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# Tubi, Tubi #

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC CRESCENDOS)

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(MUSIC PEAKING THEN FADES)

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(RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

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(BELL JINGLES)

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Did someone order the spicy tuna?

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Mercedes, how many
times I gotta tell ya?

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Hush, you'll scare the trout.

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As long as you're not tellin'
anybody that we're hangin' out,

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Randy, what choice do I have?

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When it comes to Purgatory
friendships, it's, uh...

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Slim pickins at the fishing hut.

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A jiggler? What is
this? Trawling for noobs?

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(MYSTERIOUSLY PLAYFUL MUSIC)

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# Uh, uh, um #

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Shortbread martini?

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(GASPS) Did you add my nutmeg twist?

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Please.

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(BELL JINGLES)

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(GASPS)

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Okay, they're bitin'.

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(JINGLING CONTINUES)

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- (LINE ZIPS)
- Oh, they're really biting.

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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

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(BELLS JINGLING)

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What did you do, bait
the lines with crack?

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Sheesh, boys, buy me dinner first.

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(OMINOUS MUSIC)

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Do you think we could
make it to the cars?

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Gotta hoof it.

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Good thing I always dress for cardio.

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(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

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(SQUELCHING)

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(SQUELCHING)

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Nedley!

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(BREATHES HEAVILY)

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(PANTING)

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Sheriff Nedley!

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Randy?

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Maybe a little. Hell was cold and dark

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and I've been on my own for years.

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(PANTING)

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Look, Lock Mess, I don't
know what you are...

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Ah!

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(WHIMPERING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(PANTING)

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Not here for you. Argh!

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(WHIMPERING CONTINUES)

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But just to be sure,

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this is the Ghost River Triangle

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where bad things happen to good people?

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(NEDLEY): Hey, bad thing,

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get away from her.

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(SCOFFS) Sure, Grandpa.

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Though, isn't she a
little bit young for you?

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Not that young.

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Way to kick a girl when she's down.

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She's the second-best angler I know.

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(SHOTGUN COCKS)

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And she's my friend.

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(GRUNTS)

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(BREATHES NERVOUSLY)

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Look, I'm not picky.

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I only need one of you
to bring me the heir.

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The Earp heir? Wynonna...

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(SOFT TENSE MUSIC)

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Hey, snow snatch!

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Not him.

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You want Earp?

72
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I've been her ride or
die since high school.

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But guess what?

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Wynonna doesn't live here anymore.

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Oh, I know.

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But she'll be back.

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Once I bait the hook.

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Eenie, meenie, miney...

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... hoe.

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(GRUNTS)

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Not the face. It's been through so much.

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(MERCEDES LAUGHING)
And I wish I could see

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the look on yours when Wynonna Earp

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kicks your icy ass!

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No! (MERCEDES SCREAMS)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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(PERCUSSIVE ROCK MUSIC)

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# Tell that girl to take you back #

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# Take you back, take you back #

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# My heart went from red to black #

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# Red to black, red to black #

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# Came up from that lake of fire #

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# Lake of fire, lake of fire #

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# Only have that one desire #

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# One desire, one desire #

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# Got a tank full of gasoline #

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# 'Cause you bring your fire in me #

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Gentlemen.

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Which one of you's
gonna flush my backdoor?

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Ow! I didn't even get to cheat yet!

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# Told that devil #

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- (THUDDING BLOW)
- Argh!

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You hit like a girl.

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Hard and with perfect form.

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What kind of idiot thinks she can scam

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Paco Daisy in his own casino?

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The kind that doesn't carry an I.D.

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Though, you are one chips and guac

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away from a free chalupa.

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You asshole. That's na-chos to take.

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Hey,

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what's with the Wyatt Earp swag?

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Oh, right, famous lawman.

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Old West shootout and the OK Corral

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right here in Tombstone? Guys...

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He's a big deal around these parts!

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White folks do love
their violent heroes.

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When they're feeling patriotic,
they spend more at the buffet.

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(EXHALES) Wyatt Earp.

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Just another apocryphal colonizer

121
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who got a revisionist
history thanks to his big gun.

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Hey, I apologize, Chayton.

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I assumed you were just muscle.

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Got my PhD at Brown.
19th century Americana.

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Your big words are being wasted here.

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(CLICKS TONGUE) You wanna chat?

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(PACO): Chayton.

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Sorry, boss.

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- Okay. Oh!
- (THUDDING BLOW)

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Okay. (CHUCKLES)

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Admit that one hurt. That one smart.

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Can't take a beating like when I was 27.

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(PACO): Might as well
give it up, girlie.

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Your partner already spilled.

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Partner?

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Doc! What have they done to you?

137
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Turned me into a video game.

138
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When this is over, I promise you

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mouth to south resuscitation.

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Oh, you really don't
want this to be over.

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What was your angle here, hmm?

142
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Grease my dealer?

143
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Have moustache boy count cards?

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I'm awfully flattered
to be addressed as boy,

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considering my advanced age.

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Get this, blue eyes
thinks he's Doc Holliday.

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Wyatt Earp's buddy? (CHUCKLES)

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You know, I don't love your tone.

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Oh.

150
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Doc Holliday,

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the greatest gunslinger who ever lived?

152
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Top 20 for sure.

153
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I beg your pardon.

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I would have gotten away
with robbing you fools blind

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if Wynonna could learn to bluff.

156
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Well, at least I'm not a weapon.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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(TUTS)

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Hey.

160
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Ah, ah, ah!

161
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It was in her Spanx.

162
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Go start digging the hole.

163
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Okay don't-don't cheese your beans.

164
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Peacemaker only kills demons.

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Lights up when you point it at one.

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Well, lights up for me.

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- (PEACEMAKER HUMS)
- And me.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

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You cheatin' hussy.

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- (CHAYTON): What?
- (PEACEMAKER CLATTERS TO FLOOR)

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(PACO CHOKES)

172
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I think I found the boss' tell.

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Paco is a demon.

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We're never gonna get that chalupa.

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(GENTLE COUNTRY MUSIC)

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Stop by the café, Sheriff.

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We just put a fresh pot on for you.

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What, both of you?
Just when I needed it.

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Thank you, Chrissy.

180
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- Hi, Natalie.
- Hi.

181
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Go Blue Devils!

182
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- Hey, Nicole, lookin' good.
- Hey, Kyle, back at ya.

183
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How's your brother?

184
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I got those tulips you ordered, Sheriff.

185
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Oh, Freddie. Thank you so much.

186
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I will be by the shop later, okay?

187
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Well, well, well.

188
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(SIGHS)

189
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Ma'am, you, uh, you can't park here.

190
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I'm waiting for my wife.

191
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She's like a big deal in this town.

192
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You trying to nepo baby
your way out of a $30 ticket?

193
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- Also hoping to get frisked.
- Oh, really?

194
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(TENDER MUSIC)

195
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Mrs. Waverly Earp.

196
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Mrs. Nicole Haught. (CHUCKLING)

197
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Ahem! Public dis-gays of affection?

198
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Kind of unprofessional, don't ya think?

199
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(BOTH): Hi, Bunny.

200
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So girls, uh,

201
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Randy Nedley didn't show up
for samba karate this morning.

202
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- Oh, uh...
- Anyhoo, I gotta fly.

203
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I gotta go ice my dojo.

204
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That Sensei Rick is very thorough.

205
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- Bye-bye.
- (NICOLE AND WAVERLY LAUGH)

206
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Wow.

207
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I kinda miss when she was
too homophobic to overshare.

208
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So, what are you thinking?

209
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That my mentor, the Sheriff Emeritus,

210
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Mr. Randy Nedley, often has
one too many Beer Tab Blues

211
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while out on his highly
illegal fishing hut,

212
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which I have to pretend I
don't know anything about.

213
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Still, do you fancy a drive to the
edge of the Ghost River Triangle?

214
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Hmm. I thought you'd never ask.

215
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

216
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Oh, also, I picked up the mail.

217
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Oh, yay! A new postcard from Wynonna.

218
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Oh, my God.

219
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It's so funny to think about your sister

220
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acting all touristy at the place

221
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where your ancestor made his mark.

222
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Sounds like she's in a good place.

223
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(GRUNTS)

224
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What now, Earp?

225
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Same as always, just have fun out there.

226
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- (PACO GRUNTS)
- That's right, pork chop,

227
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Wynonna Earp. Crazy chick
with a demon killing gun.

228
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(PACO ROARS)

229
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(WYNONNA SCREAMS)

230
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(GRUNTING)

231
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

232
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(PACO ROARING)

233
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(PACO GRUNTS)

234
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Ha!

235
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,390
Doc!

236
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(GRUNTS)

237
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This was our play.

238
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Get caught so you'd
bring us to the one room

239
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we couldn't breach, your vault.

240
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You Earp slut!

241
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Huh. There's that high tone
'tude they love in hell.

242
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Which is where I'm about to send you.

243
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(PACO SCREAMS)

244
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(GUN BLASTS)

245
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(SIGHS)

246
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Ahem. Uh, may I?

247
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I'd rather ya didn't.

248
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(GRUNTS)

249
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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

250
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Hi.

251
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(TENDER MUSIC)

252
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Hello.

253
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(WYNONNA GASPS)

254
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You like that?

255
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It is always a treat watching
you do what you do best.

256
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(CHUCKLES)

257
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There's one more thing
I'm pretty good at.

258
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Need I remind you that we
are here to crack a safe?

259
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You need pants for that?

260
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- I do not.
- Okay.

261
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(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)

262
00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:15,540
# Move it, faster #

263
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,941
# Takin' over #

264
00:13:16,961 --> 00:13:18,810
# Gettin' bigger #

265
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:21,246
# Comin' closer #

266
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:24,716
# It's the sound of a banging drum #

267
00:13:24,736 --> 00:13:26,951
# Taking you by surprise #

268
00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:29,674
# It's gonna be wild #

269
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:33,945
# It's gonna be big time #

270
00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:36,861
# It's gonna be #

271
00:13:36,881 --> 00:13:39,384
(MUSIC FADES)

272
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,921
(ENGINE STOPS)

273
00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:51,929
(WAVERLY): Nedley?

274
00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,667
Mercedes?

275
00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,806
Sheriff Randy Nedley!

276
00:14:06,744 --> 00:14:11,129
Two whole years runnin' cons
out of the back of a suitcase.

277
00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:14,599
Mm-hmm. But every dollar we steal...

278
00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:19,437
Borrow... brings us one step
closer to getting our own farm.

279
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:21,459
A place to settle down.

280
00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:25,730
Bring Alice home from
Aunt Gus' place in Montana.

281
00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:29,714
All right, enough math. Let's
hit the blackjack tables.

282
00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:33,084
(SIGHS) That also requires math.

283
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:35,887
Make this wad into a bigger wad.

284
00:14:35,907 --> 00:14:37,555
The way you play, darlin',

285
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:41,879
which is good and roostered,
our wads only get smaller.

286
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,362
You love me roostered. (CHUCKLES)

287
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:47,418
I love you. Full stop.

288
00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:50,888
Then why are you being such a wad?

289
00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:53,638
We spent some of this
on things you wanted.

290
00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,874
I don't remember
wanting to lose ten grand

291
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,242
at the tables last month.

292
00:14:57,262 --> 00:14:59,844
(SOMBER MUSIC)

293
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,833
(EXHALES)

294
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,183
I'm sorry. I'm... I'm tired.

295
00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:06,904
Boring.

296
00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:10,955
Oh, come on, I didn't...

297
00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:13,111
You're not, I didn't mean...

298
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:19,197
You're not, you're not, obviously.

299
00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:23,568
I believe I shall take some air.

300
00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:27,925
Come on, stay and take
the Earp heir. Again.

301
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,496
I just need to clear my head.

302
00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:36,701
Will it be hours or days this time?

303
00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:40,438
Don't wait up.

304
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:42,774
I never do.

305
00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:49,113
(DOOR SLAMS)

306
00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:00,725
(NICOLE): Nedley!

307
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:05,797
(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)

308
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:18,923
(NEDLEY GASPS)

309
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,258
(NICOLE GASPING)

310
00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:21,879
Oh, Nedley.

311
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,597
I was too slow. Mercedes.

312
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,131
It's okay. Hey, hey, hey.

313
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:29,601
You're hurt, but you're alive, okay?

314
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,902
- Wait...
- Stay still.

315
00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:32,690
Waited for you.

316
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:34,472
(NEDLEY CHUCKLES)

317
00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:36,040
I knew you would come.

318
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,742
Okay, shh.

319
00:16:37,762 --> 00:16:39,611
(DISPATCHER): 911,
what's your emergency?

320
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,413
- I need paramedics on Route 72.
- South of town?

321
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,415
That's right, border of
the Ghost River Triangle.

322
00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:47,385
- We're on our way.
- Okay. Hey! I found Nedley!

323
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:49,020
Attacked by a bear!

324
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,956
(THREATENING MUSIC BUILDS)

325
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:54,011
That wasn't a bear.

326
00:16:58,082 --> 00:16:59,864
(MUSIC PEAKS THEN FADES)

327
00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:02,119
(ROCK MUSIC RINGTONE)

328
00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:05,303
Baby girl, did you get my postcard?

329
00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:07,171
(WAVERLY): I think Mercedes is dead.

330
00:17:07,191 --> 00:17:08,406
What do you mean dead?

331
00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,141
(WAVERLY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

332
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,843
What do you mean Earp?

333
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:14,098
(PANTING)

334
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,736
Okay. (GRUNTS)

335
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,306
Okay, come on, cowboy, pick up.

336
00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,910
(ANGRY GRUMBLES) Of course.

337
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,113
Do it the old fashioned way.

338
00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:33,084
(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)

339
00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:39,323
(GRUNTS)

340
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,759
Okay.

341
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:49,300
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)

342
00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:53,004
Here I come.

343
00:17:55,573 --> 00:18:01,392
# I've got a fever
runnin' like 100 degrees #

344
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,695
# I am the real thing #

345
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:06,898
# Gather 'round and follow my lead #

346
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:13,057
# I'm like a bad storm
goin' down in history #

347
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,841
# Test me and see #

348
00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:19,944
# You're not gonna wanna mess with me #

349
00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:22,300
(#)

350
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:25,870
# You just wait, wait and see #

351
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:31,522
# You're not gonna wanna mess with me #

352
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,890
(MUSIC STOPS)

353
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:35,780
(GROANS) Oh...

354
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,085
(EXHALES)

355
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:48,859
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC)

356
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:53,945
(GUN CLICKS)

357
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,581
(GASPS) The metal earmuffed hello?

358
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,616
I, I was just hoping for a hug.

359
00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:01,552
- You bring donuts?
- I didn't even bring a bra.

360
00:19:01,572 --> 00:19:03,654
(WAVERLY SQUEALS)

361
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:06,924
Baby girl. Baby girl's woman.

362
00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:08,826
We weren't expecting you so soon.

363
00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:11,162
I drove the Pacomobile all night.

364
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:12,630
Welcome home, Wynonna.

365
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,286
Oh, I still use these
ribs on the regular.

366
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:19,103
My hero. The champion.

367
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,292
Fucking Wynonna is fine.

368
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:27,064
(WYNONNA): Whoa!

369
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:31,015
- So, you moved the kitchen.
- (WAVERLY): Mm-hmm.

370
00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:34,619
It's smart. Turned my
bedroom into a craft room.

371
00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:36,587
Dumb. But since you're renovating,

372
00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:39,991
- I'd also redo the stairs.
- Oh, shut your mouth!

373
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:43,948
When did Karen from
planet Hobby Lobby move in?

374
00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:46,697
Is that a homophobic typo?

375
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,466
Oh, that's why we got it free.

376
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,935
Reclaimed phrase, reclaimed wood.

377
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:55,059
Speaking of reclaimed wood, where's Doc?

378
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,062
Where's all my stuff?

379
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:00,364
Do you mean your weed?

380
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:03,614
No.

381
00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:05,450
(WAVERLY): We donated
it to the orphanage.

382
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,218
Oh, those kids are gonna get fucked up.

