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(CURIOUS, PLAYFUL MUSIC)

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(CURIOUS, PLAYFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

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(CURIOUS, PLAYFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER) MAN: Tickets.

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Tickets, please.

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Next, please. Tickets.

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Yeah, all good for that.

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(PHONE RINGS) Oh. One sec, sorry.

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Alright, son?

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How are we? (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)

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What? They did? Oh!

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Oh, result!

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Ah, sweet, yeah. Yeah. Hang on a sec.

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Oi!

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Where do you think you're going, kid?

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To the airport, sir.

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Will there be a movie onboard?

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(GRUNTS)

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(DRAMATIC NOTES)

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So, what was the plan then, when you got to the airport?

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Stow away in someone's luggage?

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(VOICE ECHOES)

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(GRUNTS) Oi!

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(BLOWING WHISTLE)

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Stop running!

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(SIGHS)

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(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)

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(SIGHS) Where are ya?

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(TENSE NOTE) (FAINT CRACKLING)

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(GASPS)

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No, not now.

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(BUZZER RINGS) (DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)

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Charlie!

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Look at me, not the plant.

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Right, I know you think your mum's in America.Hollywood.

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Yeah...

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But if we can't find her in three years, what makes you think you can?

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She's probably just busy acting in some big movie.(SIGHS)

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I bet she has to stay in character so she can't call anyone.

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(STAMMERS) No doubt.

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Anyway!

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Anyway...

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I am pleased to tell you

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that I have got some good news for you, Charlie.

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You found my mum?

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No!

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But I have found out your real surname.

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What do you mean? My surname's Monroe.

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Your mum changed her name to Monroe when you were a baby.

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I think she wanted to sound more like a movie star.

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If that's not my real name, then what is?

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(CURIOUS, UPBEAT MUSIC)

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(LOUD BANG, HISSING) Argh, no!

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(SIGHS) Giant heap of donkey dung! (DOG WHIMPERS)

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(SIGHS) Boris?!

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(WHIMPERS) Boris!

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(SNORING)

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(YELPING)

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Please, don't get up.

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You didn't hear me yelling?

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No! (WHIMPERS) That tyre's got a puncture.

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Oh, look, I'm on me lunch break anyway.

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(GROANING) It's 10:30.

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(PHONE RINGING FAINTLY) Alright! I'm coming. Move!

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It's like she doesn't care!

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(DOOR BANGS)

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(PHONE RINGING LOUDLY)

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(RINGING GETS LOUDER, BLEEP)

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Hello? (FAINT, INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Yes.

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Polly Little's my sister. I haven't spoken to her in 15 years.

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Whatever trouble she's in is her business.

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(FAINT, INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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A what?

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(CURIOUS, SOMBRE MUSIC)

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Where you off to?

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The City.

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Someone die?

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Worse.

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(BANG, CREAK)

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(LOW, PLAYFUL MUSIC)

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Woah!

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(CURIOUS, PLAYFUL MUSIC)

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(GULLS SQUAWKING)

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(SIREN WAILS)

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(HORNS HONKING)

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Thank you so much for coming. Mmm.

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I mean, took a while to track you down, but we got there in the end.

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What did you say her name was?

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Charlie, is it true that your mum's in movies?

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She's the next Wonder Woman.

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Is she...

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you know... house trained?

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Charlie's very... (SIGHS) er...

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..spirited.

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Gifted.

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All she ever does is talk rubbish.

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You know what I think?

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Your mum, she just didn't want you.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC, CONCLUDES)

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She is a very nice young woman.

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(CHILDREN SHOUTING & CHANTING) Fight! Fight! Fight!

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(LOUD BANG) (CHANTING CONTINUES)

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(YELLS) Charlie!

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CHILDREN: Ooooh...

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(GRUNTING)

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(SIGHS)

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(GROANS)

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Charlie.

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Smile.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(GENTLE, SOMBRE MUSIC)

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(MUSIC FADES)

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Didn't know I had an aunt.

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(SNIFFS) That makes two of us.

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What if my mum comes back for me?

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She knows where to find me.

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(ENGINE REVS FAINTLY)

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(GENTLE, CURIOUS MUSIC)

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(BAAING)

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(DRAMATIC NOTE)

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(CREAKING)

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(BARKING)

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That's Toby. (GROWLS, BARKS)

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He doesn't much like strangers.

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(GROWLING)

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(BARKING)

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(SIGHS)

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Don't know what you're used to, but I go to bed early.

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Work starts before dawn this time of year.

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After dinner, I like to watch the weather forecast, if you-

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Think I'll go to bed.

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(PLUCKY, AWKWARD MUSIC)

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(DISTANT, CREAKING FOOTSTEPS)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(LOW, MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)

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(FLOOR CREAKING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Stairs would be safer. (GASPS)

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It's not exactly how I planned my day going either, you know?

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You only came and got me

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so you'd have someone to work on your farm for free.

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Oh, yeah(!) That's right.

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First thing I thought when I saw you was,

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"There's a kid who looks like she knows how to deworm a chicken."

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I came to get you because,

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unlike some other members of our family,

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I don't shirk my responsibilities.

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If you do decide to leave,

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just use the front door.

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(OWL HOOTS)

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(SIGHS)

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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC)

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(MUSIC BUILDS WARMLY)

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(SIGHS)

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(LOUD BANG, DOOR SQUEAKS) (GASPS)

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Rise and shine.

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It's still dark.

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Not for much longer.

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(GROANS)

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(COCKEREL CROWS IN DISTANCE) (FAINT TECHNO MUSIC & BLEEPING)

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Who's that? Hold on.

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No, wait. If you're replacing me,

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you can't cos that's a child, that's child labour-

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Boris, this is my niece.

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Charlie.

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Alright.

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Charlie, this is Boris.

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He's an imbecile.

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Which is ironic, really, cos he'll be showing you what to do

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while I sort out the tractor he failed to fix yesterday.

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Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. (CHUCKLES)

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Ooh!

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Start her with something easy. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, no bother. I can do that.

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(LIQUID SLOSHING)

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Is this safe?

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Yeahhh... Safe enough.

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(SLOSHING)

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What's in it?

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Science stuff. Oh, who cares?

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Tractor's bust, so we're gonna have to go manual.

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Start at the top of the field,

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and then spray the weed killer all down the different rows.

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And then, do the polytunnels.

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Go on, then. Off you pop.

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What are you doing?

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Supervisin'.

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(TECHNO MUSIC & BLEEPING RESUME)

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(SIGHS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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(SCARY NOTE)

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(COUGHS)

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(COUGHING)

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(COUGHING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SCARY NOTE)

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(GROANS)

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What have you done?

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Ooh, you didn't take the hood off, did ya?

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Ooh, God. Alright, up you get.

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Ah, oopsie daisy. (SIGHS)

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(COUGHS)

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)

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It felt like someone was spraying it in my face.

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Boris! Ho- Hold on, that is not my fault.

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Alright? I gave her the full safety briefing.

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So, you know- You alright?

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Yeah... I'm... fine.

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You weren't gonna get her to do the spraying, were you?

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No, no, no, of course not. I was just sort of...

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you know, showing her what not to do.

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Well, not working is your speciality, I suppose.

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Charlie, I've signed you up for school,

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so we need to go into town to pick up some things.

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Thank you for all you've taught me, Boris.

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And I want the whole field sprayed by the time I'm back!

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(GASPS, YELPS)

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(COUGHING) What is in that?!

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Argh!

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# THE REGRETTES: Pumpkin # # Pumpkin, Pumpkin

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# You're gonna kill me

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# Pumpkin, pumpkin...

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Who are the Smythe-Gherkins? Loony neighbours.

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Stay away from there.

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# I need you to feel me

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# Pumpkin, pumpkin

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# La, la-la-la-la, la

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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Pumpkin pie this way! Please, treat your tastebuds to a good meal.

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Come on, sir, don't be afraid. Pumpkin pies are that way.

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MAN: It's big and it's round... Pumpkins!

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WOMAN: It's mine, give it back!

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Give me the pumpkin! No way!

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It's my pumpkin! It's mine!

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MAN: Get your pumpkins here!

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WOMAN: I've never seen such wonderful pumpkins!

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GIRL: Penny's Perfect Pumpkins!

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MAN: ..best pumpkin pie I've ever had.

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Smaller pumpkins here!

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Get another one!

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You get another one! No! I saw it first!

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(SIGHS)

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What is it with this place and pumpkins?

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Don't get me started.

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You think it's barmy now,

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just you wait 'til the autumn when Mugford PumpkinFest kicks off.

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You don't like pumpkins then?

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That's putting it lightly.

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Why?

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Got my reasons.

253
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Anyway, where exactly were you running away to last night?

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I want to find my mum.

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She left you, remember?

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It's what Polly's always done...

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Leave.

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She had to if she was going to make it into Hollywood.

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You can't take a little kid to auditions.

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But I'm older now.

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And I can look after myself.

262
00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:33,341
When I find her, she'll see that.

263
00:14:34,181 --> 00:14:35,861
Then we can stay together.

264
00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:37,461
Won't be cheap.

265
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:39,861
You're talking...

266
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:42,341
plane ticket to America, hotel bills...

267
00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:47,461
You need to hire a private detective to find her, I should think.

268
00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:50,821
That's big bucks.

269
00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:56,181
I can't believe how much stuff kids need for school these days.

270
00:14:56,221 --> 00:14:59,221
It- It's not like they even teach you anything useful.

271
00:14:59,261 --> 00:15:01,781
What is a pro-tractor anyway?

272
00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:03,421
Compass?

273
00:15:04,341 --> 00:15:05,901
Calculator!

274
00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:08,381
In my day, you used your brain and your fingers.

275
00:15:08,421 --> 00:15:10,181
A hundred grand?

276
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,821
(WHISTLES)

277
00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:14,741
I could get a new combine harvester for that.Mm-hmm.

278
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,101
And a robot to work it. (BOTH CHUCKLE)

279
00:15:17,141 --> 00:15:19,581
Yeah, don't get too excited, Ned.

280
00:15:19,621 --> 00:15:22,861
Noone's ever broken the one tonne barrier.

281
00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:25,541
It's just free advertising for the sponsors.

282
00:15:25,581 --> 00:15:27,261
No, no, no. You wait.

283
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,061
I've already started growing a giant this year.

284
00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:32,701
May as well write me the cheque now, eh?(CHUCKLES) Oh.

285
00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:35,901
I'm sure the Smythe-Gherkins will be shaking in their boots, Ned.

286
00:15:35,941 --> 00:15:39,061
(BOTH LAUGH)The one I've got growing up in the allotment

287
00:15:39,101 --> 00:15:42,341
will give you a run for your money. (FAINT LAUGHTER)

288
00:15:43,421 --> 00:15:45,261
Oh, declined. Sorry, Dinah.

289
00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:46,901
Oh.

290
00:15:46,941 --> 00:15:48,541
(CHUCKLES)

291
00:15:50,981 --> 00:15:53,021
Lovely. Thank you.

292
00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:01,061
Nope. Same.

293
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,461
(BOTH CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY)

294
00:16:05,901 --> 00:16:07,701
How's things at the farm?

295
00:16:07,741 --> 00:16:09,101
Still tough?

296
00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:10,741
We're doing fine, thanks.

297
00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:13,581
(WHISPERS) OK...

298
00:16:16,781 --> 00:16:18,621
(BREATHES SHAKILY)

299
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:21,341
Oh, phew!

300
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,381
Accepted! Phew! (CHUCKLES)

301
00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:25,221
There we go.

302
00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:27,061
You doing anything nice today?

303
00:16:27,101 --> 00:16:28,501
No?

304
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:29,661
Bye...

305
00:16:29,701 --> 00:16:31,381
Who's next?

306
00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:33,181
Charlie! Let's go.

307
00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:34,861
Gotta buy you school shoes.

308
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:38,061
(MUTTERS) Which probably means me selling a kidney or two.

309
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:42,181
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

310
00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:46,381
(LEAVES RUSTLING, BIRD CAWS)

311
00:16:48,061 --> 00:16:49,661
(SIGHS)

312
00:16:55,301 --> 00:16:57,061
(FAINT CRACKLING)

313
00:16:59,421 --> 00:17:01,541
(GENTLE, CURIOUS MUSIC)

314
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,101
(BREATH ECHOES)

315
00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:11,501
Oh, hello.

316
00:17:13,621 --> 00:17:15,221
Are you cold?

317
00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:17,261
(MUFFLED TRICKLING)

318
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,221
I'll get you warmer.

319
00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:27,621
(MUFFLED TRICKLING CONTINUES, FASTER)

320
00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:30,781
(CURIOUS, HOPEFUL MUSIC)

321
00:17:34,181 --> 00:17:35,781
(SIGHS)

322
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:47,141
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

323
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,541
(PEACOCK SHRIEKS)

324
00:17:55,581 --> 00:17:57,861
(GRAND, DRAMATIC MUSIC)

325
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,101
(MUSIC ENDS)

326
00:18:09,141 --> 00:18:11,301
(DOOR SQUEAKS)

327
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,941
Whatever you're selling, we're not interested.

328
00:18:13,981 --> 00:18:15,501
Goodbye. Wait!

329
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:17,661
I'm not selling anything.

330
00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:19,701
I'm Charlie Little from next door.

331
00:18:19,741 --> 00:18:21,621
Dinah's niece.

332
00:18:21,661 --> 00:18:23,341
Why didn't you say so?

333
00:18:23,381 --> 00:18:24,581
Come in! (GASPS)

334
00:18:26,141 --> 00:18:27,901
(GASPS) This is my husband,

335
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,741
Lord Sinclair Smythe-Gherkin.

336
00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,941
(MUMBLING) I'm Lady Veronica.

337
00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:34,821
And you, Charlotte Little, are most welcome.

338
00:18:34,861 --> 00:18:36,461
Sit!

339
00:18:37,261 --> 00:18:38,901
It's just Charlie.

340
00:18:38,941 --> 00:18:40,821
No, I don't think so.

341
00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:42,781
Nicknames are for horses.

342
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,101
Horses! (LAUGHS HEARTILY)

343
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:47,181
(CHUCKLES) Are you about to have a party?

344
00:18:48,021 --> 00:18:50,821
Oh, no. This! This is high tea.

345
00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:54,981
How is your darling aunt?

346
00:18:55,021 --> 00:18:57,021
I do hope she's well.

347
00:18:57,061 --> 00:19:00,341
Must be so hard running that farm all by herself,

348
00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:03,301
even though it is so very, very small.

349
00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:05,741
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

350
00:19:05,781 --> 00:19:07,461
She's OK.

351
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,421
I mean, I think it's hard.

352
00:19:09,461 --> 00:19:11,461
She always seems a bit tired and grumpy.

353
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,741
Mmm!

354
00:19:12,781 --> 00:19:14,181
Mmm.

355
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,461
(CURIOUS MUSIC)

356
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,461
That the guy with the statue in town?

357
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:20,941
Yes.

358
00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:25,421
This is the great Lord Reginald Smythe-Gherkin.

359
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:30,181
The first gentleman to bring a pumpkin into the United Kingdom.

360
00:19:30,221 --> 00:19:32,341
Some say he had a special ability

361
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:35,901
to communicate with all manner of plants and vegetables.

362
00:19:37,061 --> 00:19:38,941
Really? Indeed.

363
00:19:38,981 --> 00:19:41,581
Which may account for his phenomenal success

364
00:19:41,621 --> 00:19:43,901
in the art of pumpkin rearing.

365
00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:46,701
A talent passed down through the generations.

366
00:19:46,741 --> 00:19:48,341
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

367
00:19:48,381 --> 00:19:49,701
Come.

368
00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:53,301
By autumn, these fields will be heaving

369
00:19:53,341 --> 00:19:55,781
with the largest pumpkins you've ever seen.

370
00:19:56,621 --> 00:19:58,421
(COUGHS) Come.

371
00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:03,701
Smythe-Gherkins have won the Heaviest Pumpkin Contest

372
00:20:03,741 --> 00:20:07,061
every year for the last 50 years.

373
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:12,221
What about 2010?

374
00:20:12,261 --> 00:20:13,341
(SNORTS)

375
00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:16,541
Did someone else win that year? (WHIMPERS)

376
00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:18,741
(FAINT GROANING)

377
00:20:21,061 --> 00:20:23,861
(THROUGH TEETH) Some... cake?

378
00:20:23,901 --> 00:20:26,501
(BREATH SHUDDERING) No, thanks.

379
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:29,981
I came to ask for some advice, actually.

380
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:33,261
I want to grow a pumpkin for the competition too.

381
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:36,701
(GASPS)So, I was hoping I could maybe get some... tips?

382
00:20:36,741 --> 00:20:38,621
(SPLUTTERING)

383
00:20:38,661 --> 00:20:39,901
(GRUNTS)

384
00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:43,741
(DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC)

385
00:20:43,781 --> 00:20:46,581
You want to steal our secrets?

386
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:47,821
What?

387
00:20:47,861 --> 00:20:48,981
No.

388
00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:50,621
I just need some advice.

389
00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:54,261
(SCREAMING)

390
00:20:54,301 --> 00:20:56,621
(SHRIEKS) Secret stealer!

391
00:20:56,661 --> 00:20:59,901
Never darken our door again! (GROANS)

392
00:20:59,941 --> 00:21:01,781
Release the hounds!

393
00:21:01,821 --> 00:21:04,141
Oh. We haven't got any, darling. Oh, yes.

394
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:05,981
Come on, let's get back to our game.

395
00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:08,101
(BOTH LAUGH MANIACALLY)

396
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,301
I'm coming to get you! Oh, I hope so!

397
00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:12,181
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE)

398
00:21:13,101 --> 00:21:14,701
(PANTING)

399
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,581
(PEACOCK SHRIEKS)

400
00:21:20,701 --> 00:21:23,701
There's got to be someone in this crazy town who will help me.

401
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,181
(SIGHS)

402
00:21:25,221 --> 00:21:27,501
(SOFT, CURIOUS MUSIC)

403
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,861
(YAWNS) What you having for lunch?

404
00:21:30,901 --> 00:21:32,621
I brought some pumpkin.

405
00:21:32,661 --> 00:21:34,621
(DOORBELL RINGING REPEATEDLY)

406
00:21:36,501 --> 00:21:37,861
Hi!

407
00:21:37,901 --> 00:21:39,901
Excuse me?

408
00:21:39,941 --> 00:21:41,181
Excuse me, Officer.

409
00:21:41,221 --> 00:21:42,821
Is there anyone who doesn't mind

410
00:21:42,861 --> 00:21:44,661
sharing their pumpkin-growing secrets?

411
00:21:44,701 --> 00:21:47,101
(DRAMATIC NOTES)

412
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:49,941
Get her, Margaret! (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

413
00:21:49,981 --> 00:21:51,581
(RADIO BLEEPS) "Control to all units."

