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This programme contains violence and
very strong language

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

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(MUSIC CONTINUES

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(PURPOSEFUL MUSIC)

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(TINKLING)

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(CREEPY MUSIC BUILDS)

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Did someone order the spicy tuna?

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Mercedes, how many times
I gotta tell you?

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Hush. You'll scare the trout.

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As long as you're not telling
anybody that we're hanging out,
Randy.

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What choice do I have?

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When it comes to Purgatory
friendships, it's -

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Slim pickings at the fishing hut.

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A jiggler? What is this,
trawling for noobs?

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(UNZIPS BAG)

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(HUMS PLAYFULLY)

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Shortbread martini?

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- Oh!
- D'you add my nutmeg twist?

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Please!

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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

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(JINGLING, LINE PEELING OFF SPOOL)

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OK, they're bitin'.

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(BELL RINGING)

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(SPOOL CLICKING RAPIDLY)

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Oh, they're really biting!
(BELLS RINGING)

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(CLICKING AND TINKLING)

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(BELLS ALL JINGLING)

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What did you do,
bait the lines with crack?

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Sheesh, boys, buy me dinner first.

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(DEEP CRACKING AND RUMBLING)

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Do you think we can make it
- to the cars?
- We gotta hoof it.

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Good thing I always dress
for cardio.

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(CRACKING AND RUMBLING)

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Nedley?

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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Sheriff Nedley?

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Randy?
Maybe a little.

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Hell was cold and dark and...

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I've been on my own for years.

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(SNARL)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Look, Loch Mess.

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I don't know what you are -
(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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Not here for you.

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(SCREAMS)

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(GROANS)

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But just to be sure,
this is the Ghost River Triangle

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where bad things happen
to good people?

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Hey. Bad Thing. Get away from her.

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Sure, Grandpa.

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Though isn't she a little bit young
for you?

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Not that young!

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Way to kick a girl when she's down.

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She's the second-best angler I know.
(COCKS RIFLE)

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And she's my friend.

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(CRIES OUT)

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(WHIMPERING)

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Look, I'm not picky.

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I only need one of you
to bring me the heir.

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The Earp heir? (GASPING)

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Wynonna.

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Hey, snow snatch!

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Not him. You want Earp?

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I've been her ride-or-die
since high school.

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But guess what?
Wynonna doesn't live here anymore.

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Oh, I know. But she'll be back.

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Once I bait the hook.

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Eenie, meenie, miney...

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...ho.

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(GRUNTS)

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Not the face.
It's been through so much.

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(NERVOUS LAUGH)

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And I wish I could see the look on
yours when Wynonna Earp kicks
your icy ass!

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(SCREAMS)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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(STEADY, HEAVY BEAT)

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(DRUM RHYTHMS)

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♪ Tell that devil to take you back,
take you back, take you back

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♪ My heart went from red to black,
red to black, red to black

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♪ Came up from that lake of fire,
lake of fire, lake of fire

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♪ Only had that one desire,
one desire, one desire

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♪ Got a mouth full of gasoline

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♪ Don't you bring your mind in me...

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Gentlemen, which one of you's gonna
flush my back door?

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Oww! I didn't even get to cheat yet!

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♪ Tell that devil...

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(GROANS) You hit like a girl.
Hard and with perfect form.

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What kind of idiot thinks she can
scam Paco Daisy in his own casino?

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The kind that doesn't carry an ID.

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Though you are one chips and guac
away from a free chalupa.

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Asshole! That's na-chos to take!

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Hey.
What's with the Wyatt Earp swag?

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Right! The famous lawman.

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Old West shoot-out in the OK Corral

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right here in Tombstone? Guys,
he's a big deal round these parts!

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White folks do love
their violent heroes.

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When they're feeling patriotic,
they spend more at the buffet.

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(EXHALES) Wyatt Earp?

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Just another apocryphal coloniser

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who got a revisionist history,
thanks to his big gun.

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I apologise, Chayton. I assumed
you were just the muscle.

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Got my PhD at Brown.
19th-century Americana.

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Your big words are being wasted
here.

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You wanna jet?
Chayton!

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Sorry, boss.

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Urgh! OK. I'll admit that one hurt.
That one smart.

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I can't take a beating
like when I was 27.

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Might as well give it up, girlie.
Your partner already spilled.

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Partner?

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Doc! What have they done to you?

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Turned me into a video game.

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When this is over, I promise you
mouth-to-south resuscitation.

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Oh, you really don't want this
to be over.

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What was your angle here, hm?
Grease my dealer?

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Have Moustache Boy count cards?

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I'm awfully flattered
to be addressed as "Boy",

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considering my advanced age.

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Get this. Blue Eyes thinks
he's Doc Holliday.

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Wyatt Earp's "buddy"? (SCOFFS)

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You know, I don't love your tone.

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Oh.

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Doc Holliday. The greatest
gunslinger who ever lived?

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Top 20 for sure.
I beg your pardon?

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We would have got away with
robbing you fools blind

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if Wynonna could learn to bluff.

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Well, at least I brought a weapon!

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Hey.
(RIP)

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Ah-ah-ah!

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It was in her Spanx!
Go start digging a hole.

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OK. Don't cheese your beans.
Peacemaker only kills demons.

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Lights up when you point it at one.
Well, lights up for ME.

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And me!

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You cheatin' hussy!
(THROWS DOWN GUN)

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(GROWLS)

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I think I found the boss's tell!
Paco... is a demon.

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(SIGHS)
We're never gonna get that chalupa.

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Stop by the cafe, Sheriff.
We just put a fresh pot on for you!

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What, both of you? Just when
I needed it. Thank you, Chrissy!

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Hi, Natalie! Go Blue Devils!

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Hey, Nicole! Looking good!
Hey, Kyle! Back at you!

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How's your brother?

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I got those tulips you ordered.
Oh, Freddie!

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Thank you so much! I will be
by the shop later, OK?

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Well, well, well.

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Ma'am, you, uh, you can't park here.

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I'm waiting for my wife.
She's like a big deal in this town.

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You trying to nepo-baby your way
out of a $30 ticket?

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I'm also hoping to get frisked.
Oh, really?

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Mrs Waverly Earp.
Mrs Nicole Haught.

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Ahem. Public disgays of affection?

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Kind of unprofessional.
BOTH: Hi, Bunny.

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So, girls. Randy Nedley didn't show
up for samba karate this morning.

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Anyhoo, I gotta fly.
I gotta go ice my dojo.

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That Sensei Rick is very thorough...
Bye-bye.

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(BOTH GIGGLE)

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- Wow.
- I kinda miss when she was
too homophobic to overshare.

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- So what are you thinking?
- That
my mentor, the Sheriff Emeritus,

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Mr Randy Nedley, often has
one too many Beer Tap Blues

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while out on his highly illegal
fishing hut,

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which I have to pretend
I don't know anything about.

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Still, do you fancy a drive to the
edge of the Ghost River Triangle?

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Mm. I thought you'd never ask.

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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, also...

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...I picked up the mail.

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Ooh! Yay, a new postcard
from Wynonna! Oh, my god.

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It's so funny to think about your
sister acting all touristy

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at the place where your ancestor
made his mark.

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Sounds like she's in a good place.

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(GROANS)

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What now, Earp?
Same as always.

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Just have fun out there!

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(SNARLS) Earp?
That's right, Pork Chop.

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Wynonna Earp - crazy chick
with the demon-killing gun.

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(ROARS)

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(GROANS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Doc!

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(GROANS)

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This was our play - get caught
so you'd bring us to the one room

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we couldn't breach... Your vault.

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- You Earp slut!
- Ha. There's that
high tone 'tude they love in Hell.

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Which is where
I'm about to send YOU.

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(ROARS)
(GUNSHOT)(GROANS)

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Er, may I?
I'd rather... you didn't.

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(GROANS, GASPS IN PAIN)

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Hi.

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Hello.

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You like that?

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It is always a treat
watching you do what you do best.

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There's one more thing
I'm pretty good at.

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Need I remind you that we are here
to crack a safe?

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You need pants for that?
I do not.

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♪ Faster, take it over

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♪ Getting bigger, coming closer

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♪ It's the sound of a banging drum

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♪ Taking you by surprise,
it's gonna be wild

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♪ It's gonna be big time

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♪ It's gonna be... ♪

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Nedley?

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Mercedes'?

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Sheriff Randy Nedley!

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Two whole years, running cons
out a back of a suitcase.

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Mm-hm, but every dollar we steal...
Borrow.

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...brings us one step closer
to getting our own farm.

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A place to settle down.

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To bring Alice home from
Aunt Gus's place in Montana.

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Alright, enough math.
Let's hit the blackjack tables.

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That also requires math.
(FLICKS THROUGH NOTES)

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Make this wad into a bigger wad.

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The way YOU play, darlin',
which is good and roostered,

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our wads only get smaller.
You love me roostered.

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I love you full stop.

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Then why are you being such a wad?

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We spent some of this
on things you wanted.

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I don't remember wanting to lose
ten grand at the tables last month.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm tired.
And boring.

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Oh, come on, Doc. I didn't...
You're not...

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I didn't mean...

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You're not... You're not, obviously.

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I believe I shall take some air.

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Why don't you come stay and
take the Earp heir? Again.

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I just need to clear my head.

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Will it be hours or days this time?

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Don't wait up.

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I never do.

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(DOOR SHUTS)

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(POIGNANT MUSIC)

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Nedley?

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(EERIE MUSIC)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS)

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Nedley!

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I was too slow, Mercedes.

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Hey. Hey. You're hurt
but you're alive, OK?

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Stay still.
Waited... Waited for you.

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(SOFT CHUCKLE)

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I knew you'd come.
OK. Sssh.

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(FAINT RINGING TONE)
'911. What's your emergency?'

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We need paramedics on Route 72.
We're over the Ghost River Triangle.

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'We're on our way.'
Hey, I found Nedley!

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He was attacked by a bear!

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It wasn't a bear.

246
00:16:50,165 --> 00:16:52,205
(ROCK MUSIC RINGTONE)

247
00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:58,324
Baby girl. Did you get my postcard?

248
00:16:58,325 --> 00:17:01,284
What do you mean, dead?

249
00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:02,845
What do you mean, Earp?

250
00:17:08,925 --> 00:17:10,844
(GRUNTS)

251
00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:13,805
OK. Come on, cowboy, pick up.

252
00:17:14,805 --> 00:17:16,365
(GROANS)

253
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,805
I'll do it the old-fashioned way.

254
00:17:27,605 --> 00:17:29,484
(GRUNTS AND BREATHES HEAVILY)

255
00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:31,725
(GRUNTS)

256
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,405
(HEAVY ROCK MUSIC)

257
00:17:42,085 --> 00:17:43,725
(EXHALES) Here I come.

258
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:52,564
♪ I've got a fever
running at a hundred degrees

259
00:17:52,565 --> 00:17:58,524
♪ I am a real king,
gather round and follow my lead

260
00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:04,685
♪ I'm like a dust storm
going down in history...

261
00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:10,965
♪ Just wait and see
Now come and mess with me

262
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:17,085
♪ You just wait, wait and see

263
00:18:20,485 --> 00:18:23,165
♪ Now come and mess with me ♪

264
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:27,684
(GROANS)

265
00:18:27,685 --> 00:18:29,005
(PAINED GROAN)

266
00:18:30,445 --> 00:18:31,485
(SIGHS)

267
00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:39,365
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

268
00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:46,444
(GUNS CLICK, WYNONNA GASPS)

269
00:18:46,445 --> 00:18:47,844
Metal ear muff'd hello?

270
00:18:47,845 --> 00:18:50,044
I-I was just hoping for a hug.

271
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,085
You bring donuts?
I didn't even bring a bra.

272
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,684
(SQUEALS)

273
00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:58,804
Baby girl. Baby girl's woman.

274
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:02,484
We weren't expecting you so soon.
I drove the Pacomobile all night.

275
00:19:02,485 --> 00:19:06,885
- Welcome home, Wynonna!
- Oh, I still
use these ribs on the regular!

276
00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:12,485
My hero. The champion.
"Fucking Wynonna" is fine.

277
00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:19,204
Whoaaa!

278
00:19:19,205 --> 00:19:22,524
So... You moved the kitchen!

279
00:19:22,525 --> 00:19:26,004
It's smart!
Turned my bedroom into a craft room?

280
00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:29,324
Dumb! But since you're renovating,
I'd also redo the stairs.

281
00:19:29,325 --> 00:19:31,484
Yeah!
Shut your mouth!

282
00:19:31,485 --> 00:19:34,885
When did Karen from
Planet Hobby Lobby move in?

283
00:19:36,645 --> 00:19:39,564
Is that a homophobic typo?
Oh, that's why we got it free.

284
00:19:39,565 --> 00:19:42,364
Reclaimed phrase, reclaimed wood.

285
00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:45,765
Speaking of reclaimed wood,
where's Doc?

286
00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:48,765
Where's all my stuff?

287
00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:53,484
Do you mean your weed?

288
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,404
No.

289
00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:57,124
We donated it to the orphanage.
(LAUGHS)

290
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,444
Those kids are gonna get fucked up.
(LAUGHS)

291
00:19:59,445 --> 00:20:01,044
Look at all this stuff.

292
00:20:01,045 --> 00:20:04,764
More BBD gak, enough googly eyes
to choke an unlicensed daycare,

293
00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:06,405
an honest-to-fucking loom!

294
00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:10,044
Jesus, Haught, you should be keeping
my sister busier.

295
00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:12,684
Oh, we maintain a robust schedule.

296
00:20:12,685 --> 00:20:14,724
Yeah, I see that
on your chore wheel.

297
00:20:14,725 --> 00:20:17,044
Hey, it's your turn to clean
the baseboards,

298
00:20:17,045 --> 00:20:19,245
whatever that means in gay.
Huh...

299
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,965
Let me guess. Box of condoms.
Uh-uh-uh.

300
00:20:24,485 --> 00:20:28,885
That is the Elchur-Minifical
Box of Containment!

301
00:20:32,285 --> 00:20:35,164
I can barely contain how jazzed
I am that my box

302
00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:37,005
has to sleep in the barn...

303
00:20:38,285 --> 00:20:41,405
...after Mercedes' wake.

304
00:20:44,005 --> 00:20:45,364
How bad was it?

305
00:20:45,365 --> 00:20:48,804
Uh, let's just say there's not gonna
be an open casket.

306
00:20:48,805 --> 00:20:51,924
So, demons.
We don't know that.

307
00:20:51,925 --> 00:20:54,804
Nicole, what was left of Mercedes'
bits was used

308
00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:57,084
to spell out our last name.

