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CENTRAL JAIL NO. 2 - TIHAR
I was supposed to be at my wedding.
But thanks to you idiots, I ended up in Central Jail instead!
Maybe it's not so bad inside, bro.
ANOTHER WORD FOR JUSTICE IS FAIRNESS
Wait, dude. Don't serve curry to anyone.
You bonehead!
-Sorry, bro. -Shut up!
All the weirdos are in here.
If anyone can stop their antics, it's Bhai.
THE GOD OF JUSTICE WEARS A BLINDFOLD, NOT SHACKLES
Hey! Stay quiet. He's coming.
Bhai is here.
Bhai…
Thank God I survived.
That's our Bhai.
A guava tree bears guavas
-Guavas… -Boys! He's Telugu!
-Hold on, guys. -A mango tree…
-Bears mangoes! -Bro,
-the prisoners fear you, -Mangoes!
and the cops respect you.
What did you do, bro?
Murder?
-Were you selling drugs? -Kidnapping?
-Human trafficking? -Smuggling?
What landed you in here, bro?
Friendship.
-Is this a good college, brother? -This is a superb college.
Hundred percent placement.
Some great people were students here.
Forget that… I was a student here myself!
Can you guess the length of this tube light?
It's 260 centimeters, sir.
-Half of that? -130 centimeters.
Take it and shove it in!
-What happened, man? -The AC isn't working, bro.
Maybe they forgot to fill the water.
Village idiot! That's an AC, dude.
They must have filled it last night.
Aren't you satisfied with the girls from our class and seniors?
Must you seek out girls at bus stations, railway stations, fire stations,
and now even outstations?
Dog!
Heat-stricken dog!
Let's not fight like kids. Let's handle this maturely.
Let's draw lots.
Isn't the desire to win enough, bro?
No, bro. You should know the game as well.
-Who are you? -Anthony.
Atony?
I come from a decent family, sir.
What does your father do?
He brews illegal arrack.
Illegal arrack!
I love you, Mom!
-What mess have you made? -Hey!
Hey!
He's been in pain for four years!
Four solid years!
If he suffers one more day, what's the big deal?
We have certain friends in life…
the ones we believe our lives would be better without.
They're called best friends.
THREE YEARS LATER
HEAD OF THE VILLAGE COUNCIL
-Hey, DD brother! -Yes.
I'll come tomorrow.
DD, our former college president,
is stepping into politics to become a real-world leader.
He's now contesting the elections for Sarpanch.
Yes, he's in politics.
Bro, stop it.
Stop it, bro!
When visiting the dead, first pay your respects with a garland
-and then dance! -Okay.
I bow to Lord Shiva.
Auntie, move it. That shouldn't be there.
Put it in your pocket.
I'll take it later.
Oh, God…
Auntie, how did Seenayya die?
He went to that wretched bar to drink.
On his way back,
he crashed into a parked truck and died.
Hey, gentlemen! Will you die if you don't drink?
But you're dying even when you do drink!
Enough. I said, enough!
I'm done for the day, dude!
Auntie!
I swear on Seenayya's dead body!
After the upcoming elections,
no more lives will be lost to that bar.
Do you know why?
Because I'll open a new bar in our village!
Who is he? Your village Sarpanch?
Him? A Sarpanch? Useless fellow.
There were flaws in the vote counting.
-Wait, kid. Wait. -I demand a recount.
-Hold on, Uncle. -Wait!
Let them count, Uncle. Let them count.
-What's the vote gap? -Eight votes.
Only eight votes? A recount is a must!
-Hey! Stop, guys! -Thank you!
He got only eight votes.
-Aren't there 12 voters in your household? -Sir!
-He got eight votes. Flash it on the news! -You…
Are you going to quit politics?
-Turn off the camera! Turn it off! -Sir. Tell us, sir.
He shows up at weddings and funerals just to brag about himself. Total loafer.
He plastered the whole village with his flex banners.
Hello?
Where?
I'm on my way. Guys, call a rickshaw.
Hey, call a rickshaw.
Put up a flex that says,
"The future Sarpanch mourns Seenayya's death."
Keep everything. Okay?
Bro!
If you've given us everything you had, how will you survive in Hyderabad?
There's a beer-fed body I looked after back in college.
He's been waiting to show his gratitude.
He's the multi-millionaire in our batch.
Who's that rich guy, bro?
Mr. Ashok Kumar!
Great introduction.
Now, just like you slid in, slide out and leave.
Sorry, sir. I'm coming.
Your aunt…
Control yourself, sir. You're in court.
Her brother willed all the property to your aunt.
Who's her brother?
-My dad, sir. -Your dad's
assets were seized by the court.
And yet, you never show up on time.
Even if I did, would you pass a verdict?
All you do is grant adjournments.
-Oh! -Sharp, sir!
This sharp kid's case is adjourned for three months.
Isn't there any solution for my case, sir?
There is one.
If you marry your aunt's daughter, a compromise can be reached.
You know about my college love story, right, sir?
No. Don't talk about your college again.
That reminds me. My friend is coming, sir.
-How much? -A hundred thousand.
A hundred thousand?
Clients usually pay lawyers. Why are you asking me for money?
You need some motivation to win the case too, don't you, sir?
Really?
-ID, please? -CBI!
I got suspicious the moment you told me to come wearing shoes.
About what?
You sensed my body craving alcohol, Acharyaputra.
-Come on, we'll blow at least 100,000. -Hey!
I heard Manoj is hanging around here.
-That's why we came. -Hey!
Why would he be at a fancy place like this?
Dude!
-Hey, hi! -Hi!
-Here's your drink. -Thank you.
Isn't that our lover boy Manoj?
-How did he end up as a bartender? -I'll take care of--
Hey!
Oh!
Didn't I tell you not to give him glass bottles? He'll break everything.
-Useless guy! -Let's ask him.
Bro, our guy…
-Is he one of you? -Yes.
He came to the bar last month, completely down.
Drank his fill and didn't pay the bill.
My anger went through the roof.
I told him to work for a day as a bartender.
He turned out to be really talented.
Girls crowd around to hear his sad stories.
I went to the airport and fell at the girl's feet.
But she called the cops.
This kind of thing always happens to good people.
-One more shot? -One more shot!
-For you. -Thank you.
-For you. -Thanks.
Your friend's a smart guy. He's settled here now.
Keep working, kid.
Hey!
Dude, Manoj!
He used to talk about Shruthi and America. Look at him now.
Hey!
How did you end up bartending?
I got a marriage proposal.
The guy did his MBA at IIM Ahmedabad.
-Hey! -So--
What now? You're marrying him
and asking me to delete our photos and videos? Is that it?
-When did you take the videos? -Stop pretending!
Drama queen! Go marry that data scientist.
-Listen to-- -Go! Go! Go!
-Will you just listen to me once? -What are you going to say?
"It's not you, it's me."
Isn't that it? Go tell them.
-Why me? Hey! -Will you listen?
What do you want to say? Fine. Tell me.
-Tell me. -That guy rejected me!
Dude, this guy definitely pulled something shady.
Luckily, Dorababu, the groom, rejected me…
-Why are you laughing? -What's the groom's…
What's the groom's name again?
-Dorababu. -Dorababu.
Excuse me!
Did you hear that?
Dorababu rejected Shruthi.
Dorababu rejected Shruthi!
A for Apple, B for Bujjulu
C for Cape Parrot D for Dorababu, Dorababu, Dorababu!
I stayed here because there's always alcohol nearby.
Shruthi!
Hey! Forget this bartender.
Tell us why you're here.
I'm here for Laddu.
Hey! What happened to Laddu?
My nephew looks great!
What's up, sister? Why are you looking elsewhere?
Why not marry him to my daughter?
Nephew, why not marry my daughter?
-Auntie, come on. She's still a kid. -You're too much.
Chinni.
Laddu's getting married? Then why didn't he invite us?
Yeah, why didn't you, bro?
Why should I?
Do you know how many marriage proposals I've received?
I didn't care about most of them.
But there was this amazing girl.
Hi.
An NRI proposal.
Hey… Hi!
It was an online pre-wedding meeting.
-Do you drink tonics? -Only when I'm sick.
-I didn't mean medicine! -Then?
-Like beer, whiskey, rum, gin… -No, no…
Nothing like that.
-So, a total teetotaler? -I don't even drink tea.
-Then I'll ask Dad to fix a date. -Sure, go ahead.
Someone's behind you.
-Where? -Behind you.
-He's behind you with a bottle. -Oh, okay.
Someone's really behind you.
-Wi-Fi's been acting up in our area. -Who are you talking to, Laddu?
-A glitch. It must be a glitch. -Hi.
It's not a glitch. That's a rich bottle of alcohol.
Laddu bro is rich!
What did you say? Hello?
-Another guy's coming -Okay…
with a cigarette from the other side.
Laddu bro!
-Drink… -He's feeding you alcohol!
-Oh no! -Sorry.
There's no one here.
Hey, dude. Cigarette, please.
-Dude, cigarette… -Hey! Here's your curd rice, dude.
Who's this beautiful girl?
Hey!
-Laddu bro! -Hey! What are you looking at?
-Want some curd rice? -Oh no! Look around!
Seriously, there are three people with you.
-One says "bottle," one says "girl," -Give me a drag.
-and another says "cigarette." -Here.
-Here… -Hey!
Idiotic fools!
Do you think she's stupid? How long was I supposed to keep this up?
Sorry. Game over.
That's why I chose not to deal with those friends,
left them out of the wedding,
and kept my peace.
-I won't give it. I won't. -Give me the money, I won the bet.
-I'm going to win this. -Hey! Why are you two fighting?
-Hey! Give me the money. -I won't.
-Why are you two fighting? -Nothing, bro. We had a bet.
-He lost and won't pay up. -A bet at the wedding? What for?
I bet the wedding wouldn't happen.
You said it wouldn't?
It's happening, right? Pay him.
Who knows, bro? There are still three days left.
Who knows when evil spirits might strike?
Evil spirits?
WELCOME!
Oh, here they come! Look who's back
Light the lamps, welcome them back! The drums are rolling, the parade is here!
They're back To come and rock
Even the multiplex Is about to witness mass madness!
The whole nation Will turn into one big DJ party!
Their crazy antics Will make you cheer!
Make memes! Shoot reels!
Write headlines! This isn't just Mad. This is Mad Maxx!
-Laddu dude! -My God!
Inauspicious time, perilous phase, and Saturn in retrograde all at once?
What's going to happen to me?
Hi, dudes!
God, please protect my wedding and my bride.
Are you guys finally here?
Hey, Ashok. You must've received the wedding card through registered post.
Hey, DD!
You must've got it through speed post. You're right on time!
