1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,500 It's a big day! 2 00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:15,958 We got guests coming. And not just any guests. 3 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:20,125 The most important guests to ever visit any hotel now or ever. 4 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,083 Which is why I need you all to hide. 5 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:23,958 Questions? Stabby Paul? 6 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:26,250 -No. -No, you're not Stabby Paul? 7 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:29,583 No, I don't wanna hide. I'm proud that I'm spooky. 8 00:00:29,666 --> 00:00:32,375 -As you should be. But-- -I also will not hide. 9 00:00:32,458 --> 00:00:33,416 Ghost pride. 10 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,625 You're turning this into something it's not. 11 00:00:35,708 --> 00:00:37,708 We hate what we did, but we love who we are. 12 00:00:37,791 --> 00:00:39,416 All right, name your price. 13 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,583 Every TV on full volume for a month, unlimited channel changes. 14 00:00:42,666 --> 00:00:45,666 Medium low volume, two weeks, one channel change a day. 15 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,750 -See you when I see ya. -Tell your friends. 16 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:57,916 Hey, guys! 17 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,166 Your new place is a hotel? 18 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:01,791 Welcome to the Undervale. 19 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:05,333 I just found out that's the name when I cleared the weeds from the sign. 20 00:01:05,416 --> 00:01:08,041 I also found a bunch of boots. Ben, are you a size 9? 21 00:01:08,125 --> 00:01:10,166 -He wishes. -I'm a large size 3. 22 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:12,458 Ah, you can grow into them. Come on in. 23 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:15,458 I'm sure it's better than it looks. 24 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:17,333 -By the way, first step's broken. -Oh. 25 00:01:17,416 --> 00:01:18,666 Mom! Agh! 26 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,208 Second step's also broken. 27 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:57,708 Mm. 28 00:01:57,791 --> 00:01:59,875 It's pretty nice, right? 29 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:01,166 Watch out for that. 30 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,541 Thirty rooms… that I know about. 31 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:08,333 An elevator that's only trapped me twice. And apparently, there's a pool. 32 00:02:08,416 --> 00:02:09,375 Why apparently? 33 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:11,666 Well, I can't find it, but I smell it. 34 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:13,583 Wait, where's Esther? Esther! 35 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:14,666 We're inside now. 36 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:16,666 There's a peanut butter sandwich on the porch. 37 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:20,375 Oh, uh, I know. That's part of a, uh… A project I'm working on. 38 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,208 A peanut butter sandwich project. 39 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:24,666 Oh, it's so great to see you guys. 40 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:28,541 Ben, the last time I saw you, you were… Huh. The same height, actually. 41 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:30,833 I'm very overdue for a growth spurt. 42 00:02:30,916 --> 00:02:33,875 -And, Esther, still into candy? -Who isn't? 43 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:35,583 How did you buy this place? Are you rich? 44 00:02:35,666 --> 00:02:39,041 Let's just say gambling is always worth the risk. 45 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,500 -Cool. -Very cool. 46 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:41,833 Not cool. 47 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:46,166 -Mom, I saw a man's face in the fire. -Oh, that fireplace does that sometimes. 48 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,708 To be honest, this place isn't exactly ready for visitors, 49 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:51,291 but then your mom called-- 50 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:54,541 Saying we wanted to help you fix up the hotel. 51 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:57,833 -So here we are. How about a tour? -How would you give a tour? 52 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:00,958 Oh! From me. Ha! Well, I'll try my best. 53 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:04,666 Still figuring this gal out. No one's allergic to bats, right? 54 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:17,125 You think I'm mad about this? 55 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:18,458 It's a school day. 56 00:03:18,541 --> 00:03:19,958 I love being trapped. 57 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,875 And this is the kitchen. 58 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:28,875 Ooh, gas stove. Nice. 59 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,625 Nathan, why are there so many shackles in the kitchen? 60 00:03:31,708 --> 00:03:34,541 I'm not sure. The hotel's been abandoned for a while. 61 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:39,125 Something about everyone fleeing in the night or disappearing in the night. 62 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:40,708 So, when's Ron getting here? 63 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:44,166 Oh, yeah, he may not come. He… He's really busy with work right now. 64 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:48,041 -So, you just came without him? -Kids, why don't you go outside? 65 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:49,583 And do what? 66 00:03:49,666 --> 00:03:53,208 Kids don't just go outside anymore. We need more direction than that. 67 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:56,625 In that case, how would you like to help plan my new hedge maze? 68 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:59,916 I already started, but it needs that niece and nephew touch. 69 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,625 Oh, I don't really believe in mazes. I find normal life confusing enough. 70 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:04,625 Try anyway. 71 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:06,916 -Please don't bring up Ron. -Why not? 72 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,500 -You just can't. -But he's your husband. 73 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,250 -I know. -And Ben and Esther's dad. 74 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,416 I know he's their dad. 75 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,833 He is their dad, right? 76 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:14,458 -Peter Pocono. -Who? 77 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:17,083 From high school. Did you cheat on Ron with Peter? 