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♪ Tubi, Tubi ♪

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Did someone order the spicy tuna?

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Mercedes, how many times I gotta tell ya?

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Hush, you'll scare the trout.

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As long as you're not tellin' anybody that we're hangin' out,

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Randy, what choice do I have?

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When it comes to Purgatory friendships, it's, uh...

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Slim pickins at the fishing hut.

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A jiggler? What is this? Trawling for noobs?

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♪ Uh, uh, um ♪

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Shortbread martini?

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Did you add my nutmeg twist?

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Please.

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Okay, they're bitin'.

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Oh, they're really biting.

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What did you do, bait the lines with crack?

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Sheesh, boys, buy me dinner first.

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Do you think we could make it to the cars?

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Gotta hoof it.

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Good thing I always dress for cardio.

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Nedley!

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Sheriff Nedley!

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Randy?

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Maybe a little. Hell was cold and dark

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and I've been on my own for years.

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Look, Lock Mess, I don't know what you are--

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Ah!

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Not here for you. Argh!

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But just to be sure,

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this is the Ghost River Triangle

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where bad things happen to good people?

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Hey, bad thing,

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get away from her.

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Sure, Grandpa.

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Though, isn't she a little bit young for you?

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Not that young.

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Way to kick a girl when she's down.

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She's the second-best angler I know.

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And she's my friend.

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Look, I'm not picky.

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I only need one of you to bring me the heir.

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The Earp heir? Wynonna...

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Hey, snow snatch!

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Not him.

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You want Earp?

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I've been her ride or die since high school.

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But guess what?

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Wynonna doesn't live here anymore.

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Oh, I know.

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But she'll be back.

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Once I bait the hook.

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Eenie, meenie, miney...

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...hoe.

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Not the face. It's been through so much.

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And I wish I could see

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the look on yours when Wynonna Earp

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kicks your icy ass!

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No!

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♪ Tell that girl to take you back ♪

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♪ Take you back, take you back

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♪ My heart went from red to black ♪

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♪ Red to black, red to black

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♪ Came up from that lake of fire ♪

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♪ Lake of fire, lake of fire

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♪ Only have that one desire

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♪ One desire, one desire

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♪ Got a tank full of gasoline

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♪ 'Cause you bring your fire in me ♪

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Gentlemen.

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Which one of you's gonna flush my backdoor?

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Ow! I didn't even get to cheat yet!

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♪ Told that devil ♪

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Argh!

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You hit like a girl.

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Hard and with perfect form.

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What kind of idiot thinks she can scam

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Paco Daisy in his own casino?

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The kind that doesn't carry an I.D.

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Though, you are one chips and guac

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away from a free chalupa.

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You asshole. That's na-chos to take.

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Hey,

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what's with the Wyatt Earp swag?

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Oh, right, famous lawman.

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Old West shootout and the OK Corral

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right here in Tombstone? Guys...

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He's a big deal around these parts!

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White folks do love their violent heroes.

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When they're feeling patriotic, they spend more at the buffet.

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Wyatt Earp.

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Just another apocryphal colonizer

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who got a revisionist history thanks to his big gun.

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Hey, I apologize, Chayton.

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I assumed you were just muscle.

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Got my PhD at Brown. 19th century Americana.

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Your big words are being wasted here.

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You wanna chat?

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Chayton.

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Sorry, boss.

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Okay. Oh!

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Okay.

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Admit that one hurt. That one smart.

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Can't take a beating like when I was 27.

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Might as well give it up, girlie.

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Your partner already spilled.

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Partner?

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Doc! What have they done to you?

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Turned me into a video game.

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When this is over, I promise you

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mouth to south resuscitation.

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Oh, you really don't want this to be over.

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What was your angle here, hmm?

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Grease my dealer?

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Have moustache boy count cards?

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I'm awfully flattered to be addressed as boy,

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considering my advanced age.

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Get this, blue eyes thinks he's Doc Holliday.

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Wyatt Earp's buddy?

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You know, I don't love your tone.

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Oh.

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Doc Holliday,

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the greatest gunslinger who ever lived?

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Top 20 for sure.

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I beg your pardon.

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I would have gotten away with robbing you fools blind

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if Wynonna could learn to bluff.

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Well, at least I'm not a weapon.

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Hey.

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Ah, ah, ah!

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It was in her Spanx.

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Go start digging the hole.

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Okay don't-don't cheese your beans.

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Peacemaker only kills demons.

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Lights up when you point it at one.

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Well, lights up for me.

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And me.

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You cheatin' hussy.

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What?

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I think I found the boss' tell.

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Paco is a demon.

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We're never gonna get that chalupa.

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Stop by the café, Sheriff.

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We just put a fresh pot on for you.

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What, both of you? Just when I needed it.

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Thank you, Chrissy.

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Hi, Natalie. - Hi.

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Go Blue Devils!

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Hey, Nicole, lookin' good. - Hey, Kyle, back at ya.

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How's your brother?

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I got those tulips you ordered, Sheriff.

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Oh, Freddie. Thank you so much.

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I will be by the shop later, okay?

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Well, well, well.

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Ma'am, you, uh, you can't park here.

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I'm waiting for my wife.

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She's like a big deal in this town.

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You trying to nepo baby your way out of a $30 ticket?

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Also hoping to get frisked. - Oh, really?

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Mrs. Waverly Earp.

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Mrs. Nicole Haught.

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Ahem! Public dis-gays of affection?

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Kind of unprofessional, don't ya think?

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Hi, Bunny.

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So girls, uh,

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Randy Nedley didn't show up for samba karate this morning.

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Oh, uh... - Anyhoo, I gotta fly.

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I gotta go ice my dojo.

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That Sensei Rick is very thorough.

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Bye-bye.

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Wow.

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I kinda miss when she was too homophobic to overshare.

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So, what are you thinking?

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That my mentor, the Sheriff Emeritus,

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Mr. Randy Nedley, often has one too many Beer Tab Blues

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while out on his highly illegal fishing hut,

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which I have to pretend I don't know anything about.

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Still, do you fancy a drive

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to the edge of the Ghost River Triangle?

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Hmm. I thought you'd never ask.

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Oh, also, I picked up the mail.

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Oh, yay! A new postcard from Wynonna.

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Oh, my God.

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It's so funny to think about your sister

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acting all touristy at the place

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where your ancestor made his mark.

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Sounds like she's in a good place.

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What now, Earp?

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Same as always, just have fun out there.

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That's right, pork chop,

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Wynonna Earp. Crazy chick with a demon killing gun.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Ha!

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Doc!

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This was our play.

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Get caught so you'd bring us to the one room

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we couldn't breach, your vault.

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You Earp slut!

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Huh. There's that high tone 'tude they love in hell.

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Which is where I'm about to send you.

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Ahem. Uh, may I?

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I'd rather ya didn't.

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Hi.

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Hello.

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You like that?

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It is always a treat watching you do what you do best.

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There's one more thing I'm pretty good at.

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Need I remind you that we are here to crack a safe?

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You need pants for that?

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I do not. - Okay.

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♪ Move it, faster

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♪ Takin' over

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♪ Gettin' bigger

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♪ Comin' closer

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♪ It's the sound of a banging drum ♪

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♪ Taking you by surprise

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♪ It's gonna be wild

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♪ It's gonna be big time

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♪ It's gonna be ♪

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Nedley?

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Mercedes?

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Sheriff Randy Nedley!

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Two whole years runnin' cons out of the back of a suitcase.

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Mm-hmm. But every dollar we steal--

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Borrow... brings us one step closer to getting our own farm.

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A place to settle down.

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Bring Alice home from Aunt Gus' place in Montana.

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All right, enough math. Let's hit the blackjack tables.

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That also requires math.

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Make this wad into a bigger wad.

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The way you play, darlin',

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which is good and roostered, our wads only get smaller.

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You love me roostered.

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I love you. Full stop.

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Then why are you being such a wad?

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We spent some of this on things you wanted.

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I don't remember wanting to lose ten grand

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at the tables last month.

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I'm sorry. I'm... I'm tired.

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Boring.

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Oh, come on, I didn't--

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You're not, I didn't mean...

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You're not, you're not, obviously.

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I believe I shall take some air.

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Come on, stay and take the Earp heir. Again.

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I just need to clear my head.

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Will it be hours or days this time?

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Don't wait up.

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I never do.

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Nedley!

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Oh, Nedley.

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I was too slow. Mercedes.

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It's okay. Hey, hey, hey.

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You're hurt, but you're alive, okay?

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Wait... - Stay still.

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Waited for you.

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I knew you would come.

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Okay, shh.

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911, what's your emergency?

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I need paramedics on Route 72. - South of town?

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That's right, border of the Ghost River Triangle.

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We're on our way. - Okay. Hey! I found Nedley!

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Attacked by a bear!

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That wasn't a bear.

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Baby girl, did you get my postcard?

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I think Mercedes is dead.

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What do you mean dead?

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What do you mean "Earp"?

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Okay.

271
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Okay, come on, cowboy, pick up.

272
00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,710
Of course.

273
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,913
Do it the old fashioned way.

274
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,559
Okay.

275
00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:52,804
Here I come.

276
00:17:55,573 --> 00:18:01,346
♪ I've got a fever runnin' like 100 degrees ♪

277
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,648
♪ I am the real thing

278
00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:06,851
♪ Gather 'round and follow my lead ♪

279
00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:13,057
♪ I'm like a bad storm goin' down in history ♪

280
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,794
♪ Test me and see

281
00:18:16,794 --> 00:18:19,897
♪ You're not gonna wanna mess with me ♪

282
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:25,670
♪ You just wait, wait and see

283
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:31,476
♪ You're not gonna wanna mess with me ♪

284
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:35,580
Oh...

285
00:18:53,898 --> 00:18:56,534
The meal earmuffed hello?

286
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,569
I, I was just hoping for a hug.

287
00:18:58,569 --> 00:19:01,506
You bring donuts? - I didn't even bring a bra.

288
00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:06,878
Baby girl. Baby girl's woman.

289
00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:08,780
We weren't expecting you so soon.

290
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,115
I drove the Pacomobile all night.

291
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:12,583
Welcome home, Wynonna.

292
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,086
Oh, I still use these ribs on the regular.

293
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:19,056
My hero. The champion.

294
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:21,092
Fucking Wynonna is fine.

295
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,864
Whoa!

296
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:30,968
So, you moved the kitchen. (Waverly): Mm-hmm.

297
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:34,572
It's smart. Turned my bedroom into a craft room.

298
00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:36,541
Dumb. But since you're renovating,

299
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:39,944
I'd also redo the stairs. - Oh, shut your mouth!

300
00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:43,748
When did Karen from planet Hobby Lobby move in?

301
00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:46,651
Is that a homophobic typo?

302
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:48,419
Oh, that's why we got it free.

303
00:19:48,419 --> 00:19:50,888
Reclaimed phrase, reclaimed wood.

304
00:19:50,888 --> 00:19:54,859
Speaking of reclaimed wood, where's Doc?

305
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,862
Where's all my stuff?

306
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:00,164
Do you mean your weed?

307
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:03,568
No.

308
00:20:03,568 --> 00:20:05,403
We donated it to the orphanage.

309
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:07,171
Oh, those kids are gonna get fucked up.

310
00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:11,008
Look at all this stuff! More BBD gak?

311
00:20:11,008 --> 00:20:13,678
Enough googly eyes to choke an unlicensed daycare.

312
00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:16,013
And honest-to-fuckin' loom!

313
00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:18,583
Jesus, Haught, you should be keeping my sister busier.

314
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:21,419
Oh, we maintain a robust schedule.

315
00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:23,588
Yeah, I see that on your chore wheel.

316
00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:25,389
Hey, it's your turn to clean the baseboards.

317
00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:27,058
Whatever that means in gay.

318
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,695
Lemme guess, box of condoms?

319
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:32,997
Bup-bup-bup-bah, bup-bah.

320
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:38,236
That is the Elchur Minificial Box of Containment.

321
00:20:39,804 --> 00:20:42,907
Well, I can barely contain how jazzed I am

322
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:46,110
that my box has to sleep in the barn.

323
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,113
After Mercedes' wake.

324
00:20:52,483 --> 00:20:53,918
How bad was it?

325
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:57,622
Uh, let's just say there's not gonna be an open casket.

326
00:20:57,622 --> 00:21:00,491
So, demons. - We don't know that.

327
00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:03,027
Nicole, what was left of Mercedes' bits

328
00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:05,096
was used to spell out our last name.

329
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,532
So, unless some enterprising coyote

330
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,300
has taught themselves how to read,

331
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,336
then we need the Earp heir home.

332
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:13,804
Even if it's a trap?

333
00:21:13,804 --> 00:21:15,806
Especially if it's a trap.

334
00:21:15,806 --> 00:21:18,042
You both have five minutes to get funeral fabulous.

335
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:20,578
Okay. - Meet you by the demon limo.

336
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:24,782
The thing that did this is a-fucked!

337
00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:27,919
What?

338
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,388
I just, I wish you would've talked to me

339
00:21:30,388 --> 00:21:32,223
before you called her.

340
00:21:32,223 --> 00:21:35,760
I don't need my wife's permission to call my sister.

341
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,263
No, I...

342
00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:40,798
What are you gonna wear?

343
00:21:40,798 --> 00:21:44,635
Gotcha two coffees. With extra coffee.

344
00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:48,873
Truce?

345
00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:53,210
Wynonna uh...

346
00:22:05,222 --> 00:22:06,624
Oh, I will be.

347
00:22:06,624 --> 00:22:08,759
And you misspelled trouble.

348
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:13,664
Hey, this is mid.

