1 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,759 -If you think about the whole... -Stupid bitch! 2 00:00:58,825 --> 00:00:59,893 I've been thinking... 3 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:08,235 -I will kill you. -What's ground zero for... 4 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:10,804 I feel so crazy. 5 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,306 Show me their boobies. 6 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,075 What the fuck, man? Fucking don't shout at me. 7 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,811 -Happy birthday. -I love you. 8 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,413 Free to boogie! 9 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,882 I don't know what to do with my life. 10 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,584 Where are you going? 11 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,822 Down on the ground! I said down on the ground! 12 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,257 Is that you, little shit? 13 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,426 They're ruining the country. 14 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,528 All of them. Filthy people. 15 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,210 You know you don't have to watch until the end? 16 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:53,880 It's obviously porn. Just delete it and move on. 17 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,783 -I'm stalling. -What's your count? 18 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,086 19. 19 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:02,889 You better move if you want to hit your quota. 20 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,394 I'm just afraid of what's going to pop up next. 21 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,096 It's better porn than murder. 22 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,033 It all sort of blends together. 23 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,583 The job is easy. 24 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:07,020 You sit at a desk, you stare at a computer, 25 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,222 and you peruse social media, 26 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,958 which is what you probably do all day, anyways. 27 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:14,227 But, here, 28 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:17,531 you'll be reviewing posts that have been flagged by users. 29 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,100 We call them tickets. 30 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:24,471 If a ticket violates our corporate mandate's terms of use, 31 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,206 click delete. 32 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,376 If not, click approve. 33 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:31,678 That's it. 34 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,348 Some tickets are nonsense. 35 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,517 People being overly sensitive. 36 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:40,353 Others, well, they can be impactful. 37 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,889 I will walk you through a few examples. 38 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,460 Footage of a man killing a rabbit is animal torture, 39 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:47,961 and should be removed. 40 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,798 But footage of a man killing a rabbit and then eating it 41 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,736 could be considered culinary, and should remain up. 42 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,271 It makes sense, right? 43 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,074 Always consider intent. 44 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,343 Does the post condemn or support? 45 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,213 Are we looking at something real or fake? 46 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,582 Satire or sincerity? 47 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,984 Nuance is key. 48 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,654 The next ticket is a little more complicated, 49 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,022 so pay close attention. 50 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,096 Fuck. 51 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,768 I've got an idea: why don't I burn the whole building down? 52 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:31,738 I can make this place disappear. All I need is some kerosene, 53 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:35,242 a box of matches, and a can-do attitude! 54 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,645 Comments, questions, concerns? 55 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:48,755 -Should we do something? -God! 56 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,824 Calm him down? Call security? 57 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,128 Hello? 58 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:01,434 He does this stuff all the time. It's how he copes. 59 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:05,939 To be honest, we're all annoyed that he never follows through with it. 60 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:08,675 Welcome to the team, by the way. 61 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,034 If you're using a tourniquet, don't tie it too tightly. 62 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,503 Blood pressure is good for making veins 63 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,872 appear in the skin, 64 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,942 but it also can push the needle out, 65 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,844 making it harder for insertion. 66 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:44,945 Thank you, Aaron. 67 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:47,080 Another item that we know 68 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:50,050 prospective nurses are always interested in learning about 69 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:52,819 is just daily patient care... 70 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:17,410 Listen to this: 71 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,679 "Is your name Chipotle? 72 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,415 Because I want to bury my face in your taco". 73 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,618 I can't. 74 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,554 You know those apps don't background check, right? 75 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,056 -So? -So, rapists use them. 76 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,560 Okay, I'm swiping left on the rapists. 77 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,735 It looks like the overnight shift 78 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,371 -enjoyed themselves again. -Jesus. 79 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:48,241 Do it in the bathroom or your car. 80 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:50,176 Help yourself. 81 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:51,778 Thanks. 82 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,153 Daisy, you haven't logged in yet. 83 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,589 -What the fuck? -I'm about to. I'm about to. 84 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,401 -Get your hands off me. -Shut up. 85 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,070 I told him to do it, and that stupid idiot did it. 86 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,638 Everyone is obsessed with ass. 87 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:20,774 I fucked him and made him buy me a car. 88 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,144 Seriously, I will fucking kill you! 89 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,047 -Anybody there? Please? -Right here. 90 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,114 Help me. 91 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,251 So fucking gay! 92 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,786 Insurgents know we're coming. 93 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,589 I'm so fucking lonely. 94 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,699 You know what your mom said, you fat fuck? 95 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:48,435 You bloody bastard, fuck you. 96 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,303 It was my first year in college. 97 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,808 If I was you on the other side of the line... 98 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,610 I love you. 99 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,308 Come on, let's go. 100 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,816 You get paid to watch porn? 101 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:13,186 Not just porn, other things, awful things. 102 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,289 Not the kind of stuff you wanna talk about on a first date. 103 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,092 Is everyone like horny all the time? 104 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:22,195 Some people seem to be, yeah. 105 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:26,132 But it doesn't affect you? 106 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:32,238 Also not the kind of thing to get into on the first date. 107 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,941 Do you like it? I mean, that's what matters. 108 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:39,145 It's not what I pictured myself doing. 109 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,881 I just don't have any other options at the moment. 110 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,284 If you could do any job in the world... 111 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,088 What would it be? 112 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,291 A nurse. 113 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:53,893 -Really? -Yeah. 114 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:58,431 -Not an astronaut or the president? -No. 115 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,334 Not interested, not qualified for that. 116 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,969 So go be a nurse. 117 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,538 It's not that simple. 