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{\an8}（巴西亞馬遜雨林）
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陸路只能到這裏
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我們需要船
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應該幾日就到
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我們不該來這裏
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叢林不歡迎我們來
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那裏有...
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我們必須這樣做
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等着我們的可改變一生
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好吧
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我自己一個去
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安娜
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安娜！
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不要去！
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是她
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去船那邊！
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快！去追！
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- 喂！
- 停！
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抓住我的手！
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狂蟒之災
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先近鏡拍滿月
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奶白色帶少少黃
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然後鏡頭下移
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顯露出一條田園郊區的街道
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鏡頭再掠過一排白色尖頂柵欄
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最後定鏡在坑渠格柵
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呯！格柵彈開！
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巨型帶鱗生物滑行而出
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敏捷、飢餓、絕非人類
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然後響起節拍強勁的配樂
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鏡頭跟在野獸背後
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牠險惡地滑向一間藍色小屋
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等等，唔好意思
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你講緊我們的婚禮影片？
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無錯，但我不認為只是影片
而是微電影
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我明，但我覺得個風格
不太似我們想要的
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我知有少少偏門，但...
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我們真的很喜歡
你幫嘉倫和巴特拍那種
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他們沿河邊走
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- 然後跳高擊掌
- 跳起勁正
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我超鍾意他們用的歌
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我不想等到人生盡頭
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我要現在就知道那感覺
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- 各位，重點是...
- 你都識唱？
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我真的很喜歡你們
而且你們自稱恐怖片迷
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我心諗「我都好愛恐怖片」
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我以為可以搞少少花臣，明白嗎？
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這是你們會翻睇一世的電影
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但這不是電影，道格
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這是婚禮影片，我們想他們跳起那種
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- 無錯
- 你到底拍唔拍到？
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搞掂
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介意我熱吓身嗎？可以嗎？
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無問題，我見過更癲的
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好極
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我點樣講好啲？
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「他說他視力模糊，所以可能是...」
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抑或「他說他視力模糊
所以可能是...」
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我加口音都得，我可以扮...
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我覺得你跟試鏡時一樣就得
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- 係咩？
- 係呀
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我隔很久才接到角色，只想演好些
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- 我明
- 我只是...
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外面競爭好大
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對唔住
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3 號醫生，到你了
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好極，去演場好戲
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謝謝，當娜
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順便一提，若你要幫襯勞氏五金
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我可以給你員工折扣
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而且不會多問
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- 好嗎？
- 好
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謝謝，再加十毫升曲馬多
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病人如何？
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他說他視力模糊
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- 所以可能是...
- 視神經炎
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可以排除這可能
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- 停！
- 停機！
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老友，我唔知你個咩口音
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正正常常講，好嘛？
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立即再來
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準備
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他說他視力模糊，所以可能是...
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停！講快少少！今次講快啲
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他說他視力模糊，所以可能是...
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停！救命，炒佢啦
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可以換人嗎？
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（無法呼吸 無法尖叫）
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{\an8}（《狂蟒之災》 嚇到你窒息）
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格里夫，我是道格
剛才在超市碰到你媽
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她說你今日有個大演出
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為你驕傲，兄弟
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大家在水牛城都好掛住你
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愛你，得閒回來聚聚舊
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嚇死...謝利
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道格，坑渠怪物是怎麼回事？
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老天
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道格
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聽住，我知這不是你小時候夢想做的事
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但夢想總會消逝的
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我就快退休了
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道格，這一切遲早都由你話事
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- 講真？
- 真的
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望望四周，好好感受
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想像一下
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如果你安安分分，這份工其實算幾好
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講得上是 B，甚至是 B+ 的人生
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你確定不慶祝生日？
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你以前大半歲都逼我幫你慶祝
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去飲杯啤酒？
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做啲嘢？
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不如睇新出的登山紀錄片？
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講個女人跌死那套？
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無錯
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好吧，那不如睇馬爾代夫自由潛水那套
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最後浸死那套？天啊，道格
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一係食粒加料軟糖早啲瞓
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驚喜！
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天啊...美莉，唔係嘛？
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就係，你最鍾意熱鬧的生日派對
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爸，你嚇到呆
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- 你一早知？
- 是我的主意
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- 老友記，幫我掛褸，唔該
- 好
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點呀喂？
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- 生日快樂！
- 攞命咩，簡尼！我個背脊！
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- 對唔住
- 唔係嘛！唔通係...
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戲中那支乳液、戲中那個籃
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「它把乳液放入籃」？
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- eBay 買的，老友
- 好鬼正！
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好鬼核突就真
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- 生日快樂，阿道
- 多謝你特地過來，嘉兒
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你知我愛這時節的水牛城
半融雪，凍到暈
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搞咩？崔恩沒來？
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崔恩不來
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以後都不會來
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他搭上他的洗牙師
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總之今晚你是主角，寶貝
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- 我的確是主角
- 你是主角
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你來了！過來攬吓，天啊！
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好久不見，老友
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見到你真好，太久沒見了
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生日快樂
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多謝你過來
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我怎會錯過？絕對不會
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我們要好好聚舊
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好多年前，一群熱血年輕藝術家有個大計
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個計劃不算原創，甚至算不上好
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但那是他們的夢想
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於是他們將願望變成了現實
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所以事不宜遲
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我為各位隆重呈獻未經修復的...
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道格麥卡里特 13 歲時的鉅作《大腳怪》
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吓？我以為冇晒存檔
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- 唔係嘛
- 不
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我在我媽的車庫找到，卡在影帶機裏
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你肯定適合小朋友睇？
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話之佢啦
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布朗太太逼我們嗶走粗口才准播
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無錯，完全不合理
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我們已寫到明是三級
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- 生日快樂，老友
- 你唔係播呀？
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梗係要播，開場啦
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- 天啊
- 坐吧
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我要殺了你
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我冇咩點變
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大＊鑊！
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- 看那草地！
- 窮追不捨！
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- 小心大腳怪
- 來了
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你打＊死我之前，我要問你一件事
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你有牙力咬＊死我？
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抑或只識＊叫？
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呯！
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撞鬼，我們睇得太多史高西斯
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當時根本睇唔明
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- 我有事話你知
- 咩事？
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我愛你，我一直都好愛你
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而且以＊後都會
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我都好＊愛你
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咀我，女人
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好有魅力，你當年就好識做戲
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道格竟然說服到我演這場
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咩呀？你提議的
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正呀！
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- 牠要殺我們了
- 我們被困
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可以點算？
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- 不是！
- 是你
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天啊，大家都死梗！
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到戲肉了
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休想得逞，先生
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- 呯！
- 勁呀！
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- 正！
- 無得彈！
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犀利呀！
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拍得好好！
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這可能是我收過最正的生日禮物
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- 我不知道它還存在
- 那就送給你
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連埋電視，因為影帶卡死了
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- 好嘢！
- 太好了！
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- 那是...
- 大學畢業那年之後...
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《狂蟒之災》是那年上映
我們看了 30 次
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比得上其他經典
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無錯，而且陣容超勁
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- J.Lo、Ice Cube、奧雲韋遜、史托勒
- 當然
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夢幻陣容
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而且那條蛇就像隱喻我們當時的人生
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現實撲面而來
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獵殺你、逼迫你
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逼你...
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就似父母的保險不再包括你
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- 我不知道...
- 真的
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- 它...
- 就是那樣
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- 無錯，簡尼
- 是但啦
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還有莊威那口音？好破格
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「牠們會纏住你，你還有幸...」
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-「聽到自己骨頭碎裂」
-「...骨頭碎裂」
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「然後你的血管會被壓擠爆裂」
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對唔住
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我有《狂蟒之災》的版權
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咩話？
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我有《狂蟒之災》的版權
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真的
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那電影是根據
某個已故日本作家的小說改編
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我經理人介紹我認識他的遺孀
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難以置信的是
她超鍾意我演的那四集《反恐特警組》
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- 個個都鍾意
- 所以給了我版權
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老友，你打算點做？
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不是「我」
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是「我們」
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我們要重啟，用獨立電影風格
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用三星期，去亞馬遜游擊式拍攝
超精簡團隊
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嘉兒和我主演
簡尼揸機，道格做導演
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點睇？大家覺得點？
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理論上是個好主意，不過...
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預我！我可以向公司請假
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無錯，簡尼！掂呀！
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簡尼，你講咩？
你去？不，他不會去
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他講一句你就去？去亞馬遜喎
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- 他不會去
- 你呢，嘉兒？
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- 我...
- 來嘛...
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我不確定最近是否理性...
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- 你當然理智
- 我才剛離婚
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你現在當然不理性
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現在最適合，你講笑吧？
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來嘛，就似《再單身遊記》...之類
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去啦
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那好吧...預我
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- 吓？認真？
- 好嘢！
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認真的，反正我人生都一鑊泡
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我聽到真的好高興
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不是慶幸你人生一鑊泡，是指你加入
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而且只要道格一點頭
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套戲可能要靠你做金主
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- 吓？
- 多謝你先
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道格？
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格里夫，我很抱歉
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我有好多責任
我有美莉、查理，仲有份工
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我知，拍婚禮影片嘛
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是電影
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這是美好生活，你知嘛？
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算是 B 級，甚至 B+ 的人生
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B，B+ 人生？
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算好好喇
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記得大家細個時...
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凌晨 4 點都未瞓
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在你媽媽家的地下室睇恐怖片？
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00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,256
幾乎驚到瀨尿
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《德州電鋸殺人狂》...睇完又睇
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現在我們有機會自己拍一套
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老友，這是我們由細到大的夢想
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我明你意思
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但我們已不是細路，格里夫
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好抱歉
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我明白的，好吧
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我只是...
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我明白，真的
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我明白
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又睇《大腳怪》
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查理，去睇睇曲奇焗好未
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好，但我要撳暫停，所以...
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咪亂撳
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要配凍牛奶先得
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收到
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- 你搞咩啫？
- 吓？
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去拍戲啦
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美莉
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去啦，你每次睇條片，雙眼都發光
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00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,194
我已好耐未見過你咁開心
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00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:29,697
所以呢？我該去追兒時的荷里活夢想？
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浪費一堆時間金錢，然後呢？
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到最後能改變甚麼？
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好吧
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好吧
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好吧
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我們誠邀你齊來慶祝...
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我們成為...
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漢森夫婦
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攞我命
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00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,777
{\an8}（漢森夫婦）
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結果會如何？
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00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:17,412
我不想等到人生盡頭
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00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,830
我唱乜鬼嘢？
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喂，老友
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00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,379
我不想再等了，老友
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00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:31,635
我們的人生可能...快到盡頭
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00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:33,636
你講緊咩？
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00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:37,140
《狂蟒之災》壇嘢，你認真的？
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00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,267
真呀，好認真
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00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:40,686
一於去馬
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00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:43,730
一於重啟《狂蟒之災》
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好嘢！好呀！
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（《狂蟒之災》編劇道格麥卡里特）
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（外景：亞馬遜河 白天）
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傾傾預算...從頭到尾要幾錢？
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00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:14,886
我預計要拍三星期
又要搞特效、特技
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00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:18,181
一艘河船、一個船長、來回叢林交通費
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00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:21,934
仲要條超巨型真蛇，最好是租的
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00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,519
- 租的，明白
- 加加埋埋...
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200 到 250 萬美金
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合理
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我們批出了一筆貸款，高達...
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9,400 元
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好嘢！
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我將預算刪減到...
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四萬三全包
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00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,411
聽落較合理
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套戲要夠恐怖，對吧？
328
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:46,292
要嚇死人，但不可以只講有條大蛇殺人
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00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,627
- 正是
- 你知嘛？
330
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,754
一定要有深層意義，對吧？
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無錯
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我是指...
