- * MTV *
- Everybody say love. all: Love!
- For this week's Maxi challenge,
you'll form three girl groups.
Kitty Scott-Claus, condragulations, you
are the winner of this week's challenge.
- Ow!
- I don't think everyone here thinks I'm good.
- Who doesn't?
- When he say maybe Nellie is on the top, everyone was, what?
- Say the names, girl.
- Everyone.
[dramatic music]
- Miranda, I wasn't sure where the baby came in.
- Vanity, in your performance, you felt really nervous for me.
- Lip sync for your life.
- Vanity vain, shantay, you stay.
- Oh, thank God.
- Miranda, sashay away.
- Miranda is going home.
- Still here!
- Miranda's gone now.
I really love her, but someone has to go.
And me wasn't an option. I'm sorry.
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
- Baby, that was a show.
- The thing is that I was the weakest in my group.
Then I don't really agree that I should be in the bottom.
- If you did have to pick two, who would the two be?
- Your group--
Alyssa, everyone-- it felt like it was Alyssa's
show with backup dancers.
- Oh.
- That's what I was feeling.
- No, no, no. Yeah, it's your opinion.
We respect that.
* *
I felt like as a group, we worked-- we
worked really well together.
I think Miranda being limited, it is what it is.
We-- - Of course, of course.
- I think we're all probably going,
the bottom could have been a little different,
but we're all here today.
- I would actually put Alyssa in the bottom
because she just made a routine that fucked up her whole group.
It was just messy and a lot.
And at least my girl group was a girl
group and not a solo act.
- I am bored.
Let's get out of drag.
Come on.
- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Global All Stars" will receive a one-year supply of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmetics and a grand prize of $200,000,
with extra special guest judge Carson Kressley.
* RuPaul Drag Race *
* May the best drag queen win *
* Best drag queen win *
[dramatic music]
- It's a new workday.
- It's a new day in the Werk Room.
Miranda's gone home, which is very, very sad for her.
But I've just won $10K baby!
Boom!
Well, congratulations, Kitty.
- Yay!
[cheering]
- The cheesy chips.
- The cheesy chips for the win.
- What about you, Vanity?
Congratulations on slaying the lip sync.
- The lip sync was so fun.
- It was so fun.
- Well, it's not going to happen again.
That's for sure.
- Last week, that "Untucked" was lit.
- Baby. - That was good to you.
- I'm still feeling shaking about last week.
- Well, listen. No, no, no, no, I'm not done.
- It's not important to me. - I'm not done, baby.
I'm not done.
- There's a lot of things that I want to say.
But for now, I prefer to focus on myself, listen to the other
and move on.
I was feeling very attacked because when Miranda said,
Nehellenia maybe is in the top two, a lot of you
watched me like was impossible that I was in the top two.
- I appreciate your feelings. They're valid.
But when we were sitting there, it
was very hard to not be upset because me
and Kitty didn't even get to talk about our critiques.
You know what I mean?
So if I did come across really angry at you, I was.
I apologize.
- The atmosphere in the room is really tense, but I enjoy it.
- In the moment, it just was a lot.
But new week--
I can hear what you're saying.
I do not want you to feel that way.
The Nehellenia reaction, she expressed herself.
And that's valid.
But I really struggling with the privilege.
I hate to see people have privilege more than me.
- I think we all have to understand,
being here in this room, in this competition for me, is--
[alarm wailing]
- Oh! That was it!
- Enough of Kumbaya, bitch.
Let's go.
- My dolls, life in plastic really is fantastic.
So put the bust in blockbuster, and you can be
the queen of the big screen.
Lights, boobies, action!
[cheering]
- Boobies. - Boobies.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hello. - Hi.
- All Stars, we come from all over the planet, and yet,
we share so much in common.
I'm talking about charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and the talent to read a bitch to film.
For today's mini challenge, in the grand tradition of Paris
is Burning, the International Library is about to be opened.
Because reading is what?
- Fundamental.
- That's right.
Tessa T, come on over.
Step right up, darling.
- No, no, no.
- Come on, Miss Tessa.
- Thank you, Mama.
- OK, Tessa, the library is open.
- Pythia, the only cultural property Greece
does not want back.
- Ooh! - Oh, my.
- Eva Le Queen, bitch, you are so
trashed that the only people who will pick you up
are sanitation workers, bitch.
- Oh, you don't want to go there, bitch.
- Bitch, you are so trash.
- Alyssa Edwards, looking at you,
I realize why free health care is important.
- You better look again, bitch.
[laughter]
Because if you get it for free and look like that whore,
joke's on you.
[laughter]
- So, Tessa Testicle, I don't watch your season,
but now that I met you, for sure,
I'm not going to watch it.
[laughing]
- Tessa Testicle.
- Give me something good, girl.
- Please shut the fuck up.
- That's it?
- Eva, opening a wallet is not a talent.
- Wallet?
- What?
- Alyssa Edwards, the man,
full stop.