309
00:20:57,085 --> 00:21:00,444
So unless some enterprising coyote
has taught themselves how to read,

310
00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:03,444
then we need the Earp heir home.

311
00:21:03,445 --> 00:21:06,245
Even if it's a trap?
Especially if it's a trap.

312
00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:09,964
You both have five minutes
to get funeral fabulous.

313
00:21:09,965 --> 00:21:11,764
Meet you by the demon limo.

314
00:21:11,765 --> 00:21:15,645
(LAUGHS) The thing that did this
is fucked.

315
00:21:17,605 --> 00:21:18,685
What?

316
00:21:19,965 --> 00:21:23,164
I wish you would've talked to me
before you called her.

317
00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:27,525
I don't need my wife's permission
to call my sister.

318
00:21:28,605 --> 00:21:32,044
No...
What are you gonna wear?

319
00:21:32,045 --> 00:21:36,005
I brought you two coffees.
With extra coffee.

320
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,365
Truce?

321
00:21:42,005 --> 00:21:44,404
Wynonna?

322
00:21:44,405 --> 00:21:47,165
(OMINOUS MUSIC)

323
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,924
Oh, I will be.

324
00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:00,485
And you misspelled "trouble".

325
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,324
(CHATTER AMD MUSIC)

326
00:22:09,325 --> 00:22:13,644
- Hey, this is mid!
- Almost forgot
about the Purgatory side-eye.

327
00:22:13,645 --> 00:22:17,044
And Mercedes Gardiner was more
midriff than mid.

328
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,884
She would want this to be
a real panty-dropper.

329
00:22:19,885 --> 00:22:21,684
(CLICKS FINGERS) Mwah!

330
00:22:21,685 --> 00:22:24,804
Ooh, hi, baby!
- Hi!
- Let's get a drink.

331
00:22:24,805 --> 00:22:27,004
You mean another drink?
Hey!

332
00:22:27,005 --> 00:22:31,204
We spent hours trying to figure out
what did this.

333
00:22:31,205 --> 00:22:34,484
And what flavour Pop Tarts
goes best with a gin.

334
00:22:34,485 --> 00:22:38,205
It's frosted strawberry.
(PHONE TRILLS)

335
00:22:39,245 --> 00:22:41,924
You know what? We had a lot of
catching-up to do,

336
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:44,724
so we caught up with the catching.

337
00:22:44,725 --> 00:22:47,924
Ah, yeah. You do you.

338
00:22:47,925 --> 00:22:50,605
Be right back.
Baby!

339
00:22:52,645 --> 00:22:57,204
Is it just me, or did your wife
get more uptight?

340
00:22:57,205 --> 00:23:01,684
The town is finally thriving. She
just doesn't want things to like...

341
00:23:01,685 --> 00:23:03,844
Because everyone here hates me?

342
00:23:03,845 --> 00:23:05,524
Not the people that matter.

343
00:23:05,525 --> 00:23:07,884
I did a helluva lot for these
numpties.

344
00:23:07,885 --> 00:23:13,444
(ALOUD) I kept you safe from de -
Deez nuts! Father Bertucci!

345
00:23:13,445 --> 00:23:17,445
My sweet child. Wynonna.

346
00:23:20,285 --> 00:23:23,244
You piss in one font...
You did the best you could.

347
00:23:23,245 --> 00:23:24,604
Whatever.

348
00:23:24,605 --> 00:23:27,605
I'm here for her.
She died with her boots on.

349
00:23:28,485 --> 00:23:31,124
Those things are hideous.
Even the bear wouldn't touch them.

350
00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:34,564
Throttle down, Jasmine.
The body's not even cold.

351
00:23:34,565 --> 00:23:36,204
The body's in several pieces.

352
00:23:36,205 --> 00:23:40,644
Yeah, you know what that tells me?
She fought like fuck.

353
00:23:40,645 --> 00:23:44,164
Mercedes went down swinging.
What a crazy, awesome bitch.

354
00:23:44,165 --> 00:23:47,244
Mercedes thought she was
such hot shit since high school!

355
00:23:47,245 --> 00:23:50,524
Yeah, takes shit to know shit.
Are you saying you're shit?

356
00:23:50,525 --> 00:23:52,084
Don't twist her words!

357
00:23:52,085 --> 00:23:54,084
I wasn't there for much of
high school.

358
00:23:54,085 --> 00:23:56,524
I left to major in Jello shots
and juvie.

359
00:23:56,525 --> 00:23:59,204
Got exiled to the Hanly Home
for Girls first.

360
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,124
We got up to some wild there,
eh, Wynonna?

361
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:05,004
I minored in childhood trauma,
Sheree. It's all a bit hazy.

362
00:24:05,005 --> 00:24:08,205
The three of us and Penny Kessley.

363
00:24:09,445 --> 00:24:12,364
We were kinda mean to you.
It was a long time ago.

364
00:24:12,365 --> 00:24:16,204
Where is Penny?
Ah, probably couldn't get a sitter.

365
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,524
Her kid's dad is being such a tool.

366
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:21,404
Wynonna's got a great system
for dealing with bad dads.

367
00:24:21,405 --> 00:24:23,924
Claim it was demons
and shoot them in the back.

368
00:24:23,925 --> 00:24:26,164
Oh... After you.

369
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,965
Now someone's 'bout to get punched
in the front.'Sup?

370
00:24:30,165 --> 00:24:35,324
- So, Wynonna's home.
- Oh, yeah. She
always knew how to make an entrance.

371
00:24:35,325 --> 00:24:37,724
Oh, you sound jealous.

372
00:24:37,725 --> 00:24:41,964
Well, come on, she's wild, I'm mild.
It works.

373
00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:45,725
Yeah. Friendships are like that.

374
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:51,165
Mercedes could barely keep up with
this rizz.

375
00:24:51,845 --> 00:24:53,404
I-I got your text.

376
00:24:53,405 --> 00:24:57,764
Though I don't really understand
what pineapple-pineapple-robot emoji
means.

377
00:24:57,765 --> 00:25:03,085
Well, it means I got a broken wing,
and I don't text good.

378
00:25:04,725 --> 00:25:08,525
I'm just glad you're OK.
I don't feel OK.

379
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,204
I don't remember much, including
what the perp looked like,

380
00:25:12,205 --> 00:25:14,804
so don't bother asking me.
Are you kidding?

381
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,644
It's a miracle you're even upright!

382
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:19,004
They gave you enough drugs
to knock out Iowa.

383
00:25:19,005 --> 00:25:21,924
Mm-hm. Opiates don't work on me
anymore.

384
00:25:21,925 --> 00:25:24,205
I've passed 17 kidney stones
in four years.

385
00:25:26,685 --> 00:25:30,725
It's chilly out.
It's a cold front rolling in.

386
00:25:32,325 --> 00:25:34,764
There's rum punch,
and they got the game on.

387
00:25:34,765 --> 00:25:39,164
Can't quite bring myself
to go in there.

388
00:25:39,165 --> 00:25:43,645
Hey. None of this is your fault.

389
00:25:45,485 --> 00:25:48,404
20 years ago, I would've got to
the truck faster.

390
00:25:48,405 --> 00:25:51,164
I would've had that shotgun
in the hut with me!

391
00:25:51,165 --> 00:25:54,404
Younger me might have saved her.

392
00:25:54,405 --> 00:25:58,244
Yeah, well, a younger you wouldn't
have been friends with the likes
of Mercedes.

393
00:25:58,245 --> 00:26:00,245
That counts.

394
00:26:04,645 --> 00:26:08,085
Nicole, Purgatory hasn't lost anyone
for a long time in this way.

395
00:26:11,885 --> 00:26:13,684
I got it covered. Alright?

396
00:26:13,685 --> 00:26:16,084
I've been telling everyone
it was an animal attack.

397
00:26:16,085 --> 00:26:19,724
Ah, careful.
Careful, Sheriff Haught.

398
00:26:19,725 --> 00:26:24,484
I lied to everybody for 30 years
about what goes on around here.

399
00:26:24,485 --> 00:26:26,605
To keep them safe.

400
00:26:28,525 --> 00:26:30,725
I was scared!

401
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:33,764
Don't be like me.

402
00:26:33,765 --> 00:26:37,724
Don't confuse protecting people
with deciding for 'em.

403
00:26:37,725 --> 00:26:40,964
This is just a... It's a blip.

404
00:26:40,965 --> 00:26:43,244
Whatever happens next,
I can handle it.

405
00:26:43,245 --> 00:26:44,964
(DOOR BURSTS OPEN, SHOUTING)

406
00:26:44,965 --> 00:26:47,844
Numpty!
(GLASS SMASHES)

407
00:26:47,845 --> 00:26:51,484
You better start with
the sinner sisters.

408
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:55,085
(GENERAL GRUNTS AND GROANS)
Get her, sis!

409
00:26:56,885 --> 00:26:58,324
Wasn't me!

410
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,404
Keep my sister's name out of
your viper mouth!

411
00:27:00,405 --> 00:27:02,804
She went from Pop Tarts
to poppin' tarts.

412
00:27:02,805 --> 00:27:04,764
OK, that is enough!

413
00:27:04,765 --> 00:27:09,484
I can take the littlest lesbian!
She's bisexual, you muppet!

414
00:27:09,485 --> 00:27:11,204
I actually identify as pansexual
now.

415
00:27:11,205 --> 00:27:14,604
Aw, baby girl, your journey!
God, you stupid Earps!

416
00:27:14,605 --> 00:27:18,204
You both are going home right now!
I'm calling you a cab!

417
00:27:18,205 --> 00:27:21,324
- Shotgun!
- Hey, no way!
I get car sick in the back!

418
00:27:21,325 --> 00:27:23,604
Oh, but don't worry,
I'm gonna be up all night

419
00:27:23,605 --> 00:27:28,484
filing a report on why there was
a battle royale at a wake.

420
00:27:28,485 --> 00:27:33,124
Just as Mercedes would have wanted.
Duhh!

421
00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:36,564
Your mum's mad, dude.
No way, she loves paperwork.

422
00:27:36,565 --> 00:27:38,844
And I love her!

423
00:27:38,845 --> 00:27:41,604
Maaargh!
OK. Get out!

424
00:27:41,605 --> 00:27:43,805
(LAUGHING)

425
00:27:45,525 --> 00:27:50,205
Don't worry, everybody.
It's all uphill from here. Whoa!

426
00:27:52,085 --> 00:27:54,525
(UNSETTLING MUSIC)

427
00:28:04,285 --> 00:28:07,124
(CLEARS THROAT)
Oh, I'm...

428
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:12,325
Working after hours,
all by your lonesome.

429
00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:14,924
That's Nedley's lucky bandana.

430
00:28:14,925 --> 00:28:18,045
He certainly was luckier than, uh...

431
00:28:19,245 --> 00:28:21,685
Mercedes.

432
00:28:23,365 --> 00:28:26,324
Hands up! Now!
Or what?

433
00:28:26,325 --> 00:28:28,084
Or I blow them off your wrists.

434
00:28:28,085 --> 00:28:29,764
(SNARLING)

435
00:28:29,765 --> 00:28:30,804
(ROARS)

436
00:28:30,805 --> 00:28:32,405
(GROANS)

437
00:28:37,245 --> 00:28:39,164
I'm Sheriff of Purgatory.

438
00:28:39,165 --> 00:28:41,964
Well, you're a lot more than that,
Nicole Haught.

439
00:28:41,965 --> 00:28:45,484
You're Wynonna Earp's best friend.

440
00:28:45,485 --> 00:28:48,685
(GUNSHOT)
(GRUNTS)

441
00:28:50,845 --> 00:28:53,605
(GROANS)

442
00:28:57,085 --> 00:28:59,325
(EXHALES)

443
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:02,924
What do you want with Wynonna?

444
00:29:02,925 --> 00:29:07,404
Revenge, payback,
the whole... Moby Dick.

445
00:29:07,405 --> 00:29:11,684
Well, you seem like a dick.
OK, OK, we can trade quips later.

446
00:29:11,685 --> 00:29:15,604
Right now, I need the first of three
precious things from you.

447
00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:17,245
Number one, your wedding ring.

448
00:29:21,405 --> 00:29:23,005
Over my dead body.

449
00:29:24,845 --> 00:29:29,205
Get out... of my head.

450
00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,324
(SQUELCHING)

451
00:29:35,325 --> 00:29:36,965
(GASPS)

452
00:29:39,365 --> 00:29:41,124
(GROANS AND GASPS)

453
00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:43,085
(MENACING LAUGH)

454
00:29:46,645 --> 00:29:48,404
Aww!

455
00:29:48,405 --> 00:29:49,645
(GROANS)

456
00:29:50,685 --> 00:29:55,405
What do you want?
Doesn't anyone listen around here?

457
00:29:56,245 --> 00:29:57,325
(GROANS)

458
00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:02,244
(PAINED GROAN)
Your... ring.

459
00:30:02,245 --> 00:30:04,884
And... revenge.

460
00:30:04,885 --> 00:30:08,764
(SNAP)
(SCREAMS IN AGONY)

461
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,885
(MOCKING LAUGH)
(GUNFIRE)

462
00:30:12,285 --> 00:30:13,885
(GASPS)

463
00:30:17,445 --> 00:30:20,044
Revenge is overrated. I should know.

464
00:30:20,045 --> 00:30:23,245
Doc.
(GROANS)

465
00:30:24,725 --> 00:30:26,365
And that's my cue.

466
00:30:28,085 --> 00:30:31,364
Next stop, Wynonna's teen trauma.

467
00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:34,805
Hugs and kisses to Dawson's Freak!

468
00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:37,005
(THUMPING ON DOOR)

469
00:30:41,565 --> 00:30:43,204
(GROANS)
That was confusin'.

470
00:30:43,205 --> 00:30:46,405
And painful. (GROANS)

471
00:30:47,405 --> 00:30:50,924
I saw the light on, and I knew
the best lawman that Purgatory's
ever known

472
00:30:50,925 --> 00:30:53,124
was burning the midnight candle.

473
00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:55,524
Or fighting a particularly
comely demon.

474
00:30:55,525 --> 00:30:58,084
No, it was either her
or the Earp Sisters.

475
00:30:58,085 --> 00:31:01,924
They're also on my shit list.
So, business as usual.

476
00:31:01,925 --> 00:31:04,925
This one feels personal.

477
00:31:05,845 --> 00:31:08,245
(TENSE MUSIC)

478
00:31:11,445 --> 00:31:14,084
(GRUNTS) I haven't been that drunk
in ages.

479
00:31:14,085 --> 00:31:18,405
It was long overdue.
Like a lot of things.

480
00:31:19,725 --> 00:31:23,404
But these blankets smell like horse.
When's the last me you washed 'em?

