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[Vice Ganda] Sa pagbusina
ng ikalawang season
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ng Last One Laughing Philippines.
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10 Pinoy comedians
mula sa iba’t-ibang henerasyon
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ang muling tumaggap ng hamon.
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Let the game begin.
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[buzzer]
Please fasten your seatbelt.
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-[Long] Bumiyahe na kayo.
-Hindi meron pa kami eh.
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[James] Bigyan ng jacket ‘yan.
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[Long] Teka muna,
teka muna, teka muna.
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Walanghiya kayo, makapagpatawa
lang kayo pinahirapan n’yo ko.
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[Vice Ganda] Kanya-kanyang diskarte
sa pagpipigil ng tawa.
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[Long] Quiet! That’s my wife!
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[Chariz] I actually loved
her material kasi ang gago.
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[James] Pinalayas ng landlord
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o pinalayas ng masamang espirito.
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[Charuth] Pinalayas ng landlord.
[swoosh]
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[Vice Ganda] At hindi rin
naubos ang sorpresa.
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[All cheering]
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D-direct ko kayong lahat. Yes!
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It’s a bird like this. Yes!
[laughs]
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To do na 2. Yes!
[Whistle sounds]
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[swish sound]
[Long] O, sa ‘yo na ‘to o.
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Pakibigay na lang ‘yung phone
sa palagay mong kumakain ng pwet.
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[Epy] Ah okay, Donna.
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I have 2 balloons
the left and the right.
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[Vice Ganda] Isa-isang pumara.
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-Pooh, red card ka na!
-Ay! Ako nga.
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-[Vice] Esnyr, red card.
-[indistinct chatter]
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Ang baby!
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[Vice Ganda] Si Epy, red card.
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-[Vice] James!
-Okay lang.
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[Vice] Long, so red card ka na din.
You're out of the compe...
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-[Candy] Oh gosh!
-[Chariz] Okay lang.
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[Vice Ganda] Hanggang 3 na lang
ang matibay na natira.
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Last trip na ng laugh trip
ng season 2
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ng Last One Laughing Philippines.
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Hah!
[music, machine whirring]
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[music, machine whirring]
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[music, machine whirring]
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[yells]
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[music, machine whirring]
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[music, machine whirring]
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[clanging]
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Hey!
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[music, machine whirring]
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[screams]
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[clears throat]
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[music, machine whirring]
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[music, machine whirring]
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[All scream]
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[dripping water]
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[clock ticking]
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Mas gusto natin talaga
kung party, party ‘di ba.
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So, dapat mag-party, party
tayo d’yan sa loob.
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-[Vice] Let’s go!
-[All cheering]
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Go back in comedians! Let’s go!
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[door whirring]
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-[All] Hi!
-[Ethel] We’re back.
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[Esnyr] We’re back, y’all.
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At andito kami para ipaghiganti
‘yung sarili namin.
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[click]
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Hi! Grabe, 3rd season
na kami nakabalik!
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[Donna] Mahirap ‘yung nakapasok
‘yung mga eliminated
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tapos nakakatawa na sila.
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Parang may inggit na eh.
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Tapos alam mo na hindi mo
pa rin sila kakampi eh.
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May task na binigay sa kanila.
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So parang
hindi pa tayo pwedeng magsaya.
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Grabe naman, ilang oras pa lang.
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Ang gulo-gulo na ng buhay n’yo rito.
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‘Yung mga eliminated comedians,
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tulungan n’yo namang ma-hype
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ang energy
ng tatlong natitira d’yan.
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Kailangang party, party
talaga ang energy.
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Party, party ang vibes.
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[techno music]
[Esnyr] Party, party, party!
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[techno music]
[Esnyr] Party, party, party!
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[techno music]
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[James] Ay!
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[boink sound]
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-[James] Ay...! Yeah!
-[Chariz] Ay...! Ay!
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[Chariz] Yeah...!
[boing sound]
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[chuckles]
Nakakatawa sila.
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Sobrang hirap nung pinabalik
lahat nung na-eliminate.
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Pwede na silang tumawa eh.
Wala na ‘to.
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Mukhang ako na ‘yung next.
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Iwan ko na ‘to kay Ate Donna
tsaka kay Ate Candy.
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‘Yung top 3 kailangang
umakyat sa stage.
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Magsasayawan party, party pero...
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pag huminto ang tugtog kailangang
magbigay ng joke ang bawat isa.
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‘Yung top 3, okay?
Let’s go, have fun!
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[Beeps and techno music]
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[James] Yes!
[techno music]
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[James] Oh, oh, oh. Yes, yes!