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- 主題
- 主題
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來嘛
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- 例如悲痛
- 不如講復仇？
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00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:00,723
論主題，這絕對是頭幾位
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00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,683
- 掂，我有好主意
- 講來聽聽
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00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,561
跨世代創傷
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我超愛跨世代創傷
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有邊個唔鍾意？
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- 最好睇
- 終於有靈感
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00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,326
這是鉅作
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00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,578
你簡直天才，我好鍾意
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- 一字也別改
- 不要改
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00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:26,457
完美！驚慄又感人，仲好搞笑
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- 好浪漫
- 兄弟，過獎
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00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,670
嘿，道格...
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00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:35,175
我知我們之間有點小拗撬，但...
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00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,678
我必須拍這套戲，兄弟
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00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:39,805
小拗撬？
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00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,933
無錯，他炒了我
我無得再做婚禮攝影
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00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,269
因為我有次飲醉咗少少
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00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,729
他撞冧個結婚蛋糕
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00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,983
- 但我已在處理
- 即是在戒酒？
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00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:53,067
無錯
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00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,486
不過是水牛城式戒酒
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00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,487
水牛城式戒酒？
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00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,823
只飲啤酒和葡萄酒
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00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,786
還有幾種低度烈酒，但絕對不是全部
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00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,163
為你驕傲
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00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:07,708
道格？
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00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,670
老實講，以前的事我都有責任
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00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,132
你當然該有第二次機會，一於拍住上
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00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,092
- 好極！
- 感激，老友
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00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,802
車到了
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00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,472
有帶防瘧疾藥？一星期食一次
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00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,267
爸，我幾乎忘了
368
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:30,313
- 說吧
- 但我買了這個送你
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00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,814
咩話？
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00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,108
我知好正
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00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,611
「世上最勁的道格」
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00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:39,280
- 我覺得應該寫「爸爸」
- 咁寫搞笑啲
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00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,491
我鍾意，咁寫好好多
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00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:21,239
- 嚟料
- 正呀！
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00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,242
- 好嘢
- 我們到了
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00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,994
- 終於到
- 咁先似樣！
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00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,497
巴西利亞！
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00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,874
我在飛機上研究過巨蟒
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00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,836
牠們能在水中潛伏好幾日
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00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,922
一直跟蹤着獵物，靜止不動等待時機
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00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:39,341
當獵物一出現...
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00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,050
瞬間擒殺
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00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,845
纏力達一千磅，咪駛旨意走得甩
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00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:46,682
牠會捲實你，擠出肺部空氣
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00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,976
撞鬼，好恐怖
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00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,645
- 似足《狂蟒之災》套戲
- 完全正確
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00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:53,729
所以是真的？
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00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:54,898
真，全部都是真
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00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,652
非常真實
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00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,739
曾經有個女人...
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00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,366
願主保祐她
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00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,578
被條蟒蛇纏到實一實
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00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,206
然後對眼珠就...
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00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,792
- 唔係嘛
- 冇可能
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00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,878
是我阿嫲斯凡娜
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00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:18,004
陰功
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00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:21,300
惡死阿嫲，但仍令人難過
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00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:23,760
抱歉，你邊位？
399
00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:27,513
不好意思，卡羅桑地亞哥
叫我阿桑就得
400
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,599
- 嘿！我是簡尼
- 嘿
401
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,226
- 同你講過電話，你好
- 簡尼，嗨
402
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,354
- 嗨
- 這位是我們的馴蛇師
403
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,231
- 謝天謝地
- 他應該是最勁的
404
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:39,400
「應該」？條友真搞笑
405
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:42,069
我就是最勁的，無講錯
406
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,154
- 好極
- 犀利
407
00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:45,240
歡迎來到巴西
408
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,743
去見見條蛇
409
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:02,633
兜去後面搵，會搵到她的
410
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:24,154
我發現牠時，牠就快餓死
411
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:29,325
掘金者將水銀倒入河
毀了牠的食物來源
412
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:32,162
- 掘金者？
- 採金毒害了我們的土地
413
00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:35,165
他們的貪婪差點害死我條蛇
414
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:40,211
但我餵養牠，把牠照顧到恢復健康
415
00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:43,840
某程度上，牠也救贖了我
416
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,551
老土到爆的故事
417
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:47,803
被蛇拯救
418
00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:52,223
點稱呼？
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00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:53,307
我...格里夫
420
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,477
格里夫，牠不只是一條蛇
421
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,355
牠是我的小巨人、我的朋友
422
00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:03,068
是爬蟲學界最重要的生物之一
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00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,319
當然...我...明白
424
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,155
我沒有...我不是要...我明白的
425
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:11,243
好吧...我為各位介紹
426
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,080
海托
427
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:18,958
- 海托？
- 我的天
428
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:20,626
嘿，小可愛
429
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,629
- 講錯，唔可愛
- 天啊...
430
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,425
掂呀！條蛇夠堅！
431
00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:30,970
傳聞有更大的巨蟒
432
00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:33,515
體型甚至再大四、五倍
433
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,350
問吧，電話簡尼
434
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:39,646
牠們真的會將獵物反芻出來？
435
00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:41,439
有時啦
436
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,399
如果你夠好彩...
437
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,403
你會因為窒息即死
438
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:51,115
但不幸的人就會活下來
439
00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:52,326
不幸？
440
00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:58,456
無錯，因為你到時就會有意識地...
441
00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:02,252
望住條蛇回來解決你
442
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:05,756
明晒，死咗最好
443
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,929
（班迪塔號）
444
00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:17,726
- 睇吓隻船！
- 今次發達了，寶貝
445
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,128
喂，問你個問題
446
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:47,756
個蛇佬...
447
00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:51,008
你有冇覺得條友癲癲哋？
448
00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:53,553
他和大蛇做好朋友
449
00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:55,012
- 當然古古怪怪
- 都係
450
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,097
但我喜歡他
451
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:57,014
- 真的？
- 真的
452
00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:58,099
但都係嗰句...
453
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,226
我請盡所有假期...
454
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:03,521
跟你們三個來自資拍大蟒蛇電影，
所以...
455
00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:05,731
- 你判斷力好有問題
- 我判斷力有問題
456
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,858
- 一直都是
- 無錯
457
00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:09,027
有人搵過船長嗎？要開拍了
458
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:10,988
我再搵多次，波士
459
00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:14,156
嗨，各位，我叫安娜
460
00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,993
你們應該跟我爸通過電話？
461
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,161
布魯諾？是你爸？
462
00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:21,081
對，他叫我來道歉，他入了醫院
463
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,791
- 好遺憾
- 好可惜...
464
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:25,710
你們要另作安排
465
00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:28,921
因為我要開船去上游做例行檢查
466
00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:30,464
但我保證全額退款
467
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,507
咪住，等等先
468
00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:33,509
- 其他船都被訂走
- 是啊
469
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,386
我們要拍戲
470
00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,096
要重啟《狂蟒之災》
471
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:39,098
嚴格上算重新構思，但...
472
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,058
應該說是一套精神續作
473
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:42,226
祝你們順利
474
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:44,270
- 總有辦法吧？
- 我們可以自己開船
475
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:45,354
我都無能為力...
476
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:48,816
拍這套戲是我們由細到大的夢想
477
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,277
求你了，我懇求你
478
00:26:51,278 --> 00:26:53,321
- 拜託
- 幫我們想想辦法
479
00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:55,114
- 出發吧，但要快手
- 好
480
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,533
- 好嘢！出發！
- 謝謝！
481
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,042
（班迪塔號）
482
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:20,765
正呀！
483
00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:21,849
無得彈！
484
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,851
好靚呀
485
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,771
簡直完美
486
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:28,940
完全一模一樣...
487
00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:29,942
看！
488
00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,027
- 簡尼？
- 咩事？
489
00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:35,112
- 你點搵到艘船？
- 邊個要雞尾酒？
490
00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:36,114
正呀！
491
00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:38,075
有電腦
492
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,578
掂呀！
493
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:49,002
我要過去三小時離港船艇的名單
494
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:51,171
即刻！
495
00:28:01,098 --> 00:28:03,474
臨瞓前仲有一件事
496
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:05,268
明天是大日子
497
00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:09,397
記得我們拍戲有個傳統嘛？
498
00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:11,274
開拍前一晚...
499
00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:13,901
我們要向電影之神祈禱
500
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:17,113
求眾神別搞破壞
501
00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:20,408
希望這次祂們終於能聽見
502
00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:21,994
- 敬電影之神
- 無錯
503
00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:39,468
好，開機
504
00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:42,346
《狂蟒之災》第 15 場第一鏡，打板
505
00:28:42,347 --> 00:28:43,849
貝拉！
506
00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:48,186
- 你還在做甚麼？
- 我來帶你回家
507
00:28:48,187 --> 00:28:51,148
你別再追那條傳說中的蛇了
508
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:54,193
如果我不是那種容易放棄的人呢？
509
00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:55,944
我不知道你在拍
510
00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:57,904
拍甚麼？花絮？
511
00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,989
DVD 幕後特輯
512
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:03,826
《狂蟒之災》講述
嘉兒飾演的勇敢生物學家
513
00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:09,457
僱用了由格里夫飾演的狂妄獵蛇人
514
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:12,251
去追殺一條傳說中的巨蟒
515
00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:13,586
因為牠吃掉她全家
516
00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:16,547
來食我啊，臭蛇！
517
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:18,799
深層次來說，是關於追逐夢想
518
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:24,263
攝影機就位，掌上壓做得好...開拍！
519
00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,681
再次和道格合作如何？
520
00:29:25,682 --> 00:29:27,266
我們是死黨
521
00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:28,684
我們合作了一輩子
522
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:30,603
我去洛杉磯時，他本說要來
523
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:33,356
我們本要做拍檔，但他沒來
524
00:29:33,357 --> 00:29:37,693
我和格里夫本打算在洛杉磯合作
但你明白的...人生難料
525
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:39,362
但不要緊，現已重聚
526
00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:42,490
一齊按照舊計劃合作拍這套戲
527
00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:44,201
我就是那堆蟲
528
00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:47,995
巨蟒的行動緩慢而穩定
529
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,163
有時亦會好快
530
00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:51,708
巨蟒視角，反向，第一鏡
531
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,335
唔得，行唔通
532
00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:56,922
巨蟒視角，正向，第二鏡
533
00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:00,550
有時從樹上襲擊
534
00:30:00,551 --> 00:30:02,677
有時從水下突襲
535
00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:06,889
支牙籤令我對角色有新啟發
536
00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,016
添了層次
537
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,188
我怎會擔心要和格里夫拍愛情戲？
538
00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:15,357
你們拍過拖
539
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:17,316
陳年舊事了
540
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:18,568
一點混亂...
541
00:30:18,569 --> 00:30:20,195
是成就好電影的要素
542
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:28,995
望住對方
543
00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:31,080
這可能是你們最後一次對望
544
00:30:31,081 --> 00:30:33,124
你該對我態度好一點
545
00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:35,001
我是你救命恩人
546
00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:36,253
你正一賤精
547
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:39,464
無錯
548
00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,134
還是個博士
549
00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:46,971
停
550
00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:49,932
非常好，這段收貨
551
00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:52,852
要拍多次嗎？拍多條睇睇？
552
00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:54,520
唔駛，我覺得可以
553
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:55,856
大家嚟多次
554
00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:07,783
- 你兩個之間的火花...
- 怎樣？
555
00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:09,369
就似回到高中時代
556
00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,495
你抬頭望她那刻...
557
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,830
因為你劇本寫的
558
00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:15,041
我寫停一下再繼續？
559
00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,919
無錯，才會有那畫面
560
00:31:17,503 --> 00:31:18,670
我話你知...
561
00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,672
我拍《反恐特警組》時從沒這感覺
562
00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:23,966
雖然我只演了幾集
563
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:26,010
但從來只各有各演，從不好玩
564
00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:27,178
不像...
