1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,625 [overlapping social media audio] 4 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:01,583 [overlapping social media audio continues] 5 00:01:11,416 --> 00:01:13,707 [man on video] Down on the ground! I said down on the ground! 6 00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:16,875 [overlapping social media audio continues] 7 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:24,541 [passionate moaning] 8 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:29,750 [passionate moaning continues] 9 00:01:32,833 --> 00:01:35,415 You know you don't have to watch until the end, right? 10 00:01:35,416 --> 00:01:38,457 It's obviously porn... just delete it and move on. 11 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:41,665 - I'm stalling. - What's your count? 12 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:44,083 19. 13 00:01:44,958 --> 00:01:47,791 You better move if you want to hit your quota. 14 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:52,290 I'm just afraid of what's going to pop up next. 15 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:55,707 - It's better porn than murder. - Hmm? 16 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:58,499 It all sort of blends together. 17 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:01,750 [passionate moaning] 18 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,625 [sudden silence] 19 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,041 [mouse wheel scrolling] 20 00:02:23,666 --> 00:02:25,583 [video/audio playing] 21 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:33,083 [woman in video breathing heavily] 22 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:38,790 [woman screams; sharp thud] 23 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:40,332 [car alarm in video blares] 24 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:42,541 [mouse wheel scrolling] 25 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,957 The job is easy... 26 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:52,332 You sit at a desk, you stare at a computer, 27 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:57,041 and you peruse social media, which is what you probably do all day anyways. 28 00:02:58,041 --> 00:03:02,790 But here you'll be reviewing posts that have been flagged by users. 29 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:05,125 We call them tickets. 30 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:09,457 If a ticket violates our corporate mandated "Terms of Use"... 31 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,082 click delete. 32 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:14,583 If not, click approve. 33 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:16,750 That's it. 34 00:03:18,541 --> 00:03:19,874 Some tickets are nonsense. 35 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:22,457 People being overly sensitive. 36 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:25,374 Others, well, they can be impactful. 37 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:27,375 I will walk you through a few examples. 38 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:33,290 Footage of a man killing a rabbit is animal torture and should be removed. 39 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:36,957 But footage of a man killing a rabbit and then eating it 40 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:41,000 could be considered culinary and should remain up. 41 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:45,999 Makes sense, right? Always consider intent. 42 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,707 Does the post condemn or support? Are we looking at something real or fake? 43 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:53,707 Satire or sincerity? 44 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:55,958 Nuance is key. 45 00:03:56,875 --> 00:04:01,291 The next ticket is a little more complicated, so pay close attention. 46 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,375 [loud clatter] 47 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,082 I've got an idea: why don't I just burn the whole building down? 48 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:15,332 I can make this fucking place disappear. 49 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:20,165 All I need is some kerosene, a box of matches, and a can-do attitude! 50 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:23,791 Comments, questions, concerns?! 51 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:30,790 [loud clatter] 52 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:35,916 Should we do something? Calm him down? Call security? 53 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:40,208 Hello...? 54 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:46,874 He does this stuff all the time. It's how he copes. 55 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:50,832 To be honest, we're all kind of annoyed that he never actually follows through with it. 56 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,541 But welcome to the team, by the way. 57 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:16,082 [various social media audio] 58 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:19,040 [doctor] If you're using a tourniquet, don't tie it too tightly. 59 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:21,374 Blood pressure is good for making veins 60 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,665 appear in the skin, 61 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:28,665 but it also can push the needle out, make it harder for insertion. 62 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:30,165 [woman] Thank you, Aaron. 63 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:33,165 Another item that we know prospective nurses 64 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,457 are always interested in learning about 65 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:37,666 is just daily patient care... 66 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:02,207 Listen to this: 67 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,374 Is your name Chipotle? 68 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:07,999 Because I want to bury my face in your taco. 69 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,624 I can't. 70 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:11,999 You know those apps don't background check, right? 71 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,915 - So? So, rapists use them. 72 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:18,375 Okay, well, I'm sweeping left on rapists. 73 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:27,707 Looks like the overnight shift enjoyed themselves again. 74 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,165 Jesus. 75 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:33,499 Like, do it in the bathroom or your car. 76 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,957 Help yourself. 77 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:36,500 Thanks. 78 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:44,832 Daisy, you haven't logged in yet. 79 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:47,958 - What the fuck?! - I'm about to! I'm about to. 80 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,375 [overlapping social media audio] 81 00:07:27,291 --> 00:07:30,458 [social media audio continues] 82 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:14,166 [voices shouting angrily] 83 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,999 [man] You get paid to watch porn? 84 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,915 Not just porn, other things, awful things. 85 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:00,999 Not the kind of stuff you want to talk about on a first date. 86 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,540 Is everyone like horny all the time? 87 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:07,582 Some people seem to be, yeah. 88 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:11,915 But it doesn't affect you? 89 00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:16,832 Eh, also not the kind of thing to get into on the first date. 90 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:19,957 Do you like it? I mean, that's what matters. 91 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:23,582 Uh... It's not what I pictured myself doing. 92 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:26,374 Just don't have any other options at the moment. 93 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:29,666 If you could do any job in the world... 94 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:32,708 what would it be? 95 00:09:34,291 --> 00:09:37,040 A nurse. 96 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,832 - Really? - Yeah. 97 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:43,040 - Not an astronaut or the president? - No... 98 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,749 not interested, not qualified for that. 99 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,540 So go be a nurse. 100 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:50,207 It's not that simple. 101 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:54,915 There's school and applications and interviews and a test. 102 00:09:54,916 --> 00:09:56,624 Take the test? 103 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:58,832 I did. 104 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:01,124 still not a nurse. 105 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,875 Hmm. 106 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,625 Ha ha, yeah! 107 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,665 Okay? Huh? 108 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:30,790 Oh ho ho ho ho ho! 109 00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,624 Ring! 110 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:34,082 What was that noise? 111 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,791 [glass shatters] 112 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:43,915 Where'd you get those? 113 00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:46,875 Oh hey, uh, supply closet. 114 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,415 Wanna try? 115 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,082 - No, I'm good. - Sure? 116 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:56,000 You go fuck yourself then... Yeah! 117 00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:04,540 What the fuck is wrong with you? 118 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:08,207 Um... Can you be more specific? 119 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,000 Why did you delete that video? 120 00:11:12,666 --> 00:11:14,375 Which one? 121 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:22,749 Oh, it's violent and disturbing, and the amount of blood is gratuitous. 122 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:26,165 - It was pinned to a news site. - So? 123 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:29,540 Come on, Daisy. We could get sued! 124 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:31,874 Freedom of speech is a real thing. 125 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:35,500 Okay, but freedom of reach is not. 126 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,790 What the fuck does that mean? 127 00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:43,332 The poor woman killed herself. No one needs to see that. 128 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:47,582 Well, you don't write the guidelines. You follow them. Poorly. 129 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:51,125 Okay, well, sometimes the guidelines are wrong. 