- ♪ MTV ♪
from 12 different nations.
Their mission, to set the world's pussy on fire.
[cat howls]
Now, let the global games begin.
[laughs]
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars"
will receive a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
and a grand prize of $200,000,
with extra special guest judge Adriana Lima.
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[RuPaul's "Spotlight"]
- Please welcome to the main stage
our 12 global all-stars.
Category is Opening Ceremony Eleganza.
Up first, from "Drag Race Belgium,"
Athena Likis.
♪ Spotlight, spotlight, baby, come on ♪
- Global glamazon reporting for duty.
I'm Athena Likis,
and I'm the goddess of "Drag Race Belgique"
season one.
I think the other girls need to watch out
because I always have something up my sleeve.
This time, I'm here to win. I'm hungry for it.
- Athena, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
- I'm no scientist, but Ru was there
before the eggs and before the chicken.
- I think you are a scientist.
- [laughs]
- From "Drag Race Brasil,"
Miranda Lebrao.
- I am best known for being sassy, stupid
and gorgeous, baby.
I will be having the great time of my life
because this is huge.
- Would you rather have hands for feet
or feet for hands?
- I would give up on having feet and hand
if Ru could give me four vaginas.
[laughter]
[upbeat pop music]
- From "Canada's Drag Race," Pythia.
- I cannot believe I'm here.
It's like... [imitates explosion]
I am Pythia, the gender-bending drag clown
of your nightmares from "Canada's Drag Race"
season two.
I am here to slay this competition
and take that crown home to Canada.
- Describe yourself in three words
and one animal sound. - Oh.
Outside the box. - OK.
- And the sound that would have to describe me
would be... [imitates chicken clucking]
[laughter]
- From "Drag Race Down Under," it's Kween Kong.
- I'm back, bitches. [laughs]
My kind of drag represents Pacific realness.
I'm an activist at heart,
but I'm also a lip sync assassin,
and I'm a mother
and a motherfucker. [laughs]
- If you were invisible for one hour,
what would you do? - Ooh, Jamal.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- From "Drag Race France," Soa de Muse.
- Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.
I'm so excited, you can't imagine.
I'm from "Drag Race France" season one, darling,
I don't win the crown,
but I think France wasn't ready for me
at that time, but I think the world is ready for me.
- Let's play a game, OK? - OK.
- Fuck, marry, slay. - Oh.
- OK.
- An acting challenge, a Lip Sync for your Life,
and Jamal Sims.
- I'm here just to slay the acting challenge,
to slay the lip sync challenge.
Of course, I'm not gonna fuck Jamal.
Jamal is gonna fuck me. - Ay.
- Yeah, call me.
[smooches] Bisous.
- From "Drag Race Italia," it's Nehellenia.
- I am the sweet girl, yeah, send the sweetheart.
I'm a performance queen pop star.
In my season, I was never in the bottom.
I think that I'm destined for bigger thing.
- What size shoe do you wear,
and what size are your actual feet?
[laughter]
- So I wear a 34, like Cinderella.
- Right.
- But as they say, big feet means big heart,
I think. - Yes, big heart.
- Thank you. - Ciao.
- Grazie. - Ciao, ciao.
- Grazie.
- From "Drag Race Germany," Tessa Testicle.
- Yes, I'm back because
a bitch has unfinished business.
It took them four lip syncs to get rid of me.
And this time around, I am focused
on nothing but my talent, my drag, and my garments.
- Fuck, marry, slay--
a fashion ball, a girl group challenge,
or Michelle Visage.
- Slay the ball, definitely marry Michelle...
- Ay. - Smart.
- And fuck a girl group.
I mean, drag queen with a ego--
surprise?
[laughter]
- From "Drag Race Mexico," Gala Varo.
- I am the dangerous woman.
I'mla dama peligrosa.
This time I came for the crown,
so you should beware.
- If you can add an additional holiday
to the calendar, what would it be?
- It would be the Sexiness and Cachondería Day.
And we can get naked all day.
- Aha. - Yes.
[laughter]
- From "Drag Race Philippines,"
it's Eva Le Queen.
- I came here for global domination.
During my season of "Drag Race Philippines,"
I went all the way to the finale without a single win,
but this time, I'm gonna make it
all the way to the crown.
- If you were going to be trapped on a deserted island,
what essential item would you bring with you?
- I will be bringing my lip gloss.
- Uh-huh.
- I want my friends and family to know
that I will not be found dead with chappy lips.
- Good thinking.
From "Drag Race Sweden," it's Vanity Vain.
- Oh, my God.
This is the "Global All Stars."
Can you ask for more?
It doesn't get bigger than this.
Vanity is not just one thing. Vanity is everything.
I want to show off more of a campy side.
And, yes, of course, it's still gonna be
some bloody latex also.