565
00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:28,846
不像這次，這一次...
566
00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:31,350
- 這次...
- 就似拍《大腳怪》那時？
567
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,228
無錯
568
00:31:35,771 --> 00:31:36,772
無錯
569
00:31:43,111 --> 00:31:44,780
你們有吸血怪嗎？
570
00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:47,866
睇落好正
571
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,453
我對劇本有個建議
572
00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:54,997
我在想，在中段時
573
00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:58,918
與其說服壞人收手
574
00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,461
不如...
575
00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:02,214
嘉兒個角色
576
00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:04,715
出頭槌反擊？
577
00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,718
不好意思，出頭槌？
578
00:32:07,386 --> 00:32:08,511
出頭槌
579
00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:10,514
又或者...或者...
580
00:32:11,807 --> 00:32:12,890
一齊出頭槌
581
00:32:12,891 --> 00:32:14,392
雙重頭槌
582
00:32:14,393 --> 00:32:16,644
- 來嘛，會好破格
- 雙重頭槌
583
00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:18,145
超級破格
584
00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:20,189
點解會超級破格？
585
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,358
從沒這樣演過
586
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:25,736
老天，這場戲原本好感人
又有深度，道格
587
00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:27,280
你講講你睇法
588
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:28,739
我明白你意思，真的
589
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:31,326
而且我一向相信你的直覺
590
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:35,454
但雙重頭槌的確好破格
591
00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:38,457
對吧？超破格，真的
592
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:40,376
- 無可否認
- 不能否認！
593
00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:43,504
來嘛，嘉兒，唔通你唔識出頭槌？
594
00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:45,882
我點會唔識出頭槌？
595
00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:48,134
這招又不是天生就識，要學的
596
00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:51,554
我示範你睇
收緊核心、吸氣、忍住
597
00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:52,930
之後？
598
00:32:52,931 --> 00:32:54,391
你可嗌出聲
599
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:59,646
另一種頭槌更癲，總之出盡力...
600
00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:02,899
他加上手臂動作，幾好
601
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,525
一頭撼飛敵人
602
00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:07,653
或者加少少巴西風味？
603
00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,281
然後呯！死未！
604
00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:11,282
- 死未！
- 死未？
605
00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,491
我鍾意
606
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:13,784
非常好
607
00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:16,037
- 巴西風味
- 正呀！
608
00:33:16,038 --> 00:33:19,081
我要出頭槌，就一定瞄準鼻樑
609
00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:20,626
- 無錯
- 直接撼斷
610
00:33:21,293 --> 00:33:24,046
- 癡線！
- 無錯！就係咁
611
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:28,509
- 好犀利！
- 然後講「死未！」
612
00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,803
好像不一樣...死未！
613
00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:34,181
- 死未！
- 問你死未！
614
00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:36,850
勁呀！
615
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,237
得罪問句，怎可能發生？
616
00:34:31,238 --> 00:34:33,114
簡尼，你又話條友好專業？
617
00:34:33,115 --> 00:34:36,617
他自己講的，但沒給我們看證書
618
00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:38,870
你已修好個籠吧？搞掂了？
619
00:34:38,871 --> 00:34:42,541
我的專業、我的職責
一切搞掂，無問題
620
00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:47,588
我的海托是美麗、高智
聰明、性感的生物
621
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:50,673
牠完全聽從我命令
622
00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:54,635
我絕不會讓任何事發生在...
623
00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:59,390
你、那傻佬、或她
或她、或這所謂演員身上
624
00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:01,768
- 講乜鬼...
- 所以祝各位晚安
625
00:35:03,645 --> 00:35:08,775
願森林的聲音成為你們夢中的樂章
626
00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,737
癡鬼線...
627
00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:14,615
老天，他是個詩人
628
00:35:21,038 --> 00:35:23,707
（瑪瑙斯）
629
00:35:28,587 --> 00:35:30,923
好了，演員埋位
630
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:33,299
阿桑，海托準備好了？
631
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,051
是，海托隨時都準備好
632
00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:37,429
海托準備好，開始！
633
00:35:42,518 --> 00:35:43,519
停機先
634
00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:47,980
- 停？好吧，停機
- 對不起，我需要點...
635
00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,440
簡尼，我們可否...
636
00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:51,652
阿桑、海托，休息五分鐘
637
00:35:52,444 --> 00:35:54,403
- 嘩，條蛇真的...
- 嘿
638
00:35:54,404 --> 00:35:57,448
親身近睇先知原來好大條
639
00:35:57,449 --> 00:35:58,741
非常雄偉的生物
640
00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:00,826
但我在想...
641
00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:05,581
我撲向條蛇保護嘉兒的角色
642
00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:06,832
- 是嗎？
- 無錯
643
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:10,671
不這樣做可行嗎？
644
00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,463
吓？當然不行
645
00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:15,466
- 不行，他是為她犧牲
- 是，我知
646
00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:17,885
- 這令角色更完整，非常重要
- 無錯
647
00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:21,097
- 而且老友，場戲好安全
- 我明
648
00:36:21,098 --> 00:36:23,933
- 阿桑控制得住海托
- 好吧
649
00:36:23,934 --> 00:36:26,186
- 你不用擔心
- 我知，我知...
650
00:36:27,104 --> 00:36:29,146
- 無問題的，一定
- 好吧
651
00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:30,940
- 好吧
- 好，埋位
652
00:36:30,941 --> 00:36:32,317
從頭開始
653
00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:35,112
回第一位置
654
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,408
阿桑、海托？開始！
655
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:41,493
快走！
656
00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:45,496
我不走！要走一齊走，戴域
657
00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:48,624
牠已盯上我，這個世界靠你了
658
00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:50,668
我靠你了
659
00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:53,421
激氣！我愛你，戴域范賀伊！
660
00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:55,132
我...我真的沒辦法...
661
00:36:56,341 --> 00:36:59,468
- 將你塊面貼近條蛇
- 我不想
662
00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:01,804
- 我不想拍了
- 再近少少
663
00:37:01,805 --> 00:37:03,639
靠近些，牠很友善
664
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,475
- 我覺得你拍到了！
- 未得，未拍到！
665
00:37:06,476 --> 00:37:09,020
- 道格，你拍到了！
- 頂住！撐多幾秒
666
00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:11,355
無得彈！畀多一秒我
667
00:37:11,356 --> 00:37:13,566
你塊面再近多一吋
668
00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:15,402
直接貼上去！
669
00:37:15,986 --> 00:37:18,197
你是英雄！不！
670
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,449
唔好呀！
671
00:37:39,551 --> 00:37:42,930
大檸樂
672
00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:49,811
我知你們覺得好奇怪
673
00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:54,942
一個大男人為死去的蛇難過
674
00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:56,527
天啊
675
00:37:57,069 --> 00:37:58,237
但我愛牠
676
00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:02,115
牠也用牠的方式愛着我
677
00:38:05,494 --> 00:38:08,205
天啊！點解會咁？
678
00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:10,958
簡尼喊乜鬼？
679
00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:17,463
我不想你在場，不想你參與儀式！
680
00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:19,090
條蛇想殺我
681
00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:20,174
- 格里夫？
- 咩啫？
682
00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:22,927
- 讓他哀悼吧
- 你殺了我朋友
683
00:38:22,928 --> 00:38:24,303
別出現在我面前
684
00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:27,348
- 我可以去邊？
- 格里夫！走啦！走開！
685
00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:28,350
走囉！
686
00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:54,710
安息吧，我的朋友
687
00:38:57,087 --> 00:39:02,592
願蛇神接納你
688
00:39:02,593 --> 00:39:06,096
我親愛的朋友
689
00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:10,391
- 小蛇蛇
- 小蛇蛇，對
690
00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:13,936
小蛇蛇
691
00:39:13,937 --> 00:39:17,815
願蛇神...
692
00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:22,279
接納你，歡迎你...
693
00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:24,573
你見到甚麼？
694
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:28,660
他們在舉行某種奇怪的蛇葬禮
695
00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:31,496
蛇葬禮？
696
00:39:55,771 --> 00:39:59,066
對不起，我以為聽到動靜
697
00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:21,797
提莫？
698
00:40:23,841 --> 00:40:24,925
提莫！
699
00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:41,858
- 唔好，你咪過來...
- 我知，我無心要...
700
00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:44,360
- 我不是要打擾你
- 讓我靜一靜
701
00:40:44,361 --> 00:40:45,903
節哀順變
702
00:40:45,904 --> 00:40:48,823
我知你不信我，但我是衷心的
703
00:40:48,824 --> 00:40:53,078
我也曾有朋友過身，我知好難過
704
00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:55,998
是蛇嗎？
705
00:40:56,582 --> 00:40:57,833
是不是蛇？
706
00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:00,626
不是
707
00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:04,548
只是個...只是個人類
708
00:41:05,841 --> 00:41:07,301
但仍是很難過吧？
709
00:41:08,677 --> 00:41:11,847
絕對是，總之我只想來道歉
710
00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:13,891
啤酒？
711
00:41:14,766 --> 00:41:18,769
我都有丸仔...不過溝埋食都得
712
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:23,275
拍過幾個廣告、電視劇
演過幾集《反恐特警組》
713
00:41:24,401 --> 00:41:25,484
- 《反恐特警組》？
- 是啊
714
00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:26,569
我鍾意睇的
715
00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:30,990
我發誓，我甚至負責講最後一句...謝謝
716
00:41:30,991 --> 00:41:32,408
最後...謝謝
717
00:41:32,409 --> 00:41:34,869
- 第三季最後一句對白
- 後來呢？
718
00:41:34,870 --> 00:41:37,955
監製決定不需要這個角色
719
00:41:37,956 --> 00:41:39,458
就刪走我了
720
00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:44,004
結果套劇只拍多了八、九季
721
00:41:45,464 --> 00:41:46,507
他們配不上你
722
00:41:47,382 --> 00:41:48,634
真的，你是明星
723
00:41:51,011 --> 00:41:53,514
- 謝謝
- 你有拍電影嗎？
724
00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:57,099
- 拍過宣傳性質的...
- 知我喜歡哪套？
725
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,645
- 哪套？
-《奪標奇緣》
726
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:04,106
- 你應該拍那種戲
- 我都想
727
00:42:04,107 --> 00:42:04,942
就是
728
00:42:06,568 --> 00:42:09,153
- 我同你啱傾
- 我都同你啱傾
729
00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:10,446
- 你知嘛？
- 咩呀？
730
00:42:10,447 --> 00:42:13,616
我會即刻搵條新蛇畀你拍戲
731
00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:14,867
- 講真？
- 真的
732
00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:16,953
天啊，好多謝你
733
00:42:16,954 --> 00:42:19,039
但當然你都要一齊去
734
00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:21,375
咩話？
735
00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:26,505
我們可以來這？不如返去啦
736
00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:35,013
咩事？咩聲？
737
00:42:37,432 --> 00:42:38,267
仔細聽
738
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:40,727
附近有蛇
739
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:42,354
我感覺到
740
00:42:43,605 --> 00:42:44,773
是甚麼感覺？
741
00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:48,734
好難講，總之有陣蛇氣
742
00:42:48,735 --> 00:42:50,612
吓？蛇氣？
743
00:42:58,161 --> 00:43:01,456
牠們靠地面震動來感知
744
00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:05,961
我們每走一步
745
00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:08,922
就離牠們越近
746
00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:12,634
當叢林靜下來...
747
00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:18,182
就表示牠們很近了
748
00:43:25,939 --> 00:43:27,065
好了
749
00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:38,034
不如返上船啦？
750
00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:40,495
返上船比較好，返去啦
751
00:43:42,247 --> 00:43:43,457
阿桑
752
00:43:44,249 --> 00:43:45,292
阿桑
753
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,794
阿桑！
754
00:43:52,007 --> 00:43:53,008
咪搞我
755
00:44:16,031 --> 00:44:17,533
你在哪？
756
00:44:35,175 --> 00:44:38,010
喂，見過阿桑嗎？他好像沒回來
757
00:44:38,011 --> 00:44:42,098
- 回來？從哪回來？
- 我們出去搵新蛇...
