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["Change" playing]

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- Mrs. Mariann.
- You have the nine and a half?

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- Yeah, you're a lucky lady.
- Oh, I'm excited.

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Last pair.
Let me see those beautiful feet.

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The right foot's all right?

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There you go. Get it in there.

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[grunting]

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- They're too tight.
- It's okay. All right.

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- Are these the nine and a half?
- These are the nine and a half, yeah.

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Do you have the next size?

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No, not in a Kerrybrooke. But that's why
I don't like Kerrybrooke,

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because they fit really small.
They're made for dolls or something.

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- They're too tight.
- Okay, take 'em off. Don't worry about it.

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- You ever try Vitality?
- No.

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I'll be right with you.

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Excuse me. Sorry.

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I bought a pair of shoes here
the other day from him, with the glasses.

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- Marty.
- Yeah?

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This woman said
she bought a pair of shoes from you.

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Oh, yeah. You bought
the brown Mary Janes, right?

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Yeah, I did. They're great.
I wore them out of the store.

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- Okay.
- So I left my old ones here.

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Okay. What did they look like?

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They're two-toned pumps, wingtips.

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- Lloyd, did you see her shoes?
- No.

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Is it possible that you maybe
put them in one of the boxes

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of the other shoes that I was trying on
and restocked them?

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Okay. All right. Um...

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Do you mind if my colleague
helps you out for a second?

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Lloyd. Can you help with Mariann here?

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Sure. Sure.

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Yeah, we'll check the basement. Come.

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Thank you. Excuse me.

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Lloyd's gonna help you.
Get the Vitalities.

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Okay. I'll think about the price.

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I'll be right with you.
Let me finish up here.

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[Mariann] Okay, thank you.

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- What?
- Shh.

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- [person] Marty.
- Ah, fuck.

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I wanna show you something. Come here.

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- What?
- One second. Just get low. Go low.

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Why do I have to get low?

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- How you doing?
- Marty, look what I got for ya.

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What is this?

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Check it out.

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[Marty] What am I looking at?

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Turn it over.

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- Manager?
- Manager.

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Come on, Murray.

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Whatever you do,
just don't tell Lloyd about this.

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Look, I've been very clear with you.

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I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
You built something very commendable here.

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I don't wanna--
I don't wanna discuss this now.

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Stop. Stop. Let me say something.

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It's been good for my soul
to see this up close and personal.

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- But I'm not a shoe salesman.
- I don't wanna discuss this.

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- I'm not a shoe salesman.
- I don't wanna discuss this, okay?

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I do wanna discuss it, 'cause when
I'm back from my trip, this is over.

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I'm not coming back and doing this.

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Speaking of which, can we settle up now?
I gotta buy my plane ticket.

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We'll settle at closing.

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I wanted to see the travel agent
on my break.

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You'll never come back
after your lunch break.

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That's what you think of me?

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- Yes.
- You think I would go and not come back?

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Yes. I said settle at closing, okay?

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- That's it?
- Yeah, that's it. Goodbye.

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[Marty] I love you.

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- Come on.
- Wait. Just wait for me.

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[chuckling]

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I was about... I was about to come to you.

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No, Ira's home sick.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't get sick.
- What?

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I got the championships.

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No, it's food poisoning.
It's food poisoning.

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["Forever Young" playing]

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[moaning]

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I wish I could hide you in my luggage.

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I wanna come with you so bad.

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[both breathing heavily]

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<i>♪ Let's dance in style
Let's dance for a while ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Heaven can wait
We're only watching the skies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hoping for the best
But expecting the worst ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Are you gonna drop the bomb or not? ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Let us die young
Or let us live forever ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ We don't have the power
But we never say never ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Sitting in a sandpit
Life is a short trip ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ The music's for the sad men ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Can you imagine when this race is won? ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Turn our golden faces into the sun ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Praising our leaders
We're getting in tune ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ The music's played by the...
The madmen ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Forever young ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want to be forever young ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do you really want to live forever? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Forever and ever ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Forever young ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want to be forever young ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do you really want to live forever? ♪</i>

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Backhand. Backhand. Backhand.

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{\an8}Forehand. Forehand. Forehand.

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{\an8}Backhand. Backhand. Backhand.

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{\an8}Forehand. Forehand.

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{\an8}Backhand. Backhand.

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{\an8}And lob.

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{\an8}[groans]

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{\an8}Forehand.

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{\an8}- Marty!
- What!

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{\an8}- Phone!
- Tell him I left 20 minutes ago!

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{\an8}I'm not your goddamn messenger!
Pick up the goddamn phone!

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{\an8}I can't. Wally, take the white shirt off.

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{\an8}I can't follow the white ball
against the white shirt.

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{\an8}Stop it. You're a fucking sun dodger.

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{\an8}Oh, yeah? I love you. I love you.

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{\an8}Hello?

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{\an8}<i>It's Judy.</i>

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{\an8}Hi, Judy.

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{\an8}<i>Your mother, she's very sick.</i>

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{\an8}Okay, really?

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{\an8}<i>Yes. She's gray in the face.
She's speaking nonsense.</i>

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{\an8}<i>She's asking for you.
You should come home.</i>

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{\an8}Sounds really bad.
You should probably call an ambulance.

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{\an8}<i>Who's gonna go with her?</i>

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{\an8}Uh, I don't know. You should probably go
since you're so invested.

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[whispering on phone]

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<i>Hold on a minute.</i>

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[Judy] <i>He's not buying it.</i>

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[mother whispering]
<i>Just tell him I stopped breathing!</i>

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[Judy] <i>Absolutely not. That's ridiculous.
I'm not saying that.</i>

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Tell him you're taking me to the hospital.

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{\an8}Okay, fine. I'll take her
to the emergency room

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{\an8}and sit there
and wait for God knows how long.

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{\an8}And you can come here
and give my husband his medicine

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{\an8}and massage his feet all night long.

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{\an8}[mother] Tell him I passed out.

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{\an8}[Judy] Oh, my God! Your mother,
she just lost consciousness.

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{\an8}[Judy] You've gotta come home now.

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{\an8}[Ira] Hello?

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{\an8}Hi. Just give me a second.

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[Marty] <i>I don't know
what you want me to say, Judy.</i>

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<i>I'm busy. I'm on my lunch break.</i>

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<i>I can hear her whispering.
She's right there standing next to you.</i>

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{\an8}- [Judy] <i>I told you she passed out.</i>
- [Marty] <i>It's annoying me now.</i>

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{\an8}Who are you talking to?

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{\an8}Oh. I'm not talking to anybody.

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{\an8}Judy's just been tying up the line
for an hour.

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{\an8}I got you some broth.

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It's ice cold.

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Yeah, 'cause the line was really long
at the shop.

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Oh, yeah? So that's what they'll say
if I call down and ask?

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You don't believe me?
You calling me a liar?

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{\an8}Pick up the phone and call them.

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{\an8}You're gonna have to get Judy
off the phone first.

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- Oh, okay.
- [Judy speaks indistinctly]

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Hey, Judy, get off the phone.

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[rattling]

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{\an8}[spraying]

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Okay, this is a normal IATT approved ball.

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Try to follow the white ball
against the white.

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Almost impossible, right?

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{\an8}I don't even see your eyes moving.

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{\an8}If I'm wearing a white shirt,
you can't see the ball.

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Now, imagine it with an orange ball,
which no one's ever thought of.

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See? You're already following it
way better. Look at his eyes.

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- See how his eyes are looking?
- Yeah, I see it.

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[Marty] You're looking more engaged now.

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So that's what we wanna do.
Right now in the world of table tennis,

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{\an8}you're obliged to wear black,
just so you can follow the white ball.

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{\an8}Look at this. That's Ted Bailey.

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Who's that?

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That's the number one ranked player
in the world right now.

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He's the British champion.
I've already beat him, by the way.

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Now look at this.

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That's Jack Kramer,
number one tennis player.

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- What's the difference there?
- He's wearing all white.

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{\an8}He's in all white. It's beautiful.

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{\an8}To me, that's luxury. To me, that's class.
You could sell that.

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Marty, a custom ball like that
is gonna cost a lot of money.

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Of course it's custom.
It's an original ball for an original guy.

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It's the Marty Supreme ball,
not the Marty Normal ball.

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But what's it gonna cost?

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It doesn't matter the cost.
We can't cheap out on this.

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It's gonna be nominal, Mr. Galanis.

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{\an8}[person] You always said we gotta
spend money to make money, right?

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{\an8}Get me a cup of coffee.

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{\an8}No. Get your secretary
to get ya a cup of coffee.

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Nancy's busy. Just get me a coffee.

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Dad, we're talking like men
about business here.

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- I'm not getting ya a cup of coffee.
- Get me the damn coffee!

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Marty, you want a coffee?

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No, I'm all right.
I'm not drinking caffeine.

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Listen.

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I appreciate you're friends with my son.

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- He's limited.
- [scoffs]

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He's 30 years old.
He's still living at home.

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He hasn't done much.

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And he doesn't know business.
He doesn't know the costs.

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I don't think he's limited, Mr. Galanis, respectfully.

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I mean, look at your business success.

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That's in your DNA,
and you passed that through to Dion.

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- It just hasn't been awoken yet.
- I don't know.

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{\an8}I wouldn't be here
trying to involve you in something

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{\an8}that I didn't fully in my bones
believe in.

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I have tremendous respect for your money.
I know it's hard to believe,

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but I'm telling you, this game,
it fills stadiums overseas.

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And it's only a matter of time before it
fills stadiums in the United States too,

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before I'm staring at you
from the cover of a Wheaties box.

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[Galanis]
<i>I don't know nothing about this business.</i>

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[Marty] <i>No, you don't.
That's why you gotta trust me.</i>

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{\an8}<i>This time next week, I'll be the first
American to ever win the British Open.</i>

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<i>That'll slide me into the number one
ranking for the World Championship.</i>

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Life <i>magazine's gonna cover it.</i>
Look <i>magazine's gonna cover it.</i>

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<i>They have to. The editor of</i> Look <i>magazine,
he loves me. They all love me.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'm uniquely positioned to be the face
of the entire sport in the United States.</i>

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[upbeat music playing]

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[rattling]

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Lloyd!

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I'm closing up.

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Yeah, I can see that.
Just here to see my uncle.

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He left.

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He left? What do you mean he left?
For the day?

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He had to take your mother
to the hospital.

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For crying out loud. She's not sick.

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Hey, Lloyd, he owes me money.
We were supposed to settle up today.

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Well, maybe if you didn't
take that five-hour lunch,

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- you would have spoke with him.
- Oh, shut up.

227
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[dialing]

228
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:21,788
[ringing]

229
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,170
[mother] <i>Hello.</i>

230
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,214
You're sounding a lot better, huh?
That happened quick.

231
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,132
[chuckles] <i>I'll live, no thanks to you!</i>

232
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,802
Enough, Mom.
Are you with Murray? Be honest.

233
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,639
<i>No. I think he left for his trip. Okay?</i>

234
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,265
His trip? What trip?

235
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,644
<i>He's taking Esther to Kutchers
for the weekend.</i>

236
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,812
<i>But he would have stayed
if I asked him to.</i>

237
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,399
You're not sick, Mom. He was supposed to
give me my money for my flight.

238
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,818
<i>Well, I don't know anything
about that, sweetie.</i>

239
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,904
Yes, you do! Why do you think
I'm working here?

240
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,198
I literally only accepted this job
for that.

241
00:10:57,199 --> 00:11:00,117
<i>I have no idea what you are implying.</i>

242
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,827
- You know what this is?
- <i>What, what is this?</i>

243
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,121
This is sabotage. You're sabotaging me.

244
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,834
<i>Oh, please.
You're sabotaging your own life.</i>

245
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,045
[door opens]

246
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,551
- What is that?
- What?

247
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,594
Are you seriously thinking
I'm gonna rob you?

248
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,679
Just a reflex.

249
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,223
If I wanted to rob you, you'd be dead.
You'd be in a pool of blood.

250
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,268
I came to grab my suit. You know
I bought this specifically for my trip?

251
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,396
Didn't know you need a suit
to play ping pong.

252
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,448
I just want the $700 that Murray owes me.

253
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,533
Yeah, or what?

254
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,451
- Or I'm gonna shoot you in the leg.
- No you're not.

255
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,536
You sure about that?

256
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,872
You shoot me in the leg, you'll be
spending the next few years in jail.

257
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,331
I'll shoot you in the head instead.

258
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,541
You're not gonna do that either.

259
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,252
Look, Lloyd, I just want what was
promised to me, not a penny more.

260
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,546
I'm gonna be coming home with
ten times that amount in prize money.

261
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,631
So just turn the other cheek,
let me take what I'm owed,

262
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,425
and I'll give you an even $100 dollars
when I get back.

263
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,051
Not interested.

264
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,345
Lloyd, come on. Look at me, please.

265
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,765
We both know you'd love nothing more
than to see my ass get canned.

266
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,101
You're a thousand times
more motivated than me to do this job,

267
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,686
and yet look at this, okay?

268
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,271
Look.

269
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:13,274
Murray gave that to me. Flip it over.

270
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,194
Manager. I'm gonna be your boss!

271
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,863
How unfair is that?
I could fire you whenever I want.

272
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,657
I could tell you to sweep the floor
on your hands and knees.

273
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,117
How about that, okay?

274
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,202
[sighs]

275
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:27,413
Lloyd, I'm actually pointing a gun
at you right now.

276
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,207
I'm actually threatening to use it.

277
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:32,084
This is a legit robbery like any other.
My fingerprints are all over this thing.

278
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,377
These are facts.

279
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,671
So open the safe,
let me take what I'm owed,

280
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,049
and you can call Murray,
tell him exactly what happened,

281
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,844
get me fired, press charges.
Whatever you want, okay?

282
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,347
Fine.

283
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,724
["I Have the Touch" playing]

284
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,482
- [flight attendant] Here you go, sir.
- Thank you.

285
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,818
<i>♪ The time I like is the rush hour ♪</i>

286
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,736
<i>♪ 'Cause I like the rush ♪</i>

287
00:12:58,737 --> 00:12:59,820
[thunderclap]

288
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,907
<i>♪ The pushing of the people ♪</i>

289
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,368
<i>♪ I like it all so much ♪</i>

290
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:07,287
<i>♪ Such a mass of motion ♪</i>

291
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,831
<i>♪ Do not know where it goes ♪</i>

292
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,001
We don't get our own rooms?

293
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,630
It's freezing in here.

294
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:21,801
[photographer] I really need you
to be serious now. Eyes on me.

295
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,344
Pakistan, I need you to look at me.

296
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,555
Wait, Japan brought a team this year?
You see that?

297
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:28,307
Yeah. The Japs sent a team.

298
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,725
What about the travel ban?

299
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,019
- They must have lifted it.
- No more travel ban?

300
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:35,606
[photographer] Okay, gentlemen, I want you
to flip your paddles for me now.

301
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:36,608
Thank you very much.

302
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:40,445
Here we go. One. Two. Three.

303
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,196
Hold it still.

304
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,615
["I Have the Touch" continues]

305
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,659
<i>♪ Shake hands ♪</i>

306
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,244
<i>♪ Shake hands ♪</i>

307
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,329
[music ends]

308
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,375
[Marty grunting]

309
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,545
[umpire 1] Match point, Mauser.

310
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,881
[crowd applauding]

311
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,437
[both grunting]

312
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,818
Match, Mauser.

313
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,029
[crowd cheering]

314
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:28,409
You let me get to my forehand too much.
Should've tried to put me in my backhand.

315
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,912
[umpire 2] Point, Endo.

316
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,955
[crowd applauding]

317
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,249
[tense music playing]

318
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,100
[umpire 2] Point, Endo.

319
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,483
- What's the score here?
- Nineteen-four.

320
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:02,694
- The Japanese guy?
- Japanese guy's trashing Bailey.

321
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,905
What's he using? What's that paddle?

322
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,158
[spectator]
I don't know, mate. No one knows.

323
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:11,994
It's silent.

324
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,122
- [spectator] Like a ghost!
- [Marty] Wow.

325
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,210
[umpire 2] Point, Endo.

326
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,921
Match point.

327
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,332
- Great game, Marty.
- Great game.

328
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,751
[umpire 3] Match, Mauser.

329
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,812
The winners of the tournament
at Stockholm...

330
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,857
Hey. You're Ram Sethi, right?

331
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,275
Sorry, could you hold for a moment?

332
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:26,569
- You don't mind?
- No. Can I help you with something?

333
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,821
I was just curious, where are you staying
while you're in town?

334
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,781
What business is it of yours?

335
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,450
I'm just saying,
what hotel are you staying at?

336
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,869
All the IATT representatives
are stationed at the Ritz.

337
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,246
- At the Ritz? Yeah, that's what I heard.
- Yes.

338
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,123
- Do you think that's okay?
- I don't know what you're implying.

339
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,918
- Have you seen where they put me?
- Is it a problem?

340
00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:45,087
Well, with all due respect, sir,
it's a dump.

341
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,673
I'm so sorry it doesn't meet
your high standards.

342
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,718
We offer complimentary housing
to all our players, Mr. Mauser.

343
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,720
So far as I know,
you're the only one to complain.

344
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,889
You're talking to me
like I'm any player off the street, okay?

345
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,141
I need good rest
so I can win the tournament.

346
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,852
You know perfectly well what an American
win will do for the future of the sport.

347
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:03,022
- I'm good for table tennis, Mr. Sethi.
- Appeal to the USTTA.

348
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,732
There is no USTTA. The USTTA
is two guys and a desk. It doesn't exist.

349
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,276
- Well, that's not my problem.
- It is your problem.

350
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,487
I wanna stay
where you're staying! That's what I need!

351
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,405
I am finding this whole exchange
really offensive.

352
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,866
- You're offended?
- I am offended.

353
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,412
I'm offended! You're making
your star player huddle in a rat's ass!

354
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,664
I'm so sorry for that interruption.

355
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:22,541
Um, back to Ceylon and Mexico...

356
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,212
- This is a nice hotel. Must cost a mint.
- Yeah, very nice.

357
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,714
The IATT covers accommodations?

358
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,009
- Only for their star players.
- Is that right? How many are there?

359
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,596
Star players? I don't know.
I haven't seen any others, so one.

360
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,889
Any nerves, going into the semis?

361
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,809
Nerves? Against Kletzki?
No. You kidding me?

362
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,144
Well, he's won the tournament
for the last three years.

363
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,939
- He's got quite the reputation.
- [Marty] I have quite the reputation.

364
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:48,526
Look, I'm gonna do to Kletzki
what Auschwitz couldn't.

365
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:50,279
Okay. I'm gonna finish the job.

366
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:55,741
- Jesus Christ.
- [reporter 1] A little strong, mate.

367
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,326
It's all right.
I'm Jewish. I can say that.

368
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,912
In fact, if you think about it,
I'm like Hitler's worst nightmare.

369
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,122
And why's that?

370
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,915
Look at me. I'm here.

371
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,086
I did it, I'm on top. I'm the ultimate
product of Hitler's defeat.

372
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,589
Yeah, write that down. That was good.
Write that down.

373
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,340
- [reporter 1] Nice one.
- "Ultimate product of Hitler's defeat."

374
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,634
- I do like that confidence.
- Put that under a picture of me.

375
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,970
- Tell us a bit about your background.
- My background?

376
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,430
[snores]

377
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:18,473
[reporters laugh]

378
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,977
No, but seriously...
My mother died in childbirth.

379
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,771
My father was a compulsive loser
who abandoned me when I was two years old.

380
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,523
I got stuck in the New York City
orphanage system,

381
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,483
got shuttled from one hellhole
to the next.

382
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,277
- Naturally, got in trouble with the law.
- Isn't that Kay Stone?

383
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,445
I don't want any of that to define me.

384
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:34,697
Excuse me. Excuse me. What?

385
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,699
- It's Kay Stone over there.
- That's her.

386
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,909
[Marty] Who's that?

387
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,494
[reporter 2] Well, you know, the movie
actress. Like, from the 1930s.

388
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,205
- <i>Opportunities</i>.
- <i>Opportunities</i>?

389
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,706
- That was good.
- Yeah, yeah. Great movie.

390
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:44,790
- <i>Black Box</i>.
- My dad loved her.

391
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,042
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

392
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,668
- [Marty] She was big?
- [reporter 3] She was huge.

393
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,545
[reporter 1] Came and went. That's her.

394
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,716
- [reporter 3] That's Hollywood, mate.
- [reporter 1] Yeah. It's her.

395
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,634
[reporter 2] It is indeed.

396
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,260
Something about a lake?

397
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,430
- <i>Shadow Lake</i>.
- Yeah, that was good.

398
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,558
[reporter 1]
Great legs. Gorgeous, mate. Gorgeous.

399
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,769
Think I have a chance, lads?

400
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,063
Next question.

401
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,567
[ringing]

402
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,696
[line clicks]

403
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,906
[Kay] <i>Hello?</i>

404
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,574
- Kay?
- <i>Speaking.</i>

405
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,077
Hey, it's Marty Mauser.
I'm in the Royal Suite.

406
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:22,954
I saw you in the lobby yesterday.

407
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,038
<i>Okay.</i>

408
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,290
Yeah, we made eye contact.
I was being interviewed.

409
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,416
[Kay scoffs]

410
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,751
<i>I don't recall.</i>

411
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,504
Well, I'm a huge admirer.

412
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,297
<i>Okay. Can I help you with something?</i>

413
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,217
Maybe. I just ordered one of everything
off the room service menu.

414
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,511
There's no way I'll be able to
eat it all alone.

415
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:39,720
<i>Ah.</i>

416
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,472
<i>So you'd like me to come up to your room?</i>

417
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,308
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- <i>Perhaps I should send my husband instead.</i>

418
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,185
Sure. He can come up here,
and I'll come down to you.

419
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,896
- <i>Wonderful. Thank you. Goodbye.</i>
- Wait. I wanna keep talking.

420
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,481
[scoffs] <i>Why is that?</i>

421
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,316
Because I've never talked to
an actual movie star.

422
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:55,403
<i>Well, now you have. I hope the experience
was all you thought it would be.</i>

423
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,113
You know, I'm something
of a performer too.

424
00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,116
- <i>Are you?</i>
- Yeah. You don't believe me?

425
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:01,075
<i>I...</i> [stammers]

426
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,703
You... What? What?

427
00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:04,662
<i>You're a performer?</i>

428
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,248
Yeah, I'm a performer. You got
the <i>Daily Mail</i> in front of you?

429
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,375
<i>Uh, I do have it, yes.</i>

430
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,044
Okay. Well, turn to page 12.

431
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:12,546
[Kay sighs]

432
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:14,965
<i>Uh...</i>

433
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:16,757
<i>Page 12.</i>

434
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,718
Okay. What am I looking at here?

435
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,429
- <i>Down the middle, in the center.</i>
- Uh.

436
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,471
This is you?

437
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,016
<i>Yeah, "the chosen one."
It's a nice picture, right?</i>

438
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,100
Ping pong?

439
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,311
<i>I play table tennis.
I'm here competing in the British Open.</i>

440
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:30,271
- How old are you?
- <i>I'm 23.</i>

441
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,689
Twenty-three.

442
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:32,899
<i>Yeah.</i>

443
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,651
I bet you can't name one film I've done.

444
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,819
<i>What makes you say that?</i>

445
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,863
Because I stopped acting
before you were born.

446
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,489
- <i>Really? That's really interesting.</i>
- Mm-hmm.

447
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,201
Kay, did you use my razor
to shave your legs?

448
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:44,368
It's dull. I've cut myself.

449
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,287
- No.
- <i>Who's that? Your husband?</i>

450
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,331
I guess someone must've snuck in
and chopped wood with it.

451
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,874
- I'm on the phone.
- <i>Holy shit.</i>

452
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,626
- [husband] With whom?
- [Kay] Debbie.

453
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,002
- [husband] Debbie.
- [Marty] <i>Debbie?</i>

454
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,212
Tell her to get a life.

455
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,671
- <i>Is he gone?</i>
- Mm-hmm.

456
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,006
<i>Okay.</i>

457
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,758
<i>So, why'd you stop acting?
Let's talk about that.</i>

458
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,051
You know, I really have to go.

459
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,637
<i>You must miss it, don't you?
Come watch me play at Wembley tomorrow.</i>

460
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:03,721
I... I can't.

461
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,474
<i>Come on. You can watch me dethrone
the number one ranked player in the world.</i>

462
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:07,558
I'm not available.

463
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,809
<i>Oh, yeah? What you got going on?</i>

464
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:12,230
Actually, I have a big promotional event
to attend to for my husband.

465
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:13,773
<i>Oh, okay.</i>

466
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,316
<i>What's he promoting?</i>

467
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,401
Pens.

468
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,569
- [laughs] <i>Pens? Are you serious?</i>
- Pens.

469
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,363
- <i>Like, writing pens?</i>
- Yes.

470
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:22,199
<i>What, like, he's a pen salesman?</i>

471
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,492
<i>How can you afford the suite you're in?</i>

472
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,536
He owns Rockwell Ink.

473
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:27,745
<i>Oh. Okay. Well...</i>

474
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:28,913
Yes.

475
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,165
- <i>I know Rockwell Ink.</i>
- I'm sure you do.

476
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,209
[chuckles] <i>Okay.</i>

477
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,377
<i>Well, what's the event?</i>

478
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:38,756
He's hired Agatha Christie
to sign books at Hatchards.

479
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:39,758
<i>Ooh.</i>

480
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:41,968
<i>That sounds really boring.</i>

481
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,011
Okay.

482
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,430
[Kay sighs]

483
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,268
[dreamy music playing]

484
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:54,064
- [phone ringing]
- [Kay] Oh, for God's sake.

485
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,317
- What is it? [sighs]
- [Marty] <i>Don't hang up. Just one question.</i>

486
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,986
<i>Does your room
face the street or the courtyard?</i>

487
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,070
I don't know.

488
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,155
<i>Just answer the question.
Is it facing the street or the courtyard?</i>

489
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,490
- The courtyard.
- <i>Okay.</i>

490
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,410
<i>I need you to go to the window.
What floor are you on?</i>

491
00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:09,036
I'm on the third floor, I believe.

492
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,705
<i>Third floor. Okay, perfect.</i>

493
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:11,789
<i>Look across the street.</i>

494
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,585
<i>You see the open window
with a bowl of fruit on the table?</i>

495
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,628
I do.

496
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:21,007
<i>Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna
make an apple appear in that bowl.</i>

497
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:24,760
<i>And if I do, you're gonna blow off your
little rendezvous and come watch me play.</i>

498
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,846
No, no, no. I'm not
agreeing to anything, no.

499
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:29,850
<i>You don't have to agree to anything.
I'm gonna do it anyway. Okay? One...</i>

500
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:31,435
<i>two...</i>

501
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:33,228
<i>three.</i>

502
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:39,276
<i>I'll leave a ticket for you
at the box office.</i>

503
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,361
[hangs up]

504
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,844
[crowd applauding]

505
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,952
[announcer] Point, Mauser.

506
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:33,204
Twenty to five.

507
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:36,625
Kletzki trails Mauser two games to nil.

508
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:40,419
Game and match point, Mauser.

509
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,129
- Let's have a little fun with this one.
- Okay.

510
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:43,632
- Have a little fun, all right?
- Gotcha.

511
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,801
[announcer] Service switches to Kletzki.

512
00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,559
[crowd cheering, applauding]

513
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:55,894
[grunts]

514
00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:02,818
[cheering continues]

515
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,458
[announcer] Point, Kletzki.

516
00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:25,966
Very well, gentlemen. Thank you for that.
Thank you.

517
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,139
Kletzki serves 6-20.

518
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:36,726
Mauser leads two games to zero.

519
00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,686
Match point again for Mr. Mauser.

520
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,647
Your service again, Kletzki.

521
00:24:42,441 --> 00:24:43,984
[chuckles, grunts]

522
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,569
[announcer] Point, Mauser!

523
00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:48,321
[crowd cheering]

524
00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:52,617
[announcer] Mauser wins the game
and match by 21-6. Three games to nil.

525
00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:57,414
Mauser's on to the finals
where he will face Koto Endo of Japan.

526
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,794
{\an8}Get whatever you want.
Don't even look at the prices, okay?

527
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:04,879
What are you getting?

528
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,465
I'm gonna get the Beef Wellington
and the caviar tasting plate

529
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,342
because they're the most expensive items
on the menu.

