- ♪ MTV ♪
- Previously on "RuPaul's Global All Stars"...
the Global Glamazon Talent Extravaganza, Part Deux.
The top two All Stars of the week
are Eva Le Queen and Vanity Vain.
- What?
- Lip sync for the globe.
[upbeat music]
Vanity Vain, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
[upbeat music]
[cheering] - Let's go.
- Yeah!
- Oh, my God.
I'm a winner, baby.
I hit my mark.
I'm here.
I'm officially here.
- Congratulations, Vanity.
[cheering]
- It just feels amazing.
I've never been celebrated for my music before
or my singing or anything like that.
So...
- Is Vanity Vain really getting upset
of having earned the easiest 10 motherfucking K in her life?
But, like, girls, how do you feel doing,
like, the Danna Paola song
in front of Danna Paola so badly?
[laughter]
- It's getting a little shady up in here.
Does anybody got my shades?
- Speak for yourself, bitch.
- Congratulations, Vanity, but keep it moving.
Next episode, please.
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars"
will receive a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
and a grand prize of $200,000,
with extra-special guest judge Matt Rogers.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
- Ladies and gentlemen and the others,
a new day, babies.
- It's a new day in the Werk Room,
and I just feel great.
Like, I won last week.
Should we keep it going?
- Anyone expected to be in the top last week?
- I was begging to be on top just because of the song,
just because of Danna.
I want to make her proud, thinking that the lip sync
was a little bit bad.
- Ooh.
- Vanity looks a little bit upset
because everybody knows that lip sync was trash.
[laughs]
- I know that you guys think
that the lip sync was, like, meh,
but the thing is, I was in the top
because of my talent and my look.
- Yeah. - And voilà.
- Period.
- And then that I won the lip sync--
meh, it just means that I wasn't the worst.
- Vanity Vain, you've beat me this time,
but that will be the last time, bitch.
How do we feel that someone's going home this week?
- Ooh.
- I wanna know how someone is gonna to go home.
- Yeah, what's the tea? - Yeah.
- Is it gonna be lip sync?
Is it gonna be voting?
- Is it gonna be Ru sending us back?
- I hope, please. - I hope so.
Yeah. - Please.
This didn't work out well for me the last time
the girls voted, so--
[siren blaring]
[cheering, chatter]
- OK.
Whatever you have, Mama Ru, bring it on.
We're ready.
- All Stars, whether you're
"On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix"
or just sitting on a "Goldfinger,"
it do take "Thunderballs" to make it
to the International Drag Race Hall of Fame.
"Dr. No She Better Don't."
[cheering]
- It's James Bond.
It's things James Bond.
It's like, "Goldfinger,"
"Her Majesty's Secret Service."
What's going on?
What could it be?
Is it an acting challenge?
♪ ♪
[cheering]
- The name's Paul--
RuPaul.
[cheering]
- Come on, Mama!
- I think it's gonna be something with spies,
so maybe a ball.
I hope not.
- For this week's Maxi Challenge,
we are throwing a ball.
[cheering]
- [crying]
- Yes. Come on--
- Already? OK.
- Damn.
- And not just any ball.
We are throwing
the International Queen of Mystery ball.
- Ooh. [cheering]
- Your mission is to slay the runway
in three drop-dead-gorgeous looks.
- Three. - OK.
- I'm not good at math, but I think
that's over 30 looks in 1 runway.
- Look number one: category is...
Boss Lady in Charge.
- Yes. - Ooh.
- Look number two:
She-Vil Villain.
- Yeah. - Ooh.
- And for look number three,
International Queen of Mystery.
- OK.
- From scratch, you need to create
a seductive spy look that is to "Die Another Day" for.
- Ooh. - All right.
- That's--
- OK, OK.
- I'm excited for this.
Spy ball.
- Now, you can use your own hair, heels, and accessories,
but the rest of your look must come from
these mysterious drag droppings.
My queens, tomorrow night, someone will be eliminated.
- Ooh.
- Nobody is safe,
because someone is going home this week, finally.
- All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best Global Glamazon win.
- [screams] Oh, my God.
Run!
[indistinct chatter]
- It is chaos up in here.
Everyone is running and trampling each other.
- Ooh.
Yes.
- Ooh.
- Oh, my God.
Ha.
