1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,920 {\an2}This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,760 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 5 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,520 {\an2}Hello, and welcome to the Big Fat Quiz of Telly, 6 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,920 {\an2}where we'll be asking questions all about TV. 7 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,200 {\an2}Like who commissioned this? Why is TV so self-regarding? 8 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,600 {\an2}And is there anything else on? 9 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,600 {\an2}Let's meet the teams. 10 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,560 {\an2}Everyone knows a great TV double act needs a funny man 11 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,320 {\an2}and a weird-looking sidekick. 12 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,640 {\an2}I honestly don't know which one's which here. 13 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,640 {\an2}Please welcome Russell Howard and Babatunde Aleshe. 14 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,000 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,560 {\an2}Could be either. Could go either way. Brap, brap! 16 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,440 {\an2}Next up, they're brother and sister, 17 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,600 {\an2}so we're hoping for the kind of on-screen chemistry 18 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,080 {\an2}we saw from Cersei and Jaime Lannister, 19 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,520 {\an2}it's Natasia and Jamie Demetriou. 20 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,640 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 21 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,960 {\an2}One appears on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, 22 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,400 {\an2}the other on Loose Women. 23 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,400 {\an2}So, one makes a living talking about disappointing seven inches 24 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,640 {\an2}and so does the other. 25 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,880 {\an2}It's Judi Love and Daisy May Cooper. 26 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,640 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 27 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,680 {\an2}All about TV. Favourite TV show of all time? 28 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,360 {\an2}Russell, you got a favourite? 29 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,880 {\an2}Sunday Brunch, I guess. 30 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 31 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,760 {\an2}Yeah, I think it's that or The Wire. 32 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,920 {\an2}Babatunde, favourite TV show? What do you like? 33 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,960 {\an2}You know what, Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 34 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,520 {\an2}is my all-time favourite show. 35 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,240 {\an2}CHEERING Yes, yes.Yeah. 36 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,120 {\an2}I can watch that any time, to this day, right? 37 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,800 {\an2}Do you know the rap? Which rap? 38 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,720 {\an2}The beginning one. Oh, yeah, yo, of course I do. 39 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,080 {\an2}What do you mean, which rap? 40 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,920 {\an2}No, no. No, no, he caught me off guard there, 41 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,400 {\an2}I thought you were talking about a specific... 42 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,120 {\an2}In West Philadelphia, born and raised... 43 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,320 {\an2}That's as much as we can afford! 44 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,880 {\an1}THEY CONTINUE RAPPING 45 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,080 {\an2}Don't say it, no, no! 46 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,840 {\an2}If you say any more, we've got to pay Will Smith. 47 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,520 {\an2}Jamie, Natasia, favourite TV shows? 48 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,240 {\an2}What do you like? We don't share one. 49 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,360 {\an2}No. 50 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,880 {\an2}Anything where someone's talking about reaching 51 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,760 {\an2}for their dreams at any point, I'm into. 52 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,960 {\an2}Just things where people are gonna give 110% or... 53 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,760 {\an2}Like The Apprentice. Yeah, The Apprentice. 54 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,320 {\an2}If they're feeling nervous but excited, 55 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,640 {\an2}I'm probably gonna watch it. 56 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,520 {\an2}It's a whole genre of TV summed up beautifully there. 57 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,360 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah. Natasia, favourite TV show? 58 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,320 {\an2}Oh, mine, sorry. Sunday Brunch or The Wire. 59 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 60 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,880 {\an2}All the questions are about Sunday Brunch or The Wire. Yeah. 61 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,800 {\an2}If you've just tuned in and you don't watch Sunday Brunch 62 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,480 {\an2}or The Wire, do one. 63 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,200 {\an2}Judi, Daisy? 64 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,720 {\an2}I'm gonna go for one of 65 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,800 {\an2}the other only three black shows that are shown in 66 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:05,000 {\an2}the UK in the '80s. 67 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,680 {\an2}So, Desmond's. 68 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,520 {\an2}CHEERING Oh, God. 69 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,560 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah. 20, 30 years ago. 70 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,400 {\an2}Daisy? It's got to be Four In A Bed. 71 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,200 {\an2}RUSSELL: Oh, yeah. Because everybody on it is just as petty as I am. 72 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,080 {\an2}I love it. Have you seen the one with 73 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,200 {\an2}the bloke who's, like, mental about eggs 74 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,200 {\an2}and judges everybody on their eggs? Oh, yeah. 75 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,680 {\an2}Then they get to his and he can't cook eggs 76 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,920 {\an2}and he's cooking eggs in 77 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,240 {\an2}a volcanic-themed kitchen. It's insane. 78 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,480 {\an2}Now, I've not seen this show, 79 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,040 {\an2}so I think you're having a breakdown. 80 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 81 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,760 {\an2}Russell, Babatunde, you got a team name? 82 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,880 {\an2}Well, we were trying to do a pun with our names, 83 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,800 {\an2}Babatunde and Russell. 84 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,560 {\an2}It's pretty easy and we came up with Babagoruss, 85 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,520 {\an2}as in baba ghanoush. 86 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:55,760 {\an2}Baba...garoush. It's a dip. It's a dip. 87 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 88 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,160 {\an2}OK, there's nothing to beat, Jamie and Natasia. 89 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,880 {\an2}Nothing to beat, team names-wise, there you go. 90 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,520 {\an2}Oh, well, we want to win the quiz. 91 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:05,920 {\an2}We're called Channel Four. 92 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER 93 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,400 {\an2}Baba...goush something. 94 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:14,080 {\an2}Hey, Babagoruss. And that's our move. 95 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,480 {\an2}BOTH: Babagoruss. 96 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,320 {\an2}Channel Four. We're called Channel Four, yeah. 97 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,880 {\an2}The Big Fat Quiz, Channel Four. 98 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,800 {\an1}LAUGHTER 99 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,560 {\an2}Judi, Daisy, what have you got, team name? 100 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,120 {\an2}Well, I came up with The Slags. 101 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,720 {\an2}But you weren't mad on that. 102 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 103 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,760 {\an2}We can't say slags. Yeah, Slags. 104 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:38,120 {\an2}Yes! The Slags, fantastic. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 105 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,160 {\an2}Right, let's get on with the show. 106 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,440 {\an2}Our first round is all about TV's most memorable moments. 107 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,680 {\an2}The 1986 EastEnders Christmas special featuring Dirty Den is 108 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,080 {\an2}the most watched show in British TV history. 109 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,920 {\an2}30 million people tuned in. 110 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,000 {\an2}The only divorce that will get more attention 111 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,320 {\an2}will be Meghan and Harry's. 112 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,000 {\an2}Love Island hit our screens in 2015, 113 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,320 {\an2}it's a psychological study of what happens when you dump 114 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,520 {\an2}a bunch of horny people on an island, 115 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,640 {\an2}sort of Lord Of The Unzipped Flies. 116 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 117 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,720 {\an2}The rules of Love Island are simple. 118 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,080 {\an2}20 contestants enter a villa and then each other. 119 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 120 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,600 {\an2}In 2003, Cilla Black quit Blind Date live on air. 121 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,520 {\an2}Cilla quitting was a shock to everyone, including Cilla, 122 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,480 {\an2}when she sobered up and they told her what she'd done. 123 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 124 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,600 {\an2}All right, who's up for some big, fat TV questions? 125 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,080 {\an2}We wanted to change our name. 126 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,240 {\an2}What do you want to change your name to? 127 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,960 {\an2}To The Dyslexics. Yeah. 128 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,720 {\an2}NATASIA: You could be The Dyslexic Slags. 129 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,640 {\an2}Perfect. How about The Mighty Ladies Of The Night? 130 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,080 {\an2}That's a little bit more, 131 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,160 {\an2}yeah, The Dyslexic Ladies Of The Night. 132 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,200 {\an2}Shall we all do a name change? 133 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,520 {\an2}ITV? 134 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,400 {\an1}LAUGHTER 135 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,680 {\an2}Dyslexic Ladies Of The Night. OK, well, no, fine. 136 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,560 {\an2}All right, questions. First up, have a listen to this. 137 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,880 {\an2}What iconic TV moment are we hearing? 138 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,280 {\an2}You've got to write down your answers. 139 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,680 {\an2}DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS Ah! 140 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,360 {\an2}Ah! 141 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,640 {\an2}Ahh... Ah! 142 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,840 {\an1}HEAVY PANTING 143 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,800 {\an1}FLUSTERED MUMBLING 144 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,320 {\an1}AUDIENCE LAUGHS 145 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,960 {\an2}All right, next up, we've got a question 146 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,200 {\an2}from Bake Off legend Nadiya Hussain. 147 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,840 {\an2}Hi, Jimmy. 148 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,280 {\an2}Winning the Great British Bake Off changed my life 149 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,760 {\an2}and was a dream come true. 150 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,240 {\an2}But back in 2014, 151 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,080 {\an2}baker Iain Watters' dreams were shattered, 152 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,720 {\an2}when he was involved in one of 153 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,680 {\an2}the show's biggest controversies. 154 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,440 {\an2}What happened? 155 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,680 {\an2}So, Nadiya wants to know what controversy shattered 156 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,480 {\an2}the dreams of baker Iain Watters back in 2014. 