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{\an8}‎（顯影劑）

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‎好，開始吧

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‎輕輕地將底片放入顯影劑…

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‎好，很好

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‎結果比我想像的還要好

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‎這些是我拍的所有小茜的照片負片

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‎只要有這些

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‎我隨時想重新沖洗出幾張都行

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‎《亂馬1/2》

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{\an8}‎（烹飪教室）

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{\an8}‎集名：黑玫瑰餅乾

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‎這樣不會太甜嗎？

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‎就算我烤了這麼多餅乾

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‎我也沒有男朋友可以送

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‎就算我烤了餅乾，亂馬先生也不…

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‎老師

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‎怎麼了，九能同學？

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‎我突然想起我有急事要辦

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‎因此我必須提早離開

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‎是黑玫瑰風暴

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‎九能小太刀，早退

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‎（九能小太刀，出席，早退）

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‎請等等，亂馬先生

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‎小茜，她做甜點時看起來也好漂亮

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‎你在拍什麼，五寸？

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‎嗨，早乙女同學，你在做什麼？

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‎你還沒學到教訓啊？

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‎你一直拍小茜的照片都不會厭煩嗎？

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‎厭煩？怎麼可能？小茜是我的…

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‎-我要沒收這個
‎-你在做什麼…

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‎不要再有奇怪的想法了，好嗎？

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‎不要低估我，早乙女

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‎我多準備了許多底片

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‎餅乾烤得很棒

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‎餅乾

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‎-要我試吃一下嗎？
‎-才不要給你呢

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‎一個女人的幸福…

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‎就是為她心愛的九能帶刀下廚

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‎天道茜

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‎我會讓你幸福的

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‎你為什麼不老實說你想吃就好？

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‎建議你不要，九能學長

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‎那會難吃到昏倒

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‎先嘗過味道

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‎再說好不好吃

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‎那是什麼？

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‎可愛吧？是動物餅乾

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‎動物？這是章魚嗎？

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‎真沒禮貌，是企鵝

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‎螃蟹嗎？

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‎是獅子

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‎-這個我知道，是水蚤
‎-是兔子

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‎別一直讚賞餅乾的外觀

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‎快點吃吃看

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‎等一下

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‎我還沒準備好

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‎真是可疑的餅乾

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‎你…

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‎好久不見，亂馬先生

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‎黑玫瑰小太刀

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‎是我的變態妹妹

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‎亂馬先生

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‎給你

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‎-我知道這個，是星星
‎-是海星

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‎把我的餅乾還來

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‎這東西不合亂馬先生的胃口

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‎等等

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‎都是你的錯

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‎因為你沒有馬上吃掉

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‎為什麼那是我的…

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‎我拚死拚活才烤出來的

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‎大笨蛋

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‎真是的，又不是我的錯

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‎她在那裡

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‎亂馬先生，我就知道你會來找我

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‎我不是來找你的，我要拿餅乾

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‎不要騙人了

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‎我沒有騙人

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‎嗨，亂馬

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‎站住

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‎別跑

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‎明天再一起玩吧

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‎不准你再回來

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‎該死

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‎我好開心，亂馬先生

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‎亂馬

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‎亂馬先生

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‎我們下次再繼續吧

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‎好恐怖

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‎他在那裡

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‎我的餅乾

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‎亂馬，小太刀的餅乾我就收下了

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‎來嘗嘗看吧

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‎真好吃

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‎好，嘗嘗看我的

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‎-不用了
‎-為什麼？

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‎我沒胃口

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‎因為剛剛受到驚嚇

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‎來看看，我…

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‎這餅乾…好難吃

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‎什麼？好過分

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‎她果然把鎮定劑摻進了餅乾

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‎天啊，你妹妹總是給其他人帶來許多麻煩

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‎對，這點我無法反駁

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‎沒人…

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‎看到剛剛發生的事吧？

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‎我偷偷拍到早乙女搞外遇的畫面

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‎該怎麼辦呢？

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‎請把底片給我

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‎亂馬那個蠢蛋

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‎他早就認定餅乾很難吃，根本不肯品嘗

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‎大笨蛋亂馬

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‎（任何人都能成為神廚）

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{\an8}‎（無差別格鬥流）

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‎要怎麼烤出好吃的餅乾？

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‎對，能教教我嗎，小霞姊姊？

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‎你有興趣學下廚啦

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‎對，算是

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‎但怎麼這麼突然？

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‎是要做給亂馬吃嗎？

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‎才不是

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‎我只是

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‎想聽到他說「好吃」

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‎總之，我不想輸給亂馬

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‎我知道了

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‎（牛奶、糖、奶油、麵粉）

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‎我來教你怎麼做出超美味的餅乾

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‎好

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‎兩百公克的糖

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‎（七顛八倒）

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‎小茜，那是鹽巴

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‎一點點香草精

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‎小茜，那是辣油