- Oh, I love the chains.
- Is that enough for a ball gown?
- So what are you thinking?
- Probably go for, like, a bustier dress.
- Yeah.
- And then probably just drape the fabrics around it.
- I am so excited that the first challenge is a ball.
I love the runway.
I love fashion.
I love costume design.
My drag is more, like, campy and theatrical
rather than sexy, so I just have to find
a way to merge the two, you know?
So I'm excited to showcase my three looks.
- This is pretty.
- I'm gonna do, like, a base dress,
like bodycon sexy.
- Do you think you can be sexy?
Because you're always, like, cute, not--not sexy.
- Not sexy?
Cheeky cow.
I think I'm always quite sexy.
I think the audience at home will know that I'm quite sexy,
don't you?
[laughter]
[playful music]
- So, Soa, what are you doing?
I saw a skirt.
- That's a good question. - [laughs]
Do you think because you're French
and you come from capital of fashion--
- Yeah.
- They will have a lot of expectation from you?
- Yeah, but I don't come from the Paris--
you see kind of "Emily in Paris."
This is not my shade.
I'm not a white girl.
I'm sorry.
I'm a Black girl from the no-go zone.
So I'm gonna bring that, you know?
The hood, honey, the hood.
[laughs]
- But make it fashion.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
The ball in my season in France--
that was a mess.
I'm not a sewer.
I don't give a fuck about sewing.
It's a mental breakdown for me.
OK?
Do you understand what I say?
[scoffs]
Pythia, can you help me, please?
- Yeah, sure.
A lot of the girls are asking me for help,
which, you know, I'm happy to give.
I haven't even cut my fabric.
I mean, it is kind of funny that a lot of them
have come to "Global All Stars,"
and you still don't know how to sew.
♪ ♪
- Is the challenge presence or dress?
- Art is subjective, doll face.
You worry about being
Miss Congeniality.
[laughter]
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
- This week, it's the
International Queens of Mystery ball.
This is the first design challenge of the season,
and bitch, I'm excited.
Three looks, including one we have to make?
Ooh, this is gonna be hard.
♪ ♪
[bell dings]
- Hello, Global Glamazons.
[cheering]
I've come to spy on your designs.
- Ooh. [indistinct chatter]
- Ooh, he looks so hot.
- Gala, Pythia, and Kween Kong.
- Hola, mami. - Oh, my goodness.
You're gonna put somebody's eyes out with those things.
- Ooh, sorry.
- [laughs]
Kween Kong, who is your inspiration
for this challenge?
- I think the neck up will be Beyoncé.
The neck down, maybe Serena Williams.
[laughter] Just being honest.
- And what about you, Miss Pythia?
Now, you're helping some of the other girls, is that right?
- Yeah, I'm very happy to help.
Like, I think I can poop this out really quickly.
- OK.
- Now I'm going a little more simple.
- That's really gorgeous.
If you could pull that off, that's something.
- I feel like I've set the expectations
really high for Ru.
And I really want to fulfill them.
- Miranda, you won
your design challenge
in your season.
- Yes.
In Brazil, we work with very little resources.
And we work just fine with that.
I like to be, like, simple.
So I--like, more like--
- Oh. Oh, that's so glamorous.
Not only are you a fabulous queen,
you sketch so beautifully.
Soa de Muse, you strike me as someone who is a fashion queen,
but you don't sew.
- Mm-hmm.
- So tell me, what have you designed?
- So my inspiration-- it's around, you know,
the '80s with Grace Jones.
- Well, listen.
Grace Jones was a Bond girl. - Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah. - And so this is inspired.
That's a great inspiration.
And what about you, Athena?
Can I see your sketch?
Yeah, there's a lot of, how do you say,
whore, in your clothing.
- Someone needs to show a bit of real skin.
I want my look to be sexy and edgy
'cause that's my style.
I hope the judges will get the storyline of it.
I think I'm gonna open the skirt.
- Of course you're gonna open that skirt.
- Just a little bit.
- Come on.
We're here for that.
[laughter]
I'm a bit stressed about constructing a look
in one night,
but I think when you have taste,
it's gonna be fine.
- Which of you girls sews?
Who taught you how to sew, Tessa?
- I actually have a bachelor's degree in fashion design.
- Oh, boy.