78 00:04:17,166 --> 00:04:18,166 Is he Ben's dad? 79 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,708 Oh my God. Ron and I are taking a break. 80 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:24,291 It hasn't been working for a while. My therapist suggested we take time apart. 81 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:26,166 That's why I called to stay with you. 82 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,166 That explains your breakup bangs. 83 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,083 What? I got these months ago. 84 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:32,875 They're a very dramatic choice. Who knows about this? 85 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:34,833 No one. So don't tell the kids. 86 00:04:34,916 --> 00:04:37,666 Wait, so I'm the first person you're telling? 87 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:40,708 -Please don't make this a thing. -This is incredible! 88 00:04:40,791 --> 00:04:43,291 -What? -I just mean we barely even talk. 89 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:45,958 And look at you now, confiding in me. 90 00:04:46,041 --> 00:04:47,708 I'm just giving you context. 91 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:50,416 The context I need to mend your broken heart. 92 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:51,458 Should we hug? 93 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:52,458 Maybe later. 94 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:56,125 You're gonna be happy you came here. I'll make sure of it. 95 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,625 Kids? Nathan? 96 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:02,541 Abaddon? 97 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:10,375 Okey-dokey. My first note is that Uncle Nathan made a maze with no exit. 98 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:13,625 Also, I'm pretty sure the one hedge he planted is poison ivy. 99 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:15,541 Who do you wanna live with after the divorce? 100 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:16,708 Wait. What divorce? 101 00:05:16,791 --> 00:05:20,291 Seriously, Ben? Why do you think we're here and Dad isn't? 102 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:23,750 Because he's out grinding while the other guys are sleeping? 103 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,291 Mom's obviously giving him time to move out. 104 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:29,875 And I know her journal says they're taking a break, 105 00:05:29,958 --> 00:05:32,875 but her searches for new apartments say we're doing this. 106 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,000 Our mom and dad? 107 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,083 Mrs. Rock and Mr.-- 108 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:37,541 I might go with Dad. 109 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:41,041 Esther, help! Something's got me, and it's not being gentle. 110 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:44,125 Attention-seeking. Classic child of divorce. 111 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:46,666 It's twisting my feet off my legs. 112 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:49,000 Ben, it's obviously just roots. 113 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:55,125 -The roots took my shoes. -It's obviously not roots, Ben! 114 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:56,750 Wait, you're following it? 115 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:57,916 It took my book. 116 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,958 Escaping into a cat fantasy world is the only way I'm coping with the divorce. 117 00:06:02,041 --> 00:06:03,708 I still wanna talk about that! 118 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,250 Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God! 119 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,500 Oh! 120 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,500 -Again? -Sorry. 121 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,750 -Do you know what's going on? -Hm? With what? 122 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:22,833 Ta-da! Best room in the hotel. 123 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:26,333 And don't worry, the gurneys may be old, but they're sturdy. 124 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:30,083 Sorry, why are we sleeping on gurneys in a windowless room? 125 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:32,750 -Can't we stay in one of the bedrooms? -I wouldn't recommend it. 126 00:06:32,833 --> 00:06:35,791 But if it's a window you're after, ta-da! 127 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:39,416 You can't just say "ta-da" to make something bad seem magical. 128 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,666 -It's only for the weekend. -You're only staying the weekend? 129 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,666 -Is Ron moving out? -I didn't say that. 130 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:45,958 -So you're moving out? -No! 131 00:06:46,041 --> 00:06:48,750 Good. You do not wanna move the kids during the school year. 132 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:50,833 -I don't wanna talk about this. -Now or ever? 133 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:53,000 Nathan, I just need to unpack. 134 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,208 Well, if you need help-- 135 00:06:58,166 --> 00:06:59,291 Anyone there? 136 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,541 And does that anyone know why our woods got bigger? 137 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:05,500 Huh? 138 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:09,083 Oh! 139 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:10,916 Oh, oh! 140 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:14,083 Never mind. We'll figure it out. 141 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:21,458 -Esther, I need to go back for new shoes. -Look! 142 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,750 Sharp Paw survived her fall into the gorge? 143 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:28,625 I hadn't gotten to this part yet. 144 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:32,041 Yeah, if you're mad about that, you definitely shouldn't look ahead. 145 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:38,125 Whoa. 146 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,958 What is this? 147 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:42,875 I'll tell you what it's about to be. 148 00:07:42,958 --> 00:07:45,958 The grave of someone who shouldn't have messed with me. 149 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:47,500 Hey. 150 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:49,500 Just wondering where you guys are. 151 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:52,333 Uh, it's been two days, so… 152 00:07:57,833 --> 00:07:59,500 Sorry. Totally my bad. 153 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:04,291 -Nathan, what is this? -Oh, funny quirk. 