530
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:12,345
Listen, I would like to keep going back
a little bit about the Globetrotters.

531
00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:13,930
- About the Harlem Globetrotters, again?
- Yes.

532
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,473
- I told you, I'm not interested.
- Why not?

533
00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:16,682
'Cause I don't wanna do it.

534
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,267
It's great money.

535
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,853
And we will travel all over the world.
Have you seen Venice?

536
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:22,813
I don't wanna be doing trick shots
for a halftime show

537
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,440
while people are going to the bathroom.

538
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:25,525
That's beneath me, okay?

539
00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:28,361
- They're treated like royalty.
- Where's the waiter?

540
00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:31,113
- Listen, I know people who have done this.
- Excuse me.

541
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:32,281
Excuse me.

542
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:35,202
[Kletzki] It's a great opportunity.
We should not miss it.

543
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:39,373
Marty.

544
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,959
[maître d'] Yes, sir. May I help you, sir?

545
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,043
Hi. Can we order?

546
00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,711
Of course, sir. Let me fetch your waiter.

547
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:46,713
- Hang on.
- Yes.

548
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:49,340
Uh, I'll be taking care of
the Rockwell tab tonight.

549
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:51,968
Put it on my room. The Royal Suite.
Marty Mauser.

550
00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:54,470
- And make sure they know it's me, too.
- I will. Leave it to me, sir.

551
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:55,930
- Don't take no for an answer.
- I won't.

552
00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:58,934
- Marty Mauser. Royal Suite. Go tell 'em.
- Will do, sir.

553
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:03,187
Okay. Look at me.
Don't look there. Look at me.

554
00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:04,438
- Who's Rockwell?
- Some bozo.

555
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:06,441
Look over now. Be subtle about it.
What's he doing?

556
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,027
He hasn't been here before, sir.

557
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,195
He's looking at us.

558
00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:12,280
- Really?
- Yeah.

559
00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:13,614
Okay, keep talking to me. Be normal.

560
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,117
I want you to reconsider.

561
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:17,451
We would be a great team.
I wanna do this with you.

562
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,120
Why are you so fixed
on the Harlem Globetrotters?

563
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:21,247
It's very sad what they do, okay?

564
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:24,417
Some of the premier athletes on the planet
reduced to acting like circus clowns.

565
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:25,710
What's he doing now?

566
00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:27,295
Actually, he's coming towards us.

567
00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:29,506
- Just be normal. Act casual.
- Okay, fine. Okay.

568
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,304
Excuse me. Do I know you?

569
00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:37,388
Mm-mmm.

570
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:38,598
I don't think so.

571
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:40,892
And you wanna buy dinner
for my entire table tonight?

572
00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:43,144
- [Marty] Yeah. Is it okay?
- Why?

573
00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,979
What do you mean, why? Do I need a reason?

574
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,315
Let me rephrase that. What do you want?

575
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:50,193
No, I don't want anything. It's just
my small way of saying thank you.

576
00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:51,652
- Thank you?
- Yeah.

577
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,279
Thank me for what, specifically?

578
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,281
For all your products.

579
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,117
I mean, where would we be without pens?

580
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:01,871
You know, I have many talents,
but the one I'm most proud of

581
00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:04,332
is the ability to smell bullshit
from a mile away--

582
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,919
I'm being completely sincere.

583
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:12,089
- Where are you from?
- New York. What about you?

584
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,758
New York too. What do you do?

585
00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:15,343
I'm a professional athlete.

586
00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:17,595
- Really? What sport?
- Table tennis.

587
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:18,930
Table tennis? That's a sport?

588
00:27:18,931 --> 00:27:20,973
Of course it is.
I'm here competing in the British Open.

589
00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,141
I'm playing at Wembley tomorrow

590
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:23,935
in front of a sold-out crowd
in the finals against Japan.

591
00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:25,478
I'm here representing the United States.

592
00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:27,939
Wait, wait, wait. Japan?
Japan has a team here?

593
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:30,191
- That's what I just said.
- How'd they get around the travel ban?

594
00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:32,485
Because table tennis
is the fastest growing sport in Asia.

595
00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,111
It's huge over there.

596
00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:35,196
Oh, you're gonna like this.

597
00:27:35,197 --> 00:27:37,615
Do you know what they call their grip?
The way they hold their rackets?

598
00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:39,368
- No.
- They call it penholder.

599
00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:41,702
So what?

600
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,079
You can use that.

601
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,163
Use it for what?

602
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:47,083
For an advertisement or something.
I don't know, you're the business guy.

603
00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:49,502
I'm being rude.
This is my associate, Béla Kletzki.

604
00:27:49,503 --> 00:27:50,586
Nice to meet you, sir.

605
00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:52,880
I assume
you're a table tennis player also?

606
00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:56,259
I am. I am. Actually, I was
the World Champion from '35 to '39.

607
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,052
He was the World Champion.
I beat him today.

608
00:27:58,053 --> 00:27:59,887
He beat me. But he's much younger than me.

609
00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:01,639
[Marty] I'm much better than him,
much more talented.

610
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,685
I can't help but notice this tattoo.
You were in one of the camps, weren't you?

611
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:08,479
Auschwitz-Birkenau. Yeah. Why do you ask?

612
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,899
My son lost his life liberating you.

613
00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:14,820
I'm sorry for your loss.

614
00:28:15,404 --> 00:28:17,238
I thought you were liberated
by the Soviets.

615
00:28:17,239 --> 00:28:18,698
- We were.
- It wasn't the Americans.

616
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:21,534
I didn't mean it literally.
He was serving in the South Pacific.

617
00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,744
Well, what happened to him?

618
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:25,580
What do you mean? He was killed.

619
00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:26,789
[chuckles]

620
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:27,874
You find that funny?

621
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:31,919
Oh, God. No, I just get
nervous laughter sometimes.

622
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,129
If it's any consolation,

623
00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,715
I'll be dropping a third atom bomb
on their heads tomorrow.

624
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,758
Yeah, I'm sure his mother's
gonna get a lot of comfort

625
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,468
that you're playing ping pong
in his honor.

626
00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,721
It's not that big of a deal,
but I appreciate it.

627
00:28:41,722 --> 00:28:44,432
Tell him-- He used to
diffuse bombs for the Nazis.

628
00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:46,184
Tell him the story you told me about--

629
00:28:46,185 --> 00:28:47,602
I've got a whole table of people waiting.

630
00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:49,438
Wait, wait. You're gonna love this story.
Tell him.

631
00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:52,648
- You wanna hear it?
- Not really, but go ahead.

632
00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:54,192
[Marty] No, tell him. It's beautiful.

633
00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:55,902
Okay, I'll make it quick. So...

634
00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:59,614
when I first got to the camp,
I was put into housing.

635
00:28:59,615 --> 00:29:02,617
Lucky for me, there was an officer
who recognized me.

636
00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:07,330
He had seen me in 1935
at the World Championships in Prague.

637
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:11,042
This guy was a real fan.
I mean, a real fan, okay?

638
00:29:11,043 --> 00:29:13,628
You're telling me he let you live
because you played ping pong?

639
00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:15,922
They respected my skills, yeah.

640
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:17,215
[classical music playing]

641
00:29:17,216 --> 00:29:21,637
[Kletzki] <i>So then, they taught me
how to dismantle SC bombs.</i>

642
00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:23,221
<i>Okay?</i>

643
00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:26,807
<i>Each morning, they would send me
into the woods with the bombs</i>

644
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:30,228
<i>on the outskirts of the camp
where I could only do damage to myself.</i>

645
00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:31,355
[honeybee buzzing]

646
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:35,733
<i>So one time,</i>

647
00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:37,401
<i>I followed a honeybee.</i>

648
00:29:37,402 --> 00:29:38,653
<i>A bee?</i>

649
00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:40,238
<i>A honeybee,</i>

650
00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:42,157
<i>all the way to its hive.</i>

651
00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:46,662
<i>And I smoked all the bees out.</i>

652
00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:50,289
<i>And then broke it open,</i>

653
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:54,461
and I smeared the honey all over my chest,
my arms, everywhere.

654
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:56,087
Why?

655
00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:57,797
'Cause later that night,

656
00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:02,469
<i>I let all my bunk mates to lick the honey
off of me for nourishment.</i>

657
00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:21,697
[knocking]

658
00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:43,570
[music stops]

659
00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:45,322
Heads.

660
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:48,991
- Fuck.
- Endo, choice?

661
00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:50,368
Serve.

662
00:31:50,369 --> 00:31:51,870
I'll go to that side.

663
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:53,830
[crowd applauding]

664
00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:00,962
- [announcer] On my right...
- Come on, Marty! Come on!

665
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:04,632
...Marty Mauser of the United States,
ranked second,

666
00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:09,095
versus Koto Endo of Japan, unranked.

667
00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:12,348
The gentlemen will battle
to the best of five

668
00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:14,643
in games to 21 points.

669
00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:18,605
Each game shall be won
by at least two points.

670
00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:20,898
Good luck, gentlemen.

671
00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:21,983
[crowd applauding]

672
00:32:21,984 --> 00:32:23,402
Quiet, please.

673
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,363
[spectator 1] All right!

674
00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:37,749
[announcer] Point, Endo. One-nil.

675
00:32:42,379 --> 00:32:44,256
[spectator 2] Come on, America!

676
00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:51,388
[announcer] Point, Endo. Two-nil.

677
00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,100
[spectator 3] All right, Marty!

678
00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:57,603
Come on, Marty!

679
00:33:00,439 --> 00:33:03,442
[announcer] Point, Endo. Three-nil.

680
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:17,080
Point, Endo. Four-nil.

681
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,834
[tense music playing]

682
00:33:22,336 --> 00:33:23,921
[spectator 4] Come on, Marty!

683
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:33,931
[announcer] Point, Endo. Five-nil.

684
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:38,352
Service switches to Mauser.

685
00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:46,108
Point, Mauser.

686
00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:48,779
Nine serving 19.

687
00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:09,465
Point, Mauser. 10-19.

688
00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:10,467
Okay, Marty!

689
00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,650
[grunting]

690
00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:38,954
Point, Endo. 20-10.

691
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,790
Game point.

692
00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:47,170
Go! Serve.

693
00:35:07,858 --> 00:35:11,861
[announcer] Point, Endo. 21-10.

694
00:35:11,862 --> 00:35:13,530
Game, Endo.

695
00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:18,952
Endo leads two games to zero.

696
00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,456
Point, Mauser.

697
00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,792
Eighteen-16.

698
00:35:37,846 --> 00:35:38,847
[crowd applauding]

699
00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:44,268
Point, Mauser. 17-18.

700
00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:45,436
[spectator 5] Go, Marty! Come on!

701
00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:48,106
[announcer] Service switches to Mauser.

702
00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:50,483
[exhales]

703
00:35:50,484 --> 00:35:51,527
[spectators whistling]

704
00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:03,538
[grunts] Fuck.

705
00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:04,790
[crowd cheering]

706
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:11,171
[announcer] Point, Endo. 17-19.

707
00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:28,063
[Marty] Oh, fuck.

708
00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:35,778
Point, Endo. 17-20.

709
00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:37,405
And match point.

710
00:36:37,406 --> 00:36:38,532
[crowd cheering]

711
00:36:43,954 --> 00:36:45,914
[announcer] Quiet, please.

712
00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:49,126
Quiet. Settle down.

713
00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:51,836
Your service, Mauser.

714
00:36:51,837 --> 00:36:53,130
[spectator] Come on, Marty!

715
00:36:58,385 --> 00:36:59,386
[grunting]

716
00:37:02,014 --> 00:37:03,265
- [crowd cheering]
- Fuck.

717
00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:06,642
No, bullshit! No!

718
00:37:06,643 --> 00:37:09,312
I want a rematch right now
with a standard-league hard-bat!

719
00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:10,521
That is unacceptable!

720
00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:12,190
What if I had a mechanical arm?

721
00:37:12,191 --> 00:37:14,317
What if I put glue on the ball?
Would that be kosher?

722
00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:17,445
Why, he was getting coached
the entire time! That is unacceptable!

723
00:37:17,446 --> 00:37:19,447
[shouting]

724
00:37:19,448 --> 00:37:22,492
I play real table tennis!
Real table tennis!

725
00:37:23,493 --> 00:37:24,453
Unbelievable.

726
00:37:24,995 --> 00:37:26,078
Unbelievable.

727
00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:28,414
[announcer]
...British Open champion from Japan...

728
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:29,498
[Marty] Fuck you!

729
00:37:29,499 --> 00:37:30,667
[announcer] ...Koto Endo!

730
00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:36,632
[orchestral newsreel music playing]

731
00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:41,970
{\an8}[announcer speaking Japanese]

732
00:38:03,659 --> 00:38:06,078
[audience applauding on newsreel]

733
00:38:08,664 --> 00:38:13,919
{\an8}[announcer continues speaking Japanese]

734
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:55,751
[orchestral newsreel music concludes]

735
00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:58,755
- [sirens wailing]
- [pedestrians chattering]

736
00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:07,639
[restaurant patrons chattering]

737
00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:15,479
[maître d' speaking French]

738
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,398
[in English]
Do you have a Milton Rockwell reservation?

739
00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:20,693
- <i>Excusez-moi?</i>
- Milton Rockwell reservation, please.

740
00:39:20,694 --> 00:39:21,777
Ah, Rockwell?

741
00:39:21,778 --> 00:39:24,197
So, listen, Marty,
I wanna personally thank you

742
00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:26,700
for introducing me to table tennis.

743
00:39:27,284 --> 00:39:29,952
I had no idea what a phenomenon
it was in the Asias.

744
00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:31,787
- Oh, yeah. I know.
- And how big it is in Japan!

745
00:39:31,788 --> 00:39:33,581
That's what I was trying to tell you.
It's huge.

746
00:39:33,582 --> 00:39:36,292
So, I'm thinking of incorporating it
into some of the promotional events

747
00:39:36,293 --> 00:39:38,377
we're gonna be doing over there
in the fall.

748
00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:39,754
How so? What are you thinking?

749
00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:42,507
What I wanna do is stage
an exhibition match

750
00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:46,177
around the time of the World Championships
between you and Endo.

751
00:39:46,178 --> 00:39:48,179
- Mmm.
- I think you'd like that idea.

752
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:49,514
So I'm gonna make you an offer.

753
00:39:49,515 --> 00:39:51,557
I'll pay you a thousand dollars.

754
00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:54,185
I'll put you up at the Imperial Hotel
in Tokyo.

755
00:39:54,186 --> 00:39:57,063
And if you're leaving from New York,
I'll give you a seat on my private plane,

756
00:39:57,064 --> 00:39:59,273
and you'll fly in luxury
for the first time in your life.

757
00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:00,650
Okay, we can negotiate my price later.

758
00:40:00,651 --> 00:40:02,401
But this would be before
or after the tournament?

759
00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:04,195
- About a week before the event.
- No, it's gotta be after.

760
00:40:04,196 --> 00:40:06,364
I can't face off against the guy in public
before it actually counts.

761
00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:08,366
Drama is very important to me.
I can't undercut the drama.

762
00:40:08,367 --> 00:40:09,825
Let's not get tied up in minutiae.

763
00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:11,953
I just want to find out
if you're interested in participating.

764
00:40:11,954 --> 00:40:14,580
Oh, yeah. Of course. I'm interested in
any opportunity to show off my talents.

765
00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:17,250
And you don't have to worry either,
'cause this time I'm gonna obliterate him.

766
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:18,668
It's really the racket that I'm playing,

767
00:40:18,669 --> 00:40:20,294
but I can assure you,
it's gonna be a victory.

768
00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:22,505
Okay, listen. I need you to understand
what this thing's about.

769
00:40:22,506 --> 00:40:25,091
This is not an official match.

770
00:40:25,092 --> 00:40:26,843
It's not even a real game.

771
00:40:26,844 --> 00:40:31,013
This is purely promotional,
to entertain the Japanese people,

772
00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:33,933
so they buy more of my pens, okay?

773
00:40:33,934 --> 00:40:36,644
You're gonna play a few games.
You're gonna be great.

774
00:40:36,645 --> 00:40:39,523
- But you can't play better than Endo.
- You want me to lose?

775
00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:44,152
Marty, let me show you something.

776
00:40:45,112 --> 00:40:47,488
Biggest magazine in Japan.

777
00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:51,158
You made Endo a national treasure.

778
00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:52,451
- Listen--
- Why are you showing me this?

779
00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,161
Do you think this makes me wanna lose?
This makes me wanna win.

780
00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:56,038
Sometimes, when you lose you're a winner.

781
00:40:56,039 --> 00:40:58,457
- Let me explain. Let me explain.
- I'm ten trillion times better than Endo.

782
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,418
You understand that, right?
It's the racket that beat me.

783
00:41:00,419 --> 00:41:02,128
- He's a mediocre player.
- I couldn't care less.

784
00:41:02,129 --> 00:41:04,338
I don't care about table tennis.
This is theater.

785
00:41:04,339 --> 00:41:06,133
- What are you worried about?
- My reputation.

786
00:41:06,884 --> 00:41:08,467
- Your reputation?
- Yes, my reputation.

787
00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:10,928
I don't wanna throw my reputation
in the trash for you. I'm not doing it.

788
00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:13,598
Aren't you playing
in a vaudeville circus act right now?

789
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:15,850
What do you mean, vaudeville?
Finish that sentence.

790
00:41:15,851 --> 00:41:18,144
- What are you implying?
- You're the halftime show, Marty.

791
00:41:18,145 --> 00:41:21,105
Of the Harlem Globetrotters!
The finest athletes on the planet.

792
00:41:21,106 --> 00:41:22,231
[Rockwell laughing]

793
00:41:22,232 --> 00:41:24,775
I've probably played in front
of 80,000 people since January.

794
00:41:24,776 --> 00:41:26,110
That's funny to you?

795
00:41:26,111 --> 00:41:27,528
No. You're funny to me.

796
00:41:27,529 --> 00:41:29,322
I'm funny to you?
You know what's funny to me?

797
00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:31,324
That you want to entertain
the Japanese so badly,

798
00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:33,160
and they murdered your son.
That's funny to me.

799
00:41:41,001 --> 00:41:44,296
Look, you struck a nerve,
I struck a nerve. Okay? Now we're even.

800
00:41:45,047 --> 00:41:46,130
Get out.

801
00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:48,342
["Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime"
playing]

802
00:41:48,926 --> 00:41:51,970
Nah, I think you owe me a meal first.

803
00:41:53,222 --> 00:41:56,182
[applause, cheering]

804
00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:58,435
[emcee on PA speaking Bosnian]

805
00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:11,573
[emcee, in English]
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"!

806
00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:17,411
[playing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
on pots]

807
00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:20,541
["Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime"
continues playing]

808
00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:24,628
<i>♪ And everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪</i>

809
00:42:27,756 --> 00:42:31,260
<i>♪ Everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪</i>

810
00:42:34,096 --> 00:42:37,266
- <i>♪ Everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪</i>
- Yeah, Coach, yeah!

811
00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:42,019
Three, two, one. Say cheese.

812
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,313
Cheese!

813
00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:51,363
[song continues playing]

814
00:42:56,702 --> 00:42:59,204
[speaking French]

815
00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:02,624
[seal barks]

816
00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:07,546
<i>♪ 'Cause everybody's
Gotta learn sometime ♪</i>

817
00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:11,299
[audience laughing]

818
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,719
<i>♪ Everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪</i>

819
00:43:17,598 --> 00:43:19,557
<i>♪ Everybody's gotta learn sometime ♪</i>

820
00:43:19,558 --> 00:43:20,809
[seal growls]

821
00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:25,147
[audience continues laughing]

822
00:43:28,817 --> 00:43:31,820
- [audience continues laughing]
- [song fading]

823
00:43:38,368 --> 00:43:41,747
- [dog barking]
- [faint chattering]

824
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,000
Excuse me.

825
00:43:45,834 --> 00:43:46,835
Hello.

826
00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:51,423
[announcer on radio, faint]

827
00:44:10,859 --> 00:44:13,194
Please don't eat or drink in my room.
It attracts bugs.

828
00:44:13,195 --> 00:44:15,322
I just go in there to clean. That's it.

829
00:44:25,415 --> 00:44:27,250
Well, you don't seem happy to see me.

830
00:44:27,251 --> 00:44:28,960
Yeah, and you don't seem happy to see me.

831
00:44:28,961 --> 00:44:31,379
So, now are you going to be staying here?

832
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:33,005
What, is that not okay? Don't worry.

833
00:44:33,006 --> 00:44:34,757
I'll be out of your hair in a few weeks.

834
00:44:34,758 --> 00:44:36,218
Don't be stupid.

835
00:44:37,886 --> 00:44:40,513
- Why? What's in a few weeks?
- World Championship.

836
00:44:40,514 --> 00:44:42,641
- So, where's that gonna be?
- Tokyo.

837
00:44:43,517 --> 00:44:44,934
Tokyo, Japan?

838
00:44:44,935 --> 00:44:46,937
Are you asking me if Tokyo's in Japan?

839
00:44:47,896 --> 00:44:49,689
Is that a serious question?

840
00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:51,649
You look very tired to me.

841
00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:54,277
Yeah, 'cause I just traveled halfway
around the world. I'm tired.

842
00:44:54,278 --> 00:44:56,738
I was busy. I was working.
I was making money.

843
00:45:06,957 --> 00:45:10,084
You know, while everybody is at work
in the building,

844
00:45:10,085 --> 00:45:14,422
it would be a good time for you
to take a nice, long, hot shower.

845
00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:15,756
- Here.
- What's this?

846
00:45:15,757 --> 00:45:16,967
- I got you something.
- Mmm.

847
00:45:35,444 --> 00:45:37,529
It's from an original Egyptian pyramid.

848
00:45:40,449 --> 00:45:41,700
We built that.

849
00:45:43,035 --> 00:45:44,036
Okay.

850
00:45:58,425 --> 00:46:00,510
Hey, Levi. You got a lot taller.

851
00:46:00,511 --> 00:46:01,929
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.

852
00:46:06,350 --> 00:46:07,934
- Excuse me. Can I help you?
- Yeah. Let's go.

853
00:46:07,935 --> 00:46:09,519
- Come on, come on.
- Hey! What are you doing?

854
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,812
- Let's go, let's go. Let's go.
- No! What the fuck are you doing?

855
00:46:11,813 --> 00:46:13,189
- You're under arrest.
- No, I'm not!

856
00:46:13,190 --> 00:46:15,233
- Yes, you are. Come here. Stop moving!
- What am I under arrest for?

857
00:46:15,234 --> 00:46:16,901
- That's my toiletries! Ow!
- You're under arrest.

858
00:46:16,902 --> 00:46:18,486
- For what?
- Armed robbery. Come on.

859
00:46:18,487 --> 00:46:19,820
Armed rob-- What are you talking about?

860
00:46:19,821 --> 00:46:21,239
You're gonna hurt yourself
if you keep moving!

861
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,323
- What is going on?
- Come on.

862
00:46:22,324 --> 00:46:24,992
- Murray, where's my mother? Murray.
- I asked her to leave for a bit.

863
00:46:24,993 --> 00:46:28,204
You told her-- What the fuck is going on?
I'm getting arrested! Help me!

864
00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:30,873
Sal, Sal. I wanna talk to him in private.
Excuse us. Just go.

865
00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:32,375
- Sal? You know this guy?
- What do you want me to do?

866
00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:34,043
- Just go in the back for a while.
- Yeah.

867
00:46:34,044 --> 00:46:35,253
Close the door.

868
00:46:35,254 --> 00:46:37,046
[Sal] All right,
if it gets crazy just holler.

869
00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:39,674
What the fuck is going on, Murray?
That money I took, you owed me.

870
00:46:39,675 --> 00:46:41,801
No, no, no, no.
It was money you stole at gunpoint.

871
00:46:41,802 --> 00:46:43,845
- No, you promised me... Excuse me.
- No, you didn't...

872
00:46:43,846 --> 00:46:45,763
That was my money and you took--

873
00:46:45,764 --> 00:46:48,140
You promised me that money.
I'm not... Why would I make this up?

874
00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:50,601
- It was money for my trip to England.
- What happened on your trip?

875
00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:52,061
What do you mean,
what happened on my trip?

876
00:46:52,062 --> 00:46:53,187
- You lost!
- No, I didn't!

877
00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:54,730
- You did!
- Where did you hear that?

878
00:46:54,731 --> 00:46:56,399
- No, I got cheated against.
- Do you know how many times

879
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,150
- in the middle of the night...
- No, no. Stop with that.

880
00:46:58,151 --> 00:47:00,111
- Shut up and listen to me!
- Don't lecture me.

881
00:47:00,112 --> 00:47:01,238
Shut up!

882
00:47:01,738 --> 00:47:05,157
You don't know how many times
I had to get woken up and bail you out.

883
00:47:05,158 --> 00:47:06,367
When did I ask you to do that?

884
00:47:06,368 --> 00:47:08,411
- When have I ever asked for your help?
- You never asked me to do that.

885
00:47:08,412 --> 00:47:09,745
- Exactly!
- But I did.

886
00:47:09,746 --> 00:47:12,540
And now, you're gonna be a big boy.

887
00:47:12,541 --> 00:47:14,041
- It's your turn.
- A big boy?

888
00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:16,711
- Did you really just say that to me?
- Yeah. Yeah, you know, look...

889
00:47:16,712 --> 00:47:19,463
I can't support your mother
for the rest of my life.

890
00:47:19,464 --> 00:47:21,215
- You're not gonna have to.
- Oh, yeah? Why not?

891
00:47:21,216 --> 00:47:23,593
- Because I'm gonna step up.
- You're gonna step up? How?

892
00:47:23,594 --> 00:47:25,845
In a way you can't imagine.
She's gonna be living on Fifth Avenue

893
00:47:25,846 --> 00:47:27,638
in an apartment and building
with a elevator,

894
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:30,433
and a man who works in the elevator that
takes her every time she needs to use it.

895
00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:32,393
Sure, sure, sure. All right, look.

896
00:47:32,394 --> 00:47:34,478
I'm gonna give you two options, okay?

897
00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:36,522
I think you'll like the first one.

898
00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:38,191
You come back to the shop.

899
00:47:38,192 --> 00:47:40,735
This time, no more bullshit.

900
00:47:40,736 --> 00:47:43,571
None of this ping-pong <i>mishegoss</i>, okay?

901
00:47:43,572 --> 00:47:45,531
I'm gonna give you
much more responsibility,

902
00:47:45,532 --> 00:47:49,035
because truth be told,
you're an amazing salesman.

903
00:47:49,036 --> 00:47:50,828
I could sell shoes to an amputee.

904
00:47:50,829 --> 00:47:52,747
So what? What's the other option?

905
00:47:52,748 --> 00:47:54,207
I press charges.

906
00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:56,334
- Lloyd is a witness...
- You're not doing that.

907
00:47:56,335 --> 00:47:57,418
...and you go to jail!

908
00:47:57,419 --> 00:47:59,754
Really? You'd do that to your own kin?
Are you out of your mind?

909
00:47:59,755 --> 00:48:02,798
- We'll see... You took it upon yourself.
- Hey, Sal! Sal!

910
00:48:02,799 --> 00:48:04,759
- What?
- How much is he paying you right now?

911
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,260
What are you talking about, paying me?

912
00:48:06,261 --> 00:48:07,887
How much is my uncle paying for you
to scare me?

913
00:48:07,888 --> 00:48:10,306
'Cause whatever it is,
I'll double it for you to suck my dick.

914
00:48:10,307 --> 00:48:12,016
- What?
- Suck my dick.

915
00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:13,434
- You have terrible breath.
- Watch your mouth, you--

916
00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:15,520
- Ow! Fuck!
- Let's go. We're going now.

917
00:48:15,521 --> 00:48:17,480
- He just hit me!
- Stop. Please stop.

918
00:48:17,481 --> 00:48:18,606
- Murray, he hit me.
- Stop.

919
00:48:18,607 --> 00:48:20,358
We worked everything out.

920
00:48:20,359 --> 00:48:22,610
You were in the other room.
You didn't hear. We already worked it out.

921
00:48:22,611 --> 00:48:24,195
- He's paying back everything.
- Animal.

922
00:48:24,196 --> 00:48:26,364
He gave me the money,
and everything's okay.

923
00:48:26,365 --> 00:48:28,241
- Where did you get that?
- I got it from your luggage.

