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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Sorry I'm late.
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That's okay. There you go.
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I got you a latte.
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- Thanks.
- But it's not here yet.
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Ah.
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So how was your walk over here?
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- What?
- "How was your walk over here?"
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I don't know why I'm so nervous.
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Maybe it's because you feel ashamed
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that you didn't trust me enough
to live my own life?
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Yeah, that's probably it.
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I still don't think
I should be in trouble.
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I mean, your dad asked me
to pull some strings for you,
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so I pulled some strings for you.
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What happened to us
facing the music together?
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Well, you said that.
I mostly just wanted breakfast.
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Alright, honey,
I've been thinking a lot about this,
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and about how I acted.
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And I know it's easy to say
it's because I love you, which I do.
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I love you so, so, so, so, so,
so very, very, very, very much...
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She gets that. Keep going.
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But that's not it.
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I spent a few years in Florida
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feeling very sorry for myself.
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That part's true.
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I'm...
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I got kinda lost.
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And a little lonely.
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And I guess I convinced myself
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that I had to do everything
I could possibly do
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to keep that from happening to you.
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And I am sorry.
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- What do you think?
- I was just barely listening,
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but it sounded sincere.
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But he was doing that thing that he does
where he shits on himself a little
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so that you feel guilty
for being mad at him.
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- That's not my thing.
- It is.
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Okay, you're leaving
in a few days, thank God.
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Well, you could have left out
the "thank God" part.
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- I didn't want to.
- Okay.
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- Because my life is mine.
- Okay.
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And I need you to promise
to stay out of it
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- no matter what I do.
- I...
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- Before you promise...
- Okay.
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I mean, anything, okay?
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I could become a meth addict.
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I've heard it's fun,
and you get really organized.
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So, if your teeth fall out,
I can't say anything?
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Alright, do meth.
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Live it up.
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Oh, hi, Graham! I'll be right there.
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Order yourself a coffee,
charge it to my room.
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- I'm also getting bacon.
- Go nuts.
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You double-booked a family crisis?
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Oh, no, we helped our kid too much. Shit.
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I really think we're all gonna be fine.
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- Hi!
- How did you ever think you two
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- were a good match?
- I didn't.
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But it gets confusing
when someone's that hot.
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Yeah, don't I know it?
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Is there, like, class today,
or are we just vibing out here?
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No, sorry, yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I hope that you all
enjoyed our brisk walk
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through Russian history.
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- Mm.
- Some not sure, right.
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Okay, some stony faces.
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Fair enough. Tried my best.
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Nowadays, there's an understandable shroud
cast across all things Russian.
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But we've spoken about quite
a few interesting characters.
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Go on. Favorite Russian leaders. Go.
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- Peter the Great.
- Peter the Great.
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Huge strides in education,
science, culture.
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Yeah, great by name, great by nature.
Very good. Yes. Anyone else?
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- Stalin.
- Interesting.
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Had millions of his own citizens executed,
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but very much on brand, Gina.
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- Thanks ever so much.
- Fucking knows my name now.
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- Yeah, he does.
- Little bitch.
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Do you know who my favorite is?
Mikhail Gorbachev.
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I always think about him
this time of year anyway,
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seeing as he resigned Christmas Day, 1991.
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A lot of people remember Gorby for
glasnost, perestroika.
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But you know the thing
that I most admired about him?
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He was the first Russian leader
to have his wife front and center.
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His critics claimed that he loved her
more than he loved the country.
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When she passed away, he released this CD
called Songs for Raisa.
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Some absolute bangers on there,
you should definitely check it out.
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You know, everyone always
thought that Gorbachev
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wanted to dismantle
the Soviet state, but...
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I just... I don't think he did.
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I mean, sure, yeah,
he knew that changes were necessary.
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But I believe that he just
wanted the union to survive.
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Are you crying?
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Nope.
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Have a great break, everyone.
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Cheerio.
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Look, guys, if the readers
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care about your characters,
they are in for the ride.
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Case in point,
last night I was watching TV,
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and It's a Wonderful Life came on,
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and I love the character
of George Bailey so much
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that I had to watch it
all the way through to the end.
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- What's It's a Wonderful Life?
- You're kidding me.
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"Every time a bell rings,
an angel gets its wings."