[techno music]
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[Esnyr] Pwede na kaming tumawa,
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kaya good luck na lang
talaga sa kanila.
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[all cheering and partying]
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-[Long] Come on baby.
-[James] Ey, ey, ey!
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-[Epy] Ohhh!
-[indistinct chatter]
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[Esnyr] Grabe!
May hidden talent ka pala!
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Tapos parang habang nagsasayawan kami,
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parang nagtuturo-turo na kumbaga
parang victory party na sila.
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May 30 minutes pa tayo.
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[all cheering and laughing]
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[music stops]
[Long] O, ‘yan d’yan, d’yan.
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Sumakay ako ng taxi.
Siningil ako ng plus 50.
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Binunutan ko ngayon ng .45.
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Sabi kulang pa daw ng 5.
[toink sound]
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[All cheering and laughing]
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[James] Yeah!
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[techno music]
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[Esnyr] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[techno music]
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[music stops]
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Anong tawag sa mga anak ng shell?
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-[All] Ano?
-Shelldren.
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[music continues]
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[James] Yes! Yes!
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[techno music]
[Chariz] Message namin...
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I believe our children
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are our future.
[music stops]
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Anong tawag
kay James Caraan na waley?
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-[All] Ano?
-[Donna] Kal-boo!
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[Chariz] Ohhh.
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[music continues]
[James laughs]
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[James] Putangina mo!
[laughs]
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[All cheering and partying]
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[music stops]
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Sinugal ko
‘yung mga alaga ko sa farm.
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Tinaya ko pati pato.
[Duck quacking]
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-[Pooh] Ahhh!
-[Chariz] Pato! Ano ba?
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-[Esnyr] Ano?
-Pato! ‘Yung pato kakamo-kabo, turkey!
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[All] Yey!
[techno music]
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[techno music]
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[indistinct chatter]
[techno music]
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[music stops]
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Anong tawag sa baby ng shell?
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-[All] Ano?
-[Candy] Ka-baby!
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[James] Yeah!
[techno music]
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Ay my gosh.
Kakayanin ko ba ‘tong mga ‘to.
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Ang tataas ng energy nila.
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[Candy] Gusto mo ipakita dede?
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[Esnyr] Wala pala.
[music stops]
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Anong paborito mong
ocean living thing?
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[All and Pooh] Ano?
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Pampanot.
[toink sound]
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-[All] Pampanot.
-[All laughing]
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[music continues]
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[music stops]
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[Long] Ano? Ang prutas
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na kapag ka-bubot
parang tao kung umiyak.
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-[All] Ano?
-Suha! Suha!
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[Chariz] O, dumedede ka na.
[music continues]
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[James] Kaya pala tayo natanggal.
[laughs]
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[Chariz] Ang pangit.
Ang pangit ng jokes natin,
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buti na lang natanggal tayo.
Ano ba ‘yan!
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[techno music]
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[Long] O, eto naman. Ops!
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Ah talaga?
[music stops]
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Anong pagkain ang mabilis?
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-[All] Ano?
-Fast food.
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[toink sound]
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[Ethel] Totoo ‘yon, hindi joke ‘yon.
[laughs]
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[Pooh] Kaya nga fast food eh
kasi mabilis talaga s’ya eh.
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[Ethel] Seryoso nga ko. Seryoso.
[boink sound]
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Ang nararamdaman ko,
baka pumatid ako dito.
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Music!
[techno music]
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[Long] Sige, habulin natin.
Habulin natin yon para mas maganda.
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[James] Mag trivia lang
binibigay ni Ethel.
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[Chariz] Uy!
[chuckles]
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[Epy] Ano ang ah?
[music stops]
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Ano eto, ano ang...
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hayop na mahilig mag-brief?
[toink sound]
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-[All] Ano?
-Bird.
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-[Long] Bakit?
-Bird.
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[boink sound]
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-[Epy] Brief nga eh, bird.
-[Pooh] Ano i-eexplain.
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-[Charuth] Ubusan na talaga dito.
-[Epy] I-explain ko ‘yung bird?
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-[Long] Bakit masama bang magtanong.
-[Pooh] O, game!
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-[James] Yey!
-[Epy] Bad trip.
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[techno music]
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[music stops]
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[Long] O eto,
ako na mismo sa sarili ko na.
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O, gawan natin ng ano ‘to,
“use in a sentence.”
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Itong 3 na to, kung magkakainan,
sinong unang kakainin n’yo?
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Donna’t, Candy, Chicha-ruth.
[toink sound]
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-[Chariz] Ohh!