118 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,908 There's school, and applications, and interviews, 119 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,343 and a test. 120 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,112 Take the test. 121 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:13,913 I did. 122 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,182 Still not a nurse. 123 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:35,902 Yeah! 124 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,473 Okay? 125 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,315 What was that noise? 126 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,325 Where did you get those? 127 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,328 Supply closet. 128 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,032 -Wanna try? -No, I'm good. 129 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,634 -Sure? -Yeah. 130 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,937 Then go fuck yourself. Yeah! 131 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,776 What the fuck is wrong with you? 132 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:23,783 Can you be more specific? 133 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,485 Why did you delete that video? 134 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,322 Which one? 135 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,995 It's violent and disturbing, 136 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,498 and the amount of blood is gratuitous. 137 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,134 -It was pinned to a news site. -So? 138 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,837 Come on, Daisy! We could get sued. 139 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,340 Freedom of speech is a real thing. 140 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,610 Okay, but freedom of reach is not. 141 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,315 What the fuck does that mean? 142 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,718 The poor woman killed herself. No one needs to see that. 143 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,720 Well, you don't write the guidelines. 144 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,722 You follow them. Poorly. 145 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,025 Okay, well, sometimes the guidelines are wrong. 146 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,665 You haven't been here six months. You're talking out of your ass. 147 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,135 Next time you think you know better, try to remember: you don't. 148 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,147 In case you change your mind. 149 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,991 Before we get too deep into anything today, 150 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:42,662 I want to clarify a few changes to our revised terms of use packet. 151 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:47,100 There's been some confusion with a particular type of post, 152 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,802 and it's hurting our accuracy rating. 153 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,639 Just because a ticket has a bad word 154 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,874 does not mean it has to be removed. 155 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,244 Harassment or gratuitous profanity should always be deleted. 156 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,581 But users are allowed to curse if the phrasing is artistic, 157 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,784 such as song lyrics, or commendatory, 158 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,953 something like, you're my favorite person. 159 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,623 Yeah, Bob. Yes. 160 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,859 Yeah, "person" isn't a bad word. 161 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:18,464 It's a fill-in-the-blank sort of thing. You get the point, right? 162 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,367 No, I don't. What if I fill in the blank with "asshole"? 163 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,471 -That's okay. -What about "asshole toucher"? 164 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,708 Too sexual. You should know that by now. 165 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,043 What about a racial slur? 166 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,347 -All right, that's enough. -No, I'm being serious. 167 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:38,051 I come across this stuff all the time, and I never know how to handle it. 168 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,486 What if I said, "You're my favorite Mick," 169 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,021 or "my favorite dothead," 170 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,190 or "my favorite cheese-eating moosefucker?" 171 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,726 Which is a French-Canadian term I just made up. 172 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,163 You can't say any of that. This is a workplace. 173 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:53,166 If it were in a ticket, we should approve it, right? Or... 174 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:56,836 Technically, none of those words are on our current banned phrases list. 175 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:57,904 Remember, 176 00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,539 we're not censors. 177 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,774 We are moderators. 178 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,145 Big breath in. 179 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,316 Hold it for as long as you can. 180 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,186 And big breath out. 181 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,301 -Hello. -Hey. 182 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,371 Can you keep an eye on Violet? I got called to work. 183 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,675 I'm like very in the middle of something right now. 184 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,744 Yeah, I can smell it. 185 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,049 Okay, sure. You can bring her over. 186 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,519 Can you give me a second to clean up and open a window? 187 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,489 -Good idea. -Yep. 188 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,028 Are you hungry? 189 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,630 Not really. 190 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,511 Are you on Reddit? 191 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,049 Reddit is for adults. 192 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,519 No, it's not. 193 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,754 Yeah, it is. 194 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,390 I've had an account since I was nine. 195 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,060 Okay. 196 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,497 Let's make a deal. 197 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:36,369 You can stay up as late as you want, but no tablet and no phone. 198 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:40,139 What's the point of staying up late if I can't use my tablet? 199 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,242 Unlimited movies and popcorn? 200 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,845 -Can I have beer? -No. 201 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,554 My God. 202 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,002 Do you want your stars? 203 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,971 -Yes, please. -Okay. 204 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,995 When I was your age, 205 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,599 all we had were glow-in-the-dark stickers. 206 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,636 And they never worked. 207 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,623 But it was actually kind of eye-opening 208 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,627 Like, the job sucks, but it does protect people. 209 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:11,831 Like knights in the shiniest armor. 210 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,835 We watch this shit so no one else has to, like little kids. 211 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,339 Yeah, kids annoy me, but yeah, I get it. 212 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,110 We're like the first responders of the Internet, you know? 213 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,679 That's like my silver lining from now on, at least. 214 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,551 -I mean, it's a good mindset to have. -Do you think? 215 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,487 -Yeah. -I mean, me too. I just... 216 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:38,624 I thought it when I was violently high, so I wasn't sure. 217 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,861 By the way, I never asked. How was your date? 218 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,897 It was good. I think he was cute. He's sweet. 219 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:48,467 -Then you should call him. -Yeah, I should. 220 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,342 Why are you shouting at me? Because I'm going to... 221 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,148 By the banks of the hanky panky 222 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,116 Where the bull frogs jump from... 223 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,206 Somebody help! 224 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,813 I need to get this in... 225 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,349 just so... 226 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,052 Here, take the tourniquet off. 227 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,254 There's too much blood pressure. 228 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,356 It makes it hard for the needle to go in. 229 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,393 -I saw that on YouTube. -Try to sit still, okay, ma'am? 230 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,595 -Okay. -Thank you. Let's see. 231 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,732 And we're in. 232 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,567 Do you like your job? 233 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,603 Sometimes. Sure. 234 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,039 Do you see a lot of bad stuff? 