-Manoj-- -So, you sent a speed post
to a village without a post office?
Hey! Why didn't you tell us about your wedding?
You were dragged along even for bathroom trips.
Useless!
So why didn't you tell us about your wedding?
Fear, man! Fear!
The fear that you guys might somehow stop my wedding!
-Dude! -Don't "dude" me.
What did you do that day when I was meeting that NRI girl?
We didn't know you were meeting a girl, dude.
You got drunk that day, just because I was meeting her.
Oh.
I was the one who paid for the booze.
Sorry, man.
Dude, at least let us stand near the wall,
beside the beggars, and watch your wedding from there.
No! It's a real problem if you guys are away from me.
You need to stay close.
Be right here.
Come on, guys.
-Come on. -Let's go.
One minute, dude.
Hey!
Come on in, dude.
Who the hell is this guy?
-Rapido Raghu. -Rapido…
We met him in Hyderabad
and brought him here to experience a village wedding.
Will you bring just anyone?
-Where are you from, brother? -Mancherial.
There's goodness written all over him. Come on in!
Rapido Raghu!
-Boys, -Never mind.
don't hesitate to ask for anything you need.
-Will you have something to eat? -No, we're good.
-How's the coffee? -It's good.
A little short on sugar.
What? Not enough sugar? That's how we do it here.
Drink it or leave it.
"Short on sugar." Sugar, my foot!
-She's the one who asked. -Don't you have manners?
There's more water than milk in mine, but did I make a fuss?
Hey, but--
Uncle's going to be here soon. Behave yourself.
These kids!
Hey! It's DD! Hi, DD!
Small uncle? Sorry! Big uncle!
What kind of friends are you? You should've come three weeks ago.
Back in the day, we helped our friends with weddings.
-Card distribution, house painting, -His face is up there.
decorations, shopping, feast preparation…
-You must enjoy it all. -Dudes!
The room and toddy are ready, along with mutton fry. We're just--
-Dad, go inside and put on your underwear. -Why, kid?
Put on an underwear, Daddy!
-What's wrong? They're like my kids. -So you bare it all for them?
Go inside.
His friends show up, and he starts shouting. Typical.
They traveled all this way for the wedding,
and this is what he shows them?
Actually, dude. My dad doesn't even wear underwear.
-But he asks me to use coconut oil. -Dude!
Forget your daddy's underwear. What about the girl's--
Sorry! Tell us about the girl.
She's a nice girl. Just two daughters.
-Of the bride? -Of her dad!
Sorry! Continue.
Puja has an apartment in Bhuja as well.
Beauty, property, status…
it's a perfect match, dude.
If she's so perfect, why is she marrying you?
-Correct. -What could she see in him? Must be blind.
You are all well prepared!
Who the hell told you about my wedding?
Shiva!
Hey, Shiva! Why are you stabbing with a knife?
At most, what will happen, dude? They'll lose a hand.
No, Shiva. If something happens, my wedding will be canceled.
Kids! Save yourselves. Run!
We won't.
Ice cream is almost finished. Go fast!
Hey, let's go!
Looks like ice cream means more to them than their lives!
-Dude. -Sweets?
Take a look, dude.
Stuff from our farm, dude.
My family rolled the joints together. We're a joint family, after all!
Dude, what about your dad…?
Dad sent bootleg liquor.
-Dude! -Dude!
Cheers!
Dude, after studying engineering,
we all decided not to become engineers.
Heck yeah! Only our batch could pull that off.
Wait a second.
Didn't you say you'd talk to Jenny's dad about the wedding?
What happened?
Her dad wants a government job.
Why didn't you tell him he can't get one at his age?
-Not for him, dude. For me. -Oh!
Anyway, you all know
whether I fought or played basketball in college,
-it was all for a police job. -Correct, dude.
You should become a cop
and bash this guy's behind for brewing bootleg liquor.
DD bro, they all have love stories.
What about you?
Sweet Vennela!
Hot Vennela!
What's wrong, bro?
Because of two idiots, it's been delayed for four years.
I'll only get married after I become the Sarpanch.
-Anyway, congrats, Laddu dude! -Congrats, Laddu dude!
Bring on the Marfa now.
Hey, DD! Hey!
This is a marigold. Shit!
Why are you dressed like this?
-Who's the groom here? You or me? -I'd outshine you even in rags.
-Keep it low. You're embarrassing me. -Forget about it.
-I took care of some stuff quietly. -What the hell did you do?
It's my best friend's wedding, so imagine how much care I must've taken.
That's why I spoke to your would-be father-in-law.
Do you like fruit or sweets?
Of course, fruit.
Oh! So you don't like our Laddu?
I observed your mother-in-law.
Why is he looking at me like that?
I had a chat with your brother-in-law.
At midnight?
Okay.
Your sister and brother-in-law are hanging from a cliff.
-But why? -Because I said so!
-Okay. -You can save only one of them.
Who will you save?
-Of course, my sister. -Oh!
So, you don't care if your brother-in-law lives or dies.
Nothing feels right.
Why did you do all that? They're a crazy b--
-A crazy bunch. -Yes.
That's why…
-we'll stop the wedding. -Stop the wed--
Stop the wedding?
Just yesterday, you wanted it to be a grand affair.
Why the sudden change?
Believe me, dude. I didn't get a wink of sleep last night.
Then go to sleep.
Remove your glasses first.
"Didn't sleep," he says.
-Raghu! -Bro.
-What's with you? -Isn't this our wedding, bro?
You don't even have the sense he has.
My seventh sense is telling me, dude.
Forget the seventh sense. You don't even have common sense.
"Seventh sense," he says.
Dude, see that girl in the green half-sari?
-Yes. -These flowers will be enough, right?
-She's like a sister to me. -Hey!
She asked me to get an orchestra playlist from you.
-Why are you tense, dude? -I don't know, man.
Ever since you arrived, my anxiety…
Calm down.
Look at him, smoking inside the house.
What do I even say?
What's with the cigarette and that attitude?
-Throw it away! -Hey!
-Alright, let's go. -Where to?
What do you mean, "where to"? Won't you introduce us to the bride?
Do you really deserve that Laddu guy?
What are you even talking about?
Do you remember Pani Puri Pratap?
Pani Puri…
He used to give her two extra sweet pani puris after serving everyone else.
Sister, Laddu is better than that Pratap.
What's happening, dude?
Alright, Pani Puri Pratap is better than you, okay?
Shut up.
We'll shut up. But do you think Auto Akash will?
-Auto Akash? -What did he do?
He's mocking you for rejecting him.
He's showing everyone Laddu's photo and cracking up.
-Hey… -Let's call off this wedding.
Wait, dude! Call off!
To be frank, even I don't like this groom.
-That's it. Wedding's off. -"To be frank," my foot!
What did you just say? All of you are standing here and…
-Hey. -Come here, you!
You took 20,000 rupees to return my 200 rupee footwear,
and now you say you don't like me?
-"To be frank." -Mr. Laddu.
Why so formal, Puja?
Okay, Laddu dude.
No "dude" in front of my friends. That's only between us.
Alright, Laddu.
They might have said things without knowing.
Don't you know me better?
Don't I know you, Puja?
You're the Puja who came into my life without a single prayer.
Never mind.
These are my friends. Say hi, guys.
-Namaste. -My cousin.
Bro, the dowry money?
Laddu bro!
We've got a situation!
You can give it later. The money isn't going anywhere.
You are here, and so am I.
Bro, go ahead.
No one in my family knows I'm giving reverse dowry.
I'll give it for sure.
There he is! Let's go!
What's actually going on at this wedding?
Give him a soft drink.
-Give it in two days. -Alright, get going.
Daddy!
Why isn't there liver for lunch?
-Really? No liver? -Yes!
-Why are you acting so cheap? -Teach him, Mom.
He's our only son. And it's his first wedding.
-First wedding? -Yes.
-How many are you planning? -That's up to God, Daddy. Let's see.
-I'm giving reverse dowry-- -Hey! Shut up.
My friends are here, Daddy. Keep quiet.
-Reverse dowry? -Dowry?
Forget the liver.
Just arrange Jyothi Lakshmi's recording dance for my friends tonight.
What is this? A wedding or a dance bar?
Alright. I'll do this.
I'll wrap a turkey towel around me and perform a recording dance.
-Rimbola, rimbola, rimbola -Hoy! Hoy!
Enough!
The priest is here. Let's go.
Guys, stop!
This isn't the wedding. It's just the engagement.
Sorry, my bad.
-Exchange the rings. -Laddu, take this.
Clap! Clap!
Son, offer her the sweet and say the name.
Here.
Soan papdi.
He meant the bride's name, not the sweet.
Puja.
-Place the beauty spot on the cheek. -Over there.
Hey!
On the bride.
Funny guy!
Take blessings.
Hey!
Not from the bride. From the priest.
-Sorry! -Take his blessings.
May you live a long life.
-Idiot! How could you touch a girl's feet? -Hold on, Daddy.
We're from the groom's side. What's wrong with you?
Let it go.
Here come the troublemakers!
Priest, if you give me the wedding necklace, I'll tie it.
He said thaali. Let them hear it, guys!
-Hey! Stop it. -Stop it.
-Only play the music when I say. -Sorry, it's my bad.
Who's the bride's brother?
-That's me. -Come here.
-Yes? -Wash your brother-in-law's feet
and sprinkle the water on yourself.
No way!
That short guy? I'm not washing his feet!
-Chinnu, don't say that. -Shut up!
-What's this? -This is tradition, child.
When your brother-in-law leaves for Kashi,
you're meant to stop him, wash his feet, and sprinkle that water on your head.
He's always looking for free booze.
He licks pickles as a booze snack.
Why did you drink in front of him?
Why should I care if he's going to Kashi or Kanyakumari?
-Don't say that. -I'm not washing this bald guy's feet.
Please. Just do it.
I'm not doing it, priest.
Take your soan papdi. It's tasteless.
Move!
-Child, stop. -They want me to wash his feet?
-Dear… -I won't do it.
Hey, Laddu.
He must return.
The one who left must return!
And wash Laddu's feet.
-Or… -We'll call off the wedding!
-Hey! -Oh, God!
-Why call off the wedding? -Laddu, you know me. He doesn't.
He called you bald--
Call him back. He has to wash your feet.
I've got water at home and feet of my own. I'll wash them myself.
-He must fall at your feet. -I'll fall at your feet. Please.
Go have a smoke.
-Be quiet. -You be quiet first.
Everyone, listen up.
Anyone attending this wedding must wash their own feet. Now move out.
Come on, people. Move.
He seems totally crazy.
Why are we marrying our girl to him?
Our girl may be gold, but he's got actual gold.
