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《乱马1/2》

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他是无差别格斗早乙女流的乱马

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她是天道道场的小茜

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两人的父亲为两人决定了婚事

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乱马

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别擅自替我做决定

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而且乱马还有个问题

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真讨厌

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他被水泼到就会变成女生

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化妆的小姑娘

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《乱马1/2》

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你赢了二等奖

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集名：小茜遇袭

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大叔 下一个轮到我了

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（纳凉抽奖）

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你收集了这么多 可以转十次

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好！

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又没中？

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给你第九包纸巾

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里面真的有奖吗？

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当然了 来转最后一次吧

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-看 是抽奖
-小霞

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-小茜还真是投入啊
-来吧

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她好像有特别想要的奖品

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中奖啦

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幸运奖

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我想要的就是这个

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真是太好了 小茜

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早乙女乱马的未婚妻 天道茜

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你就作为人质 跟我一起走吧

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什么人？

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-哎呀
-小心

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抓到你了

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这人真奇怪

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你到底是什么人？

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回去告诉早乙女乱马

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-想救回天道茜…
-我说

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…就到券上写的地方来

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我说你啊！

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他竟把玩偶当成了小茜

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真是没礼貌

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为了参加抽奖 特地买了一大堆东西

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好不容易才赢了小猪玩偶

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你自己去不行吗？

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但他说要让你去

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再说 那家伙是个怪人
把玩偶当成是我

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以你的身手 打飞一两个怪人不成问题

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拜托你 去帮我抢回来吧

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一头猪？

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毕竟比起小茜 玩偶可爱多了

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哎哟 我手滑了

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你干什么啊？

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真是 猪玩偶当未婚妻都比你强

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算了 我自己去抢回来

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乱马 快去 这是你修行的一部分

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乱马君

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小茜是个柔弱的少女

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那我头上怎么会有一张桌子？

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不用了 我自己去就行

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反正我能打飞一两个怪人

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-乱马君
-你想怎样？

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（五千日元）

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别这样嘛

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你们一起去
就能打飞二三十个怪人

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都湿了

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你们两个一起弄干

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你这么说不害臊吗？

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-乱马君…
-好啦

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路上小心 晚点回来也没事

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他们两个平日里总是吵架

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得像未婚夫妻一样好好相处才行

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是啊 他们得继承这个道场 不然就麻烦了

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-爸爸 你去泡个澡吧？
-好

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欢迎光临

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这玉米真好吃

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别忘了我们来这儿的目的

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知道啦

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你好 乱马

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是珊璞啊

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和我约会吧

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我得去救小茜

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不是救我 是小猪玩偶

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真是 为什么要叫我去这个地方？

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“中国杂技团特别招待券”？

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我也收到一张一样的

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（热烈欢迎）

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来来来

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走过路过 不要错过

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精彩的表演就要开始啦

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（中国杂技团 热烈欢迎）

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可我不认识杂技团的人

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好久不见 早乙女乱马

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今天的演出应该会非常精彩

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你是…

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沐丝？

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早乙女乱马 在我夺回珊璞之前…

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天道茜就得待在我这儿

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住手！你把小茜弄哭了

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这东西哪里像天道茜？

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什么时候被换掉了？

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眼神还是那么不好

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一定要帮我抢回来哦

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来自中国的精彩演出

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就要开始啦

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好厉害

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能免费看表演 真划算

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看你还能笑到什么时候

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你给我等着 早乙女乱马

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吃完了

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此时此刻 我有个请求

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-我的小猪
-小茜

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若哪位观众能自告奋勇到台上来

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我就把这个送给他

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小茜 你在那儿做什么？

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你这家伙…

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还真是聒噪不休

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好 来得好

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那么 这位被困少女的命运将会如何呢？

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哎呀？

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很危险啊

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各位观众 请看好

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-下面有请…
-你这家伙！

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-…本杂技团的头号明星
-听我说啊

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请大家为鸭子沐沐鼓掌

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刚才的飞刀是这只鸭子扔的？

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不可能

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肯定是个小把戏

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-好厉害的鸭子
-好厉害的鸭子

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这不是普通的鸭子

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杀气

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乱马

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鸭子好厉害 那女孩也好厉害

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可恶的家伙

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炸弹？

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不见了

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好精彩的魔术

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乱马…

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那只鸭子果然就是你 沐丝

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刚才的飞刀不过是开场白

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来自地狱的好戏现在才开始
准备受死吧 早乙女乱马

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既然拿了你的入场券

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我可要好好享受一番

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知道这是什么吗 乱马？

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水？

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这不是普通的水

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是我修行的成果

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（数月前 中国）