383
00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:08,453
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

384
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:11,055
Look at all this stuff! More BBD gak?

385
00:20:11,075 --> 00:20:13,724
Enough googly eyes to
choke an unlicensed daycare.

386
00:20:13,744 --> 00:20:16,060
And honest-to-fuckin' loom!

387
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,629
Jesus, Haught, you should
be keeping my sister busier.

388
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:21,466
Oh, we maintain a robust schedule.

389
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,634
Yeah, I see that on your chore wheel.

390
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,436
Hey, it's your turn to
clean the baseboards.

391
00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:27,104
Whatever that means in gay.

392
00:20:27,124 --> 00:20:28,459
(SCOFFS)

393
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,741
Lemme guess, box of condoms?

394
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:33,044
Bup-bup-bup-bah, bup-bah.

395
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:38,436
That is the Elchur
Minificial Box of Containment.

396
00:20:39,804 --> 00:20:42,954
Well, I can barely
contain how jazzed I am

397
00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:46,310
that my box has to sleep in the barn.

398
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,313
After Mercedes' wake.

399
00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:52,530
(SOMBER MUSIC)

400
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:53,965
How bad was it?

401
00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:57,668
Uh, let's just say there's
not gonna be an open casket.

402
00:20:57,688 --> 00:21:00,538
- So, demons.
- We don't know that.

403
00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:03,074
Nicole, what was left of Mercedes' bits

404
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,142
was used to spell out our last name.

405
00:21:05,162 --> 00:21:07,578
So, unless some enterprising coyote

406
00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,347
has taught themselves how to read,

407
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:12,383
then we need the Earp heir home.

408
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:13,851
(NICOLE): Even if it's a trap?

409
00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:15,853
Especially if it's a trap.

410
00:21:15,873 --> 00:21:18,089
You both have five minutes
to get funeral fabulous.

411
00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:20,625
- Okay.
- Meet you by the demon limo.

412
00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:24,982
The thing that did this is a-fucked!

413
00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:27,965
What?

414
00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:30,434
I just, I wish you would've talked to me

415
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,270
before you called her.

416
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:35,960
I don't need my wife's
permission to call my sister.

417
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,310
No, I...

418
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,845
What are you gonna wear?

419
00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:44,835
(DOC): Gotcha two
coffees. With extra coffee.

420
00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:49,073
Truce?

421
00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:53,410
Wynonna uh...

422
00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:56,847
(SINISTER MUSIC BUILDING)

423
00:22:05,222 --> 00:22:06,671
Oh, I will be.

424
00:22:06,691 --> 00:22:08,959
And you misspelled trouble.

425
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:13,864
(WAVERLY): Hey, this is mid.

426
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,414
Almost forgot about
the Purgatory side eye.

427
00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:20,017
And Mercedes Gardiner
was more midriff than mid.

428
00:22:20,037 --> 00:22:22,386
She would want this to
be a real panty-dropper.

429
00:22:22,406 --> 00:22:24,108
(SNAPS) Mah!

430
00:22:24,508 --> 00:22:26,190
- Ooh! Hi, baby.
- Hi.

431
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,526
- Let's get a drink.
- You mean another drink?

432
00:22:28,546 --> 00:22:33,130
Hey! We spent hours trying
to figure out what did this.

433
00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:37,034
And what flavor Pop Tarts
goes best with the gin.

434
00:22:37,054 --> 00:22:39,770
- It's frosted strawberry.
- (CHUCKLES)

435
00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:41,872
- (PHONE RINGS)
- (BARTENDER): Ladies.

436
00:22:41,892 --> 00:22:44,575
You know what? We had a
lot of catching up to do,

437
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,844
so we caught up with the catch up.

438
00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:50,348
Uh yeah, you do you.

439
00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:53,137
- Be right back.
- Baby!

440
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:59,857
Is it just me or did your
wife get more uptight?

441
00:22:59,877 --> 00:23:01,892
The town is finally thriving.

442
00:23:01,912 --> 00:23:03,694
She just doesn't want things to like...

443
00:23:03,714 --> 00:23:05,129
- (IMITATES EXPLOSION)
- Oh, 'cause everybody

444
00:23:05,149 --> 00:23:07,999
- here hates me?
- Not the people that matter.

445
00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,601
I did a hell of a lot
for these numpties.

446
00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:13,537
- I kept you safe from de...
- Deez nuts!

447
00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:16,307
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Father Bertucci!

448
00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:18,376
My sweet child.

449
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,297
Wynonna...

450
00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:23,881
You piss in one font.

451
00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:25,716
You did the best you could.

452
00:23:25,736 --> 00:23:27,485
Whatever.

453
00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:28,819
I'm here for her.

454
00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:30,321
She died with her boots on.

455
00:23:30,341 --> 00:23:32,590
- (GLASSES CLINK)
- Those things are hideous.

456
00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:33,924
Even the bear wouldn't touch them.

457
00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:35,793
Throttle down, Jasmine.

458
00:23:35,813 --> 00:23:37,294
Body's not even cold.

459
00:23:37,314 --> 00:23:38,896
Well, the body's in several pieces.

460
00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,432
Yeah, know what that tells me?

461
00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:43,067
She fought like fuck.

462
00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:44,969
Mercedes went down swinging.

463
00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:46,904
What a crazy, awesome bitch.

464
00:23:46,924 --> 00:23:49,840
Mercedes thought she was such
hot shit since high school.

465
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,742
Yeah, takes shit to know shit.

466
00:23:51,762 --> 00:23:54,311
- You saying you're shit?
- Don't twist her words!

467
00:23:54,331 --> 00:23:56,681
I wasn't there for much of high school.

468
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:59,083
Left to major in jello shots and juvie.

469
00:23:59,103 --> 00:24:01,852
Got exiled to the Hanley
Home for Girls, first.

470
00:24:01,872 --> 00:24:03,954
We got up to some wild
there, eh, Wynonna?

471
00:24:03,974 --> 00:24:06,557
I minored in childhood trauma, Sheree.

472
00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:07,858
It's all a bit hazy.

473
00:24:07,878 --> 00:24:10,447
The three of us, and Penny Kessley.

474
00:24:11,982 --> 00:24:13,631
We were kinda mean to you.

475
00:24:13,651 --> 00:24:15,232
It was a long time ago.

476
00:24:15,252 --> 00:24:17,001
Where is Penny?

477
00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:19,003
Probably couldn't get a sitter.

478
00:24:19,023 --> 00:24:21,072
Her kid's dad is being such a tool.

479
00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:23,007
You know, Wynonna's got
a great system for dealing

480
00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:25,609
with bad dads, claim it was demons

481
00:24:25,629 --> 00:24:26,777
and shoot them in the back.

482
00:24:26,797 --> 00:24:28,512
- (WAVERLY GRUMBLES)
- After you.

483
00:24:28,532 --> 00:24:31,315
Now someone's 'bout to
get punched in the front.

484
00:24:31,335 --> 00:24:32,817
Stop.

485
00:24:32,837 --> 00:24:35,306
So, Wynonna's home.

486
00:24:35,506 --> 00:24:38,642
Oh, yeah. She always knew
how to make an entrance.

487
00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:40,424
Oh, you sound jealous.

488
00:24:40,444 --> 00:24:44,662
Oh, come on, she's
wild, I'm mild. It works.

489
00:24:44,682 --> 00:24:46,497
Yeah.

490
00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:48,686
Friendships are like that.

491
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:53,190
Mercedes could barely
keep up with this rizz.

492
00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:56,073
I-I got your text.

493
00:24:56,093 --> 00:24:57,908
I don't really understand what...

494
00:24:57,928 --> 00:25:00,778
pineapple, pineapple, robot emoji means.

495
00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:03,748
It means I got a broken wing

496
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:06,036
and I don't text good.

497
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,453
I'm just glad you're okay.

498
00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:12,089
I don't feel okay.

499
00:25:12,109 --> 00:25:13,791
And I don't remember much,

500
00:25:13,811 --> 00:25:15,159
including what the perp looked like,

501
00:25:15,179 --> 00:25:16,594
so don't bother asking me.

502
00:25:16,614 --> 00:25:19,296
You kidding? It's a
miracle you're even upright.

503
00:25:19,316 --> 00:25:21,465
Gave you enough drugs to knock out Iowa.

504
00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:24,435
Huh. Opiates don't work on me anymore.

505
00:25:24,455 --> 00:25:27,491
I passed 17 kidney stones in four years.

506
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:30,941
It's chilly out.

507
00:25:30,961 --> 00:25:34,031
There's a cold front rolling in.

508
00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:37,901
There's a rum punch,
and they got the game on.

509
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:41,772
Can't quite bring myself to go in there.

510
00:25:42,072 --> 00:25:47,411
Hey, hey, none of this is your fault.

511
00:25:48,112 --> 00:25:51,061
Twenty years ago, I woulda
gotten to the truck faster,

512
00:25:51,081 --> 00:25:54,765
I woulda had that shotgun
in the hut with me.

513
00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:57,101
Younger me might've saved her.

514
00:25:57,121 --> 00:25:59,503
Yeah well, a younger you
wouldn't have been friends

515
00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:01,772
with the likes of Mercedes.

516
00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:03,560
That counts.

517
00:26:07,298 --> 00:26:10,848
Nicole, Purgatory hasn't lost anyone

518
00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,470
for a long time in this way.

519
00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:16,420
I got it covered. All right?

520
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,722
I've been telling everyone
it was an animal attack.

521
00:26:18,742 --> 00:26:23,013
Oh, careful. Careful, Sheriff Haught.

522
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:27,097
I lied to everybody for 30 years
about what goes on around here.

523
00:26:27,117 --> 00:26:30,187
To keep them safe.

524
00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:33,557
I was scared.

525
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,473
Don't be like me.

526
00:26:36,493 --> 00:26:40,277
Don't confuse protecting
people with deciding for them.

527
00:26:40,297 --> 00:26:43,414
This is just, it's a blip.

528
00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:45,783
Whatever happens next, I can handle it.

529
00:26:45,803 --> 00:26:47,051
(DOOR OPENS)

530
00:26:47,071 --> 00:26:49,954
- (PEOPLE SHOUTING)
- (WAVERLY): Bottle, you numpty!

531
00:26:49,974 --> 00:26:53,410
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
- You better start with the sinner sisters.

532
00:26:53,911 --> 00:26:56,547
(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

533
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:03,067
Keep my sister's name
out of your viper mouth.

534
00:27:03,087 --> 00:27:04,902
She went from Pop
Tarts to poppin' tarts.

535
00:27:04,922 --> 00:27:07,404
(NICOLE): Okay, that is enough!

536
00:27:07,424 --> 00:27:09,640
I can take the littlest lesbian.

537
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:12,076
She's bisexual, you muppet.

538
00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:13,878
I actually identify as pansexual now.

539
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,613
Aw, baby girl, your journey.

540
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,481
My God, you stupid Earps!

541
00:27:17,501 --> 00:27:19,683
You both are going home right now.

542
00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:20,918
I'm calling you a cab.

543
00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:22,052
(WYNONNA): Shotgun!

544
00:27:22,072 --> 00:27:24,088
No way, I get car sick in the back!

545
00:27:24,108 --> 00:27:26,423
Oh, but don't worry,
I'm gonna be up all night

546
00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:28,092
filing a report

547
00:27:28,112 --> 00:27:31,061
about why there was a
battle royale at a wake.

548
00:27:31,081 --> 00:27:34,498
Just as Mercedes would have wanted-ah!

549
00:27:34,518 --> 00:27:36,834
- Wynonna...
- Your mom's mad, dude.

550
00:27:36,854 --> 00:27:39,436
No way. She loves paperwork.

551
00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:41,105
And I love her.

552
00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,674
- Mah!
- Okay, out!

553
00:27:43,694 --> 00:27:46,230
(LAUGHING)

554
00:27:48,165 --> 00:27:49,346
Don't worry everybody.

555
00:27:49,366 --> 00:27:52,549
It's uh, it's all uphill from here.

556
00:27:52,569 --> 00:27:53,837
(GRUNTS)

557
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:58,575
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

558
00:28:06,884 --> 00:28:08,465
Ahem.

559
00:28:08,485 --> 00:28:10,000
Oh, I'm...

560
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,903
Working after hours.

561
00:28:12,923 --> 00:28:15,425
All by your lonesome.

562
00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:17,574
That's Nedley's lucky bandana.

563
00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:23,047
He certainly was luckier
than, uh... Mercedes.

564
00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:25,536
(SHRILL BEAT)

565
00:28:26,003 --> 00:28:29,153
- Hands up, now!
- Or what?

566
00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:31,408
Or I blow them off your wrists.

567
00:28:32,009 --> 00:28:33,324
(SHOUTS)

568
00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:35,212
(GRUNTS)

569
00:28:39,883 --> 00:28:42,032
I'm the sheriff of Purgatory.

570
00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:44,468
Well, you're a lot more
than that, Nicole Haught.

571
00:28:44,488 --> 00:28:47,972
You're Wynonna Earp's best friend.

572
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:49,960
- (GUNSHOT)
- Oh!

573
00:28:53,030 --> 00:28:54,311
(ROARS)

574
00:28:54,331 --> 00:28:55,899
(GRUNTS)

575
00:28:57,935 --> 00:28:59,950
(PANTING)

576
00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:01,939
Ah...

577
00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:05,622
What do you want with Wynonna?

578
00:29:05,642 --> 00:29:09,560
Revenge, payback, the whole Moby Dick.

579
00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:11,996
Oh yeah, you certainly
seem like a dick, all right.

580
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:14,698
Okay, okay, we can trade quips later.

581
00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:16,467
Right now, I need the first

582
00:29:16,487 --> 00:29:18,302
of three precious things from you.

583
00:29:18,322 --> 00:29:20,724
Number one, your wedding ring.

584
00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:26,530
Over my dead body.

585
00:29:27,164 --> 00:29:32,369
Get out of my head.

586
00:29:32,703 --> 00:29:35,119
(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)

587
00:29:35,139 --> 00:29:38,055
(SLITHERING)

588
00:29:38,075 --> 00:29:39,610
(GRUNTS)

589
00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:44,028
(SHOUTS)

590
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:46,483
(LAUGHS)

591
00:29:46,817 --> 00:29:49,033
(NICOLE GROANING)

592
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,721
Oh...

593
00:29:51,455 --> 00:29:52,956
Ow!

594
00:29:53,557 --> 00:29:54,905
What do you want?

595
00:29:54,925 --> 00:29:58,842
Doesn't anyone listen around here?

596
00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,631
Ah!

597
00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:02,246
(GROANS)

598
00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:07,518
Your ring and revenge.

599
00:30:07,538 --> 00:30:08,218
(FINGER SNAPS)

600
00:30:08,238 --> 00:30:11,422
(NICOLE SCREAMS)

601
00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:13,477
(LAUGHS)

602
00:30:14,378 --> 00:30:16,160
(GUNSHOTS CRACKING)

603
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,715
(GRUNTING)

604
00:30:20,050 --> 00:30:22,966
Revenge is overrated. I should know.

605
00:30:22,986 --> 00:30:26,023
- Doc.
- (GROANING)

606
00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:29,826
And that's my cue.

607
00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,775
Next stop,

608
00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:34,211
Wynonna's teen trauma.

609
00:30:34,231 --> 00:30:38,402
Hugs and kisses to Dawson's Freak.

610
00:30:44,174 --> 00:30:46,090
- (NICOLE GROANS)
- And that was confusing.

611
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:49,713
And painful. Ah!

612
00:30:49,947 --> 00:30:51,328
I saw the light on

613
00:30:51,348 --> 00:30:53,964
and I knew the best lawman
that Purgatory's ever known

614
00:30:53,984 --> 00:30:55,432
was burning the midnight candle.

615
00:30:55,452 --> 00:30:57,901
Or fighting a particularly comely demon.

616
00:30:57,921 --> 00:31:00,971
Yeah, well it was either
her or the Earp sisters.

617
00:31:00,991 --> 00:31:03,040
They're also on my shit list. Ow...

