1 00:00:02,079 --> 00:00:03,314 ♪ MTV. ♪ 2 00:00:13,857 --> 00:00:15,492 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:15,592 --> 00:00:17,861 CARTMAN: Ow. Ow! 4 00:00:17,961 --> 00:00:19,363 Ah, God! 5 00:00:19,463 --> 00:00:21,365 I'm just taking your blood pressure, Eric. 6 00:00:21,465 --> 00:00:23,033 It's too tight. Stop. 7 00:00:23,134 --> 00:00:24,601 (air hisses) 8 00:00:24,701 --> 00:00:26,470 Ms. Cartman, I'm extremely worried 9 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:28,305 about your son's health. 10 00:00:28,405 --> 00:00:30,307 His blood pressure, his cholesterol. 11 00:00:30,407 --> 00:00:32,309 I think it's time for some drastic measures 12 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:33,810 to bring down his weight. 13 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:35,846 Oh, God, here we go with this shit again. 14 00:00:35,946 --> 00:00:38,449 Doctor, we try to have Eric eat right and exercise, 15 00:00:38,549 --> 00:00:41,452 but it just doesn't seem to work for him. 16 00:00:41,552 --> 00:00:43,720 Well, there might be another answer. 17 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:46,690 Have you heard of semaglutides? 18 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:49,160 Semaglutides? 19 00:00:49,260 --> 00:00:51,128 They're the active ingredient in Ozempic, 20 00:00:51,228 --> 00:00:53,264 a drug originally made for people with diabetes 21 00:00:53,364 --> 00:00:54,931 but we've now discovered 22 00:00:55,031 --> 00:00:58,135 they can help obese people lose vast amounts of weight. 23 00:00:58,235 --> 00:01:00,504 Really? 24 00:01:00,604 --> 00:01:02,105 It's a whole new era of medicine. 25 00:01:02,206 --> 00:01:03,674 A miracle, really. 26 00:01:03,774 --> 00:01:07,678 Young man, how would you like to not be fat anymore? 27 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,316 Not be fat anymore? 28 00:01:12,416 --> 00:01:14,017 Me? 29 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,019 Not fat anymore? 30 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:18,155 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,459 Hey, guys! 32 00:01:22,559 --> 00:01:25,462 How's it going? Good to see you guys. 33 00:01:25,562 --> 00:01:27,364 Hey, Wendy, you want to know something? 34 00:01:27,464 --> 00:01:29,132 - What? - You're a dumb bitch. 35 00:01:29,233 --> 00:01:30,634 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 36 00:01:30,734 --> 00:01:32,603 You're a dumb bitch and you got saggy tits. 37 00:01:32,703 --> 00:01:34,671 Oh, yeah, Cartman? Well, you're a... 38 00:01:34,771 --> 00:01:37,040 You're a... (groans) 39 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,075 (laughs) Sweet! 40 00:01:39,176 --> 00:01:40,877 Oh, hey. Hey, Kyle. 41 00:01:40,977 --> 00:01:43,046 Kyle, guess what? You're a totally ugly ginger 42 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:44,848 and your religion is fucking bullshit. 43 00:01:44,948 --> 00:01:46,750 Oh, yeah? Well, you're a... 44 00:01:46,850 --> 00:01:49,586 You're a... uh... Damn it! 45 00:01:49,686 --> 00:01:52,456 (laughs) Yeah! Awesome! 46 00:01:52,556 --> 00:01:55,359 Hey, hello there, Pakistan. 47 00:01:55,459 --> 00:01:58,662 Your whole country is fucking dumb and it smells like ass. 48 00:01:58,762 --> 00:02:01,398 Okay, Pakistan? Why don't you get your shit together? 49 00:02:01,498 --> 00:02:02,666 (crowd booing) 50 00:02:02,766 --> 00:02:05,536 Oh, yeah? Well, you are normal person! 51 00:02:05,636 --> 00:02:08,872 You are... very average-looking. 52 00:02:08,972 --> 00:02:11,542 Fuck yeah, dawg. This is fucking nice! 53 00:02:11,642 --> 00:02:13,344 ♪ ♪ 54 00:02:13,444 --> 00:02:16,146 Wow. Could this really happen? 55 00:02:16,247 --> 00:02:19,383 Doctor, is it really true I can not be fat? 56 00:02:19,483 --> 00:02:21,452 It's really true, young man. 57 00:02:21,552 --> 00:02:23,987 How much do these new drugs cost? 58 00:02:24,087 --> 00:02:27,558 Well, they aren't cheap. It's about $1,200 a month. 59 00:02:27,658 --> 00:02:30,461 Oh, I don't know if we can afford that. 60 00:02:30,561 --> 00:02:31,795 Oh. All right. 61 00:02:31,895 --> 00:02:33,964 Well, never mind, Eric. Have a good day. 62 00:02:34,064 --> 00:02:35,399 Never mind? 63 00:02:35,499 --> 00:02:37,133 You can't just tell me there's a new miracle drug 64 00:02:37,234 --> 00:02:39,603 that'll make me not fat anymore, then say fucking "never mind"! 65 00:02:39,703 --> 00:02:41,505 Insurance companies only cover the medication 66 00:02:41,605 --> 00:02:43,240 for diabetes, not for weight loss. 67 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:45,676 So if you can't afford them, you're just kind of out of luck. 68 00:02:45,776 --> 00:02:48,979 Doctor, please, I've been fat my whole life. 69 00:02:49,079 --> 00:02:50,647 I hate how I look. 70 00:02:50,747 --> 00:02:54,718 Please, there has to be something you can do. 71 00:02:55,652 --> 00:02:57,020 (sighs) All right. 72 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,590 I'm gonna write you a prescription for Lizzo. 73 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:01,792 - Lizzo? - She's a really good singer 74 00:03:01,892 --> 00:03:03,827 who talks about body positivity and just being happy 75 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:05,228 with the way you look. 76 00:03:05,329 --> 00:03:07,264 I want you to listen to Lizzo five times a day 77 00:03:07,364 --> 00:03:09,300 and watch her videos just before bedtime. 78 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,835 Oh, and I'm afraid you'll have to be on Lizzo 79 00:03:11,935 --> 00:03:13,870 for the rest of your life. 80 00:03:14,705 --> 00:03:17,140 No! Lizzo, no! 81 00:03:18,775 --> 00:03:20,377 WOMAN: (screams) Oh, my God! 82 00:03:20,477 --> 00:03:22,546 REPORTER: A new weight-loss drug, one that's been described 83 00:03:22,646 --> 00:03:24,147 - as a game changer... - REPORTER 2: Patients with obesity 84 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,350 lost up to 17.5% of their body weight... 85 00:03:26,450 --> 00:03:28,652 MAN: The drug works by mimicking a naturally carried hormone 86 00:03:28,752 --> 00:03:30,253 that is released from the gut... 87 00:03:30,354 --> 00:03:32,188 ♪ Well, I'm going down to South Park ♪ 88 00:03:32,289 --> 00:03:35,326 ♪ Gonna have myself a time... ♪ 89 00:03:35,426 --> 00:03:37,093 WOMAN: One hot topic everyone in Hollywood 90 00:03:37,193 --> 00:03:39,229 still seems to be talking about is Ozempic. 91 00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:41,097 ♪ Yeah, I'm going down to South Park ♪ 92 00:03:41,197 --> 00:03:43,534 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind... ♪ 93 00:03:43,634 --> 00:03:45,235 WOMAN: Obesity is a biological condition... 94 00:03:45,336 --> 00:03:47,904 Are these new drugs a silver bullet for weight loss? 95 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:49,706 ♪ Heading on up to South Park ♪ 96 00:03:49,806 --> 00:03:52,275 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind... ♪ 97 00:03:52,376 --> 00:03:54,845 It will be the most lucrative drug ever made. 98 00:03:54,945 --> 00:03:57,714 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪ 99 00:03:57,814 --> 00:04:00,216 ♪ And meet some friends of mine. ♪ 100 00:04:02,486 --> 00:04:03,920 (woman screams) 101 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:19,302 Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going? 102 00:04:20,337 --> 00:04:22,038 I'm going to school. 103 00:04:22,138 --> 00:04:24,408 Not looking like that you aren't. 104 00:04:24,508 --> 00:04:26,477 Not looking like what? 105 00:04:26,577 --> 00:04:27,844 We've talked about this, Shelley. 106 00:04:27,944 --> 00:04:29,513 You don't go to school wearing shirts 107 00:04:29,613 --> 00:04:31,348 that show off your body like that. 108 00:04:31,448 --> 00:04:34,284 All the girls at school dress like this, Dad. 109 00:04:34,385 --> 00:04:36,086 Mom already said it was okay. 110 00:04:36,186 --> 00:04:39,956 - What? - It's really just the fashion now, Randy. 111 00:04:40,056 --> 00:04:41,658 I don't care if it's the fashion, 112 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:43,660 I don't want my innocent little daughter 113 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,697 going to school dressed like a cum whore. 114 00:04:46,797 --> 00:04:48,198 Go put on a different shirt. 115 00:04:48,298 --> 00:04:49,766 No. I don't have to. 116 00:04:49,866 --> 00:04:51,635 My body's not a distraction, it's perfect, 117 00:04:51,735 --> 00:04:53,504 and you can't tell me what to do. 118 00:04:53,604 --> 00:04:55,606 You're gonna get stared at all day. 119 00:04:55,706 --> 00:04:57,608 Little boys are perverts. 120 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:59,643 Mom already said I could wear it! 121 00:04:59,743 --> 00:05:01,645 (nasally): Mom already said I could wear it! 122 00:05:01,745 --> 00:05:03,079 You're stupid. 123 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:04,915 The school says girls can wear shirts like this 124 00:05:05,015 --> 00:05:06,450 so I can do what I want! 125 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:08,351 (regular voice): Okay, cool, then maybe I'll just wear 126 00:05:08,452 --> 00:05:11,422 whatever I want to school to come pick you up later! 127 00:05:11,522 --> 00:05:12,923 Go ahead! 128 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:15,225 Ugh. 129 00:05:15,325 --> 00:05:18,629 She's gonna be fine, Randy. She's just growing up. 130 00:05:18,729 --> 00:05:20,330 Oh, she's gonna be fine? 131 00:05:20,431 --> 00:05:22,633 Okay. Mark my words. 132 00:05:22,733 --> 00:05:26,036 If you walk around wearing a shirt that exposes your belly, 133 00:05:26,136 --> 00:05:27,938 you end up with a bad group of people 134 00:05:28,038 --> 00:05:29,806 doing a bunch of drugs. 135 00:05:29,906 --> 00:05:32,042 You'll see. 136 00:05:35,579 --> 00:05:37,814 ♪ ♪ 137 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,785 Randy was really upset, but I don't know, 138 00:05:41,885 --> 00:05:43,654 I just don't see what the big deal is. 139 00:05:43,754 --> 00:05:46,122 Do you let Wendy wear crop tops to school? 140 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:47,357 Yeah, sometimes. 141 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:49,025 I think it's fine when girls wear them. 142 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:51,127 What I can't stand is all the middle-aged moms 143 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:53,129 wearing them now 'cause they're all on Ozempic. 