1 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,258 I'm telling you, my homemade beef jerky, 2 00:00:57,324 --> 00:01:00,161 the ultimate Super Bowl snack. It's protein rich. 3 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,862 Nah, dude, you're screwing with me. 4 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,797 No, no, no, no, if there's one snack 5 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,634 for Super Bowl, dude, nachos. 6 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,434 Nachos? Really? 7 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:10,070 Oh, my God. It's too many carbs. Where's the protein? 8 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:12,039 Why are you worried about carbs? 9 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:14,543 Dude, there's-there's protein in the cheese, dude. 10 00:01:14,609 --> 00:01:16,410 Put some chicken on that. 11 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:20,047 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 12 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,750 All right, so the first time she has it, right? 13 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:26,020 I serve up some-some-some elk meat, and it's working. 14 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,988 - Everything's going great. - You catch that. 15 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:30,024 - You get that yourself, right? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 16 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,359 Of course I do. All the time. I bone it. It's boned. 17 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,195 - You do boned? - Yeah. 18 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,163 Oh, man. All right, check it out. Check it out. 19 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,132 Soon as she has it, she gets violently ill, 20 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,267 pukes all over us, pukes all over the kid's car seat. 21 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,136 We can't go anywhere for a week! 22 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,805 Oh, that's sick, dude. 23 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,874 Oh, no, that's too bad. That's too bad. 24 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,976 Anyway... 25 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,639 This is Joan Huang. 26 00:02:50,705 --> 00:02:53,340 She came all the way from China. 27 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:57,144 Uh, take a seat right there next to Jeremy. 28 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,217 Everyone, let's rise. 29 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,954 Joan, you can just listen for now. 30 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,227 I pledge allegiance 31 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:17,931 to the flag of the United States of America 32 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:21,670 and to the republic for which it stands, 33 00:03:21,736 --> 00:03:27,374 one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty 34 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,143 and justice for all. 35 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,112 Hello. 36 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,315 My name is Joan. 37 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,028 Ew! What is that? 38 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,997 Let's go. 39 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:23,430 Baba! 40 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:50,525 Roger, I'm sorry, but you have already agreed to work late. 41 00:05:41,576 --> 00:05:43,912 - Do I just swallow? - Yeah, yeah. 42 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,427 I actually made it. 43 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,980 Prom King and Queen 44 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,684 is more than just a popularity contest. 45 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,219 Here at Clarksville High, the Prom Queen and King 46 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,722 represent American values 47 00:06:27,789 --> 00:06:30,224 and who we all strive to be. 48 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,694 So without any further ado, this year's prom queen 49 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:36,129 is... Hannah Summers. 50 00:06:53,815 --> 00:06:58,987 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! 51 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,589 Hannah! Hannah! 52 00:07:01,656 --> 00:07:03,658 ...definition, and I zoomed you in here, 53 00:07:03,725 --> 00:07:06,493 but I like how I can kind of have 54 00:07:06,561 --> 00:07:08,262 a little bit of room to play. 55 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,632 So I'm taking that angled brush, 56 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:13,735 and I'm flicking it outward, and as you can see, 57 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,637 I already have my mascara on. 58 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:19,139 I like having my mascara done first so I really know... 59 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,675 Hi, my loves! 60 00:07:20,742 --> 00:07:22,911 I have some exciting news to announce. 61 00:07:22,977 --> 00:07:27,147 I just booked the lead role in a new TV show! 62 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,283 Ah! I can hardly believe it. 63 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,418 I'm still pinching myself. 64 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,420 I do have some sad news, though. 65 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,657 I'm not gonna be able to run for prom queen 66 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,392 'cause I'll be on set, making magic. 67 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,832 Oh. 68 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,608 Hey, it's Brindha. 69 00:07:53,675 --> 00:07:55,977 At the beep, hang up and text me, you weirdo. 70 00:07:56,044 --> 00:07:58,012 Coming! 71 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,952 -Hey, mom. -Hey. 72 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,432 Speak English, mom. 73 00:09:15,590 --> 00:09:18,291 The chorus sounds good. 74 00:09:21,863 --> 00:09:24,766 Mmm. Oh. 75 00:09:28,036 --> 00:09:29,302 Bye, dad. 76 00:09:50,925 --> 00:09:52,426 -Mm. -Ah! 77 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:08,208 Pork floss, my favorite! 78 00:10:09,077 --> 00:10:11,445 -My bad. -It's chill. 79 00:10:11,512 --> 00:10:12,980 When are you gonna talk to him? 80 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,381 He doesn't like me like that. 81 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,950 How do you know if you never try to kiss him? 82 00:10:16,017 --> 00:10:17,417 Okay, one, I would never just kiss him. 83 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,352 That's literally sexual harassment. 84 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,923 And two, I'm perfectly happy just fantasizing 85 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,356 about his hairless penis. 86 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,159 Ew. Why hairless? 87 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,829 Stop trying to distract me. 88 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:28,930 Did you watch it? 89 00:10:30,031 --> 00:10:31,264 Watch what? 90 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,533 Bro, the video. 91 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,235 Yes, I did. Chill. I'm just kidding. 92 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,404 You know what this means? 93 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,474 I could actually win. 94 00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:43,945 Okay, I sound like a broken record at this point, 95 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,047 but you don't need it. 96 00:10:46,114 --> 00:10:47,414 You just don't think I can win. 97 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,317 No, I just think it's a waste of time. 98 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,385 Prom queen is worth my time. 99 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:55,355 When I get back, you better change your mind. 100 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,458 Hmm. 101 00:11:15,777 --> 00:11:17,044 Hi, my loves. 