758
00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:44,684
你兩個半夜出去搵蛇？
759
00:44:44,685 --> 00:44:47,019
套戲需要嘛
外面好黑，我們走散了
760
00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:48,187
總之超恐怖
761
00:44:48,188 --> 00:44:49,689
- 格里夫...
- 做咩？
762
00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:52,859
你們半夜去叢林搵條大肥蛇？
763
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,486
知咁樣叫咩？
764
00:44:55,529 --> 00:44:56,530
監製
765
00:44:57,531 --> 00:45:00,116
- 真的？
- 我保證他會回來的
766
00:45:00,117 --> 00:45:04,954
並且帶着條大蛇回來讓我們繼續拍
767
00:45:04,955 --> 00:45:07,540
你啱，阿桑是專業的，不會有事
768
00:45:07,541 --> 00:45:09,877
萬一沒回來，我們就出去搵
769
00:45:32,649 --> 00:45:35,360
多謝晒，阿桑
770
00:45:38,864 --> 00:45:41,240
各位，已超過一個鐘
我要出去找他
771
00:45:41,241 --> 00:45:42,909
你不能單獨去
772
00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:45,078
無錯，大家一齊去較安全
773
00:45:45,579 --> 00:45:47,414
你們試過這個嗎？
774
00:45:47,956 --> 00:45:53,670
似碗熱湯，但是椅子形狀
775
00:45:54,338 --> 00:45:55,756
無錯，椅子
776
00:45:56,632 --> 00:45:58,175
它們似擁抱着你
777
00:45:58,926 --> 00:46:01,261
它們真的似有雙手，對吧？
778
00:46:03,597 --> 00:46:04,723
嘩
779
00:46:05,349 --> 00:46:07,142
就似父母離開時...
780
00:46:10,354 --> 00:46:12,105
我們至少還有椅子，明白嗎？
781
00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:16,317
你講乜鬼嘢？
782
00:46:16,318 --> 00:46:18,236
我們去搵阿桑
783
00:46:18,237 --> 00:46:20,196
再搵條蛇拍完套蛇戲
784
00:46:20,197 --> 00:46:22,241
好！搵阿桑！出發！
785
00:46:29,790 --> 00:46:33,085
喂...我們要向哪個方向走？
786
00:46:35,504 --> 00:46:36,713
好似...那邊
787
00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:39,882
等等，簡尼...你啪咗丸仔？
788
00:46:39,883 --> 00:46:42,009
是，但沒事的，藥效已過
789
00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:43,386
有冇搞錯，簡尼
790
00:46:43,387 --> 00:46:44,888
我們完全蕩失路
791
00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:49,810
等陣先...各位，這邊
792
00:46:50,394 --> 00:46:52,187
似乎是輛舊露營車
793
00:47:09,705 --> 00:47:11,247
安娜不在船上
794
00:47:11,248 --> 00:47:14,834
你去搜索這區
795
00:47:14,835 --> 00:47:17,253
那些人不敢深入叢林
796
00:47:17,254 --> 00:47:19,548
我不管，我們必須找到她
797
00:47:24,636 --> 00:47:25,928
那是甚麼？
798
00:47:25,929 --> 00:47:28,556
可能阿桑在裏面瞓覺
799
00:47:28,557 --> 00:47:29,558
哈囉
800
00:47:34,313 --> 00:47:37,274
像完全被廢棄...有人嗎？
801
00:47:43,405 --> 00:47:45,031
可能有食物和水
802
00:47:45,032 --> 00:47:46,490
對，我們可待在這
803
00:47:46,491 --> 00:47:47,618
至少今晚可以
804
00:47:52,706 --> 00:47:56,126
正！裏面肯定有零食
805
00:48:25,072 --> 00:48:26,322
撞鬼！
806
00:48:26,323 --> 00:48:27,448
- 天啊！
- 阿桑！
807
00:48:27,449 --> 00:48:28,659
天啊！
808
00:48:29,326 --> 00:48:30,327
大鑊！
809
00:48:31,328 --> 00:48:32,995
原來他去了那邊！
810
00:48:32,996 --> 00:48:34,831
天啊，外面有甚麼？
811
00:48:45,926 --> 00:48:47,885
- 我們要立即走！
- 好，快走
812
00:48:47,886 --> 00:48:49,804
- 快走
- 快！
813
00:48:49,805 --> 00:48:51,973
- 不能讓牠壓扁露營車
- 壓扁露營車？
814
00:48:51,974 --> 00:48:53,724
- 撻唔着
- 咩話？
815
00:48:53,725 --> 00:48:54,809
- 撻唔着...
- 激氣！
816
00:48:54,810 --> 00:48:56,561
- 這該是輛露營車！
- 天啊！
817
00:48:56,562 --> 00:48:58,771
有分離式電池
818
00:48:58,772 --> 00:49:01,232
車頭蓋下的繼電器可能鬆開了
819
00:49:01,233 --> 00:49:02,650
簡尼，你識整？
820
00:49:02,651 --> 00:49:05,027
平常我可以修理，但現在我...
821
00:49:05,028 --> 00:49:08,239
我仍然有少少眼花，因為...
822
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,740
你又係咁！
823
00:49:09,741 --> 00:49:14,453
上次拍婚禮飲醉，今次啪丸啪到眼花
824
00:49:14,454 --> 00:49:16,455
我真的很抱歉，波士
825
00:49:16,456 --> 00:49:19,750
水牛城式戒癮，又話自己水牛城式戒癮
826
00:49:19,751 --> 00:49:20,835
你仲有冇丸仔？
827
00:49:20,836 --> 00:49:23,045
格里夫，你識修理嗎？
828
00:49:23,046 --> 00:49:25,047
我較適合揸車
829
00:49:25,048 --> 00:49:27,175
你講乜鬼？我手車一向好過你
830
00:49:27,176 --> 00:49:28,217
不，你只是開得穩陣
831
00:49:28,218 --> 00:49:30,386
我一次就考到車牌
832
00:49:30,387 --> 00:49:31,804
你考了三次
833
00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:33,306
只因為我沒讓路
834
00:49:33,307 --> 00:49:35,099
我那時不知道...現在我知道了
835
00:49:35,100 --> 00:49:37,311
大鑊，今次死硬
836
00:49:39,479 --> 00:49:40,522
對不起
837
00:49:42,316 --> 00:49:43,358
我去修吧
838
00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:01,436
- 道格！
- 走！開車！
839
00:51:02,229 --> 00:51:03,814
畀我上車！等等！停啊！
840
00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:06,692
格里夫，你去邊？別丟低我！
841
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:10,988
大劑！
842
00:51:13,824 --> 00:51:15,032
你們都見到？
843
00:51:15,033 --> 00:51:16,784
那是甚麼？不該那麼大的
844
00:51:16,785 --> 00:51:18,912
天啊，簡直恐龍一樣
845
00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:24,918
嘿！
846
00:51:27,754 --> 00:51:29,714
或者可以請這些人幫忙
847
00:51:29,715 --> 00:51:30,631
- 嘿！
- 喂！
848
00:51:30,632 --> 00:51:32,967
- 我們要停車
- 不能停車
849
00:51:32,968 --> 00:51:34,343
安娜，怎麼回事？
850
00:51:34,344 --> 00:51:37,305
他們是非法掘金者，在叢林巡邏
851
00:51:37,306 --> 00:51:38,764
這些人很危險
852
00:51:38,765 --> 00:51:41,684
會殺死任何闖入地盤的人
853
00:51:41,685 --> 00:51:43,896
- 大鑊，他們想追殺我們
- 頂！
854
00:51:44,688 --> 00:51:46,273
為何向我們開槍？
855
00:51:48,066 --> 00:51:49,735
格里夫，開快點
856
00:51:53,155 --> 00:51:54,406
安娜，你搞咩？
857
00:51:58,410 --> 00:52:00,913
- 簡尼，你有拍低？
- 有！
858
00:52:02,247 --> 00:52:03,582
繼續拍！
859
00:52:06,710 --> 00:52:08,962
格里夫，再快點
860
00:52:12,216 --> 00:52:13,592
只剩一個
861
00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:39,242
- 她在哪？
- 天啊
862
00:52:39,243 --> 00:52:40,285
她在哪？
863
00:52:43,372 --> 00:52:45,289
邊個？你指...邊個？
864
00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:46,874
我知這裏還有別人
865
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,586
所以，她在...
866
00:52:54,466 --> 00:52:55,467
走，快點
867
00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:57,135
我們要走了，快
868
00:52:59,179 --> 00:53:01,180
聽住，我能帶你們離開
869
00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:03,308
一直向北就得
870
00:53:03,809 --> 00:53:07,103
一日半路程外有個小機場
871
00:53:07,104 --> 00:53:08,896
你可送我們回家？
872
00:53:08,897 --> 00:53:10,565
- 是
- 送我們回家
873
00:53:10,566 --> 00:53:11,900
我覺得該回去了
874
00:53:12,484 --> 00:53:15,237
老友，我們拍了一堆好鏡頭，只差少少
875
00:53:15,737 --> 00:53:18,865
認真？真要返去？
876
00:53:18,866 --> 00:53:19,949
老友，我明
877
00:53:19,950 --> 00:53:22,535
我都不想空手而回
878
00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:25,247
但我們只是來拍《狂蟒之災》
879
00:53:25,747 --> 00:53:26,957
現在變假戲真做
880
00:53:30,502 --> 00:53:31,545
好吧
881
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:36,466
對不起
882
00:53:57,988 --> 00:53:59,197
（4 外景 亞馬遜河 早上）
883
00:53:59,198 --> 00:54:00,407
（戴域拎起槍）
884
00:54:00,949 --> 00:54:02,117
（安娜拎起槍）
885
00:54:15,672 --> 00:54:18,925
各位，緊急會議
886
00:54:18,926 --> 00:54:20,927
只限拍攝團隊...簡尼，坐低
887
00:54:20,928 --> 00:54:22,762
- 那是甚麼？
- 新劇本
888
00:54:22,763 --> 00:54:24,555
還有點時間才到下個港口
889
00:54:24,556 --> 00:54:28,935
我昨晚諗到絕世好橋，好到非拍不可
890
00:54:28,936 --> 00:54:31,729
道格，大家都攰到死
891
00:54:31,730 --> 00:54:33,981
聽我講講...求你了，簡尼
892
00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:36,067
- 好吧...對不起，波士
- 謝謝
893
00:54:36,068 --> 00:54:39,028
如果你兩個在找巨蟒時...
894
00:54:39,029 --> 00:54:42,115
遇到個正執行刺激任務的超勁角色？
895
00:54:43,158 --> 00:54:44,408
聽落幾有趣
896
00:54:44,409 --> 00:54:47,912
我估吓...是去揭發非法掘金者？
897
00:54:47,913 --> 00:54:48,829
全中
898
00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:50,957
- 提升層次
- 無錯
899
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,959
他們去追尋傳說中的巨蟒
900
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,045
最後卻要對抗真正的反派
901
00:54:55,629 --> 00:54:56,712
一條更大的毒蛇
902
00:54:56,713 --> 00:54:59,257
- 老天
- 好橋喎
903
00:54:59,258 --> 00:55:00,550
夠堅！
904
00:55:00,551 --> 00:55:01,969
我鍾意！
905
00:55:02,594 --> 00:55:03,594
的確好橋
906
00:55:03,595 --> 00:55:06,765
加入這元素，套戲就更有意義
907
00:55:07,266 --> 00:55:09,726
套戲終於有核心
908
00:55:11,854 --> 00:55:12,771
主題
909
00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:14,523
主題
910
00:55:21,947 --> 00:55:25,116
好吧，各位知道嘛？
911
00:55:25,117 --> 00:55:27,703
我原本不敢講，但...