235 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,309 Unfortunately, yeah. 236 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,377 Yes, we do. 237 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,947 Car crashes, overdoses. 238 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:19,385 But most of our patients are obese people 239 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,687 who think they're having a heart attack, so... 240 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,658 Did I have a heart attack? 241 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,326 No, sweetie, you didn't. 242 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,162 Okay, let's hook you up. 243 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,464 There we go. 244 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:32,965 All set. 245 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,507 Trust me, you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. 246 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:45,878 Fainting is like a rite of passage at Paladin. We all do it at some point. 247 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,947 Everybody thinks I'm a pussy now. 248 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,850 Come on, nobody thinks that. And if they do, fuck them. 249 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,252 Literally, go sit on their face and thrust. 250 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,355 Because next week, it'll be one of them on the floor for sure. 251 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,358 I just feel all foggy. 252 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,795 That's like a hangover. It will pass. 253 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,898 You just need to get the bad shit out of your system. 254 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,434 -How? -Sleep it off. 255 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,441 How did I look when I fell? 256 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,744 Was it kind of cool and dramatic? 257 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:22,615 Bob tried to give you mouth-to-mouth, and I almost let him. 258 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,016 That's how bad you looked. 259 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:28,254 I took a video of the aftermath, whenever you're ready to laugh about it. 260 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:32,358 Yeah, I'm not quite there yet, but thank you for doing that. 261 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,794 It was funny. You were like... 262 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,257 Hi, I'm Daisy Morris. 263 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,094 I just received an invoice for US$ 2,200. 264 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,566 Okay, ma'am, I need your insurance number. 265 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,136 No, my job does not offer insurance, so I use Medicaid. 266 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:19,572 In that case, there is not much I can do. 267 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:22,975 Okay, but it's still US$ 2,200. How is that possible? 268 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,444 What we can do is... 269 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:36,121 Hold on, an ambulance ride is US$ 900? 270 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,958 Why the fuck does it cost that much? 271 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,271 Yeah. 272 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,042 Paul! 273 00:22:58,711 --> 00:22:59,712 New guy! 274 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:01,247 Paul! 275 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,252 What's your email? 276 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,320 Why? 277 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,056 Because I want to send you an email, you fucking dope. 278 00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,025 We're doing an office pool, 279 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:16,195 predicting which one of us is going to have the next meltdown. 280 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,364 That's pretty cruel. 281 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,499 It's something to pass the time. 282 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,801 Right now you're the favorite. 283 00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:24,770 -Me? -Yeah. 284 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,179 -Somebody thinks I'll piss my pants? -Yeah, that was me. 285 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:39,485 You can't bet on yourselves. Don't get any ideas. 286 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,421 You really are a dickhead. 287 00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:43,489 Yeah... 288 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:47,293 So are you in or out? 289 00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:49,094 Paul? Out. 290 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:51,864 He's out. 291 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,940 Well, hello. 292 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,542 I figured you'd take the day off. 293 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,678 I can't lose a shift. I need the money. 294 00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:08,347 You're right. 295 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:15,120 Goddamn it. 296 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:16,588 What? 297 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:22,528 Just my first ticket of the morning is a beheading. 298 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,598 Yeah. I've seen that one. 299 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,102 It keeps popping back up. I don't know why. 300 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:34,039 But the footage is a little bit blurry, so not too bad, right? 301 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:45,284 In order to find peace, you must tame your thoughts, 302 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:47,753 quiet your mind, 303 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:50,356 focus on your lungs. 304 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,291 Big breath in. 305 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,829 Hold it for as long as you can. 306 00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,832 And big breath out. 307 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:07,339 Feel a sense of being swell within your chest, 308 00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:09,541 cradling, soothing. 309 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,678 And whatever's causing stress in your life, 310 00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,247 just forget about it. 311 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,617 Fuck you, you podcast-making dick. 312 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,856 In order to find peace, you must tame your thoughts, 313 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:26,258 quiet your mind, 314 00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:28,927 focus on your lungs. 315 00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:30,996 Big breath in. 316 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,501 Hold it for as long as you can. 317 00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:18,377 I'm getting a contact high just looking at you. 318 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:20,045 Sorry. 319 00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,614 At least lie. Do me the courtesy. 320 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:28,353 Okay, I'm not high. I'm very tired. 321 00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:33,559 What do you want? 322 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,261 I want to send the hammer ticket to the police. 323 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,163 On what grounds? 324 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:40,833 Kidnapping, torture, rape. 325 00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:43,535 How do you know the act wasn't staged and consensual? 326 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:47,272 Do you think that girl wanted a nail bashed into her? 327 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:50,209 This is a fetish video. It's gross, yes. 328 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,845 It's just cheap special effects and bad acting. 329 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:55,948 Did you hear her scream? Did you watch it? Did you hear that? 330 00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:02,221 Daisy, we've been through this. 331 00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:04,857 If we go to the cops and we are wrong, 332 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:07,459 that causes legal problems for our parent company. 333 00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:09,628 I'll put it in writing 334 00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:12,498 that this is coming from me and not you, not the company. 335 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:13,632 -No! -It'll be fine. 336 00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:16,168 You did your job, you clicked delete. 337 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,770 -End of story. -I need to do more. 338 00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:21,707 Then go volunteer at the shelter. Don't be a martyr, okay? 339 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,076 And if this is bothering you so much, 340 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,511 talk to the counselor. 341 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,280 Really? 342 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:33,652 We've received an anonymous complaint 343 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,687 -about you. -Yeah? 344 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:36,788 From whom? Linda? 345 00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:38,123 Fucking tattletale. 346 00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:41,360 I just said it was anonymous. 347 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:42,995 You can tell it was from Linda? 348 00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:44,730 Yeah. 349 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:49,635 Should I... Want me to read it out? 350 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,870 Give me the bullet points. 