618
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:05,128
So, business as usual.

619
00:31:05,362 --> 00:31:07,464
This one feels personal.

620
00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:14,551
(GROANS)

621
00:31:14,571 --> 00:31:16,987
(WAVERLY): Haven't
been that drunk in ages.

622
00:31:17,007 --> 00:31:18,909
(WYNONNA): It was long overdue.

623
00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,611
Like a lot of things.

624
00:31:22,312 --> 00:31:24,194
But these blankets smell like horse.

625
00:31:24,214 --> 00:31:25,762
When's the last time you washed 'em?

626
00:31:25,782 --> 00:31:28,265
I'm pretty sure that's
your old leather jacket.

627
00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:31,135
- More whiskey?
- No, I'm good.

628
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:34,891
- But you're better bad.
- Hmm. Bad influence.

629
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:38,609
Nicole will be fine. Ah.

630
00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:41,498
Kinda thought she'd be
more jazzed to see me.

631
00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:43,514
Wynonna Earp,

632
00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:46,083
feeling guilty and turning down hooch.

633
00:31:46,103 --> 00:31:47,684
Doc's got you tamed.

634
00:31:47,704 --> 00:31:53,323
Look, if anything,
Doc thinks I am a lot.

635
00:31:53,343 --> 00:31:54,992
There's no way.

636
00:31:55,012 --> 00:31:56,646
I don't know.

637
00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:59,983
Keeps disappearing for hours at a time.

638
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,933
I mean, we're still the
best. We're still the best

639
00:32:02,953 --> 00:32:07,023
- when we're fighting or fucking.
- Roger that.

640
00:32:07,491 --> 00:32:11,141
But when we have to
stop running and talk,

641
00:32:11,161 --> 00:32:13,630
it's just never been our strong suit.

642
00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:17,501
We're saving up to buy a place.

643
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:21,138
Alice is five now.

644
00:32:21,371 --> 00:32:23,220
A little kid who could use a mom.

645
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,689
But she has one, Aunt Gus.

646
00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:28,478
You deserve to be happy, Wynonna.

647
00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:33,363
I am happy knowing my daughter is safe.

648
00:32:33,383 --> 00:32:35,632
I can't even keep my baby
sister from getting jumped

649
00:32:35,652 --> 00:32:39,403
by some group home skanks. How
would Doc and I protect a kid?

650
00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:41,691
With your whole heart.

651
00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:45,061
You have to tell your
person how you feel.

652
00:32:45,696 --> 00:32:46,710
You first.

653
00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:50,167
What? What's that supposed to mean?

654
00:32:53,203 --> 00:32:55,152
You've been working police dispatch.

655
00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:56,520
Yes.

656
00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:59,042
And Chrissy's coffee bar.

657
00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,458
Volunteering at the old folks' home.

658
00:33:01,478 --> 00:33:03,694
With the occasional
shift at the Cat Café.

659
00:33:03,714 --> 00:33:05,662
Though tending pussy's more of a hobby.

660
00:33:05,682 --> 00:33:08,265
Don't change the subject with
a hilarious off color joke.

661
00:33:08,285 --> 00:33:10,567
- That's my move.
- (WAVERLY LAUGHS)

662
00:33:10,587 --> 00:33:13,303
You've also developed a
crippling craft addiction

663
00:33:13,323 --> 00:33:15,606
that has robbed me of a bedroom.

664
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,307
Now who's running in place?

665
00:33:17,327 --> 00:33:19,142
What else am I supposed
to do around here?

666
00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:21,665
Literally anything you want.

667
00:33:21,898 --> 00:33:23,847
Jeremy has been calling.

668
00:33:23,867 --> 00:33:26,617
He wants me to join him overseas.

669
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:28,919
Restructure the Black Badge Division.

670
00:33:28,939 --> 00:33:31,588
That's your future
right there, baby girl.

671
00:33:31,608 --> 00:33:34,057
I... I can't leave Nicole.

672
00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:36,026
Leaving doesn't mean forever.

673
00:33:36,046 --> 00:33:38,528
I'm puddin' proof of that, baby.

674
00:33:38,548 --> 00:33:40,264
Nicole's no stranger to ambition,

675
00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,466
and she's not selfish.

676
00:33:42,486 --> 00:33:44,401
Gingerdread can take care of herself.

677
00:33:44,421 --> 00:33:45,902
(DOOR OPENS)

678
00:33:45,922 --> 00:33:47,791
(NICOLE GROANING)

679
00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:51,161
Little help?

680
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,544
- She took your ring?
- Your wedding ring?

681
00:33:54,564 --> 00:33:55,979
Baby, it's just a broken finger.

682
00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:58,949
She broke your finger?
I love that finger.

683
00:33:58,969 --> 00:34:01,251
You're gonna have to get
creative with your sex lives.

684
00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:03,453
Park their melting moments for a spell.

685
00:34:03,473 --> 00:34:05,308
Switch to toes for a few weeks.

686
00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:08,525
It's not the primary digit for that.

687
00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:10,227
Digit get a look at this asshole?

688
00:34:10,247 --> 00:34:13,463
Big blonde mane, fit. Tentacle powers.

689
00:34:13,483 --> 00:34:15,866
- She is hard to miss.
- But you did miss.

690
00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:17,434
No, I aimed true.

691
00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:19,303
My bullets did nothing.

692
00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:21,538
- So, a demon.
- A demon who would've killed me

693
00:34:21,558 --> 00:34:23,674
- if Doc hadn't have shown up.
- It is the ideal finger

694
00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:26,743
- to lose if you had to choose.
- I did not get to choose.

695
00:34:26,763 --> 00:34:29,780
Well, it sounds like
Octobussy will be easy to find.

696
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,336
Most people think the
pinky finger is superfluous.

697
00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:37,340
But you need it. Yep, for balance.

698
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,058
(LAUGHS)

699
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,527
Sounds wrong to say
this exactly right now,

700
00:34:43,547 --> 00:34:46,263
but I've missed this.

701
00:34:46,283 --> 00:34:47,831
The batshittery of our lives.

702
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:50,820
The batshittery of you girls.

703
00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:53,303
Now it feels less like a reunion

704
00:34:53,323 --> 00:34:56,693
and more like a reboot.

705
00:34:56,893 --> 00:34:59,142
Well, I'd like to reboot
this demon and her cooch.

706
00:34:59,162 --> 00:35:01,578
She's gathering items. My
ring was just the first.

707
00:35:01,598 --> 00:35:03,580
She said she needs
three precious things.

708
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,836
Wynonna, she called you Dawson's Freak.

709
00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:09,172
What did you say?

710
00:35:10,407 --> 00:35:12,656
And I did manage to
swipe this off her wrist.

711
00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:15,125
It's a friendship bracelet
with Waverly's name on it.

712
00:35:15,145 --> 00:35:18,014
My name but not my bracelet.

713
00:35:18,315 --> 00:35:20,197
When I was six years
old, I... I made it.

714
00:35:20,217 --> 00:35:22,085
For me.

715
00:35:26,156 --> 00:35:27,437
(DOOR OPENS)

716
00:35:27,457 --> 00:35:29,172
(NICOLE): Hang on. I got it.

717
00:35:29,192 --> 00:35:32,128
Not you, Henry. We're talkin'.

718
00:35:32,629 --> 00:35:35,165
Oh, Jerusalem's crickets.

719
00:35:35,565 --> 00:35:37,781
It was 20 years ago. The
day I lost this bracelet.

720
00:35:37,801 --> 00:35:40,984
I was 15 years old living
in a shitty group home,

721
00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:42,619
Hanly's Wayward Girls.

722
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,521
I was so determined to show them.

723
00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:45,789
Them who?

724
00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:47,591
The other Dawson's Freaks.

725
00:35:47,611 --> 00:35:49,813
That's what we called ourselves.

726
00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:55,432
Holy shit.

727
00:35:55,452 --> 00:35:56,900
Seriously, Wynonna,

728
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,436
this place is even
creepier than I imagined.

729
00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:01,505
No wonder you're so fucking weird.

730
00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:03,607
Stop pooping in your low rise jeans.

731
00:36:03,627 --> 00:36:05,776
If you're that scared, we can jet.

732
00:36:05,796 --> 00:36:07,744
I'm bored and I'm cold.

733
00:36:07,764 --> 00:36:10,647
I thought we'd at least do
it inside the murder house.

734
00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:13,116
(WYNONNA): It's not a murder
house, it's a murder home.

735
00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:14,651
Cute.

736
00:36:14,671 --> 00:36:17,554
Wyatt Earp took this lasso
from the old west sheriff

737
00:36:17,574 --> 00:36:20,724
who put a curse on
him, the demon Clootie.

738
00:36:20,744 --> 00:36:23,246
My clootie is itchy.

739
00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:25,862
And ammolite is the hell mineral.

740
00:36:25,882 --> 00:36:28,899
Bedrock surrounding the
homestead is loaded with it.

741
00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:31,735
- This is a load all right.
- Look, Penny, Jasmine, Sheree,

742
00:36:31,755 --> 00:36:34,004
you all wanted me to prove it.

743
00:36:34,024 --> 00:36:37,574
But this land, my family,
the curse, that is all real.

744
00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:39,976
All right. Keep your tampon in.

745
00:36:39,996 --> 00:36:41,311
It has to be now.

746
00:36:41,331 --> 00:36:42,746
Today's the only day we can do it.

747
00:36:42,766 --> 00:36:46,450
- Thursday?
- Time of the hunger moon.

748
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:47,918
That's so not a thing.

749
00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:50,554
The Blackfoot call it Ka'toyi.

750
00:36:50,574 --> 00:36:53,890
When the veil between Earth and
the underworld is at its thinnest.

751
00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:56,980
And all your energy turns to survival.

752
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,015
(TEEN SHEREE): Sure, Wynonna.

753
00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:02,699
So, is this really
where you shot your dad?

754
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,901
I was aiming for the
ghouls who grabbed him.

755
00:37:04,921 --> 00:37:06,036
(GUNSHOT)

756
00:37:06,056 --> 00:37:07,791
(WARD MOANS)

757
00:37:08,091 --> 00:37:09,239
But yeah.

758
00:37:09,259 --> 00:37:12,108
You actually believe
demons did it, don't you?

759
00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:15,465
They've been coming for me
and my own my whole life.

760
00:37:16,933 --> 00:37:19,916
Revenis ad se ostendendum invocamus.

761
00:37:19,936 --> 00:37:23,453
In nomine Clootie. In nomine Earp.

762
00:37:23,473 --> 00:37:26,289
(GIRLS BREATH NERVOUSLY)

763
00:37:26,309 --> 00:37:29,045
(FRIGHTENING MUSIC SWELLS)

764
00:37:33,316 --> 00:37:34,364
(GIRLS SCREAM)

765
00:37:34,384 --> 00:37:36,500
(SIREN WAILS)

766
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,134
It's the cops. We gotta bail.

767
00:37:38,154 --> 00:37:40,270
Wait, my bracelet. My
baby sister made me that!

768
00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:42,573
- Who cares? We're busted.
- (YOUNG NEDLEY): Okay, come out

769
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:43,874
of there with your hands up.

770
00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,529
You're all under arrest for trespassing.

771
00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:49,379
And that was it for
me from there on out.

772
00:37:49,399 --> 00:37:52,936
It was all mental institutions
and juvie 'til I turned 18.

773
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,151
Now it turns out that
wasn't my only fuck up.

774
00:37:55,171 --> 00:37:57,120
We must have conjured
up a demon after all.

775
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:59,523
But okay, what's it
doing here 20 years later?

776
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:01,878
The hunger moon is in two days.

777
00:38:02,612 --> 00:38:04,794
We've got everything this
demon wants right here.

778
00:38:04,814 --> 00:38:06,263
- On the homestead?
- Of course not.

779
00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:08,265
Demons can't get past
the ammolite bedrock.

780
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,165
Yeah, well, guess what?

781
00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:11,001
This bitch doesn't play by the rules.

782
00:38:11,021 --> 00:38:13,203
She wants some second magical item.

783
00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:15,005
Baby brainy girl can
figure out what it is.

784
00:38:15,025 --> 00:38:16,373
It's gonna be somewhere in Purgatory.

785
00:38:16,393 --> 00:38:18,542
No, no, no, you're not
gonna use my town as bait.

786
00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:20,477
- Or my wife.
- Why?

787
00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:21,845
'Cause you're the only
one who gets to keep

788
00:38:21,865 --> 00:38:24,314
- Waverly on the hook?
- What's that supposed to mean?

789
00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:27,684
Despite bad circumstances, I'm
simply delighted to see you.

790
00:38:27,704 --> 00:38:31,274
- Hmm.
- And your new hairdo is so fetching.

791
00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:34,057
That is for whoring, and gambling,

792
00:38:34,077 --> 00:38:35,859
and leaving Wynonna alone at night.

793
00:38:35,879 --> 00:38:37,928
Most evenings I simply walk.

794
00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:39,729
I do some birdwatching.

795
00:38:39,749 --> 00:38:42,566
But you must see the fresh
fire in Wynonna's eyes

796
00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,354
in the face of all this.

797
00:38:45,522 --> 00:38:49,072
Two years ago, she ran away
with me expecting a circus.

798
00:38:49,092 --> 00:38:52,562
So, I must feign to let
the tiger out now and then.

799
00:38:53,863 --> 00:38:55,932
The woman I love is...

800
00:38:57,334 --> 00:38:59,402
she's addicted to calamity.

801
00:39:00,403 --> 00:39:02,372
She does get easily bored.

802
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,822
Yeah, well, the last thing
that I want is Wynonna Earp

803
00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:08,191
to get bored of me.

804
00:39:08,211 --> 00:39:10,046
But you've changed.

805
00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,696
Change is natural.

806
00:39:12,716 --> 00:39:15,285
So, why should it feel like a betrayal?

807
00:39:16,486 --> 00:39:18,768
Is that Megan Thee Stallion?

808
00:39:18,788 --> 00:39:20,804
She's so good.

809
00:39:20,824 --> 00:39:22,205
You know, the first time I pressed play

810
00:39:22,225 --> 00:39:24,307
I was expecting something different.

811
00:39:24,327 --> 00:39:27,964
Well, anxiety aside, it must be tiring.

812
00:39:28,765 --> 00:39:30,246
I will never tire

813
00:39:30,266 --> 00:39:32,983
loving the wildest stallion of them all.

814
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,219
Mustang. Stallions are boys.

815
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,921
Waverly Earp, are you attempting

816
00:39:37,941 --> 00:39:39,656
to school me on the ponies?

817
00:39:39,676 --> 00:39:42,025
(CHUCKLES) I mean,

818
00:39:42,045 --> 00:39:44,961
even though he's been dead
to the world for centuries,

819
00:39:44,981 --> 00:39:48,298
you still have to play Doc Holliday

820
00:39:48,318 --> 00:39:49,966
instead of just being Henry.

821
00:39:49,986 --> 00:39:52,422
(LAFFERTY): You could
try not being a dick.

822
00:39:53,289 --> 00:39:54,571
But I wouldn't bet on it.

823
00:39:54,591 --> 00:39:56,139
(SINISTER BEAT)

824
00:39:56,159 --> 00:39:58,975
Can't protect this place or Waverly

825
00:39:58,995 --> 00:40:00,810
by making them smaller.

826
00:40:00,830 --> 00:40:02,545
Well, I mean, you
can't just show up here

827
00:40:02,565 --> 00:40:04,047
and destroy everything we've built

828
00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:07,183
because you seanced a little
too hard when you were 15.

829
00:40:07,203 --> 00:40:09,119
If you really wanted
to secure Purgatory,

830
00:40:09,139 --> 00:40:10,987
you'd tell them we're
under demon attack.

831
00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:12,989
I'm not gonna tell a bunch
of people to stop living

832
00:40:13,009 --> 00:40:15,592
their lives just 'cause I can't
keep some fentanyl creeping in.

833
00:40:15,612 --> 00:40:16,960
Am I the fentanyl in this scenario?

