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[muffled metal music through
bathroom wall]

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Downloaded from
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[grunt]

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[man urinating]

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.BZ

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[still urinating]

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[coughs]

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[he's still pissing]

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[shakes it off &
walks away]

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♪ Do you remember when

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he saved the whole
motherfucking world back then? ♪

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♪ Behold his glory

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♪ He did this all for you,
my god damn friends

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♪ In times of war we need a
hero to save us all

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But we're stuck with Brodie ♪

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♪ Yeah he saved the fuckin world

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His name is Brodie ♪

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♪ After he unleashed
the devil's hordes

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♪ Yeah, he fought the demons
'til they fell

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Cause his balls-up opened the
gates of hell. ♪

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♪ His name is Brodie

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♪ He’s a LARPing metal geek

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♪ His name is Brodie

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♪ Still needs a nightlight
just to sleep

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♪ Beat up some demons with a
rubber dong

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♪ This is Brodie’s goddamn
fuckin' song

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♪ His name is Brodie

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♪ Kicked some demons
in the sack.

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♪ Although his pants
were a bit shat.

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♪ Biceps softer
than cookie dough.

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♪ But he saved the day
with a sick solo!

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(sick guitar solo)

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♪ Whoaaaa....

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♪ Hmmmm....

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♪ Whoaaaa...

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♪ Whoaaaa...

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♪ Whoaaaaooooaaaaoooooh...

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♪ His name is Brodie

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♪ Fuck yeah!

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♪ Do you remember when

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♪ He had to kill his bandmate,
his best friend?

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♪ True fucking story

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♪ He finally ended
up with his dream girl

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Till she dumped his broke ass,

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Now it’s Brodie against
the world ♪

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(METAL AS FUCK SCREAM)

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[falling sound]

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(EXPLOSION)

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[guitar chord]

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[paper crumpling]

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[guitar chord]

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[paper rip]

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[Beastwars - "Waves"
plays in background]

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Dude, why are you naked?

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I got bored, bro,
when you passed out

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and decided to play solitaire

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Strip solitaire.

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Oh no, hey, Rattlehead,
No, no, hey, no

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You seen my t-shirt
anywhere bro?

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No

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I'm gonna grab one of yours

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[bottles & cans knocked over]

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[Rattlehead whines]

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Iron Maiden?

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No fucking way, that's vintage

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What about this one, Metallica?

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What album?

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Load

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That's my wank rag

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Oh, fuck!

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Ahh... this'll do.

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No, no, no way, any
shirt but that.

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T-take Iron Maiden

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This is Medina's
old shirt isn't it?

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Please just take it off

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I heard she's
playing some pretty big shows
in the city, bro

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Bet she's pulling a lot
of dude groupies, man

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She'll be up to her neck in,
like, cocks

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Dude, shut up.

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Like a tornado of dicks, man.

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A Dicknado

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Guyclone.

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Okay, okay, I get it.

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She's probably having sex.

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Jizzard.

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Medina's getting sprayed with
all this milky white...

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Dude, shut up.

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Get fucking--

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Stop!

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Take the t-shirt off now.

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Oh, fucking stinky cunt.

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It's hormonal.

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[farts]

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[fart]

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[fart]

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[fart]

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Here, have your fucking
"Medina shirt" back

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[sad pathetic music]

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[Rattlehead whimpering]

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[playing the guitar unplugged]

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[electrical current]

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[evil music swells]

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[wind howls]

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Black Hymn is absolute power.

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We should learn this, turn
it into a Deathgasm song.

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Deathgasm song, Deathgasm song.
Deathgasm song...

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[Screams]

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[Evil Growl]

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[bed deflates]

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Juvenile.

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[orchestral hit]

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Useless.

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[orchestral hit]

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Offensive.

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[orchestral hit]

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Stupid.

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You're ex-employers.
They all hate you.

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Me? What about them?

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They were like
ordering me around all day,
telling me what to do.

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They were so...

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Bossy. Yeah.
Bosses tend to be bossy.

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Okay. Well, let's thoroughly
assess your education.

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Okay.

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And we're done.

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You have no education.

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Well, that's
because there
was a demon apocalypse
at my high school.

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It's pretty hard to learn
when your teacher
is possessed
and talking gibberish.

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Mmm.

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You could have learned Latin,
Yeah?

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Personal presentation.
This can be quite
a sensitive topic.

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But let's state the obvious.

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The body odour.

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You are unbearably smelly.

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You sweat like Kevin Spacey
in a ball pit.

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Not in a good way.

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I just want to forcibly
scrub you with the

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lousing powder every time
you come in here.

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Okay. Well, that's easy.
I'll just spray
myself
with a bit more Lynx next time.

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So is that it?

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Not even close.

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Uh, bad breath.

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Weird voice.

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What?

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Dandruff.

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Objectively unattractive.

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Whoa. That's pretty harsh.

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It's not me saying it.
It's the form.

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Look,
facial unpleasantness aside...

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the hair and beard make
you look like a cult leader.

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[heavenly vocals]

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Look, I'm out of ideas.

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I want to play guitar.

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I- I want to shred
at big metal shows.

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I was like you, mate.

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Used to be in a band.

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What? The guitar?

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Triangle.

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Yeah.

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I wanted to work
my way up to the top.

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Go pro.

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A pro... triangle-er?

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Yeah, but the triangle
scene is so bitchy.

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Now look at me.

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Livin' La Vida Loca, mate.

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Yeah. Um...

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Look, if you can't keep a job,
I'm going
to have to cut
your welfare payments.

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What? No, no, you can't do that.

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Oh, but I can. Yeah. Very easy.

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Big red button.

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Sometimes I hit on an accident.

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Whoa.

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Cut, cut, cut.

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Yeah, they don't even realise,
till the next day.

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People come in, moaning.

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Oh,
my kids are sleeping in a skip.

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I went to sell
my meat flaps
to a bunch of truckies
in the car park

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to get a finger blasted
for some baby food.

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Ugh, never hear the end of it.

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I do actually know someone that
could help you, though.

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Isn't that your job?

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Jesus Christ.

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Look, if you come
to my prayer group,
help clean up
around the church a bit,

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I won't cut your welfare.

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Well,
you can't make me go to church.

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Yeah, but I can cut your money.

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I don't like doing it, but...

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You do like doing it though?

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Oh, yes, I do. I love doing it.

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It's that big old button.

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Cut, cut, cut.

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[slicing sound]

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It's addictive.
It's really addictive.

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Thank you.

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[Alien Weaponry "Mau Moko"
plays]

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[Mau Moko transitions to
comtemplative piano]

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Fuck yes.
Now that's a record, man.

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[strumming guitar unplugged]

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[Stälker "Black Majik Terror"
plays]

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[knocks over bottles]

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Black... Majik... Terror...

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[screams]

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[passes out into bottles]

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[phone ringing]

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[phone ringing]

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[Both] Hello?

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Hello. Is that you, Medina?

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Fuck, Brodie, I told you to
stop calling me.

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No, no, no. It-it-it's me.
It's Bro- It-it-It's Brodie.

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Yeah,
no, I know it's you, Brodie.

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No one else drunk dials me at
3 in the morning.

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Wha? No, it's 10:30.

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Wait.

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Oh, I am so, so sorry..

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Uh, for everything,

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you know,
and I wanted to just say,

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I wanted to tell you that...

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That you love me. I know.

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You drunk call me and do this
every week. Just...

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Just move on, okay, Brodie?

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I have.

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[click]

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[sad pathetic music swells]

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[80s sitcom music]

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[CHEERING]

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[dog barking]

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Hey, Mr. Cranfield.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Oh. Sorry, dude.

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[sad 80s sitcom music]

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[audience "Awww"]

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[canned laughter]

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[French kissing]

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[love making groans]

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[Garrett McKinney
"Demotep Transmutation" plays]

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[changes channels]

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[changes channels]

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Are you an unemployed
friendless loser

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who dreams of being a star?

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Pfft. No. I got a dog.

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If you just talked at the TV,

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then this next story
might be for you!

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Rock contest, NOIZEQUEST

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is giving bands a shot
at metal stardom.

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Prizes include ten thousand
dollars cash

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and a record deal.

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This year, the self-described
"Heartcore" band

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Rewind Her Funeral Tape

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are hot favourites...

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Hello, my beautiful children.

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Other metal bands sing about...

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... murder, Satan, dragons...

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... cringe boomer shit.

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I write
about real human emotions.

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Like when my grandma died.

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(SIGHS)

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I got her inked right here.

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I based it on an old pic from
when she was still bangable.

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[guitar noodling]

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Grandma...

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The fabric of the band has been

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stitched in diversity.

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I myself happen to be openly

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lactose intolerant.

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Vinny is neurodivergent.

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He can't read, write.

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Mikey, whilst not technically
a, uh..

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00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,109
"little person",
is very fucking short.

268
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,362
I tried to measure him once,
but he got away...

269
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,323
And our new singer,

270
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:22,159
she just so happens
to be rocking the

271
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,328
XX chromosomes.

272
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,954
Check her out, Medina.

273
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:27,915
Medina?

274
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,375
Isn't she glamorous
and beautiful...

275
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,335
Mysterious.

276
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,170
Non-binary, I think.

277
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:33,921
Uh...

278
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:34,796
Yes?

279
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:35,214
No?

280
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:40,010
I created my own genre,
and I coined it...

281
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,262
Heartcore.

282
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,890
Medina was actually
there when I came up
with it, weren't you?

283
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,600
I'm...

284
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,811
... constantly surprised
by some of the things

285
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,773
that come out of Jesse's
mouth... publicly.

286
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:57,945
Accompany me on our Heartcore
revolution.

287
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,076
[guitar feedback]

288
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:04,451
Fuck!

289
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,746
[VHS "If You Loved Me You'd
Let Me Eat Your Brains" plays]

290
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:08,747
[screams]

291
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:09,957
[guitar smashes]

292
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,673
[broken guitar sound]

293
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,801
(KNOCKING)

294
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:22,886
[wood cracking]

295
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:23,846
[glass breaking]

296
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,138
Oh!

297
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,765
Didn't know you were home.

298
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:27,641
I'm home.

299
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,101
I did knock.

300
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:32,396
I'm here to repo a guitar.

301
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:37,234
I'll get you a bag.

302
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,278
(AIR GUITAR SOUNDS)

303
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,446
(MOUTH GUITAR SOUNDS)

304
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,364
(MORE AIR GUITAR SOUNDS)

305
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,915
[evil sounds swell]

306
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,377
No. No way.

307
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:57,838
Stupid idea.

308
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,721
[bottles & cans clanking]

309
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,977
[evil music swells]

310
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:16,565
[electric zaps]

311
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,276
Probably shouldn't...

312
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,486
[guitar feedback]

313
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,822
[cans shaking]

314
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,702
(WOMAN'S MOANS)

315
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,874
(EVIL CACKLING)

316
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:35,959
(CHOKING A CHICKEN)

317
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,590
(SATIN LAUGHING)

318
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,675
(THUNDER)

319
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,347
Alright. Come on.

320
00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:49,139
Bro.

321
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,682
I got one fucking arm.

322
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,601
How am I meant to scale a fence?

323
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,936
I'm gonna bail.

324
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,145
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, you can't bail.

325
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,314
Look, I'm sorry I can't help you

326
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,107
teabag corpses or whatever,
bro.

327
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,360
Dude, I'm gonna go home
and have a pizza,

328
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,487
topped with Oreos and
have a sad wank.

329
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,239
I need this.

330
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,245
Laters, bro.

331
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,456
[gate squeaking]

332
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,127
Fuck.

333
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,384
What the fuck are you thinking,
bro?

334
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,303
Last time we played those pages,
we almost destroyed the world.

335
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:32,516
All hell's gonna break loose,
and my one
remaining arm's gonna get ripped
off and

336
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:34,852
shoved up my ass by a
giant fucking demon, isn't it?

337
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,854
When I last
translated those pages,
there were other spells.

338
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,439
Not just for summoning demons,
but spells for, like

339
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,983
making you rich.

340
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,985
You don't need magic for that.
Just get a fucking job.

341
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,779
And spells for bringing the
dead back to life.

342
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,283
Dude, this whole thing stinks
like a bouquet of dicks.

343
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:50,200
We owe it to
Zakk and Dion, okay?

344
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,995
We were the ones that got them
killed in the first place.

345
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:53,662
You got them killed!

346
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,164
I just want it to be like it
was in the old times.

347
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,166
You know, back when
things were like,

348
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,126
Brutal as fuck!

349
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,294
(GUITAR POWER CHORD)

350
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,629
That's getting so old, bro.

351
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,298
(GUITAR STRING BREAKS)

352
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,357
Man,

353
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,526
It's crazy how they
refuse to let Zakk

354
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,653
and Dion be buried within
with the norms, bro.

355
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,865
Well, most of
the townspeople still
think we're the ones
behind the murders.

356
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,117
I mean, they kinda
have a point, bro.

357
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:32,993
Righty-oh!

358
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,204
Here we are. Let's do this.

359
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:35,996
Did you bring an instrument?

360
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:36,622
Yeah, bro.

361
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,209
A recorder?

362
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:40,584
What
the fuck are you,
the Pied Piper?

363
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:44,463
Well, dude, it was this or me
dragging my drum kit

364
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,715
through a fucking graveyard,
bro. Just fucking take it.

365
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,513
This says
if it's not played right,
they'd come come back wrong.

366
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:54,973
Wrong?

367
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,101
Yeah, but they'll be fine. Fine.

368
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,854
I mean, how hard
can it be, right?
Five-year-olds
play these things.

369
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,689
Yeah, yeah, but you...

370
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,358
You do know how
to play a recorder, right?

371
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:05,567
Yeah, yeah.

372
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:06,860
Piece of piss.

373
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:12,199
[screaching recorder sounds]

374
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,577
[orchestral strings]

375
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:19,206
[badly played recorder]

376
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,667
[electrical currents]

377
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,046
[screams]

378
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,341
[bones breaking
flesh ripping]

379
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:30,968
[more recorder playing]

380
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:32,719
[takes a breath]

381
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,973
[yet more recorder playing]

382
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,393
[squirmy sounds]

383
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:40,227
[electric zaps]

384
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,735
[sad pathetic music]

385
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,072
So...

386
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,241
Not too bad, eh?

387
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:55,993
That fucking sucked.

388
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,495
Fuck me!

389
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,540
Well,
it didn't work anyway, so...

390
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:02,457
Maybe you're right.

391
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,710
Maybe it's just a shit idea.

392
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:05,794
Thank you.

393
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,255
Let's get out of here.

394
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,092
Share a pizza?

395
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:13,427
Yeah, bro.

396
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:13,927
Thanks, man.