102 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,478 This is Ms. Valentine. 103 00:11:18,546 --> 00:11:19,847 She's my science teacher 104 00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:21,749 and a fierce advocate for climate change. 105 00:11:21,816 --> 00:11:23,951 She's actually the president of the Evergreen Committee, 106 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:27,121 a nonprofit dedicated to fighting global warming. 107 00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:29,157 Can you say hi to my followers? 108 00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:30,725 Okay, so as you all know, 109 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,660 I started the Feel the Burn Challenge three weeks ago 110 00:11:32,727 --> 00:11:34,427 to raise awareness for climate change, 111 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,496 but really to show how quickly our skin burns 112 00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:39,133 under the sun now compared to 30 years ago. 113 00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:44,437 Since then, I've managed to raise 114 00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:48,876 $1,000 to fight climate change. 115 00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:50,077 Surprise! 116 00:11:53,648 --> 00:11:55,583 How very thoughtful, Olivia. 117 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,388 Okay, I'm gonna need more out of you. 118 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,524 I'm gonna need more excitement. Can you scream? 119 00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:05,492 Maybe shed a tear, talk about how this money 120 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,595 is gonna change your life? 121 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,137 Beautiful. Okay, phone. 122 00:12:16,204 --> 00:12:18,405 Three, two, one. 123 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,441 We love you, Ms. Valentine! 124 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,987 Gag! Ugh. 125 00:12:33,054 --> 00:12:38,059 I think what Olivia is doing is altruistic. 126 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,160 Feel the Burn? 127 00:12:39,227 --> 00:12:40,962 You think it's altruistic? 128 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:44,265 It's fucking stupid. That's what it is. It's all for show. 129 00:12:44,332 --> 00:12:46,701 Plus, it's fucking racist, too. 130 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,804 You think this brown skin's gonna burn like that white girl? 131 00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:51,739 All she cares about is her followers. 132 00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:54,508 So you think Olivia's racist and stupid? 133 00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:57,044 And cringe. Very, very cringe. 134 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,915 So help me beat her friends for prom queen. 135 00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,956 You are so fucking stubborn. You know that? 136 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,960 I have a whole plan. 137 00:13:15,363 --> 00:13:17,164 Is Nasher Brian a part of that plan? 138 00:13:20,301 --> 00:13:21,669 Oh, he's so fucking hot. 139 00:13:21,736 --> 00:13:25,438 Hmm, okay, Joan, let's get it! Mm, yeah! 140 00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:27,742 -I'd bang, bang his ass any day! -Mmm, mmm. 141 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,644 -Mmm, mmm. -Um... 142 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,377 Where are we? 143 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:15,455 - You must be Joan. - Hi, Mrs. Adams. 144 00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:17,591 You are so pretty. 145 00:14:17,658 --> 00:14:19,193 Do you know that? 146 00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:21,095 Come on in. 147 00:14:21,162 --> 00:14:22,863 Your dad is almost done. 148 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,132 If you wait here, I made you some tea. 149 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:50,524 We were just in Fujian. 150 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,828 It's where you're from, right? 151 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,763 Oh! 152 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:58,366 -Roger, what was that? -Dad? 153 00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:00,034 Oh, my god. 154 00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:02,570 -Oh, my god. -I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 155 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,206 Accident. A-accident. 156 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,712 -What did he say? -He is very sorry. 157 00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:13,514 He said it won't happen again. 158 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,755 Oh, God. 159 00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:25,126 Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. 160 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:28,062 Okay. I never liked that print anyway. 161 00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:31,832 But if it happens again, he will not be able to work here 162 00:15:31,899 --> 00:15:35,269 or for any of my friends ever again. 163 00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:36,670 Hmm? 164 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:42,176 So, uh, it should close away... 165 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,751 Uh... 166 00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:55,156 Okay, okay, okay. 167 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:39,460 And now, this year's Stanwood Park prom queen 168 00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:42,396 is Joan Huang! 169 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,701 Oh, my god! 170 00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:52,006 Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, 171 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:56,143 Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, 172 00:17:56,210 --> 00:18:00,214 Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan! 173 00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:32,880 Coming. 174 00:18:42,524 --> 00:18:43,991 I made cookies. 175 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:52,466 -Yo, yo. -Yo. 176 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:53,767 Sorry about your dad. 177 00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,605 Hey, you still have time to campaign? 178 00:18:56,671 --> 00:19:01,942 I feel horrible for saying this, but Americans don't clean. 179 00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:04,546 -Hmm? -Immigrants clean. 180 00:19:04,613 --> 00:19:06,347 I don't wanna be a stereotype. 181 00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:12,920 - Aw. - What? 182 00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,989 You look like a virgin. 183 00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:17,157 -I am a virgin. -You are. 184 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,493 But people don't need to know that. 185 00:19:19,561 --> 00:19:25,299 Thankfully, your bestie is a graphic design genius. 186 00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:27,167 Dude! 187 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,202 Hmm? 188 00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:30,104 Boop! 189 00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:33,474 My lady! 190 00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:34,676 Skadoosh! 191 00:19:34,743 --> 00:19:36,977 Oh, it's super sick. 192 00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:38,279 -Yeah? -Yeah. 193 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,780 -Nice -Hi. 194 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,349 Um, vote for me, Joan Hua... 195 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,484 Okay. 196 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,522 Hi. Vote for me, Joan Huang. 197 00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:53,394 Hey, vote for me, please? 