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看你慌张成这样 莫非这个水…

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你猜得没错

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这就是我掉进去的鸭子溺泉的泉水

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可恶的乱…

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沐丝

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不许你对我的乱马乱来

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嫁给我吧

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我明明求了那么多次婚…

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我要介绍新女友给可怜的沐丝

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竟敢躲避我亲爱的珊璞的攻击

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认清现实吧

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竟然要我成为鸭子…

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我才不会让你得逞！

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哎呀

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不好了 水到处乱喷

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小茜…

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那女孩呢？

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不知道怎么样了

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当然是会变成鸭子登场吧

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小茜！

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《乱马 1/2》

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{\an8}集名：沐丝加油！

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小茜！

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小茜？

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乱马

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乱马

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都是我害的

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我得让你恢复原状

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好痛…

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乱马？乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马…

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乱马

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乱马

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小茜他们好慢喔

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虽然他们嘴上那么说
不过应该是玩得很开心吧

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- 喔？
- 回来了

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好了 小茜

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你别担心

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这件事我会帮你保密的

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总之 你先变回原来的身体…

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你在说什么？

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我好像听见你说小茜怎么样了？

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你在说什么？

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你在隐瞒什么？我问你啊

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好可爱的鸭子

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真的

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怎么会这样子？

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没有…恢复原状

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小茜！

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小茜？

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是那只鸭子？

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这样啊 所以是你害的？

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虽然是这样没错

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但就算泡了热水 她也没恢复原状

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我说乱马啊 你不用在意

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你只要稍微负起责任就好

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好 举行婚礼

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小茜你真美

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乱马 今后就万事拜托了

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是

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那不会是一只真的鸭子吧？

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不晓得

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来 三献之仪敬酒

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喂 乖乖听话啊 小茜

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她很抗拒呢

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（你把小茜变成这样子）

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是我不好

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（不可置信）

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（笨儿子）

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所以…

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（蠢材）

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（蠢儿子之王）

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（真想看看你爸长什么样！）

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不就是你吗？

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（所言甚是！）

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真是一场热闹的婚礼

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我来拍照

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抱歉 是我害你变成这副模样

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不过你看 玩偶也成功抢回来了

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你就别再生气了

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你这家伙！

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不管是鸭子还是人 都真的很不可爱

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不好意思喔 我这么不可爱

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小茜 你回来啦

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我回来了

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你们这是在做什么？

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- 你…
- 怎样？

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你不是被鸭子溺泉的水泼到…

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都是我害的

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我得让你恢复原状

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好痛…

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好痛

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原来泼到小茜的只是普通的水啊

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鸭子溺泉的水是有限的

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让天道茜变成鸭子
对我一点好处都没有

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{\an8}我的目标只有一个

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{\an8}我要用这最后一桶鸭子溺泉的水…

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这样一来 鸭子溺泉就用光了呢

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什么嘛 我还以为…

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还以为？

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没什么

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话说回来 你们在做什么啊？

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是在庆祝什么吗？

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要是你再晚一点回来就更有趣了

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乱马 你现在可以陪我跑一趟吗？

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咦？这么晚了要去哪里？

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（猫饭店）

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决斗？

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我跟沐丝？事到如今何必啊？

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因为我受托收下了挑战书

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为什么是你啊？

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其实…

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就算没有鸭子溺泉的水

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我也一定会击溃乱马

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沐丝 你又打算使出卑鄙手段了

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我哪里卑鄙了？

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喂 你做什么啊 珊璞？

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你想怎么样？

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真没出息

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你还是夹着尾巴回中国去吧

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什么？

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再见

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珊璞 你这家伙

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你明明知道我的心意
却还用这种口气说话

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算了 我受够了

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像你这么冷淡的女人 我才不稀罕呢

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那真是太感激了

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珍重再见

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珊璞！我是开玩笑的啊

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你要哭到什么时候？

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谁叫珊璞她…

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真是没出息

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我哪里没出息了？

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真受不了

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看你这么可怜 我就帮你加油吧

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什么？

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你再去跟乱马决斗一次

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说不定你赢得了

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喂

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所以就拜托你咯

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根本就是你在怂恿他吧

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你在想什么啊？

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想也知道这场决斗是乱马会赢

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要是沐丝赢了怎么办？

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无论怎么想都不可能

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实际试过以后 说不定会出乎意料

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我怎么可能会输？

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是吗？

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万一…

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我是说万一沐丝真的赢了

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我也会很干脆地跟沐丝交往

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刚才那句话 我听得一清二楚

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你从哪冒出来的？

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我会在珊璞面前击败你 乱马

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再见

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那个混蛋

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乱马 你就输给他吧

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什么啊？