481
00:31:23,405 --> 00:31:27,084
I'm pretty sure that's your old
leather jacket. More whisky?

482
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,084
No, I'm good.

483
00:31:29,085 --> 00:31:31,965
But you're better bad.
Mm, bad influence.

484
00:31:33,965 --> 00:31:35,284
Nicole'll be fine.

485
00:31:35,285 --> 00:31:39,524
Oh, kinda thought she'd be
more jazzed to see me.

486
00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:43,484
Wynonna Earp, feelin' guilty
and turning down hooch?

487
00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,325
Doc's got you tamed.

488
00:31:46,725 --> 00:31:50,524
If anything, Doc thinks I'm a lot.

489
00:31:50,525 --> 00:31:53,605
There's no way.
I don't know.

490
00:31:54,645 --> 00:31:56,605
He keeps disappearing for hours
at a time.

491
00:31:58,245 --> 00:32:00,244
I mean, we're still the best.
We're still the best

492
00:32:00,245 --> 00:32:03,084
when we're fighting or fucking.

493
00:32:03,085 --> 00:32:04,444
Roger that.

494
00:32:04,445 --> 00:32:08,244
But when we have to stop running
and talk...

495
00:32:08,245 --> 00:32:10,885
It's just never been
our strong suit.

496
00:32:12,405 --> 00:32:17,924
We're saving up to buy a place.
Alice is five... now.

497
00:32:17,925 --> 00:32:20,324
A little kid could use a mum.

498
00:32:20,325 --> 00:32:25,405
But she has one - Aunt Gus.
You deserve to be happy, Wynonna.

499
00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:30,044
I AM happy,
knowing my daughter is safe.

500
00:32:30,045 --> 00:32:33,884
I can't even keep my baby sister
from getting jumped by some
group-home skanks.

501
00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:36,564
How would Doc and I protect a kid?

502
00:32:36,565 --> 00:32:38,365
With your whole heart.

503
00:32:39,845 --> 00:32:41,805
You have to tell your person
how you feel.

504
00:32:42,645 --> 00:32:48,045
You first.
What? What is that supposed to mean?

505
00:32:50,485 --> 00:32:54,284
You've been working police
dispatch... Yes.

506
00:32:54,285 --> 00:32:58,644
And Chrissy's coffee bar,
volunteering at the old folks home.

507
00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,044
With the occasional shift
at the cat cafe.

508
00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:03,084
Though tending pussies
is more of a hobby.

509
00:33:03,085 --> 00:33:06,044
Don't change the subject with
a hilarious joke. That's my move.

510
00:33:06,045 --> 00:33:07,644
(LAUGHS)

511
00:33:07,645 --> 00:33:10,244
You've also developed a crippling
craft addiction

512
00:33:10,245 --> 00:33:13,004
that has robbed me of a bedroom.

513
00:33:13,005 --> 00:33:14,444
Now who's running in place?

514
00:33:14,445 --> 00:33:16,244
What else am I supposed
to do around here?

515
00:33:16,245 --> 00:33:18,204
Literally anything you want.

516
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:21,404
Jeremy has been calling.

517
00:33:21,405 --> 00:33:24,004
He wants me to join him overseas,

518
00:33:24,005 --> 00:33:26,204
restructure
the Black Badge Division.

519
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:28,804
That's your future right there,
baby girl.

520
00:33:28,805 --> 00:33:31,124
I... I can't leave Nicole.

521
00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:35,284
Leaving doesn't mean forever.
I'm pudding proof of that, baby.

522
00:33:35,285 --> 00:33:39,884
Nicole's no stranger to ambition,
and she's not selfish.

523
00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:41,564
Gingerdread can take care of
herself.

524
00:33:41,565 --> 00:33:42,924
(DOOR OPENS)

525
00:33:42,925 --> 00:33:44,525
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

526
00:33:46,765 --> 00:33:48,565
Little help?

527
00:33:49,365 --> 00:33:51,724
She took your ring?
Your wedding ring?

528
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,284
Baby, it's just a broken finger.

529
00:33:53,285 --> 00:33:56,204
She broke your finger?
I love that finger!

530
00:33:56,205 --> 00:33:58,364
You're gonna have to get creative
with your sex lives.

531
00:33:58,365 --> 00:34:00,604
Park their melting moments
for a spell.

532
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,964
Switch to toes for a few weeks.

533
00:34:02,965 --> 00:34:05,684
It's not the primary digit for that.

534
00:34:05,685 --> 00:34:07,324
"Digit" get a look at this asshole?

535
00:34:07,325 --> 00:34:10,484
Big blond mane. Fit.
Tentacle powers.

536
00:34:10,485 --> 00:34:13,124
She is hard to miss.
But you did miss?

537
00:34:13,125 --> 00:34:16,404
No, I aimed true.
My bullets did nothin'.

538
00:34:16,405 --> 00:34:17,524
So, a demon.

539
00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:20,004
A demon who would've killed me
if Doc hadn't have shown up.

540
00:34:20,005 --> 00:34:22,204
It is the ideal finger to lose,
if you had to choose.

541
00:34:22,205 --> 00:34:23,964
I did not get to choose.

542
00:34:23,965 --> 00:34:27,004
Well, it sounds like Octobussy
will be easy to find.

543
00:34:27,005 --> 00:34:30,924
Most people think the pinkie finger
is superfluous,

544
00:34:30,925 --> 00:34:34,125
but you need it, yeah, for balance.

545
00:34:36,405 --> 00:34:38,364
(GIGGLES)

546
00:34:38,365 --> 00:34:42,845
It sounds wrong to say this exactly
right now, but I've missed this.

547
00:34:43,645 --> 00:34:45,364
The batshittery of our lives.

548
00:34:45,365 --> 00:34:48,284
The batshittery of you girls.

549
00:34:48,285 --> 00:34:53,564
Well, it feels less like a reunion
and more like a reboot.

550
00:34:53,565 --> 00:34:56,444
Well, I'd like to reboot
this demon in her cooch.

551
00:34:56,445 --> 00:34:58,884
She's gathering items.
My ring was just the first.

552
00:34:58,885 --> 00:35:00,764
She said she needs
three precious things.

553
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,524
Wynonna, she calls you
Dawson's Freak.

554
00:35:03,525 --> 00:35:05,925
What did you say?

555
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,844
And I did manage to sweep this off
her wrist.

556
00:35:09,845 --> 00:35:12,444
It's a friendship bracelet
with Waverly's name on it.

557
00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:15,644
My name, but not my bracelet.

558
00:35:15,645 --> 00:35:18,444
When I was six years old, I made it.
For me.

559
00:35:18,445 --> 00:35:21,805
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS)

560
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:28,845
- Hey, Wynonna.
- I got it.
Not you, Henry. We're talkin'.

561
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:32,684
Aw, Jerusalem's crickets.

562
00:35:32,685 --> 00:35:36,044
20 years ago, the day I lost
this bracelet, I was 15 years old,

563
00:35:36,045 --> 00:35:40,124
living in a shitty group home,
Hanly's Wayward Girls,

564
00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:41,884
and I was so determined
to show them.

565
00:35:41,885 --> 00:35:43,684
Them who?

566
00:35:43,685 --> 00:35:46,965
The other Dawson's Freaks. That's
what we all called ourselves.

567
00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:53,244
Holy shit.

568
00:35:53,245 --> 00:35:56,844
Seriously, Wynonna. This place is
even creepier than I imagined.

569
00:35:56,845 --> 00:35:59,244
No wonder you're so fucking weird.

570
00:35:59,245 --> 00:36:03,204
Stop pooping in your low-rise jeans.
If you're that scared, we can jet.

571
00:36:03,205 --> 00:36:04,924
I'm bored and I'm cold.

572
00:36:04,925 --> 00:36:07,804
I thought we'd at least do it
INSIDE the murder house.

573
00:36:07,805 --> 00:36:10,164
It's not a murder house.
It's a murder home.

574
00:36:10,165 --> 00:36:14,684
- Cute.
- Wyatt Earp took this lasso
from the Old West Sheriff

575
00:36:14,685 --> 00:36:18,284
who put a curse on him -
the demon Clootie.

576
00:36:18,285 --> 00:36:21,684
My clootie is itchy.

577
00:36:21,685 --> 00:36:23,004
And ammolite is the Hell mineral.

578
00:36:23,005 --> 00:36:26,164
Bedrock surrounding the homestead
is loaded with it.

579
00:36:26,165 --> 00:36:29,004
This is a load, alright.
Look, Penny, Jasmine, Sheree.

580
00:36:29,005 --> 00:36:32,164
You all wanted me to prove it.

581
00:36:32,165 --> 00:36:34,724
That this land, my family,
the curse, that it's all real.

582
00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:36,964
Alright, keep your tampon in.

583
00:36:36,965 --> 00:36:39,924
It has to be now.
Today's the only day we can do it.

584
00:36:39,925 --> 00:36:43,124
Thursday?
Time of the Hunger Moon.

585
00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:45,324
That's so not a thing.

586
00:36:45,325 --> 00:36:48,364
The Blackfoot call it Ka toyi.

587
00:36:48,365 --> 00:36:51,124
When the veil between Earth and
the underworld is at its thinnest.

588
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:54,404
When all your energy turns
to survival.

589
00:36:54,405 --> 00:36:56,405
Sure, Wynonna.

590
00:36:57,965 --> 00:36:59,884
So is this really where
you shot your dad?

591
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,884
I was aiming for the ghouls
who grabbed him!

592
00:37:01,885 --> 00:37:03,685
(GUNSHOT)
(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

593
00:37:05,405 --> 00:37:09,444
- Yeah.
- You actually believe
demons did it, don't you?

594
00:37:09,445 --> 00:37:13,245
They've been coming for me
and my own my whole life!

595
00:37:14,325 --> 00:37:17,444
Revenis ad se ostendendum invocamus.

596
00:37:17,445 --> 00:37:21,445
In nomine Clootie. In nomine Earp!

597
00:37:23,965 --> 00:37:26,804
(RUMBLING)

598
00:37:26,805 --> 00:37:28,965
(DEMONIC VOICES)

599
00:37:30,245 --> 00:37:31,364
(SLAB CRASHES, GIRLS SCREAM)

600
00:37:31,365 --> 00:37:33,404
(SIREN APPROACHES)

601
00:37:33,405 --> 00:37:35,404
It's the cops! We gotta bail!

602
00:37:35,405 --> 00:37:37,564
Wait, my bracelet!
My baby sister made me that!

603
00:37:37,565 --> 00:37:39,044
Who cares? We're busted.

604
00:37:39,045 --> 00:37:41,564
(LOUDSPEAKER) 'OK,
come outta there with your hands up!

605
00:37:41,565 --> 00:37:43,765
You're all under arrest
for trespassing!'

606
00:37:44,725 --> 00:37:46,724
And that was it for me
from thereon out.

607
00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:49,845
It was all mental institutions
and juvies till I turned 18.

608
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,364
Now it turns out that
wasn't my only fuck-up.

609
00:37:52,365 --> 00:37:54,324
We must have conjured up a demon
after all.

610
00:37:54,325 --> 00:37:56,764
OK, so what's it doing here
20 years later?

611
00:37:56,765 --> 00:37:59,245
The Hunger Moon is in two days.

612
00:38:00,325 --> 00:38:01,964
We've got everything the demon wants
here.

613
00:38:01,965 --> 00:38:03,684
On the homestead?
Of course not.

614
00:38:03,685 --> 00:38:05,684
Demons can't get past
the ammolite bedrock.

615
00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:08,204
Yeah, well, guess what? This bitch
doesn't play by the rules.

616
00:38:08,205 --> 00:38:12,204
She wants some second magical item.
Babybrainygirl can figure out
what it is.

617
00:38:12,205 --> 00:38:14,004
Gotta be somewhere in Purgatory.
No, no, no.

618
00:38:14,005 --> 00:38:16,964
You're not gonna use my town
as bait. Or my wife.

619
00:38:16,965 --> 00:38:19,604
Why? Cos you're the only one who
gets to keep Waverly on the hook?

620
00:38:19,605 --> 00:38:21,604
What's that supposed to mean?

621
00:38:21,605 --> 00:38:25,764
Despite the circumstances,
I am simply delighted to see you.

622
00:38:25,765 --> 00:38:28,005
And your new hairdo is so fetching.

623
00:38:28,845 --> 00:38:33,044
That is for whoring and gambling
and leaving Wynonna alone at night.

624
00:38:33,045 --> 00:38:36,444
Most evenings I simply walk.
I do some birdwatching.

625
00:38:36,445 --> 00:38:39,884
But you must see the fresh fire
in Wynonna's eyes,

626
00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:42,285
in the face of all this.

627
00:38:43,045 --> 00:38:46,324
Two years ago, she ran away with me,
expecting a circus.

628
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:50,285
So I must feign to let the tiger out
now and then.

629
00:38:51,325 --> 00:38:56,005
The woman I love,
she's addicted to calamity.

630
00:38:57,525 --> 00:39:00,044
She does get easily bored.

631
00:39:00,045 --> 00:39:03,044
Yeah, well, the last thing that
I want is Wynonna Earp

632
00:39:03,045 --> 00:39:05,364
to get bored of ME.

633
00:39:05,365 --> 00:39:09,924
But you've changed.
Change is natural.

634
00:39:09,925 --> 00:39:12,005
So why should it feel like
a betrayal?

635
00:39:13,765 --> 00:39:15,924
Is that Megan Thee Stallion?

636
00:39:15,925 --> 00:39:17,964
She so could.

637
00:39:17,965 --> 00:39:20,885
You know, the first me I pressed
play, I was expecting
something different.

638
00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:24,605
Well, anxiety aside,
it must be tiring.

639
00:39:26,165 --> 00:39:30,444
I will never tire of loving
the wildest stallion of them all.

640
00:39:30,445 --> 00:39:33,484
Mustang. Stallions are boys.

641
00:39:33,485 --> 00:39:36,764
Waverly Earp, are you attempting
to school ME on the ponies?

642
00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:38,084
(LAUGHS)

643
00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:42,164
I mean, even though he's been dead
to the world for centuries,

644
00:39:42,165 --> 00:39:47,164
you still have to play Doc Holliday,
instead of just being Henry.

645
00:39:47,165 --> 00:39:50,484
You could try not being a dick.
(DRAMATIC BURST OF MUSIC)

646
00:39:50,485 --> 00:39:53,004
But I wouldn't bet on it.

647
00:39:53,005 --> 00:39:58,204
You can't protect this place
or Waverly by making them smaller.

648
00:39:58,205 --> 00:40:01,044
And you can't just show up here
and destroy everything we've built

649
00:40:01,045 --> 00:40:04,284
cos you seanced a little too hard
when you were 15.

