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《史努比的歡樂夏令營》

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我有個主意

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來圍著營火講恐怖故事吧

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- 好耶
- 好耶

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聽起來很好玩

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我喜歡恐怖故事

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我一個恐怖故事都不知道,史努比

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也許可以來個帶動唱

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討厭

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來說恐怖故事吧

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在開始前,我還要再來一顆烤棉花糖

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都沒了?

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怎麼可能這麼快就都吃完了?

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史努比

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《營火怪談》

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她在那個時候發現

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跟蹤她的車
不是為了要嚇她才對著她打車燈

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其實是為了要警告她,她的...

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輪胎沒有氣了

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那樣會影響耗油量

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當然

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不是最恐怖的,但確實會讓人不安

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那個恐怖故事不錯耶,富蘭克林

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我喜歡,因為不僅恐怖

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也描述了一個熱心人士的善舉

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換誰了?

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換我吧

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我的故事叫《雙手都被詛咒的男孩》

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從前有個男孩非常喜歡彈古典樂

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你為什麼不演奏當代音樂?像搖滾樂

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音樂一旦成為經典
就永遠都是當代音樂了

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天靈靈,地靈靈

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那是什麼意思啊?

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他努力嘗試,但是彈出來的音樂都不對

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貝多芬變爵士樂

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拉赫曼尼諾夫變搖滾樂

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莫札特也變成他不喜歡的音樂

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這才叫做音樂嘛

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在那之後他就再也沒彈過貝多芬了

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我喜歡這故事裡有個英雄人物

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手被詛咒的男孩?

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當然是那個女巫啊

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好吧,接下來換誰?

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我...換我說

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從前有個女生很喜歡披薩

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但她只有在特殊節日才可以吃
例如她的生日

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那一年,她許了個生日願望

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希望可以一直吃披薩

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隔天早上,她的早餐是披薩

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接著,午餐也是披薩

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一餐接著一餐

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每一餐都是披薩

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嘿,瑪茜,三明治可以分我一半嗎?

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我這幾天都在吃披薩

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來,我的波隆那三明治分給妳吃,長官

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這是披薩啊

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長官,都還好嗎?

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披薩夢的確成真了

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但真的太多了

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哇

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這就是所謂的諷刺性轉折,瑪茜

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我知道,長官

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非常讓人不安

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接著換誰?

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哎呀,現在是不是有一點晚了?

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- 選我
- 我想要講

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- 我來說
- 選我

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她不斷地轉換頻道

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但因為被詛咒的遙控器

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她再怎麼轉都只有...

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新聞

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但如果宇宙的確在擴張,那麼照理來說

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它有一天會達到自己的極限
那就只剩下一個選擇

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會縮小

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之後會變怎樣?

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會變怎樣?

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是我的錯覺嗎?
月亮好像比前幾分鐘的時候更靠近了

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看來就只剩下你和我了,查理布朗

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對,沒錯

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妳先請吧

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這一個恐怖故事是關於
一位什麼事情都做不好的女生

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她起床準備迎接平凡得不得了的一天

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或至少看似是這樣

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但發生了一些奇怪的事

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首先,她嘗試放風箏

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但風箏被大樹吃了

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之後其他事也變得越來越糟

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沒有任何情人節卡片?

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今天還有可能更糟嗎?

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她就從此消失不見了

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聽起來真糟糕

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糟糕得非常熟悉

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好的,哥哥,換你了

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是嗎?

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嘿,看那些星星

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是不是很漂亮?

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別拖時間了,查理布朗

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對啊,快講恐怖故事,查克

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好吧,那個,在一個就像今晚的晚上

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在一個就像這裡的地方

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有些就像我們一樣的

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小朋友

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還有一個...

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灌木

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但不是普通的灌木

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是鬧鬼的灌木,它活了過來
還跑去嚇所有人

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我的天啊

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我很欣賞查理布朗的努力
但是他的故事並不恐怖

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那是恐怖的灌木

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我想我就是不知道該怎麼講恐怖故事

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《想成為童子軍嗎?》

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《搭帳篷》

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“小獵犬童子軍的必備技能之一

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就是學習搭帳篷”

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“如果不知道怎麼開始

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多數帳棚都會有說明書
只要跟著做就好了”

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“看完說明書之後

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就可以來搭帳篷了”

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“當然,說到露營

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沒有比睡在星空下更棒的事了”

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(小獵犬童子軍手冊)

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《小獵犬島的冒險故事》

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領郵件,郵件送到嘍,各位

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包裹收件人有薄荷敏佩蒂
兵乓、富蘭克林、瑪茜

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我真的很佩服你耶,查理布朗

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你很少收到包裹,但你每天都會去看

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畢竟,我爸爸的理髮店在夏天很忙碌

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我拿到雙層軟糖夾心布朗尼

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我拿到椰子餅乾

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露西,今天有給我的郵件嗎?

