- ♪ MTV ♪
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
we're throwing the International
Queen of Mystery Ball.
- Pythia, can you help me, please?
- Yeah, sure.
I mean, it is kind of funny that a lot of them
have come to "Global All Stars,"
and you still don't know how to sew!
- I may not have sewing experience,
but I'm gonna sell it like it's haute couture.
- Pythia, condragulations.
You're the winner of this week's challenge.
Athena, Soa,
Lip Sync for Your Life!
Athena Likis, sashay away.
- Bye.
- Miss girl. - [sighs]
Girl. Wow. - That was a lot.
- Athena was just sent home.
Bitch, this is real fucking life now.
This is "Drag Race."
- I've known Athena before, and obviously
she's like my Greek sister, but I love you too.
You know that.
So it was very hard to watch you both in the bottom,
but you turned it out, and I'm happy
that you're still here, at least.
[laughs] - OK.
But let me tell you something, babies,
this shit is real.
Obviously, it's good to win a lip sync,
but in the same times, I lose one of my sister.
- I was really praying for you to win this
because you've helped so many girls here
to slay another day.
Your kindness was returned to you at $10,000 U.S.
[cheers and applause]
- Get those coins, girl. Yeah.
- How's that for congeniality prize?
- It's not gonna be congeniality
'cause I'm gonna win the crown.
[laughter]
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Global All Stars" will receive
a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
and a grand prize of $200,000.
With extra special guest judge Ross Mathews.
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
- Let's go!
It's a new day in the Werk Room!
- It's a new day in the Werk Room,
and I survived the first lip sync, so let's go.
Mm-hmm.
Congratulations, Pythia.
[cheers and applause]
- And then next time, maybe you can help me?
- I mean, you created something gorgeous from absolute scratch,
which is more than some other girls.
- Ooh! - Oh, my God.
Stop talking about Tessa. [laughter]
- Well, am I wrong?
- Pythia, that was so last week.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Ruff, ruff.
- Oh, I built something on top of a corset.
It looked lovely.
And stood right next to the gals who said this is
what they do for a living.
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- Some girls got the eye and not the teeth.
I think some girls thought this was just
like a make-a-dress challenge, but I think they forgot
they had to wear it and sell it.
And I sold the hell out of mine.
I can't wait till the dance, though.
- Oh, yes, baby.
- Because I'm gonna really give some of y'all some critiques.
- Right.
- I think the one thing that I'm really
excited for, we know how--
[alarm blaring]
Oh, my gosh! Speaking of excitement.
- Let's get it on!
- All-stars.
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony,
but ain't nobody got time for that!
So I bestow upon each of you the power of auto-tune,
because sisters are doing it for whom?
[auto-tuned singing] Themselves!
[laughter]
- We are going to have to sing and probably dance.
[speaking Portuguese]
[bell dings]
- [gasps] - Hello, hello, hello.
[cheers and applause]
Everybody say "love." all: Love!
- [laughs] I love it.
Now for this week's Maxi Challenge,
you'll form three girl groups
battling for the top of the international charts
with a new "Drag Race" banger, "Say Love."
[applause]
#GlobalAllStars.
- Ah! I love this challenge.
I'm perfect for a girl group.
- First, to pick team captains,
I want you to write down what you think
is the population of your country.
- What? - Oh.
- Population? Who cares?
Only one matters. Mm.
- The three queens who come the closest
without going over will be our team captains.
All right. Show us your country.
OK.
Now, I'm no mathematician,
but these all look incorrect.
[laughter]
The three queens that came the closest
are Kween Kong with 18.4 million
under the actual number.
- Sorry, Australia. - Miranda...
- Ooh. - Oh.
- You are 3.4 million under the number you wrote.
And the closest is Vanity Vain...
- Ooh. - Wow.
- Who is just 512,000 under the actual number.
- Thousand. Wow. - Wow.
- I am the queen captain because I can do math.
- Oh, and Alyssa, you're over by 99.7 billion.
[laughter]
- Ooh, I told you, girl.
- I counted all the multiple personalities
in the United States of America.
- OK.
- We're being ran by them right now.
[laughter]
- All right.
- I needed to phone a friend.
[laughter]
- All right.
Now it's time to pick teams.
Vanity Vain, who do you want in your girl group?
- I'm gonna choose Kitty.
- Ooh.
- Great taste, honey. - Yes.
- Great taste.
- She's funny as fuck, and I am not.
- Miranda, your turn.
- Let's go Miss Alyssa.
I want to step out of my comfort zone,
so I want to do a great choreo.
I have maybe the best teacher,
Miss Alyssa.
- Kween Kong, your turn.
- Come on, Miss Soa. - Let's go, baby.
- Hey, baby.
After seeing her struggle last week,
I feel like I need to go, "get your shit together."
- Vanity. - Gala.
- Yay! - Come on, Miss Eva.
- Yeah!
- Come on, Pythia. Let's go. Come on.
- Let's do it.
- Please, don't let me be the last.
I think I proved that I can sing and dance.
I'm perfect for this challenge.
- Come, my little pasta lady.
- [chuckles]
- That means Tessa T, you are on Miranda's team.
- I didn't want to be on a team with Vanity.
