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你這麼緊張…別跟我說這個水是…

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你猜到了

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是來自我掉進去的泉水，鴨子溺泉

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亂馬，你…

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沐絲

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我不會讓你這樣對我的亂馬

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成為我的新娘吧

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我跟妳求婚好幾次了…

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我會幫可憐的沐絲介紹新的女友

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我不敢相信你居然躲過
我最愛的珊璞的攻擊

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接受你的命運吧

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想得美

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我才不願意變成鴨子

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糟糕，水噴得到處都是

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小茜…

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那個女孩怎麼了？

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會發生什麼事情呢？

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我打賭她會變成一隻鴨子

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小茜

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《亂馬1/2》

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集名：加油吧，沐絲

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小茜

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小茜

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亂馬

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亂馬

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這都是我的錯

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我得把她變回來

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬…

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亂馬

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亂馬

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小茜和亂馬這麼晚還沒回來

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雖然嘴上不承認，但他們肯定玩得很開心

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-妳看
-他們回來了

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小茜，沒關係的

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別擔心，好嗎？

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這是我們的祕密

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總之，先把妳變回來吧

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這到底是怎麼回事？

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我好像聽到你在說關於小茜的事情

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你在說什麼？

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你在隱瞞什麼祕密？

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天啊，好可愛的鴨子

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的確很可愛

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不，不可能吧

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她變不回來了

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小茜

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小茜？

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是這隻鴨子？

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我懂了，所以這都是你的錯

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對，但是…

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但儘管我讓她泡熱水，她也沒變回來

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亂馬，這種事情沒什麼好緊張的

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我們只要你稍微負點責任就好

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該舉行婚禮了

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什麼？

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小茜，妳看起來真美

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亂馬，請好好照顧她

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好的

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我感覺這只是一隻普通的鴨子

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這很難說

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現在為慶祝妳的婚禮喝一杯吧

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住手

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-小茜，別沒禮貌
-她不喜歡你這樣

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（你把她變成一隻鴨子）

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是我的錯

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（笨蛋兒子，真是太離譜了）

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所以…

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（蠢蛋，世界上最蠢的兒子）

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（我真想看你爸媽的表情）

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你就是我爸爸

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（沒錯）

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這場婚禮真熱鬧

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我要拍照

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真的很抱歉把妳變成鴨子

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但聽好，我幫妳搶回豬布偶了

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所以別難過

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妳這個…

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不管妳是人還是鴨子
妳真的一點都不可愛

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抱歉，我一點都不可愛

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小茜，歡迎回來

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我回來了

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你們在吵什麼？

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-妳…
-幹嘛？

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但妳被鴨子溺泉的水潑到了

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這都是我的錯

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我得把她變回來

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好痛

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小茜只是被普通的水潑到而已

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鴨子溺泉的水可不是取之不盡

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把天道茜變成鴨子對我來說沒有好處

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亂馬是我唯一的目標

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我要用最後一桶來自鴨子溺泉的水…

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最後一桶來自鴨子溺泉的水也沒了

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天啊，我一度以為…

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-你以為什麼？
-沒什麼

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發生什麼事情了？
你們在慶祝什麼事情嗎？

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若妳晚一點回來，事情會變得更有趣

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亂馬，你跟我出去一下好嗎？

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什麼？現在很晚了

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我們要去哪？

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（貓飯店）

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決鬥？

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我跟沐絲？幹嘛選這個時候？

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他給我這個戰帖，要我交給你

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他給妳幹嘛？

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事實上…

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不管有沒有鴨子溺泉的水

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我都能打贏亂馬

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你要用更多懦夫用的伎倆嗎？

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我哪裡像懦夫？

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珊璞，妳幹嘛那樣做？

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妳到底想怎樣？

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你真可悲

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放棄然後回中國去吧

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什麼？

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再見

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珊璞，妳…

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妳完全瞭解我的心意，但妳卻…

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我受夠了

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像妳這種狠心的女人不想要我
那我寧願一個人

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我很開心聽到你這樣說

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再見了

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珊璞，別這樣，我不是認真的

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你要哭一整晚嗎？

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但珊璞…

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你真的很可悲

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我哪裡可悲了？

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說真的

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因為我覺得你很可憐，所以我要幫你

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妳說什麼？

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再去跟亂馬決鬥一次

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這一次你可能會贏

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事情就是這樣，祝好運了

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是妳說服他做這件事情的

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妳到底在想什麼？

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亂馬當然會贏

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若沐絲贏了呢？

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那是絕對不可能的

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直到他們開打，我們誰也不會知道結果

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我才不會輸給他

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這很難說

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如果真的有那麼一點可能性

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沐絲打贏了亂馬

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那我就願意跟沐絲約會

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妳的話我聽得很清楚

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你從哪冒出來的？

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亂馬，我會在珊璞面前讓你慘敗

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再見

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那個混蛋

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亂馬，讓他贏

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我幹嘛要讓他贏？

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若你輸了，珊璞可能就不會纏著你了