Plus, they're giving us reverse dowry. Just stay quiet.
-Let's move. -Let's go.
-Reverse dowry? -That's right.
He's one of a kind!
Are you going to smash that gold on your own head?
Dangerous!
Ridiculous!
Laddu dude!
Have you lost your mind?
-Do you understand what I'm saying? -I do.
I get it.
You…
My…
You're just jealous I'm getting married before you, right?
You can't stand that I'm getting married.
And on top of that, to a beautiful bride.
That's what's killing you, isn't it?
Laddu dude…
I'm not that kind of person.
I've changed.
Hey, DD.
Whether it's for money or gold, she's still marrying me, right?
Put your glasses on and go to sleep.
I'll wake you after the wedding.
-Dismissed! -But…
Come on, let me go set up your canopy bed
Hold that excitement for a bit
Radha, Laddu's gotten clever.
He's saying out loud what I'm really feeling inside.
Did you have lunch?
Moonlight girl, why are you so mad?
Show some kindness to the jasmine flowers
Moonlight girl, why are you so mad?
Hey, they had him after so many years. He could die.
Fine. Bury him.
Hey, girl! What's your name?
I'm a boy.
Then why the long hair?
My dad isn't taking me to Tirumala.
Who's your dad? What's his name?
Tirupati.
-Hey, Ashok. -Uncle.
-My cousin. High Court advocate. -Oh! High Court?
-Ashok, this is Laddu's friend. -Hi.
-Oh. -Name's Harish Rao.
He's famous. He likes me a lot.
-He's getting divorced too. -For you?
Why would he get divorced for me? Are you crazy?
-He probably has family problems. -Congrats, sir.
-He's been telling everyone. -Welcome.
Where are you headed, sir?
My aunt filed a civil case against me.
Can we file a criminal case back? What do you think?
-Sit down. -What's up, Laddu?
What's happening here?
-What happened, dude? -What is he doing with those aunties?
Walked in like a hero and convinced everyone.
-He's telling his breakup stories. -Her husband is suspicious.
That guy's with aunties. This guy's with uncles.
And this one's with kids.
-A chokeslam on kids? He-- -Laddu dude…
-Not that, DD. -Cool.
-Tell me. -Not that, dude.
I never imagined my wedding would be like this.
No fun, nothing.
-It's just bland. -Dude, now you want fun and--
Have a betel leaf and nut
Have a clove
Still not enough? Take him too
If you like that, have this
It's our buddy Laddu's wedding
Everyone gets married. What's new?
What do you think of our Laddu? He's no ordinary guy.
He looks great Never climbed over a wall
Doesn't stare, even at supermodels
Doesn't change his DP Doesn't get angry
He's one of a kind
Laddu, Laddu! It's Laddu's wedding Now watch the chaos
No one can stop our Laddu's wedding
He has never held a lamp Never dated anyone
He hasn't lined up three girls Doesn't even know what a first kiss is
Never took a last drag from a cigarette He's useless to us
Our bride, our bride Puja! Beat the drums!
Our bride Puja Can you handle her?
Venky Atluri, 1,116 rupees. Anudeep KV, 516 rupees.
Suryadevara Naga Vamshi, 116.
Paramesh, just ten rupees? You miser!
-Laddu's friends are organizing -Hey, Raghu! Come here.
a Goa trip for the couple as a wedding gift.
-Four days and three nights. -Hey!
He goes to the gym As soon as he wakes up
He doesn't like brandy, whiskey, or rum
He's a spendthrift Doesn't go out at night
He's a gem
Is that so?
She'll be at the pub on Friday night
Her beauty parlor bill is 200,000 a month
Look at her heels, her reels, And all the fans in her neighborhood
Look at her and her followers on Insta
Once they're married And locked in together
They'll be pregnant within a month
On the well
The wheel on the well Bite her cheek all you want
If I see her dad, I'll run I won't get caught
The wheel on the well Bite her cheek all you want
If I see her dad, I'll run I won't get caught
-Why did you stop so soon? -Play our song!
Priest, it's already the auspicious time.
Go get the bride. You go with her too.
Manoj, come on. DD!
-Daddy! -Laddu, the bride ran away.
With whom, Daddy?
Hey!
-Where are you from, brother? -Mancherial.
-Raghu! -Bro.
-What's with you? -Isn't this our wedding, bro?
Isn't this our wedding, bro?
Calling it "our wedding, our wedding,"
he ended up eloping with my girl.
But since I trusted a guy you all brought along,
I should hit myself with my own sandal.
Why bother with a garland for a wedding that's called off?
Wait, Laddu dude!
Don't take off the garland.
I'll get you married at the fixed time.
How will he perform a wedding without the bride?
Mr. Elderly.
Why should our guy suffer for your daughter's mistake?
Get him married to your younger daughter.
Right. That's not going to happen then.
Dad! Please, Dad!
Don't punish me for my sister's mistake.
If needed, I'll stay single my whole life.
Please, Dad.
I don't want to marry him.
I'll die. Please understand me, Dad.
Dad, please don't punish me! Please, Dad!
Say no, Dad. Please, Dad. Please.
Brother-in-law, please.
Tell Dad. Brother-in-law, I'll die if you touch me.
-Let go of her, dude! -When did I hold her?
It's okay. I'll handle it.
Make way.
Outsiders are outsiders. Relatives are relatives.
Aunt Meenakshi,
you were the one eager to get your daughter married to him.
My nephew looks great!
What's up, sister? Why are you looking elsewhere?
Why not marry him to my daughter?
Then go give your daughter to him.
I'd rather give her poison.
I only said it for the time being.
Are you taking that seriously?
Brother, if you had a daughter,
would you marry her to a bald guy like him?
That's why I never had a daughter.
-How's that? -Auntie!
All aunties are the same, dude.
They'll give up at the right time and later file a case in court.
Don't believe them.
It's such a big village. Won't you find even one girl?
Just wait. I'll arrange something.
For Laddu's wedding, we won't consider caste!
We don't care about religion!
We won't even look at the girl's face.
-Come on. -Come on.
Hey! Everyone's running off!
Hey!
Hide right here, girls. Or they'll get you married.
-Don't step out. -Oh, no!
-Why are they running away? -Just a minute. I'll fix this.
Anjamma, come here.
You've raised him since he was a child. Come marry him.
Just look how good-looking he is.
Anjamma.
Dude…
Laddu, don't worry.
-Just five minutes. I'll go to the gate-- -And bring a beggar?
Dude!
I'm not sad that the girl ran away.
I'm sad that you're showing me…
I'll never get married in this lifetime.
-Get lost, all of you. -Not that--
Get lost!
Sir.
I understand your pain, sir.
I don't mind if you don't pay me for the bagara rice.
But your son
asked for liver fry for lunch…
and mutton curry for his friends…
on special request.
You need to pay for those.
Sir, we couldn't play for the actual ceremony,
but we were loud enough.
You have to pay us for that.
Why are you pestering me for money?
The bride ran away. He should pay.
Ask the person's dad, because of whom she eloped.
He'll pay.
What's this? You got a big mouth now?
-You're talking back too, right? -Daddy, calm down.
I knew my daughter had affairs with Ola and Uber drivers.
But because of your son, she eloped with a Rapido guy.
See, Laddu?
Weren't you proud of your father-in-law?
Now you've seen his true colors.
Don't talk about my color.
Are you fair-skinned? Are you?
Look who's talking about color.
Has he lost his mind?
-Idiot. -All of this is because of you!
I'm stuck with these half-wits.
Yes, tell me.
-Sir! -Sir! My money!
-Uncle-- -Who are you calling uncle?
Hey, Lingam! Pay up!
I won't pay even a single penny!
You reached all the way to Sangareddy?
Hey! Don't come here.
The bride eloped.
What torture I'm dealing with!
-What a life! -Sir! Sir! Sir!
Take rest, bro!
Dear Pandu…
-Grandma, why are you crying? Am I dead? -That was really unfortunate, son.
It would've been better if you were.
-Why did God… -You said you'd die after my wedding.
-Now that you've seen it, -Not like this.
both of you can go die!
How will you live after such disgrace?
You haven't left yet?
-What are you saying, dude? -Auntie!
-I'll get it. -With you in this condition…
Auntie, ginger chutney, please.
…how can we leave, dude?
But this whole situation is because of you.
That was fun!
Just looking at his face…
Daddy!
How are you even considered an elderly person?
If the daughter-in-law runs away, isn't that a disgrace to you too?
Why would that be disgraceful to me?
She came to the wedding hall because of me.
She saw your face and ran away.
Saw my face and ran away?
-Ginger chutney… -Is good but…
-What are you looking at? -Suicide, bro.
-Oh, suicide. -Suicide…
-What? Suicide! -Bro!
-Laddu, don't. -Leave me, guys.
No, dude!
-But why? -The fan will break.
Leave me.
I won't do anything. Leave me.
-Move. You go to that side. -Oh, God.
The fan will break?
Well, the fan's old…
Did anyone care when my heart broke?
Sorry, bro. Sorry.
Now what, dude?
I thought…
after marriage…
I'd go to Goa with my wife for our honeymoon.
-Poor guy. -Yeah.
But life turned out like this.
Laddu! Come on, let's go.
Where to?
Goa.
-What for? -Your honeymoon.
-Honeymoons are for couples-- -Who said so?
We should break the tradition of going on a honeymoon only with a spouse.
-DD, at least you-- -Yes, bro!
Who knows what God's plan is
or what role you play in the director's script?
Let's find out. Come on!
At most, we'll get caught in a murder case.
We'll face it. Come on!
Yes, bro.
-In life-- -Stop it!
I haven't stooped so low as to hear philosophy from you.
Guys…
let's go to Goa.
Students, who discovered the first sea route to India?
Vasco da Gama!
Very good!
Vasco da Gama,
in the 14th century, wore this necklace and traveled across the Arabian Sea.
Using the compass embedded in it,
he discovered the sea route to India and informed the British.
Later, the British arrived in India.
You all know what happened after that, right?
Yes, we know.
This is how we lost our freedom
because of this necklace.
Come on, let's move to the next block. Come on, let's go.
Come.
Sir, one moment, please.
Sir, there's been a theft at the Goa Museum.
Can we assume this was a police department failure?
-Sir! -Of course, you can!
What's your opinion on the CBI's involvement in this case?
No comments.
-When will you catch these thieves, sir? -When we find them!
We must solve this case before the CBI does!
According to intelligence reports, there's a new gang in Goa.
They're highly armed, insanely dangerous, and extremely vicious.
At any cost, we have to catch them!
I want an open-top car
like in Dil Chahta Hai, no matter what it costs!
We don't have the budget for that.
We can afford a Creta at best.