924
00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:31,410
Are you out of your mind?
That's my money for Japan!

925
00:48:31,411 --> 00:48:34,080
- Are you out of your fucking mind?
- Let's go. Let's go.

926
00:48:34,081 --> 00:48:36,415
Just take him downtown, damn it!
Take him downtown!

927
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:38,876
- Okay. All right! Okay! I'll stop!
- You're done. You're done.

928
00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:40,378
- Please. Stop. Stop.
- Let's go.

929
00:48:40,379 --> 00:48:42,713
- All right. Let him go. Let him go.
- Let him go?

930
00:48:42,714 --> 00:48:44,550
- Let him go. Let him go.
- Sit up.

931
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,094
Listen, apologize.

932
00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:50,221
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

933
00:48:50,222 --> 00:48:51,473
Take his cuffs off.

934
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:54,643
- This is what's gonna happen, okay?
- Okay.

935
00:48:55,477 --> 00:48:58,939
We're gonna meet your mom
at the Garden Café.

936
00:48:59,648 --> 00:49:01,858
We're gonna have a really nice dinner.

937
00:49:01,859 --> 00:49:04,151
And let's just put all this shit
behind us, okay?

938
00:49:04,152 --> 00:49:05,236
[Marty] Okay. All right.

939
00:49:05,237 --> 00:49:07,822
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- [Sal] You're sorry?

940
00:49:07,823 --> 00:49:09,866
We'll take care of everything.
Just get dressed.

941
00:49:09,867 --> 00:49:11,952
- Come on. I love you.
- All right. I love you too.

942
00:49:14,204 --> 00:49:16,205
Your nephew's a piece of shit,
you know that?

943
00:49:16,206 --> 00:49:18,083
Oh, Jesus. I'm so sorry.

944
00:49:18,959 --> 00:49:20,335
Here's another ten.

945
00:49:20,878 --> 00:49:21,879
Yeah, all right.

946
00:49:22,754 --> 00:49:24,505
Garden Café, huh? What do you get?

947
00:49:24,506 --> 00:49:26,174
The pastrami, what else?

948
00:49:26,175 --> 00:49:27,717
- Ah, pastrami.
- What do you get?

949
00:49:27,718 --> 00:49:28,801
Roast beef.

950
00:49:28,802 --> 00:49:30,136
- Roast beef?
- Yeah.

951
00:49:30,137 --> 00:49:31,262
<i>Goyishe</i> cop!

952
00:49:31,263 --> 00:49:33,557
[car horns honking]

953
00:49:39,146 --> 00:49:40,147
Hey.

954
00:49:42,232 --> 00:49:43,525
Open up. Come on.

955
00:49:44,610 --> 00:49:46,028
- Break it down.
- Break it in?

956
00:49:48,947 --> 00:49:49,948
Fuck!

957
00:49:50,490 --> 00:49:52,408
Hey! Where you going?

958
00:49:52,409 --> 00:49:53,410
Shit.

959
00:49:54,286 --> 00:49:55,912
- What happened?
- He went out the window.

960
00:49:55,913 --> 00:49:57,706
- What? Wait!
- Frankie!

961
00:49:58,332 --> 00:50:00,125
- What?
- He's coming down the escape right now.

962
00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:03,336
There he goes! Down the escape!

963
00:50:03,337 --> 00:50:05,589
- Oh, shit.
- Go, go, go!

964
00:50:16,975 --> 00:50:18,810
[horn blares]

965
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:29,404
- I'm just gonna use the phone in the back.
- You hold it.

966
00:50:30,906 --> 00:50:33,366
[rabbit chittering]

967
00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:35,035
See how much he likes you?

968
00:50:39,623 --> 00:50:42,083
- [on phone] <i>Hello?</i>
- Hey, Wally. How you doing? It's Marty.

969
00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:44,085
- Are you working tonight?
<i>- Of course I'm working.</i>

970
00:50:44,086 --> 00:50:46,212
Okay, great. Bring your cab
and as much cash as you can.

971
00:50:46,213 --> 00:50:48,673
I want you to meet me
at The Halsey on 28th Street, okay?

972
00:50:48,674 --> 00:50:51,008
<i>What? You wanna go hustling again?</i>

973
00:50:51,009 --> 00:50:52,176
Yeah, exactly.

974
00:50:52,177 --> 00:50:54,011
<i>No, no, no. I got my ass kicked last time.</i>

975
00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:55,429
<i>We went all the way to Staten Island,</i>

976
00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:57,974
<i>and within ten minutes,
they recognized you.</i>

977
00:50:57,975 --> 00:51:00,893
It's fine. We're gonna go to that place
that Quinn was talking about in Jersey.

978
00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:02,019
<i>That's a bad idea.</i>

979
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:04,397
- That's your new pet.
- No, Mom, I want the armadillo.

980
00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:05,481
No, I already--

981
00:51:05,482 --> 00:51:07,609
You know what?
I'm just gonna get you the armadillo.

982
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,320
I'm gonna give him to you,
and then you can make a decision. Okay?

983
00:51:11,321 --> 00:51:12,613
They're not reptiles. They're mammals.

984
00:51:12,614 --> 00:51:15,116
Okay, great. You're a beautiful man.
I'll see you in an hour and a half.

985
00:51:15,117 --> 00:51:16,576
<i>- Where?</i>
- At the Halsey. Okay. I love you.

986
00:51:16,577 --> 00:51:17,744
Thank you. Bye.

987
00:51:18,328 --> 00:51:19,412
Good. Here you are.

988
00:51:19,413 --> 00:51:21,706
Is there a way I can go
out the back or something, please?

989
00:51:21,707 --> 00:51:24,584
What? Why are you looking at me like that?

990
00:51:24,585 --> 00:51:26,044
Aren't you gonna say something to me?

991
00:51:27,588 --> 00:51:28,964
What, congratulations?

992
00:51:29,548 --> 00:51:31,507
- Congratulations?
- Yes.

993
00:51:31,508 --> 00:51:33,134
- Are you kidding me?
- What do you want me to say?

994
00:51:33,135 --> 00:51:35,136
I've been trying to get in contact
with you for eight months.

995
00:51:35,137 --> 00:51:36,929
I see what you're trying to do.
It's not gonna work.

996
00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:38,181
- Excuse me?
- That's not mine.

997
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,600
- It is absolutely yours.
- No, it's not. I pull out.

998
00:51:40,601 --> 00:51:42,018
Does Ira pull out?

999
00:51:42,019 --> 00:51:44,020
- What do you want me to say to that?
- It's a simple question.

1000
00:51:44,021 --> 00:51:45,563
Does he pull out when he has sex with you?

1001
00:51:45,564 --> 00:51:46,939
- Answer it.
- You want me to answer that?

1002
00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:48,608
Yes! Answer it.
Does he pull out when he...

1003
00:51:48,609 --> 00:51:50,026
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1004
00:51:50,027 --> 00:51:52,695
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- [Rachel crying]

1005
00:51:52,696 --> 00:51:54,655
I'm a mess right now.
I'm really a mess, Rachel.

1006
00:51:54,656 --> 00:51:56,240
I lost in London, by the way--

1007
00:51:56,241 --> 00:51:57,242
Hey!

1008
00:51:59,369 --> 00:52:00,370
God.

1009
00:52:03,582 --> 00:52:04,750
What's this?

1010
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,462
His father died.

1011
00:52:11,507 --> 00:52:13,466
- Bullshit!
- This is my friend since I was eight.

1012
00:52:13,467 --> 00:52:14,592
Am I talking to you?

1013
00:52:14,593 --> 00:52:16,427
Ira, I've known her
since I was eight years old.

1014
00:52:16,428 --> 00:52:18,305
My father just died. She was consoling me.

1015
00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:20,431
Honey, it's okay.

1016
00:52:20,432 --> 00:52:23,142
- Shut up! Don't touch me!
- That's how you talk to your wife?

1017
00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:24,977
Yeah, that's how I talk to her.

1018
00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:26,062
Okay.

1019
00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:27,730
No, no, no! Come on. Keep going.

1020
00:52:27,731 --> 00:52:29,106
- Keep going.
- Marty, just stop.

1021
00:52:29,107 --> 00:52:31,984
I'll rip that unibrow
right off his fucking forehead!

1022
00:52:31,985 --> 00:52:34,530
You wanna get physical? Like an ape?

1023
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:40,868
Ira.

1024
00:52:40,869 --> 00:52:43,412
Ira! Come back inside. What are you doing?

1025
00:52:43,413 --> 00:52:45,665
Somebody get the fucking cops
over here, huh?

1026
00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,667
- What did you do?
- Fuck! I gotta get out of here.

1027
00:52:47,668 --> 00:52:48,918
Why are you running from the cops?

1028
00:52:48,919 --> 00:52:50,336
Come on, he's right here!

1029
00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:51,838
There's no way out the back?

1030
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:54,382
- What? What--
- Please! Come on. Rachel! Focus.

1031
00:52:54,383 --> 00:52:55,842
It leads out the back. Go.

1032
00:52:55,843 --> 00:52:57,385
Okay. Okay. Thank you, thank you.

1033
00:52:57,386 --> 00:52:59,346
I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later.

1034
00:53:29,334 --> 00:53:33,338
Guys, you see a white kid with glasses
come through here?

1035
00:53:34,131 --> 00:53:35,674
Nobody saw him?

1036
00:53:36,216 --> 00:53:37,675
No English, huh?

1037
00:53:37,676 --> 00:53:40,052
<i>Please insert a nickel if you'd like
to continue the conversation.</i>

1038
00:53:40,053 --> 00:53:42,221
A nickel? They're gonna cut us off.

1039
00:53:42,222 --> 00:53:43,639
- Do you have a nickel?
- No.

1040
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,267
Mom, I'm not lying. I promise you
this will be the last time.

1041
00:53:46,268 --> 00:53:49,020
Are my eyes broke,
or is that motherfucking Mouse?

1042
00:53:49,021 --> 00:53:50,188
- Thank you.
- What's up, baby?

1043
00:53:50,189 --> 00:53:52,315
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it. Thank you.

1044
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:53,608
You smell like a fish, Marty.

1045
00:53:53,609 --> 00:53:55,818
That's why we gotta get a hotel room.
I need to get a shower.

1046
00:53:55,819 --> 00:53:57,612
How you doing?
Hey, can we get a hotel room, please?

1047
00:53:57,613 --> 00:53:59,238
- Four dollars.
- You said it was three dollars.

1048
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,241
- That was for the last room. It's four.
- Why is it four dollars now?

1049
00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:03,910
Let me get four bucks.
I'll pay you back, I promise.

1050
00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:05,828
I'm telling you right now,
we only got ten to play with.

1051
00:54:05,829 --> 00:54:06,913
You brought ten dollars?

1052
00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:09,207
- You gave me a hour notice.
- How are we supposed to make money?

1053
00:54:09,208 --> 00:54:10,500
I got kids! I'm a fucking taxi driver.

1054
00:54:10,501 --> 00:54:12,335
Do you have a cheaper room?
It doesn't have to be nice.

1055
00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:14,795
There's a room on the fifth floor,
but you can't use the shower.

1056
00:54:14,796 --> 00:54:16,380
- Okay, how much is that?
- Two fifty.

1057
00:54:16,381 --> 00:54:18,174
Let me get three dollars. Thank you.

1058
00:54:18,175 --> 00:54:19,967
You better pay me back.
You lucky I love you.

1059
00:54:19,968 --> 00:54:22,053
- Jimmy. Jimmy.
- It's coming out your winnings.

1060
00:54:22,054 --> 00:54:23,137
Give me the keys.

1061
00:54:23,138 --> 00:54:24,472
[Jimmy] What's that smell?

1062
00:54:24,473 --> 00:54:26,474
[Wally] Oh, my God! Fuck. [groans]

1063
00:54:26,475 --> 00:54:28,309
- Wow! What is that?
- Oh, my God!

1064
00:54:28,310 --> 00:54:29,852
He had a little accident.

1065
00:54:29,853 --> 00:54:31,687
God! He had an enormous accident.

1066
00:54:31,688 --> 00:54:33,314
- That's horrible.
- [dog groans]

1067
00:54:33,315 --> 00:54:34,732
- Smells like shit!
- Fuck!

1068
00:54:34,733 --> 00:54:36,192
Jimmy, you smell like shit.

1069
00:54:36,193 --> 00:54:38,486
- Is that your breath or the dog?
- Can I get my key, please?

1070
00:54:38,487 --> 00:54:41,072
[Jimmy] Do not go in the elevator
with that dog. Take the stairs.

1071
00:54:41,073 --> 00:54:43,616
- Are you kidding me?
- [Jimmy] Wash that dog.

1072
00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:44,826
Goodbye, Jimmy.

1073
00:54:45,702 --> 00:54:48,663
- [Wally] How big is she, Marty?
- Very big. Big.

1074
00:54:48,664 --> 00:54:49,789
Is she popping out tomorrow?

1075
00:54:49,790 --> 00:54:52,124
I don't know when she's popping out.
Look, all I know is it's not mine.

1076
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:53,709
She has an agenda.
You don't know her like I do.

1077
00:54:53,710 --> 00:54:55,711
She's stuck in a miserable marriage.
She has a horrible life.

1078
00:54:55,712 --> 00:54:56,796
She's trying to pin it down on me.

1079
00:54:56,797 --> 00:54:58,589
Since we were eight years old,
she's trying to get me stuck.

1080
00:54:58,590 --> 00:55:00,174
- Your bummy ass?
- Yes.

1081
00:55:00,175 --> 00:55:01,300
Yeah, she is crazy.

1082
00:55:01,301 --> 00:55:04,762
It's a biological impossibility
that that kid is mine, okay?

1083
00:55:04,763 --> 00:55:06,806
- So, you using raincoats?
- No, I don't need to.

1084
00:55:06,807 --> 00:55:08,599
So you must be shooting blanks.

1085
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,311
Do you know what continence is, Wally? No?

1086
00:55:12,312 --> 00:55:14,689
Every time I take a piss, I pull back,

1087
00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:16,941
I hold my urine in,
and I count to ten Mississippi.

1088
00:55:16,942 --> 00:55:18,192
That's how you build up the muscle.

1089
00:55:18,193 --> 00:55:19,610
That's how you get
a fuckin' bladder infection.

1090
00:55:19,611 --> 00:55:21,696
What are you doing? That's my mail.

1091
00:55:21,697 --> 00:55:22,948
Are you out of your mind?

1092
00:55:23,740 --> 00:55:25,283
You need to grab them goddamn diapers.

1093
00:55:25,284 --> 00:55:26,367
[Marty] No.

1094
00:55:26,368 --> 00:55:27,702
And get a fucking grip.

1095
00:55:27,703 --> 00:55:29,246
- [Marty] I'm not a father.
- [door slams]

1096
00:55:35,085 --> 00:55:36,545
[siren wails nearby]

1097
00:55:47,139 --> 00:55:48,515
- Yo, Marty.
- What?

1098
00:55:49,391 --> 00:55:50,474
What's the Ritz?

1099
00:55:50,475 --> 00:55:51,559
Why?

1100
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,020
You got a $1,500 fine

1101
00:55:54,021 --> 00:55:56,147
from the International Table Tennis...

1102
00:55:56,148 --> 00:55:57,773
- What?
- ...Association and...

1103
00:55:57,774 --> 00:55:59,859
- And they...
- [Marty] Bring it in here!

1104
00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:01,235
- And they banned your scrawny ass.
- Give me that.

1105
00:56:01,236 --> 00:56:02,654
- [creaking]
- [Marty yells]

1106
00:56:04,364 --> 00:56:05,657
- [dog howling]
- [Wally] What the fuck?

1107
00:56:07,117 --> 00:56:09,493
- Are you okay?
- [man] Who the fuck are you?

1108
00:56:09,494 --> 00:56:13,456
God! Help me!
Get this fucking thing off of me!

1109
00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:16,042
- [howling]
- My dog!

1110
00:56:16,043 --> 00:56:18,419
- [Wally] Holy shit!
- [Marty] Shit! What happened?

1111
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:21,214
Come on! Get outta that
fuckin' tub and help me!

1112
00:56:21,215 --> 00:56:24,050
My dog's drowning, man. Come on! Help me!

1113
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:26,594
- Okay, I'm flipping it. Take your arm out.
- [man shouting]

1114
00:56:26,595 --> 00:56:28,095
- One. Two.
- Lift it off!

1115
00:56:28,096 --> 00:56:29,806
- Three.
- [both straining]

1116
00:56:30,599 --> 00:56:31,600
[man screams]

1117
00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:35,229
Take your arm out! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1118
00:56:35,812 --> 00:56:36,938
[Marty] Fuck! Fuck!

1119
00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:38,357
Oh, fuck, your arm.

1120
00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:41,067
- Lean back. Lean back. Don't look at it.
- [groaning]

1121
00:56:41,068 --> 00:56:42,777
- I need to make a tourniquet.
- Oh, fuck!

1122
00:56:42,778 --> 00:56:44,362
- Come here. Give me your arm.
- What are you doing?

1123
00:56:44,363 --> 00:56:45,696
- What are you doing?
- Give me your arm.

1124
00:56:45,697 --> 00:56:47,156
- [Marty] Fuck.
- Where's my dog?

1125
00:56:47,157 --> 00:56:48,574
Don't worry about the dog!
Give me your arm.

1126
00:56:48,575 --> 00:56:49,825
- Moses.
- Do nothing. Do nothing.

1127
00:56:49,826 --> 00:56:51,285
I got you. Don't worry.

1128
00:56:51,286 --> 00:56:53,121
Wally, call an ambulance!

1129
00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:57,542
- Are you good?
- No, I'm not good.

1130
00:56:57,543 --> 00:56:58,626
Where are my glasses?

1131
00:56:58,627 --> 00:57:00,503
I mean, are you hurt?
You just fell through the floor.

1132
00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:02,672
Fucking horseshit.
I'm getting our money back.

1133
00:57:02,673 --> 00:57:04,465
- [people shouting]
- Getting our money back?

1134
00:57:04,466 --> 00:57:07,301
Marty, we gotta get the fuck out of here.
It's $2.50. What are you talking about?

1135
00:57:07,302 --> 00:57:09,303
I'm asking for way more than $2.50.
You see what just happened?

1136
00:57:09,304 --> 00:57:10,514
[elevator dings]

1137
00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:12,683
Wait here. Wait.

1138
00:57:13,559 --> 00:57:15,434
- For how long?
- Ten seconds.

1139
00:57:15,435 --> 00:57:16,979
[Halsey guest] My shoes, my clothes.

1140
00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:20,481
Everything's soaking wet.
It's a mess in there.

1141
00:57:20,482 --> 00:57:21,691
[man shouting in pain]

1142
00:57:21,692 --> 00:57:24,277
- [Jimmy] Why don't you put a sock in it?
- [Halsey worker] You wanna switch?

1143
00:57:24,278 --> 00:57:27,238
You! I... I told you not to use
the fucking shower.

1144
00:57:27,239 --> 00:57:29,824
No, you didn't. You're the one
that rented me the room, okay?

1145
00:57:29,825 --> 00:57:31,158
I could have broken my neck
falling out of that ceiling.

1146
00:57:31,159 --> 00:57:32,785
That can fucking still happen too.

1147
00:57:32,786 --> 00:57:34,328
- Are you threatening me right now?
- Yeah, I am.

1148
00:57:34,329 --> 00:57:35,496
- You want to threaten me?
- Yeah.

1149
00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:37,331
- [worker] Basement is locked!
- Who's got the fucking key?

1150
00:57:37,332 --> 00:57:40,168
Listen, man! Listen!
I want my money for my room...

1151
00:57:40,169 --> 00:57:41,711
- [paramedic] Ambulance.
- ...and I want a reimbursement

1152
00:57:41,712 --> 00:57:43,087
- for my shit that got ruined.
- Are you serious?

1153
00:57:43,088 --> 00:57:44,297
You're not gonna get your shit back.

1154
00:57:44,298 --> 00:57:45,799
- $7.50!
- You'll get nothing.

1155
00:57:46,341 --> 00:57:47,592
- [man] Come on. Help me!
- Paramedics.

1156
00:57:47,593 --> 00:57:49,051
- Good, you're here.
- Where's the patient at?

1157
00:57:49,052 --> 00:57:51,888
He's in here. It's his arm.
He's lost a lot of blood.

1158
00:57:51,889 --> 00:57:53,347
[paramedic] What happened?

1159
00:57:53,348 --> 00:57:56,225
- [Jimmy] Bathtub fell on him.
- [paramedic] Bathtub fell on him?

1160
00:57:56,226 --> 00:57:57,685
I can't feel my arm.

1161
00:57:57,686 --> 00:57:59,812
Yo, Jimmy. Come on,
you gotta help me with this dog.

1162
00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:02,023
- I don't got nobody free.
- We gotta get him to the vet.

1163
00:58:02,024 --> 00:58:04,442
- I got nobody free right now.
- He's my family, man.

1164
00:58:04,443 --> 00:58:07,528
Listen, now. Just give me the $2.50,
and I'll get outta here. Forget the $7.50.

1165
00:58:07,529 --> 00:58:08,863
- Just give me $2.50.
- I can't help you.

1166
00:58:08,864 --> 00:58:10,031
See the owner tomorrow.

1167
00:58:10,032 --> 00:58:11,115
- Kid.
- It's your shitty ceiling

1168
00:58:11,116 --> 00:58:13,075
- in this crummy hotel.
- Kid. Oh!

1169
00:58:13,076 --> 00:58:14,160
- I ain't giving you nothing.
- What?

1170
00:58:14,161 --> 00:58:16,662
Kid. Come on.
Just bring the dog to the vet.

1171
00:58:16,663 --> 00:58:18,456
I can't. I got work. I got a job.

1172
00:58:18,457 --> 00:58:19,582
- I can't get fired.
- You got a job?

1173
00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:21,751
- I'll give you double what you're getting.
- No, I can't. I can't.

1174
00:58:21,752 --> 00:58:23,961
- [dog barking]
- [man] I'll give you triple. Come on.

1175
00:58:23,962 --> 00:58:25,421
- [paramedic] Take it easy. Calm down.
- Okay.

1176
00:58:25,422 --> 00:58:28,591
Okay, look in that bag.
See the bag on the chair?

1177
00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:31,552
Yeah, go in that bag, okay? Open it up.

1178
00:58:31,553 --> 00:58:33,137
[paramedic] I'm gonna apply
a tourniquet to you.

1179
00:58:33,138 --> 00:58:34,972
I'm gonna remove
the other tourniquet right now.

1180
00:58:34,973 --> 00:58:37,099
[man] Take 50 for yourself. Yeah.

1181
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:38,309
Bring 50 for the vet, okay?

1182
00:58:38,310 --> 00:58:39,560
[paramedic] We got blood squirting out.

1183
00:58:39,561 --> 00:58:41,103
[man] He's on 13th and 1st.

1184
00:58:41,104 --> 00:58:43,773
And tell him I'll be there as soon
as I can get there, okay?

1185
00:58:43,774 --> 00:58:45,816
[Jimmy] You're gonna give
this motherfucker money?

1186
00:58:45,817 --> 00:58:47,652
He's the one who
fuckin' dropped the tub on ya.

1187
00:58:47,653 --> 00:58:49,362
I told him not to get in the fuckin' bath.

1188
00:58:49,363 --> 00:58:50,905
Fucking mensch, kid.

1189
00:58:50,906 --> 00:58:52,573
[paramedic] Stretcher ready?
We'll take him to Bellevue.

1190
00:58:52,574 --> 00:58:54,659
- [barking]
- [man] <i>Fucking mensch.</i>

1191
00:58:54,660 --> 00:58:55,993
[Wally] We can still turn around

1192
00:58:55,994 --> 00:58:57,828
- and take him to the vet.
- [Marty] No. No.

1193
00:58:57,829 --> 00:58:59,914
- Fifty dollars is more than enough.
- You know what's better than 50? 100.

1194
00:58:59,915 --> 00:59:01,374
We can clean house with a hundred.

1195
00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:03,000
Don't be greedy, you fucking Jew.

1196
00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:05,920
No, no. It's a $1,500 fine.
You're the one that showed it to me.

1197
00:59:05,921 --> 00:59:08,089
By the way, we gotta do this
every night for two weeks,

1198
00:59:08,090 --> 00:59:09,674
- or else I can't go to Japan.
- "We"? Oh, no, no, no.

1199
00:59:09,675 --> 00:59:11,968
I'm not taking two weeks
off work 'cause you fucked up.

1200
00:59:11,969 --> 00:59:13,052
- [dog whining]
- Hey. Take this, boy.

1201
00:59:13,053 --> 00:59:15,680
Take this. There you go. Good boy.

1202
00:59:15,681 --> 00:59:18,349
Loosen up the collar
on this motherfucker, man.

1203
00:59:18,350 --> 00:59:20,184
- All right.
- He sound like a radiator.

1204
00:59:20,185 --> 00:59:21,269
[Marty] We're gonna go play,

1205
00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:22,770
we'll drop him off at the vet
on the way back.

1206
00:59:22,771 --> 00:59:25,940
- What's a couple of hours to this guy?
- Marty, I got rides set up, man.

1207
00:59:25,941 --> 00:59:27,775
[Marty] Huh. Moses.

1208
00:59:27,776 --> 00:59:29,653
[muffled music]

1209
00:59:31,154 --> 00:59:32,406
[Marty sighs]

1210
00:59:34,825 --> 00:59:37,535
["How High The Moon" playing]

1211
00:59:37,536 --> 00:59:39,246
- [bowling balls clacking]
- [people chatter]

1212
00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:44,668
[muffled announcement on PA]

1213
00:59:45,794 --> 00:59:47,628
[employee] Lane three. That's you.

1214
00:59:47,629 --> 00:59:51,049
[music, announcements continuing]

1215
00:59:54,761 --> 00:59:56,554
- Hi, how you doing?
- Could I help?

1216
00:59:56,555 --> 00:59:57,806
Can I get a lane?

1217
00:59:59,516 --> 01:00:01,517
Probably gonna be a half hour, 40 minutes.

1218
01:00:01,518 --> 01:00:02,685
- That's okay.
- You all right with that?

1219
01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:04,729
- You want shoes?
- I'll just grab 'em later.

1220
01:00:04,730 --> 01:00:06,606
[people chatting]

1221
01:00:06,607 --> 01:00:08,275
[PA announcements continue]

1222
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,364
[spectators gasp]

1223
01:00:15,365 --> 01:00:16,575
[winning player] Done. Over.

1224
01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:19,243
Fucking pathetic. Pay up.

1225
01:00:19,244 --> 01:00:20,453
Who wants next?

1226
01:00:20,454 --> 01:00:22,455
Can I play? Hey! Can I play?

1227
01:00:22,456 --> 01:00:24,248
- It's a dollar a game.
- Okay.

1228
01:00:24,249 --> 01:00:25,958
- What's your name?
- Seth.

1229
01:00:25,959 --> 01:00:27,668
Let's get a warm-up rally going.

1230
01:00:27,669 --> 01:00:29,421
Nah. Put up or shut up.
I don't play for free.

1231
01:00:30,172 --> 01:00:31,589
All right. Never heard of that.

1232
01:00:31,590 --> 01:00:32,882
- I'm holding.
- [player] He's holding.

1233
01:00:32,883 --> 01:00:34,050
[Marty] You're holding? Why is he holding?

1234
01:00:34,051 --> 01:00:36,093
- [player] Have you got yours?
- Can I trust you?

1235
01:00:36,094 --> 01:00:37,471
Trust me, you can.

1236
01:00:38,764 --> 01:00:40,973
- [man] Where are we at?
- All right, Seth vs. Roger.

1237
01:00:40,974 --> 01:00:41,975
Dollar game.

1238
01:00:42,643 --> 01:00:43,935
I serve.

1239
01:00:43,936 --> 01:00:45,520
What are you doing? I'm not even looking.

1240
01:00:45,521 --> 01:00:47,773
- One-zip.
- I wasn't even looking.

1241
01:00:53,403 --> 01:00:54,904
- No, you can't do that.
- What?

1242
01:00:54,905 --> 01:00:56,447
You gotta let the ball hit the other side.

1243
01:00:56,448 --> 01:00:57,740
You can't catch it with your paddle.
My point.

1244
01:00:57,741 --> 01:00:59,200
- What are you talking about?
- You can't do that.

1245
01:00:59,201 --> 01:01:00,743
You gotta let the ball fall off the table.