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Is that like a Christian movie?
'Cause, then, no, thank you.
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No, it's not Christian, per se. It's...
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Well, it's a Christmas movie.
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But, so yeah,
I guess it's kind of Christian.
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Hold up. "Every time a bell rings",
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- an angel gets wings"?
- Right.
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What if you're in, like,
an arcade or something?
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Yeah, that's like
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- a crazy amount of angels.
- Yeah.
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No, there is just one angel,
and his name is Clarence.
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Clarence? Is that from the Bible?
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- I think it's from Corinthians.
- Are you making this up?
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Because religion is not a safe topic.
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No, no, no. This is a real movie.
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And I would have assigned it for homework,
but today is our last class.
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So, to that point...
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I do have to say
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that before I came here, I...
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- Mm, I never thought...
- Sorry, Grg.
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I got a chem final in like two minutes.
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Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, go!
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Go, go, go, go. Have a great break.
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And please keep writing!
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Tommy.
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Dude, you're killing me.
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- Hey, I know.
- You gotta get it in. You gotta get it in.
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I know, I know.
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Final draft of your chapter, please?
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That's all I need,
and you pass this course.
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As soon as my fingers touch it, you pass.
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Hey, man, I've been working my butt off.
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I just, I really want this to be good.
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Yeah, so I'll get it to you end of day?
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- Alright.
- Perfect.
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Oh, also, big news.
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I passed all my other classes.
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- Way to go!
- Yeah, man.
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- I even crushed my stats final.
- You did?
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- Yeah.
- What'd you get?
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Sexiest grade ever.
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- Sixty-nine.
- Wow.
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- Bring it in.
- D-plus, baby, come on.
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Very good. Proud of you.
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This is bullshit!
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My macroeconomics professor
is giving me a B.
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I've never gotten a grade
below an A before.
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- What's it like?
- Fuck you.
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"Fuck you."
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- You're at the business school?
- Wow.
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Three months in, first time he's asking me
anything about my life.
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Sorry.
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Shit, did you just apologize to Mo?
Are you okay? Are you dying?
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No, I'm just...
I didn't really sleep very well.
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Did you forget to turn on your nightlight?
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I'm wrestling with a couple of things,
that's all.
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I'm gonna have to get to class.
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Oh, Mo, don't worry about that B, alright?
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I mean, I've also never gotten
a grade that low,
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but I'd imagine it makes
one feel more
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human.
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- There he is.
- Order's restored.
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It's okay to be average, Mo.
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Ugh.
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What's the sigh?
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Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing, just
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you and the Duke of Turtlenecks
are headed to Wisconsin,
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and then I never get
to live with you again.
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I really don't know how
I'm gonna get by without you.
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Come on.
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Bring it in.
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You'll be okay.
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You can't possibly know that.
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Let's do this.
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Okay.
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- May I kiss you?
- Oh, God,
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I really hate it when you ask,
it's so embarrassing.
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- Jesus. Fine.
- Just do it.
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You know, I don't think Katie
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has totally forgiven me yet.
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- Fathers and daughters, man.
- Oh.
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You should have seen
my dad's face when I told him
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I wanted to switch from pre-law
to becoming a poet.
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- I think I can do that face.
- Do it.
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Oh, a poet, huh?
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That's cool.
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All you fuckers are the same.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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- Hey, all done.
- Hey.
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- Great.
- I hope you dig it.
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I hope so, too.
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Don't pull any punches on me now.
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- You got it. Sure.
- Man, you're the best, Rooster!
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Sorry, sorry! Everybody chill.
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Has he ever been in a library?
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One other time that I'm aware of.
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That boy worships you.
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He does, as do so many
of the other students.
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They are all bummed
that you are leaving, and it's annoying.
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I think you're exaggerating, but thanks.
Everyone will be fine.
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I won't, Greg.
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I told you,
I don't have a lot of friends here.
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You know, I am so glad that
we didn't sleep with each other.
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- I get that a lot.
- No, I get weird with people
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after I have sex with them.
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And no matter how it goes,
I always want to make them,
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you know, think I hate them a little bit.
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And then, eventually,
I stop talking to them.
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But...
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I like talking to you,
and it'd be a shame if we had to stop.