912
00:55:29,872 --> 00:55:31,582
這套戲或者會攞獎
913
00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:36,377
講真，奧斯卡最愛社會恐怖片
914
00:55:36,378 --> 00:55:37,462
- 對吧？
- 對
915
00:55:38,881 --> 00:55:42,509
老友，你或會成為白人版佐敦比爾
916
00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:45,262
我都係咁諗
917
00:55:48,599 --> 00:55:50,309
反正洗濕晒個頭，各位
918
00:55:50,934 --> 00:55:52,644
一於拍到尾
919
00:55:54,938 --> 00:55:56,355
預我
920
00:55:56,356 --> 00:55:58,066
- 拍住上
- 好
921
00:55:58,609 --> 00:56:02,988
但個超勁新角色由邊個演？
922
00:56:10,245 --> 00:56:12,288
停...無得彈！
923
00:56:12,289 --> 00:56:13,831
- 演得好？
- 正如我所想
924
00:56:13,832 --> 00:56:14,749
- 很不錯
- 對
925
00:56:14,750 --> 00:56:17,126
- 你真的從未演過戲？
- 我發誓
926
00:56:17,127 --> 00:56:18,921
是我看過最棒的表演之一
927
00:56:19,546 --> 00:56:22,131
- 你是天才，好犀利
- 謝謝
928
00:56:22,132 --> 00:56:23,800
休息五分鐘，之後拍第 72 場
929
00:56:24,635 --> 00:56:28,095
- 各位，明我意思啦？
- 明
930
00:56:28,096 --> 00:56:29,764
- 她很厲害吧？
- 無錯
931
00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:31,600
不過有個問題
932
00:56:32,518 --> 00:56:36,229
若她救了我們，我的角色就無得發揮
933
00:56:36,230 --> 00:56:37,355
無錯
934
00:56:37,356 --> 00:56:41,484
我的角色本該因這場戲愛上戴域
935
00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:45,488
所以要由他做英勇、無私的事
936
00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:48,115
各位，這一場感覺該由她做主角
937
00:56:48,116 --> 00:56:50,202
她現實中真的救了我們
938
00:56:50,744 --> 00:56:53,371
但我有好消息，今日都會拍她的戲份
939
00:56:53,372 --> 00:56:55,123
所以你們今天放假
940
00:56:55,624 --> 00:56:57,042
一陣見
941
00:56:58,126 --> 00:56:59,628
放假喎
942
00:57:08,053 --> 00:57:11,764
這套戲是我們的，格里夫
他卻把我們刪走
943
00:57:11,765 --> 00:57:13,683
歡迎來到演藝界，寶貝
944
00:57:13,684 --> 00:57:16,937
要被朋友跣鑊勁，先算真正入行
945
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,565
無錯
946
00:57:21,483 --> 00:57:25,112
你有無試過瞓醒時
疑惑自己人生怎會這樣？
947
00:57:25,904 --> 00:57:28,573
當然有，每日都有
948
00:57:28,574 --> 00:57:31,158
至少你有勇氣追尋夢想
949
00:57:31,159 --> 00:57:33,036
- 不
- 你以為我真心想讀法律？
950
00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:35,413
但我有甚麼成就？
951
00:57:35,414 --> 00:57:36,497
知我有甚麼？
952
00:57:36,498 --> 00:57:40,377
我有間殘舊公寓，和一個 74 歲的室友
953
00:57:42,129 --> 00:57:45,465
有時我去超市只為嘆冷氣
954
00:57:47,092 --> 00:57:48,552
你至少有事業
955
00:57:50,053 --> 00:57:52,055
認真，我有甚麼成就？
956
00:57:53,265 --> 00:57:56,268
我無家庭、無事業
957
00:57:57,186 --> 00:57:59,103
成世人一事無成
958
00:57:59,104 --> 00:58:00,564
乜鬼都無
959
00:58:02,983 --> 00:58:04,193
有心唔怕遲
960
00:58:13,493 --> 00:58:15,161
格里夫，我知你在裏面
961
00:58:15,162 --> 00:58:16,413
出來拍戲吧
962
00:58:20,959 --> 00:58:22,043
哈囉，老友
963
00:58:22,044 --> 00:58:24,962
天啊，快去換衫，今日好趕
964
00:58:24,963 --> 00:58:28,674
你講咩？我已換好...好得體
965
00:58:28,675 --> 00:58:30,635
好吧，你去沖個凍水涼？
966
00:58:30,636 --> 00:58:32,053
要即刻埋位拍
967
00:58:32,054 --> 00:58:34,056
我有個主意，戲名應該叫甚麼？
968
00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:36,600
《安娜之災》，明白嗎？
969
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:39,060
《安娜之災》，因為她才是主角
970
00:58:39,061 --> 00:58:41,062
你換戲服好嘛？
971
00:58:41,063 --> 00:58:43,524
你知嘛？若不是我，你根本不會在這
972
00:58:44,024 --> 00:58:45,858
沒有我，你仍踎在水牛城
973
00:58:45,859 --> 00:58:48,153
拍你的垃圾婚禮影片
974
00:58:49,196 --> 00:58:50,112
電影
975
00:58:50,113 --> 00:58:52,031
你即管講來安慰自己
976
00:58:52,032 --> 00:58:54,909
老天，枉我拍心口保證你掂
977
00:58:54,910 --> 00:58:57,203
版權方問「條友乜水？」
978
00:58:57,204 --> 00:58:58,789
我話「信我，他很出色」
979
00:59:00,749 --> 00:59:01,750
那是甚麼？
980
00:59:05,671 --> 00:59:10,633
全體注意，準備拍攝第 85 場 B 地點
981
00:59:10,634 --> 00:59:12,051
五分鐘
982
00:59:12,052 --> 00:59:15,221
- 他們在拍戲？
- 五分鐘後到
983
00:59:15,222 --> 00:59:18,516
不好意思，你們在拍戲？
984
00:59:18,517 --> 00:59:20,644
我們要重啟《狂蟒之災》
985
00:59:21,436 --> 00:59:22,437
講多次？
986
00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:25,732
- 重拍《狂蟒之災》
- 《狂蟒之災》？
987
00:59:26,233 --> 00:59:28,484
- Ice Cube 演那套？
- 是啊
988
00:59:28,485 --> 00:59:30,112
Sony 要重啟
989
00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:33,073
我都知，一味翻炒
990
00:59:47,129 --> 00:59:48,505
真奇怪
991
00:59:50,632 --> 00:59:52,009
等我搞清楚先
992
00:59:52,634 --> 00:59:55,179
你無《狂蟒之災》版權？
993
00:59:56,388 --> 00:59:57,389
不，其實我...
994
00:59:58,599 --> 00:59:59,892
法律上沒有
995
01:00:00,601 --> 01:00:03,604
你從未擁有過《狂蟒之災》版權？
996
01:00:06,481 --> 01:00:08,149
誰能擁有《狂蟒之災》？
997
01:00:08,150 --> 01:00:11,027
Sony，Sony 擁有《狂蟒之災》
998
01:00:11,028 --> 01:00:12,278
對，我知，我知道
999
01:00:12,279 --> 01:00:15,281
我是指宏觀來看
1000
01:00:15,282 --> 01:00:17,742
你為何要跟我們說...
1001
01:00:17,743 --> 01:00:20,328
你有《狂蟒之災》系列的版權
1002
01:00:20,329 --> 01:00:25,208
而你實際上根本沒有
《狂蟒之災》系列的版權？
1003
01:00:25,209 --> 01:00:28,044
我們真的需要版權嗎？
1004
01:00:28,045 --> 01:00:29,588
真的？誰在乎啊？
1005
01:00:31,507 --> 01:00:33,257
- 你指智識產權？
- 對
1006
01:00:33,258 --> 01:00:34,801
所有人都在乎
1007
01:00:35,469 --> 01:00:38,554
那才叫大片！是我們來的原因！
1008
01:00:38,555 --> 01:00:41,182
- 你覺得我們為此而來？
- 沒錯，就是這原因！
1009
01:00:41,183 --> 01:00:42,642
我們幾乎無命！
1010
01:00:42,643 --> 01:00:46,604
我們來到這山旮旯叢林
全出於一個大話！
1011
01:00:46,605 --> 01:00:48,148
我必須講大話！
1012
01:00:49,024 --> 01:00:51,192
我一定要騙你！否則你不會來！
1013
01:00:51,193 --> 01:00:53,028
你不會...你們都不會...
1014
01:00:53,904 --> 01:00:55,863
- 亂噏！
- 我無亂噏
1015
01:00:55,864 --> 01:00:58,199
你當初就沒跟我去洛杉磯
1016
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,244
即使我們已計劃好拍住上
1017
01:01:01,245 --> 01:01:04,248
你成世人...都被恐懼支配
1018
01:01:06,124 --> 01:01:07,125
格里夫
1019
01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:09,795
我炒你
1020
01:01:10,504 --> 01:01:12,172
- 咩話？
- 我炒你
1021
01:01:15,217 --> 01:01:16,384
不，無可能
1022
01:01:16,385 --> 01:01:18,095
你不能炒我，知原因嘛？
1023
01:01:18,846 --> 01:01:20,639
因為我已經辭演
1024
01:01:21,598 --> 01:01:22,474
就昨晚
1025
01:01:25,853 --> 01:01:27,354
只不過沒通知大家
1026
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:29,481
所以...
1027
01:01:32,025 --> 01:01:34,611
真遺憾，因為我已經辭演了
1028
01:01:49,543 --> 01:01:51,003
格里夫，等等！
1029
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,754
你要去哪？
1030
01:01:53,755 --> 01:01:55,256
去搵《狂蟒之災》隻船
1031
01:01:55,257 --> 01:01:56,674
他們或可送我回家
1032
01:01:56,675 --> 01:01:59,010
你先考慮清楚，這不安全
1033
01:01:59,011 --> 01:02:00,469
那是艘小船
1034
01:02:00,470 --> 01:02:02,347
外面有條巨型蟒蛇
1035
01:02:05,142 --> 01:02:06,685
求你別這樣
1036
01:02:09,646 --> 01:02:10,856
格里夫
1037
01:02:40,093 --> 01:02:44,431
（《狂蟒之災》）
1038
01:02:46,099 --> 01:02:48,644
{\an8}（請勿靠近）
1039
01:02:53,482 --> 01:02:54,525
J.Lo？
1040
01:02:55,108 --> 01:02:56,193
Ice Cube？
1041
01:02:57,819 --> 01:03:00,863
莊威？你有演這套嗎？
1042
01:03:00,864 --> 01:03:01,989
救我！
1043
01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:03,366
救我，老友！救救我！
1044
01:03:03,367 --> 01:03:04,700
- 喂！
- 救我！
1045
01:03:04,701 --> 01:03:06,911
- 無事的
- 救命！救我！
1046
01:03:06,912 --> 01:03:08,579
- 冷靜，我來救你
- 天啊...
1047
01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:10,623
沒事的，你安全了
1048
01:03:10,624 --> 01:03:11,959
- 你安全了
- 謝天謝地
1049
01:03:12,668 --> 01:03:14,878
撞鬼！天啊！
1050
01:03:20,217 --> 01:03:21,218
大鑊！
1051
01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:26,056
死梗！今次死梗！
1052
01:03:28,684 --> 01:03:29,685
道格！
1053
01:03:30,185 --> 01:03:32,395
道格，怎麼回事？為何停了？
1054
01:03:32,396 --> 01:03:36,357
安娜找到拍下一場的好地方
1055
01:03:36,358 --> 01:03:37,733
- 仲拍？
- 下一場？
1056
01:03:37,734 --> 01:03:40,403
聽住，我知失去格里夫很難過
1057
01:03:40,404 --> 01:03:42,905
但有我們四個足以拍得完
1058
01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,282
我不要空手而回
1059
01:03:44,283 --> 01:03:46,576
唔係嘛，少了格里夫...
