1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,394 Fuck. Fuck. 4 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:48,265 Fuck. 5 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:51,355 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 6 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,227 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 7 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:59,537 Fuck. 8 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:01,974 Erika. 9 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:24,301 I'm a slave to this vagina. 10 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:28,217 - Join the fucking club. - Hmm. 11 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,045 I think all this gum-chewing is giving me TMJ. 12 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:32,352 Oh, please. 13 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:34,441 My jaw's still sore from all the dick I sucked 14 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,183 in Laguna last weekend. 15 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,273 You know, I kind of thought this job 16 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,492 was gonna be a little bit more intellectually stimulating. 17 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,888 Oh, you're serious. 18 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,672 But I, like, seriously need the money, 19 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,239 so I guess beggars can't be choosers. 20 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,763 Wait, wait, wait. 21 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:54,113 - You don't have a trust fund? - Huh? 22 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,331 What are you, an orphan? 23 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:56,377 Hmm. 24 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:59,597 Oh, shit. Vikktor, twelve o'clock. 25 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:01,730 Elliot. 26 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:05,342 Erika would like to see you in her office. 27 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,387 Me? 28 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,779 Well, you know I hate criticism, 29 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,564 especially when it's accurate. 30 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:13,567 Art these days is all about more noise, more commotion, 31 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,831 otherwise you might as well be zombie-scrolling TikTok. 32 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:18,006 It's so "my cock's bigger than yours" 33 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,660 and it's so fucking boring. 34 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,444 And I'm bored. I'm bored. Bye. 35 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:23,446 Ugh, sorry about that. 36 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,014 Oh, no problem. 37 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,712 Elliot. 38 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,367 Yes. 39 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:32,890 How long have you been working for me now? 40 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,327 A little over a week, I think. 41 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,721 Wow. That long already. 42 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:40,160 And how are you liking it here? 43 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,075 - I love it. - Oh. 44 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:46,514 - I see you've signed your NDA. - Hmm? 45 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,689 In your application packet. 46 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:52,127 Yep. Yes. Uh-huh. 47 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:54,825 Well, we all think you're doing an excellent job here. 48 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,523 Oh, great. 49 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,047 But... 50 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:05,663 There is... There is something I need to speak with you about. 51 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,535 I wouldn't want you to take this the wrong way. 52 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:11,320 but the way you've been looking at me 53 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,149 has been making me feel uncomfortable. 54 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:17,239 What? 55 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,938 Don't pretend you haven't been flirting with me, Elliot. 56 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:23,551 And it is entirely inappropriate in the workplace. 57 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:26,335 Oh, my God. 58 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,858 I am so sorry. 59 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:28,860 I, um... 60 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:32,472 I don't even know what I've been doing, exactly, 61 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:36,084 but I promise, whatever it is, I-I will stop immediately. 62 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:38,260 As long as we're really on the same page about that. 63 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,044 I would love to be on the same page. Yes. 64 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:42,352 Okay. Oh, gosh. 65 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:48,184 Life... so fucking short. Don't you think? 66 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,665 Do you have a girlfriend? 67 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:53,537 What? I'm sorry. I-- 68 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:58,802 Um, aren't you not supposed to ask questions like that? 69 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,152 I'm not. 70 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,285 Have I offended you? 71 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,027 No. No. 72 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,856 I just... 73 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:12,817 do... have a girlfriend. 74 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,297 Good. That helps. 75 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,431 You wouldn't get weird then. 76 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,736 Weird? 77 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,085 If we fucked. 78 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,699 So your relationship with your former employer 79 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,527 was initiated by her? 80 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:32,010 And you say it was primarily sexual in nature? 81 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:34,273 Uh-huh. 82 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,231 - What's that? - Yes. 83 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:41,542 - Am I a suspect here? - Depends. 84 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,067 Elliot, look. I realize it's been a long night, 85 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:50,115 but we really need you to tell us the whole story. 86 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:53,902 Okay. Yeah. I know. Um... 87 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,386 It started a couple months ago, when I was fresh out of school. 88 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,649 I was broke, and in desperate need of a job. 89 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:05,739 Sex and sexuality are central to my work 90 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,785 because as an artist I'm-- I'm seeking pure truth. 91 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,788 You know, what lurks beneath the facades people hide behind. 92 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,487 What are you watching? 93 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,576 It's for my interview this afternoon. 94 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,927 What interview? 95 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,624 With her. Erika Tracy. 96 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,585 I'm interviewing to be her assistant at her studio. 97 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,805 You think her boobs are real? 98 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,981 When you fuck someone, even a one-night stand, 99 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:33,332 you're physically and emotionally naked. 100 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,378 There's no bullshit, no presentation. 101 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,075 That person knows you better than your mother 102 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,991 or your best friend ever will. 103 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,429 She's so good with words, right? 104 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:45,301 - She looks kind of evil. - I know. 105 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,520 Apparently, the rumor is that 106 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:49,304 she, like, fucked Vincent Gallo 107 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,655 at The Brown Bunny premiere in New York when she was 18. 108 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,050 Is it embarrassing that I think that's cool? 109 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,879 Only if you care that that's embarrassing. 110 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:02,186 Everyone has a persona they put on in public. 111 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,623 But during sex, 112 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:06,887 your most intimate, primal self is revealed. 113 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,889 That's what turns me on creatively. 114 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,760 Okay, remind me what the difference is 115 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,283 between this and porn. 116 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:14,199 You know, lighting, context. 117 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:16,811 Right. 118 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,508 So does this mean that you're gonna 119 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:20,858 pay your share of the rent for a change? 120 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:24,253 Uh, I mean I have to get the job first, but I hope so. 121 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,560 Yeah. Me too. I'm tired of supporting your lazy ass. 122 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:31,781 Did you eat my fucking yogurt again? 123 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:34,218 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll get you more. I promise. 124 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:36,003 - Activia. - The green kind. 125 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,178 I know. 126 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,374 You got this, man. 127 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,435 Hi. I'm here for my 3:30 interview. 128 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,686 Elliot? 129 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,216 Should I give this to you or sh-- 130 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,405 Sh-- Should I... 131 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,671 Unless you'd rather stand for the entire interview. 132 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,499 No. No. 133 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,937 Oh, sorry. Here you go. 134 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:31,597 So. Tell me a little bit about yourself. 135 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:35,340 Well, I'm-- My name's Elliot. Um... 136 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:40,388 I graduated from UCLA with a BFA in New Media-- 137 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:43,000 That is all stuff in that resume, though. 138 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:47,178 - Why do you want to work here? - Oh, well, I love your work. 139 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,747 My early stuff or my recent work? 140 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:54,621 Uh... honestly, both. 141 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,843 Contemporary art is a scam, you know that, right? 142 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,497 Uh... Uh-huh. 143 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,890 The real art is convincing people 144 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,022 you're making something meaningful and complex, 145 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,417 when it's really just arbitrary masturbation. 146 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,854 I'm currently working on a photographic series 147 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,421 of nude men putting on make-up. 148 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,642 You should... You should pose for me. 149 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:17,817 Oh! 150 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,949 That's so flatter-- No, no, no. I couldn't. 151 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,431 - No, it's not really my thing. - Are you ashamed of your body? 152 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,563 Oh, no. I wouldn't say that. I just-- 153 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,825 You look bad without clothes on. 154 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,609 No, I look fine without clothes on. 155 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,611 - I don't know about that either. - Oh, is your dick a little-- 156 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,395 - No, it's just not my thing. - It's okay. 157 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,180 - No, I don't know why-- - It's fine, if it is. 158 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,443 No. My-- It's not my-- No, my dic-- 159 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,879 Oh! Sorry. I don't mean to say "dick." 160 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,446 That's a rude thing to say in an interview. 161 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,187 Oh, my God. 162 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:43,494 Calm down. I am fucking with you. Wow. 163 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:46,368 I would never say anything that inappropriate. 164 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:50,024 You-- Okay. Okay. 165 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,635 The, uh, door has been open the entire time 166 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:57,030 if you haven't noticed, as per the woke police, so... 167 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,772 Feel free to run away any time. 168 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:02,513 Um... No. 169 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,300 - I'm good. - Yeah. 170 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,171 Can never be too careful. 171 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,521 It's a good thing you have a sense of humor though, 172 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,175 'cause otherwise, this is definitely 173 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,743 not the place for you. 174 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,788 Yeah. So, I'm-- 175 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,703 I'm getting that, yeah. 176 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,226 Okay, you're hired. 177 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,140 - Really? - Yeah. 178 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,620 Holy sh-- Wow. 179 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,361 Yeah, this was just a formality. 180 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,015 - Oh, my God. - But, you just-- 181 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:29,497 You need to just... loosen up. You're very tightly wound. 182 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:30,977 And a little loud. 183 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,935 Uh, yeah. No problem. I can 100% do that. 184 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:33,937 All right. 185 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,724 - Bye-bye. - Is it-- Okay. 186 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:41,944 Um... I-- Oh, I-- Uh, thanks. 187 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,685 Thank you. Honestly. 188 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,950 So Erika began grooming you the day that you met her? 189 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,343 "Grooming" is kind of a loaded word. 190 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:52,825 I mean, our relationship was 100% consensual, 191 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,566 and, I mean, the attraction was definitely mutual. 192 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:59,310 Plus, she was only 14 1/2 years older than I was. 193 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,835 Erika was your employer, though. 194 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:07,928 Yes. Yeah, but, in a weird way, that dynamic is kind of what... 195 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,538 what made it so hot. 196 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,801 I mean, it was-- you know, it was forbidden. 197 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,587 It was... against society's rules. 