198 00:20:27,796 --> 00:20:30,097 Ow! Oh, my gosh. 199 00:20:55,022 --> 00:20:56,457 Happy Lunar New Year. 200 00:20:57,858 --> 00:21:00,427 Oh, wow. 201 00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:04,131 Looks so, uh, b-badass. 202 00:21:20,981 --> 00:21:22,617 I've gotta get to school. 203 00:21:38,332 --> 00:21:39,466 Okay, mom. 204 00:21:50,845 --> 00:21:52,446 Hey! Oh, my god. 205 00:21:52,514 --> 00:21:53,914 - Sorry. - Olivia, hi! 206 00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:55,983 I thought you were someone else. 207 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,452 Nice hair. 208 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:10,698 -It's so... wrong. Uh... -You already said that. 209 00:22:10,765 --> 00:22:12,099 I don't know what else to say. 210 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,500 Why didn't you tell me you were gonna do this? 211 00:22:13,568 --> 00:22:16,136 It was spontaneous. I thought, as my friend, 212 00:22:16,203 --> 00:22:18,540 -you'd support my new look. -I do. It's just... 213 00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:21,341 What? 214 00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:26,480 Never mind. 215 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,123 -Hey. -Hey. 216 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,659 Don't worry. I have the right person this time. 217 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:41,361 Feel free to say no, but a few of us 218 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,096 are getting our nails done after school. 219 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:44,699 If you're not doing anything, you should come. 220 00:22:46,835 --> 00:22:49,403 -Yeah, I'd love to. -Cool. 221 00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:07,354 Yeah. Happy New Year. 222 00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:10,190 Okay, bye. 223 00:23:17,431 --> 00:23:18,800 What do you think? 224 00:23:18,867 --> 00:23:20,501 I think that would look really cute on you. 225 00:23:20,568 --> 00:23:22,135 - Actually... - Yeah, just... 226 00:23:23,638 --> 00:23:25,673 Okay. 227 00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:27,174 -Hi. -Hey. 228 00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,442 I'm so glad you could come. 229 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:31,345 This is Greta, and this is Cat. 230 00:23:33,046 --> 00:23:34,983 What makes it move? 231 00:23:35,048 --> 00:23:37,785 - Cat, babe. Can you take her? - Yeah, come sit down. 232 00:23:37,852 --> 00:23:40,120 - Okay. - Come sit. 233 00:23:40,187 --> 00:23:42,322 -You speak Mandarin, right? -Yeah. 234 00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:43,858 I-I mean, I'm not fluent or anything. 235 00:23:43,925 --> 00:23:46,794 But, like, you can speak it? 236 00:23:46,861 --> 00:23:48,530 -Yeah. -Okay, cool. Come here. 237 00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:54,334 Can you ask her for the gel deluxe mani 238 00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:56,136 with the full design package? 239 00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:02,476 Uh... 240 00:24:12,754 --> 00:24:15,088 She said it's $100. 241 00:24:15,155 --> 00:24:17,491 There's, like, a "locals" discount. 242 00:24:19,092 --> 00:24:22,296 Um... 243 00:24:31,238 --> 00:24:33,708 Um... 244 00:24:45,218 --> 00:24:46,888 Girls, I was doing a cam read yesterday 245 00:24:46,955 --> 00:24:50,725 with this guy who was like, a five, if I'm being generous. 246 00:24:50,792 --> 00:24:53,061 We were in the middle of this audition. 247 00:24:53,126 --> 00:24:55,763 I'm sorry. He was a four. I have to stop being so nice. 248 00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:57,297 We were in the middle of this audition. 249 00:24:57,364 --> 00:24:58,332 He's doing a line about, like, 250 00:24:58,398 --> 00:25:00,100 his dead mom or something. 251 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,234 He's looking at me. 252 00:25:01,301 --> 00:25:02,436 He gets a boner. 253 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:03,871 Greg freaks the fuck out. 254 00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:05,372 The director throws him outside. 255 00:25:05,439 --> 00:25:07,240 I almost lose the part because some four 256 00:25:07,307 --> 00:25:09,242 with a man bun can't control his libido. 257 00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:11,012 And I think I need to break up with Greg. 258 00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:14,314 Your life is so hard. 259 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:17,250 Have you thought about endorsing someone for prom queen? 260 00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:20,688 -Why would I do that? -You're Olivia Hammond. 261 00:25:20,755 --> 00:25:23,524 Whoever you endorse will probably end up winning. 262 00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:25,827 Imagine the bribes you'll get. 263 00:25:25,893 --> 00:25:29,429 You could even feature the winner on your channel. 264 00:25:29,496 --> 00:25:33,433 Completely unrelated, my parents just got me two tickets 265 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,268 to go see Blackbear. Wanna come? 266 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:37,237 O-M-G, that totally reminds me. 267 00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:38,773 I was cleaning out my room the other day, 268 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,708 and I was totally gonna throw this away. 269 00:25:40,775 --> 00:25:41,976 Do you want it? 270 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,143 It's so pretty. 271 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:44,612 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 272 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,716 Speaking of those Blackbear tix, can I have both? 273 00:25:49,817 --> 00:25:51,218 Yeah. 274 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,055 Hi, my loves. 275 00:25:54,122 --> 00:25:55,288 Okay, two things. 276 00:25:55,355 --> 00:25:57,224 One, we just got our nails done, 277 00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:58,425 look at how cute they are, 278 00:25:58,492 --> 00:25:59,961 at the super cute nail shop. 279 00:26:00,028 --> 00:26:01,896 Support local businesses. 280 00:26:01,963 --> 00:26:05,967 Two, I've decided I'm gonna endorse one girl for prom queen. 281 00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:09,269 She's gonna be gorgeous, someone we all want to be, 282 00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:11,839 irregardless of prejudice. 283 00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:13,941 I'll make my decision in a week. 284 00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:15,576 Let the games begin. 285 00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:19,947 Thank you so much for coming. 286 00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:21,683 Yeah, of course. 287 00:26:26,286 --> 00:26:28,255 I can see your black roots. 288 00:26:29,557 --> 00:26:30,692 Ew. 289 00:27:09,564 --> 00:27:11,833 This smells so good. 290 00:27:14,902 --> 00:27:16,403 I don't drink water anymore. 291 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:17,972 Strictly green juice. 292 00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:23,343 Oh, my God. Crystals are ten percent off! 293 00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:46,768 Hello? 294 00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:55,308 Hello. Welcome. 295 00:27:56,844 --> 00:27:58,880 Hi. 296 00:27:58,946 --> 00:28:00,848 I-I don't know if I have the right place. 297 00:28:00,915 --> 00:28:02,183 Joan Huang? 298 00:28:03,785 --> 00:28:06,319 You're in the right place. Come in. 299 00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:09,957 Don't be shy. 300 00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:42,890 If you go through this door, the nice ladies inside 301 00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:43,991 will help you out. 302 00:28:51,933 --> 00:28:53,734 What is this place? 303 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:57,572 A place where we help you reach your true potential. 304 00:29:44,986 --> 00:29:46,087 Joan Huang? 305 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:50,191 After the surgery... 