414
00:21:51,621 --> 00:21:54,301
(SCREAMING) (ALL YELLING)

415
00:21:54,341 --> 00:21:58,181
Yeah, sure. I'm gonna tell you all the secrets of pumpkinry(!)

416
00:21:58,221 --> 00:21:59,421
Pfft!

417
00:22:00,261 --> 00:22:01,861
(WINCES)

418
00:22:02,661 --> 00:22:05,421
When you said people here were mad for pumpkins,

419
00:22:05,461 --> 00:22:07,421
I didn't know you meant, like, psycho mad.

420
00:22:07,461 --> 00:22:09,061
Well...

421
00:22:09,101 --> 00:22:10,701
I suppose you don't really know someone

422
00:22:10,741 --> 00:22:13,101
until you've asked them for gardening tips.

423
00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:15,461
(SIGHS)

424
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,181
Why didn't you come to me first?

425
00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:19,661
I thought you'd say no.

426
00:22:19,701 --> 00:22:21,541
You thought right.

427
00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:23,381
Pumpkins, Charlie?

428
00:22:23,421 --> 00:22:25,781
Why do you wanna be bothered with all of that?

429
00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:28,661
You're the one who said I'd need cash to find mum.

430
00:22:29,501 --> 00:22:31,101
The prize money?

431
00:22:32,061 --> 00:22:33,661
(SIGHS)

432
00:22:33,701 --> 00:22:35,981
That contest has got a lot to answer for.

433
00:22:39,701 --> 00:22:41,941
I don't wanna have anything to do with it.

434
00:22:46,221 --> 00:22:48,221
That's my dad.

435
00:22:49,021 --> 00:22:51,461
He started entering the pumpkin growing contest

436
00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:53,381
when I was about your age.

437
00:22:53,421 --> 00:22:55,181
It became an obsession.

438
00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:57,741
And after a while,

439
00:22:57,781 --> 00:23:00,261
he completely forgot about the rest of the farm,

440
00:23:00,301 --> 00:23:01,981
until we nearly lost it all.

441
00:23:04,261 --> 00:23:06,301
The stress of it killed him in the end.

442
00:23:07,861 --> 00:23:09,661
Same with my mum.

443
00:23:11,661 --> 00:23:14,181
Leaving yours truly to pick up the pieces,

444
00:23:14,221 --> 00:23:16,541
and try to get this place back on its feet.

445
00:23:19,181 --> 00:23:20,781
Did he...

446
00:23:21,581 --> 00:23:23,181
..Grandad...

447
00:23:23,221 --> 00:23:24,781
..ever win the contest?

448
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,341
(SCOFFS SOFTLY)

449
00:23:27,141 --> 00:23:28,781
Never even made the top three.

450
00:23:30,421 --> 00:23:32,221
(SIGHS)

451
00:23:32,261 --> 00:23:34,901
I'm telling you, Charlie, it's a waste of time.

452
00:23:34,941 --> 00:23:37,021
The Smythe-Gherkins always win anyway.

453
00:23:39,341 --> 00:23:41,221
What about 2010?

454
00:23:42,141 --> 00:23:44,061
(TENSE MUSIC)

455
00:23:44,861 --> 00:23:47,461
They didn't win then.

456
00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:49,341
(CURIOUS MUSIC)

457
00:23:50,381 --> 00:23:52,101
Who did win that year?

458
00:23:52,901 --> 00:23:54,621
Maybe they could help me.

459
00:23:55,461 --> 00:23:57,061
(SIGHS)

460
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,621
(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)

461
00:24:10,341 --> 00:24:11,941
(MUSIC CONCLUDES)

462
00:24:11,981 --> 00:24:13,581
(DOOR SQUEAKS)

463
00:24:20,021 --> 00:24:21,901
How do you know this guy again?

464
00:24:21,941 --> 00:24:23,621
(SIGHS)

465
00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:26,301
(BIRD SQUAWKING)

466
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,341
(KNOCKING) Arlo?

467
00:24:33,101 --> 00:24:35,261
(DOOR SQUEAKS) (LAUGHS)

468
00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:36,981
Dinah Little.

469
00:24:37,021 --> 00:24:38,661
Well, well, well.

470
00:24:38,701 --> 00:24:41,461
Only knew it was a matter of time before you came, er...

471
00:24:41,501 --> 00:24:42,781
knockin' on my door.

472
00:24:42,821 --> 00:24:45,381
Well, I'm sorry, my darling, but that ship has sailed.

473
00:24:45,421 --> 00:24:46,941
(DOOR CREAKS)

474
00:24:46,981 --> 00:24:48,981
Oh, no. Please, God.

475
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,741
That ain't mine, is it?

476
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,341
We snogged once at a school disco, Arlo.

477
00:24:54,181 --> 00:24:56,101
Ahh, but what a snog, eh?

478
00:24:56,141 --> 00:24:59,141
That connection, that magic. You can't fake that.

479
00:24:59,181 --> 00:25:01,741
This is my niece, Charlie.

480
00:25:01,781 --> 00:25:05,501
She's thinking of entering the pumpkin contest, wanted a few tips.

481
00:25:06,741 --> 00:25:08,781
(DOOR CREAKING)

482
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:11,501
Well, that's that.

483
00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:13,141
Wait. (GASPS)

484
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,621
You wanted this.

485
00:25:16,661 --> 00:25:18,261
Woah!

486
00:25:19,741 --> 00:25:21,341
(DOOR SLAMS)

487
00:25:24,221 --> 00:25:25,781
(GROANS)

488
00:25:25,821 --> 00:25:28,141
I'm done with the whole veg growing thing.

489
00:25:28,941 --> 00:25:30,421
I've got bigger fish to fry now.

490
00:25:30,461 --> 00:25:32,461
Like what? Hmm(!)

491
00:25:32,501 --> 00:25:35,141
How about saving the Planet Earth, hmm?!

492
00:25:35,181 --> 00:25:37,821
In case you haven't noticed, the entire world is out of whack!

493
00:25:37,861 --> 00:25:39,901
Besides, even if I wasn't busy,

494
00:25:39,941 --> 00:25:41,461
I, er...

495
00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:43,141
I wouldn't go back there.

496
00:25:43,181 --> 00:25:45,541
It's just a pumpkin growing competition.

497
00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:47,061
Not in this town, kid.

498
00:25:47,101 --> 00:25:50,101
This ain't some grow your own salad school project.

499
00:25:50,141 --> 00:25:54,141
This is all-out, gardening-gloves-off, vegetable warfare!

500
00:25:54,181 --> 00:25:57,021
Arlo, give it a rest, yeah?

501
00:25:57,061 --> 00:25:59,661
She just wants some pointers. Just for fun.

502
00:25:59,701 --> 00:26:01,261
Not just for fun!

503
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,541
I'm going to win.

504
00:26:03,581 --> 00:26:04,941
(CHUCKLES)

505
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:06,741
What'd you say? You're gonna win?

506
00:26:06,781 --> 00:26:08,381
(LAUGHS)

507
00:26:08,421 --> 00:26:10,821
Hey! D'you hear that, fellas? A first timer, huh?

508
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,581
What you gonna do? Wave your magic wand?

509
00:26:13,621 --> 00:26:15,421
No! With...

510
00:26:17,301 --> 00:26:19,341
With what, Charlie?

511
00:26:20,181 --> 00:26:21,781
(QUIETLY) Alright.

512
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,941
This'll sound mad.

513
00:26:25,981 --> 00:26:29,501
And I can't really explain it. (GENTLE, CURIOUS MUSIC)

514
00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:31,661
But as far back as I can remember...

515
00:26:32,941 --> 00:26:34,741
..every time I touch a plant...

516
00:26:35,781 --> 00:26:39,421
..something... odd happens.

517
00:26:41,021 --> 00:26:42,981
I- I used to be scared of it.

518
00:26:43,021 --> 00:26:46,021
But... since I came here...

519
00:26:47,061 --> 00:26:49,181
..I think I'm starting to understand.

520
00:26:50,101 --> 00:26:53,461
It's like I can... feel what they're feeling.

521
00:26:53,501 --> 00:26:54,541
You know?

522
00:26:54,581 --> 00:26:55,941
(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) No.

523
00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:57,661
Charlie, I know you want Arlo's help,

524
00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:59,301
but you can't just make stuff up!

525
00:26:59,341 --> 00:27:00,821
I'm not!

526
00:27:00,861 --> 00:27:02,981
Like...

527
00:27:06,461 --> 00:27:08,541
This one. Hey, hey, hey!

528
00:27:09,381 --> 00:27:11,221
Too hot. No!

529
00:27:11,261 --> 00:27:13,261
No! Wait, wait, wait.

530
00:27:13,301 --> 00:27:15,581
(CURIOUS, PLAYFUL MUSIC)

531
00:27:15,621 --> 00:27:16,901
And...

532
00:27:16,941 --> 00:27:18,541
This one.

533
00:27:21,701 --> 00:27:23,421
This one's lonely.

534
00:27:23,461 --> 00:27:25,661
Lonely. Not lonely, it's got me!

535
00:27:29,661 --> 00:27:31,581
Aaand...

536
00:27:31,621 --> 00:27:33,221
(MUSIC SOFTENS)

537
00:27:33,261 --> 00:27:34,581
This one.

538
00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:35,701
Hey, stop!

539
00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:37,421
(TENSE NOTE)

540
00:27:37,461 --> 00:27:39,501
Aphelandra squarrosa.

541
00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:41,181
The zebra plant.

542
00:27:41,221 --> 00:27:42,781
Tough to grow.

543
00:27:42,821 --> 00:27:44,501
Even tougher to make flower.

544
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:46,021
There's no flower.

545
00:27:46,061 --> 00:27:47,421
Yeah, I know that!

546
00:27:47,461 --> 00:27:49,781
That's why... I'm working on it.

547
00:27:50,661 --> 00:27:52,181
(GIGGLES)

548
00:27:53,741 --> 00:27:55,861
(SMOOTH REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS)

549
00:27:56,701 --> 00:27:58,501
She was kind of...

550
00:28:00,381 --> 00:28:01,741
..bored?

551
00:28:02,661 --> 00:28:04,701
(SMOOTH REGGAE CONTINUES)

552
00:28:06,221 --> 00:28:07,821
(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)

553
00:28:08,661 --> 00:28:09,941
(SIGHS)

554
00:28:11,661 --> 00:28:14,101
People think I'm weird. (CHUCKLES)

555
00:28:14,141 --> 00:28:16,781
Can't believe you used to go out with that.

556
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,461
It's a small town, OK? There wasn't exactly much choice.

557
00:28:23,141 --> 00:28:24,741
Listen...

558
00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:27,181
Maybe it's for the best.

559
00:28:27,981 --> 00:28:29,941
You start school tomorrow.

560
00:28:29,981 --> 00:28:31,941
Forget all this pumpkin nonsense,

561
00:28:31,981 --> 00:28:34,621
and concentrate on making some new friends.

562
00:28:36,101 --> 00:28:37,701
(SIGHS)

563
00:28:38,861 --> 00:28:41,061
(CHILDREN SCREAMING PLAYFULLY)

564
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,101
Can I sit here?

565
00:28:58,021 --> 00:28:59,621
You mind?

566
00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:04,501
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

567
00:29:06,981 --> 00:29:08,581
How's your day going?

568
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,781
At least you didn't have an hour of algebra.

569
00:29:13,141 --> 00:29:17,301
Guessing you're, what, about... 200 years old?

570
00:29:17,341 --> 00:29:19,381
I'm only 11, actually.

571
00:29:20,181 --> 00:29:22,061
But I won't take it personally.

572
00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:31,901
You're Charlie Little from Dinah's farm.

573
00:29:34,661 --> 00:29:37,981
No offence, but I'm not looking to make friends.

574
00:29:38,021 --> 00:29:39,501
I'm only here 'til fall.

575
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:42,181
Don't wanna miss Mugford PumpkinFest, huh?

576
00:29:42,221 --> 00:29:43,861
No.

577
00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:46,981
Well... Yeah.

578
00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:48,581
I'm going to win the contest,

579
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,861
then I'm going to join my mum in the States.

580
00:29:50,901 --> 00:29:52,221
Impressive.

581
00:29:52,261 --> 00:29:54,221
My dad's gonna be disappointed though.

582
00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:56,261
He's entering the contest too.

583
00:29:56,301 --> 00:29:58,701
Maybe tell him not to bother this year then.

584
00:29:58,741 --> 00:30:00,661
He's got a big team helping him.

585
00:30:00,701 --> 00:30:02,061
You got much of a team?

586
00:30:03,781 --> 00:30:05,381
I'm working on it.

587
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:08,581
(HUMMING TUNEFULLY)

588
00:30:08,621 --> 00:30:10,661
(CHUCKLES)

589
00:30:10,701 --> 00:30:12,661
Morning, gang!

590
00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:15,501
(HOPEFUL PIANO MUSIC)

591
00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:22,821
Sweet Monty Don!

592
00:30:24,941 --> 00:30:26,541
(BOOK THUDS)

593
00:30:27,341 --> 00:30:29,101
(GROANS)

594
00:30:29,141 --> 00:30:31,541
(RHYTHMIC KNOCKING ON DOOR)

595
00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:35,141
We're gonna need a spade.

596
00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:37,821
And we're gonna need a load of good soil. (CLEARS THROAT)

597
00:30:37,861 --> 00:30:39,541
(HOPEFUL PIANO MUSIC)

598
00:30:39,581 --> 00:30:41,781
Let's go!

599
00:30:41,821 --> 00:30:43,821
Come on!

600
00:30:44,701 --> 00:30:46,541
(MUSIC FADES)

601
00:30:46,581 --> 00:30:47,941
Mmm. (SPITS)

602
00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,341
I don't know.

603
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:51,941
I've seen more life in a bale of hay than this lot.

604
00:30:51,981 --> 00:30:53,501
What is it?

605
00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,141
It's kale.

606
00:30:55,181 --> 00:30:56,901
Used to make us a decent return.

607
00:30:56,941 --> 00:30:59,701
Now it seems to be struggling more every year.

608
00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,341
Ooh.

609
00:31:02,381 --> 00:31:03,821
Go on, then, Sensei.

610
00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:06,301
Let's see what your magical green fingers feel!

611
00:31:06,341 --> 00:31:08,061
Seriously? Shh!

612
00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,581
(QUIETLY) Let Chazzer focus.

613
00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:13,621
(BIRD SQUAWKS, WIND SWIRLS)

614
00:31:16,421 --> 00:31:18,381
(LOW RUMBLING)

615
00:31:21,341 --> 00:31:23,621
(RUMBLING FADES)

616
00:31:30,621 --> 00:31:32,221
Nothing.

617
00:31:33,061 --> 00:31:34,661
It's weird...

618
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,861
Like the earth has just gone...

619
00:31:38,701 --> 00:31:40,661
..quiet.

620
00:31:40,701 --> 00:31:42,261
I don't know.

621
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:43,821
Maybe I've lost it.

622
00:31:43,861 --> 00:31:46,101
No. No, you're bang on.

623
00:31:46,141 --> 00:31:47,381
If you can't hear anything,

624
00:31:47,421 --> 00:31:49,621
it's cos of that evil muck you're spraying on it.

625
00:31:49,661 --> 00:31:51,581
Sure, it works at first, but over time,

626
00:31:51,621 --> 00:31:54,021
it just sucks the goodness right out of the soil.

627
00:31:54,061 --> 00:31:56,461
It's no wonder you couldn't hear anything.

628
00:32:00,981 --> 00:32:02,581
(SIGHS)

629
00:32:04,781 --> 00:32:07,021
(LOW RUMBLING)

630
00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:11,261
(LOUD CRACKLING) (HOPEFUL NOTE)

631
00:32:12,141 --> 00:32:14,181
You like that? Bit noisier?

632
00:32:14,221 --> 00:32:15,981
Deafening.

633
00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:26,421
So, I've got these.

634
00:32:26,461 --> 00:32:28,781
What do you think? Aha! Oh, yeah, right.

635
00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:30,621
Bye!

636
00:32:30,661 --> 00:32:34,061
What are you doing?! Arlo, you are such a drama queen.

637
00:32:34,101 --> 00:32:36,341
They are nothing but factory farmed rubbish!

638
00:32:36,381 --> 00:32:38,701
Which you are paying the shop back for, by the way, Charlie.

639
00:32:38,741 --> 00:32:40,181
But these...

640
00:32:40,221 --> 00:32:42,181
Get all of this stuff out the way...

641
00:32:43,381 --> 00:32:44,981
Look.

642
00:32:45,021 --> 00:32:47,101
These are descended from greatness,

643
00:32:47,141 --> 00:32:50,061
harvested from my own prize-winning pumpkin, Dinah.

644
00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:51,781
Delilah. (CLEARS THROAT)

645
00:32:51,821 --> 00:32:54,021
L- Let's just choose one, shall we? (CHUCKLES)

646
00:32:54,061 --> 00:32:56,661
Just one? Isn't that a bit of a gamble?

647
00:32:56,701 --> 00:32:59,021
Yeah, you know... You gotta grow hard or go home.

648
00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:01,261
Fine. Well... That one, obviously.

649
00:33:02,061 --> 00:33:04,221
Just- Let's see what Charlie thinks of 'em.

650
00:33:06,741 --> 00:33:08,581
(GENTLE, CURIOUS MUSIC)

651
00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,101
This one.

652
00:33:10,141 --> 00:33:12,021
That little thing?

653
00:33:12,061 --> 00:33:14,461
Feels different to all the others.

654
00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:17,621
Like it's got all this power just waiting to bust out.

655
00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:19,221
(WHISPERS) Oh, I love it.

656
00:33:19,261 --> 00:33:21,261
(SCOFFS SOFTLY) You two.

657
00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:22,901
Come on, then.

658
00:33:25,701 --> 00:33:27,301
(SIGHS)

659
00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:31,701
(SIGHS)

660
00:33:31,741 --> 00:33:33,501
I'm relying on you.

661
00:33:33,541 --> 00:33:35,141
Good luck.

662
00:33:35,981 --> 00:33:37,741
Aww.

663
00:33:37,781 --> 00:33:40,101
(GENTLE, HOPEFUL MUSIC)

664
00:33:43,781 --> 00:33:46,861
And now we must show our commitment to the new life that we are creating

665
00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:48,221
by having a wee on it.

666
00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:52,141
Oh! That is enough crazy for one day, thank you very much.

667
00:33:52,181 --> 00:33:54,581
It's alright, Chazzer. You can add yours later!

668
00:33:54,621 --> 00:33:55,981
(ZIP WHIZZES)

669
00:33:56,821 --> 00:33:58,101
(SIGHS)

670
00:34:01,061 --> 00:34:03,101
(GENTLE, HOPEFUL MUSIC)

671
00:34:04,021 --> 00:34:06,101
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

672
00:34:13,861 --> 00:34:15,461
What you working on?

673
00:34:16,581 --> 00:34:19,741
Looking at our yields for the last few years.