-[Pooh] Ohh!
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-[Chariz] Shocks.
-[Pooh] Haves.
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[Epy] Anong haves mo?
Anong punchline? Ano punchline?
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Chicharuth! Chicharon!
Hindi n’yo maintindihan, chicharon?
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-[Chariz] Naiintindihan namin.
-[Ethel] Donut, Candy...
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Donut, Candy, Chicha-ruth.
Anong gusto n’yong unahin d’yan?
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Eh mas gusto ko ang foot long eh.
[toink sound]
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[Esnyr] Ey!
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[techno music]
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[Pooh] Uy!
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[Esnyr] Ikaw naman!
[music stops]
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-[Epy] Ano ang bolang kulot?
-[All] Ano?
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[Epy] Bulbol.
[laughs]
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-[Long] Ay. Ha.
-[Epy laughs]
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-[Candy] Ay, grabe s’ya.
-[Long] Ay bastusan na ito.
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-[Epy] Bolang kulot.
-[Esnyr screams]
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[Long] Mabuti pa
magbasaan na lang tayo.
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-[James] Magduraan na lang.
-Huwag!
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Long, banatan
kaya kita rito sa pwet?
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[Long] Wala na hindi na natin sila
kaya. Talagang kinarir na nila.
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Oo, magaling ‘tong tatlo
infairness, ay sorry.
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-[Long] Kinarir na nila.
-[Epy] Galit na sila o.
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[Esnyr] Parang
naka-ano na sila eh...
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Parang gusto nang umuwi.
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-[Esnyr] Locked in na sila o.
-[Ethel] Parang mananakit na sila.
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Now we will play a game called...
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-Puwede pero depende.
-Puwedi pero Dependi
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Kailangan n’yo lang
magbigay ng entry.
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Sa bawat topic
na sasabihin ko tigitig-isa.
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Uy, ano ‘to? Favorite ko ‘tong
mga ganitong pa-games
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tapos improv pa, ‘di ba?
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Alright, mga puwedeng
sinasabi sa burol
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na gusto mo ring sabihin sa boss mo.
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Okay Candy, go.
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Ano nangyari?
[boink sound]
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Sino next?
[boink sound]
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Sir, ga’no ka-close?
[toink sound]
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[Pooh laughs]
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Ano, porke’t kamag-anak mo,
ipapasok mo dito.
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May bulaklak o, para sa ‘yo.
[boink sound]
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‘Yung kabit dumating.
[boink sound]
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-Sasabihin mo ‘yan sa boss mo?
-[Long] Hindi baka close.
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-Hindi, inform ko s’ya na...
-[Chariz] Wa-warningan mo eh.
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-[Esnyr] Ah, winarningan.
-[Chariz] Syempre.
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[Charuth] Sir, coffee.
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Walang dead air. Dire-diretso,
‘tas ang nasa utak ko lang no’n,
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yes ang galing natin.
Gano’n nakaka-proud.
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Mga sinasabi mo sa pet mo
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na puwede ring sabihin sa jowa mo.
[chime sound]
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Habulin mo ‘ko.
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Huwag mong dilaan ‘yan.
[bionk sound]
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O, matapos mo dilaan ‘yung ari mo,
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didila ka naman sa ‘kin.
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Eto naman ang sipsipin mo.
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-Ay, in heat na naman ‘to.
-[Epy laughs]
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Stay. Stay. Please stay.
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Pssst! Huwag dito. Pssst!
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Ano ummm, nakalmot mo ‘ko.
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-Uy, pasok hindi ‘yan nangangagat.
-[Chariz chuckles]
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Dahan-dahan, dahan-dahan.
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Hala, ang liit.
[toink sound]
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[Esnyr] Siguro anong meaning?
[laughs]
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Okay lang ‘yan,
aamuyin ka lang no’n.
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Ilabas ko na lahat
‘tong sa improv game na ‘to.
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[Vice] Kung nakakapagsalita lang
ang mga ipis.
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Anong sasabihin nila sa mga tao?
[chime sound]
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Kayo kaya ang patayin ko?
[scurrying]
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Puki ng inang ‘to
nandidiri ka sa ‘kin?
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[boing sound]
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Makapalo close tayo?
[boink sound]
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00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,104
Ang hilig, hilig mo akong habulin.
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00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,007
Eh ano kung nalipad ako,
gusto kong maging butterfly eh.
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[boink sound]
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Aray, hindi mo kailangang tumili.
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Mas kadiri ka.
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Para pagkain lang, kagabi pa ‘to
dito hindi mo nga kinakain.