130 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:57,082 You haven't been here six months-- you're talking out of your ass. 131 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:01,041 Next time you think you know better, try to remember: you don't. 132 00:12:10,791 --> 00:12:12,583 In case you change your mind. 133 00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:22,707 Before we get too deep into anything today, 134 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:27,832 I want to clarify a few changes to our revised terms-of-use packet. 135 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:31,457 There's been some confusion with a particular type of post, 136 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,874 and it's hurting our accuracy rating. 137 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:39,290 Just because a ticket has a bad word does not mean it has to be removed. 138 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,665 Harassment or gratuitous profanity should always be deleted. 139 00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:46,415 But users are allowed to curse if the phrasing is "artistic," 140 00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:48,749 such as song lyrics, or "commendatory"-- 141 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,207 something like, You're my favorite person. 142 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,332 Oh! Oh! 143 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,332 Yeah, Bob. Yes. 144 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:57,500 Yeah, "person" isn't a bad word. 145 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:02,790 It's a fill-in-the-blank sort of thing. You get the point, right? 146 00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:06,624 No, I don't. What if I fill in the blank with "asshole"? 147 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:10,832 - That's okay. - What about "asshole toucher"? 148 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,249 Nope. Too sexual. You should know that by now. 149 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,415 What about a racial slur? 150 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,874 All right, that's enough, Bob. 151 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,124 No, I'm being serious. 152 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:22,040 I come across this stuff all the time, and I never know how to handle it. 153 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:26,040 Like, what if I said, "You're my favorite Mick," or "You're my favorite dothead," 154 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,790 or "You're my favorite cheese-eating moosefucker," 155 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:30,915 which is a term for French-Canadian, I just made up. 156 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:34,540 You can't say any of that. This is a workplace. 157 00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:37,749 But if it were in a ticket, we should approve it, right? Or... 158 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:41,207 Technically, none of those words are on our current banned phrases list. 159 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:46,625 Remember, we're not censors. We are moderators. 160 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,874 [male voice] Deep breath in... 161 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,332 [knock on door] 162 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,332 [man] ...hold it for as long as you can. 163 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,500 Then deep breath out... 164 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:00,666 [knocking on door] 165 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,666 [sighs] 166 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,999 - Hello. - Hey. 167 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,707 Can you keep an eye on Violet? I got called into work. 168 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:19,582 Um, I'm like very in the middle of something right now. 169 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,291 Yeah, I can, uh, smell it. 170 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,665 Okay, sure. Yeah, you can bring her over. 171 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:31,165 Can you give me a second to, like, clean up and open a window? 172 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:34,583 - Good idea. Thanks! - Yep. 173 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:40,374 You hungry? 174 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,291 Not really. 175 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:58,582 - Are you on Reddit? - Mm-hmm. 176 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,624 Oh, Reddit is for adults. 177 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,749 No, it's not. 178 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,374 Yeah, it is. 179 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,166 I've had an account since I was 9. 180 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,415 Okay, um... 181 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,874 Okay, let's make a deal. 182 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:20,624 You can stay up as late as you want, but no tablet and no phone. 183 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:24,540 What's the point of staying up late if I can't use my tablet? 184 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:27,832 Uh, unlimited movies and popcorn? 185 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:31,082 - Can I have beer? - No. 186 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,166 [Violet chuckles] 187 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,958 - Oh, my God. - [laughter] 188 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,250 - Do you want your stars? - Yes, please. 189 00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:23,791 When I was your age, all we had were glow-in- the-dark stickers. 190 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,291 And they never worked. 191 00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:47,749 It was actually kind of eye-opening. 192 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:51,749 Like, the job sucks, but it does protect people. 193 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:56,624 Yeah, like, knights in the shiniest armor. 194 00:16:56,625 --> 00:17:01,915 We watch this shit so no one else has to, like little kids. 195 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:05,332 Yeah, kids annoy me, but yeah, I get it. 196 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,082 Well, we're just like the first responders of the internet, you know? 197 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:11,041 That's like my silver lining from now on, at least. 198 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,874 - I mean, it's a good mindset to have. - Do you think? 199 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:19,124 - Yeah. - I mean, me too. I just... 200 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,749 I thought it when I was violently high, so I wasn't sure. 201 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,665 Oh, by the way, I never asked. How was your date? 202 00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:28,957 Oh, it was good. I think he was cute. He's sweet. 203 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:32,666 - Then you should call him. - Yeah, I should. 204 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,458 [overlapping social media audio] 205 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:47,458 [overlapping social media audio] 206 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,833 [blade rasps] 207 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:04,916 [no audible speech] 208 00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:18,875 [no audible speech] 209 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,832 This in... just so... 210 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,999 Here, take the tourniquet off. 211 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,832 There's too much blood pressure. Makes it hard for the needle to go in. 212 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:38,374 - I saw that on YouTube. - Try to sit still, okay, ma'am? 213 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:41,915 - Okay. - Thank you. 214 00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:43,249 And we're in. 215 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,582 Do you like your job? 216 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:49,082 Sometimes. Sure. 217 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,290 Do you see a lot of bad stuff? 218 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,207 Unfortunately, yeah. 219 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,457 Yes, I do. 220 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:59,165 Car crashes, overdoses. 221 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:03,249 But most of our patients are obese people 222 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,999 who think they're having a heart attack. So... 223 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,665 Did I have a heart attack? 224 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,374 No, sweetie, you didn't. 225 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,624 Okay, let's hook you up. 226 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:17,583 There we go. All set. 227 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,582 Mmm. 228 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:25,499 Trust me, you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. 229 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:29,749 Fainting is like a rite of passage at Paladin. We all do it at some point. 230 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,082 Everybody probably thinks I'm a pussy now. 231 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,624 Come on, nobody thinks that. And if they do, fuck them. 232 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:37,290 Literally, go sit on their face and thrust. 233 00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:41,165 'Cause next week, it will be one of them on the floor for sure. 234 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,582 I feel still foggy. 235 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,332 That's like a hangover. It will pass. 236 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,832 You just need to get the bad shit out of your system. 237 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,375 - How? - Sleep it off. 238 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,332 How did I look when I fell? 239 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,624 Was it at least, like, cool and dramatic? 240 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:06,374 Bob tried to give you mouth-to-mouth, and I almost let him. 241 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,915 That's how bad you looked. 242 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,165 I took a video of the aftermath 243 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,457 whenever you're ready to laugh about it. 244 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:16,082 Yeah, I'm not quite there yet, but thank you for doing that. 245 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:18,957 It was fun. You were like: 246 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,665 [rapid gasps] 247 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:23,333 [crickets chirping] 248 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,540 [blade rasps] 249 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,458 [sharp gasp] 250 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,082 Hi, my name is Daisy Morris. 