397
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,762
With Oreos and jizz

398
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,601
[evil music swells]

399
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,773
[thunder rolls]

400
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:33,530
(Window breaking)

401
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:43,832
(Bottles breaking)

402
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:55,886
[strings build]

403
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,563
Gahh!

404
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:10,984
[growls]

405
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:12,945
[intense music]

406
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,531
[slam]

407
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,615
[growl]

408
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:18,992
[thwack]

409
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:23,372
[growl]

410
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:23,830
[scream]

411
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:31,964
[GROWL]

412
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:37,094
[OVERTHRUST "Foetus Initiation"
plays]

413
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,225
Zakk?

414
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,863
(Dog barking)

415
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:56,697
[dog wails]

416
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:01,577
Rattlehead!

417
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:02,744
[dog whimpering]

418
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:12,629
Rattlehead?

419
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,178
[bones & flesh crack]

420
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,182
Dion?

421
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,768
You ate my fucking dog, dude!

422
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:27,811
(Zombie Scream)

423
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:33,817
[growls]

424
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,654
[AXESLASHER "Bone Appetite"
plays]

425
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:45,162
Zakk!

426
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,540
Zakk, help me!

427
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:53,378
[thwack]

428
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:54,213
[scream]

429
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,674
[DION]: Fuck!!!

430
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,719
[DION]: Oi, body! Hey!

431
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,849
Brodie?

432
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,185
[DION]: Body, down here!

433
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:09,645
[DION]: Pick me up.

434
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,190
[DION]: OW! Oh fuck!

435
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:16,568
[DION]: Dickhead, no! Over!

436
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,195
[DION]:: For fuck's sake.

437
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,655
[DION]:
That's a cushion, you dick.

438
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:21,114
(Bottles breaking)

439
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,243
[paper rustling]

440
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:28,705
[laughs]

441
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,711
Oh, watch this, watch this.

442
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,338
He loves that album.

443
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:37,798
Hey, bro.

444
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:38,715
Awesome album, eh?

445
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:39,925
[crunch]

446
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,179
See? He loves it.

447
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,265
Oh man, we did it.

448
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:50,769
No! We need to re-kill them!

449
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,229
No way!

450
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,814
Look,
Zakk is responding to the metal.

451
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:54,857
Okay, We can teach him.

452
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,108
We can win NOIZEQUEST.

453
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:59,736
Bro! They are fucking dead!

454
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:01,822
OK,
so we'll all wear corpse paint

455
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:03,156
and no one will know
the difference.

456
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,075
Noooo

457
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,202
Alright, we'll split the
winnings. 5K each.

458
00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:08,078
5K each?

459
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:08,871
5K each.

460
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:10,539
Fuck!

461
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:12,916
OK.

462
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,960
But I'm keeping
that Iron Maiden t-shirt.

463
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,840
Where are the Rotten
Cock Brothers?

464
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:21,800
[snoring]

465
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,677
(Glass breaking)

466
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,687
(Urinating)

467
00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:36,940
[giggling]

468
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,445
Roger?

469
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:42,905
Is that you?

470
00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,538
[giggling]

471
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,376
[giggling]

472
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:09,056
Eww.
You forgot to wipe your growler.

473
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,224
Ahh! Holy fuck!

474
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,059
[FLUSH]

475
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:15,312
(Screams)

476
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:16,897
Yeah. Get her body.

477
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:35,874
Give me!

478
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:38,085
Give me. Give me.

479
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:46,009
We’re doing this stupid way.

480
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,345
Poke it in our neck hole.

481
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,600
Oh. Left. Left a bit.

482
00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:57,104
You keep overshooting it.

483
00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:00,399
OK, got it.

484
00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:01,441
That's it.

485
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:02,860
Cool.

486
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:04,695
We got there.

487
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,910
Jen? You OK?

488
00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:26,842
[growl]

489
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:27,968
(Screams)

490
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:31,638
[WINDSWEPT "Cenote" plays]

491
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:33,432
[grunts]

492
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:35,809
[clang!]

493
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:38,103
[clang!]

494
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:39,855
[growl]

495
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:42,191
(Screams)

496
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,027
Fucking Christ!

497
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:46,528
Zakk!

498
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:48,780
What are you doing?

499
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,783
Hangin' out.
Eating guts and shit.

500
00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:55,704
Here, dig in, ladies.

501
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:02,711
Awww...

502
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:06,590
[sniffles]

503
00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:11,011
Shit, bro.

504
00:25:11,303 --> 00:25:13,305
Police are gonna be real happy,

505
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:16,225
you buried them
in shallow graves

506
00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:18,435
on your property.

507
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:24,942
[coughs]

508
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,278
What happened?

509
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:34,993
The fuck are we?

510
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,414
It's the guts, OK?

511
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,458
After they ate the guts,
they got, like, smarter...

512
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,960
almost back to normal.

513
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:45,212
But what happens when they need
to eat again, brother?

514
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:49,174
Do we just feed them hobos until
NOIZEQUEST or...?

515
00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:52,177
I haven't figured that part out
yet but when I do,

516
00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:53,929
it's totally gonna work, dude.

517
00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:56,640
Just like the old times.

518
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:01,019
[BULLETBELT "Deathgasm 2" plays]

519
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:14,825
[electric zaps]

520
00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:26,128
[groans]

521
00:26:26,128 --> 00:26:28,005
[screams]

522
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,466
[grunts]

523
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,598
[grunts]

524
00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:44,188
[slo-mo laugh]

525
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:02,539
Hey, Jesse, did you want some
help with the lyrics?

526
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:03,999
I'm the one who has
to sing them, so...

527
00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:05,375
I'm fine.

528
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:11,006
What rhymes with... 'nadir'?

529
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:14,468
How about reindeer?
Like,
you can make
it a Christmas song.

530
00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:18,388
Ana, um, what is it that
you are drawing?

531
00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:20,516
Just working on some new flash.

532
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:23,769
Oh.

533
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:26,980
Oh, my God.
I totally should tattoo you.

534
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,692
I'm pretty good. Check it out.

535
00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:35,697
Anal?

536
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:40,077
No, silly, it says Ana. Just has
a fancy twirl at the end.

537
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:42,579
Then there's this...

538
00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,706
Nowam lived?

539
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:47,543
It's supposed
to say "devil woman".

540
00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:49,545
I did it in the mirror...

541
00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:51,755
Shh...

542
00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:00,848
[sound of sploodge]

543
00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:03,350
[WO FAT "Nightcomer" plays]

544
00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:04,142
(GROWL)

545
00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:06,895
All right, look.

546
00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:09,064
If this doesn't work out my
welfare gets cut, okay?

547
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:10,190
So just be normal.

548
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,402
Bro... Hungry...

549
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:14,987
Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm here with you.

550
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:16,321
Okay,
I gotta keep an eye on you.

551
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:19,157
You can't keep
murdering random people.

552
00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:20,868
Here we go.

553
00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:26,790
[organ music plays]

554
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,420
(GROWLS)

555
00:28:34,006 --> 00:28:38,635
Okay, um,
please all welcome
Brodie
to tonight's prayer group.

556
00:28:39,678 --> 00:28:41,263
[Prayer Group]: Hi, Brodie.

557
00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:44,433
Brodie has also brought a
friend along too.

558
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,351
What did you say your name was?

559
00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:48,228
Zakk !

560
00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,105
Um, it's Zakk.

561
00:28:50,981 --> 00:28:52,357
[Prayer Group]: Hi, Zakk.

562
00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:53,150
Hi, Zakk.

563
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:54,318
Be polite, yeah?

564
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:02,409
You guys have wicked
instruments.

565
00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:04,661
Brodie, could you please read
tonight's passage?

566
00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:06,622
John 11.

567
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:13,003
Um, Jesus was still angry as
he arrived at the tomb.

568
00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:16,089
A cave with a stone rolled
across its entrance.

569
00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,344
"Remove the stone," he ordered.

570
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:22,471
But Martha protested.

571
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,476
"Lord, he has been dead
for four days.

572
00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:30,187
"...For four days.
The smell will be terrible."

573
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,066
Yeah, thank you.

574
00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:37,069
Now let us all close our eyes
in prayer.

575
00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:45,577
"O divine master,
grant that I may not so
much seek to be consoled
as to console.

576
00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:53,252
"So it is that we must eat
the body of our Lord's Saviour,
Jesus Christ,

577
00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,879
"to love is to be loved,

578
00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:58,757
when there is darkness, light.

579
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:02,094
and when there is sadness, joy.

580
00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:05,806
"To be consoled is to console.

581
00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:10,561
"To be understood
is to understand.

582
00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:15,190
"Lord, make me an instrument
of thy peace.

583
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,067
"For it is in giving
that we receive.

584
00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:20,320
"It is in self-forgetting
that we find.

585
00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:24,491
"It is in pardoning
that we are pardoned.

586
00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:29,746
"And it is in dying
to ourselves
that we are born
to eternal life.

587
00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:32,666
"Where there is doubt, faith.

588
00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:35,294
Amen."

589
00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:40,299
Oh.
Oh, why are you topless, Brodie?

590
00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:43,927
Ah, yeah. I just got a bit hot.

591
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:46,263
Thinking about Jesus, you know.

592
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:47,848
Where's Mrs. Slooton?

593
00:30:49,558 --> 00:30:51,226
I think she bailed.

594
00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:53,812
Ah, sweet lady.

595
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,570
(GROWLING & EATING SOUNDS)

596
00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:13,916
By the way,
I clogged the shitter in there.

597
00:31:16,502 --> 00:31:20,631
[FROZEN SOUL "Glacial
Domination" plays]

598
00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:31,767
(FEEDBACK)

599
00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:39,358
[breathing heavy]

600
00:31:42,444 --> 00:31:44,696
The police are gonna trace
this back to us, man.

601
00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:46,448
We are fucked!

602
00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:48,200
What's your plan for prison?

603
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:51,703
I'm gonna dry
out a shit
and sharpen it into a shank

604
00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:55,207
‘cause nobody wants to get
stabbed by poo.

605
00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:56,875
No-one's gonna
do any poo-stabbing.

606
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,043
It's gonna be fine.

607
00:31:58,043 --> 00:31:59,419
OK,
let's start with something easy

608
00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:01,922
How about, umm, how about
'Count Ejacula'?

609
00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:04,007
Why did you bring me back?

610
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,426
I'm always cold, bro.

611
00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:10,848
I smell like rot and I crave
guts all the time.

612
00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,141
I think you should just kill me.

613
00:32:13,976 --> 00:32:15,936
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
don't be like that.

614
00:32:16,144 --> 00:32:19,106
I brought you back
so we could rock out, man,
like old times, you know?

615
00:32:19,982 --> 00:32:25,070
Brotherhood of Steel? Come on.

616
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:28,073
Oh!

617
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:31,577
Um...

618
00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:35,414
Here, get this back on...

619
00:32:35,414 --> 00:32:37,416
Ah! That's it.

620
00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:39,418
(FLIES BUZZING)

621
00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:40,544
Oh, actually, um...

622
00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:43,338
While we're here, we'll just...

623
00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:45,924
God, I need a drink.

624
00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:49,845
Dion, fetch, beer.

625
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:51,930
Get your own beer.

626
00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:56,768
(ELECTRIC ZAPPING)

627
00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:01,481
Oh fuck, okay, okay.

628
00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:02,733
Is that a shock collar?

629
00:33:02,733 --> 00:33:04,776
Giles, he's not a dog.

630
00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:07,779
Yeah, well,
at least
my zombie hasn't murdered
anyone lately.

631
00:33:08,322 --> 00:33:11,200
Did notice you're,
uh, running out
of backyard space, mate.

632
00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:13,744
Here you go, dickhead.

633
00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:15,746
OK, OK, can we just practice?

634
00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:18,207
Uh, Zakk,
why don't you kick it off
with one
of those new bass lines?

635
00:33:22,336 --> 00:33:23,712
Jesus.

636
00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:25,506
You OK, bro?

637
00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:30,594
Um, OK, Dion, maybe show us
your keyboard skills.

638
00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:36,725
Fuck.
I forgot to pay the power bill.

639
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,143
I'm so sorry, guys.

640
00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:39,520
We're gonna need to find a new
place to rehearse.

641
00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:40,938
OK, everybody out. Come on.

642
00:33:42,064 --> 00:33:43,440
OK, I'm gonna head for the door.

643
00:33:43,899 --> 00:33:45,526
[Crashing]
[Giles]: (IN PAIN) Aw f-

644
00:33:45,526 --> 00:33:47,361
[Brodie]:
OK, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

645
00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:49,488
[Brodie]:
Maybe we need to wait for our
eyes to adjust.

646
00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:52,574
OK, can anybody see anything?

647
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,076
[Zakk]: Nothing.

648
00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:56,161
[Dion]: How about me Brodie?

649
00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:57,955
[Dion]:
Can you see how many fingers I'm
holding up?

650
00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:08,715
[HAVOK "Death Is An Illusion"
plays]

651
00:34:10,259 --> 00:34:13,679
[HAVOK "Death Is An Illusion"
plays]

652
00:34:19,977 --> 00:34:23,522
[CRAZY LIXX "Little Miss
Dangerous" plays]

653
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,459
Home, Sweet Home.

654
00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:46,086
Holy shit, this place is sick!

655
00:34:46,461 --> 00:34:47,254
How'd you score this?

656
00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:47,629
The owner knows my mum.

657
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:51,341
It doesn't open till night,
so we get to rehearse here
during the day.

658
00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:53,218
Really?

659
00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:58,473
Yeah,
the owner's totally
boning your mum.

660
00:34:58,765 --> 00:34:58,932
Yeah.

661
00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:01,894
What? No, Uncle Jerry's cool.

662
00:35:01,894 --> 00:35:03,312
He comes round
to visit sometimes.

663
00:35:03,312 --> 00:35:05,397
He gives me money
to go see a movie.

664
00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,858
Fucking idiots.

665
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,032
(HEAVENLY HARP SOUNDS)

666
00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:16,366
Oh, don't...

667
00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:19,786
[SNIFFING]

668
00:35:22,873 --> 00:35:25,459
[CRAZY LIXX "Little Miss
Dangerous" plays]

669
00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:42,142
It's definitely a pube...

670
00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:46,188
[feedback]

671
00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:49,024
OK, awesome.

672
00:35:49,024 --> 00:35:49,775
Well,
let's have a crack at “Medina”.

673
00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:52,736
A fucking love song?

674
00:35:53,278 --> 00:35:55,030
This is important.

675
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:57,741
Bro, just have a wank
so we can go back
to playing cool shit.

676
00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:59,952
OK, I literally raised the dead
to make this happen.

677
00:36:00,577 --> 00:36:01,161
From the top.