All right, so what do you have?
What are you making?
- My inspiration is "Miss Congeniality."
- Uh-huh.
- And I want to do a super spy that goes to the pag'.
- That's a lot of dress right there.
How are you doing on time?
- Time management is not my strong suit.
I'm doing very good on time.
- OK, great.
And Alyssa Edwards,
let me see what you've sketched there.
You didn't sketch noth-- you just wrote your name.
- I did. - [laughs]
- That's all I did.
I'm a visual person.
- [laughing] - I am visual.
I said, I need to see fabrics and shit.
Come on. - Yeah.
- Textures. And I need to feel.
- So I see you've put some things on the dress form there.
- I know I want "commanding a room
when you walk in with your presence."
- But is the challenge presence or dress?
[tense music]
- Come again, Miss Thing?
This is a runway challenge design.
And art is subjective, doll face.
You worry about being Miss Congeniality.
- [laughs]
- You're worried about those racks
on your dress form, bitch.
- Worry about them testicles.
- [laughs]
All right. Well, ladies,
I can't wait to see what you turn out.
- Thank you so much, Mama.
♪ ♪
- You have a lot of hand-stitching to do.
- [groans] - Yeah.
- Oh, bitch.
I bombed my ball challenge during my season really bad.
- Are you gonna hot glue it on?
- No, I can't hot glue.
Not if I go up onstage.
- Sometimes, the hot glue--
- Yeah. You know?
- And I hope Michelle sees every single drop of glue.
- [laughs] - Where's the hot glue?
- Where, where, where?
- I see some hot glue right there.
[laughter]
- I have some, like, basic sewing skills,
but I have not made anything from scratch.
That's just not me.
- Well, I'm nervous for Soa and Athena.
- I did a ball in my season,
but the one I construct was shit.
I may not have sewing experience,
but I'm gonna sell it like it's haute couture.
- Now, I know, Tessa,
you think you're real clever over here
trying to let me have it in front of the head judge.
- [laughs]
Maybe I pushed it a little too far.
Maybe I got a little too mouthy.
- Did you sew this?
That was the bachelor's degree, that crooked-ass line?
- [laughs]
- This crooked-ass line is
the bachelor's degree we're talking about?
- Ooh! - Where are the receipts?
♪ ♪
- I want to do something I haven't done before.
I think I'm gonna pull an all-nighter.
Sleep is for the weak.
[upbeat music]
- It's a new day in the Werk Room.
Sewing challenge. Sewing challenge.
It's time for the international
Queens of Mystery ball.
We've got two looks we've brought from home.
And the third look, we are creating
ourselves from scratch.
- Tessa, how much you need to do?
- I need to finish this hem, bitch.
- Are you worried about that?
- Should I be worried?
- I don't know.
I ask to you.
Baby, these looks, they're delusional.
There's a hole like this.
[quirky music]
- I don't want to be shady,
but for us, we have to make outfits
and designs most of the time.
I came from South America.
You have to be creative because we struggle with money.
But I see that some countries,
they have a lot of contacts and money.
- Yeah, exactly.
- It's not talent to open a wallet.
- Now, there is absolutely no way that
I could be making all these outfits for myself.
I'm not a seamstress, you know?
Like, I'm not at home making garments.
So I don't just sit in my house, like, sewing.
- We know. We know it, boo.
But you know how to serve on the stage, right?
So...
- And there it is.
So I've gotta sell it.
♪ ♪
- I wonder if she can get Paramount+ in this case.
[laughter]
[laughing]
- [laughing]
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
♪ ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah.
- ♪ And what ♪
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars."
The star of "Poonraker," Michelle Visage.
- Oh, I think you mean "Dr. Ho."
- [laughs]
He puts the D in 007.
It's Jamal Sims.
- [laughs] Why it's only gotta be 7?
[laughs]
- And our international man of mystery,
Matt Rogers.
Hello. - Hi.
You may call me Bussy Galore, Ru.
[laughter]
- Welcome.
This week, our Global Glamazons are proving that
you only live thrice, as they serve three looks each
at the International Queen of Mystery ball.
All Stars, start your engines.
And may the best Global Glamazon win.
♪ ♪
Category is Boss Lady in Charge.
First up from Canadia, Pythia.
- We like to call her Sir Valence.