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‎（料理計時器）

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‎完成了

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‎好，餅乾的顏色很漂亮

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‎（失敗為成功之母）

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‎你真的很努力

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‎亂馬，我們一決勝負吧

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‎要帶著感恩的心吃，亂馬

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‎那你呢，老頭？

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‎我現在很飽

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‎黑玫瑰標誌？

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‎小太刀？

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‎我做了一道家常菜在等你

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‎請快點過來

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‎家常菜？

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‎真是鍥而不捨的女人

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‎你沒資格說別人

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‎備註：隨信附上我們倆當時的照片

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‎我太開心了，好想把照片散布整個鎮上

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‎等等

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‎膽小鬼，你連吃都沒吃就要逃跑嗎？

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‎現在不是時候

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‎該死，我最好是會讓你把照片散播出去

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‎給我等著，小太刀

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‎亂馬先生，快來

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‎像這樣獨自等著你，我…

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‎小太刀

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‎亂馬先生

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{\an8}‎（回憶隨著時間變得更加美好）

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‎我重現了當時感受到的快樂

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‎現在我要將那份幸福分享給大家

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‎來

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‎亂馬先生，你來了

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‎那是因為你威脅我

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‎你竟敢沖洗這麼多張這張照片？
‎我要毀掉證據

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‎天啊，看來你喜歡這張照片

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‎我還有很多，盡情吃吧

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‎該死

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‎我吃不了那麼多

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‎我必須摧毀源頭

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‎對了

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‎（只要毀掉負片就好了）

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‎（問題的根源）

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‎我想吃那張照片的負片

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‎你能為我製作嗎？那張負片的料理

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‎好，我很樂意為亂馬先生製作

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‎這邊請，亂馬先生

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‎打擾了

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‎嗨，九能學長

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‎你為什麼在我家？

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‎是我邀他來的

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‎那麼換句話說…

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‎你放棄了你對天道茜的非分之想

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‎誰說我對她有非分之想？

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‎終於

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‎阻礙消失了

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‎九能學長

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‎小茜

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‎你喔

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‎真是的，你好壞

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‎你喔

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‎你喔

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‎你們倆應該也要

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‎一起努力打造出不幸福的家庭

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‎（家庭代工，失業）

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‎謝謝你，哥哥

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‎你這混蛋

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‎我只是來吃小太刀的家常菜

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‎你說是來吃小太刀的家常菜嗎？

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‎亂馬，她是不是威脅你之類的？

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‎小茜，你什麼時候來的？

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‎天道茜

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‎你馬上就來要我跟你交往嗎？

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‎誰要跟你交往啊？

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‎現在出現太遲了

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‎什麼？

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‎亂馬先生已經愛上我的家常菜了

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‎-來
‎-糟糕

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‎好吃嗎？

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‎亂馬肯定被威脅了

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‎快回家，小茜

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‎這樣我怎麼可能回家

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‎我想看看九能學長的房間

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‎我的房間？好，我帶你去看

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‎喂

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‎亂馬先生，主餐還沒上桌呢

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‎我會在廚房等候

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‎請帶食材給我

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‎請坐這裡

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‎（我為你準備了特別座位）

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‎謝謝

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‎那該不會是要給我的？

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‎絕對不是

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‎別害羞，來吧

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‎我就說了不是

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‎那我去拿茶過來

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{\an8}‎你在這裡等就好，小茜

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‎真是的

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‎但她抓到亂馬的什麼把柄了？

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‎看來我只能看看能不能找到線索

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‎食材？

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‎對，你想要的負片…

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‎就在池塘裡小綠龜的項圈裡

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‎（小綠龜）

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‎真幸運

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‎只要拿到那個負片…

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‎我就能甩掉小太刀了

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‎鱷魚？

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‎（小綠龜）

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‎鱷魚小綠龜很激動呢

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‎亂馬先生可以打敗牠

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‎該死，為什麼叫牠小綠龜？

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‎負片就在項圈裡面

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‎拿到了

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‎我忘了

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‎如果強行摘除，那個項圈會釋放高壓電

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‎亂馬先生

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‎是辮子女孩

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‎你是來見我的嗎？

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‎才不是…

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‎亂馬先生在哪？

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‎亂馬先生

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‎負片

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‎你醒了嗎，辮子女孩？

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‎我就欣然收下你的禮物了

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{\an8}‎這挺有型的

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‎你這混蛋…

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{\an8}‎還給我

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‎這就是觸電般的愛

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‎喂…

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‎可惡

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‎「負」湯蹈火，在所不惜

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‎勝利

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