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How can I help you?
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Uh, can I get a black coffee?
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Sure.
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Thank you.
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I love that book so much. It's, uh...
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I just finished it last week.
It's incredible. It's...
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I really, really, really admire it.
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And, uh...
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All right.
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Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
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I wasn't... Genuinely,
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- I really admire the book.
- What? Sorry?
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I was just saying, I'm not...
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I'm not hitting on you. I...
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Sorry, what do you mean?
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Genuinely, I just really admire the book.
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I'm deaf in this one.
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You're deaf?
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Yeah. This one though. I can...
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Yeah, the, uh...
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Do you want to start over?
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- Um...
- We could just try it again?
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- Maybe?
- You wanna try...
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- Just do it again?
- Yeah. Do it again.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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"I was absolutely certain
I was being trapped
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and that you were recording me
and I was gonna be all over the Internet,
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but I now understand...
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...that the only thing
that could have saved me
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was a second first impression."
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Yeah. So funny. Great.
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So I'm gonna start there
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- and then go on to the first date.
- Good.
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So what'd you think of the ending?
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- Ending? Of what?
- Of the book. I just finished it.
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Oh, the, um...
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I don't know.
I feel like I didn't get it, you know.
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Like I was missing something.
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Yeah, no, I know what you mean. I think...
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Yeah, me neither, really.
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'Cause did she die? Is that...
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Like, do you think that's what it was?
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I think so. I think so.
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Just, that doesn't make any sense.
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It doesn't?
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Well, no, 'cause you remember
this, like, the mirror thing?
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Hmm. Wait, which mirror?
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The whole thing at the end
with the mirror.
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Um...
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I thought it was just more
of a kind of metaphor for, like...
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I just didn't really realize
it was real in the sense
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that the mirror was, um...
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The mirror was...
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I don't even know...
I don't even know where to take this.
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I didn't read the book. And, um... yeah.
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- What?
- I think I just glitched
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when I saw you...
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...and I just wanted to talk to you.
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And I didn't have anything, so...
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That's weird.
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Um, yeah, I'm... Well, I'm sorry. I didn't...
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Just a weird, little freak.
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Weird, little British freak.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you actually doubled down.
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Yeah, what was I supposed to do?
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How about reading the book?
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For a first date? I don't know.
That's a lot weirder, no?
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How is that weirder?
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I don't know.
It just feels weirder somehow.
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Okay. Don't agree, but go on.
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So, I wanna say this thing
about her laugh.
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Do you know how it's kind of like...
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It's very cute,
but it's also kind of like...
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- Repulsive even. Okay.
- Yeah.
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And then if, uh, she laughs,
then I can point it out
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and be like, "And there it is!" you know.
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I did. I said, "If everyone
knows he's a piece of shit,
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then why are we doing a retrospective
in the first place?"
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It's, like,
it's so incredibly irresponsible.
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No one ever cares until it's too late.
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And then it always ends up
backfiring on me...
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Emma, I'm being serious. It's not funny.
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No, I agree with you.
This is not funny at all.
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It's very serious.
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You're laughing.
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"I love how you always find a way
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to turn my drama into a comedy."
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And then, uh...
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- I don't know.
- What?
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I kind of wanna say something about...
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- No.
- No?
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Why do you want to talk about
fucking in front of your family?
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Or her family?
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No, I don't wanna say it, like, directly.
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I just wanna kind of allude to it somehow
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'cause I just think
we've always had this sort of...
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Like an incredible chemistry
that's just... I...
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Yeah, no, do that.
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Do exactly that.
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- Okay?
- Okay, what if I said...
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licentious?
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Or languorous?
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Just skip this part completely.
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What, and just go straight
to the crying thing?
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It's just, you know,
it's my first time saying it out loud,
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so I feel like I'll, um,
get it on the day, you know.
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Maybe you should start
with something funny,
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so you're not, like, immediately in tears.
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But it's kind of sweet. It's endearing.
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Yeah, but you wanna look good.
Crying makes you look kind of ugly.
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- What?
- You, the general you.
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Like, women.
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Um, what about the first time you met?
Wasn't that kind of a funny story?
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I love that book. I just...
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Oh, no, she can't tell that one.
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Why not?
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What stories are you gonna do?
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- What do you mean? For my speech?
- Yeah.
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Well, you'll just have to wait and see.
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No, no, no. So we don't, you know,
like, say the same things.
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Are you gonna use the first time we met?
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- Yes.
- Okay, well, what about the first date?
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- Yeah, of course.
- Fuck!
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You don't have to do a speech.
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First kiss?
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Wait, so you can just,
like, go in whenever?
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Yeah, I do it all the time.
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Oh, so you bring all the girls here?
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Um, yeah.
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- Ouch.
- No, when I'm working late and stuff.
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Yeah, when you're working late and stuff.
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Yeah.
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Okay, this is like...
This is like a childhood dream, you know,
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like sneaking into a mall
or a library at night. It's...
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Well, your dreams are about to come true.
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Wow.
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Um...
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Is it not working?
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Oh, sh...
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- Um...
- Ooh!
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Wait, so he trapped you?
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It wasn't planned, Rachel.
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What about that time
you thought you had a...
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Who was that?
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Oh, uh, it's just Charlie.
I left my wallet.
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Hmm. Who's Charlie?
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Uh, he's my boyfriend, I guess.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. No, I'm fine.
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I don't know. Can you
just... She's saying it's her chest...
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It's her heart. Her heart is...
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So what was it?
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It was just, like, feelings.
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- Feelings? What do you mean?
- Yeah.
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Like intense butterflies.
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- Right?
- No, I get that,
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but it wasn't your first time.
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I don't know.
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So you're saying Charlie is your first...
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Love... Yeah.
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Your first love or your first crush?
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Both, I think.
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- What, is that insane?
- At 30?
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Well, I mean, I was 28 when we met, so...
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Still!
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I don't know. I used to be ugly.
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Oh, come on!
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Don't freak out,
but there's a giant spider
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that's crawling up your back
and it's almost into your hair.
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Just don't panic.
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Nothing?
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- No.
- No.
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I feel like you just have to do it louder.
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Okay. Um...
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I love you so much it hurts.
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I can't be without you.
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It's scary 'cause I can't imagine...
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I want to marry you,
but I'm too afraid to even ask.
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I think I caught that.
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You did?
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A hairy knife?
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A what?
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Did you say something
about, like, a hairy knife?
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- No.
- No?
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Emma, that's not even a thing.
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You okay?
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Yeah. No, it's good.
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Oh, come on, you gotta be
a bit more specific than that.
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Yeah, it's a little corny
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in a wedding speech kind of way,
but it's, um...
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All the pieces are there, you know.
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I think you have it.
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All right, you can't cry and say it sucks.
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And looking at each other.
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Nice.
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Slide... and two.
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Nice.
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And kiss. Great.
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Ready and drag.
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Step, step.
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Step, step. Drag.
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Step, step.
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And under.
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And arm up.
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Good.
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Playing.
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Ready and left arm.
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Down, up, up. Down, up, up.
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And switch.
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Good.
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And this time, Emma,
go around a full circle.
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Great.
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Ready and step.
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And turn.
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And step.
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And turn.
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And step.
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Ready and drag, step, step, in.
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Turn out.
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Good.
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Nearly there.
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- Okay, not bad.
- Okay.
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Not bad.
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Still a little difficulty in the middle
section, but overall much better.
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- Yeah.
- Thanks.
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Let's just do it again?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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What?
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I just... I don't know, I feel like
we should just dance normally, right?
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What do you mean?
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Well, just the...
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I don't know,
it kinda feels a little performative.
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It's a wedding.
It's performative by nature.
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Yeah. I think if we just do it...
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...a couple more times,
I'm gonna get it perfect, I swear.
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I can't make up new
choreography right on the spot.
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, just hear me out.
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- Hear me out. Please. Please.
- No, Emma. Please.
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- Please, please, please.
- Emma.
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What's this?
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She puts this on when I'm
in a bad mood just to fuck with me.
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You like this song. You do.
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- You fucking dance.
- No.
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Dance with me.
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- Come on.
- No.
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Yes, it's cute. Yes.
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Hey, can we stop fucking around?
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What the fuck was that about?
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It's like why does she care so much?
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She just doesn't like it
when you don't take her seriously enough.
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Shut up. You know what I mean!
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You know, she's just like so intense.
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- Uh-huh.
- And she doesn't smile.
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Like, I've literally never seen her smile.
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"It's performative by nature."
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What?
261
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,869
I think that was Pauline.
262
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,495
Oh, where?
263
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,580
Um...
264
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,042
She's on the corner, like, smoking heroin.
265
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,795
Wait. Are you serious?
266
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,589
Yeah.
267
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,840
Wait, like our Pauline?
268
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:24,925
Uh-huh.
269
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,553
No. I mean, it's probably not.
270
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,932
- That's her. Uh...
- Okay.
271
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,308
- Look. Go look.
- Okay.
272
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,195
It was her. It was the fucking wedding DJ.
273
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,572
- You're kidding!
- Are you sure it was heroin?
274
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,240
Well, we can't prove it was heroin.
275
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,076
It was like she was smoking a thing
276
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,869
out of, like, a piece of foil.
277
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:53,954
Yeah, yeah.
278
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,580
Like, what else could that possibly be?
279
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,874
- Did you talk to her?
- No, no. She didn't see us.
280
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,250
Wait, what are you gonna do?
281
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,419
I don't know. I think we just
get somebody else, I guess.
282
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,796
The wedding is this Saturday.
283
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,839
Well, we just get, like,
a playlist or something, no?
284
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,633
No. You need a DJ, trust me.
285
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:07,717
Who did yours again?
286
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,552
No one. It was a disaster.
287
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,304
Are you just afraid you're not
gonna find someone else?
288
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,515
No, I just... I don't know.
It's not a deal-breaker, right?
289
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,976
Like, people do drugs. It's...
290
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,436
Babe, there's drugs
and then there's heroin.
291
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,397
That's the line?
292
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,650
She's not performing surgery.
She's, like, a... She's a DJ.
293
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,903
But isn't it more the fact
that she was doin' it out in the street?
294
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,030
Doesn't that say something
about where she's at in life?
295
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,408
Okay, she wasn't, like, "on the street."
296
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,617
It was like...
297
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,828
It was like a party or something.
298
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,454
There was a whole bunch
of other crackheads.
299
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,873
Why are you trying to be her publicist
all of a sudden?
300
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,500
I don't know.
I just don't wanna dismiss her
301
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,876
'cause of this one thing. You know?
302
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,171
Just checking in.
How was that mushroom risotto?
303
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,298
- It was so good.
- It was really, really good.
304
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,383
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
305
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,760
You need more time to think
or can we commit?
306
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,137
- Do you wanna... Let's commit.
- Yeah.
307
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,014
Aw.
308
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,432
Yes, we commit to it.
309
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,599
- We'll commit to it.
- Just so you know,
310
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,728
it kinda has to be final this time, so...
311
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,272
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we totally get it. Thank you.
312
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,773
And, um, can I ask, is there any way
313
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,859
of getting another glass
of the skin contact?
314
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,987
'Cause I haven't quite made my mind up
about the wine yet.
315
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,114
- Okay.
- Yeah, me too, actually. Sorry.
316
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,615
Mike.
317
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,329
We're not a bar.
318
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,873
Cheers!
319
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,709
Love you guys.
320
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,794
You know, I barely touched
the food at our wedding.
321
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,379
- Too much adrenaline.
- Yeah.
322
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:29,549
And then we ran around at 2:00 a.m.
looking for a slice of pizza.
323
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,302
We should go to the diner.
324
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,721
- What, Andy's?
- Yeah. Yeah.
325
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,431
Yeah, and they're,
like, they're open late.
326
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,349
Um, what, on our wedding night?
327
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,768
- Andy's?
- Yeah. It'll be fun.
328
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,686
You know,
like actors when they win the Oscar
329
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,731
and they, like, go in their tuxes,
and it's fancy, and they order hamburgers.
330
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,815
- Cute.
- It's cool.
331
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,901
Yeah. I mean, like... Yeah. Maybe.
332
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,528
Don't they actually sell crack
out of that place?