[laughter]
- I am Voya Rism.
I am the head of the spy agency.
Literally, it's on my head.
- I always feel like somebody's watching me.
[laughter]
From the Philippines, Eva Le Queen.
- Listen, it's before Labor Day somewhere.
[laughter]
- My name is Lady Orchid.
I know nothing about espionage,
but I'm good at making fake accents and lasagna.
- From down under, it's Kween Kong.
- Codename Chocolate Thunder from Down Under, doll.
And I'm the HBIC
of Tuck Around and Find Out, Motherfucker.
If you don't feel safe with me protecting your shores,
you're a dickhead.
- Sensing a pattern here.
- From Belgium, Athena Likis.
- NATO is gonna be hearing about this.
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, I think I'm busting it.
For me, a CEO is wearing a suit,
and mine is so well done.
It's fashion.
It's a bit deconstructed.
That represents my style drag.
- Hey, do you think that outfit's laced with something?
[laughter]
- From the UK, Kitty Scott-Claus.
- The name is Stone, Patsy 20-Stone.
Being an international style and fashion guru
is just my alias.
I'm really head of MI 12.5 and a master of disguise.
- Judi Dench, eat your heart out.
- [laughs]
- From Brazil, Miranda.
- I am Miranda San Diego, the boss of
Nonsense International Information Spies.
I'm here to keep an eye on hot nudes, bank infos,
and election interference.
- Putting that ass in Spyglass.
♪ ♪
- From Italy, Nehellenia.
- Why don't you come up to my Colosseum sometime?
- I'm Maria Rosa Carbonara,
the head of international organization PASTA--
Professional Agency of Spice, Talent, and Amazing, baby.
- Top secret?
Yeah, right.
- More like bottom secret.
- There we go, girl.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Start the music ♪
From the USA, Alyssa Edwards.
- She puts the D in LED.
- Yes, she does.
- It is my sole mission as the CEO
of the Secret Spy Agency
to protect our future before we self-destruct.
- I wonder if she can get Paramount+ in this case.
[laughter]
From Sweden, Veruca--
I mean, Vanity Vain.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- V. Vain is my name--
always dressed in black, highest heels I can find,
and with an attitude you cannot buy.
- Tinker, tailor, soldier, whore.
- [laughs]
From France, Soa de Muse.
- Bon-bon-bon-bon, bonjour, bonjour.
I'm Velma, the head of
the international organization BTM,
AKA "bottom."
- Bitch, pleats.
- [laughs]
From Mexico, Gala Varo.
- I'm Dr. Varo, the head spy
of Gorgeous Drag Queens Agency.
I'm here to develop a cure against ugliness
and bad fashion.
- Dame Judy Trench.
- Mm.
♪ ♪
Up next, from Germany,
Tessa Testicle. - Ooh.
- She has two testicles, but one eye.
- [laughs]
- My name is Ivanna Hump.
My mission: missionary.
My instinct: sharp as dagger.
I will cut you.
- Those heels are murder,
because you see, they're made of daggers.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- What a cut-up.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
Category is She-Vil Villain.
Up first, Pythia.
Ooh. - Oh.
- She is so two-faced.
- My evil plan is to dissolve
all fillers and Botox so I can finally
expose Brooke Lynn Hytes' real face.
[laughs evilly]
- Pythia, starring in "Phantom of the"...
- "Speculum."
[laughter]
- Up next, Eva Le Queen.
- My name is Reptilia.
I was accidentally sent to the Amazon
and was raised by the crocodiles.
I'm notorious for leaving the toothpaste cap off,
chewing loudly, and losing the remote control.
- She has scaled the heights of drag.
- She certainly has.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- Kween Kong.
- Now, that's a bush.
[laughter] - Uh-huh.
- My evil plan is to allure innocent men
with the essence of my fragrant bushes.
- Now, I've heard of wizard sleeves, but...
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Up next, Athena Likis.
- Ooh.
Creature from the Black Lagoon, Ru.
- More like Black "Lapoon."
[laughter]
- Hi, stupid humans.
I'm Aphrodite, the fishy villain
who's here to control all the men
by seducing them with my siren song.
- Bring back my gills.
Up next, Kitty Scott-Claus.
- Bra-barella gone bad.
I'm gonna take over the world
with these flaming tig ol' bitties.
