1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,990 [AUDIENCE CHATTER] 4 00:00:34,424 --> 00:00:36,393 [LIGHT LAUGHTER] 5 00:00:40,264 --> 00:00:42,165 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING LIVELY BIG BAND MUSIC] 6 00:00:42,299 --> 00:00:44,134 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 7 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:02,479 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING FLOURISH] 8 00:02:06,249 --> 00:02:08,251 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 9 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:34,812 [HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING, MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG ] 10 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:45,489 WAITRESS: ♪ Yesterday is done ♪ 11 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:49,694 ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 12 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:53,498 JEROME: ♪ Merrily we roll along Roll along ♪ 13 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:57,367 ♪ Bursting with dreams ♪ 14 00:02:57,502 --> 00:03:01,072 KT: ♪ Traveling's the fun ♪ 15 00:03:01,204 --> 00:03:05,043 BUNKER: ♪ Flashing by the countryside ♪ 16 00:03:05,175 --> 00:03:06,911 MEG: ♪ Everybody merrily ♪ 17 00:03:07,045 --> 00:03:08,813 BUNKER: ♪ Merrily ♪ 18 00:03:08,946 --> 00:03:12,650 GROUP I: ♪ Catching at dreams ♪ 19 00:03:12,784 --> 00:03:16,453 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 20 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:20,190 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 21 00:03:20,323 --> 00:03:23,393 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 22 00:03:24,696 --> 00:03:26,064 ♪ Dreams don't die ♪ 23 00:03:26,196 --> 00:03:28,566 ♪ So keep an eye on your dream ♪ 24 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:31,502 GROUP II: ♪ And before you know where you are, there you are ♪ 25 00:03:31,636 --> 00:03:34,572 GROUP I: ♪ Time goes by and hopes go dry ♪ 26 00:03:34,706 --> 00:03:39,242 ♪ But you still can try for your dream ♪ 27 00:03:39,376 --> 00:03:40,778 MEG: ♪ Tend your dream ♪ 28 00:03:40,912 --> 00:03:42,513 GROUP II: ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 29 00:03:42,647 --> 00:03:44,214 TYLER: ♪ Dreams take time ♪ 30 00:03:44,347 --> 00:03:45,850 GROUP II: ♪ Once it was all so clear ♪ 31 00:03:45,983 --> 00:03:47,919 BUNKER: ♪ Time goes by ♪ 32 00:03:48,052 --> 00:03:50,420 GROUP II: ♪ How can you get So far off the track? ♪ 33 00:03:50,555 --> 00:03:53,024 ♪ Why don't you turn around and go back? ♪ 34 00:03:53,157 --> 00:03:54,559 MEG: ♪ Bend your dream ♪ 35 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:57,227 GROUP II: ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 36 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,197 - ♪ Where is the moment? ♪ - GROUP I: ♪ With the road ♪ 37 00:03:59,329 --> 00:04:01,032 GROUP II: ♪ How can you miss it? Isn't it clear? ♪ 38 00:04:01,165 --> 00:04:04,035 ♪ How can you let it slip out of gear? ♪ 39 00:04:04,168 --> 00:04:09,040 ALL: ♪ How did you ever get there from here? ♪ 40 00:04:09,173 --> 00:04:11,743 GROUP I: ♪ You roll ♪ GROUP II: ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 41 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,611 - ♪ How does it happen? ♪ - GROUP I: ♪ You just roll ♪ 42 00:04:13,745 --> 00:04:14,946 GROUP II AND GROUP III: ♪ Once it was all so clear ♪ 43 00:04:15,079 --> 00:04:16,681 GROUP I: ♪ Everybody roll ♪ 44 00:04:16,814 --> 00:04:18,549 GROUP II: ♪ How does it start to go? ♪ 45 00:04:18,683 --> 00:04:20,518 GROUP II AND GROUP III: ♪ Does it slip away slow ♪ 46 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:21,919 ALL: ♪ So you never even notice It's happening? ♪ 47 00:04:23,386 --> 00:04:25,923 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 48 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,959 ALL: ♪ What was the moment? ♪ 49 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,562 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 50 00:04:33,263 --> 00:04:36,067 CHARLEY AND MARY: ♪ Pick yourself a road ♪ 51 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,537 ♪ Get to know the countryside ♪ 52 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,438 ♪ Soon enough, you're merrily ♪ 53 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:46,210 ALL: ♪ Merrily practicing dreams ♪ 54 00:04:46,343 --> 00:04:49,446 ♪ Dreams that will explode ♪ 55 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:52,617 ♪ Waking up the countryside ♪ 56 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,887 ♪ Making you feel merrily, merrily ♪ 57 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:59,090 ♪ What can go wrong? ♪ 58 00:04:59,223 --> 00:05:01,092 - ♪ Rolling along ♪ - GROUP II: ♪ Some roads are soft ♪ 59 00:05:01,225 --> 00:05:03,094 ♪ And some are bumpy ♪ 60 00:05:03,227 --> 00:05:06,230 ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ 61 00:05:06,363 --> 00:05:09,432 ♪ Some rides are rough And leave you jumpy ♪ 62 00:05:09,567 --> 00:05:12,503 ♪ Why make it tough by getting grumpy? ♪ 63 00:05:12,637 --> 00:05:15,540 ♪ Plenty of roads to try ♪ 64 00:05:15,673 --> 00:05:18,142 - ♪ Some roads are soft ♪ - GROUP I: ♪ One trip ♪ 65 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:21,112 GROUP II: ♪ And some are bumpy ♪ GROUP I: ♪ All you get ♪ 66 00:05:21,245 --> 00:05:22,312 - ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ - GROUP I: ♪ Is one quick ride ♪ 67 00:05:22,445 --> 00:05:24,949 ♪ Look around a bit ♪ 68 00:05:25,082 --> 00:05:26,449 GROUP II: ♪ Some rides are rough ♪ GROUP I: ♪ One quick ride ♪ 69 00:05:26,584 --> 00:05:29,020 GROUP II: ♪ And leave you jumpy ♪ 70 00:05:29,153 --> 00:05:31,789 -♪ Why make it tough ♪ -GROUP I: ♪ Through the countryside ♪ 71 00:05:31,923 --> 00:05:33,090 GROUP II: ♪ By getting grumpy? ♪ GROUP I: ♪ Stay on the track ♪ 72 00:05:33,224 --> 00:05:35,626 ♪ Plenty of roads to try ♪ 73 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,495 - ♪ Never look back ♪ - ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ 74 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:38,663 ALL: ♪ Never look back Never look back ♪ 75 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:39,997 ♪ Never look back ♪ 76 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:40,965 ♪ Never look back, never look ♪ 77 00:05:41,098 --> 00:05:42,300 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 78 00:05:42,432 --> 00:05:44,367 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 79 00:05:44,502 --> 00:05:46,103 ♪ What was the moment? ♪ 80 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,707 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 81 00:05:51,374 --> 00:05:54,111 ♪ Bending with the road ♪ 82 00:05:54,245 --> 00:05:57,315 ♪ Gliding through the countryside ♪ 83 00:05:57,447 --> 00:06:00,051 ♪ Merrily we roll along, roll along ♪ 84 00:06:00,184 --> 00:06:03,087 ♪ Catching at dreams ♪ 85 00:06:03,221 --> 00:06:06,157 ♪ Dreams that will explode ♪ 86 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:09,060 ♪ Waking up the countryside ♪ 87 00:06:09,193 --> 00:06:11,996 ♪ Everybody merrily, merrily ♪ 88 00:06:12,129 --> 00:06:14,866 ♪ Sing 'em your song ♪ 89 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,902 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 90 00:06:18,035 --> 00:06:20,671 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 91 00:06:20,805 --> 00:06:24,609 - ♪ Rolling along ♪ - ♪ Rolling a... ♪ 92 00:06:24,742 --> 00:06:26,210 -[WHOOPS] -[LAUGHTER] 93 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,712 [ THAT FRANK PLAYING] 94 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:29,247 Hey. 95 00:06:29,379 --> 00:06:31,515 [LIVELY CHATTER] 96 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,988 ♪ I said, "Frank, this picture Is a watershed" ♪ 97 00:06:37,121 --> 00:06:39,023 Hey, let me tell you about my new... 98 00:06:39,156 --> 00:06:42,126 ♪ I said, "Frank, one day You'll run my studio" ♪ 99 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:44,262 [LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 100 00:06:44,394 --> 00:06:46,564 ♪ I said, "Frank, will you Listen to that response?" ♪ 101 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:49,066 ♪ I said, "Frank really knows What the public wants" ♪ 102 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,836 ♪ I said, "Frank, this picture Is a watershed" ♪ 103 00:06:51,969 --> 00:06:53,237 -Know what I'm having? -What? 104 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,538 Not much fun. 105 00:06:54,672 --> 00:06:58,809 -Party! -Oh, my God, look at him. 106 00:06:58,943 --> 00:07:00,811 GROUP I: ♪ That Frank ♪ 107 00:07:00,945 --> 00:07:02,046 ♪ That guy is too much ♪ 108 00:07:02,179 --> 00:07:03,281 Hey, the party's outside. 109 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:04,447 ♪ That Frank ♪ 110 00:07:04,582 --> 00:07:05,650 Do you like the picture? 111 00:07:05,783 --> 00:07:07,351 ♪ The platinum touch ♪ 112 00:07:07,484 --> 00:07:08,819 How about more champagne? 113 00:07:08,953 --> 00:07:10,087 ♪ He has taste, he has talent ♪ 114 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,722 ♪ Is he the best? ♪ 115 00:07:11,856 --> 00:07:14,058 ♪ Plus, a fine head for business ♪ 116 00:07:14,191 --> 00:07:15,092 - ♪ The man is blessed ♪ - ♪ That Frank ♪ 117 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,794 [LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 118 00:07:16,928 --> 00:07:18,963 I wrote the screenplay for Frank's movie. 119 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,533 Your secret's safe with me. 120 00:07:23,134 --> 00:07:24,635 MEG: Frank. 121 00:07:24,769 --> 00:07:26,604 FRANK: Oh, Tyler, I want you to meet Meg, 122 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,105 the star of my movie. 123 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,641 My old friend Tyler here is the man who invented 124 00:07:30,775 --> 00:07:32,543 the telephone answering machine. 125 00:07:32,677 --> 00:07:35,746 And people are living in fear I'll invent something else. 126 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,281 GROUP I: ♪ That Frank ♪ 127 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,783 ♪ So, what do you do? ♪ 128 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:39,583 GROUP I: ♪ He's full of advice ♪ 129 00:07:39,717 --> 00:07:40,685 I drink. 130 00:07:40,818 --> 00:07:42,053 ♪ That Frank ♪ 131 00:07:42,186 --> 00:07:43,654 No, what do you really do? 132 00:07:43,788 --> 00:07:44,755 ALL: ♪ And, God, is he nice ♪ 133 00:07:44,889 --> 00:07:46,290 I really drink. 134 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,525 ♪ What a friend, what a host ♪ 135 00:07:47,658 --> 00:07:49,160 ♪ And his work is great ♪ 136 00:07:49,293 --> 00:07:50,394 ♪ Has a wife who is gorgeous ♪ 137 00:07:50,528 --> 00:07:52,196 ♪ A son who's straight ♪ 138 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,264 ♪ He's a type You can easily learn to hate ♪ 139 00:07:53,397 --> 00:07:54,432 ♪ That Frank ♪ 140 00:07:54,565 --> 00:07:56,367 [LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 141 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:59,170 ♪ Who says, "Lonely at the top"? ♪ 142 00:07:59,303 --> 00:08:00,972 [LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 143 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:04,041 ♪ I say, "Let it never stop" ♪ 144 00:08:04,175 --> 00:08:06,077 [LIVELY CHATTER] 145 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:08,546 ♪ It's our time coming through ♪ 146 00:08:08,679 --> 00:08:10,948 ♪ All our dreams coming true ♪ 147 00:08:11,082 --> 00:08:12,984 ♪ Working hard, getting rich ♪ 148 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:15,186 -[LAUGHS] - ♪ Being happy ♪ 149 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:16,620 - ♪ There's a switch ♪ - ♪ That smile ♪ 150 00:08:16,754 --> 00:08:17,955 BUNKER: Don't you miss writing music? 151 00:08:18,089 --> 00:08:19,023 ♪ He's hot, but he's cool ♪ 152 00:08:19,156 --> 00:08:20,057 That was the old Frank Shepard. 153 00:08:20,191 --> 00:08:21,192 ♪ What style ♪ 154 00:08:21,325 --> 00:08:22,526 This guy's the American dream. 155 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,162 ♪ And what a great pool ♪ 156 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,631 ♪ If you had no idea What "charisma" meant ♪ 157 00:08:27,765 --> 00:08:30,334 ♪ And you just can't be jealous He's such a gent ♪ 158 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,770 ♪ He's the kind of a man ♪ 159 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,171 - ♪ That you can't resist ♪ - ♪ That Frank ♪ 160 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,040 -Franklin. -Meg, this is Mary Flynn. 161 00:08:36,173 --> 00:08:39,543 Mary is my deepest, closest, best friend in all the world. 162 00:08:41,012 --> 00:08:42,813 Congratulations on the movie. 163 00:08:42,947 --> 00:08:47,284 Your performance will stay with me for a long time. 164 00:08:48,652 --> 00:08:49,854 We go way back. 165 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,655 But seldom forward. 166 00:08:51,789 --> 00:08:54,125 Actually, Franklin gave me the novel you wrote, 167 00:08:54,258 --> 00:08:56,660 and I read it over and over. 168 00:08:56,794 --> 00:08:59,030 Well, didn't you get it the first time? 169 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,332 Hey, gang, we've got dancing outside! 170 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:03,334 Come on! 171 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:05,536 ♪ I said, "Frank, you're coming down to Mexico" ♪ 172 00:09:07,538 --> 00:09:09,373 Honestly... 173 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:10,574 ♪ I think Frank is moving Back to Paramount ♪ 174 00:09:11,308 --> 00:09:13,044 What? 175 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,112 ♪ These are the movers These are the shapers ♪ 176 00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:17,415 ♪ These are the people ♪ 177 00:09:17,548 --> 00:09:19,183 - ♪ Who fill the papers ♪ -GROUP I: ♪ Mexico ♪ 178 00:09:19,316 --> 00:09:21,752 MARY: ♪ These are the friends of Frank ♪ 179 00:09:21,886 --> 00:09:23,621 - ♪ Moving back to Paramount ♪ - ♪ Each one a perfect blank ♪ 180 00:09:23,754 --> 00:09:24,855 ♪ When you see a movie that's successful ♪ 181 00:09:24,989 --> 00:09:26,157 ♪ What can you say? ♪ 182 00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:28,159 -Congratulations! -Thank you. 183 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:30,227 MARY: ♪ These are the movers These are the shapers ♪ 184 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,262 ♪ These are the people Who give you vapors ♪ 185 00:09:32,395 --> 00:09:34,831 ♪ 20 years ago, who'd have guessed? ♪ 186 00:09:34,964 --> 00:09:37,634 ♪ Who'd have guessed We'd be standing here? ♪ 187 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:39,436 ♪ God, we would have been so impressed ♪ 188 00:09:39,569 --> 00:09:41,271 ♪ Now we're here with the most ♪ 189 00:09:41,404 --> 00:09:42,872 GROUP I: ♪ Mexico ♪ 190 00:09:43,006 --> 00:09:44,474 ♪ Brilliant minds on the coast ♪ 191 00:09:44,641 --> 00:09:46,142 GROUP II: ♪ Moving back to Paramount ♪ 192 00:09:46,276 --> 00:09:48,244 ♪ And notice who is their host ♪ 193 00:09:48,378 --> 00:09:49,412 -GROUP: ♪ Mexico ♪ - ♪ Beautiful, Frank ♪ 194 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,580 ♪ Acapulco, Mexico ♪ 195 00:09:50,713 --> 00:09:52,550 ♪ Beautiful, Frank ♪ 196 00:09:52,682 --> 00:09:53,716 ♪ When you've made a movie That's successful ♪ 197 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:55,118 ♪ Where do you go? ♪ 198 00:09:55,251 --> 00:09:56,453 Paramount! 199 00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:57,587 No! 200 00:09:59,422 --> 00:10:00,558 Here's to us. 201 00:10:01,591 --> 00:10:02,592 Who's like us? 202 00:10:03,593 --> 00:10:04,761 -Damn few. -Damn few. 203 00:10:04,894 --> 00:10:06,229 Thanks, pal, for flying out. 204 00:10:06,362 --> 00:10:07,897 [CHUCKLES] Thanks, pal, for the ticket. 205 00:10:08,031 --> 00:10:09,065 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 206 00:10:09,199 --> 00:10:10,934 I got a letter from Frankie. 207 00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:12,902 Well, at least my son writes to you. 208 00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:15,405 Yeah, to thank me for coming to his graduation. 209 00:10:15,539 --> 00:10:17,440 -He didn't invite me. -He didn't invite me either. 210 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,642 -How is he anyway? -[SCOFFS] 211 00:10:19,776 --> 00:10:21,611 I mean, he asked the same thing about you. 212 00:10:21,744 --> 00:10:23,346 -Frank, look, why don't the two of you... -KT: Frank! 213 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,781 -...finally get on... -I am beginning my broadcast. 214 00:10:24,914 --> 00:10:26,816 Where Franklin Shepard goes, I go, 215 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:29,553 because that is where the A-list goes. 216 00:10:29,686 --> 00:10:30,987 [FRANK AND KT CHUCKLE] 217 00:10:31,121 --> 00:10:35,091 I just figured out what the "A" stands for. 218 00:10:36,527 --> 00:10:37,994 Now, I heard a reliable rumor 219 00:10:38,128 --> 00:10:39,796 that you're selling the Malibu house. 220 00:10:39,929 --> 00:10:42,533 You don't want it. The place doesn't even have a pool. 221 00:10:42,665 --> 00:10:44,400 No pool? 222 00:10:44,535 --> 00:10:46,302 [LAUGHS] 223 00:10:46,436 --> 00:10:50,840 In my rat's hole in New York, the john is terminally busted, 224 00:10:50,974 --> 00:10:54,144 and the kitchen should be condemned. 225 00:10:54,277 --> 00:10:56,946 But no pool? 226 00:10:57,647 --> 00:10:59,983 Trash it! 227 00:11:03,119 --> 00:11:05,155 Let's have some coffee, Mary. 228 00:11:05,288 --> 00:11:06,356 GROUP II: ♪ Poor Frank ♪ 229 00:11:06,489 --> 00:11:07,757 I never drink coffee. 230 00:11:07,891 --> 00:11:08,858 ♪ He handled that well ♪ 231 00:11:08,992 --> 00:11:10,193 Caffeine isn't good for you. 232 00:11:10,326 --> 00:11:11,728 ♪ That Frank ♪ 233 00:11:11,861 --> 00:11:13,363 Look, I'm aware this was just a formula movie. 234 00:11:13,497 --> 00:11:14,498 ♪ He's loyal as hell ♪ 235 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,600 But my next picture, you wait. 236 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,637 I gave up waiting. 237 00:11:19,769 --> 00:11:21,804 ♪ He's polite and considerate Rain or shine ♪ 238 00:11:21,938 --> 00:11:23,873 ♪ It began when I tasted Communion wine ♪ 239 00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:25,008 ♪ That Frank ♪ 240 00:11:25,141 --> 00:11:26,743 [LIVELY CHATTER] 241 00:11:26,876 --> 00:11:29,613 ♪ Who says, "Mustn't go too far"? ♪ 242 00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:31,447 [LIVELY CHATTER] 243 00:11:31,582 --> 00:11:34,317 ♪ I say, "Look at where we are" ♪ 244 00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:35,885 [LIVELY CHATTER] 245 00:11:36,019 --> 00:11:38,622 ♪ It's our time coming through ♪ 246 00:11:38,755 --> 00:11:40,890 ♪ I say, "Good, me and you" ♪ 247 00:11:41,024 --> 00:11:43,359 ♪ I say, "Roll," I say, "Ride" ♪ 248 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,361 ♪ I say, "Hey, there's food outside" ♪ 249 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:46,462 GROUP II: ♪ That Frank ♪ 250 00:11:46,597 --> 00:11:47,797 Frank's movie was fun. 251 00:11:47,931 --> 00:11:49,165 GROUP II: You'd think he'd relax 252 00:11:49,299 --> 00:11:50,200 Frank knows what the public wants. 253 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,234 ♪ Not Frank ♪ 254 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,536 And Frank made a star! 255 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,504 ♪ He's laying new tracks ♪ 256 00:11:53,637 --> 00:11:55,371 I love a movie movie! 257 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,707 ♪ If you had no idea What "charisma" meant ♪ 258 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,809 ♪ And you just can't be jealous He's such a gent ♪ 259 00:11:59,943 --> 00:12:02,011 ♪ He's the kind of a man Who could be president ♪ 260 00:12:02,145 --> 00:12:03,846 - ♪ That Frank ♪ -[IMPERCEPTIBLE] 261 00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:05,448 ♪ That Frank ♪ 262 00:12:06,883 --> 00:12:07,951 ♪ That Frank ♪ 263 00:12:08,818 --> 00:12:11,087 [LIVELY CHATTER] 264 00:12:11,221 --> 00:12:13,089 ♪ That Frank ♪ 265 00:12:13,223 --> 00:12:15,458 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 266 00:12:18,228 --> 00:12:19,762 Frank. 267 00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:22,398 Tonight I saw a falling star. 268 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,900 I was running across the lawn, 269 00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:25,268 and then right there in front of me, I see... 270 00:12:25,401 --> 00:12:26,537 And what do we see in front of us? 271 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,438 -A rising star. -[CHUCKLES] Oh. 272 00:12:28,572 --> 00:12:30,139 Because no matter what the critics say 273 00:12:30,273 --> 00:12:32,075 about this picture, they are certain to love you. 274 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,944 They're certain to, no matter what they say about the picture. 275 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,615 The plot thins. 276 00:12:40,216 --> 00:12:41,552 Meg, you know my wife Gussie. 277 00:12:41,685 --> 00:12:43,052 Everybody who's been to a Broadway show 278 00:12:43,186 --> 00:12:44,120 knows Gussie Carnegie. 279 00:12:44,254 --> 00:12:45,888 The hem of your garment. 280 00:12:46,022 --> 00:12:48,458 I say, by tomorrow, 281 00:12:48,592 --> 00:12:50,893 all of that will be at your feet. 282 00:12:51,027 --> 00:12:51,928 -Oh. -[CHUCKLES] 283 00:12:52,061 --> 00:12:55,265 Scotty, that's the Valley. 284 00:12:55,398 --> 00:12:57,800 Have you been outside all this time? 285 00:12:57,934 --> 00:13:00,770 It's customary when you give a party to attend it. 286 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:02,673 Did you sing? 287 00:13:03,339 --> 00:13:05,241 No one asked. 288 00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:07,578 MEG: Franklin. FRANK: Later. 289 00:13:07,711 --> 00:13:08,978 You're ignoring me. 290 00:13:09,112 --> 00:13:10,813 Yes, I am. 291 00:13:10,947 --> 00:13:13,249 -I've got feelings. -And I've got a wife. 292 00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:17,453 I love you so much. 293 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:22,693 And I love you, too. 294 00:13:22,825 --> 00:13:24,294 [TYLER CLEARS THROAT] 295 00:13:24,427 --> 00:13:26,396 Anyway, I'm off. Tomorrow I fly to New York. 296 00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:27,930 While you're there, 297 00:13:28,064 --> 00:13:31,467 do not miss the new Charles Kringas play. 298 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,202 That is the only show in years 299 00:13:33,336 --> 00:13:36,507 that actually deserves its Pulitzer Prize. [CHUCKLES] 300 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,678 I say, in every generation, there's one playwright. 301 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,050 Oh, my God, what did I say? 302 00:13:47,183 --> 00:13:50,286 [CHUCKLES] Don't you know that in this joint, 303 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:55,325 you must never, ever mention the name Charles Kringas? 304 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,126 -Mary, for God's sake. -MARY: Yeah, see, 305 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:58,495 Charley, Frank and I were once 306 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,430 these devoted, inseparable friends. 307 00:14:00,564 --> 00:14:02,332 GUSSIE: Would anyone care to come outside? 308 00:14:02,465 --> 00:14:04,300 Up until that famous television interview 309 00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:06,770 where Charley, in front of the whole nation... 310 00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:08,838 -Mary, enough! -Mary, I've warned you. 311 00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:10,741 Hey, the house numbers are in from the East Coast. 312 00:14:10,873 --> 00:14:11,908 And it went through the roof. 313 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:14,444 [CHEERING, EXCITED CHATTER] 314 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,481 "The surprise of Darkness Before Dawn 315 00:14:18,615 --> 00:14:22,619 "is Meg Kincaid, a starry-eyed find." 316 00:14:22,753 --> 00:14:24,755 TYLER: To Franklin Shepard, 317 00:14:24,887 --> 00:14:26,856 who I've known ever since we started out together 318 00:14:26,989 --> 00:14:30,159 back in a crummy little Greenwich Village saloon. 319 00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:31,994 JEROME: To Frank Shepard, 320 00:14:32,128 --> 00:14:35,898 congratulations to the client every lawyer dreams of: 321 00:14:36,032 --> 00:14:38,468 Forty years old, a hit in New York, 322 00:14:38,602 --> 00:14:40,870 -now a hit in Hollywood... -[GROUP WHOOPS] 323 00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:43,339 -...married to this Broadway legend... -Oh, stop. 324 00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:47,076 ...surrounded by the people who work for him, by his money... 325 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,912 -[LAUGHTER, LIVELY CHATTER] -[LOUD CLANKING] 326 00:14:50,581 --> 00:14:52,315 [CHATTER STOPS] 327 00:14:53,282 --> 00:14:55,318 Are we making speeches? 328 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,857 To Franklin Shepard... 329 00:14:59,989 --> 00:15:01,023 [MOCKINGLY] ...the producer, 330 00:15:02,225 --> 00:15:03,527 the man who has everything. 331 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:04,595 [CHUCKLES] 332 00:15:04,728 --> 00:15:07,130 And... [CHUCKLES] 333 00:15:07,263 --> 00:15:11,033 fat, drunk and finished... 334 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,738 I would rather be me any day. 335 00:15:17,741 --> 00:15:20,544 Well, look at the time. I've got to go to bed. 336 00:15:20,677 --> 00:15:22,412 He'll wait. Hoo-hoo-hoo, call him. 337 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,747 -GUSSIE: Get out of here, drunk. -Gussie. 338 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,114 GUSSIE: Get that fat sot out of here. 339 00:15:25,248 --> 00:15:26,249 FRANK: Mary, may I take your glass? 340 00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:27,250 No, you may not take my glass. 341 00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:28,786 -Frank. -Oh, my God. 342 00:15:28,918 --> 00:15:30,086 GUSSIE: Frank! 343 00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:32,689 [LAUGHTER] 344 00:15:32,823 --> 00:15:35,425 [LAUGHING] 345 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,326 MARY: Well... 346 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:41,130 now I won't be invited back. 347 00:15:41,264 --> 00:15:42,965 Well, please don't all feel you have to leave 348 00:15:43,099 --> 00:15:44,233 just because I'm leaving. 349 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:45,968 [GROUP CHATTERING] 350 00:15:46,102 --> 00:15:47,303 First, attention. 351 00:15:48,171 --> 00:15:51,007 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 352 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:53,242 -I said "attention"! -[CHATTER STOPS] 353 00:15:53,376 --> 00:15:56,245 Are you all listening? Because I have something I must say. 354 00:15:57,681 --> 00:16:01,017 You are all junk. 355 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:05,656 [SOFTLY] And you... 356 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,259 [SNIFFLES] 357 00:16:10,393 --> 00:16:12,428 You deserve them. 358 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,768 [MARY SNIFFLES] 359 00:16:24,307 --> 00:16:25,943 Damn sad. 360 00:16:26,108 --> 00:16:28,679 TERRY: Isn't she somebody? DORY: No, she's a critic. 361 00:16:28,812 --> 00:16:30,313 JEROME: She wrote a bestseller once. 362 00:16:30,446 --> 00:16:32,014 I would never have believed it. 363 00:16:32,148 --> 00:16:33,584 She's finally out of Frank's life. 364 00:16:33,717 --> 00:16:36,085 Yeah, and the loss is unbearable. 365 00:16:36,219 --> 00:16:37,788 MEG: [WINCES] Ow. DORY: What happened? 366 00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:39,322 SCOTTY: Ooh, she cut her hand on a piece of glass. 367 00:16:39,455 --> 00:16:40,724 MEG: Oh, no, no. It's nothing. Please, no. 368 00:16:40,858 --> 00:16:42,458 No, Meg's cut her hand rather badly. 369 00:16:42,593 --> 00:16:44,026 -No, honestly, it's nothing. -Ru, go get something. 