678
00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:04,957
(Music plays)

679
00:36:31,817 --> 00:36:33,193
No, no, no, it sucks.

680
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,197
So hungry.

681
00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:38,574
It's fine, OK?

682
00:36:38,574 --> 00:36:39,324
It's NOIZEQUEST soon.

683
00:36:39,324 --> 00:36:41,994
There's going to be tons
of guts there.

684
00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:45,581
Holy shit.

685
00:36:51,253 --> 00:36:53,797
Wait here.

686
00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:58,135
[sad but hopeful music]

687
00:36:59,136 --> 00:37:00,596
[birds chirp]

688
00:37:03,015 --> 00:37:03,473
Hey.

689
00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:04,391
Hey.

690
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,646
Are you in Grey Point long or?

691
00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:11,148
Just for NOIZEQUEST.

692
00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:13,317
Oh, yeah,
with Rewind Her Funeral Tape.

693
00:37:15,152 --> 00:37:15,944
Yes, actually.

694
00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:17,946
Got some...

695
00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:21,200
pretty big negotiations with
some major labels.

696
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,576
Wow, really?

697
00:37:25,704 --> 00:37:27,247
You know what, Brodie? Fuck you.

698
00:37:27,456 --> 00:37:29,583
OK, if you actually cared about
me, you would be happy.

699
00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:30,959
You know, I'm actually working
my arse off

700
00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:32,794
rather than rotting away
in this shit hole.

701
00:37:35,672 --> 00:37:36,757
Yeah, well,
what about Deathgasm?

702
00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:37,925
We were going nowhere.

703
00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:41,470
You expected me to
stick around forever

704
00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:43,680
listening to you mope
about losing Zakk.

705
00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:54,816
You know, you're one of the best
shredders that I've ever seen.

706
00:37:57,027 --> 00:37:58,904
But you hardly ever practice.

707
00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:00,822
You show up to gigs wasted.

708
00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:03,450
You need to stop feeling
sorry for yourself

709
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,619
and get your shit together.

710
00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:07,204
Yeah, what, like Jesse Dead?

711
00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:10,958
Look, Jesse has... issues...

712
00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:15,504
but he works
fucking hard
and he's super committed
to his band.

713
00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:19,132
The only thing
that Jesse Dead works hard at

714
00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:20,425
is looking like a fucking...

715
00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:22,928
"Looking like a fucking" what?

716
00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:25,848
Nothing. Nothing.

717
00:38:26,515 --> 00:38:28,183
Just leave it, Jesse.

718
00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:30,727
Shh.

719
00:38:33,522 --> 00:38:35,524
You're about to say it's
slur, weren't you?

720
00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:36,108
No, I wasn't.

721
00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:39,778
Oh, shit.

722
00:38:41,113 --> 00:38:42,155
Medina...

723
00:38:43,532 --> 00:38:45,742
this is your ex-boyfriend,
right?

724
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:48,328
The Toad Man
you were telling me about.

725
00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:51,957
Don't be ashamed of
who you are, okay?

726
00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:53,876
Be proud.

727
00:38:54,751 --> 00:38:58,297
Be proud of having a bum
for a face.

728
00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:02,009
I love your bum face.

729
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:07,055
Right.

730
00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:10,142
Oh!

731
00:39:10,893 --> 00:39:11,935
Ahhh!

732
00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:13,770
That patch.

733
00:39:15,105 --> 00:39:16,648
Are you really a fan of them?

734
00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:18,942
What, you mean a fan of-

735
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:19,860
Shut up!

736
00:39:20,903 --> 00:39:24,281
Don't you ever say their name.

737
00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:25,866
[rip]

738
00:39:26,658 --> 00:39:27,242
I mean...

739
00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:28,243
[spits]

740
00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:30,162
Well, I wouldn't say fan.

741
00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:31,997
I'm going to punch you now.

742
00:39:32,915 --> 00:39:33,081
[punch]
Ohhh!

743
00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:34,458
Jesse! Don't!

744
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:35,751
Owww.

745
00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:39,671
These beads are from
ancient Egypt.

746
00:39:40,589 --> 00:39:44,051
Suck on them
and you shall be forgiven
for your misdeeds.

747
00:39:46,595 --> 00:39:47,012
Ah!

748
00:39:47,221 --> 00:39:48,013
[thud]

749
00:39:50,349 --> 00:39:52,226
Count yourself lucky...

750
00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:55,354
that you don't have
any problematic band tattoos
that need removing.

751
00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:56,855
Why do you have a laser?

752
00:39:57,147 --> 00:39:57,731
Cheese grater.

753
00:39:58,732 --> 00:39:59,608
Sends a message.

754
00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:02,819
(SCREAMS & GROWLS)

755
00:40:03,362 --> 00:40:04,988
Zakk! Get him!

756
00:40:09,576 --> 00:40:11,537
(SCREAMS & BELL RINGING)

757
00:40:11,954 --> 00:40:13,539
Kill! Kill!

758
00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:17,292
Practicing some of my lyrics.

759
00:40:18,544 --> 00:40:20,838
♪ “Zakk! Get him! Kill...”

760
00:40:21,755 --> 00:40:23,382
I'd love to stay and chat, but,

761
00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:25,551
I've got to go over there
and be successful.

762
00:40:26,927 --> 00:40:29,721
Let us ride forward.
Into the revolution.

763
00:40:31,473 --> 00:40:32,474
And navigate the world.

764
00:40:34,518 --> 00:40:35,269
Stay behind me.

765
00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:36,770
Woman, get back here.

766
00:40:37,187 --> 00:40:38,063
Woman, behind me.

767
00:40:39,815 --> 00:40:42,192
♪ Do you remember when...

768
00:40:42,401 --> 00:40:43,944
[acoustic guitar]

769
00:40:43,944 --> 00:40:47,698
you saved the whole
motherfucking world back then? ♪

770
00:40:47,698 --> 00:40:49,992
♪ Cuz your name is Brodie

771
00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:52,578
Yeah,
you saved the fucking world ♪

772
00:40:52,578 --> 00:40:54,705
Your name is Brodie ♪

773
00:40:57,082 --> 00:40:58,083
Holy shit.

774
00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:00,377
Matt Heafy from Trivium.

775
00:41:02,963 --> 00:41:04,548
What are you doing here in the
ass end of the world?

776
00:41:04,882 --> 00:41:07,176
Wherever there's a metalhead in
trouble, I'll be there.

777
00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:10,596
I don't know.

778
00:41:11,013 --> 00:41:12,472
I fucked up pretty bad.

779
00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:14,349
I don't think
it can be unfucked.

780
00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:17,060
So you summoned the dead
to play in your band

781
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:18,770
and they started
eating people...

782
00:41:19,730 --> 00:41:21,023
That happens all the time.

783
00:41:21,023 --> 00:41:22,274
I've got your back, Bro.
First we need to...

784
00:41:22,274 --> 00:41:23,108
(SCREAM)

785
00:41:23,442 --> 00:41:24,359
(FLESH EATING SOUNDS)

786
00:41:24,610 --> 00:41:26,445
Oh my God! Oh, what the fuck?

787
00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:27,070
NO!!

788
00:41:27,279 --> 00:41:27,863
(SCREAM)

789
00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:29,531
Help, Brodie!

790
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,249
Look, would it help
if I said, sorry?

791
00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:40,918
Well, are you sorry?

792
00:41:42,085 --> 00:41:43,587
I'm sorry I didn't chew more...

793
00:41:43,587 --> 00:41:46,048
that Heafy is fucking repeating
on me, man.

794
00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:47,674
(ZAPPING SOUND)

795
00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:48,550
(SCREAM)

796
00:41:53,013 --> 00:41:56,558
Get. Me. A. Drink.

797
00:41:57,059 --> 00:41:59,269
I'm going to attach another
shock collar to your nuts.

798
00:41:59,269 --> 00:42:01,063
I said to stop shocking him.

799
00:42:01,063 --> 00:42:04,191
It's discipline!
And
don't forget my lemon
slice next time.

800
00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:06,652
You slip up one day
and then I'll get that

801
00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:09,321
remote
and I'll stick it up your ass!
Ahhh!

802
00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:10,197
(ZAPPING SOUND)

803
00:42:12,533 --> 00:42:14,743
The training is going well.

804
00:43:01,331 --> 00:43:02,583
(FLESH EATING SOUNDS)

805
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:35,657
Oh.

806
00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:43,916
Easy there, little guy...

807
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:47,002
Easy there...

808
00:43:48,587 --> 00:43:49,755
What you got there?

809
00:43:52,883 --> 00:43:54,968
(SCREAMS)

810
00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:59,056
[DRAGONCORPSE "Blood and
Stones" plays]

811
00:44:25,457 --> 00:44:27,543
(SCREAMS)

812
00:44:33,924 --> 00:44:36,009
(SCREAMS)

813
00:44:41,056 --> 00:44:43,141
(SCREAMS)

814
00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:45,853
(SINGING RUGBY SONG)

815
00:44:48,313 --> 00:44:49,314
[shwing]

816
00:44:50,148 --> 00:44:50,899
[boing]

817
00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:51,650
[boing]

818
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:52,651
[boing]

819
00:44:54,069 --> 00:44:56,321
Time to beat the meat!

820
00:45:03,996 --> 00:45:08,250
(SCREAMS)

821
00:45:33,609 --> 00:45:36,778
Hardly seem sporting for the
poor little bugger.

822
00:45:44,786 --> 00:45:47,873
(SCREAMS)

823
00:45:51,585 --> 00:45:54,087
My dick! My little dick!

824
00:45:54,505 --> 00:45:56,048
[tuning guitar]

825
00:45:57,049 --> 00:45:58,050
(GROWL)

826
00:45:58,258 --> 00:45:59,051
Fuck me!

827
00:45:59,676 --> 00:46:00,677
(LAUGHING)

828
00:46:01,386 --> 00:46:02,596
I've had a gutsful man.

829
00:46:05,182 --> 00:46:06,141
We need to kill them.

830
00:46:06,850 --> 00:46:07,017
Giles, they're undead.

831
00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:09,436
Yeah,
well we need to make them...

832
00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:11,897
...un-undead...

833
00:46:12,397 --> 00:46:13,690
I don't...

834
00:46:13,690 --> 00:46:15,359
If they run out of guts,
they'll turn on us.

835
00:46:15,359 --> 00:46:16,652
You know they will.

836
00:46:16,652 --> 00:46:17,986
Okay, look,
first we win the contest...

837
00:46:17,986 --> 00:46:19,196
Yeah, that's not gonna happen!

838
00:46:19,196 --> 00:46:20,572
...and then I'll...

839
00:46:21,865 --> 00:46:23,033
...put them to sleep.

840
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:25,911
Dogs, get put to sleep.

841
00:46:26,745 --> 00:46:29,540
But Dion is getting a pipe
bomb suppository...

842
00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:31,750
...if I don't get my drink soon.

843
00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:34,044
Dion!?

844
00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:38,257
Dion!?

845
00:46:40,175 --> 00:46:42,761
Fuck, oh, what am I doing?

846
00:46:49,852 --> 00:46:50,936
Alright.

847
00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:54,231
Dion,
where are you, little fuck?

848
00:46:54,231 --> 00:46:55,315
C'mon, mate...

849
00:46:57,192 --> 00:46:59,653
Where is that little
fucking cunt?

850
00:46:59,987 --> 00:47:01,029
Oh...

851
00:47:02,447 --> 00:47:03,323
What...

852
00:47:03,782 --> 00:47:04,700
...did he do...

853
00:47:04,908 --> 00:47:05,534
... with...

854
00:47:05,742 --> 00:47:07,327
...their dicks!

855
00:47:08,036 --> 00:47:09,246
(FLIES BUZZING)

856
00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:19,047
Dion's done a runner with them
like some sort of...

857
00:47:19,047 --> 00:47:20,757
...Cock Burglar.

858
00:47:20,757 --> 00:47:23,427
Even your mum hasn't taken this
many dicks in one go.

859
00:47:26,263 --> 00:47:27,973
Okay, look, we need bleach.

860
00:47:28,265 --> 00:47:31,476
Bleach in our eyes
isn't gonna help us
unsee this shit, man!

861
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:32,978
No, to clean up.

862
00:47:34,313 --> 00:47:35,564
I'm out, alright?

863
00:47:35,564 --> 00:47:37,441
Summoning undead monsters
is one thing...

864
00:47:37,441 --> 00:47:39,026
...but I draw the line at
manual labour.

865
00:47:39,026 --> 00:47:40,068
Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.

866
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,486
Look, we can't pike now.

867
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:42,404
Why not?

868
00:47:43,155 --> 00:47:44,114
I love piking!

869
00:47:44,656 --> 00:47:46,950
Piking is the shit!

870
00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:48,619
Hey look,
this is our shot, okay?

871
00:47:48,619 --> 00:47:50,621
To show the world
we're not losers.

872
00:47:52,164 --> 00:47:53,457
What have I got left?
Nothing.

873
00:47:54,291 --> 00:47:54,875
You...

874
00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:56,126
You've got...

875
00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:00,005
You've got a dog.

876
00:48:00,589 --> 00:48:01,840
Dion ate it.

877
00:48:04,092 --> 00:48:04,259
Fuck.

878
00:48:04,259 --> 00:48:05,761
True that.

879
00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:10,557
[INTO ETERNITY "Timeless
Winter" plays]

880
00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:12,518
[muffled mnusic]

881
00:48:13,143 --> 00:48:14,686
[small talk]

882
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,397
No way.

883
00:48:17,689 --> 00:48:18,732
We must be in the wrong place

884
00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:19,691
this can't be a NOIZEQUEST.

885
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,318
This is New Zealand.

886
00:48:21,527 --> 00:48:22,819
I mean, what were you expecting?

887
00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:24,947
At least a sound shell.

888
00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:28,033
And where are the crowds?

889
00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:31,495
It's just a couple of pasty
spotty virgins.

890
00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:38,460
Hey...

891
00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:41,338
Love the look, guys.

892
00:48:41,839 --> 00:48:44,091
You know I wasn't talking about
you just now, right?

893
00:48:45,551 --> 00:48:46,385
Oh.

894
00:48:46,593 --> 00:48:48,387
I see you bought my album.

895
00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:50,013
Would you like me to sign
that for you?

896
00:48:54,977 --> 00:48:56,603
Well,
get the fuck out of here then!

897
00:48:58,438 --> 00:49:00,190
Jesus Christ.

898
00:49:02,442 --> 00:49:06,113
[INTO ETERNITY "Timeless
Winter" plays]

899
00:49:28,677 --> 00:49:29,928
My God.

900
00:49:31,263 --> 00:49:33,640
I think my ears have just
contracted herpes.