674
00:34:19,781 --> 00:34:22,221
Arlo might be a ridiculous nutter,

675
00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:24,301
but he's right about one thing.

676
00:34:24,341 --> 00:34:27,541
The more chemicals we spray, the less we seem to harvest.

677
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:32,541
It felt like I was choking when I used that weed killer.

678
00:34:34,101 --> 00:34:36,861
You really think plants feel things like us, don't you?

679
00:34:39,701 --> 00:34:42,101
Yeah. I do.

680
00:34:43,861 --> 00:34:45,821
Well, don't get your hopes up too much.

681
00:34:45,861 --> 00:34:48,181
What Arlo hasn't told you is he only won that year

682
00:34:48,221 --> 00:34:50,901
cos the Smythe-Gherkins' pumpkin got sat on by a horse.

683
00:34:50,941 --> 00:34:52,541
(CHUCKLES)

684
00:35:07,581 --> 00:35:09,541
(SIGHS) Hurry up.

685
00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:11,941
Come on!

686
00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:14,381
Grow!

687
00:35:16,941 --> 00:35:18,341
Why aren't you growing?

688
00:35:18,381 --> 00:35:20,301
You gotta chill out, my little earthworm.

689
00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:25,981
So, now we just... what? Wait until fall?

690
00:35:26,021 --> 00:35:28,941
That's a joke, right? This is where the hard work begins.

691
00:35:28,981 --> 00:35:31,901
Welly... Toaster...

692
00:35:31,941 --> 00:35:33,061
Er...

693
00:35:33,101 --> 00:35:34,701
Ah! Right...

694
00:35:36,621 --> 00:35:38,421
Got our special pumpkin mix.

695
00:35:41,381 --> 00:35:42,581
(CLICKING)

696
00:35:43,421 --> 00:35:45,021
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) Oooh.

697
00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:46,621
Come on, earthworm.

698
00:35:46,661 --> 00:35:48,821
Ahh. Ahh.

699
00:35:48,861 --> 00:35:50,461
No way.

700
00:35:50,501 --> 00:35:53,621
Plants are sensitive. I shouldn't have to tell you this, you know.

701
00:35:53,661 --> 00:35:55,541
It'll pick up on our good vibes!

702
00:35:55,581 --> 00:35:58,061
Or totally die of embarrassment. Right.

703
00:35:58,101 --> 00:35:59,941
(CLICK, MUSIC STOPS)

704
00:35:59,981 --> 00:36:02,301
You wanna get out of here, right?

705
00:36:02,341 --> 00:36:03,821
You wanna win that cabbage?

706
00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:05,981
You wanna win that sweet, sweet cheddar?

707
00:36:06,021 --> 00:36:08,301
You wanna find your mum?

708
00:36:08,341 --> 00:36:09,941
Then dance.

709
00:36:09,981 --> 00:36:12,141
(UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES)

710
00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:14,821
(MUSIC GETS LOUDER) Ohhh. Love that rhythm.

711
00:36:14,861 --> 00:36:16,901
Oh, yeah.

712
00:36:18,821 --> 00:36:20,261
Ahh. You like that?

713
00:36:21,941 --> 00:36:23,421
Alright.

714
00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:25,061
Come on.

715
00:36:25,101 --> 00:36:26,901
Is that all you got? Hey!

716
00:36:26,941 --> 00:36:28,741
You gotta work it, earthworm.

717
00:36:28,781 --> 00:36:30,541
Yar!

718
00:36:31,381 --> 00:36:33,421
(GRUNTS) (MUSIC CONTINUES FAINTLY)

719
00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:35,981
Woo. Ugh.

720
00:36:36,021 --> 00:36:37,781
Hey. Hey, come over! Woo!

721
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,421
Uh-uh.

722
00:36:39,461 --> 00:36:41,261
No.

723
00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:42,541
Come and have a dance!

724
00:36:42,581 --> 00:36:44,181
(ENGINE STARTS) No.

725
00:36:44,221 --> 00:36:45,581
Come on! Woooo!

726
00:36:45,621 --> 00:36:47,181
You old stick in the mud!

727
00:36:47,221 --> 00:36:49,061
Oh, yah!

728
00:36:49,901 --> 00:36:52,101
Yeah! I like that.

729
00:36:52,141 --> 00:36:54,021
Woo!

730
00:36:54,061 --> 00:36:56,301
Hey, don't step on him.

731
00:36:56,341 --> 00:36:58,101
(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY, OWL HOOTS)

732
00:36:58,141 --> 00:37:00,301
(ALARM BEEPING) (EXCITING MUSIC)

733
00:37:05,741 --> 00:37:07,581
(GRUNTING)

734
00:37:07,621 --> 00:37:09,341
Chazzer! (SMASH)

735
00:37:09,381 --> 00:37:11,341
# KT TUNSTALL: Grow #

736
00:37:11,381 --> 00:37:14,341
# I found a piece of something real

737
00:37:14,381 --> 00:37:18,141
# I caught a glimpse of how to feel

738
00:37:18,181 --> 00:37:21,141
# And I'm not gonna waste it...

739
00:37:21,181 --> 00:37:22,701
(MUMBLES) Left a bit.

740
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,141
We're in now.

741
00:37:24,181 --> 00:37:27,421
# I saw a light burst Through the dark

742
00:37:27,461 --> 00:37:30,901
# I swore I felt a tiny spark

743
00:37:30,941 --> 00:37:33,581
# And maybe I can chase it

744
00:37:35,141 --> 00:37:37,901
# Cos luck has

745
00:37:37,941 --> 00:37:39,941
# Never stuck fast... (GRUNTS)

746
00:37:39,981 --> 00:37:42,461
(LAUGHS) Aww! Who put the-

747
00:37:42,501 --> 00:37:46,661
# Always blown past, slipped from me (ALARM BEEPS)

748
00:37:48,221 --> 00:37:51,061
# But from now

749
00:37:51,101 --> 00:37:54,261
# Maybe somehow

750
00:37:54,301 --> 00:37:57,661
# Things could work out

751
00:37:57,701 --> 00:38:00,181
# Differently

752
00:38:01,741 --> 00:38:04,621
# Here I am Standing in the driving rain

753
00:38:04,661 --> 00:38:07,821
# And I can see it coming Like a hurricane....

754
00:38:07,861 --> 00:38:11,141
Hold it still. # I will trust, trust, trust

755
00:38:11,181 --> 00:38:14,461
# If I must, must, must... (SCREAMS)

756
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:17,581
# Is this happiness?

757
00:38:17,621 --> 00:38:20,581
# This feeling in my chest

758
00:38:20,621 --> 00:38:25,181
# I know I shouldn't let it go

759
00:38:27,181 --> 00:38:30,221
(ALARM BEEPING) # It's easy to run away

760
00:38:30,261 --> 00:38:33,181
# But this time I might just stay

761
00:38:33,221 --> 00:38:34,821
# Oh-oh

762
00:38:35,701 --> 00:38:38,181
# I'm gonna let it grow

763
00:38:39,261 --> 00:38:40,901
(SPLAT, MUSIC STOPS)

764
00:38:40,941 --> 00:38:42,861
(COCKEREL CROWS)

765
00:38:43,701 --> 00:38:45,301
(GROANS)

766
00:38:46,261 --> 00:38:48,421
(SIGHS) # I'll never let it

767
00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:50,221
(YELPS) # Go, go, go

768
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:53,301
(EXCITED SHOUTING) # I'll never let it go, go, go

769
00:38:53,341 --> 00:38:56,501
# I'll never let it go, go, go

770
00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:58,821
# I'm gonna let it grow, grow

771
00:38:58,861 --> 00:39:01,141
(ALARM BEEPING) # Grow, oh-ohhh

772
00:39:01,181 --> 00:39:03,741
# Cos luck has never stuck fast...

773
00:39:03,781 --> 00:39:05,021
So, push that down.

774
00:39:05,061 --> 00:39:07,701
Right, left, and up.

775
00:39:07,741 --> 00:39:09,381
Now start her up.

776
00:39:09,421 --> 00:39:10,821
How?

777
00:39:10,861 --> 00:39:13,021
(LAUGHTER)

778
00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:15,941
# But from now

779
00:39:15,981 --> 00:39:18,781
# Maybe somehow

780
00:39:19,621 --> 00:39:22,581
# Things could work out

781
00:39:22,621 --> 00:39:25,181
# Differently

782
00:39:25,221 --> 00:39:27,701
# I'm gonna let it grow #

783
00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:29,261
..and then, that was, like,

784
00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:32,021
the most disastrous day of our life. (CHUCKLES)

785
00:39:32,061 --> 00:39:33,621
(SIGHS) OK.

786
00:39:33,661 --> 00:39:35,901
Annual farm meeting.

787
00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:39,901
Oh, it's, er, it's not one of them employee review things, is it?

788
00:39:39,941 --> 00:39:41,741
Lucky for you, no.

789
00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:43,981
Oh, great. (SIGHS LOUDLY)

790
00:39:45,021 --> 00:39:48,301
But I have made some decisions about the direction of the farm.

791
00:39:48,341 --> 00:39:49,581
Oh, yeah?

792
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:52,541
It's time we thought about doing something differently around here.

793
00:39:52,581 --> 00:39:54,301
We're gonna go organic.

794
00:39:54,341 --> 00:39:56,861
Are we? You know, compost...

795
00:39:56,901 --> 00:39:59,141
green manure, companion farming.

796
00:39:59,181 --> 00:40:00,581
No more chemicals.

797
00:40:00,621 --> 00:40:03,061
Re-wilding. Weeding by hand.

798
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,821
You know this is all just a trendy fad?

799
00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:07,381
It isn't.

800
00:40:07,421 --> 00:40:09,981
Haven't you noticed there's hardly any birds here any more?

801
00:40:10,021 --> 00:40:12,581
Farm used to be teeming with them when I was a kid.

802
00:40:12,621 --> 00:40:15,541
Birds eat crops. Who cares?

803
00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:18,101
(SHOUTS IN DISTANCE) Aunt Dinah! Aunt Dinah!

804
00:40:18,141 --> 00:40:20,261
We'll pick this up later.

805
00:40:20,301 --> 00:40:22,341
In fact, no. We won't.

806
00:40:22,381 --> 00:40:24,221
This isn't a debate.

807
00:40:40,181 --> 00:40:42,301
Hello, little fella.

808
00:40:43,701 --> 00:40:45,701
You know what this means now, don't ya?

809
00:40:45,741 --> 00:40:47,741
It's time to give him a name.

810
00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:49,261
Or her.

811
00:40:49,301 --> 00:40:51,261
(LOW RUMBLING, CRACKLING)

812
00:40:51,301 --> 00:40:53,461
Sorry, it's a he.

813
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,861
Alright, fine. Well, call him Bob.

814
00:40:56,901 --> 00:40:58,501
Can I get back to work now?

815
00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:00,901
He doesn't like Bob. Yeah, he doesn't like Bob.

816
00:41:01,701 --> 00:41:03,941
Er, I know... Wh- What about Steve?

817
00:41:04,981 --> 00:41:06,701
Sorry, that's a no.

818
00:41:06,741 --> 00:41:07,901
Tony? No.

819
00:41:07,941 --> 00:41:09,261
Harry? No.

820
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:10,621
Barry. No.

821
00:41:10,661 --> 00:41:11,661
Larry? No.

822
00:41:11,701 --> 00:41:12,741
Gary. No.

823
00:41:12,781 --> 00:41:14,701
Hieronymus? Who would like

824
00:41:14,741 --> 00:41:16,541
to be called Hieronymus? Nobody.

825
00:41:16,581 --> 00:41:17,581
George. No.

826
00:41:17,621 --> 00:41:18,621
Daryl? No.

827
00:41:18,661 --> 00:41:19,661
Lee? No.

828
00:41:19,701 --> 00:41:20,861
Tom! Just stop!

829
00:41:20,901 --> 00:41:22,941
He doesn't like any of them. Oh, for Pete's sake.

830
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:24,181
This is hopeless!

831
00:41:24,221 --> 00:41:25,901
Wait. That's it.

832
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,701
Hopeless?

833
00:41:27,741 --> 00:41:30,421
(CHUCKLES) It's funny, but I don't hate it.

834
00:41:30,461 --> 00:41:32,141
No! Pete.

835
00:41:32,181 --> 00:41:33,541
Ah. Wait...

836
00:41:34,381 --> 00:41:35,821
Peter.

837
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,661
He likes it. He's called Peter.

838
00:41:38,701 --> 00:41:40,301
Peter. Finally.

839
00:41:40,341 --> 00:41:42,341
(RUMBLING)

840
00:41:42,381 --> 00:41:44,861
(GRUNTS) There's something else.

841
00:41:44,901 --> 00:41:47,861
Peter's hungry. Hungry for lion poo.

842
00:41:47,901 --> 00:41:49,661
That sounds pretty expensive.

843
00:41:49,701 --> 00:41:51,941
Who said anything about paying for it?

844
00:41:51,981 --> 00:41:53,781
I got a plop dealer.

845
00:41:54,621 --> 00:41:57,021
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

846
00:42:02,141 --> 00:42:03,821
(FLIES BUZZING)

847
00:42:03,861 --> 00:42:06,061
He's a biggun. Hmm.

848
00:42:06,901 --> 00:42:09,301
Come on. Eww.

849
00:42:10,141 --> 00:42:12,141
(GROANS) (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

850
00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:14,861
Did your friend ask why we wanted so much lion dung?

851
00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:16,541
I didn't speak to him.

852
00:42:16,581 --> 00:42:18,181
(MUSIC STOPS)

853
00:42:18,981 --> 00:42:21,221
You didn't talk to the friend who was gonna arrange

854
00:42:21,261 --> 00:42:22,701
for the lions to be inside?

855
00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:23,901
I left a message.

856
00:42:24,741 --> 00:42:26,621
Eh, he'll pick it up. (DISTANT ROAR)

857
00:42:26,661 --> 00:42:29,981
You know, I find one gets used to the smell quite quickly.

858
00:42:30,021 --> 00:42:32,941
It's actually quite nice, isn't it? In the car. Now.

859
00:42:32,981 --> 00:42:34,901
Where you goin'? Charlie!

860
00:42:34,941 --> 00:42:36,501
(ROARING) Guys, relax!

861
00:42:36,541 --> 00:42:38,661
I used to visit all the time when they were cubs,

862
00:42:38,701 --> 00:42:40,501
they're bound to remember me.

863
00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:42,141
(BANG) (PANTING)

864
00:42:42,181 --> 00:42:43,781
They did not remember me!

865
00:42:43,821 --> 00:42:45,501
(LOUD ROAR)

866
00:42:45,541 --> 00:42:47,821
(ALL SCREAM)

867
00:42:49,781 --> 00:42:51,181
(CHUCKLES)

868
00:42:51,221 --> 00:42:53,221
My car's never gonna smell the same again,

869
00:42:53,261 --> 00:42:55,101
so I hope you appreciate this.

870
00:42:55,981 --> 00:42:58,181
Can't believe I'm talking to a pumpkin.

871
00:43:00,741 --> 00:43:03,141
(SIGHS) Oh, dear.

872
00:43:05,661 --> 00:43:07,701
I hear you've gone orgasmic.

873
00:43:07,741 --> 00:43:09,221
You what?

874
00:43:09,261 --> 00:43:10,821
Up at the farm.

875
00:43:10,861 --> 00:43:12,261
Organic.

876
00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:13,541
Yeah.

877
00:43:13,581 --> 00:43:15,621
How's that working out for you, then?

878
00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:19,741
Well, better to do the right thing than the easy thing, I say.

879
00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:22,901
I'm sure it'll pay off.

880
00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:25,981
Eventually.

881
00:43:28,421 --> 00:43:30,621
Hi, Charlie. Having a fun summer?

882
00:43:30,661 --> 00:43:32,701
Um... Yeah, I guess.

883
00:43:32,741 --> 00:43:34,341
How's your pumpkin doing?

884
00:43:34,381 --> 00:43:36,021
Think it's a record breaker?

885
00:43:36,061 --> 00:43:37,621
Of course it is.

886
00:43:37,661 --> 00:43:39,181
I asked my Dad,

887
00:43:39,221 --> 00:43:42,381
he said you could come to his lab any time, if you want to see his.

888
00:43:42,421 --> 00:43:44,581
I'm a bit busy on the farm-

889
00:43:44,621 --> 00:43:47,061
Oh, I think we can let you take half a day off.

890
00:43:47,101 --> 00:43:49,061
As long as you make it back up.

891
00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:51,461
I'm Dinah.

892
00:43:51,501 --> 00:43:53,141
You're Don Gregory's boy, aren't you?

893
00:43:53,181 --> 00:43:55,141
Oliver. Pleased to meet you.

894
00:43:55,181 --> 00:43:56,941
Pleased to meet you.

895
00:43:56,981 --> 00:43:58,661
Well, go on, Charlie.

896
00:43:58,701 --> 00:44:01,381
Besides, it can't hurt to,

897
00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:03,861
you know, check out the competition.

898
00:44:03,901 --> 00:44:05,501
(CLICKS)

899
00:44:06,341 --> 00:44:07,781
Can we go today?

900
00:44:09,341 --> 00:44:11,781
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

901
00:44:16,501 --> 00:44:19,061
I have to say, Glen, it's going very well.

902
00:44:19,101 --> 00:44:21,021
(FAINT, INDISTINCT CHATTER) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

903
00:44:21,061 --> 00:44:23,261
Well, I fully expect to win that competition,

904
00:44:23,301 --> 00:44:26,061
and bring the glorious sunshine that is free publicity

905
00:44:26,101 --> 00:44:29,221
basking down onto all of us here at Gargana. (CHUCKLES)

906
00:44:29,261 --> 00:44:31,341
Dad? (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

907
00:44:31,381 --> 00:44:34,061
Yeah. Well, I mean, of course. I'd stake my career on it.

908
00:44:34,101 --> 00:44:36,141
(LAUGHS LOUDLY) (INDISTINCT)

909
00:44:36,181 --> 00:44:38,701
No. no. I would. I would stake my career on it.

910
00:44:38,741 --> 00:44:40,421
Yes. Dad?

911
00:44:40,461 --> 00:44:41,861
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

912
00:44:41,901 --> 00:44:43,661
(WHISPERS) Eh-deh-deh! Don't do that.

913
00:44:43,701 --> 00:44:45,261
(INDISTINCT) Yeah. Er, no, no.

914
00:44:45,301 --> 00:44:47,461
I- Look... I won't let you down, Glen.

915
00:44:47,501 --> 00:44:49,101
Er, Glen?

916
00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:55,541
(GROANS) What have I told you about interrupting me when I'm at work?

917
00:44:55,581 --> 00:44:56,861
You're always at work.

918
00:44:56,901 --> 00:44:59,741
Ooh, Glen! Are you still there? Erm- No, not you. Erm, the-

919
00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:01,741
(LINE BEEPS) Glen? (SIGHS)

920
00:45:03,061 --> 00:45:05,901
(HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT GRUMBLING) Pumpkins.