251 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:52,916 I just received an invoice for $2,200. 252 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:57,624 [woman on phone] Okay, ma'am, I need your insurance number. 253 00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:01,040 No, my job does not offer insurance, so I use Medicaid. 254 00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:03,082 [woman] Then there is not much that I can do. 255 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:07,082 Okay, but it's still $2,200. How is that possible? 256 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,290 [woman] What we can do is... 257 00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:13,708 [woman continues indistinctly] 258 00:22:15,916 --> 00:22:19,915 Whoa, whoa, hold! An ambulance ride is $900? 259 00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:23,166 Why the fuck does it cost that much? 260 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,000 [laughing] Yeah. 261 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,583 Hey, Paul! 262 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,208 New guy, Paul! 263 00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:50,040 What's your email? 264 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:52,124 Why? 265 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,957 Because I want to send you an email, you fucking dope. 266 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,124 We're doing an office pool... 267 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,540 where we predict which one of us is going to have the next meltdown. 268 00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:02,124 That's pretty cruel. 269 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:04,332 Something to pass the time. 270 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,499 Right now you're the favorite. 271 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,791 - Me? - Yeah. 272 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:18,832 - Someone thinks I'm going to piss my pants? - Yeah, that was me. 273 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:24,415 Uh, you can't bet on yourselves. Don't get any ideas. 274 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:26,290 You really are a dickhead. 275 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:31,082 Yeah, so, uh, so are you in or out? 276 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:33,415 Paul? Out. 277 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:36,041 He's out. 278 00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:44,915 Well, hello. 279 00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:47,040 I figured you'd take the day off. 280 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:50,832 I can't lose a shift. I need the money. 281 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:52,541 You're right. 282 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,374 Goddamn it. 283 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:00,708 What? 284 00:24:02,916 --> 00:24:06,250 Just my first ticket of the morning is a beheading. 285 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:10,332 Oh, yeah. I've seen that one. 286 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:13,999 It keeps popping back up. I don't know why. 287 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,916 But the footage is a little bit blurry, so not too bad, right? 288 00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:30,165 [man] In order to find peace, you must tame your thoughts, 289 00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:34,624 quiet your mind, focus on your loves. 290 00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:37,749 Big breath in. 291 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:41,915 Hold it for as long as you can. 292 00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,666 And big breath out. 293 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:50,915 [man] Feel a sense of being swell within your chest-- 294 00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,582 cradling, soothing. 295 00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:57,415 And whatever's causing stress in your life, 296 00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:59,415 just forget about it. 297 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,291 Fuck you, you podcast-making dick. 298 00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,415 [man] In order to find peace, you must tame your thoughts, 299 00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:10,249 quiet your mind, 300 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,915 focus on your loves. 301 00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:16,207 Big breath in. 302 00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:19,165 Hold it for as long as you can. 303 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,791 [birdsong] 304 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:29,666 [ominous music rises] 305 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:01,957 I'm getting a contact high just looking at you. 306 00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:03,790 Sorry. 307 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:07,624 At least lie. Do me the courtesy. 308 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:11,916 Okay, I'm not high. I'm very tired. 309 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,249 What do you want? 310 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,874 I want to send the hammer ticket to the police. 311 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:21,582 On what grounds? 312 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:24,457 Kidnapping, torture, rape. 313 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,082 How do you know the act wasn't staged and consensual? 314 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:30,707 Do you think that girl wanted a nail bashed into her? 315 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,915 This is a fetish video. It's gross, yes. 316 00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:36,040 But it's just cheap special effects and bad acting. 317 00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:38,374 Did you hear her scream? Did you watch it? 318 00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:41,375 Like, did you hear that? 319 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:48,374 Daisy, we've been through this. If we go to the cops and we are wrong, 320 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,540 that causes legal problems for our parent company. 321 00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:53,874 I will put it in writing that this is coming from me and not you, 322 00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,582 not the company. 323 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:57,124 - No! - It'll be fine. 324 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,624 You did your job, you clicked delete. 325 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,124 - End of story. - I need to do more. 326 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:05,457 Then go volunteer at the shelter. Don't be a martyr, okay? 327 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:09,041 And if this is bothering you so much, talk to the counselor. 328 00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:12,291 Really. 329 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:17,165 We received an anonymous complaint about you. 330 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:19,207 Oh, yeah? 331 00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:21,999 From who? Linda? Fucking tattletale. 332 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,707 I... I just said it was anonymous. 333 00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:27,165 You can tell. Was it Linda? 334 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,416 Yeah? 335 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,457 Should I jump in to read it out? 336 00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:35,790 Eh, give me the bullet points. 337 00:27:35,791 --> 00:27:39,249 Well, your colleagues are afraid of you, Bob. 338 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,249 'Cause I yell sometimes. 339 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:45,457 It's because of what you yell. 340 00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:51,541 Look, work can be frustrating. I get that, right? 341 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,375 But there has to be a better way to manage how you feel. 342 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,165 Like what? 343 00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:01,832 Well, use the tranquility room. 344 00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:05,165 Yeah, when things get difficult 345 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:09,499 pop yourself in there for your nine minutes of wellness time. 346 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,708 Mm. 347 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,624 - Mmm. - Now, I know nine minutes sounds... 348 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:19,874 ...short, but if you clear your head, you'd be surprised how long it can feel. 349 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:22,415 Yeah? 350 00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:26,707 You could try drawing in a coloring book. 351 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:29,999 It can really take your mind off things. 352 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,832 Yeah, yeah. I guess so... coloring book, yeah. 353 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:40,999 You know, before I came here, I watched a video of a kid getting molested. 354 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,332 I had to watch it for 20 seconds because it's company policy. 355 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:48,290 Before that it was two people having sex on a dead body. 356 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:51,082 And before that it was some fucking weirdo 357 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:53,415 funneling Mountain Dew into his butt hole. 358 00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:58,125 Do you really think a coloring book is going to erase all that from my memory? 359 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:05,875 To be honest, no, I don't. Okay, I don't, but I do believe that... 360 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:10,374 making some sort of sincere effort might help. 361 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,250 Yeah. 362 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,915 Yeah. 363 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:18,040 You know, the people out there who aren't yelling, 364 00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:20,999 the ones who are just taking it, 365 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,666 that's who you need to worry about. 366 00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:29,250 [mimics submachine gun fire] 367 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,457 [mimics shouting] 368 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:35,416 "I'm down here at Paladin..." you get the idea." 369 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:40,375 I'm good... I'm good... 370 00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:48,750 [overlapping social media audio] 371 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,125 [indistinct remark] 372 00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,082 - [man shouts] - [woman, calmly] I hate you. 373 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:04,041 [man 2] Women are inferior by nature, and I don't care if you disagree. 