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在我們壞蛋聯盟讓這座城市人心惶惶

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線上入侵

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偽裝

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開鎖

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一路拼到犯罪界的顛峰之前

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有一個瘋狂到極點的傳奇壞蛋

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名叫雷金納德E帕帕

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天底下帕帕最喜歡的東西就是戰利品

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不過帕帕斬獲的一樣最有價值的東西

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是現今數一數二古老的戰利品

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帝國因它而建立,戰爭也因它而起

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可頌也學它的形狀

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新月護身符

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時間一久,他開始疑神疑鬼
擔心會有人來偷

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就像他偷別人的一樣

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他閉門不出

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在最後的日子裡盡情撫摸、欣賞

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沈湎於護身符中

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還在死前發了毒誓

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如果有人敢來偷走他的傳奇戰利品

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他就會糾纏不放

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一輩子!

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{\an8}《壞蛋聯盟:偷偷來搞鬼》

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好了,各位,怎麼樣?

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這是最適合萬聖節的搶劫計畫

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你想搶雷金納德E帕帕的豪宅?

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不可能

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這只是你用來嚇唬我們的藉口

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你每次萬聖節都這樣

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我什麼時候嚇過你們了?

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{\an8}在萬聖節去偷木乃伊的戰利品

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{\an8}妙極了,狼先生,狼先生?

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{\an8}我敢說這裡面裝滿了戰利品

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{\an8}嚇!

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{\an8}別急著狡辯,我們還沒說完呢

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{\an8}我喜歡萬聖節前夕的拿鐵

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{\an8}眼球?

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{\an8}整到你們了!

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{\an8}還有去年

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{\an8}- 小心
- 放心啦,交給我

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{\an8}沒有我躲不過的雷射

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{\an8}拿到了

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{\an8}騙到你們啦!

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{\an8}好啦

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{\an8}我可能有時候控制不了自己

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{\an8}但我保證今年不會了

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{\an8}沒有人偷過雷金納德E帕帕的豪宅

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{\an8}所以在萬聖節幹這一票

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{\an8}可以向全世界證明壞蛋聯盟什麼都敢

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{\an8}你不覺得守在這裡

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{\an8}發花椰菜給來要糖的人更好玩嗎?

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{\an8}我超愛這一招

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{\an8}他們會說:“先生,謝謝你的糖果...

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{\an8}啊?花椰菜?”

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{\an8}我們就說:“小鬼,滾!”

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{\an8}護身符是超傳奇的戰利品

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{\an8}但那些故事、傳說...

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萬一雷金納德E帕帕的鬼魂
來找麻煩怎麼辦?

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我們又打不到鬼!

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這有科學根據的

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拜託,你們不會相信那些吧?

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誰知道,西部小袋鼠幫去偷過

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後來再也沒出現過了

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謠言啦

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我敢打賭他們失手了

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就利用傳說遁逃,免得丟臉

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各位,我知道我以前太胡鬧了

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但這東西太酷了,不適合惡搞

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來嗎?

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這次一定會大豐收

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只有一顆像可頌的古老大寶石
才能勝過可頌

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我可以演不害怕的人

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我們當然要參一腳

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我留在車子這邊把風

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你們去搜索這個不是太可怕
也絕對不是鬼屋的豪宅

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真是的

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我都已經偽裝成把風的了

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只好我們兩個一起把風了,真討厭

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不需要人把風,來吧

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帕帕把這裡打造成防盜的堡壘

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大門不可能那麼容易打開

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啊,真湊巧的一陣風

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帕帕在鎖上用了偏心銷
出了名的難破解

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對我這個撬鎖高手來說
實在是太簡單了

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沒有網路

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駭客也無用武之地

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這毛骨悚然的回音是在嘲笑我嗎?

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回音是在嘲笑我嗎?

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只是回音而已

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那你的聲音怎麼沒有回音?

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你的聲音...回音...

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走吧,得找到傳說中
帕帕跟護身符合葬的墓穴

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各位,是雕像啦!