144 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:56,467 - Who's on Ozempic? - Oh, Butter's mom, Craig's mom. 145 00:05:56,567 --> 00:05:58,835 A bunch of women use it to lose that last five pounds 146 00:05:58,935 --> 00:06:01,004 and show off their stomachs. 147 00:06:01,104 --> 00:06:03,006 Oh, hey, guys. How's it going? 148 00:06:03,106 --> 00:06:04,708 Just getting some coffee? 149 00:06:04,808 --> 00:06:07,410 Hi, Linda. You're, uh, looking good. 150 00:06:07,511 --> 00:06:09,379 Oh, yeah, you know, just working out a lot, 151 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,314 doing Pilates and stuff. 152 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,749 Uh-huh, sure. 153 00:06:12,849 --> 00:06:14,718 Kind of cold out, isn't it, Linda? 154 00:06:14,818 --> 00:06:16,219 Oh, no, I'm not cold. 155 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:18,021 Not with all the running I'm doing lately 156 00:06:18,121 --> 00:06:20,156 - to work on my core. - Hey, ladies. 157 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:22,292 Boy, it sure is chilly out this morning, huh? 158 00:06:22,392 --> 00:06:25,596 Yeah, I sure hope summer comes soon. 159 00:06:25,696 --> 00:06:27,798 Yeah, uh, we, uh, we got to get going. 160 00:06:27,898 --> 00:06:29,966 We'll see you guys around. 161 00:06:30,066 --> 00:06:32,102 Linda, you look really good. 162 00:06:32,202 --> 00:06:34,070 Which obesity drugs are you taking? 163 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:36,907 Drugs? I-I'm not taking any drugs. 164 00:06:37,007 --> 00:06:38,842 I'm just hiking and lifting weights. 165 00:06:38,942 --> 00:06:41,211 Oh, Linda, you don't have to be shy with us. 166 00:06:41,311 --> 00:06:44,414 I'm using Ozempic and Laura's using Mounjaro. 167 00:06:44,515 --> 00:06:46,016 Come on, what are you on? 168 00:06:46,116 --> 00:06:49,820 Oh, well, the truth is, Ozempic gave me the shits 169 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,788 so I switched to Zepbound. 170 00:06:51,888 --> 00:06:53,557 Ooh, Zepbound's the same as Mounjaro, 171 00:06:53,657 --> 00:06:55,992 but you don't have to have the diabetes to get it, right? 172 00:06:56,092 --> 00:06:58,762 Yeah, I think Zepbound is the one Tweek's mom is doing. 173 00:06:58,862 --> 00:07:00,931 Who had the half-caff venti chai latte? 174 00:07:01,031 --> 00:07:02,699 Oh, that's me. 175 00:07:02,799 --> 00:07:03,967 Listen, girls, we're doing the party 176 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:05,368 at my house this afternoon, okay? 177 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:08,204 - Okay, sounds good. - The-the party? 178 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:11,041 Yeah, you know, the obesity drugs are so hard to get, 179 00:07:11,141 --> 00:07:13,610 all the girls meet up and share drugs and talk about them. 180 00:07:13,710 --> 00:07:16,146 - You got to come. - Okay, I will. 181 00:07:16,246 --> 00:07:18,749 (laughter) 182 00:07:18,849 --> 00:07:21,084 ♪ ♪ 183 00:07:22,519 --> 00:07:23,854 Hey, Kyle. 184 00:07:23,954 --> 00:07:25,556 Kyle, can you come talk to Eric for a minute? 185 00:07:25,656 --> 00:07:26,823 He's really upset. 186 00:07:26,923 --> 00:07:28,792 Cartman's upset? So what? 187 00:07:28,892 --> 00:07:30,794 He's been crying all day and now he's just sitting 188 00:07:30,894 --> 00:07:33,129 on the merry-go-round all by himself. 189 00:07:33,229 --> 00:07:35,265 ♪ ♪ 190 00:07:40,837 --> 00:07:42,072 (sniffles) 191 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:43,774 What's wrong with you? 192 00:07:43,874 --> 00:07:45,441 (sniffles) 193 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:46,943 Nothing. 194 00:07:48,579 --> 00:07:51,014 Okay, Cartman, obviously something's wrong. 195 00:07:51,114 --> 00:07:53,784 (sniffles) I'm just fat. 196 00:07:53,884 --> 00:07:55,786 And I'm always gonna be fat. 197 00:07:55,886 --> 00:07:58,088 (sniffles) 198 00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:00,356 Is this a trick? 199 00:08:00,456 --> 00:08:01,892 I'm just... 200 00:08:01,992 --> 00:08:03,794 there's these new medications that can treat obesity, 201 00:08:03,894 --> 00:08:05,762 but my mom can't afford them. 202 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:09,499 I'm-I'm just a poor, fat kid. 203 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,202 Poor little fat kid. 204 00:08:12,302 --> 00:08:14,705 Okay, Cartman, if your doctor wants to put you on medication, 205 00:08:14,805 --> 00:08:16,339 your insurance will pay for it. 206 00:08:16,439 --> 00:08:19,475 No, they said the insurance won't pay for it 'cause, um, 207 00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:21,477 they're kind of new drugs, and so the only people 208 00:08:21,578 --> 00:08:24,514 that can get them are people who can pay 1,200 bucks a month 209 00:08:24,615 --> 00:08:27,017 and the rest of us get this. 210 00:08:27,117 --> 00:08:29,419 - What's this? - It's a prescription for Lizzo. 211 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:32,488 Rich people get Ozempic, poor people get body positivity. 212 00:08:32,589 --> 00:08:34,825 They can't just give medication to rich people. 213 00:08:34,925 --> 00:08:36,259 Well, that's what they're doing. 214 00:08:36,359 --> 00:08:37,928 Well, did you talk to the insurance company? 215 00:08:38,028 --> 00:08:39,262 Did you file a claim? 216 00:08:39,362 --> 00:08:40,864 Let's go down there and talk to them. 217 00:08:40,964 --> 00:08:42,565 See? I knew Kyle could help. 218 00:08:42,666 --> 00:08:44,601 When it comes to your health, you got to be tough, dude. 219 00:08:44,701 --> 00:08:47,938 You got to have some fucking willpower, okay? 220 00:08:48,038 --> 00:08:50,941 (sniffles) Okay. 221 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:53,109 (school bell rings) 222 00:08:59,650 --> 00:09:01,818 Oh, hey! Hey, Shelley! 223 00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:04,788 Over here, Shelley. 224 00:09:04,888 --> 00:09:06,857 Yeah, right here. It's Dad! 225 00:09:06,957 --> 00:09:08,725 I'm here to pick you up! 226 00:09:08,825 --> 00:09:10,827 Oh, my God. 227 00:09:10,927 --> 00:09:12,729 Oh, what? What's the problem, Shelley? 228 00:09:12,829 --> 00:09:16,066 Come on, sweetheart. Daddy's just here to get you! 229 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:19,302 Tweek, come on, let's go, honey. Get your stuff. 230 00:09:20,637 --> 00:09:23,339 Oh, hey, Randy. Look at you. 231 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:24,775 Huh? 232 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:28,211 So, you're, uh, you're doing the thing, too, huh? 233 00:09:28,311 --> 00:09:30,380 - Doing-doing what thing? - Oh, come on, 234 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,582 we can all be honest with each other. 235 00:09:32,683 --> 00:09:34,084 Those of us that can afford it 236 00:09:34,184 --> 00:09:36,787 have nothing to be ashamed of, right? 237 00:09:36,887 --> 00:09:40,323 You're, uh, you're into the drugs? 238 00:09:40,423 --> 00:09:43,526 - Well, yeah, I'm into drugs. - Yeah, me, too. 239 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,996 - Whoa, really? - Yeah, I love them. 240 00:09:46,096 --> 00:09:48,732 Well, I'm more into drugs than probably anyone in this town. 241 00:09:48,832 --> 00:09:50,200 Well, then, what are you doing? 242 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,635 - You got to come join the group. - There's a group? 243 00:09:52,736 --> 00:09:54,805 Yeah, a bunch of the girls, we get together and talk 244 00:09:54,905 --> 00:09:57,107 about all the different drugs and where we can get them. 245 00:09:57,207 --> 00:09:59,409 They're way harder to get these days. 246 00:09:59,509 --> 00:10:02,112 At Laura Tucker's house tomorrow, lunch. 247 00:10:02,212 --> 00:10:05,315 Come hang with the girls and we can share drugs. 248 00:10:13,356 --> 00:10:16,392 BUTTERS: Wow, look at this place. 249 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:19,629 Well, hello there. Looking to get some insurance? 250 00:10:19,730 --> 00:10:22,165 No. My friend's mom already has insurance with your company. 251 00:10:22,265 --> 00:10:24,600 Oh, great. You're here to pay your bill. 252 00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:26,669 No, no, we're not here to give you money. 253 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:29,005 We're here to file a claim for my friend's medication. 254 00:10:29,105 --> 00:10:30,874 Oh, you want money from us. 255 00:10:30,974 --> 00:10:32,642 Right through that door over there. 256 00:10:36,312 --> 00:10:38,348 (printer whirring) 257 00:10:39,382 --> 00:10:40,650 Hello. 258 00:10:40,751 --> 00:10:43,086 We want to file a claim to get my friend's 259 00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:44,454 weight-loss drugs paid for. 260 00:10:44,554 --> 00:10:46,957 Oh, okay. 261 00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:58,935 Do you want to know his policy number or anything? 262 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:03,673 Let me-- let me just speak with our medical director first. 263 00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:19,222 Yeah, yeah, okay. 264 00:11:20,957 --> 00:11:23,359 Sorry, but we don't pay for medicines for obesity 265 00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:24,828 because it's not a disease. 266 00:11:24,928 --> 00:11:26,462 Who was that? 267 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:28,498 That was the medical director. 268 00:11:28,598 --> 00:11:30,266 The medical director decides what claims are valid 269 00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:31,601 for us to pay for. 270 00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:32,903 But you didn't say who the patient was 271 00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:34,137 and what was wrong with him. 272 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:36,840 Right. The medical director's job 273 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:38,508 is just to say no. 274 00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:41,577 Look, my friend's mom has been paying you people for years, 275 00:11:41,677 --> 00:11:44,547 and his doctor says his weight is a medical concern, 276 00:11:44,647 --> 00:11:47,217 and obesity is a disease. Oprah Winfrey says so! 277 00:11:47,317 --> 00:11:50,320 Okay, okay, calm down. Calm... down. 278 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,722 I didn't realize I was dealing with someone 279 00:11:52,823 --> 00:11:54,224 who had so much determination. 