My goodness!
I can't believe you didn't give a crap about me…
and just left me there to try and fend for myself, come on.
Jeez! The kids weren't lying when they were talking about toxic masculinity.
Look at my nails.
One of them's broken.
I'll have to see a psychiatrist.
Brother, don't go in there. Brother, don't go in there.
Brother, don't go in there!
They are still negotiating, you can't enter!
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
What is the meaning of this now?
-Doreen, mm-mm. -By the way…
Remind me why we are playing hide and seek?
-Where is Zoleka? We're missing a lot. -Dad, why?
Why do you lie so much, Dad?
What are you talking about?
Tell me then… is Mom alive?
Hm?
-Wow. -What are you saying?
-Our father lied about Mama being dead. -Goodness.
Ha? No!
You know, the rural areas should have a trigger warning.
Bro!
So…
is it true, Dad?
Who did you hear that from?
I spoke to someone at the cemetery and they told me.
They said Mama…
that grave wasn't even hers, that she's at Port St Johns.
-Hey… but where? -Port St. Johns?
Hey man, brother.
You want to tell me you went to the cemetery…
and you met some guy you don't know and they told you what they told you, huh?
And you believed them?
Tell the truth, Dad.
Is my mother alive or not?
Um…
Martin.
Uh…
Eh well…
W-We're currently facing many problems in this household…
The first issue…
My granddaughter… has gone missing!
Eish.
Kagiso!
How are we supposed to talk if I can't get a hold of you?
Damn it!
I wonder what's happening.
Oh, of course.
Of course, you followed me. You can't help yourself, can you?
What else should I do, Kagiso? I was only trying to fix things.
Of course, I'm Zoleka. I can fix it all. I can fix everything.
I'm just trying to help both of us, Kagiso!
Oh, please!
You can never just trust me to handle things. I told you to trust me.
Kagiso, just stop. Let me explain.
Kagiso.
-Kagiso. -I just need some time by myself.
Wait. Hey! Kagiso, wait.
Can we just talk?
No!
Please, just stop.
Please.
Kagiso!
Kagiso, where are you going?
Leave me alone, Zoleka.
Can you just… stop power walking for like…
two seconds?
I told you, I need some space.
The white wedding is tomorrow. We literally do not have time for space.
Our entire relationship is falling apart and all you can think about is the
white wedding?
Oh come on, Kagiso. Can you please just stop?
What is the point of talking if all you're going to do is pull a Zoleka?
Okay. I'm going to need everyone to stop making my name a verb.
Seriously?
Look, I'm just trying to get us to communicate,
and it's not exactly communicating if I'm the only one who's speaking.
You're always the only one speaking, newsflash.
Oh, that is not fair! Okay, at least I'm trying.
What's unfair is you swearing high and low that you trust me.
Only for you to turn around and try to pay for your own lobola.
It was mitigating circumstances.
I'm serious.
Eish.
I was worried you didn't have a plan, okay? Besides,
you're not the best communicator either.
My dress.
Okay, fine. So I contacted the producer of The
Capitalist and he told me you won,
but I knew you wouldn't get the money in time.
So then just take it as a loan.
I won?
Huh?
Shit.
I wasn't suppose to tell you that.
Congratulations!
Wow. You're unbelievable.
-You didn't have the money, Kagiso. -I had a plan. You
were suppose to trust me.
Oh? And what is this divine plan? Please, I'm, all ears.
I sold the car.
That's the plan.
Long before you sent the angel investor money, I sold it.
MaMbazo bought it for less than half its value.
Hey, babe.
Babe, please, can we just--
Baby.
-Hey, be careful. -Ouch!
-You okay? -I think it's broken.
No, you're fine. Let me help you up.
Hey, put pressure on the other foot, okay?
Easy, easy, easy.
-Ow… -Let me call for help, okay?
Oh, shit!
What? What's wrong? What? What? What? What?
We have no signal. We have no signal. We have no signal.
-Um, okay. -Shit, no.
Oh, great.