1246
01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:02,286
- That's ridiculous.
- You're cheating.

1247
01:01:02,287 --> 01:01:04,080
- I'm cheating?
- Yeah, that's called cheating.

1248
01:01:04,081 --> 01:01:06,374
- You're not following the rules.
- [Roger] Fine. Take the point.

1249
01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:07,917
- Thank you. Give me the ball.
- One-one.

1250
01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:08,919
[Wally] Fuck!

1251
01:01:10,212 --> 01:01:12,630
- [Wally's opponent] That was close.
- [Wally] That was good. That was good.

1252
01:01:12,631 --> 01:01:14,340
Oh. No, no, no, no, no.

1253
01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:15,508
No, no. Take it.

1254
01:01:15,509 --> 01:01:17,718
I should have spotted you,
like, five points, man.

1255
01:01:17,719 --> 01:01:20,137
You've had a rough enough
day already. Keep it.

1256
01:01:20,138 --> 01:01:21,472
Thank you, brother. Thank you.

1257
01:01:21,473 --> 01:01:22,849
It's all good.

1258
01:01:22,850 --> 01:01:24,100
Good game.

1259
01:01:24,101 --> 01:01:26,061
All right, Adam. Adam, let's go.

1260
01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:30,690
- What do you want to put on?
- [Adam] I can go 50 cents.

1261
01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:31,816
[Adam's opponent] You got a ball?

1262
01:01:31,817 --> 01:01:33,150
What happened to your nose?

1263
01:01:33,151 --> 01:01:34,527
[Adam] I got one, I got one.

1264
01:01:34,528 --> 01:01:36,404
Fare ran out on me.

1265
01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:38,614
Fare from what? What happened?

1266
01:01:38,615 --> 01:01:41,201
I'm a taxi driver. From Manhattan.

1267
01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:43,202
- Manhattan?
- Yeah.

1268
01:01:43,203 --> 01:01:44,745
That's an expensive trip, man.

1269
01:01:44,746 --> 01:01:46,622
Oh, yeah. $20, $25.

1270
01:01:46,623 --> 01:01:48,666
Well, the high rollers tip five,

1271
01:01:48,667 --> 01:01:51,002
- so that's five in tips. And...
- [man whistles]

1272
01:01:51,003 --> 01:01:54,088
I fucking get to the spot,
the guy chokes me out,

1273
01:01:54,089 --> 01:01:55,840
- punching me in the back of the head.
- No.

1274
01:01:55,841 --> 01:01:58,342
Takes my money and run the fuck off.

1275
01:01:58,343 --> 01:02:00,803
Caught up to the motherfucker, and, boy...

1276
01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:04,349
[laughs] I beat the brights
off that motherfucker, man.

1277
01:02:05,184 --> 01:02:06,726
And I took what he had.

1278
01:02:06,727 --> 01:02:07,977
You took what he had?

1279
01:02:07,978 --> 01:02:09,395
Hell, yeah! You fucking damn right.

1280
01:02:09,396 --> 01:02:10,855
- You added that to your roll?
- Sure did.

1281
01:02:10,856 --> 01:02:12,148
To that fat roll
I've seen you pulling out.

1282
01:02:12,149 --> 01:02:13,649
It's principle. It's fucking principle!

1283
01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:15,318
I understand that. I would keep it hidden.

1284
01:02:15,319 --> 01:02:18,279
I would keep that down,
if I were you, in this place.

1285
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,073
Not everybody's as nice
as Christian is, I'm telling you.

1286
01:02:21,074 --> 01:02:22,450
[Marty] That's my point.

1287
01:02:22,451 --> 01:02:24,327
What about that asshole right there?

1288
01:02:24,328 --> 01:02:26,162
[man talking to Wally] I don't know
who the fuck that guy is.

1289
01:02:26,163 --> 01:02:28,080
- You can't serve like that.
- What do you mean?

1290
01:02:28,081 --> 01:02:29,290
I've been serving like that for years.

1291
01:02:29,291 --> 01:02:31,959
- Hey, Roger. Roger. Hello.
- That's ridiculous.

1292
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,628
- Give me one more minute.
- Our lane is open.

1293
01:02:33,629 --> 01:02:35,838
- The lane can wait. It's fine.
- No, we gotta go now.

1294
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:37,673
- They're gonna give it away.
- I'm playing now.

1295
01:02:37,674 --> 01:02:40,885
I have been waiting all night to bowl.
Let's go. Come on.

1296
01:02:40,886 --> 01:02:42,011
- Roger.
- My point.

1297
01:02:42,012 --> 01:02:43,387
[Roger] Look what you made me do.

1298
01:02:43,388 --> 01:02:44,472
I gotta go.

1299
01:02:44,473 --> 01:02:46,766
- What do you mean you gotta go?
- Give me my dollar back.

1300
01:02:46,767 --> 01:02:47,975
We're in the middle of a game.

1301
01:02:47,976 --> 01:02:49,810
You forfeit the game, then.
Give me my dollar.

1302
01:02:49,811 --> 01:02:51,729
- Give me my dollar back!
- Relax. Back up, back up.

1303
01:02:51,730 --> 01:02:53,022
- He's gonna leave the game?
- You didn't finish the game.

1304
01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:54,565
All right, then you play. Then you play.

1305
01:02:54,566 --> 01:02:56,150
I'm broke, man. I gave him my last ten.

1306
01:02:56,151 --> 01:02:57,235
I'll play you.

1307
01:02:57,236 --> 01:02:58,237
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1308
01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:01,697
Oh, wow. I didn't know
you guys played table tennis.

1309
01:03:01,698 --> 01:03:03,533
Put up a dollar. Do you have a dollar?

1310
01:03:03,534 --> 01:03:06,036
- [Wally] Fuck you. Put up five.
- You don't have five dollars.

1311
01:03:07,621 --> 01:03:09,413
Oh, wow. You must have robbed someone.

1312
01:03:09,414 --> 01:03:10,665
Put your money where your mouth is.

1313
01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:12,125
Why don't I put my penis
where your mouth is?

1314
01:03:13,085 --> 01:03:15,920
Red shirt, Wally and
whatever the fuck his name is.

1315
01:03:15,921 --> 01:03:18,131
["Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes"
playing]

1316
01:03:21,134 --> 01:03:23,136
[people cheering]

1317
01:03:25,514 --> 01:03:27,431
Mark it blank, baby. I'll be right back.

1318
01:03:27,432 --> 01:03:28,934
[woman with Roger] Where are you going?

1319
01:03:30,143 --> 01:03:31,687
I will mark it blank!

1320
01:03:36,984 --> 01:03:38,150
What's going on here?

1321
01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:39,944
The colored boy is about to
lose all his money.

1322
01:03:39,945 --> 01:03:41,572
Yeah, to this asshole right here.

1323
01:03:42,865 --> 01:03:44,156
- [Wally] Fuck!
- [Marty] Match point.

1324
01:03:44,157 --> 01:03:46,200
- Match point. Here we go.
- [spectator] Wally! Come on!

1325
01:03:46,201 --> 01:03:48,412
[spectator 2] Don't get upset
though, Wally. Let's go.

1326
01:03:55,169 --> 01:03:56,294
- Yeah!
- [cheering]

1327
01:03:56,295 --> 01:03:57,879
It grazed the edge. You fucking saw that.

1328
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,172
[Marty] It didn't graze the edge.

1329
01:03:59,173 --> 01:04:00,756
- It changed. You saw that.
- It didn't graze the edge.

1330
01:04:00,757 --> 01:04:01,841
- No, give me my money.
- What the fuck?

1331
01:04:01,842 --> 01:04:03,801
- Give me my money.
- This is b--

1332
01:04:03,802 --> 01:04:05,345
Give me the money. Give me the money.

1333
01:04:06,305 --> 01:04:07,388
- Pay me.
- Come on.

1334
01:04:07,389 --> 01:04:08,514
Let me hold five for gas money.

1335
01:04:08,515 --> 01:04:09,682
No. You shouldn't bet
with money you don't have.

1336
01:04:09,683 --> 01:04:11,685
- How the fuck am I gonna get home?
- Walk.

1337
01:04:12,436 --> 01:04:13,853
Just let him keep five.

1338
01:04:13,854 --> 01:04:15,021
- No.
- You've been a dick all night.

1339
01:04:15,022 --> 01:04:16,147
- Give me my money.
- Just stop being greedy.

1340
01:04:16,148 --> 01:04:18,024
- Just give him five to get home!
- This is bullshit!

1341
01:04:18,025 --> 01:04:20,026
- And you're fucking smiling.
- Fuck you!

1342
01:04:20,027 --> 01:04:21,777
Give me the money. Give me the money.

1343
01:04:21,778 --> 01:04:22,904
Fuck you.

1344
01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:24,655
- Yo, give him his five.
- [Marty] I don't want to.

1345
01:04:24,656 --> 01:04:26,199
[Wally] How the fuck am I gonna get home?

1346
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,575
[Marty] That's what happens
when you talk shit.

1347
01:04:27,576 --> 01:04:29,327
- It stinks, doesn't it?
- [Wally] Fuck!

1348
01:04:29,328 --> 01:04:30,745
- Where's-- Where's Roger?
- Shit.

1349
01:04:30,746 --> 01:04:32,580
- Yeah, I got it.
- Yeah, Rog!

1350
01:04:32,581 --> 01:04:34,123
Play this numbnuts for his gas money.

1351
01:04:34,124 --> 01:04:36,083
You're gonna play Roger now, okay?

1352
01:04:36,084 --> 01:04:37,460
- [spectator] Let's go, Roger.
- Let's go.

1353
01:04:37,461 --> 01:04:38,544
- Let's go right now.
- You?

1354
01:04:38,545 --> 01:04:40,004
I won't play you. You're too good.

1355
01:04:40,005 --> 01:04:41,465
[Roger] I'll spot you four points.

1356
01:04:42,925 --> 01:04:44,009
Fine. Forty dollars.

1357
01:04:44,551 --> 01:04:46,594
Forty dollars? I don't have forty dollars.

1358
01:04:46,595 --> 01:04:47,638
[people shout out]

1359
01:04:48,263 --> 01:04:50,181
You want it?
Take it or leave it. I gotta go.

1360
01:04:50,182 --> 01:04:52,350
- Forty dollars.
- One, two, three...

1361
01:04:52,351 --> 01:04:54,477
Come on, who's got cash? Who's got cash?

1362
01:04:54,478 --> 01:04:56,354
- [man] I got you.
- It's Team Wally. Come on.

1363
01:04:56,355 --> 01:04:58,731
Pitch in, pitch in. Let's get him home.
Come on, come on.

1364
01:04:58,732 --> 01:05:00,191
[Wally] Thank you, everybody. Thank you.

1365
01:05:00,192 --> 01:05:02,443
We're gonna get you home.
We're gonna get you home.

1366
01:05:02,444 --> 01:05:05,154
[blond man] Great. Great.
Nothing? This whole row?

1367
01:05:05,155 --> 01:05:06,531
Yo, I'll put a side bet.

1368
01:05:06,532 --> 01:05:07,615
How much?

1369
01:05:07,616 --> 01:05:09,534
- Five dollars.
- You don't got more than that?

1370
01:05:09,535 --> 01:05:11,537
[overlapping chatter]

1371
01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:14,330
[Marty] Ten. Ooh, you got
a little bit of money.

1372
01:05:14,331 --> 01:05:16,582
Thank you. Thanks so much.

1373
01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:18,961
["Don't Let the Stars
Get in Your Eyes" continues]

1374
01:05:22,589 --> 01:05:24,257
- ["The Fat Man" playing]
- One seventy-four, 175, 176,

1375
01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:27,510
177, 178, 179, 180, 181...

1376
01:05:27,511 --> 01:05:30,638
<i>♪ 'Cause I went 200 miles ♪</i>

1377
01:05:30,639 --> 01:05:31,931
181, 182, 183...

1378
01:05:31,932 --> 01:05:33,808
- The Mouse is back, baby.
- ...184, 185...

1379
01:05:33,809 --> 01:05:35,268
- Yeah!
- ...186

1380
01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:37,478
- The Mouse is back, baby!
- ...187, 192...

1381
01:05:37,479 --> 01:05:39,939
- Oh, this is my part.
- ...197, 202, 207...

1382
01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:41,566
- [Wally whoops]
- What the fuck are you doing?

1383
01:05:41,567 --> 01:05:42,650
Are you out of your mind?

1384
01:05:42,651 --> 01:05:46,279
- <i>♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪</i>
- [Wally whoops]

1385
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,157
<i>♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪</i>

1386
01:05:49,992 --> 01:05:51,326
<i>♪ Wah wah wah ♪</i>

1387
01:05:54,454 --> 01:05:57,499
<i>♪ Wah wah wah ♪</i>

1388
01:05:58,041 --> 01:06:01,336
- <i>♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪</i>
- [Wally laughs]

1389
01:06:02,004 --> 01:06:04,173
<i>♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪</i>

1390
01:06:05,174 --> 01:06:06,340
<i>♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪</i>

1391
01:06:06,341 --> 01:06:08,968
Fuck. It's closed.

1392
01:06:08,969 --> 01:06:12,639
- [Marty] Let's just go to the next town.
- Next town? That shit is 20 minutes away.

1393
01:06:15,684 --> 01:06:18,311
You see what we do? Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?

1394
01:06:18,312 --> 01:06:19,479
- [Wally] 400...
- Come over here, baby.

1395
01:06:20,564 --> 01:06:22,440
...401, 402, 403...

1396
01:06:22,441 --> 01:06:23,691
[Marty] His breathing's a lot better.

1397
01:06:23,692 --> 01:06:25,484
We might not have to give
the vet any money.

1398
01:06:25,485 --> 01:06:27,195
- ...407, 408.
- [Marty fusses dog]

1399
01:06:27,196 --> 01:06:29,363
408. That's 204 each. That's 50-50.

1400
01:06:29,364 --> 01:06:31,824
Here, here. Okay.

1401
01:06:31,825 --> 01:06:33,784
Wally, I was thinking. If you
give me the full amount now,

1402
01:06:33,785 --> 01:06:36,078
I can give you ten times that
when I get back from Japan.

1403
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:38,414
- Stop, stop. Stop, Mouse.
- No, no, what do you mean?

1404
01:06:38,415 --> 01:06:41,000
You're not gonna fuck me
like you do everybody else.

1405
01:06:41,001 --> 01:06:43,503
- You saw the fine. You saw it.
- Mouse.

1406
01:06:43,504 --> 01:06:45,004
I'm gonna be coming home
with ten times that.

1407
01:06:45,005 --> 01:06:47,423
- I'll buy you a medallion.
- I don't want no fucking medallion, Mouse.

1408
01:06:47,424 --> 01:06:49,800
I'll buy you a new cab.
Don't give me a hard time about this.

1409
01:06:49,801 --> 01:06:51,594
- [horn honking]
- [man] There he is!

1410
01:06:51,595 --> 01:06:53,597
- [Marty] Oh, fuck.
- [people shouting]

1411
01:06:54,306 --> 01:06:56,807
Oh, fuck.
Marty. Marty, let's go. Get in the car.

1412
01:06:56,808 --> 01:06:58,893
- Okay, just let me do the talking.
- Get in the car!

1413
01:06:58,894 --> 01:07:02,189
Look who it is!
Let's get this motherfucker!

1414
01:07:03,023 --> 01:07:04,357
[Marty] Gentlemen.

1415
01:07:04,358 --> 01:07:06,442
What's going on? How are we doing?

1416
01:07:06,443 --> 01:07:08,236
- Give us our money!
- What are you talking about?

1417
01:07:08,237 --> 01:07:09,904
- I'm giving this guy some gas.
- Look who it is.

1418
01:07:09,905 --> 01:07:11,072
Don't pull that shit!

1419
01:07:11,073 --> 01:07:12,532
- You fucking hustled us!
- I didn't hustle anyone.

1420
01:07:12,533 --> 01:07:14,825
I know who you are!
You're fuckin' Marty Mauser!

1421
01:07:14,826 --> 01:07:16,327
- Relax!
- I don't know who that is!

1422
01:07:16,328 --> 01:07:17,787
- Roger! Stop it! Stop!
- [dog barking]

1423
01:07:17,788 --> 01:07:19,872
No, relax. Relax. Relax. Relax.

1424
01:07:19,873 --> 01:07:20,957
Out of the fucking car!

1425
01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:22,834
Get out of the fucking car, nigger!

1426
01:07:22,835 --> 01:07:24,001
- Why I gotta be--
- Get the fuck out!

1427
01:07:24,002 --> 01:07:26,088
- [dog barking]
- [all shouting]

1428
01:07:28,966 --> 01:07:30,049
[dog snarling]

1429
01:07:30,050 --> 01:07:31,176
[shouting]

1430
01:07:32,553 --> 01:07:34,096
[all shouting]

1431
01:07:35,097 --> 01:07:36,305
Fuck!

1432
01:07:36,306 --> 01:07:39,016
- Marty, let's fucking go!
- [Marty] Fuck yourself!

1433
01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:40,101
["As Summer Turns to Fall" playing]

1434
01:07:40,102 --> 01:07:42,020
- Go, go, go, go, go.
- [tires screech]

1435
01:07:42,771 --> 01:07:44,273
Wally, watch out! Watch out! The pole!

1436
01:07:45,357 --> 01:07:46,858
- [Wally] No! No!
- [dog barks]

1437
01:07:46,859 --> 01:07:48,693
Wally, the dog. The dog, Wally.

1438
01:07:48,694 --> 01:07:50,736
- Fuck that dog!
- I need the dog!

1439
01:07:50,737 --> 01:07:51,821
Fuck the dog,

1440
01:07:51,822 --> 01:07:54,533
- and fuck you, man! Fuck you, man!
- Oh, no. No!

1441
01:07:55,117 --> 01:07:56,659
They'll take this out of my paycheck!

1442
01:07:56,660 --> 01:08:00,705
My car's fucked up, man!
I'm gonna lose my fucking job!

1443
01:08:00,706 --> 01:08:03,499
This is all I got!
I got people depending on me!

1444
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:06,002
- I got real responsibilities!
- I got responsibilities too.

1445
01:08:06,003 --> 01:08:07,503
- No, you don't!
- What the fuck you think--

1446
01:08:07,504 --> 01:08:09,590
[voices drowned out by song]

1447
01:08:11,133 --> 01:08:14,260
[The Jubilaires] <i>♪ ...may melt again ♪</i>

1448
01:08:14,261 --> 01:08:19,056
<i>♪ Like winter snow
That melts ♪</i>

1449
01:08:19,057 --> 01:08:20,599
<i>♪ With ♪</i>

1450
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,394
<i>♪ April rain ♪</i>

1451
01:08:23,395 --> 01:08:27,191
<i>♪ For darling, in my heart ♪</i>

1452
01:08:27,691 --> 01:08:31,819
<i>♪ You always will remain ♪</i>

1453
01:08:33,363 --> 01:08:39,117
<i>♪ As summer turns to fall ♪</i>

1454
01:08:39,118 --> 01:08:41,579
[siren wailing]

1455
01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:43,496
[Marty] Thank you so much. Thank you.

1456
01:08:43,497 --> 01:08:44,790
I'm gonna make it up to you. All right?

1457
01:08:44,791 --> 01:08:46,918
Don't be mad at me. Okay?

1458
01:08:46,919 --> 01:08:48,794
I'm gonna get you a new cab. All right?

1459
01:08:48,795 --> 01:08:50,588
Don't worry about it. Wally, I love you.

1460
01:08:50,589 --> 01:08:51,839
Close my door.

1461
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,759
[siren]

1462
01:08:56,178 --> 01:08:58,138
["The Order of Death" by PiL playing]

1463
01:09:17,991 --> 01:09:18,992
Hey, Marty.

1464
01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:31,254
[song fades]

1465
01:09:31,255 --> 01:09:33,965
- Hey, Ted.
- Hey, Marty. How you doing, man?

1466
01:09:33,966 --> 01:09:35,258
- Is Lawrence here?
- Sorry about your loss.

1467
01:09:35,259 --> 01:09:36,925
It's all right. Is Lawrence here tonight?

1468
01:09:36,926 --> 01:09:38,719
Uh, yeah. He's around here somewhere.

1469
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,638
- Okay. All right. Thank you.
- [Ted] Yeah, yeah.

1470
01:09:40,639 --> 01:09:41,848
- Good to see you, man.
- Yep.

1471
01:09:41,849 --> 01:09:43,850
[song resumes]

1472
01:09:47,354 --> 01:09:48,521
- How you been?
- Marty.

1473
01:09:48,522 --> 01:09:50,398
- Nice to see you.
- Hello, Marty.

1474
01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:52,066
Hey, can I stay in your
back room tonight, please?

1475
01:09:52,067 --> 01:09:55,236
Hey, hey. Got your girl in the back, okay?

1476
01:09:55,237 --> 01:09:56,988
She pregnant. She real upset.

1477
01:09:56,989 --> 01:09:58,990
Oh, God. Okay. All right.

1478
01:09:58,991 --> 01:10:00,491
Uh, let me go talk to her,

1479
01:10:00,492 --> 01:10:02,118
but then please don't leave
without finding me.

1480
01:10:02,119 --> 01:10:03,911
- Yeah, I'll be here. Okay.
- All right. Nice to see you.

1481
01:10:03,912 --> 01:10:05,329
- All right, good to see you.
- Okay.

1482
01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:07,791
["The Order of Death" continues]

1483
01:10:19,636 --> 01:10:20,720
[song ends]

1484
01:10:20,721 --> 01:10:22,055
Hey. What are you doing here?

1485
01:10:23,015 --> 01:10:24,682
I don't mean to bother you.
I know you're really busy.

1486
01:10:24,683 --> 01:10:27,310
- What the hell happened to your face?
- I didn't really have anywhere else to go.

1487
01:10:27,311 --> 01:10:28,477
- Let me see.
- He just started...

1488
01:10:28,478 --> 01:10:29,979
he just started yelling at me.

1489
01:10:29,980 --> 01:10:32,231
And he was really mad
and he was ripping my clothes.

1490
01:10:32,232 --> 01:10:34,817
- He did this to you?
- He was really scaring me.

1491
01:10:34,818 --> 01:10:36,570
I just didn't know where else to go.

1492
01:10:37,946 --> 01:10:39,198
Are you mad at me?

1493
01:11:31,542 --> 01:11:34,086
[woman shouting in nearby apartment]

1494
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:41,592
[Ira] Rachel?

1495
01:11:41,593 --> 01:11:44,095
No, it's not Rachel. It's Marty.
Open the door.

1496
01:11:44,096 --> 01:11:45,556
[Ira] Yeah. Hang on.

1497
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,643
What are you doing here?

1498
01:11:50,644 --> 01:11:52,812
[Ira groans]

1499
01:11:52,813 --> 01:11:54,231
Shame on you.

1500
01:11:57,317 --> 01:11:58,694
[groaning]

1501
01:12:00,028 --> 01:12:01,029
[wheezing]

1502
01:12:01,572 --> 01:12:02,823
[doorbell rings]

1503
01:12:03,907 --> 01:12:06,701
Hey, Dion. How you doing, man?
I really appreciate this.

1504
01:12:06,702 --> 01:12:08,202
This is my sister Rachel, by the way.

1505
01:12:08,203 --> 01:12:10,371
Rachel, this is my buddy,
my business partner, Dion.

1506
01:12:10,372 --> 01:12:11,622
- Hey.
- Hey.

1507
01:12:11,623 --> 01:12:12,957
Her place flooded.

1508
01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:15,168
She needs a place to crash for the night.
That's okay, right?

1509
01:12:15,169 --> 01:12:16,252
I don't know, man, it's...

1510
01:12:16,253 --> 01:12:19,255
I know, but I can't have her exposed
to mold and spores and shit.

1511
01:12:19,256 --> 01:12:22,466
D, come on,
she's eight months pregnant, all right?

1512
01:12:22,467 --> 01:12:23,718
Come on...

1513
01:12:23,719 --> 01:12:25,136
That's my nephew.

1514
01:12:25,137 --> 01:12:26,638
I'm not supposed to have people over.

1515
01:12:27,764 --> 01:12:31,142
She's got a bad situation at home.
I can't have her going back there. Please.

1516
01:12:31,143 --> 01:12:32,727
All right. Come on.
You can spend the night.

1517
01:12:32,728 --> 01:12:35,188
You just gotta be out of here by tomorrow
before my parents get back.

1518
01:12:35,189 --> 01:12:36,272
Okay. No problem.

1519
01:12:36,273 --> 01:12:38,024
We should take advantage
of the time we have together.

1520
01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:39,525
You know, really firm up
our business plan.

1521
01:12:39,526 --> 01:12:41,861
That way, when your dad gets back,
he sees how organized we are.

1522
01:12:41,862 --> 01:12:43,196
Yeah, he's pretty upset.

1523
01:12:43,197 --> 01:12:44,947
You left us with all of this inventory
for eight months.

1524
01:12:44,948 --> 01:12:46,991
That's fine. In a few weeks
I'll take the championship.

1525
01:12:46,992 --> 01:12:48,075
We'll be right back on track.

1526
01:12:48,076 --> 01:12:49,827
- Balls are right in here.
- Really? Where?

1527
01:12:49,828 --> 01:12:50,996
The top box.

1528
01:12:51,496 --> 01:12:52,497
Thanks.

1529
01:12:58,629 --> 01:13:01,005
- Whoa. You did the orange?
- Yep.

1530
01:13:01,006 --> 01:13:02,089
How'd you do the orange?

1531
01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:03,674
I contacted someone at Halex.

1532
01:13:03,675 --> 01:13:05,218
They colored the celluloid for me.

1533
01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:06,929
- How?
- Money, baby.

1534
01:13:07,721 --> 01:13:09,388
Me and my pop, we believe in you.

1535
01:13:09,389 --> 01:13:11,141
We're invested.
That's why he's been so mad.

1536
01:13:12,976 --> 01:13:14,644
- Check it out, Rachel.
- [Rachel grunts]

1537
01:13:14,645 --> 01:13:15,896
Here, check out the packaging.

1538
01:13:18,732 --> 01:13:21,442
"Marty Supreme. The official Marty Mauser
championship table tennis ball.

1539
01:13:21,443 --> 01:13:22,693
Professionally made. Orange..."

1540
01:13:22,694 --> 01:13:24,570
Orange spheres? You came up with that?

1541
01:13:24,571 --> 01:13:25,696
Yeah. Pretty good, right?

1542
01:13:25,697 --> 01:13:28,492
Pretty good? Dion, this is... I'm stunned.

1543
01:13:28,951 --> 01:13:30,076
I'm stunned.

1544
01:13:30,077 --> 01:13:32,036
- Hand-drawn too.
- You drew this?

1545
01:13:32,037 --> 01:13:33,454
- Yeah.
- It's inspired.

1546
01:13:33,455 --> 01:13:34,539
I appreciate it.

1547
01:13:34,540 --> 01:13:36,457
I don't think you know
what you're capable of.

1548
01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:37,834
- Check it out.
- Thanks a lot.

1549
01:13:37,835 --> 01:13:39,085
Wow.

1550
01:13:39,086 --> 01:13:40,963
- It's really nice.
- [Marty chuckles]

1551
01:13:42,673 --> 01:13:44,590
- This is your room?
- No, it's my brother's.

1552
01:13:44,591 --> 01:13:46,133
You have a brother?
You never told me you had a brother.

1553
01:13:46,134 --> 01:13:47,802
It's a younger brother. He moved out.

1554
01:13:47,803 --> 01:13:48,804
So his room is free?

1555
01:13:49,221 --> 01:13:50,680
- Uh, yeah.
- Let me get my sister situated.

1556
01:13:50,681 --> 01:13:52,139
- I'll come find you in five minutes.
- Okay.

1557
01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:53,141
Five minutes.

1558
01:13:54,393 --> 01:13:55,893
I'm really impressed, D.

1559
01:13:55,894 --> 01:13:57,312
- Thank you.
- Seriously.

1560
01:13:58,230 --> 01:13:59,522
Special guy.

1561
01:13:59,523 --> 01:14:01,525
Let me get the bed comfortable for you,
all right?

1562
01:14:02,985 --> 01:14:04,277
So are you gonna go out there now?

1563
01:14:04,278 --> 01:14:06,362
Yeah, I gotta figure my plan out
for tomorrow.

1564
01:14:06,363 --> 01:14:07,613
Why? Plan for what?