650
00:40:04,285 --> 00:40:06,364
If you really wanted to secure
Purgatory,

651
00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:08,044
you'd tell them
we're under demon attack.

652
00:40:08,045 --> 00:40:10,084
I'm not gonna tell people
to stop living their lives

653
00:40:10,085 --> 00:40:12,684
just cos I can't keep
some fentanyl creeping in.

654
00:40:12,685 --> 00:40:14,164
Am I the fentanyl in this scenario?

655
00:40:14,165 --> 00:40:15,845
At least fentanyl takes away
your pain.

656
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:22,964
Wynonna, I would literally kill for
you, but the chaos that you bring...

657
00:40:22,965 --> 00:40:26,764
Waverly could use a little chaos
if it means a chance to spread
her wings!

658
00:40:26,765 --> 00:40:28,964
She needs more than hot sex
and crochet!

659
00:40:28,965 --> 00:40:31,404
Lately, she can hardly hold back
her "more",

660
00:40:31,405 --> 00:40:33,284
especially when she is stressed out!

661
00:40:33,285 --> 00:40:35,244
And nothing stresses her out
more than her -

662
00:40:35,245 --> 00:40:38,845
Wasted potential?
...big sister!

663
00:40:40,925 --> 00:40:45,605
You should have a little more faith
in me and your wife.

664
00:40:48,765 --> 00:40:50,964
God forbid Wynonna Earp
doesn't get what she wants!

665
00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:54,044
Yeah, I'd like for you to pull
that judgment stick out of your a...

666
00:40:54,045 --> 00:40:58,204
Ladies. We have company.
Not this guac of shit.

667
00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:01,604
Oh! Did you bring me my points card?
I ate your chalupa.

668
00:41:01,605 --> 00:41:04,644
May I introduce...
Agent Lafferty.

669
00:41:04,645 --> 00:41:05,844
Agent?

670
00:41:05,845 --> 00:41:07,484
I was undercover
at the Daisy casino,

671
00:41:07,485 --> 00:41:10,565
trying to bag the big boss,
when you and Wynonna...

672
00:41:11,765 --> 00:41:15,124
Though I'm not sure how you got
the drop on Paco, given he was a -

673
00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:17,765
Asshole?
A demon.

674
00:41:19,205 --> 00:41:20,724
I mean, that seems
pretty far-fetched.

675
00:41:20,725 --> 00:41:23,565
You know what? You can drop the act.
I'm one of you.

676
00:41:25,925 --> 00:41:28,685
Black Badge.

677
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:32,805
(FALLS ON FLOOR)
It's a cross-border task force
that investigates the paranormal.

678
00:41:33,765 --> 00:41:34,804
Yeah.

679
00:41:34,805 --> 00:41:38,724
Chief Chetri recruited me after
he heard I encountered your work
in Tombstone.

680
00:41:38,725 --> 00:41:40,044
Wants me to keep an eye on you.

681
00:41:40,045 --> 00:41:42,524
Jeremy told you to follow us
to Purgatory?

682
00:41:42,525 --> 00:41:46,204
Oh, I figured out where you went
when I cased your hotel.

683
00:41:46,205 --> 00:41:49,084
Found your little note to Doc.
That was private!

684
00:41:49,085 --> 00:41:52,045
You mis-spelled "trouble".
And that's judgy.

685
00:41:57,845 --> 00:42:01,844
- I'd like answers.
- Well, I'd like
to be back in the middle of
a threesome in Chicago.

686
00:42:01,845 --> 00:42:06,644
I'll repeat to you now what I said
to Doc then. Sheath your piece!

687
00:42:06,645 --> 00:42:08,044
It's not a shooting contest!

688
00:42:08,045 --> 00:42:10,044
(FIRES GUN)
(MASONRY CRUMBLES)

689
00:42:10,045 --> 00:42:13,084
Come on!
We just fixed the beams!

690
00:42:13,085 --> 00:42:15,045
This is serious!
You're acting like children!

691
00:42:16,445 --> 00:42:19,244
I'm tired of busting cut-rate
mobsters on misdemeanours.

692
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:21,884
And I'm tired of pretending
I didn't see something

693
00:42:21,885 --> 00:42:23,884
with red eyes and wings attack
my little brother

694
00:42:23,885 --> 00:42:26,925
while we were hiking up
Humphrey's Peak.

695
00:42:30,205 --> 00:42:33,365
I'm hungry. And I wanna be
a part of something bigger.

696
00:42:37,965 --> 00:42:41,765
Regardless... Three Rs?

697
00:42:43,965 --> 00:42:45,605
(Two.)
Fuck.

698
00:42:46,805 --> 00:42:51,404
We don't need any outside help.
We need all the help we can get.

699
00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:54,004
This thing is built different.
And so am I.

700
00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:55,804
We need guns.
We've got Peacemaker.

701
00:42:55,805 --> 00:42:58,884
Wynonna, you didn't see her.
She hasn't seen ME!

702
00:42:58,885 --> 00:43:00,804
OK, enough!

703
00:43:00,805 --> 00:43:03,284
Nicole just lost
my third favourite finger.

704
00:43:03,285 --> 00:43:09,044
And with Jerbear gone, Mercedes
dead, Nedley out of commission...

705
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,685
Seems like you're running
out of allies.

706
00:43:18,565 --> 00:43:21,805
Fine. But...

707
00:43:23,165 --> 00:43:25,525
I'm not babysitting Kid Cock-y.

708
00:43:26,365 --> 00:43:31,364
Welcome to the squad,
- Agent Lafferty.
- Happy to be here.

709
00:43:31,365 --> 00:43:34,365
And this is just a try-out.

710
00:43:36,245 --> 00:43:38,644
And this is the plan.

711
00:43:38,645 --> 00:43:42,404
'I will case the Hanly Home for
Wayward Girls for clues.

712
00:43:42,405 --> 00:43:45,964
Nicole and Waverly will stay where
they're safe - right here.

713
00:43:45,965 --> 00:43:47,884
Hey! You need to research what
we conjured up

714
00:43:47,885 --> 00:43:52,244
and what this ring wraith wants,
besides a lesbian's golden hoop.

715
00:43:52,245 --> 00:43:55,364
Meanwhile, the boys will dig up
the totally unnecessary stash

716
00:43:55,365 --> 00:43:57,965
of old Black Badge weapons,
just in case.'

717
00:43:58,685 --> 00:44:00,644
I hid the munitions out here

718
00:44:00,645 --> 00:44:04,804
after I liberated them
from an old friend.

719
00:44:04,805 --> 00:44:08,604
He too... was from Arizona.

720
00:44:08,605 --> 00:44:12,044
One man's trash
is another man's TNT.

721
00:44:12,045 --> 00:44:15,604
The Ballad of Holliday's Gold.
I'd watch that movie.

722
00:44:15,605 --> 00:44:17,725
Alas, this is not a film.

723
00:44:19,045 --> 00:44:24,284
Alright... M-240 Bravos,
scaleable hand grenades.

724
00:44:24,285 --> 00:44:27,044
Ooh! Boy howdy.

725
00:44:27,045 --> 00:44:30,725
Desert Eagle in onyx
with a holographic sight.

726
00:44:35,765 --> 00:44:37,405
(TIN RATTLES)

727
00:44:38,685 --> 00:44:42,004
Not too shabby.
Aw, better than that.

728
00:44:42,005 --> 00:44:43,764
C'mon, Holliday.

729
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:46,205
When's the last time
you proved your mettle, huh?

730
00:44:47,565 --> 00:44:51,204
Might be best to test the floor
before the war,

731
00:44:51,205 --> 00:44:53,604
as Wynonna would say.

732
00:44:53,605 --> 00:44:56,925
That girl's always in your head.
And my heart.

733
00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:03,364
Do you need to stretch first?
Maybe a baby aspirin?

734
00:45:03,365 --> 00:45:05,365
Well, you know what they say...

735
00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:11,804
Age before beauty.
As I have both, I... went first.

736
00:45:11,805 --> 00:45:13,685
Oh.

737
00:45:14,485 --> 00:45:18,724
Well, I looked her up. She's got
a criminal record longer than
a CVS receipt.

738
00:45:18,725 --> 00:45:22,605
She can hold her liquor,
though not her temper.

739
00:45:25,005 --> 00:45:29,565
You aim to put a spoke in my tyres
so my shootin' ends up in a ditch.

740
00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:37,644
I'm just trying to understand how
that particular ancestor

741
00:45:37,645 --> 00:45:39,884
became the honourable Wyatt Earp's
chosen heir.

742
00:45:39,885 --> 00:45:41,564
(SCOFFS)

743
00:45:41,565 --> 00:45:43,044
Honourable.

744
00:45:43,045 --> 00:45:46,044
When you are the last man standing,
you get to write your own story

745
00:45:46,045 --> 00:45:49,285
in whatever fashion you desire.

746
00:45:51,805 --> 00:45:53,564
Including manifesting self-glory.

747
00:45:53,565 --> 00:45:57,845
And when it comes to true heroes,
Wynonna is the most genuine
I have ever known.

748
00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:02,204
And what does that make YOU?

749
00:46:02,205 --> 00:46:07,085
A lover. A father.
A man out of time.

750
00:46:12,045 --> 00:46:13,805
(TUTS)

751
00:46:15,205 --> 00:46:18,085
And apparently... the loser.

752
00:46:20,485 --> 00:46:23,365
(WHISTLES)

753
00:46:34,445 --> 00:46:37,405
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

754
00:46:53,805 --> 00:46:56,445
(ECHOEY, YOUNGER VOICE)
Fuck all the way off, Penny!

755
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:02,484
Oh, yeah, that's gonna show 'em.

756
00:47:02,485 --> 00:47:06,164
And, uh, you owe me a quarter
for the swear jar.

757
00:47:06,165 --> 00:47:07,524
They never stop!

758
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:12,044
Look, Wynonna, you pulled some
pretty stupid stuff out there.

759
00:47:12,045 --> 00:47:15,564
I managed to get Officer Nedley's
cruiser on top of the high school.

760
00:47:15,565 --> 00:47:18,364
That's...

761
00:47:18,365 --> 00:47:20,724
...fun and gifted.

762
00:47:20,725 --> 00:47:25,084
It's debatable. It's your behaviour
in here that's my job.

763
00:47:25,085 --> 00:47:28,605
That's my responsibility, so...
here.

764
00:47:30,245 --> 00:47:33,044
"Heel Thyself: Maybe It's You"?

765
00:47:33,045 --> 00:47:38,164
There are worse things than
toning it down to fit in.

766
00:47:38,165 --> 00:47:40,325
They call me Murderer.

767
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,244
Aren't you?

768
00:47:43,245 --> 00:47:46,524
Look, you... You're picking all
these fights that you can't win,

769
00:47:46,525 --> 00:47:48,724
you're one strike away from
getting sent upstate.

770
00:47:48,725 --> 00:47:50,844
But I don't know, maybe
that's something that you want?

771
00:47:50,845 --> 00:47:53,724
Maybe you feel like you don't have
a home that you could go back to?

772
00:47:53,725 --> 00:47:55,124
You don't know me.

773
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,964
I know that you should be
concentrating on one thing -

774
00:47:57,965 --> 00:48:00,204
getting out of this crab bucket.

775
00:48:00,205 --> 00:48:03,284
Hanly Group home,
now with extra STDs.

776
00:48:03,285 --> 00:48:05,564
No, it's an allegory.

777
00:48:05,565 --> 00:48:07,924
When a crab tries to climb out of
the bucket,

778
00:48:07,925 --> 00:48:10,444
the others pull it back down.

779
00:48:10,445 --> 00:48:13,684
A place like this can feel like
nobody is allowed to succeed,

780
00:48:13,685 --> 00:48:15,604
but, Wynonna, you could.

781
00:48:15,605 --> 00:48:21,764
If you were just a little bit less,
you could get a lot more.

782
00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:25,004
Is that supposed to inspire me?

783
00:48:25,005 --> 00:48:27,764
You're still working at the same
group home you grew up in,

784
00:48:27,765 --> 00:48:30,485
lording your power over
a tiny group of teen girls.

785
00:48:31,485 --> 00:48:33,204
No-one's more stuck here than you!

786
00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:34,484
I'm just trying to help you

787
00:48:34,485 --> 00:48:37,485
so that you can stop being selfish
and you can help HER!

788
00:48:40,365 --> 00:48:42,725
Leave my sister out of this.

789
00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:50,245
(MUSIC SWELLS)

790
00:48:52,405 --> 00:48:54,445
I would if I could.

791
00:48:56,365 --> 00:48:58,845
(SOFT REFLECTIVE MUSIC)

792
00:49:14,445 --> 00:49:16,405
(EVOCATIVE MUSIC)

793
00:49:21,485 --> 00:49:23,845
"You were right.
You can't save her."

794
00:49:24,845 --> 00:49:28,604
Doc, get back to the homestead now!
We've been played!

795
00:49:28,605 --> 00:49:29,805
(INTENSE MUSIC)

796
00:49:30,845 --> 00:49:37,364
Mexican hot cocoa with extra
marshmallows and chilli powder.

797
00:49:37,365 --> 00:49:40,765
Shelf it, Haught.
I know when I'm being managed.

798
00:49:42,165 --> 00:49:45,124
Haught? Uh-oh.

799
00:49:45,125 --> 00:49:46,965
I could've helped.

800
00:49:47,965 --> 00:49:50,645
We ARE helping, Earp.

801
00:49:51,525 --> 00:49:52,765
In the way that you do best.

802
00:49:55,485 --> 00:49:58,724
What if I'm itching to try something
I'm not already the best at?

803
00:49:58,725 --> 00:50:01,885
Something that's... new?

804
00:50:02,645 --> 00:50:05,285
Another reno?
Running for local office?

805
00:50:06,565 --> 00:50:10,204
Or the... "K" word?

806
00:50:10,205 --> 00:50:11,885
Kite-surfing?

807
00:50:13,605 --> 00:50:15,724
Oh...

808
00:50:15,725 --> 00:50:18,404
Kids.

809
00:50:18,405 --> 00:50:21,164
Look, Nicole...
(SHARP EXPLOSIVE CRACK)

810
00:50:21,165 --> 00:50:22,925
(SECOND CRACK)

811
00:50:28,205 --> 00:50:30,524
(CRACK)

812
00:50:30,525 --> 00:50:35,164
Is that her?
Oh, hey, girl. Just thought I'd...

813
00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:37,524
(CRACK)
...pop by.

814
00:50:37,525 --> 00:50:40,124
Demons can't cross
the ammolite bedrock.

815
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:43,164
I mostly do what I want.
We need to get our guns.