Of course, it's gonna be that.
- What would you choose as your last meal on earth?
- It would obviously be some Swedish meatballs
with some fish, rotted fish.
- And would you like fries with that?
- No.
[laughter]
- From "Drag Race UK," it's Kitty Scott-Claus.
- I am back, back, back, back, back again
to win the crown and the hearts of the world,
being Kitty, keeping it camp, keeping it glamour,
and having fun with it.
- I have a maths question for you.
- Oh, bugger.
- If you start your makeup at 7:00 p.m.
for a 10:00 p.m. gig,
how late will you be and why?
- 12 inches.
[laughter]
World peace.
- And from "Drag Race" USA, it's Alyssa Edwards.
- Oh, here we go. Buckle up.
Let's crank this gig up.
Home is where the heart is,
and this stage is my home,
and there's no place like it.
See, I've learned my strengths,
but I've learned to embrace my weaknesses.
This is the evolution of Alyssa Edwards.
- The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Now, what's the best way to your heart?
- A perfect credit score. - Ay.
- Ah. - There you go.
- Now please welcome to the stage
our 12 queens from all over the world
for the first-ever "Global All Stars."
Welcome, ladykins.
all: Hi!
- Hi, Mom. - Whoo!
- Whoo.
- What a gag-worthy gathering of glamazons.
[laughter]
From all the "Drag Race" queens in the world,
I've chosen each of you to represent your nation...
- I know that's right. - Period, girl, yes.
- In our first-ever global games.
- Mm-hmm. - Ooh.
- Whether you experienced the thrill of victory
or the agony of the feet... - Oh, wow.
- I assure you that your time here
will be priceless. - Whoo.
- Yes. - Yes, baby.
- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars"
will earn their place in the newly-constructed
international pavilion at the "Drag Race"
Hall of Fame...
[cheers and applause]
In Daytona Beach, Florida--
[laughter]
Plus a one-year supply of cosmetics
from Anastasia Beverly Hills...
- Ooh, yes.
- A global crown and scepter
provided by Fierce Drag Jewels...
- Whoo. - Yeah.
- And a grand prize of
$200,000 U.S.
- Oh! - No!
- Oh, my God.
- It's 1 million--
$200,000 U.S.
In the Philippines, that's life-changing.
I could buy a house for myself,
my mom and dad,
my boy toy. [laughs]
- #GlobalAllStars. - Whoo!
- Yes.
- Now, to promote global harmony,
this week, no one is going home.
[all cheering]
- Oh, my goodness.
It is such a relief knowing no one's gonna go home today,
and it also removes that bit of pressure off of yourself.
- When I call your name, please step forward.
Athena Likis.
[dramatic music]
Miranda Lebrao.
♪ ♪
- I love it. You know my name.
- [laughs] - It feels like I'm dreaming.
I see Ru's face.
And she is standing right there in front of me.
So this is fabulous.
- Kween Kong.
♪ ♪
Soa de Muse.
♪ ♪
Kitty Scott-Claus.
♪ ♪
Alyssa Edwards.
For this week's Maxi challenge,
the six of you will perform
at the Global Glamazon Talent Extravaganza.
- Ooh. - Mm-hmm.
- Yay.
- The rest of you get to watch.
But next week, it'll be your turn
to dazzle us in part two
of the Global Glamazon Talent Extravaganza.
- Oh, yes.
- Well, I think it's great that I'm in the second group
because now I can watch the other girls and know
what I'm not supposed to do at my talent show.
- That's right.
You're oozing so much international charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent,
it's gonna take two weeks to soak it all up.
[laughter]
All-stars, start your engines,
and may the best global glamazon win.
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
- Whoa! - Work!
- [screams] - Oh, my fucking God.
Look at this.
- Bitch, y'all want to talk about globes? Come on.
Damn, Ru.
I love what you did here. - Listen.
- Oh, my gosh. Wow.
It's so surreal for me to walk back in the Werk Room,
especially after all these years.
- I can't believe that I'm here with you, Alyssa.
Oh, my God.
- I can't believe that I'm here again.
Oh, my God. - Mama.
I'm like, what does it feel like being back here?
- It's-- it's-- oh, my gosh.
It's like going to a-- like, a high school reunion.
- Wow this is a gag, girl.
- OK, I think this is a upgrade from the American version.
I mean, but it makes sense. This is a global.
- Come on, a hug. - Oh, mi amor.
Cómo estás? - Hi.
Mwah, mwah.
- To be here together with all these talented queens,
it's insane. I can't believe that I'm here.
- Oh, my God. - Hello.
- A goddess, you're a goddess. - Thank you very much.
- I'm very a fan of you. - Thank you so much.
- I want to tell you with all my heart.
I'm so excited to be here with such a big name,
Alyssa Edwards. You're crazy.