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You have a phone, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Great.
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Perfect.
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- Oh, damn it.
- What?
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I got an advanced copy of my new book
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that I wanna give to you
because it's the first one
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I've written with a female protagonist.
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- Hand it over. Hand it over.
- Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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It's not a Rooster book.
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I had no say over the cover art, and...
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Okay, well, there it is.
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Greg, she ain't got no head.
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It didn't fit on the cover.
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- Ronni.
- What?
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- Come check this out.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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It's fine. No, you don't need to come.
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- What's up?
- Greg's got a new book.
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Do you see any other women in this library
with a body like that?
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I don't know, and I'm not going to check.
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- Are you pleased with yourself?
- Yes, I am.
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So, what are you guys doing over break?
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Lily's gonna come meet me in New York
right after Christmas,
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and we're gonna go to
the Marcel Duchamp exhibition at MoMA.
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- Fun!
- And maybe, like, go to some clubs
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and, like, drink our faces off?
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I don't know, sorry!
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Right, but you're gonna pretend
it's for the Duchamp thing?
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Yeah, but we just might
not have time for that.
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I just don't know who Duchamp is, so...
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You're my TA!
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- Okay.
- You should come meet us
247
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,462
- in New York.
- Please! It'd be so fun.
248
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:14,632
I'd love to. But I'm gonna be...
I'm gonna be in London.
249
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,967
- Oh.
- With Archie.
250
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:17,927
Oh.
251
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,846
- Okay.
- I get it.
252
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,902
But I gotta get used
to saying it out loud.
253
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,852
And I need the people that care about me
to not be too disappointed.
254
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,695
- Okay, yeah, sorry. Yeah.
- Yeah, we love you.
255
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,831
- Give us another shot.
- Yes.
256
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,190
- Okay, yeah? Okay.
- Yeah.
257
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,584
I'm getting back together with Archie.
258
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,776
- Ew-uh! You're a pervert!
- No! No! No! No! No!
259
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,087
- You guys are not funny.
- Katie.
260
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,030
- You're not.
- No, we're hilarious.
261
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,157
Greg, absolutely awful decision
262
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,867
- to leave us.
- Well.
263
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,703
I will be president of this college
264
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,706
until Cristle drags my corpse
out of this office.
265
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,458
- I'm not doing that.
- Yes, you are.
266
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,918
I'll just call someone.
267
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,294
Makes sense. He's big.
268
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,047
Greg, I'm very mad at you.
269
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,382
Oh. Why?
270
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,843
You set the bar so high for me with men.
271
00:11:58,927 --> 00:11:59,927
Oh.
272
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,013
Jake asked me out for coffee.
273
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,599
Well, he's a nice guy.
He's just had some issues.
274
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,559
And he is way above that bar.
275
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,395
- Oh. Great.
- He's really nice to me.
276
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,439
And I like his hair.
277
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,733
- He has good hair.
- Sometimes when he looks at me,
278
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:18,363
I don't know if he's lost in thought
or if he wants to murder me.
279
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,573
But it's exciting.
280
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,158
Knock, knock.
281
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,035
Ooh. Sorry to interrupt.
282
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,721
Don't wanna ruin the moment
that's brewing here.
283
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,163
You ruin every moment.
284
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,247
Okay.
285
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,209
I have to proverbially
bite a few bullets today,
286
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,044
so I may as well just, "boop-boop"
287
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,767
pop this one out of the chamber and
288
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,398
metaphorically chomp upon it.
289
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,967
Talking like that,
that's why people hate you.
290
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:42,428
Greg, I think that you and I
are gonna have to mend some fences.
291
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,973
Why would I ever do that?
292
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,057
Well...
293
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,019
She can't go back to that jerk!
294
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,063
Oh, my God, I can't believe our daughter
295
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,024
is getting back together
with her super handsome husband,
296
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,859
who she really likes to have sex with.
297
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,445
Could we be on the same page
for just once in our lives?
298
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,905
We are on the same page.
299
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:05,076
I think Archie is an arrogant
piece of shit. Always have.
300
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,078
We have to call her,
tell her not to do this.
301
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,581
Were you not just at that breakfast
that you made me go to?
302
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,958
I don't care. I'm gonna call.
303
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,085
- What are you doing?