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蜘蛛們,要自己收拾乾淨啦

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人類的頭長得真奇怪

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怎麼看怎麼怪

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你們看,是他

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那怪胎一直在看我

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是視覺錯覺啦

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重點是“錯覺”

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啊哈!有光就對了

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開燈就沒那麼可怕了

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這地方需要好好打掃一下

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鋼琴鬧鬼了!

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- 我不玩了
- 這音樂...我受不了

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不是鬧鬼
只是一架自動演奏鋼琴而已

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轉動手柄就會自動演奏

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對喔,兄弟,你竟然被這個嚇到了

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鬼,你找大個子!

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- 他肉比較多!
- 喂!

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這個聲音比音樂還恐怖

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沒事啦,暖爐一定是跟燈一起開了
看到了嗎?

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我以為我們是壞蛋聯盟

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不是“晚上有一點聲音都會嚇到”聯盟

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專心一點

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如果帕帕真的把護身符藏在墓穴裡

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可能入口也藏起來了

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我就會那麼做
但我不會背光擺姿勢拍照,好俗氣

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等一下

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畫像

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“你永遠得不到我的戰利品

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一如我的名字一樣隱密”

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喔

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雷金納德E帕帕...

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- 叫魂喔
- 怎麼了?

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{\an8}抱歉,我想到一件事

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{\an8}有點興奮

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{\an8}如果他名字中的“E”代表音符呢?

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也許那是開啟墓穴的祕密鑰匙

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我在爵士任務做了臥底,記得嗎?

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我來彈首E大調

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爵士搶案

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不搶的東西跟要搶的一樣重要

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這一定是去墓穴的路

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哈哈,真好笑,狼先生

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但你保證過不惡作劇的

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不是我

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它自己會動

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我不認識這群入侵者

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我跟你同一國

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等一下

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喂!

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- 我這位朋友想要跟你單挑
- 我沒有!

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別擔心,相信我,儘管動手吧

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我一直都知道這條路是條不歸路

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這東西是自動的,跟鋼琴一樣

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只有一堆齒輪

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像科技,又沒多高科技

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- 真厲害
- 當然了!

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帕帕不會放任他的豪宅
在他死後毫無防備

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他留下了保全措施

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讓它看起來像是鬧鬼

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帕帕發誓誰偷他東西
就糾纏他一輩子的傳說

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可能是帕帕自己捏造的
嚇唬以後的壞蛋不敢輕易嘗試

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我得承認,這個騙局真的很高明

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道高一尺,可惜還是我們魔高一丈

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這樣說沒錯吧

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不,兄弟,應該是“棋高一著”啦!

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就是這裡
帕帕的犯罪生活最隱密的部分

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太神奇了

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我最隱密的部分只有放屁

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這也太容易了吧

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閃人吧

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那次搶劫太棒了!

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我說:“接招吧,笨斧頭騎士!”

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你們就說
“食人魚先生,你好勇敢又好酷

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還超級帥氣!”

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沒有那回事

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誰呀?

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霧太濃了,我什麼都看不到

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你們偷了我的東西!

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- 狼先生,我以為你關掉了
- 是啊!

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我控制不了我自己!

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萬聖節快樂,你們這些膽小鬼

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你們真是太好騙了

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你們看,太美了

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怎麼?你們還在氣昨晚的事嗎?

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你太過分了,看你對我做了什麼

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{\an8}你偷走我的青春

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{\an8}最令人髮指的罪行

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我知道我們是壞蛋聯盟

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但壞蛋也該信守承諾

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別這樣

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只是好玩而已

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結果比較重要

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我們偷了雷金納德E帕帕的東西

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你是該慶幸這次的戰利品很有價值

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至少我們不用再回去
那個怪胎恐怖又不好玩的鬼屋

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你們還在害怕?全都是假的啦

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你們真的太容易被嚇到了

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喝點咖啡,會舒服點

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- 真奇怪
- 狼先生!

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抱歉

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嘿,你們也聽見
帕帕鬼屋的那個音樂了吧?

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什麼?沒有啊

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不過那真的很魔音穿腦,怎麼哼呢?