[laughter]
Gala, fuck me.
Full stop.
And, Soa, Soa, Soa, well, judging
by the sewing challenge, you're not, though, are you?
[laughter]
- Pythia, you remind me of the sun,
not because you're radiant, but because you're
hard to fucking look at.
- I had to take some notes down.
- Oh, OK. All right.
- Kween Kong. - Don't do it.
- Now, hold on.
The queen must be lost in transit because all I'm getting
is a wide back water buffalo.
[laughter]
- Nehellenia, you are such a good actress.
You play really good the victim role.
[all gasp]
Vanity Vain--
- Hola.
- Just like IKEA is giving basic.
- Ooh. - Ah!
- Eva la Queen.
- We Filipinos are too nice.
- I know.
- All right, motherfuckers.
Kitty Scott-Claus,
you are such a picture of a fine English man
when in drag.
- Make it stop.
Please, someone make it stop.
Turn the cameras off.
- The White RuPaul, Alyssa Edwards,
do not reveal yourself!
[laughter]
- I'll take that.
- Queens, you all made a noble effort, but one of you
earned a Nobel Prize in shade.
The winner of today's mini challenge is--
Kitty Scott-Claus.
[cheering]
- Oh my God.
I mean, judging by these girls, it was not hard to win
the reading challenge.
No one has got a mini challenge win
and a maxi challenge win.
Now, I am a front runner at this point.
- Condragulations, you've won a cash tip of $2,500.
- She's rich.
- Come on, girls.
- Now, ladykins, before there was Barbie, there was Boobie,
the world's first drag doll.
Barbie and Boobie were both destined
to become international screen sensations.
So for this week's maxi challenge,
you'll star in three Boobie movie shequals.
[cheering]
#GlobalAllStars.
Oh, pit crew!
- Oh, Sebastian, I hope you don't mind me touching
your big, pink, furry box.
- Now, queens, to break you into three teams,
you need to reach inside this big, pink, furry box
and pull out a Boobie doll.
Tessa, you'll go first.
A purple doll.
Pythia, a pink doll.
[upbeat music]
* *
You'll stand right next to Tessa T.
Kitty Scott-Claus,
say hello to Sebastian.
Hello, Sebastian.
- A blue Boobie doll.
Kween Kong,
a blue Boobie doll.
Go back and stand with your blue sisters there.
Gala Varo.
- Purple one.
- Thank you.
Hi, love. - Hey, baby.
- It looks like we have our teams.
As the head of RDR Studios, I'll be assigning
your Boobie Shequals.
Kitty, Kween, Alyssa, you'll star in Jurassic Boobie.
[laughter] - Jurassic.
Tessa, Vanity, Gala, and Eva,
you'll star in Frankenboobie.
- I feel like most of these girls
definitely have a leg up against me
because I've never done any acting before,
but I'm still going to storm them regardless.
- And Pythia, Nehellenia, and Soa, you'll
star in Boobies of the Caribbean:
The Search for Buried Booty.
All stars, start your engines.
And may the best global glamazon win.
[cheering]
- Do it with Lady Gaga monster paws.
- [growls]
- [laughs]
- Let's go, girls.
- Oh, my God.
- FrankenBoobie.
So for today's maxi challenge, we are acting it out
in our own spoof movie sequel.
Shall we go through the characters?
- Let's go.
- First, we have the beautiful mad scientist,
Dr. FrankenBoobie.
- Beautiful? Check.
Mad?
Check.
- Then we have Weird Boobie, the mad scientist's
weird but beautiful assistant.
I love that one.
- Me too.
- I loved it first.
- Vanity, there's no way I can give you the Weird Boobie.
Weird Boobie is written for me.
- I do not want the Monster Boobie.
- Are you fine with Monster Boobie?
- I want Weird Boobie.
- So one of y'all got to be Weird
Boobie and Monster Boobie.
- OK, shall we do like this for--
- You want to rock, paper, scissor?
- Yeah, sure. - Yeah, for Weird Boobie.
- OK.
- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
- Fuck.
- Whoa.
- The Monster Boobie wasn't really the part that I wanted.
Fuck.
Being in the bottom last week and also
doing like shit during the reading challenge,
I got pressure.
- So I want to be the Pitchfork Boobie.
- Yeah?
- Because I'm Karen through and through.
- And I'm going to be the Dr. FrankenBoobie.
- And I'm going to be the Monster Boobie.
[laughter]
- Then I'm going to be Weird Boobie.
- Weird Boobie.
I love the team because Vanity is really disciplined,
and Tessa is so funny.
I'm excited to show RuPaul that I also can be funny,
not just the sexy lady in this room.
- My twisted formula to create the perfect Boobie is ready.
Alas, the world will know my genius.
Hi, Boobie. - Hi, Boobie.
- A star is born.
- My Pitchfork Boobie only appears in like the second part
of the trailer.
So how am I going to make this work?
- Boobies of Caribbean.