370 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,497 -Get some iodine. -Oh, see. [CLEARS THROAT] 371 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,297 When you're young and the star, 372 00:16:48,431 --> 00:16:52,201 how the slightest thing and you're everybody's focus. 373 00:16:52,335 --> 00:16:53,469 [CHUCKLES] 374 00:16:53,604 --> 00:16:54,972 Bitch. 375 00:16:55,104 --> 00:16:57,440 It's stopping. I'm just going to let it air out. 376 00:16:57,574 --> 00:16:59,308 You two sure know how to bring down a curtain. 377 00:16:59,442 --> 00:17:01,310 I've got the iodine. Where's the patient? 378 00:17:01,444 --> 00:17:02,880 Down at the foot of the lawn. 379 00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:05,181 -Doing her fawn imitation. -RU: Mr. Shepard. 380 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,985 Frank. 381 00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:09,553 Before I go, I just want to know: 382 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,221 How do I get to be you? 383 00:17:12,355 --> 00:17:13,657 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 384 00:17:15,124 --> 00:17:17,059 The worst vice in the world is advice, 385 00:17:17,193 --> 00:17:18,795 so I don't give any. 386 00:17:20,129 --> 00:17:21,297 Hey. 387 00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:27,103 Don't just write what you know. 388 00:17:28,204 --> 00:17:29,907 Write what you know. 389 00:17:31,207 --> 00:17:32,475 Now get out of here. 390 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:43,286 GUSSIE: "The worst vice is advice"? 391 00:17:43,419 --> 00:17:45,087 Did you get that off a T-shirt, Frank? 392 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:48,926 I'm sorry. What's wrong? 393 00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:50,527 You and that little punchboard are what's wrong. 394 00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:51,995 Please, please don't do this. 395 00:17:52,128 --> 00:17:53,362 We've got a party going on out there. 396 00:17:53,497 --> 00:17:54,831 You may have betrayed me, 397 00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:56,132 but you are not going to humiliate me. 398 00:17:56,265 --> 00:17:57,734 Gussie, when are you gonna let it go? 399 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,268 I never said you were too old for the part. 400 00:17:59,402 --> 00:18:00,771 The studio said you were too old for the part. 401 00:18:00,904 --> 00:18:01,738 To think I divorced a husband who worshipped 402 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,372 the ground I walked on 403 00:18:03,507 --> 00:18:04,841 to marry a pitiful excuse for a man like you. 404 00:18:04,975 --> 00:18:06,275 I've made only one mistake in my life, 405 00:18:06,409 --> 00:18:08,712 but I've made it over and over and over. 406 00:18:08,845 --> 00:18:10,881 That was saying yes when I meant no. 407 00:18:11,915 --> 00:18:13,550 -Forgive me. -Don't you dare... 408 00:18:13,684 --> 00:18:16,152 All right, you want to know if it's true? It's true. 409 00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:17,955 But what you would never understand is she's sensitive. 410 00:18:18,087 --> 00:18:19,623 She cares. She's an inspiration. 411 00:18:19,756 --> 00:18:21,525 She's the raft that keeps me from drowning. 412 00:18:21,658 --> 00:18:22,759 Pathetic. 413 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,393 After all these years, 414 00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:25,762 I finally have to hand it to Charley Kringas. 415 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,430 That driven little runt 416 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,098 was always the one smart enough to read your label. 417 00:18:29,231 --> 00:18:30,634 And I envy Charley Kringas every day of my life. 418 00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,836 [LAUGHS] Hilarious. 419 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:35,438 This coming from a man whose work isn't remembered 420 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,074 by the time audiences reach the parking lot! 421 00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:38,742 I swear, if I could go back to the beginning, 422 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,409 if I could somehow be starting over with Charley, 423 00:18:40,544 --> 00:18:42,079 writing shows, trying to change the world, 424 00:18:42,211 --> 00:18:44,648 I would give all this up like that. 425 00:18:44,781 --> 00:18:47,149 GUSSIE: Oh, you've lied to yourself so long, 426 00:18:47,283 --> 00:18:49,485 you probably believe that. 427 00:18:51,722 --> 00:18:54,323 Do you really not see that I'm ashamed of all this? 428 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,762 That I'm as sick of myself as you are? 429 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,531 I'm just acting like it all matters 430 00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:03,265 so people can't see how much I hate my life 431 00:19:03,399 --> 00:19:05,636 and how much I wish the whole goddamn thing was over. 432 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,639 I found her running along the lawn, singing. 433 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,574 -Ah, sorry. Here. -Now, stand still and let me put 434 00:19:10,707 --> 00:19:12,174 -some iodine on that hand. -Okay. 435 00:19:12,308 --> 00:19:14,711 My significant other and I want to say good night. 436 00:19:14,845 --> 00:19:16,212 GUSSIE: Meg! 437 00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:18,115 My husband was just telling me 438 00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:19,816 that you're the starry-eyed slut 439 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,952 -that keeps him from drowning. -Gussie, stop it! 440 00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:23,620 GUSSIE: Oh, absolutely, Frank. I will stop it. 441 00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:26,089 But maybe she won't be so starry-eyed now. 442 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:29,993 -[MEG SCREAMING] -[FRANTIC CHATTER] 443 00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:32,896 GUSSIE: He was sleeping with her, Dory! 444 00:19:34,097 --> 00:19:35,398 You said we were finished, Frank! 445 00:19:35,532 --> 00:19:37,601 Well, now we're finished! 446 00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:41,370 [DISTANTLY] You and her and me and every goddamn thing 447 00:19:41,505 --> 00:19:43,040 is finished! 448 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:44,741 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, FIRST TRANSITION ] 449 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,980 SCOTTY: ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 450 00:19:51,048 --> 00:19:52,849 GROUP: ♪ What was the moment? ♪ 451 00:19:55,018 --> 00:19:59,056 ♪ How did you get to be here? ♪ 452 00:19:59,188 --> 00:20:03,860 BUNKER: ♪ Dreams don't die So keep an eye on your dream ♪ 453 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,429 GROUP: ♪ Or before you know Where you are, there you are ♪ 454 00:20:06,563 --> 00:20:08,364 ♪ Roads may wind ♪ 455 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,333 ♪ And you may find What you've left behind ♪ 456 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:15,172 - ♪ Is your dream ♪ - ♪ Dream ♪ 457 00:20:15,304 --> 00:20:18,742 - ♪ Tend your dream ♪ - ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 458 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:22,378 - ♪ Dreams take time ♪ - GROUP II: ♪ Once it was all so clear ♪ 459 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,181 ♪ Time goes by ♪ 460 00:20:24,313 --> 00:20:26,850 ♪ How can you get so far off the track? ♪ 461 00:20:26,983 --> 00:20:29,986 ♪ Why don't you turn around and go back? ♪ 462 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,421 - TERRY: ♪ Bend your dream ♪ - ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 463 00:20:32,556 --> 00:20:34,390 - ♪ Where is the moment? ♪ - ♪ With the road ♪ 464 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:38,028 ♪ When did the road behind disappear? ♪ 465 00:20:38,161 --> 00:20:41,531 ♪ Where did you let things Slip out of gear? ♪ 466 00:20:41,665 --> 00:20:46,069 GROUP: ♪ How did you ever get to be here? ♪ 467 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,873 - ♪ 1975 ♪ - ♪ 1974 ♪ 468 00:20:50,006 --> 00:20:53,375 ♪ 1973 ♪ 469 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,846 [SONG ENDS] 470 00:20:55,979 --> 00:20:57,948 [ GOOD THING GOING (GOING GONE) BY FRANK SINATRA PLAYS] 471 00:20:58,081 --> 00:21:01,952 And that is Frank Sinatra singing Good Thing Going 472 00:21:02,085 --> 00:21:06,223 from the Broadway and film hit Musical Husbands. 473 00:21:06,355 --> 00:21:07,991 The composers of that show, 474 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,560 Franklin Shepard and Charles Kringas, 475 00:21:10,694 --> 00:21:12,629 are in our studio tonight, 476 00:21:12,763 --> 00:21:15,799 and we will be meeting and talking with them. 477 00:21:15,932 --> 00:21:18,101 But first, the news. 478 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,268 Hal? 479 00:21:19,401 --> 00:21:21,403 [DRAMATIC NEWS THEME PLAYING] 480 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:28,078 The lead-in story from tonight's edition 481 00:21:28,211 --> 00:21:29,946 of "News from New York." 482 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,982 Today our nation is at long last 483 00:21:32,115 --> 00:21:34,951 celebrating a ceasefire in Vietnam, 484 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,821 the tragic death toll there now having cost 485 00:21:37,954 --> 00:21:42,391 nearly 46,000 American lives. 486 00:21:42,526 --> 00:21:43,794 Judy? 487 00:21:45,028 --> 00:21:47,664 On the local front, Mayor Abe Beame... 488 00:21:47,798 --> 00:21:49,266 MAKEUP ARTIST: Well, Mr. Kringas, what do you think? 489 00:21:49,398 --> 00:21:50,967 I think my worst nightmare has come true. 490 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,302 -I look like Richard Nixon. -Charley. 491 00:21:53,435 --> 00:21:54,838 -MARY: Oh, Charley! -No, Mary. 492 00:21:54,971 --> 00:21:56,372 -No, do not speak to me. -Oh! 493 00:21:56,506 --> 00:21:58,074 This whole goddamn thing is your fault. 494 00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,609 I don't know why, in Christ's name, 495 00:21:59,743 --> 00:22:01,011 I let you talk me into this humiliation. 496 00:22:01,144 --> 00:22:02,579 Here is the drink you ordered, Miss Flynn. 497 00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:04,480 -Ooh. -Oh, Mary, how thoughtful. 498 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:07,050 Oh, come on, Charley. I need a drink. 499 00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:09,219 Yeah, one drink. What would you like? 500 00:22:09,351 --> 00:22:11,320 A bottle of vodka and a straw. 501 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,024 -Where's Frank? -Frank? 502 00:22:14,157 --> 00:22:16,458 Probably off signing to score another movie 503 00:22:16,593 --> 00:22:17,994 or closing a record deal. 504 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,596 I can only tell you where Frank never is, 505 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,498 and that is with me, working on our show. 506 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,034 All right, well, when I called KT to set up this interview, 507 00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,836 I made it very clear 508 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,804 that the only thing you two were here to talk about... 509 00:22:27,938 --> 00:22:29,639 [EXCLAIMS] 510 00:22:29,773 --> 00:22:32,275 was your next show and how long you both been working on it. 511 00:22:32,408 --> 00:22:33,910 Oh, Mary, since Frank married Gussie, 512 00:22:34,044 --> 00:22:35,979 the only working he knows is working the room. 513 00:22:36,112 --> 00:22:38,748 And just where did he learn that, Charley? 514 00:22:38,882 --> 00:22:41,483 Off on that goddamn yacht is where. 515 00:22:41,618 --> 00:22:44,821 And, wait, who was it who sent him off on that goddamn yacht? 516 00:22:44,955 --> 00:22:46,289 -I say to hell with Frank. -Ugh. 517 00:22:46,422 --> 00:22:48,992 Look, I have started a play all on my own. 518 00:22:49,125 --> 00:22:50,861 And if Frank doesn't show up in the next 30 seconds, 519 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,329 me, I am walking right out that door. 520 00:22:52,461 --> 00:22:53,830 Look, Charley, I know Frank. 521 00:22:53,964 --> 00:22:56,432 If you connect with him again, 522 00:22:56,566 --> 00:23:00,203 if you commit the guy today, publicly, 523 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,973 I swear, by tomorrow, you two are gonna be 524 00:23:03,106 --> 00:23:05,407 back together working again. 525 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:08,377 You got to help save him, Charley. 526 00:23:08,511 --> 00:23:10,714 -[OLD FRIENDS (PART 1) PLAYS] -♪ Hey, old friend ♪ 527 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:13,884 ♪ What do you say, old friend? ♪ 528 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:17,320 - ♪ Make it okay, old friend ♪ -[JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] 529 00:23:17,453 --> 00:23:20,422 ♪ Give the old friendship a break ♪ 530 00:23:21,224 --> 00:23:23,560 ♪ Why so grim? ♪ 531 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:27,631 ♪ We're going on forever ♪ 532 00:23:27,764 --> 00:23:30,333 ♪ You, me, him ♪ 533 00:23:30,466 --> 00:23:33,435 ♪ Too many lives are at stake ♪ 534 00:23:35,639 --> 00:23:37,674 ♪ Friends this long ♪ 535 00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:41,177 ♪ Has to mean something strong ♪ 536 00:23:41,311 --> 00:23:44,480 ♪ So, if our old friend's wrong ♪ 537 00:23:44,614 --> 00:23:48,118 ♪ Shouldn't an old friend come through? ♪ 538 00:23:48,251 --> 00:23:50,720 ♪ It's us, old friend ♪ 539 00:23:50,854 --> 00:23:52,355 ♪ What's to discuss ♪ 540 00:23:52,488 --> 00:23:54,491 ♪ Old... [GRUNTS] ...friend? ♪ 541 00:23:55,525 --> 00:23:57,027 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 542 00:23:57,861 --> 00:24:00,931 ♪ Who's like us? ♪ 543 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:04,768 ♪ Damn few ♪ 544 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:06,236 [MARY CHUCKLES] 545 00:24:06,369 --> 00:24:08,204 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, LIKE IT WAS ] 546 00:24:12,275 --> 00:24:13,843 ♪ Charley ♪ 547 00:24:13,977 --> 00:24:16,947 ♪ Why can't it be like it was? ♪ 548 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,750 ♪ I liked it the way that it was ♪ 549 00:24:20,884 --> 00:24:23,086 ♪ Charley, you and me ♪ 550 00:24:23,219 --> 00:24:27,624 ♪ We were nicer then ♪ 551 00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:29,626 ♪ We were nice ♪ 552 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:33,663 ♪ Kids and cities and trees were nice ♪ 553 00:24:33,797 --> 00:24:35,432 ♪ Everything ♪ 554 00:24:35,565 --> 00:24:38,501 ♪ I don't know who we are any more ♪ 555 00:24:38,635 --> 00:24:42,005 ♪ And I'm starting not to care ♪ 556 00:24:42,138 --> 00:24:44,941 ♪ Look at us, Charley ♪ 557 00:24:45,075 --> 00:24:47,944 ♪ Nothing's the way that it was ♪ 558 00:24:48,078 --> 00:24:51,948 ♪ I want it the way that it was ♪ 559 00:24:52,082 --> 00:24:57,654 ♪ Help me stop remembering then ♪ 560 00:24:57,787 --> 00:25:01,157 ♪ Don't you remember? ♪ 561 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,792 ♪ It was good ♪ 562 00:25:02,926 --> 00:25:05,862 ♪ It was really good ♪ 563 00:25:05,996 --> 00:25:10,133 ♪ Help me out, Charley ♪ 564 00:25:10,266 --> 00:25:13,670 ♪ Make it like it was ♪ 565 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,405 Come on. Ugh. 566 00:25:15,538 --> 00:25:18,141 Look, we both know it was better, Charley, 567 00:25:18,274 --> 00:25:20,010 the three of us. 568 00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:23,680 And you, come on. Mary, we are not the three of us anymore. 569 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:27,484 Now we are one and one and one. 570 00:25:27,617 --> 00:25:29,252 ♪ Charley ♪ 571 00:25:29,386 --> 00:25:32,222 ♪ Nothing's the way that it was ♪ 572 00:25:32,355 --> 00:25:36,226 ♪ I want it the way that it was ♪ 573 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:42,198 ♪ God knows, things were easier then ♪ 574 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:45,201 ♪ Trouble is, Charley ♪ 575 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:49,939 ♪ That's what everyone does ♪ 576 00:25:50,073 --> 00:25:54,277 ♪ Blames the way it is ♪ 577 00:25:54,411 --> 00:25:58,615 ♪ On the way it was ♪ 578 00:25:58,748 --> 00:26:03,186 ♪ On the way it never ♪ 579 00:26:04,254 --> 00:26:08,425 ♪ Ever ♪ 580 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:14,464 ♪ Was ♪ 581 00:26:14,597 --> 00:26:16,699 Jesus, Mary. 582 00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:19,269 After all these years, you're still in love with the guy? 583 00:26:19,402 --> 00:26:22,005 [CHUCKLING] 584 00:26:22,138 --> 00:26:25,241 [VOICE BREAKING] You got to help save me, then, Charley. 585 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,243 KT: Charley, Frank, we are on the commercial break, 586 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:28,611 and then it's us. Follow me. 587 00:26:28,745 --> 00:26:30,280 -Frank isn't here. -He isn't here? 588 00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:31,815 Where the hell is Frank? 589 00:26:31,948 --> 00:26:33,316 Frank is here, and Frank is sorry. 590 00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:34,984 But ever since Gussie and I got married, 591 00:26:35,118 --> 00:26:38,054 life is this series of meetings, meetings, meetings. 592 00:26:38,188 --> 00:26:39,689 -Hey, pal! -Hey, pal. Long time no see. 593 00:26:39,823 --> 00:26:41,057 FRANK: Oh, and I missed you, buddy. 594 00:26:41,191 --> 00:26:42,759 -Mm. -And, Mary... 595 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,795 [CHUCKLES] Oh, God, Mary, you look wonderful. 596 00:26:45,929 --> 00:26:46,930 Lost a little weight? 597 00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:49,065 A hundred and eighty pounds. 598 00:26:49,199 --> 00:26:50,767 He still calls, though. 599 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,001 [FINGERS SNAP] 600 00:26:52,135 --> 00:26:53,636 Please, Frank. 601 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:55,371 Frank, in the chair. Charley, you come with me. 602 00:26:55,506 --> 00:26:57,807 GUSSIE: KT, I think... 603 00:26:57,941 --> 00:27:00,076 I think I saw my ex-husband hovering around outside. 604 00:27:00,210 --> 00:27:01,811 Could you see to it that nobody's allowed in? 605 00:27:01,945 --> 00:27:03,313 He's become the eternal sponge. 606 00:27:03,446 --> 00:27:04,647 -Got it. Charley, move, please. -Thank you. 607 00:27:04,781 --> 00:27:06,449 -We got to go! -Excuse me. 608 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,885 Mrs. Shepard, I know this is inappropriate, 609 00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:11,988 but I wrote a film script, Darkness Before Dawn, 610 00:27:12,122 --> 00:27:13,723 that is so perfect for you. 611 00:27:14,624 --> 00:27:16,259 It is inappropriate. 612 00:27:17,393 --> 00:27:18,928 Give it to me. 613 00:27:19,062 --> 00:27:20,598 I have accepted that if I don't want people 614 00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:23,967 handing me scripts, then I can never go out. 615 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:27,403 Frank, did you tell Mary about closing the three-picture deal? 616 00:27:27,538 --> 00:27:28,905 Uh, no. 617 00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:31,241 But please let me be the one to tell Charley. 618 00:27:31,374 --> 00:27:32,610 I am waiting to choose the exact moment. 619 00:27:32,741 --> 00:27:34,176 Oh, God. 620 00:27:34,309 --> 00:27:36,345 I've explained to Frank: 621 00:27:36,478 --> 00:27:38,847 You compose a Broadway show, you're something in New York, 622 00:27:38,981 --> 00:27:41,450 but you produce a movie, 623 00:27:41,584 --> 00:27:43,418 you're something all over the world. 624 00:27:43,553 --> 00:27:44,820 Frank, we're up! We got to move. 625 00:27:45,888 --> 00:27:47,089 Oh. 626 00:27:48,190 --> 00:27:49,158 Gussie. 627 00:27:49,858 --> 00:27:51,326 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 628 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:52,661 Hiya, Gus. 629 00:27:52,794 --> 00:27:54,696 -Oh, Joe. -JOE: You look great. 630 00:27:54,830 --> 00:27:56,533 [CHUCKLES] You've caught me in the middle, Joe. 631 00:27:56,665 --> 00:27:58,467 Yeah, I was hoping, I was, I was... [CHUCKLES] 632 00:27:58,601 --> 00:27:59,768 I was hoping... 633 00:28:01,837 --> 00:28:05,874 I was hoping maybe you could spare me 100 or so. 634 00:28:07,342 --> 00:28:09,311 GUSSIE: Joe. Joe, I... 635 00:28:09,444 --> 00:28:10,879 God. 636 00:28:11,013 --> 00:28:13,550 You can't keep doing this to me, Joe. 637 00:28:13,682 --> 00:28:14,816 Now, this... 638 00:28:16,418 --> 00:28:17,853 this is the last time. 639 00:28:19,354 --> 00:28:22,525 I'm lining up backers for my next play. 640 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:23,992 Oh. 641 00:28:25,227 --> 00:28:26,695 Excuse me, Joe. 642 00:28:26,828 --> 00:28:28,063 -They're waiting for me. -Yep. 643 00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:32,535 [SIGHS] 644 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,835 GUSSIE: I'm sorry. 645 00:28:37,072 --> 00:28:39,074 [NEWS THEME PLAYING] 646 00:28:43,212 --> 00:28:46,549 And now our evening's top news story. 647 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,051 Today the Supreme Court made its final ruling 648 00:28:49,184 --> 00:28:50,786 legalizing abortion. 649 00:28:50,919 --> 00:28:53,255 The court stated abortion should be a decision 650 00:28:53,388 --> 00:28:55,757 between a woman and her physician. 651 00:28:55,891 --> 00:28:59,995 A longtime controversy now ended. 652 00:29:00,896 --> 00:29:02,197 Judy? 653 00:29:02,331 --> 00:29:03,533 [FRANK SINATRA SINGING IN BACKGROUND] 654 00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:05,200 For those who have tuned in late, 655 00:29:05,334 --> 00:29:07,936 we are hearing Frank Sinatra singing the hit song 656 00:29:08,070 --> 00:29:11,106 by Franklin Shepard and Charles Kringas, 657 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,209 our next guests live from New York. 658 00:29:14,343 --> 00:29:17,179 Oh, and, Frank, I cannot thank you enough for this favor. 659 00:29:17,312 --> 00:29:19,915 "Favor"? After what you did for me during my divorce? 660 00:29:20,048 --> 00:29:21,416 That's why we're here. 661 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,085 -Oh, and how's your son? -Want to see a picture? 662 00:29:23,218 --> 00:29:27,055 No, but do that on air, and I'll coo, and I'll tear, 663 00:29:27,189 --> 00:29:28,591 and I'll carry on like a mad thing. 664 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:31,594 -[CHUCKLES] -People love cheap sentiment. 665 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:34,463 And I understand congratulations are in order. 666 00:29:34,597 --> 00:29:36,298 I hear you just signed a three-picture deal 667 00:29:36,431 --> 00:29:37,432 to produce movies. 668 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:40,637 -Where'd you hear that? -KT: Now, don't worry. 669 00:29:40,769 --> 00:29:43,772 I understand I'm not supposed to bring it up on the air. 670 00:29:43,905 --> 00:29:46,141 I think you weren't supposed to bring it up in front of me. 671 00:29:46,275 --> 00:29:49,778 Oh? Oh. 672 00:29:49,911 --> 00:29:52,014 Charley, I was waiting for the exact moment to tell you. 673 00:29:52,147 --> 00:29:53,516 But, see, it doesn't change our plan. 674 00:29:53,650 --> 00:29:55,250 It's only two or three months at a time. 675 00:29:55,384 --> 00:29:56,753 Frank, it is always two or three months at a time. 676 00:29:56,885 --> 00:29:58,086 I haven't even signed the contract yet. 677 00:29:58,220 --> 00:29:59,522 Do you know how long I have sat 678 00:29:59,656 --> 00:30:01,456 and waited for you to finish this project? 679 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:02,759 Hold it for one second, guys, will you? We're just about on. 680 00:30:02,891 --> 00:30:03,959 Charley, I have a son to support. 681 00:30:04,092 --> 00:30:05,662 I have an ex-wife draining me. 682 00:30:05,794 --> 00:30:07,095 What happens if we finish this show, we get it on, 683 00:30:07,229 --> 00:30:08,430 and they say it's no good? 684 00:30:08,564 --> 00:30:09,798 Frank, I have four kids to support. 685 00:30:09,931 --> 00:30:11,300 I don't give a rat's ass what they say. 686 00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:13,268 If I say it's good, if you say it's good... 687 00:30:13,402 --> 00:30:14,970 -[BELL RINGS] -Okay, fellas, we're just about to start. 688 00:30:15,103 --> 00:30:15,837 He only knows it's good if it makes a fucking fortune. 689 00:30:15,971 --> 00:30:17,774 Hi! We're back. 690 00:30:17,906 --> 00:30:21,511 And welcome to "Today in New York's Celebrity Spot." 691 00:30:21,644 --> 00:30:24,781 Here next to me, we have two brilliantly talented people. 692 00:30:24,913 --> 00:30:26,716 The gentleman on my right is... 693 00:30:28,850 --> 00:30:30,185 Oh, uh, Franklin Shepard. 694 00:30:30,319 --> 00:30:31,987 -I almost forgot. -[CHUCKLES] And? 695 00:30:33,088 --> 00:30:35,290 And he is. Why would he lie? 696 00:30:37,392 --> 00:30:39,895 And I have no idea who I am. 697 00:30:41,463 --> 00:30:44,132 This is my great friend and even greater collaborator, 698 00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:45,735 Charley Kringas. 699 00:30:45,867 --> 00:30:48,303 They are the songwriters for Musical Husbands, 700 00:30:48,437 --> 00:30:51,273 both the show and the movie. 701 00:30:51,406 --> 00:30:53,175 They also wrote Sweet Sorrow. 702 00:30:53,308 --> 00:30:56,679 And their newest collaboration will be called Take a Left. 703 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,847 But more about that later. 704 00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:01,049 Apparently much later. 705 00:31:01,183 --> 00:31:04,319 And you recently married the star of those shows, 706 00:31:04,453 --> 00:31:05,854 Gussie Carnegie. 707 00:31:05,987 --> 00:31:08,390 -Did you not? -Yes, that's correct. 708 00:31:08,524 --> 00:31:10,593 And I'm married to Evelyn. 709 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:15,430 Now, all of Broadway says 710 00:31:15,565 --> 00:31:18,066 that you two are the next Rodgers and Hammerstein, 711 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,569 Lerner and Loewe. 712 00:31:19,702 --> 00:31:22,003 -Irving and Berlin. -[CHUCKLING] 713 00:31:22,904 --> 00:31:24,306 Let's start at the beginning. 714 00:31:24,439 --> 00:31:26,074 You're both from Chicago. 715 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,845 You both went to the same school and the same college? 716 00:31:28,977 --> 00:31:31,346 Uh, nope. Me, Columbia. Him, Juilliard. 717 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:35,718 So, your entire lives you've been very, very close friends. 718 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:36,885 Until today. 719 00:31:37,787 --> 00:31:39,154 FRANK: Like all partners, 720 00:31:39,287 --> 00:31:41,056 we have had fights and other commitments, 721 00:31:41,189 --> 00:31:43,526 but the magic is only there when it's me and Charley. 722 00:31:44,259 --> 00:31:45,695 Charley and me. 723 00:31:46,729 --> 00:31:48,196 I love it. 724 00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:49,599 Now, how do you two work together? 725 00:31:50,566 --> 00:31:52,535 Oh. May I answer that? 726 00:31:52,668 --> 00:31:53,669 Please. 727 00:31:54,804 --> 00:31:55,937 How do we work together? 