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不對,你哼錯了,應該是...

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{\an8}不對,應該是這樣

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{\an8}我們為下一次搶劫
準備了完美的計畫,鯊魚先生?

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我們準備搶...

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牙醫!

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- 牙線
- 鑽牙器

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金牙

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但主要是那些小水杯

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小口喝水真好玩

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喔

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其他地方都沒有那些東西

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最誘人的杯具

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你們沒聽到鋼琴曲嗎?你們沒聽到?

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你又想耍我們了

211
00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:51,041
我們不會上當的,先生

212
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:52,793
被你們發現了

213
00:12:53,668 --> 00:12:56,004
仔細說一下這個搶牙醫計畫吧

214
00:12:56,004 --> 00:12:58,965
第一步,吃很多糖果讓牙齒蛀壞

215
00:12:58,965 --> 00:13:01,968
我受不了!真是的!
到底是哪裡傳來的?

216
00:13:01,968 --> 00:13:03,720
什麼是哪裡傳來的?

217
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,180
兄弟,你瘋了

218
00:13:10,393 --> 00:13:12,229
{\an8}不可能,絕對不可能

219
00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:15,190
這一定可以解釋,抱歉,不會的

220
00:13:15,899 --> 00:13:17,150
你們都沒聽到?

221
00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:19,027
{\an8}狼先生你沒事吧?

222
00:13:21,446 --> 00:13:24,199
你好像需要一個人靜一靜

223
00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:49,099
哈囉?

224
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,768
有人在嗎?

225
00:13:52,435 --> 00:13:55,021
聽我說,很抱歉我偷了那個護身符

226
00:13:57,524 --> 00:13:59,109
我警告過你

227
00:13:59,985 --> 00:14:02,654
但你還是偷了我的東西

228
00:14:02,654 --> 00:14:04,739
現在換我偷你的東西了

229
00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:09,995
太可怕了!

230
00:14:10,871 --> 00:14:13,415
{\an8}怎麼了?你知道我需要睡美容覺

231
00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:15,500
食人魚先生不見了

232
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,087
我聽到掙扎的聲音
就去確認他的情況,結果發現這個

233
00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:22,007
雷金納德E帕帕?

234
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:23,967
那些傳說是真的

235
00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:25,719
我警告過你了!

236
00:14:26,303 --> 00:14:27,762
- 什麼?
- 我警告過你

237
00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:30,432
這就是西部小袋鼠幫的遭遇

238
00:14:30,432 --> 00:14:33,560
可憐的食人魚先生,我們得回去救他

239
00:14:39,441 --> 00:14:41,735
我們偷了這東西以後

240
00:14:41,735 --> 00:14:44,237
我就一直聽到音樂、做惡夢

241
00:14:44,237 --> 00:14:45,906
現在食人魚又不見了?

242
00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:50,160
哎,食人魚的事真的很遺憾
但把偷來的東西還回去?

243
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,162
這是犯罪界最大的禁忌

244
00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:55,916
如果歸還戰利品的事傳出去
我們的名聲就毀了

245
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:57,918
我相信食人魚先生沒事的

246
00:14:58,668 --> 00:14:59,669
{\an8}食人魚先生!

247
00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:01,463
{\an8}我們得去救他

248
00:15:02,339 --> 00:15:05,800
{\an8}希望幸運兔子腳能對付超自然現象

249
00:15:06,343 --> 00:15:07,177
{\an8}什麼臭味?

250
00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:09,804
可笑的兔子腳?你在開玩笑嗎?

251
00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:12,974
我可是帶了真正可以驅魔的東西

252
00:15:12,974 --> 00:15:14,517
大蒜項鍊

253
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:16,102
那是對付吸血鬼的吧?

254
00:15:16,102 --> 00:15:20,398
吸血鬼、鬼、律師、咖啡師
即興表演團、文青,都一樣

255
00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:23,985
{\an8}你們看這個,我叫它妖魔鬼怪探測器

256
00:15:23,985 --> 00:15:27,197
{\an8}它可以偵測到
任何異次元的超自然存在

257
00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:29,282
來去找我們的朋友吧

258
00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:43,755
哇,好多超自然的活動

259
00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:45,715
不然咧?