- I feel like you're already dressed in the theme.
- And this is Caribbean, so it's my ship.
Boobies of Caribbean, I was like...
this is mine.
Thank you, story line. Thank you.
- I obviously love a villain, and the Glitter
Beard Boobie sounds very mean. - Of course.
- I feel like I could even play with my chest hair
and draw on a beard.
- Oh, truly. - I can see it.
- I think it would be very funny.
- I want to be very stupid, totally blonde.
- Yeah, exactly.
- Just constantly shaking.
- I'm in the team with Pythia and Soa,
and I'm so glad because I love both.
They are very, very funny.
And I'm very worried about the pronunciation of some words.
So maybe you can help me.
- And then we motorboat each other.
- What?
- Do you know what motor boating means?
It's when you put your face in the chest of a woman
and you go--
- OK.
- It's so stupid!
[bell ringing]
- Professor Boobie.
- Oh, yes.
- Nutty, beautiful, older Boobie scientist.
Older.
- I think it's a typecast, girl.
- What are you saying?
She typecasted me, didn't she? - Yes.
- Wow.
- Paleontologist Boobie, a visiting scientist.
Hey, I like the sound of her. - She's cute.
Yeah, she sounds cute.
- And then Jurassic Mega Boobie--
dinosaur sized with large boobs and strange small arms
like a T-rex.
- How dare you rub my shoulder, Alyssa.
What are you saying?
- I think they typecasted me and you.
I think you're definitely the paleontologist.
- Right, right. - I'll be the paleontologist.
- I'm the nutty old lady that created this bullshit.
And this is Barbie T-rex. - And I'm the big, beautiful--
I'm the big, beautiful one with glitches.
I've been preparing for this role
since I started doing drag.
Just give her the Emmy. Give her the Grammy.
Give her the Oscar. I need the EGOT.
Come on. [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- It is now time to shoot our scene with
award-winning Michelle Visage.
- Welcome, ladies. - Welcome, hey.
- Lights, camera, boobies.
- You are starring in FrankenBoobie.
- Yes. - Here we go.
You ready for take number one, Tessa?
- All right.
- Starring Tessa Testicle as Dr. FrankenBoobie.
- My parents never let me play with boobies when I was little.
- Why'd you rip that off your head?
- Because it was dramatic.
- Oh, for dramatic--
OK.
- Should I leave it on?
- I would leave it on. - OK.
- So, Dr. FrankenBoobie?
- Yes.
- This is your introduction of your character.
So we want you to say your line straight
out to the front, past camera, not into camera.
- Past camera?
- Yeah, so this is your moment.
All right.
Action!
- My twisted formula to create the perfect Boobie is ready.
[laughs]
At last, the world will know my true genius.
- You don't need to start it at a 10.
- OK.
- Bring it down to, like, a five.
- OK.
I've never acted before, so Michelle is giving me
a lot of directions, and I guess I could let that freak me
out, but I'm just going to roll with what
Michelle is feeding me.
Bring me the tig ol' bitties.
- Yes, doctor.
- Dr. FrankenBoobie, can you hold
the boobies out of your face?
They're real boobies, so you want to hold
them like-- there you go. - See how she's holding them?
- Yeah.
- Are you sure they're not my old boobies?
They look very familiar.
[laughter]
- I'm really excited because on my season,
it didn't went too well.
- So this time, I'm ready to surprise RuPaul and the judges.
- Gala Varo as Weird Boobie.
- Does this haircut make my ass look big?
- I would try to do it like you're a supermodel this time.
- OK.
- And Gala Varo as Weird Boobie.
- Does this haircut make my ass look big?
[whistling] - Cut, good.
Here we go.
Expect drama.
- [sobs]
- Terror. - [groans]
- Boobies.
- Ah!
[laughter]
- I can do it like whatever you want.
I'm Weird Barbie.
Weird Boobie.
- Monster Boobie, great, perfect.
- Back in my season, we had an acting challenge,
but I was in the bottom.
- Yeah, I'm scared.
I'm a little nervous, but, hey, I'm
going to embrace this character,
be the character all the time.
- And introducing Vanity Vain as Monster Boobie.
[growls]
- Did she just laugh at me?
- Cut, that was awesome.
- That's a good sign.
- Do it with Lady Gaga monster paws.
OK?
- [growls]
- One more time with your paws up, groan, and then wink.
- OK. - OK.
Here we go.
- [growls]
And the Oscar goes to Monster Boobie.
- Hey, hey, I want to speak with your manager, please.
I hope that my Pitchfork Boobie will just bring me back
to life in this competition.
- Wait till you land before you talk.
Don't walk and talk.
And don't block your face.
- OK. - Here we go.
And action.
Featuring Eva Le Queen as the annoying neighbor,
Pitchfork Boobie.
- Hey!
Hey!
I'd like to speak with your manager, please.
- When you turn around, be angry.
Don't be smiling.
- So on your first line, let's deliver that
with a little more menace.