374 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,749 [woman 2] Fake tits, fake lips and fake ass... 375 00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:13,125 [overlapping social media audio] 376 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:21,250 [sirens wail] 377 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,040 Hi. 378 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,875 I'd like to report a crime. 379 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:45,250 [woman screaming] 380 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:55,915 Do you work at that place off Route 90? 381 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:57,624 Paladin? 382 00:30:57,625 --> 00:31:02,165 - No. - Where'd you find this? 383 00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:04,040 It popped up on my feed. 384 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:07,750 - Out of nowhere? - Yeah, out of nowhere. 385 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:13,332 Was the footage filmed here in Leon County or the state of Florida? 386 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:14,665 I don't know. 387 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,582 Well, I can only investigate crimes 388 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,540 that occur within my jurisdiction. 389 00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:22,249 Well, you can watch within your jurisdiction. 390 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,083 That's not a crime. 391 00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:27,624 Well, maybe it should be. 392 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:30,790 "I know it when I see it." You ever hear that expression? 393 00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:36,875 Supreme Court? It was about porn. This is porn. 394 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,207 No, it's violence. 395 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:42,499 Even if this video is real, which I very much doubt, 396 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,374 odds are these guys are worlds away from here. 397 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:48,332 Who do I talk to, then? Who is responsible for things like this? 398 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:51,166 [sighs] Look. 399 00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:56,249 I find this video disturbing, like any average person would, 400 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:59,165 but that doesn't automatically make it part of my purview. 401 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:02,040 - I wish there was something I could do. - You don't need to wish. 402 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,332 You're a police officer. You can just go do something! 403 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,457 Unless there's a minor involved, 404 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,999 we can't arrest people for things they watch with their pants down. 405 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,708 We're not the jerk-off police. 406 00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:17,500 Well, you could have fooled me. 407 00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:22,332 I'm calling you a jerk-off, in case that wasn't clear. 408 00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:23,833 Yeah, I get it. Thanks. 409 00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,500 What? 410 00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:00,291 [Ava] I know! 411 00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:14,040 I went to this bar where they were doing this TikTok thing 412 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:17,374 where everyone had to wear red, yellow, or green. 413 00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:22,457 Red meant leave me the fuck alone, yellow meant approach me, but with caution, 414 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:25,874 and green meant come over and annoy the shit out of me. 415 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:28,290 That sounds like a good system. 416 00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:30,915 Yeah, except for the fact that I was the only girl wearing green, 417 00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:34,665 so everybody was looking at me like I had STDs reading on my forehead. 418 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:38,332 I mean, isn't that why we go out to meet people and misbehave? 419 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,790 No, I came here to hang out with you. I don't want to talk to strangers. 420 00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:45,749 Me too, but I want to have a little bit of fun, and I could use a partner in crime. 421 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:48,290 Nobody wants to be a deviant alone. 422 00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:51,124 I don't know, that sounds like a tall ask for me right now. 423 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:56,415 No, it's not. You're 25, you're good-looking, just pick a guy and smile. 424 00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:59,040 I don't want to hate myself after. 425 00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:00,749 Do you hate yourself right now? 426 00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:03,249 A little bit. 427 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:06,499 So the worst-case scenario is the status quo. 428 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,832 Drink it. It builds character. 429 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:12,707 It gives you charisma. It gives you personality. 430 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:17,207 [beat-driven music plays] 431 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:23,291 [no audible speech] 432 00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:55,540 [man grunting] 433 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:58,165 This... this doesn't feel right. 434 00:34:58,166 --> 00:35:00,249 No, like, can you just push it, push a little bit? 435 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:02,791 - OK, I'll move my leg. Move away. - Where? 436 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:09,416 - Oh, not good. Not good, not good! - Yeah, yeah. I agree. 437 00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:13,624 Do you have KY? 438 00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:17,415 No, I do not have KY. This is not the '90s. 439 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,749 Well, I think I think you might be dry. 440 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,915 OK. 441 00:35:22,916 --> 00:35:26,499 I mean, that happens to lots of girls. 442 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,665 It's the alcohol. Don't sweat it. 443 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:33,415 Besides, we don't have to have sex. 444 00:35:33,416 --> 00:35:35,749 We could do, uh... 445 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:39,915 We could do... other stuff. 446 00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:43,415 Are you kidding? 447 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:48,040 I mean, I came all the way here in the middle of the night. 448 00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,791 You can go! 449 00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:53,458 - Seriously? - Yep. 450 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:06,832 What's the Wi-Fi password? I need to call an Uber. 451 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,207 Fuck you. 452 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,749 Is the "F" lowercase or capital? 453 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,708 Fuck! 454 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:17,166 [man] Bye. 455 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:35,083 [soft gasp] 456 00:36:36,791 --> 00:36:39,458 [gasping] 457 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:22,000 [intriguing music rises] 458 00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:02,415 Oh, what the fuck? 459 00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:07,249 No, that's disgusting. Why would you do that to yourself? 460 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:10,290 Hey, are you okay? 461 00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:13,540 I just watched a guy, like, 462 00:39:13,541 --> 00:39:18,583 cut his dick open and eat a piece of it. 463 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:23,874 But I guess that's culinary, though, and I should approve it. 464 00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:27,207 Hey, hey, if you're gonna throw up, try to actually do it in a trash can 465 00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:30,665 because they charge for carpet cleaning here. 466 00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:34,749 I just uh... I just need some air. 467 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:39,375 Okay, well, lunch is in 16 minutes, so just try to hang on until then. 468 00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:45,540 Not cool, Daisy. He was about to drop. I would have won the pool. 469 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,541 That's cheating! 470 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:07,000 So where were you before Paladin? 471 00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:12,291 Graduate school for computer science and coding. 472 00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:16,582 Holy shit, you are... 473 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:19,833 tragically overqualified for this job. 474 00:40:23,916 --> 00:40:27,790 In my spare time I've been working on an algorithm that can review tickets. 475 00:40:27,791 --> 00:40:31,415 It, uh, tracks a percentage of users that flag the post 476 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,749 and looks for trigger words in the comment section. 477 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,499 It's pretty rudimentary, but... 478 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:40,208 They tried that, but it didn't work. 479 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:46,583 This is one of the very few times where people are more reliable than computers. 480 00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:50,707 That seems illogical. 481 00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:54,290 Yeah, but computers can't feel grief. 482 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:58,415 Which is technically our only real job requirement, if you think about it. 483 00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:02,208 They're paying us for our pain. 484 00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:08,957 That almost looks peaceful lying there. 485 00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:11,166 Yeah, almost. 486 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,540 What are you supposed to do if it grabs a hold of you? 487 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,749 Fight. Yes. 488 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:19,707 I mean, they're ambush predators, 489 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:22,666 so they're actually more dangerous when you can't see them. 490 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,833 That's how they get you. 491 00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:39,749 Just like we practiced. Let's try it, okay? 492 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,665 Grab the collar... 