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客人 这就是传说中的修行之地 咒泉乡

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我一定要刻苦修行 打败乱马

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就在我迈出前往光明未来的第一步时…

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第一步啊

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他掉进鸭子溺泉了

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（鸭子溺泉）

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关于鸭子溺泉 有个悲惨的传说

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1300年前 有一只鸭子在这泉里淹死了

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从此 掉进泉里的人

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都会受到诅咒 变成鸭子

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我在这里当了多年导游

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这么快就掉进泉里的客人
您还是头一个

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给我听好 早乙女乱马

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-掉进泉里的那个瞬间…
-喂

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…我想到了一个打败你的方法

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你干什么 乱马？

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-喂！
-混蛋

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所以呢？这就是你修行的成果？

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竟然慌成这样…难道这水…

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你猜对了

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这就是我掉进的鸭子溺泉的水

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乱马 你…

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沐丝

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不许你伤害我的乱马

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我一点儿也不想跟你交往

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乱马

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你没事吧？

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珊璞

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我没事

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我爱你

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哪是做这种事的时候…

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糟了

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沐丝 你干什么？

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乱马？

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有本事就来抓我

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没打中

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混蛋 居然还有？

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危险！

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（捞金鱼）

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我的天哪

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捞鸭子？

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试试看吧

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（风车屋）

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-沐丝 你这家伙
-喂

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胡乱撒气 你闹够没有？

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要是你能靠谱一点

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珊璞也不会整天追着我…

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珊…珊璞…

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我担心你才追过来 可你却…

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我生气了

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猫！不要啊 我讨厌猫

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真是的

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都跑哪儿去了？

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-天道茜
-不要啊

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不要啊！

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鬼啊

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不要啊

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好可怕

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不要啊

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这不是沐丝嘛

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天道茜

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就用你来做诱饵 引乱马上钩

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猫啊

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（神奇的鸭子少女 小茜）

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这是…

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（中国杂技团 热烈欢迎）

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待着别动

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沐丝

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早乙女乱马

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若你不快点来救她…

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你的未婚妻就会变成鸭子

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请看 将魔法之水注入水缸

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神奇的事情就会发生

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被困少女会变成鸭子

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乱马

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你来救她的那一刻 就是你的死期

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乖 不要乱动

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鸭子变身倒计时…

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三…

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二…

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一！

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休想得逞

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乱马

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浴衣要弄湿啦

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不好 鸭子溺泉的水要喷向观众了

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好冷

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全身都湿了

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没有变成鸭子

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你中计了 早乙女乱马

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那只是普通的自来水

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这才是真正的鸭子溺泉的水

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接招！变成鸭子吧

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乱马

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珊璞

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为什么？

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好厉害

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老虎变成了鸭子

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为什么你要救乱马？

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为什么 珊璞？

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去问珊璞啊 你这个睁眼瞎！

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你就这么讨厌我？

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我讨厌你

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我讨厌你

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我讨厌你

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我讨厌你

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你…

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为什么 珊璞？

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你为什么这么讨厌我？

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珊璞 嫁给我吧

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你在看哪里 沐丝？

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我的眼里从来都只有你

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珊璞

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当我的新娘吧

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我向你求了那么多次婚…

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好可怜的男人…

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打起精神来 沐丝

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乱马？

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你喜欢珊璞吧？

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那就不要放弃

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遇到障碍的话 打飞就好啦

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我对你做了那么过分的事
你居然还鼓励我？

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你真是个好人

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我明白了 遇到障碍…

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打飞就好！

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我又打起精神了

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可恶…你这家伙

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沐丝那家伙 竟然敢这么对我

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沐丝

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（鸭子溺泉）

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你居然那么喜欢我…

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你干什么？

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我要为可怜的沐丝

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介绍一个新女友

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变成鸭子吧

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乱马 你为什么要妨碍我？

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那还用说吗！

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竟然能躲开我心爱的珊璞的攻击

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认命吧

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我才不要

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变成鸭子呢！

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糟糕 水在到处乱喷

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小茜…

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那女孩怎么样了？

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会怎样呢？

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肯定会变成鸭子吧

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小茜…

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（神奇的鸭子少女 小茜）

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小茜！

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《乱马1/2》

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