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["AMAZED" BY LONESTAR PLAYING]
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Every time our eyes meet
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This feeling inside me
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- [BIRD CALLING]
- Is almost more than
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I can take
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Baby, when you touch me...
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Patrick.
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Adeline.
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This is going to be the best
Valentine's Day ever.
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This place...
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it's just so gorge.
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PATRICK: Of course it is, babe.
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- You picked it!
- I picked it!
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- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING]
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- [BIRDS CHIRPING]
- [SONG CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS]
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Oh.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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[GROANS]
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What the hell?
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I told you
not to put it in my food.
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- Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I--
- It's fine. Keep going.
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Uh...
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Adeline Delilah Garrett.
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You're smart.
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- You're beautiful.
- [MOUTHING ALONG]
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And perhaps
most important of all,
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you make me think.
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You're my person and I can't
imagine my life without you.
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- Will you marry me?
- [MOUTHING ALONG]
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Yes. A million times, yes!
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I don't know how
you do what you do
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I'm so in love with you
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- It just keeps getting...
- [SONG STOPS]
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[RINGTONE PLAYING "PONY"]
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[RINGTONE STOPS]
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Why are you
calling me right now?
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NICO: I didn't get it.
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PATRICK: What the fuck
do you mean you didn't get it?
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Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.
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There was a couple
of sun flares and, like...
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Um, could you maybe
do it again or...
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Why, yes. Let me re-propose
to my fucking girlfriend
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so you can do your job right.
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- Technically she's your fiancée.
- Don't get cute with me.
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Do it right this time
or I'll fucking end you...
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- on Yelp.
- Okay, cool, thanks.
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I'll talk to you later.
I'm not even on Yelp, dick.
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[GROANS]
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Uh, speech, speech, speech.
Lovey, lovey-dovey.
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Uh, and, uh...
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Will you marry me?
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Yes. A million times, yes.
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[OVER SPEAKER]
I'm so in love with you...
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Just one second.
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- [LINE RINGING]
- [SIGHS]
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Give me that. Hello?
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NICO: Nico the Photo Guy.
Leave a message.
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- [SHARP THUD]
- ADELINE: Are you fucking
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kidding... me?
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[PATRICK CHOKING]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[ARROW WHIZZING]
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[OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love...
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[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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- [ARROW WHIZZES]
- [SCREAMING]
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[HYPERVENTILATING]
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[SOBBING]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[ARROW WHIZZES]
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[SCREAMING]
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[CRYING] Oh, no!
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[WHIMPERING]
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[PANTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
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[RINGTONE PLAYING
ROMANTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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[PHONE VIBRATING]
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- [RINGTONE AND VIBRATING STOP]
- [BREATH TREMBLING]
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Hello?
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[HEAVY BREATHING AND CHUCKLING
OVER PHONE]
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You listen here, asshole.
[SNIFFLES]
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I have been planning this day
my whole life...
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and you fucking killed him!
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You messed with the wrong bride.
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[PANTING]
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You hear me?
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You messed with the wrong fu--
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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- [SCREAMS]
- GUARD: Whoa.
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Ma'am, you can't be here.
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- What are you doing?
- He's trying to kill me!
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[SCREAMING]
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GUARD: Hey, buddy, you wanna
tell me what's going on?
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Wait. Stop!
Drop the knife, asshole!
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[SCREAMING]
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ADELINE: Somebody! Please!
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[WHIMPERING]
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[SOBS LOUDLY]
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[BLADE RINGS SOFTLY]
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[HEAVY BREATHING THROUGH MASK]
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[MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING]
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[GASPING QUIETLY]
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- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- [WHISPERING] Oh, shoot.
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[BREATH TREMBLING]
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[PANTING SOFTLY]
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[CHOKING]
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- [YELPING]
- [KILLER GRUNTING]
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[PANTING]
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Take that, you motherfucker!
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Go away!
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[MUFFLED] You go away!
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You go away!
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- You go away!
- [BEEPING]
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[ALARM BUZZING]
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[MECHANICAL CLANK]
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no. Please!
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Hey! Hey!
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[MECHANICAL RUMBLING]
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[SCREAMS] No!
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[SCREAMS]
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[GASPING]
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[SCREAMING]
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No!
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[SCREAMING]
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No!
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[SCREAMING]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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["HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"
BY OUTKAST PLAYING]
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Happy Valentine's Day
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Every day the 14th
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I don't think y'all heard me
I just wanna say
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[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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Happy Valentine's Day
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Every day the 14th...
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REPORTER ON TV:
It's Valentine's Day
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and the nation
is once again on high alert.
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{\an8}For the past two years,
a masked maniac
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{\an8}known as
the Heart Eyes Killer...
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{\an8}...or HEK, as authorities
call him for short,
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{\an8}has emerged on a day
meant for romance
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{\an8}to target, hunt
and brutally kill couples.
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{\an8}HEK seems to target cities
at random.
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{\an8}From a blood-soaked rampage in
the Boston area two years ago...
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{\an8}...as well as a second
killing spree,
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{\an8}which left several dead
in Philadelphia just last year.
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{\an8}Even though he's after
couples in love,
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{\an8}let me be perfectly
clear about this...
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He will kill anyone
who gets in his way.
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{\an8}...leaving Americans
once again plagued with anxiety
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{\an8}on Cupid's holiday
asking the question...
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{\an8}Where will the Heart Eyes Killer
strike next?
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{\an8}Happy Valentine's Day...
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{\an8}FEMALE REPORTER: Do you expect
the Heart Eyes Killer
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{\an8}to kill your
Valentine's Day plans?
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{\an8}Who the hell
makes Valentine's Day plans?
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{\an8}Yeah, this holiday sucks ass, dude.
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{\an8}- Literally.
- [BLEEP] Valentine...
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{\an8}I ain't even low-key scared.
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{\an8}The HEK ain't got nothin' on me.
You know...
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{\an8}Oh, shut up, Dylan.
You're afraid of the dark.
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{\an8}[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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{\an8}No, I don't.
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Happy Valentine's...
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MAN 1: The Heart Eyes Killer--
WOMAN 1: So glad I'm single.
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MAN 2: I'm gonna
celebrate inside.
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WOMAN 2: That dude hunts you.
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MAN 3: ...rubbing your shitty
PDA all up in our faces.
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MAN 4: He only kills
straight people, I think.
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REPORTER: Whether you're with
a partner or looking for love,
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stay vigilant
this Valentine's Day.
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["I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN
MIRACLES" BY ADA RAY PLAYING]
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'Cause the one
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Who says
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{\an8}He loves you
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{\an8}Has found
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Someone new...
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Shit!
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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- [CHUCKLES] Nice one, dipshits.
- BARISTA: Got a cappuccino here.
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Hope Cupid
shoots you in the dick.
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Caramel soy latte for Monica!
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- MONICA: Oh, that's me.
- Okay, yeah. There.
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Why do you look so stressed?
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Is it 'cause you're single again
on Valentine's Day?
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No, I'm... [SIGHS]
No, I'm stressed
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because Crystal just called
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an all-hands meeting
and the subject of her email
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literally says
"Ally's Campaign."
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- Mm, I saw that.
- So I'm fucked.
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Okay, worst-case scenario,
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you get fired and you never work
another day in your life. Hmm?
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Worst-case scenario, Crystal
wears my skin as a pantsuit.
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Best-case scenario,
you got nice skin though.
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Boop. You know what? Whatever.
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If you go down,
I'll go down with you, okay?
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We'll Thelma and Louise
this shit.
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BARISTA: Large iced
blended Americano
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with oat milk,
two honey, one sugar.
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- Mm.
- JAY: Oh.
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Sorry, are you sure
that's yours?
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Yes, that is definitely mine.
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No one else would order...
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ALL: ...a large iced
blended Americano
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with oat milk,
two honey, one sugar.
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Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow.
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Guess we're coffee mates.
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- [LAUGHS] Nice dad joke.
- Thanks.
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I thought I was the only one
in the world with
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- the obnoxious coffee order.
- [LAUGHS]
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It's a pretty
common order actually.
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Can you guys move? We're busy.
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Yes.
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[WHISPERS] He's hot!
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Hey, can I interest you
in one of these guys?
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Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks.
I carry my own.
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- Oh. Metal straw.
- I hate paper straws.
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They just turn into mush
in, like, three seconds.
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Yeah, no. I totally get
what you're saying.
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Let's put all the coffee
in a plastic cup,
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but, hey, as long as the straw
is paper, planet saved.
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- Planet saved.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- Oh, sugar though. Want one?
- Yeah.
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A little slow poison
for the pancreas.
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- Oh. Oh!
- Oh. Ooh!
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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- I'm sorry. No, I'm--
- I'm sorry. No, I'm--
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- [LAUGHS]
- Sorry.
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- I got it. It's okay.
- No, it's totally--
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- Oh! Fucking Jesus Murphy!
- Shit! Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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- Yeah. Am I?
- Oh, my God. You're bleeding!
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- Uh, here. Shit.
- Oh-- Uh, thank you for that.
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Bye. Um, I'm gonna go.
I'll see you at work, Mon.
248
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,680
Sorry.
She's getting fired today.
249
00:12:42,556 --> 00:12:45,558
REPORTER ON TV: Exactly one year
after a Valentine's Day massacre
250
00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:48,144
left three couples dead
in Boston
251
00:12:48,145 --> 00:12:50,438
and four couples dead
in Philadelphia,
252
00:12:50,439 --> 00:12:53,399
the Heart Eyes Killer
has come to Seattle.
253
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,236
Four victims have
now been claimed at a winery,
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ending one dream engagement
255
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in a nightmare.
256
00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:03,660
{\an8}Chief Hartley, is this the work
of the Heart Eyes Killer?
257
00:13:03,661 --> 00:13:05,370
{\an8}That's not confirmed
at this point,
258
00:13:05,371 --> 00:13:07,413
{\an8}but given the pattern
of targeting couples
259
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{\an8}on Valentine's Day,
we suspect it's the work of HEK.
260
00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,126
{\an8}What do you have to say
to all those couples out there
261
00:13:12,127 --> 00:13:14,421
{\an8}planning to celebrate
Valentine's Day?
262
00:13:15,214 --> 00:13:16,966
{\an8}- Stay home.
- [TV BEEPS]
263
00:13:17,258 --> 00:13:18,884
{\an8}[CRYSTAL SIGHS] Well.
264
00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:21,427
[SMACKS LIPS]
265
00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:22,930
This is quite a pickle.
266
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:28,393
[SUCKS TEETH]
267
00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:32,438
Why didn't a single one of you
268
00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:35,608
tell me that there is a maniac
269
00:13:35,609 --> 00:13:38,111
running around
slaughtering people
270
00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:41,447
on Valentine's Day
these last couple years?
271
00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:42,866
Tommy?
272
00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:46,870
Not a single one of you.
273
00:13:46,871 --> 00:13:50,123
This campaign
is certainly ill-timed.
274
00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:51,834
Wouldn't you say so, missy?
275
00:13:52,877 --> 00:13:55,253
Uh... Um...
276
00:13:55,254 --> 00:13:58,715
- [CLEARS THROAT] I mean--
- You know, Crystal, um,
277
00:13:58,716 --> 00:14:00,550
how you always tell us
278
00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:02,886
that relevance is really
important in our pitches?
279
00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:08,266
Well, I personally believe that
Ally's campaign is very "now."
280
00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,185
Monica, thank you so much.
281
00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:12,438
If you could do me a huge favor.
Shut the fuck up.
282
00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:15,566
Tommy?
283
00:14:16,692 --> 00:14:19,528
{\an8}["THAT'S WHY I CRY" BY
MARGARET LEWIS PLAYING OVER TV]
284
00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:25,366
My baby's gone
285
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,367
[GASPS]
286
00:14:26,368 --> 00:14:27,827
[SOBBING]
287
00:14:27,828 --> 00:14:29,662
He's gone away
288
00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,873
He won't be back
289
00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:33,541
[THUNDER CRASHES]
290
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:37,670
That's why I cry, cry, cry
291
00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:39,797
Cry, cry, cry
292
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:43,426
All the time
293
00:14:43,427 --> 00:14:45,803
- All the time
- [GUNSHOTS]
294
00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:48,515
{\an8}He said, "Bye-bye..."
295
00:14:48,516 --> 00:14:49,974
{\an8}[SONG STOPS]
296
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:51,310
[WOMAN COUGHS]
297
00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:56,272
"Wow. Profiting off the death
of couples to sell rings."
298
00:14:56,273 --> 00:14:57,690
"Speechless."
299
00:14:57,691 --> 00:15:00,068
- "This is disgusting."
- I'll say.
300
00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:01,903
TOMMY: "What did I just watch?"
301
00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,238
"Straight-up tacky."
302
00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:07,534
"Someone find out who made this
and dox their ignorant ass."
303
00:15:07,535 --> 00:15:09,744
- I mean, it just-- it goes on.
- CRYSTAL: I'm sure it does.
304
00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:12,081
Ally, I'm worried
about your safety.
305
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,376
Gee, thanks, Tommy.
306
00:15:16,377 --> 00:15:19,212
How many people has this
heart-shaped asshole killed?
307
00:15:19,213 --> 00:15:21,548
I think, like, a lot.
308
00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:22,758
CRYSTAL: A lot? [SCOFFS]
309
00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:26,761
- [GLASS SHATTERS]
- You built a nationwide campaign
310
00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:29,180
around romance ending in death?
311
00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:30,723
Well, you approved it.
312
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,892
Because I trusted you.
313
00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:34,853
I'm gonna need a new campaign.
314
00:15:34,854 --> 00:15:38,232
- Okay. Um, no problem. I'll--
- Jay, get in here.
315
00:15:39,358 --> 00:15:41,067
Jay? Who's Jay?
316
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,736
JAY: Thank you very much.
317
00:15:44,113 --> 00:15:45,321
BOTH: No way.
318
00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:48,241
That's the guy whose nose you
smashed in at the coffee shop.
319
00:15:48,242 --> 00:15:49,325
Mon, sit down.
320
00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:50,535
CRYSTAL: Jay Simmonds, everybody.
321
00:15:50,536 --> 00:15:51,786
This is Jay Simmonds.
322
00:15:51,787 --> 00:15:53,329
Who's Jay Simmonds?
Well, I'll tell you.
323
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:57,125
Jay Simmonds is the former
CCD of BMY New York.
324
00:15:57,126 --> 00:16:01,212
He is the youngest freelancer
to win a Clio Award
325
00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:03,381
for his viral
romantic campaigns.
326
00:16:03,382 --> 00:16:08,094
Everything from fancy cars
to luxury chocolates. [LAUGHS]
327
00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:10,305
And, he has then earned himself
328
00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:14,058
a nice little moniker
of "Consumer Cupid."
329
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:15,768
- That is Jay Simmonds...
- [GASPS] That's him?
330
00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:16,853
...and I'll tell you what.
331
00:16:16,854 --> 00:16:19,439
When I realized how far up
shit's creek
332
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,232
Ally here had paddled us,
333
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:23,443
I knew I needed
some reinforcements.
334
00:16:23,444 --> 00:16:25,613
And thank Baby Jesus.
335
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,531
Now, he's got to leave
and push off tomorrow
336
00:16:28,532 --> 00:16:31,534
and skedaddle,
so he's on the clock.
337
00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:33,203
Jay. Everybody, Jay!
338
00:16:33,204 --> 00:16:35,872
Thank you for the lovely
flattery, Crystal.
339
00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:37,666
I appreciate it. Um...
340
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,210
Listen, as I understand it,
341
00:16:40,211 --> 00:16:42,545
we've experienced
some turbulence as of late,
342
00:16:42,546 --> 00:16:46,216
but it's about how you land
the plane that matters, so...
343
00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:47,843
we will get through this...
344
00:16:49,136 --> 00:16:50,137
together.
345
00:16:52,556 --> 00:16:53,848
[SIREN WAILING]
346
00:16:53,849 --> 00:16:55,016
[ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE]
347
00:16:55,017 --> 00:16:57,727
OFFICER: What the hell was that?
FEMALE OFFICER: I got a match.
348
00:16:57,728 --> 00:16:59,855
OFFICER: Oh, for fuck sakes.
349
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:06,445
We're gonna get married.
I can feel it. [SIGHS]
350
00:17:08,614 --> 00:17:10,908
[SIGHS] That's your boyfriend?
351
00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:12,992
Yeah, he will be.
352
00:17:12,993 --> 00:17:15,744
He's an actual firefighter
who loves puppies.
353
00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:17,330
[GASPS]
354
00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:21,542
[SMACKS LIPS] You see?
That's why you're still single.
355
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,044
- [SIGHS]
- You know what you need, Shaw?
356
00:17:25,673 --> 00:17:27,007
You need a real man.
357
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,678
One that's willing to make
the first move.
358
00:17:32,263 --> 00:17:34,013
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
359
00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:37,101
HARTLEY: Come on, detectives.
You're gonna love this.
360
00:17:38,435 --> 00:17:39,436
Check it out.
361
00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:42,565
OFFICER: What is that,
a wedding band?
362
00:17:43,023 --> 00:17:44,691
Could it be one of the victim's?
363
00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:47,319
Unlikely. [SIGHS]
364
00:17:49,446 --> 00:17:52,741
The initials engraved
on the inside... JS.
365
00:17:53,409 --> 00:17:55,536
Doesn't match
either of the deceased.
366
00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:59,039
Huh.
367
00:18:04,378 --> 00:18:06,630
[FLIES BUZZING]
368
00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:09,465
What kind
of an animal would do this?
369
00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:14,304
Probably some incel virgin troll
living in his mommy's basement.
370
00:18:14,305 --> 00:18:15,598
Assuming it's a man.
371
00:18:16,891 --> 00:18:19,267
What about the girl
who never got asked to prom?
372
00:18:19,268 --> 00:18:23,313
The love-scorned woman who got
cheated on one too many times
373
00:18:23,314 --> 00:18:25,356
- and just snapped.