728 00:31:56,739 --> 00:31:57,874 Sure. 729 00:31:58,674 --> 00:32:00,942 Well, he goes... 730 00:32:01,076 --> 00:32:02,411 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 731 00:32:02,545 --> 00:32:03,979 And I go... 732 00:32:04,112 --> 00:32:06,248 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 733 00:32:06,381 --> 00:32:08,183 -♪ And soon we're ♪ -[ FRANKLIN SHEPARD, INC. PLAYING] 734 00:32:08,316 --> 00:32:09,217 - ♪ Humming along ♪ -[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 735 00:32:09,351 --> 00:32:10,952 ♪ Hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 736 00:32:11,086 --> 00:32:13,088 ♪ And that's called writing a song ♪ 737 00:32:13,221 --> 00:32:15,257 ♪ Hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 738 00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:16,158 - ♪ Then he goes ♪ - [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 739 00:32:17,192 --> 00:32:18,226 ♪ And I go ♪ 740 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,896 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 741 00:32:20,028 --> 00:32:21,864 ♪ And the phone goes, "Drrrrring!" ♪ 742 00:32:21,997 --> 00:32:23,566 ♪ And he goes, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 743 00:32:23,699 --> 00:32:25,267 ♪ "Yes, Jerome," mutter, "No, Jerome" ♪ 744 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,636 ♪ Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 745 00:32:26,769 --> 00:32:29,004 ♪ That's his lawyer, Jerome ♪ 746 00:32:29,137 --> 00:32:30,005 ♪ Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter "Do it, Jerome" ♪ 747 00:32:30,138 --> 00:32:30,939 Click, "Sorry, Charley" 748 00:32:31,072 --> 00:32:31,940 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 749 00:32:32,073 --> 00:32:33,008 ♪ So I go ♪ 750 00:32:33,141 --> 00:32:34,276 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 751 00:32:34,409 --> 00:32:35,611 ♪ And he goes ♪ 752 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:37,379 -[LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] -[SIGHS] 753 00:32:37,513 --> 00:32:38,781 ♪ And I go ♪ 754 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,282 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 755 00:32:40,415 --> 00:32:42,785 ♪ And soon we're tapping away ♪ 756 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,486 ♪ Hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 757 00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:45,855 ♪ "Bzz!" "Sorry, Charley" "Bzz!" ♪ 758 00:32:45,987 --> 00:32:47,590 ♪ It's the secretary, "Bzz!" ♪ 759 00:32:47,723 --> 00:32:48,791 ♪ On the intercom, "Yes, Ms. Bzz" ♪ 760 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,760 ♪ "It's a messenger" ♪ 761 00:32:50,893 --> 00:32:52,895 ♪ "Thanks, Ms. Bzz Will you tell him to wait? ♪ 762 00:32:53,028 --> 00:32:55,063 ♪ "Will you order the car? Will you call up the bank? ♪ 763 00:32:55,197 --> 00:32:57,265 ♪ "Will you wire the coast? Will you..."'Drrrrring!'" ♪ 764 00:32:57,399 --> 00:32:59,167 ♪ "Sorry, Charley" Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 765 00:32:59,301 --> 00:33:01,036 ♪ "Sell the stock," mutter "Buy the rights" ♪ 766 00:33:01,169 --> 00:33:02,672 ♪ Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 767 00:33:02,805 --> 00:33:03,972 ♪ "Bzz!" "Let me put you on hold" ♪ 768 00:33:04,105 --> 00:33:05,140 ♪ "Bzz!" "Yes, Ms. Bzz" ♪ 769 00:33:05,273 --> 00:33:07,108 ♪ "It's the interview" ♪ 770 00:33:07,242 --> 00:33:09,277 ♪ "Thanks, Ms. Bzz Will you tell him to wait? ♪ 771 00:33:09,411 --> 00:33:10,913 ♪ "Will you wire the car? Will you order the coast? ♪ 772 00:33:11,046 --> 00:33:12,981 ♪ "Will you send up the bank?" ♪ 773 00:33:13,114 --> 00:33:14,784 ♪ And the telephones blink And the stocks get sold ♪ 774 00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:16,117 ♪ And the rest of us he keeps on hold ♪ 775 00:33:16,251 --> 00:33:17,687 ♪ And he's into making movies ♪ 776 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:19,522 ♪ And he's now a corporation, right ♪ 777 00:33:19,655 --> 00:33:21,289 ♪ So I play at home With my wife and kids ♪ 778 00:33:21,423 --> 00:33:22,991 ♪ And I wait to hear the movie bids ♪ 779 00:33:23,124 --> 00:33:24,694 ♪ And I've got a little sailboat ♪ 780 00:33:24,827 --> 00:33:26,094 ♪ And I'm into meditation, right ♪ 781 00:33:26,228 --> 00:33:29,364 ♪ He flies off to California ♪ 782 00:33:29,499 --> 00:33:33,034 ♪ I discuss him with my shrink ♪ 783 00:33:33,168 --> 00:33:36,806 ♪ That's the story of the way we work ♪ 784 00:33:36,939 --> 00:33:39,542 ♪ Me and Franklin Shepard, Inc. ♪ 785 00:33:39,675 --> 00:33:42,545 -[MUSIC STOPS] -I am beginning to enjoy this. 786 00:33:42,678 --> 00:33:46,716 I promise to be honest if you promise to handle the lawsuit. 787 00:33:46,849 --> 00:33:49,519 Now, Frank, when you do work together, 788 00:33:49,652 --> 00:33:51,253 I have always been curious, 789 00:33:51,386 --> 00:33:54,991 which generally comes first, the words or the music? 790 00:33:55,123 --> 00:33:56,358 -Generally, the contract. -Oh. 791 00:33:58,193 --> 00:33:59,394 That sounds like you think making money 792 00:33:59,529 --> 00:34:00,997 is a bad thing for an artist. 793 00:34:01,129 --> 00:34:02,430 Sorry, money? 794 00:34:02,565 --> 00:34:03,866 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 795 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,433 Did I say "money"? 796 00:34:05,568 --> 00:34:06,569 [ELECTRONIC RIFF PLAYS] 797 00:34:06,702 --> 00:34:08,538 ♪ No, I like ♪ 798 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:11,072 ♪ Money a lot, hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 799 00:34:11,206 --> 00:34:13,341 ♪ I mean, it's better than not ♪ 800 00:34:13,475 --> 00:34:15,011 ♪ Hmm-mm-hmm ♪ 801 00:34:15,176 --> 00:34:16,646 ♪ But when it's ♪ 802 00:34:16,779 --> 00:34:19,047 [GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY] Money. Money. 803 00:34:19,180 --> 00:34:20,348 When you're into... [GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY] 804 00:34:21,349 --> 00:34:22,350 Money... 805 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,086 And you should be... 806 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,023 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 807 00:34:27,155 --> 00:34:28,423 Listen. 808 00:34:28,558 --> 00:34:30,292 Frank does the money thing very well. 809 00:34:30,425 --> 00:34:33,428 But you know what? Other people do it better. 810 00:34:33,563 --> 00:34:37,098 Yeah, and Frank does the music thing very well. 811 00:34:37,232 --> 00:34:38,233 And you know what? 812 00:34:39,569 --> 00:34:41,436 No one does it better. 813 00:34:41,571 --> 00:34:43,438 ♪ Still, the telephones blink And the buzzers buzz ♪ 814 00:34:43,573 --> 00:34:45,575 ♪ And I really don't know what he does ♪ 815 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,877 ♪ But he makes a ton of money And a lot of it for me ♪ 816 00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:50,580 ♪ Right, so I think, "Okay" And I start a play ♪ 817 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,815 ♪ But he somehow knows, 'Cause right away ♪ 818 00:34:52,949 --> 00:34:54,650 ♪ It's, "Drrrrring!" "Hiya, buddy ♪ 819 00:34:54,784 --> 00:34:56,619 ♪ "Want to write a show? I got a great idea ♪ 820 00:34:56,752 --> 00:34:58,420 ♪ "We'll own all the rights With a two-week out ♪ 821 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,322 ♪ "And a turnaround on the guarantee ♪ 822 00:35:00,455 --> 00:35:02,058 ♪ "Plus a gross percent of the billing clause" ♪ 823 00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:05,895 ♪ And there I am in California ♪ 824 00:35:06,028 --> 00:35:09,732 ♪ Talking deals and turning pink ♪ 825 00:35:09,865 --> 00:35:13,435 ♪ Back in business, and I mean just that ♪ 826 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:16,137 ♪ Back with Franklin Shepard, Inc. ♪ 827 00:35:17,272 --> 00:35:20,943 ♪ Very sneaky how it happens ♪ 828 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:24,680 ♪ Much more sneaky than you think ♪ 829 00:35:24,814 --> 00:35:28,450 ♪ You start with nothing but a song to sing ♪ 830 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,352 ♪ And next, you're Franklin Shepard... ♪ 831 00:35:30,485 --> 00:35:32,622 Wait a second, wait one second. I am getting in too deep here. 832 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,289 Franklin, let me ask you... 833 00:35:34,422 --> 00:35:35,891 You see, Frank and I are not that kind of close. 834 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:39,427 -Not like we used to be. -Now, Frank... 835 00:35:39,562 --> 00:35:41,564 And friendship is like a garden. 836 00:35:43,032 --> 00:35:45,935 You have to water it and tend it and care about it. 837 00:35:47,803 --> 00:35:49,304 And you know what? I miss it. 838 00:35:50,305 --> 00:35:51,974 And I want it back. 839 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,976 -Look. -[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 840 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:57,212 ♪ Nothing permanent has happened ♪ 841 00:35:57,345 --> 00:36:01,449 ♪ It's just a temporary kink ♪ 842 00:36:01,584 --> 00:36:06,088 ♪ Friendship's something You don't really lose ♪ 843 00:36:06,221 --> 00:36:07,957 Ladies and gentlemen, don't let me lose 844 00:36:08,090 --> 00:36:12,260 the greatest composer any lyricist has ever had. 845 00:36:12,394 --> 00:36:13,763 Phone him. Write him. 846 00:36:13,896 --> 00:36:15,631 Stop him on the street. You will recognize him. 847 00:36:15,765 --> 00:36:17,533 He's the one going through his checkbook. 848 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:23,673 And tell that man to get back to his piano. 849 00:36:26,942 --> 00:36:30,412 ♪ Very sneaky how it happens ♪ 850 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:34,817 ♪ Every day, you're on the brink ♪ 851 00:36:36,519 --> 00:36:40,790 ♪ First the prizes, then the interviews ♪ 852 00:36:45,795 --> 00:36:46,962 - ♪ Oh, my God ♪ -[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 853 00:36:47,096 --> 00:36:48,864 ♪ I think it's happened ♪ 854 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:52,668 ♪ Stop me quick before I sink ♪ 855 00:36:52,802 --> 00:36:56,371 ♪ One more triumph that I can't refuse ♪ 856 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:57,940 In case you didn't notice, 857 00:36:58,074 --> 00:37:00,109 this is my first time on TV and my last! No! 858 00:37:00,241 --> 00:37:03,746 ♪ Here's the point, whatever happens ♪ 859 00:37:03,879 --> 00:37:06,615 ♪ Then we'll all go have a drink ♪ 860 00:37:07,516 --> 00:37:09,384 ♪ That's the guy I love ♪ 861 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:12,888 ♪ The fella who's inside ♪ 862 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,690 ♪ Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ♪ 863 00:37:14,824 --> 00:37:16,525 ♪ "Quick, Jerome, get the president ♪ 864 00:37:16,659 --> 00:37:17,760 ♪ "There's a crazy man on my TV screen" ♪ 865 00:37:17,893 --> 00:37:19,495 ♪ Inside ♪ 866 00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:21,497 ♪ "Bzz, bzz!" "Drrrrring!" ♪ 867 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:24,767 ♪ Inside Franklin Shepard ♪ 868 00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:27,570 Just write him, care of Any Bank, USA. 869 00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:28,904 Inc. 870 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:30,706 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 871 00:37:46,856 --> 00:37:49,692 Now let's take a commercial break. 872 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,427 Oh, thanks, guys. 873 00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:55,330 Jesus Christ! 874 00:37:57,566 --> 00:37:59,400 That was a real slaughter, Charley. Congratulations. 875 00:37:59,535 --> 00:38:01,336 -Frank, I... -I think you said enough. 876 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:04,573 I know for years you've been attacking me 877 00:38:04,707 --> 00:38:06,307 and constantly putting me in the position 878 00:38:06,441 --> 00:38:09,178 of having to defend myself, but that... 879 00:38:09,310 --> 00:38:11,213 See, I don't know why anyone would want to so humiliate 880 00:38:11,346 --> 00:38:12,581 and betray the guy who is his oldest friend 881 00:38:12,715 --> 00:38:13,916 in the world like that, 882 00:38:14,049 --> 00:38:15,251 but I do know you're never gonna 883 00:38:15,383 --> 00:38:16,619 have the opportunity to do it again. 884 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:17,653 You're goddamn out of my life, Charley. 885 00:38:17,787 --> 00:38:18,988 No, Frank, I'm sorry. I... 886 00:38:19,121 --> 00:38:20,321 You're sorry after you publicly mock 887 00:38:20,455 --> 00:38:22,091 and ridicule and belittle me, 888 00:38:22,224 --> 00:38:23,492 when, man, I swear I would lay down my life for you. 889 00:38:23,626 --> 00:38:24,459 -I know. If you let me... -Shut up! 890 00:38:26,495 --> 00:38:27,863 Charley, all these years, I've loved you 891 00:38:27,997 --> 00:38:29,765 no matter what you did, but I guess because 892 00:38:29,899 --> 00:38:31,432 I don't live my life like you or the way you'd like me to, 893 00:38:31,567 --> 00:38:33,301 you had to shoot me down and watch me bleed. 894 00:38:33,434 --> 00:38:34,770 Well, I like my life, Charley. 895 00:38:34,904 --> 00:38:36,806 So you can just get the hell out of it! 896 00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:38,641 Hey, guys, now, what do you say 897 00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:39,975 the three of us, we just... 898 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,376 we go for a humongous drink 899 00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:42,978 and we talk, okay? 900 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,613 -I mean, we need to talk. -GUSSIE: Oh, Frank. 901 00:38:44,747 --> 00:38:46,447 -Frank, are you all right? -Frank, can we go talk? 902 00:38:46,582 --> 00:38:48,150 You know, in some cultures, when someone does something cruel 903 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,985 or evil or betrays them, they never see him again. 904 00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:52,320 They simply never see him. 905 00:38:52,453 --> 00:38:54,089 They never talk to him or look at him 906 00:38:54,223 --> 00:38:55,825 or acknowledge him in any way. For them, he is dead, 907 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:57,493 absolutely and irrevocably dead. 908 00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:58,661 -Can I just explain... -Frank! 909 00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:00,162 ...what all that came out of? 910 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,564 [FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING] 911 00:39:06,101 --> 00:39:08,070 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, SECOND TRANSITION ] 912 00:39:11,507 --> 00:39:14,643 ♪ Some roads are soft and some are bumpy ♪ 913 00:39:14,777 --> 00:39:17,680 ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ 914 00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:20,850 ♪ Some rides are rough And leave you jumpy ♪ 915 00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:23,619 ♪ Why make it tough by getting grumpy? ♪ 916 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,621 ♪ Plenty of roads to try ♪ 917 00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:28,624 - ♪ 1972 ♪ - MEG: ♪ 1971 ♪ 918 00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:30,993 - ♪ Some roads are soft ♪ - ♪ One trip ♪ 919 00:39:31,126 --> 00:39:33,495 - ♪ And some are bumpy ♪ - ♪ All you get ♪ 920 00:39:33,629 --> 00:39:34,697 - ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ - ♪ Is one quick ride ♪ 921 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:37,166 ♪ Look around a bit ♪ 922 00:39:37,299 --> 00:39:38,334 - ♪ Some rides are rough ♪ - ♪ One quick ride ♪ 923 00:39:38,466 --> 00:39:40,870 ♪ And leave you jumpy ♪ 924 00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:43,371 - ♪ Through the countryside ♪ - ♪ Why make it tough ♪ 925 00:39:43,505 --> 00:39:44,673 - ♪ By getting grumpy? ♪ - ♪ Stay on the track ♪ 926 00:39:44,807 --> 00:39:45,507 ♪ Plenty of roads to try ♪ 927 00:39:45,641 --> 00:39:46,876 ♪ 1970 ♪ 928 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:47,710 ♪ Some roads you really fly ♪ 929 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,078 ♪ 1969 ♪ 930 00:39:49,211 --> 00:39:50,346 ♪ How does it start to go? ♪ 931 00:39:50,478 --> 00:39:52,248 ♪ Does it slip away slow ♪ 932 00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:53,816 ♪ So you never even notice It's happening? ♪ 933 00:39:53,949 --> 00:39:55,551 - ♪ 1968 ♪ -[SONG ENDS] 934 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,152 What? You say she's not there? 935 00:39:57,286 --> 00:39:58,419 Well, do you know when she's expected back? 936 00:39:58,554 --> 00:39:59,922 -[DOORBELL BUZZES] -It's open! 937 00:40:00,055 --> 00:40:01,724 Sorry. You don't expect her back until when? 938 00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:04,425 Until after the theater? 939 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,262 No, no message. 940 00:40:06,394 --> 00:40:08,130 Wait, yes, actually. Will you tell her that Franklin... 941 00:40:08,264 --> 00:40:09,265 Ta-da! 942 00:40:10,766 --> 00:40:12,268 Frankie! 943 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,037 Oh, my God, Frankie! I don't believe my eyes! 944 00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:18,040 Oh, did your daddy miss you! 945 00:40:18,173 --> 00:40:20,276 And look how big you got, huh! 946 00:40:20,408 --> 00:40:23,145 Daddy, we saw your boat, but we didn't see you. 947 00:40:23,279 --> 00:40:24,947 -No? -MARY AND CHARLEY: Ta-da! 948 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,715 -FRANK: Wha...? -[LAUGHING] 949 00:40:26,849 --> 00:40:28,684 What is really amazing is we're not all still waiting 950 00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:30,352 -at that dock to surprise you. -[LAUGHING] 951 00:40:30,485 --> 00:40:31,954 God, was our face red. 952 00:40:32,087 --> 00:40:34,056 Well, first class doesn't get off at the dock! 953 00:40:34,189 --> 00:40:36,225 We have this big ramp at the prow 954 00:40:36,358 --> 00:40:38,594 and a captain who leads you right into your limousine. 955 00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:39,929 Right, of course. Silly us. 956 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,330 Mary, you should have known that. 957 00:40:41,462 --> 00:40:42,898 [FRANK GRUNTS EXCITEDLY] 958 00:40:43,032 --> 00:40:45,067 He got Beth to send Frankie from Houston. 959 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,570 Daddy, I have 32 postcards all over my wall. 960 00:40:48,704 --> 00:40:51,206 My favorite are the alligator and the Panama Canal. 961 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:52,708 [LAUGHING] 962 00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:54,310 CHARLEY: Wow, look at that. 963 00:40:54,442 --> 00:40:56,211 He brought Frankie an alligator back with him. 964 00:40:56,345 --> 00:40:57,880 What a nice little... 965 00:40:58,013 --> 00:40:59,548 Oh, God, Frankie! Frankie, you have to help me! 966 00:40:59,682 --> 00:41:00,749 -Oh, God! -[LAUGHTER] 967 00:41:02,184 --> 00:41:03,752 [SIGHS] Thanks, Uncle Charley. 968 00:41:03,886 --> 00:41:06,822 That's bound to give someone here real nice dreams. 969 00:41:06,956 --> 00:41:10,159 All right, start with the trip, and then I want a Sherpa guide 970 00:41:10,292 --> 00:41:12,328 to show me this gargantuan apartment. 971 00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:14,330 FRANKIE: Well, I owe it all to you guys for making me go. 972 00:41:14,462 --> 00:41:15,965 I didn't do anything that wasn't rich. 973 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:19,168 Rich living, rich food, rich people. 974 00:41:19,301 --> 00:41:21,570 Well, poor Evelyn, my poor wife, who never comes in 975 00:41:21,704 --> 00:41:23,806 from our poor house in the poor country, poor thing, 976 00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:26,008 is dropping off our four poor children with her poor mother. 977 00:41:26,141 --> 00:41:27,343 Got it, Charley. 978 00:41:27,475 --> 00:41:29,044 Where they are expecting Frankie. 979 00:41:29,178 --> 00:41:30,646 And then Evelyn is meeting the three of us at... 980 00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:32,314 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 981 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,450 Where? Where? 982 00:41:34,583 --> 00:41:36,318 -You're never gonna guess where. -[MOUTHING] Downtown Club. 983 00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,721 -The Downtown Club. -Charley. 984 00:41:38,854 --> 00:41:40,155 -[CHARLEY MUTTERS] -Now, let me think. 985 00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:41,991 A smoky, dingy Greenwich Village dive 986 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:44,693 or the homecoming party at the Colony Club? 987 00:41:45,661 --> 00:41:47,629 Hmm, what a choice. 988 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:49,999 Oh, Frank, I'm so sorry. 989 00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:51,700 You must give us a list of what's in and what's out. 990 00:41:51,834 --> 00:41:53,369 You know how important all of that is to me. 991 00:41:56,438 --> 00:41:57,373 Ah! Wait. 992 00:41:57,506 --> 00:41:59,375 Wait, wait, wait. 993 00:41:59,508 --> 00:42:00,676 Presents. 994 00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:03,879 I forgot... presents. 995 00:42:04,013 --> 00:42:05,147 This is for Aunt Mary. 996 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,983 [GASPS] Ooh, thank you. 997 00:42:08,117 --> 00:42:09,418 And this is for Uncle Charley. 998 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,520 MARY: [CHUCKLES] Well... 999 00:42:14,723 --> 00:42:15,924 [FEET THUDDING] 1000 00:42:17,559 --> 00:42:21,030 Son, about 40 of yours are right now up in the air 1001 00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:23,165 between Gibraltar and Texas, 1002 00:42:23,298 --> 00:42:26,402 but trust me, they are absolutely worth the wait. 1003 00:42:27,504 --> 00:42:32,141 It's my book in Spanish. 1004 00:42:32,274 --> 00:42:33,976 I bought it in Valparaiso, Chile, 1005 00:42:34,109 --> 00:42:36,111 where there it was in all these store windows. 1006 00:42:36,245 --> 00:42:37,579 CHARLEY: Oh, Mary, tell Frank 1007 00:42:37,713 --> 00:42:39,381 the story of how success has affected you. 1008 00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:40,883 Okay, I'll start. 1009 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:42,284 -Mary has joined the enemy. -[CHUCKLES] 1010 00:42:42,418 --> 00:42:43,786 -Charley. -Frankie, tell Aunt Mary, 1011 00:42:43,919 --> 00:42:45,421 how many kids in your class say, 1012 00:42:45,554 --> 00:42:47,589 "When I grow up, I want to be a drama critic"? 1013 00:42:47,723 --> 00:42:51,126 Oh, Charley, just shut your mouth and open your present. 1014 00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:52,227 I did. 1015 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:53,562 What is it? 1016 00:42:55,230 --> 00:42:57,232 -What is it? -It's an option agreement. 1017 00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:01,036 We have been offered a small fortune 1018 00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:03,572 to do a movie version of Musical Husbands! 1019 00:43:03,705 --> 00:43:05,441 Oh, my God! 1020 00:43:05,574 --> 00:43:07,276 -That is unbelievable! [LAUGHS] -Frankie. Frankie, come here. 1021 00:43:07,409 --> 00:43:09,812 So, take this over to Daddy and say very clearly, 1022 00:43:09,945 --> 00:43:13,248 "There isn't enough money in the universe." 1023 00:43:15,117 --> 00:43:16,718 You're welcome, Charley. I appreciate the gratitude. 1024 00:43:16,852 --> 00:43:18,220 Thanks very much. 1025 00:43:18,353 --> 00:43:20,823 There isn't enough money in the universe. 1026 00:43:20,956 --> 00:43:22,458 MARY: [LAUGHS] Oh, boy. 1027 00:43:22,591 --> 00:43:24,426 Frankie, um, what do you say the two of us go, 1028 00:43:24,561 --> 00:43:27,196 and we'll explore this monster apartment? 1029 00:43:27,329 --> 00:43:28,897 FRANK JR.: I'm tired. 1030 00:43:29,031 --> 00:43:30,966 Well, of course you are, tiger. It's been a long day. 1031 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:32,768 Yeah, you know, we can have a lie-down upstairs. 1032 00:43:32,901 --> 00:43:35,572 -Good night, Daddy. -[LAUGHS] Good night. 1033 00:43:35,704 --> 00:43:37,639 MARY: Aw. All right, come on. 1034 00:43:37,773 --> 00:43:39,341 Let's see what we can find you up there. 1035 00:43:39,475 --> 00:43:41,143 What do you think they have? 1036 00:43:42,211 --> 00:43:44,012 Charley, I'm 31 years old. 1037 00:43:44,146 --> 00:43:45,347 Beth wiped me out with the divorce. 1038 00:43:45,481 --> 00:43:46,982 I have a son to consider. 1039 00:43:47,116 --> 00:43:49,151 So forgive me, Charley, if I happen to need money. 1040 00:43:49,284 --> 00:43:51,420 So let's us do the work, and the money will come. 1041 00:43:51,554 --> 00:43:53,922 Frank, we cannot keep making our stuff 1042 00:43:54,056 --> 00:43:56,425 -the other thing we do. -Shh. Guys, not now. 1043 00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:58,393 Why do I have to be poor to write music? 1044 00:43:58,528 --> 00:43:59,728 Because once you're rich, you never will. 1045 00:43:59,862 --> 00:44:01,130 Charley, I am telling you, 1046 00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:03,065 we can make a statement with this movie. 1047 00:44:03,198 --> 00:44:05,300 Nurse, doctor, guard, attendant, matron, 1048 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,169 -anybody else. -Trust me. 1049 00:44:07,302 --> 00:44:08,670 -You trust me. -Charley, listen! 1050 00:44:08,804 --> 00:44:10,806 Frank, you listen. You listening? 1051 00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:14,343 No. No, no, never, ever. No. 1052 00:44:14,476 --> 00:44:15,677 Hey! 1053 00:44:15,811 --> 00:44:16,845 [ OLD FRIENDS (PART 2) PLAYS] 1054 00:44:16,979 --> 00:44:18,347 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 1055 00:44:20,249 --> 00:44:21,518 ♪ Who's like us? ♪ 1056 00:44:23,785 --> 00:44:27,489 ♪ Damn few ♪ 1057 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:29,324 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1058 00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:34,531 ♪ Hey, old friend ♪ 1059 00:44:34,663 --> 00:44:38,467 ♪ Are you okay, old friend? ♪ 1060 00:44:38,601 --> 00:44:42,505 ♪ What do you say, old friend? ♪ 1061 00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:46,475 ♪ Are we or are we unique? ♪ 1062 00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:50,412 ♪ Time goes by ♪ 1063 00:44:50,547 --> 00:44:55,083 ♪ Everything else keeps changing ♪ 1064 00:44:55,217 --> 00:44:57,953 ♪ You and I ♪ 1065 00:44:58,086 --> 00:45:01,356 ♪ We get continued next week ♪ 1066 00:45:02,592 --> 00:45:05,160 ♪ Most friends fade ♪ 1067 00:45:05,294 --> 00:45:08,997 ♪ Or they don't make the grade ♪ 1068 00:45:09,131 --> 00:45:12,834 ♪ New ones are quickly made ♪ 1069 00:45:12,968 --> 00:45:16,772 ♪ And in a pinch, sure, they'll do ♪ 1070 00:45:16,905 --> 00:45:20,375 ♪ But us, old friend ♪ 1071 00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:24,514 ♪ What's to discuss, old friend? ♪ 1072 00:45:24,647 --> 00:45:27,115 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 1073 00:45:28,951 --> 00:45:31,521 ♪ Who's like us? ♪ 1074 00:45:33,989 --> 00:45:35,189 ♪ Damn few ♪ 1075 00:45:35,323 --> 00:45:37,425 [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] 1076 00:45:37,559 --> 00:45:39,393 ♪ So, old friend ♪ 1077 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:42,196 ♪ Fill me in slow, old friend ♪ 1078 00:45:42,330 --> 00:45:44,932 ♪ Start from hello, old friend ♪ 1079 00:45:45,066 --> 00:45:48,469 ♪ I want the when, where and how ♪ 1080 00:45:48,604 --> 00:45:49,937 ♪ Old friends ♪ 1081 00:45:50,071 --> 00:45:53,975 ♪ Do tend to become old habit ♪ 1082 00:45:54,108 --> 00:45:56,077 ♪ Never knew ♪ 1083 00:45:56,210 --> 00:46:00,014 ♪ How much I missed you till now ♪ 1084 00:46:00,147 --> 00:46:04,519 BOTH: ♪ Most friends fade Or they don't make the grade ♪ 1085 00:46:04,653 --> 00:46:07,255 ♪ New ones are quickly made ♪ 1086 00:46:07,388 --> 00:46:10,224 ♪ Some of them worth something, too ♪ 1087 00:46:10,358 --> 00:46:12,628 ALL: ♪ But us, old friends ♪ 1088 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,463 ♪ What's to discuss, old friends? ♪ 1089 00:46:15,597 --> 00:46:17,398 - ♪ Tell you something ♪ -Huh. 1090 00:46:17,532 --> 00:46:20,434 ♪ Good friends point out your lies ♪ 1091 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:24,640 ♪ Whereas old friends live and let live ♪ 1092 00:46:24,772 --> 00:46:27,475 ♪ Good friends like and advise ♪ 1093 00:46:27,609 --> 00:46:31,613 ♪ Whereas old friends love and forgive ♪ 1094 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:33,649 FRANK: ♪ And old friends ♪ 1095 00:46:33,781 --> 00:46:36,917 ♪ Let you go your own way ♪ 1096 00:46:37,051 --> 00:46:40,154 ♪ Help you find your own way ♪ 1097 00:46:40,288 --> 00:46:42,557 ♪ Let you off when you're wrong ♪ 1098 00:46:42,691 --> 00:46:44,493 - ♪ If you're wrong ♪ - ♪ When you're wrong ♪ 1099 00:46:44,626 --> 00:46:46,662 ♪ Right or wrong, The point is, old friends ♪ 1100 00:46:46,794 --> 00:46:50,264 ♪ Shouldn't care if you're wrong ♪ 1101 00:46:50,398 --> 00:46:52,501 ♪ Should but not for too long ♪ 1102 00:46:52,634 --> 00:46:55,002 - ♪ What's too long? ♪ - ♪ If you're wrong ♪ 1103 00:46:55,136 --> 00:46:57,171 - ♪ When you're wrong ♪ - ♪ The thing is, old friends ♪ 1104 00:46:57,305 --> 00:46:59,206 ♪ Do leave their brands on you ♪ 1105 00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:02,443 ♪ But old friends shouldn't compete ♪ 1106 00:47:02,577 --> 00:47:05,913 ♪ Old friends don't make demands on you ♪ 1107 00:47:06,047 --> 00:47:07,783 ♪ Should make demands on you ♪ 1108 00:47:07,915 --> 00:47:09,917 ♪ Well, don't make demands You can't meet ♪ 1109 00:47:10,051 --> 00:47:13,287 ♪ Well, what's the point Of demands you can meet? ♪ 1110 00:47:13,421 --> 00:47:16,792 ♪ Well, there's a time For demands whether you... ♪ 1111 00:47:16,924 --> 00:47:18,326 -No, you are never wrong! -If you were right, I would 1112 00:47:18,459 --> 00:47:20,394 -be the first one to admit it! -[CLAMORING] 1113 00:47:20,529 --> 00:47:22,396 There is only your way and the wrong way! 1114 00:47:22,531 --> 00:47:24,031 [SCREAMS] 1115 00:47:24,165 --> 00:47:25,734 ALL: ♪ Hey, old friends ♪ 1116 00:47:25,866 --> 00:47:28,135 ♪ How do we stay old friends? ♪ 1117 00:47:28,269 --> 00:47:30,237 ♪ Who is to say, old friends ♪ 1118 00:47:30,371 --> 00:47:33,307 ♪ How an old friendship survives? ♪ 1119 00:47:33,441 --> 00:47:37,945 ♪ One day chums having a laugh a minute ♪ 1120 00:47:38,079 --> 00:47:39,781 ♪ One day comes ♪ 1121 00:47:39,914 --> 00:47:42,651 ♪ And they're a part of your lives ♪ 1122 00:47:42,784 --> 00:47:46,655 ♪ New friends pour Through the revolving door ♪ 1123 00:47:46,788 --> 00:47:48,590 ♪ Maybe there's one that's more ♪ 1124 00:47:48,724 --> 00:47:49,990 Stop. 1125 00:47:50,124 --> 00:47:51,827 ♪ If you find one that'll do ♪ 1126 00:47:51,959 --> 00:47:53,695 ♪ But us, old friends ♪ 1127 00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:56,897 ♪ What's to discuss, old friends? ♪ 1128 00:47:57,031 --> 00:48:00,067 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 1129 00:48:00,201 --> 00:48:03,237 ♪ Who's like us? ♪ 1130 00:48:04,472 --> 00:48:05,973 ♪ Two old friends ♪ 1131 00:48:06,107 --> 00:48:08,643 ♪ Fewer won't do, old friends ♪ 1132 00:48:08,777 --> 00:48:10,512 ♪ Got to have two old friends ♪ 1133 00:48:10,645 --> 00:48:13,548 ♪ Helping you balance along ♪ 1134 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:18,553 ♪ One upbraids you For your faults and fancies ♪ 1135 00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:20,087 ♪ One persuades you ♪ 1136 00:48:20,221 --> 00:48:22,591 ♪ That the other one's wrong ♪ 1137 00:48:22,724 --> 00:48:24,291 ♪ Most friends fade ♪ 1138 00:48:24,425 --> 00:48:25,393 ♪ Or they don't make ♪ 1139 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,228 Shit. 1140 00:48:27,361 --> 00:48:29,063 ♪ The grade New ones are quickly made ♪ 1141 00:48:29,196 --> 00:48:31,966 ♪ Perfect as long as they're new ♪ 1142 00:48:32,099 --> 00:48:33,635 ♪ But us, old friends ♪ 1143 00:48:33,769 --> 00:48:36,571 ♪ What's to discuss, old friends? ♪ 1144 00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:38,840 ♪ Here's to us ♪ 1145 00:48:40,975 --> 00:48:43,712 - ♪ Who's like us? ♪ -[CLEARS THROAT] 1146 00:48:43,845 --> 00:48:45,913 -Ah, okay. -[ALL LAUGH] 1147 00:48:46,046 --> 00:48:47,381 Whoo! 1148 00:48:47,516 --> 00:48:54,455 [HARMONIZING] ♪ Damn few ♪ 1149 00:48:56,190 --> 00:48:58,159 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1150 00:49:01,863 --> 00:49:02,831 Ah! 1151 00:49:02,963 --> 00:49:04,599 [EXCITED CHATTER] 1152 00:49:09,370 --> 00:49:11,907 Oh, anguish! 