1060
01:03:46,577 --> 01:03:48,202
計劃不是這樣的
1061
01:03:48,203 --> 01:03:51,122
計劃會變，拍戲經常這樣
1062
01:03:51,123 --> 01:03:53,207
不，道格，我們要回去找他
1063
01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:54,625
- 他在外面不安全
- 無錯
1064
01:03:54,626 --> 01:03:56,377
安娜，我們要掉頭
1065
01:03:56,378 --> 01:03:58,212
我們不會掉頭
1066
01:03:58,213 --> 01:04:00,047
無錯，我們不會掉頭
1067
01:04:00,048 --> 01:04:02,466
所有人立即落船
1068
01:04:02,467 --> 01:04:03,343
怎麼回事？
1069
01:04:05,053 --> 01:04:07,221
安娜，你搞咩？
1070
01:04:07,222 --> 01:04:08,973
這絕對不在計劃內
1071
01:04:08,974 --> 01:04:10,933
計劃會變的，道格
1072
01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:12,477
拍戲不就是這樣？
1073
01:04:13,437 --> 01:04:15,564
而且好戲總是峰迴路轉
1074
01:04:16,273 --> 01:04:19,026
所有人立即落船！
1075
01:04:56,063 --> 01:04:59,733
（班迪塔號）
1076
01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:12,371
去碼頭
1077
01:05:38,939 --> 01:05:41,232
幫我將全部搬上船，快
1078
01:05:41,233 --> 01:05:42,276
然後呢？
1079
01:05:43,318 --> 01:05:44,610
然後你要滅口？
1080
01:05:44,611 --> 01:05:45,654
即刻！
1081
01:05:47,155 --> 01:05:48,322
我哪都不去
1082
01:05:48,323 --> 01:05:50,616
除非你講我知袋裏有甚麼
1083
01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:52,995
你想看？看吧
1084
01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:02,963
等等，那是...
1085
01:06:04,423 --> 01:06:05,506
黃金？
1086
01:06:05,507 --> 01:06:08,467
所以你是掘金者？這全是為了錢？
1087
01:06:08,468 --> 01:06:09,553
真聰明，嘉兒
1088
01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:12,556
不！
1089
01:06:13,390 --> 01:06:15,516
我不會參與你這變態的...
1090
01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:16,434
唔係嘛
1091
01:06:16,435 --> 01:06:17,269
放低
1092
01:06:17,769 --> 01:06:18,937
放低槍
1093
01:06:19,479 --> 01:06:20,814
放低槍
1094
01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:23,482
即刻！
1095
01:06:23,483 --> 01:06:24,651
冷靜
1096
01:06:28,572 --> 01:06:30,032
你們別動！
1097
01:06:34,411 --> 01:06:35,661
我是政府人員
1098
01:06:35,662 --> 01:06:37,705
專門追查非法掘金者
1099
01:06:37,706 --> 01:06:40,709
安娜是巴西最大盜金集團首腦
1100
01:06:41,668 --> 01:06:43,628
這黃金可改變你的人生
1101
01:06:43,629 --> 01:06:45,546
你以為我在乎黃金？
1102
01:06:45,547 --> 01:06:46,756
別信她說的
1103
01:06:46,757 --> 01:06:48,883
她是大話精...該死的大話精
1104
01:06:48,884 --> 01:06:50,593
我們是水牛城的電影人
1105
01:06:50,594 --> 01:06:53,095
在拍《狂蟒之災》的精神續作
1106
01:06:53,096 --> 01:06:55,806
她可能沒說，但這不只是重啟
1107
01:06:55,807 --> 01:06:57,683
我為她炒了主演老友
1108
01:06:57,684 --> 01:06:59,977
給了她一個超勁角色
1109
01:06:59,978 --> 01:07:01,229
- 她卻這樣回報...
- 超勁！
1110
01:07:01,230 --> 01:07:03,940
收聲！我完全唔知你講乜
1111
01:07:03,941 --> 01:07:05,983
只是題外話...總之拘捕她
1112
01:07:05,984 --> 01:07:07,069
謝天謝地
1113
01:07:20,374 --> 01:07:21,500
天啊！
1114
01:07:23,752 --> 01:07:25,379
邊個開槍射我？
1115
01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:28,381
是我，賤種
1116
01:07:28,382 --> 01:07:31,050
格里夫，不！他是忠的
1117
01:07:31,051 --> 01:07:33,010
- 我是忠的
- 他是警察
1118
01:07:33,011 --> 01:07:34,054
我不...咩話？
1119
01:07:35,681 --> 01:07:37,139
我才是忠的
1120
01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,685
放低槍！跪低！面朝水面
1121
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,980
- 等等，我...
- 即刻
1122
01:07:57,202 --> 01:07:59,996
不，安娜，別這樣
1123
01:07:59,997 --> 01:08:01,789
你也是，嘉兒...跪低
1124
01:08:01,790 --> 01:08:03,458
你不必這樣
1125
01:08:04,710 --> 01:08:08,005
我有仔女，10 歲和 13 歲
1126
01:08:08,505 --> 01:08:09,506
求求你
1127
01:08:10,048 --> 01:08:11,340
求你
1128
01:08:11,341 --> 01:08:13,342
想想我的孩子會怎樣
1129
01:08:13,343 --> 01:08:15,345
收聲，立即轉身
1130
01:08:23,228 --> 01:08:24,396
跪低
1131
01:08:25,189 --> 01:08:26,398
即刻！
1132
01:08:28,483 --> 01:08:30,443
- 死未！
- 死未！
1133
01:08:30,444 --> 01:08:32,613
食屎啦！撼得好！
1134
01:08:33,113 --> 01:08:35,866
咁先叫頭鎚，八婆！
1135
01:08:40,412 --> 01:08:41,496
你不會開槍
1136
01:08:41,997 --> 01:08:43,831
你不夠膽...我了解你，嘉兒
1137
01:08:43,832 --> 01:08:44,875
你不了解我
1138
01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:46,585
我根本無仔女
1139
01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:55,427
大劑！
1140
01:09:01,766 --> 01:09:04,685
- 有蛇！
- 咪住，等等
1141
01:09:04,686 --> 01:09:06,270
船在那邊！
1142
01:09:06,271 --> 01:09:08,397
但蛇也在那邊，不能去！
1143
01:09:08,398 --> 01:09:10,899
我們走這條路去高地
1144
01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:12,402
- 等等，那是甚麼？
- 吓？
1145
01:09:13,153 --> 01:09:14,654
乜鬼？
1146
01:09:14,655 --> 01:09:15,655
弊！
1147
01:09:16,323 --> 01:09:17,657
天啊
1148
01:09:17,658 --> 01:09:19,825
- 咬了你？
- 應該咬了我
1149
01:09:19,826 --> 01:09:21,786
- 咬到了
- 阿道，我知好痛
1150
01:09:21,787 --> 01:09:24,872
但我們要立即走，蛇就在那邊！
1151
01:09:24,873 --> 01:09:27,917
抱歉，我動不了，隻腳好痺
1152
01:09:27,918 --> 01:09:29,670
我點算好？
1153
01:09:30,212 --> 01:09:31,755
要痾尿落你度，老友
1154
01:09:32,338 --> 01:09:35,131
- 吓？
- 痾落傷口，只得這辦法
1155
01:09:35,132 --> 01:09:36,676
不是對水母先有用？
1156
01:09:36,677 --> 01:09:39,345
不，所有動物都有用
1157
01:09:39,346 --> 01:09:40,888
- 你肯定？
- 肯定
1158
01:09:40,889 --> 01:09:43,015
邊個痾？我需要你們的尿
1159
01:09:43,016 --> 01:09:45,142
我好想幫忙，但我...
1160
01:09:45,143 --> 01:09:48,354
我已痾乾痾淨，一滴都無
1161
01:09:48,355 --> 01:09:50,022
嘉兒，你來？
1162
01:09:50,023 --> 01:09:51,524
我着住連身衫
1163
01:09:51,525 --> 01:09:54,068
簡尼，無時間爭論了，你痾
1164
01:09:54,069 --> 01:09:55,779
你明知無可能
1165
01:09:56,405 --> 01:09:57,530
點解？
1166
01:09:57,531 --> 01:09:58,782
因為他...
1167
01:09:59,825 --> 01:10:00,908
「尿羞」
1168
01:10:00,909 --> 01:10:03,119
-「尿羞」？
- 有人望住就痾唔出
1169
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:06,038
35 年來在公眾地方都痾唔出
1170
01:10:06,039 --> 01:10:07,707
我人生真失敗！
1171
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:08,791
你做得到的
1172
01:10:08,792 --> 01:10:10,294
你必須做到
1173
01:10:10,919 --> 01:10:12,378
痾落我度
1174
01:10:12,379 --> 01:10:14,130
- 你做到的
- 好吧
1175
01:10:14,131 --> 01:10:17,049
- 好吧...
- 嚟啦
1176
01:10:17,050 --> 01:10:18,342
- 你可以的
- 你做得到
1177
01:10:18,343 --> 01:10:20,803
- 放鬆
- 放鬆...對
1178
01:10:20,804 --> 01:10:23,139
痾落我度...快，痾啦
1179
01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:24,892
痾落去...快啲痾！
1180
01:10:25,392 --> 01:10:27,561
你...你以為我不想嗎？
1181
01:10:28,687 --> 01:10:30,772
我好想痾濕你全身，老友
1182
01:10:31,481 --> 01:10:33,107
但我痾唔出！
1183
01:10:33,108 --> 01:10:35,401
- 快啲痾！痾！
- 我痾唔出...我已盡力
1184
01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:38,112
- 你做到的！痾啦！
- 我盡力了！
1185
01:10:38,113 --> 01:10:41,949
- 快，阿簡！痾！
- 這是命令！即刻痾！
1186
01:10:41,950 --> 01:10:44,285
知道了！知道了
1187
01:10:44,286 --> 01:10:46,288
你可以的，老友...你來
1188
01:10:46,997 --> 01:10:49,415
- 還有一個問題
- 吓？
1189
01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:51,417
我無講過你知
1190
01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:53,211
我要坐低先痾到
1191
01:10:53,212 --> 01:10:54,754
有無搞錯！
1192
01:10:54,755 --> 01:10:56,256
我要張櫈
1193
01:10:58,467 --> 01:11:00,135
快啦...
1194
01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:02,386
加油，老友
1195
01:11:02,387 --> 01:11:04,055
加油，簡尼...快啦
1196
01:11:04,056 --> 01:11:05,306
痾啦！爽手！
1197
01:11:05,307 --> 01:11:06,933
- 加油，老友
- 痾啦！
1198
01:11:06,934 --> 01:11:08,060
加油！
1199
01:11:15,025 --> 01:11:17,401
- 好嘢！
- 好嘢！
1200
01:11:17,402 --> 01:11:19,946
- 好嘢！
- 掂晒！
1201
01:11:19,947 --> 01:11:23,075
- 好嘢！
- 好極！
1202
01:11:33,126 --> 01:11:36,839
掂呀！
1203
01:11:54,898 --> 01:11:59,111
格里夫，好抱歉之前在船上說的話
1204
01:11:59,778 --> 01:12:05,117
事實是，我妒忌你很久、很久了
1205
01:12:05,659 --> 01:12:06,576
妒忌？
1206
01:12:06,577 --> 01:12:08,870
因為你夠膽做我做不到的事
1207
01:12:08,871 --> 01:12:10,329
夠膽去追夢
1208
01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:12,416
去洛杉磯闖蕩，勇於將自己...