157 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,960 {\an2}If I was a gambling man, I don't see a win there. 158 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 159 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,920 {\an2}All right. In 2016, 160 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,120 {\an2}an episode of Celebrity Big Brother aired, 161 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,320 {\an2}which has been described by viewers as 162 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,200 {\an2}the biggest mix-up in history, 163 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,160 {\an2}like a Shakespearian tragedy, 164 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,280 {\an2}the best meme to come out of England. 165 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,720 {\an2}What was the confusion? 166 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,280 {\an2}It was a 2016 episode of Celebrity Big Brother. 167 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,920 {\an2}What happened? 168 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,640 {\an2}All right, finally, for this round, 169 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:16,200 {\an2}back in 2003, TV ghost botherer Derek Acorah 170 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,000 {\an2}contacted the spirit world, 171 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,040 {\an2}in an attempt to commune with infamous highwayman Dick Turpin 172 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,560 {\an2}during a live episode of Most Haunted. 173 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,800 {\an2}What message did he famously receive from the ghost? 174 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,840 {\an2}Derek Acorah died about four years ago, 175 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,080 {\an2}anyone else think it's weird we've not heard a word from him? 176 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 177 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,360 {\an2}Have you ever been to a spiritualist church? 178 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,520 {\an2}Yes. What just amazed me, it was always, 179 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:39,920 {\an2}it was just the same of, like, 180 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,600 {\an2}"Tom's there, he says he loves you, 181 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,360 {\an2}"he says, 'Go on with your life.' " 182 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,520 {\an2}It's never like, not once would somebody go, 183 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,960 {\an2}"Collapse the foot dungeon, 184 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 {\an2}"they know everything." 185 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER 186 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,240 {\an2}All right, time for the first set of answers. 187 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,360 {\an2}I asked you what iconic TV moment this was. 188 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,680 {\an1}HEAVY PANTING 189 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,080 {\an1}FLUSTERED MUMBLING 190 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,320 {\an2}Russell, Babatunde, what did you put? 191 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,520 {\an2}We went for Mary Berry watching Human Centipede. 192 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 193 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:12,520 {\an2}Oh, you are gonna kick yourselves, 194 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,360 {\an2}because you're so close. 195 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,080 {\an2}It's Mary Berry watching the Human Centipede 2. 196 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,440 {\an2}Oh! 197 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,080 {\an2}I can't give it to you. 198 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,720 {\an2}What did you go for, Jamie, Natasia? 199 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,400 {\an2}Paul Burrell in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. 200 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,960 {\an2}And she's answered it in full. 201 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,800 {\an2}Like professional Channel 4 people do. 202 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 203 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,520 {\an2}What have you bothered to write down, Judi, Daisy? 204 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,360 {\an2}Hello? We got this right. 205 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,440 {\an2}I'm A Celebrity. 206 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,680 {\an1}LAUGHTER 207 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,000 {\an2}You didn't ask... You didn't ask who it was. 208 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,520 {\an2}Yeah, we did. When? 209 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,480 {\an2}Oh! In the question. 210 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,120 {\an2}All I heard was, "What was the iconic moment on TV?" 211 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,160 {\an2}And I heard that noise and I know it was I'm A... 212 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,280 {\an2}And you thought the iconic moment was every episode 213 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,080 {\an2}of I'm A Celebrity there's ever been? 214 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,800 {\an2}Well, let's treat ourselves. Let's have a look. 215 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,760 {\an2}Ah! I can't feel anything at the minute. 216 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,000 {\an2}I'm gonna put my... Ah! Ah! 217 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,480 {\an2}Ah! Ah! 218 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,160 {\an2}Ah! Ah! 219 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:14,320 {\an1}HEAVY PANTING 220 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,320 {\an2}What is it? What is it? What's that? What is it? What is it? 221 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,600 {\an1}FLUSTERED MUMBLING 222 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,760 {\an2}It's horrible...stuff. 223 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,960 {\an2}Beetles or something. 224 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,320 {\an2}Ahh! 225 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,680 {\an2}It's cockroaches in there, Paul. Ah! 226 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 227 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,600 {\an1}APPLAUSE 228 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,000 {\an2}They should mike up the cockroaches. 229 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,600 {\an2}They're like, "Oh, who's this prick? 230 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,080 {\an2}"Who is this prick? Oh, oh, he's touching my mum up." 231 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER 232 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,120 {\an2}So that was Paul Burrell taking part in the Bushtucker Trial. 233 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,760 {\an2}So you get a point there, Jamie and Natasia. 234 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,920 {\an2}You're the best one so far. No, no. 235 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,480 {\an2}All right, Nadiya Hussain asked you what controversy rocked 236 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,960 {\an2}the fifth series of Bake Off back in 2014. 237 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,920 {\an2}What have you written? 238 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,520 {\an2}We... LAUGHTER 239 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,080 {\an2}We wrote melted. 240 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,760 {\an2}What happened in the iconic moment? 241 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,480 {\an2}Someone... Didn't someone leave a fridge open? 242 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,360 {\an2}And it melted. 243 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,120 {\an2}Jamie, Natasia, did you get this? 244 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,440 {\an2}We remember he was Irish. 245 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,480 {\an1}LAUGHTER 246 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,720 {\an2}I know he had an orange cardigan on and he was Irish. Irish. 247 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,240 {\an2}And that's the answer. 248 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,200 {\an2}And that is from a great Channel 4 show, 249 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,200 {\an2}purchased from the BBC... 250 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,480 {\an2}BOTH: The Great British Bake Off. Check it out on... 251 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,760 {\an2}Channel... Channel 4. Channel 4. 252 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,680 {\an1}LAUGHTER 253 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,960 {\an2}There's a real hostage video vibe to... 254 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,360 {\an2}You know, sometimes when they go, 255 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,800 {\an2}"They're treating us very well on Channel 4." 256 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,360 {\an2}Babatunde, what did you go for? 257 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,240 {\an2}Yeah, he slapped a fly. 258 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,800 {\an2}Like he slapped it. The fly was flying around, 259 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,880 {\an2}buzzing around and he was just like, "Pussy hole", bang. 260 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,520 {\an1}LAUGHTER 261 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,720 {\an2}Yes, I remember him saying "pussy hole, bang," yeah. 262 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,080 {\an2}No, yeah. 263 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,480 {\an2}Melted will get you a point. 264 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,840 {\an2}THEY GASP What? 265 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,240 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 266 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,920 {\an2}It was bin-gate, when baker Diana 267 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,760 {\an2}innocently took Iain's baked Alaska 268 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,320 {\an2}from a freezer, causing it to melt 269 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,720 {\an2}and then put it in the bin. 270 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,880 {\an2}Bin-gate, it was huge. Yeah. OK. 271 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,840 {\an2}I wanted to know what Celebrity Big Brother viewers 272 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,640 {\an2}described as the biggest mix-up in history, 273 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,160 {\an2}like a Shakespearian tragedy 274 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,960 {\an2}and the best meme to come out of England. 275 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,720 {\an2}What did you get? 276 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,120 {\an2}We went straight to it again. Oh, of course, yes. 277 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,320 {\an2}David's dead. David's dead. 278 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,680 {\an2}David's dead. OK, 279 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,640 {\an2}what have you got for this, Jamie, Natasia? 280 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,760 {\an2}Oh, no. 281 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,240 {\an2}LAUGHTER What did you write? 282 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,560 {\an2}Kinga travelled a bottle towards her area. 283 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,160 {\an2}Sorry, travelled? 284 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:46,360 {\an2}She... Commute. She commuted a bottle towards her pan. 285 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 286 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,920 {\an2}Pan? 287 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,200 {\an2}She, erm... Another one? 288 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,480 {\an2}She encouraged a bottle... 289 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,960 {\an2}..in the vicinity of her bin-gate. 290 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,320 {\an2}Very nice. 291 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,160 {\an2}Very nice, yeah. APPLAUSE 292 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,880 {\an2}What have you got, Russell? 293 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,200 {\an2}David Bowie died 294 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,560 {\an2}and I thought they thought it was David Jason. 295 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,800 {\an2}OK, let's take a look at the chaotic 296 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,880 {\an2}and misleading moment everyone was talking about. 297 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,600 {\an2}WHISPERS: David's dead. 298 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,640 {\an2}No, he's not! TIFFANY WAILS 299 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,000 {\an2}You can't, you can't, you can't do that. 300 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,640 {\an2}Work down, babes, sit down, sit. 301 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,720 {\an2}They told me that David is dead. David's...? 302 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,960 {\an2}Yes. David's... David? Yes, she said he just died 303 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,840 {\an2}and I can't BLEEP hold this in by myself. 304 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,160 {\an2}No! 305 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,000 {\an2}Where's David? Where's David? 306 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,040 {\an2}Where's David? WAILING: Oh, God. 307 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,920 {\an2}That is so BLEEP. 308 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,160 {\an2}No, no, no, chill. 309 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,560 {\an2}Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Tiffany. Tiffany! 310 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,960 {\an2}Why would she do that to me? Tiffany. 