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And up next,
Barb's Big Ups!
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A big up to Lewis
for his neck tattoo.
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A big up
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to this branch for cutting
our processing time in half.
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And a huge big ups to Colette
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for helping a centenarian
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- renew his license.
- Oh!
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Wait, a man-horse?
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Those aren't real.
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That's a centaur, you dodo.
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Centenarian is someone
that lives till they're 100.
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I had no idea
Walter was that old.
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Although he did use
a lot of words
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we're not allowed
to use anymore.
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Lucky for us, he shared
the key to his longevity.
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I'm more interested
in the key to short-gevity.
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Every day, he does
the sitting-rising test,
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where he makes sure
that he can stand up
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from a cross-legged position
without using his hands.
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Right?
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- Focus, people!
- I can totally do that.
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Two weeks till
the consultants choose
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which branch to close.
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People!
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We cannot be distracted
by a silly test.
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That I'm dying to try.
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Clear the room!
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Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
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Uh, Barb,
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- I-I'll pass.
- Good idea, Greggles.
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You've already reached
longevity.
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Arriba.
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Stop it.
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I was almost up.
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Aw! This dang boot, you guys!
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Come on, Barb.
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You've got this. Just...
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engage your core.
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English muffin!
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Everybody has a core, right?
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That's a rug burn.
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That's fine.
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So we agree? We're
all at the same fitness level.
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Yeah.
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Hey, chica.
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I told you not to call me that.
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We're not there yet.
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This is exactly why I don't
respond to your text messages.
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Fair.
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Anyways, I need a favor.
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- Absolutely.
- From Gregg.
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My Abuela Rosa's coming in today
to take her driving test,
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and I need you to fail her.
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Uh, shouldn't be a problem.
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As long as I'm in a mood.
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And I'm always in a mood.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What about me?
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Ceci, I always take the olds.
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Remember this guy?
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You won him
for passing a 100-year-old.
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- Yeah.
- No, no, she needs to fail.
This is dangerous.
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She's never driven
a day in her life and now,
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all of a sudden, at 70,
she wants to hit the open road?
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No me digas.
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I can handle it. I got you.
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I'm your girl.
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I'll stick with Gregg.
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He's closer to being my girl.
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W-Wow.
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Okay.
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Whatever. I'm gonna go
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polish my trophy, which I won
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for being good at old people.
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Hey, thanks again, Gregg.
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And since you don't care
about longevity,
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I won't feel as bad
if she crashes and kills you.
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Perfect.
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Okay, old man.
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Let's see
how long you're gonna live
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with this stupid
no-hands challenge.
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Okay.
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Not gonna quit until I do it.
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Okay.
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Is that Barb's retainer?
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Ugh.
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Hello.
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I'm so glad you brought Gilbert
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- back to the office, Vic.
- Yeah.
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He almost makes you likable.
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- Yes, you do.
- What is all the hubbub?
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Did someone bring their pet
into work today?
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- Uh...
- Because I'm loving it!
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Hey, mister.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Whoa. Chillax.
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Gilbert. Um-- Sorry, Barb,
I don't know what's going on.
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He's just joking.
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He's just joking.
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We give each other grief,
you know?
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We joke like that.
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- Oh, my gosh,
you really like her.
- Yes, sir.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Jerem... y?
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Yeah, that's me.
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Sorry.
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Uh, Señora Rodríguez?
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- Sí.
- Oh!
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I'm Colette.
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I'm a friend
of your granddaughter's.
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Well, almost.
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Uh, little backstory--
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we are the office
will-they-won't-they
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of friendship.
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Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Come on.
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Yeah, yeah. Hurry. Thank you.
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- Hey, Gregg.
- Noa.
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Are you trying to do
the no-hands challenge?
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No, I just-- I dropped my pen.
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- That's why I'm down here.
- Oh.
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This one right next to you.
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Here you go.
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Can't someone
just sit on the floor
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at work in peace?