198 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,851 So are you saying you didn't find it suspicious 199 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,027 that out of all the qualified applicants, 200 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:24,684 Erika hired you for the position right on the spot? 201 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,991 How awesome is that? My first post-college job! 202 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:32,604 Awesome. You're a pretentious artist's peon. 203 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,911 Well, Erika's actually not pretentious at all. 204 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,609 She's really cool and... 205 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,872 What are you studying? 206 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,049 My neuropharmacology exam is this Friday. 207 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,792 What? 208 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:50,317 I thought maybe we could have some celebration sex. 209 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,886 We just had sex 11 days ago. 210 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,801 Unlike some people, I've got actual work to do 211 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,498 and I can't accomplish anything 212 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,675 with you constantly draining my chi energy. 213 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:07,073 - Come on, Doctor. Please? - You're a sex addict. 214 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:10,207 Sex addiction's a myth. I read it on the Internet. 215 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,253 Oh, Elliot. 216 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,690 I want you so bad. 217 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,387 Please fuck my brains out... 218 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,476 ...with your legendary, rock-hard... 219 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,699 You know, because of you, 220 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,789 I've been masturbating a lot more than usual. 221 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,965 And, uh, I think I'm getting claw hand. 222 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:33,012 - Is that the medical term? - Yep. I Googled it. 223 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,884 Well, luckily, that's why God invented porn. 224 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,538 So women like me can make the world go round 225 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,541 while you men jerk off. 226 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:45,286 You precocious geniuses all know how to chew gum, yes? 227 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,504 Fantastic. 228 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,855 You're going to chew each piece until it is soft and juicy 229 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,552 and you are going to stick it on this canvas 230 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,293 in the clearly demarcated areas. 231 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:56,600 And no matter what, do not go outside of the lines. 232 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,907 Got it? 233 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,562 What are you wait for? Start chewing. 234 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,870 What an insufferable cunt. 235 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,611 Sorry. 236 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,528 Welcome to the hipster sweatshop. I'm Zap. 237 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,488 - Zach? - Zap. Like a raygun. 238 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,620 - Oh. Cool. Yeah. Elliot. - Mmm. 239 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,276 Sorry. It's just my first day. I'm a little nervous. 240 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,408 What for? 241 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,804 We're just mindless cows chewing cud in a pasture. 242 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,458 So, uh, you're an artist too? 243 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,678 I do a pornographic blog 244 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,507 about a semi-fictional G-chat conversation I'm having 245 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,554 with a priest I have never met that lives in Mexico City. 246 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,122 - You? - Uh... 247 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,472 I'm contemplating starting a podcast. 248 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,084 - Ah. - Yeah. 249 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,783 I have a very, like, active imagination. 250 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,089 You know? 251 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,309 You think Erika's hot? 252 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,877 Uh, I guess. 253 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,836 Do you? 254 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,012 She's a fucking goddess. 255 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,754 But she has a real vadge though, which is where I draw the line. 256 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,452 But I know someone who has had sex with someone 257 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,932 who was in an orgy with her once. 258 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,672 - Really? An orgy? - Uh-huh. 259 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,674 Whoa. 260 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,200 - You never been in one, huh? - No, I haven't. Have you? 261 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,201 This morning. 262 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:19,509 Wow. So you're... pan then, or I guess-- 263 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,947 No, Elliot. 264 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,862 I am fucking gay. 265 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,561 None of this no-label amorphous bullshit for me. 266 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,128 - You? - Well, I have a girlfriend. 267 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,566 But I definitely feel identified with the... the queer community. 268 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,090 You ever suck a dick? 269 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,135 No, I haven't. 270 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,658 Well, look at that. You're straight. 271 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,268 - Oh, is that what it is? - Elliot. 272 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,927 Oh, my God. Sorry. The gum hit the back of my-- 273 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,103 Are you okay? 274 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,018 Great. Do you have a car? 275 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,019 - Yep. - I need you to follow me home, 276 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,847 'cause there's something I need you to move for me. 277 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,633 Put your number in here. I'll text you the address. 278 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,338 Are you coming, or--? 279 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,690 - Hello. Elliot. - Sorry. Yes. No, I can-- Yeah. 280 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,779 Tip it. Lift it up. 281 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,868 Good. Now just be careful. 282 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,348 I paid a small fortune for that thing. 283 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,177 Just... careful. 284 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,095 All right. Uh... 285 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,487 Just on the ground over there. 286 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,142 - Sorry? Oh. - Yeah. 287 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,145 I could have done it myself, but I don't do manual labor, so-- 288 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,931 Yeah. 289 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,802 Mmm. 290 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,849 - What do you think? - Of? 291 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,113 - The-- - Oh, I, uh, like it. 292 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,331 Why? 293 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:45,205 It's very... succinct. 294 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,076 Succinct. 295 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,338 I paid 20 thousand dollars for that, 296 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,036 and that's the best thing you can come up with? 297 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,690 Why'd you buy it anyway? 298 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,955 Yesterday you said contemporary art's, what, a scam? 299 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,131 I don't know, I just say bullshit sometimes 300 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,610 to see if anyone's listening. 301 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,264 I'm gonna have a Spindrift. You want one? 302 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,093 Uh, yeah, a Spindrift sounds great. Thanks. 303 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,877 My issue with art today is that 304 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,315 people care more about the celebrity status of the artist 305 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,707 than the work itself, 306 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,796 so then the actual art becomes just 307 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,496 a trace element of the trajectory of fame. 308 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,672 Why'd you become an artist anyway? 309 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,239 How much time do you have? 310 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,198 You're the one paying me. 311 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,418 - Not much, though, right? - No. 312 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,376 Okay, good. Sit. 313 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,733 Here. 314 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,084 - Oh, no, thanks. - Oh, just have one. 315 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,868 Boys your age look so hot with a cigarette. 316 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,392 You should have one. Trust me. 317 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,673 Have you read Harold Robbins? 318 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,198 - Uh, sorry, who? - Harold Ro-- Oh, God. 319 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,722 He's as much a part of the Sexual Revolution 320 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,594 as the pill or Playboy. 321 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,161 I found that 322 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,858 stashed in my mother's nightstand when I was a kid, 323 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,383 and it literally changed my life. 324 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,645 - Really? - Mmm. 325 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:22,171 It introduced me to unbridled Helmut Newton-style hedonism. 326 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:26,261 Inspired me to become a good, sexually-liberated citizen. 327 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,916 Unlike your uptight generation, by the way. 328 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,700 Oh. What do you mean? 329 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,572 I read an article the other day. 330 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,965 It said 30% of guys your age 331 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,403 haven't had intercourse in a year. 332 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,494 They'd rather watch porn or play fucking video games. 333 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,584 - It's complicated. - Complicated? 334 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,325 Gen Z's all about FOMO, 335 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,891 and yet you're willing to miss out 336 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,980 on the sexual prime of your life? 337 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,679 I think my peers have not been well-served 338 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,769 growing up in a time where nothing feels safe or okay. 339 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,466 And since our formative years were spent 340 00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,165 lacking in-person socialization, 341 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,255 it's challenging for some to make eye-contact, 342 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,908 let alone have sex. 343 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,432 But what is with this bummer veil 344 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,174 cast over everything fun or exciting? 345 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,872 Not to mention the dickbags on TikTok who are like, 346 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:14,744 "Don't hold hands in front of me. I didn't consent to that." 347 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,529 Well, I, uh, 348 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,966 a lot of zillenials had parents and teachers 349 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,273 who would completely remove them from anything 350 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,232 that made them feel uncomfortable so... 351 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,147 Being outside your comfort zone is the whole fucking point! 352 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,933 How else do you gonna learn from your mistakes and grow? 353 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,979 Sure, people should make informed decisions 354 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,894 and not get AIDS or pregnant or whatever, 355 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,504 but sex is everything. 356 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,637 It forges us as human beings. 357 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,334 I would not be the person I am today 358 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,249 without my carnal experiences. 359 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,600 Good, bad, men, women, "other." 360 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,907 Your time is now, kids, you know? Get it while you can. 361 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,039 Mmm-hmm. 362 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,651 - Sorry. I'm rambling. - Nope! 363 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,870 It's just retro sex negativity gets me so fucking worked up. 364 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,137 No, I to-- I, uh... I totally get it. 365 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,877 Oh, fuck. I have a Zoom thing in five minutes. 366 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,488 Oh, uh... 367 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,011 You can find your way back to the studio, right? 368 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,491 Uh, yeah, of course. Thank you. 369 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,362 - Oh, borrow it. - Really? 370 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,582 Yeah. Take it. 371 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,497 Okay, cool. 372 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,752 Your entire generation is a bunch of 373 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,842 whiny, repressed weaklings. 374 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:36,844 Yeah. 375 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,541 You're all dying to fuck, 376 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,718 but you're too chickenshit to admit it, aren't you? 377 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,330 - Uh-huh. - Aren't you? 378 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,376 Yeah. Yeah. 379 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,290 - Aren't you? - Uh-huh. 380 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,379 Aren't you? 381 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,207 - Yes. Yes. - Aren't you? 382 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,469 - Aren't you? - Yes. 383 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,819 Aren't you? Aren't you? 384 00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:01,215 Aren't you? Aren't you? I said, "Aren't you?" 385 00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:30,636 After Erika loaned you the book, then what happened? 386 00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:36,991 Well, she kind of just... left me hanging. 387 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,340 How so? 388 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,560 She was giving me the silent treatment all week. 389 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:44,650 I mean, so much so that I thought any spark we had 390 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,391 was just my imagination. 391 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:50,177 - What a colossal cocktease. - I know! Right? 392 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,005 I mean, it is probably for the best. 393 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,354 I do have a girlfriend. 