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Dennis Dyer was the best bloody groundsman

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This club has ever known,

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And it was my privilege to
have known him since 1992,

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A time when I played the
best rugby of my life.

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WOMAN CLEARS HER THROAT

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But today is not about that.

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He leaves behind Sue.

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This has knocked her for six.

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I mean, you would be, wouldn't you? Drowning.
Oof.

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Horrible way to go.

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Poor, poor dab.

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Does he do many funerals, your dad?

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Great, isn't he? Why are you doing that?

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Open flames next to wicker.
I'm a firefighter.

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I can't have that.

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But today is not all sad.
Amongst Dennis's possessions,

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Sue has unearthed home video footage

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Of the 1993 District Cup final

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Against Trefaldwyn.

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Boo!

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A game in which, I'm
sure everyone remembers,

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I scored the winning try.

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Now, Rachel has set it all up for us

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So we can watch it in tribute to Dennis.

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MOURNERS MURMUR

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Come on, Rach.
HE CHUCKLES

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In your own time, love.

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She was here. I'll go look for her now.

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What a game it was.

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And what a triumph.

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Still talked about to this day.

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Terry, maybe talk more about Dennis

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And less about yourself.

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I'm just trying to lighten things
Up. It's not all about death!

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DOOR FLIES OPEN

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She's dead!

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Rachel!

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She's dead!

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What do you mean, she's dead? She's dead.

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Rachel Jenkins.

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The best bloody chairperson
this club has ever had.

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Cause of death looks to
be blunt-force trauma.

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The trophy found near the
body is likely the weapon.

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Never held a trophy before.
Always wanted one.

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Josh Daniels, Back of the Year.

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Is that like Rear of the Year?

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Back's a rugby position.

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I take a you're not a fan. Oh, no.

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I'll miss these deep and
meaningfuls when you're gone.

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Please, no emotional goodbyes.

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Anyway, I'll only be gone a year.

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Mm. Just need to get this
wrapped up by Friday.

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Ooh...

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Hello!

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Laptop adaptor.

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Fits with the story. She'd
gone to get her laptop.

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No sign of it anywhere, though.

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Looks like she brought her drink with her.

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Hmm. Rum and Coke. Ah, I like her style.

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Reckon we'd have got on.
PHONE CHIMES

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Eeh... Clarke's here.

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Good luck with that.

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Sir! Looking sharp.

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New shirt?

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Mallowan.

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Who's our victim, then?
Rachel Jenkins, 42,

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Club chairwoman.

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Went to get her laptop,
whacked over the head.

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No sign of the laptop near
her body or in her office.

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So, she disturbs a thief,

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They whack her over the
head and then leg it.

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I don't know.

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Seems a bit violent.

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Why not just push her?
Something feels off.

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Yeah, well, I don't want feelings,
Mallowan.

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I want evidence -

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Ideally before you leave me high and dry.

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Sir, you're being petulant. OK.
I am put out.

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You're my protegee. I groomed you.

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Can't say that, sir.

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Planted my seed in you.

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Definitely can't say that, sir.

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Chaudhry,

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Loyal, faithful Chaudhry,

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What have you got for me, lovely boy?

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Uh, that's the husband, Dale Jenkins,

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Over there. He's in shock.

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I don't think we'll get
much sense out of him yet.

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How'd you get on with CCTV?
Not good. All the cameras

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Except the one on the entrance

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Have been down the last few weeks.

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Sue Dyer, the woman whose
husband the service was for,

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She said she thinks she
might have clicked on it,

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But they make it all very confusing,

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And my Dennis used to...

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Edited highlights is fine.

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Got it.

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Can I go yet? Josh Daniels.

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Have you made a statement?
No, but I'm late for the gym.

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I need to hit my training window.
I've already fuelled.

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Oh, well, if you've already fuelled... No!

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Chaudhry, take Mr Daniels' statement, please.
This way.

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There's no way this was a robbery.

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Someone low enough to
rob a memorial service

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Has the nerve to kill someone

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And leaves the phone, rings and purse?

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A characterful analysis.

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How far you've come under my tutelage.

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Now, if this is to be our last case...

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Now, I've got you a little present.

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Oh.

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Cinema membership,

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So you can watch a film every week.

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Keep our film nights going on FaceTime

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And gets you out the house.

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Oh, it'll be nice for me.

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Stop me losing me marbles!

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I'm not 90, you know!
But thank you very much.

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It's kind of you, but, no, I'll be fine.

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It's you I'm worried about.

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Are you sure you're leaving
for all the right reasons?

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Yeah!

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Need a reset. Bit of Janie time.

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Do what I want, for once.

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Oh, what, you mean your
famed love of surfing?

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I take it by your cheery mood

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You haven't heard back about the audition?

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No.

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HE WEAKLY

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Not that I'm surprised.

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Fickle bloody industry.

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Make a BAFTA winner self-tape an audition

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And not get back to him?

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Well, maybe they're
just taking their time.

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Oh, trust me, if you hear nothing,
it invariably means a no.

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Well, bollocks to them!

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I'm done with television.

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Let's just concentrate on the case.

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Right. I'm going to interview the husband,
Dale.

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Firefighter.

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Couldn't get much sense
out of him yesterday.

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I'll come with you.

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Yes. I'm rather popular with firefighters.

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I had a recurring role in London's Burning

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In the late'90s.

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Yes, homeless arsonist Benny Prince

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Is a tricky character

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To get into the headspace of, actually.

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Hmm. I doubt they'll be bothered.

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I didn't mean to.

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I never mean to.

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One minute it's,"Can I have a box
Of matches, please, Mr Patel?"

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And then the next, whoosh!

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Thank you. Thanks.

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I really ought to get back
to my consultation work.

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Thank you.

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Er, I'm surprised you're back in work.

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Needed to take my mind off it.

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Yeah?

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When there's a call-out,
you don't get a chance

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To sit around, thinking about things.

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Fingers crossed for a massive fire.

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Um...

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Did Rachel have any worries
leading up to yesterday?

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I don't know.

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We didn't talk much.

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My night shifts, her running the club.

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I think she was more into the uniform than me.
But I get it.

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I'm the cliche fireman hunk.

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JOHN CLEARS HIS THROAT Yeah...

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Um, did Rachel have any enemies?

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Oh, yeah.

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Modernising the club.

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Starting the women's team.

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People don't like change.

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Someone over there even knocked her
Wing mirror off the other day.

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A violent reaction.

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Any idea who? No.

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But she wasn't very popular last week.

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She cancelled the women's
team tour to New Zealand.

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Oh, that's very interesting.

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Why?

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I don't know.

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I don't seem to know much about her, do I?

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RINGS

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HE

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Was there anything else?

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I've always wanted to
have a go on the pole,

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But it's not really an appropriate time,
is it?

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Don't worry.

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Good luck!

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God, I'm covered in flipping
sand from your car.

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It's bad enough being into
something as banal as surfing.

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At least leave the beach on the beach.

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Oh, don't. I need to get it deep cleaned.

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I'm trading it in for a van for Portugal.

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Dad thought it would be fun for
us to live out on the road.

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You're going to live in a van?

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Yeah, like a modern camper van.
Proper bougie.

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Defecating into a glorified bucket.

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Oh, really bougie.

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You love that car. It's just a possession,
OK?

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Chill out. Anyway, Dad hasn't
got the best credit rating,

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So I said I'd take care of the wheels.

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Are you sure you've really
thought all this through?

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Hmm? Mm-hm.

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You're giving up a lot just
to make one person happy.

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Well, I'm making me happy.

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It's only a year.

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I'm not emigrating.

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They'll replace you.

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A new DI at your desk. Hmm?

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Sitting in your chair.