154 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:07,083 Half the rooms in the hotel have prison doors, 155 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:10,833 but I want my guests to have more of a "come and go as you please" experience. 156 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:13,000 You're actually thinking about running this hotel? 157 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:15,083 I'm not thinking about walking it. 158 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:17,750 Nathan, you don't know anything about hotels. 159 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:20,875 Also, you just told me you don't have any usable guest rooms. 160 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:24,500 Which is why it's so great that you're gonna help me fix them up. 161 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:26,000 What? Who said I'd do that? 162 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:28,041 You did, right when you came in. 163 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:29,916 Come on, that was obviously a lie. 164 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,083 I know. And now it gets to be true. 165 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,375 Let's get to work. 166 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:36,000 Hello? Family? 167 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,125 Nathan? It's the middle of the night. 168 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,208 It's not, but go back to sleep. 169 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,166 -What's going on? -What is this? 170 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,250 You don't know either? 171 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:48,083 No, I woke up from a nap, and my room was full of trees. 172 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,333 You got a nap in? 173 00:08:49,416 --> 00:08:50,916 -Good for you. -Mom! 174 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,125 -Kids! -Stop pushing it back in. 175 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,291 I like it this way. 176 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:58,333 Everyone needs to talk quieter. This isn't just a black forest. 177 00:08:58,416 --> 00:09:00,416 There are things in it. 178 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:03,083 Wait, black forest? I might know what this is. 179 00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:06,375 Uh, guys? 180 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:07,750 We have guests. 181 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:15,375 At least they haven't figured out windows. 182 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,750 -Agh! -Run! 183 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,583 I feel like once you're sharpening sticks, 184 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:26,250 you gotta pause, zoom out, and really think about-- 185 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,666 Shh, someone's coming. 186 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:36,791 It's just a kid. Why is he dressed like he's from the 1700s? 187 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:39,041 I'd actually say late 1600s. 188 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,583 Forget the stick. I've got an idea. 189 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:43,500 Mm. 190 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:45,875 Oof! 191 00:09:46,666 --> 00:09:48,750 Hey there. Nice climbing. 192 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Whoa, it's okay, dude. My name's Esther. What's yours? 193 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:58,333 Shy, huh? Hey, do you like candy? 194 00:09:58,416 --> 00:09:59,250 Hm? 195 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:03,166 Mm. I've got plenty to share. 196 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,208 Mmm. 197 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,416 Now! 198 00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:20,708 Hm. 199 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,166 Okay, truce. 200 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,166 Right, okay, let's see what we've got. 201 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:32,291 Okay. 202 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,708 Okay. 203 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:41,291 Ugh. 204 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,458 Ugh. 205 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:48,083 -You were right. -About your bangs? They'll grow out. 206 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:50,458 What? No. About not having any usable rooms. 207 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:53,833 Also, I found a concerning parchment in the front desk drawer. 208 00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:56,166 "Rules of preservation and sustainment." 209 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:58,500 "Beware the east wind that bloweth from the west." 210 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:01,708 "Ring not the third bell, lest ye anger the sea." 211 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,250 "Honor the sentinel, that Pete be appeased." 212 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,000 Well, it sounds standard to me. 213 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,375 I'm gonna be honest. This place is a disaster. 214 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:11,875 But maybe we can hide enough issues so that no one notices. 215 00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:13,666 Are we talking about the hotel? 216 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,083 -Or you and Ron? -Honestly, I'm not sure. 217 00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:19,958 I knew it! 218 00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:21,416 "If thou callest this place home, 219 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,125 feed life to the red lantern to resist the black forest." 220 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,166 Hey, has anyone seen a red lantern? 221 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,458 I'm more of a torch guy. 222 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,125 Coming down on your left! 223 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:30,500 Sorry, my left! 224 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:32,791 Oh, and now also your left. 225 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,125 Is this helpful? 226 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:36,625 Whoa! 227 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:39,875 -Guys, red lantern? -I've seen a crimson lantern. 228 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,875 We're on the move, people! 229 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,708 You're seriously a demon? Like a demon demon? 230 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,750 Oh, demon-demons are bigger. I'm a demi-demon. 231 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:53,541 Third class, full lava powers, partial immortality. 