351 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:55,707 Well, your colleagues are afraid of you, Bob. 352 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:57,743 Cause I yell sometimes. 353 00:27:58,443 --> 00:28:01,413 It's because of what you yell. 354 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:03,916 Look, 355 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:08,086 work can be frustrating. I get that, right? 356 00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:10,889 But there has to be a better way to manage how you feel. 357 00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:14,159 Like what? 358 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:17,596 Well, use the tranquility room. 359 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:21,033 Yeah? When things get difficult, 360 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,335 pop yourself in there 361 00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:26,171 for your nine minutes of wellness time. 362 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:33,212 I know nine minutes sounds short, 363 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:36,848 but if you clear your head, you'd be surprised how long it can feel. 364 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:38,150 Yeah? 365 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:42,154 You could try drawing in a coloring book. 366 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:46,525 It can really take your mind off things. 367 00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:48,193 Yeah, yeah. 368 00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:51,630 I guess so. Coloring book, yeah. 369 00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,299 You know, before I came here, 370 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:57,336 I watched a video of a kid getting molested. 371 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,706 I had to watch it for 20 seconds cause it's company policy. 372 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,776 Before that it was two people having sex on a dead body. 373 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,746 And before that it was some fucking weirdo 374 00:29:07,813 --> 00:29:09,948 funneling Mountain Dew into his butt hole. 375 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:13,885 Do you think a coloring book is going to erase all that from my memory? 376 00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:18,490 To be honest, no, I don't. 377 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:21,727 I don't, but I do believe that... 378 00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:26,598 making some sort of sincere effort might help. 379 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:28,533 Yeah. 380 00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,236 Yeah. 381 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,506 You know, the people out there who aren't yelling, 382 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,575 the ones who are just taking it, 383 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,012 that's who you need to worry about. 384 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,557 "I'm down here at Paladin." You get the idea. 385 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:54,259 I'm good. 386 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,029 I'm good. 387 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:11,943 Listen. 388 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,648 I hate you. 389 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:20,686 Women are inferior by nature, and I don't care if you disagree. 390 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,521 Because you are inferior. 391 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,090 Fake tits, fake lips and fake ass. 392 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,821 Hi. I'd like to report a crime. 393 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:12,404 Do you work at that place off Route 90? 394 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:14,306 Paladin? 395 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,541 No. 396 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,977 Where did you find this? 397 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,345 It popped up on my feed. 398 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,049 -Out of nowhere? -Yeah, out of nowhere. 399 00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:30,255 Was the footage filmed here in Leon County or the state of Florida? 400 00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:31,356 I don't know. 401 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:35,227 Well, I can only investigate crimes that occur within my jurisdiction. 402 00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:38,597 Well, you can watch within your jurisdiction. 403 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:40,532 That's not a crime. 404 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,136 Well, maybe it should be. 405 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,472 "I know it when I see it." You ever hear that expression? 406 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:50,442 Supreme Court? It was about porn. 407 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:53,779 This is porn. 408 00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:55,847 No, it's violence. 409 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,251 Even if this video is real, which I very much doubt, 410 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,120 odds are these guys are worlds away from here. 411 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:05,056 Who do I talk to? Who is responsible for things like this? 412 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:07,893 Look. 413 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:12,964 I find this video disturbing, like any average person would, 414 00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:15,934 but that doesn't automatically make it part of my purview. 415 00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:17,402 I wish I could do something. 416 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,871 You don't need to wish. You're a police officer. 417 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:23,074 -You can just do something! -Unless there's a minor involved, 418 00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:26,445 we can't arrest people for things they watch with their pants down. 419 00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,448 We're not the jerk-off police. 420 00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:33,585 You could've fooled me. 421 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:39,090 I'm calling you a jerk-off in case it wasn't clear. 422 00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:40,592 Yeah, I get it. Thanks. 423 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,160 Police. May I help you? 424 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,291 What? 425 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:17,095 I know! 426 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,273 I went to this bar 427 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,442 where they were doing this TikTok thing. 428 00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:33,879 Everyone had to wear red, yellow, or green. 429 00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:36,214 Red meant leave me the fuck alone, 430 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:39,050 yellow meant approach me, but with caution, 431 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:42,687 and green meant come over and annoy the shit out of me. 432 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,422 That sounds like a good system. 433 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:47,692 Yeah, except for the fact that I was the only girl wearing green, 434 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:51,363 so everybody was looking at me like I had STDs reading on my forehead. 435 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:55,033 Isn't that why we go out to meet people and misbehave? 436 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:58,703 No, I came here to hang out with you. I don't want to talk to strangers. 437 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:02,674 Me too, but I want to have a bit of fun, and I could use a partner in crime. 438 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:05,043 Nobody wants to be a deviant alone. 439 00:34:05,310 --> 00:34:08,246 I don't know, that sounds like a tall ask for me right now. 440 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:10,949 No, it's not. You're 25, you're good-looking, 441 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:12,684 just pick a guy and smile. 442 00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:17,622 -I don't want to hate myself after. -Do you hate yourself right now? 443 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,125 A little bit. 444 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:23,395 So the worst-case scenario is the status quo. 445 00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:26,831 Drink it. It builds character. 446 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,568 It gives you charisma. It gives you personality. 447 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,447 This doesn't feel right. 448 00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:17,515 No, can you just push it a little bit? 449 00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:19,317 -I'll move my leg. -Where? 450 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,057 -Not good! Not good! -Yeah, yeah. I agree. 451 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,095 Do you have KY? 452 00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:34,733 No, I do not have KY. This is not the 90s. 453 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,235 Well, I think you might be dry. 454 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:39,371 Okay. 455 00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:43,642 I mean, that happens to lots of girls. 456 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,611 It's the alcohol. Don't sweat it. Besides, 457 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:49,147 we don't have to have sex. 458 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:51,816 We could do... 459 00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:54,452 We could do... 460 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:56,721 other stuff. 461 00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,224 Are you kidding? 462 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:01,893 I mean, 463 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:05,030 I came all the way here in the middle of the night. 