901
00:49:39,897 --> 00:49:41,648
Hey, watch out.

902
00:49:41,857 --> 00:49:44,985
Those guys are searching people
for drugs near the bathrooms.

903
00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:48,113
I got frisked.

904
00:49:50,574 --> 00:49:51,366
Hold this.

905
00:49:54,244 --> 00:49:54,745
Whoa.

906
00:49:56,288 --> 00:49:57,080
[KSPLAT!]

907
00:49:57,998 --> 00:49:58,624
[SOCK!]

908
00:49:58,999 --> 00:49:59,458
[THWACK!]

909
00:49:59,791 --> 00:49:59,958
[KAPOW!]

910
00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:01,043
[OWW-WWEEE!]

911
00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:01,793
[ZLONK!]

912
00:50:04,505 --> 00:50:05,005
[KER-RUNCH!]

913
00:50:05,631 --> 00:50:06,173
[KLONK!]

914
00:50:07,132 --> 00:50:07,633
[POWIE!]

915
00:50:08,717 --> 00:50:09,259
[GRRAAHH!]

916
00:50:09,468 --> 00:50:09,885
[KERR-PLOW!]

917
00:50:19,686 --> 00:50:19,853
Wow!

918
00:50:19,853 --> 00:50:22,689
Where'd you learn
to fight like that?

919
00:50:22,898 --> 00:50:25,108
I can't believe you beat
up drug inspectors.

920
00:50:28,529 --> 00:50:29,321
Yeah.

921
00:50:38,789 --> 00:50:39,998
[MUSIC SWELLS]

922
00:50:40,415 --> 00:50:41,542
[foot steps]

923
00:50:41,959 --> 00:50:42,709
Ew.

924
00:50:44,336 --> 00:50:45,087
Ew.

925
00:50:47,422 --> 00:50:48,674
(ELECTRIC SOUNDS)

926
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,806
[maniacal laugh]

927
00:50:57,641 --> 00:50:59,393
Ooooohhhh!

928
00:51:01,311 --> 00:51:04,106
Scream for me, Grey Point.

929
00:51:04,481 --> 00:51:07,067
Scream for me!

930
00:51:08,443 --> 00:51:14,616
[kiddie keyboard sounds]

931
00:51:19,454 --> 00:51:22,666
[music]

932
00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:32,217
Yes.

933
00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:33,260
That's it.

934
00:51:34,052 --> 00:51:35,679
[zombie sounds]

935
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,639
Rise.

936
00:51:43,687 --> 00:51:47,399
Rise, my undead army.

937
00:51:49,610 --> 00:51:50,527
[growl]

938
00:51:50,736 --> 00:51:53,363
My legion of doom!

939
00:51:54,698 --> 00:51:57,284
My black masses.

940
00:51:58,202 --> 00:51:59,244
[thunder]

941
00:51:59,453 --> 00:52:00,370
My--

942
00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:01,914
[thunder]

943
00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:05,209
...where are my masses?

944
00:52:06,126 --> 00:52:09,379
Un-fucking believable.

945
00:52:09,379 --> 00:52:11,340
Is it really just you, jokers?

946
00:52:11,632 --> 00:52:13,550
Well,
how are we going
to destroy the world now?

947
00:52:14,218 --> 00:52:16,720
We'll be lucky
if we could destroy
a bouncy castle!

948
00:52:17,387 --> 00:52:18,764
Pathetic!

949
00:52:20,641 --> 00:52:22,392
Oh, wait, wait, wait!

950
00:52:22,392 --> 00:52:23,810
Where are you going?

951
00:52:24,770 --> 00:52:27,231
We can still destroy a little
bit of the world.

952
00:52:28,106 --> 00:52:29,608
Smash some phone booths.

953
00:52:29,608 --> 00:52:30,943
Or rampage a Macca's,

954
00:52:30,943 --> 00:52:32,236
turn some others into zombies.

955
00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:33,946
We'll just see
where the night takes us.

956
00:52:37,824 --> 00:52:38,534
Yes!

957
00:52:39,785 --> 00:52:40,285
Yes.

958
00:52:41,578 --> 00:52:42,412
Yes!!

959
00:52:42,663 --> 00:52:44,957
Oh, nothing can stop me.

960
00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:46,083
And my...

961
00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:49,545
...small gaggle of doom.

962
00:52:53,173 --> 00:52:53,841
That's it.

963
00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:55,050
Yeah.

964
00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:56,426
Get your shamble on

965
00:52:57,678 --> 00:52:58,679
Romero it.

966
00:52:59,012 --> 00:53:00,264
Yeah?

967
00:53:00,472 --> 00:53:03,725
Maybe let out
a few “MMRRRGGHH’s”.

968
00:53:03,934 --> 00:53:04,852
[growls]

969
00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:05,978
Yeah, yeah!

970
00:53:05,978 --> 00:53:07,563
Nice, nice!

971
00:53:08,689 --> 00:53:10,357
People will go mad with terror

972
00:53:10,566 --> 00:53:11,942
when they see us coming.

973
00:53:14,361 --> 00:53:16,029
Ohhhhh!

974
00:53:17,447 --> 00:53:19,032
Let's go shopping!

975
00:53:19,658 --> 00:53:24,288
[ANVIL "Beat The Law" plays]

976
00:53:25,956 --> 00:53:29,459
We wage war on the living!

977
00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:31,670
And burn their houses.

978
00:53:31,670 --> 00:53:33,839
Desecrate their churches.

979
00:53:33,839 --> 00:53:37,801
Then fiddle with their corpses.

980
00:53:37,801 --> 00:53:39,386
(LAUGHING)

981
00:53:39,595 --> 00:53:40,846
But first...

982
00:53:41,847 --> 00:53:42,806
we roll.

983
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,350
[die rolling]

984
00:53:46,935 --> 00:53:47,603
Fuck!

985
00:53:48,228 --> 00:53:51,523
I mean, fuck yeah!

986
00:53:52,149 --> 00:53:53,442
Lucky number one!

987
00:53:55,152 --> 00:53:57,738
Victory is certain!

988
00:53:57,946 --> 00:53:59,448
(POLICE SIRENS)

989
00:54:00,741 --> 00:54:03,869
[ANVIL "Beat The Law" plays]

990
00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:04,828
Oh goodie.

991
00:54:06,580 --> 00:54:08,123
[siren and bicycle bell]

992
00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:11,877
[ANVIL "Beat The Law" continues]

993
00:54:15,964 --> 00:54:16,757
[whistle]

994
00:54:17,799 --> 00:54:17,966
[click]

995
00:54:17,966 --> 00:54:19,051
[paper flip]

996
00:54:19,635 --> 00:54:20,052
[swoosh]

997
00:54:20,469 --> 00:54:23,180
[squeak]

998
00:54:23,555 --> 00:54:24,515
[growl]

999
00:54:24,723 --> 00:54:27,100
[squeak]

1000
00:54:27,309 --> 00:54:28,477
[growl]

1001
00:54:28,685 --> 00:54:30,521
[squeak]

1002
00:54:30,729 --> 00:54:31,855
[growl]

1003
00:54:32,064 --> 00:54:33,690
[squeak]

1004
00:54:33,899 --> 00:54:36,360
[ANVIL "Beat The Law" continues]

1005
00:54:37,611 --> 00:54:38,237
[screams]

1006
00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:38,987
[KERR-RUNCH!]

1007
00:54:39,196 --> 00:54:39,863
[SPLAT!]

1008
00:54:42,574 --> 00:54:43,367
[GROWL]

1009
00:54:44,576 --> 00:54:46,161
(SCREAMS)

1010
00:54:47,412 --> 00:54:49,289
[goopy fleshy sounds]

1011
00:54:53,627 --> 00:54:55,128
[growl]

1012
00:54:55,128 --> 00:54:58,006
[PESTILENTIAL SHADOWS "Impaled
By The Moon" plays]

1013
00:54:58,423 --> 00:54:59,174
[KRR-SPLONK!]

1014
00:55:01,802 --> 00:55:02,553
[ZAP!]

1015
00:55:30,247 --> 00:55:34,251
Oh, your benefit is cut.

1016
00:55:34,585 --> 00:55:37,087
[shredding sound]

1017
00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:38,672
Cut!

1018
00:55:40,549 --> 00:55:41,717
Bludging parasite!

1019
00:55:42,259 --> 00:55:43,093
You're cut.

1020
00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:44,928
You're poor. You're poor!

1021
00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:46,680
Cut, cut.

1022
00:55:49,766 --> 00:55:51,310
That's enough fun for tonight.

1023
00:55:52,019 --> 00:55:53,187
There's work to be done.

1024
00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:00,569
I'm on to you, Brodie.

1025
00:56:02,029 --> 00:56:03,405
(LOADS GUN)

1026
00:56:07,910 --> 00:56:09,578
They call me
the "ghoulie-sniffer".

1027
00:56:09,953 --> 00:56:12,164
I have the ability to smell
evil out from...

1028
00:56:12,372 --> 00:56:13,123
(GROWL)

1029
00:56:14,124 --> 00:56:15,042
Oh, hello.

1030
00:56:15,501 --> 00:56:16,877
Were you there the whole time?

1031
00:56:17,252 --> 00:56:18,045
(SCREAMS)

1032
00:56:18,253 --> 00:56:19,087
Stop!

1033
00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:20,255
I'm a government employee!

1034
00:56:20,672 --> 00:56:21,381
[KWACK!]

1035
00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:22,633
[THHEEWANK!]

1036
00:56:22,883 --> 00:56:23,675
[VRONK!]

1037
00:56:26,345 --> 00:56:27,638
(GROWL)

1038
00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:29,223
[BIFF!]

1039
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,269
AHHH!

1040
00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:35,979
[CLANK-EST!]

1041
00:56:39,107 --> 00:56:40,067
Brodie sent you.

1042
00:56:41,151 --> 00:56:42,694
I know all about
your evil little

1043
00:56:42,694 --> 00:56:43,987
coven of Satan, buggers.

1044
00:56:49,159 --> 00:56:49,326
[CRAAACK!]

1045
00:56:49,326 --> 00:56:51,119
I'm cutting your welfare!

1046
00:56:51,995 --> 00:56:53,080
[THWAPE!]

1047
00:56:53,288 --> 00:56:57,751
[laughing]

1048
00:57:00,629 --> 00:57:02,464
Devil worshippers...

1049
00:57:02,464 --> 00:57:03,966
...time to accept Jesus' love.

1050
00:57:05,634 --> 00:57:07,135
All nine millimeters of it.

1051
00:57:07,135 --> 00:57:10,722
[SKINLESS "The Hordes" plays]

1052
00:57:11,014 --> 00:57:12,224
Okay, go like this.

1053
00:57:15,102 --> 00:57:16,895
Jesus, man.

1054
00:57:17,646 --> 00:57:18,772
Forget bush...

1055
00:57:19,606 --> 00:57:23,068
this chick's got
a fucking rainforest.

1056
00:57:24,027 --> 00:57:27,072
Now for the eyes,
I'm thinking maybe
like big black...

1057
00:57:27,823 --> 00:57:29,658
Actually, you're good.
You're done.

1058
00:57:29,908 --> 00:57:30,742
You feeling more brutal?

1059
00:57:31,118 --> 00:57:31,994
I feel hungry.

1060
00:57:32,828 --> 00:57:33,453
Already?

1061
00:57:34,830 --> 00:57:35,747
Here you go, Bro.

1062
00:57:42,921 --> 00:57:44,173
Fuck this.

1063
00:57:45,174 --> 00:57:47,426
I've got guts full of-- guts.

1064
00:57:48,594 --> 00:57:50,512
Dude, you have to eat those,
you're a zombie.

1065
00:57:50,804 --> 00:57:52,848
I don't have to do shit.

1066
00:57:52,848 --> 00:57:55,601
I used to think
murder was cool,
and now
that lame cunt Dion's doing it.

1067
00:57:56,185 --> 00:57:56,977
I'm over it.

1068
00:57:57,686 --> 00:57:58,562
You know what?

1069
00:57:58,979 --> 00:58:00,480
I'm quitting eating people.

1070
00:58:01,190 --> 00:58:03,567
Bro, you know what that means
though, right?

1071
00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:06,361
It means you're a...

1072
00:58:06,361 --> 00:58:08,030
...vegan zombie.

1073
00:58:09,072 --> 00:58:10,908
Fuck it.

1074
00:58:10,908 --> 00:58:12,284
At least I'm
following my own
path instead
of being a mindless...

1075
00:58:13,076 --> 00:58:14,494
...you know.

1076
00:58:16,413 --> 00:58:18,165
Same old Zakk.

1077
00:58:18,165 --> 00:58:20,292
Being a stubborn
cunt doing the opposite
of what people expect.

1078
00:58:21,293 --> 00:58:23,170
That's metal as fuck.

1079
00:58:24,963 --> 00:58:27,508
Still might have the odd
nibble
on the ethically
sourced entrails, but...

1080
00:58:27,508 --> 00:58:28,717
no more killing.

1081
00:58:30,135 --> 00:58:31,845
All right, I think we're ready.
Let's go.

1082
00:58:32,095 --> 00:58:33,305
I'll go get the gats.

1083
00:58:34,223 --> 00:58:36,016
Our set's gonna suck, bro.

1084
00:58:36,225 --> 00:58:37,935
We've had, like,
fuck all practice.

1085
00:58:38,227 --> 00:58:39,853
And we're down
a keyboard player.

1086
00:58:40,062 --> 00:58:41,230
Already sussed.

1087
00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,315
I recorded all of Dion's
keyboard parts

1088
00:58:43,524 --> 00:58:45,067
just in case he died.

1089
00:58:46,568 --> 00:58:47,486
What does that one say?

1090
00:58:47,903 --> 00:58:48,862
Does that one say drums?

1091
00:58:49,071 --> 00:58:50,030
Ah, no, nothing.

1092
00:58:50,030 --> 00:58:51,281
The fuck you playing at, Brodie?

1093
00:58:51,281 --> 00:58:52,991
That's fine. All right, if
we leave now, we

1094
00:58:52,991 --> 00:58:53,867
can make it in time for
another rehers...

1095
00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:54,493
[trigger clicking]

1096
00:58:54,701 --> 00:58:55,744
[music]

1097
00:58:55,994 --> 00:58:57,871
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.

1098
00:58:58,205 --> 00:59:00,415
Get off,
you fucking useless shit.

1099
00:59:03,502 --> 00:59:03,669
Fuck!

1100
00:59:03,669 --> 00:59:05,712
Come here you, bastard!

1101
00:59:13,178 --> 00:59:15,556
You aren't going nowhere,
Satan boy.

1102
00:59:15,889 --> 00:59:17,724
Uh, did you mean, like....