Um…
Uh, baby.
Hmm?
Where are we?
Ugh, Omphile!
Omphile, hello.
Katlego, please speak to your parents.
I just want my phone back.
Jeez, Omphile, relax. I have serious issues here.
Do you know the childhood trauma that this is causing?
Hmm? I'm going to be disfunctional.
Or I'm going to be toxic, oh!
I don't even know the kind of adult I'm going to be. I don't know.
Omphile, my phone is missing again.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, fine.
You're being such a pain. Fine, I'll talk to them, okay?
Omphile, my phone!
Katli.
Mme Meiki said she saw that Sicelo is having a baby.
Mme Meiki?
Does Mme Meiki have social media?
She follows FitCat2.0.
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm fine. My sister, I'm fine.
I mean, I have a man too, hey? It's so nice.
I'm speaking Xhosa: "Apha", "Kaloku". Hey?
I have a guy here, he's called Luyolo.
-Luyolo? -Luyolo?
Ew, man! Isn't that incest?
Yes.
You're a real Gen Z baby. Keeping the cows in the family.
Dude, that's gross as heck!
Dude. Bye.
What did you say?
-Ah, my sister. -Disappeared.
Nowhere. Gone.
Ah, this family's full of drama. The whole time I was like 'Wow! Wow! Wow!'
No man, now that I think about it. The Dzanas owe us. Mm-hm.
They owe us for letting Kagiso… marry their child.
-Uh-uh. -There's no way. Uh-uh, there's no way.
Khutso, you were right.
-I think we're definitely cursed. -One thing about Kagiso and Zoleka, they
-just love to disappear right through man. -Damn it.
Hey, I actually just saw Zoleka driving out.
-How? -She's lying this one!
-Why didn't you say anything? -Oh, I thought Zoleka is being
-Zoleka. You all know she's dramatic. -Mm.
So what's going on here? The negotiations, are they all done, huh?
-Where is Luyolo? -Uh-uh.
Katlego!
-Sorry, gosh. -Stop running away,
you can't just avoid us.
-You have to answer our questions, Dad. -Here they come.
Where are they, huh?
-There are more important matters at hand. -Just act normal.
Come on.
And what are you worried about? Rumours!
Hey, you Phathudis. Any updates on Zoleka?
I'm sure she went to see Kagiso at the lodge, Yeah.
Oh.
Enough is enough. We have to look for these
children and find them.
Let me get my bakkie. Uhm… Phatudis… you're all coming along.
Dad, Dad, no.
Huh-uh, huh-uh. Huh-uh, w-we're not done here, dad.
My son, you must listen.
You don't know everything.
There are lots of dangerous things happening in the Eastern Cape,
that you don't know about.
I'm going to look for and find my granddaughter, I swear it!
D-Dad. Why can't you just tell us if our mother is alive or not?
Dad!
Uh, Phatudis, follow me.
-Hey, hey, boy. Come here. -Dad, please answer us. Dad!
-Don't you run again! -Do you know anyone who has a car
that we can borrow? I don't have one.
-Yes. -Mm.
-Actually, I know somebody. -Ouch.
Yeah, I know somebody.
I think I have an idea,
Luyolo will lend you… his bakkie, isn't that right?
-I'm going to do what? -Yes, that's right.
So you know, just in case Zoleka returns here,
then he should be here.
And if Kagiso returns, I will also be here.
Right? Divide and conquer.
Yeah, um…
I'll stay behind.
-Yes. -I agree with Katlego.
Um…
Uh, well Phatudis, let's go man. Ah, no way man.
Wow, this is the last time. Next year, I'm not getting involved.
Yeah.
-You can strike me dead. -Okay.
Sure.
Drive safe.
Come with me.
Come here.
Wait, babe. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay? I'm sorry. -I mixed the names up. It will never happen again. -Mm-mm.
It's very simple.
You just need to tell me, are you in…
…or are you out?
Okay, I know I've been hot and cold.
But I've been saying, I like you.