260
00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:47,425
食人魚先生,你在嗎?

261
00:15:47,425 --> 00:15:49,761
出來吧,鰭兄弟

262
00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:56,601
跟我的夢境一樣

263
00:15:56,601 --> 00:15:58,103
“那個”又來了

264
00:16:02,899 --> 00:16:04,734
吃大蒜吧,裝神弄鬼的廢物

265
00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:05,777
不吃就算了

266
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:09,072
喂,你這堆破銅爛鐵!

267
00:16:09,072 --> 00:16:11,491
應該找跟你一樣大塊頭的人吧?

268
00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:14,244
心誠則靈

269
00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:31,386
有用耶!

270
00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:37,392
陽台那邊有東西過來了

271
00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:39,602
{\an8}食人魚先生?

272
00:16:39,602 --> 00:16:42,480
{\an8}你怎麼飄起來了?像鬼一樣

273
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,276
狼先生,你怎麼可以
讓雷金納德E帕帕把我抓走?

274
00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:50,071
有些案子就不該做

275
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:54,576
小矮子說得對
沒辦法用打的,惡靈退散!

276
00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:56,578
大家自求多福吧

277
00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:04,169
把護身符放回去,應該就沒事了
一切都會恢復正常

278
00:17:07,922 --> 00:17:10,759
從來沒有歸還戰利品
感覺真是糟透了

279
00:17:11,301 --> 00:17:13,261
你好啊

280
00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:19,768
好,護身符我已經還你了

281
00:17:19,768 --> 00:17:22,520
你不用再纏著我們
沒事了,同行通融一下

282
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:28,443
你用你那骯髒的毛茸茸手指
玷污了我最珍貴的護身符

283
00:17:28,443 --> 00:17:32,489
現在我也要拿走你的東西

284
00:17:32,489 --> 00:17:33,448
你想要什麼?

285
00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:35,909
我身上有一副還不錯的太陽眼鏡

286
00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:36,993
可以給你

287
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:38,703
你的夥伴

288
00:17:41,623 --> 00:17:44,125
蛇先生!他也抓走你了?不!

289
00:17:45,752 --> 00:17:46,795
萬絲通!

290
00:17:47,295 --> 00:17:48,505
鯊魚先生!

291
00:17:48,505 --> 00:17:50,632
你不相信傳說

292
00:17:50,632 --> 00:17:52,801
也不相信我發的誓

293
00:17:52,801 --> 00:17:56,429
我們現在是帕帕的幽靈了

294
00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:58,139
對不起,是我害了你們

295
00:17:58,139 --> 00:18:00,225
我以為帕帕的故事是假的

296
00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:03,686
你應該確認的,老兄

297
00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:05,355
你可以拿走我的靈魂

298
00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,774
但讓我的夥伴回到正常的生活

299
00:18:07,774 --> 00:18:10,568
他們是無辜的,求你了!

300
00:18:11,194 --> 00:18:12,529
來不及了

301
00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:15,281
不!拜託!

302
00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:23,039
騙到你了,哈哈

303
00:18:26,584 --> 00:18:27,710
等等,什麼?

304
00:18:32,841 --> 00:18:34,217
誰快來拍張照片

305
00:18:34,217 --> 00:18:36,594
我想記住狼先生現在的表情

306
00:18:37,345 --> 00:18:38,930
終於騙到你了,大哥

307
00:18:39,514 --> 00:18:41,975
你一直喊:“不要!救救我!

308
00:18:41,975 --> 00:18:44,102
我才是膽小鬼!”

309
00:18:44,102 --> 00:18:46,020
那才叫做整人

310
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,189
是你們?全部都是?

311
00:18:48,189 --> 00:18:50,567
音樂、夢境、鬼魂?

312
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:51,526
怎麼可能!