232 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:57,208 -Also, I have two umbrellas. -So cool! Ben, isn't this cool? 233 00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:00,791 -I thought I killed someone. -Well, you didn't. 234 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:04,625 But now I know what I'm capable of. There is a darkness in me. 235 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:06,625 Oh God, is this because of the divorce? 236 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:09,375 Anyway, you destroyed my book. 237 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,250 I'm gonna need you to use your demon powers to fix it. 238 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:15,458 I am temporarily powerless, but for sharing your candy, 239 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:16,875 I owe you a great debt. 240 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:18,208 I can right this wrong, 241 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:21,125 but it will be a dangerous journey into a place I dare not go alone. 242 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:23,791 Wait, the hotel? 243 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,375 It is a site of great evil. 244 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:29,500 Long has the tall one with the hidden mouth attempted to lure me inside, but-- 245 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,916 Okay, let's go. 246 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:33,666 Your mother is very cool. 247 00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:38,208 Okay, we need one usable guest room. 248 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,125 Based on what I've seen, it's this or a room with a hawk in it. 249 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:43,833 Ah, that's Henry. He's very territorial. 250 00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:46,541 But if he left, the possums would come right back. 251 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:49,583 I'll start hiding the claw marks. You find what that smell is. 252 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:52,000 So, what happened with you and Ron? 253 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,291 -I don't wanna talk about it. -Totally fair. 254 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,416 Was the break your idea or his? 255 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,333 Mine. 256 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,500 Why would he want to take a break from me? 257 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,250 So, it wasn't mutual? 258 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,416 It was. 259 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,416 I mean, you know, it will be. 260 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,625 Hey, I'm on your side. I've never been a Ron fan. 261 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:13,750 And not just because I lost all my savings investing in his waterslide business. 262 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:17,875 Wait, you don't like Ron? You gave such a nice speech at our wedding. 263 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:21,208 Before he took over to do a rap that was mostly his business ideas. 264 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:25,833 He rhymed "love you for all time" with "store to rent a mime." 265 00:13:25,916 --> 00:13:27,416 Ugh. 266 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:29,750 So, why do you wanna take a break? 267 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,416 It wasn't just one thing. 268 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:35,458 He rented our guest room to a guy who says he's a dead man if they find him. 269 00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:39,000 Then he lost the trucks, and now he's selling burgers from our kitchen. 270 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,833 He drives an ATV because his license was suspended. 271 00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:43,166 Whoa! 272 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,583 He never remembers our birthdays. He's forgotten Esther at the mall. 273 00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:50,750 Last week, he blew up our garage trying to invent a flammable energy drink. 274 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,000 Uh, but enough about me. How are you? 275 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,083 Ah, you know me. No problems. 276 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,250 Uh, where did all the furniture go? 277 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,416 I honestly don't know. 278 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,583 All clear! 279 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:08,541 -How are you fixing my book? -I don't need to. 280 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:11,791 Where once you had one book, I give you… 281 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,625 …five books. Huh? 282 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,041 Dude, I don't want a new book. 283 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,208 I want the pages back in my book. 284 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,125 And people in hell want sand. 285 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,958 There's this torture we do and sand makes it hurt less. 286 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:26,208 Guys, can we knock out one more board? 287 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,291 We're the same size. Figure it out. 288 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,500 I have the hips of an older boy. 289 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,833 Esther? How is this all clear? 290 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:40,666 Okay, we can split him three ways, but I want the ribs. 291 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:46,333 It's a book of magic. Look at this. 292 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:50,625 A spell of return for putting things back to the way they once were. 293 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:51,541 Is this real? 294 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:54,708 As real as the human spine gardens in hell's fourth circle. 295 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,625 There's a dark power in that book, but few can read the complex symbols. 296 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:02,291 Strand of hair, chip of nail, drop of blood, shell of snail. 297 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,333 Seriously, your mom is very cool. 298 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:05,666 It's in here! 299 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,000 -You lost your other arm? -It was already loose. 300 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,708 Hang on. This is that room we fixed up together years ago. 301 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:16,833 Aw, you remembered. 302 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,791 I mean there's no lantern in here. 303 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:22,875 Not if you push the door open, but it's a different room if you pull. 304 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:25,000 It's the lantern. 