349
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,367
Almost forgot about the Purgatory side eye.

350
00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:19,971
And Mercedes Gardiner was more midriff than mid.

351
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,340
She would want this to be a real panty-dropper.

352
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,908
Mah!

353
00:22:24,508 --> 00:22:26,143
Ooh! Hi, baby. - Hi.

354
00:22:26,143 --> 00:22:28,479
Let's get a drink. - You mean another drink?

355
00:22:28,479 --> 00:22:33,084
Hey! We spent hours trying to figure out what did this.

356
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:36,988
And what flavor Pop Tarts goes best with the gin.

357
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:39,724
It's frosted strawberry.

358
00:22:39,724 --> 00:22:41,826
(bartender): Ladies.

359
00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:44,528
You know what? We had a lot of catching up to do,

360
00:22:44,528 --> 00:22:46,797
so we caught up with the catch up.

361
00:22:46,797 --> 00:22:50,301
Uh yeah, you do you.

362
00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:52,937
Be right back. - Baby!

363
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:59,810
Is it just me or did your wife get more uptight?

364
00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,846
The town is finally thriving.

365
00:23:01,846 --> 00:23:03,648
She just doesn't want things to like...

366
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:05,082
Oh, 'cause everybody

367
00:23:05,082 --> 00:23:07,952
here hates me? - Not the people that matter.

368
00:23:07,952 --> 00:23:10,554
I did a hell of a lot for these numpties.

369
00:23:10,554 --> 00:23:13,491
I kept you safe from de-- - Deez nuts!

370
00:23:13,491 --> 00:23:16,260
Father Bertucci!

371
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:18,329
My sweet child.

372
00:23:18,329 --> 00:23:20,097
Wynonna...

373
00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:23,834
You piss in one font.

374
00:23:23,834 --> 00:23:25,670
You did the best you could.

375
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,438
Whatever.

376
00:23:27,438 --> 00:23:28,773
I'm here for her.

377
00:23:28,773 --> 00:23:30,274
She died with her boots on.

378
00:23:30,274 --> 00:23:32,543
Those things are hideous.

379
00:23:32,543 --> 00:23:33,878
Even the bear wouldn't touch them.

380
00:23:33,878 --> 00:23:35,746
Throttle down, Jasmine.

381
00:23:35,746 --> 00:23:37,248
Body's not even cold.

382
00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:38,849
Well, the body's in several pieces.

383
00:23:38,849 --> 00:23:41,385
Yeah, know what that tells me?

384
00:23:41,385 --> 00:23:43,020
She fought like fuck.

385
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,922
Mercedes went down swinging.

386
00:23:44,922 --> 00:23:46,857
What a crazy, awesome bitch.

387
00:23:46,857 --> 00:23:49,794
Mercedes thought she was such hot shit since high school.

388
00:23:49,794 --> 00:23:51,696
Yeah, takes shit to know shit.

389
00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:54,265
You saying you're shit? - Don't twist her words!

390
00:23:54,265 --> 00:23:56,634
I wasn't there for much of high school.

391
00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:59,036
Left to major in jello shots and juvie.

392
00:23:59,036 --> 00:24:01,806
Got exiled to the Hanley Home for Girls, first.

393
00:24:01,806 --> 00:24:03,908
We got up to some wild there, eh, Wynonna?

394
00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:06,510
I minored in childhood trauma, Sheree.

395
00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:07,812
It's all a bit hazy.

396
00:24:07,812 --> 00:24:10,247
The three of us, and Penny Kessley.

397
00:24:11,982 --> 00:24:13,584
We were kinda mean to you.

398
00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:15,186
It was a long time ago.

399
00:24:15,186 --> 00:24:16,954
Where is Penny?

400
00:24:16,954 --> 00:24:18,956
Probably couldn't get a sitter.

401
00:24:18,956 --> 00:24:21,025
Her kid's dad is being such a tool.

402
00:24:21,025 --> 00:24:22,960
You know, Wynonna's got a great system for dealing

403
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,563
with bad dads, claim it was demons

404
00:24:25,563 --> 00:24:26,731
and shoot them in the back.

405
00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:28,466
After you.

406
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:31,268
Now someone's 'bout to get punched in the front.

407
00:24:31,268 --> 00:24:32,770
Stop.

408
00:24:32,770 --> 00:24:35,106
So, Wynonna's home.

409
00:24:35,506 --> 00:24:38,442
Oh, yeah. She always knew how to make an entrance.

410
00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:40,377
Oh, you sound jealous.

411
00:24:40,377 --> 00:24:44,615
Oh, come on, she's wild, I'm mild. It works.

412
00:24:44,615 --> 00:24:46,450
Yeah.

413
00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:48,486
Friendships are like that.

414
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:52,990
Mercedes could barely keep up with this rizz.

415
00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:56,026
I-I got your text.

416
00:24:56,026 --> 00:24:57,862
I don't really understand what...

417
00:24:57,862 --> 00:25:00,731
pineapple, pineapple, robot emoji means.

418
00:25:00,731 --> 00:25:03,701
It means I got a broken wing

419
00:25:03,701 --> 00:25:05,836
and I don't text good.

420
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,406
I'm just glad you're okay.

421
00:25:09,406 --> 00:25:12,042
I don't feel okay.

422
00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:13,744
And I don't remember much,

423
00:25:13,744 --> 00:25:15,112
including what the perp looked like,

424
00:25:15,112 --> 00:25:16,547
so don't bother asking me.

425
00:25:16,547 --> 00:25:19,250
You kidding? It's a miracle you're even upright.

426
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,418
Gave you enough drugs to knock out Iowa.

427
00:25:21,418 --> 00:25:24,388
Huh. Opiates don't work on me anymore.

428
00:25:24,388 --> 00:25:27,291
I passed 17 kidney stones in four years.

429
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:30,895
It's chilly out.

430
00:25:30,895 --> 00:25:33,831
There's a cold front rolling in.

431
00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:37,701
There's a rum punch, and they got the game on.

432
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:41,572
Can't quite bring myself to go in there.

433
00:25:42,072 --> 00:25:47,211
Hey, hey, none of this is your fault.

434
00:25:48,112 --> 00:25:51,015
Twenty years ago, I woulda gotten to the truck faster,

435
00:25:51,015 --> 00:25:54,718
I woulda had that shotgun in the hut with me.

436
00:25:54,718 --> 00:25:57,054
Younger me might've saved her.

437
00:25:57,054 --> 00:25:59,456
Yeah well, a younger you wouldn't have been friends

438
00:25:59,456 --> 00:26:01,725
with the likes of Mercedes.

439
00:26:01,725 --> 00:26:03,360
That counts.

440
00:26:07,298 --> 00:26:10,801
Nicole, Purgatory hasn't lost anyone

441
00:26:10,801 --> 00:26:13,270
for a long time in this way.

442
00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:16,373
I got it covered. All right?

443
00:26:16,373 --> 00:26:18,676
I've been telling everyone it was an animal attack.

444
00:26:18,676 --> 00:26:22,813
Oh, careful. Careful, Sheriff Haught.

445
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:27,051
I lied to everybody for 30 years about what goes on around here.

446
00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:29,987
To keep them safe.

447
00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:33,357
I was scared.

448
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,427
Don't be like me.

449
00:26:36,427 --> 00:26:40,231
Don't confuse protecting people with deciding for them.

450
00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:43,367
This is just, it's a blip.

451
00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,736
Whatever happens next, I can handle it.

452
00:26:47,004 --> 00:26:49,907
(Waverly): Bottle, you numpty!

453
00:26:49,907 --> 00:26:51,542
You better start

454
00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:53,210
with the sinner sisters.

455
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:03,020
Keep my sister's name out of your viper mouth.

456
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:04,855
She went from Pop Tarts to poppin' tarts.

457
00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:07,358
Okay, that is enough!

458
00:27:07,358 --> 00:27:09,593
I can take the littlest lesbian.

459
00:27:09,593 --> 00:27:12,029
She's bisexual, you muppet.

460
00:27:12,029 --> 00:27:13,831
I actually identify as pansexual now.

461
00:27:13,831 --> 00:27:15,566
Aw, baby girl, your journey.

462
00:27:15,566 --> 00:27:17,434
My god, you stupid Earps!

463
00:27:17,434 --> 00:27:19,637
You both are going home right now.

464
00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:20,871
I'm calling you a cab.

465
00:27:20,871 --> 00:27:22,006
Shotgun!

466
00:27:22,006 --> 00:27:24,041
No way, I get car sick in the back!

467
00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:26,377
Oh, but don't worry, I'm gonna be up all night

468
00:27:26,377 --> 00:27:28,045
filing a report

469
00:27:28,045 --> 00:27:31,015
about why there was a battle royale at a wake.

470
00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:34,451
Just as Mercedes would have wanted-ah!

471
00:27:34,451 --> 00:27:36,787
Wynonna... - Your mom's mad, dude.

472
00:27:36,787 --> 00:27:39,390
No way. She loves paperwork.

473
00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:41,058
And I love her.

474
00:27:41,058 --> 00:27:43,627
Mah! - Okay, out!

475
00:27:48,165 --> 00:27:49,300
Don't worry everybody.

476
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:52,503
It's uh, it's all uphill from here.

477
00:28:06,884 --> 00:28:08,419
Ahem.

478
00:28:08,419 --> 00:28:09,954
Oh, I'm...

479
00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:12,856
Working after hours.

480
00:28:12,856 --> 00:28:15,225
All by your lonesome.

481
00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:17,528
That's Nedley's lucky bandana.

482
00:28:17,528 --> 00:28:23,000
He certainly was luckier than, uh... Mercedes.

483
00:28:26,003 --> 00:28:29,106
Hands up, now! - Or what?

484
00:28:29,106 --> 00:28:31,208
Or I blow them off your wrists.

485
00:28:39,883 --> 00:28:41,986
I'm the sheriff of Purgatory.

486
00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:44,421
Well, you're a lot more than that, Nicole Haught.

487
00:28:44,421 --> 00:28:47,925
You're Wynonna Earp's best friend.

488
00:28:47,925 --> 00:28:49,760
Oh!

489
00:28:59,903 --> 00:29:01,739
Ah...

490
00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:05,576
What do you want with Wynonna?

491
00:29:05,576 --> 00:29:09,513
Revenge, payback, the whole Moby Dick.

492
00:29:09,513 --> 00:29:11,949
Oh yeah, you certainly seem like a dick, all right.

493
00:29:11,949 --> 00:29:14,651
Okay, okay, we can trade quips later.

494
00:29:14,651 --> 00:29:16,420
Right now, I need the first

495
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,255
of three precious things from you.

496
00:29:18,255 --> 00:29:20,524
Number one, your wedding ring.

497
00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:26,330
Over my dead body.

498
00:29:27,164 --> 00:29:32,169
Get out of my head.

499
00:29:48,986 --> 00:29:50,521
Oh...

500
00:29:51,455 --> 00:29:52,756
Ow!

501
00:29:53,557 --> 00:29:54,858
What do you want?

502
00:29:54,858 --> 00:29:58,796
Doesn't anyone listen around here?

503
00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:00,431
Ah!

504
00:30:02,199 --> 00:30:07,471
Your ring and revenge.

505
00:30:20,050 --> 00:30:22,920
Revenge is overrated. I should know.

506
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,823
Doc.

507
00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:29,626
And that's my cue.

508
00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,728
Next stop,

509
00:30:31,728 --> 00:30:34,164
Wynonna's teen trauma.

510
00:30:34,164 --> 00:30:38,202
Hugs and kisses to Dawson's Freak.

511
00:30:44,174 --> 00:30:46,043
And that was confusing.

512
00:30:46,043 --> 00:30:49,513
And painful. Ah!

513
00:30:49,947 --> 00:30:51,281
I saw the light on

514
00:30:51,281 --> 00:30:53,917
and I knew the best lawman that Purgatory's ever known

515
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:55,385
was burning the midnight candle.

516
00:30:55,385 --> 00:30:57,855
Or fighting a particularly comely demon.

517
00:30:57,855 --> 00:31:00,924
Yeah, well it was either her or the Earp sisters.

518
00:31:00,924 --> 00:31:02,993
They're also on my shit list. Ow...

519
00:31:02,993 --> 00:31:04,928
So, business as usual.

520
00:31:05,362 --> 00:31:07,264
This one feels personal.

521
00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:16,940
Haven't been that drunk in ages.

522
00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:18,709
It was long overdue.

523
00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,411
Like a lot of things.

524
00:31:22,312 --> 00:31:24,148
But these blankets smell like horse.

525
00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:25,716
When's the last time you washed 'em?

526
00:31:25,716 --> 00:31:28,218
I'm pretty sure that's your old leather jacket.

527
00:31:28,218 --> 00:31:31,088
More whiskey? - No, I'm good.

528
00:31:31,088 --> 00:31:34,691
But you're better bad. - Hmm. Bad influence.

529
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:38,562
Nicole will be fine. Ah.

530
00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:41,298
Kinda thought she'd be more jazzed to see me.

531
00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:43,467
Wynonna Earp,

532
00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:46,036
feeling guilty and turning down hooch.

533
00:31:46,036 --> 00:31:47,638
Doc's got you tamed.

534
00:31:47,638 --> 00:31:53,277
Look, if anything, Doc thinks I am a lot.

535
00:31:53,277 --> 00:31:54,945
There's no way.

536
00:31:54,945 --> 00:31:56,446
I don't know.

537
00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:59,783
Keeps disappearing for hours at a time.

538
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,886
I mean, we're still the best. We're still the best

539
00:32:02,886 --> 00:32:06,823
when we're fighting or fucking. - Roger that.