464 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:06,498 You can go. 465 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,068 -Seriously? -Yep. 466 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,481 What's the Wi-Fi password? I need to call an Uber. 467 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:25,216 Fuck you. 468 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,153 Is the "F" lowercase or capital? 469 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,921 Fuck! 470 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:33,291 Bye. 471 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,624 What the fuck? 472 00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:23,328 That's disgusting. Why would you do that to yourself? 473 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:27,232 Are you okay? 474 00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:28,933 Yeah, I just... 475 00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:31,202 I just watched a guy 476 00:39:32,437 --> 00:39:34,839 cut his dick open and eat a piece of it. 477 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,645 But I guess that's culinary, and I should approve it. 478 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,649 If you're gonna throw up, try to do it in a trash can 479 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,918 because they charge for carpet cleaning here. 480 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,320 I just... 481 00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:51,923 I just need some air. 482 00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:54,592 Okay, lunch is in 16 minutes, 483 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:56,494 so just try to hang on until then. 484 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:01,799 Not cool, Daisy. He was about to drop. I would've won the pool. 485 00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:04,602 That's cheating! 486 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:24,088 So where were you before Paladin? 487 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:29,260 Graduate school for Computer Science and Coding. 488 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,530 Holy shit, you are 489 00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:37,068 tragically overqualified for this job. 490 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:42,040 In my spare time, 491 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,976 I've been working on an algorithm that can review tickets. 492 00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:48,646 It tracks a percentage of users that flag the post 493 00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:51,015 and looks for trigger words in the comments. 494 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,650 It's pretty rudimentary, but... 495 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,752 They tried that, 496 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,121 but it didn't work. 497 00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:01,092 This is one of the very few times 498 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:04,028 in which people are more reliable than computers. 499 00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:07,598 That seems illogical. 500 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:11,202 Yeah, but computers can't feel grief, 501 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:14,372 which is technically our only real job requirement, 502 00:41:14,439 --> 00:41:15,540 if you think about it. 503 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,744 They're paying us for our pain. 504 00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:26,250 That almost looks peaceful lying there. 505 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:28,653 Yeah, almost. 506 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,256 What are you supposed to do if it grabs a hold of you? 507 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,058 Fight. 508 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,961 Yes. I mean, they're ambush predators, 509 00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:39,931 so they're actually more dangerous when you can't see them. 510 00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:44,869 That's how they get you. 511 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,681 Just like we practiced. Let's try it, okay? 512 00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,549 Grab the collar. 513 00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:01,352 Push forward, use momentum, and then knee. 514 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:02,987 Knee, knee. 515 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,690 You have keys, you can use those. 516 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:09,594 If not you can use your nails. Aim for the soft spots. Eyes, mouth. 517 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:13,091 Yeah, but that guy, I ghosted him last week. 518 00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:15,026 This guy I was talking to at the bar, 519 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:17,995 I knew his ex-girlfriend. We went to high school together. 520 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:20,498 But, actually, I haven't spoken to her in years. 521 00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:24,001 I mean, she's just so fucking annoying on Instagram. 522 00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:27,505 She's just trying to be this fitness influencer. 523 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:28,906 She just sucks. 524 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,075 And her arms are fat. 525 00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:34,312 It's like, girl, go do some push-ups, 526 00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:35,880 and then you can influence me. 527 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,617 -You're not listening. -Sorry. 528 00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,954 Your turn to vent, I know. I'm listening. 529 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,089 Vent? What do you mean, vent? 530 00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:47,458 I don't give a fuck about these people. 531 00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:48,726 Vent! 532 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,636 -It's vodka. Do you want some? -I'm all set, thanks. 533 00:44:01,105 --> 00:44:03,774 Do you by chance have a gun that I could borrow? 534 00:44:04,709 --> 00:44:05,710 What? 535 00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:07,645 For like a day or two. 536 00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:10,948 Why do you think I own a gun? 537 00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:15,353 You seem like a gun guy. 538 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,824 Go fuck yourself! 539 00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:21,893 Go fuck yourself in the ass. 540 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:23,227 It's not an insult! 541 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,330 You talk about flamethrowers and bombs every day. 542 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:28,733 -How is this an insult? -That is totally... 543 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:30,668 different. 544 00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:33,070 Okay. Sorry, I didn't realize. 545 00:44:33,804 --> 00:44:37,074 A gun isn't the sort of thing that people just lend each other. 546 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:40,111 Well, I wouldn't know. I've never even touched one. 547 00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:43,881 I was going to... People say it's therapeutic. 548 00:44:43,948 --> 00:44:46,217 I was going to go to the range and try it out. 549 00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:51,289 Is this some sort of cry for help? 550 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,358 -Cause, honestly, I got nothing. -No. 551 00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:58,963 It was just a favor, if it wasn't too inconvenient. 552 00:45:00,631 --> 00:45:03,467 Okay. I don't have a gun, Daisy. 553 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:09,774 -I don't have a gun. -Okay. 554 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,777 -Yeah? -Thanks, anyways. 555 00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:14,645 -Have a good day. -Enjoy. 556 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:15,713 Thank you. 557 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:17,281 You should do it. 558 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:19,550 Do what? 559 00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:22,453 Shoot something. It might feel good. 560 00:45:24,789 --> 00:45:25,790 Okay. 561 00:48:07,985 --> 00:48:09,320 No, please! 562 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,554 Please, don't! 563 00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:12,723 Please, don't! Please, don't! 564 00:48:22,867 --> 00:48:23,868 Somebody help! 565 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:44,221 Yes? 566 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,023 You're a fucking scumbag. 567 00:48:47,825 --> 00:48:49,560 -Excuse me? -You heard me. 568 00:48:49,627 --> 00:48:52,329 Yeah, I have no idea why you would say that to me. 569 00:49:00,337 --> 00:49:02,039 -What the fuck? -You made this! 570 00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:03,674 -No, I didn't! -You posted this! 571 00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:06,210 -You put this online for people to see! -I didn't! 572 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,979 -Then somebody at your house did. -Stay away from me! 573 00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:11,549 -Why are you lying? You posted this! -I'm not. 574 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:13,250 -You posted this! -I'm not lying! 575 00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:14,819 You know who's a scumbag? You! 576 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,789 What are you doing shoving that shit in my face? 577 00:49:20,424 --> 00:49:21,459 You're sick! 578 00:50:07,137 --> 00:50:08,739 Was grad school really hard? 579 00:50:10,074 --> 00:50:11,775 It wasn't so bad, 580 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:15,546 but you have to treat it like a job, you can't pretend it's college again. 581 00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:16,680 Yeah. 582 00:50:17,982 --> 00:50:19,550 Did you learn a lot? 583 00:50:21,986 --> 00:50:23,020 I hope so. 584 00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:26,957 You're probably really good with computers, then. 585 00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:29,793 Isn't everyone our age? 586 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:33,030 I just assume you can do things that most people can't. 587 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,032 I guess. 