- [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE]
374
00:18:25,357 --> 00:18:26,609
OFFICER: Oh, fuck.
375
00:18:27,818 --> 00:18:29,986
Oh. Yes. He replied. [LAUGHS]
376
00:18:29,987 --> 00:18:31,237
OFFICER: The gay fireman?
377
00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,156
No, no. This guy works in tech.
378
00:18:33,157 --> 00:18:36,409
- Shaw's got a fetish for betas.
- I don't have a fetish.
379
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,328
BOTH: Everybody's got a fetish.
380
00:18:38,329 --> 00:18:41,332
Gentlemen, this is more
than just a simple murder.
381
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,584
It's a...
382
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:48,088
...kink.
383
00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:51,466
That's the understatement
of the fucking year.
384
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,510
How do you know for sure
it's HEK?
385
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,054
FORENSIC WORKER:
Here you go, Detective.
386
00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:58,932
'Cause this is the last thing
387
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,935
the wedding photographer
ever saw.
388
00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:06,481
Heart Eyes
has come to our city, boys.
389
00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:07,899
And they've got
another ten hours
390
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,985
of Valentine's Day left to kill.
391
00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,322
[CAMERA CLICKING]
392
00:19:14,323 --> 00:19:15,448
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
393
00:19:15,449 --> 00:19:17,743
Excuse me.
What in hell are you doing?
394
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:21,788
What do you mean? You just fired
me in front of the whole team.
395
00:19:21,789 --> 00:19:24,541
Fired you? I got six more months
on your contract.
396
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:28,002
I intend to squeeze every single
last drop out of you. [CHUCKLES]
397
00:19:28,003 --> 00:19:30,171
Okay. Great. So what
am I supposed to do?
398
00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:32,799
Get him coffee
while he lands the plane?
399
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,677
No. You're gonna
turn in a sizzling,
400
00:19:35,678 --> 00:19:38,930
sexy, seductive, blockbuster
401
00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:40,473
Crystal Cane campaign.
402
00:19:40,474 --> 00:19:43,561
And if you don't, I'll kill you.
403
00:19:47,064 --> 00:19:49,023
I'm kidding. I won't.
I'll blacklist you, though.
404
00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:50,483
I won't kill you.
405
00:19:50,484 --> 00:19:51,569
I mean, maybe.
406
00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:53,320
But no.
407
00:19:53,988 --> 00:19:54,989
But would I?
408
00:19:57,658 --> 00:19:59,993
ALLY: "Whoever made this,
I hope you get
409
00:19:59,994 --> 00:20:02,787
"murdered and canceled.
Not in that order."
410
00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:04,330
"Hashtag do better."
411
00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:06,374
"As someone who may die someday,
412
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,959
"I find this commercial
413
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,962
"to be tone-deaf
and borderline ableist."
414
00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:12,464
Wow, people are fucking dumb.
415
00:20:13,549 --> 00:20:16,467
{\an8}"The only thing deader
than the couples in this ad
416
00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:19,304
"is the brain cell of the person
who created it."
417
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:22,432
"The level of cringe
in this video is off the charts.
418
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:23,516
"Hashtag just stop."
419
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:25,019
- [DOOR OPENS]
- JAY: Hey, Ally?
420
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,981
- Yeah?
- JAY: Howdy.
421
00:20:30,441 --> 00:20:31,816
Jay? Wha--
422
00:20:31,817 --> 00:20:34,819
This is the women's bathroom,
dude. You can't be in here.
423
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:37,740
Technically, it is a unisex
bathroom, but...
424
00:20:38,574 --> 00:20:39,575
can we talk?
425
00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:44,413
- Hi.
- Hi.
426
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:45,915
I'm... [SIGHS]
427
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,209
I am really sorry about earlier.
428
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,461
Oh, no, it's totally fine.
429
00:20:51,462 --> 00:20:53,463
Sorry to stalk and run,
430
00:20:53,464 --> 00:20:55,340
but I'm trying
to make this yoga class
431
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,258
that starts in, like, an hour.
432
00:20:57,259 --> 00:20:59,010
You serious? Yoga?
433
00:20:59,011 --> 00:21:00,262
Mm-hmm.
434
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:03,056
Aren't we supposed
to be saving the company?
435
00:21:03,057 --> 00:21:06,518
Yes, and we will.
Just after yoga.
436
00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:09,104
I booked us a table at L'oie.
437
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,357
We get inspired,
talk about the campaign.
438
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,193
You realize that
it's Valentine's Day, right?
439
00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:17,237
Oh, that's right.
440
00:21:17,238 --> 00:21:19,281
You probably got plans,
don't you?
441
00:21:20,908 --> 00:21:22,283
- No.
- Well, great!
442
00:21:22,284 --> 00:21:24,035
It'll be a great place
for some field research.
443
00:21:24,036 --> 00:21:25,495
- Romance, flowers, candles--
- [SMACKS LIPS]
444
00:21:25,496 --> 00:21:27,539
Uh, do you think that maybe
we could just do this tomorrow?
445
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,082
Uh, see, I would love
to do tomorrow,
446
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,583
I just have to take
the first flight
447
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:32,794
out in the morning
for my best friend's wedding.
448
00:21:32,795 --> 00:21:33,878
So, how about this?
449
00:21:33,879 --> 00:21:35,630
We'll call it 08:00 sharp
and I'll see you there.
450
00:21:35,631 --> 00:21:36,798
- Yeah? I'm excited.
- Uh--
451
00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:39,425
- No, no, I-- [SIGHS]
- It's gonna be great!
452
00:21:39,426 --> 00:21:40,635
It looks like the rain...
453
00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:41,803
MONICA: Oh, thank you so much.
454
00:21:41,804 --> 00:21:45,890
Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this.
You're, like, $100,000 in debt.
455
00:21:45,891 --> 00:21:47,059
[CHUCKLES] Not anymore.
456
00:21:47,768 --> 00:21:50,103
Arthur paid it off.
And I get to keep the card.
457
00:21:50,104 --> 00:21:51,730
- Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.
458
00:21:52,648 --> 00:21:55,859
Damn. Someone likes a little
sugar with their daddy.
459
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:59,028
Aha. Excuse me, Ally.
I do not have a sugar daddy.
460
00:21:59,029 --> 00:22:00,906
That term is very problematic.
461
00:22:02,324 --> 00:22:03,325
I have a sponsor.
462
00:22:04,118 --> 00:22:07,745
And do you love your sponsor,
or is he just erasing your debt?
463
00:22:07,746 --> 00:22:11,291
Yes, I love him. And I love
that he's erasing my debt.
464
00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:14,419
So, when am I gonna meet this
secret Hugh Hefner?
465
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,713
Shall we all get dinner soon?
What do you say, like, 4:30?
466
00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:18,006
- Soup?
- Ha ha.
467
00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,632
Real clever, Miss Judgy Judy,
468
00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,259
while you're literally
stalking your ex online.
469
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:23,511
I'm not stalking him.
470
00:22:23,512 --> 00:22:26,431
The algorithm
is stalking me, okay?
471
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:29,100
- It's the algorithm?
- Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes?
472
00:22:29,101 --> 00:22:31,020
Is that why
I haven't met him yet?
473
00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:33,272
That's not fucking funny.
474
00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:39,027
[LAUGHS] Of course
Arthur's not Heart Eyes.
475
00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:41,029
That guy has so much arthritis,
he can't run.
476
00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:42,989
- Honestly, I bet it's Crystal.
- Mm.
477
00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:45,033
You know when she does
that, like, thing...
478
00:22:45,034 --> 00:22:46,326
- Mm-hmm.
- ...when her Botox doesn't
479
00:22:46,327 --> 00:22:47,952
sit right and it gets stuck?
480
00:22:47,953 --> 00:22:49,788
[NEWS THEME PLAYS ON TV]
481
00:22:50,831 --> 00:22:53,374
{\an8}REPORTER: Breaking news.
Our Channel 7 affiliate
482
00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:56,794
{\an8}is reporting that two more
couples have been found murdered
483
00:22:56,795 --> 00:22:58,296
{\an8}at a downtown spa.
484
00:22:58,297 --> 00:23:00,048
We go live
to the scene in Seattle.
485
00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:01,508
- [PHONE DINGS]
- Can't watch this.
486
00:23:01,509 --> 00:23:02,593
REPORTER: Thanks, Mike...
487
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,511
MONICA: Ally.
488
00:23:04,512 --> 00:23:07,514
- Ally, hello? Hey, ho.
- Monica!
489
00:23:07,515 --> 00:23:09,140
Oh, my God.
Why are you torturing yourself?
490
00:23:09,141 --> 00:23:10,475
You're the one who ended things.
491
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:13,311
I know.
He just moved on so fast.
492
00:23:13,312 --> 00:23:14,562
I mean, what even is her job?
493
00:23:14,563 --> 00:23:16,397
Look at her feed.
It's all vacation pics.
494
00:23:16,398 --> 00:23:18,608
And she doesn't even have
rich parents. I checked.
495
00:23:18,609 --> 00:23:20,568
You need to stop hate-fucking
yourself and get out there
496
00:23:20,569 --> 00:23:22,946
and find someone to actually
fuck-fuck yourself, you know?
497
00:23:22,947 --> 00:23:24,280
- No.
- Oh, what about that guy?
498
00:23:24,281 --> 00:23:26,574
He's so cute. The-the...
The bathroom boy, you know?
499
00:23:26,575 --> 00:23:27,659
Your little stalker?
500
00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:29,619
You mean the guy
trying to take my job?
501
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:30,913
Oh, my fuck.
502
00:23:31,914 --> 00:23:34,333
He is so hot,
I could literally throw up.
503
00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:37,336
My basement just flooded.
[GASPS SOFTLY]
504
00:23:38,879 --> 00:23:40,172
He's okay.
505
00:23:40,548 --> 00:23:42,882
Wait, what are you
wearing on this date?
506
00:23:42,883 --> 00:23:44,467
It's not a date.
507
00:23:44,468 --> 00:23:47,011
We're working. And what's wrong
with my clothes?
508
00:23:47,012 --> 00:23:48,179
You look like a before picture.
509
00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:50,223
[CHUCKLES] Monica!
That is so mean!
510
00:23:50,224 --> 00:23:52,809
Okay, this place, what's
the vibe? Is it, what, fancy?
511
00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:55,479
- Yeah, it's fancy. Why?
- Come on.
512
00:23:56,272 --> 00:23:57,772
Where are we going?
513
00:23:57,773 --> 00:23:59,984
We're gonna go fuck up
a credit card.
514
00:24:00,776 --> 00:24:03,486
Pretty girls don't do drama
'less we wanna
515
00:24:03,487 --> 00:24:04,737
It'll be depending
on the day
516
00:24:04,738 --> 00:24:06,656
Pretty girls packed
in a Defender
517
00:24:06,657 --> 00:24:09,242
Know I'm-a defend her
never let her catch no stray
518
00:24:09,243 --> 00:24:10,535
This that pretty-girl mantra
519
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,370
She's that stunna
make you wanna swing both...
520
00:24:12,371 --> 00:24:13,538
- It's gorgeous.
- So much skin.
521
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,039
- Hike it up a little bit.
- It's so much skin.
522
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,916
- It can go shorter.
- Monica, no! It's not a date.
523
00:24:16,917 --> 00:24:19,544
- Love what it feel like
- Feel like
524
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,087
To be off of the grid
like, all night
525
00:24:21,088 --> 00:24:23,089
- Oh, with my bih like
- Bitch, like
526
00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:25,134
We ain't even trying to talk
to no one
527
00:24:25,259 --> 00:24:27,302
Swerve off all the creeps
no weird vibes
528
00:24:27,303 --> 00:24:29,512
We ain't never let it ruin
a good time
529
00:24:29,513 --> 00:24:31,347
Ain't nobody gon' dim
our good light
530
00:24:31,348 --> 00:24:33,392
This them words
we're living by
531
00:24:34,643 --> 00:24:35,768
No.
532
00:24:35,769 --> 00:24:37,061
This that pretty-girl mantra
533
00:24:37,062 --> 00:24:38,479
This that flaunt you
534
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,856
- Just touched down in L.A.
- Ah
535
00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:42,400
Pretty girls don't do drama
no new drama
536
00:24:42,401 --> 00:24:43,902
- We already got a full day
- Ah, ah
537
00:24:43,903 --> 00:24:45,403
Pretty girls
that you gon' remember...
538
00:24:45,404 --> 00:24:48,740
Hi. Uh, reservation
for Simmonds.
539
00:24:48,741 --> 00:24:50,492
MAÎTRE D': Of course. AJ?
540
00:24:52,286 --> 00:24:54,078
- BOUNCER: Arms out, please.
- Pretty...
541
00:24:54,079 --> 00:24:56,623
- [SONG STOPS]
- [METAL DETECTOR SQUEALING]
542
00:24:56,624 --> 00:24:59,042
- What gives?
- Heart Eyes.
543
00:24:59,043 --> 00:25:00,376
Can't be too careful.
544
00:25:00,377 --> 00:25:02,796
[HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING]
545
00:25:04,715 --> 00:25:06,008
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
546
00:25:09,845 --> 00:25:11,639
I'm environmentally conscious.
547
00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:16,352
- [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
- [QUIET CHATTER]
548
00:25:21,148 --> 00:25:22,565
[SIGHS]
549
00:25:22,566 --> 00:25:23,775
[SCOFFS]
550
00:25:23,776 --> 00:25:25,693
Sharp, my ass.
551
00:25:25,694 --> 00:25:27,695
MAN: You look so beautiful
tonight, darling.
552
00:25:27,696 --> 00:25:30,031
Happy Valentine's. I mean that.
553
00:25:30,032 --> 00:25:31,242
Aw. [CHUCKLES]
554
00:25:32,243 --> 00:25:34,619
Good evening, miss.
Will anyone be joining you?
555
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,747
Uh, yes. Um, a friend.
556
00:25:37,373 --> 00:25:38,581
A colleague.
557
00:25:38,582 --> 00:25:41,209
It's a... It's a work dinner.
558
00:25:41,210 --> 00:25:44,128
Well, I'll be back with the
specials once your date arrives.
559
00:25:44,129 --> 00:25:45,840
Oh, no, no, no.
He's not my date.
560
00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:49,927
["MAY I" BY BROOK BENTON
PLAYING]
561
00:25:59,478 --> 00:26:04,775
May I tell you
that you're lovely...
562
00:26:06,151 --> 00:26:09,904
JAY: I am so sorry that
I am late. I tried to get a car.
563
00:26:09,905 --> 00:26:12,115
And for what it's worth,
I had no idea this place
564
00:26:12,116 --> 00:26:13,909
was gonna be this nice,
but, um...
565
00:26:14,869 --> 00:26:17,204
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
566
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,248
WAITER: Welcome to L'oie.
567
00:26:20,249 --> 00:26:21,791
May I offer you a beverage?
568
00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:24,043
- Um, I'm good. Thank you.
- JAY: Yeah, please. How about
569
00:26:24,044 --> 00:26:26,337
a bottle of champagne,
maybe two glasses?
570
00:26:26,338 --> 00:26:27,589
Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry.
571
00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:30,758
- No offense, but we're working.
- None taken.
572
00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:31,969
WAITER: I'll be right back.
573
00:26:33,345 --> 00:26:34,972
So, where you from?
574
00:26:36,599 --> 00:26:38,016
Uh, Phoenix.
575
00:26:38,017 --> 00:26:39,350
Do you have siblings?
576
00:26:39,351 --> 00:26:41,060
[SMACKS LIPS] No.
577
00:26:41,061 --> 00:26:43,105
Are your parents still together?
578
00:26:44,273 --> 00:26:46,774
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, that's nice.
579
00:26:46,775 --> 00:26:49,110
Yeah, I'd love to grow old
with somebody.
580
00:26:49,111 --> 00:26:50,445
Change their Depends?
581
00:26:50,446 --> 00:26:51,529
You know,
582
00:26:51,530 --> 00:26:54,782
I don't immediately go to poop
when I think about love,
583
00:26:54,783 --> 00:26:57,785
but yeah. I would change
an adult diaper
584
00:26:57,786 --> 00:26:59,704
if it was in the name of love.
585
00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:04,584
The perfect romance...
586
00:27:04,585 --> 00:27:06,837
- [CORK POPS]
- [GASPS, SIGHS]
587
00:27:07,129 --> 00:27:08,130
WAITER: Here we are.
588
00:27:08,631 --> 00:27:10,048
- JAY: Thank you.
- Thank you.
589
00:27:10,049 --> 00:27:11,383
- WAITER: Miss?
- Yeah.
590
00:27:12,468 --> 00:27:14,303
Didn't want any, but thank you.
591
00:27:16,263 --> 00:27:17,473
And for you, sir?
592
00:27:19,892 --> 00:27:22,060
JAY: Thank you very much.
WAITER: Enjoy.
593
00:27:22,061 --> 00:27:23,145
What do you say?
594
00:27:24,563 --> 00:27:25,940
- To love?
- Mm.
595
00:27:29,944 --> 00:27:30,945
Okay.
596
00:27:32,363 --> 00:27:34,864
- Listen, this is all very cute.
- Mm-hmm.
597
00:27:34,865 --> 00:27:36,616
- And you're smooth.
- Oh, thanks.
598
00:27:36,617 --> 00:27:37,951
But I'm just trying
599
00:27:37,952 --> 00:27:40,662
to salvage whatever's left of
my career here, so can we skip
600
00:27:40,663 --> 00:27:43,414
whatever this is and get
to cracking this campaign?
601
00:27:43,415 --> 00:27:44,707
- By all means.
- Okay.
602
00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:46,251
I have a couple ideas in here.
603
00:27:46,252 --> 00:27:48,586
Some probably suck,
but I'm sure there's a--
604
00:27:48,587 --> 00:27:50,881
You've had
your heart broken recently.
605
00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:55,385
- I'm sorry, what?