834
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:19,182
At least fentanyl takes away your pain.

835
00:40:21,851 --> 00:40:24,000
Wynonna, I would literally kill for you,

836
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:25,902
but the chaos that you bring.

837
00:40:25,922 --> 00:40:27,170
Waverly could use a little chaos

838
00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:29,806
if it means a chance
to spread her wings.

839
00:40:29,826 --> 00:40:31,708
She needs more than hot sex and crochet.

840
00:40:31,728 --> 00:40:34,244
Lately, she can hardly
hold back her more,

841
00:40:34,264 --> 00:40:36,146
especially when she is stressed out.

842
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,714
I mean, and nothing stresses her out

843
00:40:37,734 --> 00:40:40,169
- more than her big sister.
- Wasted potential?

844
00:40:43,373 --> 00:40:48,611
You should have a little more
faith in me and your wife.

845
00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,696
(NICOLE): God forbid Wynonna Earp

846
00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:53,930
doesn't get what she wants.

847
00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:56,766
Yeah, I'd like for you to pull
that judgment stick outta your a...

848
00:40:56,786 --> 00:40:59,436
(DOC): Ladies, we have company.

849
00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:01,004
Not this guac of shit.

850
00:41:01,024 --> 00:41:03,039
(GASPS) Did you bring me my points card?

851
00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:05,909
- I ate your chalupa.
- May I introduce...

852
00:41:05,929 --> 00:41:08,712
- Agent Lafferty.
- Agent?

853
00:41:08,732 --> 00:41:10,380
I was undercover at the Daisy Casino

854
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,484
trying to bag the big boss
when you and Wynonna...

855
00:41:14,504 --> 00:41:15,685
Though I'm not sure how you got

856
00:41:15,705 --> 00:41:17,687
the drop on Paco, given he was a...

857
00:41:17,707 --> 00:41:19,742
- (DOC): Asshole?
- A demon.

858
00:41:21,277 --> 00:41:23,426
I mean, that seemed pretty far-fetched.

859
00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:26,449
You know what? You can drop
the act. I'm one of you.

860
00:41:28,618 --> 00:41:30,353
Black Badge.

861
00:41:31,621 --> 00:41:32,902
(BADGE FLUTTERS TO FLOOR)

862
00:41:32,922 --> 00:41:34,070
It's a cross-border task force

863
00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:36,159
that investigates the paranormal.

864
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,541
- Yeah.
- Chief Chetri recruited me

865
00:41:38,561 --> 00:41:41,578
after he heard I encountered
your work in Tombstone.

866
00:41:41,598 --> 00:41:42,879
Wants me to keep an eye on you.

867
00:41:42,899 --> 00:41:45,215
Jeremy told you to
follow us to Purgatory?

868
00:41:45,235 --> 00:41:47,083
Oh, I figured out where you went

869
00:41:47,103 --> 00:41:49,018
when I cased your hotel.

870
00:41:49,038 --> 00:41:50,854
Found your little note to Doc.

871
00:41:50,874 --> 00:41:53,456
- That was private.
- You misspelled trouble.

872
00:41:53,476 --> 00:41:55,345
And that's judgy.

873
00:41:57,413 --> 00:41:59,148
(PAPER CRINKLES)

874
00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,066
- I'd like answers.
- Well, I'd like to be back

875
00:42:03,086 --> 00:42:05,068
in the middle of the
threesome in Chicago.

876
00:42:05,088 --> 00:42:08,204
I'll repeat to you now
what I said to Doc then,

877
00:42:08,224 --> 00:42:11,107
Sheath your piece. It's
not a shooting contest.

878
00:42:11,127 --> 00:42:12,395
(GUNSHOT)

879
00:42:12,729 --> 00:42:15,945
Come on, calm your casino tits.
- We just fixed the beams.

880
00:42:15,965 --> 00:42:18,414
This is serious. You're
acting like children.

881
00:42:18,434 --> 00:42:21,985
I am tired of busting cutrate
mobsters on misdemeanors

882
00:42:22,005 --> 00:42:24,387
and I'm tired of pretending
I didn't see something

883
00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:26,890
with red eyes and wings
attack my little brother

884
00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,379
while we were hiking up Humphrey's Peak.

885
00:42:32,782 --> 00:42:34,197
I'm hungry,

886
00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:36,366
and I wanna be a part
of something bigger.

887
00:42:36,386 --> 00:42:39,088
(STIRRING MUSIC)

888
00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:42,492
Regardless.

889
00:42:43,526 --> 00:42:45,128
Three Rs?

890
00:42:46,496 --> 00:42:48,798
- Two.
- Fuck.

891
00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:51,848
We don't need any outside help.

892
00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:54,083
We need all the help we can get.

893
00:42:54,103 --> 00:42:56,286
- This thing is built different.
- And so am I.

894
00:42:56,306 --> 00:42:58,321
- We need guns.
- We've got Peacemaker.

895
00:42:58,341 --> 00:43:01,491
- Wynonna, you didn't see her.
- And she hasn't seen me.

896
00:43:01,511 --> 00:43:03,046
Okay, enough.

897
00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:06,095
Nicole just lost my
third favorite finger,

898
00:43:06,115 --> 00:43:07,931
and with Jer Bear gone,

899
00:43:07,951 --> 00:43:10,099
Mercedes dead,

900
00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:11,901
Nedley out of commission.

901
00:43:11,921 --> 00:43:14,090
Seems like you're running out of allies.

902
00:43:21,531 --> 00:43:23,266
Fine.

903
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:25,315
But...

904
00:43:25,335 --> 00:43:29,605
I'm not babysitting Kid Cock... y.

905
00:43:29,806 --> 00:43:32,555
Welcome to the squad, Agent Lafferty.

906
00:43:32,575 --> 00:43:34,157
Happy to be here.

907
00:43:34,177 --> 00:43:36,345
This is just a tryout.

908
00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:40,783
And this is the plan.

909
00:43:42,218 --> 00:43:45,201
I will case the Hanly Home
for Wayward Girls for clues.

910
00:43:45,221 --> 00:43:47,303
Nicole and Waverly will
stay where they're safe,

911
00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:49,072
- right here.
- (WAVERLY): Hey!

912
00:43:49,092 --> 00:43:50,840
(WYNONNA): You need to
research what we conjured up

913
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,208
and what this ring wraith wants

914
00:43:52,228 --> 00:43:54,530
besides a lesbian's golden hoop.

915
00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:58,147
Meanwhile, the boys will dig
up the totally unnecessary stash

916
00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:01,003
of old Black Badge
weapons. Just in case.

917
00:44:01,337 --> 00:44:03,553
I hid the munitions out here

918
00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:07,156
after I liberated them
from an old friend.

919
00:44:07,176 --> 00:44:11,494
He too... was from Arizona.

920
00:44:11,514 --> 00:44:14,597
One man's trash is another man's TNT.

921
00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:17,901
Ballad of Holliday's
Gold. I'd watch that movie.

922
00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:20,923
Alas, this is not a film.

923
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,641
All right, M240 Bravo,

924
00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:26,662
scalable hand grenades.

925
00:44:27,163 --> 00:44:29,913
Ooh, boy howdy,

926
00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:33,603
desert eagle in onyx
with a holographic sight.

927
00:44:36,472 --> 00:44:38,307
(GUNSHOT)

928
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:42,525
Not too shabby.

929
00:44:42,545 --> 00:44:44,727
Ah, better than that.

930
00:44:44,747 --> 00:44:46,329
Come on, Holliday,

931
00:44:46,349 --> 00:44:49,519
when's the last time you
proved your mettle, huh?

932
00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:53,903
Might be best to test
the floor before the war,

933
00:44:53,923 --> 00:44:55,791
as Wynonna would say.

934
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,840
That girl's always in your head.

935
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,562
And my heart.

936
00:45:02,565 --> 00:45:05,949
Need to stretch first?
Maybe a baby aspirin?

937
00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:08,384
Well, you know what they say.

938
00:45:08,404 --> 00:45:09,218
(GUNSHOT)

939
00:45:09,238 --> 00:45:11,054
Age before beauty.

940
00:45:11,074 --> 00:45:14,691
As I have both, I went first.

941
00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:15,892
Well.

942
00:45:15,912 --> 00:45:18,227
(GUNSHOT) Well, I looked her up.

943
00:45:18,247 --> 00:45:21,364
She's got a criminal record
longer than a CVS receipt.

944
00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:24,901
She can hold her liquor,
though not her temper.

945
00:45:24,921 --> 00:45:27,804
(GUNSHOTS)

946
00:45:27,824 --> 00:45:29,539
You aim to put a spoke in my tire

947
00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:32,795
so my shootin' ends up in a ditch.

948
00:45:34,464 --> 00:45:35,932
(GUNSHOT)

949
00:45:36,299 --> 00:45:40,249
I'm just trying to understand
how that particular ancestor

950
00:45:40,269 --> 00:45:42,819
became the honorable
Wyatt Earp's chosen heir.

951
00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:45,421
(SCOFFS) Honorable.

952
00:45:45,441 --> 00:45:47,323
When you are the last man standing,

953
00:45:47,343 --> 00:45:49,025
you get to write your own story

954
00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:51,480
in whatever fashion you desire.

955
00:45:53,549 --> 00:45:56,399
Including manifesting self-glory.

956
00:45:56,419 --> 00:45:58,134
When it comes to true heroes,

957
00:45:58,154 --> 00:46:01,023
Wynonna is the most
genuine I've ever known.

958
00:46:02,892 --> 00:46:05,074
And what does that make you?

959
00:46:05,094 --> 00:46:06,876
A lover.

960
00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:08,745
A father.

961
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:10,433
A man outta time.

962
00:46:11,667 --> 00:46:13,002
(GUNSHOT)

963
00:46:14,604 --> 00:46:16,505
(CLICKS TONGUE)

964
00:46:17,874 --> 00:46:20,990
And apparently... a loser.

965
00:46:21,010 --> 00:46:22,878
(LAFFERTY CHUCKLES)

966
00:46:23,479 --> 00:46:26,749
(WHISTLING)

967
00:46:31,854 --> 00:46:34,757
(SOMBER SENTIMENTAL MUSIC)

968
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:52,842
(TEEN WYNONNA):
Fuck all the way off, Penny.

969
00:46:55,912 --> 00:46:59,028
Oh yeah, that's gonna show 'em.

970
00:46:59,048 --> 00:47:01,564
- And, uh...
- (COINS JINGLE IN JAR)

971
00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:03,232
You owe me a quarter for the swear jar.

972
00:47:03,252 --> 00:47:04,634
They never stop.

973
00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:06,169
Look, Wynonna,

974
00:47:06,189 --> 00:47:08,671
you pulled some pretty
stupid stuff out there.

975
00:47:08,691 --> 00:47:10,773
I managed to get
Officer Nedley's cruiser

976
00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:12,542
on top of the high school.

977
00:47:12,562 --> 00:47:14,430
That's...

978
00:47:14,997 --> 00:47:17,814
fun and gifted.

979
00:47:17,834 --> 00:47:19,048
That's debatable.

980
00:47:19,068 --> 00:47:21,918
It's your behavior
in here that's my job.

981
00:47:21,938 --> 00:47:25,975
That's my responsibility. So, here.

982
00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:29,859
Heal thyself: Maybe it's You?

983
00:47:29,879 --> 00:47:34,817
There are worse things than
toning it down to fit in.

984
00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:37,753
They call me murderer.

985
00:47:38,654 --> 00:47:40,236
Aren't you?

986
00:47:40,256 --> 00:47:42,405
Look, you... you're
picking all these fights

987
00:47:42,425 --> 00:47:44,607
that you can't win.
You're one strike away

988
00:47:44,627 --> 00:47:46,242
from getting sent
upstate. But I don't know,

989
00:47:46,262 --> 00:47:47,710
maybe that's something that you want?

990
00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:49,445
Maybe you feel like
you don't have a home

991
00:47:49,465 --> 00:47:51,747
- you can go back to?
- You don't know me.

992
00:47:51,767 --> 00:47:54,984
I know that you should be
concentrating on one thing,

993
00:47:55,004 --> 00:47:57,053
getting out of this crab bucket.

994
00:47:57,073 --> 00:48:00,022
Hanly Group Home, now with extra STDs.

995
00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:02,391
(CHUCKLES) No, it's an allegory.

996
00:48:02,411 --> 00:48:05,094
When the crab tries to
climb out of the bucket,

997
00:48:05,114 --> 00:48:06,996
the others pull it back down.

998
00:48:07,016 --> 00:48:10,733
Place like this can feel like
nobody is allowed to succeed.

999
00:48:10,753 --> 00:48:13,202
But Wynonna, you could.

1000
00:48:13,222 --> 00:48:15,037
If you were just...

1001
00:48:15,057 --> 00:48:16,939
a little bit less,

1002
00:48:16,959 --> 00:48:18,641
you could get a lot more.

1003
00:48:18,661 --> 00:48:21,263
Is that supposed to inspire me?

1004
00:48:21,731 --> 00:48:24,647
You're still working at the
same group home you grew up in.

1005
00:48:24,667 --> 00:48:28,284
Lording your power over a
tiny group of teen girls.

1006
00:48:28,304 --> 00:48:30,186
No one's more stuck here than you.

1007
00:48:30,206 --> 00:48:31,654
Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you

1008
00:48:31,674 --> 00:48:34,877
so that you can stop being
selfish and you can help her.

1009
00:48:37,146 --> 00:48:40,149
Leave my sister out of this.

1010
00:48:44,854 --> 00:48:46,722
(DOOR CLOSES)

1011
00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:51,160
I would if I could.

1012
00:48:54,263 --> 00:48:56,832
(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)

1013
00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:21,090
You were right. You can't save her.

1014
00:49:21,724 --> 00:49:24,240
Doc, get back to the homestead now.

1015
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:25,875
We've been played.

1016
00:49:25,895 --> 00:49:28,130
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

1017
00:49:28,331 --> 00:49:32,949
I've got Mexican hot cocoa
with extra marshmallows

1018
00:49:32,969 --> 00:49:34,116
and chili powder.

1019
00:49:34,136 --> 00:49:35,351
Shelf it, Haught.

1020
00:49:35,371 --> 00:49:37,706
I know when I'm being managed.

1021
00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:41,744
Haught. Uh-oh.

1022
00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:44,594
I could have helped.

1023
00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:47,964
We are helping, Earp.

1024
00:49:47,984 --> 00:49:50,119
In the way that you do best.

1025
00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:53,970
What if I'm itching to try something

1026
00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:56,239
I'm not already the best at?

1027
00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:59,275
Something that's... new?

1028
00:49:59,295 --> 00:50:00,876
Another reno?

1029
00:50:00,896 --> 00:50:02,731
Running for local office.

1030
00:50:03,499 --> 00:50:07,670
Or... the K word?

1031
00:50:07,803 --> 00:50:09,205
Kitesurfing?

1032
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,041
Oh...

1033
00:50:13,142 --> 00:50:14,243
Kids.

1034
00:50:15,411 --> 00:50:19,262
- Look, Nicole...
- (LOUD DISTANT POPPING)

1035
00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,884
(TENSE MUSIC)

1036
00:50:24,787 --> 00:50:26,589
(FIRECRACKER POPS)

1037
00:50:27,523 --> 00:50:30,306
- Is that her?
- Oh, hey, girl.

1038
00:50:30,326 --> 00:50:31,774
Just thought I'd...

1039
00:50:31,794 --> 00:50:34,477
- (FIRECRACKER POPS)
- ... pop by.

1040
00:50:34,497 --> 00:50:36,379
Demons can't cross the ammolite bedrock.

1041
00:50:36,399 --> 00:50:38,748
Hmm, I mostly do what I want.

1042
00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:41,017
- We need to get our guns.
- We don't have time.

1043
00:50:41,037 --> 00:50:43,919
Time has not been kind to you, sweetie.

1044
00:50:43,939 --> 00:50:46,689
You used to be so
bright, so full of life.