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God. That was so sweet.
- Nice to meet you. - Thank you.
- Do you know any of the other girls?
- I have a tiny secret.
I haven't gotten to watch
all of the franchises.
My name is Alyssa Edwards from Mesquite, Texas.
I was a lovely runner-up on season five,
a gorgeous runner-up on "All Stars" 2.
And I'm gonna be bringing that camp, that glamour,
that quintessential Southern Alyssa Edwards.
I'm a pageant queen.
Beast!
[laughter]
I know Ru and Michelle, after watching me grow,
they are gonna have some expectations
for me to live up to, especially in
the performance areas.
- I've not seen a queen grand jeté
across the stage before. Fierce.
- I think being here, representing American drag,
which I'm so very proud of,
it has me shook a little.
Because I think we're, like, the flagship
of all of this charade.
Welcome to the house of Edwards.
You know, I got a spot on my mantle
cleaned off for this tiara.
I had one cleaned off for "All Stars" 2,
so it's still clean, needless to say.
OK. Here, I'll unzip you.
We'll make this a little train here.
- Yes, oh, yes.
Oh, my God, OK, off and then straight into my bag.
- OK. We love that.
Caring is sharing. - Thank you so much.
- Look at this beautiful-- ugh.
- I am free from the shackles of drag.
- Oh, shit, oh.
- Ooh. - Tessa Testicles.
- Tessa Testicle, just the singular one.
- Just the one? - Wait, you got one?
You got one testicle?
- Because I got a testicular torsion.
And one of my balls almost died.
- Her genitalia is her drag name.
- Wow. - Is it still there?
- It is still there and fully functional.
- Oh, that's good. - Yeah.
[upbeat funk music]
- Girls, Ru for the first time. - RuPaul.
- Like, the apex of drag. - Baby, I was like "Uh-uh."
- Michelle looks-- they all look stunning.
Michelle looks stunning, bitch.
- Yeah, but Michelle is-- she looks-- she looks--
- Michelle. - She looks very nice.
Jamal looks so sexy, my God.
- Oh, Jamal is like-- uh.
- He's your crush, right?
- Oh, Jamal is the sugar, the sugar.
When you see a beautiful guy like Jamal, baby,
I'm horny, let me tell you.
Oh, let me tell you. No lies.
- My baby, this is so crazy that you're here.
Oh, my God, my Greek sister is here.
That's amazing.
We've been performing together in Greece last summer.
We can eat mezze, tzatziki together,
and we'll be home. - Well, this is so cool.
This is going to be very strange competing against you.
- Yeah.
I think I was the heart of "Drag Race Belgique,"
to be honest.
Ah, yes.
I'm really happy
that I came second in my season.
I will be a good ambassador. I think I am already.
That's why I'm here.
My type of drag is edgy, androgynous, fashion.
I can be funny too.
[upbeat music]
I'm not representing the pageant queen.
I'm more in the new age of drag.
It's really important for me to represent my country
because I want the world to see
what Belgian drag is about.
It's more underground, and we try to be political.
It's so unreal to be judged by Michelle and Ru
because I've seen them on TV,
and now, I'm part of it.
Since my season, my confidence went way better.
I'm ready for "Global,"
and I will conquer the world. I'm here for it.
- I was thinking how amazing it was
to meet Ru fucking Paul.
- Oh, my god, yes. Like--
- Yeah, because she doesn't judge your season either.
- No. - Same in Canada.
- Yeah, same in Brazil.
- It was very, very nerve-wracking, wasn't it?
It's so crazy to think that I will be judged
by Ru and Michelle, who I have looked up to for so long.
And it's just so surreal to be here.
- The only other seasons that were hosted by Ru
were UK, U.S...
- Down Under. - And Down Under.
- And yeah. Right? Yeah.
- Yeah.
I think that queens that already performed
to Ru and Michelle, they have kind of advantage
because they have already very good relationship
with the girls.
- Competition starts now.
[quirky music]
Everyone's sort of sizing each other up,
being like, "You wearing that? Mm."
No, I'm excited.
I think it's gonna be really fun.
I think it's gonna be fun to show the girls--
- To show the girls what we're made of.
- What we can do.
Ooh! Bloody hell.
Been here two seconds, and I'm already breaking the place.
That's so funny.
Sorry, Ru, sorry.
- Are you excited? - I'm freaking out, actually.
It's risky.
- We have medics on standby.
[laughter]
- [laughs]
- Ladies, it's time for the talent show.
- It's a new day in the workroom,
and it's almost time for the Global Glamazon Talent Show.
- Yeah!
- I am so excited because I'm part of group two,
so I have nothing to do today but just watch
these bitches turn it out.
Soa. - Yeah?
- I have a question. - No.
I'm excited because I'm gonna really bring something
I do every time in my cabaret.