816
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:47,084
- We don't have time.
- Time has not
been kind to you, sweetie.

817
00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:49,764
You used to be so bright,
so full of life.

818
00:50:49,765 --> 00:50:51,244
Shut up.

819
00:50:51,245 --> 00:50:54,844
You know, we met once when you were
just the kid sister to Wynonna.

820
00:50:54,845 --> 00:50:58,084
Talk about a glow-down.
This is our land!

821
00:50:58,085 --> 00:51:03,644
And you are stuck on it, day in and
day out, reduced to somebody's wife.

822
00:51:03,645 --> 00:51:07,564
You don't know shit, shit ticket.
She's trying to get in your head.

823
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:11,964
You've got a lot of darkness
inside of you... for a B cup.

824
00:51:11,965 --> 00:51:13,605
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

825
00:51:14,485 --> 00:51:19,004
You've had power before.
Do you want another taste?

826
00:51:19,005 --> 00:51:21,804
'And in return you will help me.'

827
00:51:21,805 --> 00:51:24,604
(GROANS)
Get the fuck out of here!

828
00:51:24,605 --> 00:51:29,085
Not before I get what I came for!
Hey, Waverly...

829
00:51:30,965 --> 00:51:32,685
I'll trade you for it!

830
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:38,604
'Bring it to me.
You cannot defeat me!'(SNARLS)

831
00:51:38,605 --> 00:51:40,524
(DARK) 'We can't defeat her.
We must comply.'

832
00:51:40,525 --> 00:51:43,244
Come on, baby. I know you didn't
just fucking say that.

833
00:51:43,245 --> 00:51:44,764
(GROANS)

834
00:51:44,765 --> 00:51:48,204
(DARK VOICE) We cannot undo
what's promised. We must all submit
to our destinies.

835
00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:51,165
Woman, you've never submitted
a day in your life!

836
00:51:55,725 --> 00:51:58,765
Well, let's give it a try.
Oh, look at that! It worked!

837
00:51:59,445 --> 00:52:01,364
Whoa, ranger! OK...

838
00:52:01,365 --> 00:52:04,244
'The bracelet. The other bracelet.'

839
00:52:04,245 --> 00:52:06,684
(DARK)
I shall find what is cherished.

840
00:52:06,685 --> 00:52:09,085
You better be looking for a Xanax!

841
00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:12,605
(GROANS AND CHOKES)

842
00:52:13,605 --> 00:52:14,844
(GASPS)

843
00:52:14,845 --> 00:52:16,844
'Bring it to me.'
(BREATHING RAPIDLY)

844
00:52:16,845 --> 00:52:20,124
She shall receive my mercy
or we shall feel her wrath.

845
00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:24,004
You need to stop, or I'll stop YOU.

846
00:52:24,005 --> 00:52:27,164
(BOTH GRUNT AND GASP)

847
00:52:27,165 --> 00:52:33,004
(NORMAL) Baby, if you love me,
you will... (GROANS) ..stop me!

848
00:52:33,005 --> 00:52:34,644
(GROANS)

849
00:52:34,645 --> 00:52:37,644
(DARK) Grace shall be delivered
through fire if necessary.

850
00:52:37,645 --> 00:52:39,964
'Good girl. I knew you were more.'

851
00:52:39,965 --> 00:52:41,445
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

852
00:52:46,005 --> 00:52:48,204
(GASPING)

853
00:52:48,205 --> 00:52:49,325
Fuck!

854
00:52:59,205 --> 00:53:01,524
(VIOLENT THUMPING ON DOOR)

855
00:53:01,525 --> 00:53:03,845
(CACOPHONOUS BANGING CONTINUES)

856
00:53:06,325 --> 00:53:08,365
(BANGING STOPS ABRUPTLY)

857
00:53:10,005 --> 00:53:11,085
(GROANS)

858
00:53:14,165 --> 00:53:15,924
(EVIL CHUCKLE)

859
00:53:15,925 --> 00:53:17,964
(DARK) No mortal can cage me.

860
00:53:17,965 --> 00:53:20,044
We just rehinged that door!

861
00:53:20,045 --> 00:53:22,444
The affairs of men are no longer
my concern.

862
00:53:22,445 --> 00:53:25,245
I agree with you there. (GROANS)
You dare to defy me?

863
00:53:26,565 --> 00:53:31,404
It's called love, woman!
That which is precious and personal.

864
00:53:31,405 --> 00:53:35,484
You made two of those bracelets.
One for Wynonna and one for you.

865
00:53:35,485 --> 00:53:38,044
'The precious second!'I shall give
my mistress what she demands.

866
00:53:38,045 --> 00:53:40,684
'Give me the vow.'
The other vow.

867
00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:43,684
(NORMAL VOICE) Nicole! Do it!

868
00:53:43,685 --> 00:53:48,044
- Aw!
- OK. You wanna trade platitudes?
Try this...

869
00:53:48,045 --> 00:53:49,364
(DARK) No!

870
00:53:49,365 --> 00:53:52,524
Live, laugh and lie the fuck down!

871
00:53:52,525 --> 00:53:53,685
(GRUNTS)

872
00:53:55,045 --> 00:53:59,244
Oops.
Waverly! Wait! Are you OK?

873
00:53:59,245 --> 00:54:02,644
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

874
00:54:02,645 --> 00:54:05,805
Did I hurt your finger?
No.(BREATHING HEAVILY)

875
00:54:07,165 --> 00:54:10,244
I think Mina got what she came for.

876
00:54:10,245 --> 00:54:12,845
Baby, who's Mina?

877
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,005
You!

878
00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:32,885
You haven't aged a day, Mina.
Blood of a thousand virgins?

879
00:54:34,165 --> 00:54:36,844
So sweet of you to remember me.

880
00:54:36,845 --> 00:54:40,124
20 years in Hell. People don't
exactly send Christmas cards.

881
00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:43,404
You went to Hell? How?

882
00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:46,564
Another innocent victim of
the Earp river of shit.

883
00:54:46,565 --> 00:54:48,884
You stopped being innocent
when you slaughtered my friend

884
00:54:48,885 --> 00:54:50,324
and hobbled my Nedley.

885
00:54:50,325 --> 00:54:53,005
Mm. Well, I didn't have your email.

886
00:54:54,205 --> 00:54:56,925
What do you want?
To make you suffer.

887
00:54:58,685 --> 00:55:04,324
Did you hurt my sister?
Oh, um, not as much as her wife did.

888
00:55:04,325 --> 00:55:06,645
(GRUNTING AND GROWLING)

889
00:55:09,285 --> 00:55:12,844
And it is not fire and brimstone
down there, Wynonna.

890
00:55:12,845 --> 00:55:17,204
It is cold and dark and mean!
(CHOKES)

891
00:55:17,205 --> 00:55:22,524
Mean like the demons that I cut a
deal with to come and fuck with you!

892
00:55:22,525 --> 00:55:26,204
You weren't even at the seance.
(GRUNTS)

893
00:55:26,205 --> 00:55:27,284
I was only 15!

894
00:55:27,285 --> 00:55:31,204
Oh, then, now. Young, old.

895
00:55:31,205 --> 00:55:35,244
This is what happens to everyone
who cares about you, Wynonna.

896
00:55:35,245 --> 00:55:37,924
You never cared about me.

897
00:55:37,925 --> 00:55:40,044
They get torn to pieces.

898
00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:43,644
And that is what the hounds of Hell
are gonna do

899
00:55:43,645 --> 00:55:47,284
to the three people that you care
about the most...

900
00:55:47,285 --> 00:55:50,204
Waverly and Nicole...

901
00:55:50,205 --> 00:55:52,604
and...

902
00:55:52,605 --> 00:55:55,604
Ohh!

903
00:55:55,605 --> 00:55:57,284
Your daughter...

904
00:55:57,285 --> 00:55:59,724
...is the heir apparent.

905
00:55:59,725 --> 00:56:02,324
I'm barely her parent. (GASPS)

906
00:56:02,325 --> 00:56:05,324
Keep this... between you and me.

907
00:56:05,325 --> 00:56:08,085
Kill me.
No.

908
00:56:09,885 --> 00:56:14,004
I'm gonna torture you, just like
you tortured me

909
00:56:14,005 --> 00:56:17,084
and all the other demons
that you sent to their doom!

910
00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:18,724
Please!
Yes!

911
00:56:18,725 --> 00:56:22,324
Please realise that you are helpless

912
00:56:22,325 --> 00:56:26,484
to save anyone who has ever believed
in you!

913
00:56:26,485 --> 00:56:27,804
(GASPING)

914
00:56:27,805 --> 00:56:31,204
When Alice is in the belly of
my beasts...

915
00:56:31,205 --> 00:56:32,245
(CHUCKLES)

916
00:56:33,565 --> 00:56:36,004
Well, Doc's not even gonna be able
to look at you.

917
00:56:36,005 --> 00:56:37,725
And all you're gonna do...

918
00:56:41,245 --> 00:56:43,725
...is watch.
(CHAIN JINGLES)

919
00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:48,524
See you in Hell, Wynonna.

920
00:56:48,525 --> 00:56:50,965
(GASPING)

921
00:56:52,485 --> 00:56:55,404
Mina Starratt ran the Hanly Group
Home for Girls.

922
00:56:55,405 --> 00:56:58,284
She was an orphan.
She was a resident there herself

923
00:56:58,285 --> 00:57:00,404
until she aged out at 18.

924
00:57:00,405 --> 00:57:05,284
Sounds like a real peach.
I thought she was my friend,
my only friend there.

925
00:57:05,285 --> 00:57:07,284
Now I wonder if she was just trying
to keep me small.

926
00:57:07,285 --> 00:57:09,404
Yeah, well, good fucking luck.

927
00:57:09,405 --> 00:57:12,604
But Mina was human.
Now she ain't.

928
00:57:12,605 --> 00:57:15,845
She wasn't at the seance.
She wasn't even the target.

929
00:57:18,285 --> 00:57:20,804
Sometimes the devil claims its own.

930
00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:25,724
Whatever Mina used to be, she's
the thing trying to hurt us NOW.

931
00:57:25,725 --> 00:57:29,204
She said she was in literal Hell.

932
00:57:29,205 --> 00:57:31,644
And has the power to summon
its hounds?

933
00:57:31,645 --> 00:57:34,404
The Urcon, or bone gnawers.

934
00:57:34,405 --> 00:57:36,484
Yeah, they're more than just
a cute nickname.

935
00:57:36,485 --> 00:57:38,484
How hard is it to murk the Urc?

936
00:57:38,485 --> 00:57:40,564
According to French texts,

937
00:57:40,565 --> 00:57:43,484
they're rabid, unstoppable beasts,

938
00:57:43,485 --> 00:57:47,284
only able to cross the veil
to Earth one day a year.

939
00:57:47,285 --> 00:57:48,805
February's Hunger Moon.

940
00:57:50,045 --> 00:57:52,284
I do hate a dark hawk morning.

941
00:57:52,285 --> 00:57:55,764
If given a piece of their target,
say, a personal artefact,

942
00:57:55,765 --> 00:57:58,844
like a ring
or a friendship bracelet, or -

943
00:57:58,845 --> 00:58:01,844
A lock of a child's hair.

944
00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:05,484
...the Urcon will front
a rabid attack.

945
00:58:05,485 --> 00:58:08,845
An attack that won't stop until...

946
00:58:09,725 --> 00:58:14,404
Ils n'arreteront jamais de chasser.
They will never stop hunting.

947
00:58:14,405 --> 00:58:19,484
Ne renonceront jamais a l'appel
des odeurs. Never give up the scent.

948
00:58:19,485 --> 00:58:23,964
Jusqu'a ce qu'ils se regalent
de la chair de leur proie.

949
00:58:23,965 --> 00:58:26,845
Until they feast on the flesh
of their mark.

950
00:58:29,045 --> 00:58:31,404
But you guys have fought things
like this before.

951
00:58:31,405 --> 00:58:33,524
No, not like this.

952
00:58:33,525 --> 00:58:38,644
OK, well, this is a chance for
our team to impress the top brass.

953
00:58:38,645 --> 00:58:41,844
I'm starting to wonder if you got
more brass up top than brains.

954
00:58:41,845 --> 00:58:44,884
No, he's part right.

955
00:58:44,885 --> 00:58:47,524
All we've gotta do is hold off
the monster mutts long enough

956
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:51,004
for the Earp heir
to take out their master.

957
00:58:51,005 --> 00:58:53,244
I don't think Peacemaker's gonna
work,

958
00:58:53,245 --> 00:58:57,604
for the same reason that Mina
was able to cross the fenceline.

959
00:58:57,605 --> 00:58:59,645
Why not?

960
00:59:03,725 --> 00:59:05,124
Cos I made her.

961
00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:08,045
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

962
00:59:25,485 --> 00:59:28,324
We haven't had the chance to talk,

963
00:59:28,325 --> 00:59:30,484
you know, really talk,

964
00:59:30,485 --> 00:59:33,084
since Tombstone.

965
00:59:33,085 --> 00:59:35,004
Alright, well, what'd you got?

966
00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:37,244
Pep talk about your favourite
madam's merkin?

967
00:59:37,245 --> 00:59:40,524
Lesson about the time Wyatt took on
20 groundhogs at once?

968
00:59:40,525 --> 00:59:42,205
I'll take it.

969
00:59:44,925 --> 00:59:48,205
I cannot remember the last time
I seen you look so scared.

970
00:59:51,285 --> 00:59:54,485
I've grown too straight
and too wise for tall tales.

971
00:59:58,765 --> 01:00:01,605
Mina's had 20 years to plan
the perfect revenge.

972
01:00:03,205 --> 01:00:07,124
I know first-hand what sitting
in the dark

973
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:10,765
with nothing but thoughts of
retribution can manifest,

974
01:00:13,045 --> 01:00:16,405
what a ghastly fuel
vengeance can be.

975
01:00:18,125 --> 01:00:22,045
But it is nothing compared
to what love can do.

976
01:00:23,765 --> 01:00:25,485
She's only five.

977
01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:30,045
(TEARFUL)
She never asked to be born an Earp.

978
01:00:34,245 --> 01:00:38,244
Neither did you,
and YOU turned out alright.

979
01:00:38,245 --> 01:00:41,324
Took a while to get there.

980
01:00:41,325 --> 01:00:45,004
Whereas if I leave now,
I can be in Montana by noon.

981
01:00:45,005 --> 01:00:47,044
No.

982
01:00:47,045 --> 01:00:50,005
We make our stand here,
at the source, or not at all.

983
01:00:51,445 --> 01:00:54,964
Besides, I've asked you
to run long enough.