280 00:11:54,324 --> 00:11:55,926 If you do a little more work, I think we can get 281 00:11:56,026 --> 00:11:57,327 your medications paid for. 282 00:11:57,427 --> 00:11:58,862 W-We can? 283 00:11:58,962 --> 00:12:00,696 Yeah, you see, the doctors and the pharmaceutical companies 284 00:12:00,797 --> 00:12:03,199 and the insurance companies all kind of work together. 285 00:12:03,299 --> 00:12:05,435 So all you have to do is navigate 286 00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:07,770 the American health care system. 287 00:12:08,905 --> 00:12:11,707 ♪ ♪ 288 00:12:11,808 --> 00:12:13,944 BUTTERS: * We're gonna navigate the American ♪ 289 00:12:14,044 --> 00:12:15,711 ♪ Health care system ♪ 290 00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:17,147 ♪ It's there for you and me ♪ 291 00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,348 Just fill out these forms. 292 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:19,682 ♪ We're gonna get better ♪ 293 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,117 ♪ And we're gonna be strong ♪ 294 00:12:21,217 --> 00:12:23,219 ♪ And as healthy as can be ♪ 295 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:24,520 I need to send you to Imaging. 296 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,256 ♪ Let's navigate the American ♪ 297 00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:27,290 ♪ Health care system ♪ 298 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:28,791 Just fill out these forms. 299 00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:30,593 I just-- I just filled 'em out at the last place. 300 00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:33,096 ♪ It's so much fun to be getting it done ♪ 301 00:12:33,196 --> 00:12:34,764 I can't sign this for insurance. 302 00:12:34,865 --> 00:12:36,366 His original doctor needs to sign this. 303 00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:38,334 ♪ We go back to the doctor ♪ 304 00:12:38,434 --> 00:12:40,070 ♪ To get that thing for insurance ♪ 305 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,838 ♪ Then go back to insurance... ♪ 306 00:12:41,938 --> 00:12:44,374 (printer whirring) 307 00:12:48,711 --> 00:12:50,346 We need you to get a second opinion 308 00:12:50,446 --> 00:12:52,883 - from a doctor who's in network. - Ugh. 309 00:12:52,983 --> 00:12:56,219 ♪ We're navigating the American health care system ♪ 310 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:59,022 ♪ Now just watch us go ♪ 311 00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:02,358 ♪ We're getting things done, taking care of our health... ♪ 312 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:03,960 We need these filled out and then faxed 313 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,261 to your insurance company. 314 00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:06,897 ♪ We're filling out forms ♪ 315 00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:08,631 ♪ And we're scanning those forms ♪ 316 00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,300 ♪ And then we're emailing those forms ♪ 317 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,935 ♪ To get them back to insurance. ♪ 318 00:13:12,035 --> 00:13:14,237 (printer whirring) 319 00:13:18,408 --> 00:13:21,011 We need confirmation from a different specialist. 320 00:13:21,111 --> 00:13:23,513 ♪ Let's go and navigate the American ♪ 321 00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:25,048 ♪ Health care system ♪ 322 00:13:25,148 --> 00:13:27,951 ♪ It's the best system of them all... ♪ 323 00:13:28,051 --> 00:13:29,452 No, we already talked to the insurance company. 324 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:30,921 They were supposed to talk to you. 325 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,023 ♪ And we go back to the doctor ♪ 326 00:13:33,123 --> 00:13:34,857 ♪ We go back to the specialist ♪ 327 00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:36,526 ♪ Who talks to the insurance company ♪ 328 00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:38,028 ♪ That faxes the medical advisor ♪ 329 00:13:38,128 --> 00:13:39,695 ♪ Who's on a boat in the Maldives ♪ 330 00:13:39,795 --> 00:13:41,531 - No. - ♪ And were going in one place ♪ 331 00:13:41,631 --> 00:13:42,765 ♪ And we're coming out the other place ♪ 332 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,234 ♪ And we're back over here now ♪ 333 00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:46,002 ♪ And I was just over there ♪ 334 00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:47,837 ♪ And I'm getting confused, and it's getting dark ♪ 335 00:13:47,938 --> 00:13:49,372 ♪ And my mind is all different colors ♪ 336 00:13:49,472 --> 00:13:50,873 ♪ And I think I'm lost. ♪ 337 00:13:50,974 --> 00:13:52,375 (echoing): Hey, fellas, I think I'm lost 338 00:13:52,475 --> 00:13:53,776 in the American health care system. 339 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,545 Fellas? Fellas?! 340 00:13:55,645 --> 00:13:57,547 Help! 341 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:02,252 So my doctor says, "I don't think you really need 342 00:14:02,352 --> 00:14:03,719 "these drugs, Mrs. Stotch. 343 00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:05,555 They're more for people with morbid obesity." 344 00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:08,391 I was like, "I have to be in a bikini on Wednesday. 345 00:14:08,491 --> 00:14:10,493 You can morbid obesity my ass." 346 00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:12,362 I heard most doctors will still prescribe 347 00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:13,863 the ten milligram Zepbound shots. 348 00:14:13,964 --> 00:14:15,932 No, they're cracking down on those, too, because 349 00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:18,901 - people with diabetes need it. - (doorbell rings) 350 00:14:20,603 --> 00:14:22,505 Hey! 351 00:14:23,773 --> 00:14:25,108 Oh, hey, Randy. 352 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:27,177 Girls, Randy says he has a hookup 353 00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:28,878 on some really good shit. 354 00:14:28,979 --> 00:14:30,646 - Oh, wow, let me get some of that. - (excited chatter) 355 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,883 Welcome to the club, Randy. Which drugs are you on? 356 00:14:33,984 --> 00:14:35,285 Well, I'm on whatever. 357 00:14:35,385 --> 00:14:37,954 I brought a little appetizer for everybody. 358 00:14:38,054 --> 00:14:40,156 Everyone. Everyone, 359 00:14:40,256 --> 00:14:41,691 we have a little surprise for you all. 360 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:44,594 So, Alexis Testaburger just decided 361 00:14:44,694 --> 00:14:46,196 to start taking the drugs. 362 00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:48,364 She went to Mexico and was able to get 363 00:14:48,464 --> 00:14:51,301 a 12-injection sample through customs. 364 00:14:51,401 --> 00:14:52,935 Party time, guys. 365 00:14:53,036 --> 00:14:54,770 - No way. - How can you get it? - How much can you get? 366 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,539 - Oh, my God. - How much is it? - I need it now. 367 00:14:56,639 --> 00:15:01,477 - Oh, I want some. - I need it now. - I'm all out. 368 00:15:03,013 --> 00:15:04,247 Here you go, Randy. 369 00:15:04,347 --> 00:15:06,449 Oh, thanks, yeah. 370 00:15:06,549 --> 00:15:08,985 That's, uh, yeah, awesome. 371 00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:12,955 Is something wrong, Randy? 372 00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:15,525 No. No, I'm not a-scared. 373 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:16,959 Well, go ahead, Randy. 374 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:21,831 ALL (chanting): Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! 375 00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:23,966 ♪ ♪ 376 00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:26,969 Bravo! 377 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,671 (all cheer) 378 00:15:28,771 --> 00:15:31,274 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy... 379 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:34,544 ♪ Cry, little sister ♪ 380 00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:37,513 ♪ Thou shall not fall ♪ 381 00:15:37,613 --> 00:15:41,151 - (indistinct chatter, laughter) - ♪ Come, come to your brother ♪ 382 00:15:41,251 --> 00:15:44,454 ♪ Thou shall not die ♪ 383 00:15:44,554 --> 00:15:47,557 ♪ Unchain me, sister ♪ 384 00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:50,660 ♪ Thou shall not fear ♪ 385 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,696 ♪ Love is with your brother ♪ 386 00:15:53,796 --> 00:15:59,702 ♪ Thou shall not kill ♪ 387 00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:01,037 WHISPERING VOICE: Randy... 388 00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:05,508 Randy... 389 00:16:19,322 --> 00:16:21,191 Oh, you're finally up. 390 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,025 You got home late last night. 391 00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:24,627 Oh, uh, yeah. 392 00:16:24,727 --> 00:16:28,098 I was just out doing some hiking. 393 00:16:28,198 --> 00:16:30,166 You were hiking at night? 394 00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:32,935 Yeah, I was hiking really a lot. 395 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,970 Well, here, I made you some bacon and eggs. 396 00:16:35,071 --> 00:16:37,940 Uh, no, thanks. I'm really not that hungry. 397 00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:45,915 Towelie. Towelie. You're not gonna believe this. 398 00:16:46,015 --> 00:16:49,385 Dude, have you ever done GLP-1 peptides? 399 00:16:49,485 --> 00:16:51,221 GLP pep what now? 400 00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:53,656 There's these new, crazy drugs people are doing. 401 00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:56,359 It's like cocaine and molly mixed together. 402 00:16:56,459 --> 00:16:58,294 They make women go crazy. 403 00:16:58,394 --> 00:16:59,462 No, really? 404 00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:01,997 Yeah. Last night I was partying 405 00:17:02,098 --> 00:17:03,433 with nine hot MILFs, 406 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,568 and this morning I woke up, and guess what. 407 00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:07,337 I don't feel like total shit. 408 00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:09,004 It's like a miracle drug. 409 00:17:09,105 --> 00:17:11,907 You partied all night and felt fine the next morning? 