540
00:32:07,491 --> 00:32:11,094
But when we have to stop running and talk,

541
00:32:11,094 --> 00:32:13,430
it's just never been our strong suit.

542
00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:17,301
We're saving up to buy a place.

543
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:20,938
Alice is five now.

544
00:32:21,371 --> 00:32:23,173
A little kid who could use a mom.

545
00:32:23,173 --> 00:32:25,642
But she has one, Aunt Gus.

546
00:32:25,642 --> 00:32:28,278
You deserve to be happy, Wynonna.

547
00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:33,317
I am happy knowing my daughter is safe.

548
00:32:33,317 --> 00:32:35,586
I can't even keep my baby sister from getting jumped

549
00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:37,921
by some group home skanks. How would Doc and I

550
00:32:37,921 --> 00:32:39,356
protect a kid?

551
00:32:39,356 --> 00:32:41,491
With your whole heart.

552
00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:44,861
You have to tell your person how you feel.

553
00:32:45,696 --> 00:32:46,663
You first.

554
00:32:46,663 --> 00:32:49,967
What? What's that supposed to mean?

555
00:32:53,203 --> 00:32:55,105
You've been working police dispatch.

556
00:32:55,105 --> 00:32:56,473
Yes.

557
00:32:56,473 --> 00:32:58,842
And Chrissy's coffee bar.

558
00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,411
Volunteering at the old folks' home.

559
00:33:01,411 --> 00:33:03,647
With the occasional shift at the Cat Café.

560
00:33:03,647 --> 00:33:05,616
Though tending pussy's more of a hobby.

561
00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:08,218
Don't change the subject with a hilarious off color joke.

562
00:33:08,218 --> 00:33:10,520
That's my move.

563
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,257
You've also developed a crippling craft addiction

564
00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:15,559
that has robbed me of a bedroom.

565
00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:17,261
Now who's running in place?

566
00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:19,096
What else am I supposed to do around here?

567
00:33:19,096 --> 00:33:21,465
Literally anything you want.

568
00:33:21,898 --> 00:33:23,800
Jeremy has been calling.

569
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,570
He wants me to join him overseas.

570
00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:28,872
Restructure the Black Badge Division.

571
00:33:28,872 --> 00:33:31,541
That's your future right there, baby girl.

572
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:34,011
I... I can't leave Nicole.

573
00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:35,979
Leaving doesn't mean forever.

574
00:33:35,979 --> 00:33:38,482
I'm puddin' proof of that, baby.

575
00:33:38,482 --> 00:33:40,217
Nicole's no stranger to ambition,

576
00:33:40,217 --> 00:33:42,419
and she's not selfish.

577
00:33:42,419 --> 00:33:44,354
Gingerdread can take care of herself.

578
00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:50,961
Little help?

579
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,498
She took your ring? - Your wedding ring?

580
00:33:54,498 --> 00:33:55,932
Baby, it's just a broken finger.

581
00:33:55,932 --> 00:33:58,902
She broke your finger? I love that finger.

582
00:33:58,902 --> 00:34:01,204
You're gonna have to get creative with your sex lives.

583
00:34:01,204 --> 00:34:03,407
Park their melting moments for a spell.

584
00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:05,108
Switch to toes for a few weeks.

585
00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:08,478
It's not the primary digit for that.

586
00:34:08,478 --> 00:34:10,180
Digit get a look at this asshole?

587
00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:13,417
Big blonde mane, fit. Tentacle powers.

588
00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:15,819
She is hard to miss. - But you did miss.

589
00:34:15,819 --> 00:34:17,387
No, I aimed true.

590
00:34:17,387 --> 00:34:19,256
My bullets did nothing.

591
00:34:19,256 --> 00:34:21,491
So, a demon. - A demon who would've killed me

592
00:34:21,491 --> 00:34:23,627
if Doc hadn't have shown up. - It is the ideal finger

593
00:34:23,627 --> 00:34:26,697
to lose if you had to choose. - I did not get to choose.

594
00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:29,733
Well, it sounds like Octobussy will be easy to find.

595
00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:33,136
Most people think the pinky finger is superfluous.

596
00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:37,140
But you need it. Yep, for balance.

597
00:34:41,011 --> 00:34:43,480
Sounds wrong to say this exactly right now,

598
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,216
but I've missed this.

599
00:34:46,216 --> 00:34:47,784
The batshittery of our lives.

600
00:34:47,784 --> 00:34:50,620
The batshittery of you girls.

601
00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:53,256
Now it feels less like a reunion

602
00:34:53,256 --> 00:34:56,493
and more like a reboot.

603
00:34:56,893 --> 00:34:59,096
Well, I'd like to reboot this demon and her cooch.

604
00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:01,531
She's gathering items. My ring was just the first.

605
00:35:01,531 --> 00:35:03,533
She said she needs three precious things.

606
00:35:03,533 --> 00:35:06,636
Wynonna, she called you Dawson's Freak.

607
00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:08,972
What did you say?

608
00:35:10,407 --> 00:35:12,609
And I did manage to swipe this off her wrist.

609
00:35:12,609 --> 00:35:15,078
It's a friendship bracelet with Waverly's name on it.

610
00:35:15,078 --> 00:35:17,814
My name but not my bracelet.

611
00:35:18,315 --> 00:35:20,150
When I was six years old, I... I made it.

612
00:35:20,150 --> 00:35:21,885
For me.

613
00:35:27,391 --> 00:35:29,126
Hang on. I got it.

614
00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:31,928
Not you, Henry. We're talkin'.

615
00:35:32,629 --> 00:35:34,965
Oh, Jerusalem's crickets.

616
00:35:35,565 --> 00:35:37,734
It was 20 years ago. The day I lost this bracelet.

617
00:35:37,734 --> 00:35:40,937
I was 15 years old living in a shitty group home,

618
00:35:40,937 --> 00:35:42,572
Hanly's Wayward Girls.

619
00:35:42,572 --> 00:35:44,474
I was so determined to show them.

620
00:35:44,474 --> 00:35:45,742
Them who?

621
00:35:45,742 --> 00:35:47,544
The other Dawson's Freaks.

622
00:35:47,544 --> 00:35:49,613
That's what we called ourselves.

623
00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:55,385
Holy shit.

624
00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:56,853
Seriously, Wynonna,

625
00:35:56,853 --> 00:35:59,389
this place is even creepier than I imagined.

626
00:35:59,389 --> 00:36:01,458
No wonder you're so fucking weird.

627
00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:03,560
Stop pooping in your low rise jeans.

628
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,729
If you're that scared, we can jet.

629
00:36:05,729 --> 00:36:07,697
I'm bored and I'm cold.

630
00:36:07,697 --> 00:36:10,600
I thought we'd at least do it inside the murder house.

631
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,069
It's not a murder house, it's a murder home.

632
00:36:13,069 --> 00:36:14,604
Cute.

633
00:36:14,604 --> 00:36:17,507
Wyatt Earp took this lasso from the old west sheriff

634
00:36:17,507 --> 00:36:20,677
who put a curse on him, the demon Clootie.

635
00:36:20,677 --> 00:36:23,046
My clootie is itchy.

636
00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:25,816
And ammolite is the hell mineral.

637
00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:28,852
Bedrock surrounding the homestead is loaded with it.

638
00:36:28,852 --> 00:36:31,688
This is a load all right. - Look, Penny, Jasmine, Sheree,

639
00:36:31,688 --> 00:36:33,957
you all wanted me to prove it.

640
00:36:33,957 --> 00:36:37,527
But this land, my family, the curse, that is all real.

641
00:36:37,527 --> 00:36:39,930
All right. Keep your tampon in.

642
00:36:39,930 --> 00:36:41,264
It has to be now.

643
00:36:41,264 --> 00:36:42,699
Today's the only day we can do it.

644
00:36:42,699 --> 00:36:46,403
Thursday? - Time of the hunger moon.

645
00:36:46,403 --> 00:36:47,871
That's so not a thing.

646
00:36:47,871 --> 00:36:50,507
The Blackfoot call it Ka'toyi.

647
00:36:50,507 --> 00:36:52,709
When the veil between Earth and the underworld

648
00:36:52,709 --> 00:36:53,844
is at its thinnest.

649
00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:56,780
And all your energy turns to survival.

650
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,815
Sure, Wynonna.

651
00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:02,652
So, is this really where you shot your dad?

652
00:37:02,652 --> 00:37:04,855
I was aiming for the ghouls who grabbed him.

653
00:37:08,091 --> 00:37:09,192
But yeah.

654
00:37:09,192 --> 00:37:12,062
You actually believe demons did it, don't you?

655
00:37:12,062 --> 00:37:15,265
They've been coming for me and my own my whole life.

656
00:37:16,933 --> 00:37:19,870
Revenis ad se ostendendum invocamus.

657
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:23,406
In nomine Clootie. In nomine Earp.

658
00:37:36,453 --> 00:37:38,088
It's the cops. We gotta bail.

659
00:37:38,088 --> 00:37:40,223
Wait, my bracelet. My baby sister made me that!

660
00:37:40,223 --> 00:37:42,492
Who cares? We're busted. (Young Nedley): Okay, come out

661
00:37:42,492 --> 00:37:43,827
of there with your hands up.

662
00:37:43,827 --> 00:37:46,329
You're all under arrest for trespassing.

663
00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:49,332
And that was it for me from there on out.

664
00:37:49,332 --> 00:37:52,736
It was all mental institutions and juvie 'til I turned 18.

665
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,105
Now it turns out that wasn't my only fuck up.

666
00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:57,073
We must have conjured up a demon after all.

667
00:37:57,073 --> 00:37:59,476
But okay, what's it doing here 20 years later?

668
00:37:59,476 --> 00:38:01,678
The hunger moon is in two days.

669
00:38:02,612 --> 00:38:04,748
We've got everything this demon wants right here.

670
00:38:04,748 --> 00:38:06,216
On the homestead? - Of course not.

671
00:38:06,216 --> 00:38:08,218
Demons can't get past the ammolite bedrock.

672
00:38:08,218 --> 00:38:09,119
Yeah, well, guess what?

673
00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:10,954
This bitch doesn't play by the rules.

674
00:38:10,954 --> 00:38:13,156
She wants some second magical item.

675
00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:14,958
Baby brainy girl can figure out what it is.

676
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,326
It's gonna be somewhere in Purgatory.

677
00:38:16,326 --> 00:38:18,495
No, no, no, you're not gonna use my town as bait.

678
00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:20,430
Or my wife. - Why?

679
00:38:20,430 --> 00:38:21,798
'Cause you're the only one who gets to keep

680
00:38:21,798 --> 00:38:24,267
Waverly on the hook? - What's that supposed to mean?

681
00:38:24,267 --> 00:38:27,637
Despite bad circumstances, I'm simply delighted to see you.

682
00:38:27,637 --> 00:38:29,472
Hmm. - And your new hairdo

683
00:38:29,472 --> 00:38:31,074
is so fetching.

684
00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:34,010
That is for whoring, and gambling,

685
00:38:34,010 --> 00:38:35,812
and leaving Wynonna alone at night.

686
00:38:35,812 --> 00:38:37,881
Most evenings I simply walk.

687
00:38:37,881 --> 00:38:39,683
I do some birdwatching.

688
00:38:39,683 --> 00:38:42,519
But you must see the fresh fire in Wynonna's eyes

689
00:38:42,519 --> 00:38:44,154
in the face of all this.

690
00:38:45,522 --> 00:38:49,025
Two years ago, she ran away with me expecting a circus.

691
00:38:49,025 --> 00:38:52,362
So, I must feign to let the tiger out now and then.

692
00:38:53,863 --> 00:38:55,732
The woman I love is...

693
00:38:57,334 --> 00:38:59,202
she's addicted to calamity.

694
00:39:00,403 --> 00:39:02,172
She does get easily bored.

695
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,775
Yeah, well, the last thing that I want is Wynonna Earp

696
00:39:05,775 --> 00:39:08,144
to get bored of me.

697
00:39:08,144 --> 00:39:09,846
But you've changed.

698
00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,649
Change is natural.

699
00:39:12,649 --> 00:39:15,085
So, why should it feel like a betrayal?

700
00:39:16,486 --> 00:39:18,722
Is that Megan Thee Stallion?

701
00:39:18,722 --> 00:39:20,757
She's so good.

702
00:39:20,757 --> 00:39:22,158
You know, the first time I pressed play

703
00:39:22,158 --> 00:39:24,260
I was expecting something different.

704
00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:27,764
Well, anxiety aside, it must be tiring.

705
00:39:28,765 --> 00:39:30,200
I will never tire

706
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,936
loving the wildest stallion of them all.

707
00:39:32,936 --> 00:39:36,172
Mustang. Stallions are boys.

708
00:39:36,172 --> 00:39:37,874
Waverly Earp, are you attempting

709
00:39:37,874 --> 00:39:39,609
to school me on the ponies?

710
00:39:39,609 --> 00:39:41,978
I mean,

711
00:39:41,978 --> 00:39:44,914
even though he's been dead to the world for centuries,

712
00:39:44,914 --> 00:39:48,251
you still have to play Doc Holliday

713
00:39:48,251 --> 00:39:49,919
instead of just being Henry.

714
00:39:49,919 --> 00:39:52,222
You could try not being a dick.

715
00:39:53,289 --> 00:39:54,524
But I wouldn't bet on it.

716
00:39:56,092 --> 00:39:58,928
Can't protect this place or Waverly

717
00:39:58,928 --> 00:40:00,764
by making them smaller.