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One extra-hot latte
macchiato and a biscotti.

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Oh, lovely touch, my dear Chaudhry.
Thank you.

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Any update on the missing laptop?

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Nope. Nothing yet.

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Of little importance anyway,

219
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Now we have a proper lead.

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The glaring character inconsistencies

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In Rachel's actions.

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If I call you a clever little boy,
Will you get to the point quicker?

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Thank you, Miss Mallowan.

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Right, now, Rachel was a
fierce advocate of the team.

225
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And yet she cancelled the
big tour to New Zealand.

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Why?

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The captain of the women's team,
Abi Michaels,

228
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Came up in a few statements over that.

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She was really annoyed with Rachel.

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Unsurprisingly so, my dear Chaudhry.

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A bruising volte-face from a
trusted advocate of the team.

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Quite the perfidious betrayal,
you have to agree.

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Er...

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Yes. Right, I'm going to
interview this Abi Michaels.

235
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All right. I'll come with you.

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I've found a plan to ingratiate
my way into the rugby club.

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Please tell me you're going to play.

238
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I've never seen your legs.

239
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And you never will.

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SHE

241
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Abi Michaels?

242
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DI Janie Mallowan, Mid Wales Police.

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Yeah, I...

244
00:10:26,602 --> 00:10:29,401
Yeah... I'm here to talk
to you about Rachel.

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I heard you were unhappy with her

246
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After the New Zealand tour cancellation.

247
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You found that out?

248
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Wow!

249
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Are you being sarcastic?

250
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No, no, that's... That's
really great detective work.

251
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Well done.

252
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Thanks.

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Yeah. Uh, the tour.

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The tour cancellation.

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I was really worked up.
We've raised 30 grand,

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And then she suddenly pulled the plug,

257
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And I couldn't understand why.

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Did you knock off her
wing mirror in revenge?

259
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No, no, but I did kill her.

260
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,361
What?

261
00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:02,761
Joking!

262
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,201
Sorry, sorry. It's a force of habit.

263
00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:06,601
It keeps the morale up.

264
00:11:06,602 --> 00:11:08,561
It'd be much easier if you had killed her.

265
00:11:08,562 --> 00:11:11,481
I just really need to wrap this up,
and I've got nothing.

266
00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:13,841
Hey, hey, none of that.

267
00:11:13,842 --> 00:11:16,081
Who's going to crack this case?

268
00:11:16,082 --> 00:11:17,721
I am.

269
00:11:17,722 --> 00:11:19,521
Who's going to crack this case?

270
00:11:19,522 --> 00:11:20,881
I am.

271
00:11:20,882 --> 00:11:22,681
Yeah! Yeah!

272
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,281
Yeah!

273
00:11:24,282 --> 00:11:25,761
Sorry. OK.

274
00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:26,720
Oh!

275
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,560
'An evening with John Chapel.'

276
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,401
Good, isn't it? Hmm.

277
00:11:39,402 --> 00:11:40,881
An intimate one-man show.

278
00:11:40,882 --> 00:11:43,481
Anecdotes from my storied career.

279
00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:45,241
A glimpse behind the curtain.

280
00:11:45,242 --> 00:11:47,521
I thought you were supposed to be helping me.
I am!

281
00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:50,401
HE CHUCKLES This is just a Trojan horse,

282
00:11:50,402 --> 00:11:52,921
To better comprehend our suspects.

283
00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:55,481
Now, if I was you, I'd speak to Sue.

284
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,001
She seems to be the one
running things around here.

285
00:11:58,002 --> 00:11:59,680
I'll introduce you.

286
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:06,481
Sue, um, the officer would
love to speak with you

287
00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:08,441
About... About Rachel.

288
00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:11,401
Bear with me. I'm just
taking down the rum.

289
00:12:11,402 --> 00:12:13,161
SUE MUTTERS

290
00:12:13,162 --> 00:12:15,601
Rachel was the only one who drank it.

291
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,241
Oh. Poor thing.

292
00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:18,921
Hmm.

293
00:12:18,922 --> 00:12:21,161
Shaken the whole community.

294
00:12:21,162 --> 00:12:23,521
How was Rachel on the
day she was murdered?

295
00:12:23,522 --> 00:12:26,401
Well, there was that business with the phone call.
Yeah.

296
00:12:26,402 --> 00:12:29,161
What phone call?
Well, that morning, in here,

297
00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:30,601
She had a phone call from the accountant,

298
00:12:30,602 --> 00:12:32,001
And she wanted to write something down,

299
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,761
But the pen that was on
the bar wasn't working.

300
00:12:34,762 --> 00:12:37,681
People don't put the
tops back on the pens.

301
00:12:37,682 --> 00:12:39,801
Dennis always said, "You're never too busy

302
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,161
"to put the top back on the pen."

303
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:45,201
Couldn't agree more, Sue. Yeah, yeah.
So true.

304
00:12:45,202 --> 00:12:46,601
But the phone call?

305
00:12:46,602 --> 00:12:49,401
Rachel went to her handbag to get the pen.

306
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,041
I didn't know what the
accountant said to her,

307
00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:54,160
But she went ashen-faced.

308
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,321
What did the accountant say?

309
00:12:58,322 --> 00:13:00,441
It was funny, actually.

310
00:13:00,442 --> 00:13:02,241
I made a joke about balance sheets,

311
00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:04,121
Which had them howling.

312
00:13:04,122 --> 00:13:07,441
You're such a nerd. Did they
say why they called Rachel?

313
00:13:07,442 --> 00:13:10,201
It was to query a five-grand
loan the club had made

314
00:13:10,202 --> 00:13:11,801
To Terry Daniels.

315
00:13:11,802 --> 00:13:14,721
Very interesting.

316
00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:16,201
Do you want to hear the joke?

317
00:13:16,202 --> 00:13:17,801
Oh... Wh...?

318
00:13:17,802 --> 00:13:19,560
The phone's dying. Bye!

319
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,880
Kick it over, will you?

320
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,560
OK.

321
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,001
Rubbish.

322
00:13:32,002 --> 00:13:35,360
I still couldn't make
Caesar's famous line sing.

323
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,161
Then it came to me. The
word that defines him.

324
00:13:40,162 --> 00:13:41,401
Crime.

325
00:13:41,402 --> 00:13:43,121
The star of the sentence.

326
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,281
Crime.

327
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,921
The core of his very being.

328
00:13:45,922 --> 00:13:47,441
Crime.

329
00:13:47,442 --> 00:13:49,401
Crime!

330
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:53,000
Crime waits for no man.

331
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,201
The rest is history.

332
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,721
Oh, goose bumps, John. Goose bumps.

333
00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:01,641
It just seems a bit silly
banging on about some old show

334
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:03,241
That nobody remembers.

335
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,481
There's nothing wrong with
having a greatest hits.

336
00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:08,921
I mean, people loved you.
Yeah. Men like us, John,

337
00:14:08,922 --> 00:14:10,401
We were big when it mattered.

338
00:14:10,402 --> 00:14:13,081
You have to make way for the
younger generation some time.

339
00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:15,280
I mean, let them have the floor.

340
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,521
Are you mad?

341
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,960
Come with me.

342
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,641
Right.

343
00:14:23,642 --> 00:14:25,681
Here we are.

344
00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:27,281
Oh-ho!

345
00:14:27,282 --> 00:14:29,881
Now, look at these trophies, John.

346
00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:32,721
All won by my Josh.

347
00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:36,481
Oh, yeah. No, no, he's, uh,
he's certainly done well.

348
00:14:36,482 --> 00:14:38,961
Because he had his old
man to look out for him.

349
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,361
You know, every time he said,

350
00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:42,241
"Oh, Dad, I want to play football,"

351
00:14:42,242 --> 00:14:44,921
I was like,'No!' Kept him at the club.