1045
00:50:46,709 --> 00:50:49,358
- Shut up.
- You know, we met once

1046
00:50:49,378 --> 00:50:51,927
when you were just the
kid sister to Wynonna.

1047
00:50:51,947 --> 00:50:53,562
Talk about a glow down.

1048
00:50:53,582 --> 00:50:56,766
- This is our land!
- And you are stuck on it.

1049
00:50:56,786 --> 00:51:00,569
Day in and day out.
Reduced to somebody's wife.

1050
00:51:00,589 --> 00:51:03,139
You don't know shit, shit ticket.

1051
00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:04,473
She's trying to get in your head.

1052
00:51:04,493 --> 00:51:07,443
You've got a lot of
darkness inside of you.

1053
00:51:07,463 --> 00:51:09,045
For a B cup.

1054
00:51:09,065 --> 00:51:10,146
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1055
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,247
(GRUNTS)

1056
00:51:11,267 --> 00:51:12,982
You've had power before.

1057
00:51:13,002 --> 00:51:16,085
Do you want another taste?

1058
00:51:16,105 --> 00:51:18,220
And in return, you will help me.

1059
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,622
(GRUNTING)

1060
00:51:19,642 --> 00:51:21,557
Get the fuck out of here!

1061
00:51:21,577 --> 00:51:24,760
Not before I get what I came for.

1062
00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,582
Hey, Waverly!

1063
00:51:27,616 --> 00:51:30,085
I'll trade you for it.

1064
00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:34,804
(DEMON): Bring it to me.
You can't defeat me.

1065
00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:37,306
(DEEP DEMONIC VOICE): We can't
defeat her. We must comply.

1066
00:51:37,326 --> 00:51:39,809
Come on, baby, I know you
didn't just fuckin' say that.

1067
00:51:39,829 --> 00:51:40,976
(BOTH GRUNT)

1068
00:51:40,996 --> 00:51:43,346
We cannot undo what has been promised.

1069
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:45,047
We must all submit to our destinies.

1070
00:51:45,067 --> 00:51:48,037
Woman, you've never
submitted a day in your life!

1071
00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:56,392
Well, let's give it a try.
Ah, look at that, it worked.

1072
00:51:56,412 --> 00:51:58,094
Whoa, Ranger. Okay.

1073
00:51:58,114 --> 00:52:00,730
(DEMON): The bracelet.
The other bracelet.

1074
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:03,052
(DEEP DEMONIC VOICE):
I shall find what is cherished.

1075
00:52:03,486 --> 00:52:06,088
You'd better be looking for a Xanax.

1076
00:52:06,989 --> 00:52:09,825
(NICOLE GASPING)

1077
00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:13,062
(DEMON): Bring it to me.

1078
00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:17,433
She shall receive my mercy,
or we shall feel her wrath.

1079
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,415
You need to stop.

1080
00:52:19,435 --> 00:52:21,083
Or I'll stop you.

1081
00:52:21,103 --> 00:52:23,172
(GRUNTING)

1082
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,355
(NORMALLY): Baby, if you love me,

1083
00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:28,324
you will... stop...

1084
00:52:28,344 --> 00:52:30,346
(SHOUTS)

1085
00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:34,296
(DEEP VOICE): Grace shall be
delivered through fire if necessary.

1086
00:52:34,316 --> 00:52:35,297
(DEMON): Good girl.

1087
00:52:35,317 --> 00:52:36,732
I knew you were more.

1088
00:52:36,752 --> 00:52:38,734
(PANTING)

1089
00:52:38,754 --> 00:52:41,390
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDING)

1090
00:52:42,358 --> 00:52:44,293
(GASPING)

1091
00:52:45,361 --> 00:52:46,342
Fuck.

1092
00:52:46,362 --> 00:52:48,897
(SINISTER MUSIC)

1093
00:52:53,769 --> 00:52:55,170
(SIGHS)

1094
00:52:56,405 --> 00:52:58,707
(RUMBLING)

1095
00:53:04,346 --> 00:53:06,281
(LIGHT FIXTURE BUZZES)

1096
00:53:07,049 --> 00:53:08,330
(GRUNTS)

1097
00:53:08,350 --> 00:53:10,386
(GASPING)

1098
00:53:11,387 --> 00:53:13,202
(EVIL LAUGHTER)

1099
00:53:13,222 --> 00:53:15,638
No mortal can cage me.

1100
00:53:15,658 --> 00:53:17,072
We just rehinged that door.

1101
00:53:17,092 --> 00:53:19,608
The affairs of man are
no longer my concern.

1102
00:53:19,628 --> 00:53:22,445
- I agree with you there.
- You dare to defy me?

1103
00:53:22,465 --> 00:53:23,813
(PANTS)

1104
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,414
It's called love, woman!

1105
00:53:25,434 --> 00:53:28,584
That which is precious and personal.

1106
00:53:28,604 --> 00:53:30,586
You made two of those bracelets,

1107
00:53:30,606 --> 00:53:32,421
one for Wynonna and one for you.

1108
00:53:32,441 --> 00:53:33,689
(DEMON): The precious second.

1109
00:53:33,709 --> 00:53:35,391
I shall give my mistress
what she demands.

1110
00:53:35,411 --> 00:53:37,946
- Give me the vow.
- The other vow.

1111
00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:40,716
(NORMALLY): Nicole, do it!

1112
00:53:41,517 --> 00:53:42,665
Oh.

1113
00:53:42,685 --> 00:53:45,301
Okay, you wanna try platitude? Try this.

1114
00:53:45,321 --> 00:53:46,535
(DEEP VOICE): No.

1115
00:53:46,555 --> 00:53:49,872
Live, laugh, and lie the fuck down!

1116
00:53:49,892 --> 00:53:51,260
Ah!

1117
00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:54,477
- Oops!
- Waverly! Wave!

1118
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:56,899
Are you okay?

1119
00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:59,034
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1120
00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:01,217
(NORMALLY): Did I hurt your finger?

1121
00:54:01,237 --> 00:54:02,971
No.

1122
00:54:04,006 --> 00:54:07,042
I think Mina got what she came for.

1123
00:54:07,610 --> 00:54:09,478
Babe, who's Mina?

1124
00:54:14,583 --> 00:54:17,453
(LOW TENSE MUSIC)

1125
00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,521
You.

1126
00:54:25,728 --> 00:54:28,444
Haven't aged a day, Mina.

1127
00:54:28,464 --> 00:54:30,746
Blood of a thousand virgins?

1128
00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:33,716
So sweet of you to remember me.

1129
00:54:33,736 --> 00:54:37,353
Twenty years in hell, people
don't exactly send Christmas cards.

1130
00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:40,389
You went to hell? How?

1131
00:54:40,409 --> 00:54:43,526
Another innocent victim
of the Earp river of shit.

1132
00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:46,228
You stopped being innocent
when you slaughtered my friend

1133
00:54:46,248 --> 00:54:50,519
- and hobbled my Nedley.
- Mmm, I didn't have your email.

1134
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,456
- What do you want?
- To make you suffer.

1135
00:54:55,624 --> 00:54:57,239
Did you hurt my sister?

1136
00:54:57,259 --> 00:54:58,974
Oh! Um...

1137
00:54:58,994 --> 00:55:01,363
Not as much as her wife did.

1138
00:55:03,365 --> 00:55:05,234
(GRUNTS)

1139
00:55:06,235 --> 00:55:08,517
And it is not fire and
brimstone down there,

1140
00:55:08,537 --> 00:55:09,585
Wynonna.

1141
00:55:09,605 --> 00:55:13,689
It is cold and dark and mean!

1142
00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:15,791
(GASPS) Mean like the demons

1143
00:55:15,811 --> 00:55:19,695
that I gotta deal with
to come and fuck with you.

1144
00:55:19,715 --> 00:55:21,630
You weren't even at the séance.

1145
00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:24,366
- Ugh!
- I was only 15.

1146
00:55:24,386 --> 00:55:28,237
Oh then, now, young, old,

1147
00:55:28,257 --> 00:55:32,474
this is what happens to everyone
who cares about you, Wynonna.

1148
00:55:32,494 --> 00:55:34,410
You never cared about me.

1149
00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:37,112
They get torn to pieces.

1150
00:55:37,132 --> 00:55:39,882
And that is what the hounds of hell

1151
00:55:39,902 --> 00:55:44,520
are gonna do to the three people
that you care about the most,

1152
00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:49,959
Waverly, and Nicole, and...

1153
00:55:49,979 --> 00:55:51,580
(GASPS)

1154
00:55:52,648 --> 00:55:56,718
Your daughter is the heir apparent.

1155
00:55:56,885 --> 00:55:59,068
I'm barely her parent. (CHOKING)

1156
00:55:59,088 --> 00:56:02,404
Keep this between you and me.

1157
00:56:02,424 --> 00:56:05,160
- Kill me, please.
- No.

1158
00:56:06,929 --> 00:56:11,113
I'm gonna torture you.
Just like you tortured me

1159
00:56:11,133 --> 00:56:14,316
and all the other demons
that you sent to their doom.

1160
00:56:14,336 --> 00:56:15,818
- Please.
- Yes!

1161
00:56:15,838 --> 00:56:19,722
Please realize that you are helpless

1162
00:56:19,742 --> 00:56:23,692
to save anyone who has
ever believed in you!

1163
00:56:23,712 --> 00:56:24,960
(GASPING)

1164
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:28,464
When Alice is in the
belly of my beasts...

1165
00:56:28,484 --> 00:56:30,499
(LAUGHS)

1166
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:32,935
Well, Doc's not even gonna
be able to look at you.

1167
00:56:32,955 --> 00:56:35,324
And all you're gonna do...

1168
00:56:38,227 --> 00:56:39,995
is watch.

1169
00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:45,414
See you in hell, Wynonna!

1170
00:56:45,434 --> 00:56:47,603
(GASPING)

1171
00:56:49,471 --> 00:56:52,454
(WYNONNA): Mina Starratt ran
the Hanly Group Home for Girls.

1172
00:56:52,474 --> 00:56:55,658
She was an orphan. She was
a resident there herself

1173
00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,493
until she aged out at 18.

1174
00:56:57,513 --> 00:56:58,927
Sounds like a real peach.

1175
00:56:58,947 --> 00:57:02,131
I thought she was my
friend. My only friend there.

1176
00:57:02,151 --> 00:57:04,533
Now I wonder if she was
just trying to keep me small.

1177
00:57:04,553 --> 00:57:06,635
Yeah, well good fuckin' luck.

1178
00:57:06,655 --> 00:57:09,571
- But Mina was human.
- Now she ain't.

1179
00:57:09,591 --> 00:57:13,061
She wasn't at the séance.
She wasn't even the target.

1180
00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:17,946
Sometimes the devil claims its own.

1181
00:57:17,966 --> 00:57:19,882
Whatever Mina used to be,

1182
00:57:19,902 --> 00:57:22,551
she's the thing trying to hurt us now.

1183
00:57:22,571 --> 00:57:25,320
She said she was in literal hell.

1184
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:28,343
And has the power to summon its hounds?

1185
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:31,427
The Urcon, or bone gnawers.

1186
00:57:31,447 --> 00:57:33,529
Yeah, they're more than
just a cute nickname.

1187
00:57:33,549 --> 00:57:35,364
How hard is it to murk the Urc?

1188
00:57:35,384 --> 00:57:37,299
According to French texts,

1189
00:57:37,319 --> 00:57:40,135
they're rabid, unstoppable beasts.

1190
00:57:40,155 --> 00:57:43,839
Only able to cross the veil
to Earth one day a year.

1191
00:57:43,859 --> 00:57:46,395
February's hunger moon.

1192
00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,545
I do hate a dark hawk morning.

1193
00:57:49,565 --> 00:57:50,979
If given a piece of their target,

1194
00:57:50,999 --> 00:57:54,083
say a personal artefact like a ring

1195
00:57:54,103 --> 00:57:58,206
or a friendship bracelet
or... A lock of a child's hair.

1196
00:57:59,641 --> 00:58:02,291
The Urcon will front a rabid attack.

1197
00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:06,114
An attack that won't stop until...

1198
00:58:06,849 --> 00:58:09,531
(READING IN FRENCH) Ils
n'arrêteront jamais de chasser.

1199
00:58:09,551 --> 00:58:11,667
They will never stop hunting.

1200
00:58:11,687 --> 00:58:14,636
(READING IN FRENCH) Ne reconceront
jamais à l'appel des odeurs.

1201
00:58:14,656 --> 00:58:16,705
Never give up the scent.

1202
00:58:16,725 --> 00:58:18,391
(READING IN FRENCH) Jusqu'à
ce qu'ils se régalent

1203
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:20,011
de la chair de leur proie.

1204
00:58:20,395 --> 00:58:24,433
Until they feast on
the flesh of their mark.

1205
00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:28,684
But you guys have fought
things like this before.

1206
00:58:28,704 --> 00:58:30,472
(WYNONNA): No, not like this.

1207
00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:33,889
Okay, well this is a chance for our team

1208
00:58:33,909 --> 00:58:35,357
to impress the top brass.

1209
00:58:35,377 --> 00:58:37,693
I'm starting to wonder
if you got more brass

1210
00:58:37,713 --> 00:58:38,994
up top than brains.

1211
00:58:39,014 --> 00:58:41,897
No, he's part right.

1212
00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:44,266
All we've gotta do is
hold off the monster mutts

1213
00:58:44,286 --> 00:58:48,003
long enough for the Earp
heir to take out their master.

1214
00:58:48,023 --> 00:58:50,506
I don't think Peacemaker's gonna work.

1215
00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:52,141
For the same reason that Mina

1216
00:58:52,161 --> 00:58:54,396
was able to cross the fence line.

1217
00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:56,498
Why not?

1218
00:59:00,769 --> 00:59:02,484
'Cause I made her.

1219
00:59:02,504 --> 00:59:05,354
(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)

1220
00:59:05,374 --> 00:59:08,610
(SOMBER MUSIC)

1221
00:59:22,691 --> 00:59:25,660
Haven't had the chance to talk.

1222
00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:29,464
You know, really talk, since Tombstone.

1223
00:59:30,132 --> 00:59:32,047
All right, well what do you got?

1224
00:59:32,067 --> 00:59:34,783
Pep talk about your
favorite madam's merkin?

1225
00:59:34,803 --> 00:59:37,886
Lesson about the time Wyatt
took on 20 groundhogs at once?

1226
00:59:37,906 --> 00:59:39,775
I'll take it.

1227
00:59:42,077 --> 00:59:45,747
I cannot remember the last
time I seen you look so scared.

1228
00:59:48,183 --> 00:59:51,553
I've grown too straight
and too wise for tall tales.

1229
00:59:53,789 --> 00:59:55,604
(SHAKY INHALE)

1230
00:59:55,624 --> 00:59:59,461
Mina's had 20 years to
plan the perfect revenge.

1231
01:00:00,062 --> 01:00:02,978
I know firsthand...

1232
01:00:02,998 --> 01:00:05,848
what sittin' in the dark
with nothin' but thoughts

1233
01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:08,570
of retribution can manifest.

1234
01:00:10,005 --> 01:00:13,809
What a ghastly fuel vengeance can be.

1235
01:00:14,977 --> 01:00:17,659
But it is nothing

1236
01:00:17,679 --> 01:00:19,448
compared to what love can do.

1237
01:00:20,983 --> 01:00:22,651
She's only five.

1238
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,102
She never asked to be born an Earp.

1239
01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:29,191
(CRYING SOFTLY)

1240
01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:33,128
Neither did you.

1241
01:00:33,862 --> 01:00:35,644
And you turned out all right.

1242
01:00:35,664 --> 01:00:37,966
Took a while to get there.

1243
01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:42,184
Listen, if I leave now, I
can be in Montana by noon.

1244
01:00:42,204 --> 01:00:43,538
No.

1245
01:00:44,106 --> 01:00:47,576
We make our stand here at
the source or not at all.

1246
01:00:48,377 --> 01:00:52,294
Besides, I've asked
you to run long enough.