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Okay.
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Oh, God.
We have these for a reason!
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Good news, people! We have found
the source of the smell!
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Raccoon dead in the vents!
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Bad news--
we can't do anything about it.
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Sounds like a rough day.
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Need me to tap in?
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NoHo... Beau.
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No Beau Ho.
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Beau, the manager from NoHo.
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- What are you doing here?
- Oh, hey, Barbara.
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I'm just registering
my new boat.
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Can't you do that
at your branch?
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Mm-hmm. Since you asked,
it's a catamaran.
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Which is technically two boats.
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And I was in the neighborhood.
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But I need those tags stat,
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because I'm taking Dan and
Kshitija on it this weekend.
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The DMV consultants?
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I thought
they were only doing dinners
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with each branch manager.
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Oh, God.
We had our dinner last night.
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Gangbusters.
I laid out my vision
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for the future,
had a little ceviche
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from this spot I recommended.
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Did you ever taste
leche de tigre?
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Tiger's milk?
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- Isn't that illegal?
- What?
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No, it was, like, scallops or
shrimp with lime juice and junk.
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But it was incredible.
Or should I say "increíble"?
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Oh.
That's Spanish for "yummy."
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Heard you have
your dinner tonight.
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I do.
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Aw, I guess
they're still doing it
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as, like, a little parting gift.
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We all know which branch
they'll be closing.
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Here's a hint--
we're standing in it
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and it smells like dead raccoon.
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- Oh! Who's this tiny gentleman?
- Careful.
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He-he doesn't like people.
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Oh!
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Oh! He does like people!
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He likes good managers.
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Oh, who loves kisses?
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Beau loves doggy kisses.
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Gilbert's got to go.
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- Effective immediately.
- What?
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I just got off the phone
with corporate.
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And, man,
this really splits my uprights,
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but they just banned canines
from the workplace.
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That's doggist.
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I know.
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My hands are tied.
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Wait.
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Does this have anything to do
with the fact
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that Gilbert doesn't like you?
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What? What? No.
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Seems pretty convenient
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that Big Sac
changed their policy
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on the same day
that I brought Gilbert in.
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Plus, everyone knows
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you stress eat when you lie.
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What?
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No, I don't.
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So you normally eat an avocado
like it's an apple?
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The nutrients are
in the skin, Vic.
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Looks like Gregg
isn't your only girl,
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'cause, uh--
mission accomplished--
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abuela fail-a.
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No need to thank me.
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You were right.
She's a terrible driver.
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But I stood strong,
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even when she turned on
the waterworks...
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That's not my abuela.
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Oh.
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I don't get it.
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She said her name
was Señora Rodríguez.
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Who in here's last name
is Rodríguez?!
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- Sí, aquí.
- That's me.
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No, no, relax.
I'm not calling on you guys.
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I'm just proving a point.
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Okay, I need to go find Gregg.
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My actual abuela's gonna
get here any second.
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Wait, but I-I just proved
that I'm great
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at failing old Rodríguezes.
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Oh, yeah? You think you can be
as harsh with my abuela?
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- Yeah.
- She can't even get
through a grocery store aisle
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without knocking things over
with her cart.
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She doesn't even shop anymore.
She just buys whatever falls in.
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Look, if you're so concerned,
come with me.
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Please just let me do this
for you, Ceci.
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As a friend.
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Fine. It'll be a road test
for the both of you.
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Awesome.
I'm gonna destroy that old bag.
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Too much.
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It was. Yeah.
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Oh! Whoa!
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What a numpty.
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That's, uh, Kiwi slang
for "idiot."
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Anyway,
I'll just gather these up
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and... pop up.
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You see,
it's kind of like surfing.
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You just, like, fire the glutes.
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Shwoop. Pop up.
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Oh, thank you, Noa.
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- Yeah.
- Having you do it repeatedly
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in front of me
is extremely helpful
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- and not making me think
about my longevity at all.