- No, I just like to think
606
00:27:55,386 --> 00:27:58,264
I'm intuitive
with these things and...
607
00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:01,099
Ew. Yeah, no.
608
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:02,892
I did not get my heart broken...
609
00:28:02,893 --> 00:28:04,018
- Mm-hmm.
- ...recently.
610
00:28:04,019 --> 00:28:05,645
And it's really
none of your business.
611
00:28:05,646 --> 00:28:07,230
Oh, you're totally right,
it's not.
612
00:28:07,231 --> 00:28:09,566
Definitely not. Okay. Um, is...
613
00:28:09,567 --> 00:28:11,360
It's just your campaign.
614
00:28:12,486 --> 00:28:16,156
Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardly
screams romance to me.
615
00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:20,243
The most romantic stories
of all time are doomed.
616
00:28:20,244 --> 00:28:22,704
You got husbands, wives,
617
00:28:22,705 --> 00:28:24,455
partners, twin flames, soulmates.
618
00:28:24,456 --> 00:28:27,333
Whatever you wanna call it,
it's all gonna end.
619
00:28:27,334 --> 00:28:28,877
It's just a matter
of time before
620
00:28:28,878 --> 00:28:30,461
someone cheats, bails, or dies.
621
00:28:30,462 --> 00:28:33,006
What about butterflies
in your stomach?
622
00:28:33,007 --> 00:28:35,550
A lightning bolt to the heart?
623
00:28:35,551 --> 00:28:37,135
- Cozy Sundays in bed?
- [CHUCKLES]
624
00:28:37,136 --> 00:28:39,804
What's next, birth charts
and long walks on the beach?
625
00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:42,056
I like those things,
but I get it, not for everyone.
626
00:28:42,057 --> 00:28:44,142
You wanna know how I feel
about romance?
627
00:28:44,143 --> 00:28:45,227
Yeah.
628
00:28:47,062 --> 00:28:48,397
It's a farce.
629
00:28:50,191 --> 00:28:51,275
A lie.
630
00:28:52,735 --> 00:28:56,112
Not to everyone, I know that.
Some people get... [SMACKS LIPS]
631
00:28:56,113 --> 00:29:00,491
...really lucky and stumble
into something real and forever.
632
00:29:00,492 --> 00:29:02,118
But the other 99% of us
633
00:29:02,119 --> 00:29:04,996
are just bouncing from one
failed experiment to the next,
634
00:29:04,997 --> 00:29:07,916
chasing the same regurgitated
fairy-tale bullshit
635
00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:10,752
that's been stuffed into our
brains since we were kids.
636
00:29:10,753 --> 00:29:12,128
Prince Charming? [SCOFFS]
637
00:29:12,129 --> 00:29:14,005
Till you catch him
fucking your sister.
638
00:29:14,006 --> 00:29:15,673
I thought you were
an only child.
639
00:29:15,674 --> 00:29:17,342
- It's a metaphor. Jesus.
- Right.
640
00:29:17,343 --> 00:29:19,094
My point is, it's not real.
641
00:29:20,346 --> 00:29:23,431
And somehow, I landed a job
that forces me to propagate
642
00:29:23,432 --> 00:29:25,600
a fantasy in order to sell
blood diamonds
643
00:29:25,601 --> 00:29:27,519
harvested from third-world
slave labor,
644
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,229
so please forgive me
if I'm not swept away
645
00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:32,023
by your magical notions
of romance, Jay.
646
00:29:32,024 --> 00:29:33,108
Wow.
647
00:29:34,401 --> 00:29:35,736
That's really...
648
00:29:36,946 --> 00:29:37,947
What?
649
00:29:39,073 --> 00:29:40,074
...sad.
650
00:29:45,412 --> 00:29:46,539
Why are you single?
651
00:29:47,581 --> 00:29:50,251
- Excuse me?
- No, really, Mr. Romantic...
652
00:29:51,502 --> 00:29:52,627
doe-eyed, first love,
653
00:29:52,628 --> 00:29:55,380
Esther Perel mama's boy
know-it-all. Why are you single?
654
00:29:55,381 --> 00:29:57,465
- Well...
- Are you really looking for love
655
00:29:57,466 --> 00:29:59,717
or are you just another
fake-ass, ho-hunting,
656
00:29:59,718 --> 00:30:01,678
- ankle-cuff prick in a suit?
- Oh, my God.
657
00:30:01,679 --> 00:30:02,762
You know, you don't know me.
658
00:30:02,763 --> 00:30:04,430
And you don't get
to cast judgment
659
00:30:04,431 --> 00:30:06,892
just because I don't think
like you, okay?
660
00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:13,941
Yeah, um...
661
00:30:15,568 --> 00:30:18,445
I think you were right.
Tonight's a bad night.
662
00:30:19,989 --> 00:30:21,906
Should've just
let you clear your head.
663
00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:24,285
Um, don't worry about
the champagne. It's on Crystal.
664
00:30:26,704 --> 00:30:28,747
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
665
00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:34,544
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
666
00:30:34,545 --> 00:30:39,216
Jay! Jay, hey--
I'm sorry, okay? You win.
667
00:30:39,717 --> 00:30:42,218
Listen, I told you it was fine
and I meant it. It's all good.
668
00:30:42,219 --> 00:30:44,387
No, I had
a really rough day and...
669
00:30:44,388 --> 00:30:45,597
and I took it out on you
670
00:30:45,598 --> 00:30:47,599
and that was shitty
and-and wrong and...
671
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,392
Jay, please,
I can't lose this job.
672
00:30:49,393 --> 00:30:51,270
Ally, I am not
gonna take your job.
673
00:30:52,188 --> 00:30:53,646
Although it does seem like
674
00:30:53,647 --> 00:30:55,566
you don't really want
this job, but...
675
00:30:56,775 --> 00:30:59,319
- This is me, so...
- [PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY]
676
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,113
I'm gonna go back to the hotel,
brainstorm some creative,
677
00:31:02,114 --> 00:31:03,616
see what we can
salvage from the-- Oh.
678
00:31:06,202 --> 00:31:08,204
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
679
00:31:09,413 --> 00:31:10,414
COLLIN: [IN BRITISH ACCENT]
Ally?
680
00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:16,085
ALLY: Collin! [CHUCKLES]
What are you doing here?
681
00:31:16,086 --> 00:31:18,922
Um, well, Sienna and I are on
a little dinner date, actually.
682
00:31:18,923 --> 00:31:21,258
- I've heard so much about you.
- Really?
683
00:31:22,092 --> 00:31:23,093
Why?
684
00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:25,845
And, uh, you are?
685
00:31:25,846 --> 00:31:27,347
Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's...
686
00:31:27,348 --> 00:31:29,474
- He's my friend-- Boyfriend.
- ...Boyfriend.
687
00:31:29,475 --> 00:31:30,934
Friend. Boyfriend.
688
00:31:30,935 --> 00:31:32,727
I didn't know
you had a boyfriend.
689
00:31:32,728 --> 00:31:34,605
- Yeah! [LAUGHS]
- Yeah. [LAUGHS]
690
00:31:35,314 --> 00:31:36,481
Yeah. I mean, why would you?
691
00:31:36,482 --> 00:31:39,901
It's not like I publicize it
on social media or anything.
692
00:31:39,902 --> 00:31:41,570
[FORCED LAUGHTER]
693
00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:44,489
Uh, well, it's nice
to meet you, Jay.
694
00:31:44,490 --> 00:31:47,575
Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh?
695
00:31:47,576 --> 00:31:49,953
Yeah. It was supposed
to be a double date,
696
00:31:49,954 --> 00:31:51,872
uh, but unfortunately...
697
00:31:52,915 --> 00:31:54,249
- Ooh.
- What does that mean?
698
00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:57,503
Well, you know the couple that
got murdered up at the winery?
699
00:31:58,546 --> 00:32:00,547
- What, you know them?
- We worked together.
700
00:32:00,548 --> 00:32:02,299
- Played racquetball.
- Racquetball.
701
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,300
It's tragic, really.
702
00:32:04,301 --> 00:32:06,803
- You still kept the reservation?
- And you still came to dinner?
703
00:32:06,804 --> 00:32:08,847
- Of course. In their honor.
- JAY: Oh.
704
00:32:08,848 --> 00:32:10,598
- ALLY: Wow.
- Well, a lot to
705
00:32:10,599 --> 00:32:12,225
eat in there and it's good.
706
00:32:12,226 --> 00:32:14,143
We should go.
See you, Ally, as well, and...
707
00:32:14,144 --> 00:32:15,228
You have such a sexy suit.
708
00:32:15,229 --> 00:32:16,771
- Oh, that's a sexy dress.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
709
00:32:16,772 --> 00:32:18,273
- [LAUGHS]
- You guys have a good dinner.
710
00:32:18,274 --> 00:32:19,482
Happy Valentine's Day!
711
00:32:19,483 --> 00:32:20,650
Happy V-Day!
712
00:32:20,651 --> 00:32:22,528
Don't get killed,
all right? [LAUGHS]
713
00:32:22,653 --> 00:32:25,488
- [FORCED LAUGH] What was--
- Why would he say that?
714
00:32:25,489 --> 00:32:27,448
That was weird.
Oh, you're coming with me.
715
00:32:27,449 --> 00:32:29,952
- ALLY: That was so embarrassing.
- [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING]
716
00:32:33,956 --> 00:32:37,542
Are you in love
with somebody
717
00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:41,754
And just a little afraid
to say who?
718
00:32:41,755 --> 00:32:44,924
Are you in love
with somebody
719
00:32:44,925 --> 00:32:46,010
Thank you.
720
00:32:46,385 --> 00:32:49,262
Who doesn't know you're
in love with 'em, too?
721
00:32:49,263 --> 00:32:52,223
Not a... not a problem.
[CHUCKLES]
722
00:32:52,224 --> 00:32:54,434
Being in love with somebody
723
00:32:54,435 --> 00:32:59,480
Is something
that everybody should be...
724
00:32:59,481 --> 00:33:02,442
So is it the accent?
Is that what it is?
725
00:33:02,443 --> 00:33:04,360
Women love that fucking accent.
726
00:33:04,361 --> 00:33:06,488
[SIGHS] God,
I can't stand it now.
727
00:33:07,865 --> 00:33:10,158
Brits are so unemotional.
728
00:33:10,159 --> 00:33:11,534
Mm.
729
00:33:11,535 --> 00:33:15,789
Well, that would explain
the dead friends' resy.
730
00:33:16,582 --> 00:33:19,626
DRIVER: Love
is a beautiful thing, no?
731
00:33:19,627 --> 00:33:21,836
- Oh, we-we just work together.
- No, we're not a couple.
732
00:33:21,837 --> 00:33:23,796
- But you just kissed, no?
- Oh. See, no,
733
00:33:23,797 --> 00:33:25,006
that was a performance
734
00:33:25,007 --> 00:33:28,051
to seem maybe more desirable
and perhaps less pathetic
735
00:33:28,052 --> 00:33:31,638
- in front of her ex.
- Oh. You love Spotify?
736
00:33:31,639 --> 00:33:34,766
I have Ultimate Sexies
playlist and--
737
00:33:34,767 --> 00:33:36,476
- I love Spotify.
- Yeah, we're-- No, we're okay.
738
00:33:36,477 --> 00:33:37,644
- Thank you.
- Okay.
739
00:33:37,645 --> 00:33:39,230
Can we add a stop?
740
00:33:40,689 --> 00:33:42,565
Again, I'm really sorry
about tonight.
741
00:33:42,566 --> 00:33:44,234
I swear I'm not a lunatic.
742
00:33:44,235 --> 00:33:47,279
That's exactly what I think
a lunatic would say.
743
00:33:48,405 --> 00:33:49,406
Okay.
744
00:33:50,366 --> 00:33:51,741
[CLICKS TONGUE]
745
00:33:51,742 --> 00:33:53,660
Have fun
at your best friend's wedding.
746
00:33:53,661 --> 00:33:54,745
Thank you.
747
00:33:55,788 --> 00:33:59,749
Afraid of being
left alone...
748
00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,543
[SIGHS]
749
00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:02,920
- DRIVER: Okey dokey.
- Yeah.
750
00:34:08,551 --> 00:34:09,552
What the...
751
00:34:11,094 --> 00:34:12,095
ALLY: No!
752
00:34:12,096 --> 00:34:15,305
Next stop,
2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir?
753
00:34:15,306 --> 00:34:16,391
[ALLY GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION]
754
00:34:17,393 --> 00:34:20,687
Hey, can you hold off a second?
I think she locked herself out.
755
00:34:20,688 --> 00:34:22,772
You know what you should do?
756
00:34:22,773 --> 00:34:25,149
You should go to her,
757
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,236
tell her you love her,
then never let her go.
758
00:34:28,237 --> 00:34:31,573
It's never too late
for true love...
759
00:34:31,574 --> 00:34:35,119
Right. Right. Yeah, you just
keep that meter running.
760
00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:39,748
Howdy. Everything okay?
761
00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:41,750
No. [CHUCKLES]
762
00:34:42,293 --> 00:34:44,836
No, I think I left my keys
in a dressing room somewhere.
763
00:34:44,837 --> 00:34:45,919
Oh.
764
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,756
[CHUCKLES] Oh, my God. This
night could not get any worse.
765
00:34:48,757 --> 00:34:50,009
You have a spare hidden?
766
00:34:50,676 --> 00:34:53,888
[SIGHS] Yeah,
under a mat upstairs.
767
00:34:55,139 --> 00:34:57,098
It's okay.
I'll just break the window.
768
00:34:57,099 --> 00:34:59,767
No. What are you talking about,
breaking windows? No.
769
00:34:59,768 --> 00:35:01,603
No, it's fine.
My landlord loves me.
770
00:35:01,604 --> 00:35:03,771
Well, if you're serious, maybe
just, you know, let me do it.
771
00:35:03,772 --> 00:35:05,690
- I can break a window.
- No, I know you can
772
00:35:05,691 --> 00:35:07,817
break a window, but if you
cut yourself--
773
00:35:07,818 --> 00:35:09,445
I'm not gonna cut myself.
774
00:35:10,613 --> 00:35:11,822
Knock yourself out.
775
00:35:12,489 --> 00:35:15,325
Just know I don't condone this.
I'm worried for your safety.
776
00:35:15,326 --> 00:35:17,827
And you're punching with your
thumb inside your hand,
777
00:35:17,828 --> 00:35:20,246
- which is not a good thing.
- Okay, yeah. You're gonna do it.
778
00:35:20,247 --> 00:35:22,583
Yeah. Why don't you hold that?
Came prepared.
779
00:35:24,793 --> 00:35:26,336
Ah, not so bad.
780
00:35:26,337 --> 00:35:27,421
That's bad.
781
00:35:28,339 --> 00:35:30,757
I'm so sorry.
This is all my fault.
782
00:35:30,758 --> 00:35:32,842
No, no, I'm sorry I'm bleeding
all over your floor.
783
00:35:32,843 --> 00:35:36,304
Here. Okay.
Let's run it under some water.
784
00:35:36,305 --> 00:35:38,139
- Mm.
- [WATER RUNNING]
785
00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:40,308
- Thanks.
- Okay, you're just gonna wash up
786
00:35:40,309 --> 00:35:41,477
in here for a sec.
787
00:35:42,311 --> 00:35:43,603
[WHISPERS] Oh, God.
788
00:35:43,604 --> 00:35:46,356
Um, sorry it's so messy.
789
00:35:46,357 --> 00:35:47,524
I had a house cleaner,
790
00:35:47,525 --> 00:35:50,610
but she won the lottery
last week and fired me.
791
00:35:50,611 --> 00:35:53,363
JAY: Really?
How much did she win?
792
00:35:53,364 --> 00:35:55,740
Uh, like, a million dollars.
[CHUCKLES]
793
00:35:55,741 --> 00:36:00,996
JAY: Damn. Well, I hope you find
a replacement soon.
794
00:36:01,622 --> 00:36:03,081
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
795
00:36:03,082 --> 00:36:04,916
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
- [SIGHS]
796
00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:07,418
Aw. Cute.
797
00:36:07,419 --> 00:36:08,628
[ALLY SIGHS]
798
00:36:08,629 --> 00:36:11,047
I was Pikachu for Halloween too.
799
00:36:11,048 --> 00:36:13,049
Oh, yeah. [LAUGHS]
That wasn't Halloween.
800
00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:14,676
Well, what was it?
801
00:36:14,677 --> 00:36:17,053
It was Tuesday.
Yeah, I was pretty obsessed.
802
00:36:17,054 --> 00:36:18,556
Wore that shit everywhere.
803
00:36:20,391 --> 00:36:22,392
- I'll take that.
- It was on your shelf.
804
00:36:22,393 --> 00:36:23,935
No, I really
wasn't expecting company.
805
00:36:23,936 --> 00:36:25,144
Ever?
806
00:36:25,145 --> 00:36:26,729
Why don't you just take a seat
807
00:36:26,730 --> 00:36:28,565
while I look for
the first aid kit?
808
00:36:28,566 --> 00:36:29,817
[RUMMAGING]
809
00:36:32,069 --> 00:36:33,486
Huh.
810
00:36:33,487 --> 00:36:34,572
[SIGHS]
811
00:36:34,947 --> 00:36:35,948
Found it!
812
00:36:40,536 --> 00:36:41,537
Jay?
813
00:36:46,417 --> 00:36:47,835
[GROANS]
814
00:36:48,669 --> 00:36:49,670
Excuse you.
815
00:36:50,004 --> 00:36:52,673
I'm sorry. I didn't wanna sit
on your nice clothes.
816
00:36:54,175 --> 00:36:55,801
- [ALLY SIGHS]
- Oh.
817
00:36:57,761 --> 00:36:58,762
Would you relax?
818
00:36:59,471 --> 00:37:01,432
It's just
a very expensive jacket.
819
00:37:02,975 --> 00:37:04,809
Let's see your hand.