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[Donna] Buti may na-eentry pa.
Buti meron pang lumalabas.
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‘Yon talaga ‘yung nasa utak ko,
buti kaya pa.
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Thank you. Palakpakan naman natin
ang top 3 guys!
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Galing!
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[Vice Ganda] Okay,
we have another game.
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Esnyr, ikaw ang magfafacilitate
ng game na ito.
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[upbeat music]
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Sa kaliwa ang soap,
sa kanan ang lollipop.
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Sa kaliwa ang soap,
sa kanan ang lollipop.
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[upbeat music]
[Candy] Ay ang bango.
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[Vice Ganda] Kailangang malansi
at malito mo sila. Okay, Esnyr?
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Soap, soap, soap,
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soap, soap, lollipop.
[swooshing]
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Lollipop, lollipop, soap.
[swoosh]
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Lollipop, soap,
[swoosh]
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-loap... soap...
-Ano?
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Soap, soap, soap.
[toink sound]
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Matinding laban. Umabot na kami
do’n sa soap and lollipop.
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[Esnyr] Soap, soap, soap, lollipop.
[swoosh]
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Lollipop. Lollipop,
[swoosh]
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lollipop, lollipop,
[swoosh]
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lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, soap.
[swooshing]
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Soap, soap, lollipop, soap.
[swooshing]
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Soap, lollipop...
[swooshing]
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Palit ng pangalan.
‘Pag soap ang sinabi mo...
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[Pooh] ‘Pag soap ang sinabi,
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-lollipop ang didilaan.
-[Chariz] 'Yon ang stage 3 eh.
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[Esnyr] Okay.
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[Donna] Alam mo ‘yung
litong-lito ka na,
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tapos dinadagdagan nang
dinadagdagan ‘yung mechanics.
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[Esnyr] Soap, soap,
[swoosh]
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soap, soap, lollipop.
[swoosh]
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Lollipop, soap, soap,
[toink sound]
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soap, lollipop.
[boink sound]
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Lollipop, lollipop.
[playful music]
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[Charuth] Hindi ko na alam
‘yung difference nung lasa
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ng sabon tsaka lollipop.
[toink sound]
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Iisa na lang s’ya sa dila ko.
[boink sound]
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[Esnyr] Lollipop, lollipop,
[toink sound]
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soap, lollipop,
[toink sound]
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soap, lollipop.
[chuckles]
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Soap, soap, lollipop...
[boiking sound]
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-[Candy] Ay sorry.
-[Esnyr] ...Lollipop.
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[toink sound]
[Esnyr] Nagkamali na.
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Eh, nakakatulong ‘to total kanina
pa naman ako ‘di nagtotooth brush,
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wala akong inaano gano’n.
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Ah nakakatulong na ‘tong sabon
sa bibig ko ‘yung gano’n.
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Okay Esnyr, may natitira pang
props d’yan ibigay mo sa kanila.
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‘Yung soap na korteng lollipop
at ‘yung lollipop na korteng soap.
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-[James] Ohhhh!
-[Donna] Kakainin ko ‘yan.
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30 minutes na lang eh, sabi ko
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ngayon pa ba ako
hindi kakain ng soap.
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Okay, ‘yung korteng soap ay lollipop
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at ‘yung korteng lollipop ay soap.
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Soap, lollipop, lollipop,
[swooshing]
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lollipop, soap.
[swooshing]
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They were ano na mechanical na,
para na silang mga robot.
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Na gagawin na lang nila
maski ano to survive.
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But they will not stop.
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Soap, soap, lollipop,
[swooshing]
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sol... lollipop.
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-[Candy] Ha?
-[Esnyr] Soap, soap,
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soap, soap, soap, lollipop.
[swooshing]
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Lollipop, lollipop, soap.
[swooshing]
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Lollipop, lollipop, lollipop,
[boinking sound]
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lollipop, soap, lollipop.
[swooshing]
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Soap, lollipop, lollipop,
[swooshing]
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lollipop, soap, soap.
[swooshing]
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-Masarap ba ‘yung soap?
-Puro sabon na ‘yung...
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Parehas... parehas na ‘yung lasa.
[toink sound]
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Binabago na ‘yung pangalan,
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binabago pa ‘yung mismong
kinakain namin.
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00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:16,957
So sabi ko, bahala na kung
mapatalsik ako dito dahil tumawa
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o dahil nakakakain ako
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ng madaming sabon.
[boink sound]
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[Esnyr] Soap, lollipop.
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-Ikamamatay ni Charuth.
-Lollipop, lollipop, lollipop.