718
00:40:00,764 --> 00:40:02,499
Well, I mean, you can't just show up here

719
00:40:02,499 --> 00:40:04,000
and destroy everything we've built

720
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,136
because you seanced a little too hard

721
00:40:06,136 --> 00:40:07,137
when you were 15.

722
00:40:07,137 --> 00:40:09,072
If you really wanted to secure Purgatory,

723
00:40:09,072 --> 00:40:10,940
you'd tell them we're under demon attack.

724
00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:12,942
I'm not gonna tell a bunch of people to stop living

725
00:40:12,942 --> 00:40:15,545
their lives just 'cause I can't keep some fentanyl creeping in.

726
00:40:15,545 --> 00:40:16,913
Am I the fentanyl in this scenario?

727
00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:18,982
At least fentanyl takes away your pain.

728
00:40:21,851 --> 00:40:23,953
Wynonna, I would literally kill for you,

729
00:40:23,953 --> 00:40:25,855
but the chaos that you bring.

730
00:40:25,855 --> 00:40:27,123
Waverly could use a little chaos

731
00:40:27,123 --> 00:40:29,759
if it means a chance to spread her wings.

732
00:40:29,759 --> 00:40:31,661
She needs more than hot sex and crochet.

733
00:40:31,661 --> 00:40:34,197
Lately, she can hardly hold back her more,

734
00:40:34,197 --> 00:40:36,099
especially when she is stressed out.

735
00:40:36,099 --> 00:40:37,667
I mean, and nothing stresses her out

736
00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:39,969
more than her big sister. - Wasted potential?

737
00:40:43,373 --> 00:40:48,411
You should have a little more faith in me and your wife.

738
00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,649
God forbid Wynonna Earp

739
00:40:52,649 --> 00:40:53,883
doesn't get what she wants.

740
00:40:53,883 --> 00:40:55,452
Yeah, I'd like for you to pull that

741
00:40:55,452 --> 00:40:56,720
judgment stick outta your a--

742
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,389
Ladies, we have company.

743
00:40:59,389 --> 00:41:00,957
Not this guac of shit.

744
00:41:00,957 --> 00:41:02,992
Did you bring me my points card?

745
00:41:02,992 --> 00:41:05,862
I ate your chalupa. - May I introduce--

746
00:41:05,862 --> 00:41:08,665
Agent Lafferty. - Agent?

747
00:41:08,665 --> 00:41:10,333
I was undercover at the Daisy Casino

748
00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:14,437
trying to bag the big boss when you and Wynonna...

749
00:41:14,437 --> 00:41:15,638
Though I'm not sure how you got

750
00:41:15,638 --> 00:41:17,640
the drop on Paco, given he was a--

751
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,542
Asshole? - A demon.

752
00:41:21,277 --> 00:41:23,379
I mean, that seemed pretty far-fetched.

753
00:41:23,379 --> 00:41:26,249
You know what? You can drop the act. I'm one of you.

754
00:41:28,618 --> 00:41:30,153
Black Badge.

755
00:41:32,856 --> 00:41:34,023
It's a cross-border task force

756
00:41:34,023 --> 00:41:35,959
that investigates the paranormal.

757
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,495
Yeah. - Chief Chetri recruited me

758
00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:41,531
after he heard I encountered your work in Tombstone.

759
00:41:41,531 --> 00:41:42,832
Wants me to keep an eye on you.

760
00:41:42,832 --> 00:41:45,168
Jeremy told you to follow us to Purgatory?

761
00:41:45,168 --> 00:41:47,036
Oh, I figured out where you went

762
00:41:47,036 --> 00:41:48,972
when I cased your hotel.

763
00:41:48,972 --> 00:41:50,807
Found your little note to Doc.

764
00:41:50,807 --> 00:41:53,409
That was private. - You misspelled trouble.

765
00:41:53,409 --> 00:41:55,145
And that's judgy.

766
00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,019
I'd like answers. - Well, I'd like to be back

767
00:42:03,019 --> 00:42:05,021
in the middle of the threesome in Chicago.

768
00:42:05,021 --> 00:42:08,158
I'll repeat to you now what I said to Doc then,

769
00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:11,060
"Sheath your piece. It's not a shooting contest."

770
00:42:12,729 --> 00:42:15,899
Come on, calm your casino tits. - We just fixed the beams.

771
00:42:15,899 --> 00:42:18,368
This is serious. You're acting like children.

772
00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:21,938
I am tired of busting cutrate mobsters on misdemeanors

773
00:42:21,938 --> 00:42:24,340
and I'm tired of pretending I didn't see something

774
00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:26,843
with red eyes and wings attack my little brother

775
00:42:26,843 --> 00:42:29,179
while we were hiking up Humphrey's Peak.

776
00:42:32,782 --> 00:42:34,150
I'm hungry,

777
00:42:34,150 --> 00:42:36,319
and I wanna be a part of something bigger.

778
00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:42,292
Regardless.

779
00:42:43,526 --> 00:42:44,928
Three Rs?

780
00:42:46,496 --> 00:42:48,598
Two. - Fuck.

781
00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:51,801
We don't need any outside help.

782
00:42:51,801 --> 00:42:54,037
We need all the help we can get.

783
00:42:54,037 --> 00:42:56,239
This thing is built different. - And so am I.

784
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,274
We need guns. - We've got Peacemaker.

785
00:42:58,274 --> 00:43:01,444
Wynonna, you didn't see her. - And she hasn't seen me.

786
00:43:01,444 --> 00:43:02,846
Okay, enough.

787
00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:06,049
Nicole just lost my third favorite finger,

788
00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:07,884
and with Jer Bear gone,

789
00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:10,053
Mercedes dead,

790
00:43:10,053 --> 00:43:11,855
Nedley out of commission.

791
00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:13,890
Seems like you're running out of allies.

792
00:43:21,531 --> 00:43:23,066
Fine.

793
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:25,268
But...

794
00:43:25,268 --> 00:43:29,405
I'm not babysitting Kid Cock... y.

795
00:43:29,806 --> 00:43:32,508
Welcome to the squad, Agent Lafferty.

796
00:43:32,508 --> 00:43:34,110
Happy to be here.

797
00:43:34,110 --> 00:43:36,145
This is just a tryout.

798
00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:40,583
And this is the plan.

799
00:43:42,218 --> 00:43:45,154
I will case the Hanly Home for Wayward Girls for clues.

800
00:43:45,154 --> 00:43:47,257
Nicole and Waverly will stay where they're safe,

801
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,025
right here. (Waverly): Hey!

802
00:43:49,025 --> 00:43:50,793
You need to research what we conjured up

803
00:43:50,793 --> 00:43:52,161
and what this ring wraith wants

804
00:43:52,161 --> 00:43:54,330
besides a lesbian's golden hoop.

805
00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:58,101
Meanwhile, the boys will dig up the totally unnecessary stash

806
00:43:58,101 --> 00:44:00,803
of old Black Badge weapons. Just in case.

807
00:44:01,337 --> 00:44:03,506
I hid the munitions out here

808
00:44:03,506 --> 00:44:07,110
after I liberated them from an old friend.

809
00:44:07,110 --> 00:44:11,447
He too... was from Arizona.

810
00:44:11,447 --> 00:44:14,550
One man's trash is another man's TNT.

811
00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:17,854
"Ballad of Holliday's Gold". I'd watch that movie.

812
00:44:17,854 --> 00:44:20,723
Alas, this is not a film.

813
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,594
All right, M240 Bravo,

814
00:44:24,594 --> 00:44:26,462
scalable hand grenades.

815
00:44:27,163 --> 00:44:29,866
Ooh, boy howdy,

816
00:44:29,866 --> 00:44:33,403
desert eagle in onyx with a holographic sight.

817
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:42,478
Not too shabby.

818
00:44:42,478 --> 00:44:44,681
Ah, better than that.

819
00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,282
Come on, Holliday,

820
00:44:46,282 --> 00:44:49,319
when's the last time you proved your mettle, huh?

821
00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:53,856
Might be best to test the floor before the war,

822
00:44:53,856 --> 00:44:55,591
as Wynonna would say.

823
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,794
That girl's always in your head.

824
00:44:57,794 --> 00:44:59,362
And my heart.

825
00:45:02,565 --> 00:45:05,902
Need to stretch first? Maybe a baby aspirin?

826
00:45:05,902 --> 00:45:08,338
Well, you know what they say.

827
00:45:09,172 --> 00:45:11,007
Age before beauty.

828
00:45:11,007 --> 00:45:14,644
As I have both, I went first.

829
00:45:14,644 --> 00:45:15,845
Well.

830
00:45:15,845 --> 00:45:18,181
Well, I looked her up.

831
00:45:18,181 --> 00:45:21,317
She's got a criminal record longer than a CVS receipt.

832
00:45:21,317 --> 00:45:24,854
She can hold her liquor, though not her temper.

833
00:45:27,757 --> 00:45:29,492
You aim to put a spoke in my tire

834
00:45:29,492 --> 00:45:32,595
so my shootin' ends up in a ditch.

835
00:45:36,299 --> 00:45:40,203
I'm just trying to understand how that particular ancestor

836
00:45:40,203 --> 00:45:42,772
became the honorable Wyatt Earp's chosen heir.

837
00:45:42,772 --> 00:45:45,375
Honorable.

838
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:47,276
When you are the last man standing,

839
00:45:47,276 --> 00:45:48,978
you get to write your own story

840
00:45:48,978 --> 00:45:51,280
in whatever fashion you desire.

841
00:45:53,549 --> 00:45:56,352
Including manifesting self-glory.

842
00:45:56,352 --> 00:45:58,087
When it comes to true heroes,

843
00:45:58,087 --> 00:46:00,823
Wynonna is the most genuine I've ever known.

844
00:46:02,892 --> 00:46:05,028
And what does that make you?

845
00:46:05,028 --> 00:46:06,829
A lover.

846
00:46:06,829 --> 00:46:08,698
A father.

847
00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:10,233
A man outta time.

848
00:46:17,874 --> 00:46:20,943
And apparently... a loser.

849
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:52,642
Fuck all the way off, Penny.

850
00:46:55,912 --> 00:46:58,981
Oh yeah, that's gonna show 'em.

851
00:46:58,981 --> 00:47:01,517
And, uh...

852
00:47:01,517 --> 00:47:03,186
You owe me a quarter for the swear jar.

853
00:47:03,186 --> 00:47:04,587
They never stop.

854
00:47:04,587 --> 00:47:06,122
Look, Wynonna,

855
00:47:06,122 --> 00:47:08,624
you pulled some pretty stupid stuff out there.

856
00:47:08,624 --> 00:47:10,726
I managed to get Officer Nedley's cruiser

857
00:47:10,726 --> 00:47:12,495
on top of the high school.

858
00:47:12,495 --> 00:47:14,230
That's...

859
00:47:14,997 --> 00:47:17,767
fun and gifted.

860
00:47:17,767 --> 00:47:19,001
That's debatable.

861
00:47:19,001 --> 00:47:21,871
It's your behavior in here that's my job.

862
00:47:21,871 --> 00:47:25,775
That's my responsibility. So, here.

863
00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:29,812
"Heal Thyself: Maybe it's You"?

864
00:47:29,812 --> 00:47:34,617
There are worse things than toning it down to fit in.

865
00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:37,553
They call me murderer.

866
00:47:38,654 --> 00:47:40,189
Aren't you?

867
00:47:40,189 --> 00:47:42,358
Look, you... you're picking all these fights

868
00:47:42,358 --> 00:47:44,560
that you can't win. You're one strike away

869
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,195
from getting sent upstate. But I don't know,

870
00:47:46,195 --> 00:47:47,663
maybe that's something that you want?

871
00:47:47,663 --> 00:47:49,398
Maybe you feel like you don't have a home

872
00:47:49,398 --> 00:47:51,701
you can go back to? - You don't know me.

873
00:47:51,701 --> 00:47:54,937
I know that you should be concentrating on one thing,

874
00:47:54,937 --> 00:47:57,006
getting out of this crab bucket.

875
00:47:57,006 --> 00:47:59,976
Hanly Group Home, now with extra STDs.

876
00:47:59,976 --> 00:48:02,345
No, it's an allegory.

877
00:48:02,345 --> 00:48:05,047
When the crab tries to climb out of the bucket,

878
00:48:05,047 --> 00:48:06,949
the others pull it back down.

879
00:48:06,949 --> 00:48:10,686
Place like this can feel like nobody is allowed to succeed.

880
00:48:10,686 --> 00:48:13,156
But Wynonna, you could.

881
00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:14,991
If you were just...

882
00:48:14,991 --> 00:48:16,893
a little bit less,

883
00:48:16,893 --> 00:48:18,594
you could get a lot more.

884
00:48:18,594 --> 00:48:21,063
Is that supposed to inspire me?

885
00:48:21,731 --> 00:48:24,600
You're still working at the same group home you grew up in.

886
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,237
Lording your power over a tiny group of teen girls.

887
00:48:28,237 --> 00:48:30,139
No one's more stuck here than you.

888
00:48:30,139 --> 00:48:31,607
Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you

889
00:48:31,607 --> 00:48:34,677
so that you can stop being selfish and you can help her.

890
00:48:37,146 --> 00:48:39,949
Leave my sister out of this.

891
00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:50,960
I would if I could.

892
00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:20,890
"You were right. You can't save her."

893
00:49:21,724 --> 00:49:24,193
Doc, get back to the homestead now.

894
00:49:24,193 --> 00:49:25,828
We've been played.

895
00:49:28,331 --> 00:49:30,900
I've got Mexican hot cocoa

896
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:32,902
with extra marshmallows

897
00:49:32,902 --> 00:49:34,070
and chili powder.

898
00:49:34,070 --> 00:49:35,304
Shelf it, Haught.