493 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,957 Push forward, use momentum to drive that knee. 494 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:45,582 Knee, knee. 495 00:41:45,583 --> 00:41:48,333 [audio continues indistinctly] 496 00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:31,957 [plonk] 497 00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:34,582 [toilet flushes] 498 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,666 [running footsteps] 499 00:42:52,416 --> 00:42:54,957 Yeah, but "that" guy-- I ghosted him last week. 500 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:57,499 This guy I was talking to at the bar, 501 00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,249 I knew his ex-girlfriend. We went to high school together. 502 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:03,040 But actually, I haven't spoken to her in years. 503 00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:06,707 I mean, she's just so fucking annoying on Instagram. 504 00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:12,040 She's just trying to be this fitness influencer. She just sucks. 505 00:43:12,041 --> 00:43:14,207 And her arms are fat. 506 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:18,832 It's like, girl, go do some push-ups, and then you can influence me. 507 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:22,207 - You're not listening. - Sorry. 508 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:25,665 Your turn to vent, I know. I'm listening. 509 00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:30,040 Vent? What do you mean, vent? I don't give a fuck about these people. 510 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:32,291 Vent! [soft laughter] 511 00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:41,541 - It's vodka. Little vodka? - I'm all set, thanks. 512 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:47,165 Do you by chance have a gun that I could borrow? 513 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,249 What? 514 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:50,125 For like a day or two. 515 00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:54,041 Why do you think I own a gun? 516 00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:57,875 You seem like a gun guy. 517 00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:04,165 Go fuck yourself! Go fuck yourself in the ass. 518 00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,082 It's not an insult! 519 00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:08,624 You talk about flamethrowers and bombs every day. 520 00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:11,582 - How is this an insult? - That is totally... 521 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:13,207 different. 522 00:44:13,208 --> 00:44:16,499 Oh, okay. Sorry, I didn't realize. 523 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:19,082 A gun isn't the sort of thing that people just lend each other, anyway. 524 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:23,582 Well, I wouldn't know. I've never even touched one. 525 00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:26,082 I was going to... People say it's therapeutic. 526 00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:28,708 I was going to go to the range and try it out. 527 00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:33,790 Is this some sort of cry for help? 528 00:44:33,791 --> 00:44:36,249 'Cause honestly, I-I got nothing. 529 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:41,833 No. It was just a favor, if it wasn't too inconvenient. 530 00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:46,291 Okay. I don't have a gun, Daisy. 531 00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:52,874 - I don't have a gun. - Okay. 532 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:55,290 - Yeah? - Thanks anyways. 533 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:56,832 - Have a-- - Enjoy... 534 00:44:56,833 --> 00:45:00,082 Thank you. You should do it. 535 00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:02,540 Do what? 536 00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:05,375 Shoot something. Might feel good. 537 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,125 Okay. 538 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:13,875 [urgent music rises] 539 00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:27,500 [urgent music continues] 540 00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:46,832 [retching] 541 00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:49,416 [girl screams] 542 00:47:51,583 --> 00:47:55,499 [girl] Please don't! Please, please, please don't! 543 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,832 [girl gasping] 544 00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:02,583 [terrified screams] 545 00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:06,041 [girl] Somebody help! 546 00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:26,499 Yes? 547 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,290 You're a fucking scumbag. 548 00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:31,665 - [scoffs] Excuse me? - You heard me. 549 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:35,166 Yeah, I have no idea why you would say that to me. 550 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,415 - [hammer strikes nail] - [woman] Aaahhh! 551 00:48:42,416 --> 00:48:44,207 - What the fuck, lady! - You made this! 552 00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:45,707 - No, I didn't! - You posted this! 553 00:48:45,708 --> 00:48:47,582 You put this online for people! 554 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:50,124 - No, I fucking didn't! - Then somebody at your house did. 555 00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:51,582 - Stay away from me! - Why are you lying? 556 00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:53,707 You fucking posted it! Why are you lying?! 557 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,499 - You fucking posted this! - I am not fucking lying! 558 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,415 You know who's a fucking scumbag? You! 559 00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:00,791 What are you doing shoving that shit in my face? 560 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:03,875 You're sick! 561 00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:20,666 [huffs] 562 00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:26,708 [plonk] 563 00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:31,125 [plonk] 564 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:52,082 Was grad school really hard? 565 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:55,874 It wasn't so bad, but if you treat it like a job, 566 00:49:55,875 --> 00:49:57,707 you can pretend you're in college all over again, you know. 567 00:49:57,708 --> 00:50:00,124 Yeah. 568 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,250 Did you learn a lot? 569 00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:06,332 - I hope so. - [both laugh] 570 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:09,540 You're probably really good with computers, then. 571 00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:12,415 Isn't everyone our age? 572 00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:15,249 Well, I just assume you can do things that most people can't. 573 00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:17,041 I guess. 574 00:50:18,791 --> 00:50:20,874 Like, you think you could find someone? 575 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,290 - Online? - Yeah. 576 00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:25,540 Like, their address or... 577 00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:29,582 their job or just information about them. 578 00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:32,749 I mean, you don't really need computer skills for that. 579 00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:34,207 That's just basic internet stalking. 580 00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:36,707 [both laugh] 581 00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:39,541 Well, the thing is, I only know what he looks like. 582 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:42,915 I'm just asking for a name. 583 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:44,582 I know what you're asking for, and I'm not doing it. 584 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,457 - Why? - Because it's stupid and dangerous. 585 00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:47,832 For you to tell me a name? 586 00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,790 - What happens after that? - Nothing. 587 00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:51,957 Then why do you want it so badly? 588 00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:54,000 I... 589 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:58,415 I just want to look him in the eyes. 590 00:50:58,416 --> 00:51:02,415 Okay, so I give you the name, you look him in the eye. Then what? 591 00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:04,749 I'll just live happily ever after. 592 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:08,124 Daisy, this guy's a maniac. He will hurt you or worse. 593 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:11,082 - No, he won't. - How do you know that? 594 00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:14,374 Daisy, things will get better, right? 595 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,207 Please, please! 596 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:21,666 Come on, name your price. I will do anything! Anything... 597 00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:28,541 Daisy, uh... I'm gay. 598 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:30,790 What? 599 00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:32,540 - Like, I like dick. - No! 600 00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:35,582 Not sexually! Not whoring myself out to you! 601 00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:39,082 Okay, now you seriously have to fucking help me for being a dickhead. 602 00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:42,458 Fuck... fuck. 603 00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,332 - [hammer strikes nail] - [woman] Aaahhh! 604 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:50,250 [Daisy gasps] 605 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:32,791 [sighs] 606 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:10,041 - [hammer strikes nail] - [woman] Aaahhh! Aaaahhhh! 607 00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:16,333 [Daisy sighs, sniffles] 608 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,915 [soft gasp] 609 00:53:32,916 --> 00:53:36,083 [computer blurps] 610 00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,124 What do you want? 611 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,332 Uh... 612 00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:53,082 Another content moderator had an episode. 613 00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:55,540 This one was mild, so I handled the fallout. 614 00:53:55,541 --> 00:54:00,832 But it's probably time to invest in an emergency kit or a crash cart. 615 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:05,332 No, I just told you corporate has their boots on our throats. 616 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:09,415 It's important that they think Paladin is nothing but smiling faces. 617 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:13,790 If they find out people are keeling over, they'll shut us down. 618 00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,999 But we should keep our employees safe while they're punching our clock, right? 