I didn't want to be on a team with Kween Kong.
Girl, I got what I wanted. I'm gucc.
- Now, each of you needs to write your own
original solo verse
in whichever language you choose
about something or someone that you love.
Next, each group will come up with a name, style a hot look,
and create their own choreography.
- Nice. - Let's go.
- Thank you. Create something.
Not sewing.
And that shit? It's for me.
- Now, there are three different mixes
of the song "Say Love":
the Latinx mix...
- ♪ Love ♪
- The Europop mix...
- ♪ Everybody say love ♪
- And the K-pop mix.
- ♪ Everybody, everybody ♪
Now tomorrow, you'll make your girl group
debuts on the main stage,
and on the runway, category is Color My World.
We will be looking for at least two colorful reveals.
- Ooh.
- All-stars, start your engines,
and may the best global glamazon win.
[cheers and applause]
- This is my time to shine.
Girl groups, spice up your fucking life.
- Kitty pussy spice.
- Team Miranda.
- This week's Maxi Challenge is the iconic
girl group challenge.
- Pythia, I know that you did really well in your challenges,
and your musical you won.
You did good in the girl group challenge as well.
You're very creative.
- I was in the top in my girl group challenge,
but it was pretty easy.
It was like a little country dance.
Dancing is not my strong point. - I'm a choreographer.
Like I'm a performer down.
Like, this is my thing. - I'm very happy.
- Like, I won my girl group challenge.
- Same.
I win mine, too. - Right.
- Yeah, I have my cabaret in France.
That is my thing, to sing and to perform on stage.
- I'm very happy with the team I ended up with.
They are both very, very strong performers,
so I hope I don't fall back or weigh them down.
- I missed the girl group by one challenge.
- OK. - I was voted out, and...
- Oh, yeah.
- I had to sit at home and watch the iconic
"Read You, Wrote You," going, "Oh, my gosh,
that was The Pussycat Dolls." - That was iconic.
- Did you all get to do the girl group on your seasons?
- No. - I did in the first episode.
I have to say, it's not for me.
It was a group singing and dancing challenge.
It was not such a good moment for me.
I was almost in the bottom.
- On my season, we actually had a Eurovision,
but we called it the Dragovision.
- Oh, fun. - And it went very well for me.
- Did you win? - No.
- [chuckles]
So I was in the losing girl group in my team.
- Oh, my God. - But that was not your fault.
- No, definitely not.
I was, like, the best thing in that.
To win the girl group challenge would be such
a redemption moment for me.
To think that, like, I was in the losing group last time.
I feel like I was robbed, and I could win this.
- Everyone dance here, right?
- I dance. Yeah. - I can move.
- [laughs] - That's fun.
Every group needs a Michelle.
- Yeah. Visage? [chuckles]
- I have a cool name idea.
- Huh?
- M-E-A-T. Fresh MEAT.
[dramatic whooshing]
[laughter]
- We the Vibes? - The Vibes.
- "Divine" but "D'Vybe."
- D'Vybe. D'Vybe. - No.
all: D'Vybe.
- D--D'Vybe. - No!
- D'Vybe is kind of cute.
all: D'Vybe.
- I like that. I like it.
I think we found it. - Oh, my God.
I've got it. I've got it.
- What?
- Back Door Girls.
Like the Backstreet Boys.
- But the ass. - But the ass.
- Go with that. Go with that.
[laughter]
- Ask your mother. [chuckles]
- I just get lost with this.
- I just hope Vanity remembers it because
she is not buggering this up for me.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna write about cheesy chips
because there's nothing I love more.
"Hot and steamy on my lips.
I just bloody love cheesy chips."
- Nice, bitch. - Mm.
- I'm a very big fan of anime, so I'm very into that.
- I'm gonna write about cock.
[bell dings]
- If we have fun, people will see
that we have fun.
They would have fun, and we will just--
- Well, you know what's even more funner?
- Uh-huh? - "Funner"?
- If we win this challenge.
Every time you're on stage in front of Ru,
it's an opportunity for you to shine.
I'll take safe over being in the bottom,
but I definitely didn't come here for that.
- Feel like for me, I want to take it,
like, really a personal approach,
and think, what do I love about myself
and how can that message sort of empower people
that are gonna listen to it.
Because it's gonna be like, when people listen to it,
they go, "Oh, my God, I love that about me too."
I love my big ass, or I love my size 15 feet.
- Ha-ha.
And he goes in, out.
- We're gonna spice it up. - Spice it a little bit.
- We've seen pop.
We've seen, like, whatever that is.
Um...
So we're gonna just deliver something new, baby.
That's what we do. That's what I do.
- Yeah. - Let's do this.
- Bring it to the runway, Team Miranda!
- In this moment when we have to come up with the choreo,
I delegate this to Alyssa because I know
she can do amazing things. But can we?
- One, two, three, four. Again.
Now, my girl group wants to be challenged,
so I'm going to give them the choreography
and the material. Everybody, one, two, three.
But it's up to each one of us to remember
that we are a chain,
and if you've got a weak link, the chain is no longer strong.
- Great. - One more time.
- One, two. - Once again.
- Tessa, keep those feet underneath you.
You got it, mama.
Use those long gazelle legs, honey.