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Ngayon, pagpalit? Ready 1, 2, 3, go.
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00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,670
Soap, lollipop, lollipop, lollipop.
[boiking sound]
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00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,806
Soap, soap, lollipop, soap,
[swooshing]
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lollipop, soap, soap, lollipop.
[toink sound]
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Nakita ko si Ate Charuth na
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tini... natitikman na n’ya
talaga ‘yung soap.
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Kumbaga, natitikman niya na
‘yung soap, ‘yung lollipop,
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‘yung soap, ‘yung lollipop,
‘yung soap, ‘yung lollipop.
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00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,119
[inhales deeply]
Naubusan na ako ng hininga.
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‘Pag sinasabing lollipop,
‘pag kinakain ‘yung lollipop,
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kailangang nagcecelebrate
tumatalon, go.
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Soap, soap, lollipop,
[playful music]
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lollipop, lollipop, lollipop.
[jumping sound]
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00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,332
Soap, soap, lollipop,
[jumping sound]
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00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,369
soap, soap, lollipop.
[jumping sound]
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00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,371
Lollipop, soap,
[jumping sound]
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00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,673
soap, soap, lollipop.
[swooshing]
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00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,242
Lollipop, lollipop, lollipop,
[jumping sound]
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00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,710
lollipop, lollipop,
[jumping sound]
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lollipop, lollipop.
[jumping sound]
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00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,114
Soap, soap, lollipop,
[jumping sound]
360
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,383
soap, lollipop, soap,
[jumping sound]
361
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lollipop, soap, lollipop.
[jumping sound]
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00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,954
-[Vice laughing]
-[Esnyr] Lollipop, lollipop.
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Ako ‘yung naghohost do’n,
pero ako ‘yung napagod.
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00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,628
Kasi hindi talaga gumigive up sila.
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00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,497
Wala talagang gumigive sa kanila.
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Si kapitana gumagano’n no.
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[Vice Ganda] Gano’n pa uli,
gano’n uli Esnyr.
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Pero ‘pag sinabi mo
‘yung lollipop ng mahaba
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kailangang isusubo
‘yung lollipop ng buo.
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-[Esnyr] Ayyyy sige.
-‘Pag sinabi lollipop,
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isusubo ng buo. Okay, go.
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Soap, soap, soap, soap,
[jumping sound]
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lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, soap,
[jumping sound]
374
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:53,520
lollipop. Lollipop! Lollipop!
[jumping sound]
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00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,023
-Soap, soap.
-[Donna and Candy gag]
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[Esnyr] Lollipop.
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Isusubo mo ng buo
‘yung lollipop na hugis sabon,
378
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nabilaukan na lang talaga ako.
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00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,837
Lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, lollipop,
[jumping sound]
380
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,540
lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, lollipop,
[jumping sound]
381
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,911
soap, soap, lollipop!!!
[jumping sound]
382
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,446
[Chariz] Ay soap!
383
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,482
Soap, soap, soap, soap,
384
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:26,319
-soap, soap, lollipop!!!
-[James] Lunukin mo na!
385
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,921
-[All laughs]
-[James] Lunukin mo na!
386
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:28,822
[indistinct talking]
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00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,591
[Esnyr] Lollipop!!!
[laughs]
388
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,927
Sobrang saludo, clap ako sa inyo.
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00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:37,230
Sobrang gagaling n’yo. Lollipop!!!
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00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,599
[Vice laughing]
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00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:45,171
[clock ticking]
392
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,041
[buzzer and siren sounds]
393
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-[all screaming]
-[Esnyr] Oh my God!
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Time is up. Finish na.
[siren]
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-[Epy] Parang may nayari.
-[James laughs]
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00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,285
-[Epy] May nayari ako na chips.
-[James] Meron kang nayari.
397
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,553
Tatlo na lang kami.
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00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,589
Parang ano naman
‘yung chances na ako ‘yon,
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00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,091
sabi ko baka naman
dito pa ako nalaglag.
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00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,227
[Esnyr] May nayari do’n sa ano...
401
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,829
-[Esnyr] Yari!
-[All screaming]
402
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,799
Ma-eliminate ba ‘ko,
saan kaya akong part,
403
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,200
bakit kaya ako ma-eliminate gano’n.
404
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,003
Grabe kayo. Wala na,
mahirap nang patawin ‘yan.
405
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,507
Wala zero na ‘yan, zero na ‘yan.
406
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,909
-[Pooh] Triple tie na lang.
-[Chariz] Pwede.
407
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:27,347
Ang hirap, nakaka-overwhelm din
na mapasama sa line up na ‘to.