921
00:45:06,741 --> 00:45:08,821
(TENSE MUSIC)

922
00:45:10,621 --> 00:45:13,221
This is it. The JX8.

923
00:45:13,261 --> 00:45:16,701
It's the result of years of research

924
00:45:16,741 --> 00:45:20,981
into the science of ultra-potent fertilisers.

925
00:45:21,021 --> 00:45:24,781
We've been working on reducing the effects of gravity on the JX8.

926
00:45:24,821 --> 00:45:29,461
The JX6 and JX7 collapsed under their own weight.

927
00:45:29,501 --> 00:45:32,661
It was not a pretty sight, I can tell you. Blagh!

928
00:45:33,501 --> 00:45:35,501
Doesn't it need sunlight? Of course!

929
00:45:35,541 --> 00:45:37,741
But the sun is undependable.

930
00:45:37,781 --> 00:45:41,141
In August and September, it's only available 14-15 hours a day.

931
00:45:41,181 --> 00:45:43,781
We've improved on it.

932
00:45:43,821 --> 00:45:48,621
You... have IMPROVED... on the sun?

933
00:45:48,661 --> 00:45:50,621
Oh, yes, indeedy-do-do.

934
00:45:50,661 --> 00:45:52,061
Kevin?

935
00:45:52,101 --> 00:45:53,861
Right here, Mr Gregory. Ooh!

936
00:45:54,701 --> 00:45:57,421
Engage Gargasun!

937
00:45:58,581 --> 00:46:02,341
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) (ROBOTIC) "Gargasun initialising.

938
00:46:02,381 --> 00:46:04,861
Apply protective eyewear immediately."

939
00:46:04,901 --> 00:46:06,381
(DEVICE WHIRRING)

940
00:46:06,421 --> 00:46:10,741
"Gargasun starting in three, two, one."

941
00:46:10,781 --> 00:46:12,621
(WHIRRING) (BOTH GASP)

942
00:46:14,741 --> 00:46:16,461
(CHUCKLES)

943
00:46:16,501 --> 00:46:17,941
(INHALES) Erm, yep.

944
00:46:18,821 --> 00:46:20,501
It's off right now because

945
00:46:20,541 --> 00:46:24,221
we've been collecting our daily core samples from the JX8.

946
00:46:24,261 --> 00:46:26,701
Charlie's growing one for the contest too.

947
00:46:26,741 --> 00:46:28,901
Awww, isn't that adorable?

948
00:46:28,941 --> 00:46:30,541
Arlo's helping her.

949
00:46:30,581 --> 00:46:32,261
2010 winner, Arlo?

950
00:46:32,301 --> 00:46:34,541
(SIGHS) Who talks to her?

951
00:46:34,581 --> 00:46:36,661
(LAUGHS) Ooh. Er. Let me have a think.

952
00:46:36,701 --> 00:46:39,261
Erm... Ooh... No one.

953
00:46:39,301 --> 00:46:41,381
(CHUCKLES) Maybe you should.

954
00:46:47,621 --> 00:46:50,301
(LOW RUMBLING)

955
00:46:52,021 --> 00:46:54,381
(LOW HOWLING)

956
00:46:54,421 --> 00:46:56,061
What's wrong?

957
00:46:56,901 --> 00:46:59,181
Er... Don't touch the subject!

958
00:46:59,221 --> 00:47:02,381
Oliver, if your friend can't behave, she'll have to leave.

959
00:47:02,421 --> 00:47:06,181
What you're doing here is totally barbaric and should be stopped!

960
00:47:06,221 --> 00:47:08,061
(HISSING) No! Oh! Kevin!

961
00:47:08,101 --> 00:47:10,581
"Warning. Pumpkin unstable." Kevin, get her! Stop!

962
00:47:10,621 --> 00:47:12,261
No. No. No, no, no, no.

963
00:47:12,301 --> 00:47:14,581
Mr Gregory! Mr Gregory! Kevin!

964
00:47:14,621 --> 00:47:15,941
Get her out! Get her out!

965
00:47:15,981 --> 00:47:17,741
Wow, she is really strong.

966
00:47:17,781 --> 00:47:19,941
(DRAMATIC MUSIC STOPS)

967
00:47:22,981 --> 00:47:25,061
(SIGHS) I'm sorry.

968
00:47:26,581 --> 00:47:28,541
It's just... (SIGHS)

969
00:47:28,581 --> 00:47:31,501
How would you feel being hooked up to all those machines,

970
00:47:31,541 --> 00:47:34,101
being poked and prodded and never seeing sunlight?

971
00:47:34,141 --> 00:47:35,941
I suppose I wouldn't like it.

972
00:47:35,981 --> 00:47:38,421
But... I'm not a plant, Charlie.

973
00:47:39,261 --> 00:47:41,461
Don't you believe that plants can feel?

974
00:47:43,621 --> 00:47:45,461
(SIGHS)

975
00:47:45,501 --> 00:47:48,101
I just can't imagine treating Peter like that.

976
00:47:49,461 --> 00:47:51,181
Who's Peter?

977
00:47:53,821 --> 00:47:57,501
Yes. If Arlo thinks it's worth talking to them...

978
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,301
Erm, Kevin? Ooh!

979
00:48:00,141 --> 00:48:02,461
Kevin, talk to her...

980
00:48:02,501 --> 00:48:04,101
it...

981
00:48:04,141 --> 00:48:05,661
(STUTTERS)

982
00:48:05,701 --> 00:48:07,341
You know what I mean.

983
00:48:07,381 --> 00:48:09,341
(STAMMERS) Er, M- Mr Gr- Talk to...?

984
00:48:11,621 --> 00:48:13,781
(FAINT BEEPING & FLUID BUBBLING)

985
00:48:15,701 --> 00:48:17,661
(SMOOTH JAZZ NOTES) You know, I'm, er...

986
00:48:17,701 --> 00:48:19,501
I'm a Cambridge graduate.

987
00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:21,901
Not a lot of ladies can pull off orange.

988
00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:23,621
(SIGHS)

989
00:48:23,661 --> 00:48:27,421
W- What's a gourd like you doing in a lab like this? (CHUCKLES)

990
00:48:29,181 --> 00:48:30,821
(SIGHS) Stupid.

991
00:48:30,861 --> 00:48:32,381
(QUIETLY) Course she didn't answer.

992
00:48:33,261 --> 00:48:34,861
(SIGHS)

993
00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:39,141
Boris, there's no easy way to say this.

994
00:48:40,381 --> 00:48:42,021
I'm gonna have to let you go.

995
00:48:42,061 --> 00:48:44,021
Haha. (CHUCKLES) Sorry.

996
00:48:44,061 --> 00:48:45,901
But I'm serious.

997
00:48:46,741 --> 00:48:49,501
I've run the numbers and I can keep you on for a month or so-

998
00:48:49,541 --> 00:48:51,181
Hold on. But you know that I've been let go

999
00:48:51,221 --> 00:48:52,821
from every other farm in the county.

1000
00:48:52,861 --> 00:48:55,101
That's why I'm prepared to work for peanuts for you!

1001
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:58,501
This farm has been in your family for generations, right?

1002
00:48:58,541 --> 00:49:00,661
And you're just gonna, like, throw all that away

1003
00:49:00,701 --> 00:49:03,061
because Charlie wants to grow a little pumpkin?

1004
00:49:03,101 --> 00:49:05,301
No, behave! This place has been on the slide

1005
00:49:05,341 --> 00:49:07,461
long before she arrived. You know that.

1006
00:49:07,501 --> 00:49:08,781
Why don't you just send her back

1007
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:10,621
to the foster home or wherever she came from?

1008
00:49:10,661 --> 00:49:12,421
Let someone else deal with the little brat.

1009
00:49:14,181 --> 00:49:16,541
I want you out of here. Now. Today.

1010
00:49:16,581 --> 00:49:18,981
What?I'll pay you two weeks' severance pay,

1011
00:49:19,021 --> 00:49:20,901
but I don't ever wanna see you again.

1012
00:49:22,461 --> 00:49:24,061
A month.

1013
00:49:24,101 --> 00:49:25,701
Cash.

1014
00:49:27,341 --> 00:49:30,501
Otherwise, I ain't leaving.

1015
00:49:31,581 --> 00:49:33,181
Fine.

1016
00:49:37,581 --> 00:49:39,341
(CHUCKLES)

1017
00:49:39,381 --> 00:49:41,381
Ooh-hoo-hoo(!) It's full of salt.

1018
00:49:41,421 --> 00:49:44,101
It's for scaring off the crows. What are you gonna do?

1019
00:49:44,141 --> 00:49:46,021
You wanna see what salt feels like,

1020
00:49:46,061 --> 00:49:49,341
fired at point-blank range into your big, fat, lazy backside?

1021
00:49:50,181 --> 00:49:51,781
Come try me.

1022
00:49:55,061 --> 00:49:56,941
(SCOFFS SOFTLY)

1023
00:50:04,941 --> 00:50:06,861
Oliver, this is Peter.

1024
00:50:06,901 --> 00:50:08,901
Peter, this is Oliver.

1025
00:50:08,941 --> 00:50:10,621
He's huge.

1026
00:50:11,461 --> 00:50:13,101
He's growing fast.

1027
00:50:13,141 --> 00:50:15,261
But he's still not as big as your dad's.

1028
00:50:15,301 --> 00:50:16,621
(SIGHS)

1029
00:50:16,661 --> 00:50:19,381
I wonder how the Smythe-Gherkins are getting on.

1030
00:50:22,741 --> 00:50:24,341
(SIGHS)

1031
00:50:25,341 --> 00:50:26,741
It's a giant.

1032
00:50:26,781 --> 00:50:28,941
We're stuffed.

1033
00:50:28,981 --> 00:50:32,061
They must use some special fertiliser.

1034
00:50:32,101 --> 00:50:33,701
We could ask them.

1035
00:50:34,501 --> 00:50:36,581
I do not recommend that.

1036
00:50:41,101 --> 00:50:42,701
Charlie.

1037
00:50:42,741 --> 00:50:44,541
Just wanna get a closer look.

1038
00:50:44,581 --> 00:50:46,661
(LOW, TENSE MUSIC)

1039
00:50:57,021 --> 00:50:59,101
(ALARM BLARES) "Warning. Ruffians detected.

1040
00:50:59,941 --> 00:51:02,101
Defence system activated."

1041
00:51:02,141 --> 00:51:04,421
(LOUD BUZZING)

1042
00:51:07,661 --> 00:51:10,501
"Warning. Scallywags in the area.

1043
00:51:11,901 --> 00:51:13,501
Warning.

1044
00:51:14,701 --> 00:51:18,101
Reprobates detected." It's a trap. Run!

1045
00:51:18,141 --> 00:51:20,981
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) (SCREAMS)

1046
00:51:21,021 --> 00:51:23,261
(LAUGHING)

1047
00:51:28,301 --> 00:51:30,461
Amateurs.

1048
00:51:30,501 --> 00:51:33,941
I don't approve of setting bees on people,

1049
00:51:33,981 --> 00:51:36,301
but you shouldn't have been trespassing.

1050
00:51:37,141 --> 00:51:39,261
We just wanted to see how big it was.

1051
00:51:39,301 --> 00:51:40,941
Why?

1052
00:51:40,981 --> 00:51:42,941
The contest isn't for the biggest,

1053
00:51:42,981 --> 00:51:44,661
it's for the heaviest.

1054
00:51:44,701 --> 00:51:47,421
I've seen small pumpkins with thick rinds

1055
00:51:47,461 --> 00:51:50,101
outweigh giants that were practically hollow.

1056
00:51:51,101 --> 00:51:53,781
It doesn't matter what the surface looks like.

1057
00:51:54,821 --> 00:51:57,941
What's inside is what makes a champion.

1058
00:51:59,421 --> 00:52:02,581
But everybody else has special tricks and technology...

1059
00:52:02,621 --> 00:52:05,501
If you waste all your time worrying about what other people are doing,

1060
00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:07,741
you'll never accomplish anything yourself.

1061
00:52:07,781 --> 00:52:09,541
(WHISPERS) You should marry him.

1062
00:52:11,861 --> 00:52:13,621
Anyway...

1063
00:52:13,661 --> 00:52:17,221
I don't want you two going near anyone else's pumpkins.

1064
00:52:17,261 --> 00:52:19,941
Folks around here are, well...

1065
00:52:19,981 --> 00:52:22,341
irrational about them.

1066
00:52:22,381 --> 00:52:25,261
There's no telling what they might do.

1067
00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:33,901
It's a scorcher today, Marge.

1068
00:52:34,901 --> 00:52:36,501
(SIGHS)

1069
00:52:38,061 --> 00:52:40,461
(DRAMATIC NOTE) Let's get you cooled down.

1070
00:52:41,701 --> 00:52:43,701
(METAL SQUEAKING)

1071
00:52:45,021 --> 00:52:46,501
(CHUCKLES)

1072
00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:48,261
I'll see you after my shift.

1073
00:52:49,181 --> 00:52:50,781
You grow big now.

1074
00:52:52,421 --> 00:52:54,981
(WHISTLES CHEERFUL TUNE)

1075
00:53:04,821 --> 00:53:06,981
(TENSE MUSIC)

1076
00:53:09,101 --> 00:53:12,021
(SCARY MUSIC)

1077
00:53:14,101 --> 00:53:16,541
(STABBING CONTINUES)

1078
00:53:18,101 --> 00:53:20,301
(DRAMATIC, SOMBRE MUSIC)

1079
00:53:24,661 --> 00:53:26,701
(MUSIC FADES)

1080
00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:34,741
(MOANING QUIETLY)

1081
00:53:36,741 --> 00:53:39,781
(SIGHS) I'm so sorry, Russ.

1082
00:53:40,661 --> 00:53:42,661
It's hard when they split on you.

1083
00:53:42,701 --> 00:53:44,701
Large Marge didn't split.

1084
00:53:45,861 --> 00:53:48,901
It's too early in the season. She wasn't big enough!

1085
00:53:49,941 --> 00:53:51,541
No.

1086
00:53:52,901 --> 00:53:54,661
She was murdered.

1087
00:53:54,701 --> 00:53:55,981
Steady on, mate.

1088
00:53:56,021 --> 00:53:57,421
There's always next year's.

1089
00:53:57,461 --> 00:53:59,421
Which one of you was it, hey? Oh. Hey, hey.

1090
00:53:59,461 --> 00:54:01,101
I'll arrest you!

1091
00:54:01,141 --> 00:54:03,061
I'll arrest ALL OF YOU!

1092
00:54:03,101 --> 00:54:05,021
Steady. Steady. (SOBBING)

1093
00:54:05,061 --> 00:54:07,501
Calm, calm, calm. Shhh.

1094
00:54:07,541 --> 00:54:09,501
(WAILS) Nothing to see here.

1095
00:54:10,901 --> 00:54:13,181
(THUNDER)

1096
00:54:13,221 --> 00:54:15,541
(TENSE MUSIC)

1097
00:54:37,701 --> 00:54:39,781
(MUSIC FADES)

1098
00:54:41,421 --> 00:54:43,421
(SOMBRE MUSIC)

1099
00:54:47,501 --> 00:54:48,981
(THUNDER)

1100
00:54:49,021 --> 00:54:51,461
(SCREAMS)

1101
00:54:52,981 --> 00:54:54,221
(WAILS)

1102
00:54:54,261 --> 00:54:57,301
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

1103
00:54:58,861 --> 00:55:01,301
(TENSE TECHNO MUSIC)

1104
00:55:25,101 --> 00:55:27,861
(BARKING)

1105
00:55:29,461 --> 00:55:31,021
(WHIMPERS)

1106
00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,541
(GUNSHOT ECHOES)

1107
00:55:32,581 --> 00:55:36,141
It's your first and last warning!

1108
00:55:37,261 --> 00:55:40,021
(BARKING)

1109
00:55:40,061 --> 00:55:42,101
(MUSIC CONCLUDES)

1110
00:55:43,181 --> 00:55:45,701
One more millimetre, it would've been curtains.

1111
00:55:45,741 --> 00:55:48,661
This means war. We have to post a guard around the clock.

1112
00:55:48,701 --> 00:55:50,901
From now on, we are on a war footing.

1113
00:55:50,941 --> 00:55:53,181
I'll sleep outside with him. That's ridiculous.

1114
00:55:53,221 --> 00:55:54,661
Nothing is ridiculous in war.

1115
00:55:54,701 --> 00:55:56,181
Will you stop saying war?

1116
00:55:56,221 --> 00:55:57,421
(QUIETLY) Sorry, sorry.

1117
00:55:57,461 --> 00:55:59,741
I'll keep Toby with me. Fine.

1118
00:55:59,781 --> 00:56:01,701
But if it rains, you come inside.

1119
00:56:01,741 --> 00:56:03,821
Your new school term starts tomorrow.

1120
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:05,501
I'll take day watch.

1121
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:06,821
Thanks, Arlo.

1122
00:56:06,861 --> 00:56:08,421
You know what this means, don't ya?

1123
00:56:08,461 --> 00:56:10,741
It means they're taking you seriously as a competitor.

1124
00:56:10,781 --> 00:56:12,581
Really? Yar.

1125
00:56:12,621 --> 00:56:14,461
Ned and Russell left a power vacuum.

1126
00:56:14,501 --> 00:56:16,061
The rest of the pack's fallen away,

1127
00:56:16,101 --> 00:56:18,381
which leaves Gargana, the Smythe-Gherkins...

1128
00:56:18,421 --> 00:56:21,181
(HONKS) ..and you. (GIGGLES)

1129
00:56:21,221 --> 00:56:23,941
(CHUCKLES) (CLEARS THROAT)

1130
00:56:23,981 --> 00:56:26,981
On that note, I wanted to let you know that I've made a decision

1131
00:56:27,021 --> 00:56:29,301
to sell off the back stretch of land by the stream.

1132
00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:32,581
Because we made you go organic?

1133
00:56:33,941 --> 00:56:35,541
Because I choose to.

1134
00:56:36,341 --> 00:56:40,021
I just wanted you to hear it from me instead of those crazies in town.

1135
00:56:46,541 --> 00:56:48,861
Excuse me, I... I have some errands.

1136
00:56:49,821 --> 00:56:51,901
(LOW, SOMBRE MUSIC)

1137
00:56:56,021 --> 00:56:57,741
Going...

1138
00:56:57,781 --> 00:56:59,581
Going!

1139
00:56:59,621 --> 00:57:01,261
Going...

1140
00:57:01,301 --> 00:57:03,661
And... sold!

1141
00:57:04,501 --> 00:57:08,381
To Mr Gregory from the Gargana Fertiliser company.

1142
00:57:08,421 --> 00:57:10,861
(APPLAUSE) Thank you very much for coming.

1143
00:57:10,901 --> 00:57:12,501
Please...

1144
00:57:12,541 --> 00:57:14,101
Leave.