311 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,200 {\an2}What? Don't, don't, don't, don't, stay away. 312 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,440 {\an2}Sit with me, sit with me. Come and sit down. Why would she...? 313 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,080 {\an2}That BLEEP is not funny. Come and sit down. 314 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,440 {\an2}What did I do? 315 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,360 {\an2}You told her that David was dead with cancer. 316 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,600 {\an2}Yes, he is. 317 00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,640 {\an2}He's in there, asleep. 318 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,920 {\an2}Not David. My ex-husband! 319 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 320 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,320 {\an2}Oh, that was... It was iconic. Oh! 321 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,480 {\an2}It was, of course, 322 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,760 {\an2}Tiffany Pollard mistakenly believing fellow Big Brother housemate 323 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,200 {\an2}David Gest had died. 324 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,000 {\an2}Point. No points. Point. 325 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,240 {\an1}APPLAUSE 326 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,960 {\an2}And finally, I asked you what message TV medium 327 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,680 {\an2}Derek Acorah received from a ghost while searching for 328 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,040 {\an2}the spirit of highwayman Dick Turpin. What did you put? 329 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,080 {\an2}Yeah, I saw this. He said, "Suck your mum." 330 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 331 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,960 {\an2}You are so close. Natasia, Jamie, did you see this? 332 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,480 {\an2}I was catching up with Tash when the question was asked. 333 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,320 {\an2}We don't see each other that often, 334 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,880 {\an2}that's the main reason we're here tonight. Just... 335 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:44,280 {\an2}But, by the looks of it, he heard something pretty funny. 336 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER 337 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,480 {\an2}What have you actually written down? 338 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,800 {\an2}Was catching up with my sister. 339 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,680 {\an2}Judi, Daisy? 340 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,600 {\an2}Mary loves Dick. 341 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,920 {\an2}Let's have a look and see if you're right. 342 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,880 {\an2}There's this peace and calm of spiritual activity there 343 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,600 {\an2}with...urgh.... You all right? All right? 344 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,360 {\an2}Hold on. You all right? 345 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,520 {\an2}Where's it going? Are you all right? 346 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,640 {\an2}Mary loves Dick. Mary loves Dick. 347 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,280 {\an2}Mary loves Dick. 348 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,000 {\an1}HE MUTTERS 349 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,840 {\an2}Don't say all those things about him. 350 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,520 {\an2}Don't. Who are you? 351 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,960 {\an2}You all right? You all right? 352 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,040 {\an1}Just for a moment, 353 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,840 {\an1}her energy came in and there's annoyance. 354 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,080 {\an1}A nice lady, 355 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,760 {\an1}but I feel as if she's got this 356 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,760 {\an1}great love for Dick. 357 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER 358 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,800 {\an2}What do you make of Derek Acorah? 359 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,280 {\an2}Do you believe in any of that stuff? 360 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,800 {\an2}I went to a... 361 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,920 {\an2}Cos I love all ghosts and stuff like this 362 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,680 {\an2}and I went to Shepton Mallet Prison, 363 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,320 {\an2}right, and we had to stand in a circle 364 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,760 {\an2}and the medium there, 365 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,560 {\an2}who was very much like Derek Acorah, 366 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,800 {\an2}asked us if we could feel anything. 367 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,920 {\an2}And one guy that was there said, 368 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,880 {\an2}"I can feel something inserting into my anus." 369 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,920 {\an2}To which the Derek Acorah guy said, 370 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,680 {\an2}"Well, we are in a prison." 371 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,880 {\an2}Isn't that extraordinary? 372 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,120 {\an2}But was it for a TV show, or was it, like, for a day trip? 373 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,080 {\an2}Oh, no, it's just out in my spare time. 374 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 375 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,440 {\an2}You did this for free? 376 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,960 {\an2}No, I paid. I paid. 377 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,680 {\an2}Of course, it wouldn't be the Big Fat Quiz without 378 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,960 {\an2}an appearance from the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School. 379 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,360 {\an2}But this time, there's a twist. 380 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,600 {\an2}The children have been shown three 381 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,760 {\an2}TV shows that were all made before they were born. 382 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,040 {\an2}All I want you to do is listen to the clues 383 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,080 {\an2}and tell me what they've been watching. 384 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,240 {\an2}Have a look. 385 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,320 {\an2}That is so crazy, right? 386 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,600 {\an2}He looks super silly and funny. 387 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,800 {\an2}He sleeps with a teddy bear. 388 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,440 {\an2}And the man is wearing a tie. 389 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,360 {\an2}OMG. 390 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:08,760 {\an2}He was using, like, a mop at the bottom of it to use the car. 391 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,880 {\an2}There was no-one inside. 392 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,400 {\an1}SHE LAUGHS 393 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,080 {\an2}Oh, I wouldn't like him to drive me to school. 394 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:21,720 {\an2}They climbed up a ladder and it was fun. 395 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,800 {\an2}He said, "Are you ready?" Then he broke the light. 396 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,840 {\an2}I think they'll get in trouble, 397 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,120 {\an2}because the lamp was special. 398 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,840 {\an2}At the last bit, 399 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:35,480 {\an2}there was the superheroes wearing pants. 400 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,560 {\an2}That was so funny. SHE LAUGHS 401 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,360 {\an2}I saw Batman and Robin. 402 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:47,840 {\an2}He looked like a tough man 403 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,480 {\an2}and the strongest man in the world. 404 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,120 {\an2}I saw people running 405 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,760 {\an2}and trying to knock people off what they were standing on. 406 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,360 {\an2}And then they went like that. 407 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,640 {\an2}It looks like something you would have for PE. 408 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,360 {\an2}He did, like, the pose, like... 409 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,560 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 410 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,680 {\an2}Have you all got answers? Mm-hm. 411 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,040 {\an2}Show number one. 412 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,760 {\an2}Jamie and Natasia, what have you got? 413 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,080 {\an2}Naked Attraction. 414 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 415 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,680 {\an2}He wears a tie, he sleeps with a teddy bear. 416 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,160 {\an2}The little girl said she wouldn't like him to drive her to school. 417 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,200 {\an2}Yes, I should make clear, 418 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,800 {\an2}we did not show the children from 419 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,760 {\an2}Mitchell Brook Primary School Naked Attraction. 420 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,200 {\an2}Oh, come on, Channel 4's lost its edge. 421 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,280 {\an2}What are you doing? 422 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 423 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,360 {\an2}OK, what did you think it was, Russell, Babatunde? 424 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,920 {\an2}Mr Bean. Mr Bean, and you went for, Judi, Daisy? 425 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,440 {\an2}Mr Bean. Yeah. Mr Bean. Yeah. 426 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,680 {\an2}That's the right answer. 427 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:46,800 {\an2}Come on. Oh, yes. 428 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,880 {\an2}APPLAUSE So, the next one. 429 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,760 {\an2}Next one, Babatunde, what have you got? 430 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,600 {\an2}We put ThunderCats. 431 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,840 {\an2}Judi, Daisy? 432 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,440 {\an2}Only Fools and Horse...s. 433 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,560 {\an2}OK, Jamie, Natasia, what have you got? 434 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,160 {\an2}BOTH: Only Fools And Horses. 435 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,280 {\an2}That's the right answer. 436 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,520 {\an2}All right, the last one, has everyone...? What did you get? 437 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,800 {\an2}Gladiators. 438 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,480 {\an2}Gladiators, yeah. Gladiators. 439 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,000 {\an2}Glatiators and Gladiators. 440 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,720 {\an2}Mr Bean, Only Fools and Horses, Gladiators. 441 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,840 {\an2}OK. At the end of the first round, let's take a look at the scores. 442 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,000 {\an2}So, Russell, Babatunde, 443 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,320 {\an2}you've got three points, which would... 444 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER 445 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,640 {\an2}Hold on, hold on, hold on. 446 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,880 {\an2}Openly laughing at you, not with you, at you. 447 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,520 {\an2}Jamie and Natasia, you've got also three points. 448 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,520 {\an2}Yeah. When you come to us, 449 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,600 {\an2}can you actually say our name, please? 450 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,440 {\an2}And... And? 451 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,680 {\an2}Our team name has got how many points? 452 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,120 {\an2}Six. Oh. 453 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,560 {\an2}OK, that's it for part one. 454 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,240 {\an2}Just enough time for me to whip off these trousers 455 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,160 {\an2}and shoot my Naked Attraction audition video. 456 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,360 {\an2}See you after the break. 457 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,160 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 458 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,600 {\an2}Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz of Telly, 459 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,000 {\an2}the show that asks questions about 460 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,680 {\an2}the very best shows on TV and Emmerdale. 461 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 462 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,400 {\an2}Our next round is all about TV villains. 463 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,760 {\an2}Police drama Happy Valley 464 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,720 {\an2}portrays life in Yorkshire as hard, 465 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,920 {\an2}grim and full of violence and abuse. 466 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,520 {\an2}But there's more to Yorkshire than that. 467 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,040 {\an2}It's also fucking cold. 468 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,840 {\an2}In the year 2000, 469 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,800 {\an2}Nasty Nick shocked housemates on Big Brother with his villainy. 