1247
01:00:52,314 --> 01:00:54,149
(SCOFFS)

1248
01:00:55,717 --> 01:00:57,919
Alluring as you are,

1249
01:01:00,389 --> 01:01:03,925
I ain't never done a single
thing that I did not wanna do.

1250
01:01:07,763 --> 01:01:10,198
I should have done what I wanted.

1251
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,816
I wanted to bring Alice home. (CHUCKLES)

1252
01:01:14,836 --> 01:01:17,272
Our real home.

1253
01:01:17,706 --> 01:01:20,822
Here, with... us.

1254
01:01:20,842 --> 01:01:23,278
(SNIFFLES)

1255
01:01:26,915 --> 01:01:29,364
There is a little spot

1256
01:01:29,384 --> 01:01:32,988
up on the ridge overlooking the barn.

1257
01:01:33,555 --> 01:01:36,038
When a Chinook blows
in, so do the clouds,

1258
01:01:36,058 --> 01:01:37,926
right at your feet.

1259
01:01:39,695 --> 01:01:42,397
We can build a little house.

1260
01:01:42,831 --> 01:01:44,880
We could put up a swing set.

1261
01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:47,502
(WYNONNA CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)

1262
01:01:47,903 --> 01:01:50,485
Would that be enough for Doc Holliday?

1263
01:01:50,505 --> 01:01:53,375
Doc Holliday died a long time ago.

1264
01:01:56,511 --> 01:01:59,648
But I think that Alice's father...

1265
01:02:00,315 --> 01:02:02,984
could not want for a thing more.

1266
01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:06,488
Pretty place to lay his head.

1267
01:02:07,155 --> 01:02:10,605
As long as his lady is by his side.

1268
01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:12,961
(CHUCKLES HAPPILY)

1269
01:02:23,472 --> 01:02:25,020
I have to make one more goodbye.

1270
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,989
And I have to save who I can.

1271
01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:29,157
- We ride at dawn.
- I shall be there.

1272
01:02:29,177 --> 01:02:30,879
Well, dawn-ish.

1273
01:02:32,414 --> 01:02:34,096
At least you got a backup loom.

1274
01:02:34,116 --> 01:02:36,064
Dark possessed me
through the backup loom,

1275
01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:37,466
through the backup kiln.

1276
01:02:37,486 --> 01:02:41,470
Oh yeah. Rage goo was
squirtin' outta your eyeballs.

1277
01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:44,759
- That's gotta sting.
- Every time.

1278
01:02:46,561 --> 01:02:49,144
Any chance you can craft
us a way outta this?

1279
01:02:49,164 --> 01:02:50,912
(CHUCKLES)

1280
01:02:50,932 --> 01:02:52,581
Gather up the Black Badge gak.

1281
01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:55,317
Maybe we can use it to battle
Mina and the hell hounds.

1282
01:02:55,337 --> 01:02:58,006
Great band name, by the way.

1283
01:02:59,674 --> 01:03:01,256
The Cooper Pedy opal?

1284
01:03:01,276 --> 01:03:04,112
- I think it's a fake.
- Oh.

1285
01:03:04,679 --> 01:03:08,964
Oh, Elchur Minificial
Box of Containment?

1286
01:03:08,984 --> 01:03:10,432
(SIGHS) I'm not sure that it can

1287
01:03:10,452 --> 01:03:12,868
contain a rabid case
of damned dalmatians,

1288
01:03:12,888 --> 01:03:15,871
but I'll throw it on the pile.

1289
01:03:15,891 --> 01:03:17,826
Oh, Waves...

1290
01:03:19,227 --> 01:03:22,998
Your custom crocheted
cheerleading cosplay.

1291
01:03:23,765 --> 01:03:26,915
I'm sorry, baby. I know
how hard you worked on this.

1292
01:03:26,935 --> 01:03:28,717
Don't be sorry.

1293
01:03:28,737 --> 01:03:31,253
I'd still be stomping through
the Kootenay range black-eyed

1294
01:03:31,273 --> 01:03:35,377
and causing rockslides. You saved me.

1295
01:03:36,711 --> 01:03:38,546
I held you back.

1296
01:03:38,947 --> 01:03:41,916
- Thank God for that.
- No, I...

1297
01:03:42,284 --> 01:03:47,135
I've been holding you back.

1298
01:03:47,155 --> 01:03:51,359
Hey. I love our life.

1299
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,596
Yeah, but you're still an Earp.

1300
01:03:55,297 --> 01:03:57,465
Earps need adventure.

1301
01:03:58,867 --> 01:04:02,337
Jeremy thinks Black
Badge is compromised.

1302
01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:05,807
And he needs people he can trust.

1303
01:04:07,209 --> 01:04:09,678
He's currently stationed in Egypt.

1304
01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:13,361
(NERVOUS EXHALE)

1305
01:04:13,381 --> 01:04:17,385
Hey, we are golden.

1306
01:04:20,288 --> 01:04:23,692
We could marriage long
distance for a little while.

1307
01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:25,994
Really?

1308
01:04:27,829 --> 01:04:30,398
- Very little while?
- Yeah.

1309
01:04:32,467 --> 01:04:35,670
I wish I could be the
one to show you the world.

1310
01:04:39,307 --> 01:04:41,623
Tonight...

1311
01:04:41,643 --> 01:04:44,612
there's no place I'd rather be...

1312
01:04:46,114 --> 01:04:48,416
than at home...

1313
01:04:49,117 --> 01:04:50,832
With my wife.

1314
01:04:50,852 --> 01:04:52,467
# Something in our nature #

1315
01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:56,558
# Is looking for a way to survive #

1316
01:04:58,793 --> 01:05:00,575
# Maybe it's a habit #

1317
01:05:00,595 --> 01:05:04,399
# Maybe it's a good way to hide #

1318
01:05:05,534 --> 01:05:08,436
# I listen for a heartbeat #

1319
01:05:09,437 --> 01:05:12,073
# I listen for a love line #

1320
01:05:13,441 --> 01:05:16,144
# Can you hear my heart speak #

1321
01:05:17,212 --> 01:05:21,082
# This is how we bring it back to life #

1322
01:05:21,516 --> 01:05:24,052
# I listen for a heartbeat #

1323
01:05:25,387 --> 01:05:28,923
# I need to apologize #

1324
01:05:29,257 --> 01:05:32,427
# Get so caught up in the concrete #

1325
01:05:33,161 --> 01:05:36,698
# I forgot to look you in the eyes #

1326
01:05:40,302 --> 01:05:42,284
(DOC): Thanks again for your help.

1327
01:05:42,304 --> 01:05:44,586
(LAFFERTY): That's what
we do, we're Black Badge.

1328
01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:46,488
I'm more of a black hat.

1329
01:05:46,508 --> 01:05:48,757
And well, sometimes I do this.

1330
01:05:48,777 --> 01:05:50,578
(TENSE MUSIC)

1331
01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:53,195
(SCOFFS)

1332
01:05:53,215 --> 01:05:55,463
Is this 'cause I beat you at shooting?

1333
01:05:55,483 --> 01:05:57,199
That was just a game, son.

1334
01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:59,034
So what, another test?

1335
01:05:59,054 --> 01:06:00,922
Hazing the new guy?

1336
01:06:01,423 --> 01:06:03,872
Chief Chetri sent me.

1337
01:06:03,892 --> 01:06:05,907
But Jeremy has not met you

1338
01:06:05,927 --> 01:06:07,742
or your ambition.

1339
01:06:07,762 --> 01:06:11,313
Oh, I seen what you
crave, Agent Lafferty.

1340
01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:13,048
It is glory at any cost.

1341
01:06:13,068 --> 01:06:15,904
And that makes you hell-for-leather.

1342
01:06:16,404 --> 01:06:18,807
Don't do this, old man.

1343
01:06:23,278 --> 01:06:25,914
Goodbye, kid.

1344
01:06:31,353 --> 01:06:33,755
You're a hypocrite, Holliday.

1345
01:06:35,190 --> 01:06:37,272
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

1346
01:06:37,292 --> 01:06:38,927
(HAMMER CLICKS)

1347
01:06:46,568 --> 01:06:48,850
(WYNONNA): Hey, Daddy.

1348
01:06:48,870 --> 01:06:50,505
Well, I...

1349
01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:54,175
should've been here more.

1350
01:06:57,045 --> 01:07:01,015
Here lie two other Earp heirs.

1351
01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:04,886
Two people I loved enormously.

1352
01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:08,470
I had to kill them myself.

1353
01:07:08,490 --> 01:07:11,593
(NEDLEY INHALES DEEPLY)

1354
01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:14,609
My whole life has been a boatload of...

1355
01:07:14,629 --> 01:07:18,079
of mistakes and missteps.

1356
01:07:18,099 --> 01:07:19,901
And it sucks.

1357
01:07:20,368 --> 01:07:22,036
And I'm tired.

1358
01:07:23,038 --> 01:07:25,139
At least they get to rest.

1359
01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:30,492
Yeah, well, you've had
more than your share.

1360
01:07:30,512 --> 01:07:33,248
Anyone else would've blown
their brains out years ago.

1361
01:07:34,649 --> 01:07:36,951
Points for me, I guess.

1362
01:07:40,355 --> 01:07:44,759
Well, you've had to do whatever
it takes to live with it.

1363
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,875
Except admit the truth.

1364
01:07:46,895 --> 01:07:49,377
- Which is?
- That you like it.

1365
01:07:49,397 --> 01:07:54,482
The huntin', the killin', the choosing.

1366
01:07:54,502 --> 01:07:57,519
After a lifetime of being powerless

1367
01:07:57,539 --> 01:08:00,455
and on the defensive,
you love being special.

1368
01:08:00,475 --> 01:08:02,744
(GENTLE PENSIVE MUSIC)

1369
01:08:03,511 --> 01:08:05,260
What gives you the right to judge me?

1370
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,862
Oh, get real. These two sucked.

1371
01:08:07,882 --> 01:08:10,298
Your sister was a
manipulative sociopath.

1372
01:08:10,318 --> 01:08:11,766
Your father was an abusive drunk.

1373
01:08:11,786 --> 01:08:13,935
Jesus, don't sugarcoat it.

1374
01:08:13,955 --> 01:08:16,958
Your father, my boss.

1375
01:08:18,026 --> 01:08:19,794
(SIGHS)

1376
01:08:20,595 --> 01:08:23,131
Best fisherman I ever met.

1377
01:08:23,698 --> 01:08:24,879
I guess that makes it okay.

1378
01:08:24,899 --> 01:08:26,481
Here's the thing your asshole father

1379
01:08:26,501 --> 01:08:27,782
taught me about winning.

1380
01:08:27,802 --> 01:08:30,185
History doesn't remember who played fair

1381
01:08:30,205 --> 01:08:31,953
or who, who cheated.

1382
01:08:31,973 --> 01:08:34,222
Or who had the right gear,
or whether you sabotaged

1383
01:08:34,242 --> 01:08:36,177
your competitor's lines.

1384
01:08:36,878 --> 01:08:39,814
History only remembers who won.

1385
01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:45,867
You know, I, I don't know if
I can win. She's a monster.

1386
01:08:45,887 --> 01:08:48,370
And you're not just an Earp heir,

1387
01:08:48,390 --> 01:08:50,305
you're your father's daughter,

1388
01:08:50,325 --> 01:08:53,695
and he was mean son of a bitch.

1389
01:08:55,897 --> 01:08:57,699
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

1390
01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:03,518
(SIGHS) You know, sometimes it's
just about goin' where the fish are.

1391
01:09:03,538 --> 01:09:06,874
(#)

1392
01:09:12,414 --> 01:09:13,828
(CALL RINGS)

1393
01:09:13,848 --> 01:09:16,664
- (NICOLE): Hey, what's up?
- Haught, get off my sister

1394
01:09:16,684 --> 01:09:17,832
and get on MapQuest.

1395
01:09:17,852 --> 01:09:20,221
You're designating the field of play.

1396
01:09:20,655 --> 01:09:22,523
We're going to them.

1397
01:09:22,924 --> 01:09:24,672
(WAVERLY): Cutting it awfully close.

1398
01:09:24,692 --> 01:09:26,828
(WYNONNA AND NICOLE): He'll be here.

1399
01:09:28,163 --> 01:09:29,844
(NICOLE): We good?

1400
01:09:29,864 --> 01:09:31,946
(WYNONNA): She's my sister and an Earp,

1401
01:09:31,966 --> 01:09:34,249
but for Mina to send
the hounds after you...

1402
01:09:34,269 --> 01:09:35,550
Super flattering. I mean,

1403
01:09:35,570 --> 01:09:37,185
I knew you were obsessed
with me, but come on.

1404
01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:39,687
I don't have a lot of people
in my life willing to tell me

1405
01:09:39,707 --> 01:09:41,055
when I'm being a jackass.

1406
01:09:41,075 --> 01:09:44,058
Yeah well, they're
called friends, jackass.

1407
01:09:44,078 --> 01:09:46,180
(WYNONNA CHUCKLES)

1408
01:09:48,516 --> 01:09:50,685
This town's lucky to have you.

1409
01:09:51,286 --> 01:09:53,868
And Waverly is lucky to have you.

1410
01:09:53,888 --> 01:09:55,323
And I...

1411
01:09:57,625 --> 01:10:00,094
I'm gonna get you
your wedding ring back.

1412
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:01,876
Yeah.

1413
01:10:01,896 --> 01:10:04,312
Hey, enough Hallmark moments.

1414
01:10:04,332 --> 01:10:06,080
You're messing with my blood lust.

1415
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,549
(CHUCKLES)

1416
01:10:07,569 --> 01:10:09,737
(CAR RUMBLES)

1417
01:10:16,511 --> 01:10:17,826
(DOC): Did I miss the hoedown?

1418
01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:19,527
(WYNONNA): Oh, that hoe's goin' down.

1419
01:10:19,547 --> 01:10:21,996
(WAVERLY): It's not a
party 'til you get here.

1420
01:10:22,016 --> 01:10:23,198
Agent Lafferty?

1421
01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:24,766
Too personal.

1422
01:10:24,786 --> 01:10:27,101
Just felt like we should
keep it all in the family.

1423
01:10:27,121 --> 01:10:29,337
You sure you wanna draw them to us here?

1424
01:10:29,357 --> 01:10:31,272
What's our strategic advantage?

1425
01:10:31,292 --> 01:10:32,640
Call it, Sheriff.

1426
01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:34,309
Isolated locale, no civilians.

1427
01:10:34,329 --> 01:10:37,679
Got multiple vantage
points and the high ground.

1428
01:10:37,699 --> 01:10:41,416
Limited coverage for them
means maximum visibility for us.

1429
01:10:41,436 --> 01:10:43,151
We'll see the hell
hounds coming for miles.

1430
01:10:43,171 --> 01:10:45,987
And they will come.
I want you two up top,

1431
01:10:46,007 --> 01:10:47,655
out of reach. You're
what they're targeting.

1432
01:10:47,675 --> 01:10:49,357
We'll keep it kinetic.

1433
01:10:49,377 --> 01:10:51,793
Doc, you and I will work the bottom.

1434
01:10:51,813 --> 01:10:53,461
That's my specialty.

1435
01:10:53,481 --> 01:10:54,696
(HAND PATS LIGHTLY)

1436
01:10:54,716 --> 01:10:56,884
Way to keep it pervy 'til the end.

1437
01:10:57,118 --> 01:11:00,902
(GROWLING)

1438
01:11:00,922 --> 01:11:03,938
- Do you feel that?
- (WYNONNA): The hell hounds.

1439
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,640
Oh, crap.

1440
01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:08,096
(HOUNDS GROWLING)

1441
01:11:13,434 --> 01:11:16,037
(LIGHTER CLICKS)

1442
01:11:16,571 --> 01:11:19,474
- Thought you quit?
- I'll quit tomorrow.

1443
01:11:23,077 --> 01:11:25,413
(GROWLING)

1444
01:11:27,782 --> 01:11:29,851
(WAVERLY): There's so many.