1153 00:49:12,039 --> 00:49:14,375 I hate it when I've missed everything. 1154 00:49:14,509 --> 00:49:16,277 The wife here, she misses nothing. 1155 00:49:16,410 --> 00:49:19,413 Well, I had no idea the gang would be dropping in. 1156 00:49:19,548 --> 00:49:21,650 My understudy's been going on for the last few weeks, 1157 00:49:21,783 --> 00:49:26,420 and Joe insisted, as a courtesy, I must see her. 1158 00:49:26,555 --> 00:49:30,291 But first, I insisted Joe must see Frank's new apartment. 1159 00:49:30,424 --> 00:49:33,595 Have you ever seen that disaster he was living in? 1160 00:49:33,728 --> 00:49:35,797 I decorated it. 1161 00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:38,567 I am calling the surgeon general tomorrow 1162 00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:40,000 to have him cut out my tongue! 1163 00:49:40,134 --> 00:49:42,403 Oh, ho, promises, promises. 1164 00:49:43,638 --> 00:49:46,240 Look, Joe, it's Charles. 1165 00:49:46,373 --> 00:49:48,442 [GASPS] Now we can call the night a success. 1166 00:49:48,577 --> 00:49:49,644 [CHUCKLES] Hey, Gussie. 1167 00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:51,580 Um, I didn't hear a doorbell. 1168 00:49:51,713 --> 00:49:54,281 Oh, I bet that's because I didn't ring one. [SCOFFS] 1169 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:55,951 I never do 1170 00:49:56,818 --> 00:49:58,319 when I have keys. 1171 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,722 I'm decorating this pad. 1172 00:50:00,856 --> 00:50:02,491 The price was right. 1173 00:50:02,624 --> 00:50:04,158 -Free. -[CHUCKLES] 1174 00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:07,161 Here, I picture all of the furniture in here, 1175 00:50:08,229 --> 00:50:11,165 the hues of anemones, 1176 00:50:11,298 --> 00:50:12,634 a chair... 1177 00:50:13,835 --> 00:50:16,470 a chair, a footstool... 1178 00:50:17,806 --> 00:50:19,139 and a sofa. 1179 00:50:19,273 --> 00:50:21,610 Oh, I should have a brain transplant. 1180 00:50:21,743 --> 00:50:24,646 I forgot we bought this teeny, tiny housewarming nothing, 1181 00:50:24,779 --> 00:50:26,247 some awesomely expensive champagne. 1182 00:50:26,380 --> 00:50:28,082 -[IMITATES CORK POPPING] -I'll open it. 1183 00:50:28,215 --> 00:50:30,519 "Do." All right, I will. 1184 00:50:30,652 --> 00:50:32,721 Ugh, I'm gonna go check outside. 1185 00:50:32,854 --> 00:50:34,823 Always good to see you, Joe. 1186 00:50:34,956 --> 00:50:36,925 And your wife. 1187 00:50:37,057 --> 00:50:39,126 Joe, precious, there are glasses in the kitchen, 1188 00:50:39,260 --> 00:50:41,997 and it's Frank's house, so he can do the honors. 1189 00:50:42,129 --> 00:50:43,364 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 1190 00:50:43,498 --> 00:50:44,866 -Mushi-mushi, darling. -I... I... I... 1191 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,635 -We have a curtain to make. -Oh. [CHUCKLES] 1192 00:50:46,768 --> 00:50:48,904 Home one day, and already she's ordering me around. 1193 00:50:49,036 --> 00:50:50,805 -GUSSIE: St-- -[LAUGHING] 1194 00:50:53,474 --> 00:50:56,011 How nice to see the old gang. 1195 00:50:56,711 --> 00:50:58,345 [CHUCKLES] 1196 00:50:58,479 --> 00:50:59,446 Can they see us? 1197 00:51:01,382 --> 00:51:02,383 FRANK: Yes. 1198 00:51:05,587 --> 00:51:07,187 GUSSIE: I didn't even unpack. 1199 00:51:07,321 --> 00:51:09,925 I've made up my mind. I'm leaving Joe. 1200 00:51:10,057 --> 00:51:13,495 -He'll be destroyed. -Or I will be. 1201 00:51:13,628 --> 00:51:15,396 I'll call you when I arrive at the theater. 1202 00:51:15,530 --> 00:51:18,767 -I'm supposed to go out. -Please. 1203 00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,569 Please, you've got to wait for my call. 1204 00:51:20,702 --> 00:51:23,170 -Gussie. -I'm desperate. 1205 00:51:26,675 --> 00:51:27,709 I'll wait for your call. 1206 00:51:29,443 --> 00:51:30,946 Consider yourself kissed. 1207 00:51:31,078 --> 00:51:33,048 JOE: You got this guy everything 1208 00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:37,652 anybody could ever want in a kitchen except for glasses. 1209 00:51:37,786 --> 00:51:39,486 FRANK: Here, I'll get them. They're still packed. 1210 00:51:39,621 --> 00:51:42,557 Ugh, eek, look at me. Oh, that means don't. 1211 00:51:42,691 --> 00:51:44,526 I'm going to the little boys' room to repair. 1212 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,896 JOE: That's real first-class champagne. 1213 00:51:48,029 --> 00:51:49,229 Oh, I don't drink. 1214 00:51:49,363 --> 00:51:51,066 What? Never? 1215 00:51:51,198 --> 00:51:53,367 Mmm, hardly ever. 1216 00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,269 No, I'm a very excessive personality. 1217 00:51:55,402 --> 00:51:56,571 [CHUCKLES] 1218 00:51:56,705 --> 00:51:58,607 You know, it's too much caffeine, 1219 00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,274 too much cigarettes, too much food. 1220 00:52:00,407 --> 00:52:01,843 Too much Frank. 1221 00:52:01,977 --> 00:52:04,278 Is Frank the only person in the world 1222 00:52:04,411 --> 00:52:06,748 who doesn't know you're in love with him? 1223 00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:11,318 And how many people know about those two? Oh. 1224 00:52:13,253 --> 00:52:16,323 Uh, I mean, I'm sure there must be one or two... 1225 00:52:16,457 --> 00:52:17,492 [JOE CHUCKLES] 1226 00:52:19,293 --> 00:52:20,929 ...who don't. 1227 00:52:21,863 --> 00:52:24,465 I have decided not to know. 1228 00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:27,569 She is now Broadway's hottest star. 1229 00:52:27,702 --> 00:52:30,337 And the guy, he's hot, too, obviously, 1230 00:52:30,471 --> 00:52:32,507 in more than one sense. [CHUCKLES] 1231 00:52:32,641 --> 00:52:36,011 I say, let them get it out of their systems. 1232 00:52:37,812 --> 00:52:40,214 As long as, please, God, she don't leave me. 1233 00:52:40,347 --> 00:52:42,050 [POURS DRINK] 1234 00:52:42,182 --> 00:52:43,985 MARY: Well, uh... [CHUCKLES] 1235 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:46,253 I think Frank's being on a boat 1236 00:52:46,387 --> 00:52:48,790 for the last eight months has put an end to it. 1237 00:52:48,923 --> 00:52:51,126 Gussie flew over and joined the cruise, you know. 1238 00:52:51,258 --> 00:52:52,527 -What? -Yeah. [CHUCKLES] 1239 00:52:52,661 --> 00:52:54,796 We had no idea Gussie was on the cruise. 1240 00:52:54,929 --> 00:52:56,598 JOE: Mm-hmm. 1241 00:52:56,731 --> 00:52:59,801 It will never cease to amaze me how everyone in this town 1242 00:52:59,934 --> 00:53:02,037 knows everything I do. 1243 00:53:02,169 --> 00:53:03,571 It was only for the last two weeks. 1244 00:53:03,705 --> 00:53:05,006 FRANK: Okay. 1245 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,574 Pretend these are champagne glasses. 1246 00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:08,043 GUSSIE: You've got yours. 1247 00:53:08,175 --> 00:53:09,209 Now, Charles... 1248 00:53:10,477 --> 00:53:12,379 -Oh, just one, Joe. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1249 00:53:12,514 --> 00:53:13,515 Mary. 1250 00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:15,315 No. 1251 00:53:15,449 --> 00:53:16,718 -Thank you. -GUSSIE: Oh. 1252 00:53:16,851 --> 00:53:18,987 Oh, that's right. You never do. 1253 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,056 -Well, more for us. -[GUSSIE AND JOE CHUCKLE] 1254 00:53:21,188 --> 00:53:22,691 To our genius. 1255 00:53:22,824 --> 00:53:25,459 Thank you. Thank you. It's always nice 1256 00:53:25,593 --> 00:53:27,227 -to be appreciated. -Yes. 1257 00:53:27,361 --> 00:53:29,898 Okay, Gus, curtain, curtain! We got a curtain. 1258 00:53:30,031 --> 00:53:31,499 Oh, pooh. 1259 00:53:31,633 --> 00:53:34,435 But one minute late, God, every column. 1260 00:53:34,569 --> 00:53:37,906 [CHUCKLES] And Frank, we will see you after. 1261 00:53:38,039 --> 00:53:39,941 Oh, uh, Frank's coming with us. 1262 00:53:40,075 --> 00:53:41,275 -Oh? -Actually, what I should do 1263 00:53:41,408 --> 00:53:42,777 is stay here and look after Frankie. 1264 00:53:42,911 --> 00:53:44,879 -Frankie's here. -You're kidding, aren't you? 1265 00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,380 Oh, now, Mary, 1266 00:53:46,514 --> 00:53:50,217 let's all let Franklin get himself settled in. 1267 00:53:50,350 --> 00:53:52,721 Good night, Mr. All-Work-And-No-Play. 1268 00:53:53,855 --> 00:53:57,391 And everybody's favorite, Charley. 1269 00:53:57,525 --> 00:53:59,094 CHARLEY: Hmm. 1270 00:53:59,226 --> 00:54:02,262 Don't you guys stay strangers now. 1271 00:54:02,396 --> 00:54:03,397 CHARLEY: Good night, Joe. MARY: Bye. 1272 00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:04,599 JOE: Yep. 1273 00:54:07,736 --> 00:54:10,304 -So you're really not coming? -FRANK: I can't leave. 1274 00:54:10,437 --> 00:54:12,807 -[LAUGHING] -Not right now, Mary. 1275 00:54:14,509 --> 00:54:15,944 -Frank... -Just accept that, will you? 1276 00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:25,285 Please. 1277 00:54:36,131 --> 00:54:38,432 -Here's to us. -FRANK: Mary. 1278 00:54:38,566 --> 00:54:39,934 MARY: [VOICE BREAKING] Come on, Charley. 1279 00:54:40,068 --> 00:54:42,971 Let's go have ourselves one hell of a time. 1280 00:54:43,104 --> 00:54:44,338 CHARLEY: I'll be down in a minute. 1281 00:54:48,510 --> 00:54:49,944 -[DOOR CLOSES] -Get rid of Gussie, Frank. 1282 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:51,311 Gussie's none of your business, Charley. 1283 00:54:51,445 --> 00:54:52,814 But you are. 1284 00:54:52,947 --> 00:54:54,716 Get rid of this whole pathetic life. 1285 00:54:54,849 --> 00:54:57,484 Charley, I love success, okay? 1286 00:54:58,853 --> 00:55:02,422 I love having two out of two shows hit, 1287 00:55:02,557 --> 00:55:04,125 moving up in the world. 1288 00:55:06,494 --> 00:55:07,996 [SIGHS] 1289 00:55:08,129 --> 00:55:09,931 Sorry, I need some time to think. 1290 00:55:10,064 --> 00:55:11,331 CHARLEY: Okay, well, begin by thinking about 1291 00:55:11,465 --> 00:55:13,201 joining Mary and me tonight. 1292 00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:15,637 Frank, there is something going on with Mary right now, okay? 1293 00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,437 She hasn't written a word since her book took off. 1294 00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:21,743 She needs us. Frank, she needs both of us. 1295 00:55:21,876 --> 00:55:23,545 I made a promise I would wait for a phone call. 1296 00:55:23,678 --> 00:55:25,312 I have to. I promised. 1297 00:55:25,445 --> 00:55:29,284 Wait for her call and get out of it, once and for all. 1298 00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:32,153 Drop Frankie at ours and meet us at the Downtown Club. 1299 00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:36,558 I'll be there. Come here. 1300 00:55:39,027 --> 00:55:40,028 You know I love you. 1301 00:55:41,996 --> 00:55:43,031 I love you. 1302 00:55:44,032 --> 00:55:45,133 I missed you. 1303 00:55:46,835 --> 00:55:48,736 I missed you. 1304 00:55:48,870 --> 00:55:50,638 And I just want us to get back working together. 1305 00:55:50,772 --> 00:55:52,774 Look, get out of here before the both of us start wailing. 1306 00:55:53,908 --> 00:55:56,711 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 1307 00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:05,820 [SIGHS] 1308 00:56:13,795 --> 00:56:14,929 [SIGHS] 1309 00:56:39,754 --> 00:56:41,923 [PLAYS LIGHT PIANO RIFF] 1310 00:56:47,495 --> 00:56:49,631 [PLAYS LIGHT PIANO RIFF] 1311 00:57:01,175 --> 00:57:03,745 [PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC] 1312 00:57:14,856 --> 00:57:16,824 [GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES] 1313 00:57:26,901 --> 00:57:29,237 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪ 1314 00:57:39,781 --> 00:57:41,783 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING, GROWING UP ] 1315 00:57:51,292 --> 00:57:54,295 [HUMMING TO MUSIC] 1316 00:57:56,130 --> 00:57:58,800 ♪ Thanks, old friends ♪ 1317 00:57:58,933 --> 00:58:00,935 [HUMMING] 1318 00:58:03,470 --> 00:58:05,673 ♪ Keep reminding me ♪ 1319 00:58:08,376 --> 00:58:09,978 ♪ Frank's old friends ♪ 1320 00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:12,714 ♪ Always seem to come through ♪ 1321 00:58:14,949 --> 00:58:19,053 ♪ Frank will, too ♪ 1322 00:58:19,187 --> 00:58:21,222 - ♪ So, old friends ♪ -[ORCHESTRA JOINS IN] 1323 00:58:21,356 --> 00:58:25,226 ♪ Now it's time to start growing up ♪ 1324 00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:28,763 ♪ Taking charge ♪ 1325 00:58:28,896 --> 00:58:32,834 ♪ Seeing things as they are ♪ 1326 00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:36,004 ♪ Facing facts ♪ 1327 00:58:36,137 --> 00:58:37,872 ♪ Not escaping them ♪ 1328 00:58:38,006 --> 00:58:41,809 ♪ Still with dreams, just reshaping them ♪ 1329 00:58:41,943 --> 00:58:43,411 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1330 00:58:44,812 --> 00:58:46,347 ♪ Charley is a hothead ♪ 1331 00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:48,516 ♪ Charley won't budge ♪ 1332 00:58:48,649 --> 00:58:50,985 ♪ Charley is a friend ♪ 1333 00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:53,654 ♪ Charley is a screamer ♪ 1334 00:58:53,788 --> 00:58:55,356 ♪ Charley won't bend ♪ 1335 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:57,525 ♪ Charley's in your corner ♪ 1336 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,196 ♪ Mary is a dreamer, Mary's a friend ♪ 1337 00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,032 ♪ Mary is a nudge ♪ 1338 00:59:05,466 --> 00:59:07,168 ♪ Mary is a purist ♪ 1339 00:59:07,301 --> 00:59:08,669 ♪ Charley's a judge ♪ 1340 00:59:08,803 --> 00:59:10,371 ♪ Charley is a dropout ♪ 1341 00:59:10,506 --> 00:59:12,306 ♪ Everything's a cop-out ♪ 1342 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,009 ♪ Why is it old friends Don't want old friends ♪ 1343 00:59:15,143 --> 00:59:18,746 ♪ To change? ♪ 1344 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,749 ♪ Every road has a turning ♪ 1345 00:59:21,883 --> 00:59:26,921 ♪ That's the way you keep learning ♪ 1346 00:59:33,361 --> 00:59:36,064 ♪ So, old friends ♪ 1347 00:59:36,197 --> 00:59:39,267 ♪ Don't you see we can have it all? ♪ 1348 00:59:41,335 --> 00:59:43,104 ♪ Moving on ♪ 1349 00:59:43,237 --> 00:59:45,973 ♪ Getting out of the past ♪ 1350 00:59:48,676 --> 00:59:50,645 ♪ Solving dreams ♪ 1351 00:59:50,778 --> 00:59:52,447 ♪ Not just trusting them ♪ 1352 00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:56,217 ♪ Taking dreams, readjusting them ♪ 1353 00:59:56,350 --> 00:59:58,052 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1354 00:59:59,687 --> 01:00:03,257 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1355 01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:05,126 ♪ Trying things ♪ 1356 01:00:05,259 --> 01:00:07,195 ♪ Being flexible ♪ 1357 01:00:07,328 --> 01:00:11,065 ♪ Bending with the road ♪ 1358 01:00:11,199 --> 01:00:12,934 ♪ Adding dreams ♪ 1359 01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:16,170 ♪ When the others don't last ♪ 1360 01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:20,475 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1361 01:00:20,608 --> 01:00:25,947 ♪ Understanding that growing never ends ♪ 1362 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,015 ♪ Like old dreams ♪ 1363 01:00:29,784 --> 01:00:34,388 ♪ Some old dreams ♪ 1364 01:00:35,456 --> 01:00:37,758 ♪ Like old friends ♪ 1365 01:00:47,468 --> 01:00:49,437 [HUMMING] 1366 01:01:01,015 --> 01:01:03,017 [MUSIC ENDS] 1367 01:01:04,919 --> 01:01:06,020 Don't stop. 1368 01:01:07,655 --> 01:01:09,423 I thought you were going to call. 1369 01:01:09,558 --> 01:01:12,126 I said I had a headache and had the car bring me back here. 1370 01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:13,661 I have plans, Gussie. 1371 01:01:15,129 --> 01:01:16,664 I'm going to meet Mary and Charley. 1372 01:01:16,797 --> 01:01:18,032 And there's something I have to say to you. 1373 01:01:18,166 --> 01:01:19,467 -I think that it's... -Frank! 1374 01:01:20,935 --> 01:01:22,236 I did it. 1375 01:01:22,370 --> 01:01:25,006 I had the driver take my things to a hotel. 1376 01:01:25,139 --> 01:01:26,474 Gussie, don't. No, you can't do that. 1377 01:01:27,842 --> 01:01:29,343 We've already destroyed one marriage. 1378 01:01:29,477 --> 01:01:31,779 I could never live with you leaving Joe for me. 1379 01:01:31,913 --> 01:01:34,482 -I'm leaving him for me. -FRANK: But why? 1380 01:01:34,616 --> 01:01:36,384 Why suddenly? Why tonight? 1381 01:01:36,518 --> 01:01:39,053 I saw tonight I could lose you. 1382 01:01:42,658 --> 01:01:43,958 My friends are waiting. 1383 01:01:45,661 --> 01:01:47,828 Your friends will be there for you tomorrow. 1384 01:01:47,962 --> 01:01:49,096 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1385 01:01:49,230 --> 01:01:51,432 I need you tonight. 1386 01:01:53,968 --> 01:01:56,237 ♪ Life is knowing ♪ 1387 01:01:56,370 --> 01:01:59,874 ♪ What you want ♪ 1388 01:02:00,007 --> 01:02:01,409 ♪ Darling ♪ 1389 01:02:01,543 --> 01:02:04,011 ♪ That's the only thing ♪ 1390 01:02:04,145 --> 01:02:08,650 ♪ To know ♪ 1391 01:02:08,783 --> 01:02:13,522 ♪ As I told you moons ago ♪ 1392 01:02:13,655 --> 01:02:15,389 ♪ Darling ♪ 1393 01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:19,260 ♪ Nothing wrong with wanting ♪ 1394 01:02:21,729 --> 01:02:26,200 ♪ Nothing wrong with wanting me ♪ 1395 01:02:26,867 --> 01:02:28,236 ♪ Darling ♪ 1396 01:02:28,369 --> 01:02:30,905 ♪ Also, nothing wrong with ♪ 1397 01:02:32,340 --> 01:02:34,543 ♪ Not ♪ 1398 01:02:34,676 --> 01:02:37,044 ♪ Though it's only fair ♪ 1399 01:02:37,178 --> 01:02:40,248 ♪ That you should be aware ♪ 1400 01:02:40,381 --> 01:02:45,786 ♪ That I want you a lot ♪ 1401 01:02:48,489 --> 01:02:50,258 ♪ Growing up ♪ 1402 01:02:50,391 --> 01:02:55,396 ♪ Means admitting The things you want the most ♪ 1403 01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:57,231 ♪ Can't pursue ♪ 1404 01:02:57,365 --> 01:03:02,470 ♪ Every possible line ♪ 1405 01:03:02,604 --> 01:03:04,238 ♪ Letting go ♪ 1406 01:03:04,372 --> 01:03:05,973 ♪ Making choices ♪ 1407 01:03:06,107 --> 01:03:09,477 ♪ Ignoring all other voices ♪ 1408 01:03:09,611 --> 01:03:13,649 ♪ Including mine ♪ 1409 01:03:13,781 --> 01:03:19,320 ♪ You're divine ♪ 1410 01:03:20,421 --> 01:03:24,792 ♪ You decide on what you want ♪ 1411 01:03:24,925 --> 01:03:26,260 ♪ Darling ♪ 1412 01:03:26,394 --> 01:03:28,630 ♪ Not on what you think ♪ 1413 01:03:28,764 --> 01:03:32,768 ♪ You should ♪ 1414 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:36,504 ♪ Not on what you want to want ♪ 1415 01:03:36,637 --> 01:03:38,471 ♪ Darling ♪ 1416 01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:42,475 ♪ Not from force of habit ♪ 1417 01:03:44,545 --> 01:03:48,783 ♪ Once it's clearly understood ♪ 1418 01:03:48,915 --> 01:03:50,450 ♪ Darling ♪ 1419 01:03:50,584 --> 01:03:54,454 ♪ Better go and grab it ♪ 1420 01:03:56,022 --> 01:04:00,695 ♪ Things can slip away for good ♪ 1421 01:04:00,827 --> 01:04:02,295 ♪ Darling ♪ 1422 01:04:02,429 --> 01:04:07,367 ♪ What is it you really ♪ 1423 01:04:07,501 --> 01:04:08,835 ♪ Hmm? ♪ 1424 01:04:39,866 --> 01:04:41,868 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, THIRD TRANSITION ] 1425 01:04:46,439 --> 01:04:50,310 -♪ Yesterday is done ♪ - ♪ Yesterday is done ♪ 1426 01:04:50,443 --> 01:04:52,278 ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 1427 01:04:52,412 --> 01:04:54,481 ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 1428 01:04:54,615 --> 01:04:58,552 ♪ Merrily we roll along, roll along ♪ 1429 01:04:58,686 --> 01:05:03,123 ♪ Gathering dreams ♪ 1430 01:05:03,256 --> 01:05:06,960 MEN: ♪ Traveling's the fun ♪ WOMEN: ♪ Traveling's the fun ♪ 1431 01:05:07,093 --> 01:05:09,195 ♪ Flashing by the countryside ♪ 1432 01:05:09,329 --> 01:05:11,231 ♪ Flashing by the countryside ♪ 1433 01:05:11,364 --> 01:05:15,569 ALL: ♪ Everybody merrily, merrily ♪ 1434 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:19,607 ♪ Following dreams ♪ 1435 01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:24,010 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 1436 01:05:24,144 --> 01:05:27,947 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 1437 01:05:28,081 --> 01:05:32,218 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 1438 01:05:32,352 --> 01:05:33,386 ♪ Rolling a... ♪ 1439 01:05:33,521 --> 01:05:34,954 [GAVEL BANGING] 1440 01:05:35,088 --> 01:05:38,091 JUDGE: In the case of Shepard v. Shepard, 1441 01:05:38,224 --> 01:05:39,827 after serious consideration, 1442 01:05:39,959 --> 01:05:42,128 I have made a decision to close this courtroom 1443 01:05:42,262 --> 01:05:44,397 to both the press and the public. 1444 01:05:44,532 --> 01:05:47,934 After a one-hour recess, we will reconvene behind closed doors 1445 01:05:48,067 --> 01:05:49,570 with the next subpoenaed witness. 1446 01:05:49,703 --> 01:05:51,971 -[CAMERA CLICKS] -This court is now adjourned. 1447 01:05:52,105 --> 01:05:53,106 -[GAVEL BANGING] -PHOTOGRAPHER: Hey! 1448 01:05:53,239 --> 01:05:54,642 You missed the star going in. 1449 01:05:54,775 --> 01:05:56,242 Stay close. We'll try to grab her coming out. 1450 01:05:56,376 --> 01:05:58,111 I left as soon as the peace march broke. 1451 01:05:58,244 --> 01:05:59,580 -What do you got? -Composer's wife, 1452 01:05:59,713 --> 01:06:01,782 who wants every last cent, plus the kid. 1453 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:04,083 This cat's gonna be lucky if they let him keep his clothes. 1454 01:06:04,217 --> 01:06:06,085 I thought you got something hot. 1455 01:06:06,219 --> 01:06:07,987 After the judge reads the deposition 1456 01:06:08,121 --> 01:06:09,657 from the star witness 1457 01:06:09,790 --> 01:06:12,459 and suddenly closes the courtroom to the public, 1458 01:06:12,593 --> 01:06:15,228 trust me, I got something hot. [CHUCKLES] 1459 01:06:15,361 --> 01:06:17,096 You're a big star. You got to know better. 1460 01:06:17,230 --> 01:06:19,432 It's an innocent little friendship 1461 01:06:19,567 --> 01:06:21,167 that's been blown totally out of proportion. 1462 01:06:21,301 --> 01:06:22,937 KT: Hold it. Miss Carnegie, why were you subpoenaed? 1463 01:06:23,069 --> 01:06:26,105 Financial records, percentage chazerei. 1464 01:06:26,239 --> 01:06:28,843 Miss Carnegie, how are you two involved in this scandal? 1465 01:06:28,975 --> 01:06:31,846 -We are not involved. -And it is not a scandal. 1466 01:06:32,011 --> 01:06:33,681 We have no comment. 1467 01:06:33,814 --> 01:06:35,482 Can you tell us why you were subpoenaed to testify today? 1468 01:06:35,616 --> 01:06:37,183 The wife and me? 1469 01:06:37,317 --> 01:06:38,719 We are Mr. Shepard's best friends, I guess, is why. 1470 01:06:38,853 --> 01:06:40,554 Do you not understand that we have no comment? 1471 01:06:40,688 --> 01:06:41,956 -[SCOFFS] -Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1472 01:06:42,088 --> 01:06:43,289 -[REPORTERS CLAMORING] -I'm very sorry. 1473 01:06:43,423 --> 01:06:45,458 And the public knows "no comment" 1474 01:06:45,593 --> 01:06:47,427 means guilty as hell. 1475 01:06:47,561 --> 01:06:49,830 Do you have any statement for the press, Counselor? 1476 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:51,331 I have no statement. Stay with me. 1477 01:06:51,464 --> 01:06:53,032 KT: I understand that Gussie Carnegie 1478 01:06:53,166 --> 01:06:55,335 is scheduled to testify this afternoon 1479 01:06:55,468 --> 01:06:56,770 -in a closed courtroom. -That's what we understand. 1480 01:06:56,904 --> 01:06:58,672 -Why? -We have no idea. 1481 01:06:58,806 --> 01:07:01,007 Maybe Mr. Shepard can explain. Isn't Mr. Shepard coming out? 1482 01:07:01,140 --> 01:07:03,042 Mr. Shepard just left by a side exit. 1483 01:07:03,176 --> 01:07:05,378 PHOTOGRAPHER: I know that exit! Come on! 1484 01:07:05,513 --> 01:07:08,047 Go get him, Charley. 1485 01:07:08,181 --> 01:07:10,216 Frank, Frank, this has gone on long enough. 1486 01:07:10,350 --> 01:07:11,384 Yeah, we all think you should just 1487 01:07:11,519 --> 01:07:13,186 get out of this any way you can. 1488 01:07:13,319 --> 01:07:14,688 -Give Beth whatever she wants. -Charley, she wants everything. 1489 01:07:14,822 --> 01:07:15,756 JEROME: I warned you in the beginning, Frank. 1490 01:07:15,890 --> 01:07:17,658 Settle for whatever, but settle. 1491 01:07:17,791 --> 01:07:19,827 A woman charging abandonment of a wife and child, come on! 1492 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,061 Beth wants to move back to Houston with my son, 1493 01:07:22,195 --> 01:07:23,797 and I will never allow that, never. 1494 01:07:23,931 --> 01:07:25,633 You know what they're planning to do today, Frank. 1495 01:07:25,766 --> 01:07:27,835 With Beth sitting there, with your kid on her lap. 1496 01:07:27,968 --> 01:07:29,570 MARY: Just stop it now, Frank. Walk away. 1497 01:07:29,703 --> 01:07:31,705 -Take a trip. -Save yourself all this pain. 1498 01:07:31,839 --> 01:07:34,407 -I cannot just lose my family. -Frank, I've taken that yacht. 1499 01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:36,844 Come on the cruise. Get away. Get some rest. 1500 01:07:36,977 --> 01:07:38,712 Yeah, and when you come back, you can stay with me. 1501 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:40,848 Just go, Frank. We all want you out of this. 1502 01:07:40,981 --> 01:07:43,049 -Just get away. -I can't live without my son. 1503 01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:44,618 Beth. 1504 01:07:45,819 --> 01:07:46,787 -Beth! -FRANK JR.: Daddy! 