470 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,960 {\an2}Nick was labelled the most hated man in Britain 471 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,480 {\an2}by people who clearly had forgotten all about Piers Morgan. 472 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 473 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,600 {\an2}All right, time for some questions about villainy on TV. 474 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,880 {\an2}Here's your first one. In 2001, 475 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,400 {\an2}Major Charles Ingram became 476 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,200 {\an2}a household name after he was arrested 477 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,840 {\an2}for cheating his way to the jackpot 478 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,480 {\an2}on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 479 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,440 {\an2}Accomplice Tecwen Whittock 480 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,040 {\an2}was accused of coughing to signify right answers. 481 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,960 {\an2}What did he do to indicate wrong answers? 482 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,560 {\an2}Oh, no, I know. 483 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,240 {\an2}Yeah, yeah. 484 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,360 {\an2}Right, next question. 485 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,520 {\an2}I'm gonna play you three evil laughs from some 486 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,000 {\an2}of TV's greatest villains. 487 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,040 {\an2}All I want you to do is tell me who's laughing. 488 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,560 {\an2}Ha! 489 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,200 {\an2}Ha, ha, ha! 490 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,280 {\an2}He-he-he-he-he ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 491 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,840 {\an2}Ha-ha! 492 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,120 {\an2}It's very odd when people have got weird laughs, innit? 493 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 494 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,120 {\an2}Crime hot spot Midsomer 495 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,760 {\an2}has given us 25 years of improbable murders. 496 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,400 {\an2}Take a look at these photos of poor villagers 497 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,120 {\an2}moments before their demise. 498 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,400 {\an2}All I want to know is how they died. Oh! 499 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,120 {\an2}And, yeah, that is Martine McCutcheon. 500 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,320 {\an2}Babatunde, you've been in a bunch of stuff. 501 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,720 {\an2}You've acted in loads of things, haven't you? 502 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,080 {\an2}Couple of things, yeah. Yeah. 503 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,000 {\an2}You've died in Waking The Dead? 504 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,080 {\an2}Yeah... Yeah. 505 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,280 {\an2}Oh! 506 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,920 {\an2}Oh, you guys are... Babatunde, what is that? 507 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,680 {\an2}Oi, don't do that, oi. 508 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,440 {\an2}LAUGHTER What did you die of there? 509 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,760 {\an2}I think I drowned, I think... No, this is before... 510 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,200 {\an2}I got kidnapped in this scene. 511 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,760 {\an2}Oh, shit, I've just see the gloves. 512 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,000 {\an2}I thought that was your hair, man. 513 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,400 {\an2}LAUGHTER Wait a second. 514 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,240 {\an2}JUDI: Oh, I thought it was your hair as well. Are those gloves? 515 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,040 {\an2}Yes. Oh, I didn't know that till you said it. 516 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,200 {\an1}LAUGHTER 517 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,480 {\an2}OK, next it's over to daytime telly legends 518 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,760 {\an2}Alison and Dermot. 519 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,520 {\an2}Hi, Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy, how's it going? Here's our question. 520 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,600 {\an2}Back in the day, we were both huge fans 521 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,760 {\an2}of '80s TV phenomenon Dynasty. 522 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,240 {\an2}Yeah, especially the unbelievable drama brought by 523 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,080 {\an2}Dame Joans Collins' characteristic, Alexis. 524 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:33,800 {\an2}But can your teams tell us what Dame Joan was referring to 525 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,200 {\an2}when she said, "The first time we did it, 526 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,640 {\an2}"the ratings went through the roof. 527 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,480 {\an2}"So, from then on, we had to do it every season." 528 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,680 {\an2}I know what it is. Me too. Oh, you filthy cow. 529 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,080 {\an1}LAUGHTER 530 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,400 {\an2}She definitely doesn't know what it is, 531 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,440 {\an2}she couldn't even say her name right. 532 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,400 {\an2}So they want to know what Dynasty star 533 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,640 {\an2}Dame Joan Collins was talking about when she said, 534 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,960 {\an2}"The first time we did it, 535 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,160 {\an2}"the ratings went through the roof. So, from then on, 536 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,680 {\an2}"we had to do it every season." 537 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,960 {\an2}Oh. Oh. 538 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,280 {\an2}All right, are your ready for answers? Of course you are. 539 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,400 {\an2}I asked you what accomplice Tecwen Whittock 540 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,480 {\an2}allegedly did to signify incorrect answers 541 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,360 {\an2}whilst cheating on Millionaire. 542 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,520 {\an2}What did you get? 543 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,000 {\an2}That he shouted, "No!" 544 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 545 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,120 {\an2}Judi, Daisy, how do you think? 546 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,480 {\an2}Well... I think it was silence, 547 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,400 {\an2}no coughing, cos I just remember him... 548 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,480 {\an2}How would that be a signal? 549 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,120 {\an2}So you think he was coughing the whole time 550 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,760 {\an2}and then briefly stop when an answer was incorrect? 551 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,880 {\an2}Oh, I don't know. 552 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,480 {\an2}No, I think it makes sense. I back you. Yeah, I back you. 553 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,800 {\an2}No, he shouted, no. 554 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,160 {\an2}No! No. 555 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,720 {\an2}Babatunde, Russell? 556 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,280 {\an2}Sneezing. Yeah, that's what I meant, sneezing. 557 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,320 {\an1}LAUGHTER 558 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,440 {\an2}I spelt it wrong. 559 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,920 {\an2}I can tell you, he blew his nose. 560 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,240 {\an2}What, yo, aye, aye! Aye! 561 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,440 {\an2}I mean, it's the same area of the body, 562 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,200 {\an2}but it's a different thing, isn't it? 563 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,920 {\an2}What happens when you sneeze, bro? 564 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,400 {\an2}Your nose get cleared. Bang, point. 565 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,600 {\an2}But no. 566 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,800 {\an1}APPLAUSE 567 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,600 {\an2}All right, I played you three iconic TV villain evil laughs. 568 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,920 {\an2}The first one, which was... 569 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,600 {\an2}Ha! 570 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,760 {\an2}Ha, ha, ha! 571 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,440 {\an2}Who's that? 572 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:21,000 {\an2}I thought it was the kid who wore the red and white...T-shirt 573 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,640 {\an2}with the dark hair. 574 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,600 {\an2}What's that kid? He was in a... LAUGHTER 575 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,680 {\an2}You know what I'm talking about, on the magazine. 576 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,440 {\an2}Beano! Deano. Beano. No, Dennis the... 577 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,920 {\an2}Deano, Beano, Dennis the Menace. 578 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,680 {\an2}All right, did you get the first laugh? 579 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,480 {\an2}We only got the third one. It's Nelson from The Simpsons. 580 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,600 {\an2}Let's hear that. Ha-ha! 581 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:42,920 {\an2}Did everyone get that? 582 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,560 {\an2}We got three, yeah. Yes, yes. 583 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,640 {\an2}Second one was this. 584 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,640 {\an2}He-he-he-he-he ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 585 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,240 {\an2}Who's that, Jamie? 586 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,800 {\an2}Well, Tash wrote this one and I don't... Jimmy Carr? 587 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,880 {\an1}LAUGHTER 588 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,840 {\an2}RUSSELL: That's not Jimmy. 589 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,920 {\an1}APPLAUSE 590 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,560 {\an2}Jimmy goes like this. 591 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,840 {\an2}Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha haaa! 592 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,160 {\an2}He's not wrong. I do have a weird laugh, 593 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,040 {\an2}but it's not Skeletor from He-Man. 594 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,720 {\an2}Is that who it is? Oh! I knew it. 595 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,320 {\an2}Oh, right. Yeah, it's Villanelle from Killing Eve, 596 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,800 {\an2}Skeletor from He-Man and Nelson from The Simpsons. 597 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,040 {\an2}Did anyone get a point on that? Yes! Two of us... 598 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,320 {\an2}Everyone got Nelson. We did get Nelson. 599 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,000 {\an2}I showed you three images from Midsomer villagers, 600 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,120 {\an2}moments before their untimely deaths. 601 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,240 {\an2}How did you think they died? 602 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,480 {\an2}OK, so the first one there, what have you got? 603 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,680 {\an2}RUSSELL: Karaoke. 604 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,200 {\an2}You think she died of karaoke? Yeah, yeah. 605 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,640 {\an2}What do you think, Natasia? 606 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,920 {\an2}We took it a bit further. 607 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:48,160 {\an2}Yeah, that she died of disappointment on X Factor 608 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,640 {\an2}when she found out she was going to Louis' category 609 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,920 {\an2}on the Judges' Houses. 610 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 611 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,480 {\an2}And we're going to Ireland. 612 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,000 {\an2}That, yeah. Yeah. 613 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,680 {\an2}OK, Judi, Daisy? 614 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,680 {\an2}Because of the hair. Electric shock. 615 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,440 {\an2}I'll definitely give you a point for that. 616 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,440 {\an2}The first one was electrocuted by their microphone. 617 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,520 {\an2}Ooh! Yeah. 618 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,520 {\an1}APPLAUSE 619 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,640 {\an2}The second one, what do you think? What have you got? 620 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,960 {\an2}Yeah, we got death on a dartboard. 