306 00:29:50,258 --> 00:29:52,026 - Yes? - Come in. 307 00:29:52,093 --> 00:29:55,029 Please take a seat. Dr. Singer will be right with you. 308 00:29:59,399 --> 00:30:00,735 Before the surgery, 309 00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:04,005 not one NBA player looked my way. 310 00:30:04,071 --> 00:30:08,408 After the surgery, they're all up in my DMs. 311 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,182 Before the surgery, my girlfriend's parents 312 00:30:15,249 --> 00:30:17,652 did not accept my proposal to marry their daughter. 313 00:30:17,718 --> 00:30:20,354 But after the surgery, I pretended 314 00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:21,956 to be someone entirely new. 315 00:30:22,023 --> 00:30:25,693 And now, the wedding's in July. 316 00:30:27,395 --> 00:30:30,031 Let's just hope we don't have any children. 317 00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:34,735 After the surgery, I was finally promoted 318 00:30:34,802 --> 00:30:37,138 to my dream job as veterinarian. 319 00:30:38,372 --> 00:30:40,473 Mm. 320 00:30:40,541 --> 00:30:42,677 Even the animals treat me different. 321 00:30:44,412 --> 00:30:46,414 Joan Huang. 322 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:49,550 Mm. 323 00:30:49,617 --> 00:30:51,285 After the surgery, 324 00:30:51,352 --> 00:30:52,687 they're all up in my DMs. 325 00:30:52,753 --> 00:30:56,991 Mmm, I love seeing young faces in here. 326 00:30:57,058 --> 00:31:00,428 You know what I always say, 327 00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:02,763 the younger the better. 328 00:31:02,830 --> 00:31:04,865 Nancy, cue up the intro video for me. 329 00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:07,034 Dim the lights. Have a seat, Joan. 330 00:31:10,972 --> 00:31:12,740 Have you ever walked into a shoe store 331 00:31:12,807 --> 00:31:15,543 only to have the shop manager ask you to leave, 332 00:31:15,609 --> 00:31:18,579 even though you make 10 times as much a year as he does? 333 00:31:18,646 --> 00:31:21,949 Have you ever had someone tell you how impressed they are, 334 00:31:22,016 --> 00:31:25,019 how well you speak English without an accent? 335 00:31:25,086 --> 00:31:28,723 Or are you just tired of the way white folks look at you? 336 00:31:28,789 --> 00:31:30,624 You know what I'm talking about. 337 00:31:30,691 --> 00:31:32,994 I'm Willie Singer. 338 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:37,765 I'm one of the founders of Ethnos Inc., the first company 339 00:31:37,832 --> 00:31:40,968 dedicated to true equality. 340 00:31:41,035 --> 00:31:44,739 Now, see, I was not always like this. 341 00:31:44,805 --> 00:31:48,776 Once upon a time, I, too, suffered the injustice 342 00:31:48,843 --> 00:31:51,846 of being a person of color in this world. 343 00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:55,850 I fought for basic rights. I was passed over for promotions. 344 00:31:55,916 --> 00:32:00,688 I was spat on in the street, and I got so tired of fighting. 345 00:32:01,655 --> 00:32:04,225 But that's when I realized, 346 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:07,595 if you can't beat them, 347 00:32:08,629 --> 00:32:10,631 be them. 348 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,335 Let me show you around. 349 00:32:14,402 --> 00:32:16,437 We use cutting-edge technology 350 00:32:16,504 --> 00:32:17,938 called ethnic modification 351 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,807 to change your skin pigmentation. 352 00:32:19,874 --> 00:32:23,177 We use advanced cell-growth technology on your face 353 00:32:23,244 --> 00:32:26,280 and your body to alter your features quickly 354 00:32:26,347 --> 00:32:29,316 and permanently. No pain, no recovery time. 355 00:32:29,383 --> 00:32:32,521 And to make sure that the transformation is complete, 356 00:32:32,586 --> 00:32:36,624 even your voice sounds different. 357 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:41,195 Voila! It really is that simple. 358 00:32:41,262 --> 00:32:47,668 Remember, life doesn't have to be this hard. 359 00:32:57,845 --> 00:33:00,247 What you're describing is impossible. 360 00:33:00,314 --> 00:33:02,683 Oh, it's a lot, I know. 361 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:05,286 But I assure you, it is very much possible. 362 00:33:08,022 --> 00:33:09,090 How? 363 00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:11,592 Come. 364 00:33:14,361 --> 00:33:17,298 Nancy used to look like this. 365 00:33:21,202 --> 00:33:22,603 Dexter. 366 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:27,274 I want you to show Joan what you used to look like. 367 00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:35,749 It's like a giant weight has been lifted. 368 00:33:35,816 --> 00:33:37,952 I finally feel like I belong. 369 00:33:39,521 --> 00:33:42,189 Different people do it for different reasons. 370 00:33:43,824 --> 00:33:48,696 This was me ten years ago. 371 00:33:48,762 --> 00:33:50,164 I was a bio engineer 372 00:33:50,231 --> 00:33:53,167 with the number one health manufacturing firm 373 00:33:53,234 --> 00:33:54,635 in all of America. 374 00:33:54,702 --> 00:33:57,204 I worked hard. I kissed ass. 375 00:33:57,271 --> 00:34:00,741 But I knew from the second that I was born that my success 376 00:34:00,808 --> 00:34:02,309 would always be limited. 377 00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:07,181 So when the tenth white turd who only got into Harvard 378 00:34:07,248 --> 00:34:12,621 because of daddy's money got the promotion I deserved, well, 379 00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:16,924 that's when I realized if I was gonna have equality, 380 00:34:16,991 --> 00:34:20,761 I was gonna have to create it myself. 381 00:34:20,828 --> 00:34:23,931 So that's when the three of us, a bioengineer, 382 00:34:23,998 --> 00:34:26,433 a molecular biologist, and a biophysicist, 383 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,170 started Ethnos Inc. 384 00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:33,140 And we started it for people like us 385 00:34:33,207 --> 00:34:36,177 to give us a true, fair shot. 386 00:34:37,646 --> 00:34:41,115 I am so thankful that you found us early in life. 387 00:34:43,652 --> 00:34:44,885 How does it all work? 388 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,689 The whole procedure takes about two hours. 389 00:34:48,756 --> 00:34:50,925 You pick the features that you want. 390 00:34:50,991 --> 00:34:52,627 Everything's customizable. 391 00:34:52,693 --> 00:34:56,363 Since you're a minor, we have to have a parental signature 392 00:34:56,430 --> 00:34:57,798 before we proceed. 393 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,104 -Okay. -Okay, great. 394 00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:06,373 We're not in it for the money. We're in it for you. 395 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,677 And since we have a promotion today, 396 00:35:08,742 --> 00:35:12,179 I would be more than happy to throw in a hair transplant 397 00:35:12,246 --> 00:35:13,747 free of charge. 398 00:35:13,814 --> 00:35:16,217 Now you can give it a test run. 399 00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:17,751 If you don't like it, dye it back. 400 00:35:17,818 --> 00:35:21,355 But if you do, bring in your parental signature 401 00:35:21,422 --> 00:35:22,723 and your deposit. 402 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:25,492 And we will complete the transformation. 403 00:35:27,361 --> 00:35:31,031 No more black roots. How does that sound? 404 00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:40,575 Welcome. 405 00:35:45,346 --> 00:35:47,014 Come, have a seat, Joan. 406 00:35:54,522 --> 00:35:55,889 Are you ready? 407 00:35:57,491 --> 00:35:58,926 Excellent. 408 00:36:08,102 --> 00:36:09,704 You'll just get a little sleepy. 409 00:37:57,779 --> 00:37:59,647 Mm. 410 00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:09,390 Goodnight. 411 00:38:24,405 --> 00:38:26,206 Ugh. 412 00:38:26,273 --> 00:38:27,575 Okay. 413 00:38:28,743 --> 00:38:31,211 Oh, look, it matches your hair. 414 00:38:33,013 --> 00:38:35,784 Um, Eliza threw a little party 415 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,184 with all of her silly friends. 416 00:38:37,251 --> 00:38:39,386 And I'm pretty sure somebody puked in there. 417 00:38:40,254 --> 00:38:41,790 Someone did puke in here. 418 00:38:41,856 --> 00:38:44,592 Yeah. Oh. 419 00:38:44,659 --> 00:38:49,664 Oh, how is your father's hand doing? 420 00:38:49,731 --> 00:38:50,832 Not great. 421 00:38:50,899 --> 00:38:54,101 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. 