352
00:14:44,922 --> 00:14:46,441
Well, the younger lot,

353
00:14:46,442 --> 00:14:49,081
We have to let them make
their own mistakes.

354
00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:51,121
They're not capable of making decisions.

355
00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:52,441
It's not their fault.

356
00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:54,961
It's like all these phones,
all this technology.

357
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,080
You know? Anyway...

358
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,440
That's weird.

359
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,961
That door's been squeaking for months.
It's fine now.

360
00:15:05,962 --> 00:15:07,761
Mind you, it's not the first weird thing

361
00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:09,401
That's been going on around here lately.

362
00:15:09,402 --> 00:15:11,881
Really? What sort of things?

363
00:15:11,882 --> 00:15:13,961
Loo rolls disappearing,

364
00:15:13,962 --> 00:15:16,881
Strange sounds coming from the cellar.

365
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,121
Oh, yeah. Rachel was down
there the other day.

366
00:15:19,122 --> 00:15:21,120
Got the fright of her life.

367
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,840
What spooked you, Rachel?

368
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,840
Where's the light switch?

369
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,240
Oh...

370
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,401
What are you doing?! Christ on a bike!

371
00:15:58,402 --> 00:16:01,161
HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

372
00:16:01,162 --> 00:16:02,801
Damn! Oh...

373
00:16:02,802 --> 00:16:05,001
What a shame.

374
00:16:05,002 --> 00:16:07,200
I had been hoping for a trap door.

375
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,721
For my one-man show.
We don't have a trap door,

376
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,081
Because we're a rugby club.

377
00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:15,841
And you shouldn't be down here.

378
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,361
Of course. I'm so sorry.

379
00:16:17,362 --> 00:16:18,520
Oh.

380
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,601
Should this be lying around? It's...

381
00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:25,721
Anybody could find it.
We've had a rodent problem.

382
00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:28,681
Rachel was meant to lock it away.

383
00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:31,761
Now, then, John Chapel,
let's get you above ground.

384
00:16:31,762 --> 00:16:33,161
Of course.

385
00:16:33,162 --> 00:16:35,081
Elis, man, get in his face.

386
00:16:35,082 --> 00:16:37,600
The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

387
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,161
You received a loan of
£5,000 from the club.

388
00:16:42,162 --> 00:16:45,241
That is a lot of pounds.

389
00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:47,801
What was it for?
That was to turn the back bar

390
00:16:47,802 --> 00:16:49,521
Into the Terry Daniels Lounge.

391
00:16:49,522 --> 00:16:53,121
A very classy space where you could
Come in, have a pint with me,

392
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:56,041
Maybe get a selfie, or
talk about that try in'93.

393
00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,921
Yeah. Rachel wasn't happy.

394
00:16:57,922 --> 00:16:59,081
The accountants called,

395
00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:02,441
And according to Sue,
she went ashen-faced.

396
00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:04,681
Rachel didn't have a
problem with the loan.

397
00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:07,601
Anyway, I was going to pay
it back through my business.

398
00:17:07,602 --> 00:17:09,321
I run Daniels butcher's in town.

399
00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:11,841
Ah, Joshy boy.

400
00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:14,041
Come here. Hey. Hey.

401
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,961
Nice handbag. It's a cross-body bag, Dad.

402
00:17:15,962 --> 00:17:19,241
I'm pulling your chain.
Hey, he's hard as nails, this one.

403
00:17:19,242 --> 00:17:22,321
He's going right to the top,
just like his old man.

404
00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:23,841
I'd better go. I'm helping
train the women's team.

405
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,681
Ah! No, no good, boy.

406
00:17:25,682 --> 00:17:27,441
You're back in the gym. Double session.

407
00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:28,641
We got to work on the muscle

408
00:17:28,642 --> 00:17:30,321
Round your shoulder... I'm training...

409
00:17:30,322 --> 00:17:31,681
Shush, now, boy. I just...

410
00:17:31,682 --> 00:17:34,241
Fine. I'll go hit the weights. I just...

411
00:17:34,242 --> 00:17:36,121
I just want to check something
out in the clubhouse first.

412
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,440
Right, good boy.

413
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,881
I've got to head in as well.
I, uh, forgot my pen.

414
00:17:40,882 --> 00:17:44,241
All right. Well, make
sure you put the top on,

415
00:17:44,242 --> 00:17:46,440
Because Sue'll go spare. Oh, yeah.

416
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,161
Elis, take his legs, man!

417
00:17:50,162 --> 00:17:51,840
You can't run without legs!

418
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,360
CLEARS HER THROAT

419
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,681
Sorry, I was, um... I was just...

420
00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:03,321
Wanted to see where it happened?

421
00:18:03,322 --> 00:18:04,881
Yeah. Yeah.

422
00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:07,241
It must have been a shock, the murder.

423
00:18:07,242 --> 00:18:10,041
Yeah. It's not nice to lose anyone.

424
00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:12,441
But the best thing me and
the boys can do right now

425
00:18:12,442 --> 00:18:14,041
Is to keep our heads down
and focus on getting

426
00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:16,241
A great result at the weekend for Rachel.

427
00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:18,641
A lot of these have got your name on.

428
00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:20,281
Yeah, but, you know,
it's not about one man,

429
00:18:20,282 --> 00:18:21,401
It's about the team.

430
00:18:21,402 --> 00:18:23,161
And I'd be nothing without those boys.

431
00:18:23,162 --> 00:18:26,721
Hmm. Yeah. Have you had media training,
Josh?

432
00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:28,681
Yeah, yeah. How'd you know?

433
00:18:28,682 --> 00:18:29,881
Just a hunch.

434
00:18:29,882 --> 00:18:32,521
Yeah. Do you enjoy rugby?

435
00:18:32,522 --> 00:18:35,281
Well, me and my dad worked really hard

436
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,921
To get me where I am, so...
Yeah. Just because your dad

437
00:18:37,922 --> 00:18:39,361
Wants you to do something
doesn't mean that you should.

438
00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:41,041
Yeah, OK, but it's not that simple.

439
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:43,121
See, because these are my key years.

440
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,072
I can't waste them. This is a big deal!

441
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,801
Sorry, sorry.

442
00:18:48,802 --> 00:18:50,721
I didn't... I didn't mean to, um...

443
00:18:50,722 --> 00:18:51,881
To do that.

444
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,041
No, it's all right.

445
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:55,801
Sometimes when we're angry,
we take it out on things.

446
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,040
Yeah. Yeah, like a car wing mirror.

447
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,881
How... How'd you know?
I'm a detective, Josh.

448
00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:05,921
It's my job to know these things.

449
00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:07,921
Nah. Total guess.

450
00:19:07,922 --> 00:19:10,681
But why did you do it?
I was angry at Rachel.

451
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,521
Cancelling the women's
tour was out of order.

452
00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:14,201
And I know my dad thinks they're a joke,

453
00:19:14,202 --> 00:19:15,841
But they're actually really good,
you know?

454
00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:17,561
Rachel was always sticking her beak in.

455
00:19:17,562 --> 00:19:19,481
So you taught her a lesson.

456
00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:20,582
But I didn't kill her.

457
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,281
Seriously, this is a long season ahead,

458
00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:25,841
And me and the boys are going
to do everything we can

459
00:19:25,842 --> 00:19:27,681
To get to the top of that table.

460
00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:29,121
Can I go? Yeah.

461
00:19:29,122 --> 00:19:31,361
Oh, one last question.
Where'd you get your bag?

462
00:19:31,362 --> 00:19:33,361
I really like it. It's unisex.

463
00:19:33,362 --> 00:19:35,762
Why are people still having
a go at me about it?

