["AyeeYa" playing]
[Liswa] My goodness!
I can't believe you didn't give a crap about me
and just left me there to try and fend for myself. Come on.
Geez. The kids weren't lying when they were talking about toxic masculinity.
Look at my nails. One of them is broken.
I'll have to see a psychiatrist.
Brother, don't go in there, Brother, don't go in there!
They're still negotiating. You can't enter.
[Doreen] Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
What is the meaning of this now?
-Doreen-- -By the way,
remind me why we are playing hide-and-seek?
-Where is Zoleka? -Dad, why?
-Why do you lie so much, Dad? -[gasps]
[Mzwamadoda] What are you talking about?
Tell me then. Is Mom alive?
-Huh? -Wow.
[Liswa] What are you saying?
-Our father lied about Mama being dead. -Goodness.
You know, the rural areas should have a trigger warning.
Bro!
So?
-Is it true, Dad? -Who did you hear that from?
I spoke to someone at the cemetery and they told me.
They said Mama, that grave wasn't even hers.
That she's at Port St. Johns.
-Port St. Johns? Where is it? -Port St. Johns is that side.
Hey, man. Brother.
You want to tell me you went to the cemetery and met some guy you don't know
and they told you what they told you, huh, and you believed them?
Tell the truth, Dad.
Is my mother alive or not?
[sighs]
Um…
Martin.
Um. Uh. Well…
-Huh? -[stammers]
We're currently facing many problems in this household.
The first issue…
My granddaughter has gone missing.
[Liswa] Uh…
[rooster crows]
Eish.
Kagiso.
How are we supposed to talk if I can't get a hold of you?
Damn it!
["Umjolo" playing]
-Eish. -[engine starts]
Ooh.
I wonder what's happening.
[horn honking]
-[horn honking] -Oh, of course.
Of course, you followed me. You can't help yourself, can you?
What else should I do, Kagiso? I was only trying to fix things.
Of course, I'm Zoleka, I can to fix it all. I can fix everything.
I'm just trying to help both of us, Kagiso!
[Kagiso] Oh, please. You can never just trust me to handle things.
I told you to trust me.
[Zoleka] Kagiso, just stop. Let me explain.
[tires squeal]
Kagiso. Kagiso!
I just need some time by myself.
Wait. Hey!
Kagiso, wait. [huffs]
Can we just talk?
[Kagiso] No.
[sighs] Please, just stop.
Please.
Kagiso!
Kagiso, where are you going?
-Leave me alone, Zoleka. -[sighs]
[Zoleka stammers, sighs]
[grunts]
Can you just stop power walking for like, two seconds?
I told you, I need some space.
The white wedding is tomorrow.
We literally do not have time for space.
Our entire relationship is falling apart
and all you can think about is the white wedding?
Oh, come on, Kagiso. Can you please just stop?
What is the point of talking if all you're gonna do is pull a Zoleka?
Okay. I'm gonna need everyone to stop making my name a verb. [sighs]
Seriously?
[sighs]
Look, I'm just trying to get us to communicate,
and it's not exactly communicating if I'm the only one who's speaking.
You're always the only one speaking, news flash.
Oh! That is not fair! Okay, at least I'm trying.
What's unfair is you swearing high and low that you trust me,
only for you to turn around and try to pay for your own lobola.
-It was mitigating circumstances. -[scoffs]
-[clicks tongue] -I'm serious.
-Eish. -I was worried
you didn't have a plan, okay?
Besides, you're not the best communicator either.
[exclaims, gasps]
-My dress. -[clicks tongue]
Okay, fine.
So I contacted the producer of The Capitalist
and he told me that you won,
but I knew you wouldn't get the money in time.
So then just take it as a loan.
I won?
Huh?
Shit.
I wasn't suppose to tell you that.
Congratulations!
[sighs]
Wow. You're unbelievable.
You didn't have the money, Kagiso.
I had a plan. You were supposed to trust me.
Oh! And what is this divine plan? Please, I'm all ears.
I sold the car.
That's the plan.