1103
00:59:18,892 --> 00:59:19,059
anywhere?

1104
00:59:19,059 --> 00:59:22,563
Because
if he ain't going nowhere,

1105
00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:25,274
then I think
he is going somewhere.

1106
00:59:25,274 --> 00:59:27,526
Listen, smartass.

1107
00:59:27,526 --> 00:59:29,945
I don't take shit from no one,
OK?

1108
00:59:30,362 --> 00:59:32,698
If you want your mate here to
make it out alive.

1109
00:59:33,073 --> 00:59:35,158
Maybe not correct me again!

1110
00:59:35,367 --> 00:59:35,534
I meant...

1111
00:59:35,534 --> 00:59:37,077
Yeah?

1112
00:59:37,077 --> 00:59:38,370
I'll kill this demon worshipper
to death.

1113
00:59:39,162 --> 00:59:40,956
(Whispering)
Don't you fucking...

1114
00:59:47,546 --> 00:59:48,172
Zakk!

1115
00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:48,755
Get him, Zakk!

1116
00:59:48,755 --> 00:59:50,132
Kill this guy!

1117
00:59:50,132 --> 00:59:51,133
Murder him! Rub his guts out!

1118
00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:53,927
He's a ginger! Fuck this guy up!

1119
00:59:54,845 --> 00:59:56,388
Did I fucking stutter before?

1120
01:00:01,768 --> 01:00:03,020
Let's start over.

1121
01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:08,317
[SANGUISUGABOGG "Testicular
Rot" plays]

1122
01:00:14,990 --> 01:00:17,117
(SCREAMS)

1123
01:00:22,206 --> 01:00:24,374
Fucking shit!

1124
01:00:24,374 --> 01:00:25,834
Just relax, OK? Follow my lead.

1125
01:00:26,126 --> 01:00:27,377
Jonno's harmless.

1126
01:00:27,377 --> 01:00:29,505
Besides, he can't kill us.

1127
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:30,881
The Bible won't let him.

1128
01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,925
He's a welfare case manager.

1129
01:00:33,258 --> 01:00:36,094
Do you know
what they do to people
who are too useless

1130
01:00:36,094 --> 01:00:37,429
and deranged to work?

1131
01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:37,804
What?

1132
01:00:37,804 --> 01:00:41,225
They make them welfare
case managers.

1133
01:00:41,892 --> 01:00:42,059
Relax. It's gonna be fine, OK?

1134
01:00:42,059 --> 01:00:46,146
He's gonna find out
we're the good guys,
and he's gonna just let us go.

1135
01:00:46,396 --> 01:00:49,024
Oh! Oh, good grief.

1136
01:00:50,025 --> 01:00:51,193
So many graves.

1137
01:00:51,818 --> 01:00:52,653
Dead bodies.

1138
01:00:53,111 --> 01:00:54,488
Not even buried that deep.

1139
01:00:54,905 --> 01:00:55,739
Is that a leg?

1140
01:00:56,698 --> 01:00:57,491
...Mrs. Slooton?

1141
01:00:58,784 --> 01:01:00,160
Monsters!

1142
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,829
OK. Well, y'know,
he can't hurt us.

1143
01:01:03,247 --> 01:01:04,665
He's a Christian. Heh.

1144
01:01:06,124 --> 01:01:06,291
[KLONK!]

1145
01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:06,917
Oh!

1146
01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:07,709
Fuck!

1147
01:01:08,252 --> 01:01:08,418
[spits]

1148
01:01:08,418 --> 01:01:10,003
Ah!

1149
01:01:10,003 --> 01:01:11,088
Look,
there's been a big
misunderstanding.

1150
01:01:11,088 --> 01:01:12,172
I can explain everything.

1151
01:01:13,006 --> 01:01:15,050
Does it involve
dark occult magic?

1152
01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:16,134
No!

1153
01:01:16,844 --> 01:01:17,511
Ah well...

1154
01:01:17,719 --> 01:01:19,638
a little bit.

1155
01:01:19,638 --> 01:01:22,266
OK, so we did use
black magic
to bring our mates back
as zombies.

1156
01:01:22,641 --> 01:01:23,350
OK.

1157
01:01:24,184 --> 01:01:26,103
And the dead bodies?

1158
01:01:26,311 --> 01:01:28,605
Yeah, well, OK.
Turns out zombies
are a bit more bitey
than we thought.

1159
01:01:28,605 --> 01:01:29,648
We had no idea.

1160
01:01:29,648 --> 01:01:31,692
And they're like
bloody pit bulls.

1161
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:33,944
Like, you turn your back
for one second
and they're mauling a rando

1162
01:01:33,944 --> 01:01:36,989
And we did try
to stop them,
but it's kind
of like David Attenborough,

1163
01:01:36,989 --> 01:01:38,907
when he's filming and he sees,
like, he sees...

1164
01:01:39,533 --> 01:01:41,410
A giraffe face fucking a python.

1165
01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:42,077
Dude, what?

1166
01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:46,331
Yeah, and old man Attenborough,
he's like, "And that's nature".

1167
01:01:46,665 --> 01:01:48,458
And then they film,
like, a giraffe

1168
01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,294
using a snake as a pocket pussy.

1169
01:01:50,502 --> 01:01:50,669
Jesus.

1170
01:01:50,669 --> 01:01:54,923
So, yeah, so,
anyway,
it's kind of the same situation
for us.

1171
01:01:55,132 --> 01:02:00,053
And when you think
about it, you know,
although they are ugly,
mindless monsters...

1172
01:02:00,053 --> 01:02:01,096
I'm right here.

1173
01:02:01,305 --> 01:02:04,099
Aren't they God's creatures,
too?

1174
01:02:07,186 --> 01:02:09,313
You guys think I'm stupid, eh?

1175
01:02:10,314 --> 01:02:12,232
Cut the bullcrap, lads!

1176
01:02:12,232 --> 01:02:14,818
No, look, it's all true,
apart
from the giraffe
pocket pussy thing.

1177
01:02:15,235 --> 01:02:16,778
I bet it's happened
at least once, cunt.

1178
01:02:21,575 --> 01:02:22,910
Oh.

1179
01:02:23,785 --> 01:02:26,330
I've unmasked a Dungeons &
Dragons death cult.

1180
01:02:27,039 --> 01:02:28,332
What?

1181
01:02:28,332 --> 01:02:30,959
Actually, that's Leviathan's
and Labyrinth's.

1182
01:02:30,959 --> 01:02:33,420
We couldn't get a license to
use the one that you said.

1183
01:02:33,629 --> 01:02:35,797
So... you lure people in here...

1184
01:02:35,797 --> 01:02:37,174
...to play a game of
Dungeons & Dragons...

1185
01:02:37,174 --> 01:02:39,051
Uhh,
Leviathan's and Labyrinth's.

1186
01:02:39,051 --> 01:02:41,345
So what, are we gonna cut there?

1187
01:02:41,345 --> 01:02:43,472
Are we gonna, what, retake?

1188
01:02:43,472 --> 01:02:45,432
I mean,
we're just gonna fix it in post?

1189
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,684
Fix it in post.

1190
01:02:48,018 --> 01:02:49,061
Sweet, I'm sure,
no one will notice.

1191
01:02:49,269 --> 01:02:50,646
Once you finished playing--

1192
01:02:50,646 --> 01:02:51,605
[Voice over]
~Leviathan's and Labyrinth's~

1193
01:02:51,605 --> 01:02:52,689
--you kill them!

1194
01:02:53,065 --> 01:02:54,024
Fiddle with their corpses.

1195
01:02:54,483 --> 01:02:55,901
Eat their little arseholes, eh?

1196
01:02:56,109 --> 01:02:57,736
Not anymore. I'm a vegan.

1197
01:02:57,945 --> 01:02:59,947
We know. You mention it every
five minutes.

1198
01:03:00,197 --> 01:03:01,615
I should call the police.

1199
01:03:02,115 --> 01:03:04,743
But I must follow the teachings
of the good book.

1200
01:03:04,952 --> 01:03:05,661
Forgiveness?

1201
01:03:05,661 --> 01:03:06,328
Kindness?

1202
01:03:06,537 --> 01:03:07,454
Death by stoning.

1203
01:03:07,663 --> 01:03:09,248
Pfft. Fucking bring it on.

1204
01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:11,333
I once smoked a full ounce
of nuggs in one session.

1205
01:03:12,251 --> 01:03:14,127
It was all Brodie's fault!

1206
01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:16,547
Untie me!
Give me some stones!
I'll fucking stone
the cunt myself!

1207
01:03:16,755 --> 01:03:18,173
Giles, your throw is limper

1208
01:03:18,173 --> 01:03:19,550
than a retirement
village gangbang.

1209
01:03:19,550 --> 01:03:21,260
Having a go at the arm...

1210
01:03:21,468 --> 01:03:23,345
No, I was not.
Besides,
there's nothing wrong
with the arm.

1211
01:03:23,345 --> 01:03:25,931
It's just attached to a
pathetic sack of turds.

1212
01:03:25,931 --> 01:03:27,349
(GROWLS)

1213
01:03:28,225 --> 01:03:29,601
Oh! Oh! It's--

1214
01:03:29,601 --> 01:03:30,561
[Voice over]
~Leviathan's and Labyrinth's~

1215
01:03:30,561 --> 01:03:32,229
-- Fans!

1216
01:03:35,315 --> 01:03:36,650
Die, you evil bastard!

1217
01:03:36,859 --> 01:03:38,026
[BLAMO!]

1218
01:03:38,026 --> 01:03:39,319
[Bone Storm "Ritual Supremacy"
plays]

1219
01:03:39,528 --> 01:03:40,112
[growls]

1220
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:40,821
[KER-POW!]

1221
01:03:41,238 --> 01:03:41,780
[PEWWW!]

1222
01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:41,947
[PEW!]

1223
01:03:41,947 --> 01:03:42,614
[growls]

1224
01:03:42,823 --> 01:03:43,240
[POWIE!]

1225
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:45,200
[URKKK!]

1226
01:03:45,409 --> 01:03:45,784
[KA-BLAM!]

1227
01:03:46,076 --> 01:03:47,452
God!

1228
01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:49,454
Why are there more zombies,
Brodie?

1229
01:03:49,663 --> 01:03:51,790
Have you been noodling with the
forces of darkness again?

1230
01:03:51,790 --> 01:03:54,585
It wasn't me.
I don't know.
Maybe it's an unrelated
zombie outbreak.

1231
01:03:55,294 --> 01:03:56,712
Wait, are those not your--

1232
01:03:56,712 --> 01:03:57,713
[Voice over]
~Leviathan's and Labyrinth's~

1233
01:03:57,713 --> 01:03:59,256
--mates?

1234
01:03:59,256 --> 01:04:00,382
Quick! Does the Bible of any
tips for killing zombies?

1235
01:04:00,591 --> 01:04:02,676
Uh, murder... incest...

1236
01:04:03,135 --> 01:04:04,845
God makes a bear
kill children...

1237
01:04:06,096 --> 01:04:07,055
...more incest...

1238
01:04:07,681 --> 01:04:08,557
Uh, this should work.

1239
01:04:10,434 --> 01:04:11,268
Damn it.

1240
01:04:11,810 --> 01:04:12,978
Where's that cunt going?

1241
01:04:13,187 --> 01:04:13,353
(GROWLS)

1242
01:04:13,353 --> 01:04:15,898
[Bone Storm "Ritual Supremacy"
continues]

1243
01:04:15,898 --> 01:04:16,899
Spin clockwise!

1244
01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:19,067
No, no, no!

1245
01:04:19,067 --> 01:04:20,110
Counterclock wise!

1246
01:04:20,485 --> 01:04:21,486
Holy shit!

1247
01:04:21,904 --> 01:04:22,779
Line me up!

1248
01:04:25,699 --> 01:04:27,201
[RRAAWWR!]

1249
01:04:28,035 --> 01:04:28,952
[growls]

1250
01:04:33,624 --> 01:04:35,000
Stop spinning!

1251
01:04:36,126 --> 01:04:36,960
I'm gonna...

1252
01:04:37,252 --> 01:04:38,420
I'm gonna hurl, guys.

1253
01:04:39,338 --> 01:04:40,088
Oh, God.

1254
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:46,929
[AWWW-REETTCCCHHH!]

1255
01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:54,019
[AAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!]

1256
01:04:54,937 --> 01:04:59,316
[AWKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!]

1257
01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:02,486
[GGRRFFPTBLPPPHHAAAZZZ!]

1258
01:05:04,363 --> 01:05:05,656
[KA-RIP!]

1259
01:05:10,661 --> 01:05:12,162
That was foul.

1260
01:05:14,206 --> 01:05:18,627
[KAOSIS "Goremaggeddon" plays]

1261
01:05:20,045 --> 01:05:22,047
[screams & ouchies]

1262
01:05:36,395 --> 01:05:36,979
Hey!

1263
01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:39,273
You animals!

1264
01:05:39,773 --> 01:05:41,066
What do you think you're doing?

1265
01:05:42,109 --> 01:05:44,278
Never seen anything
so disgusting in my life!

1266
01:05:44,778 --> 01:05:45,737
[growl]

1267
01:05:45,737 --> 01:05:47,823
Nothing but filthy gatecrashers!

1268
01:05:48,156 --> 01:05:50,158
I don't see a single wristband
in here!

1269
01:05:50,367 --> 01:05:51,994
[growl?]

1270
01:05:51,994 --> 01:05:53,996
So either you go
to the front door
and you buy a ticket,

1271
01:05:54,371 --> 01:05:56,415
all major credit cards
and digital wallets accepted,

1272
01:05:56,665 --> 01:05:59,293
or
you filthy
gatecrashers are gonna

1273
01:05:59,293 --> 01:06:01,587
Get. These. Hands.

1274
01:06:03,005 --> 01:06:06,675
[KAOSIS "Goremaggeddon" plays]

1275
01:06:06,675 --> 01:06:07,342
[BOFF!]

1276
01:06:07,551 --> 01:06:08,218
[GGA-RAWWW!]

1277
01:06:09,386 --> 01:06:09,553
[SCHWACK!]

1278
01:06:09,553 --> 01:06:10,554
[PLEWWWIEE!]

1279
01:06:12,472 --> 01:06:13,140
[GRRR-WEEEEEE!]

1280
01:06:13,348 --> 01:06:13,765
[FFLLNNGGG-PLOPP!]

1281
01:06:14,308 --> 01:06:15,309
Come on!

1282
01:06:16,018 --> 01:06:16,643
[GRRR]

1283
01:06:18,270 --> 01:06:19,271
Die, gatecrasher!

1284
01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:20,731
[VRONK!]

1285
01:06:22,482 --> 01:06:23,775
[EEE-YAWWW!]