464
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,121
Quite the temper under the bland surface

465
00:19:43,122 --> 00:19:44,201
Of our young star. Hmm.

466
00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:46,401
Now, Terry has to be lying.

467
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:49,281
We only have his word that
Rachel knew about the loan.

468
00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:51,841
What did you dig up at the club? What?

469
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,441
Are you even listening?

470
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,081
I'm planning my running order.

471
00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:57,441
Hey!

472
00:19:57,442 --> 00:19:59,761
"An evening with John Chapel.

473
00:19:59,762 --> 00:20:03,001
"Behind the mask. Caesar Q&A.

474
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,761
"Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote..."

475
00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:06,721
Distracted, John Chapel.

476
00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:08,081
All right, all right. This is important.

477
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,041
My agent has suggested a regional tour.

478
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,521
Nordic River Cruises champing at the bit

479
00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:15,001
To sponsor, evidently.

480
00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:16,401
Oh, sounds like a cry for help.

481
00:20:16,402 --> 00:20:19,081
This will be a chance to lift the veil

482
00:20:19,082 --> 00:20:22,561
On the alchemy of producing high culture.

483
00:20:22,562 --> 00:20:24,761
With your Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote.

484
00:20:24,762 --> 00:20:26,761
Stop the bloody plane!

485
00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:27,881
Sorry.

486
00:20:27,882 --> 00:20:29,280
Pardon me.

487
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,001
HORN TOOTS

488
00:20:32,002 --> 00:20:33,880
Oh. What is that?

489
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,120
Just taking her for a test drive.

490
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,681
She's perfect.

491
00:20:42,682 --> 00:20:45,441
I thought you were getting
a bougie camper van.

492
00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:47,241
Camper van? John!

493
00:20:47,242 --> 00:20:48,521
They're for tourists.

494
00:20:48,522 --> 00:20:52,241
Part-timers who are buying into
the aspirational lifestyle

495
00:20:52,242 --> 00:20:55,721
Pumped into them by the
colour supplements.

496
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,241
Nah, this is where we get real.

497
00:20:58,242 --> 00:21:00,081
It certainly looks very real.

498
00:21:00,082 --> 00:21:03,241
It's perfect, Dad.
Thought we'd pick her up

499
00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:06,041
Tomorrow night and then
drive straight to the ferry.

500
00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:07,921
If it makes it.

501
00:21:07,922 --> 00:21:10,921
It won't just pack in
when the mood takes it...

502
00:21:10,922 --> 00:21:14,561
Having promised to take
you to an arts festival?

503
00:21:14,562 --> 00:21:19,081
Ah, sorry again about that, John.
Events beyond my control.

504
00:21:19,082 --> 00:21:20,961
So you want to take her for a spin?

505
00:21:20,962 --> 00:21:22,161
Oh, so much,

506
00:21:22,162 --> 00:21:24,801
But I've got a very busy
investigation on the go.

507
00:21:24,802 --> 00:21:26,761
Can't you get somebody else to do that?

508
00:21:26,762 --> 00:21:28,441
There aren't many officers

509
00:21:28,442 --> 00:21:30,601
As skilled and qualified as Janie.

510
00:21:30,602 --> 00:21:32,481
It's important, delivering justice.

511
00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:34,521
We need these forces.

512
00:21:34,522 --> 00:21:37,281
Karma is a massive force.

513
00:21:37,282 --> 00:21:40,240
Sometimes the world rights its own wrongs,
John.

514
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,721
Hey. Catch you later.
Have you got

515
00:21:44,722 --> 00:21:47,201
A first-edition Dylan Thomas tucked away...?
No.

516
00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:48,681
No, just keeping it. All right.

517
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:49,800
Bye, Dad!

518
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,761
Right, back to the case.
Uh, do we need to?

519
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:57,681
Couldn't we just sit in the lotus position

520
00:21:57,682 --> 00:21:59,039
And let karma solve it?

521
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,041
Chaudhry?

522
00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:06,841
I've been going through
the one working camera

523
00:22:06,842 --> 00:22:08,241
On the rugby club CCTV.

524
00:22:08,242 --> 00:22:09,801
And you ID'd our killer?

525
00:22:09,802 --> 00:22:11,601
No, but a few days

526
00:22:11,602 --> 00:22:13,241
Before the murder, Rachel's on camera

527
00:22:13,242 --> 00:22:14,592
Kissing one of the players.

528
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,361
Not pecking, either.
Tongues and everything.

529
00:22:18,362 --> 00:22:20,121
Yeah, yeah. Who?

530
00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:21,440
Grab a ball bag.

531
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,481
Why didn't you tell me you
were sleeping with Rachel?

532
00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:28,001
Whoa! You uncovered that?!

533
00:22:28,002 --> 00:22:30,841
You are, like, seriously,
one hell of a cop.

534
00:22:30,842 --> 00:22:33,161
You must feel amazing. Good job.

535
00:22:33,162 --> 00:22:34,441
Can you stop being so positive

536
00:22:34,442 --> 00:22:36,361
When I'm trying to be all serious?

537
00:22:36,362 --> 00:22:39,601
It's hard enough when you tell
me this is called a ball bag.

538
00:22:39,602 --> 00:22:41,161
Sorry.

539
00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:42,761
It was only a little fling.

540
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,201
I felt bad doing that to Dale.

541
00:22:45,202 --> 00:22:48,121
Plus, Rachel was too full-on, proper controlling,
like,

542
00:22:48,122 --> 00:22:49,721
So I ended it a few days ago.

543
00:22:49,722 --> 00:22:51,281
And how'd she take it?

544
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,561
Really badly.

545
00:22:52,562 --> 00:22:54,481
That's why she cancelled the tour.

546
00:22:54,482 --> 00:22:55,961
It's back on now, though.

547
00:22:55,962 --> 00:22:59,001
She dies, and you get what you want.

548
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:02,321
Ah, you walked me right into that one.

549
00:23:02,322 --> 00:23:04,480
You're like Columbo on speed.

550
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,681
Look, I know it looks bad,

551
00:23:08,682 --> 00:23:11,921
But no rugby tour's worth killing for.

552
00:23:11,922 --> 00:23:14,641
Is there anything else you
haven't been telling me?

553
00:23:14,642 --> 00:23:17,142
If I find out you've been
holding anything back...

554
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,081
Well, the day before she died.

555
00:23:20,082 --> 00:23:23,401
I did hear Rachel shouting
at Sue in her office.

556
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,721
What about her?

557
00:23:24,722 --> 00:23:26,081
Her cleaning, which is mad.

558
00:23:26,082 --> 00:23:27,841
Have you seen Sue with a mop?

559
00:23:27,842 --> 00:23:30,281
Rachel was all, "This isn't acceptable.

560
00:23:30,282 --> 00:23:31,880
'This club needs to be clean.'

561
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,601
Sue has been off lately. Hmm.

562
00:23:35,602 --> 00:23:36,961
Sue-spicious.

563
00:23:36,962 --> 00:23:38,921
There was this rugby initiation,

564
00:23:38,922 --> 00:23:40,521
And Terry just got a new guy

565
00:23:40,522 --> 00:23:42,361
To drink the top shelf. Hmm?

566
00:23:42,362 --> 00:23:44,921
You know, every spirit in the
bar mixed in a pint glass.

567
00:23:44,922 --> 00:23:47,920
Sue lost it, told everyone to get out.

568
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,441
Oh, my God.

569
00:23:50,442 --> 00:23:52,281
I just got Sue-spicious.

570
00:23:52,282 --> 00:23:54,081
Yeah. That is brilliant.

571
00:23:54,082 --> 00:23:56,560
It's so good. Thanks.