Long before you sent the "angel investor" money, I sold it.
MaMbazo bought it for less than half its value.
Hey, babe.
Babe. Please, can we just…
Oh! Ow!
-Baby. Hey, be careful. -Ouch!
-You okay? -I think it's broken.
-No, you're fine. Let me help you up. -[winces]
-[groans] -Put pressure on the other foot, okay?
-[groans] Yeah. Ow. -Easy, easy, easy. [sighs]
Let me call for help, okay?
Oh, shit!
-What? What's wrong? What? What? What? -We have no signal. We have no signal.
-Um, okay. -Shit. Wow.
-Oh, great. -Um…
[Zoleka panting, whimpers]
[winces]
-Uh, baby. -Mmm?
Where are we?
Oof. Omphile!
[sighs] Omphile, hello.
[Omphile] Katlego. Please speak to your parents.
I just want my phone back.
Geez, Omphile, relax. I have serious issues here.
Do you know the childhood trauma that this is causing, hmm?
I'm going to be dysfunctional.
Oh, I'm gonna be toxic. Oh!
I don't even know the kind of adult I'm gonna be. I don't know.
[Meiki] Omphile, my phone is missing again.
Oh, my goodness. Okay, fine.
You're being such a pain. Fine. I'll talk to them, okay?
[Meiki] Omphile, my phone!
Katli.
[clears throat]
Mme Meiki said she saw that Sicelo's having a baby.
Hmm. Mme Meiki?
Does Mme Meiki have social media?
She follows FitKat 2.0.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
[scoffs] I'm fine. My sister, I'm fine.
-Mmm. -I mean, I have a man too, hey?
It's so nice.
I'm speaking Xhosa. "Apha", "kaloku". Hey?
I have a guy here. He's called Luyolo.
-Luyolo? -[Meiki] Omphile!
-Luyolo? -Yes!
-Ew, man. Isn't that incest? -[Meiki] Help me look for my phone.
You're a real Gen-Z baby. Keeping the cows in the family.
Mmm. Dude, that's gross as heck.
-Dude. Bye. -[exclaims]
[sighs]
-[Doreen] Mmm. -What did you say?
-[Doreen] Mm-mmm. -Zoleka is really missing again?
-Oh, my sister. -Disappeared. Gone.
This family is full of drama. The whole time I was like,
-"Wow. Wow! Wow!" -[exclaims]
No, man. Now that I think about it, the Dzanas owe us. Mm-hmm.
They owe us for letting Kagiso marry their child.
-There's no way. Uh-uh. There's no way. -Uh-uh.
Khutso, you were right. I think we're definitely cursed.
One thing about Kagiso and Zoleka,
they just love to disappear right through, man.
Hey, I actually just saw Zoleka driving out.
-She's lying this one! -Why didn't you say anything?
Oh, I thought Zoleka's being Zoleka. You all know she's dramatic.
-[Doreen] Mm-hmm. -So, what's going on here?
The negotiations, are they all done, huh?
-Where is Luyolo? -[Khutso] Are you serious?
-Katlego! -Sorry.
Stop running away. You can't just avoid us.
-You have to answer our questions, Dad. -Here they come.
-Where are they, huh? Come on. -There are more important matters at hand.
And what are you are worried about rumors?
Hey, hey, you Phatudis. Any updates on Zoleka?
I'm sure she went to see Kagiso at the lodge. Yeah.
Oh, enough is enough.
We have to look for these children and find them.
-Let me get my bakkie. -[stammers]
Phatudis, you're all coming along.
-Uh… -[Martin] Dad, Dad, no.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. We're not done here, Dad.
Uh, my son. You must listen.
You don't know everything.
There are lots of dangerous things happening in the Eastern Cape
that you don't know about.
I'm going to look for and find my granddaughter, I swear it.
Dad, why can't just tell us if our mother is alive or not?
-Dad. -Uh, Phatudis, follow me.
-Hey, hey, boy. Come here. -Dad, please answer us. Dad!
-Don't you run again! -Do you know anyone
who has a car that we can borrow? I don't have one.