- I'm saving you from yourself.
304
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,378
- Give me the phone.
- Nope.
305
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,297
- Give me the phone, Beth. Beth!
- No. No.
306
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:21,759
No, and no, and no, and no, and no.
And now, it's in my butt.
307
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,203
You can get it if you want,
but you never used to like that.
308
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,556
Beth, come on.
309
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,640
Fine.
310
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,769
Do the one thing that you
promised her you wouldn't do.
311
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,455
'Cause that way,
she'll never talk to you again,
312
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,857
and then I will have someone
to go skiing with at Christmas.
313
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,233
Yay!
314
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,193
Wanna get drunk?
315
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,321
I mean, always.
316
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,072
That's a red flag.
317
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,285
My mom gets so overly excited
about Christmas.
318
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,995
We're only in Wisconsin for five days,
319
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,497
and she wants to have
three tree-trimming parties.
320
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,957
That is too much tree trimming.
321
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,667
Ready to walk me home, stud?
322
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,004
We need to talk.
323
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,049
Could you sit?
324
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,009
Why aren't you looking at me?
325
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,054
That's kind of my thing.
326
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,804
Please.
327
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,768
Think I'm gonna just stand
until you tell me what's going on.
328
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,812
You're a great woman, Sunny.
329
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,314
I know.
330
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,608
And you're gonna be a fantastic mum.
331
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,569
And mark my words,
I'm gonna be the best father to Robin.
332
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,363
It's not fucking Robin.
333
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,492
I'm still married to Katie,
334
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,286
and I feel like I really
have to see it through.
335
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,998
I don't wanna hear this.
336
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,958
Please stop.
337
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:38,752
I'm sorry.
338
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,508
Wow.
339
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,720
I knew this was always a possibility.
340
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,556
I just didn't think it would hurt me.
341
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,300
- Things don't usually hurt me.
- Well, you're only human.
342
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,561
I'm still talking.
343
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,106
God, you love the sound of your voice.
344
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:00,900
The problem is...
345
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,985
I do, too.
346
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,407
This is a mistake.
347
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,783
Yeah.
348
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,995
You're choosing the wrong path.
349
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,125
Okay, regrouping.
350
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,209
That's it.
351
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,797
Look, if we weren't having a kid,
I'd probably just tell you to fuck off,
352
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,924
maybe slash your tires, and move on.
353
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,051
But I am going to Wisconsin
354
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,139
tomorrow, and if you wanna go with me,
be at the apartment by 8:00.
355
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,932
I'm not gonna be there, darling.
356
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,350
Then that's your loss.
357
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,312
And you will regret it.
358
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,781
There's no more wine,
so we're switching to bourbon,
359
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,242
which I think is healthy and responsible.
360
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,037
I only drink moonshine.
Why do you have this?
361
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:59,834
I captured it, and now it is mine,
as is the Viking tradition.
362
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,004
Oh, that does not smell great in there.
363
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,380
- Well...
- Sorry, Bluey.
364
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,965
You get used to the smell.
365
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,217
I wear it around the house sometimes.
366
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:13,598
You used to make so much fun of me
for my attachment to this school,
367
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:17,059
and now you love it. Apologize.
368
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,061
I'm very sorry. I do love it.
369
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:20,855
So why are you leaving?
370
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,650
Because I'm cramping my daughter's style.
371
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,904
You have to stop doing that.
You have to stop living for other people.
372
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,574
I, myself, basically just do
whatever the hell makes me happiest.
373
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,409
- Everyone's aware.
- There's an argument
374
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,246
for me doing that a little bit less,
but you definitely need to do it more.
375
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,998
Yeah, well, I'm trying.
376
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,521
Would you care for a little bourbon
in your wine glass, ma'am?
377
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,669
I'm going to call it a night.
378
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,588
Oh! Okay.
379
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,799
I have to do one thing before I go.
380
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,636
This has been bugging me.
381
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,012
- Hold on.
- What are...
382
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,972
Okay, the hook is still here.
383
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,641
Oh, there she is!
384
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,804
That's from Fortune magazine.
It was the only picture
385
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,019
I could find, you're welcome.
386
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,021
I will cherish it forever.
387
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,189
- Good night.
- Good night.
