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《蓬头和小猎犬护理》

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黎明时分的湖边
最为宁静、安详和令人沉思

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(小猎犬童子军手册)

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Snoopy 怎么啦?

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正犹豫你的部队接下来该拿哪个徽章吗?

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{\an8}我来看看

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{\an8}这个不错 “小猎犬护理徽章

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向你们最棒的小猎犬
展示它应得的爱和关注”

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现在 回到我宁静、安详...

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查尔斯 别理会我

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我就是早上抽空练习一下

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Good grief

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早安 我昨晚睡得很沉

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这绝对是某个
头发睡得极乱的人发出的叫声

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这是我见过最乱的蓬头之一

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我受不了了 这里没有电视
已经够糟的了 现在还出这种事?

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我真觉得没那么糟啦

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不过如果能让你感觉好点
我帮你把头发梳顺吧

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有效果吗?

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“小猎犬护理
首当其冲也是最重要的方面

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是确保你的四爪朋友能吃饱吃好”

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“记住 吃好吃饱的小猎犬才会快乐”

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像这样的蓬头 你得用吹风机吹

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按下开关吧

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加大功率

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更大的功率

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只有两档

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有改善吗?

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要往好处想

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你的头发没变得更糟

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“小猎犬护理
最重要的是确保你的狗狗同伴

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身心放松、愉悦”

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“美容很关键

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毛发和被毛都要保养”

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“美甲”

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“当然还要刷牙”

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“不过 小猎犬护理最重要的环节

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就是泡个舒适的泡沫浴

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这可是所有狗狗的最爱”

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你试过用另一把梳子梳了吗?

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你试过用冷风吹头了吗?

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热风呢?

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不如你去跳湖吧

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我相信他在很真诚地提议

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这其实是个极好的主意

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我的Sweet Babboo 谢谢

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我不是她的Sweet Babboo

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再见 蓬头

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什么叫“水太急 不适合游泳”?

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就连大自然也在算计我

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我不禁注意到你面对的困境 Sally

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不如你和我一起去娱乐室
我也许能帮你解决问题

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我找到了这个
夏令营短剧之夜用的服饰道具箱

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也许这里面有什么能帮上忙

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戴上这个试试

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很端庄

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反对有效

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试试这个

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我担心这会让大家
不切实际地期望我很有趣

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也许戴假发不能解决你的问题

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我觉得我应该戴这玩意去看牛仔竞技表演

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没希望了

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Snoopy 哎 你也躲着呢?

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我就知道你在这里 你还好吗?

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你觉得呢?

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我还是不明白这有什么大不了的

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你头发蓬乱 那又怎样?

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我们在营地的时间就这么几天

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躲在这里为这种事发愁简直太浪费了

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你说得倒轻巧 你的头发又没乱

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确实是 但也许你该看看这个

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让你见识一下什么叫戴帽蓬头

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尽管笑吧 我不介意

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那现在我们可以离开这里
开始享受这一天了吧?

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不好

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“你能当小猎犬童子军吗?
在大自然中导航

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要想成为小猎犬童子军
必须先成为一名大师级寻路者

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就是说要依靠自然环境来寻找路线”

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你的地图呢?

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没有地图 你怎么知道我们往哪走?

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“找到方向的一个方法
是爬到一个更高的观测点”

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你不想找个更高一点的地方站吗?

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“就连风也能指引你”

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终于能休息一下了 我渴死了

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嘿

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“若所有方法都不管用

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你可以用一些水、一片树叶和一根钢针

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来制作指南针”

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你得先把针磁化

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“作为一名小猎犬童子军
永远记得使用头脑

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有时也得使用鼻子

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你一定会找到所寻之物”

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Snoopy 我们小看你了

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这也许是宝藏

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看来这位伟大的童子军领袖和它的部队

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正在找地方插它们的旗帜呢

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你有没有想过
养一只会做普通动作的狗会是什么感觉?

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比如坐下和打滚

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总在想

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《淘金游戏》

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太好啦 一年一度的淘金寻宝游戏开始了

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那是什么活动?