588 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,769 You think you could find someone? 589 00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:40,237 -Online? -Yeah. 590 00:50:40,304 --> 00:50:43,140 Like, their address or... 591 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,810 their job or just information about them. 592 00:50:47,678 --> 00:50:50,781 I mean, you don't really need computer skills for that. 593 00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:53,350 That's just basic Internet stalking. 594 00:50:54,785 --> 00:50:57,521 The thing is, I only know what he looks like. 595 00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:00,591 I'm just asking for a name. 596 00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:02,693 I know what want, but I'm not doing it. 597 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,528 -Why? -It's stupid and dangerous. 598 00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:05,896 For you to tell me a name? 599 00:51:05,963 --> 00:51:07,698 -What happens after that? -Nothing. 600 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,833 Then why do you want it so badly? 601 00:51:13,837 --> 00:51:15,873 I just want to look him in the eyes. 602 00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:21,078 Okay, so I give you the name, you look him in the eye. Then what? 603 00:51:21,145 --> 00:51:22,913 I'll just live happily ever after. 604 00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:26,116 Daisy, this guy's a maniac. He will hurt you or worse. 605 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:28,652 -No, he won't. -How do you know that? 606 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:32,222 Daisy, things will get better, right? 607 00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:35,092 Please, please! 608 00:51:35,159 --> 00:51:37,628 Come on, name your price. I will do anything! 609 00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:39,163 Anything. 610 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,801 Daisy... 611 00:51:45,402 --> 00:51:46,403 I'm gay. 612 00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:48,706 What? 613 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,441 -I like dick. -No! 614 00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:53,243 Not sexually! Not whoring myself out to you! 615 00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:56,981 Now you seriously have to fucking help me for being a dickhead. 616 00:51:57,848 --> 00:51:59,016 Fuck. 617 00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:00,150 Fuck. 618 00:54:05,209 --> 00:54:06,276 What do you want? 619 00:54:09,113 --> 00:54:11,315 Another content moderator had an episode. 620 00:54:11,381 --> 00:54:13,784 This one was mild, so I handled the fallout, 621 00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:18,756 but it's probably time to invest in an emergency kit or a crash cart. 622 00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:23,127 No, I just told you corporate has their boots on our throats. 623 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,631 It's important that they think Paladin is nothing but smiling faces. 624 00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:31,735 If they find out people are keeling over, they'll shut us down. 625 00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:35,105 We should keep employees safe while they're punching clock, right? 626 00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:39,276 There won't be a clock to punch if we piss off the people that pay us. 627 00:54:39,343 --> 00:54:42,179 -Do you want that on your conscience? -No, of course not. 628 00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:45,048 You should organize a happy hour for team bonding, 629 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,617 whatever the fuck it's called. 630 00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:49,920 A little distraction should be good for everybody. Cash bar. 631 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:54,091 Okay, I can arrange something for next week so you could join us. 632 00:54:55,325 --> 00:54:57,895 Yeah. I'd rather set myself on fire. 633 00:55:00,597 --> 00:55:01,598 Yeah. 634 00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:07,738 I'm dancing. I'm not like you. 635 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,506 -Alright, guys. -Thank you. 636 00:55:09,573 --> 00:55:10,774 Cheers. 637 00:55:11,341 --> 00:55:13,243 How do you say it in Singapore? 638 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,511 Jiak sai. 639 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,714 -What does that mean? -It means eat shit. 640 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,550 -Seriously? -Yeah. 641 00:55:19,616 --> 00:55:20,984 Yeah. Eat shit, everybody. 642 00:55:21,051 --> 00:55:22,786 Jiak sai! 643 00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:39,436 Did you just make up that name? Please! 644 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:42,272 Okay, Linda just bought cocaine with Venmo. 645 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,141 What a world! 646 00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:45,375 What a world! 647 00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:17,674 What's your worst? 648 00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:21,111 What do you mean, worst? 649 00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:24,047 That one that's planted roots. 650 00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:27,651 Kept you up at night, popped into your head on Christmas morning. 651 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:32,723 Don't you want a break? 652 00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:35,826 Isn't that the point of this thing? 653 00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:39,663 -Can we talk about something else? -How could we? 654 00:56:41,598 --> 00:56:43,901 -Mine's Funkytown. -Yeah. 655 00:56:44,768 --> 00:56:46,370 What's Funkytown? 656 00:56:46,670 --> 00:56:48,805 It's a torture tape. 657 00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:53,644 Super popular disco soundtrack. 658 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:57,180 Skin everywhere. It's disgusting. 659 00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:03,787 It actually happened like ten minutes away from where I grew up. 660 00:57:04,655 --> 00:57:06,123 That's why it bothered me, 661 00:57:06,189 --> 00:57:08,625 cause this shit is closer than you think. 662 00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:12,296 And you? 663 00:57:13,463 --> 00:57:15,098 My brother was a Marine, so... 664 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,869 anything with soldiers really gets me. 665 00:57:20,504 --> 00:57:23,173 -I'm sorry, that's sad. -No, don't be sad. 666 00:57:23,874 --> 00:57:25,809 He's a fucking piece of shit. 667 00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:28,912 Paul? 668 00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:33,750 I don't know. I guess I don't have one yet. 669 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,386 -Don't like you guys. -Then get out! 670 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:43,760 We all know what Daisy's is, so... 671 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:48,198 how about we talk about literally anything else? 672 00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:51,234 Okay, sure, like what? 673 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:04,081 All right, girl, I think I'm gonna go. 674 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,316 -I'm going to stay. -You're drunk. 675 00:58:06,383 --> 00:58:08,251 I know, that's why I'm going to stay. 676 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:11,621 Okay, so have fun, be safe, 677 00:58:11,688 --> 00:58:14,992 and if Bob starts looking fuckable, leave immediately. 678 00:58:16,093 --> 00:58:17,127 -Bye. -Bye. 679 00:58:19,763 --> 00:58:21,531 This is why porn is a good thing. 680 00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:26,269 People get nasty urges, and then instead of acting on them, 681 00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:27,771 you watch a video, 682 00:58:28,271 --> 00:58:30,874 and then like magic, the nastiness is gone. 683 00:58:32,109 --> 00:58:34,878 What if the opposite happens, you watch a video, 684 00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:37,447 and the nastiness sneaks in? What do you do then? 685 00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:39,983 I don't know. 686 00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:42,319 Just watch another video. 687 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:49,326 But everybody keeps saying that it's fake, but does it even matter? 688 00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:51,495 Because it's all I can think about, 689 00:58:51,561 --> 00:58:53,930 and I can't shut the fuck up about it. 690 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,610 This ticket had two million views before I deleted it. 691 00:59:06,676 --> 00:59:09,980 That's two million people getting off on someone else's pain. 692 00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:13,417 Violence goes viral. Always has, always will. 693 00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:18,555 I know the video you're talking about. 694 00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:22,059 -You did a good thing taking it down. -You've watched that video? 695 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:24,194 It popped up in my feed. 696 00:59:25,429 --> 00:59:26,763 Out of nowhere? 697 00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:28,598 You know how these things go. 698 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:31,034 We have no control over what we see. 699 00:59:33,136 --> 00:59:34,137 Right. 700 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,509 So, I'm about to lock up, 701 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:42,479 but I'd be happy to continue this conversation elsewhere, 702 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:43,914 if you want. 703 00:59:46,683 --> 00:59:47,851 No, thank you. 704 00:59:50,053 --> 00:59:51,054 Come on. 705 00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:55,225 All this talk of porn, and it didn't put you in the mood? 706 01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:01,364 Well, 707 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,700 I guess it did. 708 01:00:05,001 --> 01:00:06,002 In a way. 709 01:00:09,206 --> 01:00:10,574 Should I get rough? 710 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:12,242 Yes, please. 