1505 01:07:46,921 --> 01:07:48,488 I am not gonna give up, Jerome. 1506 01:07:48,622 --> 01:07:49,890 -Daddy, wait for me. -Don't be a fool, Elizabeth. 1507 01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:51,057 I said wait. 1508 01:07:52,158 --> 01:07:54,495 Honey, Mommy will be right back, okay? 1509 01:07:54,628 --> 01:07:55,763 You go with Grandpa. 1510 01:07:55,896 --> 01:07:56,931 -Daddy! -Your mother would 1511 01:07:57,063 --> 01:07:58,064 -turn over in her grave. -Daddy! 1512 01:07:58,197 --> 01:08:00,734 Daddy! I want to see my daddy! 1513 01:08:08,576 --> 01:08:10,310 -I want you to give up, Frank. -FRANK: Never. 1514 01:08:10,443 --> 01:08:12,478 You're not gonna like what you hear this afternoon. 1515 01:08:12,613 --> 01:08:13,781 It's not life without my son. 1516 01:08:13,914 --> 01:08:15,549 I am not out to hurt you, Frank, 1517 01:08:15,683 --> 01:08:17,718 but I will hurt you if I have to. 1518 01:08:17,851 --> 01:08:20,521 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, NOT A DAY GOES BY ] 1519 01:08:20,654 --> 01:08:22,022 How is Frankie? 1520 01:08:25,025 --> 01:08:26,961 How do you think he is, Frank? 1521 01:08:28,261 --> 01:08:30,463 I keep thinking, "I could have stopped it." 1522 01:08:30,598 --> 01:08:32,265 I was warned about Gussie. 1523 01:08:32,398 --> 01:08:33,634 I could have stopped it. 1524 01:08:33,767 --> 01:08:34,802 Do you still love me? 1525 01:08:37,403 --> 01:08:38,906 Did you sleep with her, Frank? 1526 01:08:41,374 --> 01:08:42,810 Do you still love me? 1527 01:08:45,345 --> 01:08:48,616 ♪ Not a day goes by ♪ 1528 01:08:50,651 --> 01:08:53,419 ♪ Not a single day ♪ 1529 01:08:55,455 --> 01:09:00,293 ♪ But you're somewhere a part of my life ♪ 1530 01:09:00,426 --> 01:09:03,764 ♪ And it looks like you'll stay ♪ 1531 01:09:03,897 --> 01:09:08,736 ♪ As the days go by ♪ 1532 01:09:08,869 --> 01:09:10,638 ♪ I keep thinking ♪ 1533 01:09:10,771 --> 01:09:13,674 ♪ When does it end? ♪ 1534 01:09:13,807 --> 01:09:18,444 ♪ Where's the day I'll have started forgetting? ♪ 1535 01:09:18,579 --> 01:09:21,949 ♪ But I just go on thinking and sweating ♪ 1536 01:09:22,082 --> 01:09:24,283 ♪ And cursing and crying ♪ 1537 01:09:24,417 --> 01:09:26,620 ♪ And turning and reaching ♪ 1538 01:09:26,754 --> 01:09:28,656 ♪ And waking and dying ♪ 1539 01:09:28,789 --> 01:09:31,992 [VOICE CRACKS] ♪ And, no ♪ 1540 01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:36,797 ♪ Not a day goes by ♪ 1541 01:09:36,930 --> 01:09:40,501 ♪ Not a blessed day ♪ 1542 01:09:43,436 --> 01:09:48,008 ♪ But you're still somehow Part of my life ♪ 1543 01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:51,879 ♪ And you won't go away ♪ 1544 01:09:52,012 --> 01:09:57,084 ♪ So there's hell to pay ♪ 1545 01:09:57,216 --> 01:10:03,090 ♪ And until I die ♪ 1546 01:10:03,222 --> 01:10:06,026 [CRYING] ♪ I'll die day after day ♪ 1547 01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,461 ♪ After day after day ♪ 1548 01:10:08,595 --> 01:10:11,965 ♪ After day after day after day ♪ 1549 01:10:13,033 --> 01:10:17,037 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 1550 01:10:17,171 --> 01:10:22,042 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 1551 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:26,747 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 1552 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,522 [SOBBING] 1553 01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:38,959 Did you sleep with Gussie? 1554 01:10:47,534 --> 01:10:49,402 [SONG ENDS] 1555 01:10:49,536 --> 01:10:50,904 I love you, Beth. 1556 01:10:51,939 --> 01:10:53,907 [SOBBING SOFTLY] 1557 01:10:55,776 --> 01:10:58,712 Did you want that life so much that you went with her? 1558 01:10:58,846 --> 01:11:00,413 I will always love you. 1559 01:11:04,785 --> 01:11:06,419 But did you? 1560 01:11:13,494 --> 01:11:14,460 Yes. 1561 01:11:15,428 --> 01:11:17,396 [SOBBING SOFTLY] 1562 01:11:19,533 --> 01:11:22,703 -Frank, I want us to... -Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 1563 01:11:22,836 --> 01:11:24,104 Frankie, you're to stay with Grandpa. 1564 01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:25,773 He's my child, too. Get out of here! 1565 01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:28,609 Franklin, I can't! I can't live like this, Frank! 1566 01:11:28,742 --> 01:11:30,043 -I can't! -For God's sakes, wait! 1567 01:11:32,411 --> 01:11:33,412 Are you satisfied? 1568 01:11:34,047 --> 01:11:35,749 It's my job, man. 1569 01:11:35,883 --> 01:11:38,051 -Then go find a decent one, man! -MARY: Careful! 1570 01:11:38,185 --> 01:11:39,586 -Whoa, whoa! -Come on, Frank! 1571 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:40,821 CHARLEY: Break it up, Frank! MARY: Stop it! 1572 01:11:40,954 --> 01:11:42,756 -Stop this. Stop. -[SOBBING] 1573 01:11:42,890 --> 01:11:46,693 I'll kill these photos, genius, but you owe me one. 1574 01:11:46,827 --> 01:11:47,828 Right? 1575 01:11:49,295 --> 01:11:50,329 [SOBBING CONTINUES] 1576 01:11:53,066 --> 01:11:56,103 MARY: Frank, we want you to just get away. 1577 01:11:56,236 --> 01:11:58,272 Hold me, Mary. 1578 01:11:58,404 --> 01:12:00,707 All I want to do is get back to work! I have to work! 1579 01:12:00,841 --> 01:12:02,176 No, you're in no shape to write, pal. 1580 01:12:02,308 --> 01:12:03,376 Look, just go off with Tyler for a while. 1581 01:12:03,510 --> 01:12:04,878 I don't want to go away! 1582 01:12:05,012 --> 01:12:06,780 I am your agent, and I'm telling you, 1583 01:12:06,914 --> 01:12:09,049 -now is not the time to work. -I love you, Frank. 1584 01:12:11,819 --> 01:12:15,022 [STUTTERING] And Charley loves you, all right? 1585 01:12:15,155 --> 01:12:16,523 You just listen to us. 1586 01:12:16,657 --> 01:12:17,758 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, NOW YOU KNOW ] 1587 01:12:17,891 --> 01:12:20,794 Living well is the best revenge. 1588 01:12:20,928 --> 01:12:22,796 ♪ So you made a mistake So you're singing the blues ♪ 1589 01:12:22,930 --> 01:12:25,265 ♪ So you'll take some time Go visit some places ♪ 1590 01:12:25,398 --> 01:12:27,000 ♪ You gotta be somewhere ♪ 1591 01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:28,535 ♪ Where there's nothing to remind you ♪ 1592 01:12:28,669 --> 01:12:30,671 Right? 1593 01:12:30,804 --> 01:12:32,606 ♪ What you need is a break I'll arrange a nice cruise ♪ 1594 01:12:32,739 --> 01:12:34,675 ♪ You'll relax a bit And see some new faces ♪ 1595 01:12:34,808 --> 01:12:37,277 ♪ You gotta do something Only never look behind you ♪ 1596 01:12:37,410 --> 01:12:39,179 GROUP: Right? 1597 01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:43,517 ♪ Best thing that ever Could have happened ♪ 1598 01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:45,686 Right. 1599 01:12:45,819 --> 01:12:47,821 ♪ So you'll sit in the sun You'll come back with a tan ♪ 1600 01:12:47,955 --> 01:12:49,857 ♪ Then we'll do that show You've always been talking ♪ 1601 01:12:49,990 --> 01:12:51,658 ♪ The side is retired So we start another inning ♪ 1602 01:12:51,792 --> 01:12:52,926 Right? 1603 01:12:53,060 --> 01:12:54,595 ♪ On a boat is such fun ♪ 1604 01:12:54,728 --> 01:12:56,663 ♪ You'll come back a changed man ♪ 1605 01:12:56,797 --> 01:12:58,732 ♪ I've had lots of guests And no one's squawking ♪ 1606 01:12:58,866 --> 01:12:59,867 ♪ Feels like an ending But it's really a beginning ♪ 1607 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,869 CHARLEY AND MARY: Right? 1608 01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:03,770 SCOTTY: ♪ Best thing That ever could have happened ♪ 1609 01:13:03,904 --> 01:13:05,772 ♪ Best thing that ever Could have happened ♪ 1610 01:13:05,906 --> 01:13:07,574 - ♪ I say, best thing... ♪ -[OVERLAPPING SINGING] 1611 01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:08,575 ♪ It was all getting much too complicated ♪ 1612 01:13:08,709 --> 01:13:09,843 -Right! -[SINGING STOPS] 1613 01:13:11,311 --> 01:13:13,412 All right. 1614 01:13:13,547 --> 01:13:14,581 -[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING] -♪ Now you know life is crummy ♪ 1615 01:13:14,715 --> 01:13:16,149 ♪ Well, now you know ♪ 1616 01:13:16,283 --> 01:13:17,918 ♪ I mean, big surprise ♪ 1617 01:13:18,051 --> 01:13:19,753 ♪ People love you and tell you lies ♪ 1618 01:13:19,887 --> 01:13:22,022 ♪ Bricks can tumble From clear blue skies ♪ 1619 01:13:22,155 --> 01:13:24,758 ♪ Put your dimple down, now you know ♪ 1620 01:13:24,892 --> 01:13:27,494 ♪ Okay, there you go That's the sum of it ♪ 1621 01:13:27,628 --> 01:13:29,663 ♪ Now you know ♪ 1622 01:13:29,796 --> 01:13:31,732 ♪ It's called flowers wilt It's called apples rot ♪ 1623 01:13:31,865 --> 01:13:34,167 ♪ It's called thieves get rich And saints get shot ♪ 1624 01:13:34,301 --> 01:13:36,435 ♪ It's called God don't Answer prayers a lot ♪ 1625 01:13:36,570 --> 01:13:40,540 ♪ Okay, now you know ♪ 1626 01:13:40,674 --> 01:13:42,542 ♪ Okay, now you know ♪ 1627 01:13:42,676 --> 01:13:45,345 ♪ Now forget it Don't fall apart at the seams ♪ 1628 01:13:45,478 --> 01:13:48,081 ♪ It's called letting go your illusions ♪ 1629 01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:49,950 ♪ And don't confuse them with dreams ♪ 1630 01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:51,919 ♪ If the going's slow ♪ 1631 01:13:52,052 --> 01:13:54,621 ♪ Don't regret it and don't let's go to extremes ♪ 1632 01:13:54,755 --> 01:13:56,422 ♪ It's called what's your choice ♪ 1633 01:13:56,556 --> 01:13:58,225 ♪ It's called count to ten ♪ 1634 01:13:58,358 --> 01:14:00,093 ♪ It's called burn your bridges Start again ♪ 1635 01:14:00,227 --> 01:14:01,662 ♪ You should burn them Every now and then ♪ 1636 01:14:01,795 --> 01:14:03,931 ♪ Or you'll never grow ♪ 1637 01:14:04,064 --> 01:14:06,500 ♪ Because now you grow That's the killer ♪ 1638 01:14:06,633 --> 01:14:08,135 ♪ Is now you grow ♪ 1639 01:14:08,268 --> 01:14:09,770 ♪ You're right, nothing's fair ♪ 1640 01:14:09,903 --> 01:14:11,338 ♪ And it's all a plot ♪ 1641 01:14:11,470 --> 01:14:12,572 ♪ And tomorrow doesn't look too hot ♪ 1642 01:14:12,706 --> 01:14:14,308 Right? 1643 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,977 ♪ You better look at what you got ♪ 1644 01:14:17,110 --> 01:14:18,312 ♪ Over here ♪ 1645 01:14:18,444 --> 01:14:21,581 ♪ Hello? ♪ 1646 01:14:21,715 --> 01:14:24,584 ♪ Okay, now you know ♪ 1647 01:14:24,718 --> 01:14:26,787 Right? 1648 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,755 GROUP: ♪ So you find a new gal So you write a new play ♪ 1649 01:14:28,889 --> 01:14:30,456 ♪ In a month or two You're going to thank us ♪ 1650 01:14:30,590 --> 01:14:32,259 ♪ You may have missed one road ♪ 1651 01:14:32,392 --> 01:14:33,126 ♪ But there's plenty more to follow ♪ 1652 01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:34,494 Right? 1653 01:14:34,628 --> 01:14:35,662 ♪ We'll go through the canal ♪ 1654 01:14:35,796 --> 01:14:37,798 ♪ Up the coast to L.A. ♪ 1655 01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:39,766 ♪ You'll come see the place I'm building at Trancas ♪ 1656 01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:41,735 ♪ Hang around here, pal And you're only gonna wallow ♪ 1657 01:14:41,868 --> 01:14:43,337 Right? 1658 01:14:43,469 --> 01:14:46,406 ♪ Best thing that ever could have ♪ 1659 01:14:46,540 --> 01:14:48,775 ♪ I mean, you'll come back I mean, what's the fuss? ♪ 1660 01:14:48,909 --> 01:14:50,277 ♪ I mean, sea and sun and comfort plus ♪ 1661 01:14:50,410 --> 01:14:52,045 ♪ Happened ♪ 1662 01:14:52,179 --> 01:14:54,047 ♪ I mean, after all, you still got us ♪ 1663 01:14:54,181 --> 01:14:57,117 GROUP: ♪ Best thing That ever could have happened ♪ 1664 01:14:57,250 --> 01:15:00,486 ♪ It was all getting Much too complicated ♪ 1665 01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:03,223 ♪ Best thing that ever Could have happened ♪ 1666 01:15:03,357 --> 01:15:05,359 ♪ Right, you gotta let go Gotta do it from scratch ♪ 1667 01:15:05,492 --> 01:15:07,361 ♪ Take a long, deep breath Go back to your sources ♪ 1668 01:15:07,494 --> 01:15:09,629 ♪ A little vacation Which is all about forgetting ♪ 1669 01:15:09,763 --> 01:15:11,732 -Right? Right! -GROUP: Right. 1670 01:15:11,865 --> 01:15:13,533 ♪ Then we'll do a new show No, we'll do a whole batch ♪ 1671 01:15:13,667 --> 01:15:14,868 ♪ Maybe one that's all about divorces ♪ 1672 01:15:15,002 --> 01:15:16,670 ♪ I mean, a divorce court ♪ 1673 01:15:16,803 --> 01:15:17,904 ♪ What a fascinating setting, right? ♪ 1674 01:15:18,038 --> 01:15:19,873 GROUP: Right. FRANK: Right. 1675 01:15:20,007 --> 01:15:21,208 GROUP I: ♪ Best thing that ever Could have happened ♪ 1676 01:15:21,341 --> 01:15:23,343 GROUP II: ♪ Yesterday is done ♪ 1677 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,112 GROUP I: ♪ Best thing that Ever could have happened ♪ 1678 01:15:25,245 --> 01:15:27,681 GROUP II: ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 1679 01:15:27,814 --> 01:15:29,616 GROUP III: ♪ So you'll sit in the sun You'll come back with a tan ♪ 1680 01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:32,452 GROUP II: ♪ Soon enough you're merrily, merrily ♪ 1681 01:15:32,586 --> 01:15:34,721 - ♪ Rolling along ♪ -CHORUS: ♪ It's your time, your time ♪ 1682 01:15:34,855 --> 01:15:37,724 GROUP II: ♪ Rolling along ♪ CHORUS: ♪ It's your time ♪ 1683 01:15:39,126 --> 01:15:40,794 [EXCITED CHATTER] 1684 01:15:45,265 --> 01:15:46,900 ♪ What's your choice? It's called count to ten ♪ 1685 01:15:47,034 --> 01:15:48,802 ♪ It's called burn your bridges Start again ♪ 1686 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:50,737 ♪ You should burn them Every now and then ♪ 1687 01:15:50,871 --> 01:15:52,539 - ♪ Or you'll never grow ♪ -[IMPERCEPTIBLE] 1688 01:15:52,672 --> 01:15:54,174 ♪ Because now you grow, life's a killer ♪ 1689 01:15:54,307 --> 01:15:55,942 ♪ So now you grow ♪ 1690 01:15:56,076 --> 01:15:57,077 MARY: ♪ You're right Nothing's fair ♪ 1691 01:15:57,210 --> 01:15:58,678 ♪ And it's all a plot ♪ 1692 01:15:58,812 --> 01:16:00,047 ♪ And tomorrow doesn't look too hot ♪ 1693 01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,782 CHORUS: Right. 1694 01:16:01,915 --> 01:16:03,884 ♪ You better look at what you got ♪ 1695 01:16:04,017 --> 01:16:05,886 CHORUS: ♪ Over here, hello? ♪ 1696 01:16:06,019 --> 01:16:08,288 GROUP I: ♪ Hello? ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Hello? ♪ 1697 01:16:08,422 --> 01:16:11,024 GROUP I: ♪ Over here, hello ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Now you know it ♪ 1698 01:16:11,158 --> 01:16:13,727 GROUP I: ♪ It's here, hello, hello ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Now you know it ♪ 1699 01:16:13,860 --> 01:16:16,430 GROUP I: ♪ It's here, hello, hello ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Now you know it ♪ 1700 01:16:16,563 --> 01:16:17,264 GROUP I: ♪ It's here, hello, hello ♪ GROUP II: ♪ Now you know it ♪ 1701 01:16:17,397 --> 01:16:18,098 -Right! -Right! 1702 01:16:18,231 --> 01:16:19,933 -Write! -Right! 1703 01:16:20,067 --> 01:16:21,468 -Right! Right! Right! Right! -Right! Right! Right! Right! 1704 01:16:21,601 --> 01:16:23,570 -I love you, Frank! -[INCOHERENT YELLING] 1705 01:16:23,703 --> 01:16:25,540 CHORUS: ♪ Now you know! ♪ 1706 01:16:25,672 --> 01:16:27,542 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1707 01:16:37,317 --> 01:16:39,554 [SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING, GUSSIE'S OPENING NUMBER ] 1708 01:16:46,226 --> 01:16:50,030 ♪ He's only a boy ♪ 1709 01:16:51,098 --> 01:16:55,302 ♪ Why do I think he loves me? ♪ 1710 01:16:55,435 --> 01:16:59,906 ♪ Maybe he loves what I can do for him ♪ 1711 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:04,277 ♪ Maybe he thinks that I'll come through for him ♪ 1712 01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:08,583 ♪ Maybe the moon is cheese ♪ 1713 01:17:08,715 --> 01:17:11,284 ♪ And yet maybe ♪ 1714 01:17:11,418 --> 01:17:13,687 ♪ Maybe ♪ 1715 01:17:13,820 --> 01:17:18,425 ♪ Something real is happening here ♪ 1716 01:17:18,559 --> 01:17:20,595 ♪ But, baby ♪ 1717 01:17:20,727 --> 01:17:23,096 ♪ You're a baby ♪ 1718 01:17:23,230 --> 01:17:25,899 ♪ And the man I'm married to ♪ 1719 01:17:26,032 --> 01:17:31,171 ♪ Needs me near ♪ 1720 01:17:31,304 --> 01:17:32,472 Ha! 1721 01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:33,673 ♪ Okay ♪ 1722 01:17:33,807 --> 01:17:40,313 ♪ The moon is cheese ♪ 1723 01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:44,151 ♪ And I love the guy I shouldn't ♪ 1724 01:17:44,284 --> 01:17:46,686 ♪ And I don't the one I should ♪ 1725 01:17:46,820 --> 01:17:48,488 ♪ Ah, but love is blind ♪ 1726 01:17:48,623 --> 01:17:51,492 ♪ And I go for the kind That I finally find ♪ 1727 01:17:51,626 --> 01:17:53,827 ♪ Is no good ♪ 1728 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:57,498 - ♪ Ah ♪ -BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Is no good ♪ 1729 01:17:57,632 --> 01:18:00,734 ♪ And as we're going along ♪ 1730 01:18:00,867 --> 01:18:02,669 ♪ And as we're going along ♪ 1731 01:18:02,802 --> 01:18:07,807 ♪ You take for granted Some love will wear away ♪ 1732 01:18:07,941 --> 01:18:11,077 ♪ We took for granted a lot ♪ 1733 01:18:11,211 --> 01:18:12,712 ♪ But still I say ♪ 1734 01:18:12,846 --> 01:18:16,316 ♪ We could have kept on growing ♪ 1735 01:18:16,449 --> 01:18:18,084 ♪ Growing, bop ♪ 1736 01:18:18,218 --> 01:18:20,153 ♪ Instead of just kept on ♪ 1737 01:18:20,287 --> 01:18:22,822 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Kept on growing ♪ 1738 01:18:22,956 --> 01:18:25,392 ♪ On ♪ 1739 01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:27,562 -♪ We had a good thing ♪ -BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Ba, ba-da ♪ 1740 01:18:27,694 --> 01:18:28,862 -♪ going ♪ -♪ ba-da ♪ 1741 01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:31,164 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Going ♪ 1742 01:18:31,298 --> 01:18:32,999 - ♪ Going ♪ - BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Gone ♪ 1743 01:18:33,133 --> 01:18:38,138 -[BACKUP SINGERS SCATTING] - ♪ Gone ♪ 1744 01:18:38,271 --> 01:18:39,873 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Going ♪ 1745 01:18:40,006 --> 01:18:42,677 BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Gone ♪ 1746 01:18:42,809 --> 01:18:44,811 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1747 01:18:46,980 --> 01:18:48,481 Just in time, but we got to go fast. 1748 01:18:48,616 --> 01:18:49,382 We're gonna make it just in time for the ending! 1749 01:18:50,951 --> 01:18:52,185 [WHIMPERING] 1750 01:18:52,319 --> 01:18:54,187 -Shh! -Shush! 1751 01:18:54,321 --> 01:18:56,591 You got an opening night inside, or did you forget? 1752 01:18:56,723 --> 01:18:58,959 We're sorry, we're very sorry, but something amazing happened. 1753 01:18:59,092 --> 01:19:00,695 Ah, I'll say amazing. 1754 01:19:00,827 --> 01:19:03,797 When, suddenly, right before the 11:00 number, 1755 01:19:03,930 --> 01:19:06,900 the whole pack of you jumps right out of your seats, 1756 01:19:07,033 --> 01:19:08,969 turns and runs straight up the center aisle, like a bunch of... 1757 01:19:10,403 --> 01:19:11,871 -like a bunch of meshuggeners. -Yes. 1758 01:19:12,005 --> 01:19:13,473 It... It was Evelyn. 1759 01:19:13,608 --> 01:19:14,908 Suddenly, just like that, she went into labor. 1760 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:16,409 And being Evelyn, she didn't tell us 1761 01:19:16,544 --> 01:19:18,445 until her pains were only five minutes apart. 1762 01:19:18,579 --> 01:19:20,681 We just a second ago got her into a cab. 1763 01:19:20,814 --> 01:19:22,215 What in the hell are you doing here? 1764 01:19:22,349 --> 01:19:24,117 No, my wife would not let me into the cab. 1765 01:19:24,251 --> 01:19:26,253 Evelyn refused to let Charley miss our first opening night. 1766 01:19:26,386 --> 01:19:28,121 She even brought a tape recorder to record the applause. 1767 01:19:28,255 --> 01:19:31,291 [CHUCKLES] From your mouth to God's ear. 1768 01:19:31,424 --> 01:19:32,526 At the very second the applause is over, 1769 01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:34,094 Charley, I have that cab waiting. 1770 01:19:34,227 --> 01:19:35,962 We are gonna fly to the hospital in record time. 1771 01:19:36,096 --> 01:19:37,464 -I promise. -Shh. 1772 01:19:40,367 --> 01:19:41,935 They're quiet. 1773 01:19:42,936 --> 01:19:44,471 Very quiet. 1774 01:19:44,605 --> 01:19:46,072 When an audience is quiet like that, 1775 01:19:46,206 --> 01:19:49,376 it means that they are really concentrating. 1776 01:19:52,879 --> 01:19:54,114 "Shut up, Mary." 1777 01:19:54,247 --> 01:19:56,149 We should go back in for the closing. 1778 01:19:56,283 --> 01:19:57,484 [STAMMERS] 1779 01:19:57,618 --> 01:19:59,152 I didn't mean "the closing." 1780 01:19:59,286 --> 01:20:00,820 BETH: Okay, Mama, now, the cab there 1781 01:20:00,954 --> 01:20:02,355 with the meter running is for Charley, 1782 01:20:02,489 --> 01:20:04,291 so you and Daddy take the one right behind it. 1783 01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:05,992 And I will see you very soon, little bit, and I'll tell you 1784 01:20:06,126 --> 01:20:07,528 every single thing that happened. 1785 01:20:07,662 --> 01:20:08,928 Oh, I wanted him to be here opening night. 1786 01:20:09,062 --> 01:20:10,196 Oh, Frank, he's been here 1787 01:20:10,330 --> 01:20:11,931 -opening night. -[FRANK CHUCKLES] 1788 01:20:12,065 --> 01:20:13,333 -Mwah! We love you very much. -[CAB HORN HONKING] 1789 01:20:13,466 --> 01:20:15,001 And we thank you very much. 1790 01:20:15,135 --> 01:20:16,803 MR. SPENCER: I don't understand 1791 01:20:16,936 --> 01:20:20,140 why in hell any human being in his right mind would... 1792 01:20:20,273 --> 01:20:22,042 -Ever, ever live... -ALL: Ever, ever live... 1793 01:20:22,175 --> 01:20:24,110 -...in New York City. -ALL: ...in New York City. 1794 01:20:26,346 --> 01:20:27,748 Charley, let's do another show. 1795 01:20:27,881 --> 01:20:29,983 BETH: Yes. MARY: Yes, and then another, 1796 01:20:30,116 --> 01:20:31,184 and then another, and then another. 1797 01:20:31,318 --> 01:20:34,087 Yeah, and, and... 1798 01:20:34,755 --> 01:20:36,189 I'll produce it. 1799 01:20:37,057 --> 01:20:38,024 Wait a minute, Joe. 1800 01:20:38,158 --> 01:20:39,859 You'll produce "Take a Left"? 1801 01:20:39,993 --> 01:20:41,495 [LAUGHS] 1802 01:20:41,629 --> 01:20:43,664 First I say, get yourselves a couple of hits. 1803 01:20:43,798 --> 01:20:45,599 Show 'em you can make money. 1804 01:20:45,733 --> 01:20:49,637 Then, then you can do that political flop 1805 01:20:49,770 --> 01:20:53,340 and show 'em you got... [SCOFFS] ...integrity. 1806 01:20:53,473 --> 01:20:56,777 Me, I got such an idea for you guys, so commercial. 1807 01:20:56,910 --> 01:21:01,281 First you'll hate it, then you'll love it. 1808 01:21:01,414 --> 01:21:03,049 Frank, you know I never say anything, 1809 01:21:03,183 --> 01:21:04,518 but I'm gonna say this. 1810 01:21:04,652 --> 01:21:07,854 For me, for me, just do one more for Joe, 1811 01:21:07,987 --> 01:21:09,523 and then you can go and do "Take a Left." 1812 01:21:09,657 --> 01:21:11,191 I know the kind of music I want to write. 1813 01:21:11,324 --> 01:21:12,727 I also know that it's very hard on you right now, 1814 01:21:12,859 --> 01:21:14,528 but Beth, I am asking you to trust me. 1815 01:21:14,662 --> 01:21:15,895 And I am asking you to trust me. 1816 01:21:16,029 --> 01:21:17,864 Beth, guys, right now is the time. 1817 01:21:17,997 --> 01:21:19,099 You got to do your own stuff. 1818 01:21:19,232 --> 01:21:20,768 Mary, you don't have a child 1819 01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:22,235 and you just had yourself a bestseller, 1820 01:21:22,369 --> 01:21:24,204 so that's very easy for you to say. 1821 01:21:24,337 --> 01:21:25,706 Yeah, Beth, trust me, 1822 01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,440 success ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1823 01:21:27,575 --> 01:21:29,577 I think Charley and I will handle success very well. 1824 01:21:30,745 --> 01:21:32,680 Look how well we've handled failure. 1825 01:21:32,813 --> 01:21:34,381 [CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1826 01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:35,549 [STAMMERS] 1827 01:21:35,683 --> 01:21:36,916 [IMITATES CORK POPPING] 1828 01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:40,854 -♪ Listen to that ♪ -[ IT'S A HIT PLAYING] 1829 01:21:40,986 --> 01:21:43,222 - ♪ Will you listen to that ♪ -[HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1830 01:21:45,124 --> 01:21:47,326 ♪ Do you know what that means? ♪ 1831 01:21:47,459 --> 01:21:49,094 ♪ Let me tell you what that means ♪ 1832 01:21:49,228 --> 01:21:50,896 ♪ Wait, no, anyone who even thinks it ♪ 1833 01:21:51,029 --> 01:21:53,232 ♪ Don't say it, you'll jinx it ♪ 1834 01:21:53,365 --> 01:21:56,536 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE] 1835 01:21:58,638 --> 01:22:01,006 - ♪ Listen to that ♪ -[LAUGHING] 1836 01:22:01,140 --> 01:22:03,543 ♪ Did you listen to that? ♪ 1837 01:22:03,676 --> 01:22:05,578 ♪ Does that make you feel proud? ♪ 1838 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:07,446 ♪ Well, feel more than just proud ♪ 1839 01:22:07,580 --> 01:22:09,081 ♪ Okay, wait, I'll tempt fate ♪ 1840 01:22:09,214 --> 01:22:12,951 ♪ And I'll state it out loud ♪ 1841 01:22:13,085 --> 01:22:15,387 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE] 1842 01:22:19,224 --> 01:22:23,162 ♪ That's the sound ♪ 1843 01:22:23,295 --> 01:22:26,599 ♪ Of a ♪ 1844 01:22:28,735 --> 01:22:29,736 ♪ Hit ♪ 1845 01:22:29,869 --> 01:22:31,571 ♪ It's a hit ♪ 1846 01:22:31,704 --> 01:22:35,073 ♪ Gang, I think this is it ♪ 1847 01:22:35,207 --> 01:22:38,310 ♪ No more writing clever little shows ♪ 1848 01:22:38,444 --> 01:22:41,213 ♪ For those basement saloons ♪ 1849 01:22:41,346 --> 01:22:43,750 ♪ No more proclamations from the pros ♪ 1850 01:22:43,883 --> 01:22:45,585 ♪ That you can't hum the tune ♪ 1851 01:22:45,718 --> 01:22:47,386 ♪ No more sneaking in at intermission ♪ 1852 01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:49,121 ♪ To the plays you wish you could afford ♪ 1853 01:22:49,254 --> 01:22:50,489 ♪ Or producers having you audition ♪ 1854 01:22:50,623 --> 01:22:52,559 ♪ Whenever they're bored ♪ 1855 01:22:52,692 --> 01:22:55,394 ♪ And who say right away As you play the first chord ♪ 1856 01:22:55,528 --> 01:22:57,797 "Boys, boys, it's very... 1857 01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,500 -"What is the word? Interesting. -[OTHERS GROAN] 1858 01:23:00,633 --> 01:23:02,267 "And if I had the slightest belief 1859 01:23:02,401 --> 01:23:05,170 "any audiences would come, I would do it in a minute. 