No one can resist these
machine gun jubblies, sweetheart.
- You'd better be careful.
You're gonna burn somebody's eyes out
with those things.
[laughter]
Up next, Miranda.
- Oh, she ate that.
- Hello.
My name is Deep Throat.
I'm going to eat it all.
- She's definitely serving face.
- [laughs]
- Nehellenia.
- I'm Austina Power Bottom.
And I'm phony, baby.
Yeah.
- Remember the coronavirus?
Well, this is what she looks like now.
[laughter]
Representing the USA, Alyssa Edwards.
- I am the fallen dark swan, out for revenge
to the beast that stole my Swarovski tiara.
[laughs evilly]
- Why you gotta be black swan?
[laughter]
- Up next, Vanity Vain.
Hmm.
- Well, I'm the creature of the night.
That says it all.
I'll spike you, I'll finger you,
and I also might eat you.
- I definitely get the point. - Yes.
- [laughs]
- Soa de Muse.
- My name is... [speaking French]
My evil plan is to leave people gagged permanently.
- She's ready for the one-armed battle.
- [laughs]
- Representing Mexico, Gala Varo.
- Whoa.
- [speaking Spanish]
My evil plan is to inject my poison
in every drag queen around the world
to make them dumb and ugly.
- Party in the back.
- Uh-huh.
Next, Tessa Testicle.
Just one motherfuckin' testicle.
- [laughs]
- Ooh, the lady in red.
- Ooh.
- Carmen Sandieg-ho.
- It is I, the fashion killer.
My mission is to rid the world
of cargo shorts and cliffhangers.
When I'm good, I'm Gucci,
but when I'm bad, I'm drop the brim explosive.
♪ ♪
- What the kids are doing with anal beads these days.
[laughter]
- [laughing]
Category is International Queen of Mystery.
Up first, representing Canada, Pythia.
- This is the look that we had to make from scratch.
And I am honestly shocked that I was able to pull it together.
- Ooh, the devil made me do it.
- [laughs]
- It fits me like a glove.
It's squeaking.
It's gleaming.
It is perfect.
It's giving me all the Britney Spears fantasies.
I just love it.
- Oops, she did it again--
walked the runway.
[laughter]
- Representing the Philippines, Eva Le Queen.
- Mm.
- Oh, she's getting a call.
What?
It's gonna take more than 30 minutes for my pizza?
[laughter]
- There was so much love
and passion put into this work.
The drapings are draping in all the right places.
I have hand-sewn a bustier, motherfuckers.
I didn't hot glue any shit.
- It was Eva Le Queen with the brush on the runway.
[laughter]
- Representing Down Under, Kween Kong.
- I'm feeling mysterious down this runway.
The ponytail is so long and so full.
I made this look head-to-toe.
And I am really proud of every single bit of it, to be honest.
- What the kids are doing with anal beads these days.
[laughter]
- From Belgium, Athena Likis.
- You guys, has anyone seen my dog?
[laughter]
- She got away again.
- Oh, no.
- I'm giving very sexy spy
undercover in a cocktail party.
The aesthetic is nice.
The construction-- well, not so nice.
- From the UK, Kitty Scott-Claus.
- Ooh.
- Telephone call for Miss Claus.
- Oh.
Now, that's what I call a hotline.
- [laughs]
- It's Agent Kitty Scott-Claus.
Oh, look at me.
I think it's so cute and gorgeous
and glam and sexy.
♪ ♪
- From Brazil, Miranda LaWanda Page Brooks.
- Reference for this look-- it's Daphne from "Scooby Doo."
The color, the hair.
I'm proud about my face cover.
I like to cover myself, like disguise.
- There's those le-brows.
[laughter]
- From Italy, Nehellenia.
Dusted.
- [laughs]
- I'm very proud of this
because the shape of the body is on point.
The cape is, like, flawless.
Yeah, I'm a spy, but I'm cute.
- Representing the United States of America,
Alyssa Edwards.
- Alyssa, when I said send me nudes,
this is not what I meant.
[laughter]
- The secret is officially out.
The goddess of tongue pops is back, back, back again.
[tongue pops]
- Tans, tans, tans across the board.
[laughter]
From Sweden, Vanity Vain.
Oh, my goodness.
Get a load of those meatballs.