711 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:22,285 How rough? 712 01:00:23,687 --> 01:00:24,821 As rough as you want. 713 01:00:27,924 --> 01:00:28,925 Okay. 714 01:00:30,026 --> 01:00:31,895 Fuck! What do you doing? 715 01:00:32,429 --> 01:00:33,430 Wait! 716 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:35,632 God! Stop! Stop! 717 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:36,967 Stop! 718 01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:40,003 Stop! Please! Wait! Stop! 719 01:00:42,405 --> 01:00:43,406 Stop! 720 01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:44,674 Wait! Stop! 721 01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:06,356 The cops are here. 722 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:07,691 -Yeah. -What happened? 723 01:02:08,925 --> 01:02:11,828 Someone working the overnight shift had a stroke, 724 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:15,131 or a seizure or something bad, and nobody knew what to do, 725 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:19,002 which made a shitty situation even shittier. 726 01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:21,504 My God, that's awful. Is he okay? 727 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:26,576 The management said he'll be fine, but that's what they always say. 728 01:02:26,643 --> 01:02:29,212 They don't want to give us a reason to stop working. 729 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,781 Where did he sit? 730 01:02:33,116 --> 01:02:34,117 There. 731 01:02:58,174 --> 01:02:59,175 Yes. 732 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,115 Money from the pool. 733 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:08,752 Give it to him, or his kids, or whatever. 734 01:03:27,170 --> 01:03:28,471 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 735 01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:33,610 Are you hungry? I can make you a grilled cheese. 736 01:03:35,111 --> 01:03:37,314 No, thank you. That's a very sweet offer. 737 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,085 I need to check something. 738 01:03:42,719 --> 01:03:45,689 What happened to your "no phones rule"? 739 01:03:51,728 --> 01:03:54,464 This is just something with work that I have to handle. 740 01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:56,132 When's your dad back tonight? 741 01:03:56,199 --> 01:03:57,200 10:30 pm. 742 01:03:59,903 --> 01:04:02,806 Okay, I have to go to my office real quick. 743 01:04:02,872 --> 01:04:04,841 -Right now? -Yeah, just for one hour. 744 01:04:04,908 --> 01:04:07,911 I'll put a movie on, and I'll be back before it's over. 745 01:04:07,977 --> 01:04:09,379 But I'll be by myself. 746 01:04:09,446 --> 01:04:13,049 Just for a bit. I'll lock the door. You will be totally fine, I promise. 747 01:04:13,116 --> 01:04:16,619 I know I'll be fine, but I'll get bored. 748 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:31,601 Welcome. 749 01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:34,771 This is it. We got some coffee over there, some candy, 750 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:39,109 and stuff here. And that's my favorite corner right there. 751 01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:40,777 Where is everybody? 752 01:04:41,978 --> 01:04:43,646 On the way. First off, 753 01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:47,917 sign these, and no stage names, alright? 754 01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:51,321 Everything's got to match your driver's license exactly. 755 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:53,523 -We do everything above board here. -Okay. 756 01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:56,192 Also, do you know this guy? 757 01:04:56,259 --> 01:04:58,161 He owes me money for my license. 758 01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:01,331 No phones allowed in here. Sorry. Company policy. 759 01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:05,402 Okay, I'll go put it in my car. 760 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:09,172 Yeah, that one's locked. It closes automatically. 761 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:14,811 We can't have people coming in and out like that 762 01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:17,447 while the cameras are rolling, so we keep it locked. 763 01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:20,316 Okay, can you unlock it for me? 764 01:05:20,383 --> 01:05:22,152 Not until you signed the forms. 765 01:05:25,388 --> 01:05:26,990 I'm not signing anything. 766 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,094 Do you want some socks for those cold feet? 767 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:37,200 Seriously, if you leave without finishing your paperwork, 768 01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:38,468 I can't let you back in. 769 01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:41,538 Why? 770 01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:45,041 What's the other option? 771 01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:48,411 Sign forms, hand me your phone, and make two-fifty? 772 01:05:51,414 --> 01:05:52,882 I choose door number one. 773 01:05:54,551 --> 01:05:56,419 Have a great evening then, beautiful. 774 01:07:31,381 --> 01:07:33,283 Beat it, kids, hit the road. 775 01:07:34,117 --> 01:07:35,118 Violet. 776 01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:38,354 Hi. 777 01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:47,063 -You left my 10-year-old alone? -I'm sorry. 778 01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:50,133 Sorry doesn't really cut it. You weren't here! 779 01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:53,803 And you didn't bother to text me, which is both selfish and stupid. 780 01:07:54,637 --> 01:07:57,006 -What can I do to make it right? -Nothing. 781 01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:09,953 Please, leave a message at the tone. 782 01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:13,389 Hi, it's Daisy. 783 01:08:14,457 --> 01:08:17,126 I'm calling you back, finally. 784 01:08:17,193 --> 01:08:20,630 Sorry, it took me ten whole years to do that. 785 01:08:21,331 --> 01:08:24,500 I wanted to see if you were busy this weekend, 786 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:26,603 and if you wanted to hang out. 787 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:32,609 Yeah. So I'll be waiting 788 01:08:32,675 --> 01:08:34,110 to hear from you, or not. 789 01:08:34,177 --> 01:08:35,812 So, either way is good. 790 01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:39,782 Okay, I hope you're having a good one. All right, bye. 791 01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:51,728 "A patient with AB negative blood type 792 01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:54,564 cannot receive transfusions from which blood types?" 793 01:08:55,365 --> 01:08:57,066 AB negative recipients 794 01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:59,435 are positive incompatible, 795 01:08:59,502 --> 01:09:01,938 so A positive, B positive, 796 01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:04,674 AB positive, and O positive. 797 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:06,643 Correct. Ten points! 798 01:09:06,709 --> 01:09:08,978 Is it bad that I don't know my own blood type? 799 01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:11,981 -That's not ideal. -Well, shit. 800 01:09:13,349 --> 01:09:15,418 That is disgusting. 801 01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:16,986 What is it? 802 01:09:17,453 --> 01:09:19,022 Decubitus ulcers? 803 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:21,758 Those can get nasty. 804 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,128 I could never do this. I'm already traumatized. 805 01:09:25,194 --> 01:09:28,898 I don't know if I can do it either. Right now I'm just looking at pictures. 806 01:09:30,366 --> 01:09:31,367 I believe in you. 807 01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:58,594 Do you hear that? 808 01:09:59,262 --> 01:10:01,297 My neighbor does chores on the weekend. 809 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,213 I can't listen to this. 810 01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:21,517 You get used to it. 811 01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:41,204 -No! -Where are you going? 812 01:10:41,270 --> 01:10:44,140 Tell this guy enough with the handyman shit for the day! 813 01:10:44,207 --> 01:10:46,275 -Why? -It's driving me fucking crazy! 814 01:10:46,342 --> 01:10:50,079 Hello! Stop! Fuck off! There are people in here. 815 01:10:50,146 --> 01:10:52,281 Stop it, asshole! Fuck you! 816 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:55,818 Are you okay? 817 01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:00,556 I am now. 818 01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:03,526 Is there anything I can do? 819 01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:06,763 Yeah, you can have sex with me, so I know that I can. 820 01:11:10,466 --> 01:11:12,268 I don't think that's a good idea. 821 01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:38,060 Where did you get those? 822 01:11:39,328 --> 01:11:41,097 -Online. -That simple? 823 01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:42,431 That simple. 824 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,401 Can I try one? 825 01:11:46,335 --> 01:11:48,337 Sure. They're from a shitty website, 826 01:11:48,404 --> 01:11:51,874 so they're probably sugar pills, and they don't do anything, but yeah. 827 01:11:52,742 --> 01:11:53,776 Can I try two, then? 828 01:11:53,843 --> 01:11:55,411 -Sure. -Yeah. 829 01:11:56,679 --> 01:11:57,680 Thank you. 830 01:11:58,514 --> 01:12:01,150 -You should swallow the pills. -That's how I do it. 831 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,288 Yeah. 832 01:12:06,722 --> 01:12:07,890 I miss you too. 833 01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:11,727 Can I talk to Mommy? 834 01:14:24,727 --> 01:14:26,862 Well, you left in a hurry. 835 01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:29,165 I did. 836 01:14:29,832 --> 01:14:31,934 Joy was pissed. 837 01:14:37,907 --> 01:14:38,908 I found a name. 838 01:14:41,577 --> 01:14:44,080 I don't know what you're planning on doing with it, 839 01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:46,615 and, to be honest, I don't want to know. 840 01:14:49,185 --> 01:14:51,387 But if you think it's gonna help in some way, 841 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:53,823 so be it. 842 01:14:56,592 --> 01:14:57,593 Just... 843 01:14:58,728 --> 01:15:00,463 Don't get hurt. Alright? 844 01:16:32,021 --> 01:16:34,256 Once ground zero... 845 01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:42,498 Just a reminder: that guy's banned from pretty much every platform. 