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辅导员们把涂成金色的石块藏在营地附近

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让我们去寻找 找到最多石块的队伍获胜

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就像找复活节彩蛋一样?

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Sally 找复活节彩蛋没有赢家

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这话就像是从没赢过
找复活节彩蛋活动的人说的

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Linus 我们组队

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你想要多少金子我都给你

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我有一套万无一失的方法
能找到最多金子

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我也有 方法就是看到金子就捡起来

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Marcie 我还是无法相信你居然不参加

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不用担心我
我有关于克朗代克河淘金热的书

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是我一直心心念想读的

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什么东西?

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克朗代克河淘金热 sir

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是1890年代阿拉斯加
和育空狭长地带著名的淘金热

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育空狭长地带?

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我不知道烹饪用具有什么用

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“很少有人会想到 在克朗代克发现的

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最初那几块黄金

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不久后将引发一场狂热
让成千上万潜在淘金者

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浮想联翩”

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真精彩

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我不觉得你会在一张纸上找到金子

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这是营地和附近地区的地图

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我把它划分成了方格

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我们将逐格搜索 每搜完一个就划掉

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这听起来很像家庭作业

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我觉得有必要指出 这是淘金热活动

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而不是“淘金慢慢来”

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放轻松啦

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我已经知道金子都藏在哪了

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每年 辅导员都把金子藏在同样的地方

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挖空的树中或者一堆可疑的树枝下

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听你这样说 感觉我们在作弊

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我更愿意把这看作是在这游戏中遥遥领先

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那么 那些都是巧克力蛋吗?
还是也有软糖蛋呢?

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有奶油夹心巧克力的吗?我最爱那种啦

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Sally 我不是跟你说了
这不是找复活节彩蛋

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我们在找金子

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就像那些用金箔纸包着的巧克力硬币

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我也超爱那种呢

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“在西北荒野中

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发现了黄金的消息一传开

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来自大陆各地的寻宝者

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便开始制定寻求财富的计划”

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到了 这就是
第一个金子藏匿地:老可靠树桩

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怎么了?什么情况?

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辅导员们一定是换地方了

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他们怎么敢把淘金游戏变成真正的挑战啊

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“看到他人发财

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围观的人眼红极了

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这就是所谓的‘淘金热’的开始”

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到目前为止 你的这套系统似乎没什么用

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这话我不认同
它标明了所有没有金子的地方

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问我就行 我们的手里就没有

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好吧 我想我现在都搞明白了

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这游戏就是
我们用金石块换巧克力 对吧?

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Good grief

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我知道巧克力一定以某种形式
成为这游戏的一部分

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好了 这里怎么回事?

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我要求一个答案 我要求一个解释

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不可能连续好几年把金子藏在
同样的几个藏匿点 然后突然就换地方了

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这样做有什么乐趣?

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这样不是更有运动精神...

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少说话 多搜寻

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去那边那棵看起来多刺的灌木找找

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到处都是刺

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“淘金热成了人们最大的抱负
并扼杀了他们的想象力”

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“很快 朋友反目、邻居反目

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事态演变成悲剧和愤怒”

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我们一无所获

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彼此彼此

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真不敢相信我的系统失灵了

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说句安慰你的话
我一直相信你的系统会失灵

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我很高兴这游戏终于结束了

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“虽然有些人的确发了横财

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但淘金热真正讲述了挫折和愚蠢

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梦想破灭、友谊经受考验
和失败受挫的故事”

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太荒唐了吧

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寻宝游戏的赢家是Marcie

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是吗?

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也许生活的答案真的在书里

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也许是这样 但我觉得不该留着这些石块

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也许我们可以平分一等奖?

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话说回来 一等奖到底是什么呀?

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我想是一条丝带

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丝带?

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- 又不能分享
- 我宁愿要石块

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这是史上最烂的找复活节彩蛋游戏

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(改编自查尔斯舒尔茨的
《Peanuts》系列漫画)

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字幕翻译:谭萱

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(谢谢你 火花 你永远在我们心中)