1145
00:57:17,941 --> 00:57:20,101
So, Ms Little, if I could, er...

1146
00:57:20,141 --> 00:57:23,021
trouble you to sign this, we're all finished.

1147
00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:26,861
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1148
00:57:30,501 --> 00:57:33,581
I use to catch frogs in this stream when I was a little kid.

1149
00:57:33,621 --> 00:57:35,701
Aww, how lovely. (INHALES)

1150
00:57:35,741 --> 00:57:38,261
I'm sure it'll be just as pretty after we divert it.

1151
00:57:39,101 --> 00:57:40,661
Excuse me?

1152
00:57:40,701 --> 00:57:42,221
Oh!

1153
00:57:42,261 --> 00:57:43,821
Here are the plans.

1154
00:57:43,861 --> 00:57:46,381
Yes, we're gonna build a water feature outside the lab.

1155
00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:48,861
A waterfall, koi pond...

1156
00:57:48,901 --> 00:57:51,061
It'll be terrific morale for the staff.

1157
00:57:51,101 --> 00:57:53,181
But this will bypass my land.

1158
00:57:53,221 --> 00:57:56,101
I rely on this stream for irrigation water.

1159
00:57:57,021 --> 00:57:59,341
Ooh. (SIGHS)

1160
00:58:00,741 --> 00:58:02,501
(INHALES)

1161
00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:05,061
You're doing this because of the pumpkin contest.

1162
00:58:05,101 --> 00:58:06,661
(HIGH-PITCHED) Bit paranoid.

1163
00:58:06,701 --> 00:58:08,381
(CHUCKLES) But yes.

1164
00:58:09,181 --> 00:58:12,461
I need to win that competition to keep my job. It's nothing personal.

1165
00:58:12,501 --> 00:58:16,021
How is Oliver such a wonderful child with you as an example?

1166
00:58:16,901 --> 00:58:20,101
I could be persuaded to change my mind about the stream,

1167
00:58:20,141 --> 00:58:22,821
if say, you dropped out of the pumpkin contest.

1168
00:58:22,861 --> 00:58:26,821
And I'll add £50,000 to the purchase price of the land.

1169
00:58:27,621 --> 00:58:29,621
Charlie need know nothing about it.

1170
00:58:30,421 --> 00:58:33,381
The pumpkin could meet a seemingly natural end.

1171
00:58:33,421 --> 00:58:35,541
(CRACKING NOISE, CHUCKLES)

1172
00:58:36,661 --> 00:58:38,981
Get off my property, Mr Gregory.

1173
00:58:39,821 --> 00:58:42,541
Ooh. (CLEARS THROAT) Sorry to say, actually...

1174
00:58:42,581 --> 00:58:44,861
You're now on... on my property.

1175
00:58:44,901 --> 00:58:48,061
It's... You just signed that there.

1176
00:59:01,061 --> 00:59:03,421
(LOW, SOMBRE MUSIC)

1177
00:59:06,581 --> 00:59:08,181
Not long now, Peter.

1178
00:59:09,741 --> 00:59:11,461
We really have to win this.

1179
00:59:13,301 --> 00:59:15,261
(SIGHS) I'm counting on you.

1180
00:59:17,061 --> 00:59:18,621
(DRAMATIC NOTE) (SPITS)

1181
00:59:18,661 --> 00:59:20,581
(WHISPERS) Cor! It's huge!

1182
00:59:20,621 --> 00:59:22,421
Is there anything else I could do to help?

1183
00:59:22,461 --> 00:59:25,501
Not as big as the JX8, but still...

1184
00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:27,661
Look, weight's all in the rind.

1185
00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:29,901
It could still be heavier than ours.

1186
00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:32,061
(MUFFLED UPBEAT MUSIC) (CHUCKLES)

1187
00:59:32,101 --> 00:59:34,181
W- What's happening now?

1188
00:59:34,221 --> 00:59:36,021
What...?

1189
00:59:36,061 --> 00:59:38,061
She's... dancing.

1190
00:59:38,101 --> 00:59:39,741
Dancing? Yes.

1191
00:59:39,781 --> 00:59:41,541
# SANDRO ABALDONATO: Bailando Despacito #

1192
00:59:41,581 --> 00:59:45,421
Sort of the Macarena crossed with classic disco...

1193
00:59:45,461 --> 00:59:47,261
(MUFFLED UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

1194
00:59:47,301 --> 00:59:49,221
Kevin?

1195
00:59:49,261 --> 00:59:51,261
Yep, yes. (SIGHS)

1196
00:59:51,301 --> 00:59:54,461
Yes, Mr Gregory. I know what I must do.

1197
01:00:00,381 --> 01:00:03,141
("BAILANDO DESPACITO" RESUMES LOUDLY) # Yo quiero bailar contigo

1198
01:00:03,181 --> 01:00:05,141
# Yo quiero salir contigo

1199
01:00:05,181 --> 01:00:07,381
# Y bailando despacito

1200
01:00:07,421 --> 01:00:08,741
# Estoy loco, lo- #

1201
01:00:08,781 --> 01:00:10,341
(SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY)

1202
01:00:10,381 --> 01:00:12,581
(MUFFLED LIVELY PARTY MUSIC)

1203
01:00:14,261 --> 01:00:16,981
Sorry, Oliver. I've been so distracted.

1204
01:00:17,021 --> 01:00:18,621
(CHUCKLES) I promise you,

1205
01:00:18,661 --> 01:00:21,981
once this competition is out of the way, things will get better.

1206
01:00:22,021 --> 01:00:23,741
Mm-hmm.

1207
01:00:23,781 --> 01:00:26,941
So, Charlie's pumpkin's getting pretty big.

1208
01:00:26,981 --> 01:00:28,581
I- I hear...

1209
01:00:28,621 --> 01:00:30,301
Yeah, she's really going for it.

1210
01:00:30,341 --> 01:00:32,621
Oh, really? That's interesting. I wonder why.

1211
01:00:32,661 --> 01:00:35,821
She wants the prize money, so she can go find her mum.

1212
01:00:36,661 --> 01:00:38,341
Is that right?

1213
01:00:38,381 --> 01:00:40,421
What did she tell you about her?

1214
01:00:40,461 --> 01:00:42,941
(LOW, TENSE MUSIC)

1215
01:00:44,941 --> 01:00:46,541
(SIGHS)

1216
01:00:54,821 --> 01:00:56,421
Don't worry, Peter.

1217
01:00:56,461 --> 01:00:58,781
I'll never let anything bad happen to you.

1218
01:00:59,941 --> 01:01:02,381
I'll look after you 'til you're fully grown.

1219
01:01:03,341 --> 01:01:04,941
Promise.

1220
01:01:06,421 --> 01:01:08,021
Charlie!

1221
01:01:09,021 --> 01:01:12,301
Come inside, sweetheart, or you'll catch a cold!

1222
01:01:13,301 --> 01:01:15,301
(SOFT, GENTLE MUSIC)

1223
01:01:16,821 --> 01:01:18,581
(SIGHS)

1224
01:01:20,861 --> 01:01:22,581
He say anything interesting?

1225
01:01:25,581 --> 01:01:27,181
He doesn't really talk...

1226
01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,861
It's hard to explain.

1227
01:01:32,101 --> 01:01:33,701
Can you try?

1228
01:01:36,781 --> 01:01:39,461
It's more like I... pick up his emotions.

1229
01:01:40,821 --> 01:01:42,781
He's gonna do all he can to win.

1230
01:01:44,021 --> 01:01:45,621
He knows how important it is.

1231
01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:52,181
Well, I don't know whether this thing of yours is real or not.

1232
01:01:54,141 --> 01:01:56,461
But I do know you've taken good care of him.

1233
01:01:56,501 --> 01:01:58,821
And I've gotta be extra careful tomorrow.

1234
01:01:59,621 --> 01:02:02,421
You know what some people like to do to pumpkins on Halloween.

1235
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:06,101
I'm gonna stay and watch Peter all day and all night.

1236
01:02:06,141 --> 01:02:08,581
Ooh, you won't miss going trick or treating?

1237
01:02:08,621 --> 01:02:10,701
Nah. Never been.

1238
01:02:10,741 --> 01:02:12,381
Never?

1239
01:02:13,261 --> 01:02:16,141
Your mum didn't- She always had a party to be at.

1240
01:02:17,381 --> 01:02:19,501
Same when we were kids.

1241
01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:22,501
But you must've gone trick or treating?

1242
01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:24,221
Well, no.

1243
01:02:25,061 --> 01:02:28,101
But only because I was too busy here helping Mum and Dad.

1244
01:02:29,661 --> 01:02:31,941
Halloween was always big for the farm.

1245
01:02:33,301 --> 01:02:35,301
When we grew pumpkins, that is.

1246
01:02:36,981 --> 01:02:38,621
(SIGHS)

1247
01:02:39,781 --> 01:02:42,581
If I get Arlo to watch Peter tomorrow night...

1248
01:02:44,541 --> 01:02:46,661
..will you go trick or treating with me?

1249
01:02:51,861 --> 01:02:53,781
Hey! Hurry up!

1250
01:02:53,821 --> 01:02:56,461
Or all the good sweets'll be hoovered up.

1251
01:02:56,501 --> 01:02:57,661
(YELPS)

1252
01:02:57,701 --> 01:03:00,021
What you doin'?! Didn't mean to scare you.

1253
01:03:00,061 --> 01:03:01,941
I weren't scared. (GIGGLES)

1254
01:03:01,981 --> 01:03:04,901
I was just surprised. Yeah. Totally.

1255
01:03:05,861 --> 01:03:08,141
(SMOOTH MUSIC)

1256
01:03:09,901 --> 01:03:11,501
The name's Bond.

1257
01:03:12,301 --> 01:03:13,901
Jane Bond.

1258
01:03:16,861 --> 01:03:17,901
(EXHALES)

1259
01:03:17,941 --> 01:03:19,661
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

1260
01:03:19,701 --> 01:03:21,461
(CLEARS THROAT)

1261
01:03:21,501 --> 01:03:23,181
You look cool, Aunt Dinah.

1262
01:03:23,221 --> 01:03:24,861
Thanks.

1263
01:03:24,901 --> 01:03:26,981
Go on. Go on, you two, have fun.

1264
01:03:27,021 --> 01:03:30,061
Don't worry about Peter. Me and him are on patrol, ain't we Tobes?

1265
01:03:30,101 --> 01:03:31,941
(BARKS) (PANTS)

1266
01:03:31,981 --> 01:03:34,221
He says "yeah" in dog. (LAUGHS)

1267
01:03:34,261 --> 01:03:35,981
You ready?

1268
01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:37,541
Let's do it.

1269
01:03:37,581 --> 01:03:39,861
(CHEERFUL PIANO MUSIC)

1270
01:03:39,901 --> 01:03:41,981
(CHILDREN CHATTER EXCITEDLY)

1271
01:03:45,821 --> 01:03:47,541
CHILDREN: Hi!

1272
01:03:47,581 --> 01:03:49,341
# M WARD: Here Comes The Sun Again #

1273
01:03:52,141 --> 01:03:53,981
Trick or treat! WOMAN: Trick.

1274
01:03:54,021 --> 01:03:56,141
# Kingdoms and queens

1275
01:03:56,181 --> 01:03:58,661
# They all bow down to you (LAUGHTER)

1276
01:04:00,101 --> 01:04:03,021
# Branches and ranch hands

1277
01:04:03,061 --> 01:04:05,341
(LAUGHTER) # Are bowin' too

1278
01:04:06,221 --> 01:04:08,621
# And I've taken off Well done.

1279
01:04:08,661 --> 01:04:10,501
# My straw hat for you Here we are.

1280
01:04:10,541 --> 01:04:12,301
# Singing

1281
01:04:13,101 --> 01:04:15,661
# Here comes the sun again Aunt Dinah?

1282
01:04:17,901 --> 01:04:20,181
Boo! (LAUGHS) # And the leaves on the trees

1283
01:04:20,221 --> 01:04:23,861
(SCOFFS) Come here! # They all call out your name

1284
01:04:23,901 --> 01:04:25,301
(LAUGHTER)

1285
01:04:25,341 --> 01:04:28,381
# Chrome on the freight line

1286
01:04:28,421 --> 01:04:30,421
# Shines the same BOTH: Trick or treat!

1287
01:04:30,461 --> 01:04:33,301
# And the stars in their cars Trick or treat!

1288
01:04:33,341 --> 01:04:36,181
# Roll their tops down for you MAN: Happy Halloween, Dinah.

1289
01:04:36,221 --> 01:04:38,261
Thank you, Mr Andrews. # Singing

1290
01:04:38,301 --> 01:04:40,581
# Here comes the sun again

1291
01:04:40,621 --> 01:04:42,661
(CHATTING DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC)

1292
01:04:42,701 --> 01:04:45,621
# Oh, but if you're gonna stay

1293
01:04:45,661 --> 01:04:48,461
# Show some mercy today

1294
01:04:50,301 --> 01:04:53,661
# Blow a little breeze on my face

1295
01:04:54,701 --> 01:04:56,981
(EXCITED CHATTER & LAUGHTER)

1296
01:05:00,461 --> 01:05:02,661
BOTH: Yes!

1297
01:05:03,661 --> 01:05:05,261
(GRUNTS)

1298
01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:08,021
# Here comes the sun again

1299
01:05:08,061 --> 01:05:10,021
(GRUNTS, LAUGHS)

1300
01:05:10,061 --> 01:05:11,581
(GRUNTS)

1301
01:05:11,621 --> 01:05:13,661
(LAUGHS) # Here comes the sun again #

1302
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,141
(CLAPS) Oh, yes!

1303
01:05:16,181 --> 01:05:17,501
(GIGGLES)

1304
01:05:17,541 --> 01:05:19,141
Woo!

1305
01:05:19,181 --> 01:05:21,541
(LAUGHS, SIGHS)

1306
01:05:22,341 --> 01:05:25,221
I haven't had that much fun in...

1307
01:05:26,021 --> 01:05:27,621
..ever.

1308
01:05:29,341 --> 01:05:31,221
(MUSIC ENDS)

1309
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:32,861
I've been thinking...

1310
01:05:34,381 --> 01:05:37,861
How would you feel about making this whole thing official?

1311
01:05:37,901 --> 01:05:39,821
I mean, if you wanted...

1312
01:05:41,061 --> 01:05:44,021
..I could adopt- Oh-my-God-oh-my-God!

1313
01:05:44,061 --> 01:05:45,981
(GASPS)

1314
01:05:46,021 --> 01:05:47,661
(SHRIEKS) Charlie!

1315
01:05:48,701 --> 01:05:50,461
Mum? Oh my God!

1316
01:05:50,501 --> 01:05:52,021
(SCREAMS) Ahh!

1317
01:05:52,061 --> 01:05:53,501
(PANTING)

1318
01:05:53,541 --> 01:05:56,861
I went to the care home to look for you, but you weren't there.

1319
01:05:56,901 --> 01:06:00,181
(SIGHS) I've been staying with Aunt Dinah.

1320
01:06:01,661 --> 01:06:03,261
Dinah.

1321
01:06:04,741 --> 01:06:06,461
Polly.

1322
01:06:07,781 --> 01:06:09,861
Don't you worry, baby girl.

1323
01:06:09,901 --> 01:06:12,061
Mum's here now.

1324
01:06:12,101 --> 01:06:14,701
I won't ever leave you ever again.

1325
01:06:16,861 --> 01:06:20,381
(SCOFFS) I don't even know why we're having this conversation.

1326
01:06:20,421 --> 01:06:23,581
She's my daughter, and I'm taking her back!

1327
01:06:23,621 --> 01:06:25,141
End of story!

1328
01:06:25,181 --> 01:06:29,581
You gave up the right to Charlie when you just upped and left!

1329
01:06:29,621 --> 01:06:31,981
I had to sort myself out!

1330
01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:33,661
And I have!

1331
01:06:33,701 --> 01:06:36,261
I'm a vegan now. Oh my God!

1332
01:06:36,301 --> 01:06:40,221
I've got this new wellness routine and it's transformed my breathing.

1333
01:06:40,261 --> 01:06:43,021
Well congratulations for learning how to breathe!

1334
01:06:43,061 --> 01:06:44,861
That is just like you!

1335
01:06:44,901 --> 01:06:47,301
Whenever I do something to better myself,

1336
01:06:47,341 --> 01:06:49,181
you have to put it down.

1337
01:06:49,981 --> 01:06:51,941
It's not my fault you're still stuck here.

1338
01:06:51,981 --> 01:06:53,701
This isn't about me.

1339
01:06:53,741 --> 01:06:55,301
And it isn't about you.

1340
01:06:55,341 --> 01:06:57,941
It's about Charlie, and what's best for her!

1341
01:06:57,981 --> 01:07:01,541
What's best for her is to be with her mother!

1342
01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:05,501
We have a connection you couldn't ever understand.(SCOFFS)

1343
01:07:05,541 --> 01:07:07,301
And I've got Gaz now,

1344
01:07:07,341 --> 01:07:09,501
a proper father figure for Charlie.

1345
01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:10,981
(SNIFFS)

1346
01:07:11,021 --> 01:07:12,821
Is this off? I can never tell.

1347
01:07:12,861 --> 01:07:14,461
BOTH: Shut up!

1348
01:07:18,141 --> 01:07:20,021
(STONE TAPS) (WHISPERS) Oliver!

1349
01:07:21,181 --> 01:07:22,701
(STONE TAPS) Oliver!

1350
01:07:22,741 --> 01:07:24,341
(DOOR OPENS)

1351
01:07:24,381 --> 01:07:26,781
MR GREGORY (QUIETLY): I told you never to come here.

1352
01:07:26,821 --> 01:07:28,741
BORIS: Chill out, nobody saw me.

1353
01:07:28,781 --> 01:07:30,221
So, what's the situation?

1354
01:07:30,261 --> 01:07:34,261
Well... The Middlebury's pumpkin bit the dust tonight.

1355
01:07:34,301 --> 01:07:36,381
And I chucked a few cans about, you know,

1356
01:07:36,421 --> 01:07:39,261
make it look like some teenagers were pulling a Halloween prank.

1357
01:07:39,301 --> 01:07:41,821
Excellent. Oh! Also...

1358
01:07:41,861 --> 01:07:44,861
Word on the street is, no one's got one the size of yours,

1359
01:07:44,901 --> 01:07:47,261
except maybe the Smythe-Gherkins,

1360
01:07:47,301 --> 01:07:50,421
and maybe... Dinah Little.

1361
01:07:50,461 --> 01:07:54,261
Ah. Don't you worry about Dinah Little. I've taken care of her.

1362
01:07:54,301 --> 01:07:57,661
I offered her fifty grand to drop out of the contest.

1363
01:07:58,781 --> 01:08:00,621
Enough to save her farm.

1364
01:08:00,661 --> 01:08:02,821
But would you belie- (PHONE RINGS)

1365
01:08:02,861 --> 01:08:04,581
What?