- Ah! - Girl.
- No, ma'am.
Like, girl, what the hell is she doing?
Tessa is gonna walk this way. - All right.
- Hold on, Tessa.
Face forward, baby.
Tessa, step back and watch. Just watch.
- Yeah, OK.
"Tessa, why is your leg so crooked?"
- Tessa, arms down tight.
- "Tessa, why is your arms so lanky?"
- Head down tight. - "Tessa, tighten that core."
I love this for me,
but it's also fucking hard. Damn.
[laughs]
- We're gonna work until we get it.
- OK. - All right.
- To be quite frank, I hope that we are judged
individually rather than a group.
I can't end up near the bottom.
My very first girl group challenge,
I'm going all-in and full out.
And that's a wrap, DJ.
- And I need some water!
- ♪ All right ♪
- Let's go. - We're on the stage!
Are we ready to bring D'Vybe?
- Yep. - Let's start from the top.
So straight off the bat, I'm taking control.
I'm unapologetically doing this
because I am really confident.
We have got minimal time, and so I want to, like,
throw things at the girls,
just see how far I can push them.
- This is hard. OK.
[tense music]
You know, I'm a little nervous.
I hope I can keep up with Soa and Kween.
- Hey, hey.
Soa is picking up everything that I'm throwing at her.
We are cut from the same cloth,
so that's really easy to work with.
- The first movement is the left one.
OK, got you. - Right leg, right leg.
- I think Soa and Kween can see that I'm struggling
a bit with the steps in the choreo,
so I think they've started simplifying it for me.
- Arm, leg, step. - Cool.
All I can hope for is I don't disappoint them.
♪ ♪
- Let's go.
Let's do it. - Let's do it.
Right, OK.
- I'm so excited.
Oh, baby, finally I'm in my element.
Choreo, don't worry.
I thinking about just something.
One, and then one, then one, then one.
- Like canon. Yeah. - Canon, yeah.
- I'm gonna wait and see
what the other girls do in regards to the choreography.
If it's like the blind leading the blind,
I'm gonna step in. - Who's the first one?
- I don't know.
- In the middle and in front, I think.
- Yeah.
- Oh, thank you, Nelly. That was shit.
Let me have a go. Yeah, perfect.
- Yeah. - Bom, and da, da, da, da, da.
Gala, arm straight.
Vanity, try and keep up. - Oh, nice.
- Like Shakira, Shakira.
♪ Everybody say love ♪
Yeah, lovely.
- I just get lost with this.
I have to have lyrics.
I cannot count in my head like five, six.
- Sure.
- I'm so fucking disappointed at myself.
I'm just in my head.
Like, what the fuck am I doing?
Whenever I do choreo that I've not created,
it feels like I have four left feet.
- I just hope Vanity remembers it.
I'm gonna make sure she stays up
all night practicing this choreography
because she is not buggering this up for me.
And we need to make sure if the arm's here
and here, they're here and here,
not there and there, you know?
- I have to get it in my muscles, you know?
- Sure. - Marinate it a little.
- Yeah, me too.
- Because I don't think everyone here think I'm good.
- Who doesn't? - Someone.
- What? - Say the name.
- [gasps] - [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- It's a new day.
- So excited. - [hums melody]
- Today we're getting ready for our girl group
challenge performances.
- So how are you girls feeling?
- I'm really excited?
You know, Alyssa really trained us
really good last night.
There are lots of movements, lots of transitions,
but, you know, we love a good challenge.
How about you?
- I'm not a dancer, first of all,
but I figured it out, and I'm really excited now.
I feel confident. It's gonna be so fun.
Singing is what I do, so... - Yes.
- This is gonna be great.
- Yeah, we got to play to our strengths.
- Exactly.
- Me, I'm just gonna be pretty there.
How about you?
[laughs] How about you, Miranda?
What are you going to serve?
- Girl, I was very excited because I was hoping to work
with Alyssa and you guys. - Yeah.
- But now I feel excited and proud.
Like, what we did in the rehearsals last night
was amazing. I'm in pain.
Yes, I'm in pain, but I'm also in glory.
- Yeah. - To be able to dance.
So for me, it's huge.
I have to battle with my body every single day,
but this is the time I will pretend that it's not hurting.
I will put my biggest smile, and I'm ready.
I'm motherfucking ready.
- How did you find working with the girls?
You had a lot of non-dancers. - Mm-hmm.
Miranda was really good about just letting me
take the lead, the artistic vision.
- Amazing.
- But I was really impressed with how open
and vulnerably honest they were
with sharing themself.
They could have easily just said,
"No, girl, this isn't it." - Period.
- You know, this is too hard. - Yes.
- You know, Miranda is going through--
you know, it's hard for one side of her body.
- Yeah, I had no idea. - She was so in it.
She just dove right in. Didn't let that hold her back.
- Yeah. Period.
- And I'm just-- I'm really proud.
So, I mean, it's all gonna boil down to
what it looks like on this stage in front of Ru
and how we all deliver. - Exactly. Yeah.
- You know, because we don't know
if we're going to be judged individually or as a team.
- Exactly, and this could tip it,
because if the whole group's good,
you know what I mean?
If the chemistry is right, the whole group
could probably win, you know? - Yeah.