-Hey, wait! -What?
-Where are you going? -We have tickets.
-Complete the security check. Line up. -He's speaking Hindi. Talk to him.
Hey, Shiva! It's security check time.
-Go! -You didn't put anything in my bag, right?
And… airport.
I told you to send police officers there.
-Who did you send? -Sebastian, sir.
Yes!
Why the hell did you send him?
Sir, what's wrong?
Sir, shoelace.
Hold this.
But there are no laces on my shoes.
He's the dumbest police officer
in the entire Goa police department.
He was suspended for six months
and just rejoined yesterday.
-Why are they checking tourists? -Ticket, please.
-That's true, dude. -Goa earns revenue from tourists, right?
That's right.
-It doesn't feel right. -What's this?
-Go ask them. -Why should I?
-This is why your wife left you! -Get your luggage checked.
Hey!
-As the eldest, can't you go ask? -Hello.
-You! Go stand up for myself! -Is this luggage yours?
-Do you think we'll catch him? -For sure, sir.
Sir, if there was a theft in Goa,
why would the thief be in Arrivals instead of Departures?
That's true.
-Logical, right? -Yes, sir.
Who are you? Why are you questioning me with logic?
Hey! Do you have an RC book, C book, PAN card, and Aadhaar card?
-Show me your ration card! -Why would I carry my ration card, sir?
You have the nerve to ask me for logic without even having a ration card!
-Arrest him for traveling without one! -Sir!
-His wife ran away, sir. -Oh!
He's mentally disturbed.
Who's mentally disturbed? Did he ask you?
-No, dude-- -Hey!
-Oh, God! -Where's the respect?
-Sorry, sir -Thank you, sir.
-Don't you get along? -Thank you for serving the nation, sir!
Are you guys friends or family?
We're family friends, sir.
You're all acting too smart!
Why are you staring? Join him.
What are you guys doing?
Well, I thought this is how people greet each other in Goa.
You guys are finished!
You've messed with someone you shouldn't have!
Hey! You're staying in Goa, right?
-One minute, sir. -Show him, Manoj.
Day one, Baga Beach, sir.
On day two, we're thinking of Palolem.
Day three, Dudhsagar…
-Kashi, what's it called? -Sagar.
-Manoj bro! -Dudhsagar, sir.
-We're planning to go there. -Manoj bro…
He's not asking for our itinerary. He's giving us a warning!
Yes!
-Go on, sir. -Warn with confidence, sir!
Go ahead, sir.
-Go ahead, sir. It's okay. -We're ready, sir. Ready.
-So sorry, sir. Come on, sir. -Hey! Fold your hands.
-Don't hesitate, sir. -Yes, sir. Don't!
-Go! Leave! -That's it?
-Leave! -Thank you, sir.
-Thank you, sir! -Let's go, dude.
-Thank you, sir! -Leave!
Go!
Hey!
-Oh, God! -Is he a cop or a gangster?
Why slit your own throat over them, sir?
Not mine. I said, "I'll slit yours."
These guys are acting too smart. Keep an eye on them. Let's go.
Dude! I told you to buy beer before getting the car. You didn't listen!
What is "kismath"? Does it mean "no kissing"?
That has nothing to do with what I'm saying!
-Sorry, boss. -Sorry, boss.
Bro, we already have a car. Why rent another?
-Oh, God! -How's Goa?
Keep your head inside, you idiot!
Hey, someone hit me with a bottle! I'm bleeding!
-People in Goa are nasty, dude. -Yeah! All the Telugu folks are here!
Welcome to Honeymoon Resorts!
I used to be a college principal in Hyderabad.
I sold all my assets,
took voluntary retirement, and built this resort.
Okay.
Anyway, a Telugu couple is checking in today.
I'll welcome them personally. You can go handle the arrangements.
-Girls, are the welcome drinks ready? -Yes, sir!
That's good!
Why is my left eyelid twitching?
Is that a bad omen?
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine!
Hello, my dear lovely couple!
Welcome to Honeymoon Resor--
-Sir! -Hey!
-Sir, sir, sir! -Stop! Move away!
Move away! Now!
What are you guys doing here?
What are you doing here, sir?
This is my resort.
-It's our resort, dude! -Yes.
-Sir, this girl… -She's my daughter.
-Oh, she's our girl, dude! -What?
Who let you in?
Sir, I booked it two days ago and paid in full.
The booking was for honeymoon couples.
That's true, sir. But Laddu's wife ran away!
-He didn't ask, dude. -Still, we should tell him.
I built this resort…
to enjoy the lovey-dovey antics of newlywed couples.
Why would you want to see their antics, sir?
Was that joke that funny? Go inside and put on some pants!
I said, go inside!
-Dad is always like this. -And you guys get out!
-Dude, what is this? I need to pee! -Then go inside and pee.
What do you mean, "go inside"?
-Hey! Pee outside! -Sir!
All are saris. Not even one silk dhoti.
What happened? Why are you crying?
You're not even worried about our son, just busy checking the gifts!
He left because of you.
My poor son! Who knows what he's facing out there?
He's our only son.
What if he says he'll never meet another girl or get married?
What do you want?
I want Sex on the Beach.
And you?
Sex only after marriage!
-Hey! That's a cocktail, dude. -Oh! One beer.
-My heart-- -Have a beer, dude.
Not now, dude. I'm talking to my mom.
Hey, Shiva! The beer costs 150 rupees.
Check before you throw it, dude!
Damn.
Hey…
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, look at them!
Watch what I do now.
Catch, catch, catch! Catch him! Don't leave him!
What happened, sir? Are they the museum thieves?
No, he's my laundryman!
I gave him my uniform
and he's been avoiding me ever since. I caught him today!
Honey, he's staring.
You…
You'll have to get through me to touch my best friend.
-Why are you hitting him? -He was staring at my wife!
Hey! Then hit him harder!
Dude, it was Laddu's fault. That's why I didn't interfere.
-We shouldn't trouble anyone. -That's right.
Hey!
-Sir! -Stop.
-I'm on it, sir. -Step out of the vehicle.
Show me your RC book and license.
-Why are you stopping tourist vehicles? -Okay, sir.
Don't trouble the tourists. Let them go.
-You can go. -Sir!
-No, sir. They're tourists. -Come here.
They may look like thieves, but they're not, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Petrol or diesel, sir?
Whichever is cheaper!
How did we find someone like you?
Dude, I don't feel a buzz. This beer's not working.
Want more buzz? Come with me!
-How much? -Twenty thousand.
Dude, I bought it for 20,000 rupees.
It makes everything look 3D.
Didn't we see them at the airport?
-Give it to me. -Have your cigarette, dude.
-Hey, just give it. -Come.
Hey, it's the police.
-Hey, put it out. -What happened?
Hi, sir.
-What's that? -What, sir?
-Take it out. -Sir…
Sir.
Sir…
It's just a coconut laddu!
Why did you act like it was a big deal?
-Silly fellows! -Say no to drugs!
-Bring more next time! -Bye, sir. Good night, sir!
I nearly peed myself.
You spent 20,000 on a coconut laddu, idiot!
-Break his head, dude. -Sorry.
Hello, sir. Delivery, sir.
Sir, are you Laddu?
-Yeah. -Okay.
Hey!
I don't like men hugging each other.
-Why are you even hugging me? -I heard your wife ran away, sir.
-Who told you? -It's written in the instructions.
"Our friend Laddu's wife ran away. Please deliver the upma quickly!"
-Hey, Manoj! -Oh, God!
Why are you acting like this?
He even told the delivery guy my wife ran away!
-Come on, dude. Let's swim. -Hey!
I wouldn't have been mad if you did this over chole bhature.
But you did it for upma!
He was joking, dude.
-Why are you upset about it? -Is that a joke, Damodhar?
Shiva has stashed 30 liters of petrol under my bed because it's cheaper here.
I'm scared we'll burn down any minute!
-Tell me what to do! Tell me! -I mean, it's actually…
-Come on, let me go set up your canopy bed -Hey! What are you doing?
Are you trying to sync, or is it happening naturally?
Dad, Laddu has started a new drama. I'll call you back, okay?
Drama?
-Laddu dude. -DD!
Cool. To make you and all of us happy,
-Ashok has planned a surprise! -Really?
Dude, there's a place called Honeymoon Island.
They host a Paradise Party there once a year.
If we go, your honeymoon is guaranteed.
-Can you repeat the name? -Honeymoon Island, sir.
Honeymoon Island.
Sir, valet.
Take the speedboat, sir.
Keep the card safe. Have fun, sir!
Hey! Those teasing glances bring the heat!
Get too close, and you're in trouble!
Hey! Feels like I'm within reach
But when you catch me I'm not keeping quiet!
A butterfly has arrived Flaunting its colors
It asks you to check all angles Before you dive in!
Roughly speaking Isn't the age a match?
No second thoughts Just step in and enjoy the feast!
Why is she calling me? Do you think anyone recognized us?
-Are you a celebrity to get recognized? -Get too close, and you're in trouble!
Hey! Feels like I'm within reach
But when you catch me I'm not keeping quiet!
Hey! Those teasing glances bring the heat!
Get too close, and you're in trouble!
Feels like I'm within reach
But when you catch me I'm not keeping quiet!
Is that Bhai, bro?
No, dude. He's uncle. Subhalekha Sudhakar uncle.
Hey! Those teasing glances bring the heat!
Get too close, and you're in trouble!
Hey! Those teasing glances bring the heat!
Get too close, and you're in trouble!
Feels like I'm within reach
But when you catch me I'm not keeping quiet!
Nothing fishy here. Everything seems normal.
Someone must have passed on the wrong information.
Didn't they exchange the slips right in front of us?
They just picked up the valet slips. That's it.
-No, sir. -Hey!
They could've exchanged them outside too.
Why come all the way here? Do you think this is smuggling?
Nobody can cheat me.
-You're definitely getting cheated. -Let's go.
-I found a girl, dude! -Where, dude?
Where, dude?
Behind me, dude. Right behind me.
Oh, about turn!
Hi, boys!
He said it's going to work out. Come on, let's go!
-Let's go, dude. -It's wrong, dude.
This doesn't look right at the resort, especially with the principal around.
Why would we do it in front of the principal?
Laddu, it's getting late. How much longer?
-One minute. -Two…
-Dude, please. Please… -Hey!
-Please. -Alright.
-Let's go. -Come.
Excuse me.
Hey! Hey!
Car keys?
Just a minute, sir.
-Quickly! -Sir, your key is missing.
-What? -Your key is missing, sir.
-My key is missing? Kill this idiot! -Sir…
No!
Where's the CCTV room?
Oh no!
Oh, my God!
Call Bhai!