1860 01:23:05,304 --> 01:23:06,506 "Next!" 1861 01:23:06,639 --> 01:23:08,140 ♪ We're a hit, we're a hit ♪ 1862 01:23:08,273 --> 01:23:09,876 ♪ Standing up, the whole bit ♪ 1863 01:23:10,008 --> 01:23:11,711 ♪ No more coaching those sopranos ♪ 1864 01:23:11,845 --> 01:23:13,680 ♪ With voices like bees ♪ 1865 01:23:13,813 --> 01:23:16,315 ♪ No more secondhand pianos With six broken keys ♪ 1866 01:23:16,448 --> 01:23:18,116 ♪ No more agents giving you opinions ♪ 1867 01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:19,719 ♪ As they turn you over to their minions ♪ 1868 01:23:19,853 --> 01:23:21,453 GROUP: ♪ As for these guarantees ♪ 1869 01:23:21,588 --> 01:23:22,722 ♪ We should please thank the Lord ♪ 1870 01:23:22,856 --> 01:23:24,122 ♪ It's a hit, it's a hit ♪ 1871 01:23:24,256 --> 01:23:26,225 ♪ Will my folks have a fit ♪ 1872 01:23:26,358 --> 01:23:28,495 ♪ After all of that baloney They made me go through ♪ 1873 01:23:28,628 --> 01:23:30,497 ♪ All that, "Honey, not that he's a phony ♪ 1874 01:23:30,630 --> 01:23:32,699 ♪ "But what does he do?" ♪ 1875 01:23:32,832 --> 01:23:35,502 ♪ Will their faces be stony When they see on their Sony ♪ 1876 01:23:35,635 --> 01:23:39,471 ♪ Someone handing the phony a Tony Award ♪ 1877 01:23:41,106 --> 01:23:42,609 I would like to begin by thanking 1878 01:23:42,742 --> 01:23:44,711 all the hundreds of people who have turned down 1879 01:23:44,844 --> 01:23:47,212 every show I have ever written 1880 01:23:47,346 --> 01:23:51,016 so that I could win tonight for this one. 1881 01:23:51,149 --> 01:23:54,152 [CROWD CHEERING OVER TAPE RECORDER] 1882 01:23:54,286 --> 01:23:55,955 Thank you. 1883 01:23:56,088 --> 01:23:57,991 ♪ Listen to that Will you listen to that ♪ 1884 01:23:58,123 --> 01:23:59,959 ♪ Tell me, is that a noise Or is that a noise? ♪ 1885 01:24:00,092 --> 01:24:01,561 ♪ That is a noise we've been waiting ♪ 1886 01:24:01,694 --> 01:24:03,796 ♪ The whole of our lives to hear ♪ 1887 01:24:03,930 --> 01:24:06,198 BETH: ♪ Listen to that ♪ FRANK: ♪ Listen to that ♪ 1888 01:24:06,331 --> 01:24:08,668 - ♪ Will you listen to that ♪ - ♪ To that ♪ 1889 01:24:08,801 --> 01:24:10,737 - ♪ Honey, is that a noise ♪ - ♪ I can't stand it ♪ 1890 01:24:10,870 --> 01:24:12,505 ♪ Or is that a noise? That is the loveliest noise ♪ 1891 01:24:12,639 --> 01:24:14,206 ♪ For a breadwinning wife to hear ♪ 1892 01:24:14,339 --> 01:24:16,375 ♪ Listen to that, that's obscene ♪ 1893 01:24:16,509 --> 01:24:18,110 -JOE: ♪ Listen to that ♪ - ♪ Listen to that ♪ 1894 01:24:18,243 --> 01:24:19,913 ♪ That is a noise, that is really a ♪ 1895 01:24:20,045 --> 01:24:21,948 ♪ That's the noise I've been waiting ♪ 1896 01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:23,616 - ♪ My life to hear ♪ -[OVERLAPPING SINGING] 1897 01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:25,852 ♪ Listen to that, listen to that ♪ 1898 01:24:25,985 --> 01:24:27,921 ALL: ♪ Will you listen to that Will you listen to that ♪ 1899 01:24:28,053 --> 01:24:29,923 ♪ That's the sound of An audience losing its mind ♪ 1900 01:24:30,055 --> 01:24:31,691 ♪ It's the Pope on his balcony Blessing mankind ♪ 1901 01:24:31,824 --> 01:24:33,091 ♪ Folks, it's Funny Girl, Fiddler ♪ 1902 01:24:33,225 --> 01:24:38,798 ♪ And Dolly combine... ♪ 1903 01:24:38,932 --> 01:24:39,933 ♪ ...d ♪ 1904 01:24:40,065 --> 01:24:41,099 [CHUCKLING] 1905 01:24:41,233 --> 01:24:45,270 ♪ It's a hit ♪ 1906 01:24:45,404 --> 01:24:49,842 ♪ It's a hit, it's a palpable hit ♪ 1907 01:24:49,976 --> 01:24:51,678 ♪ If it only even runs a minute ♪ 1908 01:24:51,811 --> 01:24:53,546 ♪ At least it's a wedge ♪ 1909 01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:55,582 ♪ It's the theater And we're really in it ♪ 1910 01:24:55,715 --> 01:24:57,416 ♪ Not just on the edge ♪ 1911 01:24:57,550 --> 01:24:59,217 ♪ If your spirits ever need improving ♪ 1912 01:24:59,351 --> 01:25:01,020 ♪ You can drop in any night for free ♪ 1913 01:25:01,153 --> 01:25:02,354 ♪ But the thing that's positively moving ♪ 1914 01:25:02,487 --> 01:25:04,256 ♪ You could have fooled me ♪ 1915 01:25:04,389 --> 01:25:06,091 FRANK AND CHARLEY: ♪ Is we're still old friends ♪ 1916 01:25:06,224 --> 01:25:09,596 ♪ Nothing can kill old friends ♪ 1917 01:25:09,729 --> 01:25:12,331 FRANK, CHARLEY AND MARY: ♪ Where there's a will, old friends ♪ 1918 01:25:12,464 --> 01:25:16,002 ♪ Don't need success to survive ♪ 1919 01:25:16,134 --> 01:25:18,905 ALL: ♪ And us, old friends ♪ 1920 01:25:19,038 --> 01:25:22,008 ♪ What's to discuss, old friends? ♪ 1921 01:25:22,140 --> 01:25:25,812 ♪ We've got a surefire Genuine, walkaway ♪ 1922 01:25:25,945 --> 01:25:28,781 ♪ Blockbuster, lines down to Broadway ♪ 1923 01:25:28,915 --> 01:25:31,584 ♪ Boffola, sensational ♪ 1924 01:25:31,718 --> 01:25:35,153 ♪ Box office, lollapalooza ♪ 1925 01:25:35,287 --> 01:25:39,324 ♪ Gargantuan ♪ 1926 01:25:39,458 --> 01:25:40,660 ♪ Hit ♪ 1927 01:25:40,793 --> 01:25:42,461 ♪ It's a hit ♪ 1928 01:25:42,595 --> 01:25:45,297 ♪ It's a hit, it's a hit, it's a hit ♪ 1929 01:25:45,430 --> 01:25:50,302 ♪ It's a hit! ♪ 1930 01:25:50,435 --> 01:25:52,337 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1931 01:25:54,239 --> 01:25:57,644 [ALL LAUGHING, MURMURING] 1932 01:25:57,777 --> 01:26:00,013 This is what everybody lives for! 1933 01:26:00,145 --> 01:26:03,448 Now we go back in and fake being modest. 1934 01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:04,784 [LAUGHING] 1935 01:26:04,917 --> 01:26:06,853 No, no, no, I'm having a baby! 1936 01:26:06,986 --> 01:26:08,655 -We're coming! -God! Wait, wait, wait! 1937 01:26:08,788 --> 01:26:10,422 What about the opening party? 1938 01:26:10,556 --> 01:26:11,991 You two, go to the party. 1939 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:13,458 Frank, I will do one more for Joe Josephson, 1940 01:26:13,593 --> 01:26:15,160 -but just one more. -One more. 1941 01:26:15,293 --> 01:26:17,362 -And then it's our time. -One more. Okay, come on. 1942 01:26:17,497 --> 01:26:18,831 [BOTH SCREAM EXCITEDLY] 1943 01:26:18,965 --> 01:26:20,867 Frank, I was there for Evelyn's last baby, 1944 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,802 and I don't want to miss this one, but you, 1945 01:26:22,935 --> 01:26:24,236 you go to the party without me. 1946 01:26:24,369 --> 01:26:26,338 No, honey. Absolutely not. No, no, no. 1947 01:26:26,471 --> 01:26:29,075 Yes, yes, yes. I am so proud of you. 1948 01:26:29,207 --> 01:26:30,743 Okay, if I don't see you at the hospital, 1949 01:26:30,877 --> 01:26:33,546 I'll see you at home later. 1950 01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:36,181 -[FRANK LAUGHING] -[GRUNTING EXCITEDLY] 1951 01:26:36,314 --> 01:26:38,151 I love you so much! 1952 01:26:38,283 --> 01:26:40,352 Wait, Beth. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1953 01:26:40,485 --> 01:26:43,388 Now, look, with, with Gussie there, I urge you, 1954 01:26:43,523 --> 01:26:45,124 you go with Frank. 1955 01:26:45,257 --> 01:26:46,726 Sometimes you just have to trust, Mary. 1956 01:26:46,859 --> 01:26:48,695 Well, and sometimes you don't. 1957 01:26:50,262 --> 01:26:52,498 I would never want a man I couldn't trust. 1958 01:26:55,434 --> 01:26:58,037 JOE: Hey! Hey, hey. 1959 01:26:58,171 --> 01:26:59,639 -Big man. -[FRANK CHUCKLES] 1960 01:26:59,772 --> 01:27:01,306 You got a ride to this fancy-schmancy party? 1961 01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:02,575 I can only stay one or two minutes. 1962 01:27:02,709 --> 01:27:03,910 GUSSIE: Oh! 1963 01:27:04,043 --> 01:27:05,011 Was that not why we do all this? 1964 01:27:05,144 --> 01:27:06,746 Was that not just heaven? 1965 01:27:06,879 --> 01:27:08,246 [JOE GRUNTS EXCITEDLY] 1966 01:27:08,380 --> 01:27:09,347 I got to go make nice with the backers. 1967 01:27:09,481 --> 01:27:11,684 You two, take our car. 1968 01:27:11,818 --> 01:27:14,654 I won't be able to afford this big man now. 1969 01:27:15,688 --> 01:27:16,756 You watch. 1970 01:27:17,489 --> 01:27:19,192 [JOE CHUCKLES] 1971 01:27:19,324 --> 01:27:23,261 What a blessing it has been to find another pure artist. 1972 01:27:23,395 --> 01:27:24,797 -[LAUGHS] -So often I have just 1973 01:27:24,931 --> 01:27:26,733 wanted to thank you. 1974 01:27:26,866 --> 01:27:29,635 But Franklin Shepard, I think that there's been a conspiracy 1975 01:27:29,769 --> 01:27:31,236 to keep you from me. 1976 01:27:31,369 --> 01:27:33,873 Miss Carnegie, I owe you so much. 1977 01:27:34,006 --> 01:27:35,875 Didn't I tell you a few years ago... 1978 01:27:37,910 --> 01:27:40,747 it's fate that brought us together? 1979 01:27:42,749 --> 01:27:45,218 Now you, all you've done these past months 1980 01:27:45,350 --> 01:27:47,220 -is work, work, work! -[CHUCKLES] 1981 01:27:47,352 --> 01:27:51,456 Tonight, let me show you how divine it is to be number one. 1982 01:27:51,591 --> 01:27:54,861 Everyone is waiting to meet the man of the hour. 1983 01:28:03,870 --> 01:28:05,437 [CROWD CHEERING OVER TAPE RECORDER] 1984 01:28:05,571 --> 01:28:06,773 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, FOURTH TRANSITION ] 1985 01:28:06,906 --> 01:28:08,908 TYLER: ♪ Dreams don't die ♪ 1986 01:28:10,408 --> 01:28:14,914 ♪ So keep an eye on your dream ♪ 1987 01:28:15,047 --> 01:28:19,085 GROUP: ♪ 'Cause before you know where you are ♪ 1988 01:28:19,218 --> 01:28:21,286 ♪ There you are ♪ 1989 01:28:21,419 --> 01:28:24,991 ♪ Time goes by and dreams go dry ♪ 1990 01:28:25,124 --> 01:28:31,531 ♪ But you can't give up on your dream ♪ 1991 01:28:31,664 --> 01:28:32,865 ♪ Tend your dream ♪ 1992 01:28:32,999 --> 01:28:35,367 CHORUS: ♪ Some roads are easy ♪ 1993 01:28:35,501 --> 01:28:37,003 ♪ Dreams take time ♪ 1994 01:28:37,136 --> 01:28:39,038 CHORUS: ♪ Some roads are all uphill ♪ 1995 01:28:39,172 --> 01:28:40,873 BUNKER: ♪ All uphill ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Time goes by ♪ 1996 01:28:41,007 --> 01:28:44,376 ♪ Some roads you plod along with a will ♪ 1997 01:28:44,510 --> 01:28:47,547 ♪ Some roads you travel Just for the thrill ♪ 1998 01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:50,016 - ♪ Bend your dreams ♪ -DORY: ♪ Some roads are breezy ♪ 1999 01:28:50,149 --> 01:28:52,852 - ♪ Some roads are breezy ♪ -CHORUS: ♪ With the road ♪ 2000 01:28:52,985 --> 01:28:56,488 ♪ Some roads are full Of jiggles and bumps ♪ 2001 01:28:56,622 --> 01:29:00,593 ♪ Can't let it get you down in the dumps ♪ 2002 01:29:00,726 --> 01:29:04,664 ♪ Don't let it get you down in the dumps ♪ 2003 01:29:04,797 --> 01:29:06,866 ♪ 1964 ♪ 2004 01:29:06,999 --> 01:29:08,634 ♪ 1963 ♪ 2005 01:29:08,768 --> 01:29:13,172 ALL: ♪ 1962 ♪ 2006 01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:15,041 -[ THE BLOB - PART 1 PLAYING] -[WHOOPING EXCITED CHATTER] 2007 01:29:15,174 --> 01:29:17,442 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 2008 01:29:17,577 --> 01:29:19,812 - ♪ Have you seen? ♪ - ♪ How was it? ♪ 2009 01:29:19,946 --> 01:29:22,215 - ♪ You're not serious ♪ - ♪ Do you mean? ♪ 2010 01:29:22,347 --> 01:29:24,317 - ♪ That does it ♪ - ♪ You're not serious ♪ 2011 01:29:24,449 --> 01:29:25,318 - ♪ Have you seen? ♪ - ♪ Darling ♪ 2012 01:29:25,450 --> 01:29:27,820 ♪ How was it? ♪ 2013 01:29:27,954 --> 01:29:29,889 - ♪ You're not serious ♪ - ♪ We bought the most ♪ 2014 01:29:30,022 --> 01:29:32,258 - ♪ Darling ♪ - ♪ That does it ♪ 2015 01:29:32,390 --> 01:29:34,193 - ♪ You're not serious ♪ -MAN: ♪ We had the best ♪ 2016 01:29:34,327 --> 01:29:36,329 - ♪ How was it? ♪ -[OVERLAPPING SINGING] 2017 01:29:36,461 --> 01:29:38,731 -WOMEN: ♪ Darling ♪ - ♪ Did you ever ♪ 2018 01:29:38,865 --> 01:29:40,499 - ♪ You're not serious ♪ -CHORUS: ♪ It's the best ♪ 2019 01:29:40,633 --> 01:29:42,201 ♪ It's the first, it's the finest ♪ 2020 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:44,170 ♪ It's the latest, it's the least ♪ 2021 01:29:44,303 --> 01:29:45,938 ♪ It's the worst, It's the absolutely lowest ♪ 2022 01:29:46,072 --> 01:29:47,673 ♪ It's the greatest, it's the single ♪ 2023 01:29:47,807 --> 01:29:49,008 ♪ It's the only, it's the perfect ♪ 2024 01:29:49,141 --> 01:29:49,742 ♪ It's the... Hi! Dreadful ♪ 2025 01:29:49,876 --> 01:29:51,110 BETH: Oh, Frank, Frank. 2026 01:29:51,244 --> 01:29:52,144 -That's the mayor. [EXCLAIMS] -FRANK: I know. I know. 2027 01:29:52,278 --> 01:29:53,679 [GASPS] She's my favorite actress. 2028 01:29:53,813 --> 01:29:54,881 FRANK: I see, I see. BETH: Oh, do you see who she's with? 2029 01:29:55,014 --> 01:29:56,282 Beth, I'm not looking for celebrities. 2030 01:29:56,414 --> 01:29:57,683 -I'm looking for Charley. -Oh, Frank, you can do both. 2031 01:29:57,817 --> 01:30:00,418 I've never seen so many famous people. 2032 01:30:00,553 --> 01:30:01,654 [SCREAMS EXCITEDLY] 2033 01:30:01,787 --> 01:30:03,656 ALL: What? Who? Where? 2034 01:30:04,857 --> 01:30:06,325 Oh. 2035 01:30:08,327 --> 01:30:09,695 So, what did he say? 2036 01:30:09,829 --> 01:30:11,330 I haven't talked to him yet, but it's obvious 2037 01:30:11,463 --> 01:30:13,199 he didn't invite us here because we fit in so well. 2038 01:30:13,332 --> 01:30:14,767 I am more sure than ever that he wants to option our show. 2039 01:30:14,901 --> 01:30:16,736 I'm sure, too, but let's not be too sure. 2040 01:30:16,869 --> 01:30:18,604 I just have the pastry concession. 2041 01:30:18,738 --> 01:30:20,072 You are the one who's supposed to be handling the business. 2042 01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:22,008 I am handling it. Charley, you watch. 2043 01:30:22,141 --> 01:30:24,076 All this time we put into our writing, it is gonna pay off. 2044 01:30:24,210 --> 01:30:25,311 Well, I don't care what he asks. 2045 01:30:25,443 --> 01:30:27,146 You just say yes. 2046 01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:31,150 All I want is for us to be rich as long as we've been poor. 2047 01:30:31,284 --> 01:30:32,985 FRANK: There are a lot of sophisticated people here. 2048 01:30:33,119 --> 01:30:34,654 BETH: Oh, God. 2049 01:30:34,787 --> 01:30:36,822 If I had known that, I would have worn earrings. 2050 01:30:38,791 --> 01:30:40,425 -Oh, gosh. -Oh, what's going on? 2051 01:30:40,559 --> 01:30:41,961 -Those people over there. -Uh-huh? 2052 01:30:42,094 --> 01:30:43,162 They're smoking marijuana. 2053 01:30:47,633 --> 01:30:49,168 I've smelled it before. 2054 01:30:50,236 --> 01:30:51,436 In the Village. 2055 01:30:53,239 --> 01:30:55,308 I thought it was autumn. 2056 01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:57,877 -[JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] -ALL: What? [GASPING] 2057 01:30:58,010 --> 01:31:00,212 ALL: ♪ Darling, we saw the new ♪ 2058 01:31:00,346 --> 01:31:03,616 ♪ Darling, we had the most Bad, it was good ♪ 2059 01:31:03,749 --> 01:31:05,318 - ♪ It's the biggest ♪ - ♪ He's a genius ♪ 2060 01:31:05,450 --> 01:31:07,420 ♪ Well, he can't, but he used to ♪ 2061 01:31:07,553 --> 01:31:08,287 ♪ It's the dumbest, she's a genius It's the... ♪ 2062 01:31:08,421 --> 01:31:09,388 FRANK: Hi, hi, hi. 2063 01:31:09,522 --> 01:31:11,090 I don't know if you remember me. 2064 01:31:11,223 --> 01:31:12,491 I'm Franklin Shepard, and this is Charley Kringas, 2065 01:31:12,625 --> 01:31:14,126 -who writes my lyrics. -Remember you? 2066 01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:15,761 You're the reason we're giving this bash, 2067 01:31:15,895 --> 01:31:17,563 according to our accountant, anyway. 2068 01:31:17,697 --> 01:31:19,098 [GRUNTS] Oh, God. 2069 01:31:19,231 --> 01:31:20,566 Sorry. 2070 01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:21,934 And this is Beth, my wife Beth. 2071 01:31:22,068 --> 01:31:23,402 -Do you write songs, too? -Oh, no. 2072 01:31:23,536 --> 01:31:26,138 Right now, I'm the family breadwinner. 2073 01:31:26,272 --> 01:31:28,441 You don't mind if I kidnap him, do you? 2074 01:31:31,844 --> 01:31:34,647 I have invited the richest and the most influential people 2075 01:31:34,780 --> 01:31:36,048 in this town tonight. 2076 01:31:36,182 --> 01:31:39,051 Not one of whom is as rich or influential 2077 01:31:39,185 --> 01:31:41,220 as you're going to be. 2078 01:31:41,354 --> 01:31:43,289 I call them "the Blob." 2079 01:31:43,422 --> 01:31:45,524 They absorb everything. 2080 01:31:45,658 --> 01:31:47,360 ♪ Meet the Blob ♪ 2081 01:31:47,493 --> 01:31:49,495 ♪ The bodies you read about ♪ 2082 01:31:49,628 --> 01:31:51,864 ♪ The ones who know everyone ♪ 2083 01:31:51,998 --> 01:31:53,332 ♪ That everyone knows ♪ 2084 01:31:53,466 --> 01:31:55,501 GROUP: ♪ Hi! Dreadful! ♪ 2085 01:31:55,634 --> 01:31:57,803 - ♪ Fabulous! ♪ -GUSSIE: ♪ Meet the Blob ♪ 2086 01:31:57,937 --> 01:32:00,172 - ♪ Not many and yet ♪ - GROUP: ♪ Oh, right ♪ 2087 01:32:00,306 --> 01:32:02,608 - ♪ You never see one ♪ - GROUP: ♪ What? No ♪ 2088 01:32:02,742 --> 01:32:04,176 - ♪ They come as a set ♪ - GROUP: ♪ Who, him? ♪ 2089 01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:05,644 GUSSIE: ♪ And we're in their debt ♪ 2090 01:32:05,778 --> 01:32:07,646 GROUP: ♪ But what do you think? ♪ 2091 01:32:07,780 --> 01:32:09,582 GUSSIE: ♪ 'Cause, honeybunch, They write the books ♪ 2092 01:32:09,715 --> 01:32:11,450 ♪ And put on the shows And run the saloons ♪ 2093 01:32:11,584 --> 01:32:13,686 - ♪ And design the clothes ♪ -[GRUNTS] 2094 01:32:13,819 --> 01:32:15,221 - ♪ They keep us natives on our toes ♪ -[MOANING] 2095 01:32:15,354 --> 01:32:17,790 GROUP: ♪ Albee, Warhol, Kurosawa ♪ 2096 01:32:17,923 --> 01:32:19,725 ♪ They read the books And go to the shows ♪ 2097 01:32:19,859 --> 01:32:21,961 ♪ And swamp the saloons Wearing all the clothes ♪ 2098 01:32:22,094 --> 01:32:23,796 ♪ What you might call a glut ♪ 2099 01:32:23,929 --> 01:32:25,965 ♪ But they're the most important people ♪ 2100 01:32:26,098 --> 01:32:27,400 ♪ In the most important city In the most important country ♪ 2101 01:32:27,533 --> 01:32:29,168 ♪ In the you-know-what ♪ 2102 01:32:29,301 --> 01:32:30,836 GROUP: ♪ Heavy! Miltown! ♪ 2103 01:32:30,970 --> 01:32:33,439 ♪ Gestalt ♪ 2104 01:32:33,572 --> 01:32:34,840 -[SONG ENDS] -GUSSIE: [CHUCKLES] Beth, 2105 01:32:34,974 --> 01:32:37,243 darling. You don't have any hooch. 2106 01:32:37,376 --> 01:32:38,677 Oh, oh! Oh! 2107 01:32:38,811 --> 01:32:41,380 Oh, I'm going to open my veins. 2108 01:32:41,515 --> 01:32:43,282 Oh, no, no, no, no. That's okay. 2109 01:32:43,416 --> 01:32:45,418 It better be, 'cause now I own it. 2110 01:32:45,551 --> 01:32:47,953 [STUTTERS] Joe, Joe, come quick. 2111 01:32:48,087 --> 01:32:50,423 We have a gigantic catastrophe. Oh, this is scandalous. 2112 01:32:50,556 --> 01:32:52,091 Joe? Joe? 2113 01:32:52,224 --> 01:32:56,530 Come and take this gorgeous person up to my closet, 2114 01:32:56,662 --> 01:32:58,764 and she is gonna choose some rag of mine. 2115 01:32:59,499 --> 01:33:00,699 Move! Joe, please. 2116 01:33:00,833 --> 01:33:02,435 I am paralyzed with shame. 2117 01:33:02,568 --> 01:33:04,070 Oh, did you talk to my wife? 2118 01:33:04,203 --> 01:33:06,506 We have something in mind maybe for Broadway. 2119 01:33:06,639 --> 01:33:08,441 GUSSIE: Joe, if you don't hurry, 2120 01:33:08,574 --> 01:33:10,510 I'm going to throw myself down the garbage disposal. 2121 01:33:10,643 --> 01:33:12,011 -Now move! -[JOE CHUCKLES] 2122 01:33:14,246 --> 01:33:16,382 Your new songs are just beautiful. 2123 01:33:16,516 --> 01:33:18,084 I've got some newer ones. 2124 01:33:18,217 --> 01:33:20,219 [LAUGHS] You're wonderful. 2125 01:33:20,352 --> 01:33:22,588 I just admire people like you so much. 2126 01:33:22,721 --> 01:33:25,357 You seem to know everyone and do everything. 2127 01:33:25,492 --> 01:33:27,359 Yes, I do. 2128 01:33:28,427 --> 01:33:30,930 One day, I just made myself up. 2129 01:33:31,964 --> 01:33:33,332 And now I never change. 2130 01:33:33,466 --> 01:33:36,602 Instead, I change the people around me. 2131 01:33:36,735 --> 01:33:37,670 -[FINGERS SNAP] -Scotty, 2132 01:33:37,803 --> 01:33:39,472 precious, 2133 01:33:39,605 --> 01:33:42,675 this is your new client, Franklin Shepard. 2134 01:33:42,808 --> 01:33:44,110 Well, I'll holler on you tomorrow. 2135 01:33:44,243 --> 01:33:46,178 Or you can yell on me. I'm in the book. 2136 01:33:46,312 --> 01:33:47,514 So am I. 2137 01:33:47,646 --> 01:33:48,848 See how much you two have in common? 2138 01:33:48,981 --> 01:33:50,517 -[SQUEALS, GIGGLES] -[LAUGHS] 2139 01:33:52,586 --> 01:33:54,019 I just found you an agent. 2140 01:33:57,591 --> 01:34:00,326 Joe gave me this greenhouse as a wedding present. 2141 01:34:00,459 --> 01:34:01,894 He has a tendency to worship me. 2142 01:34:02,027 --> 01:34:03,563 It's great. 2143 01:34:03,696 --> 01:34:06,265 If you like it, take it home. 2144 01:34:08,701 --> 01:34:11,303 I married Joe because he liked me 2145 01:34:11,437 --> 01:34:12,805 and I liked this life. 2146 01:34:14,406 --> 01:34:16,742 I married the one before him because, well, 2147 01:34:16,876 --> 01:34:18,477 I believed him when he said he could write. 2148 01:34:18,612 --> 01:34:21,447 -[CHUCKLES] -And the first one... 2149 01:34:21,581 --> 01:34:23,749 I don't really think first ones count. 2150 01:34:23,883 --> 01:34:25,184 Do you? 2151 01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:30,422 This greenhouse seems as out of place in New York as I do. 2152 01:34:31,591 --> 01:34:34,059 Only at first, darling. 2153 01:34:34,193 --> 01:34:37,463 Now I find it to be the best thing about this dump. 2154 01:34:38,964 --> 01:34:40,799 -How old are you? -Twenty-five. 2155 01:34:40,933 --> 01:34:42,636 Which doesn't bother me, 2156 01:34:42,768 --> 01:34:44,638 and then I think I'm a quarter of a century, and I panic. 2157 01:34:44,770 --> 01:34:46,972 There's so much I want to do, and I can't get started. 2158 01:34:47,106 --> 01:34:49,141 I can't even... [CHUCKLES] What? 2159 01:34:49,275 --> 01:34:50,976 Here's something I like to do 2160 01:34:51,110 --> 01:34:53,312 when I want to get to know someone very well, very fast. 2161 01:34:53,445 --> 01:34:55,214 It's a game. 2162 01:34:55,347 --> 01:34:57,551 I tell you something honest about me, 2163 01:34:57,683 --> 01:35:00,554 and you answer me right away with something honest about you. 2164 01:35:00,686 --> 01:35:03,022 I call it "Trading Hostages." 2165 01:35:03,155 --> 01:35:05,525 [CHUCKLES, MUTTERS NERVOUSLY] 2166 01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:07,826 I'm not very happy. 2167 01:35:08,827 --> 01:35:10,029 Go on. [CHUCKLES] 2168 01:35:11,631 --> 01:35:13,500 -I'm not very happy. -I'm very happy. 2169 01:35:14,133 --> 01:35:15,669 Huh. 2170 01:35:15,801 --> 01:35:18,070 I am inches away from the top. 2171 01:35:18,204 --> 01:35:19,872 I am miles away from the top. 2172 01:35:20,005 --> 01:35:21,974 Make that hundreds of thousands of miles away. 2173 01:35:22,107 --> 01:35:23,643 -Performing is my life. -Composing is my life. 2174 01:35:23,776 --> 01:35:25,044 Success is not happening fast enough. 2175 01:35:25,177 --> 01:35:26,378 Success is not happening at all. 2176 01:35:26,513 --> 01:35:28,314 I have been in five Broadway shows. 2177 01:35:28,447 --> 01:35:30,049 I have seen the second act of every one. 2178 01:35:30,182 --> 01:35:31,183 [LAUGHING] 2179 01:35:32,619 --> 01:35:34,521 Someone's cheating. 2180 01:35:35,655 --> 01:35:37,022 I've done five Broadway shows. 2181 01:35:37,156 --> 01:35:38,625 Me, I can't get started. I can't even... 2182 01:35:38,757 --> 01:35:40,392 -My first love is singing. -My first love is music. 2183 01:35:40,527 --> 01:35:41,961 -My second love is acting. -My second love is music. 2184 01:35:42,094 --> 01:35:42,861 I think it's fate that brought us together! 2185 01:35:42,995 --> 01:35:43,963 I... 2186 01:35:46,999 --> 01:35:48,568 Anyhoo. [CHUCKLES] 2187 01:35:50,537 --> 01:35:52,771 I did all those Broadway shows. 2188 01:35:52,905 --> 01:35:55,107 Most of which didn't last as long as this conversation. 2189 01:35:57,910 --> 01:36:00,312 And Joe... 2190 01:36:00,446 --> 01:36:04,618 Joe has just optioned a vehicle that could change my life. 2191 01:36:04,750 --> 01:36:06,952 And yours. 2192 01:36:07,086 --> 01:36:11,257 We both want you and your partner to do the score! 2193 01:36:13,660 --> 01:36:15,761 Do I see disappointment on that sweet face? 2194 01:36:15,894 --> 01:36:17,463 We were hoping that he wanted to do Take a Left, 2195 01:36:17,597 --> 01:36:19,064 the show that Charley and I auditioned for him. 2196 01:36:19,198 --> 01:36:21,367 Oh, no, darling, not at all. 2197 01:36:21,501 --> 01:36:23,235 It's just we've been working on it for three years. 2198 01:36:23,369 --> 01:36:25,271 Well, you can do this one much faster. 2199 01:36:25,404 --> 01:36:27,741 But he wants me to make sure you understand, 2200 01:36:27,873 --> 01:36:29,775 we want it fast, loud and funny. 2201 01:36:29,908 --> 01:36:32,411 I need a hit. What do you say? 2202 01:36:32,545 --> 01:36:34,780 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, GROWING UP (REPRISE) ] 2203 01:36:34,913 --> 01:36:38,250 ♪ Life is knowing what you want ♪ 2204 01:36:38,384 --> 01:36:39,952 ♪ Darling ♪ 2205 01:36:40,085 --> 01:36:43,289 ♪ That's the thing you have to ♪ 2206 01:36:44,724 --> 01:36:46,191 ♪ Know ♪ 2207 01:36:46,325 --> 01:36:49,461 ♪ You'll get everything you want ♪ 2208 01:36:49,596 --> 01:36:51,196 ♪ Darling ♪ 2209 01:36:51,330 --> 01:36:55,167 ♪ Have a little patience ♪ 2210 01:36:56,636 --> 01:37:00,540 ♪ Climbing mountains can be slow ♪ 2211 01:37:00,674 --> 01:37:02,141 ♪ Darling ♪ 2212 01:37:02,274 --> 01:37:05,344 ♪ Take it easy as you ♪ 2213 01:37:05,477 --> 01:37:07,614 ♪ Climb ♪ 2214 01:37:07,747 --> 01:37:10,182 ♪ I'd say you're a winner ♪ 2215 01:37:10,316 --> 01:37:12,918 ♪ Also a beginner ♪ 2216 01:37:13,052 --> 01:37:16,088 ♪ One step at a time ♪ 2217 01:37:20,092 --> 01:37:22,127 ♪ Growing up ♪ 2218 01:37:22,261 --> 01:37:25,665 ♪ It's what they call growing up ♪ 2219 01:37:25,799 --> 01:37:29,168 ♪ It's when we're all starting out ♪ 2220 01:37:29,301 --> 01:37:34,173 ♪ And starting to sway ♪ 2221 01:37:34,306 --> 01:37:36,141 ♪ Growing up ♪ 2222 01:37:36,275 --> 01:37:40,045 ♪ You hate the delay ♪ 2223 01:37:40,179 --> 01:37:43,315 ♪ But after today ♪ 2224 01:37:43,449 --> 01:37:47,754 ♪ You'll be on your way ♪ 2225 01:37:47,886 --> 01:37:52,024 ♪ So what do you say? ♪ 2226 01:37:53,359 --> 01:37:54,661 Hmm? 2227 01:37:56,563 --> 01:37:57,996 Okay. 2228 01:37:58,130 --> 01:38:00,533 [LAUGHING EXCITEDLY] 2229 01:38:00,667 --> 01:38:02,101 Now... Now, this is not a show about subtle. 2230 01:38:02,234 --> 01:38:03,536 It's not big on depth. 2231 01:38:03,670 --> 01:38:05,739 It's flash, bam, curtain. It's fun! 2232 01:38:05,871 --> 01:38:06,840 It's opulent! 2233 01:38:06,972 --> 01:38:08,575 It's Broadway. 2234 01:38:08,708 --> 01:38:10,175 [LAUGHS] God. 2235 01:38:10,309 --> 01:38:11,644 Okay. 2236 01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:16,281 Oh, what was that? 2237 01:38:16,415 --> 01:38:18,150 -A second thought. -Oh, no, no. 2238 01:38:18,283 --> 01:38:20,520 That's something I do when I want to hold on to a moment. 2239 01:38:20,653 --> 01:38:23,255 I close my eyes very tight and I swallow, 2240 01:38:23,389 --> 01:38:25,492 like I take a picture that I can treasure. 2241 01:38:27,459 --> 01:38:28,762 You're a treasure. 2242 01:38:28,894 --> 01:38:31,096 -[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] -[LIVELY CHATTER] 2243 01:38:35,067 --> 01:38:36,703 -[DISCORDANT PIANO NOTES] -[MUSIC AND CHATTER STOP] 2244 01:38:36,836 --> 01:38:39,004 Now, I want everyone who hasn't drunk, smoke 2245 01:38:39,138 --> 01:38:40,607 or gorged themselves too much 2246 01:38:40,740 --> 01:38:42,441 to hurry over here. Chop-chop! 2247 01:38:42,575 --> 01:38:43,976 Ah, Frank, look at this! 2248 01:38:44,109 --> 01:38:45,911 Oh, honey, it's beautiful! 2249 01:38:46,044 --> 01:38:47,881 Mary, where have you been? 2250 01:38:48,013 --> 01:38:49,982 I had to borrow a dress from the guy upstairs. 2251 01:38:50,517 --> 01:38:53,051 Oh, darling! 2252 01:38:53,185 --> 01:38:54,453 It looks wonderful on you. Keep it. 2253 01:38:54,587 --> 01:38:55,954 I'm too fat for it anyway. 2254 01:38:56,088 --> 01:38:58,157 Oh, uh, Gussie, this is our friend, Mary Flynn. 2255 01:38:58,290 --> 01:38:59,958 Mary's a copy editor, 2256 01:39:00,092 --> 01:39:01,661 but she's gonna have her own book published very soon. 2257 01:39:01,795 --> 01:39:02,961 MARY: Sorry I'm late. 2258 01:39:03,095 --> 01:39:04,798 [CHUCKLES] So glad you didn't wait. 2259 01:39:04,930 --> 01:39:06,265 Mary, Charley and Frank 2260 01:39:06,398 --> 01:39:07,734 are these totally inseparable friends. 2261 01:39:07,867 --> 01:39:09,001 Well, I have to separate for a minute. 2262 01:39:09,134 --> 01:39:10,804 -I got to go find Charley. -Oh, no. 2263 01:39:11,937 --> 01:39:13,005 I've got plans for you. 2264 01:39:13,907 --> 01:39:15,974 Mary Flynn, 2265 01:39:16,108 --> 01:39:18,578 would you be as sweet as you look and go get Charley? 2266 01:39:18,711 --> 01:39:20,647 Oh, thank you this much. 2267 01:39:20,780 --> 01:39:22,047 Come, come, come. 2268 01:39:22,948 --> 01:39:24,116 [HISSING] 2269 01:39:26,586 --> 01:39:28,555 Your husband is the most 2270 01:39:28,688 --> 01:39:30,389 talented composer I've ever heard. 2271 01:39:30,523 --> 01:39:32,124 -Oh. -[BOTH LAUGH] 2272 01:39:32,257 --> 01:39:34,426 I hope it's all right that I am just crazy about him. 2273 01:39:36,462 --> 01:39:38,063 I hope it's all right, too. 2274 01:39:38,197 --> 01:39:39,398 All right. 2275 01:39:39,532 --> 01:39:41,733 All right! Quiet now! 2276 01:39:41,867 --> 01:39:45,002 Listen now, please, because... 2277 01:39:45,604 --> 01:39:47,138 one day, 2278 01:39:47,271 --> 01:39:50,374 you are all going to be able to say, 2279 01:39:50,509 --> 01:39:53,344 "I was there when." 2280 01:39:53,478 --> 01:39:54,680 TYLER: Oh, my God. 2281 01:39:54,813 --> 01:39:56,515 I have next to me 2282 01:39:56,648 --> 01:40:00,451 the most exciting composer ever, ever, ever. 2283 01:40:00,586 --> 01:40:03,387 [GIGGLES] And he is going to play a song he's written. 2284 01:40:03,522 --> 01:40:04,989 [CLICKS TONGUE] And when he finishes, 2285 01:40:05,122 --> 01:40:08,961 you are all going to want to swallow poison, 2286 01:40:09,093 --> 01:40:10,963 because there will be nothing more to live for. 2287 01:40:11,095 --> 01:40:12,664 [LAUGHTER] 2288 01:40:12,798 --> 01:40:15,433 So, so, find a place to park it. 2289 01:40:15,567 --> 01:40:17,536 Fermez all those bouches. 2290 01:40:17,669 --> 01:40:22,373 And I am now honored to present 2291 01:40:22,508 --> 01:40:24,676 Franklin Shepard and Charles... 2292 01:40:26,578 --> 01:40:27,946 Some funny little name. 2293 01:40:28,079 --> 01:40:30,214 Anyway, this song is from a little show 2294 01:40:30,348 --> 01:40:32,016 that they want to do 2295 01:40:32,149 --> 01:40:35,888 that we hope will be in a big show that we want to do! 2296 01:40:36,020 --> 01:40:37,288 [APPLAUSE, EXCITED CHATTER] 2297 01:40:37,421 --> 01:40:38,690 Wait. What, Frank? A big show? 2298 01:40:38,824 --> 01:40:40,224 -What is she talking about? -Later. 