333
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,157
Yes. That reminds me,
what are we gonna do about DJ Overdose?
334
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,366
- Don't be mean.
- No.
335
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,535
Just replace her. It can't be that hard.
336
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,912
This wouldn't even be a conversation
337
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,830
if we hadn't,
like, randomly seen her today.
338
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,750
Yeah, but we did,
and now I'm gonna fixate over it.
339
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,752
Okay, but that's a you problem though.
340
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,670
Okay, what if she was a pedophile?
341
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,631
- What?
- Mike.
342
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,965
What?
343
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,343
What would it take
for you to fire her?
344
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,386
- Okay.
- Really fucking different,
345
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,973
I feel like, from doing drugs, right?
346
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,975
- Like, that's...
- Mike, everybody knows
347
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,269
if you bring a pedo to a wedding,
it's just like...
348
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,938
- It's bad vibes.
- Bad vibes all round.
349
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,815
True. But a heroin addict,
on the other hand...
350
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,608
That could be great vibes.
351
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,485
- 'Cause that's party vibes.
- Party vibes.
352
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,278
- Exactly.
- It might be a little fun!
353
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:36,116
For all we know, we could have
caught her on her worst day.
354
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,201
Yeah, but you caught her.
Isn't that the point?
355
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,286
Why are you acting
like you've never done anything bad?
356
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,329
Not that bad.
357
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,539
What about the dog story?
358
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,665
Hey, don't.
359
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,709
What?
360
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,045
Wow, okay. What's the dog story?
361
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,756
It's nothing.
362
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,174
Just tell the story.
363
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,677
No, I... Rachel, please.
364
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,011
Before we got married,
365
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,721
we did this thing where we said
the worst thing we've ever done.
366
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,099
Yes, and then we said
we'd never speak about it again.
367
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,060
Are you kidding me?
368
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,187
Just...
369
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,064
It's fine.
370
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,734
- Do you want me to tell it?
- No, I don't want anyone to tell it.
371
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,278
Wait...
372
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,863
...did you, like, fuck a dog?
373
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,322
I didn't fuck a dog, Charlie.
374
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,740
I thought that's
what you were gonna say.
375
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,284
Come on. I'll do mine too.
376
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:21,870
Oh, fuck, man.
377
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,708
Okay, I'll tell mine if we all do it.
378
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:27,834
- Great.
- Sure.
379
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,377
Yeah? Promise?
380
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,504
Promise.
381
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,464
- Okay. What?
- Okay.
382
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,468
This is about an ex-girlfriend
I was dating when I was in college.
383
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,678
Who, Tessa?
384
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:39,804
Yeah.
385
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:43,558
So, we'd been dating for about a year,
and it was her birthday,
386
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,768
so we went down to Mexico to celebrate,
387
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,021
and she, look, she had anger issues,
388
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,273
and she didn't really
seem grateful for the trip,
389
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,691
and we argued a lot.
390
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,651
- It was really exhausting...
- Don't sugarcoat it.
391
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,986
Okay, I'm just saying,
392
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,864
you know, the vibes
were already off, all right?
393
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,240
So, okay, anyway,
394
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,284
um, one night
we're walking home from a bar.
395
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,077
This was actually on her birthday.
396
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,788
Um, yeah, and, uh...
397
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,708
we're cutting through this back alley
to get to our place,
398
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:13,671
and this dog comes out of nowhere,
barking.
399
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:17,759
And no owner in sight.
Just a wild, crazy street dog.
400
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,594
And, um...
401
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,555
instinctively, she starts kicking at it,
402
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,807
which only makes the dog
more aggressive, and...
403
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:25,892
Right.
404
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,228
...it actually starts biting her.
405
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,230
And what did you do?
406
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,815
Um...
407
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,317
I kinda sorta just moved behind...
408
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,236
- He used her as a human shield.
- No! I...
409
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,863
That's what you said.
You said you held her in front of you
410
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,491
to avoid getting bitten.
411
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,451
Yeah, okay. I used her as a human shield.
412
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,577
- Fine.
- Thank you.
413
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,079
On her birthday. Wow.
414
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,622
I mean, like it makes a difference,
really.
415
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,791
What a horrible little piece of shit
you were.
416
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,042
Oh, no, he still is.
417
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,127
Yeah, okay. Let's hear yours, then.
418
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,879
No, I regret it.
419
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,172
No, Rachel, you have to.
420
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,259
I can't! No, I can't. I'm sorry, I can't.
421
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,345
If you don't tell them, I will,
and I'll make it sound so much worse.
422
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,597
Okay, just give me a second.
423
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,557
I need a moment.
424
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,310
Okay, she...
425
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,854
I locked a kid in a closet.
426
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,648
- Okay.
- No, come on, the full story.
427
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:14,732
All right, so...
428
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,444
I had this really
weird neighbor growing up.
429
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,072
He was a few years younger than me.
430
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,283
He was a little slow.
431
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,244
And he came over to my house one day
432
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:30,748
wanting to show me some abandoned RV
that he had found in the woods.
433
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:33,001
And I don't know,
I must have been bored that day
434
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,336
because I just went with it.
435
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:39,132
And it was really out of the way.
Like, deep in the forest.
436
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,676
And when we got there, it was disgusting.
437
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,094
It smelled bad,
438
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:46,973
and there was beer bottles
and porn everywhere.
439
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,725
Oh, this is where you met Mike.
440
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,518
Fuck you.
441
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:54,397
And at first, I was like, "Why am I here?"
442
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,569
And then I noticed this empty closet,
443
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,863
and I dared him to get in it.
444
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,907
And I don't know what came over me,
445
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,285
but I slammed the door and I locked it.
446
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,955
And he immediately started screaming,
like, really loud.
447
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,958
And I didn't know what to do,
so I ran away.
448
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,294
Yeah.
449
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,629
Wait, why didn't you just open it?
450
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:21,341
Well, he was, like, going crazy,
451
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,593
and it freaked me out,
452
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,179
so I just ran home
and I didn't say anything.
453
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,263
- What?
- And, uh...
454
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,932
Wait, what... What happened to him?
455
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,517
I don't know.
456
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,728
Wait, what do you mean?
457
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,105
- I remember...
- That's dark, Rachel!
458
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,567
I remember his dad
coming over later that day.
459
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:44,072
He asked me what was going on
and if I knew where his son was.
460
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,908
And I was just so scared
that I was gonna get in trouble
461
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,951
that I didn't tell him.
462
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,914
And the next morning when I woke up,
there was a full search party going.
463
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,957
- You left him there overnight?
- Yeah.
464
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,418
But they found him.
They found him. Don't worry.
465
00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:59,337
He's alive! He's alive.
466
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,297
But no one ever asked me about it,
467
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,299
and it never came back to me,
for some reason.
468
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,593
Yeah, 'cause
he was terrified of you obviously.
469
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:06,969
Yeah. Maybe.
470
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,972
Well, what would you have done
if they hadn't found him?
471
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,599
Oh, I would have said something.
472
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:12,892
It kinda sounds like you didn't.
473
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,436
Well, they found him.
I didn't have to say anything.
474
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,688
- What's yours, then, Charlie?
- Yeah, come on, Charlie.
475
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:19,023
Oh, um...
476
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,818
What's the worst thing I've ever done?
477
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,569
And don't fuck around, man. The worst one.
478
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,154
Don't bullshit us.
479
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:26,864
I...
480
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:31,285
Fuck. I... I don't know. I don't know.
481
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:32,995
I don't know. I honestly don't know.
482
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,831
No, fuck that. You have to say something.
483
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,707
Um...
484
00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:39,794
Um...
...I cyberbullied someone
485
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,462
really badly when I was in school.
486
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,843
- When?
- Um...
487
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,054
- I must have been 14, I think.
- This fucking guy, man.
488
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,973
Yeah, but, like, how bad are we talking?
489
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:55,059
No, badly.
He moved. His entire family moved.
490
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,477
Because of the bullying?
491
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:59,105
Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah.
492
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,315
But when I think about it,
493
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,568
it could have been a coincidence.
494
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,735
- Lame.
- Come on.
495
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,362
But they did move. And he was crying!
496
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,282
- I made him cry a bunch of times.
- You were 14! Who cares?
497
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,993
Your brain doesn't even
fully develop until you're 25.
498
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,453
And yours never got there?
499
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:15,371
Why are we all ganging up on me today?
500
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,123
- I didn't say anything.
- Yeah, that's true.
501
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,292
- Thank you, Emma. You're sweet.
- Oh, Emma. What about Emma?
502
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,253
I didn't mean... No, I think you were still...
503
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,589
No, no, no, no. He's disqualified.
We're moving on. Come on.
504
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,299
Yeah, come on, give us something good.
505
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,885
Give us some hot tea, Emma.
506
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,938
Do you know what it is?
507
00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:42,607
Uh, I don't know.
508
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,234
Do I know what this is?
509
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:46,819
Come on.
510
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,114
Come on.
511
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:51,782
Don't pussy out on us now.
512
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,784
Okay. I, um...
513
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,996
I, like...
514
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,624
almost did a mass shooting.
515
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,337
No, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
516
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,424
Like, um, when I was 15,
517
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:10,760
I was, like, really, really
fucked-up back then,
518
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,179
and, um, yeah,
519
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:17,808
I planned to bring a weapon to school.
520
00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,186
And, like, do a school shooting?
521
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:24,941
What?
522
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,860
Yeah, I think I was,
like, actually gonna do it.
523
00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:29,946
I think I almost did one.
524
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,030
Oh, come on.
525
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,032
You're joking.
You, like, fantasized about it.
526
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,409
No, like, I had a weapon,
527
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:39,914
and I brought it to school which is...
528
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,040
Yeah.
529
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:43,918
What weapon?
530
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:45,628
It was my dad's rifle.
531
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,672
No. No, I don't believe this for a second.
532
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,590
No, it's true.
I mean, it's actually why I'm deaf.
533
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:52,802
I was practicing in the woods,
and I held the gun too close.
534
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:57,014
What?
535
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,724
Yeah.
536
00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:02,228
You said you had that since birth.
What are you...
537
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,731
Well, I didn't, like,
wanna say, but, um...
538
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,567
Yeah.
539
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,194
I was holding it, and then my ear popped.
540
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:12,905
And there was all this blood,
541
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:16,742
and yeah, that was that. Yeah.
542
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,871
But I didn't...
543
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:23,958
I didn't do anything.
I didn't, like, actually do anything.
544
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,752
I know it's, like, insane
to have the fucking, like, idea,
545
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,421
but I didn't...
546
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:33,175
I... Yeah, I didn't actually do anything.
547
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:45,688
You know my cousin's in a wheelchair
because of a shooting, right?
548
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:53,279
I... I didn't know that, no.
549
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,657
Are you fucking serious?
550
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,620
Wait... Wait, are you...
551
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:04,248
Are you being serious about...
Is this a real thing? Like...
552
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:05,916
This is...
553
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,294
so disturbing,
554
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,588
I don't even know how to respond to this.
555
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,966
Um, I'm... I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said anything.
556
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:15,509
You planned a school shooting?
557
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:17,595
- I mean, I was 15 years old.
- Rachel. Rachel. Don't...
558
00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:19,722
Oh, you were 15?
So, what, does that make it okay?
559
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,098
You were 15?
560
00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:23,851
No, that's not what I'm saying. I just...
561
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,395
- Um, I'm sorry. I'm drunk.
- Oh, you're drunk.
562
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:27,897
So what does that mean? Are you lying?
563
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,357
Rachel, just stop yelling at her.
What the...
564
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,441
Stop yelling?
565
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,027
You know what? Fuck this.
We're leaving. Mike!
566
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:35,029
Rachel, I know that this sounds insane.
I get that.
567
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,823
It's just that, like, at the time
I was really depressed, and I...
568
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,743
Um, hey, look, Rach,
I'm gonna order an Uber.
569
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,328
Can we just calm down for a second?
570
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,247
Sam is actually paralyzed
because of that.
571
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,332
Who's Sam?
572
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:47,625
My cousin. My fucking cousin.
573
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,251
I'm sorry,
I didn't know what his name was.
574
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,920
Samantha. I've told you about her.