- I'm sorry.
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It's just that you're always
taking me under your wing,
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and this is something
that I can do for you.
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Yeah. But I helped you
learn how to do your job
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and deal with family issues.
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You're teaching me
how to stand up.
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Yeah.
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Mate, I'm here for you.
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Hey, what's the Kiwi slang
for "get the hell out of here"?
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It's "haere atu." It's, um...
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Haere atu.
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Yes, that's good!
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Haere atu.
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- I'll just go. Okay.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Pop.
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Pop.
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- Beau Young.
- Yes?
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- Mm-mm.
- Oh.
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Decided to come to a real DMV
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to see how the studs do it?
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Are you kidding?
I've been here for two hours.
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To register my catamaran.
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W-- A catty?
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Two hulls to the skull?
Dude, that is epic.
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You have no idea.
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This is me Titanic-ing.
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We do it all the time.
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Gilbert's my Rose.
264
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,394
So, uh...
265
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:22,963
...where
you taking this little guy?
266
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:26,233
Barb put the kibosh
on pets at the workplace.
267
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,600
- Really?
- Yeah.
268
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,770
Barb doesn't want the dog
in here, huh?
269
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,240
Well, you know, there is
a workaround if you want.
270
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,375
You ever hear of
an emotional support animal?
271
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,745
There is this bird
in the parking lot I talk to.
272
00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,079
Mm. Sure.
273
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,848
All you need is
a letter from a therapist.
274
00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,650
And I got a guy who will write
one for just about anything.
275
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,784
I once got out of jury duty
276
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,720
thanks to something
called "narcissism."
277
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,288
Can you believe it?
278
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,423
Me? Beau Young?
279
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,026
This guy?
280
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,462
- This guy?
- Oh, man.
281
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:56,929
That's perfect.
282
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,765
'Cause I definitely don't have
any real issues.
283
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,433
Ain't that right, Gilbert?
284
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,768
Ain't that right, Gilbert?
285
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,004
Ah, no, I can see that.
286
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,309
Nice turn back there,
Abuela Rosa.
287
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,944
Nuh-uh. Just "Rosa."
288
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,113
- She's not your grandma.
- Fine.
289
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,514
How am I doing?
290
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,116
I have to say, Rosa, you are
291
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,118
handling this big rig
pretty well.
292
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,253
I've been taking lessons
for months.
293
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,455
- Yeah.
- Now that my last nieta's
in college,
294
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,358
Estefani-- oh, my God,
she was a project--
295
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,959
it's time for my third act.
296
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,161
Maybe expand
the radius of my Tinder
297
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,164
to include Palm Springs.
298
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,866
Looks like you didn't
have to be worried at all.
299
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,501
She's actually
a pretty good driver.
300
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,369
Mm, I don't think she's ready.
301
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,469
- No, she is.
- Mm.
302
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,806
Trust me. Yeah.
303
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,308
- Hey, Abuela.
- Hmm?
304
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,976
Did you know that Colette
dated Cousin Miguel?
305
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,679
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
306
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,047
He just bought a new townhouse.
307
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,681
Eat-in kitchen.
308
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,150
That doesn't matter to her.
Because guess what.
309
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,151
She dumped him.
310
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,685
- ¿Que qué?
- Uh-huh.
311
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,988
Uh, can we just focus
on the road test?
312
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,090
Just kicked him to the curb.
And you want to know why?
313
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,158
Why?
314
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,292
Because he was too short.
315
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,693
¡Qué barbaridad!
316
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,161
- And he's not short.
- Mm-mm.
317
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,364
He's concentrated,
like the best orange juice.
318
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,835
Right on Sunset, please.
319
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,202
Hey, Gregg!
320
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,504
Uh, L.A. Dodgers'
Yoshinobu Yamamoto is out here
321
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,774
with a delicious bundt cake.
322
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,642
Oh, what flavor?