-Bhai! It wasn't us! -Bhai!
You saw the CCTV footage!
-Please let us go, Bhai! -Bhai, let us go!
-Please, Bhai! -Please, Bhai!
The people who took Bhai's car are at Honeymoon Resorts.
Not even God can save them today.
What are you doing here?
Sir! What are you doing here?
This resort belongs to me.
Sir, if the kids are here, they're safe.
He's traumatized because his wife eloped.
He can't live without his mom and dad.
No Mom.
-Oh no! -No Dad.
-Don't you have both of them, Laddu? -No, Laila.
From now on, it's just you.
-The girl is beautiful, dude. -Yeah, she looks great.
She fell for Laddu and…
I don't get it.
My foot!
I set her up.
-My friend Laddu's wife ran away. -Oh no! So sad.
-That's why, tonight, if you… -Tonight?
That's not what I meant.
Just give him a little hope that a beautiful girl might talk to him.
-How much did you pay? -50,000. From your card.
Why did you pay 50,000?
His happiness is all that matters, dude.
I wouldn't care if it were 10,000. But this is 50,000!
Stop with your 50,000 and 10,000 nonsense!
What if he falls for her and gets heartbroken again?
-Oh! Heartbreak? -This is wrong!
-I was already suspicious about how -Bro!
-such a beautiful girl could fall for him. -Hey, wait!
-I'm going to touch you! -Touch me, and I'll be out of the game.
I'm going to touch you anyway.
If I'm out of the game, then I'm leaving.
-We don't know the position inside. Wait! -Next…
What, DD? One minute.
Most people get married
-and then come to Goa for their honeymoon. -One night…
But I'll get married in Goa and go to my village.
That girl's fallen for me!
-I'll marry her! -Marry her? Don't.
-He's not listening to me, dude! -Hey, Laila!
-The one I search for everywhere -It's all your fault!
-Why is he dancing? -The one I haven't found anywhere
Hey, you'll hurt your back.
-Laddu? -Daddy?
What have you done?
I haven't even started anything yet, Daddy.
You idiot! I thought you were sad about your wife running away.
You've already gotten ready for your honeymoon before the wedding!
Don't be ridiculous, Daddy. I'm in love with Laila.
-Love? -Are you in love with him too?
No way! They paid me 40,000 to flirt with him, so I was just doing that.
Didn't you say 50,000? Did you pocket the rest?
The manager took 10,000!
Daddy, I really didn't know about this.
Is that why you're chasing this girl wearing shorts and glasses?
Girl, please leave.
If it's in our destiny, we'll meet again, okay?
Get lost.
-Bye, Uncle. -My 50,000, dude!
We'll talk about it later, dude! Please understand.
-Laddu! -What?
What should I tell your mother now?
Uncle,
you must ignore such things.
What did you say?
After everything I've seen, you want me to pretend like nothing happened?
I mean, for our sake, don't…
Sure, I'll see you.
Hey, Laddu! Come with me! Let's go!
-What did you and your friends do in Goa? -Uncle…
If you dare step out of the house again, I'll break your leg! I said move!
-Move! -Wait, Uncle!
What will you do to him, Uncle?
I'll take him home and throw him out by the collar!
Whatever you do, he'll come back to Goa!
Did you find Goa that delightful? Tell me one thing.
Are you just woman-crazy, or do you have other "good habits" too?
-We didn't do anything else, Uncle! -We didn't do anything else, Daddy!
We swear!
Hey!
-What's happening, dude? -Hey…
Daddy!
Who are you guys?
M… Manoj, sir!
A… Ashok, sir!
Damodhar.
MAD.
And you, sir?
Maxx!
You're all going to die.
-You know why? -Dude.
-Do we answer him? -Don't look at me. He'll ask me.
There's a big museum in Goa.
Good. He's answering it himself.
There's a diamond necklace worth millions in that museum.
I decided to steal it.
When Vasco da Gama traveled to India,
that necklace was around the neck--
Uncle. Uncle.
Oh my!
-Uncle! -Sit.
-Why did you stand up?
Sir, I have knee pain. I can't sit for long.
-You started off with Vasco da Gama, sir. -Sit!
-Daddy! Sit down. -Wait.
Judging by the pace, your flashback seems long, sir!
If you don't mind,
I'll open that door. There's a sofa inside.
I'll rest and listen as much as I can, sir.
So you'll doze off if you feel like it?
One should sleep when sleepy, right, sir?
-Sir! -Sir…
I'll sit, sir. Here. I'm sitting. I'll do whatever you say.
No. Stand up.
-Is that enough? -Stand up.
See that?
If we sit, he wants us to stand. If we stand, he wants us to sit.
That's his craziness.
If we say something,
he won't do it.
He'll do the exact opposite of it.
Unaware of that,
we got trapped.
What was I saying?
-So-- -Sir! Sir!
You decided to steal, sir.
Yes.
I also closed a deal with two robbers.
What's the plan, Maxx?
Rent two tourist vehicles.
Bro, we already have a car. Why rent another?
Bhai said so.
Put the cash in one car.
Place the necklace in the other.
Pick the most happening club.
Bhai.
The exchange will take place at Honeymoon Island.
So we need to exchange the cars at Honeymoon Island?
That's not necessary.
We can just exchange the valet slips.
But when I got back,
-my car was missing. -What happened to the car, sir?
Hi, boys!
Valet!
Dude, is this 69 or 96?
Aren't they the same?
Two people died unnecessarily because of you.
We'll frame you for their murders and then kill you.
You can't even imagine how horrible your death--
Hey.
-What are you doing? -I'm eating fritters, sir.
Fritters?
I mean…
See, it's time for my tablets.
If I take them on an empty stomach, I'll get gas.
-Bhai! -Gas, sir. Gas.
Hey! Blast their stomachs!
-No, sir! -Please, sir!
I didn't get my nunchaku, dude. I'd have shown him hell otherwise.
-Please listen to me. Don't shoot us! -Bhai.
The necklace isn't in the car.
How could the necklace be missing?
Why say that now?
I tried to tell you. But you zoomed off in the car.
Bhai! Bhai!
The locket isn't in the car!
-Sir… -Sir.
Sir! Sir! Sir!
-Hey, Laddu! -Sir!
-Where's my necklace? -I have no idea, sir.
-Do you know its value? -We don't know the exact amount.
-Sir. -We don't know anything.
Sir! Please listen.
Your whole process has been wrong from the start.
What do you really want?
Hold on! Your car and the necklace inside it.
For that, your men dropped down from trees and terraces.
Two even came out of the water.
You lost the necklace somewhere else, and now you're begging these idiots?
Me? Begging?
Hey! You'll die today!
Don't lay a finger on my dad, Maxx!
Oh? I shouldn't touch him?
Guys, beat him up.
Oh, God!
-Hey! -Oh, God!
Stop it!
Hit him hard.
Stop it!
Thrash him!
Oh, God!
He's putting on a show. Hit him again.
Wait a minute.
Hey, Laddu! Laddu!
Why are you screaming like that, idiot?
Can't you see they're hitting me whenever you shout?
I have nothing to do with these guys or this situation!
-Uncle! -Do whatever!
What do I need to do to get my necklace back?
Oh, God!
I almost lost my ear!
What are you going to do at worst? Kidnap Uncle and give us two days.
If we don't find the necklace, you'll kill him. That's it, right?
-You… -Shut up, dude!
-Why should I follow your ideas? -Don't, Maxx.
For his dad, these guys…
won't do a thing.
Oh, no!
-I'm kidnapping your dad. -Sir!
-You have two days.
-Return my necklace. Go! -Sir.
-Just a minute. Listen to me. -Hear me out.
-Get out! -Get lost!
Guns!
-Gangsters! -Bag!
-Girls! Get lost, guys. -Sir…
Go. Get out.
What's wrong, sir?
All the customers in the resort vacated overnight.
Sir, our hearts feel heavy.
-Let's discuss this over breakfast. -Breakfast?!
I should be the one saying my heart feels heavy!
My resort was doing great, and you people ruined it!
It's probably still inside. Let me get it.
Where do you think you're going?
I dried my underwear, sir.
-Underwear? No chance! Get out! -It's okay. Come, dude.
-I'll buy you a new one, dude. -I'm telling you.
To hell with your underwear!
Komali.
What? What's this and that?
You scoundrel!
-Sorry, sir. -Get lost! Move!
-If you ever come after my daughter again, -Okay, sir.
you're dead!
It's been 12 hours since my dad was kidnapped.
My mom keeps calling.
My friends were more worried than I was.
After all, they were my friends.
-Sorry, dude. -Sorry, dude.
-It's ok-- -Just be happy, chill, and enjoy, man!
-Hey, it's Auntie. -Have fun and travel the world--
-Hello? -Hey, Laddu.
Why haven't you been answering my calls since morning?
Let me talk to your dad.
Dad bit his tongue while drinking tea this morning.
You won't be able to understand what he's saying.
I'll understand. Hand him the phone.
I'll give it to him. Just a minute.
Yes, how are you?
I'll be back tomorrow morning.
Okay. Bye.
I don't even know what to tell my mom if she calls again.
Laddu dude, we all came to Goa together.
Your dad came looking for you.
-And-- -Hey, don't start--
Don't--
Listen to me, dude.
So, we went to the beach just to relax and enjoy the sea.
We saw people jet skiing and got super excited.
But Uncle? He wouldn't stop insisting he wanted to try it.
I told him, "Why jet ski at your age? Your back might give out!"
But he proudly said, "Forget that! I've even ridden a Bajaj Chetak!"
So, we all got on the jet skis and went… straight into the sea.
Straight into the sea.
-How far did you guys go, man? -Right into the middle of the sea.
Out of nowhere, a whale appeared
and ate Daddy!
A whale came and ate him?!
Next time your mom calls, just tell her that story, dude.
-You're just going to leave my dad?! -You really think we'd fight for him?
Dude, he's my dad!
Uncle has seen everything in life, man.
Just because he's seen it all, you'll let him die, DD?!
-No-- -Hey,
since we're the reason all this happened,
-we'll fix it. -What are you going to fix?
Besides smoking, have you done anything useful?
Will you just listen?
There was no one else in the car except that girl.
Abra-open-dabra!
If it's in our destiny, we'll meet again, okay?
If we find the girl, we'll find the locket.
If we find the locket,
-My dad goes free. -your dad goes free.
So we need to find that girl now.
Hey, Manoj. Call Laila's manager.
It's me, Manoj.
-Who…? -Honeymoon Islands…
-Laila… 50,000… -Yes.
Aren't you the guy who paid 50,000 just to talk to her?
Right.
That's me. Please tell me where I can find Laila.
I'll find out the address and send it.