621 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,840 {\an2}He's on a giant dartboard 622 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,640 {\an2}and someone is throwing a dart at him. 623 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,960 {\an2}No. 624 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,280 {\an2}Yeah, we really don't know. 625 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,560 {\an2}We said the circle closed in around him and crushed him. 626 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,480 {\an1}LAUGHTER 627 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,840 {\an2}What have you got? I think he met someone and got excited. 628 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,160 {\an2}I don't need his life story, how'd he die? 629 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,720 {\an2}Yeah, well, this is the lead-up to it. 630 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,120 {\an2}He met someone, got excited. 631 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,680 {\an2}They said, "Let me tie you down, boo-boo." 632 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,920 {\an2}And then they tied him down and then they... 633 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,720 {\an2}Smashed him in the nuts with a mallet. 634 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,920 {\an2}No. No? 635 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,520 {\an2}I can tell you that he was killed by 636 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,200 {\an2}a flying wine bottle, fired from a catapult. 637 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,360 {\an2}All right, third one, what have you got for this? 638 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,160 {\an2}She was eaten by Wellard, the dog. 639 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 640 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,160 {\an2}From EastEnders. Yeah. There was a bit of bad blood. 641 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,600 {\an2}Natasia, Jamie, did you get this? 642 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,880 {\an2}I went for old reliable cock in the mouth. 643 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 644 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,520 {\an2}Old faithful. 645 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,320 {\an2}Go on, what have you got? 646 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,800 {\an2}We thought she looked like she was getting strangled in 647 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,880 {\an2}a seatbelt, ironically. 648 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,920 {\an2}But that does look a bit... Keeping that one quiet to myself. 649 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,080 {\an2}Like what? Well, you know when you're having a good time 650 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,560 {\an2}and...argh! 651 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 652 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,800 {\an2}And he didn't... Pineapples! 653 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:37,920 {\an2}Didn't get... 654 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER 655 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,200 {\an2}No, she was killed by a wheel of cheese, have a look. 656 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,360 {\an2}Oh. 657 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,600 {\an2}No! 658 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,440 {\an2}No? No way. 659 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,000 {\an1}APPLAUSE 660 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,440 {\an2}All right. Alison and Dermot asked you 661 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,400 {\an2}what Dynasty villain Dame Joan Collins was referring to 662 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,880 {\an2}when she said, "The first time we did it, 663 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,600 {\an2}"the ratings went through the roof. So, from then on, 664 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,760 {\an2}"we had to do it every season." 665 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,880 {\an2}What do you think they had to do every season? 666 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,240 {\an2}Murder. 667 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,960 {\an2}Kill someone. 668 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,680 {\an2}No, yeah, I know what a murder is. Yeah. Wet 'em up. 669 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,000 {\an2}Wet 'em up, yeah. Send 'em home. 670 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,400 {\an2}Hawkeye. 671 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,120 {\an2}Teach 'em table tennis in the dark. 672 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,040 {\an1}LAUGHTER 673 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,040 {\an2}Russell, I'm starting to fancy you a little bit. Thank you. 674 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,960 {\an1}APPLAUSE 675 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,680 {\an2}No, it's not murder. Natasia, Jamie? 676 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,720 {\an2}They learned their lines. 677 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 678 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,880 {\an2}Every series from now on. Every series. It works, it works. 679 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,040 {\an2}OK, Judi, Daisy? 680 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:13,800 {\an2}We put shoot JR, but is that Dallas? Or... 681 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840 {\an2}Turn up. It's a different show. 682 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,520 {\an2}Oh, all right. 683 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,600 {\an2}Although, what a twist that would be. 684 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,400 {\an2}They had to have a cat fight every season, 685 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,600 {\an2}cos people liked it. They did, didn't they? Yeah. 686 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,760 {\an2}Yeah. Let's take a look at the OTT moment 687 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,120 {\an2}when the feisty characters go at each other. 688 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,640 {\an2}So, if you've quite finished. I haven't. 689 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,040 {\an2}Yeah, that was it. 690 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,280 {\an2}That was entertainment back in the day. 691 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,600 {\an2}It's better now, innit? 692 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,200 {\an2}OK, now it's time for a special bonus round. 693 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,160 {\an2}This is the part of the show where I introduce some mystery guests. 694 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,280 {\an2}All you need to do is tell me 695 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,800 {\an2}who they are and which TV shows they star in. 696 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,520 {\an2}However, you can only ask them yes or no questions. 697 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,080 {\an2}So please welcome our mystery guests. 698 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,760 {\an2}Just yes or no questions. 699 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,520 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 700 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,840 {\an2}Well, look at this. 701 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,800 {\an2}They're not from the same show, 702 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,200 {\an2}but they all do the same job. 703 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,680 {\an2}So you need three answers here. 704 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,040 {\an2}We've just got to guess who they are from any TV show that was on? 705 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,600 {\an2}But you can ask them questions. 706 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,480 {\an2}I'm so sorry for wasting your time. 707 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 708 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,800 {\an2}EastEnders? You can't ask the show. 709 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,480 {\an2}Was you on EastEnders? No. 710 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,240 {\an2}EastEnders? No. 711 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,960 {\an2}Oh, all three of you, no? No. 712 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,720 {\an2}Oh, shit. I mean, this could take a while. 713 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,520 {\an2}Did you act in the show, or were you being yourselves, 714 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,120 {\an2}your true selves? No, that's not yes or no. 715 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,400 {\an2}It's a yes or no question. You don't know the answer I want. 716 00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:01,240 {\an2}They're absolutely iconic, they're incredibly famous. 717 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,160 {\an2}Everyone in the audience will know who they are. 718 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,720 {\an2}Oh, no, are you Teletubbies? 719 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,600 {\an1}LAUGHTER 720 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,000 {\an2}No? I so want to say yes, but no. 721 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,440 {\an2}It's a different... That's the same show, isn't it? 722 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,000 {\an2}They're on different shows. 723 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,040 {\an2}Are you professional singers? 724 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,240 {\an2}No. No. No. 725 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,600 {\an2}There's something, cos that one in the middle was like... 726 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,560 {\an2}Yeah, there's something. Yeah. 727 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,880 {\an2}Are you voiceover artists? 728 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,160 {\an2}Yes. Yes. 729 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,600 {\an2}Oh! 730 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,240 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 731 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,600 {\an2}Right, OK, OK. All right, everyone. 732 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,680 {\an2}You've got three shows to write down, that's it. 733 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,640 {\an2}You've just got to write them down now. What three shows? 734 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,120 {\an2}Can you all talk, quickly? 735 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,840 {\an2}You can all say yes or no, that's all you can say. 736 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,720 {\an2}Yes and no. 737 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,920 {\an2}I've got you, bro. 738 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,040 {\an2}Yes and no. 739 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,880 {\an2}Oh! Yes! I told you. 740 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,400 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 741 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,640 {\an2}Guys, guys. Touch of class for you. 742 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,840 {\an2}Yes and no. 743 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,800 {\an2}Oh! 744 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,320 {\an2}That's... What was that? 745 00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,640 {\an2}Tell me what that was. 746 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,160 {\an1}LAUGHTER 747 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,880 {\an2}Russell, get back there. No, Russell. 748 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,280 {\an2}Russell! 749 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,400 {\an2}OK, time for some answers. 750 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,040 {\an2}Russell, Babatunde, what have you got? 751 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,200 {\an2}What are the three shows? 752 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,560 {\an2}The first guy is from Football Focus, we think, 753 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,240 {\an2}as in he reads out the football results. 754 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,520 {\an2}OK, and then? 755 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,400 {\an2}Big Brother. And then three, India Fisher. 756 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,760 {\an2}From? 757 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,040 {\an2}That man said India Fisher. 758 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,800 {\an1}LAUGHTER 759 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,920 {\an2}OK. 760 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,040 {\an2}Jamie and Natasia? 761 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,200 {\an2}We struggled with number one, we went with Four In A Bed. 762 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,360 {\an2}Big Brother and MasterChef. 763 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,960 {\an2}Judi, Daisy, what are your three scribbles? 764 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,880 {\an2}We put MasterChef, Big Brother, 765 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,240 {\an2}Football...we're gonna say results. 766 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,520 {\an2}You know, like, the, "Wigan, one." OK, well, let's go... 767 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,160 {\an2}Well, please, tell us who you are in your iconic voices. 768 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,880 {\an2}My name is Jon Briggs 769 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,480 {\an2}and I am the voice of The Weakest Link. 770 00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,520 {\an2}Wow! 771 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,960 {\an2}CROWD: Ohh! 772 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,480 {\an1}APPLAUSE 773 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,720 {\an2}Yeah. 774 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,640 {\an2}And if you'd like an example... 775 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,280 {\an2}Jimmy was the Weakest Link, 776 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,480 {\an2}because he bagged the most money for the team. 777 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,240 {\an2}HMRC were the strongest link, because they found out. 778 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,320 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 779 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,240 {\an2}That's pretty good, that's pretty good. 780 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,200 {\an2}OK, and let's hear who you are in your iconic voice, please. 