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如果你输了
也许就能斩断与珊璞之间的缘分

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要我故意输 那我宁愿跟珊璞交往

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真是有够笨的男人

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如何？你愿意重新考虑了吗？

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猫！

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听好了 乱马

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你要输得自然一点

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我知道啦

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我猜得到你们在打什么主意

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但我不会让你们得逞的

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沐丝

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这是…

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你就把这个当成是我来使用吧

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珊璞

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你为了我准备这么厉害的武器

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我拥有百倍的力量了

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你好好加油喔

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那就开始吧

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乱马 觉悟吧！

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要输得自然一点喔

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我哪有那种本事啊

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我就来利用小茜的如意算盘

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乱马 我绝对会让你赢的

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乱马 你要好好打输
斩断与珊璞之间的缘分

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好厉害

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去死吧 乱马！

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什么嘛 你还真有一套

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我赢了

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你为什么要赢啊？

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我还没输

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就算赌上珊璞精心为我准备的武器

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我也要打赢你

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接招吧！

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蛋？

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那个武器是怎么回事？

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珊璞 你竟然给他那种瑕疵品！

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我并不打算跟沐丝交往

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我要让沐丝打输

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沐丝

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这次不会再像刚才那样了

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你确定吗？

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沐丝

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他再也起不来了

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你竟然做得到这种地步

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总觉得他好可怜

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还没…

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沐丝 你还…

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珊璞

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珊璞…

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我不会…

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把她交给…

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我不会把她交给任何人

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你很拼命嘛

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既然这样 我也不会放水

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乱马 你就输给他嘛

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不然沐丝就太可怜了

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我故意输给你 你会开心吗？

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乱马…

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你不会开心吧？

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说得也是

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如果那样做 沐丝的自尊心…

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我会很开心

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你这家伙！

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如果这样能让我得到珊璞

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我才不需要什么自尊心

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鸭子溺泉

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乱马

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原来如此

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可恶 原来只是普通的水

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对付女乱马的话 沐丝比较有利

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之前决斗的时候…

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你这家伙真卑劣

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打赢女人你也开心吗？

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我说过了吧 我不需要什么自尊心

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只要能够让你认输

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就算要我吞下脏泥巴
我什么都愿意做

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只要是为了我爱的珊璞
要我做什么都在所不惜

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乱马 觉悟吧！

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沐丝

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休想逃跑 乱马

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你就干脆一点 故意输给我吧

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开什么玩笑！

250
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乱马

251
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得救了

252
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,649
这样他就追不上来…

253
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你这家伙

254
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,992
如果你精力这么充沛

255
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,245
那靠实力取胜不就好了

256
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:15,469
受不了 真是个爱闹事的家伙

257
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,555
把他埋好 免得他再爬起来

258
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乱马

259
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,559
沐丝呢？

260
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那个男人太可惜了

261
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他果然还是敌不过乱马

262
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,151
他决斗是输了

263
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不过 他的那份执着倒是值得认同

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还没结束

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珊璞…

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他晕过去了

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珊璞

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真是个笨男人

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她感受到沐丝的诚意了

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是吗？

271
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爸爸 要喝茶吗？

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还不用

273
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叔叔 酱油给我

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给你

275
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你不快点又要迟到了

276
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没问题啦

277
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你也想想我这个
被你拖累而在走廊罚站的人

278
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好啦 未婚夫妻要好好相处

279
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那是双方家长擅自决定的事

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反正婚礼都举行过了

281
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那是鸭子

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那超有趣的

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来

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一组五张 三千日元

285
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我也买一组吧

286
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- 谢谢
- 别这样

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小茜 早安

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良牙

289
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这是我在广岛买的伴手礼

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不是福岛吗？

291
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- 是说 乱马
- 怎样啦？

292
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,760
听说你这家伙趁我不在的时候

293
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打算跟小茜举行婚礼

294
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,224
你的情报是从哪来的啊？

295
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,475
那是鸭子

296
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,726
少啰嗦

297
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,187
今天我就要跟你做个了结

298
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,188
来啊

299
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,232
住手 要迟到了

300
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,234
去学校之前 我想去一个地方

301
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不是要迟到了吗？

302
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,488
笨蛋

303
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,073
拿去啊

304
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,618
沐丝看起来比我想像的还幸福嘛

305
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,953
是吗？

306
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,997
不过 确实无论是什么形式

307
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,167
能待在喜欢的人身边就是种幸福吧

308
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,044
嗯？怎么了？

309
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,462
没什么

310
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,922
好了 走吧

311
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算了 今天就这个模样也没关系

312
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,808
- 我也觉得不管什么模样都好
- 什么？

313
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无论是男是女 无论哪种外貌

314
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,483
要迟到的话 不管哪样都没区别啦

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00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,278
真是的 你真的很不可爱

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00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,823
天道茜、辫子女孩

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你们两个我都喜欢！

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《乱马 1/2》

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