1286
01:06:23,984 --> 01:06:24,610
[KKSPLATT!]

1287
01:06:25,736 --> 01:06:26,778
Get off me!

1288
01:06:26,778 --> 01:06:28,739
Get the fuck off me!

1289
01:06:28,989 --> 01:06:29,781
AAHHHHHHH!

1290
01:06:30,532 --> 01:06:31,325
OOOOWWWWWW!

1291
01:06:31,533 --> 01:06:32,242
My hand!

1292
01:06:33,452 --> 01:06:34,536
[BIG SCREAMING BABY]

1293
01:06:34,745 --> 01:06:35,204
[KRRACKK-RIP!]

1294
01:06:35,996 --> 01:06:37,414
(SCREAMS)

1295
01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:38,999
No!

1296
01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:39,958
No! No!

1297
01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:40,667
[GLURPP!]

1298
01:06:40,876 --> 01:06:41,460
OOOWWWWW!

1299
01:06:42,044 --> 01:06:43,795
Ah, my hands!

1300
01:06:43,795 --> 01:06:45,214
(SCREAMS)

1301
01:06:46,965 --> 01:06:48,675
[ZZZOOOMMMM!]

1302
01:06:48,675 --> 01:06:53,305
[CHESTCRUSH "The Despiser"
plays]

1303
01:07:03,315 --> 01:07:05,067
Fuck, man, it's all
turned to custard again.

1304
01:07:05,442 --> 01:07:07,277
Oh, don't mention food.

1305
01:07:07,903 --> 01:07:09,905
Maybe it'll just go away
by itself, yeah?

1306
01:07:10,948 --> 01:07:12,407
Go away by itself?

1307
01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:14,368
It's a zombie apocalypse, Brodie

1308
01:07:14,368 --> 01:07:16,119
not a bad case
of the fucking squirts!

1309
01:07:16,828 --> 01:07:18,205
Where the fuck
are we going anyway?

1310
01:07:19,248 --> 01:07:20,040
NOIZEQUEST.

1311
01:07:21,124 --> 01:07:22,084
NOIZEQUEST??

1312
01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:23,669
You got a Medina stiffy again?

1313
01:07:25,045 --> 01:07:25,212
Fuck's sake, bro.

1314
01:07:25,212 --> 01:07:27,673
Just pull over and have
a wank, all right?

1315
01:07:27,881 --> 01:07:30,092
Look, there's a Kmart catalogue
in the glove box.

1316
01:07:30,926 --> 01:07:31,885
Page five.

1317
01:07:32,219 --> 01:07:33,804
Premium jerk-off material, man.

1318
01:07:34,888 --> 01:07:35,973
The knickers page.

1319
01:07:37,057 --> 01:07:38,600
A bit sticky, but...

1320
01:07:40,978 --> 01:07:43,146
Now, we've got to play the 'Uno
reverse' trick, you know?

1321
01:07:43,355 --> 01:07:44,731
The old play the song
backwards thing.

1322
01:07:45,774 --> 01:07:47,234
It worked last time, remember?

1323
01:07:48,318 --> 01:07:51,113
I remember it made no sense and
was stupid as fuck.

1324
01:07:51,321 --> 01:07:51,488
Okay, well, the NOIZEQUEST
amps are going to

1325
01:07:51,488 --> 01:07:55,409
blast the reverse magic music
all across town, and, you know,

1326
01:07:55,409 --> 01:07:59,288
if we happen to see Medina,
then we happen to see her...

1327
01:08:00,789 --> 01:08:02,291
You do have the pages though,
right?

1328
01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:03,917
Yes, I said.

1329
01:08:07,004 --> 01:08:07,880
Shit, living or dead?

1330
01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:09,339
Doesn't matter, don't stop.

1331
01:08:09,590 --> 01:08:11,133
I can't,
it's against the road code.

1332
01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:15,929
Fuck.

1333
01:08:18,223 --> 01:08:19,266
Dion?

1334
01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:23,103
I knew
we shouldn't have stopped.

1335
01:08:33,739 --> 01:08:35,991
Oh, Jesus!

1336
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:36,992
So that's where they went?

1337
01:08:38,202 --> 01:08:39,244
Classic Dion.

1338
01:08:39,828 --> 01:08:41,121
Always collecting things, eh?

1339
01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:42,998
Glad you're okay, dude.

1340
01:08:42,998 --> 01:08:44,374
We thought we lost you back
at the...

1341
01:08:44,374 --> 01:08:46,168
Oh, cut the shit.

1342
01:08:47,044 --> 01:08:49,796
You didn't lose me,
I emancipated myself.

1343
01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:51,548
Whatever tickles your pickle.

1344
01:08:51,757 --> 01:08:52,966
Are you going
to a fancy dress party?

1345
01:08:52,966 --> 01:08:54,343
No.

1346
01:08:54,343 --> 01:08:56,887
Thought I'd look snazzy for
the special night.

1347
01:08:57,429 --> 01:08:58,514
Oh, rad!

1348
01:08:58,722 --> 01:08:59,640
Oh,
for a second there I thought you

1349
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:00,682
were bailing on NOIZEQUEST.

1350
01:09:00,682 --> 01:09:01,725
NOIZEQUEST?

1351
01:09:02,851 --> 01:09:04,686
I'm not playing
with you tossers.

1352
01:09:05,103 --> 01:09:06,355
So what's with the clothes?

1353
01:09:07,022 --> 01:09:08,857
It's coronation night.

1354
01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:11,568
I'm the king of the dead.

1355
01:09:16,031 --> 01:09:20,369
Rise, my undead army, rise!

1356
01:09:20,369 --> 01:09:21,954
(PLAYS MUSIC)

1357
01:09:21,954 --> 01:09:24,915
I thought you had the pages.

1358
01:09:24,915 --> 01:09:26,458
I do! I mean, I did!

1359
01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:29,127
(RESERECTION MUSIC)

1360
01:09:40,514 --> 01:09:42,432
Oh, my god! It...

1361
01:09:45,519 --> 01:09:48,856
It's...
well, it's a handful. Uhm.

1362
01:09:49,481 --> 01:09:50,774
It's almost a bunch.

1363
01:09:57,531 --> 01:09:59,366
Pretty scary.

1364
01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:05,122
This modest smattering
of zombies is like
loosely surrounding us.

1365
01:10:05,122 --> 01:10:07,541
We don't have weapons. I mean,
what do we do, here?

1366
01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:11,336
Okay, we don't have weapons,
but we do have a Zakk.

1367
01:10:12,129 --> 01:10:13,463
Bash them, Zakk! Kill them!

1368
01:10:15,007 --> 01:10:19,553
I keep saying I'm done
with killing.

1369
01:10:20,053 --> 01:10:24,099
But bro, it's not murder, cuz
they're already dead.

1370
01:10:25,058 --> 01:10:26,977
Okay,
they're getting
a bit closer now.

1371
01:10:26,977 --> 01:10:27,853
Um, okay.

1372
01:10:31,356 --> 01:10:32,774
Hey, Zakk.

1373
01:10:32,774 --> 01:10:34,109
Heard some of those zombies
calling you a pussy.

1374
01:10:34,318 --> 01:10:35,152
I don't care.

1375
01:10:36,111 --> 01:10:36,904
Which one though?

1376
01:10:37,154 --> 01:10:38,447
All of them.

1377
01:10:38,447 --> 01:10:39,740
And they were also saying
that you sit down

1378
01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:41,408
in public loos and
pee like a little girl.

1379
01:10:42,451 --> 01:10:43,660
I'm sorry,
how do they not know that I

1380
01:10:43,660 --> 01:10:45,704
was wee-ing about to take a poo?

1381
01:10:45,996 --> 01:10:49,166
I heard the one saying
that Zakk's got
a really soft limp handshake
as well.

1382
01:10:49,166 --> 01:10:50,584
Well, I can't help that.
My hands have been

1383
01:10:50,584 --> 01:10:52,669
rotting in the ground for
the last ten years.

1384
01:10:52,669 --> 01:10:54,338
Yeah, but they also said that
you ride a girls bike,

1385
01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:56,089
one with a low bar, so you
don't bump your fanny.

1386
01:10:57,966 --> 01:11:00,093
That bike was unisex.

1387
01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:10,687
[ORGANECTOMY "Plague Mouth"
plays]

1388
01:11:15,108 --> 01:11:16,151
Fuck!

1389
01:11:16,985 --> 01:11:18,362
That was pretty fucked, bro.

1390
01:11:21,198 --> 01:11:22,533
Oh, jeez!

1391
01:11:25,202 --> 01:11:26,620
Take it easy on that one.

1392
01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:28,163
Fuck me!

1393
01:11:28,872 --> 01:11:29,748
Far out...

1394
01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:31,124
Impressive.

1395
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,377
But they were pawns.

1396
01:11:33,585 --> 01:11:36,296
Now you face the Queen!

1397
01:11:36,797 --> 01:11:37,756
Called it.

1398
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:40,759
Ay-yi-yi-yi!!!

1399
01:11:46,014 --> 01:11:46,515
Um.

1400
01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:50,394
Stalemate?

1401
01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:52,980
(SCREAMS)

1402
01:11:56,066 --> 01:11:59,027
[Dance of the Sugar Plum
Fairy plays]

1403
01:11:59,027 --> 01:12:00,320
AAAHHHH!

1404
01:12:01,530 --> 01:12:01,989
[SPLAT]

1405
01:12:01,989 --> 01:12:02,447
[THWUNK]

1406
01:12:02,656 --> 01:12:03,073
[GUMPH]

1407
01:12:03,282 --> 01:12:03,866
[PFFRRT]

1408
01:12:04,074 --> 01:12:04,616
[KKKFLUURMMP]

1409
01:12:05,158 --> 01:12:05,617
[HUK-TOOWIE]

1410
01:12:07,411 --> 01:12:08,370
(SCREAMS)

1411
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:12,291
I am a limbless freak!

1412
01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:14,877
Oh, get fucked, cunt!

1413
01:12:15,586 --> 01:12:17,629
Oh,
another sprinkling of zombies.

1414
01:12:17,838 --> 01:12:18,922
Quick, let's bail.

1415
01:12:18,922 --> 01:12:19,715
Hang on, hang on.
The Black Hymn.

1416
01:12:20,549 --> 01:12:22,593
[grunts & growls]

1417
01:12:23,510 --> 01:12:24,219
Let's go.

1418
01:12:24,887 --> 01:12:25,971
[car engine starts]

1419
01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:29,349
Ah!
How dare they foil my vengeance!

1420
01:12:29,683 --> 01:12:31,685
I'm gonna have to avenge the
vengeance foiling

1421
01:12:31,894 --> 01:12:33,896
and take my original vengeance.

1422
01:12:33,896 --> 01:12:34,855
[engine revs]

1423
01:12:35,147 --> 01:12:36,106
Follow me!

1424
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:38,901
[car drives away]

1425
01:12:39,193 --> 01:12:41,820
Fuck it. My body's rooted.

1426
01:12:42,613 --> 01:12:44,656
Okay, scrape up what you can

1427
01:12:45,282 --> 01:12:47,534
And get me gaffer tape!

1428
01:12:47,951 --> 01:12:48,660
[KKRRRRIPPPP]

1429
01:12:49,786 --> 01:12:51,663
[music]

1430
01:12:52,706 --> 01:12:56,460
I can't tolerate intolerance.

1431
01:12:56,835 --> 01:13:00,589
When I suspect
someone is being intolerant,
I don't put up with it.

1432
01:13:00,881 --> 01:13:02,674
I punch them. Hard.

1433
01:13:03,509 --> 01:13:06,637
Knock their thoughts
back into their head
before they become words.

1434
01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:11,141
I can't stand hearing things
that I don't agree with, y'know?

1435
01:13:12,059 --> 01:13:13,101
Sounds sane.

1436
01:13:13,644 --> 01:13:14,645
Exactly.

1437
01:13:15,437 --> 01:13:16,438
(SCREAM)

1438
01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:18,815
What was that?

1439
01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:23,445
Vinny, go check it out.

1440
01:13:32,496 --> 01:13:34,581
Hey! Get the fuck out of here!

1441
01:13:34,581 --> 01:13:35,165
Oh! Oh!

1442
01:13:36,333 --> 01:13:37,334
(FLESH EATING)

1443
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:39,795
Okay, we gotta go!

1444
01:13:42,631 --> 01:13:43,966
Oh, get out!

1445
01:13:51,723 --> 01:13:52,391
Quick, hurry!

1446
01:13:56,228 --> 01:13:57,312
Jesse, the bandmates!

1447
01:13:58,146 --> 01:13:58,897
They're dead.

1448
01:13:58,897 --> 01:13:59,523
What?

1449
01:14:00,023 --> 01:14:01,149
I saw them die.

1450
01:14:01,733 --> 01:14:02,943
Open the door!

1451
01:14:03,151 --> 01:14:03,777
Jesus!

1452
01:14:03,777 --> 01:14:05,028
Open the door!

1453
01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:08,740
It could be a pandemic. They
might infect me.

1454
01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:10,450
Hurry, Jesse! Come on, man!

1455
01:14:10,450 --> 01:14:11,368
[screams]

1456
01:14:11,577 --> 01:14:13,120
[KKRRR-SPLOOSH!]

1457
01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:15,664
You okay?

1458
01:14:15,873 --> 01:14:18,166
I'll record a song
in their honour.

1459
01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:21,628
With 10% of sales going towards
climate change charities,

1460
01:14:22,462 --> 01:14:23,714
that's what
they would've wanted.

1461
01:14:23,714 --> 01:14:25,716
They wanted
you to open the door.

1462
01:14:26,008 --> 01:14:26,175
Shut up!

1463
01:14:26,175 --> 01:14:29,595
My friends,
and the drummer, just died.

1464
01:14:30,846 --> 01:14:33,473
Can you not see
how this affected
my mental health?

1465
01:14:34,266 --> 01:14:36,143
What was wrong
with those people?

1466
01:14:36,518 --> 01:14:37,895
Pale, decayed skin,

1467
01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:41,315
reeking like rotten meat,
acting like animals.

1468
01:14:41,523 --> 01:14:42,524
Isn't it obvious?

1469
01:14:43,317 --> 01:14:44,776
Grindcore fans.

1470
01:14:45,319 --> 01:14:46,778
No, they weren't human.

1471
01:14:47,696 --> 01:14:47,863
I don't know what they were,

1472
01:14:47,863 --> 01:14:51,783
but I'm pretty sure I know the
moron who created them.

1473
01:14:51,992 --> 01:14:53,160
(SCREAMS)

1474
01:14:55,495 --> 01:14:56,663
Jesus.