And I think this whole thing will work.
Okay?
So?
Are you in or…
Luyolo, for crying out loud…
Things are going to be fine, babe.
I don't think it's broken, babe.
I can't believe you sold your car.
It's not even a year old.
Yeah, I know.
And you just did your seats.
-Yeah, I know. -You really love that car, babe.
And it's the one car that you've always wanted, and you traded in your old car so
-you could-- -Baby, babe.
I know.
Choosing you over that car was the easiest decision I've ever made.
I was going to tell you after the wedding, but…
…didn't even get a chance to do that because
you interfered as you normally do.
I'm not interfering. I'm just trying to help.
I need you to give me space.
Like…
give me space to be a man, to do right by you.
There's already enough space between us.
And I feel like I always have force things open in order for you to tell me things.
I don't even know how to support you anymore.
It hurt my feelings to find out from a make-up artist that you went and entered
The Capitalist.
I didn't tell you about that at first because I,
I wanted to get the deal for a surprise.
But once you found out, what happened?
You pulled a Zoleka.
You got involved with the pitch and told me what to do, what to say.
Took over everything.
I need you to just let me figure some things out on my own.
I know sometimes I go overboard…
but I just want to be part of your team.
So do I.
I'm sorry.
I know a lot of…
…this is my fault.
I don't feel like I'm good enough sometimes, babe.
It's just, it's not easy being…
with a woman like you. For a guy like me, it's… not easy.
You're a woman who has everything.
-It's just… -Babe.
I don't have everything, without you.
I've told you this before and I'll tell you again, Kagiso.
Money… is unimportant.
I believe in you.
I believed in you… the first time you told me your
plans about your business…
when I was still a struggling actress.
And I still believe in you now.
Now look at you.
You're going to get a two million rand investment.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I promise,
I'll do less… Zoleka-ing.
Yeah.
Yeah, that and maybe… couple's therapy?
Yeah.
Because I don't think any of this is actually normal.
No.
-No. -Can't be.
Okay, I love you and I love that we're talking, but can we please just get out of
-here? -Yeah.
Yup.
-Help. -Okay, babe. I got you. Here we go.
You okay?
Yeah.
-Ooo! Okay, Superman. -Mm-hm.
Don't worry, babe.
I'm going to find a way to get us out of here and we're going to get married.
No, it's bad.
-Huh? -Yeah, it's bad, really.
We searched all the rooms and Kagiso and Zoleka aren't there.
They never checked in. Imagine!
But I did speak to one of the staff members
who said that they saw them there.
They were walking that way, into the woods over there.
There?
-Over there. There. -Where?
I say let's get out there and look for them now. Phatudi's, follow us.
-Why does he keep saying that, though? -Let's just go.
-Just go. -I'm waiting here. I'm
not walking in these heels.
You know, this is not how I imagined my December would play out.
I know, I know, I know.
-But, everything will be okay. -No, you know. This
-doesn't happen in America. -You just need to be…
Of course.
Yeah.
Wait, dad.
Yes, Dad, wait up.
Dad.
Hey. So you guys are on your way to the airport?
Omphile, we have bigger problems right now.
-Bigger than what you're saying. -Mm.
Oh, Kagiso and Zoleka have gone missing.
Again?
No, wait. So does that mean you're
not coming home today?
Because the wedding is tomorrow and I need my phone.
So that's all you can think about? Omphile, my gosh!
-Omphile. -Listen to me.
Since you started talking to boys, you've become very rude.
-Oh my gosh! I'm not speaking to-- -Just keep quiet.
You disrespected us earlier saying that we are bad parents who don't listen.
-Yes. -Imagine!
-I wonder where I got that idea from. -Khutso.
Omphile!
-My data! It doesn't grow on trees. -Whatever, bye.
Unbelievable.
But, honey… we are good parents, right?
Yeah.
O-Okay, maybe we're not perfect, but… but we're trying.
-Y-Yeah.Yeah -Yeah.
Dad!
You see?