899
00:49:35,304 --> 00:49:37,506
I know when I'm being managed.

900
00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:41,544
Haught. Uh-oh.

901
00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:44,547
I could have helped.

902
00:49:44,547 --> 00:49:47,917
We are helping, Earp.

903
00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:49,919
In the way that you do best.

904
00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:53,923
What if I'm itching to try something

905
00:49:53,923 --> 00:49:56,192
I'm not already the best at?

906
00:49:56,192 --> 00:49:59,228
Something that's... new?

907
00:49:59,228 --> 00:50:00,830
Another reno?

908
00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:02,531
Running for local office.

909
00:50:03,499 --> 00:50:07,470
Or... the K word?

910
00:50:07,803 --> 00:50:09,005
Kitesurfing?

911
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,841
Oh...

912
00:50:13,142 --> 00:50:14,043
Kids.

913
00:50:15,411 --> 00:50:19,215
Look, Nicole--

914
00:50:27,523 --> 00:50:30,259
Is that her? - Oh, hey, girl.

915
00:50:30,259 --> 00:50:31,727
Just thought I'd...

916
00:50:31,727 --> 00:50:34,430
...pop by.

917
00:50:34,430 --> 00:50:36,332
Demons can't cross the ammolite bedrock.

918
00:50:36,332 --> 00:50:38,701
Hmm, I mostly do what I want.

919
00:50:38,701 --> 00:50:40,970
We need to get our guns. - We don't have time.

920
00:50:40,970 --> 00:50:43,873
Time has not been kind to you, sweetie.

921
00:50:43,873 --> 00:50:46,642
You used to be so bright, so full of life.

922
00:50:46,642 --> 00:50:49,312
Shut up. - You know, we met once

923
00:50:49,312 --> 00:50:51,881
when you were just the kid sister to Wynonna.

924
00:50:51,881 --> 00:50:53,516
Talk about a glow down.

925
00:50:53,516 --> 00:50:56,719
This is our land! - And you are stuck on it.

926
00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:00,523
Day in and day out. Reduced to somebody's wife.

927
00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:03,092
You don't know shit, shit ticket.

928
00:51:03,092 --> 00:51:04,427
She's trying to get in your head.

929
00:51:04,427 --> 00:51:07,396
You've got a lot of darkness inside of you.

930
00:51:07,396 --> 00:51:08,998
For a B cup.

931
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,935
You've had power before.

932
00:51:12,935 --> 00:51:16,038
Do you want another taste?

933
00:51:16,038 --> 00:51:18,174
And in return, you will help me.

934
00:51:19,575 --> 00:51:21,510
Get the fuck out of here!

935
00:51:21,510 --> 00:51:24,714
Not before I get what I came for.

936
00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:26,382
Hey, Waverly!

937
00:51:27,616 --> 00:51:29,885
I'll trade you for it.

938
00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:34,757
Bring it to me. You can't defeat me.

939
00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:37,259
We can't defeat her. We must comply.

940
00:51:37,259 --> 00:51:39,762
Come on, baby, I know you didn't just fuckin' say that.

941
00:51:40,930 --> 00:51:43,299
We cannot undo what has been promised.

942
00:51:43,299 --> 00:51:45,000
We must all submit to our destinies.

943
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,837
Woman, you've never submitted a day in your life!

944
00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:56,345
Well, let's give it a try. Ah, look at that, it worked.

945
00:51:56,345 --> 00:51:58,047
Whoa, Ranger. Okay.

946
00:51:58,047 --> 00:52:00,683
The bracelet. The other bracelet.

947
00:52:00,683 --> 00:52:02,852
I shall find what is cherished.

948
00:52:03,486 --> 00:52:05,888
You'd better be looking for a Xanax.

949
00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:12,862
Bring it to me.

950
00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:17,233
She shall receive my mercy, or we shall feel her wrath.

951
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,368
You need to stop.

952
00:52:19,368 --> 00:52:21,036
Or I'll stop you.

953
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,308
Baby, if you love me,

954
00:52:26,308 --> 00:52:28,277
you will... stop...

955
00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:33,149
Grace shall be delivered through fire

956
00:52:33,149 --> 00:52:34,250
if necessary.

957
00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,251
Good girl.

958
00:52:35,251 --> 00:52:36,685
I knew you were more.

959
00:52:45,361 --> 00:52:46,295
Fuck.

960
00:53:13,155 --> 00:53:15,591
No mortal can cage me.

961
00:53:15,591 --> 00:53:17,026
We just rehinged that door.

962
00:53:17,026 --> 00:53:19,562
The affairs of man are no longer my concern.

963
00:53:19,562 --> 00:53:22,398
I agree with you there. - You dare to defy me?

964
00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:25,367
It's called love, woman!

965
00:53:25,367 --> 00:53:28,537
That which is precious and personal.

966
00:53:28,537 --> 00:53:30,539
You made two of those bracelets,

967
00:53:30,539 --> 00:53:32,374
one for Wynonna and one for you.

968
00:53:32,374 --> 00:53:33,642
The precious second.

969
00:53:33,642 --> 00:53:35,344
I shall give my mistress what she demands.

970
00:53:35,344 --> 00:53:37,746
Give me the vow. - The other vow.

971
00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:40,516
Nicole, do it!

972
00:53:41,517 --> 00:53:42,618
Oh.

973
00:53:42,618 --> 00:53:45,254
Okay, you wanna try platitude? Try this.

974
00:53:45,254 --> 00:53:46,489
No.

975
00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:49,825
Live, laugh, and lie the fuck down!

976
00:53:49,825 --> 00:53:51,060
Ah!

977
00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:54,430
Oops! - Waverly! Wave!

978
00:53:54,430 --> 00:53:56,699
Are you okay?

979
00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:58,834
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

980
00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:01,170
Did I hurt your finger?

981
00:54:01,170 --> 00:54:02,771
No.

982
00:54:04,006 --> 00:54:06,842
I think Mina got what she came for.

983
00:54:07,610 --> 00:54:09,278
Babe, who's Mina?

984
00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,321
You.

985
00:54:25,728 --> 00:54:28,397
Haven't aged a day, Mina.

986
00:54:28,397 --> 00:54:30,699
Blood of a thousand virgins?

987
00:54:30,699 --> 00:54:33,669
So sweet of you to remember me.

988
00:54:33,669 --> 00:54:35,471
Twenty years in hell, people don't exactly

989
00:54:35,471 --> 00:54:37,306
send Christmas cards.

990
00:54:37,306 --> 00:54:40,342
You went to hell? How?

991
00:54:40,342 --> 00:54:43,479
Another innocent victim of the Earp river of shit.

992
00:54:43,479 --> 00:54:46,181
You stopped being innocent when you slaughtered my friend

993
00:54:46,181 --> 00:54:50,319
and hobbled my Nedley. - Mmm, I didn't have your email.

994
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,256
What do you want? - To make you suffer.

995
00:54:55,624 --> 00:54:57,192
Did you hurt my sister?

996
00:54:57,192 --> 00:54:58,928
Oh! Um...

997
00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:01,163
Not as much as her wife did.

998
00:55:06,235 --> 00:55:08,470
And it is not fire and brimstone down there,

999
00:55:08,470 --> 00:55:09,538
Wynonna.

1000
00:55:09,538 --> 00:55:13,642
It is cold and dark and mean!

1001
00:55:13,642 --> 00:55:15,744
Mean like the demons

1002
00:55:15,744 --> 00:55:19,648
that I gotta deal with to come and fuck with you.

1003
00:55:19,648 --> 00:55:21,584
You weren't even at the séance.

1004
00:55:21,584 --> 00:55:24,320
Ugh! - I was only 15.

1005
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:28,190
Oh then, now, young, old,

1006
00:55:28,190 --> 00:55:32,428
this is what happens to everyone who cares about you, Wynonna.

1007
00:55:32,428 --> 00:55:34,363
You never cared about me.

1008
00:55:34,363 --> 00:55:37,066
They get torn to pieces.

1009
00:55:37,066 --> 00:55:39,835
And that is what the hounds of hell

1010
00:55:39,835 --> 00:55:44,473
are gonna do to the three people that you care about the most,

1011
00:55:44,473 --> 00:55:49,912
Waverly, and Nicole, and...

1012
00:55:52,648 --> 00:55:56,518
Your daughter is the heir apparent.

1013
00:55:56,885 --> 00:55:59,021
I'm barely her parent.

1014
00:55:59,021 --> 00:56:02,358
Keep this between you and me.

1015
00:56:02,358 --> 00:56:04,960
Kill me, please. - No.

1016
00:56:06,929 --> 00:56:11,066
I'm gonna torture you. Just like you tortured me

1017
00:56:11,066 --> 00:56:14,269
and all the other demons that you sent to their doom.

1018
00:56:14,269 --> 00:56:15,771
Please. - Yes!

1019
00:56:15,771 --> 00:56:19,675
Please realize that you are helpless

1020
00:56:19,675 --> 00:56:23,646
to save anyone who has ever believed in you!

1021
00:56:24,913 --> 00:56:28,417
When Alice is in the belly of my beasts...

1022
00:56:30,452 --> 00:56:32,888
Well, Doc's not even gonna be able to look at you.

1023
00:56:32,888 --> 00:56:35,124
And all you're gonna do...

1024
00:56:38,227 --> 00:56:39,795
is watch.

1025
00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:45,367
See you in hell, Wynonna!

1026
00:56:49,471 --> 00:56:52,408
Mina Starratt ran the Hanly Group Home for Girls.

1027
00:56:52,408 --> 00:56:55,611
She was an orphan. She was a resident there herself

1028
00:56:55,611 --> 00:56:57,446
until she aged out at 18.

1029
00:56:57,446 --> 00:56:58,881
Sounds like a real peach.

1030
00:56:58,881 --> 00:57:02,084
I thought she was my friend. My only friend there.

1031
00:57:02,084 --> 00:57:04,486
Now I wonder if she was just trying to keep me small.

1032
00:57:04,486 --> 00:57:06,588
Yeah, well good fuckin' luck.

1033
00:57:06,588 --> 00:57:09,525
But Mina was human. - Now she ain't.

1034
00:57:09,525 --> 00:57:12,861
She wasn't at the séance. She wasn't even the target.

1035
00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:17,900
Sometimes the devil claims its own.

1036
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:19,835
Whatever Mina used to be,

1037
00:57:19,835 --> 00:57:22,504
she's the thing trying to hurt us now.

1038
00:57:22,504 --> 00:57:25,274
She said she was in literal hell.

1039
00:57:25,274 --> 00:57:28,143
And has the power to summon its hounds?

1040
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:31,380
The Urcon, or bone gnawers.

1041
00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:33,482
Yeah, they're more than just a cute nickname.

1042
00:57:33,482 --> 00:57:35,317
How hard is it to murk the Urc?

1043
00:57:35,317 --> 00:57:37,252
According to French texts,

1044
00:57:37,252 --> 00:57:40,089
they're rabid, unstoppable beasts.

1045
00:57:40,089 --> 00:57:43,792
Only able to cross the veil to Earth one day a year.

1046
00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:46,195
February's hunger moon.

1047
00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,498
I do hate a dark hawk morning.

1048
00:57:49,498 --> 00:57:50,933
If given a piece of their target,

1049
00:57:50,933 --> 00:57:54,036
say a personal artefact like a ring

1050
00:57:54,036 --> 00:57:58,006
or a friendship bracelet or-- - A lock of a child's hair.

1051
00:57:59,641 --> 00:58:02,244
The Urcon will front a rabid attack.

1052
00:58:02,244 --> 00:58:05,914
An attack that won't stop until...

1053
00:58:09,485 --> 00:58:11,620
"They will never stop hunting."

1054
00:58:14,590 --> 00:58:16,658
"Never give up the scent."

1055
00:58:20,395 --> 00:58:24,233
"Until they feast on the flesh of their mark."

1056
00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:28,637
But you guys have fought things like this before.

1057
00:58:28,637 --> 00:58:30,272
No, not like this.

1058
00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:33,842
Okay, well this is a chance for our team

1059
00:58:33,842 --> 00:58:35,310
to impress the top brass.

1060
00:58:35,310 --> 00:58:37,646
I'm starting to wonder if you got more brass

1061
00:58:37,646 --> 00:58:38,947
up top than brains.

1062
00:58:38,947 --> 00:58:41,850
No, he's part right.

1063
00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:44,219
All we've gotta do is hold off the monster mutts

1064
00:58:44,219 --> 00:58:47,956
long enough for the Earp heir to take out their master.

1065
00:58:47,956 --> 00:58:50,459
I don't think Peacemaker's gonna work.

1066
00:58:50,459 --> 00:58:52,094
For the same reason that Mina

1067
00:58:52,094 --> 00:58:54,196
was able to cross the fence line.

1068
00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:56,298
Why not?

1069
00:59:00,769 --> 00:59:02,437
'Cause I made her.

1070
00:59:22,691 --> 00:59:25,460
Haven't had the chance to talk.

1071
00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:29,264
You know, really talk, since Tombstone.

1072
00:59:30,132 --> 00:59:32,000
All right, well what do you got?

1073
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,736
Pep talk about your favorite madam's merkin?

1074
00:59:34,736 --> 00:59:37,840
Lesson about the time Wyatt took on 20 groundhogs at once?

1075
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,575
I'll take it.

1076
00:59:42,077 --> 00:59:43,879
I cannot remember the last time I seen you

1077
00:59:43,879 --> 00:59:45,547
look so scared.

1078
00:59:48,183 --> 00:59:51,353
I've grown too straight and too wise for tall tales.