Okay. Dude! We almost got Laila.
Right, sir. We're sure to catch them. No doubt.
-This one? -Yes, sir.
-Hey! My leg is stuck. -Sir.
-I got the key, sir. What's the rush? -You could've told me first. Open it.
Come in, sir. Be careful.
Shit…
Both are dead.
We're here because the resort staff reported this.
-Abdullah. -Sir.
Whose car is this? Get the details.
Sir.
Got it, sir.
Some guys came in this car, killed those men,
and escaped with the necklace.
If we get the car's details, we can identify them.
Superb, sir!
What I wanted was the car's mileage and on-road price.
But yeah, get those details too.
Yes, sir.
GA07 K 0069. Is this your car?
Yes, it's mine. Is the car damaged, sir?
The car is fine, but we suspect the people who rented it are murderers.
Actually, it's confirmed.
I need their details.
Okay, sir. The car is safe, right?
Your guy is also safe.
You killed him?
Nothing…
Call those boys.
Why?
It's been 14 hours since we kidnapped their father.
They must be shivering with fear… by now.
Put on the AC, bro.
Two plates of idli, three plates of bonda,
and four masala dosas. Okay?
After breakfast, we find the girl and save Dad. Okay?
We can only get things done when they're under pressure. Call them.
Just be happy, chill, and enjoy, man!
-Unknown number. -Answer it.
Hello. Who's this?
Bhai!
I only talk to girls.
Why's he saying he'll only talk to girls?
Do I look like a broker to him?
-Just be happy, chill-- -Hey! Who's this again?
Hey! Don't you want your dad alive?
Sir! Sir! He doesn't know how to talk.
Sorry, sir.
Hope Uncle is doing okay.
Nothing so far.
But every passing hour from now on
will bring doom for his father.
Doom?
From today, the one chasing you…
is Maxx.
The one hunting you…
is Maxx.
Even your death…
will be Maxx.
Hey!
If you don't bring that necklace,
your death will be so terrifying that
I'll slice your chest with a knife
and rip your nerves out
-with my bare hands… -Hello?
I'll slice your chest with a knife,
-and your nerves will be like noodles… -Hello?
-It might be a signal issue. -There's no signal issue!
Hey!
-I'll slice your chest with a knife, -Hello?
and with my bare hands--
Tell me the truth. Can you really not hear me?
Bhai! Bhai!
Your voice is cutting off.
Just bring the phone closer and speak slowly.
Now…
I'll slice… your chest… with a knife…
-I'll rip your nerves like… noodles-- -Hello?
Sir, we can't hear you. Please speak louder.
Hello, sir. Are you there?
-Hello? -Hey, I'll just WhatsApp call you!
Just be happy, chill, and enjoy, man!
-Dude, answer the phone! -Yeah.
-Sir! -Can you hear me now?
Yeah. Earlier, you said something about nerve weakness, right? What was that?
Not nerve weakness, you fool!
I said I'll slice your chest with a knife, and rip your nerves like noodles…
-Sir, this is not working out! -Noodles!
-Hey! -Yes, please continue, sir.
-I'll slice your chest with a knife-- -Did your chest catch a cold?
Still not clear.
You get that this is a warning!
Oh! So it's a warning?
Sorry, sir.
Just send a voice note on WhatsApp.
Uncle.
How can they ask us to send a warning via WhatsApp?
-Hello. -You asked for Laila's address, right?
-Yes. -I sent it on WhatsApp. Check it.
Okay.
Dude, Laila's manager called.
He has her location.
-Where is she? -Where is she?
This is the Elite Club.
-It's where rich people go, -Hey, hi!
and even young people hang out.
We can go to any country without a visa. Dude, turn around…
What's wrong?
They'll kill us if they see us.
If they're going to kill us on sight, how will we get inside then?
Say something, guys.
We have a plan, dude.
It's a crazy plan.
What are you going to do, guys?
Only old folks visit these days.
It's been ages since we saw sharp young men.
They will come, dear. They'll be all set and ready by now!
Damn it!
-What's this, dude? -What's wrong?
You all got SI clothes but gave me beat constable's.
They'll doubt us if all five of us are inspectors.
Sure! Four inspectors and one beat constable are not suspicious at all.
Are you a real beat constable to get perfectly fitted clothes?
Why are you going inside?
Right, why are we going?
Why ask now? Idiot!
With these police clothes, we'll have Laila by evening.
-Your dad's life will-- -Dude!
-I'm saying we'll save your dad's life. -Chill, dude.
Should we take the first step in this plan?
Let's do it!
Fresh faces at last! Go on, get started!
Balu, oh Balu!
Oh my, Balu!
Inside Balu's house It's a ball game!
If you step onto the balcony It's a jump rope game!
In front of Seenu's house It's a game of colors!
If you go to the dark lane It's all about love and kisses!
The games go on until the rooster calls
Near the haystack It's the spinning top game
It's a late-night Mind-blowing adventure!
How about we play dollhouse together?
Until dawn, it's all about games Talking, and chasing!
Inside Balu's house It's a ball game!
If you step onto the balcony It's a jump rope game!
Oh! In front of Seenu's house It's a game of colors!
If you go to the dark lane It's all about love and kisses!
Inside Balu's house It's a ball game!
If you step onto the balcony It's a jump rope game!
In front of Seenu's house It's a game of colors!
If you go to the dark lane It's all about love and kisses!
Where did the police guys go?
Oh my! Precious!
Who brought you here?
Morons even tied you up.
This brother is here for you.
He'll call for a press meeting and take this to the public.
-What? -I'm working here secretly,
without my husband's knowledge.
Why are you interfering?
But…
what's all this?
Devasena!
Mahendra Baahubali is back for you!
Are you supposed to be Prabhas now?
Do you know what will happen if Prabhas' fans find out?
Close the door, guys. Please!
Mission Laila!
Laila!
Who was that?
Come on, Majnu!
I… I have a girlfriend.
I also have a boyfriend.
Actually, I don't have any money.
Get lost!
I like your professional ethics.
Laila!
-Laila! -No, she's Sarala…
Subhalekha Sudhakar uncle,
you in a lungi?
Laddu?
-When did you become a beat constable? -When I became an SI.
When did that happen?
What's up, gentleman?
A coat on top and a silk lungi on the bottom?
What kind of nasty job is this?
Whenever I feel stressed…
-Release… -You could take pain relievers for stress.
But not a silk lungi.
-Does Maxx know about your lungi get-up? -Hey!
If you tell Maxx,
I'll stop your dad's BP medication.
Dude!
I think Laila is over there.
Sudhakar uncle!
What are you doing in a silk lungi?
Why is everyone after my silk lungi?
Bro!
What's this?
Bro,
didn't you ask for dancer Laila's address?
What about the one you gave me before?
That was Elite Club Laila's.
Hey, that's the Elite Club. All criminals and gangsters go there.
-Dude! Right! -Is this the room?
-Break it, guys! -Open the door!
-Open the door. -Hey, open the door!
Hey! Who the hell is that?
Who is it?
Laila!
Laila?
-Are you Laila? -No, Sheela.
-Laila? -Mala.
Hey! Laila isn't here.
If she isn't here, he knows where she is.
-Hey! -Let's ask him!
Open the door!
-Hey. Laila isn't here. -Come out, you mongrel!
-Guys, Wait! I'm coming! -Open it!
-Oh boy! My dignity! -Open the door!
-Open the door. -I'm coming.
We'll stab him the moment he opens the door.
-Hey! You'll stab me? -We'll shoot you with a knife.
Yes. I'll stab you with a gun.
Oh no!
Hey! Please, guys, one minute.
Hey! Hey!
Please. I beg you.
Hey, please send Laila for my dad. Please!
Please send Laila.
Are you asking me to send Laila for your dad?
Who the hell are you twisted guys? Laila isn't here!
-Why the hell are we begging him? -Dude…
Let's pour petrol under the door and light it up.
-No, no! Don't! -If we do that, Laila will die too.
-He's our actual target. -Yes!
Hey! When did I become your target?
I'm a big deal in my area.
Why are we even having this discussion? Let's just break it!
Hey!
Abdullah, the police are here!
Abdullah!
Jump!
Hey! Abdullah! Abdullah!
-Abdullah! -What happened, sir?
-The police! -Police?!
-Aren't we the police? -Yes.
Then who are those guys?
-Coconut laddu group, sir. -Give it to me.
Hello! Hello! Bring the vehicle around.
Four guys are escaping in police uniforms. Arrest them.
I'm sorry, man!
As soon as I put on the beat constable uniform, I knew we'd get caught.
Hey!
While I'm on an undercover operation in my underwear,
how dare you disturb me!
Why are you bending your neck?
I thought that's how one looks in Goa…
Dude…
-Abdullah! -Sir!
Look what I'll do now!
Why are you guys wearing police uniforms?
To do a prank, sir.
Prank?
Alright. Where's the video?
We don't have a camera, sir.
Why did you go without the camera?
We have our phones.
Fine, give me the phone.
It's out of charge, sir.
Get me the charger.
Sir, the port is damaged.
Hey!
Are you high? Talking nonsense.
Hey! Check their pockets.
What's in your pocket?
Nothing, sir.
There's something. Take it out.
-No, sir. -Take it out.
-No, no, no. -Take it out…
-Why would I bother asking you? -No, sir.
The pocket has a hole, sir.
Oh no!
Don't you wear underwear?
-Who wears it in Goa?! -Hey!
Then why are there so many men's underwear stores in Goa?
Correct! I saw them too, sir.
Very wrong!
-Sorry, sir. I'll wear it from tomorrow. -Why did I ever run into you guys? Damn!
-My hand got dirty. -Should I get some water?
-Water's not enough. Get me disinfectant. -Okay, sir.
Don't be scared.
Hello? Sir.
Don't stress, guys.
This is just a petty case about wearing a police uniform.
Oh, Kismath.
-They are five guys, sir. -Is that so?
-Yes. And they're all Telugu guys. -Okay…
-All of you stay quiet. I'll handle it! -Sir, we got a call from Kismath Travels.
According to him, five guys rented that car with number 69.
Five?
That means five people committed the murder.
-How many guys are you? -Four of us, sir.
Six, sir. Six faithful wives.
-The killers were Telugu people, sir. -No!
-We are Hindi guys! -Hindi…
-What does the blouse conceal? -Tell me?
I will tell you. The pain can't even handle a man.
Is that it?
The heart is mad! The heart is full of love!
Some things happen!
Everything happens!
You sing really badly. You're definitely Telugu guys.
Oh! Are you guys scared?
Don't be so dramatic!
You guys aren't capable of murder. Sign here and leave.
Sir, please, once--
Hey! We're receiving a fax that contains the faces of the killers.