- There's a lot at stake, girl. - There's a lot.
- Girl.
- Vanity was, yesterday, so in her head.
- She was actually-- they're like,
"Everyone needs to calm down. Everyone needs to calm down."
It's like, babe, we are calm. You're the one that's not calm.
- Yeah.
I feel that kind of a weird energy
because Vanity is so stressed
and she has so much pressure on her.
So maybe if the judges can see that,
she can be in risk to go home.
- I can't lose another girl group challenge.
I'll be, like, mortified.
I'm in a girl group, and then I've done "Drag Race" twice
and lost it both times. Like, that's embarrassing.
- I want to show also to the other girls
that I'm good, because I don't think
everyone here think I'm good.
- Who doesn't? - Someone.
- What? - Say the names.
- No, I don't want to say the name.
- Come on. YOLO.
Oh, Nelly, this is so boring.
Just say their names.
Miranda.
- No, she's so kind. - Alyssa.
- Maybe. - [gasps]
- But I don't know. No.
I don't know. - Kween.
- Maybe. - So that's a yes.
Grow a pair of balls, tuck 'em up your ass,
and let's do drag.
[plucky orchestral music]
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
[upbeat pop music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
- ♪ Cover girl ♪
- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Global All Stars."
Michelle Visage.
Now, any truth to the rumor that your girl group
Seduction is reuniting?
- Actually, I'm reuniting with myself,
and I'm calling the group Reduction.
- [laughs]
He puts the D in "love."
It's Jamal Sims.
- [laughs]
I'm not sure what that means, but I'll take it.
- And the hilarious Ross Matthews.
Welcome home, darling. - Thank you.
- Now, Ross, what's your love language?
- Pig Latin.
[laughter]
- Oink, oink. - [snorts]
- This week, we challenged our queens
to form three hot girl groups
as they spread love around the globe.
And tonight on the runway, category is Color My World.
All-stars, start your engines,
and may the best global glamazon win.
[upbeat music]
Escándalo.
It's the Latinx mix of "Say Love" by D'Vybe.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Everybody say la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-love ♪
♪ Everybody say ♪
- [Singing in French]
- ♪ Everybody say ♪
- ♪ Gonna tell it, tell it, tell it all ♪
♪ Baby, it's my time to remind you ♪
♪ Everybody say la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-love ♪
[singing in Spanish]
♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-love ♪
♪ Baby, don't be shy ♪
♪ If you feel it, don't you keep it deep inside ♪
♪ Everybody say la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-love ♪
- ♪ We can say love ♪
♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ Gonna tell it, tell it, tell it all ♪
♪ Baby, it's my turn to remind you ♪
♪ Everybody say ♪ - [laughs]
- ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-love ♪
[singing in Spanish]
♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-love ♪
♪ Baby, don't be shy ♪
♪ If you feel it, don't you keep it ♪
♪ Deep inside ♪
♪ Everybody say ♪
♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-love ♪
- Hey! - ♪ Everybody say ♪
- ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-love ♪
- ♪ Say love ♪
- I like Kween's group.
I like the style and the essence,
but Destiny must have lost her children.
I don't know what was going on over there with Miss Canada.
- [laughs]
- ♪ Ooh ♪
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- This is the global premiere of "Say Love,"
the K-pop mix by Fresh M-E-A-T.
- Yes, queens!
♪ ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Tell you what, what, what ♪
♪ Turn it up, up, up, hey! ♪
♪ Everybody say love ♪
♪ Everybody, everybody say love, everybody ♪
♪ It's your turn, and don't you break it ♪
♪ Just say words, step right up and take it ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Like ooh, ooh ♪
- There's a lot going on here.
Boom, boom, boom. Isolations, choreography.
I mean, it's-- it's great.
Well, it would be great if everyone did it.
- ♪ Say love, everybody ♪
♪ It's your turn, and don't you break it ♪
♪ Just say words, step right up and take it ♪
- ♪ L-O, L-O, L-O, L-O ♪ - ♪ Rise, queen ♪
- L-O, L-O, L-O-- - ♪ Everybody say ♪
- What?
Oh, she been loving herself.
Now, everybody say "love" with us.
all: Love!
- She's been loving herself. - Amore.
[laughter, applause]
- ♪ And once you got that click ♪
♪ I'm getting on the [bleep] ♪
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- Watch out, world.
It's "Say Love," the Europop mix
by the Back Door Gals.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Ah, everybody say ♪
- [singing in Swedish]
- [laughs] - ♪ Ah, everybody say ♪
- ♪ It's a word with meaning ♪
♪ We can't speak enough ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Everybody say love ♪
♪ Use it day or night or however you like ♪
♪ You can say it twice or sing it a million times ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Everybody say ♪
- Yeah!
- ♪ Ah, everybody say ♪
- Love.
- [laughs]
- ♪ It's a word with meaning ♪
- [laughs] - ♪ We can't speak enough ♪
- Say it louder, now.
[vocalizing]
♪ Everybody say love ♪
♪ Use it day or night ♪
- Night. - Papi.
- I like it. - ♪ You can say it twice ♪
- Twice.
- ♪ Or sing it out a million times ♪
- ♪ A million times ♪
- [speaks Swedish] - Love.