1565
01:14:07,614 --> 01:14:09,950
Well, I need to get my head together.

1566
01:14:10,617 --> 01:14:12,118
How so?

1567
01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:15,372
This rich guy hit me up for a job.
I think I'm gonna get in touch with him.

1568
01:14:15,873 --> 01:14:18,040
- Really?
- Yeah.

1569
01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:20,586
- A job for what? What job?
- It doesn't matter. Just to get to Japan.

1570
01:14:21,128 --> 01:14:22,671
- For the championship?
- Yeah.

1571
01:14:23,172 --> 01:14:24,173
Wow.

1572
01:14:24,923 --> 01:14:28,092
Everything in my life is falling apart,
but I'm gonna figure it out.

1573
01:14:28,093 --> 01:14:29,886
Do you need any help? I could help you.

1574
01:14:29,887 --> 01:14:31,804
- No, it's all right. It's all right.
- Can I do anything?

1575
01:14:31,805 --> 01:14:33,097
Are you hungry?

1576
01:14:33,098 --> 01:14:34,807
- No.
- You sure?

1577
01:14:34,808 --> 01:14:37,060
Uh, I'll just be in the other room,
all right?

1578
01:14:40,397 --> 01:14:42,857
- Dion, I've never seen anything like this.
- I told you, man.

1579
01:14:42,858 --> 01:14:44,317
Man, we have to have a big catch-up

1580
01:14:44,318 --> 01:14:47,320
'cause this is the greatest thing that's
happened to me in the last eight months.

1581
01:14:47,321 --> 01:14:48,905
Who would've thought? Halex?

1582
01:14:48,906 --> 01:14:51,909
[Marty, Dion chattering, indistinct]

1583
01:14:54,661 --> 01:14:56,872
[phone line ringing]

1584
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:03,294
[receptionist] <i>Good morning. Rockwell Ink.</i>

1585
01:15:03,295 --> 01:15:05,755
Yes, hi, can I speak
to Milton Rockwell, please?

1586
01:15:05,756 --> 01:15:07,840
<i>He's not in at the moment.
Can I take a message?</i>

1587
01:15:07,841 --> 01:15:09,133
Okay, when are you expecting him?

1588
01:15:09,134 --> 01:15:11,093
<i>Well, he's working off-site today.</i>

1589
01:15:11,094 --> 01:15:12,929
- <i>Again, can I take a message?</i>
- It's hot.

1590
01:15:12,930 --> 01:15:14,263
Thank you so much.

1591
01:15:14,264 --> 01:15:16,182
Can you make some for my sister
for when she wakes up?

1592
01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:17,767
- She'll be really hungry.
- <i>Hello?</i>

1593
01:15:17,768 --> 01:15:19,185
You said off-site where?

1594
01:15:19,186 --> 01:15:21,020
<i>I'm sorry, I can't give you
that information.</i>

1595
01:15:21,021 --> 01:15:22,939
- <i>Would you like to leave a message or not?</i>
- Yes.

1596
01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:25,441
Can you apologize to him on my behalf?

1597
01:15:25,442 --> 01:15:27,443
I was the young gentleman
that was supposed to have breakfast

1598
01:15:27,444 --> 01:15:28,528
with him this morning.

1599
01:15:28,529 --> 01:15:30,905
- [receptionist] <i>I'm not familiar.</i>
- [Marty] <i>From his son's battalion.</i>

1600
01:15:30,906 --> 01:15:33,783
[receptionist] <i>I'm sorry, I--
I don't know anything about that.</i>

1601
01:15:33,784 --> 01:15:36,702
[Marty] <i>I have some personal belongings of
his son's I was supposed to give to him.</i>

1602
01:15:36,703 --> 01:15:39,789
<i>Letters and mementos and such,
but I messed up and I overslept.</i>

1603
01:15:39,790 --> 01:15:42,750
<i>I'm leaving town today, but I could
mail it to him if that's easier.</i>

1604
01:15:42,751 --> 01:15:44,836
- <i>No, no, no.</i>
- <i>No? Okay.</i>

1605
01:15:44,837 --> 01:15:49,007
<i>How about this, why don't you try
giving a call over to the Morosco Theatre.</i>

1606
01:15:49,508 --> 01:15:50,883
<i>The Morosco Theatre.</i>

1607
01:15:50,884 --> 01:15:53,469
[actor 1]
So, I'm like what? What am I doing?

1608
01:15:53,470 --> 01:15:54,887
[actor 2]
Coming up here to wreck my night.

1609
01:15:54,888 --> 01:15:56,764
[actor 1] Honest, Mama,
I didn't even know you were coming here.

1610
01:15:56,765 --> 01:15:58,015
[actor 2]
I'm through with you playing games.

1611
01:15:58,016 --> 01:15:59,267
[actor 1]
I was just coming for a good time.

1612
01:15:59,268 --> 01:16:01,645
I heard this was where
all the call girls gather.

1613
01:16:03,772 --> 01:16:07,567
[actor 2] I'm trying to rebuild my life
here. Don't you understand that?

1614
01:16:07,568 --> 01:16:09,819
[actor 1] More like selling out
to the highest bidder.

1615
01:16:09,820 --> 01:16:12,363
[actor 2]
You've got no right to judge me, Jed.

1616
01:16:12,364 --> 01:16:14,574
I fought tooth and nail
for every shred of happiness

1617
01:16:14,575 --> 01:16:17,159
- I've ever found while you...
- Right, and what did you give to me?

1618
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:18,996
You never believed in me. Not once!

1619
01:16:20,205 --> 01:16:23,541
[actor 2] You wanna wallow in self-pity?
Well, here's an oven, Jed!

1620
01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:24,625
Alma!

1621
01:16:24,626 --> 01:16:25,710
[actor 2] I'm all right, Henry.

1622
01:16:25,711 --> 01:16:28,045
- Just give us a minute, please.
- [actor 1] My mama is a dirty bird.

1623
01:16:28,046 --> 01:16:30,006
[actor 3] Be careful now, Jedidiah.

1624
01:16:30,007 --> 01:16:34,468
And that fancy dress you put her in
is the only thing keeping in the stench!

1625
01:16:34,469 --> 01:16:36,596
- [grunts]
- [gasps]

1626
01:16:36,597 --> 01:16:38,848
Don't you lay a hand on my child.

1627
01:16:38,849 --> 01:16:40,559
I-I'm sorry, uh...

1628
01:16:43,437 --> 01:16:45,271
- [shouts]
- [screaming]

1629
01:16:45,272 --> 01:16:47,732
Mama, what did I do?

1630
01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:49,735
- [actor 2] Go! Run!
- [running footsteps]

1631
01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:53,697
[door rattles]

1632
01:16:56,116 --> 01:16:58,784
- The door is locked.
- [actor 2] Oh, my God.

1633
01:16:58,785 --> 01:17:00,161
You've gotta be kidding me!

1634
01:17:00,162 --> 01:17:02,455
For Christ's sake,
did somebody put a latch on the door?

1635
01:17:02,456 --> 01:17:04,957
- Oh, God.
- I thought we had a good rhythm going.

1636
01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:08,252
A good rhythm going?
On what planet is that a good rhythm

1637
01:17:08,253 --> 01:17:09,670
- if you're alone in a room?
- I was in it.

1638
01:17:09,671 --> 01:17:12,340
It's like I wasn't even there.
In it? In what?

1639
01:17:12,341 --> 01:17:16,260
- Glenn, I couldn't get a word out.
- I understand. We're gonna fix it.

1640
01:17:16,261 --> 01:17:18,763
- That's what a rehearsal process is for.
- [actor 2] Fuck's sake.

1641
01:17:18,764 --> 01:17:20,848
[Glenn] Let's lose this, by the way.
Everybody take five.

1642
01:17:20,849 --> 01:17:22,266
Do me a favor, everybody...

1643
01:17:22,267 --> 01:17:24,560
- [sighs]
- Somebody needs to tell him something.

1644
01:17:24,561 --> 01:17:26,437
- It's impossible.
- Impossible.

1645
01:17:26,438 --> 01:17:27,897
[lighter clicks]

1646
01:17:27,898 --> 01:17:29,690
- Do you want some water?
- Yes.

1647
01:17:29,691 --> 01:17:31,860
- Let me bring you some.
- God.

1648
01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:37,281
Hey, Kay.

1649
01:17:37,282 --> 01:17:38,951
Hey, it's Marty.

1650
01:17:41,161 --> 01:17:42,955
From London.

1651
01:17:44,456 --> 01:17:45,540
What are you doing here?

1652
01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:47,291
Well, I got a friend
in the stagehands union.

1653
01:17:47,292 --> 01:17:48,543
I was dropping something off for him.

1654
01:17:48,544 --> 01:17:50,711
- You watched that?
- Yeah, I hope that's okay.

1655
01:17:50,712 --> 01:17:51,838
Oh, God.

1656
01:17:51,839 --> 01:17:54,173
Hey, I can't believe you're acting again.

1657
01:17:54,174 --> 01:17:56,342
That wasn't acting. He won't let me act.

1658
01:17:56,343 --> 01:17:59,011
Yeah, no, that looked frustrating.
What's the deal with that guy?

1659
01:17:59,012 --> 01:18:00,346
Don't get me started.

1660
01:18:00,347 --> 01:18:02,057
Yeah, you were running circles around him.

1661
01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:04,058
Of course I am.

1662
01:18:04,059 --> 01:18:05,685
Yeah. It was unbelievable.

1663
01:18:05,686 --> 01:18:07,353
He stays up for three days in a row

1664
01:18:07,354 --> 01:18:09,689
because his character is supposed
to be tired.

1665
01:18:09,690 --> 01:18:11,108
- It's obnoxious.
- Oh, God.

1666
01:18:12,776 --> 01:18:15,863
If he's so committed,
why'd he stop the scene?

1667
01:18:17,072 --> 01:18:18,948
Why didn't he punch his hand
through the screen,

1668
01:18:18,949 --> 01:18:20,075
unlock it from the other side?

1669
01:18:21,618 --> 01:18:23,411
- Right? That's what I would've done.
- Glenn!

1670
01:18:23,412 --> 01:18:24,913
- Yeah.
- Glenn!

1671
01:18:25,581 --> 01:18:27,583
- Yes. Thank you. Yes.
- I need to talk to you.

1672
01:18:30,127 --> 01:18:32,420
- Yes, what?
- What? What? What?

1673
01:18:32,421 --> 01:18:35,798
This kid understands the character
better than he does.

1674
01:18:35,799 --> 01:18:37,091
Excuse me?

1675
01:18:37,092 --> 01:18:38,676
- Tell him what you just told me.
- No, I don't want to.

1676
01:18:38,677 --> 01:18:39,760
No, tell him.

1677
01:18:39,761 --> 01:18:42,221
I was just saying you didn't really seem
like you were in the scene is all.

1678
01:18:42,222 --> 01:18:46,642
- [Glenn] Uh, who is this?
- He's nobody. That's the point.

1679
01:18:46,643 --> 01:18:51,564
Also, you know, in my experience,
only children hold a knife like this.

1680
01:18:51,565 --> 01:18:53,191
If it's a serious fight,
you hold your knife like this,

1681
01:18:53,192 --> 01:18:55,151
- with the blade square to your wrist.
- This is not a street fight.

1682
01:18:55,152 --> 01:18:56,736
Okay, well, if you're not
going for realistic,

1683
01:18:56,737 --> 01:18:58,030
you might as well add a little flair.

1684
01:19:00,199 --> 01:19:01,574
[onlookers exclaiming]

1685
01:19:01,575 --> 01:19:02,742
Like that.

1686
01:19:02,743 --> 01:19:04,076
- Cut it out.
- Right, Kay?

1687
01:19:04,077 --> 01:19:07,079
[Glenn] Okay. Yeah, okay. Thanks
for the tutorial. Thank you very much.

1688
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:10,833
Thank you very much indeed.
That's all we need today. Thank you.

1689
01:19:10,834 --> 01:19:12,585
- Best of luck, Kay. Best of luck.
- Get him out!

1690
01:19:12,586 --> 01:19:15,630
We no longer require your presence.
Thank you very much.

1691
01:19:15,631 --> 01:19:18,007
Well, with all due respect...

1692
01:19:18,008 --> 01:19:20,092
[Rockwell]
And yet every set cost more than $5,000.

1693
01:19:20,093 --> 01:19:23,346
I can't just snap my fingers and get
your money and your wife into alignment.

1694
01:19:23,347 --> 01:19:24,972
I pay you to say no.

1695
01:19:24,973 --> 01:19:26,682
[producer] She seems to think
that this is carte blanche.

1696
01:19:26,683 --> 01:19:28,768
I can't just perform the impossible here.

1697
01:19:28,769 --> 01:19:32,146
[Rockwell] If you can't control her,
I will find someone else who can.

1698
01:19:32,147 --> 01:19:33,357
Asshole.

1699
01:19:38,070 --> 01:19:41,072
Mr. Rockwell. Mr. Rockwell.

1700
01:19:41,073 --> 01:19:43,699
- What?
- Hey. Marty Mauser. Nice to see you.

1701
01:19:43,700 --> 01:19:46,495
Did you call my office and say
you're friends with my son?

1702
01:19:47,579 --> 01:19:48,955
- Yes. But...
- Goddamn it!

1703
01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:51,040
I had no other way
to get in touch with you. Please.

1704
01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:52,667
I wanna revisit our conversation
about Japan.

1705
01:19:52,668 --> 01:19:54,919
I reconsidered it and I wanna do it.
I think it's a great idea.

1706
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,838
The event's next week.
I've made alternate plans.

1707
01:19:56,839 --> 01:19:58,548
What other plans? Okay, it was your idea.

1708
01:19:58,549 --> 01:20:01,592
It's a fantastic idea. Let's just have
a conversation about this for two seconds.

1709
01:20:01,593 --> 01:20:04,178
What are you doing?
Hey. Hey. Mr. Rockwell.

1710
01:20:04,179 --> 01:20:06,097
Please, let's both be pragmatists
about this.

1711
01:20:06,098 --> 01:20:08,266
Put your personal feelings
about me aside for a second.

1712
01:20:08,267 --> 01:20:11,352
You and I both know how much value
I would add with Endo.

1713
01:20:11,353 --> 01:20:13,229
- [engine starts]
- In an exhibition on his home turf?

1714
01:20:13,230 --> 01:20:15,147
Imagine it.
I'd be like a stick of dynamite.

1715
01:20:15,148 --> 01:20:16,732
Whatever you have planned,
the alternative,

1716
01:20:16,733 --> 01:20:18,109
it's gonna pale in comparison.

1717
01:20:18,110 --> 01:20:19,318
Please give me two minutes.

1718
01:20:19,319 --> 01:20:22,488
We have enough common ground
to figure this out. Please!

1719
01:20:22,489 --> 01:20:24,949
- All right, get in the car.
- Really? Thank you.

1720
01:20:24,950 --> 01:20:26,159
Tommy, let's go.

1721
01:20:26,952 --> 01:20:29,245
Hey. Hey! Hey!

1722
01:20:29,246 --> 01:20:30,329
Hey!

1723
01:20:30,330 --> 01:20:32,624
You son of a bitch. I gave you the idea!

1724
01:20:37,045 --> 01:20:38,297
[exhales]

1725
01:20:43,177 --> 01:20:45,887
I'm sorry. Miss Stone
wanted to let you know

1726
01:20:45,888 --> 01:20:47,722
that she'd love to have lunch with you.

1727
01:20:47,723 --> 01:20:49,308
- Miss Stone?
- Yes.

1728
01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:52,895
[Marty, Kay moaning]

1729
01:21:06,074 --> 01:21:07,575
[Kay] <i>My God, I'm so late.</i>

1730
01:21:07,576 --> 01:21:09,160
[Marty] <i>Come on. What do you care?</i>

1731
01:21:09,161 --> 01:21:11,704
<i>You're the star.
Gotta feel pretty good, right?</i>

1732
01:21:11,705 --> 01:21:13,581
<i>I mean, why'd you even stop
in the first place?</i>

1733
01:21:13,582 --> 01:21:16,168
I wanted security, and I got pregnant,

1734
01:21:17,085 --> 01:21:19,879
and he pressured me, and I settled.

1735
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:22,298
Well, I mean, clearly,
you're doing the right thing now

1736
01:21:22,299 --> 01:21:24,467
and it sounds like he's paying you back
with interest.

1737
01:21:24,468 --> 01:21:26,636
- Who is?
- Your husband.

1738
01:21:26,637 --> 01:21:28,221
I mean, he's funding
your whole show, right?

1739
01:21:28,222 --> 01:21:29,305
Where'd you get that idea?

1740
01:21:29,306 --> 01:21:30,973
I overheard him complaining
about it in the lobby.

1741
01:21:30,974 --> 01:21:32,809
- Complaining?
- Yeah, about the costs.

1742
01:21:33,977 --> 01:21:35,520
He can go fuck himself.

1743
01:21:35,521 --> 01:21:37,146
Completely. You know what you should do,

1744
01:21:37,147 --> 01:21:39,065
you should leech him
for every penny he's worth,

1745
01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:40,858
assume your place
as the biggest star on the planet,

1746
01:21:40,859 --> 01:21:42,735
and then you rub it
in his smug little face.

1747
01:21:42,736 --> 01:21:45,863
Thank you, but I'm really not looking
for life advice from you.

1748
01:21:45,864 --> 01:21:48,867
No, I'm just saying you clearly
never needed him in the first place.

1749
01:21:50,410 --> 01:21:52,578
Like with me,
I'm never accepting anyone's help.

1750
01:21:52,579 --> 01:21:56,707
I gotta do it completely on my own.
Purely on the basis of my own talent.

1751
01:21:56,708 --> 01:21:59,877
Otherwise it's, like,
the success won't even count.

1752
01:21:59,878 --> 01:22:01,087
But that's just me.

1753
01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:03,381
Yes, well, that's very easy to say.

1754
01:22:03,382 --> 01:22:06,259
Well, it's easy to say
but it's sure not easy to do.

1755
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:08,470
I mean, you know that.
That's why you cashed out.

1756
01:22:09,429 --> 01:22:11,013
[sighs]

1757
01:22:11,014 --> 01:22:12,349
Let me ask you something.

1758
01:22:13,016 --> 01:22:15,476
Do you make money
at this little table tennis thing?

1759
01:22:15,477 --> 01:22:17,729
- Not yet.
- Do you have a job?

1760
01:22:18,313 --> 01:22:20,481
No. I mean, table tennis is my job.

1761
01:22:20,482 --> 01:22:21,566
How do you live?

1762
01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:22,650
I live with the confidence

1763
01:22:22,651 --> 01:22:24,443
that if I believe in myself,
the money will follow.

1764
01:22:24,444 --> 01:22:26,988
Ultimately, my struggle isn't
even about money.

1765
01:22:26,989 --> 01:22:29,156
- How do you pay rent?
- I don't.

1766
01:22:29,157 --> 01:22:31,325
- You're avoiding the question.
- No, I'm not avoiding anything.

1767
01:22:31,326 --> 01:22:33,119
How do you plan on eating food today?

1768
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:36,539
Honestly, I was gonna order room service
the second you leave.

1769
01:22:36,540 --> 01:22:39,041
- Nice.
- Yeah. Nice.

1770
01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:42,211
And what do you plan to do if this
whole dream of yours doesn't work out?

1771
01:22:42,212 --> 01:22:44,380
That doesn't even enter my consciousness.

1772
01:22:44,381 --> 01:22:46,216
Okay. Well, maybe it should.

1773
01:22:47,176 --> 01:22:48,177
Wow.

1774
01:22:48,719 --> 01:22:51,512
You sound like my mom. No offense.

1775
01:22:51,513 --> 01:22:53,347
And you sound like a child.

1776
01:22:53,348 --> 01:22:55,600
Oh, yeah? Clearly I'm old enough.

1777
01:22:55,601 --> 01:22:56,976
And what is that supposed to mean?

1778
01:22:56,977 --> 01:22:58,644
That I'm old enough to fuck you
in your hotel room

1779
01:22:58,645 --> 01:23:00,521
in the middle of your big comeback.

1780
01:23:00,522 --> 01:23:01,648
You're disgusting.

1781
01:23:04,026 --> 01:23:05,027
[Marty] Break a leg.

1782
01:23:12,784 --> 01:23:14,577
No, I know, but I was out of town

1783
01:23:14,578 --> 01:23:16,914
so I only just received it yesterday
for the first time.

1784
01:23:17,456 --> 01:23:20,292
Well, look, not coming to Japan
is not an option.

1785
01:23:20,918 --> 01:23:24,128
Okay, well, just let Mr. Sethi know
that a cashier's check in the full amount

1786
01:23:24,129 --> 01:23:25,714
is already on the way to him.
It's in the mail.

1787
01:23:26,590 --> 01:23:27,715
No, that's fine, but just...

1788
01:23:27,716 --> 01:23:29,717
I don't want any confusion
about my attendance.

1789
01:23:29,718 --> 01:23:31,761
I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there
when the tournament starts.

1790
01:23:31,762 --> 01:23:35,140
- I got it!
- [hushed] Yes! Yes! Yes!

1791
01:23:36,099 --> 01:23:37,100
How much do you think?

1792
01:23:38,644 --> 01:23:40,269
- This is not real.
- What do you mean it's not real?

1793
01:23:40,270 --> 01:23:42,480
- Total fake.
- It came from the neck of a millionaire.

1794
01:23:42,481 --> 01:23:43,898
I saw it come off her neck.

1795
01:23:43,899 --> 01:23:47,944
I don't care where it came from.
It's total garbage.

1796
01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:49,862
- Costume jewelry.
- Costume jewelry?

1797
01:23:49,863 --> 01:23:51,322
Oh, fuck.

1798
01:23:51,323 --> 01:23:53,408
If you want,
I can give you two bucks for it.

1799
01:23:54,034 --> 01:23:56,244
- <i>Hello.</i>
- [Marty] <i>Hey, Dion. It's me.</i>

1800
01:23:56,245 --> 01:23:57,328
<i>How are you doing?</i>

1801
01:23:57,329 --> 01:24:00,289
<i>Hey, where have you been? You promised me
we'd have a list of distributors.</i>

1802
01:24:00,290 --> 01:24:01,415
<i>My dad lands tonight.</i>

1803
01:24:01,416 --> 01:24:03,167
[Marty] <i>I'll come back now
and give you my undivided attention.</i>

1804
01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:04,794
<i>Let me just talk to my sister
for a second.</i>

1805
01:24:04,795 --> 01:24:07,089
[Dion] <i>Rachel, Marty's on the phone.</i>

1806
01:24:08,632 --> 01:24:10,383
- [Rachel] <i>Hi. Where are you?</i>
- <i>Hi, Rachel, listen.</i>

1807
01:24:10,384 --> 01:24:12,718
<i>There's a dog collar in my jacket, okay?</i>

1808
01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:14,637
<i>I know a guy who lost a dog
out in New Jersey.</i>

1809
01:24:14,638 --> 01:24:16,222
<i>He'll pay a big reward.</i>

1810
01:24:16,223 --> 01:24:18,975
<i>Also, there's a set of car keys
in a bowl by the front door.</i>

1811
01:24:18,976 --> 01:24:20,142
- <i>You see them?</i>
- <i>Yeah.</i>

1812
01:24:20,143 --> 01:24:22,937
[Marty] <i>Grab the keys,
and make sure Dion doesn't see you do it.</i>

1813
01:24:22,938 --> 01:24:24,021
[Rachel] <i>Hey, Dion.</i>

1814
01:24:24,022 --> 01:24:26,023
<i>Can you go to the store
and grab me some ginger?</i>

1815
01:24:26,024 --> 01:24:28,360
<i>I'm having really bad morning sickness.</i>

1816
01:24:29,444 --> 01:24:30,529
Hi.

1817
01:24:31,405 --> 01:24:32,947
Sorry, station's closed.

1818
01:24:32,948 --> 01:24:35,199
That's okay.
We're not looking for service.

1819
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:38,119
Did you see a dog come around here?

1820
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:40,204
Nah, I ain't seen nothing. You seen a dog?

1821
01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:42,081
- He's this tall.
- When did you lose it?

1822
01:24:42,082 --> 01:24:43,374
A few days ago.

1823
01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:46,919
There's a pound down in Cranberry.
About five miles that way.

1824
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:48,255
- Maybe try there.
- I called there.

1825
01:24:48,881 --> 01:24:50,464
- Sorry, can't help you.
- Okay.

1826
01:24:50,465 --> 01:24:52,467
- [announcer on radio, indistinct]
- Thank you.

1827
01:25:03,395 --> 01:25:04,855
[Rachel] They didn't see anything.

1828
01:25:08,025 --> 01:25:09,276
Let's go try that place.

1829
01:25:21,330 --> 01:25:24,708
- [engine stops]
- [announcer on radio, indistinct]

1830
01:25:41,517 --> 01:25:43,644
- [knocking]
- [dog barking]

1831
01:25:46,855 --> 01:25:49,608
- Hello.
- [barking continues]

1832
01:25:50,776 --> 01:25:52,277
- [announcer on radio continues]
- Hello?

1833
01:25:56,907 --> 01:25:59,326
- Where are you going?
- Just gonna check out back.

1834
01:26:01,203 --> 01:26:03,497
[barking continues]

1835
01:26:08,001 --> 01:26:10,962
- [barking continues]
- Oh, shit. Moses.

1836
01:26:10,963 --> 01:26:13,381
[announcer on radio] <i>We're grateful to
the record manufacturers and artists</i>

1837
01:26:13,382 --> 01:26:14,550
<i>all over the country.</i>

1838
01:26:21,723 --> 01:26:24,475
- Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey, Moses.
- [barking continues]

1839
01:26:24,476 --> 01:26:26,937
It's Marty. Hey, buddy.
[mutters] Oh, fuck.

1840
01:26:29,147 --> 01:26:30,232
Hey, buddy.

1841
01:26:30,858 --> 01:26:31,941
Moses. Moses!

1842
01:26:31,942 --> 01:26:34,318
Hey, buddy. Calm down. Let's get you home.

1843
01:26:34,319 --> 01:26:36,195
You wanna go home, right? Let's go home.

1844
01:26:36,196 --> 01:26:38,281
Okay. Hey. No, no, no, no, no.

1845
01:26:38,282 --> 01:26:41,158
[disc jockey]
<i>And that was Peppermint Harris</i>

1846
01:26:41,159 --> 01:26:43,870
<i>and that great record of his...</i>

1847
01:26:43,871 --> 01:26:46,539
[car horn honking]

1848
01:26:46,540 --> 01:26:49,125
[disc jockey] <i>But it's time to hang up
the old blunderbuss for now.</i>

1849
01:26:49,126 --> 01:26:51,128
- [truck door opens]
- <i>Remember, if you want any...</i>

1850
01:26:55,132 --> 01:26:57,925
[disc jockey on radio continues,
indistinct]

1851
01:26:57,926 --> 01:27:00,261
- Hi, how are you?
- Can I help you?

1852
01:27:00,262 --> 01:27:02,930
We were just searching the area
for a lost dog.

1853
01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:05,641
- "We"?
- My husband and I.

1854
01:27:05,642 --> 01:27:08,478
We lost our dog a couple of days ago
out near the gas station

1855
01:27:09,021 --> 01:27:11,522
and they told us to come
and check over here...

1856
01:27:11,523 --> 01:27:13,149
- seeing that you're the closest house.
- Who?

1857
01:27:13,150 --> 01:27:14,275
Who? Which gas station?

1858
01:27:14,276 --> 01:27:15,443
- I don't know.
- Hey!

1859
01:27:15,444 --> 01:27:16,611
It was one of the guys that work there.

1860
01:27:16,612 --> 01:27:18,487
- Oh, man, I'm so excited you're back.
- There he is!

1861
01:27:18,488 --> 01:27:20,281
- I think you might've found our dog.
- You're trespassing.

1862
01:27:20,282 --> 01:27:23,117
No. I'm sorry, that's not our intention.
We heard barking in the back.

1863
01:27:23,118 --> 01:27:24,785
I have no idea what you're talking about.

1864
01:27:24,786 --> 01:27:26,621
My dog. You found it.

1865
01:27:26,622 --> 01:27:28,206
I didn't find any dog.

1866
01:27:28,207 --> 01:27:30,374
- [barking continues]
- Are you sure?

1867
01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:32,001
Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure?