984
01:00:54,965 --> 01:00:57,165
(SCOFFS)

985
01:00:58,485 --> 01:01:00,485
Alluring as you are...

986
01:01:03,445 --> 01:01:06,485
...I ain't never done a single thing
that I did not wanna do.

987
01:01:10,725 --> 01:01:13,245
I should have done what I wanted.

988
01:01:14,565 --> 01:01:17,165
I wanted to bring Alice home.

989
01:01:17,925 --> 01:01:19,725
Our real home.

990
01:01:20,685 --> 01:01:23,725
Here, with... us.

991
01:01:27,325 --> 01:01:29,045
(TEARFUL SIGH)

992
01:01:30,085 --> 01:01:33,364
There's a little spot...
up on the ridge,

993
01:01:33,365 --> 01:01:35,525
overlooking the barn.

994
01:01:36,685 --> 01:01:38,884
When a Chinook blows in,
so do the clouds,

995
01:01:38,885 --> 01:01:40,765
right at your feet.

996
01:01:42,445 --> 01:01:44,925
We could build a little house.

997
01:01:45,845 --> 01:01:48,445
We could put up a swing set.

998
01:01:50,925 --> 01:01:53,324
Would that be enough
for Doc Holliday?

999
01:01:53,325 --> 01:01:57,645
Doc Holliday died a long time ago.

1000
01:01:59,645 --> 01:02:04,645
But I think that Alice's father...
could not want for a thing more.

1001
01:02:06,805 --> 01:02:08,765
A pretty place to lay his head.

1002
01:02:10,285 --> 01:02:13,565
Long as his lady was by his side.

1003
01:02:26,765 --> 01:02:29,924
I have to make one more goodbye.
And I have to save who I can.

1004
01:02:29,925 --> 01:02:32,124
We ride at dawn.
I shall be there.

1005
01:02:32,125 --> 01:02:34,285
Well, dawn-ish.

1006
01:02:35,365 --> 01:02:37,164
At least you got a backup loom.

1007
01:02:37,165 --> 01:02:41,524
Dark possessed me through the backup
loom through the backup kiln.

1008
01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:45,004
Rage goo was squirting
out of your eyeballs.

1009
01:02:45,005 --> 01:02:47,765
That's gotta sting.
Every time.

1010
01:02:49,645 --> 01:02:51,964
Any chance you can craft us
a way out of this?

1011
01:02:51,965 --> 01:02:53,644
(CHUCKLES)

1012
01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:55,324
Gather up the Black Badge gak.

1013
01:02:55,325 --> 01:02:58,324
Maybe we can use it to battle Mina
and the Hell Hounds.

1014
01:02:58,325 --> 01:03:00,965
Great band name, by the way.

1015
01:03:02,645 --> 01:03:06,765
The Coober Pedy opal?
- I think it's a fake.
- Oh.

1016
01:03:07,725 --> 01:03:12,284
Oh! Elchur-Minifical
Box of Containment?

1017
01:03:12,285 --> 01:03:15,684
Uh. Not sure that it can contain
a rabid case of damned Dalmatians,

1018
01:03:15,685 --> 01:03:18,644
but I'll throw it on the pile.

1019
01:03:18,645 --> 01:03:20,565
Oh, Waves.

1020
01:03:22,205 --> 01:03:24,845
Your custom crocheted
cheerleading cos-play!

1021
01:03:26,805 --> 01:03:29,924
I'm sorry, baby.
I know how hard you worked on this.

1022
01:03:29,925 --> 01:03:33,244
Don't be sorry. I'd still be
stomping through the Kootenay range,

1023
01:03:33,245 --> 01:03:36,004
black-eyed and causing rockslides.

1024
01:03:36,005 --> 01:03:37,685
You saved me.

1025
01:03:39,925 --> 01:03:42,844
I held you back.
Thank God for that.

1026
01:03:42,845 --> 01:03:44,365
No, I...

1027
01:03:45,605 --> 01:03:48,284
I've been...

1028
01:03:48,285 --> 01:03:49,964
holding you back.

1029
01:03:49,965 --> 01:03:51,205
Hey.

1030
01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:54,004
I love our life.

1031
01:03:54,005 --> 01:03:56,925
Yeah, but you're still an Earp.

1032
01:03:58,285 --> 01:03:59,805
Earps need adventure.

1033
01:04:01,925 --> 01:04:04,645
Jeremy thinks Black Badge
is compromised.

1034
01:04:06,085 --> 01:04:08,605
And he needs people he can trust.

1035
01:04:10,085 --> 01:04:13,565
He's currently stationed in Egypt.

1036
01:04:15,365 --> 01:04:16,444
(SIGH OF DISBELIEF)

1037
01:04:16,445 --> 01:04:19,685
Hey, we are golden.

1038
01:04:23,405 --> 01:04:26,365
We could marriage long distance
for a little while.

1039
01:04:27,365 --> 01:04:28,445
Really?

1040
01:04:30,365 --> 01:04:32,005
A very little while.

1041
01:04:36,085 --> 01:04:38,925
I wish I could be the one
to show you the world.

1042
01:04:42,205 --> 01:04:44,644
Tonight,

1043
01:04:44,645 --> 01:04:46,845
there's no place I'd rather be...

1044
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,725
...than at home...

1045
01:04:52,045 --> 01:04:53,964
...with my wife.

1046
01:04:53,965 --> 01:04:59,325
♪ Something in our nature
is looking for a way to survive

1047
01:05:01,645 --> 01:05:06,885
♪ Maybe it's a habit
Maybe it's a good way to hide

1048
01:05:08,485 --> 01:05:10,645
♪ I listen for a heartbeat

1049
01:05:12,645 --> 01:05:15,205
♪ I listen for a love line

1050
01:05:16,685 --> 01:05:19,285
♪ Can you hear my heart speak?

1051
01:05:20,325 --> 01:05:23,645
♪ This is how we bring it back
to life

1052
01:05:24,565 --> 01:05:26,885
♪ I listen for a heartbeat

1053
01:05:28,685 --> 01:05:31,485
♪ I need to apologise

1054
01:05:32,205 --> 01:05:35,485
♪ Get so caught up in the concrete

1055
01:05:36,365 --> 01:05:40,125
♪ I forgot to look you
in the eyes... ♪

1056
01:05:43,125 --> 01:05:45,204
Thanks again for your help.

1057
01:05:45,205 --> 01:05:47,484
That's what we do.
We're Black Badge.

1058
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,484
I'm more of a black hat.

1059
01:05:49,485 --> 01:05:52,165
Well, sometimes I do this.

1060
01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:57,804
Is this cos I beat you at shooting?

1061
01:05:57,805 --> 01:06:00,604
That was just a game, son.

1062
01:06:00,605 --> 01:06:03,325
So what, another test?
Hazing the new guy?

1063
01:06:04,845 --> 01:06:07,084
Chief Chetri sent me!

1064
01:06:07,085 --> 01:06:10,604
But Jeremy has not met you.
Or your ambition.

1065
01:06:10,605 --> 01:06:14,124
You know, I've seen what you crave,
Agent Lafferty.

1066
01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:18,285
It is glory at any cost,
and that makes you hell-for-leather.

1067
01:06:19,645 --> 01:06:21,805
Don't do this, old man.

1068
01:06:26,365 --> 01:06:28,325
Goodbye, kid.

1069
01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:36,485
You're a hypocrite, Holliday.

1070
01:06:55,365 --> 01:06:58,885
Hey, Daddy. Willa.

1071
01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:02,965
I should have been here more.

1072
01:07:05,685 --> 01:07:08,885
Here lie two other Earp heirs.

1073
01:07:10,245 --> 01:07:13,685
Two people I loved enormously.

1074
01:07:16,045 --> 01:07:17,205
I had to kill them myself.

1075
01:07:20,085 --> 01:07:24,084
My whole life has been a boatload
of...

1076
01:07:24,085 --> 01:07:26,924
of mistakes and missteps,

1077
01:07:26,925 --> 01:07:29,044
and it sucks,

1078
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,325
and I'm tired.

1079
01:07:32,285 --> 01:07:34,525
Least they get to rest.

1080
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:38,684
Yeah, well, you've had more than
your share.

1081
01:07:38,685 --> 01:07:41,605
Anyone else would have blown
their brains out years ago.

1082
01:07:43,285 --> 01:07:45,925
Points for me, I guess.

1083
01:07:49,045 --> 01:07:52,965
Well, you've had to do whatever
it takes to live with it.

1084
01:07:54,005 --> 01:07:55,684
Except admit the truth.

1085
01:07:55,685 --> 01:07:58,764
Which is?
That you like it.

1086
01:07:58,765 --> 01:08:01,484
The hunting. The killing.

1087
01:08:01,485 --> 01:08:03,564
The choosing.

1088
01:08:03,565 --> 01:08:07,484
After a lifetime of being powerless
and on the defensive,

1089
01:08:07,485 --> 01:08:09,165
you love being special.

1090
01:08:12,525 --> 01:08:13,924
What gives YOU the right
to judge me?

1091
01:08:13,925 --> 01:08:16,684
Oh, get real! These two sucked.

1092
01:08:16,685 --> 01:08:18,524
Your sister was a manipulative
sociopath,

1093
01:08:18,525 --> 01:08:20,564
your father was an abusive drunk.

1094
01:08:20,565 --> 01:08:22,724
Jesus, don't sugarcoat it.

1095
01:08:22,725 --> 01:08:25,325
Your father, my boss.

1096
01:08:26,725 --> 01:08:28,525
(SIGHS)

1097
01:08:29,325 --> 01:08:31,445
Best fisherman I ever met.

1098
01:08:32,565 --> 01:08:33,884
Well, I guess that makes it OK.

1099
01:08:33,885 --> 01:08:36,604
Here's the thing your asshole
father taught me about winning.

1100
01:08:36,605 --> 01:08:40,924
History doesn't remember
who played fair or who cheated.

1101
01:08:40,925 --> 01:08:45,084
Or who had the right gear
or whether you sabotaged
your competitors' lines.

1102
01:08:45,085 --> 01:08:48,045
History only remembers who won.

1103
01:08:50,845 --> 01:08:54,684
You know, I don't know if I CAN win.
She's a monster.

1104
01:08:54,685 --> 01:08:57,324
And you're not just an Earp heir.

1105
01:08:57,325 --> 01:09:01,885
You're your father's daughter,
and he was one mean son of a bitch.

1106
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:12,245
You know, sometimes it's just about
going where the fish are.

1107
01:09:21,005 --> 01:09:23,364
(RINGING TONE)
'Hey, what's up?'

1108
01:09:23,365 --> 01:09:26,684
Haught, get off my sister
and get on Mapquest.

1109
01:09:26,685 --> 01:09:29,484
You're designating
the field of play.

1110
01:09:29,485 --> 01:09:30,924
We're going to them.

1111
01:09:30,925 --> 01:09:33,404
You're cutting it awfully close.

1112
01:09:33,405 --> 01:09:36,005
He'll be here.

1113
01:09:37,165 --> 01:09:39,084
Are we good?

1114
01:09:39,085 --> 01:09:41,084
She's my sister and an Earp.

1115
01:09:41,085 --> 01:09:43,724
But for Mina to send the hounds
after you... Is super flattering.

1116
01:09:43,725 --> 01:09:46,924
I mean, I knew you were obsessed
with me, but... come on!

1117
01:09:46,925 --> 01:09:50,044
I don't have a lot of people
in my life willing to tell me
when I'm being a jackass.

1118
01:09:50,045 --> 01:09:53,485
Yeah, well, they're called friends, jackass.

1119
01:09:57,325 --> 01:10:00,244
This town's lucky to have you.

1120
01:10:00,245 --> 01:10:02,524
And Waverly is lucky to have you.

1121
01:10:02,525 --> 01:10:03,565
And...

1122
01:10:06,485 --> 01:10:09,524
I'm going to get you
your wedding ring back.

1123
01:10:09,525 --> 01:10:13,284
Yeah. Hey. Hallmark moments.

1124
01:10:13,285 --> 01:10:16,245
You're messin' with my blood lust.
(VEHICLE APPROACHES)

1125
01:10:25,085 --> 01:10:28,244
Did I miss the hoedown?
Oh, that hoe's going down.

1126
01:10:28,245 --> 01:10:30,564
It's not a party till you get here.

1127
01:10:30,565 --> 01:10:33,644
Agent Lafferty?
Too personal.

1128
01:10:33,645 --> 01:10:35,924
I just felt like we should keep it
all in the family.

1129
01:10:35,925 --> 01:10:38,004
You sure you wanna draw them to us
here?

1130
01:10:38,005 --> 01:10:40,724
What's our strategic advantage?
Call it, Sheriff.

1131
01:10:40,725 --> 01:10:43,924
Isolated locale. No civilians.

1132
01:10:43,925 --> 01:10:46,404
We've got multiple vantage points
and the high ground.

1133
01:10:46,405 --> 01:10:50,164
Limited coverage for them
means maximum visibility for us.

1134
01:10:50,165 --> 01:10:52,004
We'll see the Hell Hounds
coming for miles.

1135
01:10:52,005 --> 01:10:55,684
And they will come.
I want you two up top, out of reach.

1136
01:10:55,685 --> 01:10:58,004
You're what they're targeting.
We'll keep it kinetic.

1137
01:10:58,005 --> 01:11:02,124
Doc, you and I will work the bottom.
That's my speciality.

1138
01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,725
(TAPS HER ON BOTTOM)
Way to keep it pervy to the end.

1139
01:11:05,725 --> 01:11:08,204
(FERAL SNARLING)

1140
01:11:08,205 --> 01:11:09,684
(GROWLING)

1141
01:11:09,685 --> 01:11:12,484
Do you feel that?
The Hell Hounds.

1142
01:11:12,485 --> 01:11:15,124
Oh, crap.

1143
01:11:15,125 --> 01:11:16,365
(GROWLING AND SNARLING)

1144
01:11:18,405 --> 01:11:19,565
(THROATY GROWL)

1145
01:11:25,405 --> 01:11:27,805
I thought you quit?
I'll quit tomorrow.

1146
01:11:29,845 --> 01:11:31,604
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

1147
01:11:31,605 --> 01:11:33,725
(SNARLS)

1148
01:11:34,685 --> 01:11:36,484
(GROWLING)

1149
01:11:36,485 --> 01:11:39,844
There's so many.
(WIDESPREAD SNARLING)

1150
01:11:39,845 --> 01:11:42,525
(GUNSHOTS)

1151
01:11:43,245 --> 01:11:45,764
Oh, God. These things are ugly!

1152
01:11:45,765 --> 01:11:47,605
(SNARLING)

1153
01:12:01,565 --> 01:12:04,885
They won't stay dead.
They will when I get Mina.