323
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,077
My back just went out.
324
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,678
Oh, no.
325
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,580
Yamamoto's not out there, is he?
326
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,383
I'm so sorry, mate.
That was a dirty trick.
327
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,018
But you did almost stand up.
328
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,253
What you're doing is pushing,
329
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,521
but what you need to do
is-is pop.
330
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,190
Leave me alone.
331
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,426
But bring me a slice
of that bundt cake, please.
332
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,096
Gregg, this is
really not your day.
333
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,530
You can't stand
334
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,132
and there's no bundt cake.
335
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,735
There is no bundt cake?!
336
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,237
What the hell?!
337
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,308
Ugh, you're still here?
338
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,043
Of course I still am.
339
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,879
And this place still smells
like that dead raccoon.
340
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,380
I don't have time for this,
Beau.
341
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,749
A colleague of mine
342
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,250
is gonna bedazzle my boot
for my dinner tonight
343
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:01,220
at a little place
called Paul Fleming Chang's.
344
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,590
You're taking the consultants
to P.F. Chang's?
345
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,159
It's the best Asian food
in Los Angeles.
346
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,895
I know it is. I'm Asian.
347
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:11,164
Barb, there's
a new vest in town.
348
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,431
Mmm!
349
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,401
That's right.
350
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,069
Gilbert is officially
351
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,404
an emotional support animal.
352
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,605
Got a letter
from a therapist and everything.
353
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,242
The dog's supposed
to wear the vest, you idiot.
354
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,710
This one's for a husky.
355
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:26,046
Oh. I thought it was
just for men with bigger builds.
356
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,580
Beau put you up to this?
357
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,784
Well, I guess there's only
one thing left for me to do.
358
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:35,188
And that's to, uh, welcome
Gilbert back to the office.
359
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,793
Sons of Anarchy!
Gilbert bit me!
360
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,127
No, he didn't.
361
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,262
- Yowch.
- Okay, then.
362
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,130
- Let me see it.
- Are you kidding?
363
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,264
Lift my arm?
364
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,799
It'll be Geyser Permanente.
365
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,434
Well, you're in good hands,
366
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,503
because I happen to be
a registered volunteer medic.
367
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,373
Yeah, well, you're
a registered volunteer liar!
368
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,475
Let me see the bite.
In fact, we all want to see
369
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,877
- the bite, don't we?!
- Yeah.
370
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,111
Oh...!
371
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,847
Never you're touching me!
372
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,816
Boo-yah!
373
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,152
So, Colette,
374
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,355
what were you, uh, thinking
about getting your mom
375
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,488
for Mother's Day?
376
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,824
I don't know.
377
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,159
I'll listen for clues
on our weekly phone call.
378
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,161
Hello?
379
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,829
You only call her once a week?
380
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,164
- Mm-hmm.
- What does your poor mother do
381
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,498
the rest of the time?
382
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,067
File a missing persons report?
383
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,002
Good one, Abuela.
384
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,837
What the hell is going on?
385
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,673
Are you trying to upset her
so that she'll fail?
386
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,008
No.
387
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,509
No, no, no.
Of course not. If anything,
388
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,211
I'm trying to relax her.
389
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,146
Mm-hmm.
390
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,783
Hmm. Abuela, look! The Pope!
391
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:37,985
- ¿¡Dónde?! ¿¡El Papa?!
- Huh?
392
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,887
- No, no! Look out!
- Aah!
393
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,726
Thankfully, none of the girls
selling the cookies were hurt.
394
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,528
But the only right thing to do
was to buy up
395
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,829
all of their stock.
396
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,530
I think these are knockoffs.
397
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,866
I mean,
what the hell is a Thick Mint?
398
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,935
I'm sorry I couldn't pass you.
399
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,704
A fender bender is
an automatic failure.
400
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:58,972
It's okay.
401
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,840
It's my fault
for getting distracted.
402
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,242
Yeah.