575
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,923
- Is everything all right?
- Yeah, can we get some water...
576
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,050
- Oh, my God.
- Shit.
577
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,313
Seven minutes.
578
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,108
You do have the keys.
They're in your purse.
579
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,984
Charlie, I don't have the key. I checked.
580
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,986
I checked. On the way here,
I already checked.
581
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:18,698
- They're not in there.
- I...
582
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:23,202
You see?
583
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,663
- I can hear them.
- I did this already.
584
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:36,549
- Charlie, I didn't mean...
- Emma.
585
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,050
...for tonight to be...
586
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:39,135
- I didn't mean...
- I don't...
587
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:42,096
- Let's just talk about it in the morning.
- Are you sure? 'Cause I feel like...
588
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:44,432
Yes, you're fucked up.
I don't want to talk to you right now. So...
589
00:28:44,515 --> 00:28:46,392
- I'm not fucked up.
- You are.
590
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,227
Let's just go to bed.
591
00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:50,855
Okay.
592
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,567
How'd you get so drunk?
593
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,731
- Is that you?
- Yeah.
594
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,275
What? When did you wear glasses?
595
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,738
- Can you send this to me?
- No, no, I cannot.
596
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,198
- Why not?
- Because I look insane.
597
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:50,558
Fuck!
598
00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:06,407
Charlie?
599
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:10,911
Charlie.
600
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,442
I mean, she's insane.
She's insane, right?
601
00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,736
Yeah, I mean, she's obviously
not the person you thought she was.
602
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:46,614
The fucking wedding is this weekend.
My family's flying in on Friday.
603
00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:48,699
And I've spent so much fucking money.
604
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:50,826
No, we'll worry
about that stuff later, all right?
605
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,369
You're not marrying a psychopath, right?
606
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:57,583
Fly back to London. Leave right now.
Don't even go back to the apartment.
607
00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:00,044
Get away as fast you can.
I'll take care of it.
608
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,879
I'll call the police.
609
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,007
I'll beat her up. Whatever you want.
610
00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:17,353
Thank you.
611
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,719
I'm really sorry about last night.
612
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,763
Um...
613
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:57,184
Yeah. No. That was, uh...
614
00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,937
Do you hate me?
615
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,939
No.
616
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,777
- Just that...
- What?
617
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,531
I mean, was it true?
618
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,743
I just...
619
00:33:16,245 --> 00:33:18,539
There's no way. I mean...
620
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,833
I'm just having
a really hard time believing...
621
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,919
Why would I make something
like that up? It's...
622
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,172
So you were just never gonna tell me?
623
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:30,843
Maybe.
624
00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:35,973
Then why say it in front of everybody?
625
00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:37,933
I didn't fucking plan it, you know?
626
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,853
It just... I was drunk. I mean...
627
00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:46,567
I mean, were you...
628
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,235
Can we just forget about it?
629
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,196
Like, I won't bring it up.
630
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,783
You don't bring it up and we just,
like, forget about it. We just don't...
631
00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,827
I kind of think I have to know,
632
00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,246
'cause...
633
00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:05,169
otherwise I'm gonna be assuming
you're like a psychopath.
634
00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:07,963
I mean...
635
00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:14,470
Like, why... How did you even get the...
Why did you want to shoot up your school?
636
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,929
God, don't say it like that.
637
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:18,015
Well, that's what you said.
You said you planned a school shooting.
638
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,558
I just-- Okay, I get it. Just please.
639
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,104
Please.
640
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,732
I don't want you to fixate on this.
641
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:27,816
You know how you are. You do.
642
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,651
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- You fixate on things,
643
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,570
- and you can't stop thinking...
- Think it's gonna be better...
644
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:35,407
We should just do this later.
645
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,160
Why?
646
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,746
Well, because I feel like shit,
and we're supposed to meet Frances.
647
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,331
Okay, just cancel Frances. Like...
648
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,540
No, we can't.
649
00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:45,751
I mean, it's, like,
her only time apparently.
650
00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:51,924
You know, unless you don't
want to go through with it anymore.
651
00:34:57,471 --> 00:34:59,014
Do you not want to get married?
652
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:02,976
Emma, of course I want to get married.
653
00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:07,314
I just... I just want to
be able to talk to you about it.
654
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,776
Like was this... When was this?
It was in high school?
655
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:17,950
Then we sort of settled down
when I was, like, seven.
656
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:21,703
And I was fine then, I think.
I had friends and stuff.
657
00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:23,872
Um...
658
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,668
Then we moved
again when I was, like, 14.
659
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,045
Where to?
660
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,672
- Uh, Louisiana.
- Right.
661
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,173
Yeah, I just...
662
00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:35,342
I didn't make any new friends
663
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,928
and I thought everyone hated me and I...
664
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,399
Sorry.
665
00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:52,609
Fuck you!
666
00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:01,994
- And that was it?
- No, no...
667
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,454
I mean, like, there was other stuff...
668
00:36:04,538 --> 00:36:06,165
I just... That was one example.
669
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,500
Ever heard of deodorant?
670
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,502
Bitch.
671
00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:12,379
You know, like, shit like that.
672
00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:17,259
So how'd you go from there to, like...
673
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,512
How does a child even get the idea?
674
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:21,638
I mean, it wasn't...
675
00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:24,766
like, an original idea.
676
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:27,019
I mean, there were shootings all the time.
677
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,689
I guess I was just, like, intrigued.
678
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:31,857
Intrigued?
679
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,401
Yeah.
680
00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:36,069
By what?
681
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,072
Like, the aesthetics of it.
682
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:41,533
Of what?
683
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,952
Of shootings.
684
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,914
It was, like, a whole thing online
and I just...
685
00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:48,457
I think I just thought it looked cool.
686
00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:24,451
I don't know. I just started to believe
687
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:26,286
this character that I was playing.
688
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:29,122
And I guess it got me a lot of attention,
689
00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:30,582
'cause I was a girl.
690
00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:33,210
- Shit.
- What?
691
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,419
We have to go.
692
00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:37,464
I'll shoot you first.
693
00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:40,759
Then your parents,
then I'll shoot you and your parents.
694
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:44,471
Then I'll do the maid, grandparents...
And you don't have any siblings, right?
695
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:45,639
- No.
- Okay.
696
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:48,141
Uh, then I'll shoot ring bearer.
697
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:51,561
Then I'll get your full-length,
back of dress, putting on veil.
698
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,314
Then I'll shoot you.
Same thing, with and without parents.
699
00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:57,359
With best man, then grandparents.
700
00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,111
Uh, I don't think they can make it.
701
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,779
They're not coming?
702
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:03,657
Just, uh, the travel might be a bit much.
703
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,909
Okay, shooting grandparents TBD.
704
00:38:05,993 --> 00:38:08,287
Uh, but then I'll get your full-length
705
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:10,372
and then we'll do a close-up of the rings.
706
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,749
Signing the certificate. The first dance.
707
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,293
Cake cutting. Bouquet toss.
708
00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:17,170
And then I'm just gonna get
like a bunch of candids throughout.
709
00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:20,090
Yeah? Does that feel
like it covers everything?
710
00:38:21,258 --> 00:38:22,551
- Yeah, I think so.
- Yeah?
711
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:23,969
Okay, I'll send you the shot list
712
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,887
and you let me know
if you want to add anything.
713
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,014
- Cool.
- Yeah.
714
00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:28,307
Okay.
715
00:38:30,684 --> 00:38:33,437
Am I sensing some nerves?
716
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,605
A little camera shy?
717
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,067
Why don't, um... I think that...
718
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:41,611
Why don't we, uh...
Let's do a little warm-up.
719
00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:43,864
Let's do a little warm-up
so we're feeling, you know,
720
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:46,658
like revved up and comfortable
on the day. Yeah?
721
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:50,162
All right. Let's try it.
Let's do a little warm-up. Up on our feet.
722
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:53,332
Okay. Just leave your coats there and, um...
723
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,126
Yeah, just stand right there.
That's right.
724
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:57,919
That's right. Just split that mark.
725
00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:01,256
Okay. Let's see how this looks.
726
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,050
All right, Charlie, can...
727
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,177
Move a little closer
to the love of your life.
728
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,261
There we go.
729
00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:10,849
All right, so, um, think about
what you want to express.
730
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:13,226
Think about what you love
about your partner.
731
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,687
So, Emma, what's your favorite
thing about Charlie?
732
00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:17,272
Um...
733
00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:20,525
I, uh, love that he's very smart.
734
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:21,943
Um...
735
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:28,367
Very caring and open-minded
and understanding.
736
00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:32,454
And, um, and handsome...
...obviously, so...
737
00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:35,332
Okay, good. Good, good.
738
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,250
Okay, so keep those things in mind. Okay?
739
00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:38,835
Charlie.
740
00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:40,962
What's your favorite thing about Emma?
741
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,883
Um... Sh...
742
00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:50,931
She's, uh, kind...
...and, um, empathetic and, uh...
743
00:39:52,641 --> 00:39:54,267
Funny.
744
00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:59,064
She's beautiful. And empathetic.
745
00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:01,191
Double empathy. That's good.
746
00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:03,193
Okay, so hold on to those thoughts, okay?
747
00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:05,695
And we're just gonna send them
into the camera.
748
00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:07,989
Don't forget to smile.
749
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:11,410
Really smile.
750
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,372
Okay. Yeah.
751
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:16,998
Just smile naturally.
752
00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:23,213
Yeah, just like a... Mmm.
753
00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:26,716
Yeah, Charlie,
just a completely natural smile.
754
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:31,096
Yeah. Just like
755
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,348
how you would smile in life.
756
00:40:33,432 --> 00:40:35,058
Okay. Um,
757
00:40:35,142 --> 00:40:37,436
Ben, let's, um... let's get some music.
758
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:38,562
Let's get some vibes.
759
00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:41,731
Okay? Shake things up a little. Yeah?
760
00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:42,858
All right. Good, good.
761
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,192
That's a real smile.
762
00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:46,319
That was real.
That's what I was looking for.
763
00:40:46,403 --> 00:40:47,404
Okay, put a hand on his chest.
764
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:49,656
Okay. Oh, bling.
765
00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:52,325
There we go. Love it. Yeah.
766
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:53,702
Okay.
767
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:57,080
And... And remember,
you know each other really well.
768
00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:59,749
You're completely comfortable together.
769
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,043
Okay.
770
00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:03,712
Yeah.
771
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:06,631
Emma, fall into him. Just rest your...
772
00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:10,969
We're in love.
We want to show it to the world.
773
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:14,931
We found love
that we're gonna have forever.
774
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,350
Right. Charlie, you're still here?
775
00:41:17,434 --> 00:41:19,811
You get to be with this beautiful woman.
776
00:41:19,895 --> 00:41:22,189
Empathetic woman. We know that.
777
00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:26,193
Good. Good smiles. Good smiles.
Good, you two.
778
00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:30,238
Okay, that's nice. You guys look great.
779
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,628
Um...
780
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:49,132
Okay. Um, you know, I think that, um...
781
00:41:49,216 --> 00:41:51,009
We'll, we'll...
782
00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:53,053
- We'll get there on the day.
- Yeah.
783
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:54,387
Okay.
784
00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,557
- Okay. Okay.
- All right.
785
00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:00,352
- Thank you.
- Okay.
786
00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:05,315
Jesus fucking... Are you fucking kidding me?
787
00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:12,822
- This is a crosswalk!
- Emma, come on.
788
00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:14,407
- People fucking cross here!
- Hey, dude, control your girlfriend.
789
00:42:14,491 --> 00:42:15,492
Emma.
790
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:16,701
- "Control your girlfriend"?
- Emma.
791
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:18,912
- Get the fuck out of the way!
- I'm not getting out of the fucking way.
792
00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:20,288
- You crazy bitch.
- It's a crosswalk, dumbass.
793
00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:21,414
Jesus Christ.
794
00:42:30,674 --> 00:42:32,050
Fuck.
795
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,219
Oh, sorry.
796
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:36,263
What the fuck are you doing?
797
00:42:36,346 --> 00:42:38,807
I won't do that again.
798
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,767
I just don't really like being slapped.