That stunt of yours, pretending to be a bride,
underneath a blanket and all…
on the sacred day of lobola.
-Just look, look now. Huh? -Answer him…
-No, no, no. No, please, please, please. -It's bad luck man. Eish.
Oh wow! Where the hell did you get this from?
I took it from the rooms while I was looking for Kagiso.
This actually reminds me of a time… when I was bonding over a drink with Tyler
-Perry. -Mm.
-No way. -Mm.
-You had drinks with Tyler? -Mm.
Madea?
Yeah, Madea.
Serious?
Yeah, well, you know I was just…
watching an online master class while drinking, but it's the same thing.
-Yeah, yeah, same thing. -As soon as I find Kagiso and Zoleka,
I'll just go right ahead and slap them the bloody R75.
No man, so they can go to Home Affairs
and sign already. Jeez.
-Dad, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Dad, wait.
Dad…
Just tell us t-the truth, Dad. Where is our mother?
He probably pushed her away exactly the same way that he did with us.
Your mother didn't want you anymore!
That's why she left.
Are you both happy now?
Are you satisfied? Are you?
-Dad, you are lying. -Wow! Hello, everyone.
Uh, I'm sorry…
I didn't realise you were looking for us.
Dad, for once in your life, can you just tell us the truth!
She never wanted to be a mother.
The problem is… that we can't trust a single
thing that you say, Daddy.
-Just tell the truth Daddy. -Okay fine, you don't believe me?
Then I'll just go home.
But on the day…
that you realise I was telling the truth and you're ready to hear all of it,
you call me.
-I'll come. -Wait.
You're going home?
Dad?
-S-Someone stop him, please. -Dad?
-Like…
Are we missing something? What the hell just happened?
-Um… -Langa?
Langa?
Langa, wha--
-I will-- -Auntie, come on!
Goodness!
Damn it.
Uh-uh. No, no, no.
Drink. Let's go, let's go. Come on.
Amo?
Let's just…
Slowly, baby. Let me help you.
Yeah, please.
If she is still alive, then why don't we just go see her then? And maybe…
No.
-She won't like that at all. No way. -How can you do this to us?
You can't keep us from our Mother, Daddy.
Don't bother yourself, Dad.
We'll look for her ourselves.
If you knew what I've done, the things that I've gone through…
for the both of you.
All for your protection.
Protection from what?
Do you have any idea about the life long trauma of a kid w-w-who was raised
without a mother?
The pain that comes from not having a mother who loves you?
Or Langa, you know, what about his pain?
He could've been raised by his grandmother.
Maybe she would even have helped me get away from Mom's beatings.
Granny would've protected me.
If you think that's true, let me show you all…
just how amazing all of your lives would've been, with her around.
Let's go. Get in the car.
All of you, come.
Should we follow him?
Mm-mm.
Let's stay.
Oh?
-They said we should stay. -Okay, we're going?
Hey wait!
Shit.
Wait for me. Remember I'm limping here!
-These pots are too heavy for you. -I know, right.
-Of course. -You do?
No, man.
Can you tell me what's taking you so long, while people are dying from hunger?
Huh?
And you know how your uncle gets when he's hungry.
He starts pitching storylines everywhere.
Let me fix your family a meal.
Like, really?
So now you and Luyolo…
Hey man, yes we are. So what?
Seriously?
Yeah, seriously.
So, wait a minute.
Oh! You wanted to get back at Sicelo, huh?
Hey now, Golide.
You can name-call all you want. I want to know what's up.
I'm not telling anything.
-Tell me, man! -No, man.
But Luyolo though, huh?
Huh?
What is it with you? Okay fine.
So it's fine for Sicelo to move on.
You celebrate him on social media with endless likes, views and million likes.
When I do it, it's a problem.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just hold on.
First of all, it's 'Hashtag Road to a Million'.
Secondly,
maybe you need to pause because these days you're angrier than usual and it
doesn't suit you. You need to EPL.
EPL?
Eat, Pray, Love.
It's a movie!