403
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,344
I'll-I'll wait for you
to give me a ride home.
404
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,946
Okay.
405
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,548
Looks like she's not getting
behind the wheel anytime soon.
406
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,216
Gracias, chica.
407
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,053
You really are my girl.
408
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,189
- Colette.
- Yeah.
409
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,258
- I'll pray for you.
- Oh.
410
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,060
Ayúdala a pararse derecha.
411
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,029
Thank you.
412
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,364
She recommended a posture bra.
413
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,933
I'm wearing one.
414
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,867
Hmm. Hmm.
415
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,476
Don't look at me like that.
416
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,245
Shh.
417
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,712
Down here.
418
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,749
I-I think I may be going
through something.
419
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,217
Ugh, boy.
420
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,386
That makes two of us. Gregg...
421
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,388
...permission to vent?
422
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,388
Denied.
423
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,925
I just failed Ceci's abuela,
424
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,094
like she asked, but she was a...
425
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,662
Rosa was a very good driver.
426
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,831
I'm starting to think
that I don't have a spine.
427
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,000
Me, either.
428
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,935
I was so focused
on being friends
429
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,871
I forgot
that being friends means
430
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,839
being able to say
when you're unhappy.
431
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,208
I'm unhappy.
432
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,277
I need to have an honest
conversation with Ceci,
433
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,711
but that terrifies me.
434
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,348
Hey, could we do a role-play?
Uh, you be me, I'll be Ceci.
435
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,449
Please, no.
436
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,118
"Colette, hello?
437
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,386
Just why?"
438
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,553
That's it.
439
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,422
Oh, my God!
440
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,092
I did it. I stood up on my own.
441
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:28,561
I'm gonna live long enough
to hate old age.
442
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,632
I just needed someone
annoying enough to push me.
443
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,303
Damn, Noa, it was more of a pop.
444
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,437
He did it.
445
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,507
That crazy son of a bitch
did it.
446
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,009
I can hear you, Noa.
447
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,276
Ah. Yeah.
448
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,683
Where's your little
carpet sniffer?
449
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,752
Gilbert? He's taking a nap.
450
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,787
But I came to apologize.
451
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:55,989
Really?
452
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,957
Yeah, he bit you,
and that's not okay.
453
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:01,994
So the only responsible thing
to do is to...
454
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,630
put Gilbert down.
455
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,135
You're right.
It's the right thing to do.
456
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,636
Oh. Okay.
457
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,139
Um, but j-just
to be super clear,
458
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,973
you know what "putting down"
means, right?
459
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,009
He was a good boy.
460
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,310
And may he rest in power.
461
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,312
I'm not gonna euthanize my son.
462
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,649
Why does Gilbert hate me?
463
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,019
And why does he love Beau?
464
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,055
Why do you care so much?
465
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,491
If I cannot get
a tiny little dog to respect me,
466
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,760
how can I get
the consultants to?
467
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,329
I see what this is.
468
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,199
Gilbert knows
469
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,967
you're the alpha around here.
470
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,869
And as a fellow alpha,
471
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,337
he's challenging you.
472
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,340
You think
that he sees me as an alpha?
473
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,342
I know he does.
474
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,111
This is your territory, Barb,
475
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,544
so you can't back down.
476
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,013
You got to show them
you're the big dog.
477
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,817
I used to see it in
the foster system all the time.
478
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,720
But with weirdly more shedding.
479
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,756
Ceci.
480
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,158
Hey, girl.
481
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,695
I'm taking Rosa on another test.
482
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,197
Whether you like it or not.
483
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,432
She worked her butt off
for this moment.
484
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,366
She deserved to pass. And she...
485
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,670
would have if you hadn't
purposely messed her up.
486
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,840
She's a very good driver.
487
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,642
I know.
488
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,909
Oh.
489
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,078
Okay.
490
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,247
Is that it? I thought
you were gonna make fun of
491
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,648
my shoes or something.