- You're a bitch. - A Karen.
- I'm sorry. I live in the castle next door.
And this village is not zoned for monsters,
but it is zoned for musical theater.
You ready?
Let's do it. Five, six, seven, eight.
[upbeat music]
Yeah!
- Where were these steps during her lip sync?
- Yes!
- And cut.
Moving on. Good.
- Thank you. - All right.
- Go up and down longer.
- Stroke it.
- [grunts]
- What the fuck?
- [laughs]
- Ladies.
- Hi. - How are you all doing?
- Hello.
- Boobies of the Caribbean.
- Hi, yes.
- Soa is actually from the Caribbean,
so this could give us the upper hand.
Or should I say the upper hook?
Argh.
- Can you make your boobs any bigger, Soa?
[laughter]
- And they did.
- His boobies are ridiculous.
- Damsel Boobie.
- My Bermuda Triangle is tingling.
[moans]
- Cut.
Can you do one--
don't touch your titties.
Just say-- the words are my Bermuda Triangle is tingling.
- OK. - All right.
Action.
- My Bermuda Triangle is tingling.
- Cut.
- I've hidden some place far from your prying eyes.
- We're just going to do that one line, Nehellenia.
- What?
- I've hidden it someplace far from your prying eye-zzz.
- Z? - Z.
- Because I have this?
- That's the way you speak. Make it funny.
- Thank you.
- And action.
- I've hidden it someplace far from your prying eyes--zzz.
- Cut. Moving on.
- I'm quite surprised about myself.
I look good.
I was funny.
- And Pythia as the dreaded Glitter Beard Boobie.
- You better walk that fucking duck.
Yeah!
- You said duck.
You need to say plank.
- Oh, shit.
I got too into it. My bad.
- Sword fight a little bit.
Here we go. Action.
- Soa? - Yeah.
- Just hit the tip.
Just touch the tip.
- Just the tip.
OK.
Go up and down longer.
- Stroke it.
- OK, all right.
- [grunts]
- I think I'm doing pretty well.
I'm taking on direction from Jamal and Michelle,
and I'm not doing too many takes,
which I hope is a good thing.
- And line.
- I'll teach you the meaning of pain.
- Oh, you want pain?
Try tucking. - Cut.
One more time.
Soa, you want pain?
Try tucking.
Give it a break between. - OK.
You want pain?
Try tucking.
- Cut.
That was much better.
- Awesome.
- Bring it on. - Oh!
- Touch your face.
- Touch you face, like, ow-- after she hits you, like, ow.
- Yah!
- Wrong side.
- You got hit--
[laughter]
- Oops.
[laughter]
- I just really want us to do well in this group
because I do not want to risk being in the bottom again.
And I wouldn't like to see any of the other girls
in the bottom either.
- Iceberg!
- [yelling]
- Cut, cut, cut, cut!
- What the fuck?
- OK, so, Glitter Beard, look through your telescope.
- But I don't see any women.
- Keep it to your eye. Keep it.
Keep it up.
- I don't see any women.
[laughter]
[dramatic music]
- That's a wrap on Pirates of the Caribbean.
Well, hello, Boobies.
- Hello.
- Everything inside me is ready to go.
Everything is ready to go.
Let's go. Roll the cameras.
- OK, you ready?
And action.
- Welcome to Jurassic Boobie Land.
- Can y'all do this one and just make it a little faster?
- All right, here we go.
- Yeah, just don't drag it out.
- You're our very first visitor.
- Oh, you have an accent?
- I don't know.
I was trying to be like that lady on Jurassic--
I've accidentally picked up Kitty Scott-Claus's accent.
So now I've morphed into this British old professor.
- What the hell is going on?
That's literally offensive to British people, Alyssa.
You won't be welcome back, not after that.
- Dear God, she's figured out how to clone herself.
- Look higher.
- Dear God, she's figured out how to clone herself.
- One more time, Alyssa.
- Dear God, she's figured out how to clone herself.
- One more-- - Say it again.
Say it again clearer.
- Well, we've all seen how I've been
in the acting challenges in the past,
the doo wah, the doo dah's.
Doo wah, doo wah.
- Cut!
Doo dah.
- Doo wah, doo wah.
They went viral for all the wrong reasons.
Dear God, she's figured out how to clone herself.
- Good, cut.
And introducing Kween Kong as Jurassic Mega Boobie.
- Hi, Boobie. - Hi, Boobie.
- Hi, Ben.
- [growls]
Bitch, I'm crushing it.
I'm living for myself.
I'm literally a big dinosaur.
Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!
[growls] [laughs]
- And action.
- Hasta la vista, Boobie!
- Keep spraying.
- Ah!
[laughter]
- Kitty is up here going bananas.
She done broke the damn prop, the whole blow dryer.
It's a good thing I know how to duck, dodge, and weave.
I had to Matrix that damn thing.
I stayed in character, though.
- I am so sorry. - We got it.
We got it.