I know all the French people are
gonna look at me right now.
So I'm like, "Ooh."
Oh, shit.
And I have more pressure to see Michelle,
RuPaul, and Jamal in the front of me,
so I'm like, "OK."
[speaks French]
I'm a drag slash cabaret girl slash burlesque stripper,
so I do everything.
Mama Ru has one of the best cabaret girls from France
in the front of her. I'm French.
I come from a little island called Martinique,
and I'm Caribbean.
So I'm gonna put the French with some spices.
I'm going to bring you some looks, some vibes.
[upbeat music]
I'm here for the crown.
It's gonna fit on me, I'm sure.
Do you see me, the French Caribbean girl
with the crown? Boo-Boo, let it go.
We need to stop the show. I have it. It's OK.
- Do you think you are gonna be on top today?
- I-- ugh, I'd love to.
I think, like-- I love my talent show.
I love, like, what I've got,
what I've got prepared, and everything.
So I'm really excited to just do it.
The girls know who Kitty is. They know she's an actress.
They know she's a West End star.
So the pressure is definitely on here.
I need to bring it.
I need to show them exactly what I can do.
It's all right, boys.
Kitty, don't bite-- not now she's been fed.
I was on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK" season three,
and I was a runner up.
I was beat to the crown by a 19-year-old.
[blows raspberry]
I think what I was best known for
was bringing the personality, bringing the fun,
bringing the looks. - Oh.
- I do drag because I'm an attention-seeker
and I like money.
And since going on "Drag Race," my fee has gone up quite a bit.
The thing is I can do it all.
I can act. I can sing.
I can dance. I can model.
I represent all the camp comedy queens.
I love nothing more than having a good old time.
GC, baby.
The British humor is what makes British drag what it is.
Oh, my God, I just feel so honored
that I'm representing that.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.
Thank you.
Everyone thinks Kitty is just, like, a camp old queen.
And this time, I'm here to bring the glamour.
- Are you excited?
- I'm freaking out, actually,
because we are going to go in front of Ru again,
Michelle, and show talent.
- I'm nervous for it.
- You want to everything to be just, like, on the spot.
- Yes.
Just little miss perfect. - Little miss perfect.
- I think that's the dance coach in me.
It's like, everything needs to be tight.
The choreography, the details matter.
I want to prove to Ru, I've listened.
I've taken the advice.
And I hope to show all of that this go around.
Your talent-- yesterday,
you were sharing with me that it's quite dangerous.
- It's risky.
And I just figured it out that it had never
been done in the show before.
It's a lot of pressure to perform in front of the judges,
and if I mess up, I can really fall flat on my face.
- We have medics on standby. - I hope so.
- In the world of theater, darling, break a leg.
- Literally, break a leg.
[laughter]
[speaking Portuguese]
I am from season one of "Drag Race Brasil,"
and I am one of the top four finalists.
Yes. Ah!
I am one of the most-known drag queens from Rio.
My drag style, it's camp, playful, sassy, funny.
And I am a storyteller.
The drag scene in Rio are wild.
We have so much fun.
We are freaking crazy.
Brazilian drag queens are always doing something great
with so little resources.
Drag means everything to me.
If you know Brazil, we never give up.
It's not an option.
♪ ♪
- Oh, let's do shag, marry, kill.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - OK.
- Oh, my God. - Love that.
- Pythia, Gala, and Nellie.
I'd shag Gala.
I think Gala's gorgeous.
- Gala could get it twice. - You heard that, Gala?
- I'm the treat of the season. [laughs]
- I'd marry Pythia, and I'd kill Nellie,
but I'd feel bad for it, but--
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, no, it has to be done.
[laughter]
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
[upbeat pop music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
- ♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars."
From the International House of Pancake Makeup,
it's Michelle Visage.
- Ru, you know how much I love my rooty tooty
fresh and fruities, baby. - [laughs]
He puts the D in dance.
It's director, choreographer Jamal Sims.
- I love what you did with the place.
- Thank you, it's just a few knick-knacks.
And our extra-special guest judge,
Brazil's hottest export, the gorgeous Adriana Lima.
Welcome.
- Thank you so much for having me here.
RuPaul, I've been your biggest fan
for such a long time, and by the way,
you look fabulous. - Thank you so much.
Thank you. We're so happy you're here.
- I'm so excited.
- This week, we challenged our first six all-stars
to let us have it
at the Global Glamazon Talent Extravaganza.
And later tonight, all our queens
will work the runway, where the category is
Garden of Eden.
All-stars, start your engines,
and may the best global glamazon win.
[upbeat folk music]
♪ ♪
- I peed a little when I saw that.
- [laughs]
- Welcome to the Global Glamazon
Talent Extravaganza.
Up first, it's time to go down under
with Kween Kong. - Hi, everyone.
My name is Kween Kong.