781 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,040 {\an2}It's day whatever it is in 782 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,760 {\an2}the Big Fat Quiz of Telly House and I'm Marcus Bentley, 783 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,240 {\an2}the narrator of Big Brother. 784 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,480 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 785 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,360 {\an2}A hell of a voice. India? 786 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,880 {\an2}And I'm India Fisher. 787 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,360 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 788 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,680 {\an2}And I describe parfaits, 789 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,840 {\an2}foams and veloutes on MasterChef. 790 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,440 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 791 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,920 {\an2}This is such a special moment for me, 792 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,560 {\an2}cos just in case you didn't know, 793 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,880 {\an2}I won one of the Celebrity MasterChefs for Christmas. 794 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,120 {\an2}What was your secret recipe? What did you microwave in there? 795 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,680 {\an2}I made a Jamaican-British fusion Christmas dinner, 796 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,880 {\an2}with a celeriac and all kind of shit. 797 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,000 {\an2}Is that how you described it, yeah? Exactly how I described it. 798 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,600 {\an2}Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 799 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,800 {\an2}Could you just say in your voice, 800 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,040 {\an2}a celeriac and all types of shit? Let's just... 801 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,200 {\an2}She made celeriac and all types of shit. 802 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,520 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 803 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,640 {\an2}It sounds pretty good when you say it. 804 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,880 {\an2}Let's check in on the scores. 805 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,800 {\an2}OK, so Russell and Babatunde have six points. 806 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,320 {\an2}Jamie and Natasia have six points. 807 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,120 {\an2}In the lead, Judi and Daisy with ten. 808 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,000 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 809 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,880 {\an2}All right, well, thanks so much to India, Marcus and Jon. 810 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,760 {\an2}India, if you wouldn't mind taking us to the break. 811 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,360 {\an2}Join us after the break, 812 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,840 {\an2}when Jimmy will be serving up his infamous Inland Revenue buffet, 813 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,800 {\an2}a selection of elaborate pork pies, a jammie dodger, 814 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,400 {\an2}but then a huge crumble and a slice of humble pie. 815 00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,960 {\an2}See you in five. 816 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,520 {\an2}Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz of Telly. 817 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,600 {\an2}We're asking the trickiest TV questions since mum said, 818 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,280 {\an2}"What do the coloured buttons on the remote actually do? 819 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,200 {\an2}This round is all about drama. 820 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,480 {\an2}In 2010, 821 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,680 {\an2}EastEnders celebrated 25 years on our screens with 822 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,320 {\an2}a special live episode. 823 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,680 {\an2}And it nearly ended in disaster, when five minutes in, 824 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,560 {\an2}a crew member tumbled down some stairs 825 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,160 {\an2}whilst carrying a big drum, 826 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,760 {\an2}and everyone thought the show was over. 827 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,760 {\an2}One of the biggest stars of the '80s 828 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,520 {\an2}and '90s was David Hasselhoff. 829 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,800 {\an2}Well, people think Hasselhoff was a big star, not really. 830 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,000 {\an2}In Knight Rider, 831 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,320 {\an2}he was literally the sidekick of a sat nav. 832 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 833 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,480 {\an2}All right, are you ready for more questions? 834 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,200 {\an2}Yes. Yes. It's all about dramas. 835 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,720 {\an2}OK, Game Of Thrones took the world by storm 836 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,840 {\an2}when it burst onto our screens in 2011. 837 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,240 {\an2}Pedro Pascal's character, Oberyn Martell, 838 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,680 {\an2}became a fan favourite. 839 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:01,000 {\an2}But Pedro recently claimed he had to ask fans 840 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,240 {\an2}to stop doing what when taking selfies, 841 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,760 {\an2}after he got an eye infection? 842 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,280 {\an2}Oh. 843 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,120 {\an2}My God, he's handsome, isn't he? 844 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,200 {\an2}RUSSELL: That would be a lovely dressing gown and all. 845 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 846 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,480 {\an2}I can see you in that, summer's morning, in your mansion. 847 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,320 {\an2}Dressing gown or Pedro? 848 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,400 {\an2}I'm fine with either. Fine with either. 849 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,440 {\an2}All right, so what were fans doing that gave him an eye infection? 850 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,400 {\an2}Take a look at these images of a much talked about episode from 851 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,320 {\an2}the final series of smash-hit drama Downton Abbey. 852 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,360 {\an2}All I want to know is, what happened? 853 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,920 {\an1}LAUGHTER 854 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,600 {\an2}We've got an absolute cracker. 855 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,040 {\an2}OK, I mean, that's gonna be filthy. 856 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,320 {\an2}That's all we know for sure. 857 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,760 {\an2}Next up, we've got a question from TV legend 858 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,520 {\an2}of Albert Square, Natalie Cassidy. 859 00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,200 {\an2}Hi, Jimmy. When I'm on set at EastEnders, 860 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,840 {\an2}I love a root round the props cupboard. 861 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,200 {\an2}But one item I've never got my hands on is 862 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:08,040 {\an2}a piece of vintage BBC memorabilia, 863 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,480 {\an2}which went on display in America in 2016. 864 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:12,840 {\an2}Whilst there, 865 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,320 {\an2}it needed a daily wipe down 866 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,680 {\an2}to protect it from amorous fans. 867 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,040 {\an2}But what was it? 868 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,520 {\an2}An item of costume from 1995, 869 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,680 {\an2}it needed a wipe down daily 870 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,600 {\an2}when amorous fans saw it in America in 2016. 871 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,920 {\an2}Lastly for this round, 872 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,800 {\an2}Breaking Bad is one of the most acclaimed TV series of all time, 873 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,160 {\an2}but fans of the show caused such a nuisance for 874 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,200 {\an2}the real owners of the White family home, 875 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,880 {\an2}they had to build a six-foot fence around the house. 876 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,000 {\an2}Why? 877 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,560 {\an2}Babatunde, Russell, 878 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,720 {\an2}sometimes it's nice to write down an answer, you know. 879 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,960 {\an2}It's just a weird place for a hedge, Jim, 880 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,520 {\an2}in the middle of the... 881 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,960 {\an2}You put a hedge around your house, you don't put it there. 882 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,280 {\an2}Alan Titchmarsh would lose his mind if he saw that. 883 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,480 {\an1}LAUGHTER 884 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,840 {\an2}Right, time for some answers. 885 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,080 {\an2}First up, I asked you what Game Of Thrones star Pedro Pascal 886 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,120 {\an2}asked fans to stop doing after taking selfies with him, 887 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,200 {\an2}when he got an eye infection. 888 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,760 {\an2}Now, Natasia, Jamie, 889 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,160 {\an2}you've seen Game Of Thrones, you'll know, what was it? 890 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,320 {\an2}Scratching their bum holes. 891 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,720 {\an2}And they gave him pinkeye. 892 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,280 {\an2}Because they'd been scratching their bum holes. 893 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,680 {\an2}Bum holes and touching his eye. 894 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,840 {\an2}I think I could probably give you a point for that. 895 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,600 {\an2}What?! No, no, no, no. 896 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,640 {\an2}I think I can. 897 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,720 {\an2}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE No way. 898 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,040 {\an2}No. That's the correct answer. 899 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,040 {\an2}Jimmy. It is the correct answer. 900 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,600 {\an2}It's half the correct answer. 901 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,080 {\an2}Well, what have you got as the answer? 902 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,880 {\an2}He had to stop that, 903 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,880 {\an2}because he got an infection in his eye, 904 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,560 {\an2}because of how he died in the show 905 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,000 {\an2}and that's what they were touching for to remind him, 906 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,200 {\an2}"Hey, that's how you died." 907 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,000 {\an2}I'm sorry and why did he get an infection? 908 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,560 {\an2}Cos they had very clean fingers, did they? Because they... 909 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,320 {\an2}No, they've been touching their bum holes. 910 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,440 {\an2}You get a point too. 911 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,840 {\an2}You get a point, you get a point. What did you put? 912 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,760 {\an2}Same, fingers in his eyes. Yeah, fingers in eyes. 913 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,320 {\an2}Fingers in the eyes. Let's take a look at the... 914 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,840 {\an2}It's surprisingly realistic looking. 915 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,320 {\an2}That's... CROWD: Eurgh! 916 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,160 {\an2}Yeah, that's not good. And that's, if you're interested, 917 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,960 {\an2}that's Babatunde's hair. 918 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 919 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,000 {\an2}He was happy initially with fans having a selfie 920 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,720 {\an2}with their thumbs in his eyes 921 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,280 {\an2}and then he got an eye infection and he went, 922 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,720 {\an2}"Oh, this has clearly been in 923 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,280 {\an2}"someone's bum bum, I'd better stop." 924 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,480 {\an2}OK, I asked you what caused these reactions, 925 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,800 {\an2}I'd call it overacting, 926 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,600 {\an2}from the final Downton Abbey series. 927 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,120 {\an2}Daisy, what have you gone for? 928 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,840 {\an2}Oh, we just put death. 