1868
01:27:32,002 --> 01:27:34,505
- Yeah...
- [big band music playing on radio]

1869
01:27:35,506 --> 01:27:36,589
I looked through your window.

1870
01:27:36,590 --> 01:27:38,216
- I saw my dog.
- You were looking through my window?

1871
01:27:38,217 --> 01:27:39,383
It was a good thing I did, right?

1872
01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:42,303
Get the hell off my property
before I call the police.

1873
01:27:42,304 --> 01:27:43,721
I should call the police.

1874
01:27:43,722 --> 01:27:45,973
Okay. You wanna get a closer look at him?

1875
01:27:45,974 --> 01:27:47,350
- You wanna closer look?
- Yes, please.

1876
01:27:47,351 --> 01:27:49,769
- Okay, good, good.
- I'll give you a closer look.

1877
01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:52,189
[announcer on radio continues, indistinct]

1878
01:27:53,190 --> 01:27:55,943
[barking continues]

1879
01:27:58,070 --> 01:27:59,363
Hey!

1880
01:27:59,821 --> 01:28:00,822
Calm down.

1881
01:28:01,448 --> 01:28:02,449
I am calm.

1882
01:28:03,367 --> 01:28:05,451
- If I see your kike face...
- Are you serious?

1883
01:28:05,452 --> 01:28:08,204
- ...looking through my window again...
- Marty, get in the car!

1884
01:28:08,205 --> 01:28:09,455
Are you out of your mind?

1885
01:28:09,456 --> 01:28:10,706
...I'm gonna shoot it off.

1886
01:28:10,707 --> 01:28:13,292
There's no need for that. We're leaving.
Marty, get in!

1887
01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:14,669
- [shotgun fires]
- What are you doing?

1888
01:28:14,670 --> 01:28:17,004
- Get in the car, Marty!
- No! I need the dog!

1889
01:28:17,005 --> 01:28:20,216
- Get in the car!
- Next one's going to your face.

1890
01:28:20,217 --> 01:28:22,426
- [both grunting]
- Marty, get--

1891
01:28:22,427 --> 01:28:24,512
No, no, no, no! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

1892
01:28:24,513 --> 01:28:26,765
- Rachel! Help me!
- [engine starts, revs]

1893
01:28:32,062 --> 01:28:34,105
- Marty, get in the car!
- [rock and roll playing on radio]

1894
01:28:34,106 --> 01:28:38,193
Come on, come on, come on. Hurry! Hurry!

1895
01:28:38,777 --> 01:28:40,152
Get in! Get in! Get in!

1896
01:28:40,153 --> 01:28:42,197
Go, go, go straight, Rachel. Go, go!

1897
01:28:43,115 --> 01:28:45,200
Straight! Go! Go in the corn!

1898
01:28:46,034 --> 01:28:48,495
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
- Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

1899
01:28:50,956 --> 01:28:52,165
Oh, no!

1900
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:54,209
[laughs]

1901
01:29:02,968 --> 01:29:05,220
[line ringing]

1902
01:29:09,183 --> 01:29:10,601
- [person] <i>Hello?</i>
- Hi.

1903
01:29:10,934 --> 01:29:12,018
Hi, did you...

1904
01:29:12,019 --> 01:29:14,813
Did you by any chance
lose a dog named Moses?

1905
01:29:15,731 --> 01:29:17,190
<i>Yeah, I did. Why?</i>

1906
01:29:17,191 --> 01:29:19,734
Oh, you did? Amazing!
'Cause we just found him.

1907
01:29:19,735 --> 01:29:21,777
- <i>For real?</i>
- I did, yeah.

1908
01:29:21,778 --> 01:29:24,113
- <i>How is he? How's his breathing?</i>
- You know what?

1909
01:29:24,114 --> 01:29:27,074
When we got him,
his breathing was a little shallow.

1910
01:29:27,075 --> 01:29:29,452
- The money.
- <i>Give me your address.</i>

1911
01:29:29,453 --> 01:29:30,953
<i>I'm gonna come right now.</i>

1912
01:29:30,954 --> 01:29:32,915
Well, that's the thing.

1913
01:29:33,832 --> 01:29:35,958
<i>The thing? What do you mean?</i>

1914
01:29:35,959 --> 01:29:38,461
'Cause you know in situations
like these it's...

1915
01:29:38,462 --> 01:29:41,672
it's kind of customary
to give the person a reward, no?

1916
01:29:41,673 --> 01:29:44,009
<i>Yeah, fine. How much you have in mind?</i>

1917
01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:47,929
- It's too much money. It's too much.
- No, say it. He's fucking loaded.

1918
01:29:47,930 --> 01:29:48,931
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Tell him.

1919
01:29:49,598 --> 01:29:52,808
I was thinking maybe $2,000 seems fair
for this kind of a thing.

1920
01:29:52,809 --> 01:29:54,310
That seems pretty fair to me.

1921
01:29:54,311 --> 01:29:56,063
- Two thousand.
- <i>You're joking, right?</i>

1922
01:29:56,688 --> 01:29:59,315
- No, no. No.
- <i>That's fucking ridiculous.</i>

1923
01:29:59,316 --> 01:30:00,317
Look, look...

1924
01:30:01,652 --> 01:30:03,779
I know it's really not your problem,

1925
01:30:04,613 --> 01:30:08,407
but I'm about to have a baby,
and, look, I got no husband right now.

1926
01:30:08,408 --> 01:30:11,452
I got no job, and this money
would really, really help me.

1927
01:30:11,453 --> 01:30:13,412
And, you know, let's be good people and...

1928
01:30:13,413 --> 01:30:16,667
<i>You realize I got that dog for free
at the pound, right?</i>

1929
01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:20,169
Well, that's kind of the wrong way
to look at it. [chuckles]

1930
01:30:20,170 --> 01:30:22,421
- <i>Oh, really?</i>
- Yeah, really.

1931
01:30:22,422 --> 01:30:23,923
<i>How am I supposed to look at it?</i>

1932
01:30:23,924 --> 01:30:26,717
'Cause let's just say
that I'm not calling about a dog.

1933
01:30:26,718 --> 01:30:28,386
Let's say that I'm calling
about your mother,

1934
01:30:28,387 --> 01:30:31,389
and I'm a doctor, and I gotta perform
emergency surgery on her

1935
01:30:31,390 --> 01:30:33,057
or she's gonna die. What are you gonna do?

1936
01:30:33,058 --> 01:30:35,601
Refuse the surgery
because you got your mother for free?

1937
01:30:35,602 --> 01:30:37,436
No! That's crazy.
You're gonna take the surgery

1938
01:30:37,437 --> 01:30:39,438
- because you love your mother.
- <i>That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.</i>

1939
01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:42,316
Well, then I guess
you don't know anything about love.

1940
01:30:42,317 --> 01:30:45,862
<i>All right, forget it.
Give me your address, okay? I'll come now.</i>

1941
01:30:45,863 --> 01:30:48,114
- <i>I'll bring you the cash.</i>
- I'm sorry, but no.

1942
01:30:48,115 --> 01:30:49,490
- <i>No?</i>
- No.

1943
01:30:49,491 --> 01:30:52,827
It's really not your fault,
and you sound like a very nice person.

1944
01:30:52,828 --> 01:30:55,371
It's just I've been ripped off
one too many times in the past,

1945
01:30:55,372 --> 01:30:57,248
and I'm just not willing
to let that happen to me again.

1946
01:30:57,249 --> 01:31:00,418
So, we're just gonna need to
find a way to get me the money first.

1947
01:31:00,419 --> 01:31:01,919
- You know? Yeah.
- <i>Yeah?</i>

1948
01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:03,754
<i>Listen to me, you fucking dumb bitch.</i>

1949
01:31:03,755 --> 01:31:05,882
- <i>You're not getting one red cent...</i>
- What is wrong with you?

1950
01:31:05,883 --> 01:31:07,133
<i>...without me laying eyes on him.</i>

1951
01:31:07,134 --> 01:31:09,719
- If you really don't give a shit about...
- <i>You understand, sister?</i>

1952
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:12,388
...your dog that you got for free,
how about I donate him to medical science?

1953
01:31:12,389 --> 01:31:15,224
- Would that be something you want?
- I told you this wasn't gonna work.

1954
01:31:15,225 --> 01:31:16,976
I should have known better.
What am I doing?

1955
01:31:16,977 --> 01:31:18,227
- It was a terrible idea.
- Marty!

1956
01:31:18,228 --> 01:31:19,645
- It was moronic.
- I'm sorry, I was--

1957
01:31:19,646 --> 01:31:21,898
I'm sorry. I was trying to give it a shot.

1958
01:31:21,899 --> 01:31:24,276
- It's not your fault. It was stupid.
- All right. Calm down.

1959
01:31:26,570 --> 01:31:28,529
What color is the dog?

1960
01:31:28,530 --> 01:31:30,865
Why? Who cares? It's brown.

1961
01:31:30,866 --> 01:31:33,784
Okay, because my boss knows
all of the local breeders,

1962
01:31:33,785 --> 01:31:35,912
and maybe we can get one
that looks the same,

1963
01:31:35,913 --> 01:31:37,580
and the owner won't be able to
tell the difference.

1964
01:31:37,581 --> 01:31:39,498
You don't think he's gonna recognize
his own dog that he loves?

1965
01:31:39,499 --> 01:31:41,751
- I'm saying maybe not at first.
- I should be working on my game right now.

1966
01:31:41,752 --> 01:31:43,419
Instead, I'm in a used car lot

1967
01:31:43,420 --> 01:31:46,256
making a mockery of my life,
doing prank calls.

1968
01:32:00,812 --> 01:32:02,772
- What are you guys doing?
- [Marty] Hey. What are you still doing up?

1969
01:32:02,773 --> 01:32:04,774
Keep your voice down.
My parents are sleeping.

1970
01:32:04,775 --> 01:32:06,526
- I didn't know they were back.
- I told you they were back.

1971
01:32:06,527 --> 01:32:08,861
- Where's my dad's car?
- It's in the garage.

1972
01:32:08,862 --> 01:32:10,947
You're not gonna believe, Dion,
when I tell you the day that we had.

1973
01:32:10,948 --> 01:32:13,115
- You tricked me.
- No, I didn't. What are you talking about?

1974
01:32:13,116 --> 01:32:15,034
- Yes, you did, you lying bitch.
- Whoa.

1975
01:32:15,035 --> 01:32:16,994
Hey, you watch your mouth,
you fat piece of shit.

1976
01:32:16,995 --> 01:32:18,788
- Don't talk to me like that.
- Don't talk to him like that.

1977
01:32:18,789 --> 01:32:19,997
He's one of my favorite people
on the planet.

1978
01:32:19,998 --> 01:32:21,707
- Tell him not to talk to me like that.
- Don't talk to her like that.

1979
01:32:21,708 --> 01:32:24,043
- Don't talk to him like that.
- Keep it down.

1980
01:32:24,044 --> 01:32:26,337
I'm the one that told her to do it.
She wouldn't have if I didn't.

1981
01:32:26,338 --> 01:32:29,174
- Give me the car keys.
- Okay, they're right here. Okay?

1982
01:32:30,050 --> 01:32:31,634
- We got into a little fender bender...
- What?

1983
01:32:31,635 --> 01:32:32,718
...but it's gonna be okay.

1984
01:32:32,719 --> 01:32:35,388
- It's minor damage. I can pay for it.
- How? When?

1985
01:32:35,389 --> 01:32:38,516
Dion, it's very late right now.
We should all get a little bit of rest.

1986
01:32:38,517 --> 01:32:40,017
I'll smooth it over with your father
at breakfast.

1987
01:32:40,018 --> 01:32:41,727
- He's not gonna get angry--
- You're not staying here!

1988
01:32:41,728 --> 01:32:44,021
- We got no other place to stay.
- You guys gotta go.

1989
01:32:44,022 --> 01:32:45,439
No. Dion. We have to stay.

1990
01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:47,358
- We have nowhere-- Dion. Stop it.
- [Dion] No. Shh.

1991
01:32:47,359 --> 01:32:49,110
[Marty] She's eight months pregnant.
Are you out of your mind?

1992
01:32:49,111 --> 01:32:50,820
- Please can we just talk about it?
- Keep your voice down.

1993
01:32:50,821 --> 01:32:52,154
Gonna throw us out in the street in
the dead of night?

1994
01:32:52,155 --> 01:32:54,782
- Yeah, yeah.
- We've got nowhere to go.

1995
01:32:54,783 --> 01:32:55,867
Get your shit and leave.

1996
01:32:55,868 --> 01:32:57,827
Do you have any idea
what we've been through today?

1997
01:32:57,828 --> 01:32:58,911
[Dion] I'm not talking to you.

1998
01:32:58,912 --> 01:33:00,413
You're not talking to me?

1999
01:33:00,414 --> 01:33:02,248
Now you're not talking to me, period?

2000
01:33:02,249 --> 01:33:04,126
- Unbelievable.
- [Rachel crying]

2001
01:33:05,627 --> 01:33:07,545
Must be nice being born
with a silver spoon in your mouth.

2002
01:33:07,546 --> 01:33:09,547
Meanwhile,
some of us have to work for a living.

2003
01:33:09,548 --> 01:33:11,382
You ever heard that word, "work"?

2004
01:33:11,383 --> 01:33:13,177
Instead of doodling in your room all day?

2005
01:33:14,261 --> 01:33:15,929
Throwing your friends out on the street...

2006
01:33:17,931 --> 01:33:19,724
Can you not stare at us?
Can you look at the wall?

2007
01:33:19,725 --> 01:33:21,017
You're creeping me out.

2008
01:33:21,018 --> 01:33:23,978
[crying] Where are we gonna go? Because...

2009
01:33:23,979 --> 01:33:26,147
- I'm sorry. You have a bed right here...
- It's okay.

2010
01:33:26,148 --> 01:33:28,024
- ...and I could be sleeping on it.
- It's okay.

2011
01:33:28,025 --> 01:33:31,277
And I got a baby in me.
I got a baby in me.

2012
01:33:31,278 --> 01:33:32,361
See what you're doing?

2013
01:33:32,362 --> 01:33:34,822
You're throwing a pregnant woman out
in the dead of the night.

2014
01:33:34,823 --> 01:33:36,949
It's gonna live
on your conscience forever.

2015
01:33:36,950 --> 01:33:38,910
- Why would you do this to yourself?
- [Rachel] I'm sorry.

2016
01:33:38,911 --> 01:33:40,536
Can I have a moment with her, please?
Just to comfort her,

2017
01:33:40,537 --> 01:33:42,121
in privacy with my sister, please?

2018
01:33:42,122 --> 01:33:44,498
- Keep her voice down.
- I'm gonna try, but I gotta calm her down.

2019
01:33:44,499 --> 01:33:46,752
- Sorry.
- [Rachel sobbing]

2020
01:33:47,252 --> 01:33:49,755
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.

2021
01:33:51,507 --> 01:33:52,924
[Marty] That was really good.

2022
01:33:52,925 --> 01:33:54,550
- That was amazing, Rachel.
- Thank you. [chuckles]

2023
01:33:54,551 --> 01:33:55,760
That was so good, it might work.

2024
01:33:55,761 --> 01:33:57,970
- Where are we gonna go if he kicks us out?
- He might actually let us stay now.

2025
01:33:57,971 --> 01:33:59,764
That acting was so brilliant.

2026
01:33:59,765 --> 01:34:02,518
- Are you actually crying?
- No. Marty, what are you doing?

2027
01:34:03,352 --> 01:34:05,354
- What is that?
- What?

2028
01:34:06,647 --> 01:34:07,814
Is this makeup?

2029
01:34:11,318 --> 01:34:12,527
Hold on.

2030
01:34:12,528 --> 01:34:15,863
Just wait. Because I can explain.
It's not my fault. Okay?

2031
01:34:15,864 --> 01:34:16,948
No talking.

2032
01:34:16,949 --> 01:34:19,659
- I didn't have a choice, you know?
- Stop. Stop, please. Stop.

2033
01:34:19,660 --> 01:34:21,327
- Rachel, stop.
- I needed to get out.

2034
01:34:21,328 --> 01:34:24,539
- See how calm I am? It's not gonna last.
- Yeah.

2035
01:34:24,540 --> 01:34:25,998
Get the fuck out of here.

2036
01:34:25,999 --> 01:34:27,667
- No. What I think--
- Get the fuck out of here.

2037
01:34:27,668 --> 01:34:30,211
- I think that we should both go because...
- Stop.

2038
01:34:30,212 --> 01:34:31,838
This is the kinda shit
my mother would do to me.

2039
01:34:31,839 --> 01:34:34,131
How could you of all people do this to me,
the way I treat you?

2040
01:34:34,132 --> 01:34:37,468
- How could I do this to you?
- Yes, knowing what I'm going through?

2041
01:34:37,469 --> 01:34:39,846
- How about what you're doing to me?
- Stop. Shh. What are you doing...

2042
01:34:39,847 --> 01:34:42,849
[Rachel] Have you ever for one second
thought about what you're doing--

2043
01:34:42,850 --> 01:34:44,809
- Stop.
- Shush yourself, you narcissistic prick.

2044
01:34:44,810 --> 01:34:46,644
- Don't touch me!
- Stop. What are you doing?

2045
01:34:46,645 --> 01:34:49,063
- You're gonna wake my parents up. Shut up.
- Enough about your fucking parents.

2046
01:34:49,064 --> 01:34:50,481
Aren't you, like, 30 years old?

2047
01:34:50,482 --> 01:34:53,317
You realize I'm due in four weeks?

2048
01:34:53,318 --> 01:34:55,111
- I am due in four weeks!
- It's not my baby.

2049
01:34:55,112 --> 01:34:57,738
And it's his baby, by the way.
It's his fucking baby.

2050
01:34:57,739 --> 01:34:59,323
He's lying about that too.

2051
01:34:59,324 --> 01:35:02,243
- What's going on in my house?
- I was just having some friends over, Dad.

2052
01:35:02,244 --> 01:35:03,327
[Marty] Buddy, how are you?

2053
01:35:03,328 --> 01:35:05,621
Hey, we have a meeting with Spalding
first thing in the morning

2054
01:35:05,622 --> 01:35:07,582
- for the Supreme samples.
- Dion, come on. Give me a break.

2055
01:35:07,583 --> 01:35:09,208
That's never gonna happen.

2056
01:35:09,209 --> 01:35:11,502
- You've taken my son's money.
- What are you talking about?

2057
01:35:11,503 --> 01:35:14,088
I don't believe it.
D, don't you see what's happening?

2058
01:35:14,089 --> 01:35:16,465
- Unbelievable. Un-fucking...
- You're conning my son all along.

2059
01:35:16,466 --> 01:35:18,259
- I am not conning your son.
- You're taking all his money.

2060
01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:20,887
I give him meaning.
All you do is give him money.

2061
01:35:20,888 --> 01:35:22,597
- I give him purpose.
- You listen to me!

2062
01:35:22,598 --> 01:35:25,892
[Marty] He won't even fucking look at you,
he's so petrified of you.

2063
01:35:25,893 --> 01:35:28,811
What are we gonna do, huh?
Where do you expect us to go?

2064
01:35:28,812 --> 01:35:31,063
You really want me to sleep on the street?
I'm pregnant.

2065
01:35:31,064 --> 01:35:32,941
[Christopher] No, no, no. Dion! Dion!

2066
01:35:56,381 --> 01:35:59,425
All right, I gotta tell you something,
Rachel. It's not intended to be mean.

2067
01:35:59,426 --> 01:36:02,094
I have a purpose. You don't.

2068
01:36:02,095 --> 01:36:03,596
If you think that's some sort of blessing,
it's not.

2069
01:36:03,597 --> 01:36:05,848
It puts me at a huge life disadvantage.

2070
01:36:05,849 --> 01:36:09,352
It means I have an obligation
to see a very specific thing through.

2071
01:36:09,353 --> 01:36:11,562
And with that obligation comes sacrifice, okay?

2072
01:36:11,563 --> 01:36:14,524
My life is the product
of all the choices I've had to make.

2073
01:36:14,525 --> 01:36:15,900
Your life is the product of...

2074
01:36:15,901 --> 01:36:17,485
I don't even know
what your life is the product of.

2075
01:36:17,486 --> 01:36:19,695
You're making it up as you go.
That's the kind of person you are.

2076
01:36:19,696 --> 01:36:21,906
That's not the kind of person I am, okay?

2077
01:36:21,907 --> 01:36:23,824
You're responsible
for the shitty decisions you've made.

2078
01:36:23,825 --> 01:36:25,868
I never told you to get married, not once.

2079
01:36:25,869 --> 01:36:28,579
- You cannot pawn them off onto me.
- I understand.

2080
01:36:28,580 --> 01:36:30,665
How much do you make a year
at the pet store?

2081
01:36:30,666 --> 01:36:31,749
About $1200.

2082
01:36:31,750 --> 01:36:34,794
Okay, in case you forgot,
I have a week to make $1500,

2083
01:36:34,795 --> 01:36:35,920
not including air fare.

2084
01:36:35,921 --> 01:36:38,549
I need to focus right now,
no distractions.

2085
01:36:39,466 --> 01:36:41,968
- I'm really sorry.
- No, it's okay.

2086
01:36:41,969 --> 01:36:43,928
It goes without saying, I'm in
no position to settle down right now.

2087
01:36:43,929 --> 01:36:47,140
Get that out of your mind.
I will not settle down right now. Okay?

2088
01:36:47,766 --> 01:36:50,184
If you're serious about leaving Ira,
I will not abandon you.

2089
01:36:50,185 --> 01:36:52,144
As your friend, I will help you.

2090
01:36:52,145 --> 01:36:54,689
We'll do the research,
we'll find a great maternity home.

2091
01:36:54,690 --> 01:36:56,858
They'll take you in, they'll ensure
the baby's got a good family.

2092
01:36:56,859 --> 01:36:59,944
We could do a-- No? No?

2093
01:36:59,945 --> 01:37:01,947
Then go home, Rachel. Just go home.

2094
01:37:04,533 --> 01:37:07,494
- What am I gonna say?
- You'll figure it out. Go home, Rachel.

2095
01:37:14,585 --> 01:37:15,711
[door closes]

2096
01:37:17,254 --> 01:37:19,715
- [object thuds]
- [exhales]

2097
01:38:02,299 --> 01:38:04,092
- Ira, wake up.
- [groans]

2098
01:38:10,807 --> 01:38:12,226
It's not your baby.

2099
01:38:15,979 --> 01:38:17,981
[electronic music playing]

2100
01:38:18,774 --> 01:38:20,067
[grunting]

2101
01:38:25,113 --> 01:38:27,949
Stupid bitch, look at the fucking ground,

2102
01:38:27,950 --> 01:38:30,201
like a dumb fucking whore.

2103
01:38:30,202 --> 01:38:31,203
Fuck.

2104
01:38:33,872 --> 01:38:37,208
Fucking bullshit. Fucking go over there.

2105
01:38:37,209 --> 01:38:38,751
Stand in the fucking corner.

2106
01:38:38,752 --> 01:38:40,712
I'm gonna smack... You wanna do this?

2107
01:38:45,467 --> 01:38:49,220
That baby's gonna be a pimple-faced bum
just like its fucking father.

2108
01:38:49,221 --> 01:38:50,304
[knocking on door]

2109
01:38:50,305 --> 01:38:52,098
Or it's gonna be a whore
like its fucking whore mother.

2110
01:38:52,099 --> 01:38:54,308
[neighbor] Open up the door right now!
There are people trying to sleep!

2111
01:38:54,309 --> 01:38:55,726
What?

2112
01:38:55,727 --> 01:39:00,022
- Stop this! Quiet!
- Hey, Rachel. It's your new mother-in-law.

2113
01:39:00,023 --> 01:39:02,817
- Ira! Don't say that to her! I'm sorry.
- Hey, congratulations, Mrs. Mauser.

2114
01:39:02,818 --> 01:39:05,236
- You're gonna be a grandmother.
- What?

2115
01:39:05,237 --> 01:39:08,364
Here, she's your problem now.
Here, take her shit.

2116
01:39:08,365 --> 01:39:09,949
Rachel, do you need help?

2117
01:39:09,950 --> 01:39:11,659
- That's enough. I'm sorry.
- Do you need help, honey?

2118
01:39:11,660 --> 01:39:14,662
- No, I'm okay. Everyone, go back to bed.
- Yeah, great. She's so sorry.

2119
01:39:14,663 --> 01:39:16,665
[electronic music continues]

2120
01:40:11,386 --> 01:40:13,513
- Are you Rachel?
- You're Ezra?

2121
01:40:13,514 --> 01:40:16,182
- Where is he?
- Give me the money and I'll bring him out.

2122
01:40:16,183 --> 01:40:19,018
Money? You ain't getting a nickel
unless I see my dog.

2123
01:40:19,019 --> 01:40:22,104
Just so you know, I'm not alone, okay?
I got people watching all around me.

2124
01:40:22,105 --> 01:40:23,397
I don't give a shit who's watching.

2125
01:40:23,398 --> 01:40:26,526
I'm letting you know I'm very protected
right now in case you try anything.

2126
01:40:26,527 --> 01:40:28,152
- What?
- Okay, do you want your dog?

2127
01:40:28,153 --> 01:40:29,363
I have your dog.

2128
01:40:32,449 --> 01:40:34,033
- What are you doing?
- I don't want that collar.

2129
01:40:34,034 --> 01:40:35,451
- I want what's inside the collar.
- Show me the money.

2130
01:40:35,452 --> 01:40:38,204
Would I have this
if I didn't have your dog? No.

2131
01:40:38,205 --> 01:40:41,082
So show me the money,
and I'll go and get him for you.

2132
01:40:41,083 --> 01:40:43,001
Come on. Come on!

2133
01:40:43,877 --> 01:40:45,962
You don't know who
you're playing with, girl. Okay?

2134
01:40:45,963 --> 01:40:48,005
- Here's the money.
- I don't fucking care.

2135
01:40:48,006 --> 01:40:49,632
Show me what's inside the envelope.

2136
01:40:49,633 --> 01:40:51,425
How am I supposed to know
there's anything in there?

2137
01:40:51,426 --> 01:40:54,263
- Here, you wanna see? Here, look. Okay?
- Yes. Great.

2138
01:40:55,472 --> 01:40:57,849
- Where you going, girl?
- Does she have the dog or what?

2139
01:40:57,850 --> 01:40:59,685
Who the fuck knows?

2140
01:41:11,822 --> 01:41:12,823
Okay.

2141
01:41:13,323 --> 01:41:14,449
[line ringing]

2142
01:41:16,034 --> 01:41:18,286
- [bartender] <i>Yeah, Blarney Stone.</i>
- Hi, it's me.

2143
01:41:18,287 --> 01:41:19,288
<i>Who's "me"?</i>

2144
01:41:20,080 --> 01:41:22,164
[sighs] Yeah, thank you.
You can bring the dog out now.

2145
01:41:22,165 --> 01:41:24,917
<i>You're the one that left the dog?
What happened to "coming right back"?</i>

2146
01:41:24,918 --> 01:41:27,211
We're ready, so you can walk him outside.

2147
01:41:27,212 --> 01:41:30,507
- <i>The thing's pissed all over the floor.</i>
- Okay. I'll see you soon.

2148
01:41:32,259 --> 01:41:34,218
- What's going on?
- Listen to me for a second, okay?

2149
01:41:34,219 --> 01:41:37,180
Look. Right over there. Okay?

2150
01:41:37,181 --> 01:41:38,347
The green awning.

2151
01:41:38,348 --> 01:41:40,683
My friend's gonna come out
in a second with the dog.

2152
01:41:40,684 --> 01:41:44,062
Once you give me the money, I'm gonna
call and say we're squared up, okay?

2153
01:41:44,813 --> 01:41:47,316
Look, there he is right now
with the dog. I told you.

2154
01:41:48,942 --> 01:41:50,568
So hand me the money.

2155
01:41:50,569 --> 01:41:52,320
Fuck you.

2156
01:41:52,321 --> 01:41:54,615
Hey! Hey, give me my money.

2157
01:41:55,824 --> 01:41:57,743
What about... Hey!

2158
01:41:58,285 --> 01:42:00,161
Thief! Stop those two.

2159
01:42:00,162 --> 01:42:01,495
- They took my wallet.
- Hey.

2160
01:42:01,496 --> 01:42:02,872
Stop them!

2161
01:42:02,873 --> 01:42:04,373
Where you going? Hey.