- Ooh.
- Eyes wide shut, but legs wide open.
- Uh-huh.
- I think I look gorgeous.
I feel like such a sexy spy.
Can you see Anna Nicole Smith?
I see it.
Ugh.
- Soa de Muse from France.
- Hot damn.
That's the largest foreskin I've ever seen.
[laughter]
- You have some green.
You have some mechanic things.
I have this detail, you know, with these lenses.
I tried to do my best,
but in the same time, I'm proud I do a dress.
[RuPaul's "Spotlight"]
- ♪ Baby, come on ♪
From Mexico, Gala Varo.
- I'm the dangerous lady.
I made four pieces,
even though it was my fourth time sewing.
So I'm really proud of me.
- Hair by Michelle Visage.
- Totally. - Yeah.
[laughter]
- From Germany, Tessa T.
Oh, have you read the morning papers?
- What does it say?
- Oh, Tessa is all the rage.
- [laughs]
- Walking down this runway,
it is a little rough around the edges,
but from the back row,
she looks good.
- Now starring in "Miss Congeniality 3:
Revenge of the Crimping Iron."
[laughter]
Welcome, queens.
all: Hi.
- Global All Star rules are in full effect.
Starting tonight, I will choose
the top All Star of the week
and reward them with a cash tip of $10,000.
- Yes. [applause]
- That's nice.
- The bottom two will lip sync.
And then I'll ask one of you to sashay away.
When I call your name, please step forward.
Eva Le Queen.
Kween Kong.
Kitty Scott-Claus.
Nehellenia.
Vanity Vain.
Gala Varo.
Ladies, you are all safe to slay another day.
- Ooh. Sorry.
- You may leave the stage.
♪ ♪
- Tessa, I'm sorry.
This dress is shit.
[tense music]
- [laughing]
Ladykins, you represent
the tops and bottoms of the week.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
Up first, Pythia.
- I was blown away by all three looks.
The first one--the fit,
the idea, the cut, the tailoring.
- And the cameras in your hair
just took it to the next level.
I loved every single thing that you did.
Your She-Vil Villain look was fun, and it told a story.
So good.
- And then this--
and you made this yourself.
Now, I know firsthand how difficult this material is
to work with, but you're clearly
somebody who is a seamstress and knows
exactly what they're doing.
And it paid off for you tonight.
- Wow, Pythia.
This was a great challenge for you.
And what do you have in that bizarre valise?
- You know what, Ru?
I don't see how that's any of your business.
[laughter]
- Well, now, sashay away.
[laughter]
- Goodbye.
[laughter]
- No, a great night for you.
- Thank you, Ru.
- Up next, Athena Likis.
- Your Boss Lady in Charge look--
I loved it.
It was so fun.
- I think we saw a lot of spikes,
which sort of made all of those She-Vil looks
seem like a first thought idea,
so I would love to have seen you push that
a little bit further. - Yeah.
You know, the first look that you had,
that silhouette was really, really chic.
And I think the issue I have with this outfit is
because it's symmetric,
it doesn't feminize your body enough.
Compared to some of the other garments here,
it wasn't up to par.
- Thank you.
- Up next, Miranda.
- I really wanna compliment you on your concepts
in your first two looks.
- When you came out,
the silhouette alone killed me.
I mean, it was incredible.
You're spicy, and I get it.
And every time you come out, you give me something new.
And I appreciate that.
- Your She-Vil Villain look-- you're kooky and crazy,
and you love to be colorful.
And I love that about you.
I just thought you tend to overwhelm yourself with fabric.
So I lost you in that.
Tonight, again, there's a lot of fabric there.
And I don't want you to keep covering yourself.
- I thought you did great in the first two looks.
This was not my favorite.
- That second outfit--
it felt out of place in that category.
It did not seem like a She-Vil Villain.
It was beautiful, though.
- Thank you so much. - All right.
Thank you.
Up next, Alyssa Edwards.
- That Boss Lady in Charge look gave me "Matrix 5.0."
It was gorgeous.
Even this one on the runway tonight,
it felt right.
It felt like you gave us leg.
You know them legs are amazing.
- Your second look, the She-Vil She-Villain,
it just shows how far you've come from season 5.
And what's so amazing about you is the way
you present yourself.
There is so much strength and star power in the room
when you hit the stage.