422 00:38:54,168 --> 00:38:55,870 Please tell him if he would like 423 00:38:55,936 --> 00:38:57,705 to have the number to my hand doctor, 424 00:38:57,772 --> 00:38:58,873 I'm happy to give it. 425 00:38:58,939 --> 00:39:00,474 Okay, he is the best. 426 00:39:00,542 --> 00:39:02,677 And he's doing some pro bono work right now 427 00:39:02,744 --> 00:39:04,445 because of a DUI. 428 00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:05,479 We're good. 429 00:39:05,547 --> 00:39:06,648 Are you sure? 430 00:39:06,714 --> 00:39:08,949 Positive. 431 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:12,821 Actually, if you would tell your father 432 00:39:12,887 --> 00:39:15,824 that next week's clean is canceled. 433 00:39:15,890 --> 00:39:19,059 We are going on a little vacay to Peru. 434 00:39:19,126 --> 00:39:20,695 There's an incredible artist there 435 00:39:20,762 --> 00:39:22,864 doing painting on cacao beans 436 00:39:22,931 --> 00:39:25,834 in protest of the children who risk their lives 437 00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:27,267 during the harvest. 438 00:39:27,334 --> 00:39:31,071 It's just so brave. 439 00:39:32,473 --> 00:39:34,642 Cool. 440 00:39:39,213 --> 00:39:43,083 Um, okay. 441 00:42:15,135 --> 00:42:16,236 Field trip. 442 00:42:20,775 --> 00:42:22,142 Sign there. 443 00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:23,511 Hm. 444 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,109 Are you ready? 445 00:42:59,013 --> 00:43:00,114 Okay. 446 00:43:13,528 --> 00:43:17,031 All right, now, you're just gonna count backwards 447 00:43:17,098 --> 00:43:18,833 from 20 for me, okay? 448 00:43:20,134 --> 00:43:24,271 Twenty, nineteen, eighteen... 449 00:43:26,808 --> 00:43:28,509 seventeen... 450 00:45:04,038 --> 00:45:06,174 How are you feeling? 451 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,042 It's good to be white. 452 00:45:08,109 --> 00:45:11,444 Isn't that dream just the best? 453 00:45:16,918 --> 00:45:18,719 Hmm. 454 00:45:20,087 --> 00:45:21,556 Are you ready to see yourself? 455 00:45:23,323 --> 00:45:25,560 Hmm. 456 00:45:25,626 --> 00:45:27,427 This is my favorite part. 457 00:45:28,863 --> 00:45:32,900 Three, two, one. 458 00:45:49,183 --> 00:45:50,450 Hi. 459 00:45:53,521 --> 00:45:54,755 Excuse me. 460 00:45:56,123 --> 00:45:57,959 Excuse me. 461 00:45:58,025 --> 00:45:59,527 Is that you? 462 00:46:01,262 --> 00:46:04,232 No. 463 00:46:04,298 --> 00:46:05,633 Thank you. 464 00:46:31,926 --> 00:46:33,928 Who are you? 465 00:46:33,995 --> 00:46:35,663 Ha, wrong. 466 00:46:38,366 --> 00:46:39,767 It's me. 467 00:46:44,404 --> 00:46:46,374 Sorry, uh, you have wrong house. 468 00:46:49,744 --> 00:46:51,245 Uh, wrong house. Please, leave. 469 00:46:51,312 --> 00:46:52,313 Dad, dad, it's me. 470 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:53,748 -Hey, mom. -Leave. 471 00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:56,017 Hey, you have a birthmark on your left thigh. 472 00:46:57,752 --> 00:47:00,521 Uh, your favorite dessert is the dried taro cake 473 00:47:00,588 --> 00:47:01,822 from down the street. 474 00:47:03,190 --> 00:47:08,796 Uh, I-I, your, your favorite CD. 475 00:47:08,863 --> 00:47:11,632 You were asking me to make dumplings with you last week. 476 00:47:13,134 --> 00:47:16,938 And, uh, dad, we were writing a song here a few days ago. 477 00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:21,175 Mom, grandma took this with me when I was five. 478 00:47:22,343 --> 00:47:23,544 We were sitting right there 479 00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:24,612 when-when you sliced your hand open, 480 00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:25,713 and we had to sew it up, 481 00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:26,747 and you asked me to take over 482 00:47:26,814 --> 00:47:28,149 your cleaning duties. 483 00:47:33,421 --> 00:47:35,455 I had surgery to look like this. 484 00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:41,896 Y-y-you're... 485 00:47:41,963 --> 00:47:44,165 -You're not my daughter. -Dad! Dad! Uh... 486 00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:03,517 Qiqi? 487 00:48:11,692 --> 00:48:14,295 I knew that you'd both freak out. 488 00:48:14,362 --> 00:48:17,832 So I, uh, here I got you this. 489 00:48:22,303 --> 00:48:23,637 Mm. 490 00:49:16,525 --> 00:49:17,992 Mom signed it. 491 00:49:28,537 --> 00:49:31,739 Aren't you guys at least, like, a little bit happy for me? 492 00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:33,274 I'll finally be treated the same 493 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:36,177 as everybody else... get the same opportunities. 494 00:49:36,243 --> 00:49:38,579 I mean, isn't that what you always wanted for me? 495 00:49:45,219 --> 00:49:46,287 Hey-hey-hey! 496 00:49:56,764 --> 00:49:57,965 Hello? 497 00:49:58,632 --> 00:50:01,302 Hello? Hi. 498 00:50:01,368 --> 00:50:02,803 Mom, there's no one here. 499 00:50:02,870 --> 00:50:04,772 Hi! 500 00:50:04,839 --> 00:50:08,242 -Hello. How can I help you? -Doctor? 501 00:50:08,309 --> 00:50:09,710 Doctor! Now! 502 00:50:09,777 --> 00:50:12,346 Uh, yes, one moment please. 503 00:50:12,413 --> 00:50:14,115 - Singer. - Hello. 504 00:50:14,181 --> 00:50:16,150 -I'm Dr. Singer. How are you? -Doctor? 505 00:50:16,217 --> 00:50:17,651 It's so good to... 506 00:50:17,718 --> 00:50:20,621 Oh, how is life treating you? 507 00:50:20,688 --> 00:50:21,889 Do yourself a favor. 508 00:50:21,956 --> 00:50:23,924 Get tickets to a Michael Bublé concert. 509 00:50:23,991 --> 00:50:26,595 That experience as a white person will change your life. 510 00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:29,430 Change. Change her. Change her back. 511 00:50:29,497 --> 00:50:34,101 I am very sorry, um, that you're unhappy with our services. 512 00:50:34,168 --> 00:50:36,670 Unfortunately, the procedure is quite permanent. 513 00:50:36,737 --> 00:50:38,839 That's why we require a parental signature 514 00:50:38,906 --> 00:50:40,407 if they are under 18. 515 00:50:40,474 --> 00:50:42,309 She tricked me. Tricked me. 516 00:50:42,376 --> 00:50:43,777 Our daughter lie. 517 00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:48,782 I am truly sorry to hear that. 518 00:50:48,849 --> 00:50:50,651 Unfortunately, even if that is the case, 519 00:50:50,718 --> 00:50:52,820 there's just nothing I can do. 520 00:50:52,887 --> 00:50:54,589 -It's a, it's a perm-- -Ch-change her back. 521 00:50:54,655 --> 00:50:55,823 Chinese daughter. I want-- 522 00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:57,324 -It's a permanent-- -Shh, stop it. 523 00:50:57,391 --> 00:50:58,560 How do you say permanent procedure? 524 00:50:58,627 --> 00:50:59,727 Per... How do you say permanent? 525 00:50:59,793 --> 00:51:01,095 It's per... It's permanent. 526 00:51:01,162 --> 00:51:03,731 No, I know, but change, please. 527 00:51:03,797 --> 00:51:06,167 -I cannot. -Change and refund. 528 00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:10,804 -Refund. -Um, I am very sorry. 529 00:51:12,641 --> 00:51:15,276 - Doctor. - There's nothing you can do. 530 00:51:15,342 --> 00:51:18,779 I am confident that you will come to understand 531 00:51:18,846 --> 00:51:20,314 how positive a change 532 00:51:20,381 --> 00:51:21,849 that this is gonna be for your daughter's life 533 00:51:21,916 --> 00:51:23,717 and for your own lives as well. 534 00:51:23,784 --> 00:51:26,020 So much so that perhaps you and your husband 535 00:51:26,086 --> 00:51:27,955 will come back and get the surgery yourself. 536 00:51:28,022 --> 00:51:30,559 We do offer family discounts. 537 00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,026 Thank you so much for comin' in. 538 00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:33,562 - No. - Uh, where's security? 539 00:51:35,530 --> 00:51:37,264 -I really do appreciate it. -Get doctor back. 540 00:51:37,331 --> 00:51:38,832 -Get doctor back. -Okay, mom, please! 541 00:51:38,899 --> 00:51:42,069 You stop it! Doctor! 542 00:51:49,578 --> 00:51:52,547 I told you, I'm tired of feeling like I don't belong. 543 00:51:55,216 --> 00:51:58,018 I'm still Joan. I just gave myself an upgrade. 544 00:52:04,024 --> 00:52:08,329 Being Chinese was what made me weak. 545 00:52:09,763 --> 00:52:11,966 And I don't wanna be judged for somebody that I'm not. 546 00:52:12,032 --> 00:52:13,702 I don't want, I don't want people to hate me 547 00:52:13,767 --> 00:52:15,869 for things that I haven't done. 548 00:52:15,936 --> 00:52:19,006 Now, whenever I go to school or I walk into a store, 549 00:52:19,073 --> 00:52:23,143 I don't have to worry about animosity 550 00:52:23,911 --> 00:52:25,312 or people judging me 551 00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:27,348 because of the way that my eyes slant. 