820
00:37:04,810 --> 00:37:06,436
- [SIGHS]
- [GRUNTS SOFTLY]
821
00:37:06,437 --> 00:37:08,689
- Ooh.
- Careful now.
822
00:37:09,565 --> 00:37:10,566
Does it hurt?
823
00:37:11,817 --> 00:37:13,151
No, actually.
824
00:37:13,152 --> 00:37:14,736
- You're really good at this.
- [CHUCKLES]
825
00:37:14,737 --> 00:37:16,404
Did you go to med school
or something?
826
00:37:16,405 --> 00:37:19,575
I dropped out actually.
827
00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:22,202
[CHUCKLES]
I really can't do blood.
828
00:37:22,203 --> 00:37:23,786
- No way.
- Way.
829
00:37:23,787 --> 00:37:25,121
Hmm.
830
00:37:25,122 --> 00:37:27,957
Well, I think you're doing
a pretty good job right now,
831
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,460
if I do say so myself.
832
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,544
- ALLY: Uh...
- Oh.
833
00:37:31,545 --> 00:37:33,546
This is why we dropped out
of med school
834
00:37:33,547 --> 00:37:35,381
and pivoted to advertising.
835
00:37:35,382 --> 00:37:37,133
[JAY CHUCKLES]
836
00:37:37,134 --> 00:37:38,219
You're funny.
837
00:37:38,802 --> 00:37:40,721
- Am I?
- I think so, yeah.
838
00:37:45,309 --> 00:37:47,644
Would you mind?
My hair, falling in my face.
839
00:37:47,645 --> 00:37:48,979
- Oh, of course.
- [CHUCKLES] Thank you.
840
00:37:56,570 --> 00:37:59,281
- Okay. There we go.
- Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES]
841
00:38:03,869 --> 00:38:05,787
So, you mind my asking
842
00:38:05,788 --> 00:38:08,665
what kind of medicine
you were planning on going into?
843
00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:11,209
[SMACKS LIPS] Uh, nephrology.
844
00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:12,836
That's the liver.
845
00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:13,920
Kidneys.
846
00:38:13,921 --> 00:38:15,296
- Nailed it. Damn.
- Yeah.
847
00:38:15,297 --> 00:38:16,798
Well, why that?
848
00:38:16,799 --> 00:38:19,092
I had a family member
that was pretty sick.
849
00:38:19,093 --> 00:38:20,301
Mm-hmm.
850
00:38:20,302 --> 00:38:23,764
Guess I, I don't know,
thought I could fix people.
851
00:38:25,975 --> 00:38:28,393
Anyway, now
I'm considered hemophobic.
852
00:38:28,394 --> 00:38:29,478
Oh.
853
00:38:30,062 --> 00:38:33,273
- I didn't take you for a bigot.
- [LAUGHING] Okay, wow.
854
00:38:33,274 --> 00:38:36,944
Between that and coffee mates,
your dad jokes are top-notch.
855
00:38:38,487 --> 00:38:41,990
I'm being facetious obviously.
Your jokes are cheesy as--
856
00:38:41,991 --> 00:38:43,075
[SCREAMS] Fuck!
857
00:38:43,868 --> 00:38:45,368
- Ally! Ally!
- [GRUNTS]
858
00:38:45,369 --> 00:38:47,412
- Oh, shit!
- [ALLY SCREAMS]
859
00:38:47,413 --> 00:38:49,414
[JAY YELLING]
860
00:38:49,415 --> 00:38:51,333
[GRUNTING]
861
00:38:57,131 --> 00:38:59,383
Fuck you!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
862
00:39:00,843 --> 00:39:02,928
- Run!
- [VIBRATING]
863
00:39:05,055 --> 00:39:06,055
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
864
00:39:06,056 --> 00:39:07,974
- [GROANS] What are you doing?
- [POUNDING ON DOOR]
865
00:39:07,975 --> 00:39:09,309
Get your mind out of the gutter!
866
00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:11,269
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Come on. Come on, come on!
867
00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:13,479
Come on, come on! [GROANS]
868
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,149
Come on, come on, come on!
869
00:39:15,941 --> 00:39:17,233
- You got it?
- Yes!
870
00:39:17,234 --> 00:39:18,652
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
871
00:39:20,196 --> 00:39:21,197
Good job.
872
00:39:22,531 --> 00:39:23,532
Thanks.
873
00:39:25,075 --> 00:39:26,869
Hey, you good?
874
00:39:27,328 --> 00:39:28,746
Yeah. [SCREAMS]
875
00:39:31,373 --> 00:39:34,375
- Help! He's trying to kill us!
- Oh, here's lovebirds. [GRUNTS]
876
00:39:34,376 --> 00:39:36,003
- [ALLY SCREAMS]
- [JAY GRUNTING]
877
00:39:36,545 --> 00:39:38,171
No! No, no, no.
You've got the wrong people.
878
00:39:38,172 --> 00:39:40,381
- Hey. What are you doing?
- He only kills couples, right?
879
00:39:40,382 --> 00:39:42,133
We're not a couple!
We barely know each other.
880
00:39:42,134 --> 00:39:43,719
So back the fuck off!
881
00:39:44,261 --> 00:39:46,055
OPERATOR OVER PHONE:
911, what's your emergency?
882
00:39:46,805 --> 00:39:47,973
[ALLY SCREAMS] Run!
883
00:39:50,893 --> 00:39:53,270
Help! Help!
884
00:39:54,188 --> 00:39:55,188
Help us!
885
00:39:55,189 --> 00:39:57,274
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
886
00:40:02,655 --> 00:40:04,322
JAY: Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
887
00:40:04,323 --> 00:40:05,407
What?
888
00:40:07,493 --> 00:40:08,577
Did you hear that?
889
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:11,663
I don't hear anything.
890
00:40:11,664 --> 00:40:13,541
- [SCREAMING]
- Oh, shit!
891
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:15,459
- Ally!
- [GRUNTING]
892
00:40:16,418 --> 00:40:18,044
Get off of her!
893
00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:19,839
Hey, hey!
894
00:40:24,176 --> 00:40:25,386
[GROANS]
895
00:40:26,637 --> 00:40:28,639
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
896
00:40:33,435 --> 00:40:34,478
[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
897
00:40:36,897 --> 00:40:38,148
[PANTING]
898
00:40:42,152 --> 00:40:43,529
[GRUNTING]
899
00:40:48,242 --> 00:40:50,202
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
900
00:41:08,470 --> 00:41:09,847
[BREATH TREMBLING]
901
00:41:11,515 --> 00:41:13,475
[SLOW, RHYTHMIC CREAKING]
902
00:41:24,153 --> 00:41:25,279
[BREATH TREMBLING]
903
00:41:27,698 --> 00:41:28,949
[CREAKING CONTINUES]
904
00:41:31,994 --> 00:41:33,786
[BREATH TREMBLING]
905
00:41:33,787 --> 00:41:35,039
[CREAKING STOPS]
906
00:41:41,837 --> 00:41:43,213
[WHIMPERS SOFTLY]
907
00:41:43,214 --> 00:41:44,756
[MECHANICAL CLANK]
908
00:41:44,757 --> 00:41:46,592
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
909
00:41:47,176 --> 00:41:48,886
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]
910
00:41:59,939 --> 00:42:01,523
- [MECHANICAL CLANK]
- [GRUNTS]
911
00:42:01,524 --> 00:42:03,234
[WHIRRING CONTINUES FASTER]
912
00:42:03,984 --> 00:42:05,110
[GROANING]
913
00:42:10,199 --> 00:42:11,407
[BLADE RINGS]
914
00:42:11,408 --> 00:42:12,535
[GRUNTS]
915
00:42:14,203 --> 00:42:15,538
[GRUNTING]
916
00:42:21,252 --> 00:42:22,211
[SCREAMS]
917
00:42:26,924 --> 00:42:27,842
[SCREAMS]
918
00:42:29,176 --> 00:42:30,511
[BOTH GRUNTING]
919
00:42:32,763 --> 00:42:33,889
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
920
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,516
[SCREAMING]
921
00:42:40,437 --> 00:42:41,438
[YELLS]
922
00:42:43,816 --> 00:42:45,234
[GRUNTING, PANTING]
923
00:42:49,196 --> 00:42:50,114
[SCREAMS]
924
00:42:51,365 --> 00:42:52,491
[GRUNTING]
925
00:42:54,910 --> 00:42:57,996
No! No! No!
926
00:42:57,997 --> 00:42:59,665
[SIREN WAILING]
927
00:42:59,999 --> 00:43:01,792
Help! He's right behind...
928
00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:03,501
[CAR DOORS OPENING]
929
00:43:03,502 --> 00:43:04,586
OFFICER 1: Here!
930
00:43:04,587 --> 00:43:06,005
- ...me.
- [CAR DOORS CLOSING]
931
00:43:07,798 --> 00:43:10,134
He was-- He was right here.
932
00:43:10,926 --> 00:43:12,219
OFFICER 2: I'll go check it out.
933
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:15,181
Oh, my God. Jay.
934
00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:18,016
- Jay, is he okay?
- I don't know who
935
00:43:18,017 --> 00:43:19,851
- you're talking about.
- Jay Simmonds.
936
00:43:19,852 --> 00:43:22,270
We were with each other all
night and-and we got attacked
937
00:43:22,271 --> 00:43:23,938
and we got separated
back there. I...
938
00:43:23,939 --> 00:43:26,149
- You just left him?
- No, I didn't leave him!
939
00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:28,693
OFFICER OVER RADIO: All units.
All units, stand down.
940
00:43:28,694 --> 00:43:30,528
We have Heart Eyes.
941
00:43:30,529 --> 00:43:32,572
- I repeat, we have Heart Eyes.
- Yes! We got that motherfucker!
942
00:43:32,573 --> 00:43:34,490
Seattle PD, baby! Fuck, yeah!
943
00:43:34,491 --> 00:43:36,659
OFFICER OVER RADIO: On behalf of
Seattle PD, I just wanna say...
944
00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:38,036
OFFICER 1: Yeah, congratulations.
945
00:43:38,037 --> 00:43:39,997
OFFICER OVER RADIO:
Incredible teamwork, huh?
946
00:43:43,626 --> 00:43:45,836
Hey! Hey, you need to back up!
947
00:43:47,338 --> 00:43:49,172
- Fucking weirdos.
- BOY: What did I do?
948
00:43:49,173 --> 00:43:50,257
Detectives.
949
00:43:52,259 --> 00:43:53,344
Here she is.
950
00:43:54,345 --> 00:43:55,595
Detective Zeke Hobbs.
951
00:43:55,596 --> 00:43:57,890
This is my partner,
Detective Jeanine Shaw.
952
00:44:00,392 --> 00:44:01,393
Hobbs and Shaw?
953
00:44:03,145 --> 00:44:04,396
Like the movie?
954
00:44:07,233 --> 00:44:09,067
- Haven't heard of it.
- Haven't seen it.
955
00:44:09,068 --> 00:44:11,654
- We're here to ID a murderer.
- Oh, my God. Jay?
956
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:13,781
Jay!
957
00:44:14,949 --> 00:44:16,951
- Jay, are you okay?
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
958
00:44:18,452 --> 00:44:19,453
- Jay!
- Nope.
959
00:44:20,579 --> 00:44:22,205
Jay, are you okay?
960
00:44:22,206 --> 00:44:25,500
Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay.
961
00:44:25,501 --> 00:44:28,170
Thank you for asking.
You ditched me.
962
00:44:28,921 --> 00:44:31,047
What? I did not ditch you!
963
00:44:31,048 --> 00:44:34,092
Oh, yes, you did! You absolutely
ditched me. We were a team.
964
00:44:34,093 --> 00:44:37,720
I was being chased
by a fucking serial killer!
965
00:44:37,721 --> 00:44:41,975
I know! I also was
being chased by a serial killer.
966
00:44:41,976 --> 00:44:44,894
- What the fuck does that mean?
- Jay, you're tall and ripped
967
00:44:44,895 --> 00:44:47,605
and perfectly capable
of defending yourself.
968
00:44:47,606 --> 00:44:49,899
Ally, I really appreciate
the compliments,
969
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,317
especially coming from you,
970
00:44:51,318 --> 00:44:53,319
but right now
is not the time, okay?
971
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,405
These muscles were not made
for violence!
972
00:44:55,406 --> 00:44:56,656
They're for cuddling!
973
00:44:56,657 --> 00:44:58,241
- Okay.
- JAY: Hey, we're talking here!
974
00:44:58,242 --> 00:45:00,451
Guys, this was not him.
We were together all night.
975
00:45:00,452 --> 00:45:02,120
Heart Eyes was after both of us.
976
00:45:02,121 --> 00:45:05,499
Ma'am... We found this man
in the park wearing this
977
00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:08,376
and in possession of this.
978
00:45:08,377 --> 00:45:09,627
JAY: Come on!
979
00:45:09,628 --> 00:45:11,921
No, that's--
That's not possible.
980
00:45:11,922 --> 00:45:13,174
Jay didn't do this.
981
00:45:14,008 --> 00:45:15,009
Maybe.
982
00:45:16,427 --> 00:45:18,012
Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone.
983
00:45:19,054 --> 00:45:20,138
- What?
- JAY: What?
984
00:45:20,139 --> 00:45:21,681
We're gonna have to take your
985
00:45:21,682 --> 00:45:23,726
tall, ripped friend in
for questioning.
986
00:45:26,270 --> 00:45:28,396
Oh! [CHUCKLES]
987
00:45:28,397 --> 00:45:31,692
- Hey, good going. Really great.
- [ENGINE STARTS]
988
00:45:34,069 --> 00:45:35,695
See you at the station, I guess.
989
00:45:35,696 --> 00:45:36,822
[SIREN WHOOPS]
990
00:45:38,407 --> 00:45:40,367
[WHISPERS] Fuck.
991
00:45:43,412 --> 00:45:44,413
JAY: What is this?
992
00:45:45,164 --> 00:45:46,165
That's a ring.
993
00:45:46,749 --> 00:45:47,874
[HOBBS SIGHS]
994
00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:50,251
- Read it.
- Read what?
995
00:45:50,252 --> 00:45:52,504
Let me help you out.
Let me help you out.
996
00:45:52,505 --> 00:45:53,589
It says, "JS."
997
00:45:56,091 --> 00:45:58,510
- As in "Jay Simmonds."
- "Jay Simmonds."
998
00:45:58,511 --> 00:46:00,553
You are really good.
999
00:46:00,554 --> 00:46:02,388
You're really good
at detective work.
1000
00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:04,099
That was really--
It's impressive.
1001
00:46:09,104 --> 00:46:10,105
[WHISPERS] That sarcasm?
1002
00:46:11,565 --> 00:46:14,734
A, I am not married.
1003
00:46:14,735 --> 00:46:18,988
B, why would I leave a wedding
band at the scene of the crime?
1004
00:46:18,989 --> 00:46:20,198
And C,
1005
00:46:20,199 --> 00:46:22,534
who gets their own initials
1006
00:46:22,535 --> 00:46:24,786
engraved in their
own fucking wedding band?
1007
00:46:24,787 --> 00:46:26,037
Also, D,
1008
00:46:26,038 --> 00:46:27,957
yes, that was sarcasm.
1009
00:46:28,624 --> 00:46:30,708
- Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs.
- Hey, relax. Relax!
1010
00:46:30,709 --> 00:46:32,419
Take five. Go. Go.
1011
00:46:33,671 --> 00:46:34,672
Cool down.
1012
00:46:35,297 --> 00:46:37,508
Come on.
1013
00:46:41,637 --> 00:46:42,721
[SHAW SIGHS]
1014
00:46:44,723 --> 00:46:47,308
I'm sorry. He can get
a little hot under the collar.
1015
00:46:47,309 --> 00:46:49,060
Yeah. No kidding.
1016
00:46:49,061 --> 00:46:51,145
Do you need anything?
Water, coffee?
1017
00:46:51,146 --> 00:46:54,608
- I am fine, thank you very much.
- Okay.
1018
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,281
Just you and me.
1019
00:47:01,365 --> 00:47:03,909
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1020
00:47:06,704 --> 00:47:08,664
I want you to look me
in the eyes
1021
00:47:09,832 --> 00:47:11,166
and tell me the truth.
1022
00:47:14,795 --> 00:47:15,796
All right.
1023
00:47:16,630 --> 00:47:18,089
How long have you known Ally?
1024
00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:19,800
[CHUCKLES] Fourteen hours.
1025
00:47:21,886 --> 00:47:23,262
You seem to care about her.
1026
00:47:26,390 --> 00:47:28,309
Yeah. Maybe I do.
1027
00:47:32,146 --> 00:47:34,856
But that ring. That's...
It's not yours, correct?
1028
00:47:34,857 --> 00:47:37,484
No. Again, I am not married.
1029
00:47:38,152 --> 00:47:39,152
You're not married.
1030
00:47:39,153 --> 00:47:40,862
I mean, it's not, like,
by choice or anything.
1031
00:47:40,863 --> 00:47:43,364
I just haven't met
the right person.
1032
00:47:43,365 --> 00:47:44,533
You're telling me.
1033
00:47:45,659 --> 00:47:48,037
- You're--
- Single. Shocker.
1034
00:47:50,122 --> 00:47:51,123
Kind of.
1035
00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:53,709
No-- You really, um...
1036
00:47:55,461 --> 00:47:56,545
[CHUCKLING]
1037
00:47:58,088 --> 00:47:59,757
Okay. Um... [CLEARS THROAT]
1038
00:48:00,966 --> 00:48:03,259
Lady, I have been waiting here
for over an hour.
1039
00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:05,553
- First of all, it's "officer."
- [TALK RADIO PLAYING QUIETLY]
1040
00:48:05,554 --> 00:48:07,263
Second, I already told you
1041
00:48:07,264 --> 00:48:08,973
they're interrogating
the suspect.