You should know me from "RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under"
season two, where I was a finalist.
Yes, I'm back, bitch.
I definitely want to put "Down Under" on the map
and win this competition because I feel like
we deserve it.
I definitely will be bringing a more
elevated approach to not only my runways,
but everything that I do.
My drag style is definitely a product of my environment.
You know, I draw massive inspiration
from my Pacific heritage. I wear it with pride.
And I take my ancestors everywhere,
and I'm so happy that I get to bring them
to this global stage.
[upbeat Pacific folk pop fusion music]
- ♪ Oh, Samoa ♪
♪ Hoo, ha, hoo, ha ♪
- ♪ One ♪ - ♪ Walk into the room ♪
♪ Got the bitches so shook ♪
♪ It's what I do ♪ - ♪ Two ♪
- ♪ Leader of the pack ♪
♪ Future ancestor here to take you back ♪
- ♪ Three ♪
- ♪ Giving you what you need ♪
♪ Oh, you don't believe? ♪
♪ You're kidding me ♪ - ♪ Four ♪
- ♪ Oh, you want some more? ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, I've got it ♪
[speaking indigenous Polynesian language]
- ♪ Still flying ♪
- ♪ I am the what? ♪
♪ I am the Kween ♪
- ♪ Still flying ♪
- ♪ What do you mean? ♪
♪ We're talking about me ♪
♪ Let me be real ♪
♪ I will go put on a heel ♪
♪ And show all you bitches the deal ♪
♪ I can see why ♪
♪ I can see why all you bitches see me ♪
♪ And then enter your feels ♪
♪ Brand-new song ♪
♪ Never do it wrong ♪
♪ Because I put the Kween to the Kong ♪
♪ Tell all the girls ♪
[speaking indigenous Polynesian language]
♪ Put on an ear while you're a sarong ♪
- ♪ Still flying ♪
- ♪ I am the what? I am the Kween ♪
- This bitch picked up a whole ass man.
- ♪ Step on the scene, and I'll swipe them clean ♪
- ♪ Still flying ♪
- ♪ Sister, please ♪
♪ I do it with ease ♪
- ♪ So fly, yeah ♪
- ♪ What do you mean? ♪
♪ We're talking about me ♪
♪ Crown, crown, I want the crown ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Crown, crown, I want the crown ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Crown, crown, give me the crown ♪
♪ Don't play around, I'll shut it down ♪
♪ Stay there, colonizer ♪
♪ Please ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah! Yeah!
[cheers and applause]
- Up next, from Rio de Janeiro,
it's Miranda LaWanda Page Brooks.
[bright jazz music]
- Ooh. OK.
- Stop!
- [laughs]
[upbeat folk music]
♪ ♪
[laughter] - My God.
♪ ♪
- OK! - Yeah!
Oh, my God!
♪ ♪
- Yes! You're killing it!
♪ ♪
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, oh, oh! - Is she gonna jump from there?
[all cheering]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God. - Oh!
- You're giving it!
♪ ♪
- Oh, yes! - Oh! Yeah!
♪ ♪
[all cheering]
- Hey! - Whoa.
- I peed a little when I saw that.
I thought she was gonna die.
- Bitch. - All right.
- You're killing it.
- Up next, it's the bombshell of Birmingham,
Kitty Scott-Claus.
[upbeat pop music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ I live a life of luxury ♪
♪ If I'm down, I just go lighter ♪
♪ By a shade or two or three ♪
♪ And all I need is a box of bleach ♪
♪ And a bottle of Proseccy at the Bargain B ♪
♪ And a scented candle shopping spree ♪
♪ 'Cause I just want to be me ♪
♪ All your troubles are gone ♪
♪ You can get what you want ♪
♪ Everything and beyond ♪
Not me being a pop star.
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ All I've dreamt about is nothing ♪
♪ I'm multi-platinum stunning ♪
♪ I'm blonde like no one's watching ♪
♪ Say, oh, live, laugh, key change ♪
♪ I'm living, laughing, I'm loving ♪
♪ All I stress about is nothing ♪
♪ I'm multi-platinum stunning ♪
♪ I'm blonde like no one's watching ♪
♪ Say oh, live, laugh, love ♪
[cheers and applause]
- And now, from Brussels with sprouts,
it's Athena Likis.
[swinging jazz music]
♪ ♪
- Hoo!
♪ ♪
[applause]
- Athena, wait, it's not over yet.
Join now your two biggest fans.
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, my God.
- So stupid, I love it.
- All right.
- ♪ Two, three, four ♪
♪ Tongue pop ♪
♪ Two, three, four ♪
- Yes!
- [laughs]
And now, representing gay Paris,
it's Soa de Muse.
[haunting piano music]
- [singing in French]
[chuckles]
[dramatic electronic music]
- Oh!