388
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,525
Stay away from your phone.
389
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,652
I can't guarantee anything
I do once you leave.
390
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,173
Just say the word, I will stay longer.
391
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,741
I'm fine. Seriously, I'm good.
392
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,493
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm good.
393
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,287
- You sure?
- Yeah.
394
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,372
You sure?
395
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,623
Don't.
396
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,709
- Okay. Sorry.
- Don't do that.
397
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,796
I got a little caught up with you and me
doing the mom and dad thing.
398
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,879
It was nice.
399
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:28,923
Mm.
400
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,926
It took me a long time
to get over you, Beth.
401
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,722
So, maybe you should not
give Katie such a hard time
402
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,683
for struggling with the exact same thing.
403
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,893
Are you actually pretending
you were trying
404
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,646
- to teach me a lesson just then?
- Come on!
405
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,856
I really never know
what the hell I'm doing.
406
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,150
- Me neither.
- That, I knew.
407
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,575
Tommy, I read your paper.
408
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,285
This is fantastic.
409
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,703
I shouldn't do this,
410
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,162
but I am going to, anyway.
411
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,290
This was the best one in class.
412
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,542
That is awesome, dude!
413
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,353
Oh, man, I wanna ask you
what your favorite part is,
414
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,712
but I don't wanna seem too needy.
415
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,297
I think you should ask.
416
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,841
- What was your favorite part?
- Your main character, Boone.
417
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,610
The line about him dressing
like he doesn't care
418
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,153
what he looks like, but he really does?
419
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,014
I felt like I instantly
knew who that guy was.
420
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,225
- Dude, fuck yeah.
- But then, when he sees that picture
421
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,828
- of himself as a little kid...
- Mm-hmm.
422
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,520
- everything turns.
- Changes it all.
423
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,314
That's the thing about a great character.
424
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:30,067
Down deep, they already know who they are,
who they want to be.
425
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:34,905
All they need is that
one tiny little thing to wake 'em up.
426
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,241
So, my dad's offered us
the carriage house.
427
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,994
But honestly, I think we should
just go to Claridge's.
428
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,306
Just make a proper, like, holiday of it,
you know? Be really great.
429
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,415
You have some spinach in your teeth.
430
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,958
- Huh? Hm?
- Oh.
431
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,960
Mm. Mm, mm.
432
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,797
- Have you started packing yet?
- It's still there.
433
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,132
- Hm?
- Oh, yeah.
434
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,386
Mm. How's that?
435
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,638
- That better?
- Nope.
436
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,390
Mm, mm. Mm.
437
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,141
Now?
438
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,728
I can't be with you.
439
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,983
What do you mean?
440
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,278
You know, I've had a lot
of one-on-one meetings with teachers.
441
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,882
This is the first one I've ever liked.
442
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,948
I'm glad.
443
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,160
I gotta work at Art's tonight.
444
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,704
You should come by, say goodbye.
I could steal you some fries.
445
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,414
Is Spooner and the guys gonna be there?
446
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,933
No, no, they already left for break.
447
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,709
Oh. Okay, yeah, I'll come by.
448
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,336
- Alright, I'll see you then.
- Alright.
449
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,272
Katie. Bloody hell, there you are.
450
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,899
- Oh, good, you found me.
- Christ.
451
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,086
You can't just drop a bomb
like that and then run off.
452
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,629
- I think we need to have a talk.
- I don't think we do.
453
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,696
- We do.
- No, we don't.
454
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,656
- We do.
- We don't.
455
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,976
I don't wanna be with you anymore.
456
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,079
What, 'cause I had
some spinach in my teeth?
457
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,332
You are always gonna have
spinach in your teeth to me.
458
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,000
- Metaphorically.
- Okay, is it...
459
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,461
Whatever's going on right now
with you is insane.
460
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,338
Oh, sorry. Then, I will take you back.
461
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,841
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Katie, stop! Stop, stop!
462
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,677
I love you. Come on, I'm just...
463
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,280
I'm just a boy standing in front of you
with his heart in his hand...
464
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,265
Oh, God, do you hear yourself?
465
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,016
Okay, well, then make me understand.
466
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,814
No matter what I need you to be,
you will always be you.
467
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,525
- Is that a bad thing?