410 00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:13,276 Totally fine. 411 00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:14,910 There's, like, nothing wrong with me. 412 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:17,780 Wow. You want half a breakfast burrito? 413 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,749 No, I'm good. I seriously thought 414 00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:21,151 maybe I couldn't do hard drugs anymore 415 00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:23,353 'cause of all the downsides the next day, 416 00:17:23,453 --> 00:17:24,987 but this, like, changes everything. 417 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,557 There's another rager at Mable Thompson's house tomorrow. 418 00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:29,892 I can't fuckin' wait. 419 00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:38,134 Stan, Kenny, we need your help. 420 00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:39,669 Hey, where have you guys been? 421 00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:42,338 We've been out navigating the American health care system. 422 00:17:42,438 --> 00:17:43,873 I almost died. 423 00:17:43,973 --> 00:17:46,075 It's so fucked up, you guys don't even understand. 424 00:17:46,176 --> 00:17:47,343 What's fucked up? 425 00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:48,678 They just purposely make it difficult 426 00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:49,945 for people to pay for what they need. 427 00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:51,714 The insurance companies, the hospitals 428 00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:53,383 and the drug companies, they're making obesity drugs 429 00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:56,586 more expensive in America than anywhere else in the world. 430 00:17:56,686 --> 00:17:58,120 There are celebrities and rich people 431 00:17:58,221 --> 00:17:59,855 using these new drugs to lose a few extra pounds, 432 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,524 and meanwhile, Cartman's fat as fuck 433 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:03,559 - and can't get any help. - Dude, what do you want us 434 00:18:03,659 --> 00:18:04,994 - to do about it? - Yeah. 435 00:18:05,094 --> 00:18:06,996 I was watching a bunch of videos online. 436 00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:09,765 They show how you can order raw semaglutide from a factory 437 00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:11,601 in India and mix your own injections 438 00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,135 for next to nothing. 439 00:18:13,236 --> 00:18:15,205 You mean, like, we're gonna get powder from India, 440 00:18:15,305 --> 00:18:18,441 and make it into obesity shots for Cartman ourselves? 441 00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,476 Who needs hospitals and insurance 442 00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:23,479 when we have TikTok and YouTube? 443 00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:26,616 ♪ ♪ 444 00:18:32,188 --> 00:18:35,691 ♪ It's my life, whatever I wanna do ♪ 445 00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,460 ♪ It's my life ♪ 446 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,128 ♪ Wherever I wanna go ♪ 447 00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:46,168 ♪ It's my life, whom I wanna love, uh-oh ♪ 448 00:18:46,269 --> 00:18:50,373 ♪ It's my life, whatever I wanna talk ♪ 449 00:18:50,473 --> 00:18:54,043 ♪ It's my life, wherever I wanna walk ♪ 450 00:18:54,143 --> 00:18:55,811 ♪ It's my life ♪ 451 00:18:55,911 --> 00:19:00,683 ♪ Whom I wanna leave, uh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 452 00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:05,087 The semiglutides are here! 453 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,391 ♪ People think that I'm somewhat mental ♪ 454 00:19:08,491 --> 00:19:12,795 ♪ They don't know I am very sentimental ♪ 455 00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:14,297 ♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 456 00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:15,831 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 457 00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:19,902 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 458 00:19:20,002 --> 00:19:21,571 ♪ ♪ 459 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,616 ♪ ♪ 460 00:19:36,085 --> 00:19:38,087 Is something wrong with the food, Randy? 461 00:19:38,187 --> 00:19:41,156 No, no, it was great. 462 00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:42,925 You're done? 463 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:44,494 You want to just skip to dessert? 464 00:19:44,594 --> 00:19:45,528 I made your favorite pie. 465 00:19:45,628 --> 00:19:47,730 Ooh, pie? 466 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,132 Yeah, maybe later. 467 00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:55,438 Kids, can you leave the table so I can have a talk 468 00:19:55,538 --> 00:19:56,872 with your father? 469 00:19:56,972 --> 00:20:00,776 What? What'd I do? Don't leave. 470 00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:04,880 Randy, I think I know what's going on. 471 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,316 You do? 472 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:09,485 Yeah. You keep saying you're going to the gym 473 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:13,088 and doing Pilates, but then you aren't eating anything. 474 00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:16,225 Are you doing those new drugs everyone's doing? 475 00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:19,662 What? Oh, my God. 476 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:21,263 What? Sharon. 477 00:20:21,364 --> 00:20:24,099 I am not doing drugs. 478 00:20:24,199 --> 00:20:25,768 Just be honest, Randy. 479 00:20:25,868 --> 00:20:28,904 Sharon, I smoke weed and drink beer. That's it. 480 00:20:29,004 --> 00:20:32,642 I can't believe you would even think I would-- 481 00:20:32,742 --> 00:20:35,578 - Sharon! - Then how are you not eating? 482 00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:36,946 What--? I ate. 483 00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:38,948 Just 'cause I don't eat as much as you. 484 00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:41,116 Just 'cause I'm doing Pilates, working out and stuff. 485 00:20:41,216 --> 00:20:43,353 Sorry, I don't eat as much as you do. 486 00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:46,389 I'm just trying to be better. Not on drugs. 487 00:20:46,489 --> 00:20:48,591 Why would you even suggest that I'm doing drugs? 488 00:20:48,691 --> 00:20:50,159 Are you drunk? 489 00:20:51,561 --> 00:20:53,796 ♪ ♪ 490 00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:16,819 (doorbell rings) 491 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,455 Randy. 492 00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:21,424 Thank God. We have a big problem. 493 00:21:21,524 --> 00:21:23,258 There's no more drugs! 494 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,994 No more drugs? 495 00:21:25,094 --> 00:21:27,029 - Do you have any? - Well, no. 496 00:21:27,129 --> 00:21:29,599 - I thought you guys always had plenty-- - Shit. 497 00:21:29,699 --> 00:21:31,233 Randy doesn't have any either. 498 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,703 - Oh, no. - No, no, no, no. - Goddamn it. 499 00:21:33,803 --> 00:21:35,438 We've been totally cut off. 500 00:21:35,538 --> 00:21:36,872 W-W-What, what happened? 501 00:21:36,972 --> 00:21:38,841 There's been a nationwide crackdown 502 00:21:38,941 --> 00:21:40,109 because doctors are saying 503 00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:42,177 some people are abusing the drugs. 504 00:21:42,277 --> 00:21:44,680 Well, what else are you supposed to do with drugs? 505 00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:46,616 What are we gonna do? 506 00:21:46,716 --> 00:21:48,250 I know what we should do. 507 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,986 Let's go knock off a pharmacy. They have plenty of drugs. 508 00:21:51,086 --> 00:21:52,388 - Good idea. - Yeah. - Yes. 509 00:21:52,488 --> 00:21:53,989 I know for a fact 510 00:21:54,089 --> 00:21:55,858 the pharmacy on Tanner Street has a whole new supply. 511 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:57,627 So we'll break in and take 'em. 512 00:21:57,727 --> 00:21:59,161 (overlapping agreements) 513 00:21:59,261 --> 00:22:00,830 - We can do it. - Yes. - Uh, I think, ladies, 514 00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:02,598 we can get in a lot of trouble for doing that. 515 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,066 That's right. 516 00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,836 So we have to make sure nobody knows it's us. 517 00:22:12,007 --> 00:22:14,577 Nobody move. This is a holdup. 518 00:22:14,677 --> 00:22:16,579 Stay calm and nobody gets hurt. 519 00:22:16,679 --> 00:22:18,013 Keep your hands up. 520 00:22:18,113 --> 00:22:19,949 This will all be over soon. 521 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,218 Go make sure the back doors are locked. 522 00:22:23,318 --> 00:22:25,688 Ah... Okay. God. 523 00:22:25,788 --> 00:22:27,923 Oh, come on, Mrs. Tucker, Mrs. Neely, 524 00:22:28,023 --> 00:22:29,291 how many times do I have to tell you 525 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,993 these drugs aren't meant for people like you. 526 00:22:31,093 --> 00:22:33,095 How do you even know who we are? 527 00:22:33,195 --> 00:22:35,230 Because you ladies can't help but expose your stomachs 528 00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:38,033 everywhere you go, no matter how inappropriate it is. Ah! 529 00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:41,336 Come on, get the drugs and let's get out of here. 530 00:22:41,437 --> 00:22:42,872 That's all of it. 531 00:22:42,972 --> 00:22:44,607 - All right, come on. Let's go. - All right. Come on. 532 00:22:44,707 --> 00:22:46,175 - Let's go! - Let's get out of here. - Let's go. Let's go. 533 00:22:46,275 --> 00:22:47,843 Hey, there's some OxyContin and Vicodin, 534 00:22:47,943 --> 00:22:49,344 should I grab that, too? 535 00:22:51,681 --> 00:22:53,282 No? 536 00:22:57,386 --> 00:22:59,188 (whirring) 537 00:23:02,057 --> 00:23:04,126 All right, that should be good. Kill the switch. 538 00:23:04,226 --> 00:23:07,062 - (clicks) - Okay, Kenny, bring over the injector. 