1042
00:48:08,974 --> 00:48:11,476
And I already told you they're
interrogating the wrong guy.
1043
00:48:11,477 --> 00:48:13,311
Can you please
just go back there
1044
00:48:13,312 --> 00:48:15,188
and give me some sort
of information?
1045
00:48:15,189 --> 00:48:17,565
DAVID: Sorry, Fran. The ethernet
cable was all frayed.
1046
00:48:17,566 --> 00:48:20,652
- Should be working now.
- Thanks, David.
1047
00:48:20,653 --> 00:48:24,531
What's a five-letter word
for a dog ending in H?
1048
00:48:24,532 --> 00:48:25,616
Bitch?
1049
00:48:26,325 --> 00:48:27,326
Excuse me?
1050
00:48:28,077 --> 00:48:29,078
Female dog.
1051
00:48:31,830 --> 00:48:34,333
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
1052
00:48:34,959 --> 00:48:37,837
Can you please go back there now
and give me some sort of update?
1053
00:48:40,381 --> 00:48:41,924
- Fine.
- Thank you.
1054
00:48:42,383 --> 00:48:44,844
Hey. Do we know each other?
1055
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,596
No, I don't think so.
1056
00:48:48,472 --> 00:48:49,473
Bumble.
1057
00:48:49,974 --> 00:48:52,559
Yeah, no. I'm...
I'm not on the apps.
1058
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,894
Oh. It's a waste of time anyway.
1059
00:48:54,895 --> 00:48:56,021
Hmm.
1060
00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:59,733
Just shooting my shot here.
Um...
1061
00:49:00,693 --> 00:49:03,194
Could I take you out to coffee
sometime? I'll pay for it.
1062
00:49:03,195 --> 00:49:06,448
[SIGHS] I almost
got murdered tonight.
1063
00:49:08,284 --> 00:49:10,035
- I am so sorry. Um...
- Yeah.
1064
00:49:10,828 --> 00:49:12,829
Stay safe. Have a good night.
1065
00:49:12,830 --> 00:49:13,956
Thank you.
1066
00:49:14,707 --> 00:49:17,042
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Where the hell is everybody?
1067
00:49:17,710 --> 00:49:18,711
DAVID: Celebrating.
1068
00:49:20,754 --> 00:49:22,131
They caught Heart Eyes.
1069
00:49:33,934 --> 00:49:35,561
SHAW: So, what else
do you want to tell me?
1070
00:49:36,395 --> 00:49:38,272
- I'm not a serial killer.
- [SHAW CHUCKLES]
1071
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,816
So there's that.
1072
00:49:40,941 --> 00:49:44,569
Were you in Boston
in February of '23
1073
00:49:44,570 --> 00:49:46,739
and Philadelphia
in February of '24?
1074
00:49:48,407 --> 00:49:49,407
I...
1075
00:49:49,408 --> 00:49:52,202
Let me rephrase.
You were in Boston and Philly.
1076
00:49:52,203 --> 00:49:53,703
Same dates and locations
1077
00:49:53,704 --> 00:49:55,789
as HEK's
two prior killing sprees.
1078
00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,876
Jay, I got to admit...
1079
00:49:59,627 --> 00:50:01,295
that doesn't look very good.
1080
00:50:02,296 --> 00:50:04,047
I don't know
what you want me to say.
1081
00:50:04,048 --> 00:50:07,927
I'm a freelancer, so yeah,
I travel for, like, work.
1082
00:50:09,512 --> 00:50:11,847
Do you ever get lonely
on the road?
1083
00:50:13,474 --> 00:50:16,726
I like to think
that I can keep myself busy.
1084
00:50:16,727 --> 00:50:18,479
Yeah? How?
1085
00:50:19,522 --> 00:50:20,563
How do you blow off steam
1086
00:50:20,564 --> 00:50:22,900
when you're alone
with your thoughts, Jay?
1087
00:50:25,653 --> 00:50:27,071
Do you go to a vineyard?
1088
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,406
Maybe a spa?
1089
00:50:32,910 --> 00:50:34,912
[TALK RADIO CONTINUES QUIETLY]
1090
00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:40,625
- Holy... Who--
- [CLANKS]
1091
00:50:40,626 --> 00:50:41,710
[GASPS]
1092
00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:45,630
MAN OVER RADIO: So, for HEK
to come out of the blue
1093
00:50:45,631 --> 00:50:49,050
and denounce Valentine's Day
and all it stands for...
1094
00:50:49,051 --> 00:50:50,135
Hello?
1095
00:50:50,261 --> 00:50:52,136
...by cutting these couples
down to size.
1096
00:50:52,137 --> 00:50:54,598
In my professional opinion,
what we have here...
1097
00:50:55,683 --> 00:50:57,141
- Detective.
- [SIGHS]
1098
00:50:57,142 --> 00:50:58,560
We got an HWW out front.
1099
00:50:58,561 --> 00:50:59,978
What do you want me to do
with her?
1100
00:50:59,979 --> 00:51:01,229
An HWW?
1101
00:51:01,230 --> 00:51:02,897
BOTH: "Hysterical white woman."
1102
00:51:02,898 --> 00:51:04,066
I'll handle her.
1103
00:51:05,568 --> 00:51:06,569
You sit tight.
1104
00:51:07,278 --> 00:51:08,988
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- We're not done yet.
1105
00:51:11,073 --> 00:51:12,074
I'll be here.
1106
00:51:13,033 --> 00:51:14,952
He just snapped.
1107
00:51:15,369 --> 00:51:19,539
And he made it a point
to kill again and again
1108
00:51:19,540 --> 00:51:23,042
until the very concept
of an entire day dedicated
1109
00:51:23,043 --> 00:51:26,797
to couples and romance
is eradicated.
1110
00:51:27,715 --> 00:51:32,636
He sneaks into your house
and waits in the dark.
1111
00:51:33,345 --> 00:51:37,433
Cunning and quiet as a corpse.
1112
00:51:38,976 --> 00:51:41,979
And then,
when you least expect it...
1113
00:51:43,856 --> 00:51:48,943
he pulls out
one of the many, many, many toys
1114
00:51:48,944 --> 00:51:51,488
from his tools.
1115
00:51:52,114 --> 00:51:54,241
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
1116
00:52:08,422 --> 00:52:09,756
FRAN: What the hell
are you doing?
1117
00:52:09,757 --> 00:52:10,840
God...
1118
00:52:10,841 --> 00:52:12,551
bless the USA.
1119
00:52:13,010 --> 00:52:14,093
- Told ya.
- Yeah.
1120
00:52:14,094 --> 00:52:15,179
I'm so sorry.
1121
00:52:16,388 --> 00:52:18,431
- Are you letting him go?
- Not yet.
1122
00:52:18,432 --> 00:52:19,516
Why the hell not?
1123
00:52:19,517 --> 00:52:21,392
- He's innocent.
- Mm-hmm.
1124
00:52:21,393 --> 00:52:22,685
Well, then tell me something.
1125
00:52:22,686 --> 00:52:24,646
Why is the Heart Eyes Killer
after him?
1126
00:52:24,647 --> 00:52:26,732
- You're not a couple.
- I don't know.
1127
00:52:27,441 --> 00:52:30,860
I assume he saw us
and thought we were together.
1128
00:52:30,861 --> 00:52:31,946
Why?
1129
00:52:33,739 --> 00:52:34,740
We...
1130
00:52:36,784 --> 00:52:37,826
kissed.
1131
00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:43,874
[STUTTERS] We had--
We had to kiss.
1132
00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:47,962
We had to kiss because...
because my ex...
1133
00:52:48,921 --> 00:52:51,465
he was there, and I was jealous.
1134
00:52:52,633 --> 00:52:54,634
- It's really stupid, I know.
- Okay.
1135
00:52:54,635 --> 00:52:55,719
I get it.
1136
00:52:56,846 --> 00:52:57,847
I do.
1137
00:53:01,767 --> 00:53:05,061
So you're not interested
in him romantically?
1138
00:53:05,062 --> 00:53:06,145
[COIN CLINKS]
1139
00:53:06,146 --> 00:53:07,606
Why is that relevant?
1140
00:53:08,524 --> 00:53:09,650
Just girl talk.
1141
00:53:10,192 --> 00:53:11,986
I mean, he's cute, he has a...
1142
00:53:12,695 --> 00:53:14,613
really good job.
1143
00:53:16,282 --> 00:53:18,742
Perfect candidate
for a little girl like yourself.
1144
00:53:20,911 --> 00:53:22,663
A little girl like myself?
1145
00:53:25,332 --> 00:53:26,457
- [LIGHTS CLANK]
- [ALLY SCREAMS]
1146
00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,459
- [SHAW SIGHS]
- [ALLY WHIMPERS]
1147
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:29,669
SHAW: Oh, relax.
1148
00:53:29,670 --> 00:53:31,379
- Probably just the breaker.
- [FLASHLIGHT CLICKS]
1149
00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:32,547
ALLY: That's what people say
1150
00:53:32,548 --> 00:53:33,966
before they get stabbed
to death.
1151
00:53:35,593 --> 00:53:36,719
How would you know?
1152
00:53:38,888 --> 00:53:39,889
Watch her.
1153
00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:43,892
ALLY: No, no, no, no, no.
She said to watch me.
1154
00:53:43,893 --> 00:53:45,977
FRAN: Calm down,
I'm just getting a flashlight.
1155
00:53:45,978 --> 00:53:48,647
Little space? Any closer,
you'd be inside me.
1156
00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:51,066
ALLY: I'm sorry.
I'm just scared.
1157
00:53:53,027 --> 00:53:55,362
No, no, no, no. Careful.
He hides in closets.
1158
00:54:04,496 --> 00:54:05,998
No killers in here.
1159
00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:09,501
- [ALLY SCREAMING]
- [FRAN CHOKING]
1160
00:54:14,507 --> 00:54:16,174
[FRAN GRUNTS]
1161
00:54:16,175 --> 00:54:17,717
- [SCREAMS]
- [FRAN GROANS]
1162
00:54:17,718 --> 00:54:19,845
- [SHARP THUD]
- [BLOOD SPLASHES]
1163
00:54:20,554 --> 00:54:23,098
- [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING]
- [SOFT BEEP]
1164
00:54:25,809 --> 00:54:27,686
[MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING]
1165
00:54:42,326 --> 00:54:43,536
[YELLS]
1166
00:54:48,666 --> 00:54:49,667
[BLADE RINGS]
1167
00:54:50,501 --> 00:54:51,502
ALLY: Help!
1168
00:54:53,963 --> 00:54:55,296
- Hey! Hey! What's happening?
- [SCREAMS]
1169
00:54:55,297 --> 00:54:56,590
- He's here.
- Who?
1170
00:54:58,592 --> 00:54:59,968
Go! Get back! Get back!
1171
00:54:59,969 --> 00:55:01,387
[PANTING]
1172
00:55:05,599 --> 00:55:07,475
[GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE]
1173
00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:10,603
- [SHAW SCREAMS IN DISTANCE]
- Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey!
1174
00:55:10,604 --> 00:55:12,313
Where are you going? Uncuff me.
1175
00:55:12,314 --> 00:55:13,816
Don't worry, lover boy.
1176
00:55:14,525 --> 00:55:16,484
I'll protect you. [KISSES]
1177
00:55:16,485 --> 00:55:19,362
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- No. No. No.
1178
00:55:19,363 --> 00:55:21,447
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1179
00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,450
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1180
00:55:27,538 --> 00:55:29,081
JAY: [MUFFLED] God! Damn it!
1181
00:55:33,502 --> 00:55:34,753
Shaw?
1182
00:55:38,674 --> 00:55:39,925
[JAY GROANS]
1183
00:55:54,148 --> 00:55:55,149
Shaw!
1184
00:55:57,026 --> 00:55:58,319
[GASPS SOFTLY]
1185
00:55:59,778 --> 00:56:01,947
- [BLADE STABS]
- [GRUNTING WEAKLY]
1186
00:56:04,742 --> 00:56:06,493
[SCREAMING]
1187
00:56:10,206 --> 00:56:12,290
- [BODY THUDS]
- [SCREAM ECHOES IN DISTANCE]
1188
00:56:12,291 --> 00:56:14,292
[PANTING, GRUNTING]
1189
00:56:14,293 --> 00:56:16,378
[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
1190
00:56:26,889 --> 00:56:28,974
- [SHARP THUMPING]
- [GASPS]
1191
00:56:29,642 --> 00:56:31,017
[JAY GRUNTING OVER SPEAKERS]
1192
00:56:31,018 --> 00:56:33,019
- ALLY: Jay?
- [THUMPING]
1193
00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:35,104
- Jay!
- [GRUNTING]
1194
00:56:35,105 --> 00:56:36,524
ALLY: Jay, can you hear me?
1195
00:56:37,107 --> 00:56:38,691
OVER SPEAKER:
Uh, yes, yes, Ally.
1196
00:56:38,692 --> 00:56:40,860
Ally, you've gotta
find the keys.
1197
00:56:40,861 --> 00:56:44,072
Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay?
You have to find Hobbs
1198
00:56:44,073 --> 00:56:47,660
'cause he locked me in here
like a fucking asshole.
1199
00:56:49,787 --> 00:56:50,788
Ally?
1200
00:56:53,791 --> 00:56:54,792
Ally?
1201
00:56:58,796 --> 00:57:00,089
[GRUNTS] She ditched me.
1202
00:57:02,466 --> 00:57:03,550
That's okay.
1203
00:57:03,551 --> 00:57:05,261
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- [SIGHS]
1204
00:57:05,803 --> 00:57:06,803
Ally?
1205
00:57:06,804 --> 00:57:08,013
- [LOCK BEEPS]
- [DOOR OPENS]
1206
00:57:08,138 --> 00:57:09,598
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1207
00:57:19,525 --> 00:57:21,318
[METALLIC SCRAPING]
1208
00:57:22,319 --> 00:57:23,863
[BREATH TREMBLING]
1209
00:57:25,281 --> 00:57:26,282
Hey.
1210
00:57:30,536 --> 00:57:31,537
Come on.
1211
00:57:32,121 --> 00:57:33,122
Hey, come on.
1212
00:57:33,455 --> 00:57:34,540
This is not fair!
1213
00:57:37,126 --> 00:57:38,127
Shit!
1214
00:57:39,628 --> 00:57:41,462
- [GUNSHOT]
- [GLASS CRACKLING]
1215
00:57:41,463 --> 00:57:43,132
[GUNSHOT]
1216
00:57:47,928 --> 00:57:49,471
Die. [YELLS]
1217
00:57:51,390 --> 00:57:52,516
JAY: Ally! Ally!
1218
00:57:53,184 --> 00:57:54,810
Goddamn! I'm right here!
1219
00:57:56,979 --> 00:57:58,563
Jay! [GRUNTS]
1220
00:57:58,564 --> 00:57:59,648
Careful! Careful.
1221
00:58:00,608 --> 00:58:02,483
[ALLY GROANS, GRUNTS]
1222
00:58:02,484 --> 00:58:04,278
- Hi.
- Hi. [GRUNTS]
1223
00:58:05,863 --> 00:58:06,863
[PANTING]
1224
00:58:06,864 --> 00:58:08,240
[CHUCKLING] Are you okay?
1225
00:58:09,617 --> 00:58:11,618
You're a terrible shot,
by the way.
1226
00:58:11,619 --> 00:58:13,412
- Don't fucking push it, Romeo.
- Ooh.
1227
00:58:14,413 --> 00:58:16,623
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1228
00:58:16,624 --> 00:58:18,583
- No! Hey!
- Ally!
1229
00:58:18,584 --> 00:58:20,710
- ALLY: Stop! [SCREAMS]
- No, no, no! Ally!
1230
00:58:20,711 --> 00:58:22,003
- [TIRES SQUEAL]
- [HORN BLARES]
1231
00:58:22,004 --> 00:58:23,379
DRIVER: Fucking assholes!
1232
00:58:23,380 --> 00:58:24,714
You saved my life.
1233
00:58:24,715 --> 00:58:25,883
You saved mine.
1234
00:58:26,592 --> 00:58:27,593
I owed you one.
1235
00:58:30,387 --> 00:58:32,055
[GLASS CLATTERING]
1236
00:58:32,056 --> 00:58:33,431
ALLY: We're not together!
1237
00:58:33,432 --> 00:58:36,017
- Go kill somebody else!
- Get up. Get up. Get up.
1238
00:58:36,018 --> 00:58:37,686
- Get up. Get up. Get up.
- He's coming. He's coming.
1239
00:58:41,190 --> 00:58:44,150
- [MOVIE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
- [LIVELY CHATTER]
1240
00:58:44,151 --> 00:58:47,278
Oh, fuck.
Do you know what we just did?
1241
00:58:47,279 --> 00:58:49,989
Yeah. We led a couples-killing
maniac to a, uh...
1242
00:58:49,990 --> 00:58:51,991
- To an all-you-can-kill buffet.
- Come on.
1243
00:58:51,992 --> 00:58:54,786
HILDY: A big fat lummox like you
hiring an aeroplane to write,
1244
00:58:54,787 --> 00:58:58,374
"Hildy, don't be hasty.
Remember my dimple. Walter."
1245
00:58:58,749 --> 00:59:00,208
Delayed our divorce 20 minutes
1246
00:59:00,209 --> 00:59:02,043
while the judge
went out to watch it.
1247
00:59:02,044 --> 00:59:03,629
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1248
00:59:06,841 --> 00:59:08,008
WOMAN: Are you kidding me?
1249
00:59:09,927 --> 00:59:11,970
MAN: Oh, shit!
1250
00:59:11,971 --> 00:59:13,596
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
1251
00:59:13,597 --> 00:59:14,849
[LAUGHTER]
1252
00:59:17,309 --> 00:59:19,395
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
1253
00:59:20,771 --> 00:59:22,231
MAN 1: Yo, that costume is dope.
1254
00:59:25,901 --> 00:59:27,027
MAN 2: I don't like that.