- And Kitty's like, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Great job, ladies.
Cut and print.
See you on the runway.
- At this point, this could be used as my audition tape
to Hollywood.
- Bring it in!
- Kitty bump, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Directors, call me.
Come on, Michelle. join us.
- Because the competition is so close this week,
no one is safe from elimination.
[dramatic music]
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- It's a new day in the Werk Room.
- I'm so happy with how my group did this week
in the acting challenge.
I feel like I'm definitely back on the top.
- You're not going to shave today?
- Hmm?
- You're not going to shave today?
- Shut the fuck up.
- How are you feeling, baby?
- Felt like yesterday went good for us.
- How did you feel in comparison
to your last acting challenge?
- Well, I got all my lines.
- Bitch, you did not only just get your lines.
You had an accent, too, girl.
That was wild.
That was so funny.
- Hey, girl.
- Hey.
- I've always wanted to ask you this because I've seen
Drag Race Canada and how Justin Trudeau
went to one of the episodes.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, nice.
- Right? - So cool.
- It's good when the politics get involved in the drag
movement or LGBT community.
- So what's like-- what's the political climate like for drag
queens in your countries?
- In Canada, it's pretty, I would say,
very, very progressive.
But the human rights in Greece is very behind,
especially with queer rights.
- In some places, like Ciudad de Mexico, it's really open.
You can go to anywhere and see drag queens.
But in other states, it's really hard.
There is still killing people just for being--
- Trans. - --fabulous.
- Yes.
- Well, my parents actually, before I
was on Canada Drag Race, we had a falling out
because I did an interview.
And basically, I spoke about a lot of my realities
growing up in Greece.
And my parents, they were like, we've done everything for you.
We moved to another country for you.
And this is how you repay us.
You have no right to say that.
So we had a falling out.
And I went on Drag Race, and I didn't tell them.
And the show came out.
My mom actually watched it.
And she called me, and she started crying on the phone.
And she was like, I finally understand what you do.
I'm so proud of you.
You're in your element.
This is so beautiful.
- How did you feel at that moment?
- I was crying non-stop.
I never expected that.
And now she's one of my biggest supporters.
- It's so, so nice when I perform in some cities
and some moms came with her children, and say,
since I saw your story, I changed the way I saw the life.
And I'm here to improve my knowledge
and also be with my kids.
- What we do is very important.
This is drag. - Exactly.
- Deal with it. - Deal with it.
- We're not going anywhere.
- Indeed.
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
* *
* Cover girl *
* Put the bass in your walk
* Head to toe *
* Let your whole body talk *
- Yes, cape.
- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's
Drag Race Global All Stars."
Her box office brings all the boys
to the yard, Michelle Visage.
- That's because my rotten tomatoes are extra juicy.
- He puts the D in director, Jamal Sims.
- [laughs] Ru, you know, I love a little action.
- [laughs] And our global style superstar,
Carson Kressley.
Now, did you play with dolls when you were growing up?
- Well, let's just say my sister's Barbies
were impeccably dressed, but my GI Joes were always, um, naked.
- [laughs]
This week, we challenged our queens
to star in trailers for blockbuster Boobie shequels.
And tonight, on the runway, category is Browntown.
[laughter] - Oh.
- I've been there.
- All stars, start your engines,
and may the best global glamazon win.
* Cause you're a star, baby *
Now what do you get when you mix
all the colors in the rainbow?
- What?
- Category is Browntown.
Send in the browns!
From Germany, Tessa T.
- I am giving you European fashion fresh off the Paris
mother tucking runway.
- She's the toast of the brown, cache for UPS.
- From Mexico, Gala Varo.
- I'm serving post-apocalyptic Gala Varo.
- Can you imagine having to sleep in that retainer?
- Mad Max is one of my favorite movies.
- Mad Max: Roadkill.
From Sweden, Vanity Vain.
- This look is a total homage to the winner of "Drag Race
Sweden," Admira Thunderpussy.
She did the hair for this look.
And the dress is a complete copy of a silhouette,
like the silhouette she does.
- Now, where did I put that chicken?
- She's been known to pluck a cock or two.
- From the Philippines, Eva Le Queen.
- The inspiration for this look is the Fashion
Week at Animal Kingdom.
- Hey, it's pleather weather.
- Feathers, fur, croc skin, in shades of what?
Brown!
I look great in this color.
It complements my skin--
amazing.
- From Canada, Pythia.
- I am serving ethical fur trade of the season.
Oh my God.
- I saw this look on our Growler profile.
- When I was designing this look,
I thought about my love of taxidermy and fur.
- Would you say she's into bareback?
- Two girls, one cub.
- From Italy, Nehellenia.
- I serve to you a violin extravaganza.
- Oh, she's just having a little fiddle.
- I love to be glam, but I love to be quirky, too.
The music came out from my boobs, and I play myself.
It's something that I can say?
- Beethoven's 69th symphony.
- Ooh, I'm familiar with that one.