394 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,315 - But-- - Oh! Oh, that's right. I forgot. 395 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:57,838 Look. 396 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,319 Does she even like you? 397 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,538 Well, I mean-- I don't know. She ki-- 398 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,714 She treats me like shit most of the time. 399 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:08,849 I don't know. You know-- Minerva and I, on paper, 400 00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,372 doesn't really make sense. She's in medical school. 401 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,375 She's super ambitious, she's focused. 402 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,857 - And, you know, I'm just... - Utterly lost and adrift? 403 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,381 I was gonna say "figuring my shit out" but... 404 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,210 - Potato, po-tah-to. - Yeah. 405 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:27,302 Also, she doesn't really like sex. 406 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,131 Yeah. Can I ask you a question? 407 00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:32,828 No, I won't fuck you to see if you like it. 408 00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:35,788 In a relationship, you know, 409 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,834 do you think about other people sexually? 410 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:42,230 I'm gay. We basically invented non-monogamy. 411 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:43,971 And anal. 412 00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,630 I'm a slave to this vagina. 413 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:01,858 If we fucked. 414 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,123 If you're not interested, that's actually-- that's fine. 415 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,516 I don't really care. 416 00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:09,736 It's probably a bad idea anyway. 417 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,346 I'm not sure I heard you right. 418 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:15,611 So you are interested then? 419 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:22,836 You wouldn't freak out and make working together impossible? 420 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,146 No, I wouldn't freak out. Would you freak out? 421 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:32,236 - No. Not at all. - Okay. 422 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,065 Why don't you close that door for me? 423 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:50,079 That's better. 424 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,213 Come over here so I can take a better look at you. 425 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,869 Oh, don't walk. 426 00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,262 I'd really prefer if you crawled. 427 00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,528 Crawl... 428 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:09,708 - No! - Yes. 429 00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,187 - No! - I swear. 430 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:13,102 Why does all the cool sex deviant stuff 431 00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,147 always happen to you? 432 00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:15,715 What are you talking about? 433 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:19,631 I don't know. Doesn't Minerva get like super kinky sometimes? 434 00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:21,590 That would be never. 435 00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:24,505 She should probably just kill herself. 436 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,420 I've always said that about her. 437 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,901 I mean, listen, me and Minerva have our differences, yes, 438 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,555 but she's a good presence in my life. 439 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,252 I don't know. She grounds me. 440 00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:34,603 Plus, she's fuckin' hot, dude. 441 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,475 She's like, what AI would generate 442 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,782 if you told it "total bitch." 443 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,959 Right. Just my type. 444 00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,875 I don't even know what my type is anymore. 445 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:51,358 It's like lately I'm weirded out by the whole penis thing. 446 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,186 You know? 447 00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:55,580 Like, is it just me, or does having sex, fucking somebody, 448 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,756 it kind of feels like you're inserting a tampon 449 00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,323 over and over and over again? 450 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:01,977 I-I wouldn't know. 451 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:04,327 But I would venture to say it's probably just you. 452 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:07,461 If only, like, there was a way to have sex... 453 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,115 Uh-huh. 454 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,335 ...without the whole penis thing involved, you know? 455 00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:18,429 Anyway. 456 00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:20,648 When are you hooking up with Erika again? 457 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,215 I don't know, dude. 458 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:24,347 Do I really want to be Monica Lewinskying my boss? 459 00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,262 E, she's famous. 460 00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:27,960 You could be famous by association. 461 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,397 Like Travis Kelce. 462 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,485 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 463 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,444 God. Stop pretending like you have a conscience. 464 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,142 Ooh! 465 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,668 Yes. 466 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,365 - Louder! - I'm a whore. 467 00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,064 - I can't hear you. - I'm a whore! 468 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,326 I'm a whore! 469 00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:15,137 - Louder! - I'm a whore! I'm a whore! 470 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,312 - I'm a whore! - Louder! 471 00:26:16,313 --> 00:26:17,575 I'm a whore! 472 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,620 Holy fuck. 473 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,365 Oh, my God. 474 00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:32,591 Whoo! 475 00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:39,074 Please, please, please. 476 00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,124 Oh, um... 477 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,734 - I'm not really into that. - It's okay. 478 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:49,084 It doesn't mean you're gay. Have you ever tried it? 479 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:51,913 - Uh... - I'm using a ton of lube. 480 00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:54,394 And you can use your safe word if you get into trouble. 481 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:55,917 Uh... 482 00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,702 We don't have a safe word. 483 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,792 Whatever. You're gonna love it. It's gonna change your life. 484 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,402 Don't you trust me? 485 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:03,708 - Yeah? - Okay. 486 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,710 Ready? Just breathe. 487 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,713 Relax. I'm gonna go really, really slow. 488 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,497 That's good. 489 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,719 Just breathe. 490 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,331 Breathe. Dude, just relax. 491 00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:19,811 Good. 492 00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:33,128 I was in way over my head. 493 00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:37,306 And it was like the more I would hang out with Erika, 494 00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:39,614 the more under her control I became. 495 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,442 And how did that make you feel? 496 00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:47,187 - Thankful. - Thankful? 497 00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:51,886 You said that your relationship had a violent undercurrent. 498 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:55,760 That Erika physically abused and humiliated you. 499 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,805 Listen, I understand as an outsider 500 00:27:57,806 --> 00:28:00,242 it might seem like our relationship was a bit 501 00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,114 I don't know, kinky or strange. 502 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,768 But, I mean, 503 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,162 these were my wildest fantasies coming to life. 504 00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:13,213 - Hey! - Oh, God. 505 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:15,128 Is that how you always greet people? 506 00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,173 What? 507 00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:21,787 Smiling all huge and artificial like some cyborg cheerleader 508 00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,791 - Want one of these? - What is it? 509 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,489 It's fucking dried fruit. I don't know. 510 00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:30,621 Not papaya but one of the other gay ones. 511 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:32,885 I'm okay, thank you. 512 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:35,322 Mmm. What are you doing? 513 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:38,890 Um, well, I'm drafting your press release 514 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,195 for the show next week. 515 00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,589 Erika. 516 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:44,504 I left that cost report on your desk. 517 00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,114 Okay. 518 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:48,030 We have the meeting with the accountant at 2:30. 519 00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:49,902 Great! 520 00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:58,562 - Go on. - Right. Um... 521 00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:02,391 Uh, "Tracy's work is uncommonly visceral, 522 00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:06,308 riffing on themes of bodily and sex-- sexual excess. 523 00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:07,745 Her singular ability to blend the profane 524 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,051 with the deeply poetic has... 525 00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:11,836 made her one of the most essential neo-pop artists 526 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,360 of her generation." 527 00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:16,798 You make me sound like I know what I'm doing. 528 00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:18,844 What are you talking about? 529 00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,889 You're brilliant. 530 00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,631 Cancel my phoner with that d-bag from Art Forum 531 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,895 and, uh, meet me in my office, okay? 532 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:28,767 Okay. 533 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,383 Oh, hey, Vikktor. 534 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,733 Don't... think you're the only one. 535 00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,823 - What? - You're not the first. 536 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:44,173 You won't be the last. 537 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,317 Hey. 538 00:29:58,318 --> 00:29:59,666 Hi. Um... 539 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,930 What is that? 540 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:04,585 Come. Come here. 541 00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:10,808 Yeah. 542 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,897 - Is this, uh-- - I was masturbating before work 543 00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,899 and got so inspired. 544 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,639 So I recorded it to play on a loop 545 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,816 as a soundtrack for a video installation. 546 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,863 Oh. Okay. 547 00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:24,473 - Cool. - It's abstract, babes. 548 00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:26,606 God, sometimes you're such a philistine. 549 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,611 Ohh. 550 00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:32,221 What's wrong? 551 00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,135 - Come. - I ca-- Come on. 552 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:35,529 Just sit down. 553 00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:41,316 - It's nothing. - Ohh. 554 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:42,710 Are you sure? 555 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:46,234 Can I tell you something embarrassing? 556 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,584 Mm-hmm. Of course. 557 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:50,500 I think about you all the time. 558 00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:53,720 Like, from the moment I wake up till when I go to sleep, 559 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:55,505 it's like I can't change the channel. 560 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:58,813 Well, you're my sub, so... 561 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,902 that's perfectly normal. 562 00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:06,080 Oh, you look so adorable when you're nervous. 563 00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:07,648 Really? 564 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,911 You know, earlier, 565 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,913 when you were reading me that thing you wrote about me? 566 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,524 Mm-hmm. 567 00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:17,701 I felt like maybe I was falling in love with you. 568 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,443 Are you serious? 569 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:24,098 No, I just said that to fuck with you. 570 00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,188 Do you ever think about me? 571 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:29,103 I think we have incredible chemistry. 572 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,845 Mm, no. I-I mean do you think about our relationship? 573 00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:33,848 Am I more than just a piece of ass to you? 574 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:39,461 Well, I did tell you that I don't want a relationship. 575 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,202 Plus, you have-- you have a girlfriend. 576 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:43,248 I know. I'm thinking about breaking up with her. 577 00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:44,727 What? No. Why? 578 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,556 Because I really just want to be with you. 579 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,216 Listen. 580 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,826 Can I let you in on a secret? 581 00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:59,526 People are assholes. Okay? 582 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:01,962 They're out there pretending to give a shit. 583 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:05,010 Nobody gives a shit. People only care about themselves. 584 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,316 So if you find someone that you care about, 585 00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:11,232 who cares about you back, that's-- that's special. 586 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,539 That's something you should think twice about 587 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,106 - before you throw it away. - I know but, 588 00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:16,759 if what me and Minerva have is so special, 589 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,544 then why am I cheating on her? 590 00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:22,417 Oh, because you're like me. You're... a sexual astronaut 591 00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:25,334 just exploring the outer limits of experience. 