1255
00:59:30,072 --> 00:59:31,615
WOMAN 1: That's not him, right?
1256
00:59:32,950 --> 00:59:34,075
MAN 3: What the fuck?
1257
00:59:34,076 --> 00:59:35,159
WOMAN 2: It is him!
1258
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,244
WALTER: Was it my fault?
1259
00:59:36,245 --> 00:59:38,997
Did I know that coal mine
was gonna have another cave-in?
1260
00:59:38,998 --> 00:59:42,126
I intended to be with you
on our honeymoon, Hildy.
1261
00:59:42,251 --> 00:59:43,668
- MAN 4: 'Sup, man?
- [BLADE STABS]
1262
00:59:43,669 --> 00:59:45,045
[CHOKING]
1263
00:59:46,046 --> 00:59:48,631
HILDY: I spent two weeks in
a coal mine with John Kruptzky.
1264
00:59:48,632 --> 00:59:50,258
You don't deny that,
do you, Walter?
1265
00:59:50,259 --> 00:59:51,509
WALTER: Deny it?
I'm proud of it.
1266
00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:53,178
We beat the whole country
on that story.
1267
00:59:53,179 --> 00:59:55,263
HILDY: Suppose we did. That
isn't what I got married for!
1268
00:59:55,264 --> 00:59:56,348
Excuse us.
1269
00:59:57,850 --> 00:59:58,893
WOMAN 3: What a creep.
1270
01:00:04,023 --> 01:00:05,023
Left. Left.
1271
01:00:05,024 --> 01:00:07,151
No. Right. Go. Go, go, go.
1272
01:00:08,235 --> 01:00:09,236
Turn.
1273
01:00:11,780 --> 01:00:12,781
In here.
1274
01:00:14,617 --> 01:00:16,243
[BOTH PANTING]
1275
01:00:19,747 --> 01:00:21,624
- [QUIET THUMPING]
- [GASPS]
1276
01:00:26,587 --> 01:00:27,837
Hmm?
1277
01:00:27,838 --> 01:00:30,590
[WHISPERS] Put a fucking shirt
on. There's a killer after us.
1278
01:00:30,591 --> 01:00:33,092
- WOMAN: Mm. Oh, what is it?
- [BOTTLES CLINK]
1279
01:00:33,093 --> 01:00:35,303
- [CHUCKLES]
- JAY: The Heart Eyes Killer.
1280
01:00:35,304 --> 01:00:37,681
He's out there right now.
We need to be quiet.
1281
01:00:38,057 --> 01:00:41,392
Oh! Dude, that's so hot.
[CHUCKLES] Fuck.
1282
01:00:41,393 --> 01:00:43,520
- We love role-play. [LAUGHS]
- Yeah.
1283
01:00:43,521 --> 01:00:45,980
- WOMAN: Oh, my God. He's coming.
- We're so dead.
1284
01:00:45,981 --> 01:00:47,982
WOMAN: Oh,
he's so scary and big.
1285
01:00:47,983 --> 01:00:49,484
- [SIGHS] We can't stay here.
- No.
1286
01:00:49,485 --> 01:00:51,611
[BOTH LAUGHING, MOANING]
1287
01:00:51,612 --> 01:00:53,530
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- [MOVIE CONTINUES PLAYING]
1288
01:00:53,531 --> 01:00:55,156
- ...without shuddering.
- Walter...
1289
01:00:55,157 --> 01:00:56,866
I made a great reporter
out of you, Hildy.
1290
01:00:56,867 --> 01:00:58,993
You won't be half as good
on another paper. You know it.
1291
01:00:58,994 --> 01:01:00,078
We're a team.
1292
01:01:00,079 --> 01:01:02,163
You need me, I need you,
the paper needs us!
1293
01:01:02,164 --> 01:01:03,332
Sold, American!
1294
01:01:03,666 --> 01:01:04,666
[SIGHS]
1295
01:01:04,667 --> 01:01:06,376
It just didn't work out, Walter.
1296
01:01:06,377 --> 01:01:08,169
- MAN: Oh, fuck.
- [WOMAN MOANS]
1297
01:01:08,170 --> 01:01:09,921
[SUCKS TEETH]
1298
01:01:09,922 --> 01:01:11,840
Maybe we lay low
for a little bit.
1299
01:01:11,841 --> 01:01:12,966
Yeah.
1300
01:01:12,967 --> 01:01:14,093
HILDY: I wasn't satisfied.
1301
01:01:14,635 --> 01:01:16,052
I suppose I proposed to you?
1302
01:01:16,053 --> 01:01:17,136
You practically did.
1303
01:01:17,137 --> 01:01:19,305
Making goo-goo eyes at me
for two years.
1304
01:01:19,306 --> 01:01:21,266
"Oh, Walter." And I still...
1305
01:01:21,267 --> 01:01:23,309
I actually kind of
like this movie.
1306
01:01:23,310 --> 01:01:25,228
- MAN: Yeah, you like that?
- [WOMAN MOANS]
1307
01:01:25,229 --> 01:01:26,980
- Yeah.
- Really?
1308
01:01:26,981 --> 01:01:28,982
- [MAN MOANING]
- [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
1309
01:01:28,983 --> 01:01:30,651
Yeah. Are you surprised?
1310
01:01:32,945 --> 01:01:34,487
Little bit, yeah.
1311
01:01:34,488 --> 01:01:35,990
[BOTH MOANING]
1312
01:01:39,702 --> 01:01:41,412
I did ditch you.
1313
01:01:43,163 --> 01:01:44,999
N-No. Ditch me?
1314
01:01:46,375 --> 01:01:48,544
[SCOFFS] It's what I'm best at.
1315
01:01:49,253 --> 01:01:50,963
- Ditching people?
- Running.
1316
01:01:51,589 --> 01:01:53,798
Hey, I was holding my own.
You didn't see me?
1317
01:01:53,799 --> 01:01:55,926
He was shaking
in his little leather boots.
1318
01:01:56,719 --> 01:01:58,721
- [BOTH MOANING]
- [THUMPING]
1319
01:02:00,639 --> 01:02:03,141
Jay, I wasn't entirely honest
at dinner.
1320
01:02:03,142 --> 01:02:04,475
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
1321
01:02:04,476 --> 01:02:06,478
My parents had this, like...
1322
01:02:08,022 --> 01:02:09,732
storybook romance.
1323
01:02:11,317 --> 01:02:13,068
They were literally
perfect together.
1324
01:02:16,530 --> 01:02:17,823
And then my dad died.
1325
01:02:18,449 --> 01:02:20,451
- [BOTTLES CLATTERING]
- [WOMAN GIGGLES]
1326
01:02:21,660 --> 01:02:23,704
I don't think
my mom ever fully recovered.
1327
01:02:25,706 --> 01:02:27,373
[SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING]
1328
01:02:27,374 --> 01:02:28,459
I'm sorry.
1329
01:02:29,501 --> 01:02:30,669
[WOMAN GRUNTING]
1330
01:02:31,962 --> 01:02:33,297
You know, when I was a kid,
1331
01:02:34,423 --> 01:02:37,718
my parents just...
hated each other.
1332
01:02:38,677 --> 01:02:41,888
I mean, they fought...
all the time.
1333
01:02:41,889 --> 01:02:43,431
[MAN SIGHS IN PLEASURE]
1334
01:02:43,432 --> 01:02:44,808
JAY: I think that...
1335
01:02:45,935 --> 01:02:47,436
is why I'm just this...
1336
01:02:49,271 --> 01:02:50,731
hapless romantic.
1337
01:02:52,024 --> 01:02:55,568
Just putting every girl
I fall for on a pedestal,
1338
01:02:55,569 --> 01:02:58,613
only to have
my heart broken over...
1339
01:02:58,614 --> 01:03:00,365
- WOMAN: More.
- and over...
1340
01:03:00,366 --> 01:03:01,533
WOMAN: More?
1341
01:03:01,534 --> 01:03:02,660
...and over.
1342
01:03:04,411 --> 01:03:05,620
WOMAN: Keep going.
1343
01:03:05,621 --> 01:03:07,790
- All because they...
- [MAN MOANS]
1344
01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:12,335
- They just can't... breathe...
- [WOMAN SQUEALS]
1345
01:03:12,336 --> 01:03:14,296
...my suffocating attempt
1346
01:03:15,631 --> 01:03:18,342
to prove Mom and Dad wrong.
1347
01:03:19,093 --> 01:03:20,636
[BOTH MOANING]
1348
01:03:23,597 --> 01:03:24,682
You know, I think...
1349
01:03:26,433 --> 01:03:29,352
I think tonight
should've been, like,
1350
01:03:29,353 --> 01:03:31,063
the worst night of my life.
1351
01:03:31,564 --> 01:03:32,857
[KISSING]
1352
01:03:35,317 --> 01:03:36,318
But it isn't.
1353
01:03:37,111 --> 01:03:38,779
[SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING]
1354
01:03:41,448 --> 01:03:42,449
Ditto.
1355
01:03:45,119 --> 01:03:47,287
MAN: Baby, you're so wet.
WOMAN: Mm-hmm.
1356
01:03:47,288 --> 01:03:48,706
[MOANING LOUDLY]
1357
01:03:49,790 --> 01:03:51,500
- [MAN GRUNTING]
- [WOMAN LAUGHING]
1358
01:03:52,918 --> 01:03:55,295
- God, you're so hard!
- [SHARP SLAP]
1359
01:03:55,296 --> 01:03:56,629
- WOMAN: Ow!
- [ALLY AND JAY LAUGHING]
1360
01:03:56,630 --> 01:03:58,340
[BOTH MOANING]
1361
01:04:00,009 --> 01:04:01,342
At least they're having fun.
1362
01:04:01,343 --> 01:04:03,636
- WOMAN: Oh, shit!
- [FABRIC RIPS]
1363
01:04:03,637 --> 01:04:05,889
- [CONTINUES MOANING]
- [CHUCKLES] It's kinda loud.
1364
01:04:05,890 --> 01:04:07,891
[BOTH MOANING LOUDLY]
1365
01:04:07,892 --> 01:04:09,184
- Yeah, it's too loud.
- [CREAKING]
1366
01:04:09,185 --> 01:04:11,269
- Hey! Shh!
- Shut the fuck up! Shh!
1367
01:04:11,270 --> 01:04:13,647
- Shut up! Shut the fuck up.
- Quiet down!
1368
01:04:14,315 --> 01:04:16,524
- MAN: Samm! I'm coming!
- [EXCLAIMS] Oh, God!
1369
01:04:16,525 --> 01:04:17,692
- MAN: Oh, I'm coming!
- JAY: Guys!
1370
01:04:17,693 --> 01:04:18,860
Shut up! Shut up!
1371
01:04:18,861 --> 01:04:21,488
- [MAN MOANING]
- [EXCLAIMS, SCREAMS]
1372
01:04:22,990 --> 01:04:24,867
[BOTH SCREAMING]
1373
01:04:31,498 --> 01:04:33,083
[CHOKING]
1374
01:04:38,005 --> 01:04:39,340
[SCREAMING]
1375
01:04:41,050 --> 01:04:44,427
Holy shit. Someone call 911!
1376
01:04:44,428 --> 01:04:46,472
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1377
01:04:48,015 --> 01:04:49,390
[GRUNTS]
1378
01:04:49,391 --> 01:04:50,476
Fuck!
1379
01:04:51,435 --> 01:04:52,770
- [SHARP THUMP]
- [GRUNTS]
1380
01:04:57,233 --> 01:04:58,316
Please, no!
1381
01:04:58,317 --> 01:05:00,860
[ALL CLAMORING, SCREAMING]
1382
01:05:00,861 --> 01:05:02,154
[GRUNTS]
1383
01:05:10,955 --> 01:05:11,955
[ENGINE STARTS]
1384
01:05:11,956 --> 01:05:13,457
[SCREAMS]
1385
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:17,586
[SCREAMS]
1386
01:05:18,754 --> 01:05:20,548
[BOTH CRYING AND WHIMPERING]
1387
01:05:34,144 --> 01:05:36,272
[CLAMORING]
1388
01:05:37,982 --> 01:05:39,482
What are you-- Hey, Ally.
1389
01:05:39,483 --> 01:05:40,984
- What are you doing?
- Wait.
1390
01:05:40,985 --> 01:05:42,862
Wait for what?
He's gonna kill us.
1391
01:05:43,737 --> 01:05:45,322
And if he doesn't kill us,
1392
01:05:46,198 --> 01:05:47,949
he's gonna keep killing people.
1393
01:05:47,950 --> 01:05:49,243
We brought him here,
1394
01:05:50,828 --> 01:05:51,829
we end it here.
1395
01:05:52,371 --> 01:05:54,539
- We-- [BREATH TREMBLING]
- Come on.
1396
01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:56,125
I thought we were a team.
1397
01:06:00,546 --> 01:06:02,965
["PLEASE DON'T GO" BY KC
AND THE SUNSHINE BAND PLAYING]
1398
01:06:13,392 --> 01:06:16,896
Babe, I love you so
1399
01:06:19,315 --> 01:06:21,567
I want you to know
1400
01:06:23,068 --> 01:06:26,739
That I'm gonna miss
your love
1401
01:06:28,032 --> 01:06:31,951
The minute
you walk out that door
1402
01:06:31,952 --> 01:06:33,203
So please don't...
1403
01:06:33,204 --> 01:06:35,915
- [SONG STOPS]
- [WOMEN SCREAMING, WHIMPERING]
1404
01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:40,002
ALLY: Hey, Fuck Eyes!
1405
01:06:43,506 --> 01:06:44,548
Wait, wait, wait.
1406
01:06:45,466 --> 01:06:46,467
We need a weapon.
1407
01:06:47,593 --> 01:06:48,594
I have this.
1408
01:06:49,470 --> 01:06:51,180
That is not a weapon.
1409
01:06:54,016 --> 01:06:55,099
That could work.
1410
01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:57,311
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1411
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,526
- I don't think I can do that.
- What? Hey...
1412
01:07:03,984 --> 01:07:04,985
Yes, you can.
1413
01:07:06,028 --> 01:07:07,029
Come on.
1414
01:07:13,244 --> 01:07:14,620
[ALLY GROANS]
1415
01:07:17,498 --> 01:07:19,250
[BOTH GROANING]
1416
01:07:22,586 --> 01:07:24,337
- [GRUNTS]
- [SCREAMS]
1417
01:07:24,338 --> 01:07:25,422
Run!
1418
01:07:28,843 --> 01:07:30,009
- Ally!
- [SCREAMS]
1419
01:07:30,010 --> 01:07:31,095
[GRUNTING]
1420
01:07:37,101 --> 01:07:38,811
[EARS RING]
1421
01:07:40,145 --> 01:07:41,605
[GRUNTS WEAKLY]
1422
01:07:43,148 --> 01:07:44,692
[GRUNTING]
1423
01:07:46,652 --> 01:07:47,945
[GRUNTS]
1424
01:07:48,529 --> 01:07:51,073
- [BLADE CLATTERS]
- [PANTING]
1425
01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:02,084
[GRUNTING]
1426
01:08:03,294 --> 01:08:04,461
Oh, shit!
1427
01:08:04,837 --> 01:08:05,920
[YELLS]
1428
01:08:05,921 --> 01:08:07,380
[GASPS]
1429
01:08:07,381 --> 01:08:08,631
[YELLS]
1430
01:08:08,632 --> 01:08:10,384
[PANTING]
1431
01:08:12,887 --> 01:08:14,513
[SIGHING]
1432
01:08:19,935 --> 01:08:21,477
Thanks a lot, Jay.
1433
01:08:21,854 --> 01:08:22,854
What?
1434
01:08:22,855 --> 01:08:24,105
[BREATH TREMBLES]
1435
01:08:24,106 --> 01:08:25,690
You got it in my mouth.
1436
01:08:25,691 --> 01:08:27,065
I just saved your life.
1437
01:08:27,066 --> 01:08:28,485
Oh, my God.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
1438
01:08:28,986 --> 01:08:30,862
- No. Hey.
- [STOMACH GURGLING]
1439
01:08:30,863 --> 01:08:31,989
Oh, no, no, no.
1440
01:08:34,742 --> 01:08:36,075
[ALLY RETCHING]
1441
01:08:37,077 --> 01:08:38,287
[COUGHING]
1442
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:40,246
[GROANS]
1443
01:08:40,247 --> 01:08:42,373
I told you
I was not good with blood.
1444
01:08:42,374 --> 01:08:43,584
Yeah, no kidding.
1445
01:08:44,501 --> 01:08:45,753
[ALLY SIGHS]
1446
01:08:48,797 --> 01:08:50,925
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1447
01:09:03,896 --> 01:09:05,522
Uh, who the fuck is that?
1448
01:09:06,565 --> 01:09:07,858
I have no idea.
1449
01:09:14,073 --> 01:09:15,657
WOMAN: He's lost
a lot of blood here.
1450
01:09:15,658 --> 01:09:16,908
[URGENT CHATTER]
1451
01:09:16,909 --> 01:09:18,535
MAN: Do you have
an ID on the victim?
1452
01:09:19,035 --> 01:09:21,497
You two, you're gonna be famous.
1453
01:09:22,039 --> 01:09:24,624
The couple
that stopped Heart Eyes. I...
1454
01:09:25,543 --> 01:09:26,627
[SIGHS]
1455
01:09:27,794 --> 01:09:29,046
It's very cute.
1456
01:09:29,672 --> 01:09:31,047
[STUTTERS] Thank you. Thank you.
1457
01:09:31,048 --> 01:09:32,258
Thank you.
1458
01:09:33,467 --> 01:09:34,927
I'm gonna leave you alone now.
1459
01:09:42,476 --> 01:09:43,852
Shot in the dark here.
1460
01:09:45,271 --> 01:09:46,563
Wanna come back to my hotel
1461
01:09:46,564 --> 01:09:49,191
and try and crack this campaign
before my flight?