-Yes. -Actually, I know somebody.
-Ooh. -Yeah, I know somebody.
I think I have an idea.
Luyolo will lend you his bakkie, isn't that right?
-I'm going to do what? -Yes, that's right.
So, you know, just in case Zoleka returns here, then he should be here.
If Kagiso returns, I will also be here. Right?
-Divide and conquer. -[Luyolo] Oh.
-Yeah, um… [clears throat] -[mouths word] Yes.
I'll stay behind.
-[Katlego] Yes. -I agree with Katlego. Um, uh…
[Katlego exclaims]
Uh, well, Phatudis, let's go, man.
Wow, this is the last time.
-Next year, I'm not getting involved. -Yeah.
-You can strike me dead. -Okay.
-Sure. -Mm-hmm.
-Drive safe. -[Doreen scoffs]
[whispering] Come with me.
-[breathing heavily] Come. Come here. -[moaning]
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Okay? I'm sorry. I mixed up the names.
-It will never happen again. -Mm-mmm.
It's very simple.
You just need to tell me: are you in or are you out?
Okay, I know I've been hot and cold.
But I've been saying, I like you.
And I think this whole thing will work. Okay?
So?
Are you in or…
Yeah, for crying out loud.
[Kagiso] Things are gonna be fine, babe.
I don't think it's broken, babe.
I can't believe you sold your car.
It's not even a year old.
Yeah, I know.
And you just did your seats.
-Yeah, I know. -You really love that car, babe.
And It's the one car that you've always wanted,
-and you traded in your old car so you-- -Baby. Babe.
I know.
Choosing you over that car was the easiest decision I've ever made.
I was gonna tell you after the wedding, but…
didn't even get a chance to do that because you interfered as you normally do.
I'm not interfering. I'm just trying to help.
I need you to give me space.
Like,
give me space to be a man, to do right by you.
There's already enough space between us.
And I feel like I always have to force things open
in order for you to tell me things.
I don't even know how to support you anymore.
It hurt my feelings to find out from a makeup artist
that you went and entered The Capitalist.
I didn't tell you about that at first
because I wanted to get the deal as a surprise.
[sighs]
But once you found out, what happened?
You pulled a Zoleka.
You got involved with the pitch and told me what to do, what to say.
Took over everything.
I need you to just let me figure some things out on my own.
[stammers] I know sometimes I go overboard…
but I just want to be part of your team.
[soft music playing]
So do I.
I'm sorry.
I know a lot of
this is my fault.
I don't feel like I'm good enough sometimes, babe.
It's just… It's not easy being…
with a woman like you.
For a guy like me, it's not easy.
You're a woman who has everything.
It's just…
Babe.
I don't have everything without you.
I've told you this before and I'll tell you again, Kagiso.
Money is not important.
I believe in you.
I believed in you the first time you told me your plans about your business.
When I was still a struggling actress.
And I still believe in you now.
Now look at you.
You're gonna get two million rand investment.
-I'm sorry. -It's okay.
I promise,
I'll do less Zoleka-ring.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Yeah, that and maybe couples' therapy?
Yeah. Because I don't think any of this is actually normal.
-Nah. Can't be. -No.
[wolf howls]
Okay, I love you and I love that we're talking,
-but can we please just get out of here? -Yeah.
Yep. Help.
Okay, babe, I got you. Here we go.
-[groans] -You okay?
Yeah. [sighs]
-[chuckles] -[grunts]
Ooh. Okay, Superman.
Mm-hmm.
Don't worry, babe.
I'm gonna find a way to get us out of here and we're gonna get married. [sighs]
-[Amo] Yoh! -Hmm?
-No, it's bad. -Huh?
It's bad, really.
We searched all the rooms and Kagiso and Zoleka aren't there.
They never checked in. Imagine!
But I did speak to one of the staff members who said they saw them there.
They were walking that way. Into the woods over there.
-There? Where? -Over there. There.
I say let's get out there and look for them now.
Phatudis, follow us.
-Why does he keep saying that though? -Let's just go.