- OK! - Uh-huh!
- Period. - Work!
[cheers and applause]
- Up next, the pride of Mesquite, Texas,
it's Alyssa Edwards.
- Welcome to Sweating to the Essentials
with Alyssa Edwards.
- In today's workout, we're gonna stretch, stare,
pop, and draw. Now, follow along.
♪ Take both of your arms ♪
♪ Put them down by your side ♪
♪ We're gonna start real low ♪
♪ Time to open up wide ♪
♪ Tongue pop it loud ♪
♪ And show me your flex ♪
♪ Let my mouth be your guide ♪
♪ Like you're cashing them checks ♪
♪ Now, pop ♪
♪ Two, three, four ♪
♪ Tongue pop ♪
♪ Two, three, four ♪
♪ Take both of your legs ♪
♪ Keep marching in place ♪
♪ Focus on the eyes ♪
♪ The tits of the face ♪
♪ When I count to four ♪
♪ Let your eyes flare ♪
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
♪ Deliver a stare ♪
♪ Now, stare ♪
♪ Stare ♪
♪ Now, for a little cardio breakdown ♪
♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪
[upbeat synthpop music]
♪ ♪
♪ Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit ♪
♪ Stop! ♪
♪ And stare ♪
- Oh! - Oh!
- Well, that's it for today's lesson.
Join me for next week's From Back Rolls to Bank Rolls.
[laughter and applause]
- That end? [blows raspberry]
Showstopper.
- ♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪
Category is Garden of Eden,
as in we're all created naked, and the rest is drag.
Up first, from Belgium, Athena Likis.
- I'm serving the moment
when Eve bite the apple.
I'm making a statement about religion
that always try to shut down all women.
- Oh, my God, her stomach's in knots.
[laughter]
[RuPaul's "Star Baby"]
- Up next, from Brazil,
Miranda LaWanda Page Brooks.
- Brazil, we are here.
This bad snake is all around my waist,
and it's eating me.
- That's the biggest snake I ever seen.
- From Canada, Pythia.
- I am the evil that has come out of the apple
and that has rotted this world.
It's like, ooh, what smells in here?
It's me.
- Listen, she's getting to the core of the problem.
[laughter]
- From Down Under, Kween Kong.
- I'm giving you, like, the Tree of Life and Death.
Lots of the design is definitely
a love letter/homage to my Pacific heritage.
- We were rooting for you.
- [chuckles]
- From France, Soa de Muse.
- I see the darkness with Lilith,
the first woman before Eve. She say no to Adam.
She say, "I do my shit."
And she's the goddess of the wind.
- You grow, girl.
- [laughs]
- Representing Germany, Tessa T.
- Bitch, I'm coming out on the runway.
I'm giving them mysterious.
I'm giving them silhouette. It is clean.
It is glamorous.
- Her safe word is Applebee's.
[laughter]
From Italy, Nehellenia.
- I am Lucifer,
the Archangel. But wait...
[screams]
Because I don't want to be an angel anymore.
Now I became the devil.
- Ah. - That's better.
- Slip into something a little more comfortable.
- Oh, she's gonna need a Band-Aid.
- Mm-hmm.
♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪
From Mexico, Gala Varo.
- I'm trying to represent the original sin,
and I'm ready to tempt the judges with my fruits.
It's not an apple. It's a banana.
- Oh, there we go. - Yes.
- I knew it.
- That's definitely making me horny.
- See?
- Now, that's what I call a forbidden fruit salad.
♪ ♪
From the Philippines, Eva Le Queen.
- I'm serving you the Tree of Life.
This outfit is made of organic materials.
It's actually coconut husks.
Each fiber, it was made with so much love
from the Philippines.
- How do you like me now, Granny Smith?
From Sweden, Vanity Vain.
- Fashion Nova, live from the Garden of Eden.
- So I'm walking down the runway with this,
like, edgy tracksuit more of a like more attitude-d look.
- Oh, one more thing,
let me whip this out.
- Then I just shred my skin and show off my foreskin
and became the gay Voldemort. Avada Kedavra.
- Listen, they needed condoms back then too.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- From the UK, Kitty Scott-Claus.
- Can you see my rosebud from here?
I am serving English rose gone bad.
You've always got to bring the glamour.
- OK, bloomer.
- Ah, I'm all dewy.
I'm a flower.
- From the USA, Alyssa Edwards.
- I'm giving y'all the garden full of temptation.
Will you take it, or can you resist it?
- You know, there could only be one.
It's the beast of burden.
- I keep reminding myself,
$200,000.
Ooh, I'm getting hot just thinking about it.
Oh, my God.
♪ ♪
- Wait, you got bad feedback?
- I have a thing about being tied up.
[laughter]
- [laughs]
Welcome, all-stars.
all: Hi.