572
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,201
If Dale did know about the affair,

573
00:24:01,202 --> 00:24:02,921
Then he has to be prime suspect.

574
00:24:02,922 --> 00:24:04,041
It's a massive motive.

575
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,641
Fighting for his marriage?

576
00:24:05,642 --> 00:24:08,281
No, no, I think he'd
already given up on that.

577
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,361
Perhaps he knew about it subconsciously.

578
00:24:10,362 --> 00:24:13,081
Mind you, I can't see his
subconscious slipping out

579
00:24:13,082 --> 00:24:14,921
And murdering Rachel.

580
00:24:14,922 --> 00:24:16,841
Interesting idea for a film, though.

581
00:24:16,842 --> 00:24:19,081
Maybe, Chapel. Oh, yes. The Killer Id.

582
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,681
No. Crap.

583
00:24:20,682 --> 00:24:22,121
We're back to where we started.

584
00:24:22,122 --> 00:24:25,481
No, the affair tells us a lot
about Rachel's true character.

585
00:24:25,482 --> 00:24:28,041
Cancelling the tour shows
that she was willing

586
00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:29,401
To abuse her power

587
00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:31,800
For petty reasons.
KNOCK ON DOOR

588
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,120
It's open.

589
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,601
What's going on?

590
00:24:39,602 --> 00:24:41,401
You two haven't shacked up again,
have you?

591
00:24:41,402 --> 00:24:43,080
No... Only once!

592
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,801
I was at a low ebb.

593
00:24:45,802 --> 00:24:47,201
'Sake, Mum!

594
00:24:47,202 --> 00:24:49,801
We agreed not to talk about that.

595
00:24:49,802 --> 00:24:54,281
No, Yvonne's here because we
want to talk about you leaving.

596
00:24:54,282 --> 00:24:55,801
We think you're making a mistake.

597
00:24:55,802 --> 00:24:57,881
Oh, do we?

598
00:24:57,882 --> 00:24:59,560
IN WELSH

599
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,281
You were supposed to back me up here.

600
00:25:06,282 --> 00:25:07,401
I did.

601
00:25:07,402 --> 00:25:09,840
Mum, can you can you put the kettle on,
please?

602
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,721
I can't believe you'd do that,
roping my mum in.

603
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:18,281
I don't want you doing
anything you might regret.

604
00:25:18,282 --> 00:25:20,121
Look at everything you've built.

605
00:25:20,122 --> 00:25:21,641
Your career, your flat.

606
00:25:21,642 --> 00:25:24,281
You said my flat was rubbish.
Yes, but I don't want to

607
00:25:24,282 --> 00:25:26,641
See you throwing it all away
for some childish fantasy.

608
00:25:26,642 --> 00:25:29,241
Telling yourself that the
surfboard and some clapped-out van

609
00:25:29,242 --> 00:25:32,641
Will make up for decades
of fatherly neglect.

610
00:25:32,642 --> 00:25:34,881
Well, maybe I'm being childish.

611
00:25:34,882 --> 00:25:36,120
So what?

612
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,401
I never got the chance to
be a child with my dad.

613
00:25:39,402 --> 00:25:41,161
I never thought I would.

614
00:25:41,162 --> 00:25:44,601
Unlike you, my dad is
actually here for me.

615
00:25:44,602 --> 00:25:47,721
Why can't you just accept that
instead of being jealous?

616
00:25:47,722 --> 00:25:49,080
Jealous?

617
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,110
I just don't like seeing you
trying to be someone else.

618
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,920
I want you to be you, Janie.

619
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,440
He wants you to be him.

620
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,520
Well, maybe that's better than nothing.

621
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,280
HE

622
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,520
I tried.

623
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,280
You look at a low ebb.

624
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,880
No, we shouldn't.

625
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,880
No. You're right. I'd
better check she's OK.

626
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:41,281
Hello, Josh. Are you a fan of Caesar?

627
00:26:41,282 --> 00:26:42,920
What's Caesar?

628
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,041
Ah, yeah. No, I suppose you're
A bit young, aren't you? Um...

629
00:26:47,042 --> 00:26:50,881
Think Luther, but in 1950s York.

630
00:26:50,882 --> 00:26:52,481
What's Luther?

631
00:26:52,482 --> 00:26:54,481
Never mind, Josh. Never mind.

632
00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,480
Hello, Josh bach. OK?

633
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,361
He's a nice boy.

634
00:26:59,362 --> 00:27:02,321
Yeah. He's got a temper on him, mind.

635
00:27:02,322 --> 00:27:03,361
No?

636
00:27:03,362 --> 00:27:06,441
The other day, Rachel
called him into her office

637
00:27:06,442 --> 00:27:09,281
And told him that his season was over.

638
00:27:09,282 --> 00:27:11,361
He'd had an injury, see?

639
00:27:11,362 --> 00:27:14,681
And Josh bach, well, he was
stamping and he stormed out.

640
00:27:14,682 --> 00:27:16,001
Hmm...

641
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:17,481
What you doing there now?

642
00:27:17,482 --> 00:27:18,932
I can't make this thing work.

643
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,681
Oh, didn't quite mean to do that.

644
00:27:23,682 --> 00:27:24,921
Ah...

645
00:27:24,922 --> 00:27:28,720
I take it that that's Dennis.
Yes, that's him.

646
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,441
Why is there a jar of
Nescafe in the background?

647
00:27:35,442 --> 00:27:38,521
He always used to take his
Nescafe on his holidays.

648
00:27:38,522 --> 00:27:40,561
And that's us in Sorrento.

649
00:27:40,562 --> 00:27:43,601
Instant coffee to Italy? Good God.

650
00:27:43,602 --> 00:27:44,721
Oh...

651
00:27:44,722 --> 00:27:47,441
Oh! Oh, that's us in Thailand.

652
00:27:47,442 --> 00:27:48,960
Aw. And that's where he...

653
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,241
How did it happen, Sue?

654
00:27:54,242 --> 00:27:56,080
Scuba diving.

655
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,041
I don't really want to talk about it.

656
00:28:00,042 --> 00:28:01,120
Hmm.

657
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,481
Cause of death blunt-force
trauma to the head.

658
00:28:06,482 --> 00:28:08,601
Murder weapon? Definitely the trophy.

659
00:28:08,602 --> 00:28:10,201
Waiting on possible DNA.

660
00:28:10,202 --> 00:28:11,601
One thing, though.

661
00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:13,721
The victim had a couple of liquid stains

662
00:28:13,722 --> 00:28:15,801
On her top.
Sent it off for testing,

663
00:28:15,802 --> 00:28:17,241
And it came back as ethanol and caffeine,

664
00:28:17,242 --> 00:28:18,801
Likely from the rum and Coke,

665
00:28:18,802 --> 00:28:20,601
But also sodium fluoroacetate.

666
00:28:20,602 --> 00:28:22,921
I love it when you sound
like a toothpaste advert.

667
00:28:22,922 --> 00:28:25,161
What's that? Found in rat poison.

668
00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:26,361
Someone laced her drink.

669
00:28:26,362 --> 00:28:28,601
None in her blood sample, though,

670
00:28:28,602 --> 00:28:30,641
So she was killed before
she could drink it.

671
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:33,681
Oh, now, before you go... Hmm?

672
00:28:33,682 --> 00:28:35,240
I got you a little something.

673
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,721
Leaving present. Said you always wanted one,
so...

674
00:28:39,722 --> 00:28:41,921
Aw..."Janie Mallowan.

675
00:28:41,922 --> 00:28:44,841
'Cup of the Year'? It's
supposed to say Cop.

676
00:28:44,842 --> 00:28:46,081
Friggin'autocorrect.