408
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,783
Experience, ‘yung learnings
409
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,985
na nakuha ko do’n
sa fellow comedians
410
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,655
na ano pa mga idol hindi
basta-basta comedians,
411
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,490
nakakaproud and happy.
412
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,993
This is it.
[upbeat music]
413
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,429
[door whirring]
414
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,265
-[Esnyr] My God!
-[James] Yey!
415
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,466
[Donna] Meme.
416
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:50,503
Yehey! Palakpakan.
417
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,173
-[Chariz] Yehey!
-[Epy] What is the decision?
418
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,142
“Dasurv!” Sabi ng t-shirt
ni Donna kanina,
419
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,479
“Dasurv.”
[All cheering]
420
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,448
Ang taray sa t-shirt pa lang
421
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,384
parang may sinasabi na
kanina ‘yung “dasurv.”
422
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,085
Okay.
423
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:09,055
Napakahusay ninyong tatlo
binabati namin kayong lahat.
424
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:10,990
Congratulations dahil...
425
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,159
...pinangatawan
at pinanghawakan ninyo
426
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,361
ang pangako ninyong
hindi kayo tatawa
427
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,231
hanggang sa huling segundo
ng kumpetisyon na ito.
428
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,900
Naiiyak na si Donna
tsaka si Charuth.
429
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,970
[All laughing]
430
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,806
Anong nararamdaman mo ngayon,
anong tumatakbo sa isip mo Charuth?
431
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,375
[Charuth sobbing]
432
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,010
[Vice Ganda] Would you mind sharing
us your thoughts?
433
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,112
Para lang po kasama ako
sa final cut...
434
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,914
...nung episode.
435
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,183
-[All laughing]
-[Donna] ‘Yung iyak n’ya.
436
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,453
Sa pagod po.
[sobbing]
437
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,589
-[Chariz] Ang galing n’yo.
-[Esnyr] Ang galing.
438
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,458
Good job, Charuth!
[All clapping]
439
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:49,162
-[Pooh] Good job.
-[Chariz] Charuth for you.
440
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,431
In fact maraming tumarget
kay Charuth, kanina.
441
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,866
-[Donna] Oo.
-[Vice Ganda] Oo.
442
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,868
Maraming umasang...
443
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,036
...mapapabigay nila ang ngiti mo,
444
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,972
pero hindi sila nagtagumpay.
445
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,541
Ikaw naman Donna,
ano ang tumatakbo sa isip mo ngayon.
446
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,143
Sobrang ano, sobrang draining n’ya.
447
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,845
‘Yung parang kahit may naiisip ka pa
448
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,147
‘di na rin sumusunod
‘yung utak mo eh.
449
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,183
Tapos parang ‘pag titignan mo sila
450
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,985
pagod na rin sila parang gano’n eh.
451
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,387
-[Vice Ganda] Candy?
-Nakakapagod...
452
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,224
...nakakapagod pero to be part
of this group lang
453
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,760
is already an honor na masaya
na nakasama ko lahat.
454
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:26,165
Naging mahirap para pagdesisyunan
kung sino ang Last One Laughing.
455
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:29,335
Talaga namang ginawa niyo
‘yung assignment ninyo na...
456
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:33,072
...hindi kayo tatawa o ngingiti.
457
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,608
Pero simula’t, simula pa lamang
naging malinaw
458
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,312
naman na sa ating lahat.
You’ve got 2 jobs...
459
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,449
One to avoid laughing
460
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:48,054
and the other one, is to make each
other laugh.
461
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,622
[suspenseful music]
462
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,892
Doon tayo magkakatalo. Si Candy,
463
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,995
[suspenseful music]
ay may napatawa kanina.
464
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,299
Si Chariz...
[suspenseful music]
465
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,868
...‘yon din ang dahilan kung bakit
na-eliminate kanina si Chariz.
466
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,604
Si Donna, may napatawa ka ba?
[suspenseful music]
467
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,106
May napatawa ka Donna...
[suspenseful music]
468
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,076
...si Ethel.
[suspenseful music]
469
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,045
Si Charuth, may napatawa ka ba?
470
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,047
[suspenseful music]
471
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:18,184
Wala kang napatawa.
Kaya naman Charuth...
472
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,490
Sorry, hindi mo maiuuwi
ang 1 million pesos.
473
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,225
-[All clapping]
-[Epy] Good job, good job!
474
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,760
[James] Good job Charuth!
475
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,362
[Pooh] Pero kasama ka naman
sa hanggang dulo.
476
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,665
-[Esnyr] O grabe ka hanggang dulo!