1079
00:59:55,557 --> 00:59:59,261
Mina's had 20 years to plan the perfect revenge.

1080
01:00:00,062 --> 01:00:02,931
I know firsthand...

1081
01:00:02,931 --> 01:00:05,801
what sittin' in the dark with nothin' but thoughts

1082
01:00:05,801 --> 01:00:08,370
of retribution can manifest.

1083
01:00:10,005 --> 01:00:13,609
What a ghastly fuel vengeance can be.

1084
01:00:14,977 --> 01:00:17,613
But it is nothing

1085
01:00:17,613 --> 01:00:19,248
compared to what love can do.

1086
01:00:20,983 --> 01:00:22,451
She's only five.

1087
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,055
She never asked to be born an Earp.

1088
01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:32,928
Neither did you.

1089
01:00:33,862 --> 01:00:35,597
And you turned out all right.

1090
01:00:35,597 --> 01:00:37,766
Took a while to get there.

1091
01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:42,137
Listen, if I leave now, I can be in Montana by noon.

1092
01:00:42,137 --> 01:00:43,338
No.

1093
01:00:44,106 --> 01:00:47,376
We make our stand here at the source or not at all.

1094
01:00:48,377 --> 01:00:52,247
Besides, I've asked you to run long enough.

1095
01:00:55,717 --> 01:00:57,719
Alluring as you are,

1096
01:01:00,389 --> 01:01:03,725
I ain't never done a single thing that I did not wanna do.

1097
01:01:07,763 --> 01:01:09,998
I should have done what I wanted.

1098
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,770
I wanted to bring Alice home.

1099
01:01:14,770 --> 01:01:17,072
Our real home.

1100
01:01:17,706 --> 01:01:20,776
Here, with... us.

1101
01:01:26,915 --> 01:01:29,318
There is a little spot

1102
01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:32,788
up on the ridge overlooking the barn.

1103
01:01:33,555 --> 01:01:35,991
When a Chinook blows in, so do the clouds,

1104
01:01:35,991 --> 01:01:37,726
right at your feet.

1105
01:01:39,695 --> 01:01:42,197
We can build a little house.

1106
01:01:42,831 --> 01:01:44,833
We could put up a swing set.

1107
01:01:47,903 --> 01:01:50,439
Would that be enough for Doc Holliday?

1108
01:01:50,439 --> 01:01:53,175
Doc Holliday died a long time ago.

1109
01:01:56,511 --> 01:01:59,448
But I think that Alice's father...

1110
01:02:00,315 --> 01:02:02,784
could not want for a thing more.

1111
01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:06,288
Pretty place to lay his head.

1112
01:02:07,155 --> 01:02:10,559
As long as his lady is by his side.

1113
01:02:23,472 --> 01:02:24,973
I have to make one more goodbye.

1114
01:02:24,973 --> 01:02:26,942
And I have to save who I can.

1115
01:02:26,942 --> 01:02:29,111
We ride at dawn. - I shall be there.

1116
01:02:29,111 --> 01:02:30,679
Well, dawn-ish.

1117
01:02:32,414 --> 01:02:34,049
At least you got a backup loom.

1118
01:02:34,049 --> 01:02:36,018
Dark possessed me through the backup loom,

1119
01:02:36,018 --> 01:02:37,419
through the backup kiln.

1120
01:02:37,419 --> 01:02:41,423
Oh yeah. Rage goo was squirtin' outta your eyeballs.

1121
01:02:41,423 --> 01:02:44,559
That's gotta sting. - Every time.

1122
01:02:46,561 --> 01:02:49,097
Any chance you can craft us a way outta this?

1123
01:02:50,866 --> 01:02:52,534
Gather up the Black Badge gak.

1124
01:02:52,534 --> 01:02:55,270
Maybe we can use it to battle Mina and the hell hounds.

1125
01:02:55,270 --> 01:02:57,806
Great band name, by the way.

1126
01:02:59,674 --> 01:03:01,209
The Cooper Pedy opal?

1127
01:03:01,209 --> 01:03:03,912
I think it's a fake. - Oh.

1128
01:03:04,679 --> 01:03:08,917
Oh, Elchur Minificial Box of Containment?

1129
01:03:08,917 --> 01:03:10,385
I'm not sure that it can

1130
01:03:10,385 --> 01:03:12,821
contain a rabid case of damned dalmatians,

1131
01:03:12,821 --> 01:03:15,824
but I'll throw it on the pile.

1132
01:03:15,824 --> 01:03:17,626
Oh, Waves...

1133
01:03:19,227 --> 01:03:22,798
Your custom crocheted cheerleading cosplay.

1134
01:03:23,765 --> 01:03:26,868
I'm sorry, baby. I know how hard you worked on this.

1135
01:03:26,868 --> 01:03:28,670
Don't be sorry.

1136
01:03:28,670 --> 01:03:31,206
I'd still be stomping through the Kootenay range black-eyed

1137
01:03:31,206 --> 01:03:35,177
and causing rockslides. You saved me.

1138
01:03:36,711 --> 01:03:38,346
I held you back.

1139
01:03:38,947 --> 01:03:41,716
Thank God for that. - No, I...

1140
01:03:42,284 --> 01:03:47,089
I've been holding you back.

1141
01:03:47,089 --> 01:03:51,159
Hey. I love our life.

1142
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,396
Yeah, but you're still an Earp.

1143
01:03:55,297 --> 01:03:57,265
Earps need adventure.

1144
01:03:58,867 --> 01:04:02,137
Jeremy thinks Black Badge is compromised.

1145
01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:05,607
And he needs people he can trust.

1146
01:04:07,209 --> 01:04:09,478
He's currently stationed in Egypt.

1147
01:04:13,315 --> 01:04:17,185
Hey, we are golden.

1148
01:04:20,288 --> 01:04:23,492
We could marriage long distance for a little while.

1149
01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:25,794
Really?

1150
01:04:27,829 --> 01:04:30,198
Very little while? - Yeah.

1151
01:04:32,467 --> 01:04:35,470
I wish I could be the one to show you the world.

1152
01:04:39,307 --> 01:04:41,576
Tonight...

1153
01:04:41,576 --> 01:04:44,412
there's no place I'd rather be...

1154
01:04:46,114 --> 01:04:48,216
than at home...

1155
01:04:49,117 --> 01:04:50,785
With my wife.

1156
01:04:50,785 --> 01:04:52,420
♪ Something in our nature

1157
01:04:52,420 --> 01:04:56,358
♪ Is looking for a way to survive ♪

1158
01:04:58,793 --> 01:05:00,529
♪ Maybe it's a habit

1159
01:05:00,529 --> 01:05:04,199
♪ Maybe it's a good way to hide ♪

1160
01:05:05,534 --> 01:05:08,236
♪ I listen for a heartbeat

1161
01:05:09,437 --> 01:05:11,873
♪ I listen for a love line

1162
01:05:13,441 --> 01:05:15,944
♪ Can you hear my heart speak

1163
01:05:17,212 --> 01:05:20,882
♪ This is how we bring it back to life ♪

1164
01:05:21,516 --> 01:05:23,852
♪ I listen for a heartbeat

1165
01:05:25,387 --> 01:05:28,723
♪ I need to apologize

1166
01:05:29,257 --> 01:05:32,227
♪ Get so caught up in the concrete ♪

1167
01:05:33,161 --> 01:05:36,498
♪ I forgot to look you in the eyes ♪

1168
01:05:40,302 --> 01:05:42,237
Thanks again for your help.

1169
01:05:42,237 --> 01:05:44,539
That's what we do, we're Black Badge.

1170
01:05:44,539 --> 01:05:46,441
I'm more of a black hat.

1171
01:05:46,441 --> 01:05:48,710
And well, sometimes I do this.

1172
01:05:53,148 --> 01:05:55,417
Is this 'cause I beat you at shooting?

1173
01:05:55,417 --> 01:05:57,152
That was just a game, son.

1174
01:05:57,152 --> 01:05:58,987
So what, another test?

1175
01:05:58,987 --> 01:06:00,722
Hazing the new guy?

1176
01:06:01,423 --> 01:06:03,825
Chief Chetri sent me.

1177
01:06:03,825 --> 01:06:05,860
But Jeremy has not met you

1178
01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:07,696
or your ambition.

1179
01:06:07,696 --> 01:06:11,266
Oh, I seen what you crave, Agent Lafferty.

1180
01:06:11,266 --> 01:06:13,001
It is glory at any cost.

1181
01:06:13,001 --> 01:06:15,704
And that makes you hell-for-leather.

1182
01:06:16,404 --> 01:06:18,607
Don't do this, old man.

1183
01:06:23,278 --> 01:06:25,714
Goodbye, kid.

1184
01:06:31,353 --> 01:06:33,555
You're a hypocrite, Holliday.

1185
01:06:46,568 --> 01:06:48,803
Hey, Daddy.

1186
01:06:48,803 --> 01:06:50,305
Well, I...

1187
01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:53,975
should've been here more.

1188
01:06:57,045 --> 01:07:00,815
Here lie two other Earp heirs.

1189
01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:04,686
Two people I loved enormously.

1190
01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:08,423
I had to kill them myself.

1191
01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:14,562
My whole life has been a boatload of...

1192
01:07:14,562 --> 01:07:18,033
of mistakes and missteps.

1193
01:07:18,033 --> 01:07:19,701
And it sucks.

1194
01:07:20,368 --> 01:07:21,836
And I'm tired.

1195
01:07:23,038 --> 01:07:24,939
At least they get to rest.

1196
01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:30,445
Yeah, well, you've had more than your share.

1197
01:07:30,445 --> 01:07:33,048
Anyone else would've blown their brains out years ago.

1198
01:07:34,649 --> 01:07:36,751
Points for me, I guess.

1199
01:07:40,355 --> 01:07:42,991
Well, you've had to do whatever it takes

1200
01:07:42,991 --> 01:07:44,559
to live with it.

1201
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,828
Except admit the truth.

1202
01:07:46,828 --> 01:07:49,331
Which is? - That you like it.

1203
01:07:49,331 --> 01:07:54,436
The huntin', the killin', the choosing.

1204
01:07:54,436 --> 01:07:57,472
After a lifetime of being powerless

1205
01:07:57,472 --> 01:08:00,408
and on the defensive, you love being special.

1206
01:08:03,511 --> 01:08:05,213
What gives you the right to judge me?

1207
01:08:05,213 --> 01:08:07,816
Oh, get real. These two sucked.

1208
01:08:07,816 --> 01:08:10,251
Your sister was a manipulative sociopath.

1209
01:08:10,251 --> 01:08:11,720
Your father was an abusive drunk.

1210
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,888
Jesus, don't sugarcoat it.

1211
01:08:13,888 --> 01:08:16,758
Your father, my boss.

1212
01:08:20,595 --> 01:08:22,931
Best fisherman I ever met.

1213
01:08:23,698 --> 01:08:24,833
I guess that makes it okay.

1214
01:08:24,833 --> 01:08:26,434
Here's the thing your asshole father

1215
01:08:26,434 --> 01:08:27,736
taught me about winning.

1216
01:08:27,736 --> 01:08:30,138
History doesn't remember who played fair

1217
01:08:30,138 --> 01:08:31,906
or who, who cheated.

1218
01:08:31,906 --> 01:08:34,175
Or who had the right gear, or whether you sabotaged

1219
01:08:34,175 --> 01:08:35,977
your competitor's lines.

1220
01:08:36,878 --> 01:08:39,614
History only remembers who won.

1221
01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:45,820
You know, I, I don't know if I can win. She's a monster.

1222
01:08:45,820 --> 01:08:48,323
And you're not just an Earp heir,

1223
01:08:48,323 --> 01:08:50,258
you're your father's daughter,

1224
01:08:50,258 --> 01:08:53,495
and he was mean son of a bitch.

1225
01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:00,668
You know, sometimes

1226
01:09:00,668 --> 01:09:03,471
it's just about goin' where the fish are.

1227
01:09:13,782 --> 01:09:16,618
Hey, what's up? - Haught, get off my sister

1228
01:09:16,618 --> 01:09:17,786
and get on MapQuest.

1229
01:09:17,786 --> 01:09:20,021
You're designating the field of play.

1230
01:09:20,655 --> 01:09:22,323
We're going to them.

1231
01:09:22,924 --> 01:09:24,626
Cutting it awfully close.

1232
01:09:24,626 --> 01:09:26,628
He'll be here.

1233
01:09:28,163 --> 01:09:29,798
We good?

1234
01:09:29,798 --> 01:09:31,900
She's my sister and an Earp,

1235
01:09:31,900 --> 01:09:34,202
but for Mina to send the hounds after you...

1236
01:09:34,202 --> 01:09:35,503
Super flattering. I mean,

1237
01:09:35,503 --> 01:09:37,138
I knew you were obsessed with me, but come on.

1238
01:09:37,138 --> 01:09:39,641
I don't have a lot of people in my life willing to tell me

1239
01:09:39,641 --> 01:09:41,009
when I'm being a jackass.

1240
01:09:41,009 --> 01:09:44,012
Yeah well, they're called friends, jackass.

1241
01:09:48,516 --> 01:09:50,485
This town's lucky to have you.

1242
01:09:51,286 --> 01:09:53,822
And Waverly is lucky to have you.

1243
01:09:53,822 --> 01:09:55,123
And I...

1244
01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,894
I'm gonna get you your wedding ring back.

1245
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:01,830
Yeah.

1246
01:10:01,830 --> 01:10:04,265
Hey, enough Hallmark moments.

1247
01:10:04,265 --> 01:10:06,034
You're messing with my blood lust.

1248
01:10:16,511 --> 01:10:17,779
Did I miss the hoedown?