677
00:28:46,082 --> 00:28:48,081
Oh, mate! Ah, now...

678
00:28:48,082 --> 00:28:49,641
Let it happen. All right.

679
00:28:49,642 --> 00:28:50,801
Aww...

680
00:28:50,802 --> 00:28:53,361
I didn't even nick anything. Oh, of course not.
Yeah.

681
00:28:53,362 --> 00:28:55,241
I usually carry eight
watches around myself

682
00:28:55,242 --> 00:28:57,161
In case the other seven stop working.

683
00:28:57,162 --> 00:28:59,241
Hopefully Forensics will turn up something

684
00:28:59,242 --> 00:29:01,801
On the weapon. The husband's
now got a pretty big motive.

685
00:29:01,802 --> 00:29:03,281
Still no laptop.
Yeah, well,

686
00:29:03,282 --> 00:29:05,241
Come back to me when you've
got something concrete.

687
00:29:05,242 --> 00:29:06,761
Makes me wonder if you're
just phoning it in,

688
00:29:06,762 --> 00:29:08,761
Because you know you're not
going to be here next week.

689
00:29:08,762 --> 00:29:09,921
Sir!

690
00:29:09,922 --> 00:29:12,441
Right, eight watches,

691
00:29:12,442 --> 00:29:16,601
Two wallets and one laptop with
a Cwm Gwynfael RFC sticker.

692
00:29:16,602 --> 00:29:18,000
Let me see that laptop.

693
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,281
This is Rachel's laptop.

694
00:29:23,282 --> 00:29:24,921
Where did you steal this?

695
00:29:24,922 --> 00:29:28,721
That one's not nicked.
But the rest is like, off the record.

696
00:29:28,722 --> 00:29:31,121
But I found the laptop in the bins

697
00:29:31,122 --> 00:29:33,281
At the back of Daniels butcher's.

698
00:29:33,282 --> 00:29:35,160
How's that for concrete, sir?

699
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,361
Terry, did you mean to kill her?

700
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,481
I didn't kill her!

701
00:29:39,482 --> 00:29:41,041
Then what happened?

702
00:29:41,042 --> 00:29:43,441
I just wanted to look at her laptop.

703
00:29:43,442 --> 00:29:45,361
There was a video on it for the memorial.

704
00:29:45,362 --> 00:29:46,960
The District Cup final. I...

705
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,681
I wanted to watch my try.

706
00:29:50,682 --> 00:29:52,681
That's where I know you from!

707
00:29:52,682 --> 00:29:54,441
My old man still talks about that try.

708
00:29:54,442 --> 00:29:56,921
Yeah, well, on the morning of the memorial,
right,

709
00:29:56,922 --> 00:30:00,520
Well, I-I watched it. I'd never seen it before.
And...

710
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,800
It was just a try.

711
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,441
Nothing spectacular.

712
00:30:07,442 --> 00:30:10,121
But I'd talked it up
to people for so long,

713
00:30:10,122 --> 00:30:13,121
Well, I couldn't let them see it,
so I took the laptop.

714
00:30:13,122 --> 00:30:15,721
I was going to put it
back after the service,

715
00:30:15,722 --> 00:30:17,872
But when they found Rachel dead, well,
I...

716
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,201
I just panicked.

717
00:30:21,202 --> 00:30:23,361
How did you take the laptop
without anybody seeing?

718
00:30:23,362 --> 00:30:26,481
Ah, now, see. Now, right,
that was impressive.

719
00:30:26,482 --> 00:30:29,401
Right? I got it tucked under my arm,
then quick as a flash,

720
00:30:29,402 --> 00:30:30,641
I'm out the back of the door,

721
00:30:30,642 --> 00:30:33,201
But I've still got to get to my car,
and there's this bloke,

722
00:30:33,202 --> 00:30:35,801
And he wants to say hello to me, like,
you know?

723
00:30:35,802 --> 00:30:38,841
So I give him the eyes, drop my shoulder,

724
00:30:38,842 --> 00:30:42,321
Change of pace, bosh, passed
him like a rat up a drainpipe.

725
00:30:42,322 --> 00:30:44,600
When it gets to my ability, right, see...

726
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,521
Thank you for coming.

727
00:30:52,522 --> 00:30:55,081
What are you going to
surprise me with this time?

728
00:30:55,082 --> 00:30:56,360
My nan? No.

729
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,520
I may have slightly overstepped the mark.

730
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,041
Well, you're a grown woman.

731
00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:05,121
You should be free to
go wherever you like.

732
00:31:05,122 --> 00:31:06,440
I'm sorry.

733
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,841
OK. Well, seeing as I'm
free to go where I like,

734
00:31:09,842 --> 00:31:11,161
Can I come in and have a biscuit?

735
00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:12,480
Please.

736
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,601
I wish it was Terry,

737
00:31:18,602 --> 00:31:21,161
Then I could get this
wrapped up by tonight,

738
00:31:21,162 --> 00:31:22,840
But I don't know.

739
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,641
Are you still going tonight? Mm.

740
00:31:26,642 --> 00:31:29,121
You're not going before my show, are you?

741
00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:31,161
Are these your props?

742
00:31:31,162 --> 00:31:34,241
Oh, my God! Is that Caesar's badge?

743
00:31:34,242 --> 00:31:37,041
Yes. I'm just sorting
out some relevant props

744
00:31:37,042 --> 00:31:40,760
For the show, and updating my inventory.

745
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,921
I made my own version of this.

746
00:31:43,922 --> 00:31:46,240
Used to use it to arrest Mum.

747
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,921
God, I was uncool.

748
00:31:48,922 --> 00:31:51,080
Right, now we can't discount Josh.

749
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,641
Rachel tried to end his
season because of his injury.

750
00:31:55,642 --> 00:31:57,841
It's hardly a reason to kill someone.

751
00:31:57,842 --> 00:31:59,721
You dig up anything else at the club?

752
00:31:59,722 --> 00:32:02,441
Well, Sue's done something
worse than murder.

753
00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:04,481
She took instant coffee to Italy.

754
00:32:04,482 --> 00:32:06,121
The home of the espresso.

755
00:32:06,122 --> 00:32:07,361
Snob.

756
00:32:07,362 --> 00:32:10,481
No, but there is something off about Sue.

757
00:32:10,482 --> 00:32:14,481
Her husband dies, yet
she barely mentions him.

758
00:32:14,482 --> 00:32:16,561
Now that doesn't scan.

759
00:32:16,562 --> 00:32:18,201
Ah! Excuse me?

760
00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:20,641
That's Caesar's cherished fountain pen.

761
00:32:20,642 --> 00:32:22,161
It's not Caesar's.

762
00:32:22,162 --> 00:32:25,161
It's from the Christmas special,
A Dusting Of Death.

763
00:32:25,162 --> 00:32:27,080
They just look the same. Is it?

764
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,241
That's it.

765
00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,600
The pen.

766
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,001
They look the same.

767
00:32:37,002 --> 00:32:39,560
I think we need to put on a show.

768
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,561
Ladies and gentlemen,

769
00:32:49,562 --> 00:32:52,561
You are about to witness a rare event.

770
00:32:52,562 --> 00:32:55,801
For the first time in my decorated career,

771
00:32:55,802 --> 00:33:00,441
I, Charles Caesar, require assistance.

772
00:33:00,442 --> 00:33:05,719
Mid Wales Police Detective
Inspector Janie Mallowan.

773
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,281
Good evening, everybody!

774
00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:13,921
Sorry, I don't know why
I said it like that.

775
00:33:13,922 --> 00:33:16,801
Hello, everyone.

776
00:33:16,802 --> 00:33:18,960
Hello, Caesar.