592 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:29,121 And fucking people gives you a sense of identity and control. 593 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,861 How do you know all of this? 594 00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:34,387 Well, 'cause I've been in therapy since I was six. 595 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:39,479 - You almost done? - Getting there. 596 00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:03,589 You're supposed to say "thank you" when I hit you. 597 00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:04,982 Thank you. 598 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,550 Uh... You're welcome? 599 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,683 Uh-- 600 00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:15,558 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 601 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,169 Thank you. 602 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,909 - Thank you. - Mmm. 603 00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,913 Thank you. Thank you. 604 00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,002 Are you getting close? 605 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,481 You just come. 606 00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:28,092 I don't think I'm gonna be able to right now. 607 00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:30,659 Thank you. Oh, thank you. 608 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,140 - Ah? - Thank you. 609 00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:35,664 You know, uh, just try it. I want us to come together. 610 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:38,538 Thank you. Thank you. 611 00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:43,933 Mmm. Ah. 612 00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,632 Thank you? Thank you. 613 00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:47,415 - Thank you. - Ah. 614 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,808 - Oh, my God. - Ah. 615 00:33:48,809 --> 00:33:51,419 - Are you getting there? - Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Ah. 616 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:54,989 You're so hot, you make me wanna do crazy things. 617 00:33:56,686 --> 00:33:57,860 Oh. 618 00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,036 - Oh. - This is good, right? 619 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,776 - Oh, my God. - So good. 620 00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:01,735 Mmm. 621 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:04,954 I made you breakfast in bed, baby. 622 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:07,566 I wanna make you breakfast every day... 623 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:10,090 - Okay. - ...for the rest of my life. 624 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,744 Uh-huh. Yeah. 625 00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:16,532 Have you ever thought about having kids? 626 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:24,192 Mmm. Ohh. 627 00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,635 - Ohh. - Ohh. 628 00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,082 That was insane. 629 00:34:45,605 --> 00:34:46,823 Yeah. 630 00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:04,927 Hello? 631 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,494 Why aren't you answering? I called you three times. 632 00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,455 I'm sorry. I didn't hear it. I'm running. 633 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:11,761 From who? 634 00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,763 Listen, I have an old friend from Paris in town 635 00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:16,201 and I'm busy working. 636 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,464 Okay... 637 00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:20,465 I forgot her birthday last week, 638 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:22,206 so I need you to go over there and fuck her 639 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:23,382 as a belated present. 640 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:27,036 What? Are you serious? 641 00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:28,734 As Wolf Blitzer. 642 00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:31,520 She's at the London, expecting you at 9:00. 643 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,043 Tonight? I'm not-- I'm not home, Erika. 644 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,480 Also, I'm really sweaty. I just-- 645 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,090 Don't be late. 646 00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,397 And screw her real good, but don't let her penetrate you. 647 00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:40,921 She's not that close a friend. 648 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:44,053 Oh. Her name's Yvette. 649 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,098 All right. 650 00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:46,752 Erika. Erika! 651 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,757 Is this trying too hard? 652 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:54,803 You look like an assassin in a Netflix Yakuza movie. 653 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,066 Is that good or bad? 654 00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:01,506 What if I just wear a T-shirt? I'm basically saying, 655 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:04,118 "Hey, I'm casually wearing a T-shirt." 656 00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:06,250 You know, you should really stop running. 657 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:07,948 Haven't you ever heard of jogger-face? 658 00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:12,256 - No. What's that? - It's like when you run, 659 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:15,781 and you're constantly bouncing up and down 660 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:19,393 and it pulls all the skin on your face away from your muscles 661 00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:22,831 so you end up having disgusting, saggy flesh 662 00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:25,313 hanging off your skull. And it's like... 663 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,314 ...jogger-face. 664 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:29,186 So you should stop running. 665 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,493 Or wear a jockstrap on your face. 666 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,846 God, why is it that no random European stranger 667 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:40,762 ever flies into town to fuck me? 668 00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:42,461 My life is so beige. 669 00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,513 Hi. I'm... 670 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:54,080 Elliot? 671 00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:56,213 Yeah. That's right. Elliot. Yes. 672 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,345 Yvette. 673 00:36:58,172 --> 00:36:59,869 I'm so glad you could make it. 674 00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:01,871 Come in. 675 00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:06,440 Would you like some wine? 676 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:08,487 Uh, yeah. Sure. Wine would be great. 677 00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,316 It's a white Burgundy. 678 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:14,840 2016 Château de Beauregard. 679 00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:16,930 - Oh. - This is okay for you? 680 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:20,760 I am used to drinking Two Buck Chuck from TJ's, so yes. 681 00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:23,892 Sorry. My English. 682 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,373 This is great. 683 00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:34,294 Well, this is a bit awkward. 684 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:37,385 Yeah. I feel like we're in a porno or something. 685 00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,170 What? 686 00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:44,435 Uh, you know, you're, the, uh, sexy executive 687 00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:45,827 here on a business trip, 688 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:48,178 and I'm just... the naive bellhop. 689 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,355 I don't know. 690 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:53,793 Anyway, Erika thought we should meet. 691 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:57,362 She's always surrounded herself with such interesting people. 692 00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:01,583 A curator of personalities, I like to say. 693 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,544 And what do you do for her, Elliot? 694 00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:09,069 Um, well, I think... 695 00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:14,248 tonight, the question really is... 696 00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:18,818 what can I do for you? 697 00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:23,910 What are you doing? 698 00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:27,392 Whatever you want. I'm your boy whore for the evening. 699 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,698 - Oh, really? - Uh-huh. 700 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,396 Do you wanna slap me? 701 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,050 You can slap me if you want. 702 00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:37,445 Do you know what "eroticism" is? 703 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:41,143 It's, uh, being turned on? 704 00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:42,189 No. 705 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:44,974 Really? 706 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:49,718 Americans treat sex like it's an animal act. 707 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:53,113 Stripped of sensuality, 708 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:54,854 of mystery. 709 00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,335 Crawling on your hands and knees? 710 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,121 Reciting this cheap, pornographic script? 711 00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:04,253 This is not erotic. 712 00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:05,908 This is performance. 713 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:10,217 - Get up off the floor. - Okay. 714 00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,837 Sex is not something you do. 715 00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:23,404 It's not? 716 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,973 No. It's a language. 717 00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:28,888 It's a dance. 718 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,327 Do-Do you mind? 719 00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,557 Very good wine. 720 00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:49,299 Okay. 721 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:53,086 You need to slow down. 722 00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:55,174 Mm-hmm. 723 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,877 Be in your body. 724 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,749 Be in my body. 725 00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:10,711 Maybe you should just go. 726 00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:11,583 What? 727 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,933 I'm not going to fuck you 728 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:15,587 You're not? 729 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,286 Never in a million years. 730 00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:22,375 Did she really say "sex is a dance?" 731 00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:24,204 This is why I fucking hate Europe. 732 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,118 Uh, I'm sorry. Did I fuck it up? 733 00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:27,815 No. Babe, no. 734 00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,036 It's not your fault that she's such a fucking prude. 735 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,429 If she contacts you again, no more. 736 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,039 She's lost her privileges. 737 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,954 I really don't think we'll have to worry about that. 738 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,434 But okay. 739 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,478 Um... 740 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:39,871 Would you mind if we do this 741 00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,525 with another one of your friends? 742 00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:43,396 I kind of like being your toy that you pass around 743 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,094 and "share" I guess. 744 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,488 Yeah, we'll see. Not for a while though. 745 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,751 - Why not? - Mmm. 746 00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,493 Because I said so. 747 00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,453 All right. I gotta get back to work. 748 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,150 Um... 749 00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:00,675 Do you wanna have dinner tonight? 750 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,199 Dinner? Like a real date? 751 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,898 Yeah, baby. Like a real date. 752 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,117 Re-- Ye- Yeah. Yeah. 753 00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,555 - Okay. - Yeah. That'd be nice. 754 00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:14,645 - How's your girlfriend, Minnie? - Oh, Minerva? 755 00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:16,561 - That's right. - She's all right, I guess. 756 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:19,258 - Ooh. - It's-- It's just, um... 757 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:22,174 She's been super busy and stressed recently. 758 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:26,700 Also, we just go through life, you know, differently. 759 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:29,660 She's way more wrapped up in science 760 00:41:29,661 --> 00:41:33,228 and I think just thinks art's superficial. 761 00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:34,534 - Wow. - Yeah. 762 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,319 - A dullard. - Yeah, yeah. 763 00:41:37,451 --> 00:41:38,495 Maybe. 764 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,061 You should remind her that art 765 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,063 cuts through the bullshit of every single day. 766 00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:44,413 It connects us to the core emotions 767 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,546 that actually make us human: 768 00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:48,854 ecstasy, fear, desire 769 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:51,378 Artists see things other people don't. 770 00:41:51,987 --> 00:41:54,511 Have you always been this way, or--? 771 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,556 - A pretentious whore from hell? - Ah. 772 00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:57,863 Yeah. Pretty much. 773 00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,430 You sub for your girlfriend too? 774 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,302 Mentally and emotionally, yes. But I-- 775 00:42:03,303 --> 00:42:05,086 Uh, no. Not in the bedroom. 776 00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:07,525 Yeah, sex is kind of a minefield for me. 777 00:42:08,482 --> 00:42:09,743 In what way? 778 00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:10,963 Well... 779 00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:13,704 Right after I was born, my dad left. 780 00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:15,923 So I was pretty much just raised by my mom. 781 00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:18,665 By the way, I'm so sorry. Let me know if I'm boring you. 782 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,362 - No. Not at all. - Okay. 783 00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:21,321 Um... 784 00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:25,803 all my life, I've kind of been this curious kid, 785 00:42:25,804 --> 00:42:27,413 like, living in my own world. 786 00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:31,244 But also plagued by fear and the desire for normalcy. 787 00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:34,594 But with you, I actually don't have to make any decisions, 788 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:37,205 I've just found this amazing freedom 789 00:42:37,206 --> 00:42:38,991 in just letting go of control. 790 00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:41,080 I know. 791 00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:43,038 You're welcome. 792 00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:45,953 - Where's your ticket? - Oh, I didn't valet. 