799
00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:47,774
Hey, thanks for waiting.
So, how's it all going?
800
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:52,070
Sorry. Did I interrupt anything?
801
00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,572
Just... No, it's great. Yeah.
802
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:55,365
Okay. Cool. Long night?
803
00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:56,408
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
804
00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:57,993
Yeah, I know. Me too.
805
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,328
Um, should we check out...
...what we were talking about?
806
00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:01,413
- Yeah.
- Cool. Okay.
807
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:02,664
These ones just came in.
808
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,207
You probably noticed them.
They're a little loud, but...
809
00:43:11,006 --> 00:43:12,716
Did you actually like the lilies?
810
00:43:14,843 --> 00:43:16,886
'Cause I can call him back if you didn't.
811
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:20,390
- Uh, no, it's fine. Yeah.
- Okay.
812
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:22,892
You okay?
813
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,064
How close did you get?
814
00:43:28,148 --> 00:43:29,899
You probably wanna know why.
815
00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:33,570
"Why'd she do it?
816
00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:35,322
What's wrong with her?"
817
00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,329
What the fuck.
818
00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:52,505
Hey, fucker.
819
00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:55,091
Hey, fucker.
820
00:43:55,175 --> 00:43:56,843
You wanna fucking die?
821
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,103
Hi.
822
00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:10,357
By the time you see this,
I'll most likely already be gone.
823
00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:13,610
And now you're wondering why.
824
00:44:14,611 --> 00:44:15,820
"Why did she..."
825
00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:18,114
Fuck.
826
00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,707
Oh, my God. There's a shooting.
827
00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:29,292
- What?
- Yeah, at the mall.
828
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:32,712
People are, like, jumping
out of windows and shit.
829
00:44:32,796 --> 00:44:33,797
What? Right now?
830
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,008
- Oh, my God. I was just there.
- What the fuck is going on?
831
00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:38,760
There was another mass shooting?
832
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,512
Technically,
it wasn't a mass shooting, but yeah.
833
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:42,555
What do you mean?
834
00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:45,809
Only three people died.
It has to be four or more.
835
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:50,230
Uh-huh, okay. Uh...
836
00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:53,149
And that's the reason you didn't do it?
837
00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:54,734
'Cause someone else...
838
00:44:54,818 --> 00:44:58,363
That's the reason you didn't do it,
'cause...
839
00:44:58,446 --> 00:44:59,614
somebody else just got there first?
840
00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:05,704
I just got the news
that Marcus didn't make it.
841
00:45:05,787 --> 00:45:06,830
What?
842
00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:08,623
He passed away earlier today...
843
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:10,625
...at the hospital.
844
00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:15,505
Who the fuck does something like that?
845
00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:19,509
Like, what is wrong with you?
You know what I mean?
846
00:45:19,592 --> 00:45:20,677
Yeah.
847
00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,932
Yeah. It's like...
848
00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,144
how can someone even, like...
849
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,230
- Get the idea?
- Yeah.
850
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:34,566
...with being here with each other
851
00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:36,151
in a moment like this,
852
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,611
and really seeing each other,
really hearing each other,
853
00:45:38,695 --> 00:45:40,530
feeling each other.
854
00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:43,575
Some of us might be scared.
855
00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:46,369
Some of us might be angry.
856
00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:48,872
I bet some of us are confused today,
aren't we?
857
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:51,916
That's okay.
858
00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:54,961
We ain't gonna run away
from those feelings today.
859
00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:58,965
So here's what we're gonna do.
I wanna try an exercise with y'all.
860
00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:01,718
All right, everybody
get up on your feet real quick.
861
00:46:03,178 --> 00:46:06,598
What I want you to do
is to start slowly walking around.
862
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,726
Good.
863
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:13,772
Now, after a moment, I want you to stop.
864
00:46:14,981 --> 00:46:18,151
Okay, look at that person
that's right in front of you.
865
00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:22,906
See if you can sense
what they're experiencing right now.
866
00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,867
Yeah, okay. Any other thoughts?
867
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:30,163
I don't know. I just feel like this
is specifically a male problem, right?
868
00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:33,166
Like it's always some angry, crazy guy.
869
00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:35,668
Emma?
870
00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:37,253
You don't agree?
871
00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,005
No, there's been a few.
872
00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,590
A few what?
873
00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:43,384
Mass shootings by women.
874
00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,553
Well, not in America.
875
00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:47,096
Yeah, I mean, there's even that song,
876
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:48,807
- "I Don't Like Mondays."
- What?
877
00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:51,100
It's about a woman who shot
a bunch of people from her window
878
00:46:51,184 --> 00:46:52,977
because she hated Mondays.
879
00:46:53,061 --> 00:46:56,314
It's not just men,
and they're not all crazy.
880
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,483
A lot of them are shockingly normal.
881
00:46:58,566 --> 00:46:59,567
Normal?
882
00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:01,778
I mean, like, what the hell
are you talking about?
883
00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:03,613
Look them in the eyes.
884
00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:06,324
Acknowledge them. Be with them.
885
00:47:06,407 --> 00:47:07,617
Be aware of them.
886
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,871
It's okay if you're emotional.
887
00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:17,126
Okay, let's keep doing it.
Keep walking. Keep going.
888
00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:20,588
So, uh, I was gonna ask you
if you wanted to join me
889
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,966
and, you know, try to do something.
890
00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:25,635
About?
891
00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:27,470
Gun violence.
892
00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:31,307
'Cause I'm just trying to organize
a little something, you know?
893
00:47:31,391 --> 00:47:34,018
Unless you, like, love guns or something.
894
00:47:34,102 --> 00:47:36,229
Yeah, no.
895
00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:39,023
It's kind of like that Louis Malle movie.
896
00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:40,149
What?
897
00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:42,402
Do you know the one
about the guy who wants to join
898
00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:43,903
the French Resistance,
899
00:47:43,987 --> 00:47:47,073
but they reject him,
so he joins the Nazis instead?
900
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:51,035
But it's, like, the other way around.
901
00:47:51,828 --> 00:47:53,663
I haven't seen that one.
902
00:47:53,746 --> 00:47:55,707
I don't know,
if anyone wants to volunteer?
903
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,126
What about Emma?
904
00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:00,378
- Me?
- Yeah.
905
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,672
I mean,
I feel like you'd be a good speaker.
906
00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:04,007
Why?
907
00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:06,134
I don't know. I mean, it just makes sense.
908
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,343
I mean, you sound legit,
909
00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:10,763
and I just feel like
you have the best face for it.
910
00:48:12,682 --> 00:48:14,642
Okay. Yeah, Emma it is.
911
00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:26,821
Okay.
912
00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:28,448
Let's make the world
a better place, right?
913
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:32,410
No more guns! No more guns!
914
00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:37,874
And you didn't feel like a fraud?
915
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,751
No.
916
00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:42,754
It felt like finally waking up
from a bad dream.
917
00:48:43,838 --> 00:48:44,923
Just like that?
918
00:48:46,174 --> 00:48:47,383
I mean, I guess.
919
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:50,845
Okay.
920
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:55,516
And you never had those issues again?
921
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,810
Like what? What do you mean?
922
00:48:57,894 --> 00:48:59,729
Like...
923
00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:01,814
violent urges...
924
00:49:01,898 --> 00:49:03,441
God, no. No.
925
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:04,525
Okay.
926
00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:07,070
But, like, when did...
927
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:09,364
Charlie, can we stop talking about this?
928
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,242
Just... until after the wedding?
929
00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:16,412
Because... I just... I don't...
I don't wanna ruin everything.
930
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:18,831
And I don't want you
to look at me differently.
931
00:49:18,915 --> 00:49:21,709
And I just... I love you.
I love you so much.
932
00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:28,508
I love you too.
933
00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:34,555
Rachel's not responding.
934
00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:36,391
It's pretty late.
935
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:39,894
Yeah, well, she's not
responding to my emails either.
936
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:41,896
Why are you emailing her?
937
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:45,108
'Cause I stupidly got Alice
to hire her for this work thing.
938
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:46,609
I'll just call Mike in the morning.
939
00:49:46,693 --> 00:49:48,361
They probably both hate me.
940
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,531
They don't hate you.
941
00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:53,366
It's gonna be all right, I promise.
942
00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,575
How do you know that?
943
00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,828
'Cause it's just Rachel. She's just...
944
00:49:56,911 --> 00:50:00,289
She's just overreacting,
like she always does.
945
00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:15,930
You know...
946
00:50:16,014 --> 00:50:17,015
What?
947
00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:23,271
Freud said something like, uh,
948
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,983
the feelings that we don't talk about
get buried alive,
949
00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:29,777
only to come out in uglier ways.
950
00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:34,657
Is that what you feel right now?
951
00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:40,246
No, I just think it's important to talk.
952
00:50:41,039 --> 00:50:42,415
Yeah.
953
00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:45,043
And we did.
954
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,130
We did, yeah.
955
00:50:50,923 --> 00:50:52,842
And we're okay, right?
956
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:57,055
Yeah.
957
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,612
Morning.
958
00:51:55,404 --> 00:51:57,073
Morning. How'd you sleep?
959
00:51:57,156 --> 00:51:58,157
Not great.
960
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:01,869
What... What are you doing?
961
00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:04,664
Just working on my speech.
962
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,586
- I'm just gonna have a shower.
- Okay.
963
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,714
Hey.
964
00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:14,966
Kiss.
965
00:52:50,585 --> 00:52:51,878
Hey, Charlie, did you...
966
00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:55,548
Jesus, you scared me.
967
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,008
I was making a smoothie.
968
00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,095
Why are you looking at me like that?
969
00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:02,138
Like what?
970
00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:05,099
Like you're scared of me.
971
00:53:05,183 --> 00:53:07,143
It was just like a... It was a reflex.
972
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,772
Do you think I came in here to stab you?
973
00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:16,235
No. What? Of course not. I...
974
00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:18,154
What was the question?
975
00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:32,335
Very funny.
976
00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:40,051
Didn't you say you had a friend that died?
977
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:41,177
What?
978
00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:44,472
Like, when you were younger.
In a car accident or something?
979
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,893
Uh, yeah. My neighbor.
980
00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:51,646
Were you guys close?
981
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:54,523
No, not really.
She was a couple of years older than me.
982
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,526
And how old was she
when it happened?
983
00:53:57,610 --> 00:53:59,278
She was, like, 12.
984
00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:00,529
No shit. Wow.
985
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:05,201
That must have been a really crazy thing
to witness, like, at that age.
986
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:07,870
I didn't actually witness it.
987
00:54:07,954 --> 00:54:11,374
No, but still.
You never had therapy or anything?
988
00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:13,167
I was ten.
989
00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:15,711
Yeah, but, like,
ten is a very vulnerable age...
990
00:54:15,795 --> 00:54:17,338
- Okay, Charlie, please.
- What?
991
00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:20,591
I just... I know what you're trying to say,
and I don't think it's relevant.
992
00:54:21,342 --> 00:54:24,011
How do you know if it's relevant or not
if you haven't analyzed it?
993
00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:28,140
- Sure.
- Right?
994
00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,060
So, three o'clock, then?
995
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,354
- What?
- For City Hall,
996
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:35,147
for the marriage license.
997
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:36,899
Oh, yeah. Um, yes.
998
00:55:26,741 --> 00:55:27,950
Oh, fuck. Sorry.
999
00:55:28,034 --> 00:55:29,327
Sorry. Sorry.
1000
00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:30,578
- Jesus.
- Um...
1001
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:31,662
Hey.
1002
00:55:31,746 --> 00:55:32,997
Uh, have you talked to Rachel?
1003
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,583
No, I have not.
1004
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:39,211
Oh, um, would you mind just nudging her?
I just haven't heard from her.
1005
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,299
Misha, what is this?
1006
00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:45,843
- Did you put this on my desk?
- No.
1007
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,304
Do you know who did?
1008
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:49,513
No.
1009
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:53,392
It didn't just come in the mail?
1010
00:55:53,476 --> 00:55:54,852
Are you okay?
1011
00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:56,729
Yeah. Sorry, what did you want?
1012
00:55:56,812 --> 00:55:59,315
Just an update.
She's just, like, not responding.