2162
01:42:04,374 --> 01:42:05,708
- Get off of me.
- Come on.

2163
01:42:05,709 --> 01:42:08,044
Hey, him too! Him with the cast!

2164
01:42:08,045 --> 01:42:09,128
With the cast.

2165
01:42:09,129 --> 01:42:11,130
[bystander 1] What are you doing
trying to steal from a pregnant woman?

2166
01:42:11,131 --> 01:42:12,841
- Shit.
- [bystander 1] Hey, police!

2167
01:42:13,592 --> 01:42:16,052
[Ezra] What the fuck is this, man?

2168
01:42:16,053 --> 01:42:17,470
That's not Moses. Hey.

2169
01:42:17,471 --> 01:42:18,971
That's not my dog.

2170
01:42:18,972 --> 01:42:21,849
Yo, I'm out here.
The lady said to come here.

2171
01:42:21,850 --> 01:42:24,101
- [Ezra] Fucking playing games with me?
- Stay away. Hey!

2172
01:42:24,102 --> 01:42:25,937
[Ezra] Fucking playing games with me? Huh?

2173
01:42:25,938 --> 01:42:28,397
What kind of fucking shit
you playing with me?

2174
01:42:28,398 --> 01:42:31,734
- Hey, get the fuck off me. Back up, man.
- [bystander 1] Hey, calm down. Shit.

2175
01:42:31,735 --> 01:42:33,486
- Shit.
- Stop there.

2176
01:42:33,487 --> 01:42:35,071
[bystander 2] Someone help her!

2177
01:42:35,072 --> 01:42:38,074
- Somebody! Help!
- [Mitch] I got you, you fucking bitch!

2178
01:42:38,075 --> 01:42:40,994
- [screams] Hey! Stop!
- [clothes ripping]

2179
01:42:43,080 --> 01:42:44,205
[knock on door]

2180
01:42:44,206 --> 01:42:45,207
What is it?

2181
01:42:47,584 --> 01:42:50,378
- Hey, how are you doing?
- What are you doing here?

2182
01:42:50,379 --> 01:42:52,255
It's 12:30. I was wondering if
you wanted to get lunch.

2183
01:42:52,256 --> 01:42:55,424
It's out of the question.
I have a show opening tonight.

2184
01:42:55,425 --> 01:42:58,386
- Well, can I steal you away for an hour?
- No.

2185
01:42:58,387 --> 01:43:01,097
- Can I talk to you for a second? Please.
- I'm very busy.

2186
01:43:01,098 --> 01:43:02,641
Please, it'll just take a second.

2187
01:43:04,268 --> 01:43:06,811
Um... [exhales]

2188
01:43:06,812 --> 01:43:09,147
- I feel kind of nervous telling you this.
- What?

2189
01:43:09,898 --> 01:43:12,608
All right, uh,
I stole this from you, okay?

2190
01:43:12,609 --> 01:43:13,943
And I want to return it. All right?

2191
01:43:13,944 --> 01:43:17,196
I'm sorry. My plan was to sell it
and never see you again.

2192
01:43:17,197 --> 01:43:21,409
But I can't stop thinking about you,
and I can't steal from you.

2193
01:43:21,410 --> 01:43:22,411
Mmm.

2194
01:43:23,412 --> 01:43:25,414
You know that's costume jewelry, right?

2195
01:43:27,958 --> 01:43:31,002
- This is costume jewelry? I'm an idiot.
- From the production.

2196
01:43:31,003 --> 01:43:34,088
What happened to doing it all on your own?
Where did that speech go?

2197
01:43:34,089 --> 01:43:36,090
I know, I'm completely full of shit, okay?

2198
01:43:36,091 --> 01:43:38,342
I was in a tight spot, and I stole
from you cause I needed some money,

2199
01:43:38,343 --> 01:43:39,802
and it was wrong.

2200
01:43:39,803 --> 01:43:41,220
I'm broke.

2201
01:43:41,221 --> 01:43:42,680
Look, I got no resources.

2202
01:43:42,681 --> 01:43:44,849
I got the championship next week in Japan.
I got no way to get there.

2203
01:43:44,850 --> 01:43:47,560
I got no options.
I got no one looking out for me, Kay.

2204
01:43:47,561 --> 01:43:50,563
Which isn't your problem.
Which is why I'm returning it, okay?

2205
01:43:50,564 --> 01:43:51,606
- You know what I think?
- What?

2206
01:43:51,607 --> 01:43:53,900
I think you went to sell that
and discovered it was junk.

2207
01:43:53,901 --> 01:43:54,984
No.

2208
01:43:54,985 --> 01:43:57,445
And now you've shown up here
with this ridiculous strategy

2209
01:43:57,446 --> 01:44:00,323
to get me to have some sympathy
and open my wallet.

2210
01:44:00,324 --> 01:44:03,117
That's absurd. You think I would insult
your intelligence like that?

2211
01:44:03,118 --> 01:44:04,493
- Are you gonna keep going?
- Keep going what?

2212
01:44:04,494 --> 01:44:06,078
- Are you gonna keep on with this?
- Just being myself.

2213
01:44:06,079 --> 01:44:07,997
- You're lying through your teeth.
- I'm not. It's me being me.

2214
01:44:07,998 --> 01:44:10,958
- This is pathetic. You're being you?
- I am telling you the truth.

2215
01:44:10,959 --> 01:44:13,669
I stole from you
and then I feel bad about it,

2216
01:44:13,670 --> 01:44:15,880
- so I'm trying to make amends.
- You're wasting your energy. I don't care.

2217
01:44:15,881 --> 01:44:17,549
I would have stolen from me too.

2218
01:44:18,342 --> 01:44:20,552
- [knocking on door]
- [person] Kay.

2219
01:44:23,263 --> 01:44:24,805
- [Kay] Hi.
- Looks like I'm interrupting something.

2220
01:44:24,806 --> 01:44:25,890
[Kay] No, no. Not at all.

2221
01:44:25,891 --> 01:44:28,643
This is Martin, my friend Carol's son.
He was just leaving.

2222
01:44:28,644 --> 01:44:31,229
- This is Merle, my publicist.
- Hello.

2223
01:44:31,230 --> 01:44:35,066
Martin would like to be an actor,
but unfortunately he's not very good.

2224
01:44:35,067 --> 01:44:36,776
[Merle] Ah, well, you know,

2225
01:44:36,777 --> 01:44:39,529
- Broadway needs ushers too.
- So what's happening with the seating?

2226
01:44:39,530 --> 01:44:42,698
I spoke to Milton.
He's sending all of his employees.

2227
01:44:42,699 --> 01:44:44,784
It's like a mandate.
Like, a company mandate.

2228
01:44:44,785 --> 01:44:46,244
This is supposed to make me happy?

2229
01:44:46,245 --> 01:44:48,829
Well, I mean, it's a full house.
Isn't that the point?

2230
01:44:48,830 --> 01:44:51,290
- [Kay] Full of fucking morons.
- [Merle] No, no. You got some--

2231
01:44:51,291 --> 01:44:53,376
- Fred Astaire is coming.
- Okay, I'm gonna get out your hair...

2232
01:44:53,377 --> 01:44:56,170
No. Make sure you give him
a ticket for tonight.

2233
01:44:56,171 --> 01:44:58,589
- [Marty] Really?
- Yeah.

2234
01:44:58,590 --> 01:45:01,968
[Merle] Oh.
You are in for such a treat, young man.

2235
01:45:01,969 --> 01:45:03,302
When you see this lady act,

2236
01:45:03,303 --> 01:45:06,264
you're gonna feel like you got your
cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner.

2237
01:45:06,265 --> 01:45:08,558
- Merle!
- [Merle chuckles] She's blushing. See her?

2238
01:45:08,559 --> 01:45:10,811
- What?
- [laughing]

2239
01:45:31,373 --> 01:45:33,625
[orchestra playing]

2240
01:45:50,559 --> 01:45:53,395
[actor] Take your stinking seat.

2241
01:45:56,773 --> 01:45:58,357
[audience murmuring]

2242
01:45:58,358 --> 01:45:59,650
[gasping]

2243
01:45:59,651 --> 01:46:00,652
What the hell?

2244
01:46:01,195 --> 01:46:03,696
Have you lost your damned mind?

2245
01:46:03,697 --> 01:46:05,032
[audience applauding]

2246
01:46:10,120 --> 01:46:12,664
Jed. I'm talking to you.

2247
01:46:13,248 --> 01:46:15,917
[Jed] I was just practicing my aim, Mama.

2248
01:46:15,918 --> 01:46:19,379
- You always said to shoot for the stars.
- [audience laughs]

2249
01:46:26,678 --> 01:46:27,679
Hey.

2250
01:46:28,430 --> 01:46:29,431
Come.

2251
01:46:31,058 --> 01:46:33,559
I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't get away.

2252
01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:35,603
- Oh, I bet.
- He was all over me.

2253
01:46:35,604 --> 01:46:37,438
You were incredible tonight.
That was unbelievable.

2254
01:46:37,439 --> 01:46:39,358
- I have something for you.
- For me?

2255
01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:40,901
Turn around.

2256
01:46:44,321 --> 01:46:47,324
Every year my husband gives me
a piece of jewelry for our anniversary.

2257
01:46:48,283 --> 01:46:51,328
I have 25 of them.
One for each year of misery.

2258
01:46:52,204 --> 01:46:54,039
That should cover your trip and then some.

2259
01:46:55,165 --> 01:46:57,376
Wearing it makes me feel like shit.

2260
01:46:58,252 --> 01:47:00,087
[electronic music playing]

2261
01:47:01,129 --> 01:47:02,256
[Kay moans]

2262
01:47:09,638 --> 01:47:11,473
Oh, shit. Stop, stop, stop.

2263
01:47:12,474 --> 01:47:13,475
Stop.

2264
01:47:30,117 --> 01:47:31,618
[moaning]

2265
01:47:39,751 --> 01:47:41,336
[gasping]

2266
01:47:45,340 --> 01:47:47,342
[moaning]

2267
01:47:51,346 --> 01:47:53,348
Hey! Hey, what are you doing?

2268
01:47:53,891 --> 01:47:56,392
- Shit. Oh, God.
- [police officer] Get up!

2269
01:47:56,393 --> 01:47:59,020
- [Marty] Lay still.
- [police officer] Stand up, I see you.

2270
01:47:59,021 --> 01:48:02,023
[Marty] When I tell you, run.
One, two, three. Get up.

2271
01:48:02,024 --> 01:48:04,025
- Come on. Go.
- [police officer] Hey!

2272
01:48:04,026 --> 01:48:05,735
Joey, stop them!

2273
01:48:05,736 --> 01:48:07,528
[Marty] Come on. Come on. Come on.

2274
01:48:07,529 --> 01:48:10,656
Hey. Hey. Where are you guys going?
What are you guys doing here?

2275
01:48:10,657 --> 01:48:11,782
- [Marty] Nothing.
- No, no, no.

2276
01:48:11,783 --> 01:48:13,284
- Let me see both of your hands.
- Cuff him.

2277
01:48:13,285 --> 01:48:15,161
- [Marty] Oh, my God. We were just...
- We didn't do anything.

2278
01:48:15,162 --> 01:48:18,122
Give us a break. We were looking for
her earrings in the grass.

2279
01:48:18,123 --> 01:48:20,208
My earring came off.
We were looking for my earring.

2280
01:48:20,209 --> 01:48:22,251
It looks like you've got two earrings
in your ears there.

2281
01:48:22,252 --> 01:48:25,379
[Kay] Not this earring. There was...
From before. There was another earring.

2282
01:48:25,380 --> 01:48:28,716
There's another pair of earrings
from earlier in the day.

2283
01:48:28,717 --> 01:48:30,176
I recognize you.

2284
01:48:30,177 --> 01:48:32,887
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- You're Kay Stone.

2285
01:48:32,888 --> 01:48:35,223
- Yes. I know exactly who you are.
- This is not happening.

2286
01:48:35,224 --> 01:48:37,266
- Let me see your hands.
- Are you serious?

2287
01:48:37,267 --> 01:48:39,810
You know, I will go home,

2288
01:48:39,811 --> 01:48:42,355
and I'll get my wallet,
and I will get you some cash

2289
01:48:42,356 --> 01:48:43,898
because we've put you out.

2290
01:48:43,899 --> 01:48:46,192
Please, officer. She's gonna go home
and get her wallet. And give you cash.

2291
01:48:46,193 --> 01:48:48,529
- Got ID?
- [Marty] No. No ID.

2292
01:48:49,029 --> 01:48:50,571
- Cuff her.
- [Kay] No, please.

2293
01:48:50,572 --> 01:48:53,200
- No ID, huh? Let's see.
- Please, please. No, no, no.

2294
01:48:54,076 --> 01:48:56,035
- Please, will you just let me go home?
- Come on.

2295
01:48:56,036 --> 01:48:57,495
I'll give you my word.

2296
01:48:57,496 --> 01:49:01,666
Wow, lookie here.
That's a really nice necklace.

2297
01:49:01,667 --> 01:49:04,544
Take it. Take it. It's yours.

2298
01:49:04,545 --> 01:49:06,338
Thank you very much.

2299
01:49:07,172 --> 01:49:08,715
I can't believe this.

2300
01:49:09,633 --> 01:49:11,467
Do you think you could grab me
another necklace?

2301
01:49:11,468 --> 01:49:12,552
Are you serious?

2302
01:49:12,553 --> 01:49:14,679
You said they mean nothing to you.
It'd just take you a couple of minutes.

2303
01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:17,181
I was just gone for half an hour.
I can't go up and come right back down.

2304
01:49:17,182 --> 01:49:19,559
- My mother is up there.
- You'd do that for the police officers.

2305
01:49:19,560 --> 01:49:22,103
- Oh, my God. My hair.
- I'll wait in the hall.

2306
01:49:22,104 --> 01:49:23,522
No, you will not.

2307
01:49:24,690 --> 01:49:26,441
Wait. Wait.

2308
01:49:27,943 --> 01:49:29,360
There.

2309
01:49:29,361 --> 01:49:30,362
You look beautiful.

2310
01:49:31,446 --> 01:49:32,822
Please, you have 25 of them.

2311
01:49:32,823 --> 01:49:34,156
Fine!

2312
01:49:34,157 --> 01:49:36,701
- Stay here. Do you understand me?
- I'll stay here. Okay.

2313
01:49:36,702 --> 01:49:38,120
- Do not move.
- Okay.

2314
01:49:46,170 --> 01:49:47,171
Shit.

2315
01:49:48,005 --> 01:49:51,008
- [jazz combo playing]
- [guests chattering]

2316
01:49:55,220 --> 01:49:57,597
Hello. Lovely to see you.

2317
01:49:57,598 --> 01:50:00,309
- David, how are you?
- Good. How are you?

2318
01:50:05,522 --> 01:50:07,356
Where the fuck have you been?

2319
01:50:07,357 --> 01:50:09,692
I needed a moment to myself.
Is that a problem?

2320
01:50:09,693 --> 01:50:11,903
I didn't realize
I needed a permission slip.

2321
01:50:11,904 --> 01:50:14,780
I put this whole thing on for you
and you're making me look like an idiot.

2322
01:50:14,781 --> 01:50:15,865
God.

2323
01:50:15,866 --> 01:50:18,910
Look. Merle's on the phone right now
with <i>The New York Times</i>.

2324
01:50:18,911 --> 01:50:19,994
What?

2325
01:50:19,995 --> 01:50:21,454
He's got a printer
who's gonna read the review.

2326
01:50:21,455 --> 01:50:22,538
My God.

2327
01:50:22,539 --> 01:50:24,624
- Or do you not care?
- I got him! I have him!

2328
01:50:24,625 --> 01:50:26,292
- Oh, my God. Okay.
- [Merle] Come, come, come!

2329
01:50:26,293 --> 01:50:27,627
[Kay] Coming!

2330
01:50:27,628 --> 01:50:29,337
- Hurry, he has the review!
- I'm coming.

2331
01:50:29,338 --> 01:50:30,713
The review!

2332
01:50:30,714 --> 01:50:32,215
Come on, come on, come on, come on.

2333
01:50:32,216 --> 01:50:34,050
- Come on, come on.
- Okay.

2334
01:50:34,051 --> 01:50:36,052
Raoul, Kay.

2335
01:50:36,053 --> 01:50:40,807
[Raoul] <i>Okay. Title,
"Kay Stone Returns" by Robert...</i>

2336
01:50:43,268 --> 01:50:44,353
[exhales]

2337
01:50:50,025 --> 01:50:52,401
- [jazz combo continues playing]
- [guests chattering]

2338
01:50:52,402 --> 01:50:54,612
- Have a good night.
- Leave it open. Everyone's coming down.

2339
01:50:54,613 --> 01:50:55,781
- Are they?
- Oh, yeah.

2340
01:50:56,490 --> 01:50:57,491
Party's over.

2341
01:50:58,992 --> 01:50:59,993
[doorman] Good night.

2342
01:51:07,376 --> 01:51:10,628
- The party's over.
- [guests murmuring]

2343
01:51:10,629 --> 01:51:13,172
- They're asking us to leave.
- What do you mean? We just got here.

2344
01:51:13,173 --> 01:51:15,425
They should've stopped us at the door.
Why'd they let us in?

2345
01:51:20,347 --> 01:51:22,098
Excuse me. Do you know where Kay is?

2346
01:51:22,099 --> 01:51:24,518
- She's upstairs in her bedroom.
- Okay.

2347
01:52:09,062 --> 01:52:10,938
[Kay sobbing]

2348
01:52:10,939 --> 01:52:12,858
Hi. Is Kay in there?

2349
01:52:13,400 --> 01:52:15,610
This is not a good time.

2350
01:52:15,611 --> 01:52:17,403
Okay, but can I just speak to her?

2351
01:52:17,404 --> 01:52:20,324
As I said, it's really not a good time.

2352
01:52:51,813 --> 01:52:54,690
[Milton] At the end of the year,
if the guy made you money, you keep him.

2353
01:52:54,691 --> 01:52:57,401
And if not, you throw the bum out.

2354
01:52:57,402 --> 01:52:58,654
Excuse me.

2355
01:53:00,280 --> 01:53:02,156
- Hi.
- You gotta be kidding me.

2356
01:53:02,157 --> 01:53:04,784
- I'm sorry to disturb you in your home.
- How did you get in my house?

2357
01:53:04,785 --> 01:53:07,578
Please give me another chance.
I am on my hands and knees.

2358
01:53:07,579 --> 01:53:11,290
I need a ride to Japan and I need $1,500
so I can compete in the championship.

2359
01:53:11,291 --> 01:53:13,751
I need this job very, very badly.

2360
01:53:13,752 --> 01:53:15,294
I'm begging you.

2361
01:53:15,295 --> 01:53:18,422
I'll work for you however you want.
I will lose.

2362
01:53:18,423 --> 01:53:22,093
I'll have no personal point of view
apart from making your event a success.

2363
01:53:22,094 --> 01:53:25,096
Marty, there are
no second chances in life.

2364
01:53:25,097 --> 01:53:27,390
- Why not?
- I offered you the job and you said no!

2365
01:53:27,391 --> 01:53:30,351
I know, because I was impulsive.
And I regret it.

2366
01:53:30,352 --> 01:53:31,644
And?

2367
01:53:31,645 --> 01:53:34,272
And I was rude and overconfident.

2368
01:53:34,273 --> 01:53:36,023
And I was cocky, and I copped an attitude.

2369
01:53:36,024 --> 01:53:37,108
And?

2370
01:53:37,109 --> 01:53:38,943
And it won't happen again. I'm sorry.

2371
01:53:38,944 --> 01:53:40,863
Please just give me
another chance, Mr. Rockwell.

2372
01:53:42,114 --> 01:53:44,615
I'm throwing myself at your mercy.
I'll do whatever you want.

2373
01:53:44,616 --> 01:53:47,201
What do you guys think? Should I give
this little asshole a second chance?

2374
01:53:47,202 --> 01:53:48,870
- Yes, please!
- Don't ask me.

2375
01:53:48,871 --> 01:53:51,706
You don't know how important
this is to me. Please. I'm begging you.

2376
01:53:51,707 --> 01:53:54,083
Just let me go on your plane,
and let me join you there.

2377
01:53:54,084 --> 01:53:56,169
Please, I'm humbling myself before you.

2378
01:53:56,170 --> 01:53:58,588
- You're making me sick.
- I'm sorry.

2379
01:53:58,589 --> 01:54:00,132
- Stand up!
- Okay. All right.

2380
01:54:00,632 --> 01:54:03,593
- Please. Okay? I'll do anything.
- [guest 1 sighs, chuckles]

2381
01:54:03,594 --> 01:54:05,554
- Anything?
- Yes. Anything.

2382
01:54:06,096 --> 01:54:07,180
Okay.

2383
01:54:07,181 --> 01:54:10,433
Go down the hall.
Second door on the right is my office.

2384
01:54:10,434 --> 01:54:13,352
Grab the paddle and bring it back here.

2385
01:54:13,353 --> 01:54:15,730
[guest 1] This is more dramatic
than the play. [laughs]

2386
01:54:15,731 --> 01:54:17,482
- Okay.
- [guest 2] That's true.

2387
01:54:25,949 --> 01:54:29,953
[guests, Milton chattering]

2388
01:54:34,499 --> 01:54:36,460
Oh, Marty. Give me the paddle.

2389
01:54:37,920 --> 01:54:39,962
So here's what I want you to do.

2390
01:54:39,963 --> 01:54:43,132
I want you to bend over that chair
and drop your pants.

2391
01:54:43,133 --> 01:54:45,218
[guest chuckles]

2392
01:54:45,219 --> 01:54:46,594
Are you for real?

2393
01:54:46,595 --> 01:54:49,096
You've been a really bad boy.
Now you're gonna get a spanking.

2394
01:54:49,097 --> 01:54:50,681
Come on. Are you serious?

2395
01:54:50,682 --> 01:54:52,141
You wanna get to Japan, don't you?

2396
01:54:52,142 --> 01:54:54,227
Yeah, I wanna go to Japan.
But this is what you want?

2397
01:54:54,228 --> 01:54:56,647
That's what it's gonna take.
Now bend over.

2398
01:54:59,483 --> 01:55:01,150
Okay, so to be clear,

2399
01:55:01,151 --> 01:55:04,487
you're gonna bring me to Japan
and then you're gonna compensate me?

2400
01:55:04,488 --> 01:55:07,073
Tomorrow morning, 8:30, LaGuardia.
We're on our way to Japan.

2401
01:55:07,074 --> 01:55:09,659
- Do I need a ticket?
- I own the plane.

2402
01:55:09,660 --> 01:55:11,244
How do I know you're gonna honor this?

2403
01:55:11,245 --> 01:55:14,872
You don't. Because you have no power here.

2404
01:55:14,873 --> 01:55:16,291
Now bend over.

2405
01:55:30,556 --> 01:55:32,932
Put your hands over here.
I want a nice arc.

2406
01:55:32,933 --> 01:55:35,561
- [all laughing]
- [Milton] Let's go.

2407
01:55:36,353 --> 01:55:37,646
[guest] Oh, my God.

2408
01:55:38,897 --> 01:55:40,649
Okay, I'm ready.

2409
01:55:42,484 --> 01:55:44,694
This one is for my son.

2410
01:55:44,695 --> 01:55:46,947
- [paddle whacks]
- [guests continue laughing]

2411
01:55:47,990 --> 01:55:49,448
Okay.

2412
01:55:49,449 --> 01:55:51,159
This one is for me.

2413
01:55:51,785 --> 01:55:54,161
- [laughing continues]
- God!

2414
01:55:54,162 --> 01:55:55,747
[Milton] Now the bonus round.

2415
01:55:56,582 --> 01:55:57,666
[paddle whacking]

2416
01:55:58,458 --> 01:56:03,130
Beautiful paddle. One side's wood
and the other is foam.

2417
01:56:03,714 --> 01:56:06,048
[train rumbling]

2418
01:56:06,049 --> 01:56:08,552
[conductor speaking on PA, indistinct]

2419
01:56:16,351 --> 01:56:18,477
- Hey, Marty, how you doin'?
- Hey, Ted. Hey, Lawrence.

2420
01:56:18,478 --> 01:56:20,688
Aw, damn. Hey, man. How you doin'?

2421
01:56:20,689 --> 01:56:22,648
You think I could
stay in the back room tonight?

2422
01:56:22,649 --> 01:56:25,109
Wow, man.
I got Brian staying there tonight.

2423
01:56:25,110 --> 01:56:28,070
I would let you stay at the house, man,
but the wife ain't havin' it.

2424
01:56:28,071 --> 01:56:30,198
I'm just gonna hang around
until my flight.

2425
01:56:30,199 --> 01:56:31,365
Where you goin'?

2426
01:56:31,366 --> 01:56:32,992
Going to Japan.
Tomorrow morning, 8:00 a.m.

2427
01:56:32,993 --> 01:56:34,744
- Oh, yeah!
- My man!

2428
01:56:34,745 --> 01:56:37,246
- Yo, you goin'! You got that money.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2429
01:56:37,247 --> 01:56:39,123
Good for you, man.

2430
01:56:39,124 --> 01:56:40,833
You ain't even look like you excited.

2431
01:56:40,834 --> 01:56:43,169
No, I'm-- I'm good. I'm good.

2432
01:56:43,170 --> 01:56:46,506
You know your boy back there, Wally,
he's been waitin' on you.

2433
01:56:46,507 --> 01:56:47,924
- Wally's here?
- Wally, yeah.

2434
01:56:47,925 --> 01:56:50,343
- How'd he seem?
- Wally's good. He cool, man.

2435
01:56:50,344 --> 01:56:51,636
He's back there somewhere.

2436
01:56:51,637 --> 01:56:54,932
He believes in you.
He has a dollar. She has a dollar.

2437
01:56:55,474 --> 01:56:57,726
Hey. How you doing?

2438
01:56:58,477 --> 01:57:00,978
Oh, wow! How you doing? Nice to see you!

2439
01:57:00,979 --> 01:57:02,563
I've been trying to get in touch with you.

2440
01:57:02,564 --> 01:57:05,107
- Oh, really?
- Yeah. How's your dog? How's Moses doing?

2441
01:57:05,108 --> 01:57:06,275
You wanna cut the bullshit?

2442
01:57:06,276 --> 01:57:08,069
No bullshit.
I'm genuinely concerned about him.

2443
01:57:08,070 --> 01:57:09,654
- Marty. You good, man?
- Yeah, I'm good.

2444
01:57:09,655 --> 01:57:11,697
Now, listen to me. Listen. Listen. Listen.

2445
01:57:11,698 --> 01:57:14,700
I got your girl downstairs in the car.
She's waiting for you.

2446
01:57:14,701 --> 01:57:17,078
What the fuck are you telling me?
You got Rachel?

2447
01:57:17,079 --> 01:57:18,162
Yeah.

2448
01:57:18,163 --> 01:57:21,624
She told me my dog's in Jersey somewhere.
And you got the address.

2449
01:57:21,625 --> 01:57:23,084
- Okay.
- Let's go.

2450
01:57:23,085 --> 01:57:25,628
Okay. All right. Let me, uh...

2451
01:57:25,629 --> 01:57:28,214
Um, okay, let me just...

2452
01:57:28,215 --> 01:57:30,842
Give me two seconds.
I just wanna say one thing to my friend.

2453
01:57:30,843 --> 01:57:33,094
Give you two seconds, yeah,
but I'm not gonna be here.

2454
01:57:33,095 --> 01:57:35,054
- Where you gonna be?
- Where am I gonna be?

2455
01:57:35,055 --> 01:57:38,266
I'm gonna be downstairs
taking a hammer to your girl's stomach.

2456
01:57:38,267 --> 01:57:39,393
That's where I'm gonna be.

2457
01:57:40,978 --> 01:57:43,437
Okay. All right. All right.

2458
01:57:43,438 --> 01:57:44,815
Yo, Mouse!

2459
01:57:46,608 --> 01:57:48,694
- [Ezra] Come on. Let's go.
- [Marty] Okay.

2460
01:57:50,779 --> 01:57:53,906
[Mitch] Well, I took most of his share
of the money that our parents left us.

2461
01:57:53,907 --> 01:57:56,409
- [Ezra] You spent your brother's money?
- [Mitch] Yes, I did.

2462
01:57:56,410 --> 01:57:57,743
[Ezra] Yeah, you love your brother?