305 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:27,750 Wait, where's Abaddon? 306 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:28,958 Here! 307 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,750 -This was broken when I got here. -Now what? 308 00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,666 Maybe we can put it back together. 309 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:42,208 Yeah, maybe we can. 310 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:49,958 Okay, the room looks good, 311 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:53,375 the path to the room looks normal, and the lobby looks 312 00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:55,625 really nice. 313 00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,333 What? Is there bat poop in my hair? 314 00:15:57,416 --> 00:16:00,750 No, I'm just realizing this place could actually work. 315 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,125 I mean, you'd need help, but I see it. 316 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,208 So, can you start Monday? 317 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,291 -Okay, I didn't mean me. -Why not? 318 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,750 You're already making one big change. 319 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,875 Maybe it's time to be a little impulsive. 320 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,833 Yeah… Yeah, maybe. 321 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,833 You know what? 322 00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:18,000 We have our first guest! 323 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,666 Oh God, that's not a car engine. 324 00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:24,583 -Ron? -I'm so sorry. Totally my fault. 325 00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:27,875 I'm sure you told me you were visiting Nathan, but I forgot. Mwah! 326 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,458 Look at this place. Beautiful! 327 00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:33,958 By the way, I think I found a buyer for all my unsold waterslide tubes. 328 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:37,250 I know it's been five years, but I am gonna pay you back with interest. 329 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,416 -I'm not taking no for an answer. -I never said no. 330 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:43,666 That's my guy. This is great! Look at all the… Is that stained glass? 331 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:47,375 I gotta say, you are taking this time apart really well. 332 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,041 -What time apart? -What? 333 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,791 Ron, wait, how did you find me? 334 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,208 Uh, Nathan told me. 335 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,583 -Wait. What time apart? -Why did you tell him I was here? 336 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,541 I didn't know it was a secret. 337 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,375 Why doesn't he know you're taking time apart? 338 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:00,916 Wait, we're taking time apart? 339 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,833 Technically, when I said we were taking time apart, 340 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:06,708 I meant I was, and I didn't tell Ron yet. 341 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,083 -You're leaving me? -I don't know. Maybe. 342 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,833 I… I'm taking time to figure it out. You can too. 343 00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:16,083 -I don't need to. We belong together. -You can't just decide that. 344 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:19,416 -You love when I just decide things. -I literally hate nothing more. 345 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,375 All right, I'm not counting this as our first guest. 346 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,375 Everyone ready? 347 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:26,416 You have tape? 348 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,833 Just tape the book. 349 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,916 Been a long time since I've been under the old wooden sky. 350 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,583 Let's do this. 351 00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,375 "Tempus, recede." 352 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,875 "Nox, sile. Ordo vetus…" 353 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,541 …vetus redeat. 354 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,208 Forma fracta… 355 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:45,375 "…integra fias, sicut olim fuisti." 356 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,708 Per voluntatem meam. 357 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:50,083 "Per verbum meum." 358 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,541 "Sic fiat"? 359 00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:53,791 Sic fiat! 360 00:17:57,791 --> 00:18:00,875 -You left without telling me! -You leave all the time. 361 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:03,375 Last year, you took to sea for two weeks. 362 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,375 -Debt collectors don't use boats. -I have to go help my brother. 363 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,333 Sorry if you heard any of that. 364 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,375 Is that mirror bleeding? 365 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,333 Uh… No. 366 00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:15,625 It's… mercury. 367 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,291 I should've told him. But I knew if I did, he'd talk me out of it. 368 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:21,708 He always does. He's the reason I haven't had bangs for ten years. 369 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,250 And do you think the bangs are-- 370 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,625 I know they don't work! That's not the point. 371 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,250 I don't know what to do. 372 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:30,458 I don't believe you. 373 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,666 What do you mean? 374 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,750 I know we've kinda grown apart, but you're still my sister. 375 00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:37,416 You always have a plan. 376 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,166 In kindergarten, you organized a fire drill before the school did. 377 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,666 -And it was better. -Theirs didn't use a buddy system. 378 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,708 I know that you know what you want. 379 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,791 Don't let Ron's slick talk derail that. 380 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:52,875 Okay. 381 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,708 I'll be right back. 382 00:18:56,958 --> 00:19:00,583 -I don't see a way to light it. -Maybe it's a BYOC situation. 