Follow me!
Sir, pen… Right here!
Thank you, sir.
Sir, listen to me. Let's let them go after checking the fax.
-Please, sir. -Abdullah.
How many mistakes do you think I've made in my career?
I'm speaking from experience.
They want to enjoy 20 years in prison for crimes they didn't commit.
-That's it. -I've never seen anyone like this.
Telugu guys, five of them,
-everything matches. -Stop it, I say!
Don't you think I can tell the difference between murderers and mutton mincers?
Fax!
-Are you shocked? -You'll be shocked too.
-Shock! -Not "shock," say "catch."
Stop right there, guys!
Sir, are you okay?
I'm fine. Catch them. Don't leave any of them.
-Laddu dude. -Stop, guys.
Guys, run in one direction! Stop!
-Hey! -Hey!
-Why is he asking us to stop mid-chase? -You can trick anyone and run,
-He probably got his job by bribing. -but not me.
Hey!
-Come on! -This way, Laddu!
Guys! Behind that vehicle!
-Come here. -Here!
Laddu…
-Stop panting, guys. -Oh God!
-We're good. -Nothing will happen.
We'll get severe punishment if we're convicted in the murder case
You're talking like we committed the murder.
I'd have taught them a lesson if I'd caught them.
-Idiot! Stay quiet. -Hey, don't shout.
God is behind us, guys.
The vehicle left, bro!
We're caught, dude.
What are you doing?
-Cashew! -Cashew, sir!
-Hey, open up! -Open!
Not open, you guys are done for!
Hey! What's up?
Arrest them!
-Who are you? -Not atony, diaphony, cacophony, Uncle.
Anthony!
Bro!
-Get in the vehicle. -Get in quick.
Front seat for me! Front seat for me!
You pig! Why are you sitting on me?
Forward!
Hey!
Hey! Come! Stop!
Get out! Abdullah, sit in!
What are you doing here in Goa?
What's my name?
Anthony! Anthony Rodriguez!
Did you think I'm from Guntur?!
Goa! I'm a local from Calangute!
-Sir, sir. Slow down! -Hey!
They're coming! They're coming!
-Hey! Stop shouting! -Shut up!
-I'll take you from here, just wait. -Go slow, sir.
Hey! Didn't you see my wallpaper? Fast & Furious!
Oh my!
Where will you go?
Sir, drive slowly.
The Fast & Furious star died in a car crash.
He's my inspiration.
Is traffic sense really necessary right now?
It's not traffic sense. It's common sense.
Just use the right indicator, then turn left.
You can't escape from me.
Yeah!
Bro, they fled!
Sir, they're fleeing.
They're fools!
They signaled right and turned left!
They're fools! Come on! Fools!
Yes, sir. They are fools!
I know, Abdullah!
They are fools!
James, we need to get hold of that Laila at any cost.
Our prestige is at stake in Goa.
Assign all our boys to the job.
Everyone.
Why are you guys so tense?
-Anthony is right here. -That's why we're tense.
There's only one thing that can get rid of this tension.
I love you, Mom.
We finally got Uncle.
I mean, Laddu's father.
Dude,
when Manoj was trying to court the principal's daughter,
I thought he was still a loafer.
He still loves his mom.
-Yes. -It's true.
Call your mom.
-Why should I? -Call your mom, dude!
Why, dude?
He's telling his mom that your dad got kidnapped.
Can't you tell this to your mom?
Call her.
-I'll call after we find Dad. -There's no guarantee for anyone here.
Don't regret the past of the future which is present. I'm telling you.
-Just shut up-- -I'll break your head if you don't.
Do it, man!
Just do it, man.
Why did everyone become so aggressive?
-Laddu! -Hello? Mommy.
Tell me, dear.
Sorry, Mommy.
-What mess have you made this time? -Mommy!
-I didn't do anything, Mommy. -Then?
I went to a small party.
There were some goons there.
We accidentally took their car, and they took Daddy.
I'm scared to death. Don't scold me, Mommy.
I bow down to you!
Silly kid! We scold children to put them in line,
so why would we scold you when you're already scared?
Don't worry, son. Nothing will happen to your daddy!
They seemed dangerous, Mommy.
More dangerous than your daddy?
Dear, today he'll understand how tough it is to live with an old man
who's been living the same way for 60 years.
Why the tears?
What happened, Maxx?
Sir?
Hey!
How did your masculinity crumble with just one touch, Maxx?
I don't like being touched from behind.
Don't touch my back.
I'll go outside.
-Where to? -To relieve myself.
Do it inside.
If I do it inside, it won't come out, Maxx.
If I do it outside, it won't stay inside.
Do whatever!
See. I'm going. Don't follow me.
Why should I follow your orders?
I'm coming!
Oh, shit!
You are becoming too unorthodox by the day, Maxx.
That's not it, Subhalekha Sudhakar uncle.
He even entered my bedroom and my personal space.
Maxx!
Oh! You're watching TV?
Alright, I'll get going.
Where are you going? Come here.
Maxx, watch anything but don't switch to ETV news!
ETV
Why are you watching the news at this hour?
Actually, no matter what I watch all day,
I can't sleep unless I watch the 9 p.m. news on ETV.
Says one thing, does another.
What's that?
The joke over there comes after you laugh.
I don't know about jokes! I laugh when they play that sound!
They played the same sound again!
Even that's fine.
But he shouldn't be entering my professional space.
What did he do?
-Ratnagiri diamond. -Where did you get it from?
It's from Ratnagiri, you moron!
Why would a diamond from another place be here?
How much?
200 million, final!
What's this?
The jar needs to be repaired. It's damaged.
Is it really urgent to get it repaired right now?
It's my habit to grind dry fruits, mix them into my protein shake,
and drink it every day.
Do you really need to drink protein shakes at your age,
build six-packs, and show them off to someone?
-It's not like that, Maxx. Actually-- -Hey!
Can't you see there's a 200 million deal going on?
A 200 million deal!
He can't even get a jar fixed that costs 20 rupees,
and he's about to close a 200 million deal!
I'm leaving!
Oh, relax, Maxx!
We'll let him go when the time comes.
I asked you to follow those kids. Where are they?
Which is your favorite color?
-O-- -Don't tell me, just think it.
Think of a country starting with its last letter.
Now, think of a fruit that starts with the country's last letter.
Now take that fruit and shove it up yours!
Why do you make jokes like this in a situation like this?
It's been a while since we got out of college. Won't you change?
I'm worried whether we'll find Laila or not.
DD, I'm telling you…
-comedy is important in life. -What's up with him?
-What happened? -He's still ragging on me.
-Why did you bring us here, bro? -Dude…
We're not even allowed to smoke here.
Chain-smoking got them into a mental hospital.
Damn cigarettes!
-Hands up! -Dominic!
-Who the hell is this moron? -Hey.
Don't call him a moron. That'll trigger him.
Dominic, what do you want?
Hands up now. DD, you too.
Hands up. I did it too! Dominic, are you happy?
Get going!
-Leave. -Why did you bring us here?
Suppose you were a cop, would you search here?
That's why I got us here.
I spent my entire childhood here.
My dad also stayed here.
-Sorry. -Sorry, bro.
-Anthony bro. -Hey!
My dad worked as a doctor here!
-Head surgeon! -Oh! Okay!
You're making him a mental patient.
RIP, Dad. Sorry.
How could you let go of someone who was within your grasp?
When I closed my fist,
they slipped away like sand between my fingers.
Why did you catch sand when I asked you to catch them?
-It's a metaphor-- -Hey! No more explanations!
There! You ask, and when I tell…
Sorry! Sorry, okay?
Send these photos for verification.
Where the hell are those guys?
We're still at the mental hospital.
Did you find Laila or not?
Buy new clothes, guys.
We're going to a party.
It's time to meet…
Swathi Reddy.
What's up?!
Until now, you guys have heard hip-hop, pop, and R&B.
Now bear witness…
-Laddu dude, we three-- -Stop there.
-Since you three are MAD, you'll go dance. -Yeah!
-And I need to search for the girl. -Yeah!
A guava tree bears guavas
Guavas!
A mango tree bears mangoes
Mangoes
A jasmine plant gives jasmine flowers
Jasmine flowers!
A marigold plant gives marigold flowers
Marigold flowers!
In the hair, they tie jasmine garlands Over the neck, they put garlands!
The green beans ripen nicely The drumsticks add a kick to the fun!
No matter what No matter who says what
-My sweet name… -Your sweet name…
My sweet name is Swathi Reddy
When I touched it The green grass turned into a fireball!
Your sweet name Sounds great, Swathi Reddy!
Let's share a kiss Hop onto the ride!
You've got a name
And I've got fame!
You've got the figure
We'll have pride!
I left behind no country There's no role I can't play
There's no danger we haven't faced No one left to plead
Oh, my God!
-My sweet name… -Your sweet name…
My sweet name is Swathi Reddy
When I touched it The green grass turned into a fireball!
Swathi Reddy!
Your sweet name Sounds great, Swathi Reddy
Let's share a kiss Hop onto the ride!
Here I come, here I come My sweet name…
My sweet name…
-Hey! -My sweet name is Swathi Reddy
When I touched it The green grass turned into a fireball!
Cellphones get signal And the wedding has its time
The girl is shy
Pinch her, and she'll scream
Screams!
I'm not in a hurry What's the rush?
There are days ahead When things will get crazy!
What's the delay on your end? If caught, things will explode!
My sweet name…
Here she comes The swaying queen
My sweet name…
My sweet name is Swathi Reddy
When I touched it The green grass turned into a fireball!
Your sweet name Sounds great, Swathi Reddy
Let's share a kiss Hop onto the ride!
The green grass!
Hop onto the ride!
Guys! There…
Let's go.
Move aside.
Move!
Where is she?
Hey!
Hey, Raghu!
Bro's here.
Did you come to Goa for us, bro?
You've become lean, bro. How's Uncle?
Who's the uncle? Whose uncle? What are you doing here? Drinking Rasna?
I came for "our" honeymoon, bro.
Our?!
Where the hell am I in this honeymoon?
-Didn't you say you're from Mancherial? -The village next to it.
You should've told me that before!
-Mr. Laddu! -Between us--
After you eloped with him,
you're forbidden from calling me by my pet name.
Call me Ganesh.
-Okay, Ganesh-- -Don't call me Ganesh.
Don't call me at all!
Hey, what should I do?
-Anyway, we're involved in a murder case. -Hey!
-Finish them! -Hey!
-Idiot! -Come any closer, and I'll kill you.
Hey! I'll kill you. I'll kill you.
-I'll kill you! -Stop, guys.
Go ahead and kill me, bro.
-Laddu… -Laddu… Ganesh…
No, Ganesh!