2463
01:57:57,744 --> 01:58:01,038
[Mitch] Maybe you could give my brother
a job. You know he's a good man.

2464
01:58:01,039 --> 01:58:03,249
[Ezra] I'll give him your job, okay?
Mitch, do me a favor.

2465
01:58:03,250 --> 01:58:04,251
[Mitch] What?

2466
01:58:04,751 --> 01:58:07,004
[Ezra] Stop talking. Okay?

2467
01:58:12,134 --> 01:58:14,178
Okay. See the gas station there?

2468
01:58:15,095 --> 01:58:16,304
It's the house to the left.

2469
01:58:16,305 --> 01:58:17,388
- [Reuben] Next left?
- Yeah.

2470
01:58:17,389 --> 01:58:18,390
[Reuben] I got it.

2471
01:58:37,659 --> 01:58:40,078
[Ezra] Get out of the car. Come on.

2472
01:58:40,621 --> 01:58:41,705
Mitch, come.

2473
01:58:42,414 --> 01:58:45,416
- Reuben, you wait with her.
- Oh, okay.

2474
01:58:45,417 --> 01:58:46,668
[car door closes]

2475
01:58:47,419 --> 01:58:48,462
[Reuben] Sit tight.

2476
01:59:05,687 --> 01:59:06,688
Come on. Louder.

2477
01:59:07,606 --> 01:59:08,899
Knock louder.

2478
01:59:11,026 --> 01:59:13,695
[dog barking]

2479
01:59:14,530 --> 01:59:15,822
That's my dog.

2480
01:59:16,698 --> 01:59:19,075
Moses! Yo!

2481
01:59:19,076 --> 01:59:20,202
Open up!

2482
01:59:21,203 --> 01:59:23,872
- [barking continues]
- Fuck. Moses.

2483
01:59:24,790 --> 01:59:27,667
- [Ezra] Come on.
- [Reuben] I hate that fuckin' mutt.

2484
01:59:27,668 --> 01:59:29,669
Moses!

2485
01:59:29,670 --> 01:59:31,546
[barking continues]

2486
01:59:31,547 --> 01:59:32,756
Moses!

2487
01:59:33,382 --> 01:59:35,175
That's my dog. Moses!

2488
01:59:35,676 --> 01:59:36,677
Moses!

2489
01:59:37,678 --> 01:59:39,095
See anything in there?

2490
01:59:39,096 --> 01:59:40,430
No, not really.

2491
01:59:46,562 --> 01:59:48,229
- [Rachel] Marty!
- Shit.

2492
01:59:48,230 --> 01:59:49,438
[shotgun fires]

2493
01:59:49,439 --> 01:59:50,941
[Rachel] Marty! Go!

2494
01:59:52,568 --> 01:59:53,985
[shotgun fires]

2495
01:59:53,986 --> 01:59:55,361
[Rachel] Marty!

2496
01:59:55,362 --> 01:59:56,780
[trembles]

2497
01:59:57,865 --> 01:59:58,991
[shotgun fires]

2498
02:00:01,034 --> 02:00:02,327
- [Reuben] Get down! Get down!
- [screams]

2499
02:00:09,001 --> 02:00:10,002
Fuck!

2500
02:00:10,836 --> 02:00:13,172
- [shotgun fires]
- [trembling continues]

2501
02:00:14,339 --> 02:00:15,382
[Rachel screams]

2502
02:00:16,967 --> 02:00:19,594
[Rachel] Marty! Marty! I got shot!

2503
02:00:19,595 --> 02:00:20,596
Help!

2504
02:00:21,346 --> 02:00:23,389
Help, Marty! Please help!

2505
02:00:23,390 --> 02:00:24,391
Help!

2506
02:00:26,101 --> 02:00:28,769
Are you okay? Oh, no! Are you okay?

2507
02:00:28,770 --> 02:00:30,146
- Are you okay?
- What the fuck's going on?

2508
02:00:30,147 --> 02:00:31,606
Okay. It's okay.

2509
02:00:31,607 --> 02:00:33,524
I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding.

2510
02:00:33,525 --> 02:00:35,402
Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

2511
02:00:39,865 --> 02:00:40,948
- [shotgun fires]
- [Ezra screams]

2512
02:00:40,949 --> 02:00:42,658
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm sorry.

2513
02:00:42,659 --> 02:00:43,993
- Go get the money.
- What money?

2514
02:00:43,994 --> 02:00:47,038
Go get the money.
It's in his pocket. It's in his pocket.

2515
02:00:47,039 --> 02:00:48,122
Are you sure?

2516
02:00:48,123 --> 02:00:50,791
- The money! It's in the inside pocket!
- Okay, okay, okay.

2517
02:00:50,792 --> 02:00:52,794
[Rachel whimpering]

2518
02:00:54,630 --> 02:00:57,132
[Ezra groaning]

2519
02:01:03,180 --> 02:01:05,098
Oh, fuck.

2520
02:01:11,855 --> 02:01:14,858
- What is this?
- [Ezra continues groaning]

2521
02:01:16,527 --> 02:01:17,819
Oh, you motherfucker...

2522
02:01:22,658 --> 02:01:24,492
[barking continues]

2523
02:01:24,493 --> 02:01:26,495
[breathing heavily]

2524
02:01:33,794 --> 02:01:36,921
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

2525
02:01:36,922 --> 02:01:39,799
- [whimpering]
- [Reuben groaning]

2526
02:01:39,800 --> 02:01:42,052
What happened? Fuck!

2527
02:01:44,721 --> 02:01:47,557
Get off me!
Where do you think you're going?

2528
02:01:47,558 --> 02:01:48,725
It's okay.

2529
02:01:50,519 --> 02:01:51,602
Okay.

2530
02:01:51,603 --> 02:01:53,354
[engine starts]

2531
02:01:53,355 --> 02:01:55,565
- You got it? You got it?
- Yeah. I got it, I got it.

2532
02:01:55,566 --> 02:01:56,941
You got the money?

2533
02:01:56,942 --> 02:01:59,026
- Is there a lot of money?
- There's a lot.

2534
02:01:59,027 --> 02:02:01,320
- You can go now.
- I know. You did amazing.

2535
02:02:01,321 --> 02:02:03,739
- You can go on your trip now.
- I knew you could do this. So good.

2536
02:02:03,740 --> 02:02:05,074
You did such a good job.

2537
02:02:05,075 --> 02:02:07,077
[Rachel] I love you.

2538
02:02:07,786 --> 02:02:10,872
- Honey, when is your due date?
- Why? Is the baby okay?

2539
02:02:10,873 --> 02:02:12,790
The baby is fine.
I just need you to calm down.

2540
02:02:12,791 --> 02:02:14,709
- Are you the husband?
- No. I'm her friend.

2541
02:02:14,710 --> 02:02:16,794
She's due in four weeks.
The baby will be okay?

2542
02:02:16,795 --> 02:02:18,379
The baby is okay.
It's time to say goodbye.

2543
02:02:18,380 --> 02:02:20,423
- I can't go?
- Only family in the operating room.

2544
02:02:20,424 --> 02:02:22,091
No, no, no, no, no!

2545
02:02:22,092 --> 02:02:23,926
It's gonna be fine.
Rachel, it's fine. It's fine.

2546
02:02:23,927 --> 02:02:26,053
No, no, no! Marty, no.

2547
02:02:26,054 --> 02:02:27,263
He'll be right outside.

2548
02:02:27,264 --> 02:02:28,681
Marty, no!

2549
02:02:28,682 --> 02:02:30,850
Rachel, I can't go.
They're telling me I can't go.

2550
02:02:30,851 --> 02:02:32,435
- I don't want you to--
- [nurse] Please calm down.

2551
02:02:32,436 --> 02:02:33,936
- Don't go, please!
- Please calm down.

2552
02:02:33,937 --> 02:02:36,481
Please don't go! Marty!

2553
02:02:38,358 --> 02:02:40,110
[Rachel] No!

2554
02:02:48,035 --> 02:02:49,952
Thank you very much.
Welcome to Japan, Mr. Rockwell.

2555
02:02:49,953 --> 02:02:51,413
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

2556
02:03:02,508 --> 02:03:05,052
[chattering]

2557
02:03:41,004 --> 02:03:44,049
[big band jazz playing]

2558
02:03:54,852 --> 02:03:58,480
- [audience chattering, chanting]
- [player, announcer speaking Japanese]

2559
02:04:13,745 --> 02:04:15,914
[audience groaning, cheering]

2560
02:04:19,543 --> 02:04:21,335
Mr. Mauser. Mr. Mauser.

2561
02:04:21,336 --> 02:04:24,965
Ah. Mr. Rockwell says
the back of the line.

2562
02:04:25,674 --> 02:04:28,010
He doesn't want to begin yet.

2563
02:04:31,430 --> 02:04:33,849
[audience cheering, applauding]

2564
02:04:38,770 --> 02:04:41,773
[announcer continues speaking Japanese]

2565
02:04:53,911 --> 02:04:56,580
[speaking Japanese]

2566
02:05:02,753 --> 02:05:06,214
- Needs some practice. Needs a beer.
- [all chattering]

2567
02:05:06,215 --> 02:05:08,758
[Marty] Mr. Sethi? Mr. Sethi.

2568
02:05:08,759 --> 02:05:10,676
Hey. It's me. It's Marty Mauser.

2569
02:05:10,677 --> 02:05:12,762
How you doing?
I'm surprised to see you here, actually.

2570
02:05:12,763 --> 02:05:14,847
- Why's that?
- I don't know. I--

2571
02:05:14,848 --> 02:05:16,140
We do have a tournament to promote.

2572
02:05:16,141 --> 02:05:17,893
No, of course, of course.

2573
02:05:18,936 --> 02:05:19,937
Yeah.

2574
02:05:20,437 --> 02:05:23,231
I think I owe you an apology
for the way I acted in London.

2575
02:05:23,232 --> 02:05:24,315
I was a jackass.

2576
02:05:24,316 --> 02:05:27,026
There is such a thing
as a code of courtesy, Mr. Mauser.

2577
02:05:27,027 --> 02:05:28,111
No, I know. It's just--

2578
02:05:28,654 --> 02:05:30,530
It's every man for himself
where I come from.

2579
02:05:30,531 --> 02:05:31,697
That's just how I grew up. Okay?

2580
02:05:31,698 --> 02:05:33,658
And sometimes
I feel like I don't even have control--

2581
02:05:33,659 --> 02:05:35,409
I'm really not interested in your excuses.

2582
02:05:35,410 --> 02:05:36,953
No, no, I know. It's not an excuse.

2583
02:05:36,954 --> 02:05:39,497
Look, the point is I'm gonna proceed
with a much better attitude.

2584
02:05:39,498 --> 02:05:41,791
And by the way, if you see me
acting rude up there today,

2585
02:05:41,792 --> 02:05:44,669
that's a character. This is scripted.
I'm gonna lose 21-14.

2586
02:05:44,670 --> 02:05:48,005
This isn't a real thing. The real me,
the polite me, you'll see next week.

2587
02:05:48,006 --> 02:05:49,507
- Next week?
- At the championship.

2588
02:05:49,508 --> 02:05:51,342
You're not playing in the championship.

2589
02:05:51,343 --> 02:05:53,344
- What?
- You're not participating this year.

2590
02:05:53,345 --> 02:05:55,179
No, no, no. I think you're confused.

2591
02:05:55,180 --> 02:05:57,640
That's what I'm doing the event for,
so I can pay off the rest of my fine.

2592
02:05:57,641 --> 02:05:59,141
Come talk to Mr. Rockwell right now.

2593
02:05:59,142 --> 02:06:01,310
The tournament
is less than two weeks away.

2594
02:06:01,311 --> 02:06:03,813
- All the bracketing has been set.
- No, but we'll redo the bracketing.

2595
02:06:03,814 --> 02:06:07,525
I'm not gonna tear up the entire schedule
on behalf of one entitled American.

2596
02:06:07,526 --> 02:06:09,735
No, Mr. Sethi. Mr. Sethi. Look...

2597
02:06:09,736 --> 02:06:10,820
I'm here.

2598
02:06:10,821 --> 02:06:14,031
I don't think you know how difficult
that was, for me to come here.

2599
02:06:14,032 --> 02:06:15,491
I'm in Japan right now.

2600
02:06:15,492 --> 02:06:17,870
You haven't come far enough, I'm afraid.

2601
02:06:18,453 --> 02:06:19,537
What?

2602
02:06:19,538 --> 02:06:21,874
You have wasted your time coming here.

2603
02:06:23,667 --> 02:06:25,752
- [murmuring, laughing]
- Unbelievable.

2604
02:06:30,382 --> 02:06:33,467
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2605
02:06:33,468 --> 02:06:35,470
[audience cheering, applauding]

2606
02:06:43,145 --> 02:06:45,522
[speaking Japanese]

2607
02:06:55,115 --> 02:06:57,617
[exclaims]

2608
02:06:57,618 --> 02:07:00,287
[audience gasping, murmuring]

2609
02:07:01,914 --> 02:07:04,540
- [announcer continues in Japanese]
- [Marty exclaims]

2610
02:07:04,541 --> 02:07:06,627
[chattering, cheering]

2611
02:07:11,298 --> 02:07:15,051
[in English] I've traveled many miles
here to Japan

2612
02:07:15,052 --> 02:07:18,638
to challenge my great nemesis, Endo!

2613
02:07:18,639 --> 02:07:21,225
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2614
02:07:23,352 --> 02:07:26,103
- [Endo speaking Japanese]
- What's he say?

2615
02:07:26,104 --> 02:07:27,980
[in English]
He doesn't want to embarrass you anymore.

2616
02:07:27,981 --> 02:07:30,024
Embarrass me? I am beyond embarrassment.

2617
02:07:30,025 --> 02:07:33,986
Tell him he's a-- Your champion
is a fraud and a chicken.

2618
02:07:33,987 --> 02:07:36,489
[imitates clucking]

2619
02:07:36,490 --> 02:07:38,074
[audience chattering, laughing]

2620
02:07:38,075 --> 02:07:39,326
He's chicken!

2621
02:07:41,119 --> 02:07:43,579
[announcer, in English]
Mr. Endo agrees to the match.

2622
02:07:43,580 --> 02:07:44,705
Great.

2623
02:07:44,706 --> 02:07:47,625
[in English] On the condition that...

2624
02:07:47,626 --> 02:07:51,879
the loser has to kiss a pig
in front of the entire audience.

2625
02:07:51,880 --> 02:07:54,258
- A pig?
- Yes.

2626
02:07:55,217 --> 02:07:57,051
A pig? What?

2627
02:07:57,052 --> 02:07:59,972
He said if you are going to
act like a pig,

2628
02:08:00,514 --> 02:08:02,683
he will happily mate you with one.

2629
02:08:04,560 --> 02:08:07,521
- What does that--
- [speaking Japanese]

2630
02:08:10,107 --> 02:08:12,400
[audience laughing, cheering]

2631
02:08:12,401 --> 02:08:14,403
- [upbeat music playing]
- [children screaming]

2632
02:08:16,864 --> 02:08:18,240
[applause]

2633
02:08:18,740 --> 02:08:20,409
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2634
02:08:29,960 --> 02:08:31,544
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2635
02:08:31,545 --> 02:08:33,462
It's this cord in the fucking way.

2636
02:08:33,463 --> 02:08:36,424
- I'm stepping on the cord. Move the cord.
- [announcer speaking Japanese]

2637
02:08:36,425 --> 02:08:38,801
Move the cord over there
so I don't slip on it next time!

2638
02:08:38,802 --> 02:08:41,262
- [announcer] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- So I don't break my ankle!

2639
02:08:41,263 --> 02:08:42,681
[applause]

2640
02:08:44,391 --> 02:08:46,810
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2641
02:08:50,189 --> 02:08:53,399
[audience] Endo! Endo!

2642
02:08:53,400 --> 02:08:54,860
Endo! Endo!

2643
02:08:56,904 --> 02:08:58,572
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2644
02:09:23,263 --> 02:09:25,014
- You speak English?
- [translator] Yeah.

2645
02:09:25,015 --> 02:09:26,265
What's he saying?

2646
02:09:26,266 --> 02:09:29,060
"We are welcoming a special guest."

2647
02:09:29,061 --> 02:09:31,063
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2648
02:09:32,022 --> 02:09:34,691
"Mr. Ram Sethi. Come on up."

2649
02:09:42,366 --> 02:09:43,449
Thank you.

2650
02:09:43,450 --> 02:09:48,789
And thank you, Mr. Rockwell,
for hosting such an unforgettable event.

2651
02:09:49,331 --> 02:09:54,961
What we have just witnessed is
a mere taste of what is to come next week

2652
02:09:54,962 --> 02:09:58,631
when the finest players
in the world will be competing

2653
02:09:58,632 --> 02:10:02,594
against your hometown hero, Koto Endo-san.

2654
02:10:09,351 --> 02:10:13,437
No more words from me.
Let's bring on Agu the pig

2655
02:10:13,438 --> 02:10:16,441
and see the American plant a kiss on him.

2656
02:10:17,192 --> 02:10:19,403
- [drumroll]
- [announcer speaking Japanese]

2657
02:10:20,070 --> 02:10:22,573
"Now we bring the pig onto the stage."

2658
02:10:24,366 --> 02:10:25,784
[snorts]

2659
02:10:42,301 --> 02:10:45,721
Wait, wait, wait.

2660
02:10:46,430 --> 02:10:47,930
- Hey. Hey.
- [drumroll stops]

2661
02:10:47,931 --> 02:10:49,724
I want to play him in
a real game first before I kiss the pig.

2662
02:10:49,725 --> 02:10:50,976
I want to play him in a real game.

2663
02:10:51,518 --> 02:10:53,770
Tell him I want to play him
in a game that's not a sham.

2664
02:10:55,314 --> 02:10:56,523
Tell him!

2665
02:10:57,482 --> 02:11:00,151
You, tell the audience
that was a fake game.

2666
02:11:00,152 --> 02:11:02,778
Tell them it was a sham and I want to
play a real game against him.

2667
02:11:02,779 --> 02:11:05,114
- [translator] I cannot do that for you.
- [Marty] Why can't you do that?

2668
02:11:05,115 --> 02:11:08,409
That was a fake game. That was staged.

2669
02:11:08,410 --> 02:11:10,203
No part of that was real.

2670
02:11:10,204 --> 02:11:13,206
I was not playing
to the best of my ability.

2671
02:11:13,207 --> 02:11:16,918
It was an enormous form
of disrespect to everyone here.

2672
02:11:16,919 --> 02:11:19,337
Hey, listen, who wants a real game?

2673
02:11:19,338 --> 02:11:20,713
Show of hands. Come on.

2674
02:11:20,714 --> 02:11:22,257
Wait, this man. This man.

2675
02:11:23,383 --> 02:11:24,884
[speaking Japanese]

2676
02:11:24,885 --> 02:11:27,136
[in English] Marty, you're right.
We want to see the real game!

2677
02:11:27,137 --> 02:11:28,138
Yes!

2678
02:11:29,473 --> 02:11:31,475
[chanting in Japanese]

2679
02:11:37,022 --> 02:11:39,649
Endo, you're gonna side with them?

2680
02:11:39,650 --> 02:11:41,359
Translate. Translate this.

2681
02:11:41,360 --> 02:11:43,069
He's gonna side with them, really?

2682
02:11:43,070 --> 02:11:47,240
An American company selling their product
off of his back like he's a mascot?

2683
02:11:47,241 --> 02:11:48,324
You're not a mascot.

2684
02:11:48,325 --> 02:11:49,909
Brian, get him down.

2685
02:11:49,910 --> 02:11:52,578
[Marty] Let's give them a real game.
They want a real game.

2686
02:11:52,579 --> 02:11:53,829
Okay, okay.

2687
02:11:53,830 --> 02:11:55,998
Thank you, thank you.
We need to move it along.

2688
02:11:55,999 --> 02:11:57,875
I'm not gonna be
at the championship next week

2689
02:11:57,876 --> 02:12:00,586
'cause of this asshole.
I'm not gonna be at the championship.

2690
02:12:00,587 --> 02:12:03,048
Give me a chance. You humiliated me.

2691
02:12:03,590 --> 02:12:05,633
Please, please, Endo. Please.

2692
02:12:05,634 --> 02:12:07,385
- Please, for me. Yes?
- Okay.

2693
02:12:07,386 --> 02:12:08,719
- Yes. Okay.
- Good? He says yes?

2694
02:12:08,720 --> 02:12:09,887
He says yes.

2695
02:12:09,888 --> 02:12:11,557
Thank you, Endo. Thank you.

2696
02:12:13,016 --> 02:12:15,143
He said yes. Yes.

2697
02:12:16,270 --> 02:12:18,021
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2698
02:12:23,527 --> 02:12:25,320
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2699
02:12:29,283 --> 02:12:30,742
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2700
02:12:31,285 --> 02:12:32,451
[audience chanting]

2701
02:12:32,452 --> 02:12:34,328
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2702
02:12:34,329 --> 02:12:35,580
This little fuck.

2703
02:12:35,581 --> 02:12:36,582
Let's do this.

2704
02:12:37,916 --> 02:12:39,918
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2705
02:12:43,005 --> 02:12:46,008
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2706
02:12:49,636 --> 02:12:50,637
Fuck.

2707
02:12:52,890 --> 02:12:54,892
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2708
02:13:00,189 --> 02:13:01,690
Okay, Marty. All right.

2709
02:13:12,534 --> 02:13:17,706
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2710
02:13:19,541 --> 02:13:21,043
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2711
02:13:22,419 --> 02:13:25,881
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2712
02:13:39,311 --> 02:13:42,564
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2713
02:13:48,570 --> 02:13:49,571
Yeah!

2714
02:13:50,656 --> 02:13:52,699
[American GI] Yeah, Marty! Go boy!

2715
02:13:54,868 --> 02:13:57,078
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2716
02:13:57,079 --> 02:13:58,705
[audience chanting]

2717
02:14:07,965 --> 02:14:09,800
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2718
02:14:27,484 --> 02:14:28,568
[grunts]

2719
02:14:28,569 --> 02:14:31,071
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2720
02:14:38,745 --> 02:14:40,372
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2721
02:14:47,671 --> 02:14:50,257
[Milton speaking Japanese]

2722
02:14:51,925 --> 02:14:53,885
You can save your breath.
I know I'm not getting paid.

2723
02:14:53,886 --> 02:14:56,179
Win or lose, you get nothing.
I wonder how you're gonna get home.

2724
02:14:56,180 --> 02:14:58,181
- You're not getting on my plane.
- It doesn't matter, okay?

2725
02:14:58,182 --> 02:15:00,808
Unless you're planning on shutting
down the event, we got nothing to discuss.

2726
02:15:00,809 --> 02:15:02,686
- You think it's that simple?
- Yeah, I do.

2727
02:15:03,395 --> 02:15:05,147
Let me explain to you.

2728
02:15:05,772 --> 02:15:10,986
I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire.
I've been around forever.

2729
02:15:11,570 --> 02:15:13,696
I've met many Marty Mausers
over the centuries.

2730
02:15:13,697 --> 02:15:16,490
Some of them crossed me, some
weren't straight. They weren't honest.

2731
02:15:16,491 --> 02:15:18,701
And those are the ones
that are still here.

2732
02:15:18,702 --> 02:15:21,621
You go out and win that game,
you're gonna be here forever too.

2733
02:15:21,622 --> 02:15:24,457
And you'll never be happy.
You will never be happy.

2734
02:15:24,458 --> 02:15:25,459
[scoffs]

2735
02:15:26,543 --> 02:15:27,753
Okay, Mr. Rockwell.

2736
02:15:30,923 --> 02:15:32,466
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2737
02:15:38,222 --> 02:15:47,397
Endo! Endo! Endo!

2738
02:15:50,025 --> 02:15:51,527
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2739
02:15:55,447 --> 02:15:57,699
[audience chanting]

2740
02:16:00,744 --> 02:16:03,121
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2741
02:16:15,968 --> 02:16:17,553
There we go!

2742
02:16:56,383 --> 02:16:58,385
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2743
02:17:05,933 --> 02:17:08,312
You gotta fucking kidding me.

2744
02:17:27,706 --> 02:17:28,832
[Brian] Match point.

2745
02:17:48,769 --> 02:17:50,437
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2746
02:18:34,106 --> 02:18:36,775
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2747
02:19:09,016 --> 02:19:11,808
- Don't let him getcha, Marty!
- Yeah, Marty! Go boy!

2748
02:19:11,809 --> 02:19:13,645
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2749
02:19:52,059 --> 02:19:53,226
Okay.

2750
02:19:53,227 --> 02:19:55,520
Thank you. Good game. Good game.

2751
02:19:55,521 --> 02:19:56,688
You're a great player.

2752
02:19:58,232 --> 02:20:00,650
Good luck at the championship, okay?
I hope you win.

2753
02:20:00,651 --> 02:20:02,653
[announcer speaking Japanese]

2754
02:20:38,689 --> 02:20:40,315
[line ringing]

2755
02:20:48,198 --> 02:20:50,199
[receptionist]
<i>Bellevue Hospital. May I help you?</i>

2756
02:20:50,200 --> 02:20:51,284
[Marty] <i>Hi, yes.</i>

2757
02:20:51,285 --> 02:20:53,536
<i>I was hoping to be connected
with Rachel Mizler, please?</i>

2758
02:20:53,537 --> 02:20:55,288
[receptionist]
<i>Do you know what floor she's on?</i>

2759
02:20:55,289 --> 02:20:57,331
[Marty] <i>Well, she would have gotten out
of surgery.</i>

2760
02:20:57,332 --> 02:20:59,375
<i>So wherever you keep people like that.</i>

2761
02:20:59,376 --> 02:21:00,669
[receptionist] <i>Okay.</i>

2762
02:21:01,461 --> 02:21:05,298
<i>So it looks like she was moved
to the maternity ward last night</i>.

2763
02:21:05,299 --> 02:21:07,175
- [Marty] <i>The maternity ward?</i>
- [receptionist] <i>Yes</i>.

2764
02:21:07,176 --> 02:21:09,927
- <i>What do you mean, "the maternity ward"?</i>
- <i>I'm sorry, I don't know the details.</i>

2765
02:21:09,928 --> 02:21:12,221
[Marty] <i>Is she okay? Did she have
the baby? She's not due for four weeks.</i>

2766
02:21:12,222 --> 02:21:15,224
[receptionist] <i>This is all the information
that I have, that she was rushed--</i>

2767
02:21:15,225 --> 02:21:17,393
[Marty] "<i>Rushed"? What are you saying,
"rushed"? First you said, "moved,"</i>

2768
02:21:17,394 --> 02:21:19,478
- <i>now you're saying, "rushed"?</i>
- <i>Sir, can you please calm down?</i>

2769
02:21:19,479 --> 02:21:22,190
[Marty] <i>Just put me through
to the maternity ward, please.</i>

2770
02:21:22,191 --> 02:21:24,109
- Daddy!
- Hey!

2771
02:21:42,836 --> 02:21:44,587
Excuse me. Maternity ward's here?

2772
02:21:44,588 --> 02:21:46,172
- Yes, down the hall.
- Thank you.

2773
02:21:46,173 --> 02:21:48,258
- Sir, you need to sign in.
- No, no. I'm the father.

2774
02:21:54,389 --> 02:21:55,390
Hi.

2775
02:22:17,246 --> 02:22:19,248
[chattering]

2776
02:22:37,474 --> 02:22:40,143
It's okay, sleep. I'm here.
I'm here. It's okay.

2777
02:22:42,020 --> 02:22:44,647
I'm right here.
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

2778
02:22:44,648 --> 02:22:45,816
Go back to sleep.

2779
02:22:46,441 --> 02:22:47,693
I love you.

2780
02:23:16,805 --> 02:23:18,974
[babies crying]

2781
02:23:43,624 --> 02:23:45,000
Five, please, Mizler.

2782
02:24:01,683 --> 02:24:03,185
[nurse] Do you want me to pick him up?

2783
02:24:22,120 --> 02:24:23,746
Say hi to Daddy.

2784
02:24:23,747 --> 02:24:28,210
["Everybody Wants to Rule the World"
playing]

2785
02:24:29,586 --> 02:24:31,964
Yeah, there he is. Say hi.

2786
02:24:42,391 --> 02:24:44,684
Yes. Yeah.

2787
02:24:44,685 --> 02:24:46,436
[song continues]