- From France, Soa de Muse.
- I'm serving an homage to the first drag
queen, William Dorsey Swann.
If you don't know William Dorsey Swann,
you need to go on Google, bitch, and do your research.
- Oh, I'm a fan.
- Yeah.
- With this kind of dress, with a lot of ruffles
and with a fan, this is him.
And I want to bring this kind of story on this runway.
- I love her OnlyFans.
[laughter]
- From the United States of America, Alyssa Edwards.
- It's quite bizarre.
I mean, I do got a damn clock on my head.
- The hat's a little cuckoo.
[laughter]
- Steampunk Alyssa is stomping this runway.
- What ya jet packing with Michelle Visage?
Steampunk's not dead!
From the United Kingdom, Kitty Scott-Claus.
- I am serving Kardashian realness.
Send me to Calabasas.
I'm going to film a sex tape, and
that'll be my next movie role.
- Look, it's Hoe-y Kardashian.
- Bend and snap.
She's the brown sheep of her family.
- From brown under, it's Kween Kong.
- Come on, island girl.
- Baby, this is quintessential elevated Kween Kong bitch,
the deity from the Pacific mixed with warrior,
mixed with sister, mom, nana, cousin.
- Give us Samoa.
- She's a warrior queen.
There's lots of details that lots of the women in my family
made so that I could look like this.
And bitch, I am so proud to be wearing them.
- Welcome to kangaroo-Paul's Drag Race.
[laughter]
- I think that this gown is beautiful,
but I think it's a bit basic.
And you're not a basic queen.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- Welcome, All Stars.
- Hi! - Hello.
- It's time for the world premiere of your Boobie
Shequel trailers.
First up, Tessa Testicle, Gala Varo,
Vanity Vain, and Eva Le Queen starring in
Frankenboobie.
- Brace yourself for the most electrifying
horror ever seen on screen.
- My twisted formula to create the perfect Boobie is ready.
- Expect drama.
- [sobs]
- Terror.
- It's alive!
- [growling]
- And boobies.
- A star is born.
- Hello, Boobie.
- My parents never let me play with Boobie dolls growing up.
Look at me now.
- Does this haircut make my ass look big?
- Hey, hey, I'd like to speak with your manager, please.
I live in a castle next door.
And this village is not zoned for monsters.
- Hi, Ben.
- Hi, Boobie.
- What are you doing here?
- Listen, kid, you've got great knockers, but you're too stiff.
- But baby, I was born this way.
- This fall, horror goes Hollywood.
- You want bigger boobs?
- Frankenboobie now in hiiieee max.
- Yeah, we could do that.
[screaming]
- Funny.
[laughter]
- Oh, my goodness.
- Yes.
- All right.
- I think it was really funny.
I think I did a great job.
Where's my fucking Oscar?
- Next up, Pythia, Nehellenia, and Soa de Muse in Boobies
of the Caribbean: The Search for Buried Booty.
- Ahoy, mateys.
Get set for the most plunderful
Boobie adventure of all time.
- Hand over your treasure map to the buried booty
or walk the plank.
- You'll never get your hook on the treasure
map, Glitter Beard.
I've hidden someplace far from your prying eyes.
- Oh, you mean right there in your bosom?
- No, no.
Give that back, you scurvy scallywag!
- Or what?
[laughs]
- Hi, Boobie. - Hi, Boobie.
- Yo, ho ho, Boobie.
- Climb aboard Pirate Boobie's pearl necklace pirate ship
as they search for the mysterious buried booty.
- I hope it's roller skates.
- I hope it's a personal massager.
- I hope it's a hand with long fingernails
and an opposable thumb.
- Prepare yourself for swashbuckling action, bitch
slapping, and motor boating.
And hold on to your jolly rogers.
- Iceberg dead ahead!
[screaming]
- Because it wouldn't be a pirate movie without a twist.
* *
- Hi, Ben. - Hi, Ben.
- Forget a buried treasure.
It's all about the booty.
- Don't miss Boobies of the Caribbean: The Search
for Buried Booty, rated Arrr.
- Is the pirate ship still running?
[laughter]
- And now, Alyssa Edwards, Kitty Scott-Claus, and Kween
Kong in Jurassic Boobie.
- On an island deep in the middle of the Pacific--
- They say you've brought a vintage Boobie doll to life.
- I infused the original Boobie doll with dinosaur DNA.
- Wait?
You combined boobies with dinosaur DNA?
- What could go wrong?
- Well.
- Director Steven Spielboob
presents a movie 65
billion boobies in the making.
- Oopsie.
Can someone please hand me my lipstick?
- Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.
- I love the smell of DNA in the morning.
- Hi, Boobie. - Hi, Boobie.
- Hi, Boobie.
- Hi, Ben.
- I do dinosaur.
- Ooh.
Let's go on a date.
- No, Boobie, you must be careful.
[screaming]
- Expect running.
- I just want to play with you.
- Oh, shit.