2299 01:40:40,358 --> 01:40:42,026 Sing. 2300 01:40:42,159 --> 01:40:43,629 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING, GOOD THING GOING ] 2301 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:50,201 [CLEARS THROAT] 2302 01:40:50,334 --> 01:40:56,340 ♪ It started out like a song ♪ 2303 01:40:56,474 --> 01:41:00,044 ♪ We started quiet and slow ♪ 2304 01:41:00,177 --> 01:41:02,380 ♪ With no surprise ♪ 2305 01:41:02,514 --> 01:41:05,884 ♪ And then one morning I woke ♪ 2306 01:41:06,018 --> 01:41:08,352 ♪ To realize ♪ 2307 01:41:08,486 --> 01:41:11,790 ♪ We had a good thing going ♪ 2308 01:41:12,591 --> 01:41:14,760 MARY: Psst! 2309 01:41:14,893 --> 01:41:15,961 -[MOUTHING] Take off the... - CHARLEY: ♪ It's not that ♪ 2310 01:41:16,093 --> 01:41:17,529 ♪ Nothing went wrong ♪ 2311 01:41:20,131 --> 01:41:24,235 ♪ Some angry moments, of course ♪ 2312 01:41:24,368 --> 01:41:26,437 ♪ But just a few ♪ 2313 01:41:26,572 --> 01:41:30,074 ♪ And only moments, no more ♪ 2314 01:41:30,207 --> 01:41:32,243 ♪ Because we knew ♪ 2315 01:41:32,376 --> 01:41:36,582 ♪ We had this good thing going ♪ 2316 01:41:38,249 --> 01:41:40,953 ♪ And if I wanted too much ♪ 2317 01:41:41,085 --> 01:41:44,388 ♪ Was that such a mistake ♪ 2318 01:41:45,323 --> 01:41:47,759 ♪ At the time? ♪ 2319 01:41:49,595 --> 01:41:52,396 ♪ You never wanted enough ♪ 2320 01:41:52,531 --> 01:41:53,832 ♪ All right, tough ♪ 2321 01:41:53,966 --> 01:41:59,638 ♪ I don't make that a crime ♪ 2322 01:41:59,771 --> 01:42:01,773 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES] 2323 01:42:11,415 --> 01:42:17,623 ♪ And while it's going along ♪ 2324 01:42:17,756 --> 01:42:23,729 ♪ You take for granted Some love will wear away ♪ 2325 01:42:23,862 --> 01:42:27,499 ♪ We took for granted a lot ♪ 2326 01:42:27,633 --> 01:42:29,801 ♪ And still I say ♪ 2327 01:42:29,935 --> 01:42:34,773 ♪ It could have kept on growing ♪ 2328 01:42:35,774 --> 01:42:41,613 ♪ Instead of just kept on ♪ 2329 01:42:41,747 --> 01:42:46,585 ♪ We had a good thing going ♪ 2330 01:42:47,786 --> 01:42:49,955 ♪ Going ♪ 2331 01:42:50,989 --> 01:42:54,626 ♪ Gone ♪ 2332 01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:03,702 [SONG ENDS] 2333 01:43:03,835 --> 01:43:06,203 [APPLAUSE, EXCITED CHATTER] 2334 01:43:06,337 --> 01:43:07,405 GUSSIE: Just wait. Wait, wait, wait. 2335 01:43:07,539 --> 01:43:08,707 CHARLEY: One time? 2336 01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:10,008 [EXCITED CHATTER CONTINUES] 2337 01:43:10,142 --> 01:43:12,577 We want to hear it again. 2338 01:43:12,711 --> 01:43:14,378 Tell them, wouldn't you all just like 2339 01:43:14,513 --> 01:43:16,380 to live your entire lives to that music? 2340 01:43:16,515 --> 01:43:18,182 -Yes. -Down. 2341 01:43:18,315 --> 01:43:19,518 Everybody, down, down, down. 2342 01:43:19,651 --> 01:43:21,485 They're going to do it again. 2343 01:43:21,620 --> 01:43:23,121 One more time! 2344 01:43:23,254 --> 01:43:25,023 No. Frank, say no. 2345 01:43:25,157 --> 01:43:26,124 -Yeah, Charley's right. -BETH: They loved it. 2346 01:43:26,257 --> 01:43:27,458 They thought we were great. 2347 01:43:27,592 --> 01:43:28,560 And do you know what true greatness is? 2348 01:43:28,694 --> 01:43:29,661 It's knowing when to get off. 2349 01:43:29,795 --> 01:43:31,697 I'll sing with you. Come on. 2350 01:43:31,830 --> 01:43:33,832 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING, THE BLOB - PART 2 ] 2351 01:43:37,435 --> 01:43:39,738 [OFFBEAT CLAPPING] 2352 01:43:39,871 --> 01:43:42,641 CHARLEY AND FRANK: ♪ It started out like a song ♪ 2353 01:43:42,774 --> 01:43:45,143 [CHIMES IN] ♪ Song ♪ 2354 01:43:45,276 --> 01:43:48,580 ♪ We started quiet and slow ♪ 2355 01:43:48,714 --> 01:43:50,916 ♪ With no surprise ♪ 2356 01:43:51,049 --> 01:43:52,918 ♪ And then one morning ♪ 2357 01:43:53,051 --> 01:43:55,453 ♪ I woke to realize ♪ 2358 01:43:55,587 --> 01:43:58,123 DORY: ♪ I said, "Joe, this show ♪ 2359 01:43:58,255 --> 01:43:58,857 - ♪ "Will be a watershed" ♪ - ♪ We had a good thing going ♪ 2360 01:43:58,990 --> 01:44:00,125 [SHUSHING] 2361 01:44:00,257 --> 01:44:01,893 JEROME: Can you pass me the wine? 2362 01:44:02,027 --> 01:44:06,631 ♪ It's not that nothing went wrong ♪ 2363 01:44:06,765 --> 01:44:09,134 - ♪ Some angry moments... ♪ - ♪ Did you hear ♪ 2364 01:44:09,266 --> 01:44:10,769 - TYLER: ♪ No kidding ♪ - ♪ You're not serious ♪ 2365 01:44:10,902 --> 01:44:13,138 -[LAUGHTER] -[SHUSHING] 2366 01:44:13,270 --> 01:44:15,073 - ♪ And only moments no more... ♪ -[JOE VOCALIZING] 2367 01:44:15,207 --> 01:44:17,542 DORY: ♪ It's a clear case of Tammany politics ♪ 2368 01:44:17,676 --> 01:44:19,611 GROUP: ♪ We were stuck in the tunnel till half past six ♪ 2369 01:44:19,745 --> 01:44:22,080 ♪ It's a show that'll murder 'em in the sticks ♪ 2370 01:44:22,214 --> 01:44:23,849 - ♪ Did you read? ♪ -[CHARLEY AND FRANK CONTINUE SINGING] 2371 01:44:23,982 --> 01:44:25,851 ♪ It'll never, they just don't mix ♪ 2372 01:44:25,984 --> 01:44:27,786 WOMEN: ♪ What we need ♪ GROUP: ♪ Did you ever ♪ 2373 01:44:27,919 --> 01:44:29,688 -[FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] -GROUP: ♪ Till half past six ♪ 2374 01:44:29,821 --> 01:44:31,623 ♪ It's a clear case of Tammany politics ♪ 2375 01:44:31,757 --> 01:44:33,457 ♪ Did you read, it'll never They just don't mix ♪ 2376 01:44:33,592 --> 01:44:35,127 ♪ What we need, did you ever, till half... ♪ 2377 01:44:35,259 --> 01:44:36,293 CHARLEY AND FRANK: ♪ Wanted enough ♪ 2378 01:44:36,427 --> 01:44:37,696 ♪ All right, tough ♪ 2379 01:44:37,829 --> 01:44:42,634 ♪ I don't make that a crime ♪ 2380 01:44:42,768 --> 01:44:44,770 -[LAUGHING WILDLY] -[FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2381 01:44:44,903 --> 01:44:46,938 CHORUS: ♪ Darling ♪ GROUP: ♪ We saw the new ♪ 2382 01:44:47,072 --> 01:44:48,774 CHORUS: ♪ Darling ♪ GROUP: ♪ We had the most ♪ 2383 01:44:48,907 --> 01:44:50,809 ♪ Did you read, it'll never ♪ 2384 01:44:50,942 --> 01:44:52,077 ♪ They just don't mix What we need, did you ever ♪ 2385 01:44:52,210 --> 01:44:54,478 ♪ Till half past six ♪ 2386 01:44:54,613 --> 01:44:56,480 - ♪ It's a show that'll murder 'em ♪ -[IMPERCEPTIBLE] 2387 01:44:56,615 --> 01:44:58,282 - ♪ In the sticks ♪ -[OVERLAPPING SINGING] 2388 01:44:58,415 --> 01:45:00,085 ♪ It's a clear case of Tammany politics ♪ 2389 01:45:00,218 --> 01:45:02,187 ♪ It's the greatest, it's the single ♪ 2390 01:45:02,319 --> 01:45:04,455 ♪ It's the only, it's the perfect It's the one ♪ 2391 01:45:04,589 --> 01:45:06,357 ♪ It's the real, it's the true It's the final, it's the... ♪ 2392 01:45:06,491 --> 01:45:07,324 -[WILD CHATTER, WHOOPING] -[ FIFTH TRANSITION PLAYING] 2393 01:45:07,458 --> 01:45:09,460 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 2394 01:45:12,429 --> 01:45:15,100 CHORUS: ♪ Traveling's the fun ♪ 2395 01:45:15,233 --> 01:45:18,003 ♪ Flashing by the countryside ♪ 2396 01:45:18,136 --> 01:45:21,338 ♪ Merrily we roll along, roll along ♪ 2397 01:45:21,472 --> 01:45:24,475 ♪ Catching at dreams ♪ 2398 01:45:24,609 --> 01:45:26,978 ♪ Yesterday is done ♪ 2399 01:45:27,112 --> 01:45:30,248 ♪ See the pretty countryside ♪ 2400 01:45:30,381 --> 01:45:32,818 ♪ Everybody merrily, merrily ♪ 2401 01:45:32,951 --> 01:45:34,418 ♪ 1961 ♪ 2402 01:45:34,553 --> 01:45:36,087 CHORUS: ♪ Some roads are easy ♪ 2403 01:45:36,221 --> 01:45:37,923 ♪ Some roads are breezy ♪ 2404 01:45:38,056 --> 01:45:41,193 ♪ Some roads, the ride gets out of control ♪ 2405 01:45:41,325 --> 01:45:44,496 ♪ Grinds to a halt and ends in a hole ♪ 2406 01:45:44,629 --> 01:45:47,499 ♪ Some roads you stall Before you can roll ♪ 2407 01:45:47,632 --> 01:45:48,967 ♪ 1960 ♪ 2408 01:45:49,100 --> 01:45:50,836 ♪ It's 1960 ♪ 2409 01:45:50,969 --> 01:45:54,639 ♪ And, gosh, what a swell year it's been ♪ 2410 01:45:54,773 --> 01:45:56,274 CHARLEY, FRANK AND BETH: ♪ So many blessings ♪ 2411 01:45:56,407 --> 01:45:57,976 ♪ Such wonders it has brought ♪ 2412 01:45:58,109 --> 01:46:01,378 ♪ You hardly know where to begin ♪ 2413 01:46:01,513 --> 01:46:03,081 ♪ There's Xerox and lasers ♪ 2414 01:46:03,215 --> 01:46:04,983 ♪ The twist and the pill ♪ 2415 01:46:05,116 --> 01:46:06,483 - ♪ A city in Brazil ♪ -[RHYTHMIC SHAKING] 2416 01:46:06,618 --> 01:46:08,153 ♪ That no one wants to fill ♪ 2417 01:46:08,286 --> 01:46:09,821 ♪ Khrushchev stopped screaming ♪ 2418 01:46:09,955 --> 01:46:11,556 ♪ And Librium came in ♪ 2419 01:46:11,690 --> 01:46:13,390 ♪ And Nixon didn't win ♪ 2420 01:46:13,525 --> 01:46:15,093 [MOCK SOBBING] 2421 01:46:15,227 --> 01:46:18,496 ♪ Goodbye, then, to Ike and the brass ♪ 2422 01:46:18,630 --> 01:46:22,033 ♪ To years that were cozy but crass ♪ 2423 01:46:22,167 --> 01:46:23,602 ♪ It's true, Ike was icky ♪ 2424 01:46:23,735 --> 01:46:25,570 ♪ But better him than Dicky ♪ 2425 01:46:25,704 --> 01:46:28,540 ♪ Now meet the first First Family with class ♪ 2426 01:46:28,673 --> 01:46:29,975 ♪ En masse ♪ 2427 01:46:30,108 --> 01:46:31,176 -Ow! -Sorry. 2428 01:46:31,309 --> 01:46:34,646 [LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING] 2429 01:46:34,779 --> 01:46:36,648 [WOMAN LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 2430 01:46:43,154 --> 01:46:44,189 - ♪ There's Bobby ♪ - ♪ And Jackie ♪ 2431 01:46:44,322 --> 01:46:45,857 ♪ And Jack ♪ 2432 01:46:45,991 --> 01:46:47,726 ♪ And myriads more in the back ♪ 2433 01:46:47,859 --> 01:46:49,761 ♪ There's Ethel and Teddy and Pat alone ♪ 2434 01:46:49,895 --> 01:46:51,696 CHARLEY: ♪ Plus Eunice ♪ BETH: ♪ And Peter ♪ 2435 01:46:51,830 --> 01:46:54,032 - ♪ And Jean ♪ - ♪ And Joan ♪ 2436 01:46:54,165 --> 01:46:55,901 - ♪ And what's-his-name ♪ - ♪ Stephen ♪ 2437 01:46:56,034 --> 01:46:58,169 ♪ And hold the phone The one in the Army ♪ 2438 01:46:58,303 --> 01:47:00,205 - ♪ One in the Army? ♪ - ♪ Captain? Major? ♪ 2439 01:47:00,338 --> 01:47:01,573 - ♪ Sargent ♪ - ♪ That's it ♪ 2440 01:47:01,706 --> 01:47:03,375 ♪ So many cards in the pack ♪ 2441 01:47:03,508 --> 01:47:05,377 ♪ You want to know how to keep track ♪ 2442 01:47:05,510 --> 01:47:07,379 ♪ Well, one is good-looking and young and rich ♪ 2443 01:47:07,512 --> 01:47:08,747 ♪ While one is good-looking and young and rich ♪ 2444 01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:09,948 ♪ The rest are good-looking ♪ 2445 01:47:10,081 --> 01:47:11,716 ♪ And young and rich ♪ 2446 01:47:11,850 --> 01:47:13,385 ♪ There isn't a lot that they lack ♪ 2447 01:47:13,518 --> 01:47:15,220 ♪ Not Bobby and Jackie and Jack ♪ 2448 01:47:15,353 --> 01:47:17,155 ♪ And Ethel and Ted and Eunice and Pat ♪ 2449 01:47:17,289 --> 01:47:19,124 ♪ And Joan and Steve and Peter and Jean and Sarge ♪ 2450 01:47:19,257 --> 01:47:20,158 ♪ There's probably dozens of others at large ♪ 2451 01:47:20,292 --> 01:47:21,326 ♪ God knows ♪ 2452 01:47:22,527 --> 01:47:25,664 29, 32, 54! Hut, hut, hut! 2453 01:47:25,797 --> 01:47:28,266 Bobby, go long! 2454 01:47:28,400 --> 01:47:31,636 Hey. Hi. Nice to have you there. 2455 01:47:31,770 --> 01:47:36,408 ♪ We're bringing back style to the White House ♪ 2456 01:47:36,541 --> 01:47:40,145 ♪ I'm painting it beige for a start ♪ 2457 01:47:40,278 --> 01:47:43,815 ♪ We're making it into A cultural lighthouse ♪ 2458 01:47:43,949 --> 01:47:45,717 - ♪ For glamour ♪ - ♪ And beauty ♪ 2459 01:47:45,850 --> 01:47:47,619 ♪ And art ♪ 2460 01:47:47,752 --> 01:47:52,991 ♪ Evenings of the Budapest Playing Vivaldi ♪ 2461 01:47:53,124 --> 01:47:56,795 ♪ And Munch doing bits of Ravel ♪ 2462 01:47:56,928 --> 01:48:00,265 - ♪ I'll get Leontyne Price to sing her ♪ -[MOUTHING] 2463 01:48:00,398 --> 01:48:04,836 ♪ Medley from "Meistersinger" ♪ 2464 01:48:04,970 --> 01:48:07,605 ♪ And Margot Fonteyn to dance "Giselle" ♪ 2465 01:48:07,739 --> 01:48:09,274 ♪ Together? ♪ 2466 01:48:09,407 --> 01:48:11,810 ♪ Won't it be perfectly swell? ♪ 2467 01:48:13,979 --> 01:48:15,814 ♪ We'll have Bernstein play next ♪ 2468 01:48:15,947 --> 01:48:18,049 ♪ On The Bechstein piano ♪ 2469 01:48:18,183 --> 01:48:20,819 ♪ And Auden read poems and stuff ♪ 2470 01:48:20,952 --> 01:48:22,153 This is for you. 2471 01:48:22,287 --> 01:48:26,324 ♪ And Galina Vishnevskaya ♪ 2472 01:48:26,458 --> 01:48:27,726 FRANK AND CHARLEY: Gesundheit. 2473 01:48:27,859 --> 01:48:30,128 ♪ The Russian soprano ♪ 2474 01:48:30,261 --> 01:48:32,497 ♪ Just pronouncing her name ♪ 2475 01:48:32,630 --> 01:48:36,034 ♪ Is refreshing enough ♪ 2476 01:48:36,167 --> 01:48:37,435 [HOLDING HIGH NOTE] 2477 01:48:37,569 --> 01:48:39,671 [GLASS SHATTERING] 2478 01:48:39,804 --> 01:48:44,209 ♪ We're bringing back style To the White House ♪ 2479 01:48:44,342 --> 01:48:48,146 ♪ With casual culture the rule ♪ 2480 01:48:48,279 --> 01:48:49,814 ♪ Let's have Tebaldi ♪ 2481 01:48:49,948 --> 01:48:51,850 ♪ She makes a guy feel good ♪ 2482 01:48:51,983 --> 01:48:53,485 - ♪ And Oleg Cassini ♪ -[FRANK AND CHARLIE GASP] 2483 01:48:53,618 --> 01:48:55,286 ♪ Well, I think he's real good ♪ 2484 01:48:55,420 --> 01:48:57,489 ♪ And how about Heifetz ♪ 2485 01:48:57,622 --> 01:48:59,891 - ♪ And Callas ♪ - ♪ And Gielgud ♪ 2486 01:49:00,025 --> 01:49:03,661 ♪ And later, when everything's cool ♪ 2487 01:49:03,795 --> 01:49:06,064 ♪ We'll push them all into the pool ♪ 2488 01:49:06,197 --> 01:49:07,699 -Last one. So sorry, sir. Thank you. -[WHISTLE BLOWING] 2489 01:49:07,832 --> 01:49:08,767 Oh! 2490 01:49:08,900 --> 01:49:09,868 [GRUNTING] 2491 01:49:10,001 --> 01:49:11,703 [FRANK AND CHARLEY YELL] 2492 01:49:11,836 --> 01:49:13,405 Okay, Bobby, I'll make you attorney general. 2493 01:49:13,538 --> 01:49:14,939 Just get off my back. 2494 01:49:18,476 --> 01:49:19,744 - ♪ With Bobby ♪ - ♪ And Jackie ♪ 2495 01:49:19,878 --> 01:49:21,514 ♪ And Jack ♪ 2496 01:49:21,646 --> 01:49:23,448 ♪ The White House is under attack ♪ 2497 01:49:23,615 --> 01:49:26,284 ♪ Eight years is the limit But eight will do ♪ 2498 01:49:26,418 --> 01:49:27,452 - ♪ By then, there'll be Bobby ♪ - ♪ And Teddy, too ♪ 2499 01:49:27,585 --> 01:49:28,453 ♪ Or Peter or Stephen ♪ 2500 01:49:28,586 --> 01:49:30,021 ♪ Or even you ♪ 2501 01:49:30,155 --> 01:49:31,756 Oh. 2502 01:49:31,890 --> 01:49:33,725 ♪ And then there's the Colonel ♪ 2503 01:49:33,858 --> 01:49:35,693 - ♪ Colonel? ♪ - ♪ Major? ♪ 2504 01:49:35,827 --> 01:49:37,695 - ♪ Major? ♪ - ♪ You know ♪ 2505 01:49:37,829 --> 01:49:39,030 - ♪ Sargent ♪ - ♪ Yes ♪ 2506 01:49:39,164 --> 01:49:40,732 ♪ Dozens to pick up the slack ♪ 2507 01:49:40,865 --> 01:49:42,535 ♪ If anything goes out of whack ♪ 2508 01:49:42,667 --> 01:49:44,569 ♪ And someday elections will be unknown ♪ 2509 01:49:44,702 --> 01:49:46,671 ♪ 'Cause each of our kids Will ascend the throne ♪ 2510 01:49:46,805 --> 01:49:48,006 ♪ And their kids have more kids with kids of their own ♪ 2511 01:49:48,139 --> 01:49:49,941 ♪ It's sort of a family knack ♪ 2512 01:49:50,075 --> 01:49:51,709 ♪ Till most of the nation's made up of relations ♪ 2513 01:49:51,843 --> 01:49:53,745 ♪ Of Bobby and Jackie and Jack ♪ 2514 01:49:53,878 --> 01:49:55,413 ♪ And Ethel and Ted and Eunice and Pat and Joan ♪ 2515 01:49:55,548 --> 01:49:57,449 ♪ And Steve and Peter and Jean ♪ 2516 01:49:57,582 --> 01:49:59,250 ♪ And Sarge and Joe and Rose and rows and rows ♪ 2517 01:49:59,384 --> 01:50:00,585 ♪ And rows and rows and rows and rows ♪ 2518 01:50:00,718 --> 01:50:01,119 ♪ The decade is starting anew ♪ 2519 01:50:04,722 --> 01:50:06,291 ♪ And maybe the country is, too ♪ 2520 01:50:06,424 --> 01:50:08,393 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2521 01:50:11,129 --> 01:50:13,164 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 2522 01:50:13,298 --> 01:50:14,766 Thank you. 2523 01:50:14,899 --> 01:50:16,601 The entire cast of our revue, Frankly Frank, 2524 01:50:16,734 --> 01:50:18,903 now in its fifth successful, not quite record-breaking month, 2525 01:50:19,037 --> 01:50:20,839 would like to thank you all for coming to the Downtown Club, 2526 01:50:20,972 --> 01:50:22,474 where we do two shows here every night 2527 01:50:22,607 --> 01:50:25,143 -with the exception of tonight. -[WHISTLE BLOWING] 2528 01:50:25,276 --> 01:50:26,277 [CHUCKLES] Cut that out. 2529 01:50:27,245 --> 01:50:28,480 [HORN SQUEAKING] 2530 01:50:30,315 --> 01:50:31,517 Anyway, please come back and bring a friend, 2531 01:50:31,649 --> 01:50:33,151 or come back and make a friend, 2532 01:50:33,284 --> 01:50:34,419 or just come back and be a friend. Thank you. 2533 01:50:34,553 --> 01:50:35,687 TYLER: Excuse me. Um, hey. 2534 01:50:35,820 --> 01:50:37,088 Excuse me, but I got really excited 2535 01:50:37,222 --> 01:50:38,456 when I saw your name 2536 01:50:38,591 --> 01:50:40,258 on the reservation list, Mr. Josephson. 2537 01:50:40,391 --> 01:50:42,127 Uh, me, I'm just a waiter here. 2538 01:50:42,260 --> 01:50:43,628 Well, actually, I'm holding down 2539 01:50:43,761 --> 01:50:45,964 three different jobs at the moment, 2540 01:50:46,097 --> 01:50:48,333 but only until I can get my invention launched. 2541 01:50:49,701 --> 01:50:53,138 Uh, you see, I have invented a brand-new machine 2542 01:50:53,271 --> 01:50:55,773 that can answer your telephone when you're not at home. 2543 01:50:56,542 --> 01:50:58,009 Or even if you are. 2544 01:50:58,143 --> 01:50:59,777 -[OTHERS CHUCKLING] -But I just somehow cannot 2545 01:50:59,911 --> 01:51:01,679 -get all the investors... -JOE: Yeah. Hey, kid, kid! 2546 01:51:01,813 --> 01:51:05,350 They have answering services with operators already 2547 01:51:05,483 --> 01:51:07,986 that, guess what, do exactly for people 2548 01:51:08,119 --> 01:51:10,855 what you want this verkakte machine here to do. 2549 01:51:10,989 --> 01:51:16,394 Mr. Josephson, for only $4,000, I will right now sign a contract 2550 01:51:16,529 --> 01:51:19,230 giving you 50% of the return. 2551 01:51:19,364 --> 01:51:20,865 Whoa, whoa. 2552 01:51:20,999 --> 01:51:24,802 I live in a penthouse, kid, not in an asylum. 2553 01:51:24,936 --> 01:51:26,572 Now, I will, however, I will invest 2554 01:51:26,704 --> 01:51:31,042 my last red cent if you can come up with a sound idea, 2555 01:51:31,176 --> 01:51:35,413 something like this new Smell-O-Vision movie process. 2556 01:51:35,548 --> 01:51:37,348 I... I... 2557 01:51:37,482 --> 01:51:40,553 When the hell am I gonna meet a waiter who's just a waiter? 2558 01:51:40,685 --> 01:51:43,121 Mr. and Mrs. Spencer, hi. I... I'm Mary Flynn. 2559 01:51:43,254 --> 01:51:46,457 Frank and Beth will be out in less than a minute. [CHUCKLES] 2560 01:51:46,592 --> 01:51:50,529 So, uh, I bet you two are excited about the wedding. 2561 01:51:50,663 --> 01:51:53,464 "Excited" is not the word. 2562 01:51:53,599 --> 01:51:56,669 You cannot imagine how important Frank is gonna be someday. 2563 01:51:56,801 --> 01:51:58,571 No, we can't. 2564 01:51:59,938 --> 01:52:02,840 Are you in the show business, too? 2565 01:52:02,974 --> 01:52:04,375 Oh, no. I'm just a fan. 2566 01:52:04,510 --> 01:52:07,011 But I have never heard music like Frank's. 2567 01:52:07,145 --> 01:52:08,313 Us neither. 2568 01:52:09,615 --> 01:52:11,916 [BOTH LAUGHING] 2569 01:52:13,051 --> 01:52:14,886 I work for Look magazine... 2570 01:52:15,019 --> 01:52:17,722 See, now there is a steady, secure job. 2571 01:52:18,489 --> 01:52:19,924 I hate it. 2572 01:52:20,058 --> 01:52:23,861 Well, maybe that's why they call it "work." 2573 01:52:23,995 --> 01:52:25,096 FRANK: Excuse me, Mr. Josephson. 2574 01:52:25,230 --> 01:52:26,297 -[GUSSIE GASPS] -Frank Shepard. 2575 01:52:26,431 --> 01:52:27,932 Do you remember me? 2576 01:52:28,066 --> 01:52:29,767 Our entire cast is overwhelmed, is what they are, 2577 01:52:29,901 --> 01:52:31,269 that an important man like you 2578 01:52:31,402 --> 01:52:32,770 would actually come down to see our little revue. 2579 01:52:32,904 --> 01:52:35,807 Aw. And you recall Shirley Akinola here? 2580 01:52:35,940 --> 01:52:38,076 -[CLEARS THROAT] -Now Gussie Carnegie. 2581 01:52:38,209 --> 01:52:40,912 She fixed the nose. She fixed the clothes. 2582 01:52:41,045 --> 01:52:42,581 She fixed the name. 2583 01:52:42,715 --> 01:52:45,416 And take a look at what was underneath all that. 2584 01:52:45,551 --> 01:52:48,386 Oh, you. [GIGGLES] 2585 01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:51,889 I used to work part-time as his secretary to pay for class. 2586 01:52:52,023 --> 01:52:54,125 We've all seen and admired you onstage so much. 2587 01:52:54,259 --> 01:52:55,393 -Oh, thank you. -A big talent 2588 01:52:55,527 --> 01:52:57,095 wasted in little shows, 2589 01:52:57,228 --> 01:52:58,863 up until me. 2590 01:52:58,997 --> 01:53:01,734 But you boys, you boys must be doing something right, 2591 01:53:01,866 --> 01:53:04,302 because the, uh... fiancée here 2592 01:53:04,435 --> 01:53:07,272 is going through one hell of a divorce, 2593 01:53:07,405 --> 01:53:09,874 and you boys made her laugh. 2594 01:53:10,008 --> 01:53:11,309 -GUSSIE: Joe, Joe, Joe. -[JOE CHUCKLES] 2595 01:53:11,442 --> 01:53:12,977 I thought it was just peaches. 2596 01:53:13,111 --> 01:53:14,779 Oh, see, us, we're usually light-years better, 2597 01:53:14,912 --> 01:53:16,314 but everybody was just, God, so nervous 2598 01:53:16,447 --> 01:53:17,982 that the two of you were here. 2599 01:53:18,116 --> 01:53:19,484 And it's a pretty nervous night for me anyway. 2600 01:53:19,618 --> 01:53:21,019 I'm getting married. 2601 01:53:21,152 --> 01:53:22,521 -Is it the girl in the show? -FRANK: Beth. 2602 01:53:22,655 --> 01:53:25,290 -Ah... you're awfully young. -[GUSSIE SIGHS] 2603 01:53:25,423 --> 01:53:28,627 Marry in haste, repent in Reno. 2604 01:53:29,961 --> 01:53:32,196 I'm 23. The guy who does the lyrics, he's my age, 2605 01:53:32,330 --> 01:53:33,998 he's got a baby already. 2606 01:53:34,132 --> 01:53:35,534 Oh, excuse me, Mr. Josephson. 2607 01:53:35,668 --> 01:53:37,168 You remember Charley Kringas from the time 2608 01:53:37,302 --> 01:53:38,671 we auditioned for you, my collaborator. 2609 01:53:38,803 --> 01:53:41,139 Uh, yes, I collabor him and he collabors me. 2610 01:53:42,307 --> 01:53:44,275 -Sorry. -[JOE CLEARS THROAT] 2611 01:53:44,909 --> 01:53:46,244 Mazel tov. 2612 01:53:46,377 --> 01:53:48,112 Your stuff is getting more commercial, 2613 01:53:48,246 --> 01:53:50,248 which is good, because, trust me, 2614 01:53:50,381 --> 01:53:53,619 if you're gonna get married, you're gonna need bucks. 2615 01:53:53,752 --> 01:53:55,453 [CHUCKLES] But I say, 2616 01:53:55,587 --> 01:53:58,624 unless the girl is pregnant, get out of it. 2617 01:53:58,757 --> 01:53:59,692 [CHUCKLES] 2618 01:53:59,824 --> 01:54:01,359 Oh. 2619 01:54:02,460 --> 01:54:04,329 Have a good wedding. [CHUCKLES] 2620 01:54:06,464 --> 01:54:09,434 Um, Frank, look, you know... 2621 01:54:11,804 --> 01:54:13,171 unless you really want to, you don't have to. 2622 01:54:13,304 --> 01:54:14,673 -I want to, Charley. -Okay, great. 2623 01:54:14,807 --> 01:54:16,608 Frank, if there's any truth at all 2624 01:54:16,742 --> 01:54:18,744 in "we turn out like our parents," 2625 01:54:18,876 --> 01:54:20,746 [CHUCKLES] you are in big trouble. 2626 01:54:20,878 --> 01:54:23,348 [FRANK AND MARY LAUGHING] 2627 01:54:23,481 --> 01:54:26,084 Mary, do you think I'm making a wrong decision? 2628 01:54:28,119 --> 01:54:30,556 Well... 2629 01:54:30,689 --> 01:54:32,990 I mean, if you really want to know what I think, Frank... 2630 01:54:33,124 --> 01:54:35,059 Frank, don't faint, 2631 01:54:35,193 --> 01:54:37,895 but my parents want to speak to us before the ceremony. 2632 01:54:42,867 --> 01:54:43,868 Frank... 2633 01:54:46,371 --> 01:54:48,707 -I'm not pregnant. -What? 2634 01:54:48,841 --> 01:54:50,843 Do you still want us to get married? 2635 01:54:53,211 --> 01:54:54,813 Do you? 2636 01:54:54,946 --> 01:54:59,852 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Before, my reason was the baby. 2637 01:55:01,052 --> 01:55:02,920 But now my reason is you. 2638 01:55:10,995 --> 01:55:12,430 And my reason is you. 2639 01:55:12,564 --> 01:55:14,899 [LAUGHING] 2640 01:55:17,301 --> 01:55:18,771 -I am pregnant. -Beth! 2641 01:55:18,903 --> 01:55:20,405 I just wanted to be sure. 2642 01:55:21,740 --> 01:55:24,308 MRS. SPENCER: Elizabeth! 2643 01:55:24,442 --> 01:55:26,210 Oh, God. Mama. 2644 01:55:27,780 --> 01:55:29,782 -How do I look? -Elizabeth, your father and I 2645 01:55:29,914 --> 01:55:31,182 have one thing we want to say. 2646 01:55:31,315 --> 01:55:33,552 Mama, you've said it all for two days. 2647 01:55:33,685 --> 01:55:35,888 Elizabeth, the man doesn't even have a job. 2648 01:55:36,020 --> 01:55:38,156 My daughter is going back to being a legal secretary 2649 01:55:38,289 --> 01:55:39,558 just to support you. 2650 01:55:39,691 --> 01:55:41,392 Mama, I told you that in private. 2651 01:55:41,527 --> 01:55:42,728 Mrs. Spencer, what I want to do with my life 2652 01:55:42,861 --> 01:55:43,796 isn't to play in this club. 2653 01:55:43,928 --> 01:55:45,764 I want to write music. 2654 01:55:45,898 --> 01:55:47,231 And to be able to do that, I play here. 2655 01:55:47,365 --> 01:55:48,801 I accompany singers at auditions. 2656 01:55:48,933 --> 01:55:50,636 I play for dance classes. I do arrangements. 2657 01:55:50,769 --> 01:55:53,772 I do anything that I can just so I can keep on writing music. 2658 01:55:53,906 --> 01:55:56,073 Boy... 2659 01:55:56,207 --> 01:55:59,076 we are prepared to give you $2,000 right here, right now. 2660 01:55:59,210 --> 01:56:00,478 -Daddy. -MR. SPENCER: Just call 2661 01:56:00,612 --> 01:56:01,979 this sorry excuse for a wedding off! 2662 01:56:02,113 --> 01:56:03,314 Mr. Spencer, Beth and I are getting married. 2663 01:56:05,249 --> 01:56:06,384 We hope that it's with your blessing, 2664 01:56:06,518 --> 01:56:07,586 but we are getting married. 2665 01:56:09,353 --> 01:56:10,889 Um, the minister just got here. 2666 01:56:11,022 --> 01:56:12,891 -Where's Evelyn? -Who's Evelyn? 2667 01:56:13,024 --> 01:56:15,393 Oh, the minister, I suppose! 2668 01:56:15,527 --> 01:56:17,261 Uh, no, Evelyn is my wife, 2669 01:56:17,395 --> 01:56:19,598 and she is way at the back of the room. 2670 01:56:19,731 --> 01:56:21,600 See, they often have to stop weddings right in the middle 2671 01:56:21,733 --> 01:56:23,669 because of her sobbing. 2672 01:56:23,802 --> 01:56:25,303 Which I try not to take personally. 2673 01:56:27,673 --> 01:56:28,841 Let's get started. 2674 01:56:30,776 --> 01:56:31,777 MRS. SPENCER: Elizabeth. 2675 01:56:33,679 --> 01:56:35,046 Here's Grandma's ring. 2676 01:56:44,455 --> 01:56:45,791 Thank you, Mama. 2677 01:56:50,294 --> 01:56:51,697 [LAUGHS] 2678 01:56:53,499 --> 01:56:54,500 Daddy? 2679 01:56:59,505 --> 01:57:00,539 Elizabeth. 2680 01:57:02,641 --> 01:57:04,208 [WHISPERS] Come here, baby. 2681 01:57:05,176 --> 01:57:06,645 [SIGHS] 2682 01:57:08,914 --> 01:57:10,983 -[BETH CRYING SOFTLY] -[SNIFFLES] 2683 01:57:14,118 --> 01:57:15,988 Oh, honey, it could be worse. 2684 01:57:16,120 --> 01:57:17,856 BOTH: At least she's not pregnant. 2685 01:57:18,991 --> 01:57:20,726 My dear friends, good evening. 2686 01:57:20,859 --> 01:57:22,059 Before the marriage vows, 2687 01:57:22,193 --> 01:57:24,161 Frank and Beth have each asked to speak. 2688 01:57:24,796 --> 01:57:25,731 Frank? 2689 01:57:26,498 --> 01:57:28,199 Beth... 2690 01:57:28,332 --> 01:57:30,536 I'm so happy to be marrying you in the very place 2691 01:57:30,669 --> 01:57:32,538 where I met you and grew to love you. 2692 01:57:32,671 --> 01:57:34,540 Actually, I'm just happy to be marrying you, period. 2693 01:57:34,673 --> 01:57:38,042 And I very much would like to thank our dear close friends 2694 01:57:38,175 --> 01:57:39,711 for being with us on this, 2695 01:57:39,845 --> 01:57:42,880 the most important moment in both of our lives. 2696 01:57:43,014 --> 01:57:44,015 MINISTER: Beth? 2697 01:57:45,248 --> 01:57:49,286 ♪ Not a day goes by ♪ 2698 01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:52,790 ♪ Not a single day ♪ 2699 01:57:54,391 --> 01:57:58,829 ALL: ♪ But you're somewhere a part of my life ♪ 2700 01:57:58,963 --> 01:58:02,198 ♪ And it looks like you'll stay ♪ 2701 01:58:02,332 --> 01:58:07,237 ♪ As the days go by ♪ 2702 01:58:07,370 --> 01:58:09,239 ♪ I keep thinking ♪ 2703 01:58:09,372 --> 01:58:12,043 ♪ "When does it end?" ♪ 2704 01:58:12,175 --> 01:58:16,747 ♪ That it can't get much better Much longer ♪ 2705 01:58:16,881 --> 01:58:20,283 ♪ But it only gets better and stronger ♪ 2706 01:58:20,417 --> 01:58:22,385 ♪ And deeper and nearer ♪ 2707 01:58:22,520 --> 01:58:24,287 BOTH: ♪ And simpler and freer ♪ 2708 01:58:24,421 --> 01:58:26,924 ♪ And richer and clearer ♪ 2709 01:58:27,058 --> 01:58:29,660 ALL: ♪ And no ♪ 2710 01:58:29,794 --> 01:58:34,130 ♪ Not a day goes by ♪ 2711 01:58:34,264 --> 01:58:40,136 ♪ Not a blessed day ♪ 2712 01:58:40,270 --> 01:58:45,141 ♪ But you somewhere come into my life ♪ 2713 01:58:45,275 --> 01:58:48,411 ♪ And you don't go away ♪ 2714 01:58:48,546 --> 01:58:53,450 ♪ And I have to say ♪ 2715 01:58:53,584 --> 01:58:59,624 ♪ If you do, I'll die ♪ 2716 01:58:59,757 --> 01:59:04,160 ♪ I want day after day After day after day after ♪ 2717 01:59:04,294 --> 01:59:06,097 [CRYING] ♪ I'll die ♪ 2718 01:59:06,229 --> 01:59:09,934 ♪ Day after day after day After day after day ♪ 2719 01:59:10,067 --> 01:59:14,404 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 2720 01:59:14,538 --> 01:59:18,776 ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 2721 01:59:18,909 --> 01:59:25,850 [VOICE BREAKING] ♪ Till the days go by ♪ 2722 01:59:32,089 --> 01:59:34,859 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, SIXTH TRANSITION ] 2723 01:59:34,992 --> 01:59:38,663 ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 2724 01:59:38,796 --> 01:59:42,066 ♪ Once it was all so clear ♪ 2725 01:59:42,198 --> 01:59:46,137 ♪ How did you get so far off the track? ♪ 2726 01:59:46,269 --> 01:59:49,406 ♪ Why don't you turn around and go back? ♪ 2727 01:59:49,540 --> 01:59:51,542 ♪ How does it happen? ♪ 2728 01:59:51,676 --> 01:59:53,476 ♪ Where is the moment? ♪ 2729 01:59:53,611 --> 01:59:57,014 ♪ When did the road behind disappear? ♪ 2730 01:59:57,148 --> 02:00:00,651 ♪ Where did you let things Slip out of gear? ♪ 2731 02:00:00,785 --> 02:00:06,489 BOTH: ♪ How did you ever get to be here? ♪ 2732 02:00:06,624 --> 02:00:08,826 ♪ 1959 ♪ 2733 02:00:08,959 --> 02:00:13,064 ♪ 1958 ♪ 2734 02:00:13,196 --> 02:00:15,633 -[RHYTHMIC TYPING] -[PIANO PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY] 2735 02:00:19,670 --> 02:00:21,539 [TYPEWRITER DINGS AND RATTLES RHYTHMICALLY] 2736 02:00:21,672 --> 02:00:23,874 [PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES] 2737 02:00:24,942 --> 02:00:27,978 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2738 02:00:28,112 --> 02:00:29,647 -[BANGS PIANO KEYS] -[OPENING DOORS PLAYING] 2739 02:00:29,780 --> 02:00:31,314 -How's it going? -Good. You? 2740 02:00:31,448 --> 02:00:33,117 -Fair. -Yeah, tell me. 2741 02:00:33,249 --> 02:00:34,250 -[PHONE RINGS] -Russian Tea Room. 2742 02:00:34,384 --> 02:00:35,619 -Hi. -Mary. 2743 02:00:35,753 --> 02:00:37,387 -Say hello. -I think I got a job. 2744 02:00:37,521 --> 02:00:39,056 -Where? -True Romances. 