929 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 930 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,160 {\an2}No, there was no death, 931 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,160 {\an1}but there was a medical emergency. DAISY GASPS 932 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,040 {\an2}Jamie, Natasia, what have you got? 933 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,360 {\an2}Could it be that they were watching 934 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,600 {\an2}Pedro Pascal's fans scratch their bum holes and touch his eye? 935 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,880 {\an2}Oh, hang on, yeah, oh, here we go. 936 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,680 {\an2}Everyone, Babatunde and Russell. 937 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,120 {\an2}They saw a black man. 938 00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 939 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,800 {\an2}Let's have a look. 940 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,680 {\an2}Your enthusiasm is getting the better of your manners. 941 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,480 {\an2}Oh! Can't we stop this beastly row? 942 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,760 {\an2}How I wish we could. 943 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,840 {\an2}Because I... I'm so sorry, I... 944 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,120 {\an1}GASPING 945 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,720 {\an2}Thomas, on his left side. Give me the napkins. 946 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,120 {\an2}I'll call the ambulance. Keep him warm, take my coat. 947 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,240 {\an2}What is it? His ulcer has burst. 948 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,840 {\an2}What? Will he be all right? 949 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,120 {\an2}We must get him to hospital as quickly as we can. 950 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,000 {\an2}Judi, what did you put in that turkey? 951 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 952 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,040 {\an2}It was Lord Grantham's stomach ulcer bursting at the dinner table. 953 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,360 {\an2}Ooh. OK. Natalie Cassidy asked you what iconic BBC piece 954 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,120 {\an2}of memorabilia needed a daily wipe down 955 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,040 {\an2}to protect it from amorous fans when it went on display 956 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,880 {\an2}in America in 2016? 957 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,200 {\an2}What did you put? 958 00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,680 {\an2}It was a Tamagotchi. 959 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 960 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,120 {\an2}Or... 961 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,480 {\an2}Well, say it with me, 962 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,920 {\an2}our answer was... 963 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,840 {\an2}Pedro Pascal's bum hole. 964 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,760 {\an2}Judi, Daisy, what? 965 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,800 {\an2}So, we thought of all the things that were around in 1995. 966 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,120 {\an2}Because, did you say one thing, or you said a number? 967 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,840 {\an2}What did you write? We just wrote Mr Blobby, 968 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,160 {\an2}Dalek, Take That. 969 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,720 {\an2}Tell me one of those got at least a point. You're very close. 970 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,840 {\an2}It was the shirt Mr Darcy wore in Pride And Prejudice. 971 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,520 {\an2}It's so funny, isn't it, that that was sexy in '95? 972 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,920 {\an2}It just looks like a fat lad in a dress. 973 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,000 {\an2}Do you know what I mean? The game's changed. 974 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,280 {\an2}All right, finally, 975 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,640 {\an2}I wanted to know what Breaking Bad fans were doing to 976 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,600 {\an2}the house the show was filmed in, 977 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,920 {\an2}that prompted the owners to have to build a six-foot wall. 978 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,800 {\an2}What did you all think? Babatunde, Russell? 979 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,040 {\an2}We just put shit hedge. 980 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,840 {\an2}It's not exactly the right answer, but, 981 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,160 {\an2}yeah, very good point. Judi, Daisy? 982 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,120 {\an2}We said taking naked pictures in front of the house. 983 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,040 {\an2}Natasia, Jamie? 984 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,920 {\an2}They were trying to throw a pizza on the roof. 985 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,280 {\an2}That's absolutely the right answer. 986 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,160 {\an1}APPLAUSE 987 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,400 {\an2}Fans were throwing pizza on the roof, 988 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,120 {\an2}to replicate the iconic scene. 989 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,640 {\an2}There's a delicious pizza, 990 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,960 {\an2}looking slightly worse for wear. 991 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,520 {\an2}OK. Time now for a special bonus round. 992 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,400 {\an2}Esteemed actor Charles Dance 993 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,880 {\an2}is gonna re-enact iconic moments from reality TV shows. 994 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,800 {\an2}All you need to do is tell me what shows they came from. 995 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,040 {\an2}Here's the first one, enjoy. 996 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,360 {\an2}Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane. 997 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,440 {\an2}You ruined my night completely, 998 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,480 {\an2}so you could have the money. 999 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,960 {\an2}But I hope now you've spent it on getting some lessons in grace 1000 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,720 {\an2}and decorum. 1001 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,120 {\an2}Because you have all the grace of 1002 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,800 {\an2}a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. 1003 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,240 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1004 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,960 {\an2}All right, have you written down what show you think that was from? 1005 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,720 {\an2}Yes. OK, let's have a look. 1006 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,160 {\an2}So, you think it was from, Russell, Babatunde? 1007 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,920 {\an2}Oh, Towie was a guess. Towie. 1008 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,920 {\an2}So, Towie. You've gone, Jamie and Natasia? 1009 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,120 {\an2}Come Dine With Me. 1010 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,400 {\an2}Judi, Daisy? 1011 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,160 {\an2}BOTH: Come Dine with Me. 1012 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,120 {\an2}It was, of course, Peter Marsh ranting at his competitor Jane 1013 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,480 {\an2}in Come Dine With Me. 1014 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,360 {\an2}Wow. Yes! 1015 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,280 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1016 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,040 {\an2}OK. That's the first one, here's the second one. 1017 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,760 {\an2}What TV show is this from? 1018 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,000 {\an2}I just feel like the birds are looking 1019 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,720 {\an2}a little bit more tasty in here. 1020 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,200 {\an2}That's the thing, 1021 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,520 {\an2}like, obviously, I fucking love houmous, 1022 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,440 {\an2}but at the moment, what's been going on is 1023 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,160 {\an2}we've been getting the houmous with the olive in it. 1024 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,440 {\an2}I just don't like the taste of it. 1025 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:47,080 {\an2}What I'm thinking is breadstick, celery, carrot. 1026 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,080 {\an2}Change it up. See how you feel. 1027 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,840 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1028 00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:01,280 {\an2}Yeah. It's an iconic moment of reality TV. Did you get it? 1029 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,000 {\an2}It's Love Island, I think. 1030 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,440 {\an2}OK. Hang on, I believe Natasia 1031 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,560 {\an2}and Jamie are just writing down Love Island, as we speak. 1032 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,040 {\an2}JUDI: That's a cheat. 1033 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,120 {\an2}So, cos Russell said Love Island, we went with Love Island. 1034 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,000 {\an2}OK. Judi. Love Island. 1035 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,880 {\an2}So, Love Island, Love Island, Love Island. 1036 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:19,960 {\an2}The right answer. 1037 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,120 {\an2}It's a classic moment. 1038 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,160 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1039 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,640 {\an2}That was Kem in Love Island talking about dipping his carrot in houmous. 1040 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1041 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,840 {\an2}Final one of these. 1042 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,800 {\an2}My hair, this is very expensive hair. 1043 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,440 {\an2}It's fucking frazzled. 1044 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,800 {\an2}Because you've only got straighteners in here, 1045 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,160 {\an2}you haven't got heated rollers. 1046 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,720 {\an2}So you'd better pay, 1047 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,960 {\an2}you can pay for me to have a new set of extensions. 1048 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,200 {\an2}The fucking hair is frazzled. 1049 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,960 {\an2}It's a fucking piss-take, 1050 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,480 {\an2}you're all taking the piss out of me. 1051 00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:00,000 {\an2}Why didn't you think of putting heated rollers in here? 1052 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,240 {\an2}Straighteners are what fucking weirdos use on their hair. 1053 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,840 {\an2}That's what you think of me. 1054 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,080 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1055 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,360 {\an2}Brilliant. Brilliant. 1056 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,160 {\an2}What was the show? 1057 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,560 {\an2}You're still writing down answers or not? 1058 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,800 {\an2}No, no, no, yeah, Big Brother. Big Brother. 1059 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,640 {\an2}Celebrity Big Brother. Celebrity Big Brother. 1060 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,960 {\an2}We actually put the person. Yeah, the person. Gemma Collins. 1061 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,120 {\an2}Well, that was unnecessary. 1062 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,760 {\an2}Yeah, we said that. We said that. 1063 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,400 {\an2}We said it to ourselves. But we said it. 1064 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,760 {\an2}Nice. Big Brother, Celebrity Big Brother. 1065 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,480 {\an2}Points, points, points. Yeah, good lad. 1066 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,080 {\an2}OK. All right, 1067 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,920 {\an2}let's see what that's done to the scores. 1068 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,640 {\an2}I can tell you that, well, currently in last place, 1069 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,160 {\an2}Babatunde and Russell with nine. 1070 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,600 {\an2}Jamie and Natasia with 11. 1071 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,520 {\an2}Judi and Daisy, with 14, in the lead. 1072 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,720 {\an2}Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1073 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,200 {\an2}Well, that's it for this part. 1074 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,680 {\an2}Will you be 100% faithful and join us after the break? 1075 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:55,160 {\an2}Or a disgusting traitor and turn over? We'll see, in five. 1076 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,200 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1077 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,040 {\an2}Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz of Telly. 