539 00:23:12,334 --> 00:23:13,368 It's done? 540 00:23:14,336 --> 00:23:15,505 It's done. 541 00:23:15,605 --> 00:23:17,039 You know, Cartman, this could be dangerous. 542 00:23:17,139 --> 00:23:18,574 If you don't want to-- 543 00:23:18,674 --> 00:23:21,376 To hell with danger. This can change my life, Kyle. 544 00:23:22,645 --> 00:23:24,179 Let's do it. 545 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,481 Kenny. 546 00:23:29,351 --> 00:23:30,753 Well... 547 00:23:32,488 --> 00:23:33,889 Here it goes, guys. 548 00:23:41,664 --> 00:23:42,832 Cartman? 549 00:23:42,932 --> 00:23:44,700 Do you feel anything? 550 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,836 I think so. 551 00:23:46,936 --> 00:23:48,604 - Get me some Cocoa Puffs. - What? 552 00:23:48,704 --> 00:23:50,239 I need to make a cereal bomb. 553 00:23:50,339 --> 00:23:53,108 Get me Cocoa Puffs, Cap'n Crunch and a bucket of KFC. Hurry. 554 00:24:04,554 --> 00:24:06,656 - So, what's going on? - We don't know. 555 00:24:06,756 --> 00:24:08,591 Cartman's been in the bathroom with the bucket of cereal 556 00:24:08,691 --> 00:24:09,859 for almost 30 minutes. 557 00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:11,894 Dude, Cartman, what are you doing? 558 00:24:12,762 --> 00:24:14,163 (lock clicking) 559 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,203 Look at this. 560 00:24:21,303 --> 00:24:22,938 Look at what? 561 00:24:23,038 --> 00:24:25,340 There's two chicken thighs in there. 562 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,942 So? 563 00:24:27,042 --> 00:24:30,212 So? Do you know the last time I couldn't finish a cereal bomb? 564 00:24:30,312 --> 00:24:32,114 I think these drugs totally work! 565 00:24:32,214 --> 00:24:33,248 They do? 566 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,449 My favorite thing in the world is 567 00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:35,785 eating a cereal bomb and taking a shit 568 00:24:35,885 --> 00:24:37,452 at the same time to make more room. 569 00:24:37,553 --> 00:24:39,121 But I got to the last two thighs at the bottom and I was like, 570 00:24:39,221 --> 00:24:41,356 "Wait a minute, I think I'm full." 571 00:24:41,456 --> 00:24:44,359 I've never known that feeling before in my life, you guys. 572 00:24:44,459 --> 00:24:45,561 But I'm full. 573 00:24:45,661 --> 00:24:46,762 You really can feel a difference? 574 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:48,430 I totally feel a difference. 575 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,132 I always drink the chocolatey chicken milk left at the bottom, 576 00:24:50,232 --> 00:24:51,533 but it's still sitting there. 577 00:24:51,634 --> 00:24:53,035 Wow! 578 00:24:53,135 --> 00:24:55,838 Dude, I think we did it, Kyle. What do we do now? 579 00:24:56,839 --> 00:24:58,040 Now? 580 00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:00,142 Now, we're gonna make a whole lot more. 581 00:25:00,242 --> 00:25:02,044 We're not gonna just help Cartman, 582 00:25:02,144 --> 00:25:03,946 we're gonna help everyone in America 583 00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:06,215 who can't afford obesity drugs. 584 00:25:12,722 --> 00:25:16,959 All of us in the sugar business have a big problem. 585 00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:18,460 We designed our cereals 586 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,363 so that people would always crave more and more. 587 00:25:21,463 --> 00:25:23,866 But now obesity drugs are making people 588 00:25:23,966 --> 00:25:26,568 less cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 589 00:25:26,669 --> 00:25:28,037 Ain't that right, Sonny? 590 00:25:28,137 --> 00:25:31,506 We're talking a 60% hit to the business. 591 00:25:31,607 --> 00:25:34,977 These obesity drugs are an attack on all of us. 592 00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:37,146 Even you, Cap'n Crunch. 593 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,349 The drugs are moving in on our turf. 594 00:25:40,449 --> 00:25:42,551 And we'll all be in trouble soon. 595 00:25:42,652 --> 00:25:44,754 Trix Rabbit... 596 00:25:44,854 --> 00:25:46,722 Tony le Tigre 597 00:25:46,822 --> 00:25:48,323 and Sugar Bear. 598 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,259 We're only losing all the rich people. 599 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,061 We'll be fine as long as lower-income people 600 00:25:52,161 --> 00:25:53,663 keep taking Lizzo. 601 00:25:53,763 --> 00:25:55,097 - Lizzo, yeah. - Lizzo, that's right. - Yep, yep. 602 00:25:55,197 --> 00:25:56,431 - Lizzo. - BOSS: We can't just keep 603 00:25:56,531 --> 00:25:58,868 pushing body positivity on people 604 00:25:58,968 --> 00:26:00,836 because there's a new threat-- 605 00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:02,938 compounding pharmacies. 606 00:26:04,139 --> 00:26:05,975 Hey, what up, guys? It's your new friends 607 00:26:06,075 --> 00:26:07,476 at South Park Compounding Pharmacy. 608 00:26:07,576 --> 00:26:09,679 We are now taking orders for our affordable 609 00:26:09,779 --> 00:26:12,648 obesity drugs available to everyone. 610 00:26:13,515 --> 00:26:14,650 We're not here to just make money, 611 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,418 we're here to make things fair. 612 00:26:16,518 --> 00:26:18,654 - And to make some money. - Our semaglutides are safe 613 00:26:18,754 --> 00:26:20,790 and even cheaper than a Little Debbie snack cake. 614 00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:23,125 Motherfucker. 615 00:26:23,225 --> 00:26:24,359 So just "Like and Subscribe" 616 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:25,928 if you want to get on the list 617 00:26:26,028 --> 00:26:27,029 and we will get everyone who wants it 618 00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,264 their semaglutides. 619 00:26:29,364 --> 00:26:31,834 These people think they can just come in 620 00:26:31,934 --> 00:26:34,336 and mess with everything we've built? 621 00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:38,073 I say we kill every last fucking one of 'em. 622 00:26:47,516 --> 00:26:49,551 ♪ ♪ 623 00:26:58,293 --> 00:26:59,929 (groans) 624 00:27:00,029 --> 00:27:01,563 (gasps) 625 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,002 Oh, my God! 626 00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:12,041 Mom, Mom! Look at me. 627 00:27:12,141 --> 00:27:14,276 Eric! Oh, my goodness. 628 00:27:14,376 --> 00:27:17,079 It worked, Mom. I'm normal. 629 00:27:21,483 --> 00:27:24,854 - Kyle, Kenny! - Whoa. Cartman? 630 00:27:24,954 --> 00:27:26,488 It worked, you guys. Check me out. 631 00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:28,090 (muffled): It's amazing, dude. 632 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:29,859 - Yeah, and guess what, Kyle? - What? 633 00:27:29,959 --> 00:27:32,661 You're a big dumb Jew and your breath stinks like ass. 634 00:27:32,762 --> 00:27:33,996 - What? - Yeah. 635 00:27:34,096 --> 00:27:35,497 And, Kenny, you have greasy hair 636 00:27:35,597 --> 00:27:37,332 'cause your family's too poor to afford shampoo. 637 00:27:37,432 --> 00:27:39,769 - Dude, fuck you. - What are you gonna say back? 638 00:27:39,869 --> 00:27:41,904 Nothing. Oh, my God, it worked! 639 00:27:42,004 --> 00:27:43,438 Hey, you guys. 640 00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:44,706 Wow, Cartman? 641 00:27:44,807 --> 00:27:46,909 Yeah. You all have zits on your tits. 642 00:27:47,009 --> 00:27:49,011 You have big zits but tiny tits. 643 00:27:49,111 --> 00:27:50,712 Oh. Oh, yeah? 644 00:27:50,813 --> 00:27:53,148 What you got? You got nothing! 645 00:27:53,248 --> 00:27:55,117 You want to know what else, Pakistan? 646 00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:57,086 You all have stupid haircuts. 647 00:27:57,186 --> 00:27:58,754 - (crowd exclaiming) - CARTMAN: Yeah. 648 00:27:58,854 --> 00:28:00,122 You're haircuts are dumb 649 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,291 and that's why your women cover their heads. 650 00:28:03,258 --> 00:28:06,228 Yeah! Yes... (gasps) 651 00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:10,365 The-the fuck is this? 652 00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:16,371 Hmm. 653 00:28:16,471 --> 00:28:17,606 Oh? 654 00:28:17,706 --> 00:28:19,308 Oh...? 655 00:28:22,277 --> 00:28:23,645 Yeah, well, it's official. 656 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,081 It's been one week and Eric's lost 1.3 pounds. 657 00:28:26,181 --> 00:28:27,749 1.3 pounds? Is that good? 658 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:29,018 I'd say it's good. 659 00:28:29,118 --> 00:28:30,552 This is so great, you guys. 660 00:28:30,652 --> 00:28:32,788 Last night, I had a dream about all the amazing things 661 00:28:32,888 --> 00:28:34,089 I'm gonna do when I'm skinny. 662 00:28:34,189 --> 00:28:35,357 Thank you, guys, so much. 663 00:28:35,457 --> 00:28:37,126 We just got another order, fellas. 664 00:28:37,226 --> 00:28:38,928 50 more cases heading out. 665 00:28:39,028 --> 00:28:40,329 50 more? That's great. 666 00:28:40,429 --> 00:28:41,897 How's it going on the injectors, Kenny? 667 00:28:41,997 --> 00:28:43,933 (muffled): It's going good, just trying to keep up. 668 00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:45,567 Well, it's been a week, Cartman. 669 00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:47,202 So, are you ready for your second dose? 670 00:28:47,302 --> 00:28:49,471 I'm so ready, Kyle. It's really working. 671 00:28:49,571 --> 00:28:51,140 This morning, for breakfast, I couldn't even finish 672 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,842 half a cereal bomb on the toilet. 673 00:28:52,942 --> 00:28:54,309 Okay, tomorrow, maybe let's go 674 00:28:54,409 --> 00:28:56,011 for no cereal bombs on the toilet. 675 00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:57,546 All right, here's your next dose, Cartman. 676 00:28:57,646 --> 00:29:00,182 - You know the drill. - I sure do. 677 00:29:01,550 --> 00:29:02,551 (guns click) 678 00:29:02,651 --> 00:29:03,953 - Hands up! - This is a holdup. 679 00:29:04,053 --> 00:29:05,955 Nobody move and nobody gets hurt. 680 00:29:06,055 --> 00:29:08,657 - Hand over the obesity drugs. - What? 681 00:29:09,524 --> 00:29:10,826 I got 'em, I got 'em! 682 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,528 Get it all. There's more over here. 683 00:29:15,364 --> 00:29:17,599 - No, this is mine. - Give it to me, fatso. 