1445
01:11:30,652 --> 01:11:34,255
(GUNFIRE)

1446
01:11:34,989 --> 01:11:37,425
(NICOLE): Oh, God. Things are ugly!

1447
01:11:38,126 --> 01:11:39,607
(GUNFIRE)

1448
01:11:39,627 --> 01:11:42,497
(GROWLING)

1449
01:11:52,674 --> 01:11:53,988
(DOC): They won't stay dead.

1450
01:11:54,008 --> 01:11:56,291
(WYNONNA): They will when I get Mina.

1451
01:11:56,311 --> 01:11:59,180
(GROWLING CONTINUES)

1452
01:12:04,152 --> 01:12:05,820
(GUNSHOT)

1453
01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:09,404
- Where is Mina?
- Well, she's gotta be close by.

1454
01:12:09,424 --> 01:12:11,592
(GROWLING CONTINUES)

1455
01:12:12,093 --> 01:12:13,708
Well, let's throw her a bone.

1456
01:12:13,728 --> 01:12:16,397
- Woo! What a view!
- (GUNSHOT)

1457
01:12:16,664 --> 01:12:18,246
All this space.

1458
01:12:18,266 --> 01:12:19,781
Maybe we should blow the craft room out

1459
01:12:19,801 --> 01:12:21,749
- into a super spa.
- Ooh, hers and her sinks.

1460
01:12:21,769 --> 01:12:23,918
- Maybe a sauna.
- Clawfoot tub.

1461
01:12:23,938 --> 01:12:25,587
You know I love a soak!

1462
01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:27,288
(HOUND GROWLS)

1463
01:12:27,308 --> 01:12:29,223
(TENSE MUSIC)

1464
01:12:29,243 --> 01:12:31,512
(GUNFIRE)

1465
01:12:33,581 --> 01:12:35,950
(GROWLING)

1466
01:12:40,121 --> 01:12:42,303
These dogs need obedience school.

1467
01:12:42,323 --> 01:12:46,160
Yeah, where I should be
the headmaster. Know why?

1468
01:12:47,562 --> 01:12:49,110
I have an inkling.

1469
01:12:49,130 --> 01:12:50,545
(GUNSHOT)

1470
01:12:50,565 --> 01:12:52,867
(TENDER MUSIC)

1471
01:12:53,401 --> 01:12:55,903
(TENSE MUSIC RESUMES)

1472
01:12:56,604 --> 01:12:58,639
(TENDER MUSIC)

1473
01:12:59,807 --> 01:13:02,877
(TENSE MUSIC RESUMES)

1474
01:13:04,545 --> 01:13:06,147
Hey!

1475
01:13:08,316 --> 01:13:10,798
(DOC GRUNTS)

1476
01:13:10,818 --> 01:13:13,354
(GASPS) Doc!

1477
01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:15,289
- Fuck.
- (GUNSHOT)

1478
01:13:19,627 --> 01:13:21,362
(NICOLE GRUNTS)

1479
01:13:21,596 --> 01:13:23,564
Doc! Doc.

1480
01:13:23,931 --> 01:13:27,068
(GUNFIRE, SNARLING)

1481
01:13:27,468 --> 01:13:29,937
Oh, I thought I'd lost you.

1482
01:13:31,272 --> 01:13:33,174
Not today.

1483
01:13:34,475 --> 01:13:36,624
I believe we are pooched.

1484
01:13:36,644 --> 01:13:38,913
(HORN HONKS)

1485
01:13:40,581 --> 01:13:42,216
(BOTH): Nedley.

1486
01:13:44,419 --> 01:13:45,700
(LAUGHING)

1487
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:49,604
Who takes the dogs
out? Who, who, who, who!

1488
01:13:49,624 --> 01:13:51,773
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- Attaboy, Randy.

1489
01:13:51,793 --> 01:13:56,264
Doc, stay with him. I'm gonna end this.

1490
01:13:59,033 --> 01:14:01,469
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1491
01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:04,238
Mina!

1492
01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:06,721
- Get the fuck off me!
- (GUNFIRE)

1493
01:14:06,741 --> 01:14:09,257
(GROWLING CONTINUES)

1494
01:14:09,277 --> 01:14:11,512
(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

1495
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,621
She's not coming here.

1496
01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:24,058
I need to go where the fish are.

1497
01:14:27,261 --> 01:14:29,177
Babe, you think you can
hold them off long enough so

1498
01:14:29,197 --> 01:14:31,746
- I can get to Wynonna?
- What is she doing?

1499
01:14:31,766 --> 01:14:33,567
Something stupid.

1500
01:14:35,436 --> 01:14:36,784
It's about time.

1501
01:14:36,804 --> 01:14:40,107
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

1502
01:14:41,275 --> 01:14:44,045
Ah! You mongrel!

1503
01:14:46,414 --> 01:14:48,416
Yeehaw!

1504
01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:55,670
Hey, you know, you should know,

1505
01:14:55,690 --> 01:14:57,371
I just took out Satan's labradoodles

1506
01:14:57,391 --> 01:14:59,607
- and didn't even flinch.
- (DOC LAUGHS)

1507
01:14:59,627 --> 01:15:01,576
Just drive, you old pooch!

1508
01:15:01,596 --> 01:15:04,565
(DISTANT GUNFIRE)

1509
01:15:07,869 --> 01:15:10,338
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1510
01:15:16,778 --> 01:15:19,080
You're supposed to stay high.

1511
01:15:19,781 --> 01:15:21,649
Whatcha doin', Earp?

1512
01:15:22,150 --> 01:15:24,732
Last thing Mina told me was
that she'd see me in hell,

1513
01:15:24,752 --> 01:15:26,154
so...

1514
01:15:27,221 --> 01:15:29,036
this is the part where
you tell me I'm crazy.

1515
01:15:29,056 --> 01:15:31,225
We're desperate for crazy.

1516
01:15:33,427 --> 01:15:34,642
Maybe the craziest.

1517
01:15:34,662 --> 01:15:39,433
Fentanyl's most deadly
when it's pure. On its own.

1518
01:15:40,568 --> 01:15:43,170
I hate this so bad.

1519
01:15:43,571 --> 01:15:45,373
It takes bad to end worse.

1520
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,776
- I don't want you to end.
- You don't want us to lose.

1521
01:15:50,778 --> 01:15:52,546
(NICOLE SIGHS)

1522
01:15:53,381 --> 01:15:57,318
I'm ready, Nicole. One last time.

1523
01:16:00,788 --> 01:16:02,056
(SHAKY INHALE)

1524
01:16:02,456 --> 01:16:06,160
Don't tell Waverly.
She won't understand.

1525
01:16:13,768 --> 01:16:16,637
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CRESCENDOS)

1526
01:16:23,477 --> 01:16:25,646
(PANTING)

1527
01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:33,734
This is usually my favorite part.

1528
01:16:33,754 --> 01:16:35,623
The wet entry.

1529
01:16:38,459 --> 01:16:40,094
Ah!

1530
01:16:42,563 --> 01:16:44,745
I do reckon I know that gun.

1531
01:16:44,765 --> 01:16:46,380
Are you sure you're okay?

1532
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:48,015
(ALICE CRIES)

1533
01:16:48,035 --> 01:16:50,418
Nobody looking for an
Earp will ever find her.

1534
01:16:50,438 --> 01:16:51,652
This is your home.

1535
01:16:51,672 --> 01:16:53,754
(YOUNG NEDLEY): You're all
under arrest for trespassing.

1536
01:16:53,774 --> 01:16:55,623
Look, they're claiming that
this is your third strike.

1537
01:16:55,643 --> 01:16:57,892
They're taking you upstate to
an adult correctional facility.

1538
01:16:57,912 --> 01:17:00,061
- I'm sorry, kid.
- It's not that. My bracelet.

1539
01:17:00,081 --> 01:17:02,230
Waverly's bracelet. It's
the last piece of my family

1540
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,232
that I have. It snapped off in the barn.

1541
01:17:04,252 --> 01:17:06,200
Well, you're not allowed to have

1542
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:09,203
personal effects in jail, kid. Sorry.

1543
01:17:09,223 --> 01:17:12,273
It was you. You called the cops on me.

1544
01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:14,475
I had to. I had no choice.
I mean, you were the one

1545
01:17:14,495 --> 01:17:17,845
- that ran off. I was...
- You mean I'm the one who escaped.

1546
01:17:17,865 --> 01:17:19,580
You don't wish I was less,

1547
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:20,882
you just wish you were more.

1548
01:17:20,902 --> 01:17:23,504
- (MINA SCOFFS)
- (NEDLEY): Let's go.

1549
01:17:32,847 --> 01:17:35,382
(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)

1550
01:17:44,025 --> 01:17:47,461
(WARBLED VOICE WHISPERS)

1551
01:17:53,901 --> 01:17:55,736
Gotcha, Earp.

1552
01:17:56,070 --> 01:17:57,351
(SCREECHING)

1553
01:17:57,371 --> 01:18:00,674
(MINA SCREAMING)

1554
01:18:05,179 --> 01:18:07,848
(MINA RECITING SPELL IN FRENCH)

1555
01:18:13,254 --> 01:18:15,403
(WYNONNA): Hey, studio bitchywhore.

1556
01:18:15,423 --> 01:18:17,705
(MINA): What the hell
are you doing here?

1557
01:18:17,725 --> 01:18:19,407
- I'm doing hell.
- Uh-huh.

1558
01:18:19,427 --> 01:18:22,109
I was a prisoner down here for 20 years.

1559
01:18:22,129 --> 01:18:25,479
I'm finally privy to the
power you always craved.

1560
01:18:25,499 --> 01:18:30,551
Even if it is dark as, well... hell.

1561
01:18:30,571 --> 01:18:33,020
- Fuck you.
- That's your tell, Mina.

1562
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,255
You got out.

1563
01:18:34,275 --> 01:18:36,090
You could've gone anywhere

1564
01:18:36,110 --> 01:18:39,060
but you skittered back
into your prison willingly.

1565
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:43,097
(SCOFFS) You absolute fucking gash.

1566
01:18:43,117 --> 01:18:45,066
You had me at hell-oh.

1567
01:18:45,086 --> 01:18:47,388
- (GUNSHOT BLASTS)
- Ah!

1568
01:18:48,255 --> 01:18:50,604
You deserve to be down
here, not me, you cunt.

1569
01:18:50,624 --> 01:18:53,107
Maybe. And no matter
how long I sit here,

1570
01:18:53,127 --> 01:18:55,643
I'll never cut a deal with demons.

1571
01:18:55,663 --> 01:18:57,698
- (GUNSHOT)
- Ah!

1572
01:18:58,332 --> 01:19:00,081
Peacemaker won't stop me.

1573
01:19:00,101 --> 01:19:03,517
Will for a minute. Lot
of minutes in eternity.

1574
01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:05,086
- (GUNSHOT)
- Ah!

1575
01:19:05,106 --> 01:19:07,775
You think your dogs won't stop coming?

1576
01:19:08,142 --> 01:19:09,991
I'll never stop coming.

1577
01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:11,926
- (GUNSHOT)
- Ah!

1578
01:19:11,946 --> 01:19:16,097
This is insane. You can't win!

1579
01:19:16,117 --> 01:19:19,166
No. But I can keep making you lose.

1580
01:19:19,186 --> 01:19:21,135
- (GUNSHOT)
- Ah!

1581
01:19:21,155 --> 01:19:23,304
All right. Enough.

1582
01:19:23,324 --> 01:19:26,707
I know curses, and now I'm yours.

1583
01:19:26,727 --> 01:19:27,675
- (GUNSHOT)
- Ah!

1584
01:19:27,695 --> 01:19:28,976
You came for my family,

1585
01:19:28,996 --> 01:19:30,778
- now you will never make...
- (GUNSHOT)

1586
01:19:30,798 --> 01:19:33,000
- ... your... peace!
- (GUNSHOT)

1587
01:19:34,869 --> 01:19:36,417
(THUDDING BLOWS)

1588
01:19:36,437 --> 01:19:39,640
(MINA AND WYNONNA GRUNTING)

1589
01:19:48,149 --> 01:19:51,018
(MINA): I'm faster. I'm stronger.

1590
01:19:51,952 --> 01:19:53,687
I'm meaner.

1591
01:19:54,955 --> 01:19:56,170
Is that...

1592
01:19:56,190 --> 01:19:59,040
The Elkherd Magnifico
Box of Containment.

1593
01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:02,143
Huh. You tricked me.

1594
01:20:02,163 --> 01:20:04,879
The best man I know taught me...

1595
01:20:04,899 --> 01:20:06,881
when you bluff,

1596
01:20:06,901 --> 01:20:08,382
you gotta go all in.

1597
01:20:08,402 --> 01:20:10,317
I'll trade you that jail cell

1598
01:20:10,337 --> 01:20:12,586
for the thing that makes you the heir.

1599
01:20:12,606 --> 01:20:15,289
The only thing that's
ever made you anything.

1600
01:20:15,309 --> 01:20:16,857
That was before.

1601
01:20:16,877 --> 01:20:19,046
And then my people showed up.

1602
01:20:20,281 --> 01:20:21,762
Made me everything.

1603
01:20:21,782 --> 01:20:24,084
(WHOOSHING)

1604
01:20:25,186 --> 01:20:27,535
Well, sorry girl.

1605
01:20:27,555 --> 01:20:29,003
We had a time.

1606
01:20:29,023 --> 01:20:32,660
Hey, Mina, enjoy your crab bucket.

1607
01:20:33,928 --> 01:20:35,643
(AIR WHOOSHING)

1608
01:20:35,663 --> 01:20:37,464
(MINA): No!

1609
01:20:44,705 --> 01:20:46,187
(DOC): Wynonna did it.

1610
01:20:46,207 --> 01:20:48,189
She got the big dog.

1611
01:20:48,209 --> 01:20:50,778
I'm gonna go doublecheck for strays.

1612
01:20:52,413 --> 01:20:54,428
Where is Wynonna?

1613
01:20:54,448 --> 01:20:56,684
I promised not to tell.

1614
01:20:57,318 --> 01:21:00,067
(VOICES CHANTING)

1615
01:21:00,087 --> 01:21:03,123
(WYNONNA PANTING)

1616
01:21:05,059 --> 01:21:08,462
(WYNONNA): All the demons I've
ever killed, coming for me.

1617
01:21:12,199 --> 01:21:14,215
Just have fun out there, Earp.

1618
01:21:14,235 --> 01:21:16,837
(DEMONIC VOICE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

1619
01:21:17,738 --> 01:21:22,490
But Alice, she'll be
okay. They'll be okay.

1620
01:21:22,510 --> 01:21:25,059
(DEMON): We know your thoughts.

1621
01:21:25,079 --> 01:21:27,548
(VOICES CONTINUE)

1622
01:21:31,085 --> 01:21:32,953
(NICOLE): Wynonna!

1623
01:21:34,088 --> 01:21:36,090
Wynonna!

1624
01:21:39,860 --> 01:21:42,629
(PANTING)

1625
01:21:46,767 --> 01:21:48,916
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC SWELLS)

1626
01:21:48,936 --> 01:21:52,439
(ALL PANTING)

1627
01:21:55,042 --> 01:21:56,223
Hey.

1628
01:21:56,243 --> 01:21:57,725
(PANTING)

1629
01:21:57,745 --> 01:21:59,646
Waverly Earp.

1630
01:22:01,081 --> 01:22:02,630
And her narc.

1631
01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:06,019
What, like you got a monopoly
on breaking the rules?

1632
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:09,923
- Thanks for going in my hole.
- Anytime.

1633
01:22:10,391 --> 01:22:13,127
Not anytime, but...

1634
01:22:17,164 --> 01:22:18,999
Where's Peacemaker?

1635
01:22:21,335 --> 01:22:24,037
Where she can do the most good.

1636
01:22:24,805 --> 01:22:25,953
My angel.

1637
01:22:25,973 --> 01:22:28,556
- (WAVERLY CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
- Fucking Waverly's fine.

1638
01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:31,445
Well that sounds more than fine. It...

1639
01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:33,694
it sounds delightful.