1366
01:08:04,621 --> 01:08:06,701
Hello, Kevin? "Mr Gregory! Lab! Toilet roll!"

1367
01:08:06,741 --> 01:08:08,381
What? "Teenagers! It's everywhere!"

1368
01:08:08,421 --> 01:08:10,461
Oh, for goodness sake! "Yep, you should-"

1369
01:08:10,501 --> 01:08:12,581
I- I'll be right there. Alright, Kevin. Love you.

1370
01:08:12,621 --> 01:08:13,821
"Bye. Love you too." (GASPS)

1371
01:08:13,861 --> 01:08:16,061
Someone has toilet papered the laboratory.

1372
01:08:16,101 --> 01:08:17,301
I've gotta get down there

1373
01:08:17,341 --> 01:08:19,501
to make sure that security isn't compromised.

1374
01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:21,501
Dinah take the pay off, then?

1375
01:08:21,541 --> 01:08:23,621
No, she didn't! Can you believe it?

1376
01:08:23,661 --> 01:08:27,181
But, er... I've made other arrangements.

1377
01:08:27,221 --> 01:08:29,221
Ah. (TENSE MUSIC)

1378
01:08:29,261 --> 01:08:31,341
POLLY: I'm done arguing.

1379
01:08:31,381 --> 01:08:33,221
I'll see you in court if I have to.

1380
01:08:33,261 --> 01:08:34,861
Fine. I'll see you there.

1381
01:08:34,901 --> 01:08:36,381
(SCOFFS)

1382
01:08:36,421 --> 01:08:38,421
Did either of you think to ask me what I want?

1383
01:08:38,461 --> 01:08:40,461
Charlie, you're too young to know what you want.

1384
01:08:40,501 --> 01:08:42,141
I want to go with you.

1385
01:08:42,181 --> 01:08:43,461
(SQUEALS)

1386
01:08:43,501 --> 01:08:45,981
(GIGGLES, SIGHS)

1387
01:08:47,701 --> 01:08:49,501
See, Dinah?

1388
01:08:49,541 --> 01:08:51,261
It's not about us.

1389
01:08:51,301 --> 01:08:52,821
It's about her.

1390
01:08:53,661 --> 01:08:55,261
Charlie...

1391
01:08:56,181 --> 01:08:57,781
Are you sure?

1392
01:08:57,821 --> 01:08:59,421
I'm sure.

1393
01:09:02,381 --> 01:09:03,821
Can I ask why?

1394
01:09:04,661 --> 01:09:06,301
She's my mum.

1395
01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:08,701
You're not.

1396
01:09:10,261 --> 01:09:12,181
Come on, sweetheart.

1397
01:09:12,221 --> 01:09:13,821
Let's get your things.

1398
01:09:15,381 --> 01:09:16,981
We're leaving.

1399
01:09:22,821 --> 01:09:25,021
It's n- It's nice cheese.

1400
01:09:38,701 --> 01:09:41,301
(INHALES) Well, this is it.

1401
01:09:41,341 --> 01:09:43,461
A brand new start!

1402
01:09:43,501 --> 01:09:45,061
Are you excited?

1403
01:09:45,101 --> 01:09:46,621
Where are we going?

1404
01:09:46,661 --> 01:09:49,621
(BOTH YELL) LA, Baby!

1405
01:09:49,661 --> 01:09:52,661
I can't believe I'm finally going to Hollywood! (LAUGHS)

1406
01:09:52,701 --> 01:09:55,621
I thought that's where you'd been for the last three years?

1407
01:09:56,461 --> 01:09:59,861
Well, yeah, sweetie, that was always the plan.

1408
01:09:59,901 --> 01:10:01,901
And now I've come into a bit of money,

1409
01:10:01,941 --> 01:10:04,141
it can happen for real this time.

1410
01:10:04,181 --> 01:10:06,541
Anyway, no more child labour for you,

1411
01:10:06,581 --> 01:10:08,661
getting muddy on some stupid farm.

1412
01:10:08,701 --> 01:10:10,621
(CHUCKLES) Let's go.

1413
01:10:10,661 --> 01:10:12,261
(ENGINE REVS)

1414
01:10:23,301 --> 01:10:25,061
(ENGINE FADES AWAY)

1415
01:10:30,461 --> 01:10:31,901
Left?

1416
01:10:32,741 --> 01:10:35,141
But the contest is less than a week away!

1417
01:10:35,981 --> 01:10:37,621
She didn't even say goodbye.

1418
01:10:37,661 --> 01:10:39,261
It was her decision.

1419
01:10:39,301 --> 01:10:41,101
She wanted to go with her mother.

1420
01:10:41,901 --> 01:10:43,741
Did you try to change her mind?

1421
01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:45,341
(INHALES)

1422
01:10:45,381 --> 01:10:47,221
I made Charlie a promise...

1423
01:10:48,021 --> 01:10:50,501
..that I would help her win that contest.

1424
01:10:50,541 --> 01:10:52,421
It is a promise I intend to keep.

1425
01:10:52,461 --> 01:10:54,541
You can help or not, it's up to you.

1426
01:10:57,141 --> 01:10:58,621
Mmm.

1427
01:10:59,541 --> 01:11:02,581
Well, he's already developing a fungal infection.

1428
01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:05,621
It's as if he misses Chazzer.

1429
01:11:06,781 --> 01:11:08,381
(BIRD CAWS)

1430
01:11:08,421 --> 01:11:10,021
We do what we can.

1431
01:11:14,461 --> 01:11:16,061
(WHISPERS) Right.

1432
01:11:24,981 --> 01:11:27,581
(BIRDS TWEETING)

1433
01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:33,221
Dad, are you here?

1434
01:11:33,261 --> 01:11:35,141
We need some pumpkin medicine for Peter-

1435
01:11:35,181 --> 01:11:36,821
BORIS: With Dinah and the kid out the way,

1436
01:11:36,861 --> 01:11:39,061
your only real competition are the Smythe-Gherkins.

1437
01:11:39,101 --> 01:11:42,581
Their pumpkin's well guarded, but I can get to it.

1438
01:11:42,621 --> 01:11:45,821
MR GREGORY: Good. Good. Remember, no one gets hurt.

1439
01:11:45,861 --> 01:11:48,581
Do I look like that kind of fella to you?

1440
01:11:48,621 --> 01:11:50,701
(LOW, SOMBRE MUSIC)

1441
01:11:53,341 --> 01:11:55,741
(TENSE NOTES)

1442
01:12:00,501 --> 01:12:02,941
I've told you, Boris. Don't come to my house,

1443
01:12:02,981 --> 01:12:05,381
and don't come to my lab! If anyone knew-

1444
01:12:05,421 --> 01:12:06,541
Knew what, Dad?

1445
01:12:06,581 --> 01:12:08,701
That you've had Boris sabotage the other pumpkins?

1446
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:11,141
Now, calm down. You don't understand-

1447
01:12:11,181 --> 01:12:12,941
Oh, I think I do, actually.

1448
01:12:12,981 --> 01:12:15,741
Charlie's mum didn't just come back, did she?

1449
01:12:15,781 --> 01:12:18,181
You arranged it, just to get rid of her.

1450
01:12:19,101 --> 01:12:23,021
Maybe I did, but you said yourself that Charlie wanted to find her mum.

1451
01:12:23,061 --> 01:12:26,021
Boris told me that her mum wanted her back but couldn't afford it.

1452
01:12:26,061 --> 01:12:28,021
You paid Charlie's mum to take her?!

1453
01:12:28,061 --> 01:12:30,661
Boris lied to you.

1454
01:12:30,701 --> 01:12:34,021
Charlie left a home where they loved her for a place where they don't.

1455
01:12:34,061 --> 01:12:35,541
And it's all your fault.

1456
01:12:35,581 --> 01:12:37,821
(SIGHS) Oliver...

1457
01:12:38,621 --> 01:12:42,261
Our nice house, our nice clothes, your uni fund...

1458
01:12:42,301 --> 01:12:43,941
they cost money.

1459
01:12:43,981 --> 01:12:45,421
I need this job.

1460
01:12:45,461 --> 01:12:48,101
And to keep this job, I need to win this competition.

1461
01:12:48,141 --> 01:12:49,781
Don't you see? I did it for you!

1462
01:12:49,821 --> 01:12:52,981
You ruined Charlie's life... because of me?!

1463
01:12:55,541 --> 01:12:57,301
She was my friend.

1464
01:12:57,341 --> 01:13:00,141
The first really good friend I've ever had.

1465
01:13:00,181 --> 01:13:02,781
And now she's gone, because of you.

1466
01:13:08,701 --> 01:13:10,301
Well, I'm sorry, Oliver.

1467
01:13:13,861 --> 01:13:15,461
Where's Charlie now?

1468
01:13:16,821 --> 01:13:19,061
(JET ENGINES ROAR)

1469
01:13:21,661 --> 01:13:23,941
(POLLY & GAZ LAUGHING)

1470
01:13:26,101 --> 01:13:28,061
Have you found me a new school to go to?

1471
01:13:28,101 --> 01:13:30,141
School?! (BOTH LAUGH)

1472
01:13:30,981 --> 01:13:32,941
When we get to LA, I mean.

1473
01:13:32,981 --> 01:13:35,701
They'll be plenty of time for that, Charlie.

1474
01:13:35,741 --> 01:13:38,501
I reckon we should have a holiday first.

1475
01:13:38,541 --> 01:13:40,061
(GASPS) Ooh!

1476
01:13:40,101 --> 01:13:43,061
How about a road trip to Las Vegas?

1477
01:13:43,101 --> 01:13:44,581
(CORK POPS) (GIGGLES)

1478
01:13:44,621 --> 01:13:46,101
Vegas, baby!

1479
01:13:46,141 --> 01:13:47,981
(BOTH LAUGH)

1480
01:13:48,021 --> 01:13:51,421
Shouldn't we call Aunt Dinah and tell her we got to the airport hotel OK?

1481
01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:53,701
I don't want you speaking to her anymore.

1482
01:13:55,741 --> 01:13:57,581
Why don't you get me my purse?

1483
01:13:57,621 --> 01:14:00,461
I seen a vending machine in reception.

1484
01:14:01,581 --> 01:14:03,981
Why don't you get yourself some chocolate?

1485
01:14:04,021 --> 01:14:05,821
Mmm?

1486
01:14:05,861 --> 01:14:07,661
As much as you want.

1487
01:14:08,461 --> 01:14:10,061
There.

1488
01:14:18,861 --> 01:14:20,461
Come on, babe.

1489
01:14:20,501 --> 01:14:22,221
Don't let it get cold.

1490
01:14:23,261 --> 01:14:24,861
Yeah.

1491
01:14:24,901 --> 01:14:26,941
(JET ENGINES ROAR IN DISTANCE)

1492
01:14:29,741 --> 01:14:31,621
On behalf of Gargana Laboratories,

1493
01:14:31,661 --> 01:14:37,261
I'd like to extend our sincerest apologies for what has transpired.

1494
01:14:37,301 --> 01:14:39,101
(CLEARS THROAT) Ooh.

1495
01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:41,301
And I'm sorry too, Dinah.

1496
01:14:41,341 --> 01:14:43,261
Their flight's in three hours.

1497
01:14:43,301 --> 01:14:45,501
Barely enough time to get to the city, let alone-

1498
01:14:45,541 --> 01:14:48,221
You could always take my very fast car?

1499
01:14:53,261 --> 01:14:55,141
(SIGHS) Mr Gregory.

1500
01:14:57,141 --> 01:14:59,461
Your dad's actually not that bad, Oliver.

1501
01:15:01,261 --> 01:15:02,981
What about Boris?

1502
01:15:03,021 --> 01:15:04,861
He'll still be out there smashing pumpkins.

1503
01:15:04,901 --> 01:15:06,381
Oh, don't worry about him.

1504
01:15:06,421 --> 01:15:08,301
I made a few calls on the way over.

1505
01:15:10,581 --> 01:15:11,941
(ENGINE REVS)

1506
01:15:13,901 --> 01:15:15,661
(PEACOCK SHRIEKS)

1507
01:15:15,701 --> 01:15:18,021
(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)

1508
01:15:18,061 --> 01:15:19,581
(BUZZING)

1509
01:15:19,621 --> 01:15:21,381
(LAUGHS)

1510
01:15:21,421 --> 01:15:23,021
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1511
01:15:23,061 --> 01:15:25,021
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice try.

1512
01:15:26,061 --> 01:15:28,141
(PEACOCK SHRIEKS, BIRD SQUAWKS)

1513
01:15:31,901 --> 01:15:33,701
(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)

1514
01:15:41,101 --> 01:15:42,821
(DRAMATIC NOTES)

1515
01:15:42,861 --> 01:15:44,941
Oooh! Well, that's unexpected.

1516
01:15:44,981 --> 01:15:47,541
(GRUNTS & YELPS)

1517
01:15:47,581 --> 01:15:49,421
(STRAINS) You're stronger than you look.

1518
01:15:49,461 --> 01:15:51,701
We'd like a word, Boris.

1519
01:15:51,741 --> 01:15:53,661
(WHIMPERING) OK. Yup, yup.

1520
01:15:53,701 --> 01:15:55,301
How big are your hands?

1521
01:15:55,341 --> 01:15:57,061
(MOANS) Oh, God.

1522
01:15:57,101 --> 01:15:59,741
Have the peasants gone now?

1523
01:16:02,341 --> 01:16:04,861
No, the pheasants are still there.

1524
01:16:04,901 --> 01:16:06,621
(CHUCKLES)

1525
01:16:06,661 --> 01:16:09,461
But we've got rid of those ghastly poor people.

1526
01:16:09,501 --> 01:16:11,581
Excellent.

1527
01:16:11,621 --> 01:16:13,101
(POLLY LAUGHING)

1528
01:16:13,141 --> 01:16:15,941
ANNOUNCEMENT: "Could all passengers on flight 1802 to Los Angeles

1529
01:16:15,981 --> 01:16:18,181
please proceed to Gate-" (BOTH GIGGLE EXCITEDLY)

1530
01:16:18,221 --> 01:16:19,661
That's us, Charlie!

1531
01:16:19,701 --> 01:16:21,301
Come on.

1532
01:16:23,021 --> 01:16:24,541
Charlie? Hurry up, Polly.

1533
01:16:24,581 --> 01:16:26,901
I wanna say hello to the pilot. I'll catch you up.

1534
01:16:26,941 --> 01:16:28,301
What's wrong?

1535
01:16:28,341 --> 01:16:30,701
You nervous about flying?

1536
01:16:30,741 --> 01:16:32,461
No.

1537
01:16:32,501 --> 01:16:34,021
What is it, then?

1538
01:16:34,061 --> 01:16:35,781
We don't want to miss it, do we?

1539
01:16:35,821 --> 01:16:37,901
I broke my promise.

1540
01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:41,061
Promise?

1541
01:16:42,221 --> 01:16:43,861
To who?

1542
01:16:43,901 --> 01:16:45,501
(SIGHS)

1543
01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:47,141
To Peter.

1544
01:16:47,181 --> 01:16:48,781
Peter?

1545
01:16:51,061 --> 01:16:53,981
You mean... your pumpkin?

1546
01:16:55,221 --> 01:16:58,261
I promised I'd be there for him 'til he was fully grown,

1547
01:16:58,301 --> 01:17:00,341
and look after him every day.

1548
01:17:01,981 --> 01:17:03,901
But I just left.

1549
01:17:03,941 --> 01:17:06,101
He won't understand why.

1550
01:17:06,141 --> 01:17:08,101
It'll eat him up inside.

1551
01:17:08,141 --> 01:17:10,061
Sweetie...

1552
01:17:10,101 --> 01:17:12,301
It's just a vegetable.

1553
01:17:12,341 --> 01:17:14,301
It doesn't matter.

1554
01:17:14,341 --> 01:17:17,421
If you love someone and they're yours to look after,

1555
01:17:17,461 --> 01:17:19,661
you don't just leave. (SNIFFS)

1556
01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:22,261
Not if you really love them.

1557
01:17:25,421 --> 01:17:27,221
(SNIFFS)

1558
01:17:27,261 --> 01:17:29,781
(TENSE MUSIC FADES IN)

1559
01:17:29,821 --> 01:17:31,941
ANNOUNCEMENT: "This is the final boarding call

1560
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:34,021
for flight 1802 to Los Angeles.

1561
01:17:34,061 --> 01:17:36,781
Please make your way to Gate D7 for boarding."

1562
01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:39,981
(TENSE MUSIC)

1563
01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:46,341
Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.

1564
01:17:46,381 --> 01:17:48,181
MAN: Boarding pass and passports, please.

1565
01:17:48,221 --> 01:17:50,541
Sorry, excuse me. This is an emergency.

1566
01:17:50,581 --> 01:17:52,581
Woah, woah, woah. Boarding pass and passport?

1567
01:17:52,621 --> 01:17:55,501
Sorry, you don't understand, I have to get through and stop that flight.

1568
01:17:55,541 --> 01:17:57,581
What's the flight? It's LA.

1569
01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:04,021
It's gone.

1570
01:18:04,861 --> 01:18:06,341
Sorry, love.

1571
01:18:06,381 --> 01:18:08,301
Boarding pass and passport, please.

1572
01:18:08,341 --> 01:18:10,661
(SOMBRE MUSIC)

1573
01:18:13,981 --> 01:18:15,581
(SIGHS)

1574
01:18:18,661 --> 01:18:20,181
Aunt Dinah!

1575
01:18:20,221 --> 01:18:21,541
(HOPEFUL PIANO NOTES)

1576
01:18:21,581 --> 01:18:23,061
Charlie!

1577
01:18:23,101 --> 01:18:25,581
(HOPEFUL MUSIC)

1578
01:18:27,101 --> 01:18:28,861
(SIGHS)

1579
01:18:29,901 --> 01:18:32,701
(WARM, JOYFUL MUSIC)

1580
01:18:39,501 --> 01:18:41,621
(WHISPERS) I thought you'd gone.

1581
01:18:41,661 --> 01:18:43,701
She knows everything.

1582
01:18:44,541 --> 01:18:46,421
Sorry, Dinah.

1583
01:18:47,501 --> 01:18:49,741
I'm just no good at the whole...

1584
01:18:49,781 --> 01:18:51,501
nurturing thing.

1585
01:18:52,341 --> 01:18:54,061
Never have been.

1586
01:18:54,901 --> 01:18:57,421
It's why I ran away in the first place.

1587
01:19:00,581 --> 01:19:02,181
It's why I ran away from you too.

1588
01:19:03,341 --> 01:19:05,741
You don't have to come with me, Charlie.

1589
01:19:07,101 --> 01:19:09,581
You should go wherever makes you happy.

1590
01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:18,821
(SIGHS DEEPLY, MOUTHS)

1591
01:19:23,741 --> 01:19:26,101
(QUIET WHIMPERING)

1592
01:19:28,261 --> 01:19:30,461
(QUIVERING)

1593
01:19:32,541 --> 01:19:34,861
That's the sweetest thing I've ever seen.