- Come on.
468
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,848
On some level, you must know
you're not the greatest guy.
469
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,821
Wow, maybe not, okay.
470
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,992
Look, I'm actually glad
that we got back together,
471
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,578
even if it was just for 36 hours.
472
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,830
Because when it was my choice,
all of this?
473
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,458
So much clearer, you know?
474
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,668
I was talking to my friends,
475
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,337
and I was so worried that they
were gonna be disappointed in me
476
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,422
for taking you back,
477
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,966
and let's be honest,
everybody I know and love would be.
478
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,427
- Roscoe wouldn't.
- No, not Roscoe, the dog.
479
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,137
You are right about that.
480
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,681
But it's actually not about
their disappointment.
481
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,017
The truth is, I was just
so disappointed in myself.
482
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,604
'Cause I don't need you
to make me feel special.
483
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,607
I don't know if you've heard,
484
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,234
but I'm a rock star.
485
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,696
I sabotaged my life
with the mother of my child.
486
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,783
- For you.
- My bad.
487
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,076
In fairness, though,
488
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,621
you really... you started
all of that yourself, so I...
489
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,080
You know what? No.
490
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,667
Archie Bates...
491
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,005
I truly hope that you end up happy.
492
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,673
That's really coming through, yeah.
493
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,223
Oh, I want a divorce.
494
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,267
No rush though.
I know the holidays can be crazy.
495
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,351
We'll figure it out.
496
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,482
Hey, Dylan, I have
497
00:21:56,565 --> 00:22:00,110
left a Christmas present for you
outside your house.
498
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,822
Please be sure to feed it.
499
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,408
I was gonna ask if you wanted
to go over to Art's with me,
500
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,912
but your lights are out,
so I figure you're asleep.
501
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,623
I will, I'll just come by
in the morning, say goodbye.
502
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,791
Alright. See ya.
503
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,260
It's a wonderful life, bitch!
504
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,307
Told you people cared.
505
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,603
Oh, wow. I don't know what to say.
506
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,873
Spooner, why don't you have a shirt on?
507
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,274
I'm an angel.
508
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,651
- Me and George made the wings.
- Yeah.
509
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,444
You guys never saw that movie, did you?
510
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,779
- No.
- Not in the slightest.
511
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,406
Pass that man a beer.
512
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,616
Oh, hell yeah! Come on, Greg.
513
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:49,952
Well, cheers.
514
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,038
Sunny?
515
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,207
I'm gonna have to get
that key back. Sunny!
516
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,876
- Sunny?
- Sunny, he's here!
517
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,878
By the grace of God, he made it!
518
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,088
Shit! I almost forgot.
519
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,215
Fred and I got her onto an earlier flight.
520
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,509
- What?
- She left hours ago.
521
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,011
She's finally free.
522
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,179
Aw, you look sad.
523
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,639
You need your mummy?
524
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,600
No?
525
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,144
Well, do you mind
locking up when you leave?
526
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,687
I got somewhere to be.
527
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,212
To be continued.
528
00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,279
- Let's just... Mr. Russo!
- I don't wanna talk about it.
529
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,679
Ronni's got something to say.
530
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,182
I didn't hate it.
531
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,517
Ronni, I'm sorry, that must
have been so hard for you.
532
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,801
It was hard for me, thank you.
533
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,064
Guys?
534
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,900
I just wanted to thank you
for all the hot chocolates.
535
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,193
Thank you, Darren.
536
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,569
Thank you, Marta.
537
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,866
- Hey, Susan.
- Hi.
538
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,409
- How are you?
- There you are.
539
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:15,537
- Mm. Smell so good.
- Alright.
540
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,082
My mom's girlfriend, Sharon,
she is such a fan.
541
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,249
- Aw.
- She loves your books.
542
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,769
She doesn't even believe that I know you.
543
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,003
Anyways, you wanna do
a quick video for her?
544
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,008
- Why can't... well...
- Hey, fuck you, Sharon!
545
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,492
- Fuck you!
- Hey, Sharon, how are ya?
546
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:30,761
You don't tell me who I know.
547
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,554
- Look. Look.
- Hey. How you doing?
548
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:39,103
Okay, guys. That's enough. That's enough.
549
00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:40,938
Oh. Okay, one more!