619 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,165 There won't be a clock to punch if we piss off the people that pay us. 620 00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:23,665 - Do you want that on your conscience? - No, of course not. 621 00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:27,040 You should organize a happy hour for team bonding, 622 00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:28,624 whatever the fuck it's called. 623 00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:30,874 A little distraction should be good for everyone. 624 00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:32,290 Cash bar. 625 00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:34,374 Okay, I mean, I can arrange something 626 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:36,040 for next week so you could join us. 627 00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:40,166 Yeah. I'd rather set myself on fire. 628 00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:43,416 Yeah. 629 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:47,582 [Ava] I'm dancing. 630 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:49,415 [laughter and chatter] 631 00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:52,624 Alright guys, cheers. 632 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:54,832 How do you say it in Singapore? 633 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,374 Uh, jiak-sai. 634 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:59,749 - What does that mean? - It means eat shit. 635 00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:01,457 - Seriously? - Yeah. 636 00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:04,791 - Yeah. Okay, eat shit, everybody. - Jiak-Sai! 637 00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:19,999 Did you just make up that name? 638 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:24,040 Okay, okay, Linda just bought cocaine with Venmo. 639 00:55:24,041 --> 00:55:25,957 What a world. 640 00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:27,458 What a world! 641 00:55:30,708 --> 00:55:35,375 [low, throbbing music] 642 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,458 [female vocalist sings] 643 00:55:57,583 --> 00:56:00,375 - What's your worst? - Huh? 644 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:03,290 What do you mean, worst? 645 00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:07,249 That one that's planted roots, kept you up at night, 646 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:10,291 popped into your head on Christmas morning. 647 00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:15,707 Don't you want a break? 648 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,624 Isn't that the point of this thing? 649 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:20,624 Can we talk about something else? 650 00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:23,290 How could we? 651 00:56:23,291 --> 00:56:26,457 - Mine's "Funky Town." - Oh, yeah. 652 00:56:26,458 --> 00:56:28,249 What's "Funky Town"? 653 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,582 It's a torture tape. 654 00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:35,332 Super popular disco soundtrack. 655 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:38,958 Skin everywhere. It's disgusting... 656 00:56:41,916 --> 00:56:45,790 It actually happened like 10 minutes away from where I grew up. 657 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:50,375 That's why it bothered me, 'cause this shit is closer than you think. 658 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:53,999 And you? 659 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,749 My brother was a Marine, so... 660 00:56:56,750 --> 00:57:00,458 anything with soldiers... really gets me. 661 00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:04,832 - I'm sorry, that's sad. - No, don't be sad. 662 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:08,250 He was a fucking... a fucking... he... 663 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:10,833 Paul? 664 00:57:11,916 --> 00:57:15,707 I don't know. I guess... I don't have one yet. 665 00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:18,541 - Not like you guys. - Then get out! 666 00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:25,374 And we all know what Daisy's is, so... 667 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:29,915 how about we talk about literally anything else? 668 00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:33,208 Okay, sure, like what? 669 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:44,874 All right, girl, I think I'm going to go. 670 00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:47,832 - I'm going to stay. - You're drunk. 671 00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:49,915 I know, that's why I'm going to stay. 672 00:57:49,916 --> 00:57:53,165 Okay, so have fun, be safe, 673 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:56,665 and if Bob starts looking fuckable, leave immediately. 674 00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:58,833 - Bye. - Bye. 675 00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:03,499 This is why porn is a good thing. 676 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:07,915 People get nasty urges, and then instead of acting on them, 677 00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:12,333 you watch a video, and then like magic, the nastiness is gone. 678 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:16,582 Well, what if the opposite happens and you watch a video 679 00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:19,082 and the nastiness sneaks in? What do you do then? 680 00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:21,332 I don't know. 681 00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:23,916 Watch another video. 682 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:31,040 But everybody keeps saying that it's fake, but does it even fucking matter? 683 00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:35,833 Because it's all I can think about, and I can't shut the fuck up about it. 684 00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:39,583 [Daisy sighs] 685 00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:48,124 This ticket had two million views before I deleted it. 686 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:51,707 That's two million people getting off on someone else's pain. 687 00:58:51,708 --> 00:58:54,958 Violence goes viral. Always has, always will. 688 00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:57,832 [dismissive laugh] 689 00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:59,707 Look, I know the video you're talking about. 690 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:01,207 You did a good thing taking it down. 691 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:03,665 You've watched that video? 692 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:06,165 It popped up in my feed. 693 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:08,499 Out of nowhere? 694 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,207 You know how these things go. 695 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,541 We have no control over what we see. 696 00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:15,916 Right. 697 00:59:18,208 --> 00:59:21,457 So, uh, I'm about to lock up, 698 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:25,958 but I'd be happy to continue this conversation elsewhere if you want. 699 00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:29,416 No, thank you. 700 00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:33,499 Come on. 701 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:37,083 All this talk of porn, and it didn't put you in the mood? 702 00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:45,749 Well, I guess it did. 703 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,791 In a way. 704 00:59:50,625 --> 00:59:53,833 - Should I get rough? - Yes, please. 705 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:03,874 How rough? 706 01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:05,625 As rough as you want. 707 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,749 Okay. 708 01:00:10,750 --> 01:00:14,040 Aah! Fuck! What do you--? Aah! 709 01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:16,332 Wait! Aah! Oh, God! Aah! 710 01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:19,207 Stop! Aah! 711 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,415 Please! Wait! Stop! Stop! 712 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:25,790 Aah! Stop! Aah! Wait! Stop! 713 01:00:25,791 --> 01:00:28,166 [sharp cry] 714 01:00:53,541 --> 01:00:55,000 [Daisy snoring] 715 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:23,625 [no audible speech] 716 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,749 - The cops are here. - Yeah. 717 01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:49,499 What happened? 718 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:53,249 Someone working the overnight shift had a stroke 719 01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:56,582 or a seizure or something bad, and nobody knew what to do, 720 01:01:56,583 --> 01:02:00,415 which made a shitty situation even shittier. 721 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:02,957 Oh, my God, that's awful. Is he OK? 722 01:02:02,958 --> 01:02:08,124 I mean, the management said he'll be fine, but that's what they always say. 723 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:11,290 They don't want to give us a reason to stop working. 724 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:14,290 Where did he sit? 725 01:02:14,291 --> 01:02:16,750 There. 726 01:02:34,708 --> 01:02:36,291 [knocking on door] 727 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,875 Yes. 728 01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:46,582 Money from the pool. 729 01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:50,957 Give it to him or his kids or whatever. 730 01:02:50,958 --> 01:02:52,583 [door closes] 731 01:02:56,958 --> 01:03:00,333 [cartoon music plays] 732 01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:10,083 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 733 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:14,999 Are you hungry? I can make you grilled cheese. 734 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:20,208 [sighs] No, thank you. That's a very sweet offer. 735 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,999 I need to check something. 736 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,541 What happened to your "no phones rule"? 737 01:03:33,041 --> 01:03:35,832 This is just something with work that I have to handle. 738 01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:37,374 When's your dad back tonight? 739 01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:38,582 10:30. 740 01:03:38,583 --> 01:03:40,207 Um... 741 01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:43,915 Okay, I have to go to my office real quick. 742 01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:46,499 - Right now? - Yeah, yeah, just for one hour. 743 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,207 I'll put a movie on, and I'll be back when it's over. 744 01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:50,874 But I'll be by myself. 745 01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:52,290 You'll be just for a little bit. I'll lock the door. 746 01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:54,332 You will be totally fine, I promise. 747 01:03:54,333 --> 01:03:58,000 I know I'll be fine, but I'll get bored. 748 01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:12,749 Welcome. 749 01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:15,332 This is it. We got some coffee over there, 750 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:18,957 some candy and stuff here. 751 01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:20,790 And that's my favorite corner right there. 