- [speaks Spanish] - Ah.
[laughter, applause]
- I thought it's gonna be, like, cheesy, and like,
bah, bah, bah, but no.
It was amazing.
- ♪ Cause you're a star, baby ♪
- Category is Color My World.
From Mexico, Gala Varo.
- I'm serving Frida Kahlo fantasy.
Her cover of "Vogue."
- I ain't Frida no ghosts. [laughter]
- Their painting, "The Two Fridas."
- Frida Kahlo in the streets, and a slut in the sheets.
- And I finished with the broken back
with that bloody heart.
- Yeah. - Oh.
- Oh, I get it. It's performance art.
- [laughs]
- At least she's an organ donor.
[laughter]
- From the Philippines, Eva Le Queen.
- Ooh, this look is Maleficent.
- I am serving you evil queen and villains.
- I'm too horny.
[laughter]
- The inspiration for this look
is to pay homage to my evil queen roots.
- I've never seen an eggplant ripen.
- Do not accept an apple from this woman.
- You said apple, right? - Yes.
- And I'm giving you Cruella in a beautiful
red-sequined gown.
- She got 101 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
[laughter]
- Now that's a Cruella reveal. - Uh-huh.
From Brazil, Miranda. - Oh, she's a soccer mom.
- I'm in blue, pretending I'm this small boy
playing with balls.
I reveal my pretty little pink dress.
- Papa, don't preach.
She's keeping the baby.
[laughter]
Well, hello, Dolly.
[laughter]
- And then I become the non-binary flag.
The message for this runway.
This is that we have to develop
our thinking about gender a little bit more.
♪ ♪
- From Germany, Tessa T.
- Today I'm giving you a little bit of jester.
You know, these sad little clowns
that are kind of slutty, kind of sexy.
- You should really adjust your medications.
- I heard Tessa's the big top of the circus.
[laughter]
- And then I'm giving you full-on slut.
- Oh, look, it's Ho-zo the Clown.
- Orange you glad I'm fucking nuts?
[laughter]
- [vocalizing]
- From the United States of America,
Alyssa Edwards.
- Oh, I'm not just coloring my world,
but I'm coloring the entire globe.
- Don't look directly at it. - [laughs]
Oh, she's got the sun in the morning
and the moon at night.
- The sun, the moon, and the stars.
- She reveals anymore, she's gonna show us Uranus.
[laughter] - Twinkle, twinkle, bitch.
- You're a star, baby.
- From France, Soa de Muse.
- The first look, it's a ghost of opera.
- She's got a splitting headache.
- The second, it's the Valkyrie, the opera singer.
- She ain't no Valhalla-back girl.
- But I take everything, and I'm in pink.
It's a tribute to my best friend, Nina,
who has this crazy rainbow hair.
I feel so beautiful.
- From Canada, Pythia.
It looks like it cost an arm and a leg.
- It did.
- My look, it's a monster that lives under my bed.
[laughs]
My second look, it's the evil eye symbol
in Greece. The mati.
- Does anybody have eyes on Pythia?
[laughter]
- Crochet away.
[laughter]
- The last one is a combination of everything
that makes me me.
It's very club kid, very quirky,
very weird, very fun. - Stitch, stitch, bitch.
[laughter]
- From Sweden, Vanity Vain.
- Well, it's obvious that Vanity takes pride in her coat.
- Uh-huh.
- I'm just serving you pride flag after pride flag
after pride flag.
My runway is for everyone who walked before me.
- Oh!
- And everyone who's gonna walk after me.
- Coco Chanel said you should take one thing off,
but this is ridiculous!
- The last look is very Vanity with the latex bodysuit.
- Now off comes the leg.
- This is one of my proudest runways.
- From down under, Kween Kong.
- I didn't know she was a furry.
[laughter]
- I am serving a kind of hot pink yeti
meets club kid times the prince who was a frog.
- Oh, hi, Jughead. - Oh.
- Equals hybrid gorilla Kween Kong.
[laughs]
So my final reveal is a nice puss bodysuit,
and I'm about to color my world silver.
- Ooh. - Say it, don't spray it.
- Yes, Kween Graffiti-titi. - [laughs]
- You know what her favorite kind of condom is?
- No, what? - Ribbit for her pleasure.
[laughter]
- From Italy, Nehellenia.
- I'm wearing this beautiful cape.
It's like coral reef.
And now I become a pink jellyfish.
- I wasn't ready for that jelly.
- No.
Oh, look, it's whore-y Dory.
- Oh.
- You know what she's looking for?
- What? - The Great Barrier Queef.
[laughter]
[gasps]
- Well, if she's looking for Nemo, she found it.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- From the United Kingdom, Kitty Scott-Claus.
- My story for this runway is I'm going for a night out
with the girls, and I'm deciding on an outfit.
- Oh, It's Musty Springfield. - Boom!
Into yellow.
Oh, what do you think of this one, girls?
Yay or nay? - Kitty Scott-Choices.
- Yes.
- Boom! Into the blue.
Look at these sleeves. Aren't I fun?
I'm not feeling this one either.
Pull it off. This is the one for me.
- Kitty Scott-Class.
- Yes.
- And the last reveal of them all--
I'm a bloke.