1013
00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:04,111
I think... I think she's just,
like, really busy.
1014
00:56:04,195 --> 00:56:05,738
Doesn't need to be right now.
1015
00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,573
Yeah. But she's, like, always busy.
1016
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:10,242
Like, juggling a million things.
1017
00:56:10,326 --> 00:56:12,661
What does that mean?
She's not gonna do it?
1018
00:56:12,745 --> 00:56:16,624
I mean... probably not.
1019
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:19,418
But this was your idea.
1020
00:56:19,502 --> 00:56:22,296
Yeah, but she kind of
talked me into it, you know?
1021
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,256
She's in marketing.
She's just very good at that.
1022
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:26,300
Yeah.
1023
00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:29,136
Okay. So, what should we do?
1024
00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,099
I mean, honestly, I think
1025
00:56:33,182 --> 00:56:36,602
we just, like, move on
with someone else, 'cause...
1026
00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:40,523
She's great. Like, don't get me wrong.
It's just, she sucks at time management.
1027
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:42,566
Okay.
1028
00:56:42,650 --> 00:56:45,027
- Sorry.
- She's your friend.
1029
00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:50,134
Is... Is everything okay?
1030
00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:52,511
Yeah, I'm just...
1031
00:57:53,554 --> 00:57:54,555
What?
1032
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:58,434
- Nothing.
- Okay.
1033
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,564
Do you... Do you need some help? Or...
1034
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,483
No, just, like...
1035
00:58:07,568 --> 00:58:08,569
Okay.
1036
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:30,299
Um, Charlie, we don't have
to do this if you don't want to.
1037
00:58:30,382 --> 00:58:32,593
No, I do. I do. I do. Just...
1038
00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:34,386
Just give me a second.
1039
00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:35,346
Okay.
1040
00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:45,439
Okay. I feel like...
You have to stop thinking about it.
1041
00:58:45,523 --> 00:58:46,607
Hey, come on.
1042
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,025
You can't just say,
"Stop thinking about it."
1043
00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:50,277
- So, you are thinking about it?
- I'm not thinking about it.
1044
00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:55,032
For fuck's sakes,
I am thinking about it now.
1045
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,952
Let's just start over.
1046
00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:27,481
Is that seat taken?
1047
00:59:30,359 --> 00:59:31,777
Go ahead.
1048
00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:42,621
Do you live around here?
1049
00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:45,207
What?
1050
00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:47,793
It's just that you look familiar.
1051
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,048
Um, yeah. I'm...
1052
00:59:53,132 --> 00:59:54,341
Yeah, I live near here.
1053
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:55,968
Oh, cool.
1054
00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:58,345
I'm Emma, by the way.
1055
00:59:58,429 --> 01:00:00,598
What's your name?
1056
01:00:02,308 --> 01:00:05,269
- I don't think this is gonna...
- I'm sorry, what's your name?
1057
01:00:08,856 --> 01:00:11,150
- Charlie.
- Charlie.
1058
01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:14,445
What's a...
1059
01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:17,531
sexy guy like you doing out all alone?
1060
01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:19,742
Emma, look...
1061
01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:22,786
Do you have an accent?
What's that? Australian?
1062
01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:24,371
This isn't gonna work.
1063
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,165
What's not gonna work?
1064
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:27,791
Look, let's just not do this.
1065
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,710
- Do what?
- Just stop. Stop.
1066
01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:32,171
This is stupid.
Like, I'm not overthinking anything.
1067
01:00:32,254 --> 01:00:34,340
It's just been a stressful week. I...
1068
01:00:35,049 --> 01:00:37,676
I don't even care about it anymore.
1069
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,553
- You don't?
- No.
1070
01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:41,972
Well, then, why'd you throw out the mug?
1071
01:00:42,056 --> 01:00:44,683
- What mug?
- Your mug with the fucking gun on it.
1072
01:00:45,476 --> 01:00:47,811
- I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
1073
01:00:47,895 --> 01:00:49,813
I don't know. Maybe it was
fucking broken or something.
1074
01:00:49,897 --> 01:00:51,315
Oh, my God. Why are you lying about it?
1075
01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:53,692
Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
the mug meant so much to you.
1076
01:00:53,776 --> 01:00:54,777
I'm sorry I threw it away.
1077
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:57,071
It's obviously not about
the fucking mug, Charlie.
1078
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:03,994
Ow! Fuck.
1079
01:01:04,078 --> 01:01:06,121
- Fuck. Sorry.
- Charlie, the fuck was that?
1080
01:01:06,205 --> 01:01:08,999
I'm so sorry. I was just trying to do
your stupid joke thing.
1081
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:10,125
- Just stop.
- Are you all right?
1082
01:01:10,209 --> 01:01:11,210
Yes, I'm fine. I'm just...
1083
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:15,339
Fuck. It's Rachel.
1084
01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:16,423
Hey.
1085
01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:19,718
Well, Rachel, you're the maid of honor,
1086
01:01:19,802 --> 01:01:21,762
and if you call in the middle of the night
1087
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:24,098
and say you're not coming
to the wedding, I mean,
1088
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:26,141
that's not an aggressive move to you?
1089
01:01:26,225 --> 01:01:28,060
It was barely past 10:00.
1090
01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:30,354
Still. She's devastated.
1091
01:01:30,437 --> 01:01:32,272
Well, did she tell you that she had Alice
1092
01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:36,151
fire me off that project she, like,
begged me to help her with?
1093
01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:37,945
No, no. Why would she do that?
1094
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,238
Because she's crazy.
1095
01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:40,489
Stop... Stop saying that.
1096
01:01:40,572 --> 01:01:42,032
Well, how can you even trust her?
1097
01:01:42,116 --> 01:01:45,452
I mean, 'cause unlike you,
she didn't actually do anything, so...
1098
01:01:45,536 --> 01:01:47,871
Me? What are you talking about?
1099
01:01:47,955 --> 01:01:51,542
Yes. You locked a mentally
disabled child in a closet.
1100
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:52,918
- Okay, let's not...
- I never said
1101
01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:54,503
- he was mentally disabled.
- Yes, you did.
1102
01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:56,171
You said he was slow.
You said he was slow.
1103
01:01:56,255 --> 01:01:57,798
Please let's not fight, guys.
1104
01:01:58,757 --> 01:02:00,592
You're being incredibly hypocritical.
1105
01:02:00,676 --> 01:02:02,720
It was an impulse, Charlie.
1106
01:02:02,803 --> 01:02:05,013
I didn't plan a cold-blooded murder.
1107
01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:08,642
Well, she didn't, like... She...
1108
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:14,440
She didn't, like, come up with it
on her own.
1109
01:02:15,274 --> 01:02:16,525
What do you mean?
1110
01:02:16,608 --> 01:02:19,611
'Cause it's like a whole thing
in this country, isn't it?
1111
01:02:19,695 --> 01:02:21,530
I mean, think about it.
1112
01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:23,782
If there's a shooting
practically every single day,
1113
01:02:23,866 --> 01:02:27,202
then imagine how many people
must have thought about it.
1114
01:02:27,286 --> 01:02:31,165
Or, like, planned one.
Or even got close to it,
1115
01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:34,126
but backed out or changed their minds
for whatever reason.
1116
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:37,463
I'm sure there's thousands
of people like that.
1117
01:02:37,546 --> 01:02:40,507
We just wouldn't know 'cause
they would never tell anyone.
1118
01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:43,844
They're just out there,
living normal lives.
1119
01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:47,264
Really could be anyone.
1120
01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:50,225
Oh. Here we go.
So it's America's fault now?
1121
01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:52,728
I don't know. I think it's...
I do think it's a cultural thing.
1122
01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:53,896
Oh, please. Look at Mike.
1123
01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:55,814
He grew up around guns,
and he's terrified of them.
1124
01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:57,649
I didn't grow up around guns.
1125
01:02:58,859 --> 01:03:01,528
I thought you said you had an uncle
that owned, like, a bunch of guns.
1126
01:03:01,612 --> 01:03:02,780
Yeah, because he was a cop.
1127
01:03:02,863 --> 01:03:04,782
I'm not terrified of them.
Why would you even say that?
1128
01:03:04,865 --> 01:03:06,867
What, so you like guns now?
1129
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,536
Look. Can I just be completely honest?
1130
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:11,622
I was shocked, of course.
Just as much as you guys.
1131
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:12,915
Like, I...
1132
01:03:13,582 --> 01:03:14,583
But...
1133
01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:17,127
then we talked, and...
1134
01:03:17,211 --> 01:03:20,964
and, uh, she shared some stuff
from her past that...
1135
01:03:21,924 --> 01:03:24,968
I don't know. It just really
put it into perspective for me.
1136
01:03:25,052 --> 01:03:26,512
Like what?
1137
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:34,728
Shout out to Sally,
you're gonna fucking die first.
1138
01:03:34,812 --> 01:03:35,979
It's just...
1139
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:41,109
Her friend died when she was young.
1140
01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:42,444
Who?
1141
01:03:42,528 --> 01:03:46,824
Her neighbor,
who she was extremely close to.
1142
01:03:46,907 --> 01:03:51,620
And she died in a car crash.
1143
01:03:51,703 --> 01:03:56,375
Um, and, basically, Emma had to witness
1144
01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,710
her best friend getting...
1145
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:06,718
- Oh, my God!
- No! Call 911, somebody!
1146
01:04:06,802 --> 01:04:08,512
Somebody help! Get her out of there!
1147
01:04:10,556 --> 01:04:12,683
I mean, that's kind of a big deal.
1148
01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:20,649
Well, I'm sorry she had to
go through that, obviously.
1149
01:04:21,567 --> 01:04:24,069
No, and it really fucked her up
and no one ever offered her
1150
01:04:24,152 --> 01:04:28,073
any therapy or counseling or anything,
1151
01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:31,201
and she just had to carry that for years.
1152
01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:39,501
And it's kind of interesting, in a way.
1153
01:04:39,585 --> 01:04:41,503
What's interesting?
1154
01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:44,590
Just that...
1155
01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:47,968
It's so unexpected. And...
1156
01:04:48,844 --> 01:04:50,429
I don't know. I think
1157
01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:53,515
it kind of makes her a little
more interesting to me, I guess.
1158
01:04:53,599 --> 01:04:55,142
- Interesting?
- Yeah.
1159
01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:56,226
Really?
1160
01:04:56,310 --> 01:04:58,020
- I think what he's trying...
- I wasn't talking to you.
1161
01:04:58,103 --> 01:04:59,813
Just that it's so not who she is now.
1162
01:04:59,897 --> 01:05:02,566
It's not interesting, Charlie.
1163
01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:04,026
- It's awful.
- Hey, sorry, sorry.
1164
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:06,945
Rachel, um, they're asking if you
can come approve that Oatly deck?
1165
01:05:07,029 --> 01:05:08,488
Well, just tell them it's fine.
1166
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:12,284
Um, no. But they said they need
to hear it from you directly.
1167
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:16,413
Yeah, of course.
I'm sorry. I'll be right there.
1168
01:05:36,808 --> 01:05:38,769
We're gonna have
to wrap this up, I have a lunch.
1169
01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:39,853
I'm meeting Sam.
1170
01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:40,938
You're meeting her now?
1171
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:43,398
Yes, I had to make sure
that she's okay with all of this.
1172
01:05:43,482 --> 01:05:45,233
That she's okay with you
coming to our wedding?
1173
01:05:45,317 --> 01:05:47,235
Yeah. Obviously, I don't wanna betray her.
1174
01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:54,785
Sam?
1175
01:05:55,494 --> 01:05:56,495
Sam?
1176
01:05:57,329 --> 01:05:58,914
- Sorry.
- Yeah?
1177
01:06:00,207 --> 01:06:01,208
Rachel's cousin?
1178
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:02,417
Yeah.
1179
01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:05,545
I'm friends with Rachel and Mike.
1180
01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:06,672
Oh, cool.
1181
01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:09,967
And I'm...
That's a great jacket, by the way.
1182
01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:11,927
Thank you. It's just Uniqlo.
1183
01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:14,471
So, you guys are, uh, really close?
1184
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:16,223
I mean, she's family.