2745 02:00:39,190 --> 02:00:41,125 -Posing? -Thank you. Writing captions. 2746 02:00:41,257 --> 02:00:42,893 -What about the book? -What about the book? 2747 02:00:43,027 --> 02:00:44,195 -Nothing. Are you working on the book? -Yes. 2748 02:00:44,327 --> 02:00:45,730 -FRANK: Good. -No. 2749 02:00:45,863 --> 02:00:47,631 -Mary. -Right. I know. Yes, me and Balzac. 2750 02:00:47,765 --> 02:00:48,899 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2751 02:00:49,033 --> 02:00:50,634 [PIANO PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY] 2752 02:00:50,768 --> 02:00:52,636 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2753 02:00:55,840 --> 02:00:58,809 -[PIANO PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY] -[RHYTHMIC TYPING AND RATTLING] 2754 02:01:05,149 --> 02:01:06,282 Ugh. 2755 02:01:06,416 --> 02:01:08,018 -[JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] -[GRUNTS] 2756 02:01:09,352 --> 02:01:10,721 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 2757 02:01:10,855 --> 02:01:13,190 ♪ I finished the one-act ♪ 2758 02:01:13,323 --> 02:01:15,726 - ♪ I got an audition ♪ - ♪ I started the story ♪ 2759 02:01:15,860 --> 02:01:18,428 - ♪ Rehearsal pianist ♪ - ♪ So where are we eating? ♪ 2760 02:01:18,562 --> 02:01:21,065 - ♪ I'm moving to Playboy ♪ - ♪ The publisher called me ♪ 2761 02:01:21,198 --> 02:01:23,634 - ♪ I'm doing a rewrite ♪ - ♪ My parents are coming ♪ 2762 02:01:23,768 --> 02:01:26,269 - ♪ I saw My Fair Lady ♪ - ♪ I rewrote the rewrite ♪ 2763 02:01:26,402 --> 02:01:27,437 - ♪ I sort of enjoyed it ♪ - ♪ I threw out the story ♪ 2764 02:01:27,571 --> 02:01:29,305 ♪ I'm meeting an agent ♪ 2765 02:01:29,439 --> 02:01:30,473 ALL: ♪ We'll all get together on Sunday ♪ 2766 02:01:30,608 --> 02:01:31,776 ♪ We're opening doors ♪ 2767 02:01:31,909 --> 02:01:33,077 ♪ Singing, "Here we are" ♪ 2768 02:01:33,210 --> 02:01:34,111 ♪ We're filling up days ♪ 2769 02:01:34,245 --> 02:01:36,013 ♪ On a dime ♪ 2770 02:01:36,147 --> 02:01:37,413 ♪ That faraway shore's Looking not too far ♪ 2771 02:01:37,548 --> 02:01:38,783 ♪ We're following every star ♪ 2772 02:01:38,916 --> 02:01:41,519 ♪ There's not enough time ♪ 2773 02:01:57,268 --> 02:01:58,769 [WHISTLES TO MUSIC] 2774 02:02:02,405 --> 02:02:04,942 - ♪ I called a producer ♪ - ♪ I sent off the one-act ♪ 2775 02:02:05,075 --> 02:02:07,511 - ♪ I started the story ♪ - ♪ He said to come see him ♪ 2776 02:02:07,645 --> 02:02:10,114 - ♪ I dropped out of college ♪ - ♪ I met this musician ♪ 2777 02:02:10,247 --> 02:02:12,817 - ♪ I'm playing a nightclub ♪ - ♪ They're doing my one-act ♪ 2778 02:02:12,950 --> 02:02:15,351 - ♪ I'm working for Redbook ♪ - ♪ I rewrote the ballad ♪ 2779 02:02:15,485 --> 02:02:17,188 - ♪ I finished the story ♪ - ♪ We started rehearsal ♪ 2780 02:02:17,320 --> 02:02:18,856 ♪ I threw out the story And then the musician ♪ 2781 02:02:18,989 --> 02:02:20,024 ♪ I'm moving to Popular Science ♪ 2782 02:02:20,157 --> 02:02:21,424 ♪ We're opening doors ♪ 2783 02:02:21,559 --> 02:02:22,760 ♪ Singing, "Look who's here" ♪ 2784 02:02:22,893 --> 02:02:24,628 ♪ Beginning to sail on a dime ♪ 2785 02:02:24,762 --> 02:02:27,665 ♪ That faraway shore's getting very near ♪ 2786 02:02:27,798 --> 02:02:29,465 ♪ We haven't a thing to fear ♪ 2787 02:02:29,600 --> 02:02:33,637 ♪ We haven't got time ♪ 2788 02:02:33,771 --> 02:02:35,606 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2789 02:02:35,739 --> 02:02:37,641 [WHISTLES TO MUSIC] 2790 02:02:37,775 --> 02:02:39,143 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2791 02:02:39,276 --> 02:02:42,847 ♪ Bum-bum-bu-bum-bum bum-bum ♪ 2792 02:02:45,149 --> 02:02:50,486 ♪ La-da-da-da-da da-dum ♪ 2793 02:02:50,621 --> 02:02:52,056 -How's it coming? -Good. You? 2794 02:02:52,189 --> 02:02:53,257 Done! 2795 02:02:53,389 --> 02:02:54,024 -One minute. -[PHONE RINGS] 2796 02:02:54,158 --> 02:02:54,925 Hamburg Heaven. 2797 02:02:55,059 --> 02:02:56,260 -Hi. -Mary. 2798 02:02:56,392 --> 02:02:58,062 -Say hello. -I got another job. 2799 02:02:58,195 --> 02:02:59,496 -FRANK: Where? -Chic. 2800 02:02:59,630 --> 02:03:00,564 -What's that? -A brand-new concept, 2801 02:03:00,698 --> 02:03:02,166 pop-up pictures. 2802 02:03:02,299 --> 02:03:03,500 -What about the book? -What about the book? 2803 02:03:03,634 --> 02:03:04,602 Did you give the publisher the book? 2804 02:03:04,735 --> 02:03:05,903 -Yes. No. -Good. Mary. 2805 02:03:06,036 --> 02:03:07,137 -MARY: Look, I never... -Finished! 2806 02:03:07,271 --> 02:03:09,139 -Let me call you back. -Right. 2807 02:03:09,273 --> 02:03:10,473 -This is just a draft. Probably it stinks. -Right. Right. 2808 02:03:10,608 --> 02:03:11,474 Haven't had the time to do a polish. 2809 02:03:11,609 --> 02:03:13,077 -Will you sing? -Right. 2810 02:03:13,210 --> 02:03:15,478 ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2811 02:03:15,613 --> 02:03:17,581 ♪ Who wants the worry, the noise The dirt, the heat? ♪ 2812 02:03:17,715 --> 02:03:19,216 ♪ Who wants the garbage cans Clanging in the street? ♪ 2813 02:03:19,350 --> 02:03:21,886 ♪ Suddenly I do ♪ 2814 02:03:22,019 --> 02:03:23,587 ♪ They're always popping their cork ♪ 2815 02:03:23,721 --> 02:03:25,589 ♪ I'll fix that line ♪ 2816 02:03:25,723 --> 02:03:27,725 ♪ The cops, the cabbies The salesgirls up at Saks ♪ 2817 02:03:27,858 --> 02:03:29,693 ♪ You gotta have a real taste For maniacs ♪ 2818 02:03:29,827 --> 02:03:32,363 - ♪ Suddenly I do ♪ -[JOE SCOFFS] 2819 02:03:32,496 --> 02:03:35,165 ♪ That's great, that's swell ♪ 2820 02:03:35,299 --> 02:03:37,701 ♪ The other stuff as well ♪ 2821 02:03:37,835 --> 02:03:40,938 ♪ It isn't every day You hear a score this strong ♪ 2822 02:03:41,071 --> 02:03:43,974 ♪ But, fellas, if I may There's only one thing wrong ♪ 2823 02:03:44,108 --> 02:03:46,744 ♪ It's not a tune you can hum ♪ 2824 02:03:46,877 --> 02:03:49,313 ♪ It's not a tune you go Bum-bum-bum-di-dum ♪ 2825 02:03:49,445 --> 02:03:51,815 ♪ You need a tune you go Bum-bum-bum-di-dum ♪ 2826 02:03:51,949 --> 02:03:54,785 ♪ Give me a melody ♪ 2827 02:03:54,919 --> 02:03:57,453 ♪ Why can't you throw 'em a crumb? ♪ 2828 02:03:57,588 --> 02:04:00,224 ♪ What's wrong with letting 'em Tap their toes a bit? ♪ 2829 02:04:00,357 --> 02:04:02,593 ♪ I'll let you know When Stravinsky has a hit ♪ 2830 02:04:02,726 --> 02:04:05,062 ♪ Give me a melody ♪ 2831 02:04:05,195 --> 02:04:07,765 ♪ Oh, sure, I know ♪ 2832 02:04:07,898 --> 02:04:10,768 ♪ It's not that kind of show ♪ 2833 02:04:10,901 --> 02:04:13,704 ♪ But can't you have a score That's sort of in-between? ♪ 2834 02:04:13,837 --> 02:04:16,807 ♪ Look, play a little more I'll show you what I mean ♪ 2835 02:04:16,941 --> 02:04:18,809 ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2836 02:04:18,943 --> 02:04:22,313 ♪ I always hated the dirt The heat, the noise ♪ 2837 02:04:22,445 --> 02:04:24,148 ♪ But ever since I met you, I... ♪ 2838 02:04:24,281 --> 02:04:27,384 ♪ Listen, boys, maybe it's me ♪ 2839 02:04:27,518 --> 02:04:29,219 ♪ But that's just not a ♪ 2840 02:04:29,353 --> 02:04:32,056 ♪ Hum-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mable melody! ♪ 2841 02:04:32,189 --> 02:04:34,925 ♪ Write more, work hard Leave your name with the girl ♪ 2842 02:04:35,059 --> 02:04:36,627 ♪ Less avant-garde ♪ 2843 02:04:36,760 --> 02:04:38,662 ♪ Leave your name with the girl ♪ 2844 02:04:38,796 --> 02:04:43,834 ♪ Just write a plain old Melodee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee ♪ 2845 02:04:44,335 --> 02:04:45,869 [LAUGHS] 2846 02:04:46,003 --> 02:04:51,474 ♪ A-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee ♪ 2847 02:04:53,476 --> 02:04:56,547 [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] 2848 02:04:56,680 --> 02:04:59,482 ♪ They're stopping rehearsal They ran out of money ♪ 2849 02:04:59,616 --> 02:05:02,485 ♪ We lasted one issue My book was rejected ♪ 2850 02:05:02,619 --> 02:05:05,823 ♪ The nightclub was raided I had to start coaching ♪ 2851 02:05:05,956 --> 02:05:08,359 - ♪ My parents are coming ♪ - ♪ I screwed up the laundry ♪ 2852 02:05:08,492 --> 02:05:10,995 - ♪ My wallet was stolen ♪ - ♪ I saw the musician ♪ 2853 02:05:11,128 --> 02:05:12,663 - ♪ We're being evicted ♪ - ♪ I'm having a breakdown ♪ 2854 02:05:12,796 --> 02:05:14,031 ♪ We'll all get together on Sunday ♪ 2855 02:05:14,164 --> 02:05:15,265 ♪ They're slamming the doors ♪ 2856 02:05:15,399 --> 02:05:16,967 ♪ Singing, "Go away" ♪ 2857 02:05:17,101 --> 02:05:20,671 ♪ It's less of a sail than a climb ♪ 2858 02:05:20,804 --> 02:05:24,308 ♪ That faraway shore's farther every day ♪ 2859 02:05:24,441 --> 02:05:26,276 ♪ We're learning to ricochet ♪ 2860 02:05:26,410 --> 02:05:28,112 ♪ We still have a lot to say ♪ 2861 02:05:28,245 --> 02:05:29,179 ♪ You know what we'll do? ♪ 2862 02:05:29,313 --> 02:05:30,347 What? 2863 02:05:30,481 --> 02:05:31,348 ♪ We'll do a revue ♪ 2864 02:05:31,482 --> 02:05:32,716 -CHARLEY: What? -What? 2865 02:05:32,850 --> 02:05:35,152 ♪ We'll do a revue of our own ♪ 2866 02:05:35,285 --> 02:05:36,220 -What? -Where? 2867 02:05:36,353 --> 02:05:37,621 -Why? -CHARLEY: When? 2868 02:05:37,755 --> 02:05:38,956 Not just songs but stories, scenes, 2869 02:05:39,089 --> 02:05:40,791 -piano pieces, mime! -Yeah. 2870 02:05:40,924 --> 02:05:42,059 "Frankly Frank!" 2871 02:05:42,192 --> 02:05:43,260 ♪ A showcase of our own ♪ 2872 02:05:43,394 --> 02:05:44,928 -Where? -The club's reopening. 2873 02:05:45,062 --> 02:05:46,530 -We'll write a lot of new stuff. -Rewrite old stuff. 2874 02:05:46,663 --> 02:05:47,831 -What about the girl? -What about the girl? 2875 02:05:47,965 --> 02:05:48,832 Only that we're gonna need a girl. 2876 02:05:48,966 --> 02:05:50,534 -Well, Mary. -Thanks. 2877 02:05:50,667 --> 02:05:52,703 [IN POSH ACCENT] I don't perform except at dinner. 2878 02:05:52,836 --> 02:05:55,939 [IN SHRILL VOICE] ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2879 02:05:56,073 --> 02:05:59,109 ♪ Who wants the worry, the noise The dirt, the heat? ♪ 2880 02:05:59,243 --> 02:06:01,345 ♪ Who wants the garbage cans clanging? ♪ 2881 02:06:01,478 --> 02:06:03,881 -Next! -I can sing higher! 2882 02:06:04,014 --> 02:06:05,517 [PIANO PLAYING LIGHT MUSIC] 2883 02:06:05,682 --> 02:06:08,585 ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2884 02:06:08,719 --> 02:06:10,954 ♪ Who wants to live in New York? ♪ 2885 02:06:11,989 --> 02:06:13,724 ♪ Who wants to live... ♪ 2886 02:06:16,827 --> 02:06:18,429 Thank you for coming! 2887 02:06:18,562 --> 02:06:20,097 ♪ They're always popping their cork ♪ 2888 02:06:20,230 --> 02:06:22,099 Up a tone. 2889 02:06:22,232 --> 02:06:23,567 ♪ The cops, the cabbies The salesgirls up at Saks ♪ 2890 02:06:23,700 --> 02:06:25,402 Up a tone. 2891 02:06:25,537 --> 02:06:27,337 ♪ You gotta have a real taste For maniacs ♪ 2892 02:06:27,471 --> 02:06:29,573 Thank you! You're hired! 2893 02:06:29,706 --> 02:06:31,942 -[EXCLAIMS] ♪ I'm Beth ♪ - ♪ I'm Frank ♪ 2894 02:06:32,076 --> 02:06:33,911 ♪ I really thought I stank ♪ 2895 02:06:34,044 --> 02:06:35,746 - ♪ I'm Mary ♪ - ♪ Charley ♪ 2896 02:06:35,879 --> 02:06:38,215 ♪ By the way, I'm told we open Saturday ♪ 2897 02:06:38,348 --> 02:06:40,050 - ♪ What? You're not serious ♪ - ♪ Nobody's ready ♪ 2898 02:06:40,184 --> 02:06:42,686 ♪ Apparently, somebody canceled A booking ♪ 2899 02:06:42,820 --> 02:06:44,522 - ♪ The songs aren't finished ♪ - ♪ And what about costumes? ♪ 2900 02:06:44,655 --> 02:06:46,423 ♪ And how do I learn all these numbers? ♪ 2901 02:06:46,558 --> 02:06:49,593 ♪ I'll bring you the copies of everything ♪ 2902 02:06:49,726 --> 02:06:51,428 - ♪ Later this evening ♪ - ♪ Not to mention I still haven't finished ♪ 2903 02:06:51,563 --> 02:06:52,497 ♪ Okay, but I'll have to Have all of the music ♪ 2904 02:06:52,629 --> 02:06:54,331 [RAPID OVERLAPPING SINGING] 2905 02:06:54,465 --> 02:06:55,500 ALL: ♪ We'll worry about it on Sunday ♪ 2906 02:06:55,632 --> 02:06:56,800 ♪ We're opening doors ♪ 2907 02:06:56,934 --> 02:06:58,469 ♪ Singing, "Here we are" ♪ 2908 02:06:58,602 --> 02:07:00,404 ♪ We're filling up days on a dime ♪ 2909 02:07:00,538 --> 02:07:03,474 ♪ That faraway shore's looking not too far ♪ 2910 02:07:03,607 --> 02:07:05,175 ♪ We're following every star ♪ 2911 02:07:05,309 --> 02:07:08,479 ♪ There's not enough time ♪ 2912 02:07:08,612 --> 02:07:09,780 ♪ We're banging on doors ♪ 2913 02:07:09,913 --> 02:07:12,082 ♪ Shouting, "Here again" ♪ 2914 02:07:12,216 --> 02:07:15,285 ♪ We're risking it all on a dime ♪ 2915 02:07:15,419 --> 02:07:18,822 ♪ That faraway shore's looking near again ♪ 2916 02:07:18,956 --> 02:07:20,624 ♪ The only thing left is when ♪ 2917 02:07:20,757 --> 02:07:22,392 ♪ We know we should count to ten ♪ 2918 02:07:22,527 --> 02:07:26,263 ♪ We haven't got time ♪ 2919 02:07:26,396 --> 02:07:30,334 ♪ We haven't got time ♪ 2920 02:07:30,467 --> 02:07:33,103 -[SONG ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2921 02:07:33,237 --> 02:07:35,239 [CHUCKLING] 2922 02:07:41,245 --> 02:07:43,247 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, SEVENTH TRANSITION ] 2923 02:07:46,750 --> 02:07:50,721 GROUP: ♪ Bending with the road ♪ 2924 02:07:50,854 --> 02:07:54,958 ♪ Gliding through the countryside ♪ 2925 02:07:55,092 --> 02:07:59,329 ♪ Merrily we roll along, roll along ♪ 2926 02:07:59,463 --> 02:08:03,700 ♪ Catching at dreams ♪ 2927 02:08:03,834 --> 02:08:07,337 ♪ Dreams that will explode ♪ 2928 02:08:07,471 --> 02:08:11,341 ♪ Waking up the countryside ♪ 2929 02:08:11,475 --> 02:08:15,879 GROUP: ♪ Everybody merrily, merrily ♪ 2930 02:08:16,013 --> 02:08:20,050 ♪ Sing 'em your song ♪ 2931 02:08:20,184 --> 02:08:24,054 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 2932 02:08:24,188 --> 02:08:27,324 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 2933 02:08:28,158 --> 02:08:31,728 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 2934 02:08:31,862 --> 02:08:36,466 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 2935 02:08:38,536 --> 02:08:41,038 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 2936 02:08:49,880 --> 02:08:51,782 Oh, hey. Hey, what are you doing up on the roof? 2937 02:08:51,915 --> 02:08:53,217 I don't know. I just came up here. 2938 02:08:53,350 --> 02:08:54,785 Well, you could have told a person. 2939 02:08:54,918 --> 02:08:56,554 -You were asleep. -Yeah, the alarm just went off. 2940 02:08:58,021 --> 02:08:59,691 -You see anything? -Mmm-mmm. 2941 02:09:01,858 --> 02:09:04,461 -Is something wrong? -[CHUCKLES] No. 2942 02:09:04,596 --> 02:09:05,697 What are you doing up here so early? 2943 02:09:05,829 --> 02:09:07,931 I couldn't sleep. 2944 02:09:08,065 --> 02:09:11,268 Charley... I read your two plays last night. 2945 02:09:11,401 --> 02:09:13,237 They were so wonderful, I couldn't sleep. 2946 02:09:15,038 --> 02:09:16,773 -I thought you were mad. -[CHUCKLES] 2947 02:09:16,907 --> 02:09:18,408 I have to tell everyone who stays over 2948 02:09:18,543 --> 02:09:20,244 to always wake me whenever you think I'm wonderful. 2949 02:09:20,377 --> 02:09:22,079 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 2950 02:09:22,212 --> 02:09:23,213 I tossed and turned. 2951 02:09:23,347 --> 02:09:24,549 I kept thinking about wasting 2952 02:09:24,682 --> 02:09:26,083 these last two years in the Army, 2953 02:09:26,216 --> 02:09:27,017 then to come back and read your plays... 2954 02:09:27,150 --> 02:09:28,720 "Wasting"? 2955 02:09:28,852 --> 02:09:29,953 What about that music you played for me? 2956 02:09:30,087 --> 02:09:31,788 -Talk about wonderful. -What? 2957 02:09:33,725 --> 02:09:34,758 Really? 2958 02:09:37,160 --> 02:09:39,296 Yes. 2959 02:09:39,429 --> 02:09:42,567 Yeah, Frank, you... you don't just write what you know. 2960 02:09:42,700 --> 02:09:44,234 You write what you know. 2961 02:09:46,370 --> 02:09:47,938 Okay. 2962 02:09:48,071 --> 02:09:49,773 This play, Pretty Politics, about the Senate pages. 2963 02:09:49,906 --> 02:09:52,142 What do you think about making it into a musical? 2964 02:09:53,210 --> 02:09:55,078 -Go on. -I've got a better title. 2965 02:09:55,212 --> 02:09:56,313 Take a Left. 2966 02:09:57,214 --> 02:09:58,148 That's a better title? 2967 02:09:58,282 --> 02:10:00,217 [LAUGHS] 2968 02:10:00,350 --> 02:10:02,419 I think it's important. 2969 02:10:02,553 --> 02:10:04,021 -Musicals are popular. -[ OUR TIME PLAYING] 2970 02:10:04,154 --> 02:10:06,790 They're a great way to state important ideas, 2971 02:10:06,923 --> 02:10:08,458 ideas that could really make a difference. 2972 02:10:08,593 --> 02:10:10,595 Charley, we can change the world. 2973 02:10:10,728 --> 02:10:12,362 [CHUCKLES] 2974 02:10:12,497 --> 02:10:14,699 ♪ Something is stirring, shifting ground ♪ 2975 02:10:14,831 --> 02:10:16,433 ♪ It's just begun ♪ 2976 02:10:18,335 --> 02:10:21,204 ♪ Edges are blurring all around ♪ 2977 02:10:21,338 --> 02:10:23,907 ♪ And yesterday is done ♪ 2978 02:10:25,075 --> 02:10:26,476 ♪ Feel the flow ♪ 2979 02:10:26,611 --> 02:10:28,613 ♪ Hear what's happening ♪ 2980 02:10:28,746 --> 02:10:31,749 - ♪ We're what's happening ♪ -[CHUCKLES] 2981 02:10:31,882 --> 02:10:33,718 ♪ Don't you know? ♪ 2982 02:10:33,850 --> 02:10:37,287 ♪ We're the movers and we're the shapers ♪ 2983 02:10:37,421 --> 02:10:39,156 ♪ We're the names ♪ 2984 02:10:39,289 --> 02:10:40,792 - ♪ In tomorrow's papers ♪ -[CHUCKLES] 2985 02:10:40,924 --> 02:10:44,428 ♪ Up to us, man, to show 'em ♪ 2986 02:10:50,934 --> 02:10:52,936 ♪ It's our time ♪ 2987 02:10:53,070 --> 02:10:54,706 ♪ Breathe it in ♪ 2988 02:10:54,838 --> 02:10:58,041 ♪ Worlds to change and worlds to win ♪ 2989 02:10:58,175 --> 02:11:01,178 ♪ Our turn coming through ♪ 2990 02:11:01,311 --> 02:11:03,180 ♪ Me and you, man ♪ 2991 02:11:03,313 --> 02:11:06,016 ♪ Me and you ♪ 2992 02:11:06,551 --> 02:11:08,218 -Uh, uh. -Hi. 2993 02:11:08,352 --> 02:11:12,255 Uh, we just wanted to see, my roommate and... I. [CHUCKLES] 2994 02:11:16,561 --> 02:11:18,228 Excuse me. 2995 02:11:22,466 --> 02:11:23,900 She's probably from Barnard. 2996 02:11:25,469 --> 02:11:27,037 Barnard girls are dippy. 2997 02:11:27,170 --> 02:11:28,205 [BOTH LAUGH] 2998 02:11:29,940 --> 02:11:32,075 -Do you have the time? -Uh, yep. 2999 02:11:32,209 --> 02:11:33,511 Uh, quarter to 6:00. 3000 02:11:35,813 --> 02:11:37,582 Do you ever think about getting married? 3001 02:11:38,616 --> 02:11:39,584 No. 3002 02:11:41,686 --> 02:11:42,687 Me neither. 3003 02:11:44,622 --> 02:11:46,923 But when I'm a lot older, maybe. 3004 02:11:48,626 --> 02:11:51,261 ♪ Feel how it quivers on the brink ♪ 3005 02:11:51,395 --> 02:11:52,362 What? 3006 02:11:52,497 --> 02:11:53,698 ♪ Everything ♪ 3007 02:11:55,365 --> 02:11:56,933 ♪ Gives you the shivers ♪ 3008 02:11:57,067 --> 02:11:58,636 ♪ Makes you think ♪ 3009 02:11:58,770 --> 02:12:01,739 ♪ There's so much stuff to sing ♪ 3010 02:12:01,873 --> 02:12:03,541 ♪ And you and me ♪ 3011 02:12:03,674 --> 02:12:07,077 ♪ We'll be singing it like the birds ♪ 3012 02:12:07,210 --> 02:12:08,813 [CHUCKLES] ♪ Me with music ♪ 3013 02:12:08,945 --> 02:12:10,581 ♪ And you the words ♪ 3014 02:12:10,715 --> 02:12:16,086 ♪ Tell 'em things they don't know ♪ 3015 02:12:16,219 --> 02:12:20,090 ♪ Up to us, pal, to show 'em ♪ 3016 02:12:27,364 --> 02:12:30,635 BOTH: ♪ Our time, breathe it in ♪ 3017 02:12:30,768 --> 02:12:34,204 ♪ Worlds to change and worlds to win ♪ 3018 02:12:34,337 --> 02:12:37,575 ♪ Our turn, we're what's new ♪ 3019 02:12:37,708 --> 02:12:40,944 ♪ Me and you, pal, me and you ♪ 3020 02:12:41,077 --> 02:12:42,914 - ♪ Feel the flow ♪ - ♪ Feel the flow ♪ 3021 02:12:43,046 --> 02:12:44,582 ♪ Hear what's happening ♪ 3022 02:12:44,715 --> 02:12:48,118 ♪ We're what's happening ♪ 3023 02:12:48,251 --> 02:12:49,887 ♪ Long ago ♪ 3024 02:12:50,020 --> 02:12:53,256 ♪ All we had was that funny feeling ♪ 3025 02:12:53,390 --> 02:12:56,928 ♪ Saying someday we'd send 'em reeling ♪ 3026 02:12:57,060 --> 02:13:01,833 ♪ Now it looks like we can ♪ 3027 02:13:02,966 --> 02:13:05,603 ♪ Someday just began ♪ 3028 02:13:13,845 --> 02:13:17,481 ♪ It's our heads on the block ♪ 3029 02:13:17,615 --> 02:13:20,984 ♪ Give us room and start the clock ♪ 3030 02:13:21,117 --> 02:13:24,454 ♪ Our time coming through ♪ 3031 02:13:24,589 --> 02:13:28,024 ♪ Me and you, pal, me and you ♪ 3032 02:13:28,158 --> 02:13:30,427 ♪ Me and you ♪ 3033 02:13:30,561 --> 02:13:32,497 I didn't mean to be so overdressed before. 3034 02:13:32,630 --> 02:13:34,130 -[LAUGHS] -Am I too late? 3035 02:13:34,264 --> 02:13:35,432 No, I think it's just about now. 3036 02:13:35,566 --> 02:13:36,968 Oh, my roommate's coming up, too. 3037 02:13:37,100 --> 02:13:38,435 Oh, I'm Charley Kringas. This is Frank Shepard. 3038 02:13:38,569 --> 02:13:39,937 -Mary Flynn. Hi. -Hi. 3039 02:13:40,070 --> 02:13:41,371 -Hi. -Um, we just took the apartment 3040 02:13:41,506 --> 02:13:42,974 -on five. -Oh, I'm not officially moved in 3041 02:13:43,106 --> 02:13:44,809 until I'm discharged from the Army next week. 3042 02:13:44,942 --> 02:13:47,143 Frank just got a weekend pass to help us move in. 3043 02:13:47,277 --> 02:13:48,646 -Um, a lot to move in. -[MUSIC FADES] 3044 02:13:48,779 --> 02:13:51,181 A typewriter, two mattresses and a piano. 3045 02:13:51,314 --> 02:13:53,684 Are you the one playing the piano the last two days? 3046 02:13:53,818 --> 02:13:56,052 -We're evicted. -Oh, no. 3047 02:13:56,186 --> 02:13:57,889 You are wonderful. 3048 02:13:58,021 --> 02:14:00,490 I mean, sincerely wonderful. 3049 02:14:00,625 --> 02:14:02,325 I'm sincerely grateful. 3050 02:14:02,459 --> 02:14:04,595 Yeah, I even came up on the roof so I could hear you better. 3051 02:14:04,729 --> 02:14:06,998 [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 3052 02:14:08,365 --> 02:14:11,368 [SIGHS] I tell everything, 3053 02:14:11,502 --> 02:14:15,205 then go home and suffer. 3054 02:14:15,338 --> 02:14:19,510 [CHUCKLES] So, are you sincerely wonderful, too? 3055 02:14:19,644 --> 02:14:20,778 -I write. -He is. 3056 02:14:20,912 --> 02:14:21,913 Aw. 3057 02:14:22,045 --> 02:14:23,380 Me, Columbia. Him, Juilliard. 3058 02:14:23,514 --> 02:14:26,116 Well, that's what I want to do, write. 3059 02:14:26,249 --> 02:14:29,587 But how does anyone compose music, though? 3060 02:14:29,720 --> 02:14:32,122 I mean, to me, that is the gift of gifts. 3061 02:14:32,255 --> 02:14:34,391 I just met the girl I ought to marry. 3062 02:14:35,860 --> 02:14:38,061 Did anybody ever tell you you say all the right things? 3063 02:14:38,696 --> 02:14:39,664 Never. 3064 02:14:39,797 --> 02:14:41,331 [LAUGHS] 3065 02:14:41,464 --> 02:14:43,668 Well, but I... I really want to know. 3066 02:14:43,801 --> 02:14:46,236 Well, writing music is not about words. 3067 02:14:46,369 --> 02:14:49,272 It's about sounds and feelings. 3068 02:14:49,406 --> 02:14:52,677 And, to me, music is about everything. [LAUGHS] 3069 02:14:53,744 --> 02:14:56,212 Well, anyway, it's so creative. 3070 02:14:56,346 --> 02:14:58,381 If I didn't have music, I'd die. 3071 02:14:58,516 --> 02:15:01,351 Someday, Frank is gonna be a very important composer. 3072 02:15:01,484 --> 02:15:02,452 He is? 3073 02:15:03,588 --> 02:15:05,957 I think you already are. 3074 02:15:06,089 --> 02:15:08,893 Mary? Are you up here? 3075 02:15:09,026 --> 02:15:10,061 Oh. 3076 02:15:11,127 --> 02:15:12,763 You're with guys. 3077 02:15:14,397 --> 02:15:16,634 -[SHRIEKING] Oh, no! -[CHUCKLES] 3078 02:15:16,767 --> 02:15:17,802 MARY: Evelyn. 3079 02:15:20,136 --> 02:15:21,137 Evelyn. 3080 02:15:22,940 --> 02:15:25,009 [CHUCKLES] 3081 02:15:25,141 --> 02:15:26,510 That was Evelyn. 3082 02:15:31,882 --> 02:15:33,651 Oh! [STAMMERS] 3083 02:15:33,784 --> 02:15:36,152 We should probably look now. It's supposed to be right now. 3084 02:15:39,222 --> 02:15:41,892 -FRANK: See anything? -God, I hope we didn't miss it. 3085 02:15:42,026 --> 02:15:43,927 It should come right over. 3086 02:15:45,629 --> 02:15:47,597 -Oh, yeah, there. There it is. -[GASPS] Yeah, I see it. 3087 02:15:47,731 --> 02:15:50,100 -Where? -There it is. There. 3088 02:15:50,232 --> 02:15:52,502 It's just phenomenal. 3089 02:15:52,636 --> 02:15:54,104 It's phenomenal. 3090 02:15:57,741 --> 02:16:00,476 Do you call it Sputnik or "Spootnik"? [VOICE CRACKS] 3091 02:16:00,610 --> 02:16:02,244 Mmm. Call it a miracle. 3092 02:16:03,079 --> 02:16:04,080 God. 3093 02:16:06,082 --> 02:16:09,052 We got to be the luckiest people who ever lived. 3094 02:16:11,153 --> 02:16:12,856 After this moment, 3095 02:16:12,989 --> 02:16:15,959 this moment that the three of us are sharing here together, 3096 02:16:16,092 --> 02:16:18,962 nothing is ever gonna be the way that it was, not ever again! 3097 02:16:19,095 --> 02:16:20,664 Do you guys realize that now 3098 02:16:20,797 --> 02:16:22,832 we're gonna be able to do anything? 3099 02:16:22,966 --> 02:16:26,201 I mean, anything we ever dreamed of. 3100 02:16:26,335 --> 02:16:28,838 What a time to be starting out. 3101 02:16:29,506 --> 02:16:31,206 What a time to be alive. 3102 02:16:31,340 --> 02:16:34,511 ♪ Something is stirring, shifting ground ♪ 3103 02:16:34,644 --> 02:16:36,546 ♪ It's just begun ♪ 3104 02:16:38,081 --> 02:16:41,283 ♪ Edges are blurring all around ♪ 3105 02:16:41,417 --> 02:16:44,688 ♪ And yesterday is done ♪ 3106 02:16:44,821 --> 02:16:48,223 ♪ Feel the flow, hear what's happening ♪ 3107 02:16:48,357 --> 02:16:51,728 ♪ We're what's happening ♪ 3108 02:16:51,861 --> 02:16:53,530 ♪ Don't you know? ♪ 3109 02:16:53,663 --> 02:16:56,733 ♪ We're the movers and we're the shapers ♪ 3110 02:16:56,866 --> 02:17:00,302 ♪ We're the names in tomorrow's papers ♪ 3111 02:17:00,436 --> 02:17:04,641 ♪ Up to us now to show 'em ♪ 3112 02:17:07,443 --> 02:17:10,412 [EXHALING PLAYFULLY] 3113 02:17:10,547 --> 02:17:14,283 ALL: ♪ It's our time, breathe it in ♪ 3114 02:17:14,416 --> 02:17:17,620 ♪ Worlds to change and worlds to win ♪ 3115 02:17:17,754 --> 02:17:20,757 ♪ Our turn coming through ♪ 3116 02:17:20,890 --> 02:17:24,694 ♪ Me and you, pal, me and you ♪ 3117 02:17:24,828 --> 02:17:27,564 ♪ Years from now, we'll remember ♪ 3118 02:17:27,697 --> 02:17:29,632 ♪ And we'll come back ♪ 3119 02:17:29,766 --> 02:17:32,936 ♪ Buy the rooftop and hang a plaque ♪ 3120 02:17:33,069 --> 02:17:39,109 ♪ "This is where we began ♪ 3121 02:17:39,241 --> 02:17:43,113 ♪ "Being what we can" ♪ 3122 02:17:49,219 --> 02:17:52,889 ♪ It's our heads on the block ♪ 3123 02:17:53,022 --> 02:17:55,925 ♪ Give us room and start the clock ♪ 3124 02:17:56,059 --> 02:17:59,662 ♪ Our dreams coming true ♪ 3125 02:17:59,796 --> 02:18:03,298 ♪ Me and you, pal, me and you ♪ 3126 02:18:03,432 --> 02:18:05,135 GROUP: ♪ Me and you ♪ 3127 02:18:05,267 --> 02:18:08,270 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 3128 02:18:08,403 --> 02:18:10,472 ♪ Me and you ♪ 3129 02:18:10,607 --> 02:18:14,043 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 3130 02:18:14,177 --> 02:18:15,377 ♪ Me and ♪ 3131 02:18:15,512 --> 02:18:21,383 ♪ You ♪ 3132 02:18:31,060 --> 02:18:33,062 [SONG ENDS] 3133 02:18:41,436 --> 02:18:43,438 [GENTLE, HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 3134 02:19:10,600 --> 02:19:12,602 -[MUSIC ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3135 02:19:19,474 --> 02:19:21,476 -[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] -[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 3136 02:19:25,715 --> 02:19:27,684 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3137 02:21:42,819 --> 02:21:44,821 -[MUSIC ENDS] -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3138 02:21:47,623 --> 02:21:49,625 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 3139 02:24:28,451 --> 02:24:30,319 [MUSIC ENDS] 3140 02:24:30,453 --> 02:24:32,455 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3141 02:24:44,467 --> 02:24:46,002 [CHEERING FADES]