1209
01:12:15,335 --> 01:12:16,336
天啊！
1210
01:12:16,461 --> 01:12:18,171
- 慘了！
- 道格！
1211
01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:19,381
天啊！
1212
01:12:21,258 --> 01:12:23,177
我們要去救他！
1213
01:12:23,719 --> 01:12:25,929
- 我們要走了
- 無得揀了，快走
1214
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:37,941
格里夫
1215
01:12:40,319 --> 01:12:41,320
格里夫
1216
01:12:44,448 --> 01:12:45,532
我做了甚麼？
1217
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:49,577
我騙了他來，現在他死了
1218
01:12:49,578 --> 01:12:53,164
不，我們全都是自願來的
1219
01:12:53,165 --> 01:12:54,374
我希望死的是我
1220
01:12:55,292 --> 01:12:56,501
應該是我的
1221
01:12:56,502 --> 01:12:59,086
這不是你的錯，我們要繼續走
1222
01:12:59,087 --> 01:13:03,300
各位，我好像發現該往哪邊走
1223
01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:18,565
嘿
1224
01:13:21,527 --> 01:13:22,610
那邊...
1225
01:13:22,611 --> 01:13:24,111
有一大片空地
1226
01:13:24,112 --> 01:13:26,489
要穿過去先上到船
1227
01:13:26,490 --> 01:13:27,949
但不能直接跑過去
1228
01:13:27,950 --> 01:13:29,159
無遮無擋
1229
01:13:29,826 --> 01:13:31,328
大蛇隨時會撲出
1230
01:13:32,704 --> 01:13:34,665
要想辦法分散牠注意
1231
01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:39,002
應該要，但怎做到？
1232
01:13:40,462 --> 01:13:42,339
這太...咩事？
1233
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,896
牠在這裏
1234
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:27,801
咩事？
1235
01:14:28,677 --> 01:14:29,760
做咩？
1236
01:14:29,761 --> 01:14:32,764
天啊，道格...不
1237
01:14:34,266 --> 01:14:35,809
噢，阿道...阿道
1238
01:14:36,310 --> 01:14:38,103
- 撐住，老友
- 他...
1239
01:14:39,646 --> 01:14:41,106
天啊
1240
01:14:45,903 --> 01:14:47,654
等等...等陣先...
1241
01:14:51,241 --> 01:14:53,869
不如用道格來分散注意
1242
01:14:55,996 --> 01:14:57,079
要點做？
1243
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,248
我知這樣好過份
1244
01:14:59,249 --> 01:15:02,585
但我們可以將道格拖進空地
1245
01:15:02,586 --> 01:15:03,962
將他撐起
1246
01:15:04,671 --> 01:15:07,591
將野豬綁上他背脊
1247
01:15:08,133 --> 01:15:11,887
總之要令條蛇好難將他吞落肚
1248
01:15:12,846 --> 01:15:16,599
那就能爭取時間，讓我們穿過空地
1249
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:17,768
然後返上船
1250
01:15:18,852 --> 01:15:20,729
這主意真精明
1251
01:15:25,984 --> 01:15:27,109
天啊，這太過份了
1252
01:15:27,110 --> 01:15:29,695
如果救到大家，道格會願意的
1253
01:15:29,696 --> 01:15:31,656
我不確定他會願意
1254
01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:32,615
等等
1255
01:15:32,616 --> 01:15:34,325
- 我們要走了
- 你做咩？
1256
01:15:34,326 --> 01:15:35,369
你搞咩？
1257
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,206
蛇最鍾意食松鼠肉
1258
01:15:56,431 --> 01:15:58,559
等等，蛇就在他後面
1259
01:16:14,241 --> 01:16:15,325
我不忍心看...
1260
01:16:24,585 --> 01:16:25,836
大鑊！
1261
01:16:29,965 --> 01:16:32,133
- 他未死！未死！
- 他未死！
1262
01:16:32,134 --> 01:16:34,135
- 你不是有檢查脈搏？
- 檢查了！
1263
01:16:34,136 --> 01:16:36,220
你求其檢查！
1264
01:16:36,221 --> 01:16:37,639
搞乜叉？
1265
01:16:38,390 --> 01:16:40,933
- 道格！小心！跑！
- 道格！快跑！
1266
01:16:40,934 --> 01:16:42,727
快！道格，快跑！
1267
01:16:42,728 --> 01:16:45,396
- 喂！
- 跑啊！快點！
1268
01:16:45,397 --> 01:16:46,564
喂！
1269
01:16:46,565 --> 01:16:48,566
- 道格，快跑！
- 道格！
1270
01:16:48,567 --> 01:16:49,483
吓？
1271
01:16:49,484 --> 01:16:51,485
- 牠在你後面！
- 咩話？
1272
01:16:51,486 --> 01:16:54,323
- 跑啊，道格！
- 道格！
1273
01:16:55,115 --> 01:16:56,324
大劑！
1274
01:16:56,325 --> 01:16:57,743
大劑...大劑...
1275
01:16:58,368 --> 01:17:00,913
大檸樂...
1276
01:17:01,705 --> 01:17:02,955
大鑊...
1277
01:17:02,956 --> 01:17:04,040
- 跑啊！
- 快跑！
1278
01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:06,042
- 跑啊，道格！
- 快跑！
1279
01:17:06,043 --> 01:17:07,460
我背脊有咩？
1280
01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:09,421
總之好長篇！快跑！
1281
01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:18,096
弊！
1282
01:17:22,976 --> 01:17:25,187
天啊，救命！天啊！
1283
01:17:27,731 --> 01:17:29,857
撞鬼！隻嘢未死！
1284
01:17:29,858 --> 01:17:31,360
隻嘢未死呀！
1285
01:17:32,194 --> 01:17:35,029
牠想咬我！
1286
01:17:35,030 --> 01:17:36,698
道格！跑！
1287
01:17:43,372 --> 01:17:45,706
大鑊！返上船！
1288
01:17:45,707 --> 01:17:48,501
返上船！走！
1289
01:17:48,502 --> 01:17:51,880
- 上船！快走！
- 牠就在我後面！
1290
01:17:56,176 --> 01:17:58,177
- 好了，沒事了
- 沒事了
1291
01:17:58,178 --> 01:17:59,929
我們應該沒事了...沒事
1292
01:17:59,930 --> 01:18:01,013
天啊
1293
01:18:01,014 --> 01:18:02,432
好了，我們...
1294
01:18:03,308 --> 01:18:04,976
搞乜鬼！
1295
01:18:04,977 --> 01:18:06,562
我以為自己死硬
1296
01:18:07,896 --> 01:18:09,147
你還好嗎，阿道？
1297
01:18:09,982 --> 01:18:11,232
- 現在沒事了
- 好極
1298
01:18:11,233 --> 01:18:12,316
還以為你死了
1299
01:18:12,317 --> 01:18:13,485
我可否講幾句？
1300
01:18:14,403 --> 01:18:15,779
抱歉
1301
01:18:16,530 --> 01:18:18,990
我可能太想演英雄
1302
01:18:18,991 --> 01:18:22,076
忘記了甚麼才是真正重要
1303
01:18:22,077 --> 01:18:24,413
就是和你們一齊拍片
1304
01:18:25,247 --> 01:18:27,123
格里夫，我也這樣想
1305
01:18:27,124 --> 01:18:28,166
我愛你們
1306
01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:30,085
我只有一個問題
1307
01:18:32,546 --> 01:18:35,716
邊鬼個決定將隻死松鼠塞入我個口？
1308
01:18:37,426 --> 01:18:39,802
是集體決定，不是...
1309
01:18:39,803 --> 01:18:42,431
- 真的？
- 對，不是一個人決定
1310
01:18:43,140 --> 01:18:45,266
蛇鍾意食松鼠肉
1311
01:18:45,267 --> 01:18:46,726
我就知道是你！
1312
01:18:46,727 --> 01:18:48,144
各位快點，繼續走
1313
01:18:48,145 --> 01:18:50,564
我做了這選擇，且絕不後悔
1314
01:19:10,584 --> 01:19:12,377
癡鬼線
1315
01:19:13,629 --> 01:19:14,670
是《狂蟒之災》片場
1316
01:19:14,671 --> 01:19:15,713
（《狂蟒之災》）
1317
01:19:15,714 --> 01:19:18,008
怎麼回事？全毀了
1318
01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:27,142
哈囉？
1319
01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:31,063
有人嗎？哈囉？
1320
01:19:33,857 --> 01:19:35,025
可以幫我們嗎？
1321
01:19:37,861 --> 01:19:39,655
咩話？我...
1322
01:19:44,993 --> 01:19:46,703
咩話？講多次？
1323
01:19:48,789 --> 01:19:50,207
你後面！
1324
01:20:14,231 --> 01:20:17,149
唔係嘛？Ice Cube？
1325
01:20:17,150 --> 01:20:20,571
你以為係邊個？莊威？走吧
1326
01:20:26,910 --> 01:20:28,536
快走...快！
1327
01:20:28,537 --> 01:20:30,664
入去！入去，長襪佬！
1328
01:20:44,511 --> 01:20:45,637
我們沒事了
1329
01:20:46,346 --> 01:20:48,097
你無事嘛？
1330
01:20:48,098 --> 01:20:51,559
還好，條蛇毀了片場
1331
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,478
大家四散逃走，我被燈架撞暈
1332
01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:57,190
我醒來已沒人在
1333
01:20:57,191 --> 01:21:00,234
- J.Lo 呢？
- 仲有史托勒呢？
1334
01:21:00,235 --> 01:21:02,195
珍妮夠醒目，沒事的
1335
01:21:02,196 --> 01:21:04,864
但史托勒就難講
1336
01:21:04,865 --> 01:21:06,575
- 老天
- 激氣
1337
01:21:07,117 --> 01:21:11,537
我未諗到點做到
但我們一定要先下手為強
1338
01:21:11,538 --> 01:21:13,247
我同意，好同意
1339
01:21:13,248 --> 01:21:15,459
你劇本裏怎解決牠的？
1340
01:21:16,835 --> 01:21:20,379
不知道，編劇未寫完第三幕
1341
01:21:20,380 --> 01:21:24,008
吓？你們未知結局就開拍？
1342
01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:26,427
歡迎來到荷里活，甜心
1343
01:21:26,428 --> 01:21:29,722
他們都這樣，邊拍邊寫
1344
01:21:29,723 --> 01:21:32,850
大方向呢？有概念嗎？
1345
01:21:32,851 --> 01:21:36,604
我只知道他們在這裝了爆破裝置
1346
01:21:36,605 --> 01:21:38,022
還能用嗎？
1347
01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:40,608
已駁好線，但我唔識引爆
1348
01:21:40,609 --> 01:21:44,446
簡尼，你識引爆炸藥吧？
1349
01:21:44,988 --> 01:21:46,697
- 無問題，波士
- 等陣先
1350
01:21:46,698 --> 01:21:50,201
我唔知你幾個講乜
但我要去救珍妮花和史托勒
1351
01:21:50,202 --> 01:21:51,327
- 好
- 講真？
1352
01:21:51,328 --> 01:21:53,162
- 你快去
- 你要去救他們？
1353
01:21:53,163 --> 01:21:56,916
他們是我老友，不能丟低他們餵蛇
1354
01:21:56,917 --> 01:22:00,379
我要去救他們，我們是合演拍檔
1355
01:22:00,879 --> 01:22:03,422
演員要講義氣，佩服你
1356
01:22:03,423 --> 01:22:04,424
無錯
1357
01:22:05,551 --> 01:22:07,176
- 我們可否...