793 00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:47,652 - I just parked on the street. - What? 794 00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:50,784 Dude. Even when I was poor, 795 00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:52,525 I valeted everywhere all the time. 796 00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:55,442 - Fake it till you make it. - Okay. Point taken. 797 00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,097 Can you hold this for a second? 798 00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:01,795 I... have to go back to the salt mines. 799 00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:05,495 Oh, you don't want me to come over? 800 00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:11,675 The opening's next week, so... 801 00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:14,592 ...as much as I would love to come for the next three hours-- 802 00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:16,244 She gets what I mean. 803 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,812 I can't. I gotta work. 804 00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,639 You don't really give a shit 805 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:20,772 what people think about you, do you? 806 00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:24,644 Why would I? Most people are idiots and cowards. So... 807 00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:29,083 Yeah, I just wish I could stop caring so much 808 00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:30,737 about other people's opinions. 809 00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:31,956 Well, that's your thing. 810 00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:33,566 You're the guy who loves a spiked heel 811 00:43:33,567 --> 00:43:35,263 just grinding into his back. 812 00:43:35,264 --> 00:43:37,222 - That's my thing? - Yeah. 813 00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:40,442 That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. So... 814 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,706 Aw. Well, you know that's what I'm here for. 815 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:43,924 Yeah. 816 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:47,494 Good night, baby. 817 00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:49,974 Night. 818 00:43:49,975 --> 00:43:52,107 Erika played me like a violin. 819 00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:54,892 She knew just how far she could push me 820 00:43:54,893 --> 00:43:56,938 and had me doing things I never even dreamed of. 821 00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,200 I mean, we were outlaws. 822 00:43:59,201 --> 00:44:02,988 Just the two of us against the oppressive, puritanical world. 823 00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:06,947 Sounds like you were obsessed with her. 824 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:11,083 Yeah. I-I was. 825 00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:18,132 Sorry about cancelling tonight. 826 00:44:18,133 --> 00:44:19,786 We're kind of, uh, slammed 827 00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,267 getting ready for the show next week. 828 00:44:22,094 --> 00:44:26,010 Oh, were we supposed to do something? I was studying. 829 00:44:26,011 --> 00:44:27,839 For-- For a change, right? 830 00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,759 Um, is it okay if stop by? 831 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,674 I'm kind of in your neighborhood. 832 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,372 I told you. I'm studying. 833 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:43,332 Yeah. I just sort of wanted to talk to you about something. 834 00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:46,031 Can't you do it over the phone? 835 00:44:47,075 --> 00:44:48,686 Yeah. I just thought, um... 836 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,690 All right. Um... 837 00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:58,477 I was wondering. Have you ever... 838 00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:00,001 Have I ever what? 839 00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:04,876 Are you drunk or something? 840 00:45:05,398 --> 00:45:08,575 I had a little bit of wine earlier, but I'm not drunk. 841 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,013 I-- No. 842 00:45:12,622 --> 00:45:15,756 I just... Have you ever thought about us... 843 00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:20,935 - taking a break? - Yeah. All the time. 844 00:45:23,459 --> 00:45:26,287 - Really? - I mean, if that's what you want 845 00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:28,595 it makes sense with me being so busy and all. 846 00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:34,644 So, uh, last night, I talked to Minerva about taking a break. 847 00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:37,516 You know, she seemed pretty okay with it. 848 00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:40,694 - So she dumped you, you mean. - No, did you hear what I said? 849 00:45:46,352 --> 00:45:47,875 What do you think's going on? 850 00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:51,573 I heard Vikktor is freaking out about the show 851 00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:53,401 because the studio is on life support, 852 00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:57,014 and Erika has been slacking off. 853 00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:58,885 - Okay. - Rumor has it... 854 00:45:58,886 --> 00:46:02,324 that she's been too busy banging one of the assistants. 855 00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:08,635 So, what do we wanna do for lunch? 856 00:46:09,288 --> 00:46:11,332 - Uh... - Anywhere is fine. 857 00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:13,378 Except I am not doing meat, soy, 858 00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:15,685 dairy, gluten or sugar this week. 859 00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:18,775 - Or corn. - You're a blast at lunch. 860 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,994 Elliot. 861 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,605 Erika would like to see you in her office. 862 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:24,433 Now. 863 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:29,176 Hi. 864 00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:30,613 Hey, uh, come on in. 865 00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:33,312 Is everything all right? 866 00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:36,923 Yeah, Vikktor's just on the fucking rag again. Um, listen... 867 00:46:36,924 --> 00:46:38,620 He and I were chatting, 868 00:46:38,621 --> 00:46:40,274 and we are in agreement 869 00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:43,712 that you and I should probably cool it for a while. 870 00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:45,715 What? Why? 871 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:48,805 The... show's right around the corner. I-I need to focus. 872 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:52,374 I just need to eliminate any and all unnecessary distractions. 873 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:54,768 Okay. Um... 874 00:46:56,422 --> 00:46:57,770 For how long? 875 00:46:57,771 --> 00:46:59,555 At least till the show is over. 876 00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:04,952 Um, uh... 877 00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:07,954 Really? I just-- 878 00:47:07,955 --> 00:47:09,390 I understand you have to concentrate on your work. 879 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:11,002 I realize that this is the priority. But... 880 00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:14,788 What we have, us, right, it's-- it's special, right? 881 00:47:15,789 --> 00:47:17,877 Sure, but it's strictly a sex thing. 882 00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:19,357 You understand that, right? 883 00:47:19,358 --> 00:47:21,533 Uh, you say sex is everything, so... 884 00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:23,796 Yeah, well, sex is everything. It's also nothing, Elliot. 885 00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:26,364 Actually, I don't have time to discuss it right now. 886 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:27,757 So... 887 00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,285 Thank you. 888 00:47:36,244 --> 00:47:37,811 Okay. 889 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,733 I'm really gonna miss you. 890 00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:48,866 I know. 891 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,213 Hello, everybody, I'm Elliot. 892 00:48:34,172 --> 00:48:35,390 I'm 23. 893 00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:38,610 And like a lot of people my age, 894 00:48:38,611 --> 00:48:43,659 I've had conflicted and confusing feelings about sex. 895 00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:47,663 Anyway, I met a girl recently, 896 00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:52,015 who... kinda rocked my world. 897 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:55,279 Sexually, you know, speaking. 898 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,282 And... she's changed me 899 00:48:58,283 --> 00:49:01,503 in ways that I probably can't even comprehend yet. 900 00:49:01,895 --> 00:49:04,244 But sex is a drug, man. I mean... 901 00:49:04,245 --> 00:49:06,421 the highs are so intense. 902 00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:10,642 They bring you to such a euphoric out-of-body place. 903 00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:13,559 It's like you leave reality and all your troubles behind. 904 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:17,301 Which makes the lows feel fuckin' bottomless. 905 00:49:17,302 --> 00:49:19,825 Such black, hopeless despair 906 00:49:19,826 --> 00:49:22,610 that will make you do anything for another fix. 907 00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:23,961 Nothing else matters. 908 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,268 It's like any other addiction, I guess. 909 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,356 You have to learn how to control it, 910 00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:31,577 otherwise, it ends up controlling you. 911 00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:44,545 - Hello? - Okay, I'll fuck you tonight. 912 00:49:44,546 --> 00:49:46,678 But you have to bring someone to hold your ass open for me. 913 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,506 What? 914 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:50,769 I said I wanna have a threesome, but it has to happen quick. 915 00:49:50,770 --> 00:49:52,336 Are you in or are you out? 916 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:54,773 Uh, no. I-I-- I'm in. 917 00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:56,470 Okay. Meet me at my place at 9:00. 918 00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:57,819 With a friend. 919 00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:59,169 Who is hot. 920 00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:08,222 What? 921 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,398 How long have we been best friends? 922 00:50:11,312 --> 00:50:13,618 You're not paying rent again? 923 00:50:13,619 --> 00:50:15,228 What if Erika's not into me? 924 00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:16,795 Oh, no. Dude, I already sent her a pic. Don't worry. 925 00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:18,015 - What? Which one? - This one. 926 00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:21,495 No! I look like a garden gnome in this picture! 927 00:50:21,496 --> 00:50:23,932 - No! You look so cute! My God. - What'd she say? 928 00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:25,586 Uh... She... 929 00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:26,980 Like, "she'll do." 930 00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:29,851 Oh, I need to be way more drunk. 931 00:50:29,852 --> 00:50:31,288 I know. Me too, me too, me too. 932 00:50:35,858 --> 00:50:38,730 Do you ever fake orgasms? 933 00:50:38,731 --> 00:50:40,124 Well, I'm a dude. 934 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,256 So... 935 00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:45,519 My hair looks like a giant tarantula's 936 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,000 crawling out of my skull! 937 00:50:49,002 --> 00:50:50,569 Wait, um... 938 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:55,834 Does this mean, like, we're-- you and me are gonna... 939 00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:58,098 No. No, no, no, no, no. 940 00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:04,322 Maybe. 941 00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:14,375 I've never had a threesome before. Have you? 942 00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:17,551 Freshman year, I messed around with that lesbian couple, 943 00:51:17,552 --> 00:51:18,987 Mutt and Jeff. Does that count? 944 00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,815 Eww, really? 945 00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:22,687 Well I bowed out because they were both on their periods. 946 00:51:22,688 --> 00:51:25,211 - Why are you telling me this? - I know. 947 00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,561 It's disgusting. 948 00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:32,000 Okay, so, just full disclosure, 949 00:51:32,001 --> 00:51:37,528 okay, I haven't had, like, sex in a while. 950 00:51:37,529 --> 00:51:38,573 What's a while? 951 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,358 I don't know. Like, since Felix. 952 00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:44,797 So, like, probably a year or something? 953 00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:47,800 A year! Apple? 954 00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:50,018 - Wha--? - I'm so sorry. Are you--? 955 00:51:50,019 --> 00:51:52,151 Why are you reacting like I just told you I had a brain tumor? 956 00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:53,501 Stop. 957 00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:57,069 He-ey. 958 00:51:57,070 --> 00:51:58,810 Hi, guys. Come in. 959 00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:00,117 Okay. 960 00:52:08,908 --> 00:52:10,474 Can I get you anything? 961 00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:12,346 - No, I think we're okay, thanks. - Mmm. 962 00:52:13,608 --> 00:52:15,567 You can have a seat. If you'd like. 963 00:52:16,524 --> 00:52:18,004 - Okay. Mmm. - Yeah. 964 00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:36,630 I like your friend. You're very hot. 965 00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:39,503 - Oh, thank you. - She's got nice tits too. 966 00:52:39,504 --> 00:52:42,724 - Elliot! - It's okay. It's okay. 967 00:52:46,989 --> 00:52:48,208 May I? 968 00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:54,997 Okay. 969 00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:00,177 Mmm. 970 00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:05,093 - Beautiful. - Thank you. 971 00:53:05,094 --> 00:53:06,183 Hmm. 972 00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:18,804 Mmm. 973 00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:25,071 So, you're gay. 974 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,595 What? No. No. 975 00:53:28,596 --> 00:53:29,814 - Oh. - Mm-mmm. 976 00:53:29,815 --> 00:53:31,119 Get a clue. 977 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,992 Well, you're a very good kisser. Gentle. 978 00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:37,387 Not like Elliot. Elliot kisses with his mouth wide open, 979 00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:39,040 like he's just trying to suck the whole world in. 980 00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:40,433 No, I don't. 981 00:53:40,434 --> 00:53:41,521 No, I'm not saying that's a bad thing. 982 00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:43,306 That's just how you kiss. 983 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:45,221 Why don't you just show Apple? Why don't you demonstrate? 984 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,613 - What? - Yeah. 985 00:53:48,747 --> 00:53:49,747 - No. - Um... 986 00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:50,836 I ju- 987 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,274 Okay, um... yeah. 988 00:53:55,362 --> 00:53:56,798 Um... 989 00:54:02,369 --> 00:54:03,936 Sorry. 990 00:54:10,508 --> 00:54:11,465 Mm. 991 00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:23,129 I-- 992 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,871 Should we follow her? 993 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:29,266 - Uh, who? - Erika. 994 00:54:29,744 --> 00:54:31,179 - Uh, yeah. - Right? Right? 995 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,746 Yeah. Have you-- I mean, me too? 996 00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:34,749 - No, of course. - Oh. Did you-- Okay. 997 00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:36,882 Uh, hmm. 998 00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:43,367 Wow. You guys really took your time. 999 00:54:43,715 --> 00:54:45,411 Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 1000 00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:47,936 Elliot, take your clothes off. Apple, get on the bed. 1001 00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:50,287 Now! 1002 00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:58,685 - Hand. - What? 1003 00:54:58,686 --> 00:54:59,992 - Turn around. - Oh. 1004 00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:03,429 Ow. The cuffs are hurting me. 1005 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:05,953 Quit fucking whining. 1006 00:55:05,954 --> 00:55:07,564 Okay. 1007 00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:10,654 You are gonna sit here like a good little pervert 1008 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,526 and watch while I fuck your friend. 