So you think your uncle is the only one who watches a movie?
Unbelievable. Wow!
-Wow, you have no shame, girl. -And it's none of your business.
The smell of desperation.
Uncle, break it down for me. What's the story with
Zoleka's grandmother?
Please… just leave it alone, my boy.
This right here's a dangerous situation.
I haven't seen a plot twist like this, since Senzo and Jason.
No… no… my goodness.
Wow!
Well this is just too much. Acting must run in the Dzana family,
shame.
Give them a script so they can act.
Imagine you go around pretending that your own wife is dead?
Oh, I've seen enough from them.
-Auntie, enough with the drama. My gosh. -What drama? My drama?
Oh, ha, here they are.
Hurry up.
Make it snappy.
Don't fall. Watch your--
-Watch your step. -Hey.
Hey.
-Uh, I'm coming. -Oh, I'm coming back.
-Mm-mm. -No, wait. You're going where?
Oh, Precious keeps calling me. I have no idea what to tell her.
No, tell her we'll be there. I mean our wedding was
supposed to start at 3. We can still make it right?
How, Kagiso?
While my family is fighting and I'll be limping down the aisle?
Oh, it looks like this will take a while. Zoleka, let's go, girl.
-Let's go. -Just a moment, Langa.
Um…
Kagiso, I-I think we should just
cancel the wedding.
Finally, you're making sense, baby, finally you're making sense.
You know what? Head off now, head off!
-Sit down, Doreen! -No, we don't need her
drama, this one's too much.
Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on… If it wasn't for Zoleka,
KG wouldn't even, like, be able to pay for the lobola because my girl gave him
-the money. -What?
-What? How? -Kagiso!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait, wait.
-Oh my goodness, what's going on here? -I beg your pardon?
What did you say?
My girl.
That ugly-looking auntie was coming for you,
and nobody comes for my friends unless I send them.
-Okay. Okay. -Zoleka, let's go!
-Okay, okay. -Wow, I swear…
-Let's go. Zoleka… -Okay.
Hey listen, girl.
Are you telling me that you paid for your own lobola?
Come on, Zo!
-Get out of here. -Wait, just a moment!
-The audacity! -Come on, man.
Useless, this one.
No man, Kagiso!
Listen, tell me the truth right now.
Did you let Zoleka pay her own lobola?
-No, man. Come on. Damn it! -Did you actually let her
pay for her own lobola?
This is truly unbelievable, I can't believe it, no ways.
I can't believe you! Ah, he's unbelievable, this one!
Ah, wow.
Oh no.
What can we say?
Zoleka, woah.
-Are we at the right place? -Maybe this is where she comes
to hang out with her friends.
Rosalina.
Oh my goodness. Mzwamadoda, what is it now?
-These are you children here. -Gosh! We've spoken about this before…
We've spoken about this, what's the matter now?
The children don't believe me.
-Mommy-- -Hey, hey.
Don't make a scene.
You see these people are watching.
Mama, Dad is saying that you abandoned us.
Mm, it's true.
Here's the thing, listen.
I never wanted children.
Guess who wanted them? This one.
Because I loved him, I gave him children.
How could you just abandon your children, though?
Just look at them.
They look great. They're all fine.
They're beautiful and on top of that…
there's lots of money.
You understand?
Maybe before you go, you'll buy me a six-pack or something
nice, for Christmas?
Hey man. Hey!
Is that seriously all that we're worth to you, is that all, Mama?
A six-pack?
A six-pack, Ma?
Oh! This is my jam! This is my jam!
You've seen for yourself.
It's enough now.
Hey, listen up.
Before you go…
Here's the thing…
Maybe if you don't mind, I'd like to stay dead.
Don't resurrect me.
You heard that I passed away?
Let us keep it that way.
Is it really necessary to be so cruel? And at your age, Grandma?
I shouldn't even call you Grandma.
Thank goodness you're not in their lives. They're better off without you.
Wait, is this Babalwa?
My goodness.
The way I see it, grandma…
you're the one who lost out here.