- Falling down, and a whole lot of jiggling.
Jurassic Boobie now in 3D and triple D.
- Eww.
I think we're going to need a bigger bra.
- [growling]
[laughter]
- I think all three shequals are funny.
However, I think ours is hilarious.
- Well done.
- I saw really great performances from the others,
so I'm not going to put my expectations too high up.
- Ladykins, you all slayed the silver screen.
But this week's winning trailer is--
Jurassic Boobie.
[cheering]
- Well done, girls.
But not quite as good as us.
- We are not the winner of this challenge.
That is really interesting and questionable.
But the girls who win the challenge
was literally surprised they win the challenge.
But that's the game.
- And the top All Star of the week is--
Kween Kong.
[cheering]
- Oh, well done.
That's so good.
- Condragulations, you've won a cash tip of $10,000.
- Well done.
- Alyssa Edwards, Kitty Scott-Claus, you
are safe to slay another day.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- You three may leave the stage.
- Thank you so much.
- Good job, girls.
- Good luck, girls.
- Because the competition is so close this week,
no one is safe from elimination.
[dramatic music]
* *
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
First up, Tessa T.
- Dr. FrankenBoobie was hilarious.
You're not afraid to take risks.
- It felt like you were comfortable.
It felt like you really understood your character,
and you kicked off the piece.
You were the first person, I think,
that popped up on screen.
And you really set the right tone.
- I love what you're wearing, too.
I love the silhouette.
It really matches your sense of humor and your ridiculousness.
There's something about you that
is just absolutely ridiculous.
How long have you been doing drag?
- Seven years.
- Seven years?
- And all thanks to you.
- Well, don't blame me.
[laughter]
Up next from Mexico.
Gala Varo.
- Hola, mami.
- Weirdo Boobie was a home run.
The physicality of the character was amazing.
- It was important to be silly and goofy and willing to look
ugly for lack of better words.
And you had fun.
Tonight on the runway, I want to say
my favorite part about this is the hair and makeup.
It just needs to be more structured
so we can see you under it.
- I think the critique that we probably all have is
that it's not messy.
It's just overwhelming.
And when it was all kind of smushed together,
it becomes confusing to the eye.
- Up next, Vanity Vain--
- Hello.
- --from Sweden.
- Let's talk about a Monster Boobie.
I thought that you were the star of your ensemble.
I thought it was smart, fun, inventive, and memorable.
I think that thing where you changed your voice
made you stand out in this group.
- I can change my voice like really good.
And then I can be also.
- That's great.
I think you're going to get some voiceover stuff.
- Call me.
- Michelle?
- I think your hair and your makeup is so beautiful.
You're such a pretty queen.
I think that this gown is beautiful,
but I think it's a bit simple.
I think it's a bit--
I'm going to use the B word-- but basic.
And you're not a basic queen at all.
- Thank you.
- Up next, Eva Le Queen.
- Let's talk about your Pitchfork Boobie.
Yeah, she was the nosy, annoying neighbor.
When I first saw you on screen, I was like, she's got this.
This is totally going to work.
And then it kind of ebbed and flowed.
But I think it was just maybe an inconsistency of character.
- It's really important when you come on to find
out who your character is.
I wanted it to be funny from the time you walked on all
the way, but I feel like sometimes, you
would fall out of character.
- Tonight on the runway--
Eva, you always look beautiful.
This hair and makeup is absolutely stunning.
But this too, again, is a bit too simple.
When I think of drag on a global platform,
I want to see global drag.
So this just isn't up to your level for me.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Up next, Pythia.
- OK, let's talk about your Glitter Beard Boobie.
Drag is about over-the-top kind of silliness.
And you really embraced it, and you had fun with it.
And because you did, we, the viewer had fun with it as well.
- Pythia, this outfit is ridiculous.
I love it so much.
It's got the humor.
It's got the class, but it's also got that funny-ass
bear dragging behind you.
- Thank you, Ru.
Thank you, everyone.
- Up next, Nehellenia.
- Nellie, one thing you need to know about yourself
is that you are naturally hysterical.
Don't let anybody tell you that you're not.
You are magical.
So you did some great work as damsel.
- [screaming]
I just wish it was down just a little bit more.
- This look makes me smile.
It is so fun--
great idea, great execution, very sophisticated, very
high drag.
You stole the show.
- Thank you so much.
- Up next from France, Soa de Muse.
- [speaking French]
- How's your head?
- Heavy.
- You keep surprising me.
Just when I think that I know who you are, now you're funny.
And I had no idea that was coming.
- This look is really, really spectacular.
I think it's one of the coolest hairdos we've ever
seen on "RuPaul's Drag Race."
- You tend to go very dark on your makeup colors.
You like a dark lip, a dark eye, a dark eyebrow.
I'm talking about just giving some life
to all the browns and blacks that you put on your face.
So it gives it some dimension.
Does that make sense? - Yeah, yeah.
I understand.
- You look absolutely beautiful.