313
00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:54,904
讓你相信鬼纏上你很簡單

314
00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:58,283
首先,我們在老巢到處裝微型音響

315
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:02,495
讓你以為只有你聽得到音樂

316
00:19:02,495 --> 00:19:04,789
但我做了惡夢,你們還變成鬼

317
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,166
還有雷金納德E帕帕

318
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,293
本來很傷腦筋要怎麼讓你做惡夢

319
00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:10,128
後來萬絲通想到辦法了

320
00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:13,923
虛擬現實太陽眼鏡

321
00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:20,972
你做惡夢的時候,我們偷偷在豪宅裡

322
00:19:20,972 --> 00:19:23,808
安裝了我設計的全息投影技術

323
00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:26,769
看起來很真實吧?

324
00:19:28,897 --> 00:19:31,858
而在下我讓騎士不用機關就能動

325
00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:36,154
我就稍微施展了一下畫技

326
00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:41,409
你應該看看你那驚恐的表情,狼先生

327
00:19:42,285 --> 00:19:44,329
真是千金難買!

328
00:19:44,329 --> 00:19:47,248
{\an8}我大概知道你為什麼這麼喜歡整我們

329
00:19:47,248 --> 00:19:49,042
{\an8}但我們受不了了

330
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,794
你說話不算話,我們必須以牙還牙

331
00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:52,962
哎呀

332
00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:56,341
這麼大費周章,只是為了整我

333
00:19:56,341 --> 00:19:58,051
這真是世界上最任性

334
00:19:58,051 --> 00:20:01,054
最不負責任、最幼稚

335
00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:04,390
又酷到不行的報復計畫!

336
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:05,350
真的整到我了

337
00:20:06,726 --> 00:20:08,269
我得說,很厲害

338
00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:09,938
如果要說什麼彌補的話

339
00:20:09,938 --> 00:20:12,815
對不起,我說話不算話對你們惡作劇

340
00:20:12,815 --> 00:20:13,900
我不該那麼做的

341
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:18,196
你願意用自己的靈魂來交換我們的
真的很窩心

342
00:20:18,196 --> 00:20:20,114
希望你學到教訓,狼仔

343
00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:23,117
我的靈魂可是值三條你的
雖然那也不重要

344
00:20:24,619 --> 00:20:26,371
好了,我們離開這裡吧

345
00:20:26,371 --> 00:20:28,873
嘿,這東西是不是很襯我的眼睛?

346
00:20:33,294 --> 00:20:34,587
什麼?

347
00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:41,886
帕帕的復仇!

348
00:20:41,886 --> 00:20:44,347
是真的!

349
00:20:44,347 --> 00:20:45,932
他應該有尊嚴地死去

350
00:20:45,932 --> 00:20:48,518
譬如被最滑溜的朋友從背後捅刀

351
00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:50,895
我沒機會了!

352
00:20:52,146 --> 00:20:52,981
嚇!

353
00:20:56,985 --> 00:20:58,486
又整到你們了,寶貝!

354
00:21:00,613 --> 00:21:01,447
啊?

355
00:21:01,447 --> 00:21:05,285
你們以為能整到惡作劇之王嗎?

356
00:21:05,285 --> 00:21:06,202
不可能

357
00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:10,498
我早就發現了你們的小計畫

358
00:21:10,498 --> 00:21:11,958
{\an8}(報復計畫)

359
00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:18,214
我假裝嚇壞了
讓你們丟下我安靜一下

360
00:21:18,214 --> 00:21:23,428
這時我就可以用萬絲通的筆電
學習超複雜的CGI全息投影

361
00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:29,434
其實我用來對付你們的技術
都是你幫我準備好的

362
00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:32,270
你竟然碰了我的電腦?

363
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:34,355
我要把你碎屍萬段

364
00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:35,565
你們很愛我的

365
00:21:35,565 --> 00:21:38,234
我們快把戰利品帶回去慶祝萬聖節吧

366
00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:41,029
各位?好,現在我真的怕了

367
00:22:13,353 --> 00:22:15,271
{\an8}字幕翻譯:鄭淑芬