1249
01:10:17,779 --> 01:10:19,481
Oh, that hoe's goin' down.

1250
01:10:19,481 --> 01:10:21,950
It's not a party 'til you get here.

1251
01:10:21,950 --> 01:10:23,151
Agent Lafferty?

1252
01:10:23,151 --> 01:10:24,719
Too personal.

1253
01:10:24,719 --> 01:10:27,055
Just felt like we should keep it all in the family.

1254
01:10:27,055 --> 01:10:29,290
You sure you wanna draw them to us here?

1255
01:10:29,290 --> 01:10:31,226
What's our strategic advantage?

1256
01:10:31,226 --> 01:10:32,594
Call it, Sheriff.

1257
01:10:32,594 --> 01:10:34,262
Isolated locale, no civilians.

1258
01:10:34,262 --> 01:10:37,632
Got multiple vantage points and the high ground.

1259
01:10:37,632 --> 01:10:41,369
Limited coverage for them means maximum visibility for us.

1260
01:10:41,369 --> 01:10:43,104
We'll see the hell hounds coming for miles.

1261
01:10:43,104 --> 01:10:45,940
And they will come. I want you two up top,

1262
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:47,609
out of reach. You're what they're targeting.

1263
01:10:47,609 --> 01:10:49,310
We'll keep it kinetic.

1264
01:10:49,310 --> 01:10:51,746
Doc, you and I will work the bottom.

1265
01:10:51,746 --> 01:10:53,414
That's my specialty.

1266
01:10:54,649 --> 01:10:56,684
Way to keep it pervy 'til the end.

1267
01:11:00,855 --> 01:11:03,892
Do you feel that? (Wynonna): The hell hounds.

1268
01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:05,593
Oh, crap.

1269
01:11:16,571 --> 01:11:19,274
Thought you quit? - I'll quit tomorrow.

1270
01:11:27,782 --> 01:11:29,651
There's so many.

1271
01:11:34,989 --> 01:11:37,225
Oh, God. Things are ugly!

1272
01:11:52,674 --> 01:11:53,942
They won't stay dead.

1273
01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:56,244
They will when I get Mina.

1274
01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:09,357
Where is Mina? - Well, she's gotta be close by.

1275
01:12:12,093 --> 01:12:13,661
Well, let's throw her a bone.

1276
01:12:13,661 --> 01:12:16,197
Woo! What a view!

1277
01:12:16,664 --> 01:12:18,199
All this space.

1278
01:12:18,199 --> 01:12:19,734
Maybe we should blow the craft room out

1279
01:12:19,734 --> 01:12:21,703
into a super spa. - Ooh, hers and her sinks.

1280
01:12:21,703 --> 01:12:23,871
Maybe a sauna. - Clawfoot tub.

1281
01:12:23,871 --> 01:12:25,540
You know I love a soak!

1282
01:12:40,121 --> 01:12:42,256
These dogs need obedience school.

1283
01:12:42,256 --> 01:12:45,960
Yeah, where I should be the headmaster. Know why?

1284
01:12:47,562 --> 01:12:49,063
I have an inkling.

1285
01:13:04,545 --> 01:13:05,947
Hey!

1286
01:13:10,752 --> 01:13:13,154
Doc!

1287
01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:15,089
Fuck.

1288
01:13:21,596 --> 01:13:23,364
Doc! Doc.

1289
01:13:27,468 --> 01:13:29,737
Oh, I thought I'd lost you.

1290
01:13:31,272 --> 01:13:32,974
Not today.

1291
01:13:34,475 --> 01:13:36,577
I believe we are pooched.

1292
01:13:40,581 --> 01:13:42,016
Nedley.

1293
01:13:45,653 --> 01:13:49,557
Who takes the dogs out? Who, who, who, who!

1294
01:13:49,557 --> 01:13:51,726
Attaboy, Randy.

1295
01:13:51,726 --> 01:13:56,064
Doc, stay with him. I'm gonna end this.

1296
01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:04,038
Mina!

1297
01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:06,674
Get the fuck off me!

1298
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,421
She's not coming here.

1299
01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:23,858
I need to go where the fish are.

1300
01:14:27,261 --> 01:14:29,130
Babe, you think you can hold them off long enough so

1301
01:14:29,130 --> 01:14:31,699
I can get to Wynonna? - What is she doing?

1302
01:14:31,699 --> 01:14:33,367
Something stupid.

1303
01:14:35,436 --> 01:14:36,738
It's about time.

1304
01:14:41,275 --> 01:14:43,845
Ah! You mongrel!

1305
01:14:46,414 --> 01:14:48,216
Yeehaw!

1306
01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:55,623
Hey, you know, you should know,

1307
01:14:55,623 --> 01:14:57,325
I just took out Satan's labradoodles

1308
01:14:57,325 --> 01:14:59,560
and didn't even flinch.

1309
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:01,529
Just drive, you old pooch!

1310
01:15:16,778 --> 01:15:18,880
You're supposed to stay high.

1311
01:15:19,781 --> 01:15:21,449
Whatcha doin', Earp?

1312
01:15:22,150 --> 01:15:24,685
Last thing Mina told me was that she'd see me in hell,

1313
01:15:24,685 --> 01:15:26,154
so...

1314
01:15:27,221 --> 01:15:28,990
this is the part where you tell me I'm crazy.

1315
01:15:28,990 --> 01:15:31,025
We're desperate for crazy.

1316
01:15:33,427 --> 01:15:34,595
Maybe the craziest.

1317
01:15:34,595 --> 01:15:39,233
Fentanyl's most deadly when it's pure. On its own.

1318
01:15:40,568 --> 01:15:42,970
I hate this so bad.

1319
01:15:43,571 --> 01:15:45,173
It takes bad to end worse.

1320
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,576
I don't want you to end. - You don't want us to lose.

1321
01:15:53,381 --> 01:15:57,118
I'm ready, Nicole. One last time.

1322
01:16:02,456 --> 01:16:05,960
Don't tell Waverly. She won't understand.

1323
01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:33,688
This is usually my favorite part.

1324
01:16:33,688 --> 01:16:35,423
The wet entry.

1325
01:16:38,459 --> 01:16:39,894
Ah!

1326
01:16:42,563 --> 01:16:44,699
I do reckon I know that gun.

1327
01:16:44,699 --> 01:16:46,334
Are you sure you're okay?

1328
01:16:47,969 --> 01:16:50,371
Nobody looking for an Earp will ever find her.

1329
01:16:50,371 --> 01:16:51,606
This is your home.

1330
01:16:51,606 --> 01:16:53,708
You're all under arrest for trespassing.

1331
01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:55,576
Look, they're claiming that this is your third strike.

1332
01:16:55,576 --> 01:16:57,845
They're taking you upstate to an adult correctional facility.

1333
01:16:57,845 --> 01:17:00,014
I'm sorry, kid. - It's not that. My bracelet.

1334
01:17:00,014 --> 01:17:02,183
Waverly's bracelet. It's the last piece of my family

1335
01:17:02,183 --> 01:17:04,185
that I have. It snapped off in the barn.

1336
01:17:04,185 --> 01:17:06,153
Well, you're not allowed to have

1337
01:17:06,153 --> 01:17:09,156
personal effects in jail, kid. Sorry.

1338
01:17:09,156 --> 01:17:12,226
It was you. You called the cops on me.

1339
01:17:12,226 --> 01:17:14,428
I had to. I had no choice. I mean, you were the one

1340
01:17:14,428 --> 01:17:16,430
that ran off. I was-- - You mean I'm the one

1341
01:17:16,430 --> 01:17:17,798
who escaped.

1342
01:17:17,798 --> 01:17:19,533
You don't wish I was less,

1343
01:17:19,533 --> 01:17:20,835
you just wish you were more.

1344
01:17:20,835 --> 01:17:23,304
(Nedley): Let's go.

1345
01:17:53,901 --> 01:17:55,536
Gotcha, Earp.

1346
01:18:13,254 --> 01:18:15,356
Hey, studio bitchywhore.

1347
01:18:15,356 --> 01:18:17,658
What the hell are you doing here?

1348
01:18:17,658 --> 01:18:19,360
I'm doing hell. - Uh-huh.

1349
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:22,063
I was a prisoner down here for 20 years.

1350
01:18:22,063 --> 01:18:25,433
I'm finally privy to the power you always craved.

1351
01:18:25,433 --> 01:18:30,504
Even if it is dark as, well... hell.

1352
01:18:30,504 --> 01:18:32,974
Fuck you. - That's your tell, Mina.

1353
01:18:32,974 --> 01:18:34,208
You got out.

1354
01:18:34,208 --> 01:18:36,043
You could've gone anywhere

1355
01:18:36,043 --> 01:18:39,013
but you skittered back into your prison willingly.

1356
01:18:39,013 --> 01:18:43,050
You absolute fucking gash.

1357
01:18:43,050 --> 01:18:45,019
You had me at hell-oh.

1358
01:18:45,019 --> 01:18:47,188
Ah!

1359
01:18:48,255 --> 01:18:50,558
You deserve to be down here, not me, you cunt.

1360
01:18:50,558 --> 01:18:53,060
Maybe. And no matter how long I sit here,

1361
01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:55,596
I'll never cut a deal with demons.

1362
01:18:55,596 --> 01:18:57,498
Ah!

1363
01:18:58,332 --> 01:19:00,034
Peacemaker won't stop me.

1364
01:19:00,034 --> 01:19:03,471
Will for a minute. Lot of minutes in eternity.

1365
01:19:03,471 --> 01:19:05,039
Ah!

1366
01:19:05,039 --> 01:19:07,575
You think your dogs won't stop coming?

1367
01:19:08,142 --> 01:19:09,944
I'll never stop coming.

1368
01:19:09,944 --> 01:19:11,879
Ah!

1369
01:19:11,879 --> 01:19:16,050
This is insane. You can't win!

1370
01:19:16,050 --> 01:19:19,120
No. But I can keep making you lose.

1371
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,088
Ah!

1372
01:19:21,088 --> 01:19:23,257
All right. Enough.

1373
01:19:23,257 --> 01:19:26,660
I know curses, and now I'm yours.

1374
01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:27,628
Ah!

1375
01:19:27,628 --> 01:19:28,929
You came for my family,

1376
01:19:28,929 --> 01:19:30,731
now you will never make...

1377
01:19:30,731 --> 01:19:32,800
...your... peace!

1378
01:19:48,149 --> 01:19:50,818
I'm faster. I'm stronger.

1379
01:19:51,952 --> 01:19:53,487
I'm meaner.

1380
01:19:54,955 --> 01:19:56,123
Is that...

1381
01:19:56,123 --> 01:19:58,993
The Elkherd Magnifico Box of Containment.

1382
01:19:58,993 --> 01:20:02,096
Huh. You tricked me.

1383
01:20:02,096 --> 01:20:04,832
The best man I know taught me...

1384
01:20:04,832 --> 01:20:06,834
when you bluff,

1385
01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:08,335
you gotta go all in.

1386
01:20:08,335 --> 01:20:10,271
I'll trade you that jail cell

1387
01:20:10,271 --> 01:20:12,540
for the thing that makes you the heir.

1388
01:20:12,540 --> 01:20:15,242
The only thing that's ever made you anything.

1389
01:20:15,242 --> 01:20:16,811
That was before.

1390
01:20:16,811 --> 01:20:18,846
And then my people showed up.

1391
01:20:20,281 --> 01:20:21,715
Made me everything.

1392
01:20:25,186 --> 01:20:27,488
Well, sorry girl.

1393
01:20:27,488 --> 01:20:28,956
We had a time.

1394
01:20:28,956 --> 01:20:32,460
Hey, Mina, enjoy your crab bucket.

1395
01:20:35,596 --> 01:20:37,264
No!

1396
01:20:44,705 --> 01:20:46,140
Wynonna did it.

1397
01:20:46,140 --> 01:20:48,142
She got the big dog.

1398
01:20:48,142 --> 01:20:50,578
I'm gonna go doublecheck for strays.

1399
01:20:52,413 --> 01:20:54,381
Where is Wynonna?

1400
01:20:54,381 --> 01:20:56,484
I promised not to tell.

1401
01:21:05,059 --> 01:21:08,262
All the demons I've ever killed, coming for me.

1402
01:21:12,199 --> 01:21:14,168
Just have fun out there, Earp.

1403
01:21:17,738 --> 01:21:22,443
But Alice, she'll be okay. They'll be okay.

1404
01:21:22,443 --> 01:21:25,012
We know your thoughts.

1405
01:21:31,085 --> 01:21:32,753
Wynonna!

1406
01:21:34,088 --> 01:21:35,890
Wynonna!

1407
01:21:55,042 --> 01:21:56,177
Hey.

1408
01:21:57,678 --> 01:21:59,446
Waverly Earp.

1409
01:22:01,081 --> 01:22:02,583
And her narc.

1410
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:05,819
What, like you got a monopoly on breaking the rules?

1411
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:09,723
Thanks for going in my hole. - Anytime.

1412
01:22:10,391 --> 01:22:12,927
Not anytime, but...

1413
01:22:17,164 --> 01:22:18,799
Where's Peacemaker?

1414
01:22:21,335 --> 01:22:23,837
Where she can do the most good.

1415
01:22:24,805 --> 01:22:25,906
My angel.

1416
01:22:25,906 --> 01:22:28,509
Fucking Waverly's fine.

1417
01:22:28,509 --> 01:22:31,245
Well that sounds more than fine. It...

1418
01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:33,647
it sounds delightful.

1419
01:22:37,284 --> 01:22:39,420
This wasn't on the chore wheel.