1154
01:12:08,485 --> 01:12:09,765
(SNORTING)

1155
01:12:13,045 --> 01:12:15,324
(GUNSHOT)

1156
01:12:15,325 --> 01:12:18,604
Where is Mina?
Well, she's gotta be close by.

1157
01:12:18,605 --> 01:12:20,804
(DISTANT GROWLING)

1158
01:12:20,805 --> 01:12:22,404
Well, let's throw her a bone.

1159
01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:24,725
Whew! What a view!

1160
01:12:25,845 --> 01:12:27,084
All this space!

1161
01:12:27,085 --> 01:12:29,484
Maybe we should blow the craft room
out into a super spa.

1162
01:12:29,485 --> 01:12:31,164
Ooh! Hers and hers sinks.
Maybe a sauna.

1163
01:12:31,165 --> 01:12:32,844
(BOTH FIRING)
Clawfoot tub.

1164
01:12:32,845 --> 01:12:35,165
You know I love a soak.
(SNARLS)

1165
01:12:37,165 --> 01:12:39,845
(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)

1166
01:12:48,925 --> 01:12:51,164
These dogs need obedience school.

1167
01:12:51,165 --> 01:12:55,005
Yeah. Where I should be
the headmaster. Know why?

1168
01:12:56,365 --> 01:12:59,525
I have an inkling.
(FIRES GUN)

1169
01:13:13,205 --> 01:13:14,685
(GASPS)

1170
01:13:16,845 --> 01:13:18,325
(GROANS)

1171
01:13:20,645 --> 01:13:23,564
Doc!
- Fuck!
- Piece of...

1172
01:13:23,565 --> 01:13:26,285
(GENERAL GROANS AND SNARLS)

1173
01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:29,644
(FIRES GUN)

1174
01:13:29,645 --> 01:13:32,644
Doc! Doc!
(GROANS)

1175
01:13:32,645 --> 01:13:35,285
(GUNSHOT)

1176
01:13:36,805 --> 01:13:38,805
I thought I'd lost you!
(GRUNTS)

1177
01:13:39,885 --> 01:13:41,405
Not today.

1178
01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:46,525
I believe we are pooched.
(HORN BEEPING)

1179
01:13:50,485 --> 01:13:52,125
Nedley.

1180
01:13:53,045 --> 01:13:54,284
(LAUGHING)

1181
01:13:54,285 --> 01:13:57,445
Who takes the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who?

1182
01:13:58,885 --> 01:14:00,484
Attaboy, Randy.

1183
01:14:00,485 --> 01:14:04,525
Doc. Stay with him.
I'm gonna end this.

1184
01:14:06,285 --> 01:14:07,765
(SNARLING)

1185
01:14:11,205 --> 01:14:14,844
Mina! Where the fuck are you?

1186
01:14:14,845 --> 01:14:16,965
(GUNSHOTS, GROANING)

1187
01:14:27,645 --> 01:14:30,044
She's not coming here.
(GROWLING)

1188
01:14:30,045 --> 01:14:32,245
I need to go where the fish are.

1189
01:14:36,885 --> 01:14:39,444
Babe, can you hold them off long
enough so I can get to Wynonna?

1190
01:14:39,445 --> 01:14:41,885
What is she doing?
Something stupid.

1191
01:14:44,045 --> 01:14:46,005
It's about time.

1192
01:14:48,365 --> 01:14:52,245
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Urrgh! You mongrels!

1193
01:14:55,085 --> 01:14:56,685
Yee-haw!

1194
01:14:59,285 --> 01:15:02,284
Stop the car! (GROANS)

1195
01:15:02,285 --> 01:15:06,204
Hey, you should know. I just
took out Satan's labradoodles

1196
01:15:06,205 --> 01:15:08,484
and didn't even flinch. (LAUGHS)

1197
01:15:08,485 --> 01:15:10,205
Just drive, you ol' coot!

1198
01:15:11,085 --> 01:15:12,885
(DISTANT GUNFIRE)

1199
01:15:16,605 --> 01:15:18,925
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1200
01:15:24,285 --> 01:15:27,285
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
You're supposed to stay high.

1201
01:15:28,405 --> 01:15:29,965
What you doing, Earp?

1202
01:15:31,165 --> 01:15:33,444
The last thing Mina told me was
that she'd see me in Hell.

1203
01:15:33,445 --> 01:15:36,284
So... (BREATHING HEAVILY)

1204
01:15:36,285 --> 01:15:38,084
This is the part where
you tell me I'm crazy.

1205
01:15:38,085 --> 01:15:41,244
Hey. We're desperate for crazy.

1206
01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,524
Maybe the craziest.

1207
01:15:43,525 --> 01:15:47,685
Fentanyl's most deadly
when it's pure. On its own.

1208
01:15:49,285 --> 01:15:51,365
I hate this so bad.

1209
01:15:52,525 --> 01:15:55,804
Well, it takes bad to end worse.
I don't want you to end.

1210
01:15:55,805 --> 01:15:58,484
We don't want us to lose.

1211
01:15:58,485 --> 01:16:01,485
(POIGNANT MUSIC)

1212
01:16:02,405 --> 01:16:05,565
I'm ready, Nicole... One last time.

1213
01:16:11,565 --> 01:16:14,365
Don't tell Waverly.
She won't understand.

1214
01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:19,245
(FAST-PACED ACTION MUSIC)

1215
01:16:22,285 --> 01:16:25,045
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1216
01:16:30,965 --> 01:16:32,044
(MUSIC STOPS)

1217
01:16:32,045 --> 01:16:34,445
(PANTING)

1218
01:16:39,645 --> 01:16:42,364
This is usually my favourite part.

1219
01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:44,565
The wet entry.

1220
01:16:47,245 --> 01:16:48,725
(GROANS)

1221
01:16:51,165 --> 01:16:53,404
I do reckon I know that gun.

1222
01:16:53,405 --> 01:16:54,924
Are you sure you're OK?

1223
01:16:54,925 --> 01:16:56,724
(CRIES)
(ALICE BAWLING)

1224
01:16:56,725 --> 01:16:58,964
Nobody looking for an Earp
will ever find her.

1225
01:16:58,965 --> 01:17:00,444
This is your home.

1226
01:17:00,445 --> 01:17:02,764
(LOUDSPEAKER) 'You're all under
arrest for trespassing.'

1227
01:17:02,765 --> 01:17:04,124
They say this is your third strike.

1228
01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,404
They're taking you to
an adult correctional facility.

1229
01:17:06,405 --> 01:17:09,644
- I'm sorry, kid.
- It's not that.
My bracelet, Waverly's bracelet.

1230
01:17:09,645 --> 01:17:11,844
It's the last piece of my family
that I have.

1231
01:17:11,845 --> 01:17:13,244
It snapped off in the barn.

1232
01:17:13,245 --> 01:17:17,084
Well, you're not allowed to have
personal effects in jail, kid.

1233
01:17:17,085 --> 01:17:19,684
Sorry.
It was you!

1234
01:17:19,685 --> 01:17:22,164
YOU called the cops on me!
I had to! I had no choice.

1235
01:17:22,165 --> 01:17:26,604
You were the one that ran off.
I'm the one who escaped!

1236
01:17:26,605 --> 01:17:29,564
You don't wish I was less.
You just wish you were more.

1237
01:17:29,565 --> 01:17:31,725
Let's go.

1238
01:17:38,005 --> 01:17:40,565
(TENSE MUSIC)

1239
01:17:55,245 --> 01:17:57,565
(EERIE GHOSTLY VOICES)

1240
01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:04,764
Gotcha, Earp.

1241
01:18:04,765 --> 01:18:07,124
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING)
(GROANS)

1242
01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:10,845
(GROANS AND SCREAMS)

1243
01:18:14,485 --> 01:18:16,484
Ne renonceront jamais
a l'appel des odeurs.

1244
01:18:16,485 --> 01:18:19,604
Jusqu'a ce qu'ils se regalent
de la chair de leur proie.

1245
01:18:19,605 --> 01:18:22,204
Ils n'arreteront jamais.
Ne renonceront -

1246
01:18:22,205 --> 01:18:24,844
Hey, Studio Bitchywhore.

1247
01:18:24,845 --> 01:18:27,324
What the hell are you doing here?
I'm doin' Hell.

1248
01:18:27,325 --> 01:18:30,844
Uh-huh. I was a prisoner down here
for 20 years!

1249
01:18:30,845 --> 01:18:34,484
And finally privy to the power
you always craved.

1250
01:18:34,485 --> 01:18:36,925
Even if it is dark as...

1251
01:18:38,085 --> 01:18:39,364
...Hell.

1252
01:18:39,365 --> 01:18:43,124
Fuck you.
That's your tell, Mina. You got out.

1253
01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,804
You could've gone anywhere,

1254
01:18:44,805 --> 01:18:47,764
but you skittered back into your
prison, willingly.

1255
01:18:47,765 --> 01:18:51,804
(SCOFFS)
You absolute fucking gash.

1256
01:18:51,805 --> 01:18:54,404
You had me at Hell-oh. (FIRES GUN)

1257
01:18:54,405 --> 01:18:55,605
(GROANS)

1258
01:18:57,005 --> 01:19:00,204
You deserve to be here, not me,
- you cunt!
- Maybe.

1259
01:19:00,205 --> 01:19:04,244
But no matter how long I sit here,
I'll never cut a deal with demons.

1260
01:19:04,245 --> 01:19:06,005
(FIRES)
(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

1261
01:19:07,125 --> 01:19:10,564
Peacemaker won't stop me.
It will for a minute.

1262
01:19:10,565 --> 01:19:12,084
Lot of minutes in eternity.

1263
01:19:12,085 --> 01:19:13,964
(GROANS)

1264
01:19:13,965 --> 01:19:18,685
You think your dogs won't stop
coming? I'll never stop coming.

1265
01:19:19,365 --> 01:19:20,564
(GROANS)

1266
01:19:20,565 --> 01:19:22,924
This is insane!

1267
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,804
You can't win!

1268
01:19:24,805 --> 01:19:27,884
No. But I can keep making you lose.

1269
01:19:27,885 --> 01:19:29,844
(SHOOTS)
(GROANS)

1270
01:19:29,845 --> 01:19:32,044
Alright! Enough!

1271
01:19:32,045 --> 01:19:36,284
I know curses. And now I'm yours.
(SHOOTS)(GROANS)

1272
01:19:36,285 --> 01:19:38,684
You came for my family.
Now you will never make...

1273
01:19:38,685 --> 01:19:40,644
(SHOOTS)(GROANS)
...your... (SHOOTS)(GROANS)

1274
01:19:40,645 --> 01:19:42,645
...peace. (SHOOTS)
(GROANS)

1275
01:19:45,765 --> 01:19:47,324
(GRUNTS)

1276
01:19:47,325 --> 01:19:48,925
(BOTH GRUNTING AND GROANING)

1277
01:19:51,365 --> 01:19:54,005
(THUDS AND GROANS)

1278
01:19:56,805 --> 01:20:00,125
I'm faster. I'm stronger.

1279
01:20:00,965 --> 01:20:03,484
I'm meaner.

1280
01:20:03,485 --> 01:20:07,644
Is that... The Elchur-Magnifico Box
of Containment.

1281
01:20:07,645 --> 01:20:09,964
(GASPS)

1282
01:20:09,965 --> 01:20:14,004
You tricked me!
The best man I know taught me,

1283
01:20:14,005 --> 01:20:16,924
when you bluff, you gotta go all in.

1284
01:20:16,925 --> 01:20:21,004
I'll trade you that jail cell for
the thing that makes you the heir,

1285
01:20:21,005 --> 01:20:24,004
the only thing
that's ever made you anything.

1286
01:20:24,005 --> 01:20:25,884
That was before.

1287
01:20:25,885 --> 01:20:28,844
And then my people showed up...

1288
01:20:28,845 --> 01:20:31,084
and made me everything.

1289
01:20:31,085 --> 01:20:33,924
(WHIRRING)

1290
01:20:33,925 --> 01:20:37,764
What...
Sorry, girl. We had a time.

1291
01:20:37,765 --> 01:20:40,845
Hey, Mina? Enjoy your crab bucket.

1292
01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:44,444
(CRIES OUT)

1293
01:20:44,445 --> 01:20:45,685
No!

1294
01:20:53,765 --> 01:20:56,924
Wynonna did it. She got the big dog.

1295
01:20:56,925 --> 01:20:59,125
I'm gonna go double-check
for strays.

1296
01:21:01,245 --> 01:21:03,364
Where is Wynonna?

1297
01:21:03,365 --> 01:21:06,004
I promised not to tell.

1298
01:21:06,005 --> 01:21:09,845
(EERIE DEMONIC VOICES)

1299
01:21:14,125 --> 01:21:17,245
(GASPS) All the demons I've ever
killed are coming for me.

1300
01:21:20,845 --> 01:21:23,564
Just have fun out there, Earp.

1301
01:21:23,565 --> 01:21:25,845
(DEEP DEMONIC VOICE)

1302
01:21:26,885 --> 01:21:30,124
But Alice, she'll be OK.

1303
01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:31,284
They'll be OK.

1304
01:21:31,285 --> 01:21:35,085
DEMON: We know you're...
(EERIE SCREECHING)

1305
01:21:39,885 --> 01:21:42,044
WAVERLY: (FAINT) Wynonna!

1306
01:21:42,045 --> 01:21:45,165
(RUMBLING)
Wynonna!

1307
01:21:50,285 --> 01:21:52,565
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1308
01:21:57,965 --> 01:21:59,325
(GRUNTING AND GASPING)

1309
01:22:01,165 --> 01:22:03,204
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1310
01:22:03,205 --> 01:22:04,925
Hey.

1311
01:22:06,405 --> 01:22:09,164
Waverly Earp.

1312
01:22:09,165 --> 01:22:10,925
And her narc.

1313
01:22:11,965 --> 01:22:14,325
What, like you got a monopoly
on breakin' the rules?

1314
01:22:15,645 --> 01:22:18,205
Thanks for going in my hole.
Any time.

1315
01:22:19,325 --> 01:22:22,005
Uh, not any time, but...

1316
01:22:25,285 --> 01:22:27,685
Where's Peacemaker?

1317
01:22:30,125 --> 01:22:32,365
Where she can do the most good.

1318
01:22:33,885 --> 01:22:34,885
My angel.

1319
01:22:35,685 --> 01:22:37,324
"Fucking Waverly" is fine.

1320
01:22:37,325 --> 01:22:42,245
Well, it sounds more than
fine. It sounds delightful.

1321
01:22:45,965 --> 01:22:47,845
This wasn't on the chore wheel.