Laddu!
Give it to me.
Do you know who I am?
Twenty assault cases.
Thirty murder cases.
Deep… Anudeep!
Tell me who I am.
Twenty assault cases… and 30 murder cases.
Deep… Anudeep!
How do you know?
How the hell did you know? Hey!
Why do you suspect me every time?
Why did you guys want to murder him in the first place?
-Sorry. -It's okay.
I'll go to the room.
Take your sister-in-law to the room. He'll accompany you.
Both went to the room but never returned.
Brothers!
The girl who was supposed to be at the wedding…
eloped with a guy she met two days ago.
Imagine how deeply they must've fallen in love.
And what could be the strong reason behind it?
Tell them, Pinky, what you saw in him.
Don't be shy, Pinky. I'm right here. Just tell them.
He smokes cigarettes and blows smoke rings really well.
What, dear?
-He smokes cigarettes… -Yeah.
and blows rings… Show them!
Hey!
Will you… Will you show it to me now?
Get out! Get out!
Rings…
What's going on, man?
-Are you talking about the rings? -About values, man!
-Oh. -Yes, brother.
-That's why I lost trust in love. -Hey, kiddo.
If you want to regain trust in love, you must see my girlfriend.
When you're here, how will we see your girlfriend, bro?
I'm the one telling you to see her, right?
You mean…
Darling!
Oh, Laila!
She's a captivating enchantress Who steals hearts
She's unattainable to anyone
Is she intoxicating wine?
Is she a danger sign if you provoke?
-Oh, Laila! -Stop!
She's my girlfriend!
-Her name is-- -Laila!
How did you know?
We don't know if she's your girlfriend, but she's the one who stole our necklace.
Baby, look at my innocent face and tell me, would I steal?
-Tell me. -I'm sorry she stole from you.
Why are you supporting a thief?
If you call me a thief again, I'll kill all of you.
Do you even know how I got this necklace?
Laddu, what's this?
-It looks like a necklace. -It's not just a necklace!
-It's a wedding necklace! -Wedding necklace?
You think of it as a wedding necklace, I'll think of this as your neck.
These are three knots!
Why didn't you tell us earlier, dude?
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Feelings?!
Are you the reason your father's life is at risk?
-Hold him, dude. -I'll kill you, dude.
Hey!
What are you guys?
You were dancing to find the girl,
and now you're fighting after finding the necklace.
Take this necklace and rescue his dad.
-Go and get it. -Go!
Pinky, give them the necklace.
You called them kids and doubted them.
See now. Those kids will bring me the necklace.
You're unnecessarily getting tensed, commissioner.
No, Maxx.
We've closed several deals together. This one is not like the rest.
Something's wrong.
Those CBI guys didn't come to recover the necklace.
They're here to nab you.
Hey!
They'll come to me with the necklace tomorrow
and die in my hands. You take care of the CBI.
-Come on, let me go set up your canopy bed -Got a call, dude.
-Hold that excitement for a bit -Unknown number.
-It's got to be him. -Answer it.
Hello? Who is this?
Bhai!
Okay, bye.
Hey!
I won't be at peace even after killing them, Uncle.
That's why I let them go.
He said bye, bro.
-Not bye, it's Bhai. -It's Bhai.
-Not hi-bye. It's Bhai. -Sorry.
Come on, let me go set up your canopy bed
-Answer. -Answer it.
Hello.
Bhai…
Maxx.
Sir, we were waiting for your call.
-When can we come? -Where do we come?
How do we come?
-Should we bring the car? -Should we take a cab?
-Should we come by ship? -Hey!
Come here.
My car will come to you.
Get in.
It'll bring you to me.
Okay, bye.
Thank God! He's sending the car.
-Yes! -Hey!
Remember, tomorrow
-we'll speak the opposite of what we mean. -Bro.
-Okay. -Got a matchbox?
Matchbox…
-Careful with the high flame. -Thank you.
This is our plan.
When you speak, say the opposite of what you mean.
-Hey! -Mad guy!
It's working.
-Daddy? Daddy! -Hey!
-Laddu! -Keep walking.
Daddy!
I'll kill all these guys and rescue you.
-Shut up! -Smack him!
If we give the locket, he'll release him himself.
Be right there, Daddy.
Locket!
Hey!
Alright. Take his father and leave.
Hey! Get lost!
-Okay, sir. We're leaving. -Hey, no!
-No, sir. We aren't leaving. -We aren't leaving.
Be clear, boys.
-Are you leaving or not? -We aren't leaving, sir.
We won't leave at all, sir. We'll stay right here.
How dare you refuse to leave?
If you don't leave,
-I'll shoot you right here. -Shoot us.
-Shoot us, sir! Shoot us! -No matter how many guns you use on us.
-Come on, sir. -Shoot us.
-Shoot us! -Shoot us, sir.
-They're making you a fool. -One second, bro!
-Watch how I enjoy this now. -No, dude. Please.
Nothing will happen, just wait.
-Sir. -What?
-Your glasses look great. Keep them. -Really?
These glasses? I'll take them off.
Watch it, sir. Be careful.
-I will crush it -Enough, let's leave.
Wait…
-One last thing. -Enough, dude.
-How many more? Let's go home, please. -Wait, one more.
Sir, we'll leave on foot. Please don't arrange any cars.
-Hey! Drop them in our car. -Maxx!
-Thank you, sir. -Let's go.
-What for? -For dropping us in your car…
We should drop you guys off, right?
Right?
-Sorry. -You dare play games with Maxx?
You're done for.
Sir!
What's Maxx doing, sir?
He's playing with the kids.
They aren't kids, sir.
What?
Maxx!
They aren't silly kids.
They're here to catch you with just a small chain.
He's a CBI dog!
Dog…
I couldn't even clear my engineering exams.
How do you think I'd clear the IPS?
Subhalekha uncle!
Sir, there's no CBI among us…
Whether I fought or played basketball in college,
it was all for a police job.
Mr. Ashok Kumar, welcome to CBI.
There's been a robbery at the Goa Museum.
The most wanted criminal, Maxx, is behind it.
According to my intelligence reports, a CBI officer has come to solve the case.
Honeymoon Island!
-Sir, I got him. -Dude, is this 69 or 96?
Aren't they the same?
Maxx's location is confirmed. I'll catch him in two days.
Send these photos for verification.
One of them is the CBI officer who came here to nab Maxx.
Ashok Kumar, CBI?
Central Bank of India.
It's the Central Bureau of Investigation, bro!
How is this guy a cop, dude?
Probably bribed his way in, dude.
This time, the climax…
was handed to me!
Maxx, go finish him.
I won't. Do it yourself.
Me?
What's all this, Ashok?
IPS. Undercover.
I promised I'd lay down my life for the nation.
Lay down your life, not ours!
-No, Laddu dude. -Hey, what's the plan now?
My team will be here in ten minutes.
Meanwhile, find a weapon and get ready for battle!
Come on.
Mad Maxx!
Hey!
His wife ran away, sir. Please don't hit him.
Why are you telling him that my wife ran away?
Beat him, sir.
Hey! Stop!
His wife ran away. Why are you hitting him?
Come on, let's go.
-Hey! Come on, guys. -Come on!
Are you okay, Uncle?
Dude, are you going to stab me?
-Are you? Then do it! Stab me! -Hey!
-Stab me! Come on! -Are you insane?
-Why are you stabbing yourself? -Stab me!
-Daddy, hope your hands aren't hurt. -Laddu!
-Take Daddy away. -What about you?
Even if I lose my life,
Daddy shouldn't get hurt.
Laddu!
-Oh, God! -Die right here, son.
And if you come home alive by mistake, I'll kill you there.
Anthony, let's go.
District High School. Telugu Medium.
The situation's getting out of control.
So, we need to escape.
Maxx!
Hey, let's begin the Mad Maxx show!
Maxx!
Are you okay?
Hey! When did you become so adventurous?
Who did all this?
-Our-- -Our guy Laddu.
Laddu?
Me?
Bro…
-Did you guys decide who it is? -That's why, just commit to it.
-It's me, sir. Me! -It's him, sir.
Hey!
You guys are like cow dung stuck to a bicycle tire.
If you ride faster thinking it'll fall off,
you just end up getting it all over yourself.
-Thank you, sir. -Thank you so much.
Uncle, tell them that's not a compliment.
Maxx…
the play has just…
ended.
For Maxx's crimes, he's been sentenced to life in prison.
Why is he looking at me?
Bro, wait.
If someone else was sentenced for life, why are you in jail?
Good question.
Maxx has three brothers-in-law.
Since they assumed their brother went to jail because of me,
they started hanging around my house instead of their own.
Because of that, I got kicked out of my house.
When I asked Ashok…
Are you a politician to give you protection?
Let me do one thing.
I'll keep you in jail. Once I catch them, I'll put them in and take you out.
Witness protection program.
So, I'm hiding here under the guise of protection.
Once a week, they serve goat head curry. Other than that, there's nothing.
Same here, bro.
The way you are in your gang, I'm in mine.
Brother, no more of this friendship or these friends.
Don't say that.
We need friends.
You landed in jail because of them. You suffered.
-And you still call them friends? -Let me explain.
That DD…
My Laddu's wedding.
We should celebrate Laddu's wedding in a big way.
It's my best friend's wedding, so imagine how much care I must've taken.
What if he falls for her and gets heartbroken again?
All this was to find a good girl for me, right?
-Manoj. -I set her up.
His happiness is all that matters, dude.
What he did was wrong,
but he did it for me.
Ashok.
Laddu! Come on, let's go.
-Where to? -Goa.
He was actually broke…
but got a loan and took all of us to Goa.
Hey,
I've been through a lot because of my friends.
But they never let me face anything alone.
Their execution is bad,
-but their intentions are always good. -Mad Maxx!
Your wife ran away.
But if people find out you helped catch such a big gangster…
Since it's all over the national media, maybe you'll find a North Indian girl.
Remember this.
Whether you win or lose in life,
without these four friends in your life,
there'll be no kick--
In fact, you won't even have a life!
Marriage, right?
-Hello, Ashok. -Tell me, dude.
-I need five guys released. -I'll get them out.
Did you see?
No questions asked.
That's what our friendship is like.
Dude!
-Think about me too, so that… -What's wrong with you, dude?
If you find those three brothers-in-law, I can come out too.
We're celebrating his release
but forgot to get him out.
Laddu dude,
those three guys were caught three months ago.
They were caught three months ago?!
Why didn't you tell me?
-Let's pretend he's inaudible and hang up. -Hello, hello?
Ashok, I can hear you.
We can't hear you, dude!
Ashok!
Brothers, forget everything I said. These friends are all certified crooks!