777
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,481
Sorry. Miss Mallowan and I

778
00:33:22,482 --> 00:33:25,921
Have pooled our not
insignificant mental faculties

779
00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:30,761
To bring to justice the
killer of Mrs Rachel Jenkins.

780
00:33:30,762 --> 00:33:34,561
Rachel wasn't good at keeping secrets.

781
00:33:34,562 --> 00:33:37,961
And she'd discovered a sizeable one,

782
00:33:37,962 --> 00:33:40,440
Hadn't she... Sue?

783
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,441
What business is it of yours?

784
00:33:44,442 --> 00:33:45,840
Good question, Sue.

785
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,401
House lights, please.

786
00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:50,361
AUDIENCE MURMURS

787
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,601
Ladies and gentlemen,

788
00:33:51,602 --> 00:33:53,681
I'm afraid I have been misleading you.

789
00:33:53,682 --> 00:33:56,361
I've been helping the police

790
00:33:56,362 --> 00:34:00,641
In an official capacity to
uncover a myriad of secrets

791
00:34:00,642 --> 00:34:02,081
In this club.

792
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,321
Strange goings-on.

793
00:34:04,322 --> 00:34:06,321
Missing loo rolls,

794
00:34:06,322 --> 00:34:08,681
Phantom rodents.

795
00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:11,361
The door that didn't squeak.

796
00:34:11,362 --> 00:34:14,481
Someone oiled the door during the night.

797
00:34:14,482 --> 00:34:18,081
Someone who has been living in the cellar.

798
00:34:18,082 --> 00:34:19,800
Chaudhry!

799
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,119
Ladies and gentlemen, Dennis Dyer.

800
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,761
You stupid man.

801
00:34:31,762 --> 00:34:33,761
The number of times I told you

802
00:34:33,762 --> 00:34:36,001
To oil that thing when you were alive,

803
00:34:36,002 --> 00:34:38,921
And now you go and do it when
you're meant to be dead.

804
00:34:38,922 --> 00:34:40,961
But I was bored down there.

805
00:34:40,962 --> 00:34:42,761
I'd done all my sudokus.

806
00:34:42,762 --> 00:34:45,241
The pair of you faked Dennis's death

807
00:34:45,242 --> 00:34:47,681
For the life insurance money.

808
00:34:47,682 --> 00:34:51,001
It was the mysterious broken
CCTV that gave you away.

809
00:34:51,002 --> 00:34:54,080
That and your holiday photos.

810
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,681
No, not that. No, no.

811
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:02,881
Yes!
HE

812
00:35:02,882 --> 00:35:06,161
It was the instant coffee that struck me.

813
00:35:06,162 --> 00:35:09,081
Not just as an act of
extreme philistinism,

814
00:35:09,082 --> 00:35:12,761
But because it was so out of character.

815
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:15,921
Someone who takes instant
coffee on holiday

816
00:35:15,922 --> 00:35:17,401
To the Mediterranean

817
00:35:17,402 --> 00:35:20,801
Doesn't do something as
intrepid as scuba diving.

818
00:35:20,802 --> 00:35:24,961
But your plan of deception worked until...

819
00:35:24,962 --> 00:35:28,041
Rachel went down to change a barrel,

820
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:30,640
And she saw you.

821
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,921
I pretended to be a ghost,

822
00:35:33,922 --> 00:35:35,721
But she saw straight through it.

823
00:35:35,722 --> 00:35:37,961
You both knew that she wouldn't
keep the secret for long.

824
00:35:37,962 --> 00:35:40,961
So you decided to kill her.

825
00:35:40,962 --> 00:35:42,721
And you nearly did.

826
00:35:42,722 --> 00:35:46,561
But Rachel didn't drink the poisoned rum.

827
00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:48,321
That's why you lost it

828
00:35:48,322 --> 00:35:51,161
When Terry suggested someone
drink the top shelf,

829
00:35:51,162 --> 00:35:53,881
Because you had already laced the bottle

830
00:35:53,882 --> 00:35:57,881
Only Rachel drank from with rat poison.

831
00:35:57,882 --> 00:35:59,841
What a load of rubbish.

832
00:35:59,842 --> 00:36:03,841
And, as you say, she didn't drink it.

833
00:36:03,842 --> 00:36:05,561
I wouldn't be so smug about that.

834
00:36:05,562 --> 00:36:07,641
You're both still going down for it.

835
00:36:07,642 --> 00:36:09,801
So why was Rachel killed, then?

836
00:36:09,802 --> 00:36:14,401
It all centred on a phone
call from the accountant.

837
00:36:14,402 --> 00:36:17,201
I already explained about that.
She was fine with the loan!

838
00:36:17,202 --> 00:36:19,761
It wasn't what was said on the phone call.

839
00:36:19,762 --> 00:36:22,561
Rachel went to get a pen from her handbag,

840
00:36:22,562 --> 00:36:25,481
Only she picked up the wrong one

841
00:36:25,482 --> 00:36:30,880
And opened up a bag that looked
just like a woman's handbag.

842
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,321
It looks nothing like a handbag.
It's dead masculine.

843
00:36:35,322 --> 00:36:37,481
It does look a bit feminine, to be fair.

844
00:36:37,482 --> 00:36:39,681
She didn't find a pen,

845
00:36:39,682 --> 00:36:43,600
But she did find your secret stash, Josh.

846
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,721
Steroids.

847
00:36:46,722 --> 00:36:49,681
The pressure from your father to bulk up

848
00:36:49,682 --> 00:36:52,040
After coming back from injury.

849
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,401
Your career at a crossroads.

850
00:36:55,402 --> 00:36:59,201
You leaned on illegal help.

851
00:36:59,202 --> 00:37:02,601
It wasn't Sue Abi heard
Rachel shouting at.

852
00:37:02,602 --> 00:37:04,600
'This club has to be clean.'

853
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,561
It was you.

854
00:37:07,562 --> 00:37:09,801
She was going to report you.

855
00:37:09,802 --> 00:37:13,241
Not just your season over. Your career.

856
00:37:13,242 --> 00:37:14,920
Everything.

857
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,961
This... This is rubbish.

858
00:37:18,962 --> 00:37:20,801
Josh wouldn't dope!

859
00:37:20,802 --> 00:37:22,401
And he's not a killer!

860
00:37:22,402 --> 00:37:25,081
Things came to a head
the day of the memorial.

861
00:37:25,082 --> 00:37:28,121
You saw the woman that was
going to ruin everything

862
00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,240
On her own.

863
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,520
You saw your chance to end it.

864
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,720
I didn't want to let you down, Dad.

865
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,961
I did it! It was me. No, Dad...

866
00:37:47,962 --> 00:37:49,281
No... Stop.

867
00:37:49,282 --> 00:37:50,961
It... It was me. OK?

868
00:37:50,962 --> 00:37:53,041
The results came back
from the lab an hour ago.

869
00:37:53,042 --> 00:37:55,481
His DNA is on the weapon.

870
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,161
Yeah, but that's mine.

871
00:37:57,162 --> 00:37:59,881
No, no, no. We are blood.
We've got the same DNA.

872
00:37:59,882 --> 00:38:02,161
I killed her, please.
Josh Daniels,

873
00:38:02,162 --> 00:38:04,801
I'm arresting you for the
murder of Rachel Jenkins.

874
00:38:04,802 --> 00:38:06,361
You do not have to say anything,

875
00:38:06,362 --> 00:38:08,561
But it may harm your defence
if you do not mention

876
00:38:08,562 --> 00:38:10,520
When questioned something that you...

877
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,321
Don't say anything, son, OK?

878
00:38:18,322 --> 00:38:19,622
I... I'll sort it all out.

879
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,721
Just heard on the radio.
Well done, I suppose.