That man there is your own son…
is the best uncle any man could ever ask for.
Then there's your daughter, my mother.
A greater mom than you'll ever be.
You can't even dance.
Who are you again?
Kagiso.
Did you really let Zoleka pay for her own lobola?
Oh, my goodness!
-Which means she married herself. -My goodness! Uncle, I told you
that I didn't use that money.
I'd already sold my car by the time I got it.
How many times must I say it?
Oh, Kagiso.
Tell me, why are we acting like watchmen, sitting around?
Hey? Let's just go to the hotel. It's already morning.
I want to bath and I didn't even pack extra clothes.
We were meant to leave yesterday.
You go then, I'll wait for Zoleka. Nobody's stopping you from leaving.
Here they are now.
Khutso. Khutso! Here they are.
Goodness. You're all still here?
But baby it's our wedding day.
Everyone can go home.
There's no wedding taking place today.
Hey, hey, hey. Sorry, Mr Dzana, wait a minute.
Please just wait a minute.
Please, respectfully,
I'm not leaving without Zoleka as my wife.
Kagiso, we are tired. We just want to sleep now. We need to rest.
Please.
-Let's go. We've been going up and down. -Uh, gosh.
But, but--
Look, I know you're tired, but… Guys.
Goodness.
Gosh…
If last year taught us anything it's that…
there will always be drama with family,
but what's important is how we all show up for each other.
No matter what.
And just look we… we're all here.
I know that I've messed up, but I made a promise to Zoleka…
And I plan to do everything that I can to honour that promise…
because this woman here has chosen me and continues to choose me over and
over again.
I'm just asking for a chance to show her that I choose her too.
Kagiso is right.
Dad, I understand we've put you through a lot,
but look… we're still here.
This proves that there is nothing greater than love.
Yes, I know that love can sometimes feel frivolous or silly…
and not worth it because it hurts so bad.
But once you've found it,
once you feel it deep in your soul…
you can't just get away from it.
The most important thing I've learned about love is…
that everything won't always work out for you.
In the end, things will happen the way
they're meant to happen.
And that's okay.
Because look, we're here, now.
Which means,
Kagiso and I can still make this official.
Just without a white wedding, the lobola's enough.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
This…
This right here is the most important thing.
Bringing our families together… as one.
Well… you know the children are right.
Nothing is more important… than family.
This foundation we're trying to build,
relies on exactly that, on family.
Oh, I'm very sorry…
for all the lies I said.
But, I never stopped caring about you.
Just as I care about you now.
So what do you say?
Let's go on, and let's make this family bigger.
Let's do what the Dzanas do at their best.
Well spoken, Dad.
I know what you mean.
My child, I just want to say…
Let's give this day a happy ending.
The lobola negotiations are back on.
The negotiations are back on. Let's get married.
Thank you, Dad.
Come here. Oh, my daughter in law.
-Thank you, Mom. -I'm so happy.
Yes, thank you.
-Thank you, Sir. -I'm so proud of them…
Boy-Boy.
-Wow. -I know.
-Mm. -Mm.
-Yeah, yeah! -Just look at her!
We have a bride.
-Group hug, family! -Congratulations, my boy.
Gentlemen.
Oh hello, my sister.
Hello there.
Mm.
-Can we have a chat? -Mm.
-You're taking the brother away from us? -Yes.
That's right.
No, let's go talk.
-This sounds serious. -Yeah.
Uhm… I'm not over my ex.
Come on girl, you know I don't do well with games.
I'm serious.
It's just that this whole time, I've been… Katlego Shozi.
I haven't been Katlego Phatudi in a while.
Now I see that… I need to find myself again.
I need to Eat, Pray, Love.
Huh?
It's a movie about…
Actually, just forget it.
But listen, I'm sorry.
I really, really like you.
Mm-mm.
Don't worry, my love.
Once you've found yourself,
Ms Phatudi,
you know where to find me.
Bye.
Well, Dad. Well…
I have to say I'm really sorry for my behaviour over the last few days.