1462
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,195
Just actually eat some dinner.
1463
01:09:53,779 --> 01:09:55,614
Order a whole bunch
of room service.
1464
01:09:58,576 --> 01:09:59,743
Um...
1465
01:10:01,245 --> 01:10:03,372
Jay, I can't.
1466
01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:06,792
[SIGHS]
1467
01:10:09,712 --> 01:10:10,880
[SIREN WHOOPS]
1468
01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:12,423
Hey, you two.
1469
01:10:16,051 --> 01:10:18,596
Just wanted to make sure
you both got home safe.
1470
01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:20,472
Either of you need a lift?
1471
01:10:21,098 --> 01:10:23,767
JAY: Um... actually...
1472
01:10:25,644 --> 01:10:27,645
I don't suppose
you have a phone,
1473
01:10:27,646 --> 01:10:29,022
just so I can call a cab?
1474
01:10:29,023 --> 01:10:31,149
No, don't be silly.
I'll give you a ride home.
1475
01:10:31,150 --> 01:10:32,859
Least I can do.
1476
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:34,986
- Your chariot awaits.
- [JAY CHUCKLES]
1477
01:10:34,987 --> 01:10:36,780
- [CHUCKLES]
- Okay.
1478
01:10:41,869 --> 01:10:42,995
Work call later?
1479
01:10:45,414 --> 01:10:46,582
Sounds like a plan.
1480
01:10:50,628 --> 01:10:52,962
Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen?
1481
01:10:52,963 --> 01:10:54,465
- PARAMEDIC: I got you, dude.
- Okay.
1482
01:10:56,884 --> 01:10:57,885
Can I see that?
1483
01:10:59,595 --> 01:11:01,555
[EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1484
01:11:05,518 --> 01:11:06,936
That's me.
1485
01:11:08,020 --> 01:11:09,188
[HORN HONKS]
1486
01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:11,857
ALLY: Your chariot awaits.
1487
01:11:13,192 --> 01:11:14,234
[SIGHS]
1488
01:11:14,235 --> 01:11:15,986
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1489
01:11:19,073 --> 01:11:20,241
[CHUCKLES]
1490
01:11:21,492 --> 01:11:22,868
She's not my type.
1491
01:11:25,663 --> 01:11:26,997
[ENGINE STARTS]
1492
01:11:30,334 --> 01:11:33,212
["THIS YEAR'S LOVE"
BY DAVID GRAY PLAYING]
1493
01:11:41,095 --> 01:11:43,346
PARAMEDIC: Hey, um,
I got another call,
1494
01:11:43,347 --> 01:11:45,473
so I'm just gonna
have to take that
1495
01:11:45,474 --> 01:11:47,810
- and that too.
- Uh...
1496
01:11:48,769 --> 01:11:50,687
- This year's love
- [DOORS CLOSE]
1497
01:11:50,688 --> 01:11:52,106
- Had better last
- [ENGINE STARTS]
1498
01:11:52,898 --> 01:11:54,566
Heaven knows
1499
01:11:54,567 --> 01:11:57,151
- It's high time
- [SIREN WHOOPS]
1500
01:11:57,152 --> 01:11:59,279
- I've been waiting
- [SIREN WAILING]
1501
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:00,738
On my own
1502
01:12:00,739 --> 01:12:02,448
WOMAN: Hey, do you need a ride?
1503
01:12:02,449 --> 01:12:04,076
Too long
1504
01:12:06,036 --> 01:12:10,081
And when you hold me
like you do
1505
01:12:10,082 --> 01:12:13,544
It feels so right, oh, now
1506
01:12:14,587 --> 01:12:16,838
I start to forget
1507
01:12:16,839 --> 01:12:21,384
How my heart gets torn
1508
01:12:21,385 --> 01:12:25,805
When that hurt gets thrown
1509
01:12:25,806 --> 01:12:30,102
Feeling like you can't go on
1510
01:12:32,897 --> 01:12:35,191
[PHONE VIBRATING]
1511
01:12:37,067 --> 01:12:38,194
[PHONE CLICKS]
1512
01:12:39,195 --> 01:12:40,195
Hey.
1513
01:12:40,196 --> 01:12:41,362
MONICA OVER PHONE:
Um, do you have
1514
01:12:41,363 --> 01:12:42,447
something you wanna tell me?
1515
01:12:42,448 --> 01:12:44,073
Oh, you're never gonna believe
what happened.
1516
01:12:44,074 --> 01:12:45,700
Hello? Heart Eyes?
Are you kidding me?
1517
01:12:45,701 --> 01:12:46,784
But wait, are you okay?
1518
01:12:46,785 --> 01:12:48,369
Tell me the truth.
Do you need to come over?
1519
01:12:48,370 --> 01:12:49,788
You can sleep
in Arthur's panic room.
1520
01:12:51,999 --> 01:12:53,709
No, I hate this feeling.
1521
01:12:54,627 --> 01:12:55,628
What feeling?
1522
01:12:57,338 --> 01:12:58,506
Liking someone.
1523
01:12:59,673 --> 01:13:01,133
God, I fucked up.
1524
01:13:02,176 --> 01:13:03,301
I fucked up, Mon.
1525
01:13:03,302 --> 01:13:05,553
I met a really,
really great guy,
1526
01:13:05,554 --> 01:13:06,722
and now he's gone.
1527
01:13:09,725 --> 01:13:10,726
Where is he?
1528
01:13:11,352 --> 01:13:12,644
At the airport.
1529
01:13:12,645 --> 01:13:14,896
Oh. Okay, great.
He's at the airport. Go get him.
1530
01:13:14,897 --> 01:13:15,980
Mon, I--
1531
01:13:15,981 --> 01:13:18,817
- [SIGHS]
- Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me.
1532
01:13:19,401 --> 01:13:20,860
You deserve to be happy.
1533
01:13:20,861 --> 01:13:23,029
You deserve
to have someone love you
1534
01:13:23,030 --> 01:13:26,283
for the beautiful,
neurotic mess that you are.
1535
01:13:27,201 --> 01:13:29,244
I mean, you can be
so clueless sometimes.
1536
01:13:29,245 --> 01:13:31,746
It's one of the ten things
I hate about you, honestly.
1537
01:13:31,747 --> 01:13:34,415
You can't let Jay go off
to his best friend's wedding
1538
01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:36,042
and hook up with
a bunch of bridesmaids
1539
01:13:36,043 --> 01:13:37,545
and move to Notting Hill. No.
1540
01:13:38,087 --> 01:13:39,421
This is love, mama.
1541
01:13:40,089 --> 01:13:42,632
Some kind of wonderful,
1542
01:13:42,633 --> 01:13:45,970
crazy, stupid love, actually.
1543
01:13:46,804 --> 01:13:47,846
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1544
01:13:47,847 --> 01:13:50,807
Go get him. Go get
that beautiful, melanin man.
1545
01:13:50,808 --> 01:13:52,058
- Okay!
- He's gorgeous!
1546
01:13:52,059 --> 01:13:54,143
- Oh, my God. Okay,
- Ally, go get him right now!
1547
01:13:54,144 --> 01:13:56,187
- I'm going.
- I love you! You're beautiful!
1548
01:13:56,188 --> 01:13:58,439
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1549
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:00,817
WOMAN OVER PA: This is your
final call for all passengers
1550
01:14:00,818 --> 01:14:03,320
on flight 403 to Boston.
1551
01:14:04,113 --> 01:14:05,488
[CAR DOOR OPENS]
1552
01:14:05,489 --> 01:14:07,366
- ALLY: Thank you.
- [CAR DOOR CLOSES]
1553
01:14:08,617 --> 01:14:09,617
Jay?
1554
01:14:09,618 --> 01:14:11,244
WOMAN OVER PA: Please have
your boarding pass...
1555
01:14:11,245 --> 01:14:12,996
- Jay!
- ...and identification ready.
1556
01:14:12,997 --> 01:14:14,081
Thank you.
1557
01:14:18,127 --> 01:14:19,127
Jay?
1558
01:14:19,128 --> 01:14:21,421
[INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
OVER PA]
1559
01:14:21,422 --> 01:14:22,881
- Jay!
- MAN: Fuck!
1560
01:14:22,882 --> 01:14:23,966
Sorry.
1561
01:14:27,261 --> 01:14:28,262
Jay!
1562
01:14:31,348 --> 01:14:32,682
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
1563
01:14:32,683 --> 01:14:34,310
I thought
you were somebody else.
1564
01:14:34,894 --> 01:14:37,270
WOMAN OVER PA: Paging passengers
Mr. and Mrs. Jones
1565
01:14:37,271 --> 01:14:38,521
flying to Denver...
1566
01:14:38,522 --> 01:14:40,023
- Sorry.
- ...on flight 273.
1567
01:14:40,024 --> 01:14:42,525
Your flight is boarded
and ready for departure.
1568
01:14:42,526 --> 01:14:44,653
- Please make your way...
- [PHONE VIBRATING]
1569
01:14:44,778 --> 01:14:46,529
...to gate lounge 11
immediately.
1570
01:14:46,530 --> 01:14:48,656
- Hello?
- DISTORTED VOICE: Roses are red,
1571
01:14:48,657 --> 01:14:50,700
violets are black.
1572
01:14:50,701 --> 01:14:52,327
Guess who's with me
1573
01:14:52,328 --> 01:14:54,454
and not coming back?
1574
01:14:54,455 --> 01:14:55,539
Who is this?
1575
01:14:57,082 --> 01:14:58,334
We've met before.
1576
01:14:58,834 --> 01:15:00,001
Forget me not.
1577
01:15:00,002 --> 01:15:01,961
JAY OVER PHONE: Ally! Ally! No!
1578
01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:04,005
Don't-- Do not-- [GRUNTS]
1579
01:15:04,006 --> 01:15:05,716
DISTORTED VOICE:
St. Valentine's Chapel.
1580
01:15:06,425 --> 01:15:08,384
Come alone or he dies.
1581
01:15:08,385 --> 01:15:09,470
Okay.
1582
01:15:10,054 --> 01:15:12,640
Call for help, he dies.
1583
01:15:13,265 --> 01:15:14,933
Okay. Just please
don't hurt him.
1584
01:15:14,934 --> 01:15:18,311
DISTORTED VOICE: [LAUGHS]
That's up to you, sweetheart.
1585
01:15:18,312 --> 01:15:20,730
- [LINE CLICKS]
- [PANTING SOFTLY]
1586
01:15:20,731 --> 01:15:22,816
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1587
01:15:25,736 --> 01:15:27,404
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
1588
01:15:31,867 --> 01:15:33,869
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1589
01:15:35,246 --> 01:15:36,830
[THUNDER CRASHES]
1590
01:15:48,509 --> 01:15:50,176
[DOORS CREAKING]
1591
01:15:50,177 --> 01:15:52,263
[WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY]
1592
01:15:55,891 --> 01:15:57,643
- [BREATH TREMBLING]
- [DOORS CREAKING]
1593
01:16:00,354 --> 01:16:01,730
[DOORS CLOSE]
1594
01:16:03,190 --> 01:16:05,651
DISTORTED VOICE:
They say love is blind
1595
01:16:06,443 --> 01:16:09,029
and lovers cannot see,
1596
01:16:11,991 --> 01:16:16,245
the pretty follies
that they themselves commit.
1597
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:21,250
But love isn't blind...
1598
01:16:22,710 --> 01:16:23,961
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
1599
01:16:25,838 --> 01:16:27,131
[SIGHS]
1600
01:16:29,466 --> 01:16:30,467
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Is it?
1601
01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:32,845
Wait, you're--
1602
01:16:34,180 --> 01:16:35,181
It's me.
1603
01:16:37,516 --> 01:16:38,517
David.
1604
01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:44,565
The IT guy.
1605
01:16:45,858 --> 01:16:47,943
Wait, who the fuck
did we kill then?
1606
01:16:48,485 --> 01:16:50,321
[LAUGHS] Eli.
1607
01:16:50,821 --> 01:16:52,990
Poor, stupid Eli.
1608
01:16:53,449 --> 01:16:54,991
You guys were a couple?
1609
01:16:54,992 --> 01:16:56,952
Couple? No. No. [SIGHS]
1610
01:16:58,829 --> 01:16:59,830
Throuple.
1611
01:17:00,748 --> 01:17:02,416
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1612
01:17:03,626 --> 01:17:06,337
Love looks with eyes wide open.
1613
01:17:08,130 --> 01:17:10,549
Seeking what the heart desires
the most.
1614
01:17:12,468 --> 01:17:13,469
A partner.
1615
01:17:14,929 --> 01:17:16,472
Its true companion.
1616
01:17:21,894 --> 01:17:24,604
I found mine ten years ago
in a chat room.
1617
01:17:24,605 --> 01:17:25,814
[GRUNTS]
1618
01:17:26,232 --> 01:17:27,607
David saw me.
1619
01:17:27,608 --> 01:17:29,317
He understood me
1620
01:17:29,318 --> 01:17:31,152
and I understood him.
1621
01:17:31,153 --> 01:17:32,947
[DAVID GASPS, MOANS]
1622
01:17:37,868 --> 01:17:39,703
[SIGHS] We got married here.
1623
01:17:40,704 --> 01:17:43,331
You know, I didn't really take
you for the religious type.
1624
01:17:43,332 --> 01:17:44,499
[BOTH LAUGH]
1625
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:47,503
No. We just like the story.
1626
01:17:50,673 --> 01:17:52,132
Saint Valentine...
1627
01:17:54,844 --> 01:17:56,095
[WHISPERS] ...was beheaded.
1628
01:17:58,347 --> 01:17:59,347
[SHAW LAUGHS]
1629
01:17:59,348 --> 01:18:01,475
You murdered innocent people.
1630
01:18:02,935 --> 01:18:04,686
- Share what you love.
- Share what you love.
1631
01:18:04,687 --> 01:18:06,564
- Mm.
- [THUNDER RUMBLING]
1632
01:18:07,231 --> 01:18:10,317
DAVID: And we love
hunting, killing...
1633
01:18:11,527 --> 01:18:12,653
SHAW: Deceit.
1634
01:18:13,487 --> 01:18:15,531
Taking turns on our victims.
1635
01:18:17,157 --> 01:18:18,450
Murdering couples.
1636
01:18:20,494 --> 01:18:21,953
[HEAVY BREATHING]
1637
01:18:21,954 --> 01:18:23,497
DAVID: It's our kink.
SHAW: It's our kink.
1638
01:18:24,874 --> 01:18:26,499
Everybody's got a fetish.
1639
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:27,917
- [BREATH TREMBLING]
- [THUNDER RUMBLING]
1640
01:18:27,918 --> 01:18:29,670
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
1641
01:18:31,797 --> 01:18:34,465
Well, too bad we wasted
your boyfriend at the drive-in.
1642
01:18:34,466 --> 01:18:35,717
- DAVID: Oh, God.
- [SHAW LAUGHS]
1643
01:18:35,718 --> 01:18:37,719
He wasn't our boyfriend.
1644
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:40,805
No, Eli was just
a stupid fanboy.
1645
01:18:40,806 --> 01:18:42,473
He was obsessed with us.
1646
01:18:42,474 --> 01:18:43,725
He was obsessed with me.
1647
01:18:43,726 --> 01:18:45,436
Yeah. Learned a lot from me.
1648
01:18:46,437 --> 01:18:47,396
It just got messy.
1649
01:18:47,521 --> 01:18:49,230
- [JAY SHOUTS]
- [SCREAMS] Fuck!
1650
01:18:49,231 --> 01:18:50,940
SHAW: I almost got you at home.
1651
01:18:50,941 --> 01:18:53,776
- JAY: [YELLS] Go, go, go, go!
- [SCREAMS]
1652
01:18:53,777 --> 01:18:55,445
- I killed your driver.
- ...lovebirds.
1653
01:18:55,446 --> 01:18:57,322
ALLY: [SCREAMS] No, no, no,
you've got the wrong people!
1654
01:18:57,323 --> 01:18:58,615
JAY: Hey, what are you doing?
1655
01:18:58,616 --> 01:19:01,911
And I had a blast wasting those
vile dickheads at the winery.
1656
01:19:02,036 --> 01:19:03,579
- [CHOKES]
- [SCREAMS]
1657
01:19:04,246 --> 01:19:06,207
Ooh, that reminds me.
1658
01:19:07,082 --> 01:19:08,750
- Oh.
- Found this.
1659
01:19:08,751 --> 01:19:12,504
- God, you're the fucking best.
- [CHUCKLING]
1660
01:19:12,505 --> 01:19:14,005
Isn't she the fucking best?
1661
01:19:14,006 --> 01:19:15,089
SHAW: Yeah, I know.
1662
01:19:15,090 --> 01:19:16,800
And as luck would have it,
1663
01:19:17,468 --> 01:19:19,219
[CLICKS TONGUE]
your initials match.
1664
01:19:19,220 --> 01:19:21,889
J. Shaw.
1665
01:19:22,348 --> 01:19:25,267
Jeanine Shaw, bitch.
1666
01:19:26,519 --> 01:19:28,853
Why us? We're not even a couple.
1667
01:19:28,854 --> 01:19:31,232
Just let him go! Let him go!
1668
01:19:31,357 --> 01:19:33,358
[SIGHS] Truth be told,
1669
01:19:33,359 --> 01:19:35,985
we were gonna kill the other
couple at the restaurant.
1670
01:19:35,986 --> 01:19:37,279
[LAUGHING]
1671
01:19:37,404 --> 01:19:38,405
But then...
1672
01:19:39,782 --> 01:19:42,325
- we saw that kiss.
- Oh, that kiss! God!
1673
01:19:42,326 --> 01:19:46,120
[CHUCKLES]
Your chemistry is undeniable.
1674
01:19:46,121 --> 01:19:48,207
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1675
01:20:00,886 --> 01:20:04,013
Well, I didn't know that murder
was a love language.
1676
01:20:04,014 --> 01:20:05,099
SHAW: Try it.