And it is unforgettable.
And that's why you're you.
- The first outfit--
fantastic.
Second outfit was exquisite.
Here you are.
You know, you have a history of--
if I remember correctly,
Santino said it was the ugliest outfit
ever performed on this stage.
- Well, where's Santino now?
- Yeah. [laughter]
- Motherfucker, here I am.
Where are you at? - OK.
[laughter]
- Well done, Miss Alyssa Edwards.
- Thank you very much.
- Up next, Soa de Muse.
- Your Boss Lady in Charge look, Soa,
that was probably my favorite.
Your She-Vil Villain,
I loved the manga of it all,
but it did borderline on cosplay for me.
- And then tonight on the runway,
I felt that this look felt like you were going to the club
instead of the runway.
- You have to take it to that next level.
You have to make it superstar.
And that's really what we're looking for.
- Thank you.
- Tessa T., Michelle V.
- Your Boss Lady in Charge, I just loved it.
I loved the fit of that suit.
And it was structured beautifully.
- I absolutely loved it.
I loved the details, the epaulets,
the red piping on the jacket.
It all worked.
- Your second look, the She-Vil She-Villain,
there was an element of danger to it.
I really liked that.
I said, I don't wanna mess with her now.
- Now, this look-- - All right.
Now, go easy on me.
- OK. Are you a sewer, Tessa?
- I sure am.
- So I love the color on you.
You can see where the latex is pulling on the corset.
- In this third look,
I'm a little confused by the storyline.
And that was surprising because your first two
storylines were so clear.
- There are problems.
You know, are those your breasts or your testicles?
- They are my testicles...
- Ah. - All taped up.
- OK.
That explains the lopsidedness.
- [laughs] - Thank you, Tessie T.
- Thank you so much, Mama.
- Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck in the Werk Room,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
[engine revving]
[tense music]
- We're back in Untucked, and I am feeling
so relieved to be safe.
I'm joking. I knew I would be safe.
Look at what the rest are wearing.
[gags] - Well, look.
Who do we think is on the top and on the bottom?
- Pythia, clearly, is the one with Alyssa too.
- Alyssa, top. Yeah.
- I'm glad about that.
- Who do we think is going home?
- I can see Tessa in the bottom.
- I think Tessa and Soa.
- OK. - OK.
- And for me, it's Tessa clearly in the bottom,
and I think Athena.
- What if they gag us and they come back
and Tessa is in the top? - Yeah, no.
That's what I'm thinking. - Oh.
- [laughter]
[indistinct chatter]
- Walking back into Untucked,
I'm just so happy with the judges' critiques.
And I'm just gonna bottle this all up.
- All right, girls, how are you doing?
What's going on?
- They told me that they really loved
my first two runways.
- Do you think you're safe tonight
or potentially in the bottom?
- No, I'm not in the bottom.
[tense music]
Did somebody say I was a flop?
Am I that delusional?
- Pythia, how about you, babes?
[laughter]
- All the edges were rough.
The boobs were not matching.
I think Tessa has been just a bit delusional.
- What about you, Athena?
- I'm not a sewer. We can see it.
It makes me so sad to be, like, the first in the bottom.
- And who do you think you need to be
in the bottom instead of you?
- I would take you, Tessa. I'm sorry.
This dress is shit.
[laughter]
- The claws are out.
The girls are fighting, and I am loving it.
[laughter]
- You just put fabric on a corset you had,
the bra you had, and a skirt you had.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's not do that.
- But it's true.
- I pieced together a corset and a skirt.
And that takes a lot of craftsmanship.
- [laughs]
- And then to--
[laughter]
- Girl. - It's OK.
You can laugh harder in the lip sync.
- Someone pass me the popcorn.
This is getting good.
Go, go, go.
Fight, fight, fight.
♪ ♪
- [laughing]
Welcome back, All Stars.
Based on your three
International Queen of Mystery ball looks,
I've made some decisions.
[rock music]
Alyssa Edwards, now it can be told.
You did not come to play.
Pythia, oops, you did it again.
Condragulations.
You're the winner of this week's challenge.
[cheering]
- Thank you so much.
- You've won a cash prize of $10,000.
[cheering]
- Money, honey.
- Alyssa, you are safe.
The two of you may step to the back of the stage.