I'm wait here. I'm not walking in these heels.
You know, this is not how I imagined my December would play out.
-I know, I know, I know… -[sighs]
-But everything will be okay. -No, you know…
-You just need to be… -…this doesn't happen in America.
-Of course. -Yeah.
-[Martin] Wait, Dad. -[Liswa] Yes.
Dad, wait up.
[Martin] Dad.
Hey. So you guys are on your way to the airport?
Omphile, we have bigger problems right now.
-Bigger than what you are saying. Oh… -Mmm.
Kagiso and Zoleka have gone missing.
Again?
No, wait. So does that mean you're not coming home today?
Because the wedding's tomorrow and I need my phone.
So that's all you can think about?
-Omphile! My gosh! -What? Omphile!
Listen to me. Since you started talking to boys, you've become very rude.
-Oh, my gosh! I'm not speaking to-- -Just keep quiet.
You disrespected us earlier, saying that we're bad parents who don't listen.
-Yes. -Imagine.
-I wonder where I got that idea from. -[Meiki] Omphile!
-My data! It doesn't grow on trees. -Whatever, bye.
Unbelievable.
But, honey, we are good parents, right?
-Yes. -Uh… [stammers]
Uh, okay. Maybe we're not perfect, but we're trying.
-[sighs] Yeah. -Yeah.
[Doreen scoffs, clicks tongue]
[sighs] Dad!
You see, that stunt of yours pretending to be a bride underneath a blanket and all
on the sacred day of lobola.
-Just look, look now. It's bad luck, man. -Answer him.
-Please, please. -No.
Oh, wow! Where the hell did you get this from?
I took it from the rooms while I was looking for Kagiso.
This actually reminds me of a time
when I was bonding over a drink with Tyler Perry.
-No way. -Mmm.
You had drinks with Tyler?
-Madea? -Yeah, Madea.
-Serious? -Yeah, well, you know,
I was just watching an online MasterClass while drinking, but it's the same thing.
Yeah, yeah, same thing.
As soon as I find Kagiso and Zoleka,
I'll just go right ahead and slap them with a bloody 75 rand.
No, man, so they can go to Home Affairs and sign already.
Geez.
-Dad, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Dad, wait.
Dad.
Just tell the truth, Dad. Where is our mother?
He probably pushed her away exactly the same way that he did to us.
Your mother didn't want you anymore!
That's why she left. Are you both happy now?
Are you satisfied? Are you?
Dad, you are lying.
Wow! Hello, everyone.
[muttering]
Uh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were looking for us.
Dad, for once in your life, can you just tell us the truth?
She never wanted to be a mother.
The problem is that we can't trust a single thing that you say, Dad.
-Just tell the truth, Daddy. -Okay, fine. You don't believe me?
Then I'll just go home.
But on the day that you realize I was telling the truth
and you are ready to hear all of it, you'll call me.
-I'll come. -Uh, wait.
-[Martin] You're going home? Dad? -[huffs]
[whimpers]
Dad?
-[stammers] Someone stop him. Please. -Dad? [panting]
-Dad? -[Zoleka] Like…
Are we missing something? What the hell just happened?
Langa? Langa?
Langa, wha--
-I would… Goodness! -Auntie, come on!
[clicks tongue] Oh, damn it!
Shh. Uh-uh. No, no, no.
Drink. Let's go, let's go. Come on.
[Kagiso] Amo?
[sighs]
-Let's just… -Slowly, baby. Let me help you.
Yeah, please. [breathing heavily]
If she's still alive, then why don't we just go see her then?
-And maybe-- -No. She won't like that at all. No way.
How can you do this to us? You can't keep us from our mother, Daddy.
Don't bother yourself, Dad. We'll look for her ourselves.
If you knew what I've done,
the things that I've gone through for the both of you…
All for your protection.
Protection from what?
Do you have any idea about the lifelong trauma of a kid
who was raised without a mother?
The pain that comes from not having a mother who loves you?
Or Langa, you know? What about his pain?
He could've been raised by his grandmother.