1677
01:20:05,933 --> 01:20:07,184
Maybe you'll like it.
1678
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:08,727
[THUNDER BREAKING]
1679
01:20:12,815 --> 01:20:14,024
Pick it up.
1680
01:20:15,943 --> 01:20:16,944
Pick it up.
1681
01:20:18,112 --> 01:20:20,154
There's a single bullet
in that chamber
1682
01:20:20,155 --> 01:20:22,658
with one single choice,
him or you.
1683
01:20:32,126 --> 01:20:33,751
We may have
mistaken you for lovers
1684
01:20:33,752 --> 01:20:36,630
at the beginning of the night,
but can you prove us right?
1685
01:20:37,339 --> 01:20:39,174
Could you save
his life with yours,
1686
01:20:39,175 --> 01:20:42,553
thus proving that love
really does conquer all?
1687
01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:46,932
If you don't love him, kill him.
1688
01:20:48,309 --> 01:20:49,643
DAVID: And you're free to go.
1689
01:20:53,439 --> 01:20:54,440
Wow.
1690
01:20:57,151 --> 01:20:59,862
You know,
your dedication is impressive.
1691
01:21:02,615 --> 01:21:03,991
It's twisted as fuck, but--
1692
01:21:07,828 --> 01:21:09,205
[PANTING]
1693
01:21:09,496 --> 01:21:10,664
Jay.
1694
01:21:13,751 --> 01:21:16,962
I've spent so long
running from love.
1695
01:21:19,548 --> 01:21:21,467
Convinced it would destroy me.
1696
01:21:22,468 --> 01:21:24,470
[SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1697
01:21:29,225 --> 01:21:30,976
I don't wanna be
that person anymore.
1698
01:21:35,898 --> 01:21:37,691
I want the storybook thing.
1699
01:21:44,782 --> 01:21:47,326
It was just one single night...
1700
01:21:51,455 --> 01:21:53,289
but I fell hard for you, Jay.
1701
01:21:53,290 --> 01:21:55,626
[EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS]
1702
01:22:02,633 --> 01:22:03,883
JAY: No, no, no.
1703
01:22:03,884 --> 01:22:05,844
- No, no, no. Don't do that.
- [SHAW AND DAVID LAUGHING]
1704
01:22:05,845 --> 01:22:07,762
No! No, hey.
1705
01:22:07,763 --> 01:22:09,472
Hey. Hey, no.
1706
01:22:09,473 --> 01:22:11,851
- No, no! Ally!
- Forgive me.
1707
01:22:13,269 --> 01:22:15,521
- [DAVID LAUGHING]
- [SHAW GASPING]
1708
01:22:16,397 --> 01:22:19,149
[SHAW GROANING, GASPING]
1709
01:22:19,942 --> 01:22:21,986
- [DAVID CONTINUES LAUGHING]
- Huh?
1710
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:24,697
Baby, no!
1711
01:22:25,406 --> 01:22:27,073
- Come on.
- JAY: [GROANS] Oh, you shot me.
1712
01:22:27,074 --> 01:22:29,075
ALLY: Sorry, I overcorrected.
1713
01:22:29,076 --> 01:22:31,287
- That's a lucky fucking shot.
- [DAVID GRUNTING ANGRILY]
1714
01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:35,040
[SCREAMING]
1715
01:22:37,042 --> 01:22:37,960
- [GUN CLICKS]
- [SHOUTS]
1716
01:22:38,377 --> 01:22:39,502
- Ally?
- [COUGHING]
1717
01:22:39,503 --> 01:22:40,921
Did you mean what you said?
1718
01:22:41,797 --> 01:22:43,090
[GRUNTS] Come on.
1719
01:22:43,716 --> 01:22:45,009
SHAW: [IN SINGSONG] Pookie.
1720
01:22:45,843 --> 01:22:47,302
Chop that pretty boy up.
1721
01:22:47,303 --> 01:22:48,928
I'm gonna have fun
with this one.
1722
01:22:48,929 --> 01:22:51,181
- ALLY: No. No.
- Oh, yes, Mommy.
1723
01:22:51,182 --> 01:22:52,724
- No! No!
- [GRUNTS]
1724
01:22:52,725 --> 01:22:54,309
Don't you fucking touch him! No!
1725
01:22:54,310 --> 01:22:56,520
[WHIMPERS] No!
1726
01:22:57,188 --> 01:22:58,188
No!
1727
01:22:58,189 --> 01:23:00,649
[PANTING]
1728
01:23:02,276 --> 01:23:04,028
You shouldn't
have shot me, bitch.
1729
01:23:07,406 --> 01:23:09,074
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1730
01:23:10,826 --> 01:23:12,410
[ALLY AND SHAW GRUNTING]
1731
01:23:12,411 --> 01:23:13,578
[GROANS]
1732
01:23:13,579 --> 01:23:14,747
DAVID: Hey, hey, come on.
1733
01:23:15,873 --> 01:23:17,041
Look at her go.
1734
01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:19,334
[GROANS]
1735
01:23:19,335 --> 01:23:20,710
[SHAW LAUGHING]
1736
01:23:20,711 --> 01:23:22,755
DAVID: Oh, you don't wanna
miss this, do you?
1737
01:23:23,589 --> 01:23:25,131
Isn't she perfect?
1738
01:23:25,132 --> 01:23:26,383
You talk too much.
1739
01:23:27,801 --> 01:23:30,012
[SCREAMING]
1740
01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:37,102
[SCREAMING]
1741
01:23:39,313 --> 01:23:42,066
- [WAX SIZZLING]
- [SCREAMING CONTINUES]
1742
01:23:43,484 --> 01:23:45,026
I'm gonna fucking kill you both.
1743
01:23:45,027 --> 01:23:46,237
[ALLY YELLING]
1744
01:23:50,574 --> 01:23:51,783
[YELPS]
1745
01:23:51,784 --> 01:23:53,118
[YELLING]
1746
01:23:56,539 --> 01:23:57,748
[COUGHING]
1747
01:23:59,917 --> 01:24:01,126
You watching, Jay?
1748
01:24:02,503 --> 01:24:04,255
I want you to see her die.
1749
01:24:05,422 --> 01:24:06,632
- [GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
1750
01:24:09,802 --> 01:24:11,679
Love hurts, bitch. [GRUNTS]
1751
01:24:12,012 --> 01:24:14,139
[CHOKING, WHEEZING]
1752
01:24:19,562 --> 01:24:21,938
- [THUNDER BREAKING]
- [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
1753
01:24:21,939 --> 01:24:23,274
[GRUNTING]
1754
01:24:34,410 --> 01:24:36,244
[GROANING, CHOKING]
1755
01:24:36,245 --> 01:24:38,372
[SCREAMING]
1756
01:24:39,039 --> 01:24:40,666
[BOTH SCREAMING]
1757
01:24:43,168 --> 01:24:45,087
[THUNDER BREAKING]
1758
01:24:45,921 --> 01:24:49,091
[CHOKING, WHEEZING]
1759
01:24:49,758 --> 01:24:51,302
[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
1760
01:25:04,023 --> 01:25:06,025
[CHOKING, WHEEZING]
1761
01:25:20,039 --> 01:25:22,541
[THUNDER BREAKING]
1762
01:25:35,179 --> 01:25:36,722
Your day fucking sucks.
1763
01:25:41,352 --> 01:25:42,353
Jay.
1764
01:25:43,187 --> 01:25:44,313
Jay. Hey.
1765
01:25:45,064 --> 01:25:46,065
Hey.
1766
01:25:46,899 --> 01:25:47,900
JAY: Hi, you.
1767
01:25:48,275 --> 01:25:49,276
ALLY: Hey.
1768
01:25:49,610 --> 01:25:50,945
[BREATH TREMBLING]
1769
01:25:54,365 --> 01:25:56,700
I think you got over
your fear of blood.
1770
01:25:56,825 --> 01:25:57,910
[CHUCKLES]
1771
01:25:58,202 --> 01:26:00,286
[GROWLING] I'm gonna kill you.
1772
01:26:00,287 --> 01:26:02,081
I'll fucking kill you.
1773
01:26:02,581 --> 01:26:04,250
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- [GRUNTS]
1774
01:26:11,966 --> 01:26:13,299
[CHUCKLES]
1775
01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:15,386
[PANTING]
1776
01:26:17,763 --> 01:26:18,848
Planet saved.
1777
01:26:21,016 --> 01:26:22,226
Planet saved.
1778
01:26:22,810 --> 01:26:24,812
[OMINOUS MUSIC FADING]
1779
01:26:30,526 --> 01:26:32,361
[THUNDER BREAKING]
1780
01:26:42,746 --> 01:26:44,706
[APPLAUSE]
1781
01:26:44,707 --> 01:26:45,958
[CORKS POP]
1782
01:26:46,959 --> 01:26:47,959
[RINGS CLINKING ON GLASS]
1783
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,962
Now, if you told me that,
a year ago,
1784
01:26:50,963 --> 01:26:54,924
I'd be drinking [LAUGHS]
to the highest recorded sales
1785
01:26:54,925 --> 01:26:57,010
in Crystal Cane history,
I'd say,
1786
01:26:57,011 --> 01:26:59,762
"Y'all just a lying sack
of hot trash."
1787
01:26:59,763 --> 01:27:02,599
- [LAUGHTER]
- But... here we are.
1788
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,808
WOMAN: Whoo!
1789
01:27:03,809 --> 01:27:07,478
And it's all thanks
to these two marketing mavens.
1790
01:27:07,479 --> 01:27:10,566
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
1791
01:27:11,066 --> 01:27:13,110
Right here. These two.
1792
01:27:14,153 --> 01:27:16,070
Now, Ally. I am,
1793
01:27:16,071 --> 01:27:17,822
believe it or not,
mildly devastated
1794
01:27:17,823 --> 01:27:19,533
that this is your last day.
1795
01:27:20,075 --> 01:27:22,911
But I am proud of you for going,
pursuing your dreams,
1796
01:27:22,912 --> 01:27:24,704
going back to doctor school.
1797
01:27:24,705 --> 01:27:27,165
All told, I hope
that you're better with a needle
1798
01:27:27,166 --> 01:27:28,791
than you are with a pitch deck!
[LAUGHS]
1799
01:27:28,792 --> 01:27:30,711
[LAUGHTER]
1800
01:27:31,587 --> 01:27:32,879
To success!
1801
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:34,756
- ALL: To success!
- To success.
1802
01:27:34,757 --> 01:27:35,841
Wait.
1803
01:27:37,468 --> 01:27:38,469
To love.
1804
01:27:39,512 --> 01:27:41,514
[SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1805
01:27:45,559 --> 01:27:46,560
Hey, baby.
1806
01:27:47,144 --> 01:27:48,145
Hi.
1807
01:27:48,521 --> 01:27:50,146
[GRUNTS] What did I miss?
1808
01:27:50,147 --> 01:27:52,315
Hey, do you think it's weird
having a date here
1809
01:27:52,316 --> 01:27:54,108
after everything that happened?
1810
01:27:54,109 --> 01:27:55,486
Nope. Not to me.
1811
01:27:56,362 --> 01:27:58,614
This is where I realized
I was in love with you.
1812
01:27:59,198 --> 01:28:01,533
So, feels symbolic.
1813
01:28:01,534 --> 01:28:03,160
[LAUGHS] Okay. Symbolic?
1814
01:28:03,786 --> 01:28:05,037
You think it's symb--
1815
01:28:06,247 --> 01:28:08,915
Listen, don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
1816
01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:11,377
I know stuff like this
can freak you out, but...
1817
01:28:14,213 --> 01:28:16,339
Ally, this has been
the best year of my life.
1818
01:28:16,340 --> 01:28:18,508
[SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1819
01:28:18,509 --> 01:28:19,593
So...
1820
01:28:21,595 --> 01:28:23,097
will you move in with me?
1821
01:28:32,398 --> 01:28:33,399
Jay, I--
1822
01:28:35,526 --> 01:28:36,735
I don't know what to say.
1823
01:28:38,070 --> 01:28:40,822
Yeah, no. I know
where that's going.
1824
01:28:40,823 --> 01:28:42,198
- It's okay.
- No, I--
1825
01:28:42,199 --> 01:28:43,909
- I don't want a key.
- [CHUCKLES]
1826
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:47,121
I don't want a key.
1827
01:28:51,542 --> 01:28:52,543
I want you.
1828
01:29:02,386 --> 01:29:03,846
[LAUGHS]
1829
01:29:06,432 --> 01:29:07,683
Jay Simmonds...
1830
01:29:10,519 --> 01:29:11,645
will you marry me?
1831
01:29:12,855 --> 01:29:14,607
[EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS]
1832
01:29:23,073 --> 01:29:24,074
Yes.
1833
01:29:25,034 --> 01:29:26,618
- Yes?
- Yes. Yes.
1834
01:29:26,619 --> 01:29:30,039
A million fucking times, yes.
1835
01:29:30,289 --> 01:29:33,292
["YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE"
BY THE SUPREMES PLAYING]
1836
01:29:35,961 --> 01:29:36,920
[HORNS HONKING]
1837
01:29:36,921 --> 01:29:41,342
I need love, love
to ease my mind
1838
01:29:41,634 --> 01:29:43,927
I need to find, find
1839
01:29:43,928 --> 01:29:45,887
Someone to call mine
1840
01:29:45,888 --> 01:29:49,015
But Mama said
you can't hurry love
1841
01:29:49,016 --> 01:29:51,684
No, you just have to wait
1842
01:29:51,685 --> 01:29:54,730
She said
love don't come easy
1843
01:29:54,980 --> 01:29:57,233
It's a game of give and take
1844
01:29:57,566 --> 01:29:58,983
You can't hurry love
1845
01:29:58,984 --> 01:30:01,445
No, you just have to wait
1846
01:30:01,820 --> 01:30:04,572
You gotta trust
give it time
1847
01:30:04,573 --> 01:30:07,075
No matter how long it takes
1848
01:30:07,076 --> 01:30:11,247
But how many heartaches
must I stand
1849
01:30:11,413 --> 01:30:13,749
Before I find a love
1850
01:30:13,958 --> 01:30:16,168
To let me live again?
1851
01:30:16,377 --> 01:30:18,754
Right now the only thing
1852
01:30:18,921 --> 01:30:21,257
That keeps me hanging on
1853
01:30:21,632 --> 01:30:23,801
When I feel my strength
1854
01:30:24,218 --> 01:30:25,802
Yeah, it's almost gone
1855
01:30:25,803 --> 01:30:28,263
- I remember Mama said
- You can't hurry love
1856
01:30:28,264 --> 01:30:31,558
No, you just have to wait
1857
01:30:31,559 --> 01:30:34,687
She said
love don't come easy
1858
01:30:34,895 --> 01:30:36,980
It's a game of give and take
1859
01:30:36,981 --> 01:30:38,857
How long must I wait?
1860
01:30:38,858 --> 01:30:41,318
How much more can I take
1861
01:30:41,777 --> 01:30:44,404
Before loneliness
1862
01:30:44,405 --> 01:30:47,073
Will cause my heart
heart to break?
1863
01:30:47,074 --> 01:30:48,741
No, I can't bear
1864
01:30:48,742 --> 01:30:51,119
To live my life alone
1865
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,372
I grow impatient for a love
1866
01:30:54,373 --> 01:30:56,291
To call my own
1867
01:30:56,292 --> 01:30:58,502
But when I feel that I
1868
01:30:58,711 --> 01:31:01,088
I can't go on
1869
01:31:01,922 --> 01:31:03,841
These precious words
1870
01:31:04,049 --> 01:31:05,550
Keeps me hanging on
1871
01:31:05,551 --> 01:31:08,219
- I remember Mama said
- You can't hurry love
1872
01:31:08,220 --> 01:31:11,598
No, you just have to wait
1873
01:31:11,599 --> 01:31:14,726
She said
love don't come easy
1874
01:31:14,727 --> 01:31:16,561
It's a game of give and take
1875
01:31:16,562 --> 01:31:18,438
You can't hurry love...
1876
01:31:18,439 --> 01:31:20,524
- [SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY]
- [PHONE VIBRATING]
1877
01:31:23,694 --> 01:31:24,694
Hello?
1878
01:31:24,695 --> 01:31:26,112
[DISTORTED VOICE OVER PHONE]
Roses are red,
1879
01:31:26,113 --> 01:31:27,990
violets are blue.
1880
01:31:29,074 --> 01:31:32,119
Guess who just took
a picture of you?
1881
01:31:32,828 --> 01:31:33,829
Who is this?
1882
01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:36,289
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Relax, bitch.
1883
01:31:36,290 --> 01:31:37,373
Too soon?
1884
01:31:37,374 --> 01:31:39,334
Monica, that's not funny!
1885
01:31:39,335 --> 01:31:40,920
[LAUGHS] Where even are you?
1886
01:31:41,795 --> 01:31:42,795
Did you get it?
1887
01:31:42,796 --> 01:31:44,422
Of course I got it.
Are you kidding me?
1888
01:31:44,423 --> 01:31:46,966
You look super cute. I mean,
I would have gotten a manicure,
1889
01:31:46,967 --> 01:31:48,593
but I told you that,
and you're fine with that.
1890
01:31:48,594 --> 01:31:50,720
You're a natural gal.
You look great.
1891
01:31:50,721 --> 01:31:54,474
Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés.
Love you.
1892
01:31:54,475 --> 01:31:56,184
- [KISSING]
- [LINE CLICKS, BEEPS]
1893
01:31:56,185 --> 01:31:58,144
Ally? Hello?
1894
01:31:58,145 --> 01:32:00,523
{\an8}[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1895
01:33:49,215 --> 01:33:51,592
[SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1896
01:36:49,895 --> 01:36:53,107
[SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING]
1897
01:36:57,236 --> 01:36:59,238
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1898
01:37:02,783 --> 01:37:03,951
[MUSIC FADES]