Years, in fact.
It's just that all these years I used to think you're the villain.
The thing is though, you are both parents now.
Now you'll always protect your children.
There may be times when you and them don't see eye to eye, but you'll protect them.
Dad, um…
Why didn't you tell us?
I don't know, you could have just told us,
that things have gotten so bad for all of us at home.
Well you know, what can I say?
I've always been a man… of action. Not all of this, blah, blah, blah,
of this words business.
No, that's not me. It's not who I am.
Well I guess that what you say…
and what you don't say…
it all makes a difference.
Otherwise, if you die without us having heard
the words you kept buried,
then we spend the rest of our lives haunted
by your silence, and not your absence.
You hear that? Now there's that fancy English that
I paid for. It was worth it, right?
That's some fancy English, my son.
No, man. You can consider me sold.
Go on!
You know these Phaduke. Who are they again?
-Phatudi. -Phatudi.
Oh, the Phatudi.
Oh, how I love them. I love them.
-That's how they are, Dad. -I've never had so much drama in
the space of just a week before.
-It's not a drama, it's a soap opera. -What did you call them, Dad?
-The Phakudes. -The P-Phakudes.
You see my love, this is one of the place you--
-Ahhh. Jay Z and Beyoncé. -Hey, you…
-Stop it, you. -Respectfully, I just want to
ask, give Omphile her phone back.
Hi, sister.
Huh?
She's bugging me!
And Mme Meiki asked you to buy her data.
Okay,
we were going to take the phone and give it back to her as soon as we get home.
We probably shouldn't have taken her phone.
But, okay, maybe… maybe we should phone her.
Phone her.
-Yeah. You're okay, right? -Okay.
Okay, bye.
Hello.
It's a video call.
-What? -It's a video call!
Oh!
When are you guys coming back?
Ahh, you guys owe me.
You only paid me once.
Just once!
Okay, we'll sponsor you with data for next month then.
Oh, oh. Thank you.
-Thanks. -Omphile.
We'll give you your phone as soon as we get home, okay?
We're sorry we took it in the first place.
You actually almost sabotaged my life. You were this close.
-It was only two days. Goodness, Omphi! -Not just when you a crush, Mama.
-What? Who? -Om-- Omphile, do you have a boyfriend?
Ma, there you go overreacting again.
I don't like boys.
Yeah.
I think I'm actually into girls.
And Tshidi is… who I wanted to invite to the wedding.
Uh, Omphile, my child.
We'll love whoever you love.
-Okay? -Okay. Okay, cool.
Yeah, like, hurry home now.
-Hurry. -Okay, baby.
Now.
Bye.
It's better…
-she won't be pregnant anytime soon. -So we're not cursed after all.
-Happy! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! -I'm liking this a lot. A lot, a lot,
alot. That's what I'm talking about.
We really brought this wedding together, hey?
-Mm. -Wow.
Doreen. Doreen, Doreen, Doreen…
Are you finally admitting,
and accepting that I, Godfrey, am a Phatudi?
Mm.
You're a Phatudi, when you need to be a Pathudi…
and when we need you to be a Pathudi.
-Hey, what are you doing? -You see, you--
Godfrey! One compliment and you want to
be touchy-feely, just lay off.
Damn it.
But you're family.
-Whatever. -Doreen.
You're annoying.
You see you.
To the best Best man and Maid of honour, ever.
And…
-to never doing it again, ever. -No, no. Definitely.
What?
Hey, but really… you're so hot, you know that.
You're also my type.
Do you really think so?
You're speaking my language.
For example.
Oh, quiet fellow…
The cows are quietly…
crossing the bridge quietly and the bull chases---
Let's go…
You're versatile.
-Oh, hey, Mrs Phatudi. -Hey.
Oh.
I like the sound of that.
Look at this, we've got kids running around. It's…
It's beautiful.
-Yeah. -It's actually official.
Yes and not really.
I mean, we do still have one more
thing that we need to do.
Okay.