1322
01:22:52,005 --> 01:22:53,444
Agent Lafferty?

1323
01:22:53,445 --> 01:22:55,124
When'd you get here?

1324
01:22:55,125 --> 01:22:57,204
Clearly just in time.

1325
01:22:57,205 --> 01:23:00,364
What the fuck, Rookie Blue?
Give me the box.

1326
01:23:00,365 --> 01:23:03,644
Do not give it to him.
No shit.

1327
01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,164
Alright. (FIRES GUN)
(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

1328
01:23:06,165 --> 01:23:09,844
- Nedley!
- Son of a...
Next one's a little higher.

1329
01:23:09,845 --> 01:23:12,724
So you're a Black Badge,
but you'd commit treason? Murder?

1330
01:23:12,725 --> 01:23:15,204
I'm never getting promoted
at Black Badge.

1331
01:23:15,205 --> 01:23:19,324
I failed the psych evaluation...
too many times.

1332
01:23:19,325 --> 01:23:21,124
I wonder why.

1333
01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,964
(ALL GASP)

1334
01:23:22,965 --> 01:23:24,204
I got a better offer.

1335
01:23:24,205 --> 01:23:26,844
There's lots of, uh, organisations

1336
01:23:26,845 --> 01:23:29,244
that'll pay top dollar
for a genuine demon

1337
01:23:29,245 --> 01:23:32,604
and the ultimate demon-killing gun.

1338
01:23:32,605 --> 01:23:33,685
Come on.

1339
01:23:34,845 --> 01:23:38,364
Lafferty,
whatever your real name is,

1340
01:23:38,365 --> 01:23:41,164
I'm begging you, please.
Listen to me.

1341
01:23:41,165 --> 01:23:43,844
You can't take this box
out of the Ghost River Triangle.

1342
01:23:43,845 --> 01:23:45,804
Mina can never be let out of
this thing.

1343
01:23:45,805 --> 01:23:48,244
My daughter's life depends on this.

1344
01:23:48,245 --> 01:23:51,205
OK.

1345
01:24:01,405 --> 01:24:03,084
I've disabled your cars.

1346
01:24:03,085 --> 01:24:05,245
You can't follow me.
You can't stop me.

1347
01:24:06,325 --> 01:24:10,084
But I'm gonna let you live.

1348
01:24:10,085 --> 01:24:12,285
I'm hell for leather like that.

1349
01:24:13,725 --> 01:24:15,324
Somebody will stop this.

1350
01:24:15,325 --> 01:24:17,884
(GROANS)
NICOLE: No!

1351
01:24:17,885 --> 01:24:19,245
LAFFERTY: Not you.

1352
01:24:23,485 --> 01:24:25,645
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1353
01:24:33,365 --> 01:24:36,125
Thank God. A sorrel.

1354
01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:47,205
(DRAMATIC ACTION MUSIC)

1355
01:25:12,925 --> 01:25:14,485
(HORSE NICKERS)

1356
01:25:19,205 --> 01:25:21,445
No fucking way!

1357
01:25:22,765 --> 01:25:26,924
I admit, I forgot about you.

1358
01:25:26,925 --> 01:25:29,844
You're a terrible liar.
Had YOU fooled.

1359
01:25:29,845 --> 01:25:31,964
Not for a minute.

1360
01:25:31,965 --> 01:25:35,404
Go home, Holliday. To your woman.

1361
01:25:35,405 --> 01:25:40,484
I cannot and I will not let you
leave with that box.

1362
01:25:40,485 --> 01:25:44,004
You're too old to stop me.
I'm too old not to.

1363
01:25:44,005 --> 01:25:49,764
Once upon a time you may have been
the fastest gunslinger in the West.

1364
01:25:49,765 --> 01:25:53,284
But that was long ago,
with ancient pistols.

1365
01:25:53,285 --> 01:25:55,684
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1366
01:25:55,685 --> 01:25:59,604
OK.
You can't take us all out.

1367
01:25:59,605 --> 01:26:01,805
I know who I'm taking out first.

1368
01:26:07,325 --> 01:26:10,844
Remember. You wanted this.

1369
01:26:10,845 --> 01:26:12,925
(GUNFIRE)

1370
01:26:25,205 --> 01:26:29,365
Nobody wants this. I should know.

1371
01:26:30,045 --> 01:26:32,644
I fought it for 172 years.

1372
01:26:32,645 --> 01:26:35,204
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Come on.

1373
01:26:35,205 --> 01:26:39,525
It's Doc!
Go! Help him!

1374
01:26:40,925 --> 01:26:43,644
(POIGNANT STRINGS)

1375
01:26:43,645 --> 01:26:46,405
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1376
01:27:04,685 --> 01:27:07,245
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1377
01:27:08,365 --> 01:27:11,085
Doc! Doc!

1378
01:27:12,245 --> 01:27:14,685
Doc!

1379
01:27:20,845 --> 01:27:22,525
Did you get 'em all?
Please...

1380
01:27:24,645 --> 01:27:25,925
Do you know who I am?

1381
01:27:34,645 --> 01:27:37,005
You're my person.

1382
01:27:41,245 --> 01:27:43,324
Keep it.

1383
01:27:43,325 --> 01:27:46,245
There's no-one on Earth who will do
more to keep it safe.

1384
01:27:47,205 --> 01:27:49,004
And our Alice...

1385
01:27:49,005 --> 01:27:50,724
(GASPING)

1386
01:27:50,725 --> 01:27:52,005
Tell her...

1387
01:27:55,085 --> 01:27:56,684
...all the good stuff.

1388
01:27:56,685 --> 01:28:02,084
Doc. You're gonna be OK.

1389
01:28:02,085 --> 01:28:05,445
I have been. Many times.

1390
01:28:08,005 --> 01:28:09,605
More than my share.

1391
01:28:16,845 --> 01:28:20,644
Doc, we can fix this.
(CHUCKLES)

1392
01:28:20,645 --> 01:28:23,284
You know, you really are awful
at bluffing.

1393
01:28:23,285 --> 01:28:24,405
(TEARFUL LAUGH)

1394
01:28:27,485 --> 01:28:29,725
But you're pretty good
at the rest of it.

1395
01:28:32,605 --> 01:28:34,164
All of it, really.

1396
01:28:34,165 --> 01:28:36,764
Please let me save you, Doc.

1397
01:28:36,765 --> 01:28:43,165
Oh, my darlin'. You did.
(STRAINED LAUGH)

1398
01:28:44,445 --> 01:28:46,845
Doc...

1399
01:28:50,045 --> 01:28:52,325
Wynonna Earp.

1400
01:28:59,485 --> 01:29:01,764
(SOBS)

1401
01:29:01,765 --> 01:29:04,325
(SORROWFUL MUSIC)

1402
01:29:17,085 --> 01:29:19,085
(STONES CLATTER)

1403
01:29:22,645 --> 01:29:24,364
The box,

1404
01:29:24,365 --> 01:29:27,164
Mina...

1405
01:29:27,165 --> 01:29:29,004
and Peacemaker.

1406
01:29:29,005 --> 01:29:30,485
It's down there too.

1407
01:29:33,685 --> 01:29:37,045
I meant it when I said
he'd protect it forever.

1408
01:29:38,765 --> 01:29:41,685
And I'm gonna stay and protect him.

1409
01:29:46,325 --> 01:29:48,804
Thanks again for flying in,
Jeremy.

1410
01:29:48,805 --> 01:29:51,404
Are you kidding?

1411
01:29:51,405 --> 01:29:52,965
I would have come by canoe.

1412
01:29:55,805 --> 01:30:00,845
It was a damn good funeral,
for his, uh, second funeral.

1413
01:30:03,005 --> 01:30:05,804
You're welcome to stay in Purgatory,
at the homestead,

1414
01:30:05,805 --> 01:30:07,324
as long as you like.

1415
01:30:07,325 --> 01:30:12,964
Thank you, but I don't think my back
can take another night
in the craft room.

1416
01:30:12,965 --> 01:30:15,205
And my liver definitely
can't take more Earpin'.

1417
01:30:21,925 --> 01:30:23,884
I get it.

1418
01:30:23,885 --> 01:30:27,004
You've got some work to do.

1419
01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:28,765
Like finding a way to fix this.

1420
01:30:29,965 --> 01:30:33,324
Yeah. Yeah, Black Badge has a lot of
unconventional resources

1421
01:30:33,325 --> 01:30:35,444
at our disposal...

1422
01:30:35,445 --> 01:30:37,564
I'll try, Wynonna.

1423
01:30:37,565 --> 01:30:40,564
You'll do better than that.

1424
01:30:40,565 --> 01:30:42,484
I promise.

1425
01:30:42,485 --> 01:30:46,324
It'll help that I hired the most
ingenious researcher I've ever met.

1426
01:30:46,325 --> 01:30:51,964
Do send photos of Abu Simbel.
Don't open any cursed tombs.

1427
01:30:51,965 --> 01:30:54,845
I'm not allowed to enjoy
my weekends?

1428
01:30:56,285 --> 01:30:58,644
Oh! Try the fatta,
but maybe not the street meat.

1429
01:30:58,645 --> 01:31:00,724
I'm still gonna be vegan in Egypt.

1430
01:31:00,725 --> 01:31:04,484
No pyramid schemes.
(LAUGHS) Very funny.

1431
01:31:04,485 --> 01:31:06,445
And so lovely.

1432
01:31:07,365 --> 01:31:09,405
I'm proud of you.

1433
01:31:10,565 --> 01:31:13,124
Whoo...
(CHUCKLE)

1434
01:31:13,125 --> 01:31:16,764
Jeremy says the agency
is rife with corruption.

1435
01:31:16,765 --> 01:31:19,244
We need to find out
who Lafferty was working for.

1436
01:31:19,245 --> 01:31:20,524
You will.

1437
01:31:20,525 --> 01:31:26,324
Because you are Waverly Goddamn
Head Cheerleader

1438
01:31:26,325 --> 01:31:29,885
Tentacle-Resistant... Earp.

1439
01:31:30,965 --> 01:31:33,965
Don't forget Nicole Haught's wife.

1440
01:31:35,885 --> 01:31:38,284
OK. My turn.

1441
01:31:38,285 --> 01:31:41,364
Don't be too hard on her.
But don't be too soft.

1442
01:31:41,365 --> 01:31:43,405
I'm gonna whip her into shape.

1443
01:31:46,325 --> 01:31:50,164
I'll be home for Easter.
I know.

1444
01:31:50,165 --> 01:31:52,964
♪ I'm ready now

1445
01:31:52,965 --> 01:31:56,004
♪ Stand my ground

1446
01:31:56,005 --> 01:31:58,765
♪ There's a fighter coming out

1447
01:32:00,765 --> 01:32:02,845
♪ And I won't back down...

1448
01:32:04,165 --> 01:32:06,124
Hey, let me help you.

1449
01:32:06,125 --> 01:32:08,564
Whoa, geez, Waves,
how many bras did you pack?

1450
01:32:08,565 --> 01:32:12,204
Hey, that's sexist... Over 20.

1451
01:32:12,205 --> 01:32:14,724
Finally learning from my mistakes.

1452
01:32:14,725 --> 01:32:16,644
Bye, you.

1453
01:32:16,645 --> 01:32:20,245
Actually feels like I'm finally
embracing my inner Wynonna.

1454
01:32:21,965 --> 01:32:25,364
Here's to the adventure.
You've earned it.

1455
01:32:25,365 --> 01:32:29,605
As long as you've got your passport,
Agent Earp.

1456
01:32:30,645 --> 01:32:33,565
(SQUEALS) I have a passport!
Amazing.

1457
01:32:35,645 --> 01:32:38,684
Thanks for staying.
Yeah, I want to.

1458
01:32:38,685 --> 01:32:41,565
(HORN BEEPS)
(LAUGHS)

1459
01:32:43,845 --> 01:32:46,364
♪ I'm ready now

1460
01:32:46,365 --> 01:32:49,324
♪ Stand my ground

1461
01:32:49,325 --> 01:32:51,844
♪ No more hiding who I am

1462
01:32:51,845 --> 01:32:54,845
♪ I'm not running again

1463
01:32:56,365 --> 01:32:58,765
♪ I won't back down

1464
01:32:59,045 --> 01:33:02,605
♪ I won't back down

1465
01:33:06,005 --> 01:33:09,724
♪ Ooh ooh ooh

1466
01:33:09,725 --> 01:33:11,925
♪ Ooh ooh, ooh ooh

1467
01:33:12,965 --> 01:33:15,125
♪ Ooh ooh, ooh ooh ♪

1468
01:33:17,085 --> 01:33:20,444
Does anybody have a rake?
I got one hell of an itch.

1469
01:33:20,445 --> 01:33:23,324
Boo-hoo. We get it.
You love casts.

1470
01:33:23,325 --> 01:33:27,604
You gonna let her talk like that?
Hey, we're gonna get her trained
in citizen relations.

1471
01:33:27,605 --> 01:33:29,644
A book.
After we deputise her.

1472
01:33:29,645 --> 01:33:33,804
I can't believe I'm a cop.
Are we sure I left Hell?

1473
01:33:33,805 --> 01:33:36,604
It gets worse. I hear your boss is
a real hardass.

1474
01:33:36,605 --> 01:33:39,484
Hey, don't make me tear down
that fishing hut.

1475
01:33:39,485 --> 01:33:42,804
(DISTANT HOWL)

1476
01:33:42,805 --> 01:33:46,004
Fishing's over for the year.

1477
01:33:46,005 --> 01:33:47,724
But hunting season's about to begin.

1478
01:33:47,725 --> 01:33:50,604
You guys still haven't found
that sexy werewolf, huh?

1479
01:33:50,605 --> 01:33:53,404
Well, we don't know how sexy it is.

1480
01:33:53,405 --> 01:33:55,244
Nicole, come on.

1481
01:33:55,245 --> 01:33:58,645
And it's Sheriff Haught.

1482
01:34:03,285 --> 01:34:06,084
I'm Deputy Earp,

1483
01:34:06,085 --> 01:34:09,045
reporting for duty.

1484
01:34:09,725 --> 01:34:12,084
You said "duty".
Keep it professional, Sheriff.

1485
01:34:12,085 --> 01:34:14,365
We're on the clock.
(CHUCKLES)

1486
01:34:16,085 --> 01:34:18,484
It's war on top buttons?

1487
01:34:18,485 --> 01:34:20,085
Let's get to work.

1488
01:34:23,805 --> 01:34:26,605
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1489
01:34:42,485 --> 01:34:44,605
(UPBEAT COUNTRY GUITAR MUSIC)

1490
01:35:19,445 --> 01:35:22,365
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