684 00:29:17,699 --> 00:29:18,901 Fuck you, I need that. 685 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:21,203 Give me the peptide, you little fat fuck! 686 00:29:22,071 --> 00:29:24,606 - We got it. - Let's go. - Let's get out of here. 687 00:29:24,706 --> 00:29:26,575 - Okay, go! - Drive, drive, drive! 688 00:29:26,675 --> 00:29:28,477 (tires screeching) 689 00:29:32,214 --> 00:29:34,149 Come on, give me some of that shit! 690 00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:45,127 I'm telling you, Sheila, these new drugs are pretty amazing. 691 00:29:45,227 --> 00:29:47,529 I was feeling so ashamed of myself. 692 00:29:47,629 --> 00:29:49,965 Watching Randy go out and exercise all the time 693 00:29:50,065 --> 00:29:51,533 and not eating as much. 694 00:29:51,633 --> 00:29:54,303 But I just don't have the same kind of willpower he has. 695 00:29:54,403 --> 00:29:56,171 Which of the drugs are you on, Sharon? 696 00:29:56,271 --> 00:29:57,639 Ozempic? Mounjaro? 697 00:29:57,739 --> 00:29:59,841 (chuckles) Oh, no, I talked to my doctor. 698 00:29:59,942 --> 00:30:03,178 He said insurance would only pay for those if I had diabetes. 699 00:30:03,278 --> 00:30:04,579 But if you can't afford them, 700 00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:06,381 then how are you managing your weight? 701 00:30:06,481 --> 00:30:08,050 Don't you know, Sheila? 702 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:09,985 Now there's a whole new obesity drug 703 00:30:10,085 --> 00:30:12,721 for those of us who can't afford Ozempic and Mounjaro. 704 00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:15,057 I've controlled all my cravings to be thinner... 705 00:30:15,157 --> 00:30:16,525 with Lizzo! 706 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:19,294 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo ♪ 707 00:30:19,394 --> 00:30:20,963 NARRATOR: FDA-approved Lizzo 708 00:30:21,063 --> 00:30:23,132 makes you feel good about your weight. 709 00:30:23,232 --> 00:30:24,533 And it costs 90% less than Ozempic. 710 00:30:24,633 --> 00:30:27,802 I've lowered my standards and my expectations. 711 00:30:27,903 --> 00:30:29,404 ♪ It's Lizzo ♪ 712 00:30:29,504 --> 00:30:30,805 NARRATOR: In case studies, 70% of patients on Lizzo 713 00:30:30,906 --> 00:30:33,042 no longer cared how much they weighed. 714 00:30:33,142 --> 00:30:34,543 I don't give two shits. 715 00:30:34,643 --> 00:30:36,378 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo. ♪ 716 00:30:36,478 --> 00:30:38,880 NARRATOR: Lizzo helps you eat everything you want 717 00:30:38,981 --> 00:30:40,449 and keep physical activity to a minimum. 718 00:30:40,549 --> 00:30:41,516 Some patients report constipation 719 00:30:41,616 --> 00:30:42,751 while listening to Lizzo. 720 00:30:42,851 --> 00:30:44,286 Stop listening to Lizzo 721 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:46,655 if you experience suicidal thoughts. 722 00:30:46,755 --> 00:30:48,457 Serious side effects may include pancreatitis, 723 00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:51,593 hypothermia and literally shitting out your ears. 724 00:30:51,693 --> 00:30:53,028 (screams) 725 00:30:53,128 --> 00:30:54,896 Are you living with concerns of obesity? 726 00:30:54,997 --> 00:30:58,800 Ask about the power of not giving a fuck, with Lizzo. 727 00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:08,810 Oh, hey, Randy. How was the party? 728 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,245 It was, uh... 729 00:31:11,013 --> 00:31:12,381 It was not great. 730 00:31:12,481 --> 00:31:14,183 Oh, you didn't rage? 731 00:31:14,283 --> 00:31:16,051 Oh, we raged. 732 00:31:16,986 --> 00:31:20,189 I think there's something wrong with these drugs. 733 00:31:20,289 --> 00:31:23,058 I was there raging again with a bunch of hot women 734 00:31:23,158 --> 00:31:25,760 and then suddenly, I was like, 735 00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:28,763 I don't know if I feel like doing this anymore. 736 00:31:28,863 --> 00:31:31,100 Like, I felt satisfied. 737 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,103 With any drugs, I always want to do more and more and more. 738 00:31:34,203 --> 00:31:35,404 But suddenly with these drugs, 739 00:31:35,504 --> 00:31:38,440 I feel like I actually want things less. 740 00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:40,042 Does that make any sense? 741 00:31:40,142 --> 00:31:41,276 Not at all. 742 00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:43,045 It's like, you know, with good drugs, 743 00:31:43,145 --> 00:31:44,846 they make you just want and lust, 744 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:47,549 but those drugs also make your dick not work. 745 00:31:47,649 --> 00:31:51,086 But with these drugs, you don't really crave anything 746 00:31:51,186 --> 00:31:53,055 and your dick totally works. 747 00:31:53,155 --> 00:31:55,157 Look, man, you're talking crazy. 748 00:31:55,257 --> 00:31:56,958 I think maybe you've just fallen in 749 00:31:57,059 --> 00:31:59,228 with a bad group of people. 750 00:31:59,328 --> 00:32:02,431 Yeah. In a bad group of people, 751 00:32:02,531 --> 00:32:04,499 doing a bunch of drugs. 752 00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:09,271 Randy, you've got to get away from those MILFs. 753 00:32:12,907 --> 00:32:13,908 (phone rings) 754 00:32:14,009 --> 00:32:15,844 South Park Compounding Pharmacy. 755 00:32:15,944 --> 00:32:17,379 Oh, yes, ma'am, we'll have your obesity drugs 756 00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:18,580 to you really soon. 757 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,116 We had a bit of a... robbery. 758 00:32:21,216 --> 00:32:23,318 Well, we're not really sure when. 759 00:32:23,418 --> 00:32:25,387 Yes, ma'am, we understand how serious it is. 760 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:26,755 No, no, don't take the Lizzo. 761 00:32:26,855 --> 00:32:28,657 We'll-we'll have a new supply shortly, okay? 762 00:32:28,757 --> 00:32:31,293 - Fellas! You gotta come quick! - What's wrong? 763 00:32:31,393 --> 00:32:33,162 It's Eric. He says he's giving up. 764 00:32:33,262 --> 00:32:34,429 H-He bought a bunch of junk food 765 00:32:34,529 --> 00:32:35,664 and he's gonna mix it all together! 766 00:32:35,764 --> 00:32:37,399 Cartman's making another cereal bomb? 767 00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:39,634 It's a cereal bomb, but topped with Twinkies and gravy. 768 00:32:39,734 --> 00:32:41,636 He said it's called an Oppenheimer. 769 00:32:48,443 --> 00:32:50,179 Cartman, what are you doing? 770 00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:51,580 The drugs are wearing off, Kyle. 771 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,315 I didn't get my second dose. 772 00:32:53,415 --> 00:32:54,583 I just want to make an Oppenheimer 773 00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:56,251 and forget the whole thing. 774 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:59,988 That's it? You're just gonna give up? 775 00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:01,523 I don't want to hope anymore. 776 00:33:01,623 --> 00:33:03,092 Well, you got to hope, Cartman. You hope 777 00:33:03,192 --> 00:33:05,660 and you work instead of turning to shit like that! 778 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,863 It's all just making it worse, Kyle. Don't you get it? 779 00:33:08,963 --> 00:33:10,332 Knowing there's a cure. 780 00:33:10,432 --> 00:33:13,502 Knowing I can have willpower injected into my body. 781 00:33:13,602 --> 00:33:15,036 It's all just made me dream about 782 00:33:15,137 --> 00:33:16,805 what my future can be like. 783 00:33:16,905 --> 00:33:18,373 But I realize now that those dreams 784 00:33:18,473 --> 00:33:20,041 are never gonna come true. 785 00:33:20,809 --> 00:33:23,445 Cartman, your dreams are going to come true. 786 00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,647 - No, they won't. - Yes, they will. 787 00:33:25,747 --> 00:33:27,249 You'll do everything you dreamed about, 788 00:33:27,349 --> 00:33:29,351 you just have to fight for those dreams. 789 00:33:30,985 --> 00:33:32,854 I don't have the willpower that you do. 790 00:33:32,954 --> 00:33:35,157 Just come back to the pharmacy with us. 791 00:33:35,257 --> 00:33:36,391 We're not gonna quit. 792 00:33:36,491 --> 00:33:37,759 But all our shit got stolen. 793 00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:39,361 My obesity drugs are with some women 794 00:33:39,461 --> 00:33:40,429 who don't even need them. 795 00:33:40,529 --> 00:33:41,863 So, are we gonna let them win? 796 00:33:41,963 --> 00:33:43,632 People can be as unfair as they want. 797 00:33:43,732 --> 00:33:45,567 But as long as there's a factory in India, 798 00:33:45,667 --> 00:33:48,770 I will never stop making obesity drugs for the needy. 799 00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:56,077 (machinery whirring) 800 00:33:57,045 --> 00:33:58,647 ♪ ♪ 801 00:34:03,285 --> 00:34:05,387 This is the place. 802 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:27,509 Little Debbie! 803 00:34:33,047 --> 00:34:36,851 You think you can sell your drugs on our fuckin' turf? 804 00:34:36,951 --> 00:34:39,688 Only one drug is king in America. 805 00:34:39,788 --> 00:34:41,790 And that drug is sugar. 806 00:34:47,996 --> 00:34:51,099 One of the largest manufacturers of semaglutide 807 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,369 was attacked today by body positivity activists. 808 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:56,605 Our own Bill Norman has more. 809 00:34:56,705 --> 00:34:59,408 Tom, the advocates for body positivity 810 00:34:59,508 --> 00:35:01,910 broke into this obesity medicine facility 811 00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:04,346 and opened fire on everyone inside. 812 00:35:04,446 --> 00:35:07,516 The terrorists claimed that obesity is not a disease 813 00:35:07,616 --> 00:35:09,251 and that every body is beautiful 814 00:35:09,351 --> 00:35:11,586 as they then burned the factory to the ground. 815 00:35:11,686 --> 00:35:14,623 The identity of the attackers is still unknown, 816 00:35:14,723 --> 00:35:16,391 but one member of the militant group 817 00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:18,460 sent this anonymous message. 818 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,529 (distorted): Now instead of obesity drugs, 819 00:35:20,629 --> 00:35:22,397 people will have to rely on good things, 820 00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:25,300 like self-esteem and body positivity. 821 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,768 They're grrreat! 