-[All clapping]
477
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,336
Happy ako na i-represent
‘yung community namin online
478
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,905
and nailaban ko talaga kayo
hanggang dulo.
479
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:40,940
And at the same time,
480
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:45,878
sobrang lawak pala nung types
nung comedy sa Philippines.
481
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:50,850
So hoo,
mabuhay ang Philippine comedy.
482
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,989
Mabuhay talaga
ang Philippine comedy.
483
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,458
[Vice Ganda] You are the 8th person
to be eliminated.
484
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,193
So, this is just gonna be between
485
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,494
-Candy...
-[Esnyr] Oh my God!
486
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,996
...and Donna.
487
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,064
[suspenseful music]
488
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:08,434
Parehong may napatawa.
Parehong may hindi tumawa,
489
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,537
pero sino sa inyo
ang Last One Laughing?
490
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,574
[suspenseful music]
[Esnyr] Sino?
491
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,709
[Chariz] Oh my gosh!
492
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:22,749
[suspenseful music]
493
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:29,155
[boink sound]
[All laughing]
494
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,260
Okay tumawa silang dalawa.
Walang nanalo.
495
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,461
[All laughing]
496
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,230
[Donna] Hindi pa pala tapos.
497
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:41,801
Ang last one laughing ay si...
[drum roll]
498
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,871
...Donna!
[All cheering]
499
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:49,208
And Candy! We have a tie!
Donna and Candy!
500
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,778
Dalawa kayong panalo!
[All cheering]
501
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:55,081
[All cheering]
502
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:58,985
I’m very happy for Donna.
Tapos na-realized ko ay kasali ako.
503
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,753
Wow, kasali ako.
504
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,388
[All cheering]
505
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:07,360
At maghahati sa 1 million pesos!
[All cheering]
506
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,896
Ang galing natin,
gano’n nakaka-proud!
507
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,265
-[Chariz] Ang galing!
-[Pooh] Oh my God!
508
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,866
-[Candy] Thank you!
-[Vice Ganda] Of course!
509
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,935
[LOL music]
510
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,738
Ang cash prize mo, congratulations!
511
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,340
-[Candy] Salamat!
-[Esnyr] Deserved queen!
512
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:24,010
And Donna!
[All cheering]
513
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,678
-[Donna] Thank you!
-[Vice] My God Donna!
514
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,748
Dalawang comedy competitions na
ang pinananalunan mo.
515
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,650
[Donna] Season 2 pareho, nando’n ka.
516
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,151
Ultimate, ikaw ang grand champion.
517
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,152
-Congratulations!
-[Donna] Thank you po.
518
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,155
-I’m very proud of you.
-[Donna] Ate, thank you.
519
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,691
At syempre,
eto talaga ang gusto natin.
520
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,626
-[James laughs]
-Thank you po.
521
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:44,063
Congratulations sa inyong dalawa!
Well deserved.
522
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,566
Deserved naman both nila Ate
523
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:50,103
kasi ang hirap talaga kalabanin
nung dalawa and...
524
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,072
grabe din ‘yung effort
nilang magpatawa.
525
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:56,309
Girls nanalo this time
and nakaka-proud
526
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,946
kasi ang galing, ang galing
nila Ate Donna at Ate Candy.
527
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,182
-[All cheering]
-[Donna] Thank you.
528
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:06,786
Candy! Ikaw muna
ang una naming pagsasalitain.
529
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,957
Maraming, maraming salamat sa lahat
ng mga kasama ko dito.
530
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:16,129
Um, actually totoong, totoo
‘yung sinabi ni Meme.
531
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,264
Hindi madaling magpatawa
532
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:21,100
ang nais lang namin
ay magbigay ng ligaya.
533
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,604
I’m so proud and honored and
grateful...
534
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,307
Na nanalo ako because it reminded me
535
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,377
that I am really a comedian.
536
00:23:31,477 --> 00:23:33,646
That’s my core, comedy is my core.
537
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,582
That’s my first love,
to make people laugh.
538
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:39,018
Parang nakita nila
na ang daming pwedeng
539
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,255
type and kinds ng comedy gano’n.
540
00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:44,090
‘Di lang po iisa ang komedya
541
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,926
atsaka pare-parehas lang po kami
ng, ng gusto talaga
542
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,829
magpasaya po ng tao... Ate.
543
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,431
-[Vice] Congratulations!
-[Epy] Tumbling, tumbling, tumbling.
544
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,734
[Vice] Personally, I am very,
very proud of you.
545
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,502
Nasaksihan ko nung nagsisimula ka.