552 00:52:32,219 --> 00:52:33,354 Huh? 553 00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:35,256 I-I know this is a surprise to both of you, 554 00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:40,562 but I have been very unhappy for a very long time. 555 00:52:40,629 --> 00:52:44,898 And I know that you think I'm erasing my culture or whatever, 556 00:52:44,965 --> 00:52:47,968 but we live here in America. 557 00:52:49,103 --> 00:52:50,304 And now is the first time in my life 558 00:52:50,371 --> 00:52:52,139 I don't have to be Asian-American 559 00:52:52,206 --> 00:52:54,942 or Chinese-American. I can just be American. 560 00:53:01,415 --> 00:53:05,419 You're wrong. 561 00:53:05,486 --> 00:53:08,022 The only mistake I made was not doing this sooner. 562 00:53:09,758 --> 00:53:11,125 Uh, hey-hey-hey. 563 00:53:11,191 --> 00:53:13,494 Ay. 564 00:54:51,258 --> 00:54:52,292 Ah. 565 00:55:28,362 --> 00:55:31,098 Everyone, this is Jo Hunt from? 566 00:55:32,099 --> 00:55:34,268 California. 567 00:55:36,437 --> 00:55:38,071 Why don't you go find a seat? 568 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,609 Okay, everybody, let's open up our notebooks 569 00:55:41,676 --> 00:55:45,212 and continue with unit three, The American Revolution. 570 00:55:59,059 --> 00:56:00,528 So California, huh? 571 00:56:01,696 --> 00:56:03,063 Are you all into, you know, 572 00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:04,998 juice cleanses and hot yoga? 573 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,803 How else am I supposed to look like this? 574 00:56:17,712 --> 00:56:18,979 Look. 575 00:56:21,616 --> 00:56:22,750 I messed up. 576 00:56:27,889 --> 00:56:29,456 Oh, my gosh, no way. 577 00:56:34,796 --> 00:56:36,898 -You did that. -Oh. 578 00:56:36,965 --> 00:56:38,533 -Apologize. -I'm sorry. 579 00:56:42,503 --> 00:56:43,872 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 580 00:56:43,938 --> 00:56:45,740 -Yeah. -It's cool. 581 00:56:47,474 --> 00:56:49,711 That was actually humiliating. 582 00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:53,515 I hate her. 583 00:56:54,883 --> 00:56:56,149 Hey. 584 00:56:56,818 --> 00:56:58,318 Hey, new girl. 585 00:56:58,385 --> 00:57:00,922 Guys, this is Jo. She just moved here from California. 586 00:57:00,989 --> 00:57:02,222 Oh, no, shit. 587 00:57:03,257 --> 00:57:05,225 -What part? -LA. 588 00:57:05,292 --> 00:57:08,228 I'm there all the time. The sunsets are really pretty. 589 00:57:11,231 --> 00:57:13,801 -What brings you here? -My dad. 590 00:57:13,868 --> 00:57:15,402 He's, like, a movie producer or whatever. 591 00:57:15,469 --> 00:57:18,305 So I guess he's shooting a show here. 592 00:57:18,372 --> 00:57:21,943 -What's his name? -Henry...Hunt. 593 00:57:22,010 --> 00:57:23,210 Henry Hunt. 594 00:57:24,846 --> 00:57:25,880 I've never heard of him. 595 00:57:28,583 --> 00:57:29,684 Really? 596 00:57:38,893 --> 00:57:40,294 Come sit. 597 00:57:45,733 --> 00:57:47,167 I'm Olivia. 598 00:57:47,234 --> 00:57:49,336 -This is my boyfriend, Greg. -Hi. 599 00:57:49,403 --> 00:57:50,838 You've obviously met Nash. 600 00:57:52,306 --> 00:57:56,343 -And Greta, Cat. -Hey. 601 00:57:56,410 --> 00:57:58,145 I'm actually an actress. 602 00:57:58,211 --> 00:57:59,479 I mean, I'm not supposed to share this yet, 603 00:57:59,547 --> 00:58:00,682 but I did just book the new lead 604 00:58:00,748 --> 00:58:03,150 -on a superhero show. -Congrats! 605 00:58:03,216 --> 00:58:05,252 It's, like, it's, like, so slay of you. 606 00:58:05,887 --> 00:58:07,154 Thank you. 607 00:58:32,847 --> 00:58:34,181 Um... 608 00:58:36,017 --> 00:58:38,519 What do you guys think of Blackbear's new album? 609 00:58:38,586 --> 00:58:41,589 -You like Blackbear? -Yeah, he's, like, fire. 610 00:58:44,025 --> 00:58:45,258 Super fire. 611 00:58:53,001 --> 00:58:56,336 Are you okay? I'm so sorry. 612 00:58:57,237 --> 00:58:58,740 No, you-you're good. 613 00:59:14,287 --> 00:59:16,289 So what are you guys doing on Saturday? 614 00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:20,728 Oh, my God, guys. 615 00:59:20,795 --> 00:59:23,931 -We could go to Mickey D's. -Mickey D's? 616 00:59:23,998 --> 00:59:27,835 She said Saturday night, not when hell freezes over. 617 00:59:27,902 --> 00:59:30,872 Um, my brother's got a new semi-automatic we could try. 618 00:59:30,938 --> 00:59:32,540 What the fuck, Greta? 619 00:59:32,607 --> 00:59:36,410 No, in, like, a "girl power boom boom" kind of way. 620 00:59:36,476 --> 00:59:38,412 My parents are out of town this weekend. 621 00:59:47,522 --> 00:59:49,057 Cheers! 622 01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:15,983 Hey, so, I've been meaning to talk to you, I, uh... 623 01:00:16,050 --> 01:00:18,418 really like you. 624 01:00:29,697 --> 01:00:31,766 You think Olivia's gonna endorse somebody soon? 625 01:00:34,202 --> 01:00:35,870 What? 626 01:00:35,937 --> 01:00:37,638 I'll be right back. 627 01:00:42,810 --> 01:00:43,945 Excuse me. 628 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,188 - Olivia. Over here! - Um... 629 01:00:54,254 --> 01:00:55,455 I think I've got this. 630 01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:58,126 Olivia. 631 01:01:18,246 --> 01:01:21,481 Three, two, one. 632 01:01:21,549 --> 01:01:22,817 - Go, go, go! - Go, go! 633 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,556 What the fuck? My phone! 634 01:01:30,091 --> 01:01:31,324 Olivia. 635 01:01:32,894 --> 01:01:34,061 I-I have towels. 636 01:01:36,396 --> 01:01:37,698 Come on. 637 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:42,435 You're so lucky you get to borrow your mom's clothes. 638 01:01:43,470 --> 01:01:44,806 Why can't you? 639 01:01:49,744 --> 01:01:51,411 She's not around anymore. 640 01:01:53,548 --> 01:01:55,917 Shit. I'm sorry. 641 01:02:03,524 --> 01:02:04,892 Sure your mom won't mind? 642 01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:07,895 Yeah, she won't even notice it's gone. 643 01:02:20,340 --> 01:02:21,576 Is this her? 644 01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:24,178 Yeah, and my dad. 645 01:02:30,051 --> 01:02:31,219 You have your mom's eyes. 646 01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:47,434 What are you gonna do when this is all over? 647 01:02:49,070 --> 01:02:50,403 Um... 648 01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:58,846 Um... 649 01:03:00,147 --> 01:03:06,053 My, uh, my dad, he wanted to be a musician. 650 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,689 Uh, before he was a movie producer, you know? 651 01:03:10,224 --> 01:03:11,626 I guess I... 652 01:03:11,692 --> 01:03:13,628 I guess I wouldn't mind giving that a shot. 653 01:03:14,829 --> 01:03:16,964 So you go to music school? 654 01:03:17,031 --> 01:03:18,099 Yeah. 655 01:03:19,432 --> 01:03:20,902 Write my own songs. 656 01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:27,608 Can you write one for me? 657 01:03:30,344 --> 01:03:31,913 Right now? 658 01:03:31,979 --> 01:03:33,480 Yeah, I mean, actors and musicians 659 01:03:33,547 --> 01:03:35,415 have to work under pressure all the time. 660 01:03:36,449 --> 01:03:38,119 Yeah. 661 01:04:26,466 --> 01:04:28,002 I know your secret. 662 01:04:33,908 --> 01:04:36,911 Yeah, when you whispered to those guys by the pool? 663 01:04:36,978 --> 01:04:39,780 Bitch move, but I appreciate your tenacity. 664 01:04:48,990 --> 01:04:50,257 I like you, Jo. 665 01:04:52,793 --> 01:04:54,695 Prove to me that you're trustworthy, 666 01:04:56,764 --> 01:04:58,232 you'll get my endorsement. 667 01:05:05,172 --> 01:05:06,907 Um... 668 01:05:16,450 --> 01:05:17,752 I knew it. 669 01:05:23,290 --> 01:05:27,428 -Do I, do I know you? -I-it's you, isn't it? 670 01:05:27,495 --> 01:05:30,364 I don't know who you are, but you need to back off. 671 01:05:30,431 --> 01:05:33,067 Admit it. I saw your lunchbox. 672 01:05:36,237 --> 01:05:37,838 What the fuck did you do? 673 01:05:39,006 --> 01:05:41,809 -Joan? Joan? -Shut up. Leave me alone! 674 01:05:41,876 --> 01:05:42,877 Go away. 675 01:05:43,677 --> 01:05:45,379 Hey, hey, hey! 676 01:05:50,551 --> 01:05:52,119 It's still the same passcode. 677 01:05:54,722 --> 01:05:56,424 What happened? 678 01:05:56,490 --> 01:05:58,726 -How? -I-I don't know. Science. 