- Well done. - Yes, girl.
- Thank you.
- Tessa Testicle.
Tonight, you had a ball.
A lopsided ball.
[laughter]
You are safe.
You may step to the back of the stage.
- Thank you so much.
[dramatic music]
- Tessa's first two looks saved her from the bottom
because that pink hot mess just isn't it.
- Athena, your International Queen of Mystery look
remains a mystery.
Miranda, you fought the dress, and the dress won.
Soa, you're a great queen,
but when it comes to your
International Queen of Mystery look,
we spy room for improvement.
♪ ♪
Miranda...
♪ ♪
You are safe.
You may join the other girls.
- Thank you. I love you.
- It's really hard to be in the bottom with Soa
because she's my friend.
So I'm feeling so sad.
- Two Global All Stars stand before me.
In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay,
which means stay,
and one of you to sashay away.
The final decision is mine to make.
♪ ♪
Ladykins, this is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself from elimination.
♪ ♪
The time has come for you
to lip sync for your life.
[dramatic music]
- Soa is not gonna hold back with this lip sync.
And when it comes to lip syncing competition,
there's no more friendship.
- That bitch--no, no.
I'm not gonna go home.
And you know it.
You know, baby, you know.
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
[Olivia Rodrigo's "bad idea right?"]
- ♪ Haven't heard from you in a couple of months ♪
♪ But I'm out right now and I'm all fucked up ♪
♪ And you're calling my phone ♪
♪ You're all alone ♪
♪ And I'm sensing some undertone ♪
♪ And I'm right here with all my friends ♪
♪ You're sending me your new address ♪
♪ And I know we're done ♪
♪ I know we're through ♪
♪ But God, when I look at you ♪
♪ My brain goes, ah ♪
♪ Can't hear my thoughts ♪
♪ I cannot hear my thoughts ♪
♪ Like blah, blah, blah ♪
♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ♪
♪ Should probably ♪
♪ I should probably, probably not ♪
♪ Seeing you tonight ♪
♪ It's a bad idea, right ♪
♪ Seeing you tonight ♪
♪ It's a bad idea, right ♪
♪ Seeing you tonight ♪
♪ It's a bad idea, right ♪
♪ Seeing you tonight ♪
♪ Fuck it, it's fine ♪
♪ Yes, I know that he's my ex ♪
♪ But can't two people reconnect ♪
♪ I only see him as a friend ♪
♪ The biggest lie I ever said ♪
♪ Oh, yes, I know that he's my ex ♪
♪ But can't two people reconnect ♪
♪ I only see him as a friend ♪
♪ I just tripped and fell into his bed ♪
♪ Oh, yes, I know that he's my ex ♪
♪ Can't two people reconnect ♪
- Hey.
♪ ♪
♪ The biggest lie I ever said ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I just tripped and fell into his bed ♪
♪ My brain goes, ah ♪
♪ It goes, ah ♪
♪ The biggest lie I ever said ♪
♪ My brain goes, ah ♪
♪ It goes, ah ♪
♪ I just tripped and fell into his bed ♪
[cheering]
- Let's go. Let's go.
- That was so good. - Whoo!
- Y'all ate that.
- Work, bitch.
- Great, ladies.
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
Soa de Muse...
shantay, you stay.
♪ ♪
You may join the other girls.
- For that, I'm happy, but in the same time,
I lose one of my sisters.
- Athena Likis, my queen,
you are and will always be an international icon.
Now sashay away.
- Bye.
I think I'm about to cry.
And I'm walking to the exit door like a supermodel.
Already? But I'm still jet-lagged.
Bye. [laughter]
- We love you, lady. - Well done.
[laughter]
- Condragulations, All Stars.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen.
- All right.
Now let the music play.
♪ Winner, baby ♪
[RuPaul's "I'm a Winner, Baby"]
♪ Winner, baby ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Winner, baby ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm a winner ♪
[laughing]
- Next time on "RuPaul's Global All Stars"...
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you'll form three girl groups.
- Ooh. - Yay.
- [squeals] I love this challenge.
- I just got lost with this.
Like, what the fuck am I doing?
- You've got the talent.
You've got the voice.
You've got it all, kiddo.
- I don't know that you stacked up
as well as your sisters did.
- ♪ Can you feel the love ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