1420
01:22:43,157 --> 01:22:44,625
Agent Lafferty?

1421
01:22:44,625 --> 01:22:46,293
When'd you get here?

1422
01:22:46,293 --> 01:22:48,429
Clearly just in time.

1423
01:22:48,429 --> 01:22:50,097
What the fuck, rookie blue?

1424
01:22:50,097 --> 01:22:52,866
Gimme the box. - Do not give it to him.

1425
01:22:52,866 --> 01:22:54,969
No shit.

1426
01:22:54,969 --> 01:22:56,170
All right.

1427
01:22:56,170 --> 01:22:57,404
Ah!

1428
01:22:57,404 --> 01:22:59,039
Nedley! - Son of a--

1429
01:22:59,039 --> 01:23:01,542
Next one's a little higher. - So, you're Black Badge

1430
01:23:01,542 --> 01:23:03,844
but you'd commit treason? Murder?

1431
01:23:03,844 --> 01:23:06,413
I'm never getting promoted at Black Badge.

1432
01:23:06,413 --> 01:23:10,718
I failed the psych evaluation... too many times.

1433
01:23:10,718 --> 01:23:12,019
I wonder why.

1434
01:23:13,254 --> 01:23:15,422
I got a better offer.

1435
01:23:15,422 --> 01:23:17,057
There's lots of, uh,

1436
01:23:17,057 --> 01:23:19,293
organizations that'll pay top dollar

1437
01:23:19,293 --> 01:23:21,929
for a genuine demon and the ultimate

1438
01:23:21,929 --> 01:23:24,031
demon killing gun.

1439
01:23:24,331 --> 01:23:25,666
Come on.

1440
01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:29,470
Lafferty, or whatever your real name is,

1441
01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:32,473
I'm begging you, please, listen to me.

1442
01:23:32,473 --> 01:23:35,142
You can't take this box out of the Ghost River Triangle.

1443
01:23:35,142 --> 01:23:37,111
Mina can never be let out of this thing.

1444
01:23:37,111 --> 01:23:39,747
My daughter's life depends on this.

1445
01:23:40,381 --> 01:23:41,915
Okay.

1446
01:23:52,426 --> 01:23:54,228
I've disabled your cars.

1447
01:23:54,228 --> 01:23:55,829
You can't follow me.

1448
01:23:55,829 --> 01:23:57,464
You can't stop me.

1449
01:23:57,464 --> 01:24:00,668
But I'm gonna let you live.

1450
01:24:01,402 --> 01:24:03,804
I'm hell-for-leather like that.

1451
01:24:04,672 --> 01:24:06,540
Somebody will stop this.

1452
01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:08,742
(Nicole): No!

1453
01:24:08,742 --> 01:24:10,678
Not you.

1454
01:24:24,591 --> 01:24:27,428
Thank God. A Sorrel.

1455
01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:12,940
No fucking way.

1456
01:25:13,674 --> 01:25:17,511
I admit, I forgot about you.

1457
01:25:18,078 --> 01:25:19,413
You're a terrible liar.

1458
01:25:19,413 --> 01:25:21,148
Had you fooled.

1459
01:25:21,148 --> 01:25:22,816
Not for a minute.

1460
01:25:22,816 --> 01:25:26,053
Go home, Holliday. To your woman.

1461
01:25:26,053 --> 01:25:30,791
Cannot and I will not let you leave with that box.

1462
01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:33,360
You're too old to stop me.

1463
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:35,295
I'm too old not to.

1464
01:25:35,295 --> 01:25:37,097
Well, once upon a time,

1465
01:25:37,097 --> 01:25:40,968
you may have been the fastest gunslinger in the west,

1466
01:25:40,968 --> 01:25:44,805
but that was long ago with ancient pistols.

1467
01:25:47,107 --> 01:25:48,776
Okay.

1468
01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:50,778
You can't take us all out.

1469
01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:53,447
I know who I'm taking out first.

1470
01:25:57,818 --> 01:26:01,889
Remember, you wanted this.

1471
01:26:16,336 --> 01:26:18,205
Nobody wants this.

1472
01:26:19,406 --> 01:26:20,774
I should know.

1473
01:26:20,774 --> 01:26:23,811
I fought it for 172 years.

1474
01:26:23,811 --> 01:26:26,346
Come on.

1475
01:26:26,346 --> 01:26:30,951
It's Doc. - Go. Go. Help him.

1476
01:26:59,546 --> 01:27:01,448
Doc!

1477
01:27:01,448 --> 01:27:03,283
Doc!

1478
01:27:04,017 --> 01:27:05,519
Doc.

1479
01:27:12,025 --> 01:27:13,160
Did you get 'em all?

1480
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,895
Please.

1481
01:27:15,629 --> 01:27:17,564
Do you know who I am?

1482
01:27:25,305 --> 01:27:26,940
You're my person.

1483
01:27:32,246 --> 01:27:33,647
Keep it.

1484
01:27:34,515 --> 01:27:35,983
There's no one on Earth who will do more

1485
01:27:35,983 --> 01:27:38,118
to keep it safe.

1486
01:27:38,118 --> 01:27:39,953
And our Alice.

1487
01:27:42,589 --> 01:27:44,625
You tell her...

1488
01:27:45,893 --> 01:27:49,263
all the good stuff. - Doc...

1489
01:27:50,430 --> 01:27:52,099
you're gonna be okay.

1490
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,768
I have been.

1491
01:27:55,402 --> 01:27:57,104
Many times.

1492
01:27:59,206 --> 01:28:01,008
More than my share.

1493
01:28:07,881 --> 01:28:09,783
Doc, we can fix this.

1494
01:28:11,818 --> 01:28:14,555
You know, you really are awful at bluffing.

1495
01:28:18,759 --> 01:28:21,228
But you're pretty good at the rest of it.

1496
01:28:23,597 --> 01:28:25,465
All of it, really.

1497
01:28:25,465 --> 01:28:28,235
Please let me save you, Doc.

1498
01:28:28,769 --> 01:28:33,607
Oh, darling, you did.

1499
01:28:36,243 --> 01:28:37,744
Doc.

1500
01:28:40,647 --> 01:28:43,050
Wynonna Earp.

1501
01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:17,284
The box, Mina...

1502
01:29:18,318 --> 01:29:19,886
and Peacemaker.

1503
01:29:19,886 --> 01:29:22,022
It's down there, too.

1504
01:29:24,725 --> 01:29:27,694
I meant it when I said he'd protect it forever.

1505
01:29:29,730 --> 01:29:32,265
And I'm gonna stay and protect him.

1506
01:29:37,704 --> 01:29:40,273
Thanks again for flying in, Jeremy.

1507
01:29:40,907 --> 01:29:42,609
Are you kidding?

1508
01:29:42,609 --> 01:29:44,411
I would have come by canoe.

1509
01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:52,319
It was a damn good funeral for his, uh, second funeral.

1510
01:29:54,021 --> 01:29:56,089
You're welcome to stay in Purgatory

1511
01:29:56,089 --> 01:29:58,692
at the homestead as long as you like.

1512
01:29:59,159 --> 01:30:01,728
Thank you, but uh, I don't think my back

1513
01:30:01,728 --> 01:30:03,964
can take another night in the craft room.

1514
01:30:03,964 --> 01:30:06,800
And my liver definitely can't take more Earpin'.

1515
01:30:13,373 --> 01:30:15,042
I get it.

1516
01:30:15,042 --> 01:30:17,310
You've got some work to do.

1517
01:30:18,011 --> 01:30:20,247
Like finding a way to fix this.

1518
01:30:21,081 --> 01:30:23,984
Yeah. Yeah, Black Badge has a lot of unconventional

1519
01:30:23,984 --> 01:30:26,186
resources at our disposal.

1520
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:30,223
I'll try, Wynonna. - You'll do better than that.

1521
01:30:31,758 --> 01:30:33,326
I promise.

1522
01:30:34,161 --> 01:30:36,263
It'll help that I hired the most ingenious

1523
01:30:36,263 --> 01:30:37,898
researcher I've ever met.

1524
01:30:38,565 --> 01:30:40,867
Do send photos of Abu Simbel.

1525
01:30:40,867 --> 01:30:43,003
Don't open any cursed tombs.

1526
01:30:43,003 --> 01:30:45,138
I'm not allowed to enjoy my weekends?

1527
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,776
Oh, try the fatteh, but maybe not the street meat.

1528
01:30:49,776 --> 01:30:51,812
I'm still gonna be vegan in Egypt.

1529
01:30:51,812 --> 01:30:53,313
No pyramid schemes.

1530
01:30:53,313 --> 01:30:55,816
Very funny.

1531
01:30:55,816 --> 01:30:58,285
And so lovely.

1532
01:30:58,285 --> 01:30:59,953
I'm proud of you.

1533
01:31:01,655 --> 01:31:03,223
Whoa.

1534
01:31:04,191 --> 01:31:07,761
Jeremy says the agency is rife with corruption.

1535
01:31:07,761 --> 01:31:10,363
We need to find out who Lafferty was working for.

1536
01:31:10,363 --> 01:31:11,765
You will,

1537
01:31:11,765 --> 01:31:14,835
because you are...

1538
01:31:14,835 --> 01:31:17,704
Waverly goddamn head cheerleader,

1539
01:31:17,704 --> 01:31:21,374
tentacle resistant Earp.

1540
01:31:21,975 --> 01:31:24,411
Don't forget Nicole Haught's wife.

1541
01:31:24,411 --> 01:31:26,046
Hmm.

1542
01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:28,582
Okay, my turn.

1543
01:31:29,316 --> 01:31:32,652
Don't be too hard on her, but don't be too soft.

1544
01:31:32,652 --> 01:31:34,988
I'm gonna whip her into shape.

1545
01:31:37,157 --> 01:31:39,292
I'll be home for Easter.

1546
01:31:40,427 --> 01:31:41,428
I know.

1547
01:31:41,428 --> 01:31:44,498
♪ I'm ready now

1548
01:31:44,498 --> 01:31:46,800
♪ Stand my ground

1549
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:50,403
♪ There's a fighter coming out

1550
01:31:51,104 --> 01:31:54,241
♪ And I won't back down

1551
01:31:55,542 --> 01:31:56,877
Hey, let me help you.

1552
01:31:56,877 --> 01:31:58,512
Whoa, geez, Waves,

1553
01:31:58,512 --> 01:31:59,880
how many bras did you pack?

1554
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:01,848
Hey, that's sexist!

1555
01:32:02,249 --> 01:32:03,283
... Over 20.

1556
01:32:03,283 --> 01:32:05,519
Finally learning from my mistakes.

1557
01:32:05,519 --> 01:32:07,354
Bye.

1558
01:32:07,354 --> 01:32:09,489
Actually feels like I'm finally embracing

1559
01:32:09,489 --> 01:32:11,191
my inner Wynonna.

1560
01:32:13,026 --> 01:32:15,896
Here's to the adventure. You've earned it.

1561
01:32:16,763 --> 01:32:21,168
Well, as long as you've got your passport, Agent Earp.

1562
01:32:21,935 --> 01:32:23,637
I have a passport.

1563
01:32:23,637 --> 01:32:26,540
Amazing.

1564
01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:28,208
Thanks for staying.

1565
01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:29,876
Yeah, I want to.

1566
01:32:35,081 --> 01:32:37,617
♪ I'm ready now

1567
01:32:37,617 --> 01:32:40,053
♪ To stand my ground

1568
01:32:40,053 --> 01:32:42,823
♪ No more hiding who I am

1569
01:32:42,823 --> 01:32:46,059
♪ I'm not running again

1570
01:32:47,661 --> 01:32:53,099
♪ I won't back down

1571
01:32:57,204 --> 01:33:02,542
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

1572
01:33:03,643 --> 01:33:06,246
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

1573
01:33:08,782 --> 01:33:10,250
Does anybody have a rake or something?

1574
01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:12,052
I've got one hell of an itch.

1575
01:33:12,052 --> 01:33:14,120
Oh, boo-hoo, we get it. You love casts.

1576
01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:15,722
You gonna let her talk to me like that?

1577
01:33:15,722 --> 01:33:18,658
Okay, we're gonna get her trained in citizen relations.

1578
01:33:18,658 --> 01:33:20,994
Good luck. - After we deputize her.

1579
01:33:21,528 --> 01:33:25,031
I can't believe I'm a cop. Are we sure I left hell?

1580
01:33:25,031 --> 01:33:27,868
It gets worse. I hear your boss is a real hard-ass.

1581
01:33:27,868 --> 01:33:30,770
Hey. Don't make me tear down that fishing hut.

1582
01:33:33,573 --> 01:33:35,575
Fishing's over for the year.

1583
01:33:37,010 --> 01:33:38,979
But huntin' season's about to begin.

1584
01:33:38,979 --> 01:33:41,882
You guys still haven't found that sexy werewolf, huh?

1585
01:33:41,882 --> 01:33:45,018
Well, we didn't know how sexy it is.

1586
01:33:45,418 --> 01:33:46,586
Nicole, come on.

1587
01:33:46,586 --> 01:33:49,489
And it's Sheriff Haught.

1588
01:33:51,358 --> 01:33:52,926
Okay...

1589
01:33:54,761 --> 01:33:59,099
I'm Deputy Earp reporting for duty.

1590
01:34:00,834 --> 01:34:02,168
You said duty.

1591
01:34:02,168 --> 01:34:04,471
Keep it professional, Sheriff. We're on the clock.

1592
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:09,309
This a war on top buttons?

1593
01:34:09,876 --> 01:34:11,544
Let's get to work.

1594
01:34:38,605 --> 01:34:42,375
difuze