1185
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:17,474
- Yeah.
- So...
1186
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:19,601
I mean, what does that mean exactly?
1187
01:06:20,852 --> 01:06:22,562
That she's family.
1188
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,314
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just...
1189
01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:27,067
She hadn't really mentioned you before,
so I was just, you know, just wondering.
1190
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:28,986
Did she tell you I was coming or...
1191
01:06:29,069 --> 01:06:31,321
Yeah, I was just with her
and, um... I don't know.
1192
01:06:31,405 --> 01:06:33,115
She's just... There's some drama.
1193
01:06:33,198 --> 01:06:35,409
And you know how Rachel is.
1194
01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:38,036
Okay. What was your name?
1195
01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:40,580
Uh, Charlie.
1196
01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,791
Right. Great to meet you, Charlie.
1197
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:44,543
Just... Hey.
1198
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:47,587
I just... Um... I...
1199
01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:51,174
I just think...
1200
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,634
Um...
1201
01:06:52,718 --> 01:06:54,011
I think you would love Emma.
1202
01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:57,222
Okay. Um...
You know, I'm actually kind of late, so...
1203
01:06:59,057 --> 01:07:01,768
"Emma, true love is sacrificing yourself,
1204
01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:03,103
humiliating yourself.
1205
01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:05,772
True love is egoless.
It's being ready to do anything.
1206
01:07:05,856 --> 01:07:07,065
True love is complicated.
1207
01:07:07,149 --> 01:07:10,485
True love is acceptance.
True love is radical acceptance.
1208
01:07:10,569 --> 01:07:12,529
Emma, I know worse people than you."
1209
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:15,115
Jesus, not that. What the fuck am I...
1210
01:07:57,949 --> 01:07:59,451
Mish... Misha.
1211
01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:03,538
What's, like, the worst thing
you've ever done?
1212
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:07,334
What's the worst thing I've ever done?
1213
01:08:09,211 --> 01:08:10,212
Really?
1214
01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:14,299
Cheated.
1215
01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:17,385
Yeah? Like, recently or...
1216
01:08:17,469 --> 01:08:19,888
No, like, a few years ago.
1217
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:24,684
What made it so bad?
Were you in a serious relationship or...
1218
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:27,229
You don't think cheating is bad enough?
1219
01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:29,815
No, it's, like, bad.
But, like, what happened?
1220
01:08:29,898 --> 01:08:33,610
Um, well, I was dating this guy,
who was very nice.
1221
01:08:33,693 --> 01:08:36,071
Like, genuinely kind.
1222
01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:39,699
And we lived together
for, like, two years.
1223
01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:44,538
And I just could not bring myself
1224
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,289
to have sex with him anymore.
1225
01:08:46,373 --> 01:08:48,583
'Cause he was too nice?
1226
01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:50,460
Maybe, yeah.
1227
01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:55,215
And then I started sleeping
with his older married friend,
1228
01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,968
um, who treated me like shit, so...
1229
01:08:58,051 --> 01:09:02,013
And did you like
that he treated you like shit?
1230
01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:04,683
Not necessarily, but...
1231
01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:07,978
we had better sex, yeah.
1232
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:09,771
And then...
1233
01:09:10,397 --> 01:09:13,150
then everybody found out about it,
and it was a whole fucking mess.
1234
01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:17,445
Well, what's the worst thing
you've ever done?
1235
01:09:17,529 --> 01:09:19,030
I don't know. I just...
1236
01:09:19,114 --> 01:09:21,408
I wouldn't even know how to pick.
1237
01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:23,160
Because there's just too many?
1238
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:25,453
Yeah.
1239
01:09:28,123 --> 01:09:29,166
All right.
1240
01:09:30,709 --> 01:09:33,336
And what would you do if you found out
1241
01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:37,215
that your boyfriend, um...
1242
01:09:37,883 --> 01:09:40,802
had, like, planned a school shooting?
1243
01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:46,183
Like... Like, if Blake did that?
1244
01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:49,019
Yeah. But he didn't actually do it.
1245
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:52,189
He... He almost did it.
1246
01:09:52,272 --> 01:09:56,526
Like, he had a weapon and everything,
but he didn't.
1247
01:09:56,610 --> 01:09:57,861
This is, like, in high school.
1248
01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:01,573
Uh, well, I mean,
that would scare me obviously.
1249
01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:05,243
Yeah, but, like, would it change
how you felt about him?
1250
01:10:05,327 --> 01:10:07,495
Well, why didn't he do it?
1251
01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:11,583
I don't know.
1252
01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:13,376
Like, he...
1253
01:10:14,211 --> 01:10:16,463
His...
1254
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:22,677
His, uh, car broke down
and he just decided not to.
1255
01:10:22,761 --> 01:10:26,097
Okay. But otherwise, he would
have just gone through with it,
1256
01:10:26,181 --> 01:10:27,265
that's what you're saying?
1257
01:10:27,349 --> 01:10:30,852
I don't know. The point is, he didn't, so...
1258
01:10:30,936 --> 01:10:32,437
All right, he didn't do it.
1259
01:10:33,772 --> 01:10:36,358
I don't know. I guess I'd...
1260
01:10:38,443 --> 01:10:39,527
call the police.
1261
01:10:41,821 --> 01:10:43,865
What?
1262
01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:46,952
Okay. So, you'd call the police, yeah?
1263
01:10:47,035 --> 01:10:49,496
I think so, yeah. Right?
1264
01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:51,998
He's obviously not
the same person now, though.
1265
01:10:52,082 --> 01:10:54,501
I mean, but the fact that he ever was, is...
1266
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,836
Yeah. But you love him, yeah?
1267
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,839
Yeah. I love the person
that I thought he was.
1268
01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:01,841
All right, what?
So, you're gonna call the police,
1269
01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:02,926
and what?
1270
01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:05,178
And have him arrested? Like, for what?
1271
01:11:05,262 --> 01:11:06,972
I don't know.
Isn't that what you're supposed to do
1272
01:11:07,055 --> 01:11:08,223
if you think that someone's a threat?
1273
01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:10,475
- He was 15.
- Yeah, but come on.
1274
01:11:10,558 --> 01:11:11,935
That's a huge red flag.
1275
01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:14,020
Even after you've dated him for two years?
1276
01:11:14,104 --> 01:11:15,355
Three.
1277
01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:19,192
- Three years.
- Yeah, but come on, you've seen Blake.
1278
01:11:19,276 --> 01:11:21,736
I mean, he would murder me
in, like, two seconds.
1279
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:28,034
Okay. Even if he was completely
open and honest with you?
1280
01:11:29,077 --> 01:11:31,705
And he told you he regretted everything?
1281
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:37,002
And that he made you believe,
beyond a doubt,
1282
01:11:37,085 --> 01:11:38,295
that he's changed?
1283
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:44,843
I mean, isn't that exactly
what a psychopath would do?
1284
01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:05,322
At the bridal table...
1285
01:12:14,456 --> 01:12:16,916
- Hey.
- Where were you? I texted you.
1286
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,461
- I was doing a work thing.
- Okay.
1287
01:12:25,884 --> 01:12:28,428
- She seems fine.
- Yeah.
1288
01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:33,141
Do you want me to talk to her or...
1289
01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:35,977
No, no, no.
Let's just... Let's do it together.
1290
01:12:36,061 --> 01:12:37,520
Okay.
1291
01:12:51,576 --> 01:12:53,078
What the fuck was that?
1292
01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:56,373
It's nothing. It's just...
1293
01:12:56,456 --> 01:12:58,166
You okay?
1294
01:12:58,249 --> 01:13:02,629
Yeah. I'm just, like, stressed
about the wedding and stuff.
1295
01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:06,341
Like... I'm sorry.
1296
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,347
So, it's all good?
1297
01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:14,974
Yeah. It's all set up.
I just need to replace some cables.
1298
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,852
Um...
1299
01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:21,147
What was that track
you were playing in there?
1300
01:13:21,231 --> 01:13:23,233
Oh, it's one of mine actually.
1301
01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,819
- Really?
- Yeah, from forever ago.
1302
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:29,197
No way. That's... That's so cool.
Do you... Do you still make music?
1303
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,907
No, not really.
1304
01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:32,617
Oh, why... Why not?
1305
01:13:33,201 --> 01:13:37,372
Um, just life had different plans,
I guess.
1306
01:13:44,254 --> 01:13:45,672
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm sorry.
1307
01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:48,258
- What's going on?
- It's just... She's just, um...
1308
01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,468
You're really... You're talented.
She's talented.
1309
01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:54,055
Anyway.
Yeah, there was just, um, something
1310
01:13:54,139 --> 01:13:55,306
we wanted to talk to you about.
1311
01:13:55,390 --> 01:13:56,391
Okay.
1312
01:13:57,809 --> 01:14:01,563
Uh, so, we saw you
the other day on the street.
1313
01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:05,024
Hey, it's gonna be fine.
1314
01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:08,945
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1315
01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:11,948
Take a deep breath.
1316
01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:15,535
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay.
1317
01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:16,953
It's okay. It's okay.
1318
01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:22,917
Whoa...
1319
01:14:23,001 --> 01:14:24,961
Heroin. You were smoking heroin.
1320
01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:26,045
No.
1321
01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:28,214
I don't do that.
1322
01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:32,093
Uh, you can be honest.
We're not gonna tell anyone.
1323
01:14:32,177 --> 01:14:33,845
Yeah, but I didn't fucking do it.
1324
01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:52,030
Jesus fucking Christ.
1325
01:15:00,455 --> 01:15:01,664
Um...
1326
01:15:04,584 --> 01:15:05,960
I don't know why I did that.
1327
01:15:06,044 --> 01:15:07,045
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
1328
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,801
Um...
1329
01:15:15,512 --> 01:15:17,347
Can you just not tell anyone about this?
1330
01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:19,015
Admit it, and we can move on.
1331
01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:20,934
- You're not in trouble.
- I think we've made our point here.
1332
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:24,437
No. No. We saw you.
You were on Arlington, by the park.
1333
01:15:24,521 --> 01:15:26,064
Right?
1334
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,733
- Oh, maybe...
- What?
1335
01:15:28,816 --> 01:15:30,026
I mean, it was, like, dark.
1336
01:15:30,109 --> 01:15:31,528
Why are you questioning it now?
1337
01:15:31,611 --> 01:15:32,820
- It's like...
- Can I be honest?
1338
01:15:32,904 --> 01:15:34,739
Yes, please.
That's literally all we want from you.
1339
01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:36,199
You're being a fucking cunt.
1340
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,493
- Excuse me?
- Yeah.
1341
01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:40,119
Wow. Okay, you're fired.
1342
01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:41,996
Please take your things and fucking leave.
1343
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,706
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm very serious.
1344
01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:45,083
- Please.
- I'm all set up.
1345
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,209
Take your shit.
1346
01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,752
That was a fucking waste of my time.
1347
01:15:47,835 --> 01:15:50,046
- Thank you.
- You're a bitch.
1348
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,881
And you're a fucking pussy.
1349
01:15:51,965 --> 01:15:54,634
Can't believe you just
ripped my shirt off.
1350
01:16:40,430 --> 01:16:42,432
All right, let's bring in Mom and Dad.
1351
01:16:44,142 --> 01:16:45,143
Yes.
1352
01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:48,605
Everyone, scooch in. Get close.
1353
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:58,323
Just breathe, smile. It's a beautiful day.
1354
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,117
Charlie, stay with me here.
1355
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,620
Yes, beautiful. Happiness.
1356
01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:06,623
Just relax. And real, natural smiles.
1357
01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:08,750
Back to me, Charlie and Emma,
1358
01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:11,711
with those big, beautiful smiles. Nice.
1359
01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:15,715
Hello. Hi.
1360
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:20,053
Um, just wanted to welcome
everyone, and thank you all
1361
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:22,847
for being here on this special day.
1362
01:17:22,930 --> 01:17:25,099
And I think we should start off
1363
01:17:25,183 --> 01:17:27,894
with a toast to the bride and groom.
1364
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:30,313
To Emma and Charlie.
1365
01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:33,816
To Emma and Charlie.
1366
01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:35,026
Jesus.
1367
01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:42,450
Um...