1009 00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:22,231 Hmm. 1010 00:55:28,499 --> 00:55:30,848 This sucks. The cuffs are hurting my wrists. 1011 00:55:30,849 --> 00:55:33,067 I think Elliot wants to be untied. 1012 00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:36,157 - No, he's fine. - I'm not fine. I'm so bored. 1013 00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:38,769 Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up! 1014 00:55:38,770 --> 00:55:41,249 I told you to stop whining. 1015 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,860 Wouldn't it be fun if you fucked me too? 1016 00:55:42,861 --> 00:55:44,165 - No. - Why? 1017 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,515 Because you're a greedy little slut 1018 00:55:45,516 --> 00:55:47,082 and you can't always get what you want. 1019 00:55:47,692 --> 00:55:49,041 You. Come here. 1020 00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:52,392 Blindfold him. 1021 00:55:53,001 --> 00:55:55,264 - Really?! - Ugh, yes! 1022 00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:58,615 Apple, this is all part of the game. 1023 00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:01,182 And Elliot loves this. He thinks it's wonderful. 1024 00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,142 No, I do-- 1025 00:56:09,017 --> 00:56:10,149 Mmm. 1026 00:56:11,498 --> 00:56:13,282 - Ah. - Mmm. 1027 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,082 - Erika, stop. - Oh! 1028 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:33,563 - This isn't funny anymore. - Oh! God! 1029 00:56:33,564 --> 00:56:35,826 Fine. You wanna get fucked... 1030 00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:38,307 ...you can get fucked. 1031 00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:43,965 - Put this on. - Uh, um... 1032 00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:46,751 Mmm. 1033 00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:52,800 Okay. Okay. Come on. 1034 00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:59,023 Ow, fuck, did you just bite my fuckin' lip? 1035 00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,329 This is-- Apple, just stop. I'm so sorry. 1036 00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:04,072 This was such a fuckin' stupid crazy fuckin' idea. 1037 00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:09,600 Why? Are-- Are you grossed out by me or something? 1038 00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:14,300 What? No. What are you talking about? 1039 00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:18,608 You-- You'll fuck anyone and everyone, 1040 00:57:18,609 --> 00:57:21,046 but I'm not good enough for you? 1041 00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:24,309 No, Apple, where is this coming from? Who are you? 1042 00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:27,181 I'm so-- I just-- Please, just wait a second, okay? 1043 00:57:27,182 --> 00:57:28,618 - No, no. Don't touch me. - I'm sorry. 1044 00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:30,881 I don't know why I even came here. 1045 00:57:30,882 --> 00:57:33,405 I can't believe I let you talk me into this! 1046 00:57:33,406 --> 00:57:35,146 Apple, I didn't know it was gonna be-- 1047 00:57:35,147 --> 00:57:36,626 I'm so sorry. Don't go. Please! 1048 00:57:36,627 --> 00:57:39,585 So, what's happening right now is very special. 1049 00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:42,675 You both are entering into what's known as sub-space. 1050 00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:44,503 See, you, Apple and I just... 1051 00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:46,200 we went through something very intense together. 1052 00:57:46,201 --> 00:57:48,768 And you're having extreme emotional reactions. 1053 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:51,292 See, this is what S&M is all about. 1054 00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:54,166 Are you fucking crazy? Why are you doing this? 1055 00:57:54,601 --> 00:57:56,689 - Because you like it, baby. - I don't like it! 1056 00:57:56,690 --> 00:57:58,561 I don't even know if I like you! 1057 00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:00,563 - Okay. Whatever. - I mean-- 1058 00:58:00,564 --> 00:58:03,131 - Apple, Apple, just one second. - No. No! 1059 00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:05,785 Who do you think you are? 1060 00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:08,919 You just can't fuckin' toy with people's emotions 1061 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,009 for your own sick game, you know? 1062 00:58:13,359 --> 00:58:15,709 Go ahead. Run away like a scared little boy. 1063 00:58:16,231 --> 00:58:17,711 You'll be back. 1064 00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:49,525 Uh, actually, sir, can we, um... 1065 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,397 Can we make one more stop? 1066 00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:58,185 Oh. 1067 00:58:58,186 --> 00:58:59,839 Did you ever love me? 1068 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,102 Uh, what are you doing here? 1069 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,757 I'm trying to talk to you. 1070 00:59:04,323 --> 00:59:07,325 But, we're not together anymore. 1071 00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:09,633 No, I know. But we need to talk. 1072 00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:12,460 It's late, and you're obviously wasted. 1073 00:59:12,461 --> 00:59:14,550 Uh, yeah. 1074 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,074 Seriously, Elliot. Let's not do this right now. 1075 00:59:17,075 --> 00:59:18,771 It's never a good time for you. 1076 00:59:18,772 --> 00:59:20,251 Why were you such a shitty fuckin' girlfriend? 1077 00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:21,861 Excuse me? 1078 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,776 You never wanted to hang out or have sex with me. 1079 00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:25,604 Which is basically the whole point 1080 00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:27,040 of being in a relationship. 1081 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:29,434 You knew exactly what you signed up for. 1082 00:59:29,435 --> 00:59:31,044 I told you from the very beginning 1083 00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:33,481 that until I finish my postdoc, my work comes first-- 1084 00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:36,136 Don't you think, because we're both so emotionally stunted 1085 00:59:36,137 --> 00:59:38,791 and suck at communicating, that actually, 1086 00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:41,315 we're, I don't know, maybe perfect for each other? 1087 00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:44,231 What? Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1088 00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:45,276 - Can I come in? - No. 1089 00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:46,930 Please. Just let me come in. 1090 00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,496 I'm not gonna try to have sex with you or anything. 1091 00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:49,933 - Elliot, just-- - I'm not gonna try and fuck you. 1092 00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:51,587 - Elliot, go home! - Please. 1093 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:54,329 Babe? What the fuck is going on? 1094 01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:21,399 Oh. 1095 01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:34,282 I was totally circling the drain. 1096 01:00:36,328 --> 01:00:38,938 My two most important relationships, 1097 01:00:38,939 --> 01:00:40,810 my girlfriend, and my best friend, 1098 01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,986 were trashed beyond repair. 1099 01:00:42,987 --> 01:00:45,424 A-and I really just had no one to blame but myself. 1100 01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:49,602 You didn't blame Erika? Considering how she treated you? 1101 01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:53,127 Seems like you would be angry or resentful. 1102 01:00:53,432 --> 01:00:56,434 Sure, Erica led me down the path of my destruction, 1103 01:00:56,435 --> 01:00:59,089 but at the end of the day, everything I did 1104 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:00,395 was always my choice. 1105 01:01:01,353 --> 01:01:03,049 I mean, you wanna know the sickest part? 1106 01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,703 It's the fact that even though all of this happened, 1107 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,184 I still wanted to be with her. 1108 01:01:06,793 --> 01:01:09,055 This is the kind of fucked up, intense, 1109 01:01:09,056 --> 01:01:10,449 state of mind I was in. 1110 01:01:11,058 --> 01:01:13,756 Uh, hey, man, I really can't thank you enough, I mean, I-I, 1111 01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:16,149 I swear to you, I'll be out of here as soon as I can, 1112 01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:17,498 I already asked my mom for a loan. 1113 01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:18,978 Oh, that's great, 1114 01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:20,240 because you're already kinda cramping my style. 1115 01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:21,546 - Oh. - You know, I have a hook up 1116 01:01:21,547 --> 01:01:22,634 coming over 1117 01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:23,766 - in about half an hour. - Okay. 1118 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,464 - So-- Mm-hmm. - Oh! Okay. Um... 1119 01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:28,858 Well, I can grab a cup of coffee or something. 1120 01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:30,424 Honestly, I don't really care what you do 1121 01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:32,514 as long as you're not here. 1122 01:01:32,950 --> 01:01:34,212 How long, do you think? 1123 01:01:38,042 --> 01:01:40,566 It's gotta be a quickie 'cause I've a real date later tonight. 1124 01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:42,481 Okay. Yeah. 1125 01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:46,223 Is it too much to ask to take a shower before? 1126 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,312 - Eh, just, make it fast. - Okay. 1127 01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:49,618 Mm-hmm. 1128 01:01:50,271 --> 01:01:52,490 - You'll find it-- Yeah. - Sorry, sorry. 1129 01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:54,711 Also, can you use the guest towel? 1130 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:57,365 It's the one that says "guest" on it. 1131 01:01:58,758 --> 01:01:59,672 Copy. 1132 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:02,370 Things were looking very bleak. 1133 01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:08,202 It definitely seemed like I'd hit rock bottom. 1134 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,385 But I just had no idea 1135 01:02:18,386 --> 01:02:20,214 how much worse my life was gonna become. 1136 01:02:33,837 --> 01:02:36,753 Ugh. That woman over there looks like a foot. 1137 01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:40,365 I'm fucking starving. 1138 01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:43,062 - I'm sorry, do you mind? - Uh, don't. 1139 01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,498 Why? 1140 01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:46,370 Grabbing food off of a tray is disgusting. 1141 01:02:46,371 --> 01:02:47,981 Yeah, except I haven't eaten lunch. 1142 01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:51,549 I think you're gonna love it, you're one of the first people 1143 01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:53,290 - I thought of when Erika was... - Whoa. Oh, my God. 1144 01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:56,032 You're Laquisha Foxx. 1145 01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:57,903 - my name is... - But he's an assistant. 1146 01:02:57,904 --> 01:03:00,123 What you have to do is see Erika's newest work. 1147 01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:01,994 It, it's everything. It's dangerous. 1148 01:03:01,995 --> 01:03:04,388 I don't know. I'm not sure I get it. 1149 01:03:04,389 --> 01:03:07,826 It's like Pornhub meets the bottom of our son's sneaker. 1150 01:03:07,827 --> 01:03:10,438 Hon. Don't be a vulgarian. 1151 01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:13,310 Well then, please, Erika. Enlighten us. 1152 01:03:13,311 --> 01:03:14,747 What does it all mean? 1153 01:03:15,182 --> 01:03:18,358 Fuck if I know. It means money in my bank account, guys. 1154 01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:19,707 - Oh! - That's all I care about. 1155 01:03:22,537 --> 01:03:23,408 Thank you. 1156 01:03:26,715 --> 01:03:29,152 Oh! Oh, Elliot. Wait one second. Elliot! 1157 01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:30,023 Elliot. 1158 01:03:31,329 --> 01:03:32,633 - Hi. - Hi. 1159 01:03:32,634 --> 01:03:34,244 Oh, my god. There you are. 1160 01:03:34,245 --> 01:03:35,332 I've been looking for you literally everywhere. 1161 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,986 Guys, this is Elliot. 1162 01:03:36,987 --> 01:03:38,814 Elliot, meet my very good friends from New York, 1163 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,337 the Bruces. 1164 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,252 Hi. Hi, hi. Hello, hi, nice to meet you. 1165 01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:44,471 - Hello, Elliot. - Okay, guys, have fun. Go roam. 1166 01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:47,127 Drink for free, buy everything, thank you. 1167 01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:50,086 Thank fucking God, 1168 01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:52,175 I thought my face was gonna crack off from fake smiling. 1169 01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:54,134 Hi! Oh... 1170 01:03:57,877 --> 01:04:01,924 Okay. I'm sorry about the other night. 1171 01:04:01,925 --> 01:04:03,751 I think I was, 1172 01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:06,493 I think I was more stressed about the show than I thought 1173 01:04:06,494 --> 01:04:08,322 and, um, I'm sorry. 1174 01:04:09,149 --> 01:04:10,541 Thank you... 1175 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:12,325 But it's going really well, right? 1176 01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:13,893 I feel like it's going really well. 1177 01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,068 - Yep. Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 1178 01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:17,331 This is what I want to do. 1179 01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,594 I want you to go to the ladies' room. 1180 01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:23,119 I want you to wait in the furthest stall 1181 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,903 for three minutes. 1182 01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:27,254 And then I'm gonna come in and fuck you with this dildo. 1183 01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,344 No. Are you drunk? No. 1184 01:04:30,692 --> 01:04:32,998 Wha--? Don't be a buzzkill; 1185 01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:34,826 it's gonna be fun. 1186 01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:38,396 And also, this is technically a work-related event, so... 1187 01:04:38,831 --> 01:04:40,658 - I am paying you. - Mm-hmm. 1188 01:04:40,659 --> 01:04:42,052 So you have to do what I say. 1189 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,924 I mean, that's, like, gotta be sexual harassment or something? 1190 01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:47,231 Oh, aww. 1191 01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:49,233 Come on, baby. 1192 01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:50,887 Please? 1193 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,497 Thing is, that I'm just, 1194 01:04:53,498 --> 01:04:56,370 I'm really, really wet just thinking about it, so. 1195 01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:09,905 Erika? 1196 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:10,863 Erika. 1197 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:15,084 I'd like to introduce you to Margaret Epstein. From MoMA. 1198 01:05:15,085 --> 01:05:17,043 Wow, yes. It is such a pleasure. 1199 01:05:18,392 --> 01:05:21,308 We-- We've chatted on the phone but never in person. 1200 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:24,876 Really, Erika, I am such a fan. 1201 01:05:24,877 --> 01:05:27,096 Oh, my God. Thank you. 1202 01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:30,578 You are more than an artist. 1203 01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:35,105 You are a psychologist of the human condition. 1204 01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:37,758 You know what? 1205 01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:40,110 I absolutely agree with you. 1206 01:05:40,414 --> 01:05:41,849 Right? 1207 01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:42,764 Right? 1208 01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:45,723 The new work, though. 1209 01:05:45,724 --> 01:05:47,508 - Yes. - I must say. 1210 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,034 I'm not so sure it's up to par. 1211 01:05:54,341 --> 01:05:56,343 Well, I... I... 1212 01:05:56,735 --> 01:06:00,825 do always strive to... break new ground creatively. 1213 01:06:00,826 --> 01:06:02,653 - Erika never plays it safe. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 1214 01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:05,439 And she never repeats herself. That's what makes her iconic. 