Maybe she would even have helped me get away from Mom's beatings.
-Granny would've protected me. -Mm-mmm.
If you think that's true,
let me show you all
just how amazing all of your lives would have been with her around.
Let's go. Get in the car.
-All of you, come. -Should we follow him?
Mm-mmm.
Let's stay.
-[Langa exclaims] -[Liswa grunts]
-They said we should stay. -Okay, we're going?
Hey, wait!
[stammers]
Shit.
Wait for me. Remember, I'm limping here.
-These pots are too heavy for you. -[giggles] I know, right?
Of course.
You do? [screams]
-No, man. -Ah!
Can you tell me what's taking so long, while people are dying from hunger? Huh?
And you know how your uncle gets when he's hungry.
He starts pitching storylines everywhere.
Let me fix your family a meal.
Huh? Like really?
[exclaims] So now, you and Luyolo?
Hey, man. Yes, we are. So what?
-Seriously? -Yeah, seriously.
So, wait a minute.
Oh, you wanted to get back at Sicelo, huh?
Hey now, Golide! Yoh!
You can name-call all you want. I want to know what's up.
-I'm not telling anything. -Tell me, man!
-No, man. -But Luyolo though? Huh?
What is it with you?
Okay, fine.
So it's fine for Sicelo to move on.
You celebrate him on social media with endless likes, views and a million likes.
-When I do it, it's a problem. [exclaims] -Whoa. Just hold on.
First of all, it's #RoadToAMillion.
Secondly, maybe you need to pause
because these days you're angrier than usual and it doesn't suit you.
You need to EPL.
-EPL? -Eat, Pray, Love.
It's a movie!
So you think your uncle is the only one who watches a movie?
Unbelievable. Whoa!
Wow, you have no shame, girl.
-And it's none of your business. -Mmm.
The smell of desperation.
[Kagiso] Uncle, break it down for me.
What's the story with Zoleka's grandmother?
Please just leave it alone, my boy.
This right here is a dangerous situation.
I haven't seen a plot twist like this since Senzo and Jason.
-Ugh. -[Doreen] No, no.
My goodness!
Wow!
Well this is just too much. Acting must run in the Dzana's family, shame.
Give them a script so they can act.
Imagine you go around pretending that your own wife is dead?
Oh, I've seen enough from them.
-Auntie, enough with the drama. -Mm-mmm.
-Oh, my gosh! -What drama? My drama?
Oh, huh. Here they come.
-Hurry up. -[Doreen clears throat]
-Make it snappy. -[Doreen sighs]
Don't fall. Watch your… Watch your step.
-[Kagiso] Hey. -Hey.
I'm coming back.
-Mm-mmm. -No, wait.
You are going where?
Oh, Precious keeps calling me.
I have no idea what to tell her.
No, tell her we'll be there. I mean, our wedding was supposed to start at 3:00.
-We can still make it, right? -How, Kagiso?
While my family's fighting and I'll be limping down the aisle?
[Langa] Oh. It looks like this will take a while.
Zoleka, let's go, girl. Let's go.
Just a moment, Langa. Um…
Kagiso, I… I think we should just cancel the wedding.
-[Langa] Whoa. -[Doreen exclaims]
-[Godfrey scoffs] -Finally, you're making sense, baby.
Finally, you're making sense. You know what?
Head off now. Head off.
-Sit down, Doreen! -No ways, we don't need her drama.
-This one is too much. -Wait, wait. Hold on.
If it wasn't for Zoleka, KG wouldn't even be, like,
able to pay for the lobola because my girl gave him the money.
-What? -Kagiso!
Wait, wait, wait!
-Oh, my goodness. What's going on here? -I beg your pardon?
What did you say?
My girl.
That ugly-looking auntie was coming for you and nobody comes for my friends
unless I send them. Whoa! What you gon' do?
-Okay. Okay. -Zoleka, let's go! Let's go.
-Zoleka! -Hey, listen, girl.
Girl, are you telling me that you paid for your own lobola?
-[Doreen] Get out of here! -Wait, just a moment!