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我寧願跟珊璞約會，也不會故意輸掉

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沐絲真的好笨

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你改變心意了嗎？

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貓

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亂馬，記得

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別輸得太容易被看穿

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我知道

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我大概知道他們在打什麼主意

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但他們不會如願以償

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沐絲

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這是…

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用這個決鬥時要想到我

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珊璞…

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妳給了我一件驚人的利器

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我感覺無堅不摧

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你要好好加油

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我要出招了，亂馬，受死吧

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記得，做得漂亮點

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我怎麼可能耍得出那種花招

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我會利用小茜的計畫作為優勢

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亂馬，無論如何我都會讓你贏

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亂馬，一定要輸得像樣點
這樣才能脫離珊璞的糾纏

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真了不起

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亂馬，受死吧

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你的功夫其實還不錯

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我贏了

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那不是重點

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我還沒輸

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我要用珊璞慷慨贈予我的武器發誓
我一定會贏

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你逃不掉了

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蛋？

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那是什麼奇怪的武器？

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珊璞，妳給了他一個有問題的武器

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我完全不想跟沐絲約會

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所以沐絲一定要輸

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沐絲

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這一次我會打敗你

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我很懷疑

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沐絲

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他絕對爬不起來了

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妳怎麼可以做得這麼過分？

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該死，我開始可憐他了

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事情還沒完

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沐絲，你依然…

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我不會…

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我不會…

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讓任何人

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擁有珊璞

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我不會讓任何人擁有她

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你真是鍥而不捨

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既然這樣，那我也不會手下留情了

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亂馬，就讓他贏吧

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你不覺得他很可憐嗎？

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若我假裝被打敗你會高興嗎？

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亂馬…

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你不會的，對吧？

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他說得沒錯

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我們這樣做只會傷到沐絲的自尊

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我會很開心的

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混蛋

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若那樣做能讓我得到珊璞

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那我連自尊都可以拋棄

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鴨子溺泉

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-亂馬
-原來啊

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該死

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這只是普通的水

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當亂馬變成女孩，沐絲就佔上風

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就像他們上一次的對決

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這也太卑鄙了吧，混蛋

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打贏一個女孩會讓你開心嗎？

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我跟你說過，我不需要自尊

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若那樣做能讓你認輸

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那我願意做任何事情，我甚至願意喝汙泥

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我願意為我最愛的珊璞做任何事情

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亂馬，接招吧

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沐絲

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你逃不掉了

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快點，就像之前講好的認輸吧

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別鬧我了

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亂馬

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我欠妳一次

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他現在抓不到我了

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你煩死了

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若你還這麼有精力

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那我就不需要為你操縱這場對決

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天啊，搞什麼，他太強了

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我要把他埋起來，讓他永遠起不來

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亂馬

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沐絲在哪？

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我會很想念他的

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如同我所想，他打不贏亂馬

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說到對決是不可能

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但說到毅力，他絕對是冠軍

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事情還沒結束

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珊璞

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他昏倒了

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珊璞

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他真的很笨

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沐絲真摯的心也許感動了她

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這我可不確定

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爸爸，還要給你倒茶嗎？

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不用了

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-早乙女叔叔，請給我醬油
-拿去

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若不快點就會遲到了

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00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,724
我們會準時到的

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我可是要跟你一起站在走廊罰站的人

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別這樣，你們已經訂婚了
請對彼此好一點

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那是你擅自決定的

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我們連婚禮都舉行了

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那是跟一隻鴨子

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那真的很有趣

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要不要隨你

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三千元買一組五張相片

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我要買幾張

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-再說一次
-別這樣

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小茜，早安

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良牙

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這是來自廣島的紀念品

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你是指福島吧？

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-亂馬，更重要的是…
-怎麼了？

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混蛋，我聽說你想趁我不在的時候

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跟小茜結婚

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誰跟你說這件事情的？

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-那是跟一隻鴨子
-給我安靜點

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00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,853
今天就讓我們作個了斷吧

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你想打架嗎？

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00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,190
住手，我們會遲到的

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我們上學時，先繞去一個地方

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不是說會遲到嗎？

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笨鴨子

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想吃嗎？

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沐絲看起來比我想的更開心

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真的嗎？

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他說得是有道理，重點不是外型

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幸福是能跟你最愛的人在一起

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有什麼不對勁嗎？

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沒什麼

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快點，我們走吧

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該死

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那我今天就當女生吧

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沒錯，外型不重要

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不管是男生、女生，外貌根本不重要

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搞什麼

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當我們遲到，這一切都不重要

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妳真的一點都不可愛

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天道茜，辮子女孩

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我愛你們兩個

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《亂馬1/2》

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字幕翻譯：Lin Verellen