1368
01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,329
- Be right back.
- Okay.
1369
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:51,668
Hey.
1370
01:17:51,751 --> 01:17:53,920
- Hey. You the groom?
- No, I'm Mike. He's the...
1371
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,506
Hey. Charlie. Hey.
1372
01:17:56,589 --> 01:17:57,924
Fuck her, man.
1373
01:17:59,926 --> 01:18:02,136
The other DJ.
1374
01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:03,221
It's unbelievable.
1375
01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:05,765
What's the most important part
of being a DJ? What do you think?
1376
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:07,809
'Cause it's not the music.
1377
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:10,561
Showing up.
1378
01:18:10,645 --> 01:18:12,522
Can't DJ if you don't show up, right?
1379
01:18:12,605 --> 01:18:14,273
Did she have COVID?
Did she mention anything?
1380
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:15,817
I... She didn't actually mention.
1381
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:19,195
'Cause, you know, that's legit.
Death in the family, that's also legit.
1382
01:18:19,278 --> 01:18:20,279
Hey. Congrats, man.
1383
01:18:20,363 --> 01:18:22,865
I'm Blake, Misha's boyfriend.
1384
01:18:24,117 --> 01:18:25,493
Yes. Yes, of course.
1385
01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:27,662
- Yes. Thanks for coming.
- Yeah.
1386
01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:29,622
Well, I tried to say hi earlier, but...
1387
01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:31,165
Just a busy day.
1388
01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:32,834
Yeah? Well, enjoy, man.
1389
01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:33,960
- Cool. Yeah, thank you.
- Yeah.
1390
01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,504
You know, I don't know if she already
told you, but I've actually worked
1391
01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,589
with one of your servers before.
1392
01:18:38,673 --> 01:18:41,384
- Oh, really?
- Isn't that so funny?
1393
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,678
I actually think
that's a really good omen.
1394
01:18:43,761 --> 01:18:44,804
So, where do I set up?
1395
01:18:45,555 --> 01:18:47,223
- Mike, can you do the thing?
- Yeah.
1396
01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:48,683
Yeah, cool.
1397
01:18:50,101 --> 01:18:51,352
You a gearhead?
1398
01:18:52,437 --> 01:18:53,771
- DJ gear?
- Yeah.
1399
01:18:53,855 --> 01:18:57,775
I ask because I brought with me today
an EV Esense 8 with a Senny kit,
1400
01:18:57,859 --> 01:19:00,695
and I have a Bluetti down below for power.
1401
01:19:00,778 --> 01:19:02,405
It's funny. If you know about gear,
1402
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,073
- it's a rather unusual setup.
- Yeah. Okay.
1403
01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:15,960
Yeah.
1404
01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:35,229
Everybody, uh,
it is now time to hear a few words
1405
01:19:35,313 --> 01:19:36,898
from the father of the bride.
1406
01:19:36,981 --> 01:19:38,858
Oh, boy. Thank you.
1407
01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:50,453
Emma, my girl.
You look absolutely stunning today.
1408
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:53,581
Time has flown by way too fast, hasn't it?
1409
01:19:53,664 --> 01:19:56,542
Feels like you moved out three days ago,
and here you are getting married.
1410
01:19:56,626 --> 01:19:58,586
You have always been
1411
01:19:58,669 --> 01:20:01,881
a creative and passionate girl.
1412
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:03,841
And I don't know if you remember this,
1413
01:20:03,925 --> 01:20:06,969
but when you were young,
you had all these characters
1414
01:20:07,053 --> 01:20:09,305
you would come up with.
1415
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:12,475
And you used to have these little shows
for your mom and me,
1416
01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:15,311
using the living room as a stage.
1417
01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:21,359
I think my favorite was the blind farmer.
1418
01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,361
She would stumble around,
1419
01:20:23,444 --> 01:20:26,739
bumping into all this furniture, yelling,
1420
01:20:26,823 --> 01:20:30,910
"Has anyone seen a brown cow?"
1421
01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:34,330
But in middle school,
you had a brief affair with theater,
1422
01:20:34,413 --> 01:20:36,833
and you were really into drama.
1423
01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:40,878
But no more blind farmers.
It had to be serious.
1424
01:20:41,379 --> 01:20:42,797
Preferably life or death.
1425
01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:46,968
But as a teenager, you became an activist.
1426
01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:50,596
And you developed
a strong passion for gun control,
1427
01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:54,058
which you got so serious about,
I had to pick you up
1428
01:20:54,141 --> 01:20:57,436
from the police one time
for egging Walmart employees
1429
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,273
for selling weapons.
1430
01:21:03,818 --> 01:21:07,822
It was obvious
it came from your big heart,
1431
01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:10,283
but I have to admit,
I think part of it was about you
1432
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:11,534
rebelling against your dad too.
1433
01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:13,661
You know,
the dad who works in the military
1434
01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:15,204
and happens to own a rifle.
1435
01:21:16,706 --> 01:21:19,000
The same rifle
which mysteriously disappeared
1436
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,543
right around that time.
1437
01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:22,086
You remember that?
1438
01:21:22,169 --> 01:21:24,297
Wasn't that a wild coincidence?
1439
01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:28,968
Sorry. Sorry.
1440
01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:30,344
Sorry, everyone.
1441
01:21:30,428 --> 01:21:32,930
Uh, these are not the cables I asked for.
1442
01:21:33,014 --> 01:21:34,181
Yeah...
1443
01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:36,934
That was not planned, by the way.
1444
01:21:39,270 --> 01:21:40,813
All right. Um...
1445
01:21:43,024 --> 01:21:46,903
You know,
I kinda lost my train of thought, so...
1446
01:21:48,112 --> 01:21:52,575
Emma, Charlie,
may your love grow deeper every day.
1447
01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,952
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1448
01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:05,880
So you always just, like,
kept weapons around the house?
1449
01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:08,132
What?
1450
01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:09,383
No, I was...
1451
01:22:09,467 --> 01:22:11,135
No, it was a great speech.
1452
01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:12,428
- It was beautiful.
- Okay.
1453
01:22:14,388 --> 01:22:15,806
Right here.
1454
01:22:17,642 --> 01:22:19,018
Really good.
1455
01:22:33,032 --> 01:22:34,533
Maybe get some water and...
1456
01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:36,285
No, my turn. I wanna do my speech.
1457
01:22:36,369 --> 01:22:38,454
- No, I know. I'm just saying.
- I wanna do it.
1458
01:22:38,537 --> 01:22:39,622
Lower your voice, all right?
1459
01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:41,582
We're at a wedding, okay?
Just get it together.
1460
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:42,833
Goddamn it. Fuck.
1461
01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:46,587
Hi, everybody, again.
1462
01:22:46,671 --> 01:22:51,258
Uh, yeah. So, now it is time for...
1463
01:22:51,342 --> 01:22:54,303
to hear some words from the maid of honor,
1464
01:22:54,387 --> 01:22:56,764
Rachel.
1465
01:22:59,183 --> 01:23:04,063
Hello. It's so nice
to see everyone here today.
1466
01:23:05,189 --> 01:23:09,193
So, I met Charlie
through my husband, Mike,
1467
01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:13,072
and a few years later,
we all got to know Emma.
1468
01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:16,575
So when Emma asked me
to be her maid of honor,
1469
01:23:16,659 --> 01:23:19,245
I was a bit surprised.
1470
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:22,665
I remember thinking,
"Don't you have real friends?"
1471
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:25,543
Kidding!
1472
01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:26,627
Kidding.
1473
01:23:27,545 --> 01:23:30,464
But seriously, getting to know Emma,
1474
01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:36,012
I have come to see
how layered and complex she is.
1475
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,807
Full of surprises,
like you wouldn't believe.
1476
01:23:39,890 --> 01:23:41,517
Charlie too!
1477
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,561
Which is why I think
1478
01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:46,814
they will find happiness in this marriage.
1479
01:23:48,399 --> 01:23:49,942
Because, Emma,
1480
01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:54,947
you have found a very
open-minded partner in Charlie.
1481
01:23:56,323 --> 01:23:58,617
A real cheerleader, am I right?
1482
01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:05,166
Oh! Mike's giving me that look.
1483
01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,543
We're on a tight schedule, I see.
1484
01:24:07,626 --> 01:24:09,253
But, yeah.
1485
01:24:09,336 --> 01:24:12,256
Um, I think you guys
are great for each other.
1486
01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:14,800
I wish you all the best.
1487
01:24:15,885 --> 01:24:19,096
To the happy, carefree couple.
1488
01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:54,924
...hypothetical questions
about a school shooter.
1489
01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:57,802
He was, like, asking for a friend,
you know what I mean?
1490
01:24:57,885 --> 01:25:00,846
Like, she maybe thought
about doing a school shooting.
1491
01:25:00,930 --> 01:25:02,640
Oh, no.
1492
01:25:09,313 --> 01:25:10,481
I know, like...
1493
01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:14,860
- Hi!
- Oh. Hi, Emma.
1494
01:25:14,944 --> 01:25:16,987
- Sorry, did I scare you?
- The bride. You look beautiful.
1495
01:25:17,071 --> 01:25:18,614
Thank you.
1496
01:25:19,115 --> 01:25:20,533
- Um...
- Um...
1497
01:25:20,616 --> 01:25:22,118
Were you just talking to someone?
1498
01:25:22,201 --> 01:25:23,369
- Just now?
- Yeah.
1499
01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:25,871
- Um, yeah. Yeah.
- Who?
1500
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,414
Um...
1501
01:25:27,498 --> 01:25:29,542
- Susan.
- Susan?
1502
01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:33,295
What were you talking about?
1503
01:25:33,379 --> 01:25:35,047
- Uh, nothing.
- Nothing?
1504
01:25:35,131 --> 01:25:36,132
Nothing. Hmm...
1505
01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:38,801
Just thought I, like, overheard something.
1506
01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:42,012
Well, do you mind if I just...
1507
01:25:42,096 --> 01:25:43,639
- Oh, sorry. Yeah.
- Can I just...
1508
01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:44,765
Thank you.
1509
01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:12,501
Can I talk with you for a second?
1510
01:26:12,585 --> 01:26:14,587
Sorry. Sorry.
1511
01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:23,762
Fuck. Can you close the door, please?
1512
01:26:26,473 --> 01:26:27,474
What's going on?
1513
01:26:27,558 --> 01:26:29,476
Rachel was fucking talking.
1514
01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:32,897
What makes you think that?
1515
01:26:32,980 --> 01:26:34,565
Because I overheard Misha,
and she said something.
1516
01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:36,734
What... What did she say?
1517
01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:38,319
I don't know, but she definitely said,
1518
01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:40,529
"School shooting,"
and, "Don't tell anyone."
1519
01:26:40,613 --> 01:26:42,990
And, what, you think Rachel told her?
1520
01:26:43,073 --> 01:26:44,742
I don't know, Charlie.
I don't fucking know.
1521
01:26:44,825 --> 01:26:48,037
If she knows, if Misha knows,
then who the hell else fucking knows?
1522
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,747
What, my parents?
1523
01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,498
Oh, my God, your parents.
1524
01:26:51,582 --> 01:26:54,210
Oh, my God, this cannot...
this cannot be fucking happening.
1525
01:26:54,293 --> 01:26:55,294
What?
1526
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:57,004
It doesn't fucking matter.
It doesn't matter.
1527
01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:58,214
It's gonna be okay. Okay?
1528
01:26:58,297 --> 01:27:00,132
- It's gonna be fine.
- Okay. Okay.
1529
01:27:00,216 --> 01:27:02,134
You promise you didn't say anything?
1530
01:27:02,218 --> 01:27:04,929
Yeah. Like,
she was probably talking about the...
1531
01:27:05,012 --> 01:27:06,972
Like, there was another one,
like, a week ago.
1532
01:27:07,056 --> 01:27:08,224
She was probably talking about that.
1533
01:27:08,307 --> 01:27:10,517
Okay. Well, will you go get her?
1534
01:27:11,060 --> 01:27:13,229
- Get who?
- Misha, so I can talk to her.
1535
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:17,066
I don't know. I just don't think
we should make a big deal about it.