You were fantastic in the movie trailer.
I loved how you worked in your heritage into the role.
I thought it was fantastic.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.
You may leave the stage.
- [speaking French]
- I didn't come 30 hours away from the Philippines
to be here not to give my all.
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.
- We did it.
- That was wild.
- Congratulations!
[cheering]
- Firstly, thank you so much.
I had such an amazing time with the two of you.
- The group chemistry was so dynamic, and that is important.
Because I'll tell you, this was a challenge
that I went home on. - Yeah.
- Oh, right.
- How do you think the other girls did?
- Horrible. - So do we think it's--
- I'm just kidding.
So who do we think is in the bottom?
- Well, I don't want to say names.
I'd say Eva and maybe Tessa.
- She had a lot of missed opportunities.
- A lot of missed opportunities.
- That's what I feel.
- I think Gala played the Weird Barbie,
and that was kind of spot on. - I thought that was good.
- It's a hard one. - Is it, though?
Flip a coin.
If we take the runaways into account--
- We always know Eva is going to be beautiful,
but it's like-- - Stunning.
- I want more.
- Yeah.
- All right, all right, all right.
- Back and untucked, and I'm emotional.
I'm fragile.
It was crazy because I know I received good critiques,
but in the same time, I don't really appreciate it.
They say I have a good performance.
They were impressed because I bring something new to commit--
sorry I'm just--
I'm just like-- it's a lot of--
- Emotions.
- But I'm here to show my real self, so my failure,
my strengths, everything.
- They say that you have the most beautiful hairstyle
in "Drag Race" history, baby.
- So, Vanity, how did it go for you out there?
- It was kind of mixed.
I'm just so disappointed because I didn't
come here to be in the bottom.
I'm starting to get in my own head.
And that is not a good sign because I
did that during my whole season back home in Sweden.
- Gala, how about you, babes?
- I'm really happy about my critiques
because they love the character,
also, the concept of the look.
Just question a little bit what is happening in the waist
and in between because there is so much things happening,
but I love it.
So maybe the next time I'm going to take something off
to give them what they need.
- Eva, how about you, baby?
I bet you look good.
Hey, baby, take a couple of breaths.
You're all right.
- Gorgeous.
- I didn't come 30 hours away from the Philippines
to be here not to give my all.
I am really just full of emotions
because I have the eyes and the hopes of an entire country
resting on my shoulders.
I'll get ready for the fight of my life.
- You got this, baby.
- Welcome back, All Stars.
This week, you all put your breast foot
forward, which makes this decision all the more
difficult.
Eva Le Queen, Gala Varo,
I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are both up for elimination.
The rest of you are safe.
You may join the other girls.
- Thank you.
- Well done, girls.
- I'm a little bit surprised because, in some way,
I thought that I could win, But if you want to show,
let's give you some show.
- Two global All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save
yourself from elimination.
The time has come for you
to lip sync for your life.
[dramatic music]
- Gala might be the ultimate performer,
but I lip-synch with all my heart.
- For sure if I'm going to lip-synch, I'm going to fight.
- Good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
[upbeat music]
* *
- * Talking away *
* I don't know what I'm to say *
* I'll say it anyway *
* Today is another day to find you *
* Shying away *
* I'll be coming for your love, OK *
* Take on me *
* Take me on *
* Take on me *
* I'll be gone *
* In a day or two *
* So needless to say *
* I'm odds and ends *
* But I'll be stumbling away *
* Slowly learning that life is OK *
* Say after me *
* It's no better to be safe than sorry *
* Take on me *
* Take me on *
* Take on me *
* I'll be gone *
* In a day or two *
* Take on me *
* Take me on *
* Take on me *
* I'll be gone *
* Take on me *
* In a day *
* Take me on *
* Take on me *
[cheering]
- Good job.
- Good job, girls.
- That was fun.
- OK.
- Good job, babies.
- Ladykins, I've made my decision.
Gala Varo--
Shantay, you stay.
- Well done, baby.
- You may join the other girls.
- [speaking Spanish]
- Eva Le Queen, you are and will always
be an international icon.
Now, sashay away.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much for this opportunity.
- Thank you.
[applause]
- I'll take it like a queen.
Long live Le Queen!
[cheering]
- Condragulations, All Stars.
And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell
are you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
- Amen!
- All right, now let the music play.
[RuPaul's "I'm a Winner, Baby"]
* Nobody wins when you *
* Oh, oh, nobody, nobody *
* Playin' with the game of love *
* Winner *
[laughs]
- Next time on "RuPaul's Global All Stars"--
So start applying your makeup now.
- Oh! - Fuck off!
- For this week's maxi challenge, each of you
needs to make your own cocktail dress.
- Vanity, you changed yours so much.
- I hate it.
I totally ruined the whole idea.
- Are you OK?
You look like you've been crying.
- Don't worry. I get it.
- Are you sure?
- * Can you feel the love *
[upbeat electronic music]
* *