- Now, the top two all-stars will lip sync for the chance
to win a cash tip of $10,000.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
- Pythia, Tessa,
Nehellenia, Gala,
Eva, and Vanity,
thank you for slaying the runway.
We'll see more of your talents next week.
For now, you may leave the stage.
- Thank you, ciao. - Thank you.
- Well done. - Bye, ladies.
[upbeat music]
- Now it's time for the judges' critiques,
starting with Athena Likis.
- The performance, I had so much fun watching you.
It was a comedy routine,
and you really told the story.
- The best part, to me,
was when two dancing Michelles came out.
[laughter]
- When you first came out, I was speechless.
I have a thing about being tied up.
It kind of scares me.
[laughter]
- I love this outfit. It's gorgeous.
The color palette,
everything about it is fan-fantastic.
Up next, Miranda LaShonda Rhimes.
- Miranda... [speaking Portuguese]
- [speaking Portuguese] - [speaking Portuguese]
Sorry, I said, "It's nice to see
a Brazilian representing here."
I had to say a little bit.
- I absolutely love this outfit.
It is so kooky, but at the same time,
so glamorous.
It feels like we know who you are immediately.
- Your talent was ridiculous.
Listen, trapeze is hard.
And then in drag, it's even more difficult.
- I loved your energy, think you were
so funny and playful.
- And then the final drop was like...
[gasps] So great job tonight.
You're wonderful.
- Up next, we've got global savage, Kween Kong.
- I have to get to this performance
because nobody wants to be first.
But if you're gonna go first,
you have to set the bar so high,
and that's exactly what you did.
- The fact that you lifted up that little boy dancer--
and that's not even the impressive part.
The wig stayed on. - Yes.
The song was fantastic--
production, everything, everything about it.
- Thank you so much. - Fantastic.
- Now, for this look, you just look like a beautiful princess.
- The hair and everything, it's truly beautiful.
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
- Up next, Soa de Muse.
- Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour. - Bonjour.
- Bonjour, darling.
- This look is beautiful and dark.
- I love the song.
You bring all your emotions to your performance.
- We may not have understood every lyric
that you were saying, but there was
a mood that was set in that, and we felt it.
- Up next, Kitty Scott-Claus.
- Girl, you have amazing voice. - Oh, thank you.
- Yes. You have such a great charisma.
You're so much fun.
- You're like the girl I want to hang out with.
You know, I'm like, "I want to party with her."
- And in this look, I mean, you're dressed
like a frickin' flower. Look at you.
- You understand what your brand is,
and you deliver it.
Everything you do is so much your personality,
and it's great. - Thank you so much.
- It's Alyssa Edwards.
- The talent show-- I love the '80s.
Your body looked so good.
- And then at the end, you decided that
you're gonna pour some water on yourself
and do a "Flashdance" moment, which killed it.
- And this look tonight is just Alyssa Edwards.
This is so beautifully done.
- Alyssa Edwards, years of being on stage,
of being a star, it all shows.
Tonight, you are a star.
Very proud of you. - Thank you.
- Very proud of you.
Thank you, Alyssa. - Thank you.
- While you untuck in the Werk Room,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
[bright electronic music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- After watching the performance,
are you nervous about your own, yeah?
- Are you nervous? - A little.
- Why?
- Because today was very, very-- a big show.
Everyone was so good and amazing.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- Which was your favorite? - Maybe Alyssa or Kween Kong.
- Kween Kong? - Yeah.
- Athena brought, like, a really, like,
elaborate and smart concept.
- I really enjoyed Miranda. - Oh, oh, really.
- Oh, Miranda was so funny. - So wonderful.
- Kitty's look was the best one out of everybody.
- Yeah. The hair.
- And she said, "Live, laugh, love."
- I feel like, after tonight, the bar was set really high,
so we have a lot to prove next week.
- Bonjour. - Hey.
- We're back in "Untucked" after the talent show.
Ooh, those critiques sent me to a place
where I only hoped and imagined.
- They adore us.
- Literally, everyone got good feedback.
- Yeah. - Wait, you got bad feedback?
- No, I got great feedback.
I am so desperate to be in that top two.
To be in the top two week one, can you imagine?
Ah.
- Alyssa received, like... - Yeah.
- Critiques, but about love, just love,
like, how she's a star because she is a star.
- It was-- it was special.
Hearing Ru tonight say that I was a star--
sorry, I started getting emotional.
I was like-- - No, it's good.
- I'm not trying to get sappy on day one. Shit.
- Alyssa Edwards, get your adoption papers out
'cause I'm gonna be Tessa Edwards
after this season. - Is this the audition?
Is this the audition?
- Oh, let it go. - Tessa Edwards.
- I like her. I do.
The testicles, all this, I don't know.
- I'm not gonna lie. I feel insecure.