-The audacity! -Come on, man.
[Godfrey] No, man, Kagiso!
Listen. Tell me the truth right now.
Did you let Zoleka pay her own lobola?
[Papi] No, man. Come on.
Did you actually let her pay her own lobola?
This is truly unbelievable.
-I can't believe you. -I can't believe this. No.
-No, he's unbelievable, this one. -Wow!
-[Godfrey] Oh, no. -[exclaims]
[Godfrey] What can we say?
[upbeat music playing]
-Zoleka, whoa. Are we at the right place? -[sighs]
Maybe this is where she comes to hang out with her friends.
-Rosalina. -Oh, my goodness.
Mzwamadoda, what is it now?
These are your children.
Gosh! We've spoken about this before.
We've spoken about this. What's the matter now?
The children don't believe me.
[in Xhosa] Gosh.
-[in English] Mommy! -Hey, hey, hey! S… [hiccups]
Don't make a scene. Don't make a scene.
You see, these people are watching.
Mama, Dad is saying that you abandoned us.
Mmm. It's true.
-[gasps] -Here's the thing. Listen.
I never wanted children.
Guess who wanted them? This one.
Because I loved him, I gave him children.
How could you just abandon your children though?
Just look at them. They look great.
Hmm? They're all fine.
They're beautiful and on top of that,
there's lots of money.
You understand?
Maybe before you go,
you'll buy me a six-pack or something nice for Christmas.
-Uh… -Hey, man! Hey.
Is that seriously all that we are worth to you? Is that all, Mama?
-A six-pack? A six-pack, Ma? -[house music playing]
Oh! This is my jam! This is my jam!
[vocalizes]
You have seen for yourself.
It's enough now.
Hey, listen up. Before you go…
Here's the thing.
Maybe, if you don't mind, I'd like to stay dead.
Don't resurrect me.
You heard that I passed away?
Let us keep it that way.
Is it really necessary to be so cruel? And at your age, Grandma?
I shouldn't even call you Grandma.
Thank goodness you're not in their lives. They're better off without you.
Wait. Is this Babalwa?
My goodness.
[scoffs]
[sniffs] Hmm.
The way I see it, Grandma,
you're the one who lost out here.
That man there is your own son,
is the best uncle any man could've asked for.
Then there's your daughter, my mother.
A greater mom than you'll ever be.
You can't even dance.
Who are you again?
Whoa!
Yoh!
[music continues]
[rooster crows]
Kagiso.
Did you really let Zoleka pay for her own lobola?
-Oh, my goodness. -Which means she married herself.
Uncle, I told you that I didn't use that money.
I'd already sold my car by the time I got it.
How many times must I say it?
-Oh, Kagiso. -Yoh.
Tell me why we're acting like watchmen, sitting around? Hey?
Let's just go to the hotel. It's already morning.
I want to bathe.
And I didn't even pack extra clothes. We were meant to leave yesterday.
You go then, I'll wait for Zoleka. Nobody's stopping you from leaving.
Here they are now.
Khutso. Khutso! Here they are.
Goodness.
You're all still here?
But, baby, it's our wedding day.
Everyone can go home.
There's no wedding taking place today.
[stammers] Hey, sorry, Mr. Dzana, wait a minute. Uh, please just wait a minute.
Please, respectfully,
I'm not leaving without Zoleka as my wife.
Kagiso, we are tired. We just need to sleep now.
-We need to rest. Let's go. -Please.
-We've been going up and down. -[Liswa sighs] Gosh!
Look, I know you're tired. But…
-[sighs] Guys. -Goodness.
Gosh!
If last year taught us anything, it's that there will always be drama with family,
but what's important is how we all show up for each other.
No matter what.
And just look, we're all here.
I know that I've messed up, but I made a promise to Zoleka.
And I plan to do everything that I can to honor that promise,
because this woman here has chosen me
and continues to choose me over and over again.
I'm just asking for a chance to show her that I choose her too.
[Liswa] Mmm…
[Zoleka] Kagiso is right.