- Never show that you're doing it wrong.
We could see you doing it wrong.
- [laughs]
Welcome, global all-stars.
This week, you performed in groups.
But tonight, you'll be judged individually.
Now, when I call your name, please step forward.
Eva Le Queen.
Tessa Testicle.
Alyssa Edwards.
Soa de Muse.
Gala Varo.
You are all safe.
[upbeat music]
You may leave the stage.
♪ ♪
Ladykins, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
Up first, from Brazil,
Miranda LaWanda Page Brooks.
Tonight on the runway, we did not understand the story.
- I wasn't sure when the baby came in.
- It was a doll.
- Oh, it was a doll. - Yeah.
- It wasn't real?
- Wait a minute, that was not a real baby?
- No, can you imagine? - Ah!
- Tonight in the performance, you weren't
as popping off like the other girls were.
- It felt like Mick Jagger in some sort of way, you know?
You had a groove that wasn't always on beat.
- The issue was you were in a group
with some real powerhouses.
I don't know that you stacked up
as well as your sisters did.
- Up next, Pythia.
- Pythia, you're not a dancer.
Never show that you're doing it wrong.
We could see you doing it wrong.
But if you just have fun with it,
it gives you a lift.
- I loved your runway
because they were so outlandish and so ridiculous,
but you kept it chic.
- It could have very easily become a big mess.
It was perfection.
Up next, representing down under,
Kween Kong.
- Tonight's performance was a serve.
But because you were smart,
you were like, "Let's bring some comedy to it,"
Pythia was able to shine.
Because you could have easily been like, "No,
y'all got to hit these steps."
- Now, I watched the other girls,
but my eyes kept going to you.
You and the music were fused together.
You were one. It was divine.
- Let's talk runway. - Do we have to?
- Yes, we do.
That pink fur number, beautiful.
I didn't give a shit what was underneath it.
- The second look, it was a piece of fabric
with a really pretty bow.
- I love this look.
It gives me all of the thing that you stands for.
It's strong. It's black. It's tough.
I just love you.
- Up next from Sweden, Vanity Vain.
- In your performance, you felt really nervous for me.
I saw you shaking, and I was like, "No, Vanity."
- What were you nervous about?
- I'm not a dancer at all.
- So in your shows, do you not dance?
- I sing mostly live. - OK.
- Vanity, I thought your lyrics were beautiful.
[laughter]
Because they reminded us that in any language,
sucking dick is universal. - Yeah.
- Yes.
- That was the biggest laugh of the night.
- Oh.
- Now, were there nerves? Yes.
Were some of the other girls more on the beat?
Yes.
Let's talk about the smorgasbord of runway
you served us tonight. - [laughs]
- That was an 18-course meal, honey.
I almost wish you could have eliminated
one or two so there would have been more of an ease with it.
- You had so many reveals that I think they almost
got out of hand for you.
I just thought it was a little clunky.
- How many reveals did you do?
- We can see how many exactly on which pride flags it was.
We'll see. I have something here.
- [laughs]
- The pride rainbow, bisexual, transsexual, pansexual,
non-binary, intersexual. [gasps]
- Wow.
- Up next, from Rome, Italy, Nehellenia.
- Ciao. - Ciao.
You were so charming and so likeable.
You were a delight to watch in the girl group.
- Your character was cutesy, but there was
a strength in her.
And you can dance. I love watching you perform.
- I felt so comfortable when you came out to do your verse.
And your dancing is on point. You do it beautifully.
- Let's talk about the runway, because I can tell
you're fishing for a compliment right now.
[laughter]
- The story of your looks was so clear,
and I feel like all of your drag is elevated.
- I love this little orange fishy moment,
and I love these white boots and gloves as well.
You have it all.
You're not afraid to show who you are.
And you're inventive.
I'm very excited to see what's next from you.
- I love the little bubbles in your hair.
Another strong night for you, Nehellenia.
- Thank you so much. - Brava.
- Up next from the UK, it's Kitty Scott-Claus.
- You are fearless. Just a joy to watch.
- Kitty, in a way I feel bad for you
because you're meant to be in show business
for the rest of your fucking life.
But your lyrics were funny.
Your stage presence was off the charts.
It just was a no-brainer.
The runway was almost too much.
- You tend to like the same shape.
- Mm-hmm.
- So I love that you were trying
different things tonight.
And I just love watching you do what you do.
- You've got the talent. You've got the voice.
You've got it all, kiddo.
Good night for you. - Oh.
I thought you were saying "good night" like see ya.
[laughter]
Good night to you, m'lady.
[laughter]
- Thank you, all-stars.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck in the Werk Room...
- Yes.
- The judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
[engine revving]
- We are safe.
- We are safe for once.
- Well, this is my first time being safe.
I don't think I'm jumping for joy.
I did the best that I could do.
- I think that for your group, the expectations
were really high just because of you.
You were great, but Miranda
was kind of stressed.
Her face was screaming, "I'm scared."
- Are you glad to be not judged in a group
and more individuals?
- I don't want my work in this competition
to be judged with someone else.
I did really challenge you all with hard choreography,
and I knew in the opening doot, do, do, doot,
Miranda missed the first thing.