550
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,733
Goodbye.
551
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:46,734
For once and for all.
552
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:47,777
For once and for all.
553
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:49,780
Hey.
554
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:50,990
- Goodbye for real.
- Okay.
555
00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,119
Bye.
556
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,288
- Rooster.
- Hm?
557
00:24:58,789 --> 00:24:59,873
Hey.
558
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,500
I just want to say thank you, man.
559
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,127
For everything.
560
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,796
Seriously, you...
561
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:06,879
You changed my life.
562
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,049
You changed your life.
563
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,597
Also, we racked up a big tab,
564
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,307
- and I don't have any money.
- It's fine.
565
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,185
- I'll take care of it.
- Yeah? Thanks.
566
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,312
Hey, hey, he said
he's paying for everything.
567
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,665
- Oh shit!
- Get some more. Get some more.
568
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:27,026
Hey. You wanna say something
before everybody starts to split?
569
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,318
Oh, no, I really don't.
570
00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,570
Okay.
571
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,238
Everybody!
572
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:35,534
Greg so badly wants to say something.
573
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,869
Oh, thank you, Dylan.
574
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,954
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
575
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:42,541
Hello.
576
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:44,668
This is a great surprise.
577
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,129
I really appreciate you all being here.
578
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,547
I am very lucky.
579
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,511
I have the most wonderful daughter.
580
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,679
- Oh, God.
- Aw.
581
00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,431
There she is. That's Katie.
582
00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,807
- They know.
- She's the best.
583
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,936
I write stories for a living.
584
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,231
I am very, very good at beer pong.
585
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,486
Some of you probably don't know this,
586
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,573
but I'm a pretty awkward,
uncomfortable guy.
587
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:15,657
What?
588
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,284
No, we know.
589
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:20,871
And I guess I just never felt
like I belonged anywhere.
590
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,584
But you all made me
feel like I belonged here.
591
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,171
And I thank you for that.
592
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,965
And I will never forget it.
593
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,137
That is my best friend right there.
594
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,640
Come here.
595
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,779
I ended it.
596
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,115
For good this time.
597
00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,535
Okay.
598
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,329
Honey, it's your life.
599
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,039
You have to do what you want to do.
600
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,462
- Go ahead.
- Yes!
601
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,547
Yes!
602
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,507
Thank you! Thank you!
603
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,300
- Oh!
- Thank you!
604
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,010
Oh, I'm so happy.
605
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:19,638
I'm sorry.
606
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,807
- Are you okay?
- I am.
607
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,433
- Really?
- I am, I'm really good.
608
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,018
Okay. Okay.
609
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,570
- So pretty.
- Yeah.
610
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,196
Really gonna miss this place.
611
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,241
Well, don't leave on my account.
612
00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:42,578
What?
613
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,788
I don't want you calling me
every day from Florida
614
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,874
using your sad voice.
615
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,208
"Hey, Katie."
616
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:51,920
That is frighteningly accurate.
617
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,463
Oh, hon, I just...
618
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:57,759
I don't wanna stick around here
and keep complicating your life.
619
00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,095
Yeah, but you'd probably
do that from anywhere.
620
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,973
- You're not wrong.
- Mm-hmm.
621
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,785
Hello, Greg.
622
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,621
Hold your horses.
623
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,833
Oh, that's not a good noise
to make on the phone.
624
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,044
I make noises, Greg. You know that.
625
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:33,795
What can I do for you?
626
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,758
What if I did want to
come back next semester?
627
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,176
Would that be ridiculous?
628
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,259
No.
629
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,806
You will make a lot
of people happy around here.
630
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:48,852
Plus, you and I can do
our last hurrah together.
631
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:51,563
What do you mean?
632
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,608
They gave your ex-wife my job.
633
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:58,737
She will be the new president of Ludlow.
634
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,740
Graham just let me know, and we will start
635
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,992
the transition next semester.
636
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,494
I didn't...
637
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,081
Are you okay?
638
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,832
Well, I'll tell you what.
639
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,836
It is one beautiful night, Greg,
640
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,422
and I am going to enjoy it.
641
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,800
Merry Christmas, pal.
642
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,302
Merry Christmas, Walt.
643
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,306
Bye-bye.