Dad, I understand we've put you through a lot,
but, look, we're still here.
This proves that there's nothing greater than love.
Yes, I know that love can sometimes feel frivolous or silly
and not worth it because it hurts so bad.
But once you've found it,
once you feel it deep in your soul,
you can't just get away from it.
The most important thing I've learned about love
is that everything won't always work out for you.
In the end, things will happen the way they're meant to happen.
And that's okay.
But, look, we're here, now.
Which means,
Kagiso and I can still make this official.
Just without a white wedding.
The lobola is enough.
-Are you sure? -I'm sure.
This…
This right here is the most important thing.
Bringing our families together as one.
Well, you know, the children are right.
Nothing is more important than family.
This foundation we are trying to build,
relies on exactly that. On family.
Oh, I'm very sorry.
For all the lies I said.
But I never stopped caring about you.
Just as I care about you now.
So what do you say?
Let's go on and let's make this family bigger!
Let's do what the Dzanas do at their best!
Well spoken, Dad.
I know what you mean.
My child, I just want to say…
let's give this day a happy ending.
The lobola negotiations are back on.
-[all cheer] -The negotiations are back on.
-[ululating] -Let's get married!
[all laughing]
Thank you, Dad.
-[sighs] -Oh! Come here.
-Oh, my daughter-in-law. I'm so happy. -Thank you, Mom.
Yes, thank you.
-Thank you, sir. -I'm so proud of you, my boy. My boy.
[chattering]
-Wow. -I know. [chuckling]
["Khethile Khethile" playing]
[Phatudis cheering]
[no audible dialogue]
[Godfrey] Yes!
We have a bride!
[all cheering]
Congratulations, my boy.
[laughing]
Ah, yes, Brother. That's how it is.
What are you saying?
-Gentlemen. -Hello, my sister.
-Hello, there. -Mmm.
-Can we have a chat? -Mmm.
-You taking the brother away from us? -Yes.
-[all laugh] -That's right.
No, let's go talk.
-This sounds serious. -Yeah.
[both clear throats]
Um, I'm not over my ex.
[scoffs]
Come on, girl. You know I don't do well with games.
I'm serious.
It's just that this whole time, I've been Katlego Shozi.
I haven't been Katlego Phatudi in a while.
Now I can see that I need to find myself again.
-I need to Eat, Pray, Love. -Huh?
It's a movie about…
Ooh. A-Actually, just forget it.
[chuckles]
But, listen, I'm sorry.
I really, really like you.
Mm-mmm. Don't worry, my love.
Once you've found yourself,
Ms. Phatudi,
you know where to find me.
Bye.
[lively music playing]
[Martin] Uh…
Well, Dad… [sighs] …well…
I have to say, I'm really sorry for my behavior over the last few days.
Years, in fact.
[clears throat]
It's just that, all these years, I used to think you were the villain.
The thing is though, you are both parents now.
Now, you will always protect your children.
There may be times when you and them don't see eye to eye,
but you'll protect them.
-[Martin] Mmm. -Uh, Daddy, um, why didn't you tell us?
I don't know.
You could've just told us.
That things have gotten so bad for all of us at home?
Well, you know, what can I say?
I've always been a man of action,
not all of this "blah, blah, blah", of this "words" business. No.
That's not me. It's not who I am.
Well, I guess that what you say… [clears throat] …and what you don't say,
it all makes a difference.
Hmm.
Otherwise, if you die without us having heard the words you kept buried,
then we spend the rest of our lives haunted
by your silence and not your absence.
You hear that? Now that's the fancy English that I paid for.
-It was worth it, right? -[laugh]
That's some fancy English, my son. No man.
You can consider me sold.
Go on!
-[lively music playing] -Oh! [laughs]
You know these Phaduke… Who are they again?
-Phatudi. -Oh, the Phatudis.
-Oh, how I love them. I love them. -[Martin, Liswa laughing]
-That's how they are, Dad. -I've never had so much drama
-in the space of a week. -It's not a drama, it's a soapie.
-What did you call them, Dad? -[laughing]
The Phakudes.