- 你介意嗎？
1358
01:22:07,177 --> 01:22:10,013
- 你套套戲我們都鍾意
- 拜託
1359
01:22:12,391 --> 01:22:15,560
癡線，你們似足瘋狂影迷...好吧
1360
01:22:15,561 --> 01:22:18,355
- 好嘢！
- 大家迫埋啲，笑
1361
01:22:20,816 --> 01:22:23,317
- 別放上網
- 一定不會
1362
01:22:23,318 --> 01:22:26,904
保險起見影多張？我好似冇入鏡
1363
01:22:26,905 --> 01:22:28,865
不用，影得好完美
1364
01:22:28,866 --> 01:22:31,325
- 你會需要這個
- 你肯定？
1365
01:22:31,326 --> 01:22:32,536
當然
1366
01:22:33,078 --> 01:22:34,788
我仲有一支
1367
01:22:35,789 --> 01:22:38,417
好了，保持有型
1368
01:22:44,381 --> 01:22:45,632
傳奇
1369
01:22:46,175 --> 01:22:47,550
你同我一樣諗法？
1370
01:22:47,551 --> 01:22:48,552
當然
1371
01:22:50,345 --> 01:22:52,764
- 行得通吧？
- 百分百得
1372
01:22:54,641 --> 01:22:56,601
你諗緊咩？
1373
01:22:56,602 --> 01:22:59,812
我只想確定大家諗法一致
1374
01:22:59,813 --> 01:23:01,189
雖然我超肯定會
1375
01:23:01,190 --> 01:23:02,691
超級肯定
1376
01:23:03,901 --> 01:23:05,443
我諗緊殺死條蛇
1377
01:23:05,444 --> 01:23:07,821
我都話啦...我都一樣咁諗
1378
01:23:09,865 --> 01:23:11,033
計劃係咁
1379
01:23:11,950 --> 01:23:13,952
格里夫，簡尼會給你引爆器
1380
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,331
嘉兒，你去開發電機
1381
01:23:19,124 --> 01:23:21,168
簡尼，你架好攝影機
1382
01:23:24,838 --> 01:23:26,672
我去開高爾夫球車
1383
01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:29,258
我們將蛇引去爆破區
1384
01:23:29,259 --> 01:23:31,553
然後一把火炸死條蛇！
1385
01:23:33,514 --> 01:23:35,766
準備好拍荷里活式震撼結局？
1386
01:23:42,689 --> 01:23:43,856
- 準備好？
- 掂
1387
01:23:43,857 --> 01:23:47,360
簡尼話一到爆破區就能逐個引爆
1388
01:23:47,361 --> 01:23:50,697
- 炸飛隻死嘢
- 炸到佢飛天
1389
01:23:56,912 --> 01:23:58,455
過來食我們啊，衰蛇！
1390
01:24:05,295 --> 01:24:06,129
條蛇呢？
1391
01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:10,843
弊！
1392
01:24:14,471 --> 01:24:17,432
- 弊！弊！
- 大鑊！
1393
01:24:18,183 --> 01:24:20,893
- 不能再開快點？
- 拆走限速器
1394
01:24:20,894 --> 01:24:22,979
在下面，試試扯甩它
1395
01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:25,231
- 限速器？
- 限速器！會令車減速
1396
01:24:25,232 --> 01:24:28,485
- 乜鬼限速器？
- 高球車的限速裝置！
1397
01:24:34,950 --> 01:24:37,076
- 牠去哪了？
- 看不到，不知道
1398
01:24:37,077 --> 01:24:38,245
你要保持警覺
1399
01:24:39,162 --> 01:24:40,288
完全見不到牠
1400
01:24:40,289 --> 01:24:42,123
- 嘩！
- 嘩！
1401
01:24:42,124 --> 01:24:43,083
天啊！
1402
01:24:45,085 --> 01:24:46,127
弊
1403
01:24:46,128 --> 01:24:47,795
沒了訊號
1404
01:24:47,796 --> 01:24:49,505
若不及時重新連線...
1405
01:24:49,506 --> 01:24:50,715
大家死硬
1406
01:24:50,716 --> 01:24:51,967
- 去吧
- 快走
1407
01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:56,345
老友，你手車的確好好
1408
01:24:56,346 --> 01:24:58,140
過獎
1409
01:25:00,559 --> 01:25:01,810
天啊！
1410
01:25:06,481 --> 01:25:09,066
為何無電？怎會無電？
1411
01:25:09,067 --> 01:25:11,485
爆破區就在前面，得一次機會
1412
01:25:11,486 --> 01:25:12,570
準備好
1413
01:25:12,571 --> 01:25:14,113
- 不！
- 看！
1414
01:25:14,114 --> 01:25:16,073
- 找這樣的
- 找這種，知道
1415
01:25:16,074 --> 01:25:17,075
就到了！
1416
01:25:21,205 --> 01:25:23,956
牠越來越近了！天啊！
1417
01:25:23,957 --> 01:25:25,000
開快點！
1418
01:25:27,085 --> 01:25:29,128
頂！找到了！
1419
01:25:29,129 --> 01:25:30,839
- 撳得未？
- 等等
1420
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:36,093
動手！即刻引爆！
1421
01:25:36,094 --> 01:25:38,722
去死啦，你條巨型臭蛇！
1422
01:25:41,517 --> 01:25:42,683
- 搞乜？
- 咩事？
1423
01:25:42,684 --> 01:25:45,102
無用！無反應！
1424
01:25:45,103 --> 01:25:47,480
- 全部都啪
- 啪晒喇！
1425
01:25:47,481 --> 01:25:49,607
死硬！今次死硬！
1426
01:25:49,608 --> 01:25:50,775
為何沒爆？
1427
01:25:50,776 --> 01:25:51,943
- 為甚麼...
- 我不知道
1428
01:25:51,944 --> 01:25:52,986
等等先
1429
01:25:54,655 --> 01:25:55,989
我忘了開機
1430
01:25:59,535 --> 01:26:00,743
好嘢！
1431
01:26:00,744 --> 01:26:01,995
掂！
1432
01:26:03,705 --> 01:26:06,165
- 成功了！
- 搞掂！
1433
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,584
好嘢！
1434
01:26:22,349 --> 01:26:23,267
好極！
1435
01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:25,936
殺死牠了？
1436
01:26:27,354 --> 01:26:29,690
- 未！
- 點會咁？
1437
01:26:31,650 --> 01:26:32,984
弊，卡住了
1438
01:26:32,985 --> 01:26:34,402
大鑊
1439
01:26:34,403 --> 01:26:35,988
- 走！
- 走！快走！
1440
01:26:40,576 --> 01:26:42,536
- 掘頭路
- 天啊
1441
01:26:47,666 --> 01:26:48,667
慘了
1442
01:26:56,466 --> 01:26:57,843
我們死硬了
1443
01:27:38,967 --> 01:27:40,886
休想得逞，先生
1444
01:27:54,525 --> 01:27:56,068
- 天啊
- 好核突
1445
01:28:06,745 --> 01:28:07,788
格里夫！弊！
1446
01:28:20,425 --> 01:28:22,261
（世上最勁的道格）
1447
01:28:23,470 --> 01:28:25,430
條蛇煞科了
1448
01:29:15,022 --> 01:29:17,065
多謝，多謝大家
1449
01:29:18,025 --> 01:29:20,319
（水牛城國際影展）
1450
01:29:23,363 --> 01:29:26,533
很久以前，一群藝術家有個願望
1451
01:29:27,409 --> 01:29:31,329
希望有朝一日能拍套商業大片
1452
01:29:31,330 --> 01:29:37,211
去年，排除萬難後
我很榮幸能講句夢想已成真
1453
01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:43,007
正如我老友簡尼所講
1454
01:29:43,008 --> 01:29:47,136
那條蛇是隱喻，象徵追殺我們的怪物
1455
01:29:47,137 --> 01:29:48,930
懲罰我們不去實現夢想
1456
01:29:48,931 --> 01:29:52,184
先旨聲明，戲入面真的有條巨蛇
1457
01:29:53,602 --> 01:29:54,727
天啊！
1458
01:29:54,728 --> 01:29:59,399
特別要多謝嘉兒西蒙斯和簡尼崔特！
1459
01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:02,569
祝你們下次好運！
1460
01:30:06,031 --> 01:30:07,990
由於我們可能沒版權...
1461
01:30:07,991 --> 01:30:09,659
我們沒有...絕對沒有版權
1462
01:30:09,660 --> 01:30:12,161
這是我們未經授權...
1463
01:30:12,162 --> 01:30:13,579
（全片完？）
1464
01:30:13,580 --> 01:30:17,875
而且可能是違法重啟的 Sony 經典電影
1465
01:30:17,876 --> 01:30:19,878
（永遠懷念桑地亞哥與海托）
1466
01:30:21,713 --> 01:30:25,551
- 各位先生女士，《狂蟒之災》！
- 《狂蟒之災》
1467
01:30:33,892 --> 01:30:37,562
（電影拍畢後，無法在院線上映）
1468
01:30:37,563 --> 01:30:40,816
（因為 Sony 火速出了禁制令）
1469
01:30:41,316 --> 01:30:44,194
（他們真的沒有版權）
1470
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:48,114
（嘉兒和格里夫最後結婚了）
1471
01:30:48,115 --> 01:30:50,534
（並讓道格執導婚禮「電影」）
1472
01:30:57,791 --> 01:30:59,834
（格里夫最終重獲《反恐特警組》一角）
1473
01:30:59,835 --> 01:31:01,378
（《反恐特警組》）
1474
01:31:05,674 --> 01:31:08,719
（簡尼在某些方面成功了...）
1475
01:31:13,223 --> 01:31:16,017
（其他方面卻無法自控）
1476
01:31:16,018 --> 01:31:18,019
（簡尼崔特）
1477
01:31:18,020 --> 01:31:20,980
{\an8}（Ice Cube：有冇搞錯）
（叫過你咪放上網）
1478
01:31:20,981 --> 01:31:22,398
（簡尼崔特：好對唔住）
1479
01:31:22,399 --> 01:31:23,566
（Ice Cube：刪走幅相）
1480
01:31:23,567 --> 01:31:25,194
（簡尼崔特：我唔識刪）
1481
01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:29,781
（至於道格...）
1482
01:31:43,545 --> 01:31:45,379
你是道格麥卡里特？
1483
01:31:45,380 --> 01:31:46,381
是啊
1484
01:31:46,965 --> 01:31:49,592
你拍了套老翻《狂蟒之災》
1485
01:31:49,593 --> 01:31:51,178
而且明知無版權
1486
01:31:52,304 --> 01:31:53,263
無錯
1487
01:31:53,764 --> 01:31:55,057
我睇過你套戲
1488
01:31:58,018 --> 01:32:00,437
我鍾意，好鍾意
1489
01:32:00,938 --> 01:32:05,025
所以我來找你
我們要拍另一套《狂蟒之災》
1490
01:32:05,526 --> 01:32:07,402
我想你做導演
1491
01:32:08,654 --> 01:32:09,821
你來嗎？
1492
01:32:29,967 --> 01:32:31,134
（探索危險與慾望交織的世界）
1493
01:32:34,137 --> 01:32:34,972
{\an8}（合家歡之選 Sony）
1494
01:32:54,741 --> 01:32:55,617
（敬請留座）
1495
01:33:03,083 --> 01:33:04,793
{\an8}（即將首映）
1496
01:33:09,715 --> 01:33:10,966
（緊張刺激）
1497
01:33:13,844 --> 01:33:15,136
（三級：強烈蛇類暴力場面）
1498
01:33:15,137 --> 01:33:16,180
（大銀幕震撼登場）
1499
01:33:55,802 --> 01:33:56,887
各位？
1500
01:34:01,058 --> 01:34:02,226
格里夫？
1501
01:34:11,193 --> 01:34:13,403
我冇死！
1502
01:38:45,968 --> 01:38:47,970
翻譯：利慧中