I said, "Well, there's the opening."
So, baby, look, Alyssa, we're now on the "Titanic."
So girl, you better start swimming
or rowing or something.
- It's every bitch for themselves.
- Right. You better start swimming,
rowing, find a life raft,
find the violin players because bitch, this boat is going down.
[laughter]
What about you, Gala?
- I think that we were the best of the three groups.
- Uh-- - Sorry.
- Hold on. - I could see that.
I could see that.
- Maybe Kitty is gonna be on the top.
- I think Kitty-- - She nailed it this challenge.
She was amazing.
- Who do y'all think is in the bottom, though?
- Miranda. - Miranda, definitely.
- Miranda and Pythia.
- I really hope not. - I don't know.
- I think Nelly. For me.
- Nelly?
- I could see Pythia or Nelly in the bottom with Miranda.
Miranda is a for sure.
[soft dramatic music]
- I don't feel like everyone respects me very well.
- Who? - Who doesn't like you?
- What is happening right now?
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- All right!
- I cannot wait to talk to all the other girls
because I'm feeling so good.
I have maybe one of the best critiques of the night.
I think I could maybe win this challenge.
- OK, ladies. What happened out there?
- Tell us. What do you think?
- I said I think my top two is Kitty and Kong.
- Me too. - OK.
- Maybe Nelly. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - The top?
- Top. - Yeah, of course.
- Oh, she was mentioned for someone's bottom.
- Oh, yeah. - Ah.
[tense electronic music]
- I watch all of these face watch me like it's impossible.
Why it's impossible that I'm in the top?
I proved that I can dance, that I can sing.
My look, you don't like it? OK.
My performance, you don't like it? OK.
But you need to say it every fucking time?
- Pythia, what about you?
- Um, I'm also in the bottom.
- What? - Yeah.
I mean, it's understandable.
But I just feel like--
I just feel bad because I feel like I've disappointed you.
- Oh, my God, baby.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Don't even start.
- [speaking French]
- And, you know, I took a risk, and it flopped.
And that's fine.
I just don't want you to feel disappointed because--
- Baby, I do not-- - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- It was also your performance.
- No, no, no, no.
- I feel like I dragged you both down.
- But based on what I saw from some of the other groups,
I was surprised that you were in the bottom,
to be completely honest,
and some of these bitches were saved, to be honest.
- Me too.
- Pythia did her best,
and the thing is, it's like, I had fun with her on stage.
So, you know, I don't know what it looked like
from the outside, but I can tell that she
was giving it everything.
- You shouldn't be disappointed because everyone
has strengths and weaknesses,
and the cool thing about this competition is we learn that.
Give yourself a little grace. - Period.
- Yeah. - Give yourself grace.
- I'm so proud of you.
- I just feel like crap going from the top to the bottom.
It's not a good feeling. - What about Miranda?
What did they say about our group?
- What I can say is that I'm really proud of me.
Yesterday I was like, "Miss Alyssa,
I don't think I can do this."
And we did the rehearsals, and I was like, "oh, my God,"
I can die in the next two days, but tonight I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling good.
[applause]
It's really strange to feel so good about myself
and yet so vulnerable about the judges' critiques.
- Vanity, what's on your mind, baby?
Are you OK?
- No, I'm so fucking disappointed.
- Why? - Because it's such a failure.
- For what it's worth, I loved you on stage today.
- Thank you.
- Nelly, what kind of critique did you get?
- Only good ones.
They loved my runway, they loved my dance,
they loved my presence on stage.
So they don't underestimate me like someone of you do.
[tense music]
But it's fine.
If you don't like me, you can respect me as an artist
because I don't feel like everyone respect me very much.
- Who don't like you?
- What is happening right now?
- I'm kind of living because I'm not part of this.
- I show a lot. I'm proud of myself.
- Also the same as you-- as us.
- And when I talk with you, it's like, OK, Nehellenia.
It's one of the-- mm.
Maybe the next to go home. - Who told you this?
Where are you getting this? - It's a feeling.
- "Nobody loves me."
You're looking for love in this competition? Ah?
You can not take us for granted that we don't like you,
because no one has ever said anything about that.
- Say the names, girl.
- For sure Nehellenia is not. - Everyone.
- No. - You said everyone.
- A lot of you.
- OK, who? - What?
- Name and shame.
- I don't want to say the name,
not because I'm afraid.
Maybe it's because I'm very quiet and very shy.
- I need to change. Sorry.
- For example, today, I think I was very good,
and I'm here, and when you say
"Maybe Nelly is on the top,"
everyone was, "What?" Everyone.
I saw every one of your face.
Everyone. - Oh, no.
Girl, I mean-- [sighs]
- Because if you are in the top,
change the subject, girl.
- My critiques have been amazing.
I want to tell the girls,
and all that's happened is Miss Italy's
fucking chiming off. Shut up!
- I said to you in two days in a row now,
like, how good you are.
- Yeah, I don't talking about you first.
- But you have said everyone.
- No, I don't say everyone. - Yes, you did.
A lot of times.
I do not care about that kind of people.
I'm sorry. The fuck is wrong?
- I can't sit here if you're just going,
"People are doing this, and I don't like it,
but it's everyone, but I'm not gonna say names."