Phakude! [laughs]
You see, my love. This is one of the best--
-Ah, Jay-Z and Beyoncé. [laughs] -Hey, you. Stop it, you.
Respectfully, I just want to ask, give Omphile her phone back.
-Hi, Sister. -Huh?
She's bugging me.
And Mme Meiki asked you to buy her data.
Okay. We were going to take the phone and give it back to her
as soon as we get home.
We probably shouldn't have taken her phone, but, okay.
-Maybe we should phone her. -Phone her.
-Yeah. You'll call, right? Bye. -Right now, right? Okay.
[sighs]
Uh, hello.
-It's a video call. -What?
-It's a video call! -Oh. [chuckles]
When are you guys coming back?
Uh-uh. You guys owe me. You only paid me once.
Just once.
Okay, we'll sponsor you with data for next month then.
Oh, oh. Thank you.
[chuckles]
-Thanks. -Uh, Omphile.
We'll give you your phone as soon as we get home, okay?
-[squeals] -Sorry we took it in the first place.
You actually almost sabotaged my life. You were this close.
It was only two days, goodness, Omphi.
Light-years when you have a crush, Mama.
-Om… Omphile, you have a boyfriend? -What? Who?
Ma! There you go overreacting again.
I don't like boys.
Yeah. I think I'm actually into girls.
And Tshidi is who I wanted to invite to the wedding.
-[Papi stammers] -[chuckles]
[chuckles] Uh, Omphile, my child.
We'll love whoever you love.
-Okay? -Okay.
Okay, cool. Yeah, like, hurry home now.
-Hurry! -Okay, my baby.
-Now! -Bye.
[exclaims] It's better
she's won't be pregnant anytime soon.
-[Papi] So we're not cursed after all. -[exclaims]
-[Godfrey] I'm liking this. -Happy!
-I'm liking this a lot. A lot. -Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
-That's what I'm talking about. -Ooh!
We really brought this wedding together, hey?
-[Godfrey] Mmm. -[Doreen] Wow.
Doreen.
Are you finally admitting and accepting that I, Godfrey, am a Phatudi?
-Hmm. -Hmm?
You're a Phatudi,
when you need to be a Phatudi. And when we need you to be a Phatudi.
-[laughs] -[laughs]
-Hey, what are you doing? -You see, you--
-[laughs] -Godfrey!
One compliment and you want to be touchy-feely? Just lay off.
-Damn it. -But you're family.
-Whatever. You're so annoying. -Oh, Doreen.
[laughs]
[Doreen] You see you!
Hey, hey!
To the best best man and maid of honor ever.
-And… -Yeah?
-…to never doing it again, ever. -Nah. Definitely.
[both laugh]
[Amo] Mmm.
What?
Hey, but, really, you're so hot, you know that?
Uh…
-You're also my type. -Huh?
Do you really think so?
-Mmm. -You're speaking my language.
For example.
Oh, quiet fellow,
the cows are quietly crossing the bridge quietly
in the bushes near Qhoqhoqho.
[exclaims] Let's go… [clicking tongue] …more.
-[chuckles] -You're so versatile.
-Oh, hey, Mrs. Phatudi. -Hey. Oh.
I like the sound of that. [chuckles]
Look at this. We got kids running around. It's…
-It's beautiful. -Yeah.
It's actually official.
Yes and not really.
I mean, we do still have one more thing we need to do.
Okay.
[in Xhosa] ♪ What kind of bride do you want? ♪
♪ What kind of bride do you want? Because I'm also a bride ♪
♪ What kind of bride do you want? ♪
♪ Because I'm also a bride ♪
♪ What kind of bride do you want? What do you want? ♪
♪ Because I'm also a bride ♪
♪ What kind of bride do you want? ♪
♪ Mother-in-law What kind of bride do you want? ♪
♪ What do you want? ♪
♪ Mother-in-law What kind of bride do you want? ♪
♪ It's a wedding day, a wedding ♪
["Fireworks" playing]
["Nomakanjani" playing]
[all vocalizing]