752 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:22,665 Where is everybody? 753 01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:24,290 On the way. 754 01:04:24,291 --> 01:04:29,957 First off, sign these and no stage names, alright. 755 01:04:29,958 --> 01:04:32,874 Everything's got to match your driver's license exactly. 756 01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:35,207 We do everything above board here. 757 01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:39,124 Also, do you know this guy? He owes me money for my license. 758 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,749 Oh, there's no phones allowed in here. 759 01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:43,041 Sorry. Company policy. 760 01:04:44,791 --> 01:04:46,957 Okay, I'll go put it in my car. 761 01:04:46,958 --> 01:04:50,375 Yeah, well that one's locked. It closes automatically. 762 01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:55,957 We can't have people just coming in and out of here like that 763 01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:58,500 while the cameras are rolling, so we keep it locked. 764 01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:01,499 Okay, can you unlock it for me? 765 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,416 Not until you signed the forms. 766 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:08,250 I'm not signing anything. 767 01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:12,415 Do you want some socks for those cold feet? 768 01:05:12,416 --> 01:05:14,749 [light laughter] 769 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:18,249 No, seriously though, I mean if you leave without finishing your paperwork, 770 01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:20,624 I can't let you back in. 771 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,541 Why? 772 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,624 What's the other option? 773 01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:30,041 Sign forms, hand me your phone, and make two-fifty? 774 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,333 I choose door number one. 775 01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:38,000 Have a great evening then, beautiful. 776 01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:46,250 [door buzzes] 777 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,666 [soft gasps] 778 01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:22,000 [spray hisses, man cries out] 779 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,458 Aaahhh! 780 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,583 [coughing] 781 01:07:09,958 --> 01:07:12,958 [cartoon audio plays] 782 01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,541 Violet. 783 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:20,083 Hi. 784 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,333 [knocking on door] 785 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:28,165 - You left my 10-year-old alone?! - I'm so sorry. 786 01:07:28,166 --> 01:07:31,249 Sorry doesn't really cut it. You weren't here! 787 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:34,874 And you didn't bother to text me, which is both selfish and fucking stupid. 788 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:37,249 What can I do to make it right? 789 01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:38,416 Nothing. 790 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:41,666 [retches] 791 01:07:43,833 --> 01:07:46,208 [line ringing] 792 01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:50,707 [woman] Please leave a message at the tone. 793 01:07:50,708 --> 01:07:51,874 [beep] 794 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,457 Hi, it's Daisy. 795 01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:58,124 Um, calling you back finally. 796 01:07:58,125 --> 01:08:02,290 Sorry, it took me ten whole years to do that. 797 01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:05,249 Um, I wanted to see if you were busy this weekend 798 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:08,124 and if you wanted to hang out. 799 01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:10,874 Um, yeah. 800 01:08:10,875 --> 01:08:15,249 So I'll be waiting to hear from you, or not. 801 01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:17,374 So, either way is good. 802 01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:21,125 Okay, uh, hope you're having a good one. All right, bye. 803 01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:32,415 A patient with AB negative blood type 804 01:08:32,416 --> 01:08:35,957 cannot receive transfusions from which blood types? 805 01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:40,540 AB negative recipients are positive incompatible, 806 01:08:40,541 --> 01:08:45,249 so A positive, B positive, AB positive, and O positive. 807 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:47,415 Correct. Ten points! 808 01:08:47,416 --> 01:08:50,415 Is it bad that I don't know my own blood type? 809 01:08:50,416 --> 01:08:51,665 That's not ideal. 810 01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:54,082 Well, shit. 811 01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:56,040 Oh, that is disgusting. 812 01:08:56,041 --> 01:08:57,999 [chuckles] What is it? 813 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,165 Decubitus ulcers? 814 01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:02,958 Oh, those can get nasty. 815 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,332 Yeah, I could never do this. I'm already traumatized. 816 01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:09,290 Well, I don't know if I can do it either. Right now I'm just looking at pictures. 817 01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:12,375 Well, I believe in you. 818 01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:33,458 [faint, distant hammer pounding] 819 01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:39,749 Did you hear that? 820 01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:42,166 My neighbor does chores on the weekend. 821 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,166 [faint, distant hammer pounding] 822 01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:58,125 I can't listen to this. 823 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,957 Uh... 824 01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:02,707 You get used to it. 825 01:10:02,708 --> 01:10:04,291 Mm-hmm. 826 01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:12,000 [faint, distant hammer pounding] 827 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:18,957 [hammer pounding] 828 01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:20,374 [woman screams] 829 01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,124 - No! - Where are you going? 830 01:10:22,125 --> 01:10:24,999 Tell this guy enough with the handyman shit for the day! 831 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,415 - Why? - Because it's driving me fucking crazy! 832 01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:30,957 Hello! Stop, fuck off. There are people in here. 833 01:10:30,958 --> 01:10:33,625 Stop it, asshole! Fuck you! 834 01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:36,958 Are you okay? 835 01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:40,207 [sighs] 836 01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:41,957 I am now. 837 01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:44,457 Is there anything I can do? 838 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:47,708 Yeah, you can have sex with me, so I know that I can. 839 01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:53,541 I don't think that's a good idea. 840 01:10:59,541 --> 01:11:00,833 [door slams] 841 01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:18,999 Hey. All right, where did you get those? 842 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,415 - Online. - That simple, huh? 843 01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:25,040 That simple. 844 01:11:25,041 --> 01:11:26,665 Can I try one? 845 01:11:26,666 --> 01:11:29,624 Sure. They're from a shitty website, so... 846 01:11:29,625 --> 01:11:32,874 they're probably sugar pills, and they don't do anything, but yeah. 847 01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:35,707 - Can I try two, then? - Sure. 848 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,999 Yeah. 849 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,332 Thank you. 850 01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:42,250 - You should swallow the pills. - That's just how I do it. 851 01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,083 Yeah. 852 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:49,041 I miss you too. 853 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,333 Can I talk to Mommy? 854 01:11:56,958 --> 01:12:02,125 [speaking native language] 855 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:29,250 [overlapping social media audio] 856 01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:36,083 [dog whimpering in video] 857 01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:43,457 [blows land] 858 01:12:43,458 --> 01:12:46,541 [dog whimpering] 859 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:50,250 [weeping softly] 860 01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:07,790 Well, you left in a hurry. 861 01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:10,332 I did. 862 01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:12,500 Joy was pissed. 863 01:14:16,208 --> 01:14:20,250 I, uh... found a name. 864 01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:24,332 Look, I don't know what you're planning on doing with it, 865 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:25,665 and... 866 01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:27,791 to be honest, I don't want to know. 867 01:14:29,875 --> 01:14:34,625 But if you think it's gonna help in some way, so be it. 868 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:38,832 Just, uh... 869 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:41,666 Don't get hurt. Alright? 870 01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:54,375 [bottle cap clatters] 871 01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:11,666 [mysterious music rises] 872 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:11,832 [indistinct voice speaking] 873 01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:14,874 Once ground zero... 874 01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:19,332 [voice continues] 875 01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:23,457 Just a reminder: that guy's banned from pretty much every platform. 876 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,624 Enjoy looking at him. 877 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:26,791 Okay. 878 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:31,082 And, by the way, clean your neck, please. 879 01:16:31,083 --> 01:16:32,916 Okay. 880 01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:36,790 Not sure what that has to do with anything. 881 01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:39,916 [laughs] She's starting to fucking lose it. 882 01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:45,416 [muttering] 883 01:16:58,708 --> 01:17:00,083 Holy shit. 884 01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:06,332 You know what? I don't think anyone is going to recognize you. 885 01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:08,082 You did. 886 01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:11,207 Yeah, 'cause I was there, I remember what you were wearing. 887 01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:13,500 I can barely see your face in the video. 