1640
01:22:33,714 --> 01:22:35,783
(CHUCKLES)

1641
01:22:37,284 --> 01:22:39,620
This wasn't on the chore wheel.

1642
01:22:43,157 --> 01:22:44,672
(WAVERLY): Agent Lafferty?

1643
01:22:44,692 --> 01:22:46,340
(NICOLE): When'd you get here?

1644
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,475
Clearly just in time.

1645
01:22:48,495 --> 01:22:50,144
What the fuck, rookie blue?

1646
01:22:50,164 --> 01:22:52,913
- Gimme the box.
- Do not give it to him.

1647
01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:55,015
No shit.

1648
01:22:55,035 --> 01:22:56,217
All right.

1649
01:22:56,237 --> 01:22:57,451
- (GUNSHOT)
- Ah!

1650
01:22:57,471 --> 01:22:59,086
- Nedley!
- Son of a...

1651
01:22:59,106 --> 01:23:01,589
- Next one's a little higher.
- So, you're Black Badge

1652
01:23:01,609 --> 01:23:03,891
but you'd commit treason? Murder?

1653
01:23:03,911 --> 01:23:06,460
I'm never getting
promoted at Black Badge.

1654
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:10,764
I failed the psych
evaluation... too many times.

1655
01:23:10,784 --> 01:23:12,066
I wonder why.

1656
01:23:12,086 --> 01:23:13,100
(GUNSHOT)

1657
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,469
- (GASPS)
- I got a better offer.

1658
01:23:15,489 --> 01:23:17,104
There's lots of, uh,

1659
01:23:17,124 --> 01:23:19,340
organizations that'll pay top dollar

1660
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:21,976
for a genuine demon and the ultimate

1661
01:23:21,996 --> 01:23:24,231
demon killing gun.

1662
01:23:24,331 --> 01:23:25,866
Come on.

1663
01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:29,516
Lafferty, or whatever your real name is,

1664
01:23:29,536 --> 01:23:32,519
I'm begging you, please, listen to me.

1665
01:23:32,539 --> 01:23:35,189
You can't take this box out
of the Ghost River Triangle.

1666
01:23:35,209 --> 01:23:37,157
Mina can never be let out of this thing.

1667
01:23:37,177 --> 01:23:39,947
My daughter's life depends on this.

1668
01:23:40,381 --> 01:23:42,115
Okay.

1669
01:23:52,426 --> 01:23:54,275
I've disabled your cars.

1670
01:23:54,295 --> 01:23:55,876
You can't follow me.

1671
01:23:55,896 --> 01:23:57,511
You can't stop me.

1672
01:23:57,531 --> 01:24:00,868
But I'm gonna let you live.

1673
01:24:01,402 --> 01:24:04,004
I'm hell-for-leather like that.

1674
01:24:04,672 --> 01:24:06,587
Somebody will stop this.

1675
01:24:06,607 --> 01:24:08,789
- (GRUNTS)
- (NICOLE): No!

1676
01:24:08,809 --> 01:24:10,724
Not you.

1677
01:24:10,744 --> 01:24:13,714
(TENSE MUSIC)

1678
01:24:24,591 --> 01:24:27,628
Thank God. A Sorrel.

1679
01:24:33,067 --> 01:24:35,202
(#)

1680
01:24:57,257 --> 01:25:00,661
(DRAMATIC WESTERN MUSIC)

1681
01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:13,140
(LAFFERTY): No fucking way.

1682
01:25:13,674 --> 01:25:17,711
I admit, I forgot about you.

1683
01:25:18,078 --> 01:25:19,460
(DOC): You're a terrible liar.

1684
01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:21,195
Had you fooled.

1685
01:25:21,215 --> 01:25:22,863
Not for a minute.

1686
01:25:22,883 --> 01:25:26,100
Go home, Holliday. To your woman.

1687
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:30,991
Cannot and I will not let
you leave with that box.

1688
01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:33,407
You're too old to stop me.

1689
01:25:33,427 --> 01:25:35,342
I'm too old not to.

1690
01:25:35,362 --> 01:25:37,144
Well, once upon a time,

1691
01:25:37,164 --> 01:25:41,014
you may have been the fastest
gunslinger in the west,

1692
01:25:41,034 --> 01:25:45,005
but that was long ago
with ancient pistols.

1693
01:25:47,107 --> 01:25:48,976
Okay.

1694
01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:50,824
You can't take us all out.

1695
01:25:50,844 --> 01:25:53,647
I know who I'm taking out first.

1696
01:25:57,818 --> 01:26:01,935
Remember, you wanted this.

1697
01:26:01,955 --> 01:26:04,024
(GUNSHOTS CRACKING)

1698
01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:06,827
(LAFFERTY GASPS)

1699
01:26:16,336 --> 01:26:18,405
Nobody wants this.

1700
01:26:19,406 --> 01:26:20,821
I should know.

1701
01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:23,857
I fought it for 172 years.

1702
01:26:23,877 --> 01:26:26,393
- (WYNONNA GASPING)
- Come on.

1703
01:26:26,413 --> 01:26:31,151
- It's Doc.
- Go. Go. Help him.

1704
01:26:35,389 --> 01:26:38,125
(PANTING)

1705
01:26:45,432 --> 01:26:49,202
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)

1706
01:26:51,638 --> 01:26:53,740
(MUSIC TURNS DARK)

1707
01:26:56,443 --> 01:26:58,979
(PANTING)

1708
01:26:59,546 --> 01:27:01,495
Doc!

1709
01:27:01,515 --> 01:27:03,483
Doc!

1710
01:27:04,017 --> 01:27:05,719
Doc.

1711
01:27:12,025 --> 01:27:13,207
Did you get 'em all?

1712
01:27:13,227 --> 01:27:15,095
Please.

1713
01:27:15,629 --> 01:27:17,764
Do you know who I am?

1714
01:27:18,732 --> 01:27:21,468
(WYNONNA BREATHES SHAKILY)

1715
01:27:25,305 --> 01:27:27,140
You're my person.

1716
01:27:32,246 --> 01:27:33,847
Keep it.

1717
01:27:34,515 --> 01:27:38,165
There's no one on Earth who
will do more to keep it safe.

1718
01:27:38,185 --> 01:27:40,153
And our Alice.

1719
01:27:40,287 --> 01:27:42,636
(PANTING)

1720
01:27:42,656 --> 01:27:44,825
You tell her...

1721
01:27:45,893 --> 01:27:49,463
- all the good stuff.
- Doc...

1722
01:27:50,430 --> 01:27:52,299
you're gonna be okay.

1723
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,968
I have been.

1724
01:27:55,402 --> 01:27:57,304
Many times.

1725
01:27:59,206 --> 01:28:01,054
More than my share.

1726
01:28:01,074 --> 01:28:03,376
(SNIFFLES)

1727
01:28:07,881 --> 01:28:09,830
Doc, we can fix this.

1728
01:28:09,850 --> 01:28:11,865
(LAUGHS)

1729
01:28:11,885 --> 01:28:14,601
You know, you really
are awful at bluffing.

1730
01:28:14,621 --> 01:28:16,990
(LAUGHS THROUGH TEARS)

1731
01:28:18,759 --> 01:28:21,428
But you're pretty
good at the rest of it.

1732
01:28:23,597 --> 01:28:25,512
All of it, really.

1733
01:28:25,532 --> 01:28:28,435
Please let me save you, Doc.

1734
01:28:28,769 --> 01:28:33,807
Oh, darling, you did.

1735
01:28:36,243 --> 01:28:37,944
Doc.

1736
01:28:40,647 --> 01:28:43,250
Wynonna Earp.

1737
01:28:52,359 --> 01:28:55,295
(SOBBING)

1738
01:28:57,598 --> 01:29:01,234
(GENTLE POIGNANT MUSIC)

1739
01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:17,484
The box, Mina...

1740
01:29:18,318 --> 01:29:19,933
and Peacemaker.

1741
01:29:19,953 --> 01:29:22,222
It's down there, too.

1742
01:29:24,725 --> 01:29:27,894
I meant it when I said
he'd protect it forever.

1743
01:29:29,730 --> 01:29:32,465
And I'm gonna stay and protect him.

1744
01:29:37,704 --> 01:29:40,473
Thanks again for flying in, Jeremy.

1745
01:29:40,907 --> 01:29:42,656
Are you kidding?

1746
01:29:42,676 --> 01:29:44,611
I would have come by canoe.

1747
01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:52,519
It was a damn good funeral
for his, uh, second funeral.

1748
01:29:54,021 --> 01:29:56,136
You're welcome to stay in Purgatory

1749
01:29:56,156 --> 01:29:58,892
at the homestead as long as you like.

1750
01:29:59,159 --> 01:30:01,775
Thank you, but uh, I don't think my back

1751
01:30:01,795 --> 01:30:04,011
can take another night
in the craft room.

1752
01:30:04,031 --> 01:30:07,000
And my liver definitely
can't take more Earpin'.

1753
01:30:13,373 --> 01:30:15,088
I get it.

1754
01:30:15,108 --> 01:30:17,510
You've got some work to do.

1755
01:30:18,011 --> 01:30:20,447
Like finding a way to fix this.

1756
01:30:21,081 --> 01:30:24,031
Yeah. Yeah, Black Badge
has a lot of unconventional

1757
01:30:24,051 --> 01:30:26,386
resources at our disposal.

1758
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:30,423
- I'll try, Wynonna.
- You'll do better than that.

1759
01:30:31,758 --> 01:30:33,526
I promise.

1760
01:30:34,161 --> 01:30:36,309
It'll help that I
hired the most ingenious

1761
01:30:36,329 --> 01:30:38,098
researcher I've ever met.

1762
01:30:38,565 --> 01:30:40,914
Do send photos of Abu Simbel.

1763
01:30:40,934 --> 01:30:43,050
Don't open any cursed tombs.

1764
01:30:43,070 --> 01:30:45,185
I'm not allowed to enjoy my weekends?

1765
01:30:45,205 --> 01:30:47,287
(WAVERLY INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)

1766
01:30:47,307 --> 01:30:49,823
Oh, try the fatteh, but
maybe not the street meat.

1767
01:30:49,843 --> 01:30:51,858
I'm still gonna be vegan in Egypt.

1768
01:30:51,878 --> 01:30:53,360
No pyramid schemes.

1769
01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:55,862
(CHUCKLES) Very funny.

1770
01:30:55,882 --> 01:30:58,331
And so lovely.

1771
01:30:58,351 --> 01:31:00,153
I'm proud of you.

1772
01:31:01,655 --> 01:31:03,423
Whoa.

1773
01:31:04,191 --> 01:31:07,808
Jeremy says the agency
is rife with corruption.

1774
01:31:07,828 --> 01:31:10,410
We need to find out who
Lafferty was working for.

1775
01:31:10,430 --> 01:31:11,812
You will,

1776
01:31:11,832 --> 01:31:14,881
because you are...

1777
01:31:14,901 --> 01:31:17,751
Waverly goddamn head cheerleader,

1778
01:31:17,771 --> 01:31:21,574
tentacle resistant Earp.

1779
01:31:21,975 --> 01:31:24,458
Don't forget Nicole Haught's wife.

1780
01:31:24,478 --> 01:31:26,246
Hmm.

1781
01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:28,782
Okay, my turn.

1782
01:31:29,316 --> 01:31:32,699
Don't be too hard on her,
but don't be too soft.

1783
01:31:32,719 --> 01:31:35,188
I'm gonna whip her into shape.

1784
01:31:37,157 --> 01:31:39,492
I'll be home for Easter.

1785
01:31:40,427 --> 01:31:41,475
I know.

1786
01:31:41,495 --> 01:31:44,544
# I'm ready now #

1787
01:31:44,564 --> 01:31:46,847
# Stand my ground #

1788
01:31:46,867 --> 01:31:50,603
# There's a fighter coming out #

1789
01:31:51,104 --> 01:31:54,441
# And I won't back down #

1790
01:31:55,542 --> 01:31:56,923
(JEREMY): Hey, let me help you.

1791
01:31:56,943 --> 01:31:58,558
Whoa, geez, Waves,

1792
01:31:58,578 --> 01:31:59,926
how many bras did you pack?

1793
01:31:59,946 --> 01:32:02,048
Hey, that's sexist!

1794
01:32:02,249 --> 01:32:03,330
Over 20.

1795
01:32:03,350 --> 01:32:05,565
Finally learning from my mistakes.

1796
01:32:05,585 --> 01:32:07,400
Bye.

1797
01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:11,391
Actually feels like I'm finally
embracing my inner Wynonna.

1798
01:32:13,026 --> 01:32:16,096
Here's to the adventure.
You've earned it.

1799
01:32:16,763 --> 01:32:21,368
Well, as long as you've got
your passport, Agent Earp.

1800
01:32:21,935 --> 01:32:23,683
(SQUEALS) I have a passport.

1801
01:32:23,703 --> 01:32:26,586
- Amazing.
- (WAVERLY GIGGLING)

1802
01:32:26,606 --> 01:32:28,408
Thanks for staying.

1803
01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:29,923
Yeah, I want to.

1804
01:32:29,943 --> 01:32:31,324
(HORN HONKS)

1805
01:32:31,344 --> 01:32:33,313
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1806
01:32:35,081 --> 01:32:37,664
# I'm ready now #

1807
01:32:37,684 --> 01:32:40,100
# To stand my ground #

1808
01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:42,869
# No more hiding who I am #

1809
01:32:42,889 --> 01:32:46,259
# I'm not running again #

1810
01:32:47,661 --> 01:32:50,010
# I won't back down #

1811
01:32:50,030 --> 01:32:53,299
# I won't back down #

1812
01:32:57,204 --> 01:33:02,742
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh #

1813
01:33:03,643 --> 01:33:06,446
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh #

1814
01:33:08,782 --> 01:33:10,297
Does anybody have a rake or something?

1815
01:33:10,317 --> 01:33:12,098
I've got one hell of an itch.

1816
01:33:12,118 --> 01:33:14,167
Oh, boo-hoo, we get it. You love casts.

1817
01:33:14,187 --> 01:33:15,769
You gonna let her talk to me like that?

1818
01:33:15,789 --> 01:33:18,705
Okay, we're gonna get her
trained in citizen relations.

1819
01:33:18,725 --> 01:33:21,194
- Good luck.
- After we deputize her.

1820
01:33:21,528 --> 01:33:25,078
I can't believe I'm a cop.
Are we sure I left hell?

1821
01:33:25,098 --> 01:33:27,914
It gets worse. I hear your
boss is a real hard-ass.

1822
01:33:27,934 --> 01:33:30,817
Hey. Don't make me tear
down that fishing hut.

1823
01:33:30,837 --> 01:33:33,620
(WOLF HOWLS IN DISTANCE)

1824
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:35,775
Fishing's over for the year.

1825
01:33:37,010 --> 01:33:39,025
But huntin' season's about to begin.

1826
01:33:39,045 --> 01:33:41,928
You guys still haven't found
that sexy werewolf, huh?

1827
01:33:41,948 --> 01:33:45,218
Well, we didn't know how sexy it is.

1828
01:33:45,418 --> 01:33:46,633
Nicole, come on.

1829
01:33:46,653 --> 01:33:49,689
And it's Sheriff Haught.

1830
01:33:51,358 --> 01:33:53,126
Okay...

1831
01:33:54,761 --> 01:33:59,299
I'm Deputy Earp reporting for duty.

1832
01:34:00,834 --> 01:34:02,215
You said duty.

1833
01:34:02,235 --> 01:34:04,517
Keep it professional,
Sheriff. We're on the clock.

1834
01:34:04,537 --> 01:34:06,706
(NEDLEY CHUCKLES)

1835
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:09,509
This a war on top buttons?

1836
01:34:09,876 --> 01:34:11,744
Let's get to work.

1837
01:34:15,081 --> 01:34:18,351
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDING)

1838
01:34:34,734 --> 01:34:38,586
(LIGHT ROCK MUSIC)

1839
01:34:38,606 --> 01:34:43,806
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