1594
01:19:34,901 --> 01:19:37,021
(SOBBING & MUMBLING)

1595
01:19:38,901 --> 01:19:40,821
(BOTH LAUGH)

1596
01:19:42,341 --> 01:19:44,661
(SOMBRE MUSIC)

1597
01:19:44,701 --> 01:19:46,421
Peter...

1598
01:19:47,341 --> 01:19:49,781
It's as if, without you, he lost the will to survive.

1599
01:19:57,021 --> 01:19:59,141
(LOW RUMBLING)

1600
01:20:00,381 --> 01:20:02,301
He's angry with me.

1601
01:20:03,141 --> 01:20:05,221
Well, you'd better apologise, then.

1602
01:20:11,061 --> 01:20:12,661
(SNIFFS)

1603
01:20:13,581 --> 01:20:16,301
I'm so sorry for abandoning you, Peter.

1604
01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:19,741
(SNIFFS)

1605
01:20:21,901 --> 01:20:24,181
(FAINT CRACKLING)

1606
01:20:29,101 --> 01:20:30,781
He's growing again.

1607
01:20:31,621 --> 01:20:33,261
Faster every second!

1608
01:20:33,301 --> 01:20:35,021
But the contest's in five days.

1609
01:20:35,061 --> 01:20:37,181
(SIGHS) It's not enough time.

1610
01:20:37,221 --> 01:20:38,821
It'll have to be.

1611
01:20:39,621 --> 01:20:41,981
(UPBEAT ROCK INSTRUMENTAL)

1612
01:20:42,021 --> 01:20:44,461
# REEF: Place Your Hands #

1613
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,461
Bedtime tales and twinkling skies

1614
01:20:47,501 --> 01:20:50,941
bring magic to pumpkins, big and rise.

1615
01:20:50,981 --> 01:20:55,181
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) # Oh, place your hands

1616
01:20:55,221 --> 01:20:59,501
(BARKING) # On my hope

1617
01:20:59,541 --> 01:21:04,301
# Run your fingers

1618
01:21:04,341 --> 01:21:06,621
# Through my soul In 1933, when Stalin

1619
01:21:06,661 --> 01:21:08,781
thwarted his enemy's allies... # Alright, ah!

1620
01:21:08,821 --> 01:21:12,341
# Oh, and the way that I feel right now

1621
01:21:12,381 --> 01:21:14,581
# Oh, Lord, it may go

1622
01:21:14,621 --> 01:21:16,781
# Yeah! Ah!

1623
01:21:16,821 --> 01:21:20,821
# So place your hands

1624
01:21:21,661 --> 01:21:24,541
# On my hope

1625
01:21:24,581 --> 01:21:26,221
(BREAKS WIND)

1626
01:21:26,261 --> 01:21:29,341
# Run your fingers (SCREAMS)

1627
01:21:29,381 --> 01:21:32,421
(CHEERING) # Through my soul

1628
01:21:32,461 --> 01:21:34,381
# Alright, ah!

1629
01:21:34,421 --> 01:21:37,221
# Oh, and the way that we feel Right now

1630
01:21:37,261 --> 01:21:39,541
# Oh, Lord, it may go

1631
01:21:39,581 --> 01:21:41,901
# Ah, put your hands on Beginning winch procedure

1632
01:21:41,941 --> 01:21:43,701
on my mark. # Put your hands on, yeah!

1633
01:21:43,741 --> 01:21:46,101
# Ah, put your hands on, Put your hands on

1634
01:21:46,141 --> 01:21:48,341
Three, two, one.

1635
01:21:48,381 --> 01:21:50,101
# Put your hands on (BUZZER)

1636
01:21:50,141 --> 01:21:52,821
# Put your hands on

1637
01:21:52,861 --> 01:21:56,021
(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL)

1638
01:21:58,981 --> 01:22:02,141
(CHUCKLING) Hoo-hoo-hoo! # Put your hands on

1639
01:22:02,181 --> 01:22:04,621
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) # Put your hands on

1640
01:22:04,661 --> 01:22:06,501
(JOINS IN LAUGHING) # Put your hands on

1641
01:22:06,541 --> 01:22:08,141
(BOTH LAUGHING) # Put your hands on

1642
01:22:08,181 --> 01:22:09,621
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

1643
01:22:09,661 --> 01:22:12,021
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentleman!

1644
01:22:12,061 --> 01:22:14,261
Boys and gourds!

1645
01:22:14,301 --> 01:22:17,381
Welcome to Mugford PumpkinFest!

1646
01:22:17,421 --> 01:22:19,021
("PLACE YOUR HANDS" CONTINUES)

1647
01:22:19,061 --> 01:22:22,821
The big, big pumpkin weigh-in is about to begin!

1648
01:22:22,861 --> 01:22:24,421
ALL: Pumpkins!

1649
01:22:25,661 --> 01:22:27,581
# Ah, put your hands on

1650
01:22:27,621 --> 01:22:29,101
# Put your hands on (LAUGHING)

1651
01:22:29,141 --> 01:22:30,581
Oh! (LAUGHS)

1652
01:22:30,621 --> 01:22:32,861
# Put your hands on (SCREAMING) No, no, no, no!

1653
01:22:33,941 --> 01:22:35,701
# Ah, put your hands on

1654
01:22:35,741 --> 01:22:38,221
# Put your hands on #

1655
01:22:38,261 --> 01:22:40,501
(SONG CONCLUDES) (SIGHS)

1656
01:22:41,581 --> 01:22:43,141
(SIGHS)

1657
01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:48,621
(QUIETLY) Hey. You did great.

1658
01:22:48,661 --> 01:22:50,261
(SIGHS)

1659
01:22:50,301 --> 01:22:51,901
Let's go win a contest.

1660
01:22:53,181 --> 01:22:55,381
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1661
01:22:55,421 --> 01:22:57,421
With only three contestants left,

1662
01:22:57,461 --> 01:23:01,301
no one has hit 160 stone!

1663
01:23:01,341 --> 01:23:03,181
CROWD: Ooooh!

1664
01:23:03,221 --> 01:23:04,941
That's a tonne to you and me.

1665
01:23:04,981 --> 01:23:06,741
(LAUGHTER)

1666
01:23:06,781 --> 01:23:11,621
Next up, we have a man who's gonna hope to blind us with science.

1667
01:23:11,661 --> 01:23:15,381
Representing Gargana Fertilisers, it's Donald Gregory!

1668
01:23:15,421 --> 01:23:18,461
Come on! Come on! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1669
01:23:20,221 --> 01:23:21,981
(QUIETLY) Booo.

1670
01:23:22,021 --> 01:23:24,141
(APPLAUSE FADES) Hi. Hey. Yeah.

1671
01:23:24,181 --> 01:23:26,861
Erm, yeah, this is the JX8.

1672
01:23:26,901 --> 01:23:30,021
Er... we grew it in the Gargana labs,

1673
01:23:30,061 --> 01:23:32,421
er, with nutrients and, erm...

1674
01:23:33,421 --> 01:23:35,221
HS2 fertiliser.

1675
01:23:35,261 --> 01:23:37,221
(SHAKILY) HS2 fertiliser.

1676
01:23:37,261 --> 01:23:38,861
(MIC FEEDBACK RINGS)

1677
01:23:39,781 --> 01:23:41,301
(COUGHS)

1678
01:23:42,341 --> 01:23:44,621
Great, great. Shall I...?

1679
01:23:44,661 --> 01:23:46,461
Yeah, do it. (CHUCKLES) Wonderful.

1680
01:23:46,501 --> 01:23:49,061
(DRUMROLL)

1681
01:23:49,101 --> 01:23:52,141
CROWD: Ooooh! (CYMBAL STING)

1682
01:23:52,181 --> 01:23:55,101
Ooooh! (APPLAUSE)

1683
01:23:55,141 --> 01:23:58,941
Let's... ALL: Squash up the scale!

1684
01:24:01,141 --> 01:24:04,741
CROWD: Ooohhhhh...

1685
01:24:04,781 --> 01:24:07,741
Ooooh!

1686
01:24:07,781 --> 01:24:10,781
(BUZZER) 156 stone!

1687
01:24:10,821 --> 01:24:13,061
A new world record!

1688
01:24:13,101 --> 01:24:15,381
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1689
01:24:15,421 --> 01:24:17,821
Oh, JX8! Mwah!

1690
01:24:17,861 --> 01:24:21,181
You beautiful, mwah, bio-engineered, mwah, monster.

1691
01:24:21,221 --> 01:24:23,021
(BOTH LAUGH)

1692
01:24:23,061 --> 01:24:25,581
(SIGHS) Congratulations. We did it.

1693
01:24:25,621 --> 01:24:27,661
It's far from over, folks!

1694
01:24:27,701 --> 01:24:29,741
This is it, Charlie.

1695
01:24:30,581 --> 01:24:34,141
I just want you to know, whatever happens,

1696
01:24:34,981 --> 01:24:36,701
I'm so proud of you.

1697
01:24:38,581 --> 01:24:40,541
And I...

1698
01:24:40,581 --> 01:24:42,661
(GENTLE MUSIC)

1699
01:24:42,701 --> 01:24:44,421
I love you too, Aunt Dinah.

1700
01:24:45,941 --> 01:24:47,861
(SIGHS) And when Peter wins,

1701
01:24:47,901 --> 01:24:49,741
all the prize money's going to save the farm.

1702
01:24:50,781 --> 01:24:53,181
Our next contestant is a newcomer

1703
01:24:53,221 --> 01:24:55,821
to the field of competitive pumpkin growing.

1704
01:24:55,861 --> 01:24:59,821
It's the girl who says she can speak to pumpkins...

1705
01:24:59,861 --> 01:25:02,061
(LAUGHTER)

1706
01:25:03,581 --> 01:25:05,341
It's Charlie Little!

1707
01:25:05,381 --> 01:25:08,221
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yeah! Go on, Chazzer!

1708
01:25:10,301 --> 01:25:11,901
(APPLAUSE FADES)

1709
01:25:11,941 --> 01:25:15,981
So, kid, if you can talk to it, what's your pumpkin called?

1710
01:25:16,021 --> 01:25:17,261
Peter.

1711
01:25:17,301 --> 01:25:19,381
Peter what? Peter Little.

1712
01:25:19,421 --> 01:25:22,461
(CHUCKLES) Little! Doesn't look very little, does it?

1713
01:25:22,501 --> 01:25:24,021
(LAUGHTER)

1714
01:25:24,061 --> 01:25:26,821
(DRUMROLL)

1715
01:25:28,581 --> 01:25:31,861
(CYMBAL STING) CROWD: Ooooh!

1716
01:25:31,901 --> 01:25:35,181
(APPLAUSE) There he is! Go on, Peter!

1717
01:25:35,221 --> 01:25:38,261
Wow! Look at that!

1718
01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:41,101
(APPLAUSE)

1719
01:25:41,141 --> 01:25:43,341
Right! Let's...

1720
01:25:43,381 --> 01:25:44,981
ALL: Squash up the scale!

1721
01:25:45,021 --> 01:25:46,901
(CIRCUS MUSIC) Good luck.

1722
01:25:48,941 --> 01:25:51,581
CROWD: Ooohhhhh...

1723
01:25:51,621 --> 01:25:53,821
(LOW RUMBLING) Aunt Dinah!

1724
01:25:54,661 --> 01:25:56,261
He's still growing!

1725
01:25:57,061 --> 01:25:58,541
That's impossible.

1726
01:25:58,581 --> 01:26:00,181
Well, he's doing it.

1727
01:26:00,221 --> 01:26:01,821
Come on, Peter, grow!

1728
01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:04,501
Come on, come on.

1729
01:26:05,741 --> 01:26:08,661
CROWD: Ooohhhhh...

1730
01:26:12,421 --> 01:26:14,461
(SHOUTING) Go on, Charlie!Go on, Charlie!

1731
01:26:15,341 --> 01:26:16,941
There goes my job.

1732
01:26:18,461 --> 01:26:20,741
CROWD: Ooohhhhh...

1733
01:26:20,781 --> 01:26:23,741
(BUZZER) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1734
01:26:24,701 --> 01:26:27,341
159 stone!

1735
01:26:27,381 --> 01:26:30,141
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1736
01:26:31,421 --> 01:26:35,941
A new world record, but just shy the tonne!

1737
01:26:35,981 --> 01:26:38,261
Wait! CROWD: Awww.

1738
01:26:40,221 --> 01:26:41,821
(LOW RUMBLING)

1739
01:26:42,661 --> 01:26:45,221
He wants to talk to you.

1740
01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:01,341
Peter...

1741
01:27:02,701 --> 01:27:05,221
You've made me fall back in love with my farm.

1742
01:27:05,261 --> 01:27:07,301
(LOW, TENDER MUSIC)

1743
01:27:08,101 --> 01:27:09,981
You brought us together.

1744
01:27:12,381 --> 01:27:14,541
I can't thank you enough.

1745
01:27:20,701 --> 01:27:22,301
Look! Look, look!

1746
01:27:22,341 --> 01:27:24,901
(CROWD GASPING) Oh!

1747
01:27:27,301 --> 01:27:29,301
Oh! Oh-ho-ho! CROWD: Ooooh.

1748
01:27:29,341 --> 01:27:30,981
(GASPING) Oh-ho! Oh-ho! Oh!

1749
01:27:31,021 --> 01:27:32,621
(BUZZER)

1750
01:27:32,661 --> 01:27:34,901
She's done it! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1751
01:27:34,941 --> 01:27:36,541
BOTH: Yeah!

1752
01:27:37,341 --> 01:27:38,741
Yeah!

1753
01:27:41,261 --> 01:27:43,101
(SIGHS)

1754
01:27:43,141 --> 01:27:47,581
Charlie Little has broken an imperial tonne!

1755
01:27:47,621 --> 01:27:50,941
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Awww.

1756
01:27:51,741 --> 01:27:53,301
Wonderful.

1757
01:27:53,341 --> 01:27:55,141
Now, just a minute! (MIC SCREECHES)

1758
01:27:55,181 --> 01:27:57,061
This isn't over! Not by a long chalk.

1759
01:27:57,101 --> 01:27:58,821
Go home.

1760
01:27:58,861 --> 01:28:01,021
As defending champions, the Smythe-Gherkins

1761
01:28:01,061 --> 01:28:03,621
retain the right to go last. Absolutely.

1762
01:28:03,661 --> 01:28:05,941
You're right, your ladyship.

1763
01:28:05,981 --> 01:28:07,501
And according to the rules,

1764
01:28:07,541 --> 01:28:09,821
if more than one entry breaks a tonne,

1765
01:28:09,861 --> 01:28:13,141
the prize money goes to the heavier pumpkin. (CHUCKLES)

1766
01:28:13,181 --> 01:28:15,381
What's the name of your pumpkin?

1767
01:28:15,421 --> 01:28:17,941
Don't be ridiculous, man. Pumpkins don't have names.

1768
01:28:18,861 --> 01:28:21,021
Anyway! Here we go.

1769
01:28:21,061 --> 01:28:23,781
(DRUMROLL)

1770
01:28:23,821 --> 01:28:26,821
(CYMBAL STING) Oooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

1771
01:28:26,861 --> 01:28:28,861
(APPLAUSE)

1772
01:28:28,901 --> 01:28:30,861
Don't clap 'em.

1773
01:28:31,701 --> 01:28:33,301
(APPLAUSE FADES)

1774
01:28:33,341 --> 01:28:37,581
For the last time, let's... ALL: Squash that scale!

1775
01:28:37,621 --> 01:28:39,741
(CIRCUS MUSIC)

1776
01:28:39,781 --> 01:28:42,221
CROWD: Ooohhhhhh...

1777
01:28:45,741 --> 01:28:48,621
(EXCITED GIGGLING)

1778
01:28:51,141 --> 01:28:52,781
(BUZZER)

1779
01:28:52,821 --> 01:28:55,541
(SCREAMS) Oh-ho-ho! Yeah! (LAUGHS)

1780
01:28:55,581 --> 01:28:57,541
(APPLAUSE) (BOTH LAUGH)

1781
01:28:57,581 --> 01:28:59,301
(LAUGHING) Yes!

1782
01:28:59,341 --> 01:29:01,141
In their poor faces!

1783
01:29:01,181 --> 01:29:02,541
(BOTH LAUGH)

1784
01:29:02,581 --> 01:29:05,701
Oh. What a shocker. (CHUCKLES)

1785
01:29:05,741 --> 01:29:09,021
The Smythe-Gherkins are the champions. Again.

1786
01:29:09,061 --> 01:29:11,661
And they win £100,000!

1787
01:29:11,701 --> 01:29:13,541
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)

1788
01:29:13,581 --> 01:29:15,861
(MIC SCREECHES) Thank you so very, very much.

1789
01:29:15,901 --> 01:29:17,941
I thank you for your support...

1790
01:29:17,981 --> 01:29:20,061
(SPEECH FADES OUT) You alright?

1791
01:29:22,421 --> 01:29:24,221
I wanted to save the farm.

1792
01:29:25,821 --> 01:29:27,421
We'll get by somehow.

1793
01:29:28,901 --> 01:29:31,261
You're not sad we didn't win?

1794
01:29:31,301 --> 01:29:32,901
Charlie...

1795
01:29:32,941 --> 01:29:34,661
I feel like I did.

1796
01:29:37,061 --> 01:29:39,261
I wanna say well done to Peter. OK.

1797
01:29:43,341 --> 01:29:44,941
You did great.

1798
01:29:45,741 --> 01:29:47,541
Let's be good sports about it.

1799
01:29:52,021 --> 01:29:53,701
Congratulations.

1800
01:29:53,741 --> 01:29:55,581
(LOUD RUMBLING)

1801
01:29:55,621 --> 01:29:58,221
Oh! Ah!

1802
01:29:58,261 --> 01:30:00,221
Charlie?!

1803
01:30:00,261 --> 01:30:02,581
(TENSE MUSIC)

1804
01:30:02,621 --> 01:30:04,461
It's in pain.

1805
01:30:04,501 --> 01:30:07,701
Like I feel when I've eaten too much chocolate.

1806
01:30:07,741 --> 01:30:09,901
What a beautiful piece of veg!

1807
01:30:09,941 --> 01:30:11,741
(BOTH LAUGH)

1808
01:30:11,781 --> 01:30:13,861
I got a good idea why.

1809
01:30:14,781 --> 01:30:16,381
Move.

1810
01:30:18,341 --> 01:30:20,781
(TENSE MUSIC)

1811
01:30:20,821 --> 01:30:23,741
PHOTOGRAPHER: That's it. Look at me.

1812
01:30:23,781 --> 01:30:25,381
What are you doing?

1813
01:30:25,421 --> 01:30:27,501
Shut up, red queen!