679 01:05:59,794 --> 01:06:00,961 Now what? You're stuck like this? 680 01:06:01,028 --> 01:06:02,963 I'm not stuck. This is what I want. 681 01:06:04,265 --> 01:06:06,367 All because you want Olivia's endorsement? 682 01:06:06,434 --> 01:06:08,869 No, because life is easier. 683 01:06:08,936 --> 01:06:11,605 I'm popular. Nash wants to fuck me. 684 01:06:11,672 --> 01:06:13,574 I called you like a hundred times, dude. 685 01:06:15,276 --> 01:06:16,610 I went by your house. 686 01:06:17,812 --> 01:06:19,680 I thought you left without saying goodbye. 687 01:06:21,816 --> 01:06:23,217 I'm really sorry. 688 01:06:25,386 --> 01:06:26,620 Yeah. 689 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,008 What are you doing here? 690 01:06:48,075 --> 01:06:49,810 We're here for the party. 691 01:06:49,877 --> 01:06:51,580 This is a private party. 692 01:06:51,645 --> 01:06:53,380 Says who? 693 01:06:53,447 --> 01:06:55,517 Me. 694 01:06:55,584 --> 01:06:57,985 - Is this your house? - No. 695 01:06:58,052 --> 01:07:01,689 But this is my party. You wanna know whose house it is? 696 01:07:03,724 --> 01:07:08,863 Jo, how about you kindly tell these party crashers to leave? 697 01:07:08,929 --> 01:07:12,700 Hey, you're being real rude to my friend. 698 01:07:13,701 --> 01:07:15,703 And last time I checked, 699 01:07:15,769 --> 01:07:17,771 the person who owns this house 700 01:07:17,838 --> 01:07:20,141 is the host of the party. 701 01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:24,245 Your friend, Jo, personally invited us here. 702 01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:30,417 Jo? 703 01:07:42,830 --> 01:07:44,599 You have to leave. 704 01:07:52,106 --> 01:07:53,240 Excuse me? 705 01:07:54,842 --> 01:07:56,777 This is a private party. 706 01:07:59,747 --> 01:08:01,550 And I'm asking you guys to leave. 707 01:08:05,819 --> 01:08:07,388 You're really doing this? 708 01:08:14,929 --> 01:08:18,032 Let's go, guys. Fucking waste of time. 709 01:08:22,203 --> 01:08:26,307 Everyone, I have an announcement to make. 710 01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:30,177 I've finally decided who I'm endorsing for prom queen. 711 01:08:31,779 --> 01:08:33,714 I'm endorsing... 712 01:08:39,621 --> 01:08:41,989 Jo Hunt. 713 01:09:21,395 --> 01:09:23,897 All I do is clean and do school. 714 01:09:23,964 --> 01:09:26,100 How do you translate, I am miserable? 715 01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:34,908 Just, just-just at a friend's house. 716 01:09:34,975 --> 01:09:36,544 It's not... 717 01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:43,183 I don't smell anything. 718 01:09:51,392 --> 01:09:52,393 No. 719 01:09:52,459 --> 01:09:53,827 It's mine. 720 01:09:54,895 --> 01:09:56,698 I didn't-- 721 01:09:56,765 --> 01:09:58,733 No, dad. Dad! 722 01:09:58,799 --> 01:10:00,100 I didn't do anything! 723 01:10:00,167 --> 01:10:02,069 Dad! I didn't. Dad! 724 01:10:02,136 --> 01:10:03,538 Please! 725 01:11:31,392 --> 01:11:32,527 Uh... 726 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:34,388 Good afternoon. 727 01:12:34,455 --> 01:12:35,690 I will now announce the students 728 01:12:35,757 --> 01:12:38,225 who were voted into the prom court. 729 01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:40,194 You will choose your final Prom King and Queen 730 01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:41,428 from these names. 731 01:12:44,164 --> 01:12:47,301 Cat Fisher. 732 01:12:49,604 --> 01:12:52,574 Bianca Peterman. 733 01:12:53,273 --> 01:12:55,142 Bianca! 734 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:57,946 Millie Wolf. 735 01:12:58,011 --> 01:13:02,216 - Is it in alphabetical order? - I can't believe it! 736 01:13:02,282 --> 01:13:04,051 And last but not least... 737 01:13:06,855 --> 01:13:08,055 Jo Hunt. 738 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:13,460 - Oh, my gosh! - Ah! You're so lucky. 739 01:13:13,528 --> 01:13:16,163 Hey, my loves, I just took Jo thrifting, 740 01:13:16,230 --> 01:13:18,566 and I found her the perfect prom dress. 741 01:13:18,633 --> 01:13:20,602 The big reveal will be in Friday's video. 742 01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:22,469 And more importantly, I just found out 743 01:13:22,537 --> 01:13:25,807 I got time off set to make a special appearance at prom 744 01:13:25,874 --> 01:13:27,174 to cheer my girl on. 745 01:13:31,111 --> 01:13:32,614 Are you going to the party on Friday? 746 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,948 Hey, Olivia, I was wondering 747 01:13:34,014 --> 01:13:35,249 if we could go thrifting... 748 01:13:44,726 --> 01:13:46,661 Hey. Hey. 749 01:13:46,728 --> 01:13:48,195 Hey, can we talk? 750 01:13:49,998 --> 01:13:51,265 Please? 751 01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:55,202 Look at what you've done to yourself. 752 01:13:55,269 --> 01:13:56,704 How do you think that makes me feel? 753 01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:01,709 I don't understand. 754 01:14:04,411 --> 01:14:05,412 Okay. 755 01:14:06,781 --> 01:14:08,716 You thought you were ugly. Hmm? 756 01:14:10,852 --> 01:14:12,319 You think I'm ugly, too? 757 01:14:15,088 --> 01:14:18,091 What? No, I, of course not. 758 01:14:20,595 --> 01:14:22,830 Sure. Yeah. 759 01:14:24,599 --> 01:14:27,535 -Good luck at prom. -You're not goin'? 760 01:14:31,639 --> 01:14:33,541 It'll just be another clone winning. 761 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,062 As a white woman, the amount of things you can get away with 762 01:15:28,128 --> 01:15:29,664 is absurd. 763 01:15:29,731 --> 01:15:32,734 The other day, I claimed my waiter was a threat to my life. 764 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:37,270 I received a free meal and a personal apology from the chef. 765 01:15:41,609 --> 01:15:43,077 How may I help you, ma'am? 766 01:15:43,143 --> 01:15:45,278 My name is Joan Huang, and I need to see Dr. Singer. 767 01:15:45,345 --> 01:15:47,115 Of course, dear. Do you have an appointment? 768 01:15:47,180 --> 01:15:49,249 No, but it's an emergency. 769 01:15:49,316 --> 01:15:53,755 Yes, of course. Let me just see here. 770 01:15:53,821 --> 01:15:57,290 Dr. Singer's first available appointment is February 20. 771 01:15:57,357 --> 01:16:00,160 - Great. That's tomorrow. - Of next year. 772 01:16:00,227 --> 01:16:01,829 - Of next year? - Yes, ma'am. 773 01:16:01,896 --> 01:16:03,564 Would you like for me to schedule you in? 774 01:16:03,631 --> 01:16:07,434 No, I, I need to see him now. 775 01:16:07,501 --> 01:16:11,271 Oh, this is a common side effect. Please hold. 776 01:16:16,276 --> 01:16:19,814 Please spread a thin layer of cream over the affected areas. 777 01:16:21,348 --> 01:16:22,482 What is this? 778 01:16:22,550 --> 01:16:23,818 When things start to droop, 779 01:16:23,885 --> 01:16:26,253 use one of these little suckers to pick back up. 780 01:16:27,387 --> 01:16:29,857 -What? -It's like getting a facelift. 781 01:16:29,924 --> 01:16:31,926 Thank you. Next! 782 01:17:04,391 --> 01:17:05,827 I'm busy! 783 01:17:07,662 --> 01:17:09,063 Hey-hey! 784 01:17:09,130 --> 01:17:10,965 I'm busy, I'm busy, I'm busy! 785 01:17:17,205 --> 01:17:20,307 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yes, what? 786 01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:03,851 Yeah, but she was a bitch. 787 01:18:03,918 --> 01:18:06,053 I know you're better off working for somebody else, anyways. 788 01:18:13,561 --> 01:18:14,595 What do you mean? 789 01:18:21,869 --> 01:18:23,171 No. 790 01:18:23,237 --> 01:18:25,438 No, I... Of course not. 791 01:18:36,651 --> 01:18:39,987 Now you're accusing me of trashing her house? 792 01:18:53,935 --> 01:18:56,604 No, I can't believe you would even accuse me 793 01:18:56,671 --> 01:18:58,072 of something like this. 794 01:18:58,139 --> 01:18:59,874 You know, m-maybe you should take this as a blessing. 795 01:18:59,941 --> 01:19:02,510 Now you can finally learn English and get a real job. 796 01:19:14,288 --> 01:19:15,756 That's not what I meant. 797 01:19:19,260 --> 01:19:20,628 Dad, I'm sorry. 798 01:21:06,834 --> 01:21:08,669 What are we celebrating? 799 01:22:04,492 --> 01:22:08,029 Jo, you look stunning! 800 01:22:08,095 --> 01:22:10,431 -Shut up! -Oh, my God, you. 801 01:22:10,498 --> 01:22:12,767 It's seriously so boorish. 802 01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:15,436 I'm having so much fun. I heard you were in a limo. 803 01:22:15,503 --> 01:22:17,938 Yeah, was that, like, the worst experience ever? 804 01:22:18,005 --> 01:22:19,874 I'm so jealous. 