383 00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:03,500 On the plus side, my barricade is keeping the monsters out. 384 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:09,041 "If thou callest this place home, feed life to the red lantern." 385 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,750 -Oh, I think the lantern needs blood. -Don't we all? 386 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,416 Haven't we given enough blood today? 387 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,958 You wanna rip my brother apart? You gotta go through-- 388 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,916 You guys got Tomothy inside. 389 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,041 I have been pulling him out of that hole he lives in for months. 390 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:37,458 But every time, he bites me and runs away. 391 00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:40,250 -Wait, your name is Tomothy? -I have many names. 392 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,708 -Is one of them Tomothy? -No. 393 00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:45,166 -I had to call him something. -You went with Tomothy? 394 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,083 I am Abaddon. 395 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,833 Well, Abaddon, you are officially my first hotel guest. 396 00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:53,500 And as such, you are welcome to any… And he's in the vents. 397 00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:58,583 So how'd it go with-- 398 00:19:58,666 --> 00:19:59,791 Really good. 399 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,458 -Dad! -Mom said you couldn't come. 400 00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:05,875 No, that was just a lie your mom told to surprise you. 401 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,708 So you're not getting divorced? 402 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,416 Ben, your mom wouldn't let me even if I wanted to. 403 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,333 Kathy, what happened out there? 404 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:13,666 And why is Ron wet? 405 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,666 I'm giving him another chance. 406 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,000 He talked you out of it? 407 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,875 No, I actually did the talking, 408 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:23,541 and then he drove his ATV into the lake to prove he was ready to change. 409 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,791 Well, what about co-running the hotel? 410 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,875 It was always a crazy idea. I mean, you'll be fine without me. 411 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:32,958 Just… Just take it one room at a time, and get the ATV out of the lake. 412 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,500 Katherine. 413 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:35,750 Giddy up. Let's go. 414 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,208 Yeah, Ron and I have more to talk about, 415 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,333 and… and the only room you have here has gurneys for beds. 416 00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:44,291 Plus one mostly clean guest room. 417 00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:46,291 Thanks for being here for me. 418 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,916 It really is a nice hotel. 419 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,125 I'm not being paranoid. 420 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,500 We used to be the same height, and now I'm an inch shorter. 421 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:03,666 Well, maybe one day being an inch shorter will save your life. 422 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,208 How would that even-- 423 00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,458 You forgot your tome. 424 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:08,625 Keep it. I've got a new hobby now. 425 00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,291 Until we meet again. 426 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:13,666 Hear me now, tiny man. 427 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,958 You may have struck first, but I will strike last, 428 00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:20,208 even if it takes a thousand years. 429 00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:23,166 Okay. 430 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,250 Who was that? 431 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,708 Oh, just a… a local scamp. 432 00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:30,083 By the way, I know your secret. 433 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,500 You're letting friends stay in the hotel. 434 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,958 The guy in the vest, the woman in the wolf mask. 435 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,500 You didn't have to tell them to hide from me. 436 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,666 I'm just glad you're not here all alone. 437 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,750 -Uh-- -Katherine! 438 00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:46,333 Come on, it's getting dark, and I pawned the headlights. 439 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,875 Hey, Kathy? 440 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,208 I'm really happy you came. 441 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,875 -Bye, Uncle Nathan! -Bye! 442 00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:01,291 Later, skater. Good luck with all your windows. 443 00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,458 All good out here. 444 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,333 What are you gonna do without arms? 445 00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:30,666 I'd be more worried what my arms are gonna do without me. 446 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:32,458 Now I'm worried about that too. 447 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:36,000 Looks like the magic black forest didn't do any permanent damage. 448 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,666 We've definitely seen worse. 449 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,250 So your blood worked in the lantern. 450 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,625 I guess you call this place home. 451 00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:45,500 I guess I do. 452 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,708 Nathan, I'm happy we came too. 453 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:07,708 -It's headed for the shed! -I left tools in there. 454 00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:10,708 Don't let it get a knife! That's my crazy arm.