1215 01:06:05,874 --> 01:06:06,962 Hmm. 1216 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,355 And I'm going to show you a piece 1217 01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:11,662 that illustrates that right over here. 1218 01:06:11,663 --> 01:06:13,360 Come this way. Come this way. 1219 01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:48,307 Even more than an artist, I sort of think of myself 1220 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:51,529 as a... psychologist of the human condition. 1221 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:52,791 You know? 1222 01:06:55,359 --> 01:06:56,273 Elliot. 1223 01:06:57,317 --> 01:06:58,188 Erika? 1224 01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,061 I don't even wanna know 1225 01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:04,845 what you're doing in the women's bathroom, okay? 1226 01:07:04,846 --> 01:07:06,369 - You need to get... - Oh, my God. 1227 01:07:06,370 --> 01:07:08,197 - your shit together. - Yeah. 1228 01:07:08,198 --> 01:07:10,243 And you gotta come with me. Right now. Let's go. Come on. 1229 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,941 Is that you? 1230 01:07:31,308 --> 01:07:32,265 Elliot. 1231 01:07:32,831 --> 01:07:34,223 You gotta think about this, okay? 1232 01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:35,486 Just think it through. Think it through. 1233 01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:38,663 Oh, my God. 1234 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,406 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1235 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,843 Uh... I'm sorry, sir, can I help you? 1236 01:07:45,844 --> 01:07:46,932 What? 1237 01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:48,194 Are you joking? 1238 01:07:50,892 --> 01:07:52,980 Erika, that video was just supposed to be for-- 1239 01:07:52,981 --> 01:07:54,634 Ours. That was supposed to be for us. 1240 01:07:54,635 --> 01:07:56,375 I trusted you with that 1241 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,421 and then you go and put it in your show without my consent. 1242 01:07:58,422 --> 01:08:00,075 Sorry, sir, you seem to be quite drunk. 1243 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,859 I don't know if you-- if you need any assistance. 1244 01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:03,730 I get that you've done fucked up shit before, right? 1245 01:08:03,731 --> 01:08:05,384 But this on a whole new level of fucked up-ness. 1246 01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:07,299 Hey, excuse me. What's, uh-- 1247 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,040 - Something, is something wrong? - Yeah, I don't know. 1248 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:10,607 This man seems to be having some sort of psychotic episode. 1249 01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,261 Erika, you can't. 1250 01:08:12,262 --> 01:08:15,568 You cannot just act like some kind of god up in the sky 1251 01:08:15,569 --> 01:08:16,917 and none of your actions, 1252 01:08:16,918 --> 01:08:18,354 you know, have any ramifications. 1253 01:08:18,355 --> 01:08:19,964 - You can't just do that. - Sir? Sir. 1254 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:21,574 Please, Erika. No, Vikktor, stop. 1255 01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:23,315 - Talk to me, Erika. - Sir. 1256 01:08:23,316 --> 01:08:25,012 He's on drugs, you need to get him out of here. 1257 01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:26,275 - Go fuck yourself. - Hey, hey. 1258 01:08:26,276 --> 01:08:27,319 - Go fuck yourself. - All right. Hey! 1259 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,581 Fuck you, Erika. 1260 01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,148 - Go fuck yourself! - Go! 1261 01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:31,977 Get the fuck outta here! 1262 01:08:52,084 --> 01:08:53,129 Well. 1263 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:57,480 That... that was entertaining. 1264 01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:02,399 Never a dull moment. Right? 1265 01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:03,922 Okay. 1266 01:09:04,749 --> 01:09:06,489 What was I saying? 1267 01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:09,231 "Is Erika Tracy over?" 1268 01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:11,624 As if the art on display last night 1269 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,365 was not proof enough 1270 01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:16,760 that this tired old whore is done-zo, 1271 01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:19,806 an enraged former boy toy-- That's you-- 1272 01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:23,027 exploded in her face at her own party. 1273 01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:26,639 Say buh-bye, bee-atch. 1274 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,511 That's not even the worst one, you should read 1275 01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:30,556 - what the fucking Times said. - Yeah, no. I get it. I get it. 1276 01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:32,384 I drank a little bit too much last night. 1277 01:09:32,385 --> 01:09:34,560 Didn't we all? After you left, 1278 01:09:34,561 --> 01:09:36,911 I gave a fat guy half a hand job in the parking lot. 1279 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:41,829 Aw, fuck. 1280 01:09:42,395 --> 01:09:44,309 - What? - Ah, Vikktor fired me. 1281 01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:45,181 Mm. 1282 01:09:46,356 --> 01:09:47,661 Are you surprised? 1283 01:09:48,575 --> 01:09:49,489 I guess not. 1284 01:09:50,882 --> 01:09:53,276 Well, don't feel too special. 1285 01:09:54,668 --> 01:09:56,974 With Erika officially past her sell-by date, 1286 01:09:56,975 --> 01:09:58,236 I think it's safe to say 1287 01:09:58,237 --> 01:09:59,543 we are all on the chopping block. 1288 01:10:00,370 --> 01:10:03,024 Thank God I don't really need to work anyway. 1289 01:10:04,678 --> 01:10:08,551 Oh, head's up. I am having a Grindr party-slash-orgy tonight, 1290 01:10:08,552 --> 01:10:10,075 so you might wanna find somewhere else to sleep. 1291 01:10:10,815 --> 01:10:13,338 How long's the man jamboree gonna last this time? 1292 01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:14,471 All weekend. 1293 01:10:15,907 --> 01:10:16,777 Okay. 1294 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,649 I had nowhere left to go. 1295 01:10:20,128 --> 01:10:21,217 I had no job. 1296 01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:22,608 No prospects. 1297 01:10:22,609 --> 01:10:24,220 I was at the end of my rope. 1298 01:10:39,626 --> 01:10:41,367 Okay, okay! I'm leaving. 1299 01:10:42,107 --> 01:10:42,977 Fuck. 1300 01:10:55,207 --> 01:10:57,253 Hello? 1301 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,910 Finally. God, what took you so fucking long? 1302 01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:05,347 Come on, get in here. 1303 01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:06,827 Don't fucking stand there like a halfwit. 1304 01:11:08,525 --> 01:11:10,222 I hate drinking alone. 1305 01:11:10,701 --> 01:11:12,179 It's so traj. 1306 01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:14,094 So look, come here. Just get-- 1307 01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:17,142 I wanna propose a toast. 1308 01:11:17,621 --> 01:11:19,231 To the bitter end... 1309 01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:22,320 ...of Erika Tracy. 1310 01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:24,062 What? 1311 01:11:25,193 --> 01:11:26,543 Oh, did you not hear? 1312 01:11:27,065 --> 01:11:31,983 The show was a fucking disaster. 1313 01:11:32,636 --> 01:11:34,681 I'm done, finito. 1314 01:11:35,203 --> 01:11:37,161 Terminated. They fucking hate me. 1315 01:11:37,162 --> 01:11:39,337 They hate me. They hate me. 1316 01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:42,515 So now, we have to toast, we have to celebrate. 1317 01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:44,603 Will you celebrate with me? 1318 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:46,475 Come on. Come on! 1319 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,696 Mm! 1320 01:11:52,264 --> 01:11:55,222 Yeah. Here, have more, this helps. 1321 01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:56,963 Come on-- 1322 01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:58,617 No, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, 1323 01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:01,272 Okay? 1324 01:12:01,273 --> 01:12:02,883 Mm-hmm. Mm! 1325 01:12:03,406 --> 01:12:05,276 You want some more? 1326 01:12:05,277 --> 01:12:06,756 - Mm-mm. - You want some more? 1327 01:12:06,757 --> 01:12:08,018 - Just like a little bit more? - No, Erika-- 1328 01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:09,062 - Little bit, bah, bah, bah! - Stop-- 1329 01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:11,891 Oh! 1330 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:13,633 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1331 01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,201 Okay. Here's what I wanna do. 1332 01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,115 You come with me. 1333 01:12:18,116 --> 01:12:19,464 Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna, 1334 01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:21,205 um, take all your fucking clothes off. 1335 01:12:21,206 --> 01:12:22,119 Take your clothes off. 1336 01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:23,555 What? 1337 01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:25,165 You're gonna take all your clothes off. 1338 01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:26,906 You take your clothes off, then you put this on. 1339 01:12:26,907 --> 01:12:28,255 - I don't want to take my... - Take all your clothes off! 1340 01:12:28,256 --> 01:12:29,909 Come on! Let's go! 1341 01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,824 - Erika, I don't want... - Just fucking do it! 1342 01:12:31,825 --> 01:12:34,218 Jesus fuck! 1343 01:12:37,309 --> 01:12:40,267 And into that. That's great. 1344 01:12:40,268 --> 01:12:41,705 Yes. 1345 01:12:42,314 --> 01:12:44,663 Yes. 1346 01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:47,537 Come on. We don't have all night. Let's go! 1347 01:12:48,712 --> 01:12:51,061 Okay. You're gonna love this. 1348 01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:53,324 This is so good, I have something so good. 1349 01:12:53,325 --> 01:12:54,586 Okay. 1350 01:12:54,587 --> 01:12:56,153 This is so-- 1351 01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:57,763 Okay, you can sit down here. 1352 01:12:57,764 --> 01:12:59,331 You sit, sit there. 1353 01:13:00,245 --> 01:13:03,117 You go like that... 1354 01:13:05,816 --> 01:13:07,773 Like... I go... 1355 01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:09,732 Oh, you're so pretty! 1356 01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:11,473 - What are you doing? - Shush, shush, shush! 1357 01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:13,606 No, no questions. Oh. 1358 01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:15,826 Hi. Hi. 1359 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,957 Mm! 1360 01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,263 Okay. 1361 01:13:19,264 --> 01:13:20,438 Here's what I'm gonna do. 1362 01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:21,397 Tonight... 1363 01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:23,181 ...you... 1364 01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:25,444 ...are gonna be me. 1365 01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,838 And I am gonna fuck you. 1366 01:13:28,578 --> 01:13:31,363 And then I will be fucking myself. 1367 01:13:31,972 --> 01:13:33,408 Literally this time. 1368 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,931 - So I get to finally-- - No, I'm... 1369 01:13:34,932 --> 01:13:36,411 - I'm not doing that. - No, no, no. 1370 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,108 Sh, sh, sh. Come on, come on. No, no, no, no. 1371 01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,892 - No, no, no! - I don't wanna do that. 1372 01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:41,111 No, come on, sit. 1373 01:13:41,112 --> 01:13:42,417 - Please stop. - Just-- 1374 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:43,461 - Oh, you don't wanna fuck me? - No. 1375 01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:46,682 Come on. Oh, come on. 1376 01:13:46,683 --> 01:13:48,118 - Come on, come on, come on. - This isn't funny. 1377 01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:49,685 - Come on, come on, oh... - Stop. 1378 01:13:49,686 --> 01:13:51,251 - Come on. - Stop it. 1379 01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:52,601 Are you fucking crazy? 1380 01:13:52,602 --> 01:13:54,995 Come on! 1381 01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:58,520 I just told you what I want you to do. 1382 01:13:58,521 --> 01:13:59,782 Can you just do it for me? 1383 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,740 Can you just do what I asked you to do? 1384 01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:03,786 Erika, what is wrong with you? 1385 01:14:03,787 --> 01:14:05,528 What the fu-- Are you fucking insane? 1386 01:14:06,006 --> 01:14:07,920 Stop! This is not fun anymore. 1387 01:14:07,921 --> 01:14:09,269 - Erika, listen to me. - You do it! 1388 01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:10,880 - Right no. No. - Do it! 1389 01:14:10,881 --> 01:14:12,969 - Will you-- Erika, stop! - Ow! 1390 01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:17,278 No. 1391 01:14:18,149 --> 01:14:21,326 Do not hit me! 1392 01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:25,373 And that's the last thing I remember. 1393 01:14:26,636 --> 01:14:27,680 So you hit her? 1394 01:14:28,028 --> 01:14:28,942 No. 1395 01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:30,987 What? No, I didn't hit her. 1396 01:14:30,988 --> 01:14:34,207 She was attacking me. I was just defending myself. 1397 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,687 I mean, I'd never seen Erika like this. 1398 01:14:35,688 --> 01:14:37,864 So unhinged. Like she'd nothing left to lose. 1399 01:14:38,604 --> 01:14:40,998 You said she was intoxicated when you arrived. 1400 01:14:42,347 --> 01:14:44,217 Y-Yeah, I mean, she was definitely fucked up, 1401 01:14:44,218 --> 01:14:45,915 but I-I, I mean, 1402 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,439 you know, she was really upset about the show tanking 1403 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,702 so, I mean, I don't know if she was on anything 1404 01:14:50,703 --> 01:14:52,356 besides alcohol, but... 1405 01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:53,793 You were under the influence as well. 1406 01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:57,057 I had a few glasses of champagne, but that was it. 1407 01:14:59,582 --> 01:15:01,540 You said earlier you blacked out. 1408 01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:05,326 Um, well, I hadn't eaten all day. 1409 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,198 I guess that the alcohol was hitting me, 1410 01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:10,243 you know, a little bit harder than usual. 1411 01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:11,463 So let me get this straight-- 1412 01:15:11,898 --> 01:15:13,334 You drove to Erika's house. 1413 01:15:13,683 --> 01:15:15,335 You got drunk. 1414 01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:17,861 You got in a violent physical altercation with her. 1415 01:15:18,296 --> 01:15:21,037 And then you conveniently blacked out 1416 01:15:21,038 --> 01:15:22,647 and can't account for anything 1417 01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:24,388 that happened for the rest of the night? 1418 01:15:24,389 --> 01:15:26,565 I didn't conveniently black out. 1419 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,654 Yeah. If you say so. 1420 01:15:30,003 --> 01:15:32,048 After you regained consciousness, 1421 01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:33,485 then what happened? 1422 01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:48,456 Erika? 1423 01:15:51,764 --> 01:15:52,635 Erika. 1424 01:15:55,725 --> 01:15:57,770 Stop fucking around, Erika. Where are you? 1425 01:16:14,526 --> 01:16:15,440 Fuck. 1426 01:16:16,397 --> 01:16:17,311 Fuck. 1427 01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:22,621 Oh, fuck. 1428 01:16:23,622 --> 01:16:24,536 Fuck. 1429 01:16:24,971 --> 01:16:26,146 Oh, fuck. 1430 01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:28,496 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 1431 01:16:31,804 --> 01:16:32,979 Fuck. 1432 01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:35,373 Erika. 1433 01:16:49,430 --> 01:16:51,257 W-Wait... Wake up, wake up. 1434 01:16:57,830 --> 01:16:59,396 Erika, Erika. Wake up. 1435 01:16:59,397 --> 01:17:01,050 Wake up, Erika. Erika, wake up! 1436 01:17:01,051 --> 01:17:02,573 Erika! Come on, stop fucking with me. 1437 01:17:02,574 --> 01:17:04,444 Come on. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. 1438 01:17:04,445 --> 01:17:05,577 Come on, come on. 1439 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:25,509 Hi. Uh, h-hello. My, uh... my friend, 1440 01:17:25,510 --> 01:17:28,425 she... fell into the pool. Uh, there was an accident, she-- 1441 01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:30,296 I tried to give her mouth-to-mouth, but I think-- 1442 01:17:30,297 --> 01:17:32,647 Uh, ten thousand ten Wonderland Terrace, yes. 1443 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:35,824 Um... okay, y-yeah. But, p-please hurry. 1444 01:17:35,825 --> 01:17:37,740 Okay. Okay. 1445 01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:49,926 Erika? 1446 01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:57,585 Erika? 1447 01:18:01,546 --> 01:18:03,766 And then her body miraculously disappeared? 1448 01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:07,072 I don't know, I mean, 1449 01:18:07,073 --> 01:18:09,815 I went inside the house for like 60 seconds to call 911. 1450 01:18:10,294 --> 01:18:11,947 How long were you unconscious? 