1475
01:14:56,663 --> 01:14:59,499
It's not fair.
I'm too talented to die.

1476
01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:00,751
(GROWLS)

1477
01:15:00,959 --> 01:15:02,336
Oh my God!

1478
01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:11,803
[BEASTWARS "Daggers" plays]

1479
01:15:13,889 --> 01:15:15,432
Fuck me!

1480
01:15:18,268 --> 01:15:19,937
Oh, Jesus.

1481
01:15:22,022 --> 01:15:25,150
Jesus Christ,
it's certainly deader
than last year, right?

1482
01:15:26,860 --> 01:15:28,946
Holy shit.

1483
01:15:29,154 --> 01:15:33,242
It's unfortunate they're dead,
because
some of them are real fuckable,
man.

1484
01:15:34,576 --> 01:15:35,744
Especially that one.

1485
01:15:36,161 --> 01:15:37,329
(PLAYS RECORDER)

1486
01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:43,669
Wow.

1487
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,088
That was terrible.

1488
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,925
I want you two ladies to know...

1489
01:15:49,925 --> 01:15:51,760
that you don't need to be
afraid down here.

1490
01:15:52,803 --> 01:15:55,514
I will protect you
until my last breath.

1491
01:15:56,598 --> 01:15:57,182
[KLONK!]

1492
01:15:57,599 --> 01:15:58,183
(SCREAMS)

1493
01:15:58,392 --> 01:15:59,643
Medina!

1494
01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:00,561
(SCREAMS)

1495
01:16:01,353 --> 01:16:01,520
You're OK.

1496
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:04,022
You dicked with dark
magic and summoned evil

1497
01:16:04,022 --> 01:16:05,566
beyond human comprehension
again, didn't you?

1498
01:16:07,901 --> 01:16:08,485
Hi, Zakk.

1499
01:16:08,694 --> 01:16:08,861
Sweetheart.

1500
01:16:08,861 --> 01:16:11,822
Oh, here we go.
Everything's my fault.

1501
01:16:12,573 --> 01:16:15,701
Yeah, he did.
He played music
from the Black Hymn
to raise the dead.

1502
01:16:15,993 --> 01:16:19,663
For the right reasons.
I had no idea it was all going
to go...weird.

1503
01:16:19,955 --> 01:16:23,375
Hand them over.
OK, you are now
banned from meddling
in Black Magic.

1504
01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,210
The Black Hymn has tons
of other spells.

1505
01:16:25,502 --> 01:16:27,171
OK, one of the verses maxes
out your stats.

1506
01:16:27,462 --> 01:16:29,548
Charisma, wealth, fame...

1507
01:16:29,548 --> 01:16:31,258
we could all be Keanu Reeves.

1508
01:16:32,134 --> 01:16:34,803
Why the fuck didn’t
we do that one?

1509
01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:38,307
Well, it also opens
a portal to hell
and unspeakable evil pours out,
so...

1510
01:16:38,515 --> 01:16:40,601
You’re not responsible enough to
cook 2-minute noodles.

1511
01:16:40,809 --> 01:16:41,768
Give me the pages...

1512
01:16:42,644 --> 01:16:43,645
Now!!

1513
01:16:48,984 --> 01:16:49,818
Jesse!

1514
01:16:50,027 --> 01:16:50,444
[KKAYO!]

1515
01:16:50,652 --> 01:16:51,278
Fuck!

1516
01:16:51,486 --> 01:16:52,362
No no no no!!!!

1517
01:16:52,362 --> 01:16:52,821
[OOOFF!]

1518
01:16:55,699 --> 01:16:56,783
Fuck...

1519
01:16:57,492 --> 01:16:59,703
These pages could end
world hunger

1520
01:17:00,162 --> 01:17:02,414
solve the climate change crisis,

1521
01:17:02,915 --> 01:17:06,251
make ugly people
stay inside
so we don't have to look
at them.

1522
01:17:06,627 --> 01:17:10,881
Think about how much good
someone could do.

1523
01:17:13,884 --> 01:17:14,760
Not me, though.

1524
01:17:15,385 --> 01:17:17,763
I am going to make the world

1525
01:17:18,138 --> 01:17:19,181
my bitch.

1526
01:17:19,806 --> 01:17:20,974
Namaste.

1527
01:17:22,768 --> 01:17:23,435
Fuck!

1528
01:17:30,776 --> 01:17:34,196
Wait! Wait! I can help you!

1529
01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:35,781
Don't kill me!

1530
01:17:36,073 --> 01:17:38,492
Guts are back on the menu, boys!

1531
01:17:39,284 --> 01:17:41,745
No! God, help me! No!

1532
01:17:41,954 --> 01:17:42,329
(SCREAMS)

1533
01:17:48,669 --> 01:17:51,547
Fuck, Brodie,
what were you thinking messing
with those pages?

1534
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:54,591
I just... I wanted things to be
like they were, you know?

1535
01:17:54,591 --> 01:17:56,510
Like, I wanted
to get the band back together
and I thought...

1536
01:17:58,512 --> 01:18:01,223
I thought
if I could win NOIZEQUEST,
I could...

1537
01:18:02,224 --> 01:18:04,351
win you back
and show you that I...

1538
01:18:05,018 --> 01:18:06,812
I don't know, show you that
I wasn't a loser.

1539
01:18:08,063 --> 01:18:10,023
Brodie, you are a loser.

1540
01:18:10,023 --> 01:18:11,817
And that's what I love
about you.

1541
01:18:11,817 --> 01:18:14,027
I mean,
your lack of common sense,

1542
01:18:14,027 --> 01:18:16,613
self-awareness
and personal growth
are adorable, but...

1543
01:18:17,614 --> 01:18:19,283
we're never getting
back together.

1544
01:18:20,742 --> 01:18:21,577
Because I've...

1545
01:18:22,703 --> 01:18:24,663
kinda met someone new.

1546
01:18:27,749 --> 01:18:29,793
Ah... I get it.

1547
01:18:31,378 --> 01:18:33,380
One of Ana's guy mates.

1548
01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:36,550
You're a walking advert
for the dangers
of sniffing glue
during pregnancy.

1549
01:18:37,134 --> 01:18:38,802
Who then? Her brother?

1550
01:18:39,052 --> 01:18:39,761
(MIC FEEDBACK)

1551
01:18:40,554 --> 01:18:43,640
Hello, NOIZEQUEST!

1552
01:18:45,392 --> 01:18:47,853
How are you doing tonight?

1553
01:18:48,562 --> 01:18:50,397
Oh, fuck!

1554
01:18:50,939 --> 01:18:53,400
Man, this crowd is dead.

1555
01:18:54,651 --> 01:18:56,236
We better get them moving.

1556
01:18:56,653 --> 01:19:00,282
The song's an oldie. Eons old.

1557
01:19:01,158 --> 01:19:03,869
A little ditty
from the Black Hymn.

1558
01:19:03,869 --> 01:19:05,120
that I call...

1559
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:08,332
Reanimate and Terminate.

1560
01:19:08,624 --> 01:19:10,709
But how? You don't
have the pages.

1561
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:13,378
Yeah, and
when
you did you must have fucked
up the song.

1562
01:19:13,712 --> 01:19:18,050
Your zombie army
could comfortably fit
inside a Mitsubishi Mirage.

1563
01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:21,386
You are a shit musician.

1564
01:19:21,762 --> 01:19:24,014
Huh. Maybe I am.

1565
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:27,017
Which is why I've recruited...

1566
01:19:27,351 --> 01:19:29,269
... a new guitarist.

1567
01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:31,271
Jesse, what the fuck?

1568
01:19:31,522 --> 01:19:35,484
That's right.
We've formed a super group.

1569
01:19:36,777 --> 01:19:38,612
Fuck, Jesse, what are you doing?

1570
01:19:38,612 --> 01:19:40,405
What,
you’re collabing
with zombies now?

1571
01:19:41,031 --> 01:19:42,991
Dion's gonna raise an army
of the undead.

1572
01:19:42,991 --> 01:19:44,826
He won't stop until there's
no one alive to

1573
01:19:44,826 --> 01:19:47,329
ring him out for the shit stains
in his undies.

1574
01:19:47,538 --> 01:19:51,250
Just shut the fuck up, Giles!
And apologise!

1575
01:19:51,834 --> 01:19:53,210
And then I will stop.

1576
01:19:53,752 --> 01:19:57,339
Never! You have to kill us all
first, bro. Right?

1577
01:19:58,924 --> 01:19:59,675
Right?

1578
01:20:00,884 --> 01:20:01,051
No.

1579
01:20:01,051 --> 01:20:03,554
Please, Jesse,
don't do this, OK?

1580
01:20:03,971 --> 01:20:04,763
You're right.

1581
01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:06,682
I'm not gonna do it.

1582
01:20:08,141 --> 01:20:08,976
Let's go, guys.

1583
01:20:11,019 --> 01:20:12,104
Just joking.

1584
01:20:12,771 --> 01:20:13,981
Of course I'm
gonna fucking do it.

1585
01:20:14,189 --> 01:20:15,983
Fuck.

1586
01:20:15,983 --> 01:20:17,568
Whilst you guys
are out
there clogging up
zombies' toilets,

1587
01:20:17,776 --> 01:20:21,822
I'll be playing stadiums on my
End of the World tour.

1588
01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:26,493
Welcome
to the Heartcore Revolution.

1589
01:20:27,119 --> 01:20:28,078
(GUITAR FEEDBACK)

1590
01:20:29,037 --> 01:20:32,040
♪ A HYMN TO END THE WORLD,

1591
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:36,503
A REQUIEM TO RAISE THE DEAD.

1592
01:20:36,879 --> 01:20:40,048
ONCE WHISPERED IN THE SHADOWS,

1593
01:20:40,465 --> 01:20:44,303
NOW IT'S SCREAMED
OUT LOUD INSTEAD.

1594
01:20:44,303 --> 01:20:46,680
(DEATH METAL SCREAM)

1595
01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:53,061
You ready?

1596
01:21:00,777 --> 01:21:01,528
(SCREAMS)

1597
01:21:04,323 --> 01:21:05,866
Oh, fuck!

1598
01:21:05,866 --> 01:21:07,576
They killed the girl who knows
Medina's new boyfriend...

1599
01:21:07,576 --> 01:21:08,410
Somehow.

1600
01:21:10,829 --> 01:21:11,455
Hey!

1601
01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:18,545
We need
to stop the song somehow.

1602
01:21:18,837 --> 01:21:19,004
OK, we drown them out.

1603
01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:21,798
We play something so fucking
heavy and loud,

1604
01:21:22,049 --> 01:21:23,383
they won't be able to hear
the magic spell.

1605
01:21:23,383 --> 01:21:24,927
They won't be able to summon
a wet fart--

1606
01:21:24,927 --> 01:21:26,970
Dude! Stop fucking talking.
Let's do this shit, cunt!

1607
01:21:29,014 --> 01:21:30,724
(SHITTY KEYBOARD SOLO)

1608
01:21:35,187 --> 01:21:36,438
Eat shit, cunt!

1609
01:21:41,068 --> 01:21:41,818
Grandma...

1610
01:21:48,867 --> 01:21:49,243
WE.

1611
01:21:49,701 --> 01:21:50,202
ARE.

1612
01:21:50,619 --> 01:21:52,746
DEATHGASM!

1613
01:21:55,249 --> 01:21:56,333
(SCREAMS)

1614
01:22:00,462 --> 01:22:02,548
♪ FUCK YOU,
WE WON'T LET YOU BE HEARD.

1615
01:22:02,798 --> 01:22:05,175
OUR MUSIC WILL SILENCE
YOUR EVERY WORD

1616
01:22:05,592 --> 01:22:07,553
SHUT UP,
WE'LL DROWN OUT YOUR VOICE,

1617
01:22:07,553 --> 01:22:09,805
STOP YOU WITH TRVE METAL NOISE!
♪

1618
01:22:09,805 --> 01:22:11,098
Oh Shit, it's working!

1619
01:22:11,098 --> 01:22:12,516
♪ SHUT UP,
WE'LL DROWN OUT YOUR VOICE,

1620
01:22:12,891 --> 01:22:18,313
STOP YOU WITH TRVE METAL NOISE!
♪

1621
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,527
(WORLD’S GREATEST TRIANGLE SOLO)

1622
01:22:24,152 --> 01:22:25,654
Jono's helping them now!?

1623
01:22:26,905 --> 01:22:29,825
Jesus, he is playing ever loving
shit out of that thing!

1624
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,493
Sounding fucking tight!

1625
01:22:31,702 --> 01:22:31,869
Awesome, right?

1626
01:22:31,869 --> 01:22:35,581
The best triangle solo
I've ever fucking seen, man.

1627
01:22:36,707 --> 01:22:37,624
Fuck off, Brodie!

1628
01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:38,834
(SCREAMS)

1629
01:22:40,794 --> 01:22:46,383
♪ STOP LIVING IN THE PAST...

1630
01:22:49,052 --> 01:22:51,388
♪ YOUR WANKY LYRICS SUCK,

1631
01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:53,849
FUCKING BLOW-HARD PRICK.

1632
01:22:54,266 --> 01:22:56,977
YA GOT A DICTIONARY,

1633
01:22:56,977 --> 01:22:59,271
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE A DICK. ♪

1634
01:23:02,024 --> 01:23:03,150
You fucking wanker!

1635
01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:04,735
No wristband...

1636
01:23:04,735 --> 01:23:05,861
Oh fuck!

1637
01:23:12,117 --> 01:23:13,118
...wristband...

1638
01:23:13,827 --> 01:23:14,745
Fuck you, Jesse Dead!

1639
01:23:15,204 --> 01:23:17,706
Lick my fucking pussy, you cunt!

1640
01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:20,584
Fuck you, man.

1641
01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:26,173
♪ STOP LIVING IN THE PAST...

1642
01:23:26,173 --> 01:23:30,177
LIFE HAS GONE ON FAR TOO LONG. ♪

1643
01:23:30,177 --> 01:23:32,429
♪ METALHEADS DON’T BACK DOWN.

1644
01:23:32,763 --> 01:23:35,015
IF WE FALL WE PICK
EACH OTHER UP.

1645
01:23:35,349 --> 01:23:37,643
FIGHT TOGETHER,
PROUD AND STRONG,

1646
01:23:38,060 --> 01:23:41,230
AND DIE WITH METAL IN OUR BLOOD.
♪

1647
01:23:43,023 --> 01:23:47,444
(EPIC MUSIC)

1648
01:24:21,478 --> 01:24:22,563
Brodie!

1649
01:24:23,355 --> 01:24:24,690
Come on, bro! Come on!

1650
01:24:24,690 --> 01:24:25,899
Fucking do it, cunt!