822 00:35:26,868 --> 00:35:29,304 Does this mean I'm not gonna get my next dose? 823 00:35:29,404 --> 00:35:30,639 I'm just gonna stay fat? 824 00:35:30,739 --> 00:35:32,006 What the hell is wrong with people? 825 00:35:32,106 --> 00:35:34,175 Am I just gonna stay fucking fat, Kyle? 826 00:35:34,276 --> 00:35:35,677 - No, we're gonna do something else. - But the body positivity people 827 00:35:35,777 --> 00:35:37,479 are just gonna destroy all the drugs 828 00:35:37,579 --> 00:35:39,113 - and I'm gonna be fat. - You are not gonna be fat, Cartman. 829 00:35:39,214 --> 00:35:40,815 - I'm gonna be fat. Yes, I am. - Listen to me. 830 00:35:40,915 --> 00:35:42,217 - I'm gonna be fat forever! - You're not gonna be fat! 831 00:35:42,317 --> 00:35:43,718 You can't do anything. They have all the power. 832 00:35:43,818 --> 00:35:44,786 We'll get the drugs somewhere else. 833 00:35:44,886 --> 00:35:46,087 They want to keep me this way. 834 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,389 We just have to keep working harder. 835 00:35:47,489 --> 00:35:48,657 I'm gonna be fat as fuck, Kyle! 836 00:35:48,757 --> 00:35:48,957 We're gonna fuckin' figure it out! 837 00:35:50,925 --> 00:35:52,794 Ugh. Ooh. 838 00:35:52,894 --> 00:35:54,128 Cartman? 839 00:35:54,229 --> 00:35:56,598 I just got to get my next dose soon, you guys. 840 00:35:56,698 --> 00:35:58,933 Something's going on down there. 841 00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:01,135 (farting) 842 00:36:02,237 --> 00:36:04,138 (farting continues) 843 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:09,944 (farting loudly) 844 00:36:10,044 --> 00:36:11,613 It's okay, you're just experiencing 845 00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:14,449 some side effects from your medication. 846 00:36:16,785 --> 00:36:20,522 Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. 847 00:36:20,622 --> 00:36:21,790 It's all right, Mrs. Marsh. 848 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:23,024 We've been seeing a lot of this lately 849 00:36:23,124 --> 00:36:24,693 with people taking Lizzo. 850 00:36:24,793 --> 00:36:28,597 Now, are you mostly defecating out your anus or out your ears? 851 00:36:28,697 --> 00:36:30,465 M-My ears. 852 00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:32,534 Yup, all right, let's take a look. 853 00:36:33,402 --> 00:36:35,537 Uh-huh. Yep. 854 00:36:35,637 --> 00:36:36,838 Okay. 855 00:36:36,938 --> 00:36:38,373 Well, that confirms it, Mrs. Marsh. 856 00:36:38,473 --> 00:36:40,575 I'm afraid with all the Lizzo you've been takin', 857 00:36:40,675 --> 00:36:42,877 you've given yourself "diabeartes." 858 00:36:42,977 --> 00:36:46,114 - What? I have diabetes? - Diab-ear-tes. 859 00:36:46,214 --> 00:36:49,651 It's a mild form of diabetes that occurs mostly in the ears. 860 00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:51,286 It's something you'll have to manage 861 00:36:51,386 --> 00:36:52,554 for the rest of your life. 862 00:36:52,654 --> 00:36:54,122 But that's really good news. 863 00:36:54,222 --> 00:36:56,224 H-How the hell is that good news? 864 00:36:56,325 --> 00:37:00,128 Because! Now I can write you a prescription for Ozempic! 865 00:37:00,228 --> 00:37:02,030 With your condition, you're finally eligible 866 00:37:02,130 --> 00:37:03,865 for semaglutides. 867 00:37:03,965 --> 00:37:06,935 I-I can get on Ozempic now? 868 00:37:07,035 --> 00:37:08,337 Yes, ma'am. 869 00:37:08,437 --> 00:37:10,004 Congratulations on your diabeartes, Mrs. Marsh. 870 00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:13,041 We'll see you back here looking skinny in a few weeks. 871 00:37:16,678 --> 00:37:19,381 All right, next. Come on in, Mrs. Munoz. 872 00:37:20,148 --> 00:37:22,551 Experiencing some side effects with your Lizzo? 873 00:37:22,651 --> 00:37:23,885 - Yes. - (farts) 874 00:37:23,985 --> 00:37:25,019 (moans) 875 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:29,391 Come on, dude. You don't want to do this. 876 00:37:29,491 --> 00:37:30,992 CARTMAN: Yes, I do. 877 00:37:31,092 --> 00:37:33,362 Eric, there's so much to live for. 878 00:37:33,462 --> 00:37:34,663 What's he doing? 879 00:37:34,763 --> 00:37:35,930 Cartman's in there with a cereal bomb 880 00:37:36,030 --> 00:37:36,831 that he says is ten times more destructive 881 00:37:36,931 --> 00:37:38,099 than an Oppenheimer. 882 00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:39,401 He says it's called a Stormy Daniels. 883 00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:40,635 Cartman! 884 00:37:40,735 --> 00:37:42,571 Cartman, stop! I have a solution! 885 00:37:42,671 --> 00:37:45,640 CARTMAN: Forget it. I'm going down with a Stormy Daniels. 886 00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,308 No, Cartman, stop eating! 887 00:37:47,409 --> 00:37:48,810 I found more semaglutide. 888 00:37:48,910 --> 00:37:51,446 It's gonna be here within the hour. 889 00:37:51,546 --> 00:37:53,247 (lock clicking) 890 00:37:59,854 --> 00:38:01,322 Go easy, Cartman. 891 00:38:01,423 --> 00:38:03,592 What do you mean it's gonna be here within the hour? 892 00:38:03,692 --> 00:38:05,694 I found another supplier in North Carolina. 893 00:38:05,794 --> 00:38:07,862 They make raw semaglutides for all the other drugs. 894 00:38:07,962 --> 00:38:10,231 They let me order a whole truck of raw powder wholesale. 895 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:13,334 The app says the truck is already almost here. See? 896 00:38:13,435 --> 00:38:15,570 As soon as it gets here, we can make you another dose, 897 00:38:15,670 --> 00:38:17,606 and you'll have your willpower back. 898 00:38:17,706 --> 00:38:20,174 You just gotta hang on a little bit longer. 899 00:38:21,910 --> 00:38:24,546 Fine. I won't eat it just yet. 900 00:38:24,646 --> 00:38:25,814 Kenny, put this in the refrigerator 901 00:38:25,914 --> 00:38:27,248 so the skin doesn't get soggy. 902 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:28,783 KENNY: Ew, gross. 903 00:38:28,883 --> 00:38:31,085 Okay, let's be totally ready when the truck gets here. 904 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,421 Stan, get the biostatic water ready. 905 00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:34,022 Butters, prepare another syringe. 906 00:38:34,122 --> 00:38:36,458 The delivery is gonna be here in the next 40 minutes. 907 00:38:37,225 --> 00:38:40,194 ♪ Now I can't help myself at all ♪ 908 00:38:40,294 --> 00:38:45,767 ♪ And I get whiskey bent and hell bound ♪ 909 00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:47,602 (truck downshifts) 910 00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:51,773 ♪ Play me some songs about a ramblin' man. ♪ 911 00:38:52,807 --> 00:38:54,643 (air brakes hiss) 912 00:38:54,743 --> 00:38:57,011 Got some construction going on. 913 00:38:59,614 --> 00:39:00,949 Seems kind of inappropriate 914 00:39:01,049 --> 00:39:03,952 to wear a midriff shirt while working, don't it? 915 00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:05,353 Take your foot off the pedal! 916 00:39:05,454 --> 00:39:06,821 How much semaglutide you got in the back?! 917 00:39:06,921 --> 00:39:09,591 - Hey! - Get him, girls! 918 00:39:09,691 --> 00:39:10,992 (screams) No! 919 00:39:11,092 --> 00:39:13,127 - (blows landing) - Stop. 920 00:39:13,227 --> 00:39:14,763 Stop! 921 00:39:14,863 --> 00:39:16,164 Fuck this! 922 00:39:18,032 --> 00:39:19,601 What the hell are you doing? 923 00:39:19,701 --> 00:39:21,002 You're bad people! 924 00:39:21,102 --> 00:39:23,104 I'm getting the fuck away from you! 925 00:39:23,204 --> 00:39:24,338 Hey! 926 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,408 (screams) 927 00:39:27,509 --> 00:39:28,843 He's taking the drugs! 928 00:39:28,943 --> 00:39:30,311 Get that motherfucker! 929 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,980 (tires squealing) 930 00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:37,919 Shit! 931 00:39:52,467 --> 00:39:53,735 Oh, goddamn it. 932 00:39:53,835 --> 00:39:55,369 - What's wrong? - The truck was almost here 933 00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:57,138 but now it's going the wrong way again. 934 00:39:58,106 --> 00:39:59,708 What the fuck is this guy doing? 935 00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:10,184 (tires screech) 936 00:40:13,555 --> 00:40:14,523 KYLE: Oh, for fuck's sake. 937 00:40:14,623 --> 00:40:16,024 Now it's doing that thing 938 00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:17,626 where it just keeps spinning around in circles. 939 00:40:17,726 --> 00:40:19,027 Oh, I hate that. 940 00:40:19,127 --> 00:40:21,763 Come on, we got to go track this asshole down. 941 00:40:23,665 --> 00:40:25,567 - (shouts) - (tires screech) 942 00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:27,001 Whoa! 943 00:40:27,101 --> 00:40:28,402 Oh! 944 00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:35,176 What the fuck? 945 00:40:35,276 --> 00:40:37,712 The truck went west by Target. 946 00:40:37,812 --> 00:40:39,781 And then went east again. 947 00:40:39,881 --> 00:40:41,916 I think it's over this way now. 948 00:40:42,016 --> 00:40:43,518 I don't get it. 949 00:40:43,618 --> 00:40:45,486 It says the truck is right here. 950 00:40:45,587 --> 00:40:47,121 Uh, there it is. 951 00:40:47,221 --> 00:40:48,489 (Randy shouting) 952 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:50,224 Oh, shit! 953 00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:52,460 - (brakes squeal) - (tires screech) 954 00:40:55,697 --> 00:40:56,798 Dad, what are you doing? 955 00:40:56,898 --> 00:40:58,833 Uh, oh, uh... 956 00:40:58,933 --> 00:41:01,469 I'm in deep, Stan. 957 00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:02,771 Daddy's a drug addict. 958 00:41:02,871 --> 00:41:04,673 I should have never worn 959 00:41:04,773 --> 00:41:06,374 this midriff shirt to school. 960 00:41:06,474 --> 00:41:09,377 Certain things just aren't appropriate to wear. 961 00:41:09,477 --> 00:41:11,479 Oh-oh, look, fellas! 962 00:41:12,647 --> 00:41:14,015 Give us the drugs! 963 00:41:14,115 --> 00:41:15,550 Aw, not them again. 964 00:41:15,650 --> 00:41:17,285 Get in the truck! 965 00:41:18,653 --> 00:41:20,955 Whoa, whoa, wait! 966 00:41:23,057 --> 00:41:25,293 (shouts) Fellas, help! 967 00:41:29,463 --> 00:41:30,531 You guys, look. 968 00:41:30,632 --> 00:41:31,700 Is that the cops? 969 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,434 What is that? 970 00:41:35,937 --> 00:41:38,039 Destroy that shipment! 971 00:41:38,139 --> 00:41:39,774 Dude, it's Cocoa Puffs bird. 972 00:41:39,874 --> 00:41:42,276 (gunfire) 973 00:41:43,144 --> 00:41:44,646 And-and Cap'n Crunch. 974 00:41:44,746 --> 00:41:46,414 I think that's Cap'n Crunch. 