546
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,304
Tama nga isang dekada ang nakalipas
547
00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,840
nung nanalo ka sa It’s Showtime.
Napakalayo na nang nakating mo
548
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,742
mula doon sa unang araw
na napanuod kita.
549
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,744
Ang hirap talaga ding magpatawa.
550
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,280
Sobrang ang hirap maging komedyante.
551
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:10,550
Kasi iba ‘yung expectations
ng mga tao sa komedyante eh.
552
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,252
Tapos parang ako kasi
alam ko aware ako
553
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,721
ibang klaseng comedy
‘yung inooffer ko.
554
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:20,193
‘Yon ‘yung ginamit ko buong,
buong ano, buong game talaga.
555
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,095
Parang okay,
so parang nakahanap ako ng
556
00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:25,398
ano na naman ng parang calling
557
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,733
na gano’n atsaka ng validation
558
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,069
na tama ‘yung pinili kong profession
559
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,737
na magpasaya ng mga tao.
560
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,874
Ibang uri ng plataporma
ang nilalabasan natin
561
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,643
para makapagpaligaya ng maraming tao
562
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:39,779
at nakakatuwa na lahat tayo ngayon
563
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,848
nabigyan ng pagkakataon
na i-represent
564
00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:45,251
‘yung kanya, kanya-kanyang
entabladong kinabibilangan.
565
00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:47,720
Because the world
deserves to see you...
566
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,256
and you deserve to be seen
by the whole world.
567
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:55,328
Mama Vice, thank you so much
for guiding us.
568
00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:59,365
Sana sa season 3, kaming sampu ulit.
[chuckles]
569
00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:04,270
Ang lesson na
na-realized ko dito sa LOL is...
570
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,240
...ma-appreciate sana natin
lahat ng forms of comedy
571
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,275
sana bigyan natin ng chance.
572
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,345
Sobrang proud ako
to be part of this roster
573
00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:16,782
kasi lahat ng tao like mga taong
may prinsipyo talaga and...
574
00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:20,553
...I really look up to them.
Sana hindi pa ito ‘yung last.
575
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,655
Sana maraming mabigyan ng chance,
576
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,423
sana maraming season.
577
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,026
Ang daming magagaling sa Pilipinas.
578
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:29,128
To be one with the legends,
579
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:32,999
grabe, sobrang malaking
opportunity na ‘yon for me.
580
00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,468
Teka sandali.
[boink sound]
581
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,870
‘Pag sinabi n’yong madali,
huwag kakabahan kayo.
582
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,273
Huwag kayo magsalita ng ano,
kahit ubod kayo ng galing.
583
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:43,943
Para masabi n’yo naging
komedyante ka pumasok ka rito.
584
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:47,013
‘Yung experience ko dito sa one...
585
00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,481
ano ba ‘to?
[toink sound]
586
00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:51,250
Sumali ng contest hindi alam
ang title. LOL na lang.
587
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:53,653
‘Yung mga next contestants dito
magisip-isip kayo ha.
588
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,088
Nakakapagod talaga siya
sa totoo lang ha.
589
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:58,925
Congratulations sa inyong lahat.
[All cheering]
590
00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:01,227
Most especially to Candy and Donna!
591
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:04,263
-Thank you, thank you!
-[Donna] Thank you so much!
592
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,799
This is Vice Ganda.
593
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,434
Saying thank you and see you again
594
00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:11,737
Dito sa
Last One Laughing Philippines.
595
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:15,074
[All] Yehey!
[All cheering]
596
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,742
[All] Selfie, selfie!
597
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:18,778
[Pooh] Uy, picture tayo, picture.
598
00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:21,314
[Vice] Congratulations!
For "Season 2!"
599
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:24,951
[All] "Season 2!"
600
00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:26,652
[Pooh] Picture, picture.
601
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:29,689
Selfie, selfie do’n, selfie.
Ay wala tayong dalang camera.
602
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:32,058
[Long] ‘Di bale, ayon ang camera o.
Lahat kayo naka-pose do’n.
603
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,426
[Pooh] Ayan ang camera, okay 1...
604
00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:34,327
-[Vice] Congratulations!
-[Epy] 1, 2...
605
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:37,129
-[Chariz] 1, 2, 3.
-[Long] Season 2. Ayon o.
606
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:39,198
-[Epy] Lollipop!
-[Pooh] Lollipop!
607
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,000
-[Candy and Epy] Soap.
-[Pooh] Soap!
608
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,803
-[Candy] Lollipop!
-[Epy] Lollipop! Soap!
609
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:46,505
[LOL music]