I'm bringing my best,
and I hope all the French people
look at my talent show,
not gonna be disappointed about me.
- I have to say, your whole performance
spoke to me, right there.
It was magic.
- Miranda, I'm not counting you out tonight.
Because they loved you.
And they-- you know what? Congratulations.
Snaps to Miranda. - Thank you.
- Miranda, you took a risk tonight.
- I feel very happy about my number.
I have this struggle with my own body.
I'm losing some muscles.
When I was very young, I got burned,
And I injury a lot of my muscles.
And a few years ago, the doctor said,
you are going to reach a point where you are not be able
to do the stuffs that you do now.
So I am not doing trapeze as I was able to do,
like, five years ago.
So for me to show that and put some fun,
some Brazilian craziness on it was so special.
And for me, it's like a farewell to my trapeze
and very proud of myself to be able to do this
at least one more time,
but now, in a global stage.
- Well, look, the standards have been set
pretty high for you, group two. Good luck.
- Yes. [laughter]
- Snaps to that, baby. - Gay stubs.
- Yes.
- The top two all-stars of the week are...
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[laughs]
- [laughs]
Welcome back.
For "Global All Stars," MTV, "RuPaul's Drag Race,"
and World of Wonder have partnered with All Out,
an organization that champions LGBT+ rights around the world.
Now, to our viewers, if you want to find out more
and make a donation, look for
the Drag Saves the World QR code
at the end of each episode.
Now, to kick things off, we are donating $100,000.
- Oh, wow. [applause]
- Oh, my God.
- Work.
- Now, based on your debut presentations and performances,
I've made some decisions.
The top two all-stars of the week are...
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Alyssa Edwards...
- Yes. - Well done, baby.
- And Kween Kong. - Yes.
- There you go. - Let's go, bitches.
- Condragulations.
The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
- Thank you.
Kill it, girls.
- Yes.
- Alyssa, Kween Kong,
this week, you both did your country proud.
But tonight, there can only be one winner.
♪ ♪
- Mother Alyssa can lip sync, and we've seen it,
but so can I. Let's go, motherfucker.
- Two global all-stars stand before me.
♪ ♪
Ladykins, this is your chance to impress me
and win a cash tip of $10,000.
♪ ♪
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for the Globe.
[all cheering]
- We're about to turn this gig out.
I want Mother Ru to know
that I am the only queen in the world.
- Good luck and don't fuck it up.
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ I want you to love me ♪
♪ Like I'm a hot ride, yeah ♪
♪ I want to make you beg for it ♪
♪ Then I'ma make you swallow your pride, ooh ♪
♪ Want you to make me feel ♪
♪ Like I'm the only girl in the world ♪
♪ Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love ♪
♪ Like I'm the only one who knows your heart ♪
♪ Only girl in the world ♪
♪ Like I'm the only one that's in command ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the only one who understands ♪
♪ Like I'm the only one who knows your heart ♪
♪ Only one ♪
♪ Take me for a ride, ride ♪
♪ Oh, baby, take me high, high ♪
♪ Let me make you rise, rise ♪
♪ Oh, make it last all night, night ♪
♪ Take me for a ride, ride ♪
♪ Oh, baby, take me high, high ♪
♪ Let me make you rise, rise ♪
♪ Make it last all night ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Want you to make me feel ♪
- Oh, my God, Kween Kong, like, rolling in the sky.
I was just like, "What the fuck is going on?"
- ♪ Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love ♪
♪ Like I'm the only one who knows your heart ♪
♪ Only girl in the world ♪
♪ Like I'm the only one that's in command ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the only one who understands ♪
♪ How to make you feel like a man ♪
♪ Only girl in the world ♪
♪ Girl in the world ♪
♪ Only girl in the world ♪
♪ Girl in the world ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Wow, ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
Alyssa Edwards, Kween Kong...
♪ ♪
It's a tie, baby.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, my god, I fucking won! [laughs]
It's a shared win, but who else
would I want to share a lip sync win against?
- I couldn't ask for a better way
to start off this gig.
- And you'll be splitting the cash prize of $10,000.
Condragulations, ladies.
Next week, the rest of our global all-stars
will take the stage for part two
of our Global Glamazon Talent Extravaganza.
Oh, yes, honey,
this race is just getting started.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen. - All right.
Now, let the music play.
[RuPaul's "I'm a Winner, Baby"]
♪ ♪
♪ Winner, baby ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Winner, baby ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Winner, baby ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Winner ♪
[laughs]
- Next time on "RuPaul's Global All Stars."
I think we probably should stop the music right about now.
I don't know how far she's gonna go.
- Oh, God, Nehellenia is giving it large,
showing what she can do.
- Underestimate me, it's your problem, not mine.
- Ooh. - [screams]
- ♪ We're like fire ♪
- ♪ Can you feel the love? ♪