975 00:41:47,181 --> 00:41:50,218 You ain't taking this shit to your compounding pharmacy! 976 00:41:50,318 --> 00:41:53,087 What's a compounding pharmacy? 977 00:41:54,122 --> 00:41:56,290 - Aah! - Whoa! 978 00:42:00,929 --> 00:42:03,497 Those are our drugs, fuckos! 979 00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:16,878 (horn blaring) 980 00:42:23,417 --> 00:42:25,053 (screams) 981 00:42:26,287 --> 00:42:28,957 - Aah! - Tony the Tiger killed Kenny! 982 00:42:37,565 --> 00:42:40,835 Stan, take Daddy's gun and shoot those MILFs! 983 00:42:40,935 --> 00:42:42,871 No, Dad, I'm not shooting anyone's mom. 984 00:42:42,971 --> 00:42:45,206 I'll fucking shoot them. 985 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,217 ♪ Dat-doobie-doobie-dat, Golden Crisp. ♪ 986 00:42:57,218 --> 00:42:59,420 Butters, what are you doing? 987 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,955 Oh, hey, Mom. 988 00:43:01,055 --> 00:43:04,592 Butters, you give Mommy those obesity drugs right now! 989 00:43:04,693 --> 00:43:07,095 But I thought you didn't use obesity drugs, Mom. 990 00:43:07,195 --> 00:43:09,330 I thought you were doing Pilates and stuff. 991 00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:11,465 ♪ ♪ 992 00:43:20,608 --> 00:43:22,043 (shouting) 993 00:43:31,619 --> 00:43:33,554 (screaming) 994 00:43:37,926 --> 00:43:39,527 (tires screeching) 995 00:43:45,734 --> 00:43:47,969 (shouting) 996 00:43:54,909 --> 00:43:57,211 Ooh! 997 00:44:01,950 --> 00:44:03,417 (screams) 998 00:44:04,485 --> 00:44:05,920 Fuck you! 999 00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:07,488 Koo-koo! 1000 00:44:07,588 --> 00:44:09,557 Koo-koo! Koo-koo! 1001 00:44:19,901 --> 00:44:21,936 ♪ ♪ 1002 00:44:23,071 --> 00:44:25,206 - STAN: The fuck are you doing? - I can reach it. 1003 00:44:25,306 --> 00:44:26,941 Cartman, get your fat ass back in the truck. 1004 00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:28,442 No, I can get them. 1005 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:30,311 I can get the obesity drugs. I can have my hunger 1006 00:44:30,411 --> 00:44:32,246 suppressed for another week. 1007 00:44:34,883 --> 00:44:37,185 (all screaming) 1008 00:44:44,358 --> 00:44:46,027 No! 1009 00:44:46,127 --> 00:44:47,595 Dad, look out! 1010 00:44:48,596 --> 00:44:49,630 Whoa! 1011 00:44:52,967 --> 00:44:55,303 (screaming) 1012 00:45:02,777 --> 00:45:04,813 (tires screeching) 1013 00:45:04,913 --> 00:45:06,680 (air brakes hiss) 1014 00:45:06,781 --> 00:45:08,817 Get the drugs in the garage! 1015 00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:10,384 We'll make Cartman's shot first. 1016 00:45:10,484 --> 00:45:13,121 Kyle, what the hell is going on? 1017 00:45:15,323 --> 00:45:16,557 We've got a full order 1018 00:45:16,657 --> 00:45:18,326 of semaglutides to be given to the needy. 1019 00:45:18,426 --> 00:45:19,794 They're all trying to take it, but everything in here 1020 00:45:19,894 --> 00:45:21,462 belongs to us. 1021 00:45:26,167 --> 00:45:28,202 (printer whirring) 1022 00:45:32,907 --> 00:45:34,642 Hello. 1023 00:45:36,610 --> 00:45:37,946 Where's our drugs? 1024 00:45:38,779 --> 00:45:41,549 Yeah, the, uh, pharmaceutical company 1025 00:45:41,649 --> 00:45:43,684 you ordered from was insured with us. 1026 00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:46,387 What do you mean? We-we don't get them? 1027 00:45:46,487 --> 00:45:47,889 You'll-you'll be able to get them. 1028 00:45:47,989 --> 00:45:49,991 See, we just work in tandem with the suppliers, 1029 00:45:50,091 --> 00:45:52,326 so all you'll have to do is navigate... 1030 00:45:52,426 --> 00:45:54,662 BOTH: ...the American health care system. 1031 00:45:58,699 --> 00:46:00,734 (crickets chirping) 1032 00:46:01,735 --> 00:46:04,072 ♪ ♪ 1033 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,614 Oh, my God, stop! 1034 00:46:13,714 --> 00:46:17,151 Sharon, you don't want to mess with that stuff. 1035 00:46:17,251 --> 00:46:20,188 Randy, why are you wearing one of Shelley's shirts? 1036 00:46:20,288 --> 00:46:23,057 It's time for me to tell you the truth. 1037 00:46:24,225 --> 00:46:26,560 I told you that I've been going out on hikes 1038 00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:28,762 and doing Pilates. 1039 00:46:28,863 --> 00:46:30,798 But it's not true. 1040 00:46:30,899 --> 00:46:32,901 I've just been... 1041 00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:35,403 doing that shit. 1042 00:46:35,503 --> 00:46:36,737 You have? 1043 00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:39,207 Why didn't you just admit it when I asked you? 1044 00:46:39,307 --> 00:46:41,575 Well, 'cause I thought you'd be pissed. 1045 00:46:41,675 --> 00:46:44,778 I had no idea you'd... want to do 'em, too. 1046 00:46:44,879 --> 00:46:46,680 But how have you been getting them? 1047 00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:48,816 They're so hard to get. 1048 00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:51,819 A, uh, a group of women 1049 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,988 were sharing theirs with me. 1050 00:46:54,088 --> 00:46:56,157 I'd go to their houses and, uh... 1051 00:46:56,257 --> 00:46:58,159 do it with them. 1052 00:46:58,259 --> 00:46:59,860 Oh, and what do you think? 1053 00:46:59,961 --> 00:47:02,496 Are you seeing any improvements? 1054 00:47:02,596 --> 00:47:04,065 Wha--? Wait. 1055 00:47:04,165 --> 00:47:06,034 You're-you're not pissed? 1056 00:47:06,134 --> 00:47:08,069 No, I'm not pissed, Randy. 1057 00:47:08,169 --> 00:47:09,770 Everyone wants to do this stuff. 1058 00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:12,040 How can you say no to it? 1059 00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:14,608 You are so much cooler 1060 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:17,178 than any other woman out there, you know that? 1061 00:47:17,278 --> 00:47:20,448 And I do not want you to change one bit. 1062 00:47:21,983 --> 00:47:24,185 You don't? Really? 1063 00:47:24,285 --> 00:47:25,786 The truth is, Sharon, 1064 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:27,755 I think these are bad drugs. 1065 00:47:27,855 --> 00:47:30,124 They just made me crave everything less 1066 00:47:30,224 --> 00:47:32,493 and yet my dick still worked. 1067 00:47:32,593 --> 00:47:35,763 Hey, let's say just you and me 1068 00:47:35,863 --> 00:47:38,967 go to the Holiday Inn tonight and do some molly. 1069 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:41,602 What? Like we did back in college? 1070 00:47:41,702 --> 00:47:43,237 Yeah, sweetheart. 1071 00:47:43,337 --> 00:47:45,706 Let's go do some good drugs. 1072 00:47:46,474 --> 00:47:48,709 (Randy and Sharon laughing, clamoring) 1073 00:47:51,312 --> 00:47:53,847 RANDY: Hey, oh, hey, Sharon, look, my dick doesn't work! 1074 00:47:53,948 --> 00:47:56,417 - SHARON: Oh, wow. - Yeah! Ha-ha, this is great! 1075 00:47:56,517 --> 00:47:58,752 (indistinct chatter) 1076 00:48:04,025 --> 00:48:07,795 Well, I guess that's it for our compounding pharmacy. 1077 00:48:07,895 --> 00:48:11,265 Yeah, I'm just kind of glad it's all over with. 1078 00:48:11,365 --> 00:48:13,534 I was wrong. 1079 00:48:13,634 --> 00:48:16,904 I used to think fat people just needed more willpower. 1080 00:48:17,005 --> 00:48:20,508 But now I see what it's like to have willpower not be enough. 1081 00:48:20,608 --> 00:48:23,011 We got sugar companies, pharmaceutical companies 1082 00:48:23,111 --> 00:48:25,279 and insurance companies all just trying to figure out 1083 00:48:25,379 --> 00:48:27,548 how to make money off of our fucking health. 1084 00:48:27,648 --> 00:48:30,118 How can anyone have willpower when all these forces 1085 00:48:30,218 --> 00:48:31,952 are manipulating us every day? 1086 00:48:32,053 --> 00:48:33,387 It's impossible. 1087 00:48:33,487 --> 00:48:35,189 And I've learned one very important thing. 1088 00:48:35,289 --> 00:48:38,692 It isn't fair to put the blame on anyone for their weight. 1089 00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:39,793 Yeah. 1090 00:48:39,893 --> 00:48:40,961 ALL: Yeah. 1091 00:48:41,062 --> 00:48:42,196 What do you say, guys? 1092 00:48:42,296 --> 00:48:43,564 Let's all agree as a school-- 1093 00:48:43,664 --> 00:48:45,933 no, as a society-- that we won't make fun 1094 00:48:46,034 --> 00:48:48,036 of obesity anymore. 1095 00:48:48,136 --> 00:48:49,970 (cheering and applause) 1096 00:48:50,071 --> 00:48:51,639 Wait, what did you say? 1097 00:48:51,739 --> 00:48:53,541 I said we're not going to be critical 1098 00:48:53,641 --> 00:48:55,509 of anyone for their weight ever again. 1099 00:48:55,609 --> 00:48:57,411 - ("Free Ride" by Edgar Winter playing) - Are you serious? 1100 00:48:57,511 --> 00:48:58,979 But, you guys, 1101 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,949 that's all I've been wishing for this whole time. 1102 00:49:02,050 --> 00:49:03,417 It all worked out, you guys. 1103 00:49:03,517 --> 00:49:05,353 - Kyle, guess what? - What? 1104 00:49:05,453 --> 00:49:07,255 You're a fucking dipshit ginger. 1105 00:49:07,355 --> 00:49:10,291 You've got fucking freckles and your religion is a goddamn lie. 1106 00:49:10,391 --> 00:49:12,093 Shut up, Cartman. 1107 00:49:12,193 --> 00:49:13,894 You... you... 1108 00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:15,696 Oh, my God, yes! 1109 00:49:15,796 --> 00:49:16,930 Fucking yes! 1110 00:49:17,031 --> 00:49:18,966 Wendy, you've got little tiny saggy tits 1111 00:49:19,067 --> 00:49:20,401 and your breath stinks. 1112 00:49:20,501 --> 00:49:21,935 - What? - That's it! 1113 00:49:22,036 --> 00:49:24,538 That's it, you can't say anything, and you... 1114 00:49:24,638 --> 00:49:27,275 ♪ Come on and take a free ride... ♪ 1115 00:49:27,375 --> 00:49:29,210 Hey, Mr. Rollins, you dress like a bitch. 1116 00:49:29,310 --> 00:49:31,379 Hello, ma'am, you've got a big nose. 1117 00:49:31,479 --> 00:49:33,514 Hey, do I know you? Fuck you. 1118 00:49:33,614 --> 00:49:35,249 Nice hair, cheesedick. 1119 00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:36,817 Ha-ha, you're in a wheelchair. 1120 00:49:36,917 --> 00:49:39,220 Hey, ugly, I'm checking in, please. 1121 00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:43,224 You're flying to Pakistan all by yourself, young man? 1122 00:49:43,324 --> 00:49:44,558 That's right. 1123 00:49:44,658 --> 00:49:47,495 I've got a lot of catching up to do. 1124 00:49:49,897 --> 00:49:52,133 Yes! 1125 00:49:52,233 --> 00:49:53,667 ♪ Free ride ♪ 1126 00:49:53,767 --> 00:49:56,604 ♪ Come on and sit here by my side ♪ 1127 00:49:56,704 --> 00:50:01,142 ♪ Come on and take a free ride. ♪ 1128 00:50:01,242 --> 00:50:03,477 ♪ ♪ 1129 00:50:24,031 --> 00:50:26,066 ♪ ♪