1814
01:30:27,541 --> 01:30:29,981
(GRUNTS) Please can we get security?

1815
01:30:30,021 --> 01:30:31,741
(SCREAMS) No!

1816
01:30:31,781 --> 01:30:32,981
Security.

1817
01:30:33,021 --> 01:30:34,581
(ALL GASP) Security, please.

1818
01:30:34,621 --> 01:30:36,981
Can we have- Gimme that here, MC Pumpkin Patch.

1819
01:30:37,021 --> 01:30:38,381
She's juiced!

1820
01:30:38,421 --> 01:30:41,141
(DEFLATES, SQUEAKING) (ALL GASP)

1821
01:30:41,181 --> 01:30:43,621
It's an old trick, I've seen it before.

1822
01:30:43,661 --> 01:30:45,781
You slice the top off, then you drill a hole,

1823
01:30:45,821 --> 01:30:47,661
and you fill the pumpkin full of water.

1824
01:30:47,701 --> 01:30:50,021
And then, you glue the stem back on!

1825
01:30:50,061 --> 01:30:51,461
Boo. Cheater.

1826
01:30:51,501 --> 01:30:54,141
No! (CROWD BOOING)

1827
01:30:56,061 --> 01:30:57,981
(SHRIEKS)

1828
01:30:58,021 --> 01:31:00,901
It was her idea! She made me do it! What?!

1829
01:31:00,941 --> 01:31:03,741
Ah, I'm off! Come back here, you!

1830
01:31:03,781 --> 01:31:05,941
Ahhh! MAN: Cheater!

1831
01:31:05,981 --> 01:31:08,221
Come on now. Settle down, settle down. Simmer, please.

1832
01:31:08,261 --> 01:31:10,621
Come on, please. Thank you. Thanks.

1833
01:31:10,661 --> 01:31:13,261
Let me talk to the judges, thank you.

1834
01:31:13,301 --> 01:31:15,861
(INAUDIBLE CHATTER)

1835
01:31:15,901 --> 01:31:18,701
(LOW, TENSE MUSIC)

1836
01:31:23,501 --> 01:31:28,501
Under Section 36B of the Mugford PumpkinFest Code of Conduct,

1837
01:31:28,541 --> 01:31:30,821
juicing of a pumpkin is illegal.

1838
01:31:30,861 --> 01:31:32,141
Disqualified.

1839
01:31:32,181 --> 01:31:33,981
Oh...

1840
01:31:34,021 --> 01:31:35,981
We have a decision.

1841
01:31:37,341 --> 01:31:40,221
They've ruled that Charlie Little is the winner!

1842
01:31:40,261 --> 01:31:43,141
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) She's just won £100,000!

1843
01:31:45,701 --> 01:31:48,461
God. (SOFT, CHEERFUL MUSIC)

1844
01:31:48,501 --> 01:31:50,141
You did it.

1845
01:31:50,181 --> 01:31:51,781
We did it.

1846
01:31:52,741 --> 01:31:54,461
(SIGHS)

1847
01:31:54,501 --> 01:31:56,701
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

1848
01:32:07,141 --> 01:32:09,221
(CHEERFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

1849
01:32:15,221 --> 01:32:18,101
(CHUCKLES) (GIGGLES)

1850
01:32:22,461 --> 01:32:24,261
(SIGHS)

1851
01:32:25,381 --> 01:32:27,581
(BIRDS TWEETING)

1852
01:32:29,381 --> 01:32:32,501
Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Little Pumpkin Farm.

1853
01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:35,701
This way's our Organic Produce and Pick Your Own Fruit.

1854
01:32:35,741 --> 01:32:37,341
That way's our pumpkin field.

1855
01:32:37,381 --> 01:32:40,141
Where's the Rewilded Nature Trail? Just up that way.

1856
01:32:40,181 --> 01:32:42,501
Is that the old, abandoned Smythe-Gherkin Estate?

1857
01:32:42,541 --> 01:32:45,061
That's right. Purchased for a knocked down price

1858
01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:47,221
after they left town rather suddenly.

1859
01:32:47,261 --> 01:32:49,021
But that's a whole other story.

1860
01:32:50,341 --> 01:32:51,701
Less sun.

1861
01:32:51,741 --> 01:32:53,981
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

1862
01:32:57,741 --> 01:32:59,501
Change in music.

1863
01:32:59,541 --> 01:33:01,341
I think something...

1864
01:33:02,341 --> 01:33:03,941
..upbeat.

1865
01:33:03,981 --> 01:33:06,301
Oh. And don't forget to dance for them.

1866
01:33:10,101 --> 01:33:12,021
(BARKING)

1867
01:33:13,781 --> 01:33:15,461
Arlo!

1868
01:33:16,301 --> 01:33:19,061
Look, this might be quite tough for you, but...

1869
01:33:19,101 --> 01:33:21,701
I wanted to introduce you to my new girlfriend.

1870
01:33:22,581 --> 01:33:24,501
Meg. Hi. (CHUCKLES)

1871
01:33:24,541 --> 01:33:26,341
I knew something was going on when

1872
01:33:26,381 --> 01:33:29,101
she came back three times in one week to get rhubarb. (CHUCKLES)

1873
01:33:29,141 --> 01:33:30,621
Who eats that much rhubarb?

1874
01:33:30,661 --> 01:33:33,701
No one should eat that much rhubarb. No. (CHUCKLES)

1875
01:33:33,741 --> 01:33:35,661
It's nice to meet you. And you.

1876
01:33:35,701 --> 01:33:37,461
And good luck with him.

1877
01:33:37,501 --> 01:33:39,101
Thanks.

1878
01:33:39,141 --> 01:33:41,101
You're being very brave about this.

1879
01:33:41,141 --> 01:33:42,741
I'll survive.

1880
01:33:42,781 --> 01:33:45,421
We'll see. (CHUCKLES)

1881
01:33:45,461 --> 01:33:47,101
Aww.

1882
01:33:47,141 --> 01:33:49,021
Reckon they make a nice couple.

1883
01:33:49,061 --> 01:33:51,741
Alright, you. Back to work, thank you.

1884
01:33:51,781 --> 01:33:53,221
Right you are, boss.

1885
01:33:53,261 --> 01:33:54,501
Apples!

1886
01:33:54,541 --> 01:33:56,301
Bitter apples!

1887
01:33:57,101 --> 01:33:58,701
Two for one.

1888
01:33:59,541 --> 01:34:01,661
(SOFT, CURIOUS MUSIC)

1889
01:34:06,421 --> 01:34:08,181
(GIGGLES) Woah! (CHUCKLES)

1890
01:34:09,141 --> 01:34:10,701
All ready for the contest?

1891
01:34:10,741 --> 01:34:12,181
Yep! Let's load him up!

1892
01:34:16,221 --> 01:34:19,141
Come on, everybody! It's starting! Come on!

1893
01:34:20,181 --> 01:34:22,381
(WHIRRING)

1894
01:34:24,941 --> 01:34:27,621
(SOFT, CURIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)

1895
01:34:47,941 --> 01:34:49,741
(HYDRAULICS HISSING)

1896
01:34:50,981 --> 01:34:52,981
(MUSIC FADES)

1897
01:34:53,021 --> 01:34:55,421
He's a beast, Charlie.

1898
01:34:55,461 --> 01:34:57,301
What did you call him this year?

1899
01:34:58,101 --> 01:34:59,701
Peter 2.

1900
01:34:59,741 --> 01:35:02,141
# RUSTED ROOT: Send Me On My Way #

1901
01:35:03,141 --> 01:35:04,701
# On my way

1902
01:35:05,181 --> 01:35:06,741
# On my way

1903
01:35:07,221 --> 01:35:08,741
# On my way

1904
01:35:09,221 --> 01:35:11,181
# On my way

1905
01:35:11,221 --> 01:35:13,181
# I would like to

1906
01:35:13,221 --> 01:35:14,741
# Reach out my hand

1907
01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:17,181
# Oh, I may see you

1908
01:35:17,221 --> 01:35:19,181
# I may tell you to run

1909
01:35:19,221 --> 01:35:22,301
# On my way, on my way

1910
01:35:22,341 --> 01:35:24,741
# You know what they say About the young

1911
01:35:26,741 --> 01:35:31,181
# Well, pick me up with golden hand

1912
01:35:31,221 --> 01:35:33,181
# Oh, I may see you

1913
01:35:33,221 --> 01:35:35,181
# I may tell you to run

1914
01:35:35,221 --> 01:35:37,741
# On my way, on my way

1915
01:35:37,781 --> 01:35:39,901
# You know what they say About the young

1916
01:35:41,221 --> 01:35:43,181
# Well

1917
01:35:43,221 --> 01:35:46,861
# I would like to hold my little hand

1918
01:35:46,901 --> 01:35:48,701
# How we will run away

1919
01:35:48,741 --> 01:35:50,781
# How we will crawl away

1920
01:35:50,821 --> 01:35:54,701
# I would like to hold my little hand

1921
01:35:54,741 --> 01:35:56,621
# How we will run, we will

1922
01:35:56,661 --> 01:35:59,661
# How we will crawl

1923
01:35:59,701 --> 01:36:01,461
# Send me away, on my way

1924
01:36:01,501 --> 01:36:03,541
# Send me away, on my way

1925
01:36:03,581 --> 01:36:05,181
# Send me on my way, on my way

1926
01:36:05,221 --> 01:36:06,821
(CHATTERING)

1927
01:36:06,861 --> 01:36:09,621
(SIGHS) (LAUGHTER)

1928
01:36:09,661 --> 01:36:11,261
Charlie!

1929
01:36:11,301 --> 01:36:12,661
(GIGGLES)

1930
01:36:12,701 --> 01:36:14,901
What the hell have you got there?! (LAUGHTER)

1931
01:36:14,941 --> 01:36:17,421
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL)

1932
01:36:23,141 --> 01:36:25,741
Look, Mama No Hands! (LAUGHS)

1933
01:36:25,781 --> 01:36:27,781
Aww, please. (SIGHS)

1934
01:36:27,821 --> 01:36:29,541
Please. (SIGHS)

1935
01:36:29,581 --> 01:36:31,821
Oh, there he goes!

1936
01:36:31,861 --> 01:36:34,781
Can't believe how much stuff kids need for school these days.

1937
01:36:34,821 --> 01:36:36,461
It's not like they even ch...

1938
01:36:36,501 --> 01:36:38,181
Ch-choo-choo-choo.

1939
01:36:38,221 --> 01:36:41,021
Choo-choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo.

1940
01:36:44,421 --> 01:36:46,661
(LAUGHTER)

1941
01:36:46,701 --> 01:36:49,181
This is the great Reginald...

1942
01:36:49,981 --> 01:36:51,741
Pfft, I've forgotten his name.

1943
01:36:51,781 --> 01:36:53,261
Lord Reginald Smythe-Gherkin.

1944
01:36:53,301 --> 01:36:54,701
(CHUCKLES) Thank you very much.

1945
01:36:58,021 --> 01:36:59,501
Who said anything about paying?

1946
01:36:59,541 --> 01:37:01,141
I's got a plopman.

1947
01:37:01,181 --> 01:37:04,901
# I would like to hold my little hand

1948
01:37:04,941 --> 01:37:06,181
# How we will run we will

1949
01:37:06,741 --> 01:37:08,261
Woo!

1950
01:37:08,301 --> 01:37:10,181
Whew! Whew!

1951
01:37:11,141 --> 01:37:13,301
(ALL SCREAMING)

1952
01:37:17,461 --> 01:37:18,941
(LAUGHTER)

1953
01:37:18,981 --> 01:37:22,901
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

1954
01:37:24,501 --> 01:37:26,661
(WAILING) We'll get you cleaned up,

1955
01:37:26,701 --> 01:37:28,381
not covered in Marge juice.

1956
01:37:28,421 --> 01:37:30,501
(GROANS) Not marge!

1957
01:37:31,461 --> 01:37:33,981
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL)

1958
01:37:37,181 --> 01:37:39,341
(GIGGLING)

1959
01:37:40,941 --> 01:37:42,421
Oh, yar!

1960
01:37:46,221 --> 01:37:51,341
# Well, I would like to hold My little hand

1961
01:37:51,381 --> 01:37:53,221
# How we will run we will

1962
01:37:53,261 --> 01:37:55,021
(GROANS)

1963
01:37:55,061 --> 01:37:56,661
(LAUGHTER)

1964
01:37:58,621 --> 01:38:00,581
# How we will run we will

1965
01:38:00,621 --> 01:38:02,701
Want me to hold it? Ah!

1966
01:38:04,181 --> 01:38:05,341
# On my way

1967
01:38:05,381 --> 01:38:07,821
# Send me on my way

1968
01:38:07,861 --> 01:38:09,901
(CHEERING)

1969
01:38:10,781 --> 01:38:12,621
Hurry up, Polly. I wanna g- g-

1970
01:38:12,661 --> 01:38:14,861
(WOBBLES & GARBLES)

1971
01:38:14,901 --> 01:38:18,701
# Send me on my way

1972
01:38:18,741 --> 01:38:20,181
# Wooo

1973
01:38:20,221 --> 01:38:22,861
# Woo-woo-woo-oooo

1974
01:38:22,901 --> 01:38:25,381
Are you insured? Because it's very expe-

1975
01:38:25,421 --> 01:38:27,021
Cut there.

1976
01:38:27,941 --> 01:38:30,021
# Woo-woo-woo-oooo

1977
01:38:30,061 --> 01:38:32,701
Security! Gimme that here, Alan Carr.

1978
01:38:32,741 --> 01:38:34,381
Aww, congratulations.

1979
01:38:34,421 --> 01:38:36,381
We did it. (SIGHS)

1980
01:38:36,421 --> 01:38:37,901
BOTH: We did it.

1981
01:38:37,941 --> 01:38:39,661
Hi!

1982
01:38:39,701 --> 01:38:42,301
(ALL SHOUT) Thank you for watching!

1983
01:38:45,141 --> 01:38:47,661
# KT TUNSTALL: Grow #

1984
01:38:49,341 --> 01:38:51,621
(UPBEAT PIANO & GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL)

1985
01:38:58,541 --> 01:39:01,821
# I found a piece of something real

1986
01:39:01,861 --> 01:39:04,741
# I caught a glimpse of how to feel

1987
01:39:05,541 --> 01:39:07,821
# And I'm not gonna waste it

1988
01:39:11,381 --> 01:39:14,421
# I saw a light burst Through the dark

1989
01:39:14,461 --> 01:39:17,581
# I swore I felt a tiny spark

1990
01:39:18,381 --> 01:39:20,861
# And maybe I can chase it

1991
01:39:23,061 --> 01:39:25,661
# Cos luck has

1992
01:39:25,701 --> 01:39:28,301
# Never stuck fast

1993
01:39:29,101 --> 01:39:32,021
# Always blown past

1994
01:39:32,061 --> 01:39:34,061
# Slipped from me

1995
01:39:35,381 --> 01:39:37,821
# But from now

1996
01:39:38,621 --> 01:39:41,061
# Maybe somehow

1997
01:39:41,861 --> 01:39:44,781
# Things could work out

1998
01:39:44,821 --> 01:39:46,701
# Differently

1999
01:39:48,861 --> 01:39:51,781
# Here I am Standing in the driving rain

2000
01:39:51,821 --> 01:39:55,021
# And I can see it coming Like a hurricane

2001
01:39:55,061 --> 01:39:57,741
# I will trust, trust, trust

2002
01:39:57,781 --> 01:40:01,181
# If I must, must, must

2003
01:40:01,981 --> 01:40:04,581
# Is this happiness?

2004
01:40:04,621 --> 01:40:07,741
# This feeling in my chest

2005
01:40:07,781 --> 01:40:09,461
# I know

2006
01:40:10,261 --> 01:40:12,341
# I shouldn't let it go

2007
01:40:14,341 --> 01:40:17,461
# It's easy to run away

2008
01:40:17,501 --> 01:40:20,661
# But this time I might just stay

2009
01:40:20,701 --> 01:40:22,701
# Oh-oh

2010
01:40:22,741 --> 01:40:25,141
# I'm gonna let it grow

2011
01:40:27,981 --> 01:40:31,141
# I felt the weight begin to lift

2012
01:40:31,181 --> 01:40:35,061
# The ground beneath me Start to shift

2013
01:40:35,101 --> 01:40:37,421
# And suddenly I'm flying

2014
01:40:40,781 --> 01:40:44,141
# Into the arms of something pure

2015
01:40:44,181 --> 01:40:47,301
# The warm embrace of something sure

2016
01:40:48,101 --> 01:40:50,101
# There's just no denying

2017
01:40:52,661 --> 01:40:55,781
# Cos here I am Standing in the driving rain

2018
01:40:55,821 --> 01:40:59,021
# And I can feel it coming Like a hurricane

2019
01:40:59,061 --> 01:41:01,741
# I will trust, trust, trust

2020
01:41:01,781 --> 01:41:05,181
# If I must, must, must

2021
01:41:05,981 --> 01:41:08,541
# Is this happiness?

2022
01:41:08,581 --> 01:41:11,701
# This feeling in my chest

2023
01:41:11,741 --> 01:41:13,421
# I know

2024
01:41:14,221 --> 01:41:16,301
# I shouldn't let it go

2025
01:41:18,301 --> 01:41:21,421
# It's easy to run away

2026
01:41:21,461 --> 01:41:24,621
# But this time I might just stay

2027
01:41:24,661 --> 01:41:26,661
# Oh-oh

2028
01:41:26,701 --> 01:41:29,101
# I'm gonna let it grow

2029
01:41:29,981 --> 01:41:31,541
# I'll never let it

2030
01:41:31,581 --> 01:41:33,381
# Go, go, go

2031
01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:34,701
# I'll never let it

2032
01:41:34,741 --> 01:41:36,461
# Go, go, go

2033
01:41:36,501 --> 01:41:37,821
# I'll never let it

2034
01:41:37,861 --> 01:41:39,741
# Go, go, go

2035
01:41:39,781 --> 01:41:41,261
# I'm gonna let it

2036
01:41:41,301 --> 01:41:43,981
# Grow, grow, grow, oh-ohhh-oh

2037
01:41:44,021 --> 01:41:46,621
# Cos luck has

2038
01:41:46,661 --> 01:41:49,261
# Never stuck fast

2039
01:41:50,061 --> 01:41:52,981
# Always blown past

2040
01:41:53,021 --> 01:41:55,021
# Slipped from me

2041
01:41:56,741 --> 01:41:59,261
# But from now

2042
01:41:59,301 --> 01:42:02,141
# Maybe somehow

2043
01:42:03,021 --> 01:42:05,941
# Things could work out

2044
01:42:05,981 --> 01:42:07,861
# Differently

2045
01:42:08,661 --> 01:42:11,021
# I'm gonna let it grow #

2046
01:42:14,421 --> 01:42:17,261
(CURIOUS, PLAYFUL MUSIC)

2047
01:42:30,981 --> 01:42:34,701
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