It makes me just go, "Well, listen--"
- It-- - No, no, no, no, I'm not done.
I'm not done, baby. I'm not done.
- I don't fucking deserve-- I don't fucking deserve--
- You're in the top this week.
That girl over there is probably
gonna be in the bottom, and we're just, like,
sat here talking about your feelings
rather than going, "How can we help that sister?"
You know, I thought she was Miss Congeniality.
To be honest, she's a bit of a cunt.
♪ ♪
- Welcome back, queens.
I've made some decisions.
[dramatic music]
Kween Kong, tonight you rode the rhythm,
and you rode it hard.
Nehellenia, tonight you found Nemo and your mojo.
Kitty Scott-Claus, three words--
"easy," "breezy," "cheesy."
- Ah.
- Condragulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.
[cheers, applause]
- Ow!
- Rule Britannia!
- You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
- Ah!
I'm the winner of girl group week. Yay!
- Kween and Nehellenia, you are safe.
You may join the other girls.
- Mwah. Thank you so much.
And that's what you call redemption.
♪ ♪
- Miranda, in the challenge, you moved like Jagger,
but you didn't rock the runway.
Pythia, your performance was far from seamless,
but your runway looks were stitch perfect.
Vanity Vain, tonight, your lyrics had us gagging,
but the judges weren't swallowing your runway.
♪ ♪
Pythia...
you are safe. - [gasps]
- You may join the other girls.
- Thank you. Good luck.
Thank God that my looks saved me from the bottom.
I don't want to be in this place ever again.
- Miranda, Vanity.
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
- I've already won one lip sync,
so I'm planning to do this once again
and send the bitch home.
- Two global all-stars stand before me.
This is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself from elimination.
- My body is asking for a rest,
but I want to win this lip sync.
- The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Life.
♪ ♪
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[upbeat pop music]
- [vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ When you're feeling sad and low ♪
♪ We will take you where you gotta go ♪
♪ Smiling, dancing, everything is free ♪
♪ All you need is positivity ♪
- ♪ Colors of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪
- ♪ Every boy and every girl ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪
- ♪ People of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪
♪ Ah! ♪
♪ Slam it to the left ♪
- Miranda pulls out a clown nose.
I don't know what's happening, but I'm entertained.
[laughs]
- ♪ Slam it to the left ♪
- ♪ If you're having a good time ♪
- ♪ Shake it to the right ♪
- ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
♪ Chicas to the front ♪
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Yellow man in Timbuktu ♪
♪ Color for both me and you ♪
♪ Kung Fu fighting, dancing queen ♪
♪ Tribal spaceman, and all that's in between ♪
- ♪ Colors of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪
- ♪ Every boy and every girl ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪
- ♪ People of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪
♪ Ah! ♪
- ♪ Slam it to the left ♪
♪ If you're having a good time ♪
♪ Shake it to the right ♪ - Miranda is crazy as fuck.
I love this clowny thing. It's so Miranda.
- ♪ Slam it to the left ♪
♪ If you're having a good time ♪
♪ Shake it to the right ♪
♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
♪ Chicas to the front ♪
- ♪ Flamenco, Lambada, ♪
♪ But hip-hop is harder ♪
♪ We moonwalk then foxtrot ♪
♪ Then polka then salsa ♪
- Let's go! - ♪ Shake, shake, shake ♪
♪ Shake, shake, shake ♪
- ♪ Arriba! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Colors of the world ♪
- ♪ Spice up your life ♪
♪ Every boy and every girl ♪
♪ Spice up your life ♪
♪ People of the world, spice up your life ♪
♪ Ah! ♪
♪ Slam it to the left ♪
♪ If you're having a good time ♪
♪ Shake it to the right ♪
♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
♪ Chicas to the front ♪
♪ Go round ♪
♪ Slam it to the left ♪
♪ If you're having a good time ♪
♪ Shake it to the right ♪
♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
♪ Chicas to the front ♪
♪ Hai, si, ja, hold tight ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Ate! - Whew!
All-stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
Vanity Vain,
shantay, you stay. - Oh, thank God.
[cheers and applause] Thank God.
Thank you so much.
- You may join the other girls.
- Thank you. Love you, Miranda.
- Well done, well done.
- Miranda, you are and will always be
an international icon.
Now, sashay away.
- This is the great experience of my life.
Thank you so much for everything.
Thank you.
Latin America!
[cheers and applause]
I will bring flowers in your funeral.
- Oh.
[laughter]
- What the fuck?
[laughter, cheers]
- Condragulations, all-stars.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen.
- All right. Now let the music play.
♪ Playing with the game of love ♪
♪ Winner, baby ♪
♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪
♪ Oh, oh, baby ♪
♪ Winner ♪
[laughs]
- Next time on "RuPaul's Global All Stars"...
For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll star
in three boobie movie shequels.
[cheers and applause]
- Lights, camera, boobies!
- Can you make your boobs any bigger, Soa?
[laughter]
- Hi, Boobie! - Hi, Boobie!
- Yo, ho, ho, Boobie!
- You stole the show.
- You're such a pretty queen, but I think it's a bit basic.
- It's a lot of, I think-- - Emotions?
- ♪ Can you feel the love? ♪