805 01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:23,644 Oh, I love this song. 806 01:22:23,711 --> 01:22:25,713 Come dance. 807 01:23:05,219 --> 01:23:06,253 Are you okay? 808 01:23:07,321 --> 01:23:09,056 Your face is... 809 01:23:10,559 --> 01:23:12,093 Uh... 810 01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:29,176 Fuck! 811 01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:35,316 Okay. Fuck! 812 01:23:42,957 --> 01:23:44,859 - Hey, gorgeous girl. - Ah! 813 01:23:46,293 --> 01:23:48,530 We're about to announce the winners. 814 01:23:48,597 --> 01:23:50,231 Okay. 815 01:23:57,071 --> 01:23:59,608 -Jo, are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah. 816 01:23:59,673 --> 01:24:01,242 I'm, I'll meet you right out there. 817 01:24:01,308 --> 01:24:02,676 It's fine. 818 01:24:05,514 --> 01:24:07,081 -Jo. Jo. -Hey. 819 01:24:08,315 --> 01:24:09,316 Jo. 820 01:24:10,351 --> 01:24:11,852 Hey. 821 01:24:13,220 --> 01:24:15,624 Your old face fights back at first. 822 01:24:18,359 --> 01:24:20,161 But it gets better. 823 01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:21,855 Settle down, everyone. 824 01:25:22,923 --> 01:25:25,859 Now to announce the prom queen and king 825 01:25:25,926 --> 01:25:27,761 is Vice Principal Owens. 826 01:25:35,035 --> 01:25:37,805 Welcome to Stanwood Park High's prom night! 827 01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:47,147 I have in my hand this year's winner of prom king and queen. 828 01:25:47,214 --> 01:25:51,352 Just to recap, these are the nominations for Prom Queen. 829 01:25:51,418 --> 01:25:52,654 Cat Fisher... 830 01:25:54,388 --> 01:25:55,856 Bianca Peterman... 831 01:25:57,091 --> 01:26:01,228 Millie Wolf, and Jo Hunt. 832 01:26:06,133 --> 01:26:09,470 And this year's prom queen is... 833 01:26:13,874 --> 01:26:15,309 Jo Hunt. 834 01:26:18,145 --> 01:26:20,314 With that, Jo, come on up here. 835 01:26:20,381 --> 01:26:21,482 Come on up, Jo. 836 01:26:50,712 --> 01:26:52,279 Jo, Jo, Jo, 837 01:26:52,346 --> 01:26:54,448 Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, 838 01:26:54,516 --> 01:26:56,718 Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, 839 01:26:56,785 --> 01:26:58,986 Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, 840 01:26:59,053 --> 01:27:02,557 Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo! 841 01:27:58,713 --> 01:28:00,914 Hey, you're awake. 842 01:28:00,981 --> 01:28:03,016 What happened? 843 01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:05,620 You fainted. Hey, don't worry. 844 01:28:05,687 --> 01:28:07,888 Only a few people in the front got clear videos. 845 01:28:07,955 --> 01:28:09,256 I'll make sure they get buried. 846 01:28:10,424 --> 01:28:11,559 My face. 847 01:28:18,566 --> 01:28:19,768 Jo. 848 01:28:21,935 --> 01:28:23,237 It'll heal. 849 01:28:24,539 --> 01:28:26,039 It always does. 850 01:28:27,609 --> 01:28:28,909 Oh. 851 01:28:29,744 --> 01:28:30,944 Oh. 852 01:28:31,011 --> 01:28:33,013 Okay. I know, I know. 853 01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:36,250 Oh. 854 01:28:36,316 --> 01:28:40,688 It's not very often we meet a fellow Ethnos Inc. enthusiast. 855 01:28:43,090 --> 01:28:44,559 Why don't you stay for dinner, Jo? 856 01:28:45,359 --> 01:28:46,528 I insist. 857 01:28:50,998 --> 01:28:54,134 Here, Jo. You can have the leg. 858 01:28:54,201 --> 01:28:56,503 -It's really okay. -Uh, no need to be polite here. 859 01:28:56,571 --> 01:28:58,540 Here you go, sweetheart. 860 01:28:58,606 --> 01:28:59,973 -Thank you. -Here you go. Mm-hmm. 861 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:01,910 Absolutely. 862 01:29:01,975 --> 01:29:03,645 So, Jo... 863 01:29:05,012 --> 01:29:07,981 how wonderful is it to be white? 864 01:29:12,186 --> 01:29:14,589 Um... 865 01:29:16,356 --> 01:29:19,861 what race were you guys before the surgery? 866 01:29:19,928 --> 01:29:22,463 Uh, we don't use that word here. 867 01:29:24,532 --> 01:29:26,534 What word? 868 01:29:26,601 --> 01:29:28,168 Race. 869 01:29:28,235 --> 01:29:30,437 Daddy says true equality knows no race. 870 01:29:31,505 --> 01:29:32,774 Yeah. Yeah. 871 01:29:32,841 --> 01:29:35,275 Go ahead. 872 01:29:36,276 --> 01:29:38,445 We used to be Cuban. 873 01:29:38,513 --> 01:29:40,515 But when we moved here from Miami, 874 01:29:40,582 --> 01:29:43,283 Dad thought it would be a great idea to start a new life. 875 01:29:45,820 --> 01:29:48,288 When I learned of Dr. Singer's work, 876 01:29:48,355 --> 01:29:51,826 I immediately demanded to be one of his first customers. 877 01:29:51,893 --> 01:29:55,563 I just think that he's doing something that everyone else 878 01:29:55,630 --> 01:29:57,498 is too scared to do. 879 01:29:57,565 --> 01:30:01,836 He's erasing color to achieve true equality. 880 01:30:01,903 --> 01:30:04,672 I think that's worthy of a Nobel Prize. 881 01:30:07,742 --> 01:30:10,377 We've referred five families already. 882 01:30:11,713 --> 01:30:14,248 So, uh, did your parents have it done as well? 883 01:30:20,354 --> 01:30:21,488 No. 884 01:30:22,790 --> 01:30:24,726 Oh. 885 01:30:24,792 --> 01:30:26,694 Oh, that's a shame. 886 01:30:26,761 --> 01:30:29,531 Um, well, you know, 887 01:30:29,597 --> 01:30:33,333 eventually people who don't share the same ideologies, 888 01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:35,637 uh, they fade away. 889 01:30:38,138 --> 01:30:39,473 Um... 890 01:30:41,041 --> 01:30:42,710 What do you mean? 891 01:30:42,777 --> 01:30:44,111 Well... 892 01:30:44,177 --> 01:30:46,915 you, Olivia, and I, 893 01:30:46,981 --> 01:30:49,316 we believe in equality. 894 01:30:50,050 --> 01:30:51,485 True equality. 895 01:30:51,553 --> 01:30:53,521 We were even willing to change our, uh, 896 01:30:53,588 --> 01:30:56,724 y-y-you know what, to achieve it. 897 01:30:56,791 --> 01:31:00,628 People who don't feel the same way, well, eventually they, uh, 898 01:31:00,695 --> 01:31:02,030 well, they're no longer in your life. 899 01:31:02,095 --> 01:31:03,798 And good riddance, I say. 900 01:31:03,865 --> 01:31:06,768 I haven't spoken to my mom in years 901 01:31:06,834 --> 01:31:08,603 because she refused to change. 902 01:31:08,670 --> 01:31:12,239 I mean, it's sad, really. 903 01:31:14,341 --> 01:31:16,276 She could have had all of this. 904 01:31:27,956 --> 01:31:31,224 You never miss your old life? 905 01:31:38,032 --> 01:31:39,667 Never. 906 01:32:44,464 --> 01:32:47,234 Oh. 907 01:34:41,849 --> 01:34:43,684 Being American... 908 01:34:44,351 --> 01:34:45,686 not the goal. 909 01:34:47,454 --> 01:34:49,891 The goal is opposite. 910 01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:55,062 I stop follow other people, 911 01:34:55,129 --> 01:34:58,266 and I become my own American. 912 01:35:00,835 --> 01:35:04,772 And you will find your own American, too. 913 01:35:42,310 --> 01:35:43,578 I have to try. 914 01:35:48,049 --> 01:35:50,151 Welcome to Ethnos Inc., 915 01:35:50,218 --> 01:35:53,921 your one-stop shop to the life you've always wanted. 916 01:35:53,988 --> 01:35:57,625 Be sure to check out our new locations in Richmond, 917 01:35:57,692 --> 01:36:01,028 Pittsburgh, and Spokane. 918 01:36:01,095 --> 01:36:03,363 And remember, if you can't beat them, 919 01:36:04,265 --> 01:36:05,666 be them. 920 01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:08,769 Excuse me, excuse me. 921 01:36:08,836 --> 01:36:10,705 I wanna be white! 922 01:36:12,306 --> 01:36:14,008 I-I need to see Dr. Singer. 923 01:36:17,278 --> 01:36:19,280 I-I need to see Dr. Singer. 924 01:36:22,216 --> 01:36:23,584 Hey, hey. 925 01:36:23,651 --> 01:36:26,287 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, get off of me! 926 01:36:26,354 --> 01:36:28,623 Hey! Get off! Ah! 927 01:36:34,128 --> 01:36:35,495 Hey! 928 01:36:35,563 --> 01:36:36,898 Let me in! 929 01:36:38,366 --> 01:36:39,734 Please. 930 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,036 - Let me! - It's okay. 931 01:36:43,304 --> 01:36:44,372 It's okay. 932 01:36:46,240 --> 01:36:47,742 I wanna change back. 933 01:36:48,843 --> 01:36:51,245 You read the contract. It's impossible. 934 01:36:51,312 --> 01:36:54,749 Please, please. 935 01:36:54,815 --> 01:36:57,318 You have been blessed. 936 01:36:57,385 --> 01:37:00,554 There are thousands that would kill to have what you have. 937 01:37:00,621 --> 01:37:02,356 I am a monster. 938 01:37:03,791 --> 01:37:06,627 Uh, how do I put it? 939 01:37:08,362 --> 01:37:11,933 For a new plant to grow... 940 01:37:11,999 --> 01:37:18,105 and flourish, the seed has to die.