1451 01:18:11,948 --> 01:18:13,470 I don't remember! 1452 01:18:13,471 --> 01:18:15,212 But I didn't kill her, I know that for sure. 1453 01:18:17,736 --> 01:18:21,305 Is there anyone you can think of that may have wanted Erika dead? 1454 01:18:23,524 --> 01:18:25,526 She wasn't universally loved, but... 1455 01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:27,614 I can't think of anyone she pissed off enough 1456 01:18:27,615 --> 01:18:28,878 to want her murdered. 1457 01:18:31,663 --> 01:18:33,709 I don't know. I can't say for sure, though. I... 1458 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,016 I honestly didn't know her that well. 1459 01:18:43,893 --> 01:18:45,198 So, what happens now? 1460 01:18:48,506 --> 01:18:52,031 Well, with no body, there's no evidence, so... 1461 01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:54,730 ...you're free to go. 1462 01:18:55,687 --> 01:18:56,557 What? 1463 01:18:57,123 --> 01:18:59,429 I can just leave? 1464 01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:00,300 For now. 1465 01:19:01,171 --> 01:19:02,520 But don't go far. 1466 01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:06,263 So how many days has it been now? 1467 01:19:06,654 --> 01:19:08,307 Uh, five. 1468 01:19:08,308 --> 01:19:10,179 Uh, yeah, the police say the longer that she's missing, 1469 01:19:10,180 --> 01:19:12,051 the less likely it is that she's alive. 1470 01:19:12,922 --> 01:19:14,618 Do you think I need to get a lawyer? 1471 01:19:14,619 --> 01:19:16,490 I mean, not that I can afford one, but... 1472 01:19:16,969 --> 01:19:20,145 Well, let's stay optimistic for the time being. 1473 01:19:20,146 --> 01:19:21,581 Speaking of. 1474 01:19:21,582 --> 01:19:24,759 Seems like the clickbait drama 1475 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,978 has restored Erika's market value, 1476 01:19:26,979 --> 01:19:28,066 at the very least. 1477 01:19:28,067 --> 01:19:29,328 What? 1478 01:19:29,329 --> 01:19:31,200 Every one of her pieces 1479 01:19:31,201 --> 01:19:33,811 from her shitty train wreck show sold out. 1480 01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:35,727 So I guess it's true what they say: 1481 01:19:36,293 --> 01:19:39,687 "An artist is worth more dead than alive." 1482 01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:41,646 I mean... 1483 01:19:42,255 --> 01:19:45,301 Is it just me, or is that so unbelievably fucked up? 1484 01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:48,086 Welcome to the sad reality of now. 1485 01:19:48,087 --> 01:19:50,306 I'm gonna go for a run. You want me to get you anything 1486 01:19:50,307 --> 01:19:52,612 - while I'm out? - No, um, I'm good. 1487 01:19:52,613 --> 01:19:54,310 Text me if you change your mind. 1488 01:19:54,311 --> 01:19:55,355 Okay. 1489 01:19:57,053 --> 01:19:58,924 - You expecting a package? - No. 1490 01:20:05,409 --> 01:20:06,366 Elliot? 1491 01:20:07,977 --> 01:20:09,152 It's for you. 1492 01:20:21,425 --> 01:20:22,643 I'll give you two a minute. 1493 01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:30,347 Hi. 1494 01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:34,917 So... 1495 01:20:37,049 --> 01:20:38,310 ...what you're trying to say is, 1496 01:20:38,311 --> 01:20:39,921 is that it's all Vikktor's fault? 1497 01:20:39,922 --> 01:20:41,879 No. No, no, no, no. Definitely not. 1498 01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,709 I-I take full responsibility for my part in this, but-- 1499 01:20:46,319 --> 01:20:50,105 After the show bombed... the brand took a huge hit. 1500 01:20:50,106 --> 01:20:51,803 We had to do something. 1501 01:20:52,412 --> 01:20:54,065 But use me in a plot 1502 01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:56,589 to fake your own death for publicity? 1503 01:20:56,590 --> 01:20:59,375 I understand why you're upset. I do. 1504 01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:02,160 Which is why I'm here apologizing in person. 1505 01:21:02,161 --> 01:21:03,683 And as I told you, I already cleared 1506 01:21:03,684 --> 01:21:04,815 everything up with the police. 1507 01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:07,339 Oh. Oh, yeah. Thanks for that. 1508 01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:10,734 And I'm sorry. I'm truly, truly sorry. 1509 01:21:10,735 --> 01:21:13,780 But the studio was hemorrhaging money. 1510 01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:15,913 And, and when Vikktor came up 1511 01:21:15,914 --> 01:21:17,133 with this whole cockamamie scheme, I-- 1512 01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:19,657 I didn't know what else to do. 1513 01:21:24,618 --> 01:21:25,532 Did you roofie me? 1514 01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:28,971 I had to. 1515 01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:32,930 For the plan to work, you had to be just a little foggier 1516 01:21:32,931 --> 01:21:34,889 than usual, and we needed time. 1517 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,979 You know, to pull off the operation. 1518 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,155 It was your usual just... 1519 01:21:40,112 --> 01:21:42,114 ...spy movie stuff. 1520 01:21:43,202 --> 01:21:46,248 I mean, to be honest, the hardest part 1521 01:21:46,249 --> 01:21:48,467 was forcing myself not to breathe or laugh 1522 01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:50,470 when you were giving me mouth-to-mouth. 1523 01:21:54,431 --> 01:21:57,389 And then Vikktor and I waited outside 1524 01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:59,175 to make sure you called 911. 1525 01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:04,528 And the rest is history. 1526 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:07,923 Why me? 1527 01:22:09,576 --> 01:22:10,882 Well, you gave us a... 1528 01:22:11,665 --> 01:22:12,666 I mean with your whole... 1529 01:22:13,711 --> 01:22:15,320 ...meltdown at the opening, 1530 01:22:15,321 --> 01:22:17,540 it was a pretty convenient motive. 1531 01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:18,976 You know? And plus, 1532 01:22:18,977 --> 01:22:21,632 you're the most gullible/trustworthy of my-- 1533 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:24,809 Most of my friends would just run away, not even call 911. 1534 01:22:27,768 --> 01:22:30,640 I don't know what to say. 1535 01:22:30,641 --> 01:22:31,511 I mean... 1536 01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,166 I'm happy you're alive. 1537 01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:39,171 But I'm so unbelievably angry at the same time. 1538 01:22:39,824 --> 01:22:41,912 I mean, I was just living my life. 1539 01:22:41,913 --> 01:22:44,001 Minding my own business, and then you come along, 1540 01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:45,611 and before I even know what's happening, 1541 01:22:45,612 --> 01:22:48,223 I'm a sex slave to a complete fucking sociopath, 1542 01:22:48,224 --> 01:22:50,748 and being interrogated by the cops for murder. 1543 01:22:51,183 --> 01:22:54,490 - That's fair. - It's not fucking fair, Erika! 1544 01:22:54,491 --> 01:22:55,709 It's fucked up! 1545 01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:58,189 Do you not understand what you've done? 1546 01:22:58,190 --> 01:23:00,452 I've lost everything because of you. 1547 01:23:00,453 --> 01:23:01,801 I mean, Erika, 1548 01:23:01,802 --> 01:23:03,978 I had real fucking feelings for you 1549 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,589 and you destroyed my entire fucking life. 1550 01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:08,504 Well, I know you're upset right now, 1551 01:23:08,505 --> 01:23:09,940 but you need to trust me, 1552 01:23:09,941 --> 01:23:11,637 as somebody who has come back from the dead 1553 01:23:11,638 --> 01:23:13,813 literally and figuratively, more than once, 1554 01:23:13,814 --> 01:23:15,599 your life is not destroyed. 1555 01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:19,254 In fact... there's a silver lining. 1556 01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,820 Silver lining? What the fuck are you even talking about? 1557 01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:22,126 Okay. I'll tell you. 1558 01:23:22,127 --> 01:23:23,606 Remember when-- when I was saying that 1559 01:23:23,607 --> 01:23:25,129 in order to break through the noise 1560 01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:26,391 and get people's attention these days, 1561 01:23:26,392 --> 01:23:28,132 you have to make a big commotion? 1562 01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:29,829 Well, now, you, 1563 01:23:29,830 --> 01:23:32,571 despite whatever nuisance it's caused at the moment, 1564 01:23:32,572 --> 01:23:34,617 you can now go and make a documentary. 1565 01:23:34,618 --> 01:23:36,880 Or, uh, write a book, or a miniseries, 1566 01:23:36,881 --> 01:23:39,317 or, whatever, after you change all the names, and it'll say, 1567 01:23:39,318 --> 01:23:41,754 "Based on an insane but shockingly true story." 1568 01:23:41,755 --> 01:23:44,019 Which is all people give a shit about these days. 1569 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:49,023 So, what? Y-You... you expect me to be grateful? 1570 01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:52,853 For, uh, you implicating me in this entire fucking shitshow? 1571 01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:55,420 Yes. 1572 01:23:55,421 --> 01:23:56,292 Wow. 1573 01:23:57,206 --> 01:23:58,033 Wow. 1574 01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:03,560 You are... fucking something else. 1575 01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:08,869 I don't believe in shame or regret or... 1576 01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:11,349 ...any of the other fucked up 1577 01:24:11,350 --> 01:24:13,352 brainwashing they give you in Catholic school. 1578 01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:16,528 Uh, ladies and gentlemen, 1579 01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:18,269 we have a very special guest in the studio today. 1580 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:21,404 Uh, world-renowned artist and now author, uh, Erika Tracy. 1581 01:24:22,666 --> 01:24:23,927 Erika's autobiography, 1582 01:24:23,928 --> 01:24:25,668 Confessions of a Slut: 1583 01:24:25,669 --> 01:24:27,626 How To Get Laid and Conquer the World at the Same Time 1584 01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:30,630 is online and in bookstores now. Go get it. 1585 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,502 Erika, I mean, welcome to the show, obviously. 1586 01:24:33,503 --> 01:24:35,112 Kinda can't believe you're here right now. 1587 01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:36,853 It's so crazy. 1588 01:24:36,854 --> 01:24:38,202 That makes two of us. 1589 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,465 Um, I was surprised 1590 01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:43,338 to see that I made enough of an impression 1591 01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:45,818 to warrant an entire chapter in your book. 1592 01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:48,386 I mean, I'm full of surprises, you should know that by now. 1593 01:24:48,387 --> 01:24:50,388 Do I ever! Uh-- 1594 01:24:50,389 --> 01:24:51,737 Um, um... 1595 01:24:51,738 --> 01:24:53,088 So that was fun. 1596 01:24:53,523 --> 01:24:54,827 - It actually was. - Yeah. 1597 01:24:54,828 --> 01:24:56,264 - It was great. - Yeah. 1598 01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,526 And it looks like you were right again. 1599 01:24:57,527 --> 01:24:58,831 What do you mean? 1600 01:24:58,832 --> 01:25:00,268 Well, you always said that I'd see 1601 01:25:00,269 --> 01:25:01,704 the benefits of our relationship in the end, 1602 01:25:01,705 --> 01:25:02,922 and I mean, well, here we are. 1603 01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:04,533 I'm always right. 1604 01:25:04,534 --> 01:25:06,056 - You should know this. - That is, that is so true. 1605 01:25:06,057 --> 01:25:07,753 Hey, I, uh, 1606 01:25:07,754 --> 01:25:10,278 did you wanna get, like, a drink or dinner or something? 1607 01:25:10,279 --> 01:25:12,585 Elliot, are you hitting on me? 1608 01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:13,934 Maybe. 1609 01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:17,328 - I have plans tonight. - Ah. 1610 01:25:17,329 --> 01:25:19,069 And I'm flying out first thing in the morning. 1611 01:25:19,070 --> 01:25:20,723 And plus, I've already fucked you, so what's the point? 1612 01:25:20,724 --> 01:25:21,855 So true. 1613 01:25:23,030 --> 01:25:24,684 - You do look good, though. - Thank you. 1614 01:25:25,032 --> 01:25:26,729 What'd you do? Did you replace me or something? 1615 01:25:26,730 --> 01:25:28,818 Oh, Erika, trust me. There's no replacing you. 1616 01:25:28,819 --> 01:25:30,254 Why? Have you replaced me? 1617 01:25:30,255 --> 01:25:31,734 - Yeah, of course. - Ah. 1618 01:25:31,735 --> 01:25:32,909 But it's not the same. 1619 01:25:32,910 --> 01:25:34,040 That's nice to hear. 1620 01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:35,346 Well, I'm not worried about you. 1621 01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:37,174 I mean, you know, I'm sure there's 1622 01:25:37,175 --> 01:25:39,437 a lot of weak men looking for a strong woman to dominate them. 1623 01:25:39,438 --> 01:25:40,873 - Ouch. - I know. 1624 01:25:40,874 --> 01:25:43,441 Wow. I do want to tell you, though, 1625 01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:47,272 that I... I'm proud of you. 1626 01:25:48,230 --> 01:25:51,450 Oh. Um... thank you. That-- That means a lot. 1627 01:25:52,364 --> 01:25:53,973 Aw, gracias, babe. 1628 01:25:53,974 --> 01:25:56,672 Jesus, this is Elliot. Elliot, this is Jesus. 1629 01:25:56,673 --> 01:25:58,326 Hey, man. Nice to meet you. 1630 01:25:58,327 --> 01:25:59,936 No, no. He doesn't speak English. 1631 01:25:59,937 --> 01:26:01,807 - So... - Oh, yeah, no, of course not. 1632 01:26:01,808 --> 01:26:03,853 I really hate to break up this circle jerk, 1633 01:26:03,854 --> 01:26:05,333 but our next segment is ready 1634 01:26:05,334 --> 01:26:07,509 - and we are on a tight schedule. - Mm-hmm. 1635 01:26:07,510 --> 01:26:09,076 Have we met before? 1636 01:26:11,470 --> 01:26:12,602 Two minutes. 1637 01:26:13,994 --> 01:26:15,908 Let's not make it another two years. 1638 01:26:15,909 --> 01:26:18,041 Definitely. If you're in New York, call me. 1639 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:19,130 Uh, it's a date. 1640 01:26:19,696 --> 01:26:20,914 - Bye, Elliot. - Bye. 1641 01:26:49,552 --> 01:26:50,988 Dearly beloved... 1642 01:26:52,555 --> 01:26:54,556 ...we are gathered here today 1643 01:26:54,557 --> 01:26:57,386 to witness the union of these two beautiful souls... 1644 01:26:58,648 --> 01:26:59,736 ...as one. 1645 01:27:01,868 --> 01:27:05,785 Do you, Elliot, take Erika to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1646 01:27:06,569 --> 01:27:10,225 To have and to hold? To honor and cherish? 1647 01:27:11,008 --> 01:27:12,749 Till death do you part? 1648 01:27:13,576 --> 01:27:14,664 I do. 1649 01:27:15,665 --> 01:27:17,622 And do you, Erika, 1650 01:27:17,623 --> 01:27:20,104 take Elliot to be your lawfully wedded husband... 1651 01:27:20,844 --> 01:27:22,237 ...to have and to hold... 1652 01:27:23,063 --> 01:27:24,587 ...to honor and cherish... 1653 01:27:25,414 --> 01:27:27,024 ...'til death do you part? 1654 01:27:27,590 --> 01:27:28,634 I do. 1655 01:27:30,723 --> 01:27:32,421 I pronounce you man and wife. 1656 01:27:35,815 --> 01:27:37,034 You may kiss the bride. 1657 01:28:06,759 --> 01:28:09,413 ♪ Free yourself 1658 01:28:09,414 --> 01:28:13,852 ♪ Keep on moving Up that mountaintop ♪ 1659 01:28:13,853 --> 01:28:17,421 ♪ Why don't you please yourself ♪ 1660 01:28:17,422 --> 01:28:20,772 ♪ If it feels so good then don't you ♪ 1661 01:28:20,773 --> 01:28:23,994 ♪ Baby, don't you stop 1662 01:28:24,777 --> 01:28:27,998 ♪ Don't stop Don't stop ♪ 1663 01:28:28,825 --> 01:28:30,870 ♪ Baby, don't you 1664 01:28:31,262 --> 01:28:34,308 ♪ Don't stand there Waiting all of your life ♪ 1665 01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:37,921 ♪ For the night To come and find you ♪ 1666 01:28:39,226 --> 01:28:42,403 ♪ The clock is ticking Baby, now is the time ♪ 1667 01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:44,362 ♪ For someone to come and hold you ♪ 1668 01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:49,584 ♪ You are a name Not a number ♪ 1669 01:28:49,585 --> 01:28:51,629 ♪ Extraordinary colors 1670 01:28:51,630 --> 01:28:55,241 ♪ Don't you hide Undercover, baby ♪ 1671 01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:58,680 ♪ Free yourself, Keep moving up-- ♪ 1672 01:28:58,681 --> 01:28:59,551 Okay. 1673 01:29:00,247 --> 01:29:01,596 Okay, good. 1674 01:29:04,817 --> 01:29:06,776 - My toothbrush-- - Do you wanna-- 1675 01:29:09,735 --> 01:29:11,520 Legendary, rock hard... 1676 01:29:12,521 --> 01:29:14,870 Sorry. Sorry. 1677 01:29:14,871 --> 01:29:16,873 Mm-hmm. 1678 01:29:17,439 --> 01:29:19,048 ♪ Baby, don't you 1679 01:29:19,049 --> 01:29:21,093 Wear a cockstrap. 1680 01:29:23,227 --> 01:29:24,662 Should I wear a cockstrap? What-- 1681 01:29:24,663 --> 01:29:26,447 - Are you sure? - Yes. 1682 01:29:26,448 --> 01:29:28,100 - You're selling it so well. - Thank you so much, Olivia. 1683 01:29:28,101 --> 01:29:29,754 It's awesome. 1684 01:29:29,755 --> 01:29:31,539 No, like, that's, like, not the vibe. 1685 01:29:31,540 --> 01:29:33,018 - Ow. Fuck. - Oh, God. 1686 01:29:36,849 --> 01:29:38,068 Looking at you. 1687 01:29:39,025 --> 01:29:40,112 I'm looking at you. 1688 01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,506 I knew it. 1689 01:29:41,811 --> 01:29:42,812 I knew it. 1690 01:29:45,728 --> 01:29:46,990 Okay. 1691 01:29:48,731 --> 01:29:50,209 Okay. 1692 01:29:50,210 --> 01:29:52,952 Greg, I'm gonna do this right down the barrel. 1693 01:29:54,171 --> 01:29:57,434 ♪ Keep on moving Up that mountaintop ♪ 1694 01:29:59,176 --> 01:30:00,177 Sorry, say that again? 1695 01:30:00,482 --> 01:30:02,265 Sure. 1696 01:30:02,266 --> 01:30:03,659 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 1697 01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,229 She's so manipulative. 1698 01:30:09,665 --> 01:30:12,145 I know.