888 01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:17,000 [sighs] 889 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:24,833 [worried sigh] 890 01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:31,791 So was it like kind of self-defense or kind of? 891 01:17:33,791 --> 01:17:34,916 No. 892 01:17:36,666 --> 01:17:39,874 [no audible speech] 893 01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,291 [Bob] No? 894 01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:44,666 No. 895 01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:49,332 Okay. What do you want me to do? 896 01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:51,457 I don't know. It's your ticket, not mine. 897 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,874 It doesn't break any of our rules, 898 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,915 so deleting it might bring more attention. 899 01:17:55,916 --> 01:17:57,541 I don't want to get you into any trouble. 900 01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:03,082 Maybe I deserve to be in trouble. 901 01:18:03,083 --> 01:18:04,624 Daisy, it's not you. 902 01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:07,500 It's this fucking place, it's not you. 903 01:18:09,166 --> 01:18:12,207 It's got a lot of views. The guy never filed a police report. 904 01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:16,458 I checked, so you're probably in the clear. 905 01:18:20,125 --> 01:18:23,375 Still, though, it's so fucking ugly. 906 01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:28,125 "Girls boss destroys." [light chuckle] 907 01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:31,791 [Bob] Yeah, it's ugly. 908 01:18:35,291 --> 01:18:37,333 [woman cries out] 909 01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:22,250 I went on a date... or I tried to. 910 01:19:24,541 --> 01:19:27,500 But I got upset, and I left. 911 01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:38,040 We're-we're supposed to talk about work-related issues. 912 01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:40,832 Yes, I left because of a ticket. 913 01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:44,082 Okay, and what specifically about this ticket 914 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,707 made you do that? 915 01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:49,540 It bothered me. 916 01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:51,999 Can you explain why? 917 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,207 Sometimes vocalizing an image 918 01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:57,666 stuck in your head can help root it out. 919 01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:03,124 Well, you make that sound easy. 920 01:20:03,125 --> 01:20:04,875 Just give it a go. 921 01:20:07,916 --> 01:20:09,458 Um... 922 01:20:13,708 --> 01:20:17,833 Mmm. People want to hurt people. 923 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:26,624 Okay, so in this video there was an act of violence. 924 01:20:26,625 --> 01:20:30,541 Yes, and it made me want to hurt someone too. 925 01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:36,415 I see. 926 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:41,707 You know, sometimes when I go for a run, um, 927 01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:46,082 to pump myself up, I daydream about getting into a fight, 928 01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:49,665 defending my wife, punching some jerk for accosting her. 929 01:20:49,666 --> 01:20:52,499 It's quite a common fantasy, but it's not a healthy one. 930 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:56,915 It's actually quite selfish putting someone else in a position of danger 931 01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:59,207 to make myself feel empowered. 932 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:02,290 But if that actually happened, you wouldn't be putting her in danger. 933 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,999 You'd be protecting her from it. 934 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:07,540 Sure, but my point is, in these situations, 935 01:21:07,541 --> 01:21:12,290 we tend to ignore the victim and focus instead on the villain. 936 01:21:12,291 --> 01:21:15,999 We funnel our energy into revenge or justice 937 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:21,041 or whatever you want to call it, and we develop a hero complex. 938 01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:28,165 But you're not the hero here, Daisy. This isn't some detective story. 939 01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:30,874 You're just a regular person doing a regular job. 940 01:21:30,875 --> 01:21:33,082 Yes, thank you. 941 01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:37,290 But maybe the girl in the video wants that guy to suffer like she did. 942 01:21:37,291 --> 01:21:40,083 It's what I would want. 943 01:21:42,083 --> 01:21:43,290 [clears throat] 944 01:21:43,291 --> 01:21:45,457 You have an impulse, yeah? 945 01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:47,957 To take action, which is a wonderful thing. 946 01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:50,624 Unless that impulse is to do something not wonderful. 947 01:21:50,625 --> 01:21:53,875 - It is not an impulse. - What is it then? 948 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:57,915 I try to forget, and I keep getting reminded 949 01:21:57,916 --> 01:22:00,499 over and over, and I know it sounds crazy, 950 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:02,749 but it feels like the universe is telling me: 951 01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:05,249 "Go find this guy!" 952 01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:08,207 because it feels like our fates are intertwined, 953 01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:12,583 and I can't feel free until I fucking do something about it. 954 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:15,915 But that's simply not true, Daisy. 955 01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:17,790 How do you know that? 956 01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:23,000 Because if it were true, you'd be talking to him now, not me. 957 01:22:28,666 --> 01:22:31,457 - [voice on telephone drones] - [knock on door] 958 01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,832 Just a sec, wait. What? 959 01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:36,249 I quit. 960 01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,874 Your employee contract requires two weeks' notice 961 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:40,874 before resignation takes effect. 962 01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:43,165 If you don't oblige, we'll take it to court. 963 01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:44,958 Two weeks it is. 964 01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:54,208 [urgent music rises] 965 01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:19,000 [urgent music continues] 966 01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,249 No! 967 01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:30,457 Fuck! No! 968 01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:31,999 Fuck! Aah! 969 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,791 Poor guy. 970 01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:35,916 [man] Fuck! 971 01:23:37,666 --> 01:23:39,541 [indistinct shouting] 972 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:44,540 [man shouts indistinctly] 973 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:47,791 [urgent music continues] 974 01:24:02,625 --> 01:24:04,750 [urgent music slows] 975 01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:43,208 Don't fucking do it, bro. 976 01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:13,499 [woman screaming] 977 01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:14,708 Okay, I get it. 978 01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:34,041 [distant siren wails] 979 01:26:45,291 --> 01:26:47,082 [door opens] 980 01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:48,666 [man] Daisy Morris? 981 01:26:54,875 --> 01:26:57,582 Tell me something you learned at your last job. 982 01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:02,415 Well, I was in tech, and while I learned nothing about computers, 983 01:27:02,416 --> 01:27:04,415 it taught me a lot about people. 984 01:27:04,416 --> 01:27:08,290 Because that's what the internet is. It's just people. 985 01:27:08,291 --> 01:27:11,624 And for a while my biggest desire was to help these people, 986 01:27:11,625 --> 01:27:14,040 which is why I wanted to be a nurse. 987 01:27:14,041 --> 01:27:17,457 [man] Yes, that's why many young men and women enter the field of medicine. 988 01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:19,665 I'm sure you hear this all the time, but... 989 01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:25,624 we think we need to devote ourselves to something noble and altruistic. 990 01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:30,165 Something that makes our lives meaningful and important, 991 01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:34,374 but this job taught me that not everyone deserves... 992 01:27:34,375 --> 01:27:35,957 help. 993 01:27:35,958 --> 01:27:40,165 Some people deserve the opposite. 994 01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,749 I realize that's not the best thing to say in a job interview, 995 01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:44,540 but what I'm getting at is: 996 01:27:44,541 --> 01:27:48,374 I have learned how to hold myself and others to task. 997 01:27:48,375 --> 01:27:50,290 That's a good skill. Very good. 998 01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:52,165 Another thing I learned: 999 01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:53,790 There are three types of people: 1000 01:27:53,791 --> 01:27:56,457 people who make the world better, 1001 01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:58,332 people who make the world worse, 1002 01:27:58,333 --> 01:28:00,832 and people who watch. 1003 01:28:00,833 --> 01:28:03,833 Most people, they watch. 1004 01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:07,125 That's it. That's all they do. 1005 01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:11,083 I would rather be one of the other two. 1006 01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:14,250 Let me make sure I have this correct: 1007 01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:18,582 You'd rather make the world worse than do nothing? 1008 01:28:18,583 --> 01:28:20,124 Yes. 1009 01:28:20,125 --> 01:28:22,290 Okay, now you lost me. 1010 01:28:22,291 --> 01:28:25,374 Well, bad things happen no matter what. 1011 01:28:25,375 --> 01:28:28,124 And sometimes the only way to stop a bad thing... 1012 01:28:28,125 --> 01:28:30,999 ...is with another bad thing. 1013 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,957 You know, I'm not sure I agree with you there. 1014 01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:35,999 Well, I figured you wouldn't. 1015 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,333 - Is that right? - Yeah. 1016 01:28:40,458 --> 01:28:42,707 As interesting as all this may be, 1017 01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:46,124 I don't quite understand how it pertains to the question I asked. 1018 01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:49,707 Or our meeting. Or a career in your desired field. 1019 01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:52,040 Oh no, it's related. 1020 01:28:52,041 --> 01:28:55,583 Well, you might think so, but I'm not seeing it. 1021 01:28:57,583 --> 01:28:59,500 Trust me, it's all related. 1022 01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:23,708 [sinister music rises] 1023 01:33:04,625 --> 01:33:06,666 [objects clattering]