880
00:38:25,722 --> 00:38:28,481
That you off, then? Yeah, yeah.

881
00:38:28,482 --> 00:38:30,361
Well, at least I'll be out your hair now,
sir.

882
00:38:30,362 --> 00:38:31,920
Look...

883
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,481
I'm sorry, Mallowan.

884
00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:37,001
I've been childish.

885
00:38:37,002 --> 00:38:40,321
Truth is... I'm going to miss you.

886
00:38:40,322 --> 00:38:42,241
Oh... We all are.

887
00:38:42,242 --> 00:38:43,881
Chaudhury's a mess.

888
00:38:43,882 --> 00:38:45,841
It's only for a year, sir.

889
00:38:45,842 --> 00:38:48,041
Right, I... A good cop,

890
00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:49,841
Mallowan, is like a tree.

891
00:38:49,842 --> 00:38:51,361
Your trunk.

892
00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:53,921
That's your nuts and bolts, procedures,
paperwork.

893
00:38:53,922 --> 00:38:56,881
But you also need your branches.

894
00:38:56,882 --> 00:38:59,401
I don't mean branches, as in, like,
police station branches,

895
00:38:59,402 --> 00:39:01,361
I mean...
Sir, you're going to have to

896
00:39:01,362 --> 00:39:03,201
Put this in a text. I've got to go.

897
00:39:03,202 --> 00:39:04,921
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

898
00:39:04,922 --> 00:39:06,000
Ah. Yeah.

899
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,281
Well, I was going to suggest
a celebratory Bourbon

900
00:39:16,282 --> 00:39:17,800
Back at mine, but, um...

901
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,960
I suppose you've got to go. Yeah.

902
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,281
Well, here's your coat. Oh.

903
00:39:24,282 --> 00:39:25,560
Um...

904
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,881
I'm not really sure what to say.

905
00:39:28,882 --> 00:39:31,361
Just want to thank you for everything.

906
00:39:31,362 --> 00:39:33,112
I'm going to miss you, John Chapel.

907
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,641
I'm going to miss you, too,

908
00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:38,160
Janie Mallowan.

909
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,441
Yeah. Go on.

910
00:39:42,442 --> 00:39:45,240
I'll send you a postcard. Yeah.

911
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,481
Actually, I'll just call you.

912
00:39:52,482 --> 00:39:54,280
Postcards are a pain in the arse.

913
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,760
Bye. Bye.

914
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,321
Fish and chips, eh? Mmm.

915
00:40:17,322 --> 00:40:19,241
Just like we used to, yeah?

916
00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:21,281
We did this, like, twice over
the course of ten years,

917
00:40:21,282 --> 00:40:23,201
What with you not being here.

918
00:40:23,202 --> 00:40:25,640
Well, this is the start of a new chapter.

919
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,601
I was thinking, I could sneak
a few jazz fags into the van

920
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:32,440
Now you're no longer PC Plod.

921
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,081
Had a really good result today.

922
00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:41,321
Got a murder and insurance
fraud wrapped up.

923
00:40:41,322 --> 00:40:43,920
Good. Well done. Well done, Janie.

924
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,841
You never take an interest in my work.

925
00:40:49,842 --> 00:40:51,040
Sorry.

926
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,921
I am trying, love. We'll have
all the time in the world

927
00:40:54,922 --> 00:40:56,840
For you to fill me in when we're away.

928
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,681
I'm not going. What?

929
00:41:03,682 --> 00:41:05,241
To Portugal.

930
00:41:05,242 --> 00:41:07,081
What do you mean?

931
00:41:07,082 --> 00:41:10,441
I want to stay. I love it here.

932
00:41:10,442 --> 00:41:11,800
I love my job.

933
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,840
I know what will happen
if I go to Portugal.

934
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,241
You'll let me down.

935
00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:20,201
Oh, come on! You will.

936
00:41:20,202 --> 00:41:23,041
Because if we're not doing
exactly what you want to do,

937
00:41:23,042 --> 00:41:25,521
You will let me down,
and I don't deserve it.

938
00:41:25,522 --> 00:41:28,121
Well, I didn't think I was
going to win Dad of the Year,

939
00:41:28,122 --> 00:41:29,561
But I didn't realise I was this bad.

940
00:41:29,562 --> 00:41:30,800
Don't sulk.

941
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,440
I love you...

942
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,520
But I know who I am now.

943
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,601
DI Mallowan.

944
00:41:41,602 --> 00:41:43,040
A damn good detective.

945
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,120
I'm going to be fine.

946
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,961
Be honest. It's because you hate sand,
isn't it?

947
00:41:50,962 --> 00:41:52,641
It's 15% the sand thing, yeah.

948
00:41:52,642 --> 00:41:54,120
THEY

949
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,561
CAT MEOWS

950
00:41:57,562 --> 00:41:59,120
It's just me and you now, mate.

951
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,040
There you are.

952
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,800
KNOCK ON DOOR

953
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,361
You didn't go.

954
00:42:17,362 --> 00:42:19,961
Had reports of some uneaten Bourbons,

955
00:42:19,962 --> 00:42:21,960
So I thought I should investigate.

956
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,001
Plus, I couldn't leave you on your own.

957
00:42:29,002 --> 00:42:30,561
It's only been a few hours.

958
00:42:30,562 --> 00:42:32,601
You've already broken out the grief jazz

959
00:42:32,602 --> 00:42:35,041
And the shepherd's pie for one.

960
00:42:35,042 --> 00:42:36,841
Hmm.

961
00:42:36,842 --> 00:42:39,041
One and a half, actually,

962
00:42:39,042 --> 00:42:40,761
Alan likes the topping.

963
00:42:40,762 --> 00:42:42,481
And champagne!

964
00:42:42,482 --> 00:42:43,961
Glad to be rid of me, are you?

965
00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,321
No, no!

966
00:42:45,322 --> 00:42:47,761
No. Actually, I've been celebrating.

967
00:42:47,762 --> 00:42:50,281
Yeah, I just got off
the phone with my agent

968
00:42:50,282 --> 00:42:52,040
About the Netflix job. Yeah.

969
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,121
I got the part. Oh, my God, John Chapel,
that's amazing!

970
00:42:57,122 --> 00:43:00,521
Yeah, it looks like I'm going to be
In Toronto for a couple of months.

971
00:43:00,522 --> 00:43:01,960
Ah!

972
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,401
That's far.

973
00:43:04,402 --> 00:43:06,481
I know. Yeah.

974
00:43:06,482 --> 00:43:09,081
Well, we'll be all right. We can FaceTime.

975
00:43:09,082 --> 00:43:11,601
And, um... I've got some holiday.

976
00:43:11,602 --> 00:43:14,441
I could come visit. Oh, Canada.

977
00:43:14,442 --> 00:43:16,601
Toronto's in Canada, isn't it?

978
00:43:16,602 --> 00:43:21,881
Famously so. Yeah. Well, no, I'd like that.
Hmm.

979
00:43:21,882 --> 00:43:24,680
If I come, can I be in it?

980
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,121
Cor blimey, Mr Shakespeare!

981
00:43:28,122 --> 00:43:29,881
It's not an Australian production.

982
00:43:29,882 --> 00:43:31,961
That was a damn good Cockney accent.

983
00:43:31,962 --> 00:43:34,521
No, no, you need to
lengthen your diphthongs.

984
00:43:34,522 --> 00:43:36,841
And the less said about your glottal stops,
the better.

985
00:43:36,842 --> 00:43:38,041
If you're going to insult me,

986
00:43:38,042 --> 00:43:40,241
Can you at least pour me a
glass of champagne first?

987
00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:41,561
Talk about a bad host!

988
00:43:41,562 --> 00:43:43,200
CONVERSATION FADES