1651
01:24:26,984 --> 01:24:31,071
(THE GREATEST GUITAR SOLO EVER)

1652
01:24:37,452 --> 01:24:41,540
(HE’S STILL SHREDDING)

1653
01:24:47,379 --> 01:24:51,466
(WOW.
IF ONLY YOU COULD HEAR THIS)

1654
01:25:03,604 --> 01:25:07,065
(THE POWER CHORD TO END ALL
POWER CHORDS)

1655
01:25:07,065 --> 01:25:07,900
[KAAAPLLEEWWWIEEE]

1656
01:25:08,108 --> 01:25:08,775
[KKKRRASSSH!]

1657
01:25:10,944 --> 01:25:12,404
[BLAMMM!]

1658
01:25:15,490 --> 01:25:16,992
[KKKKZZZZZAAAPPPP!]

1659
01:25:22,998 --> 01:25:24,583
EEE-YOW!

1660
01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:25,125
KAAAHHH!

1661
01:25:25,667 --> 01:25:26,376
AWWWWWKKKK!

1662
01:25:26,376 --> 01:25:27,085
[FLRBBBBB!]

1663
01:25:32,007 --> 01:25:34,092
[ZZZZIPP! ZAAAP!]

1664
01:25:34,384 --> 01:25:35,761
[KKKK-PLOOOOOW!]

1665
01:25:36,887 --> 01:25:37,638
[KKK-BOOOOM!]

1666
01:25:37,638 --> 01:25:38,430
AAAHHHH!

1667
01:25:39,473 --> 01:25:40,974
GRRRAAAH!

1668
01:25:43,227 --> 01:25:46,063
AAAHHHHH

1669
01:25:46,063 --> 01:25:46,980
[SSSPPLLAATT]

1670
01:25:50,067 --> 01:25:52,361
Grandma, you look beautiful!

1671
01:25:52,653 --> 01:25:53,695
Come with me.

1672
01:25:53,904 --> 01:25:55,155
[KKKK-PPPPOOOMMM!]

1673
01:25:56,907 --> 01:25:59,368
Ah, namaste!

1674
01:25:59,368 --> 01:26:01,578
[KKKKPLOSSION!]

1675
01:26:05,165 --> 01:26:07,292
[LAUGHING]

1676
01:26:11,046 --> 01:26:11,630
[GROWLS]

1677
01:26:11,630 --> 01:26:12,673
Oh! Fuck me!

1678
01:26:14,675 --> 01:26:16,593
[KKAA-BAA-KKABAA-BLLEEEWWIEEE!]

1679
01:26:16,593 --> 01:26:17,261
AAAWWWWW

1680
01:26:17,845 --> 01:26:18,428
OWWW-AHHH!

1681
01:26:19,513 --> 01:26:20,889
Hey...

1682
01:26:21,306 --> 01:26:23,725
I-I-I think
we should call a truce.

1683
01:26:23,725 --> 01:26:25,310
I can draft up
a quick peace treaty

1684
01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:27,145
with some favorable conditions.

1685
01:26:28,230 --> 01:26:29,523
Can...

1686
01:26:29,523 --> 01:26:31,692
Can one of you please put
a pen in my mouth?

1687
01:26:32,276 --> 01:26:33,443
What do we do with him?

1688
01:26:33,652 --> 01:26:33,819
I bags him.

1689
01:26:33,819 --> 01:26:37,447
Reckon
we could make a pretty
sweet bong out of him.

1690
01:26:37,447 --> 01:26:40,450
No, no, anything
but that, please!

1691
01:26:40,826 --> 01:26:41,869
Or a fleshlight.

1692
01:26:42,119 --> 01:26:42,995
Bong's fine.

1693
01:26:43,495 --> 01:26:43,662
Bong’s fine.

1694
01:26:43,662 --> 01:26:47,165
There's something I need to get
off my chest, you know?

1695
01:26:47,374 --> 01:26:49,751
Something I should have said
yonks ago.

1696
01:26:51,003 --> 01:26:51,503
I...

1697
01:26:55,674 --> 01:26:56,258
I'm sorry...

1698
01:26:56,675 --> 01:26:57,551
Giles... I...

1699
01:26:59,386 --> 01:26:59,553
I'm sorry,

1700
01:26:59,553 --> 01:27:03,182
I'm
not wearing
my steel-capped boots!

1701
01:27:03,390 --> 01:27:03,557
[ZOK!]

1702
01:27:03,557 --> 01:27:07,811
Oh, bastard!

1703
01:27:07,811 --> 01:27:10,522
(BOTTLES AND CANS CRASHING)

1704
01:27:12,232 --> 01:27:13,192
Guys, I just realised something.

1705
01:27:15,110 --> 01:27:16,612
We fucking did it!

1706
01:27:17,487 --> 01:27:18,197
Saved the world.

1707
01:27:18,197 --> 01:27:19,198
We won NOIZEQUEST.

1708
01:27:19,198 --> 01:27:20,741
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.

1709
01:27:20,949 --> 01:27:21,533
Fucks sake!

1710
01:27:21,825 --> 01:27:22,451
[laughter]

1711
01:27:25,329 --> 01:27:26,038
We did. We won.

1712
01:27:26,371 --> 01:27:27,831
Dude, come on, man.

1713
01:27:28,207 --> 01:27:29,041
Everyone died, bro.

1714
01:27:29,249 --> 01:27:30,834
Exactly! Exactly!

1715
01:27:31,210 --> 01:27:32,836
All the other bands are dead!

1716
01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:33,921
Disqualified!

1717
01:27:34,838 --> 01:27:35,464
Except us!

1718
01:27:36,381 --> 01:27:37,674
[laughter]

1719
01:27:37,883 --> 01:27:39,134
Where
do you think
they keep the prizes?

1720
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:42,971
Jesus Christ, dude, that
is so fucking grim.

1721
01:27:42,971 --> 01:27:44,473
That's pretty fucked up, Brodie.

1722
01:27:44,473 --> 01:27:45,265
Nah, fuck it.

1723
01:27:45,474 --> 01:27:47,059
I worked hard for this.

1724
01:27:47,059 --> 01:27:50,103
Yep, yep,
sucks how it turns out,
but I deserved this.

1725
01:27:50,521 --> 01:27:53,524
Every day of my life, someone
called me a loser.

1726
01:27:56,026 --> 01:27:56,902
I've won NOIZEQUEST.

1727
01:27:56,902 --> 01:27:58,278
Don't touch me, Brodie.

1728
01:27:58,904 --> 01:28:02,908
And no one can ever, ever take
that away from me.

1729
01:28:03,450 --> 01:28:04,368
(APPLAUSE)

1730
01:28:15,170 --> 01:28:18,549
"Just stoooppp itttt!"

1731
01:28:18,549 --> 01:28:19,716
And it's official.

1732
01:28:19,716 --> 01:28:21,635
NOIZEQUEST has a winner.

1733
01:28:21,635 --> 01:28:25,472
No, not the dozens
of metal fans
and performers
tragically killed.

1734
01:28:26,098 --> 01:28:28,392
GWAR has stolen the show.

1735
01:28:28,392 --> 01:28:31,562
The intergalactic
rock
band crashed
the doomed competition.

1736
01:28:31,562 --> 01:28:33,063
[GWAR "Jack The World" plays]

1737
01:28:33,063 --> 01:28:35,023
GWAR then proceeded to declare
themselves the winner.

1738
01:28:35,649 --> 01:28:38,026
Well, good for them, I guess.

1739
01:28:38,694 --> 01:28:38,861
Look,
they didn't even register, okay?

1740
01:28:38,861 --> 01:28:43,740
If I mug Meryl Streep
for a trophy
that does not make
me an Oscar winner.

1741
01:28:43,740 --> 01:28:45,367
GWAR did not win.

1742
01:28:46,535 --> 01:28:47,452
Yeah, they did.

1743
01:28:47,744 --> 01:28:49,496
Said so on the TV.

1744
01:28:49,705 --> 01:28:54,042
It makes me happy
to know
that we are superior
to human scum.

1745
01:28:54,251 --> 01:28:57,296
The enemy
bands were so pathetic,
they couldn't

1746
01:28:57,296 --> 01:29:00,716
even stay alive long enough for
us to conquer them.

1747
01:29:00,716 --> 01:29:02,301
(LAUGHS)

1748
01:29:02,551 --> 01:29:06,138
They were defeated
by the greatest band
of the night...

1749
01:29:06,638 --> 01:29:08,098
And the galaxy.

1750
01:29:08,765 --> 01:29:10,601
All the other bands were lucky
they died first.

1751
01:29:10,809 --> 01:29:12,186
That way
they didn't have to see their

1752
01:29:12,186 --> 01:29:14,646
parents' scalps used as artisan
genital warmers.

1753
01:29:15,022 --> 01:29:17,649
At least they died swiftly
and won't have to

1754
01:29:17,649 --> 01:29:21,904
watch us devour their children
and defile their pets.

1755
01:29:22,487 --> 01:29:26,700
So while the tragedy
of NOIZEQUEST is immeasurable,
it gives us solace that with

1756
01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:30,287
everything lost, there was
still something won.

1757
01:29:30,537 --> 01:29:32,414
That's total bullshit.

1758
01:29:33,999 --> 01:29:37,044
Come on guys,
we playing or what?

1759
01:29:40,881 --> 01:29:42,758
Right now, where were we?

1760
01:29:43,050 --> 01:29:47,638
Oh yes,
Brodie's getting buggered
by a pack of Yetis.

1761
01:29:47,846 --> 01:29:49,097
What? I cast invisibility.

1762
01:29:49,806 --> 01:29:52,559
Pfft.
Invisibility doesn't work
on Yetis.

1763
01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:55,562
Dumb.

1764
01:29:55,562 --> 01:29:56,813
If you hadn't have pickpocketed
a dragon,
we wouldn't have had to flee
into the

1765
01:29:56,813 --> 01:29:58,690
Labyrinth of Despair,
ass-deep in Yetis.

1766
01:29:58,690 --> 01:29:59,691
Dragons have sweet loot.

1767
01:29:59,900 --> 01:30:01,026
Dragons don't have pockets.

1768
01:30:01,026 --> 01:30:02,194
Fuck this. Y'know,
I'm not playing.

1769
01:30:02,694 --> 01:30:03,320
*Cough* Loser.

1770
01:30:10,077 --> 01:30:11,286
Zakk, you're up.

1771
01:30:11,745 --> 01:30:13,121
I ate Brodie's horse.

1772
01:30:13,121 --> 01:30:13,830
What?

1773
01:30:14,248 --> 01:30:14,414
We're now going live

1774
01:30:14,414 --> 01:30:18,502
for the premiere of GWAR's
latest song, The Black Hymn.

1775
01:30:18,502 --> 01:30:20,587
The band claimed to
have been inspired

1776
01:30:20,587 --> 01:30:23,131
by music pages they
looted from NOIZEQUEST.

1777
01:30:23,924 --> 01:30:24,591
Uh...

1778
01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:29,388
(BLACK HYMN MUSIC)

1779
01:30:43,068 --> 01:30:46,530
(screaming)

1780
01:30:56,665 --> 01:30:57,749
Righto.

1781
01:30:58,876 --> 01:30:59,835
Um...

1782
01:31:00,377 --> 01:31:02,254
Well, Zakk rolled a Crit.

1783
01:31:02,254 --> 01:31:04,464
You successfully
devoured Brodie's mare alive.

1784
01:31:04,464 --> 01:31:04,631
Suck it, baby.

1785
01:31:04,631 --> 01:31:08,010
Come on,
does no one else see this?

1786
01:31:08,010 --> 01:31:11,305
Dion is making me lose out
of spite. It's like the Forest
of Dicks campaign
all over again...

1787
01:31:11,513 --> 01:31:13,974
[SKULL FIST "Heavier Than
Metal" plays]

1788
01:31:43,086 --> 01:31:48,967
(music)

1789
01:32:10,864 --> 01:32:12,407
Gemma Holstein...

1790
01:32:14,785 --> 01:32:17,704
French Kelly.
Well, it's the guillotine
for you, mate.

1791
01:32:19,957 --> 01:32:21,750
Bradley James Letourneau?

1792
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,002
Yeah, there's no way I'm typing
all of that out.

1793
01:32:27,047 --> 01:32:28,590
So, just gonna cut that.

1794
01:32:28,799 --> 01:32:29,508
And then...

1795
01:32:32,636 --> 01:32:33,929
Mini Mila Muffin.

1796
01:32:34,137 --> 01:32:35,305
You're gonna buy drugs. You're
gonna buy drugs.

1797
01:32:36,723 --> 01:32:37,724
Josh Doria.

1798
01:32:38,225 --> 01:32:39,643
Oh, hate your haircut.

1799
01:32:41,270 --> 01:32:42,396
Juliet Lalouel

1800
01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:44,731
Hope you enjoy
your open plan living.

1801
01:32:45,524 --> 01:32:46,400
Kent Davis.

1802
01:32:46,984 --> 01:32:48,569
Yeah, no more money for you.

1803
01:32:48,902 --> 01:32:51,071
Sorry, Kent. Yeah, bye-bye.

1804
01:32:51,822 --> 01:32:52,906
Shawn Rupe & Kat

1805
01:32:53,782 --> 01:32:53,949
Double cut.

1806
01:32:53,949 --> 01:32:56,827
Oh, thanks, guys. A little
two for one special.

1807
01:32:56,827 --> 01:32:57,619
Appreciate it.

1808
01:32:58,245 --> 01:32:59,371
Shits gonna explode.

1809
01:33:00,038 --> 01:33:01,331
Dr. Jason Veith.

1810
01:33:02,082 --> 01:33:02,249
Doctor? Okay.

1811
01:33:02,249 --> 01:33:05,043
Maybe consider selling organs,
mate.

1812
01:33:07,171 --> 01:33:07,880
Cousin Matt?

1813
01:33:08,714 --> 01:33:10,048
Oh, small world.

1814
01:33:10,966 --> 01:33:13,468
Well, I always say family comes
first, but...

1815
01:33:14,595 --> 01:33:16,013
this time you've ended up last,
so...

1816
01:33:16,555 --> 01:33:18,599
Sorry, mate. See ya.

1817
01:33:20,350 --> 01:33:21,602
Oh, that was hard.

1818
01:33:21,810 --> 01:33:22,853
Alright.

1819
01:33:22,853 --> 01:33:24,021
That’s enough fun for tonight.

1820
01:33:24,021 --> 01:33:27,566
[ELM STREET "Take The
Night" plays]

1821
01:36:03,138 --> 01:36:10,771
[BULLETBELT "Deathgasm 2" plays]

1822
01:38:28,450 --> 01:38:35,415
[KAOSIS "Goremageddon" plays]