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不太可能吧

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哇,竟然有耶

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你真的收到東西了

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一個包裹?

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收到普通的信我就很滿足了

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是明信片也沒差

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怎麼會有人從家裡面寄明信片?

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你不把它打開嗎?

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我正在享受期待的感覺

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包裹裡可能是任何東西

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餅乾或肉桂捲,或奶油塔

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是一本二手書?

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應該是史努比寄的

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大家都收到家裡做的點心

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我卻收到狗狗的日記

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“我前往小獵犬島的倒楣冒險故事”

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牠真的很會製造戲劇效果耶

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“叫我史努比”

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我的天啊

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“在繼續幫助我心愛的

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小獵犬童子軍夥伴獲得徽章
以挽救我們小隊的路上

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我親自帶領牠們踏上一場
偉大且雄心勃勃的冒險”

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“我們的目的地?

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就是因美麗夕陽而聞名的小獵犬島

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{\an8}我們的獎勵?

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{\an8}童子軍獨木舟技巧徽章”

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“我們的旅程會很艱辛
甚至可能非常危險

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正因為如此,我建議大家
可以多準備一些襪子”

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“划獨木舟的第一堂課
就是大家要同心協力划船

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不過,第一堂課應該要先教

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‘什麼叫做槳’?

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即便一開始有挫折

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我可靠的小隊很快就學會
同心協力地划船”

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“不過還是有挑戰

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划船是很辛苦的工作”

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“身為隊長,讓隊員開心是我的責任之一

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所以我建議用唱歌來提升大家的氣勢”

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“多虧了我,大家都打起精神

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我們繼續前往小獵犬島

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相信不會有任何事能夠阻擋我們”

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“在意外地登上陸地之後

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我的隊員們準備要體驗
整趟獨木舟冒險中最享受的一刻”

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“就是搬船”

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你在讀什麼啊?查理布朗

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史努比前往小獵犬島的倒楣冒險故事

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我們還沒有看到倒楣的部分

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我可以一起聽嗎?

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你知道的,我最喜歡海上冒險故事了

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故事裡有沒有巨大的海洋生物?

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像是鯨魚或鯊魚或大魷魚?

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還沒有

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如果想要讓我覺得有趣的話

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故事裡最好要有大魚之類的

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繼續說吧,查理布朗

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“我向隊員們解釋

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搬船就是把船從一個水域
移動到另一個水域

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牠們的熱血幾乎難以壓抑

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接著,我們再度踏上前往小獵犬島的路

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隊員們都非常地興奮,雖然負擔沉重

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因為牠們知道我扛的責任是最大的

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也就是隊長的責任”

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“我們很快就在途中發現有兩條路

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而且不確定該走哪一條

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幸運的是我們有地圖

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但不幸的是我讓奧利佛保管它”

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“到最後,以我自己的判斷

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完全沒有受到誰的影響
我決定放棄那艘獨木舟

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繼續走,我們發現小獵犬島

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就在不遠處了

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但沒有船要怎麼過去?

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該是就地取材的時候了”

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發生叛變?真不敢相信

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我們都聽了這麼多
真不敢相信你不敢相信

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我不敢相信這故事裡
連一隻巨大的魷魚都還沒出現

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怎樣?你們不能否認那樣的話
故事會比較刺激吧?

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“我被我的隊員們拋棄
我獨自繼續前往小獵犬島

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一邊思考到底出了什麼錯
而且肯定都不是我的錯

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很快地,我的目的地就在眼前

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但殘酷的命運為我準備了另一個困境”

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“就是個‘急轉直下’的困境

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哎呀,目標就在眼前卻無法達成

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然後,這個當下
我忍不住思考,如果能好好溝通

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多聽隊員們的建議
現在結局會不會不一樣?

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不知道牠們在哪裡?”

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“獨自看著那到不了的小獵犬島

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我忍不住在想:‘一切都結束了嗎?’”

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所以,是嗎?

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並不是

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“我很快就聽見了那天籟般的聲音”

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“當我們一起看著小獵犬島的美景

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我領悟到,當一位好的隊長
要知道何時該傾聽

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作為朋友也是”

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這個故事還算不錯啦

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什麼都比不上好故事
或者是好吃的布朗尼

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誰要來一個?

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- 我要
- 我也要

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我喜歡布朗尼

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(取材自查爾斯舒茲《花生漫畫》)

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字幕翻譯:徐懿芬

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(火星仔,謝謝你,你將永存我們心中)