492
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,352
What's going on with you?
493
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,421
Honestly, I thought
she was gonna bomb that test.
494
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,558
And then when I realized
she was gonna pass, it just...
495
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,394
I just don't want to let her go.
496
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,895
Oh. Ceci.
497
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,265
My whole life, she's just...
498
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,234
She's been the one
that I was closest to, you know?
499
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,602
My parents worked a bunch,
but she was always there.
500
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,604
Even now,
she's, like, my best friend.
501
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,773
We go to the movies together,
we get our nails done,
502
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,910
we-we make fun of celebrities'
botched plastic surgery.
503
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,580
Now, what, she wants to just...
504
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,382
go do her own thing? Like,
505
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,016
- mm.
- Doesn't she deserve that?
506
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,085
What if she actually wants
to move to Palm Springs
507
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,054
after falling in love with one
of those desert macho men
508
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,356
or something?
509
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,491
Clearly, you've never been
to Palm Springs.
510
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:15,395
I'm just not ready
to let her spread her wings.
511
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,597
You are.
512
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:22,169
Your abuela helped you and her
other grandchildren grow strong,
513
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,104
and now her new project
is herself.
514
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,774
Fine.
515
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,176
You can retest her.
516
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,278
Thank you.
517
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,447
And your shoes are tragic.
518
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,483
They're good for my arches.
519
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,251
Mm. They better be.
520
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,788
Question-- should a catamaran
actually be two boats?
521
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,023
I figured out why you're here.
522
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,225
To get in my head.
523
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,492
What?
524
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,760
Don't flatter yourself.
525
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,295
You're intimidated by me.
526
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,797
Why else come all the way here
527
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,532
to do something that would've
taken you three seconds?
528
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,202
- Hmm.
- You act like
you've already won,
529
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,836
but, really, you're scared
530
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,004
'cause we're the better branch.
531
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,207
And the big dog,
532
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:03,176
the big dog's nipping
at your heels!
533
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,314
I'm the big dog!
534
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,682
Jilloyce,
535
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,484
help this man with his boat
and send him on his way.
536
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,720
Barb's branch.
537
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,724
You haven't seen
the last of me, Barbara!
538
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,660
Oh, yeah, there's no boat.
539
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:24,997
Another question-- have you seen
the latest edition of 10 and 2?
540
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,537
Colette said I didn't make
one mistake, Cecilia María.
541
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,339
Best test of the day.
542
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,707
That's really great, Abuela.
543
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,577
I got to--
I got to retake that last one.
544
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,313
What's wrong?
Is my lipstick too much?
545
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,249
It's called Tropixxx,
546
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,483
with three X's.
547
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,184
Uh, no, no. I just got, like...
548
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,086
An eyelash got stuck
or something.
549
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,722
Okay, one more shot.
550
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,558
It's beautiful.
551
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,859
Thank you, baby.
552
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,362
You actually look really hot.
553
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,896
Oh, thank you.
554
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:04,202
Don't worry, Dan. The Dynamite
Shrimp is not made of dynamite.
555
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,874
Okay.
556
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,743
Go for Berry.
557
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,980
Oh, hi, Dan. I was
just heading out for our dinner.
558
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,783
Oh. Food poisoning?
559
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,217
From ceviche, huh?
560
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,553
You cannot trust raw fish.
561
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,556
It's like going skinny-dipping
with snapping turtles.
562
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:27,494
Whoever recommended that really
should not be running a DMV.
563
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,996
Yeah, I can reschedule
for tomorrow.
564
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,096
Okay, then.
565
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,265
Hydrate!
566
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,570
Mr. Perfect gave the consultants
food poisoning.
567
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,806
We're coming for you,
Beau Young.
568
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,676
Hasta ceviche, baby.
569
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,480
Gilbert.
570
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,516
You don't want
any part of this.
571
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,759
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572
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,529
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573
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:06,032
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