846 01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:44,533 Enjoy looking at him. 847 01:16:45,501 --> 01:16:46,502 Okay. 848 01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,506 And, by the way, clean your neck, please. 849 01:16:51,073 --> 01:16:52,108 Okay. 850 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:56,412 Not sure what that has to do with anything. 851 01:16:57,146 --> 01:16:59,014 She's starting to fucking lose it. 852 01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:19,535 Holy shit. 853 01:17:22,104 --> 01:17:24,440 I don't think anyone is going to recognize you. 854 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:27,443 You did. 855 01:17:27,510 --> 01:17:30,880 Cause I know you, I was there, I remember what you were wearing. 856 01:17:30,946 --> 01:17:32,948 I can barely see your face in the video. 857 01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,666 So, was it like kind of self-defense or kind of...? 858 01:17:53,269 --> 01:17:54,270 No. 859 01:17:59,441 --> 01:18:00,509 No? 860 01:18:03,145 --> 01:18:04,213 No. 861 01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:08,551 Okay. What do you want me to do? 862 01:18:08,984 --> 01:18:11,120 I don't know. It's your ticket, not mine. 863 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:12,855 It doesn't break any of our rules, 864 01:18:12,922 --> 01:18:16,625 deleting it might bring more attention. I don't want to get you in trouble. 865 01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:22,798 Maybe I deserve to be in trouble. 866 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,200 Daisy, it's not you. 867 01:18:24,266 --> 01:18:27,136 It's this fucking place, it's not you. 868 01:18:28,737 --> 01:18:31,774 It's got a lot of views. The guy never filed a police report. 869 01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:32,975 I checked, 870 01:18:34,009 --> 01:18:36,011 so you're probably in the clear. 871 01:18:39,815 --> 01:18:42,918 Still, though, it's so fucking ugly. 872 01:18:44,286 --> 01:18:46,922 "Girl boss destroys." 873 01:18:49,858 --> 01:18:51,060 Yeah, it's ugly. 874 01:19:39,074 --> 01:19:40,509 I went on a date, 875 01:19:40,576 --> 01:19:41,577 or I tried to. 876 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:47,116 But I got upset, and I left. 877 01:19:53,856 --> 01:19:57,293 We're supposed to talk about work-related issues. 878 01:19:57,726 --> 01:20:00,029 Yes, I left because of a ticket. 879 01:20:01,363 --> 01:20:04,733 Okay, and what specifically about this ticket made you do that? 880 01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:07,903 It bothered me. 881 01:20:09,705 --> 01:20:11,373 Can you explain why? 882 01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:14,843 Sometimes vocalizing an image 883 01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:17,046 stuck in your head can help root it out. 884 01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:22,084 Well, you make that sound easy. 885 01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:24,386 Just give it a go. 886 01:20:35,397 --> 01:20:37,499 People want to hurt people. 887 01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:41,870 Okay, so, 888 01:20:42,771 --> 01:20:46,275 in this video there was an act of violence. 889 01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:50,112 Yes, and it made me want to hurt someone, too. 890 01:20:53,749 --> 01:20:54,750 I see. 891 01:20:56,819 --> 01:21:00,356 You know, sometimes, when I go for a run, 892 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:03,092 to pump myself up, 893 01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,728 I daydream about getting into a fight, 894 01:21:05,794 --> 01:21:07,029 defending my wife, 895 01:21:07,096 --> 01:21:09,298 punching some jerk for accosting her. 896 01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:12,167 It's quite a common fantasy, but it's not a healthy one. 897 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:14,336 It's actually quite selfish 898 01:21:14,403 --> 01:21:16,638 putting someone else in a position of danger 899 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,674 to make myself feel empowered. 900 01:21:18,741 --> 01:21:21,977 If that actually happened, you wouldn't be putting her in danger. 901 01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:23,679 You'd be protecting her from it. 902 01:21:23,746 --> 01:21:27,182 Sure, but my point is, in these situations, 903 01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:29,818 we tend to ignore the victim, 904 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,653 and focus instead on the villain. 905 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:34,223 We funnel our energy 906 01:21:34,289 --> 01:21:37,326 into revenge, or justice, or whatever you want to call it, 907 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:40,229 and we develop a hero complex. 908 01:21:43,198 --> 01:21:45,934 But you're not the hero here, Daisy. 909 01:21:46,001 --> 01:21:47,970 This isn't some detective story. 910 01:21:48,036 --> 01:21:50,572 You're just a regular person doing a regular job. 911 01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:52,708 Yes, thank you. 912 01:21:52,775 --> 01:21:56,745 But maybe the girl in the video wants that guy to suffer like she did. 913 01:21:57,479 --> 01:21:59,148 It's what I would want. 914 01:22:03,452 --> 01:22:05,120 You have an impulse, yeah? 915 01:22:05,187 --> 01:22:07,289 To take action, which is a wonderful thing. 916 01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:10,392 Unless that impulse is to do something not wonderful. 917 01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:13,095 -It is not an impulse. -What is it, then? 918 01:22:15,063 --> 01:22:16,298 I try to forget, 919 01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:18,801 and I keep getting reminded over and over. 920 01:22:18,867 --> 01:22:22,404 I know it sounds crazy, but it feels like the universe is telling me: 921 01:22:22,471 --> 01:22:23,839 "Go find this guy!" 922 01:22:25,174 --> 01:22:27,976 Because it feels like our fates are intertwined, 923 01:22:28,043 --> 01:22:31,880 and I can't feel free until I fucking do something about it. 924 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:35,717 That's simply not true, Daisy. 925 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:37,152 How do you know that? 926 01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:39,855 Because if it were true, 927 01:22:39,922 --> 01:22:42,691 you'd be talking to him now, not me. 928 01:22:48,430 --> 01:22:49,798 You're German. 929 01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:52,768 -You're supposed to be... -Just a sec, wait. 930 01:22:53,235 --> 01:22:55,270 -What? -I quit. 931 01:22:56,905 --> 01:23:00,709 Your contract requires two weeks' notice before resignation takes effect. 932 01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:03,078 If you don't oblige, we'll take it to court. 933 01:23:03,846 --> 01:23:05,047 Two weeks it is. 934 01:23:47,055 --> 01:23:48,056 No! 935 01:23:48,624 --> 01:23:50,325 Fuck! No! 936 01:23:50,792 --> 01:23:51,793 Fuck! 937 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:53,595 Poor guy. 938 01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:55,831 Fuck! 939 01:24:01,803 --> 01:24:03,705 Fucking no! 940 01:26:01,256 --> 01:26:02,591 Don't fucking do it, bro. 941 01:26:33,555 --> 01:26:34,690 Okay, I get it. 942 01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:08,690 Daisy Morris? 943 01:27:15,363 --> 01:27:17,666 Tell me something you learned at your last job. 944 01:27:17,733 --> 01:27:19,267 Well, I was in tech, 945 01:27:19,334 --> 01:27:22,671 and while I learned nothing about computers, 946 01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,506 it taught me a lot about people. 947 01:27:25,006 --> 01:27:27,676 Because that's what the Internet is. It's just people. 948 01:27:28,443 --> 01:27:31,847 And for a while my biggest desire was to help these people, 949 01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:33,782 which is why I wanted to be a nurse. 950 01:27:34,116 --> 01:27:37,419 That's why many young men and women enter the field of Medicine. 951 01:27:37,486 --> 01:27:39,554 I'm sure you hear this all the time, but... 952 01:27:39,888 --> 01:27:41,790 we think we need to devote ourselves 953 01:27:41,857 --> 01:27:44,960 to something noble and altruistic. 954 01:27:45,961 --> 01:27:47,596 Something that makes our lives 955 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,365 meaningful and important, 956 01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:54,503 but this job taught me that not everyone deserves 957 01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:55,937 help. 958 01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:59,207 Some people deserve the opposite. 959 01:28:00,142 --> 01:28:03,044 I realize that's not the best thing to say in an interview, 960 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:04,379 but what I mean is: 961 01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:06,248 I have learned how to hold myself 962 01:28:06,314 --> 01:28:08,817 and others to task. 963 01:28:08,884 --> 01:28:11,920 -That's a good skill. Very good. -Another thing I learned: 964 01:28:11,987 --> 01:28:13,889 There are three types of people. 965 01:28:13,955 --> 01:28:15,924 People who make the world better, 966 01:28:16,258 --> 01:28:18,226 people who make the world worse, 967 01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:20,228 and people who watch. 968 01:28:21,363 --> 01:28:23,965 Most people, they watch. 969 01:28:25,433 --> 01:28:26,935 That's it. That's all they do. 970 01:28:29,171 --> 01:28:31,339 I would rather be one of the other two. 971 01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:34,709 Let me make sure I have this correct. 972 01:28:35,410 --> 01:28:37,913 You'd rather make the world worse than do nothing? 973 01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:39,781 Yes. 974 01:28:40,515 --> 01:28:43,985 -Okay, now you've lost me. -Bad things happen no matter what. 975 01:28:45,587 --> 01:28:48,256 And sometimes the only way to stop a bad thing 976 01:28:48,690 --> 01:28:50,325 is with another bad thing. 977 01:28:51,359 --> 01:28:53,995 You know, I'm not sure I agree with you there. 978 01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:56,331 Well, I figured you wouldn't. 979 01:28:56,631 --> 01:28:58,400 -Is that right? -Yeah. 980 01:29:00,869 --> 01:29:02,971 As interesting as all this may be, 981 01:29:03,038 --> 01:29:06,474 I don't quite understand how it pertains to the question I asked, 982 01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:09,678 or our meeting, or a career in your desired field. 983 01:29:10,378 --> 01:29:12,080 No, it's related. 984 01:29:12,647 --> 01:29:15,851 You might think so, but I'm not seeing it. 985 01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:19,588 Trust me, it's all related.