1536
01:27:17,149 --> 01:27:20,819
No. No. I need to figure out
who told her. Please.
1537
01:27:21,779 --> 01:27:24,114
Okay, I'll go get her.
1538
01:27:24,198 --> 01:27:27,326
Emma. Emma. Fuck me. Jesus.
1539
01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:52,017
Can I just say, um...
1540
01:27:52,101 --> 01:27:53,102
he kissed me,
1541
01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:57,147
and we stopped immediately,
and it truly meant nothing.
1542
01:27:57,231 --> 01:27:58,607
Wait, what? What are...
1543
01:27:58,691 --> 01:28:00,359
What is she talking...
What are you talking about?
1544
01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,319
I don't know, like, he wasn't himself.
1545
01:28:02,403 --> 01:28:06,031
He was sort of disturbed,
and he was crying, and I was just...
1546
01:28:06,115 --> 01:28:07,741
Why was he crying?
1547
01:28:07,825 --> 01:28:12,204
I don't know.
He asked me what I would do if I...
1548
01:28:12,288 --> 01:28:15,040
I just hit a wall. I was very emotional.
1549
01:28:15,124 --> 01:28:17,167
Shut the fuck up. What were you saying?
1550
01:28:17,251 --> 01:28:21,880
He asked me what I would do
if Blake did a school shooting.
1551
01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:24,216
- I said, "planned."
- Okay, yeah.
1552
01:28:24,300 --> 01:28:25,342
- He said, "planned."
- Yeah.
1553
01:28:25,426 --> 01:28:28,429
And then he got really upset,
and he started crying,
1554
01:28:28,512 --> 01:28:30,806
and I was just trying
to make him feel better,
1555
01:28:30,889 --> 01:28:33,809
and he very clearly misread the signals.
1556
01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:36,937
I... It didn't mean any...
It was just an accident.
1557
01:28:37,021 --> 01:28:38,856
It was an accident. I didn't...
1558
01:28:38,939 --> 01:28:40,399
Fuck.
1559
01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:41,775
Okay.
1560
01:28:41,859 --> 01:28:43,986
I tell you, it was nothing.
1561
01:28:48,449 --> 01:28:49,658
I'm confused.
1562
01:28:49,742 --> 01:28:51,952
Is the shooting thing real?
1563
01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,308
I'm fine.
1564
01:29:14,892 --> 01:29:16,226
You all right, dear?
1565
01:29:17,478 --> 01:29:18,604
Yeah.
1566
01:29:23,025 --> 01:29:24,068
Dear guests,
1567
01:29:24,151 --> 01:29:27,613
it is now time to hear a few words
from the bride to the groom.
1568
01:29:31,241 --> 01:29:32,242
No?
1569
01:29:33,911 --> 01:29:38,665
Uh, sorry. Actually, the groom
is going to speak first. Pardon me.
1570
01:29:52,513 --> 01:29:53,514
Okay.
1571
01:29:54,181 --> 01:29:55,182
Um...
1572
01:29:56,433 --> 01:29:58,894
Emma, I, uh...
1573
01:29:59,978 --> 01:30:02,981
Um, I had a speech, but, um...
1574
01:30:05,359 --> 01:30:08,695
I've forgotten everything. Like...
1575
01:30:09,571 --> 01:30:12,032
What I was gonna say was, um...
1576
01:30:12,116 --> 01:30:16,703
when I first met Emma,
it was kind of like out of a movie,
1577
01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:17,871
you know, like, uh...
1578
01:30:17,955 --> 01:30:22,042
The meet-cute at the coffee shop, and...
1579
01:30:22,126 --> 01:30:23,460
Um...
1580
01:30:24,169 --> 01:30:25,838
she was reading this book.
1581
01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:28,924
What was it called again?
1582
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:32,428
It doesn't matter. But, um...
1583
01:30:32,511 --> 01:30:34,346
Yeah, I hadn't read the book,
1584
01:30:34,430 --> 01:30:36,348
but I pretended to
1585
01:30:36,432 --> 01:30:39,977
so I could talk to her, and...
1586
01:30:40,769 --> 01:30:45,566
She couldn't hear anything 'cause of...
'cause of the ear, and, um...
1587
01:30:46,817 --> 01:30:48,110
I thought it was really sexy.
1588
01:30:49,486 --> 01:30:53,031
And, um, sweet in this weird kind of way.
1589
01:30:53,615 --> 01:30:56,702
And then she had this laugh,
which is really specific,
1590
01:30:56,785 --> 01:31:00,664
and I wanted to say something
about how it's, um, repulsive,
1591
01:31:00,747 --> 01:31:03,834
but in a funny way, like, it's very...
1592
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:05,461
It's very cute,
1593
01:31:05,544 --> 01:31:07,212
and it's the best laugh, and, um...
1594
01:31:09,423 --> 01:31:12,718
I fell in love with her
just on the spot right then,
1595
01:31:12,801 --> 01:31:16,263
and it's been growing ever since.
1596
01:31:16,346 --> 01:31:19,641
And you're my best friend,
1597
01:31:19,725 --> 01:31:22,102
and we have, like,
1598
01:31:22,186 --> 01:31:24,146
amazing, amazing sex.
1599
01:31:24,229 --> 01:31:26,732
And, like, I mean...
1600
01:31:26,815 --> 01:31:28,192
Ew.
1601
01:31:28,275 --> 01:31:29,943
Excuse me. Sorry, I'm fucking this all up.
1602
01:31:30,027 --> 01:31:32,738
I didn't... Just forget it.
Forget about the fucking speech.
1603
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:35,657
I don't wanna embarrass you, Emma.
1604
01:31:36,408 --> 01:31:38,911
I can't... I don't deserve you.
1605
01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:42,122
And I can't believe the level of stupidity
1606
01:31:42,206 --> 01:31:45,209
that I've subjected you to.
1607
01:31:46,877 --> 01:31:48,587
Can you just please, like...
1608
01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:51,006
Can you just stop gossiping, all right?
1609
01:31:51,089 --> 01:31:52,799
It's just our wedding.
1610
01:31:54,009 --> 01:31:56,678
She didn't do anything, okay?
1611
01:31:57,721 --> 01:31:59,515
She didn't do anything.
1612
01:32:04,102 --> 01:32:06,230
Emma, you're the love of my life.
1613
01:32:06,313 --> 01:32:08,815
I can't understand why I would have done
anything to hurt you,
1614
01:32:08,899 --> 01:32:10,567
especially not with fucking Misha.
1615
01:32:10,651 --> 01:32:12,194
Jesus fucking Christ, like...
1616
01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:14,530
- What the fuck does that mean?
- Nothing.
1617
01:32:14,613 --> 01:32:16,907
- Did you fuck him?
- No, I did not fuck him.
1618
01:32:16,990 --> 01:32:18,575
- I don't even care.
- No, he tried to fuck me.
1619
01:32:18,659 --> 01:32:19,910
I wouldn't even care.
1620
01:32:19,993 --> 01:32:22,621
Even if you had killed someone,
I wouldn't even care.
1621
01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:25,916
It wouldn't change anything
about the way I feel about you.
1622
01:32:25,999 --> 01:32:27,084
Yeah, I said stop.
1623
01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:28,794
I love you more
than anything in the world, and...
1624
01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:31,088
- Like, please, fucking stop.
- I never fucking knew about this...
1625
01:32:31,171 --> 01:32:34,383
- I know, I just...
- Jesus Christ, can you shut the fuck up?
1626
01:32:34,466 --> 01:32:37,052
Blake! Calm down, calm down.
1627
01:32:38,095 --> 01:32:40,681
- Whoa. Hey. Hey, hey.
- Hey.
1628
01:32:48,021 --> 01:32:49,022
Emma?
1629
01:33:23,849 --> 01:33:25,350
Hello?
1630
01:33:26,143 --> 01:33:28,645
No, she's not. She's not here either.
1631
01:33:30,397 --> 01:33:33,400
I think she's with her parents.
Her dad texted me, but...
1632
01:33:34,818 --> 01:33:36,987
No, no one's answering their phones, so...
1633
01:33:54,338 --> 01:33:55,589
Ugh! Fuck.
1634
01:33:55,672 --> 01:33:58,091
Hey, Emma,
I know you don't want to talk to me,
1635
01:33:58,175 --> 01:34:01,678
but, um, can you just let me know
if you're okay?
1636
01:34:03,889 --> 01:34:06,141
I mean... Yeah, just text me.
1637
01:34:09,353 --> 01:34:10,812
I love you.
1638
01:34:19,404 --> 01:34:21,657
Did you sexually harass Misha?
1639
01:34:22,574 --> 01:34:24,201
- What?
- Yes or no.
1640
01:34:24,284 --> 01:34:25,786
Um...
1641
01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:28,372
I didn't harass her.
1642
01:34:28,455 --> 01:34:29,915
Oh, Jesus!
1643
01:34:34,461 --> 01:34:35,587
Goddamn it, Blake!
1644
01:34:35,671 --> 01:34:38,215
Can you use your fucking words? Jesus!
1645
01:34:38,298 --> 01:34:40,175
- Have another drink!
- I fucking will!
1646
01:34:58,527 --> 01:35:00,362
- Stop screaming!
- Fuck you!
1647
01:35:00,445 --> 01:35:01,863
Easy!
1648
01:35:02,864 --> 01:35:04,574
- I'll fucking kill you!
- Shut up! Shut up...
1649
01:35:04,658 --> 01:35:06,326
Where is she?
1650
01:35:06,410 --> 01:35:07,411
Fuck you!
1651
01:35:07,494 --> 01:35:08,995
- Where's Emma?
- Uh, she's... She's...
1652
01:37:09,157 --> 01:37:10,784
No, not for me.
1653
01:37:25,799 --> 01:37:28,176
- You okay, hon?
- Yeah.
1654
01:37:28,844 --> 01:37:30,303
What can I get for you?
1655
01:37:31,263 --> 01:37:33,807
Cheeseburger and a Diet Coke, please.
1656
01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:28,778
Hey.
1657
01:38:56,556 --> 01:38:57,557
Hi.
1658
01:38:59,726 --> 01:39:00,727
Hey.
1659
01:39:02,020 --> 01:39:03,521
Can I sit?
1660
01:39:06,650 --> 01:39:08,526
Yeah, of course.
1661
01:39:26,086 --> 01:39:27,629
I'm sorry.
1662
01:39:31,967 --> 01:39:33,843
I'm really sorry, Emma.
1663
01:39:40,850 --> 01:39:43,144
Do you live around here?
1664
01:39:43,228 --> 01:39:45,397
What?
1665
01:39:48,316 --> 01:39:52,195
I come here sometimes, too,
and I feel like I've seen you here before.
1666
01:39:58,576 --> 01:40:00,328
I'm Emma, by the way.
1667
01:40:02,998 --> 01:40:04,457
What's your name?
1668
01:40:07,252 --> 01:40:08,795
I'm Charlie.
1669
01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:11,923
I live, like, two blocks from here.
1670
01:40:12,507 --> 01:40:15,719
Um, what happened to your face?
1671
01:40:17,429 --> 01:40:19,723
I just got into this fight. Um...
1672
01:40:21,474 --> 01:40:23,351
There was a woman being robbed,
1673
01:40:23,435 --> 01:40:26,312
and I tried to save her just now.
1674
01:40:29,858 --> 01:40:34,946
Yeah, this guy stole her baby
from her stroller, actually,
1675
01:40:35,030 --> 01:40:36,239
and, uh...
1676
01:40:39,576 --> 01:40:41,578
...he said he was gonna eat it.
1677
01:40:42,412 --> 01:40:45,040
So I had to stop him.
1678
01:40:47,417 --> 01:40:49,627
She was walking her baby
in the middle of the night?
1679
01:40:49,711 --> 01:40:52,213
Yeah, I kind of thought
that was a bit strange, as well.
1680
01:40:59,971 --> 01:41:02,265
That was very brave of you.
1681
01:41:03,641 --> 01:41:04,642
Thanks.
1682
01:41:17,739 --> 01:41:20,825
It's nice to meet you, Charlie.
1683
01:41:38,218 --> 01:41:40,095
Uh, it's nice to meet you, Emma.