1078 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,440 {\an2}It's like University Challenge, 1079 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,240 {\an2}but with less of the university 1080 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,280 {\an2}and much more of a focus on the challenged. 1081 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,280 {\an2}The next round is all about kids' TV. 1082 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,720 {\an2}The Teletubbies launched in 1997. 1083 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,040 {\an2}My favourite Teletubby is Eamonn Holmes. 1084 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,600 {\an2}He's on the telly and he's tubby. 1085 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,080 {\an2}In 1969, there was chaos on Blue Peter, 1086 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,000 {\an2}when a special guest, Lulu, the elephant, 1087 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,440 {\an2}pooped in the studio. 1088 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,200 {\an2}I don't know what the BBC did with that shit, 1089 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,240 {\an2}probably brushed it under the carpet like they did 1090 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,320 {\an2}with everything back then. 1091 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:36,760 {\an2}Comedy duo The Krankies 1092 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,960 {\an2}were all over our screens in the 1980s. 1093 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,400 {\an2}If you're not familiar with the Krankies, 1094 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,000 {\an2}Wee Jimmy Krankie was actually a woman just pretending 1095 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,320 {\an2}to be a man. 1096 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,000 {\an2}And that's the only time I'm gonna be allowed 1097 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,720 {\an2}to say that sentence without getting cancelled. 1098 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,680 {\an2}Right, time for some more questions, all about kids' TV. 1099 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,760 {\an2}First up, we've got a question from everyone's favourite magician bear, 1100 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,960 {\an2}it's Sooty and Sweep. 1101 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,520 {\an2}Hello, Jimmy! SOO: Hello, there! 1102 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,800 {\an2}It's Richard, Sooty, Sweep and Soo here. 1103 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,160 {\an2}Can you believe The Sooty Show's been on television 1104 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,360 {\an2}for over 60 years? 1105 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,560 {\an2}Mm, and as you know, we love getting into biscuits. 1106 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,760 {\an2}We certainly do. What's that, Sooty? 1107 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,040 {\an2}Sooty says he wants to know if your teams can tell him what 1108 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,240 {\an2}the BBC tried to ban in 1965, 1109 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,840 {\an2}because they thought it made the show too... I can't say that! 1110 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:19,920 {\an2}Too rude? 1111 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,160 {\an2}Too rude, thank you, Soo. Well, let's just say 1112 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,280 {\an2}they thought it made the show a little risque. 1113 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,760 {\an2}But what was it that caused the controversy? 1114 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,480 {\an2}Mm! SWEEP SQUEAKS 1115 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,760 {\an2}So, Sooty and Sweep 1116 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,760 {\an2}and Soo want to know what the BBC tried to ban from 1117 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:36,120 {\an2}the show in 1965 for fear of it being too rude. 1118 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,640 {\an2}Next up, episodes of which kids' TV show 1119 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,600 {\an2}prompted these tweets? 1120 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,040 {\an1}DAISY GASPS 1121 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,760 {\an2}And "watched this and now I'm pregnant." I know. 1122 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,240 {\an2}Oh, I bet you I know, I know what this is. 1123 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:54,280 {\an2}I know what this is. I felt a disturbance in the force. 1124 00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,080 {\an2}What is the show about? 1125 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,560 {\an2}TV. 1126 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,840 {\an2}It's about TV. 1127 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,280 {\an2}The whole thing's about TV. 1128 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,080 {\an2}Oh! 1129 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,480 {\an2}I thought it was a more general question. 1130 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,320 {\an2}Oh, well, next up, 1131 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,840 {\an2}we've got a question from the one and only Mr Blobby. 1132 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,040 {\an2}Blob, blob, blob, oh! CRASHING 1133 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,280 {\an2}Oh, right. Oh, oh. 1134 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,640 {\an2}Hi, Jimmy. Blobby blob, blob, blobby blob. 1135 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:22,400 {\an2}Blob, blob. Blob, blobby, blob. 1136 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:27,320 {\an2}Blob, blobby, blob. Blob, blob, blob. Blob, blobby. 1137 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,080 {\an2}Blobby. Bye! 1138 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,360 {\an2}Ah, oh, blob. 1139 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,160 {\an2}Blob, blob, blob, blob, oh, oh. 1140 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,560 {\an2}Oh, blobby. 1141 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:42,480 {\an2}Oh, blobby. Blobby. Oh, blobby! 1142 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:47,520 {\an2}Oh, blob. Blobby. Oh...oh. 1143 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,280 {\an1}MR BLOBBY EXCLAIMS 1144 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,440 {\an2}All right, I'll translate. 1145 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,160 {\an2}Mr Blobby wants to know who Patrick Clifton, 1146 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,840 {\an2}Samuel Peyton-Jones 1147 00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,240 {\an2}and Sir Topham Hatt are better know as? 1148 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,720 {\an1}DAISY GASPS 1149 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,240 {\an2}All big TV names. So who is Patrick Clifton, 1150 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,560 {\an2}Samuel Peyton-Jones 1151 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,480 {\an2}and Sir Topham Hatt, who are they better known as? 1152 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,600 {\an2}It's there, innit? I'm sensing it. Oh, my days. 1153 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,160 {\an2}Somebody get me Derek Acorah. Oh, my days. 1154 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,200 {\an2}OK, finally, under your desk 1155 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:16,520 {\an2}you've got a picture of TV icons the Teletubbies. 1156 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,920 {\an2}They've been on our screens since 1997. 1157 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,480 {\an2}All I want you to do is draw the accessories each of 1158 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,960 {\an2}the Teletubbies carries with them. 1159 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,920 {\an2}Oh. So they've each got a different accessory. 1160 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,040 {\an2}I just want you to draw the accessories 1161 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,080 {\an2}the Teletubbies carry with them. Oh, I know what it was. 1162 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,800 {\an2}I know what it was. It was one of those. 1163 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,440 {\an2}What's that? I don't know. 1164 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,640 {\an2}That looks like an omelette. 1165 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,400 {\an2}Yes, girl. Yes. Yes, girl. 1166 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,720 {\an2}Couldn't be easier? They got one accessory each. 1167 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,080 {\an2}They've been on our screens since 1997. 1168 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,840 {\an2}All right, OK, are you ready for answers? 1169 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,120 {\an2}Yeah. Yes. 1170 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,560 {\an2}You seem very confident, yeah, OK, all right. 1171 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,360 {\an2}So, Sooty, Sweep and Soo 1172 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,840 {\an2}wanted to know what the BBC tried 1173 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,720 {\an2}to ban from their show in 1965 for being too rude. Natasia? 1174 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,440 {\an2}We have the character called the Dead Grey Boy. 1175 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1176 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,360 {\an2}Very controversial. Sooty, Sweep, Soo and the Dead Grey Boy. 1177 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,880 {\an2}Very, very controversial time. 1178 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,640 {\an2}And what was the character of the Dead Grey Boy? 1179 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,120 {\an2}Well, he was originally just called, like, 1180 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,200 {\an2}Mitch and then he died on the show, 1181 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:19,680 {\an2}but then the public were like, "Are you kidding? Mitch?" 1182 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,560 {\an2}And then they went, "We'll bring him back, 1183 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,160 {\an2}"but we can't call him Mitch any more. Dead Grey Boy." 1184 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,840 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1185 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,320 {\an2}Hm, so close. 1186 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,040 {\an2}It's not that? 1187 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,160 {\an2}OK. No, what, Russell, Babatunde? 1188 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,240 {\an2}We had a black man. 1189 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,080 {\an2}Or Mary the Chatty Vagina. 1190 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1191 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,800 {\an2}It's not what's on the card. Judi, Daisy? 1192 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,800 {\an2}Sooty having a girlfriend? 1193 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,200 {\an2}That's the right answer, yeah. Well done. 1194 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:48,680 {\an2}Yeah. 1195 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,360 {\an2}Yes!It was... APPLAUSE 1196 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,040 {\an2}It was Soo herself, yeah. 1197 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,560 {\an2}They didn't want Sooty to have a girlfriend, 1198 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,400 {\an2}cos they thought it was a bit rude. 1199 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,120 {\an2}But they thought the name Sooty was all right? 1200 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1201 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,480 {\an2}Yeah. I mean... 1202 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,040 {\an2}Huh. OK. 1203 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,200 {\an2}I asked you what kids' TV show made viewers tweet... 1204 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:16,760 {\an2}What have you got? 1205 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,440 {\an2}Tom Hardy was reading CBeebies Stories. 1206 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,600 {\an2}Oh! 1207 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,640 {\an2}Women all over the nation lost it. 1208 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,800 {\an2}Natasia, Jamie? 1209 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,720 {\an2}Oh, I put Fleabag. 1210 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1211 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,880 {\an2}I thought maybe the 33-year-old woman was being ironic 1212 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,800 {\an2}or something. I don't know. 1213 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,440 {\an2}It's the kids' TV round, could the answer be Fleabag? 1214 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:39,920 {\an2}What did you put for this one? 1215 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,480 {\an2}We put, I don't know if anybody's watched Crazy Town, 1216 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,320 {\an2}but Sportacus in that is... 1217 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,000 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1218 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,400 {\an2}See? See? 1219 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,360 {\an2}Don't you think? 1220 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,600 {\an2}It was CBeebies Bedtime Stories, Tom Hardy, 1221 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,360 {\an2}Harry Styles and Rege-Jean Page, yeah. Wow, very nice. 1222 00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,240 {\an2}Mr Blobby asked you who Patrick Clifton, 1223 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,520 {\an2}Samuel Peyton-Jones 1224 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,640 {\an2}and Sir Topham Hatt are better know as? Now, Jamie and Natasia? 1225 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,840 {\an2}The Shoe People. 1226 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1227 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,080 {\an2}That's my go-to for anything I don't know in life. 1228 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,000 {\an2}Excellent. Judi, Daisy? 1229 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,400 {\an2}We... Fat Controller, we put Postman Pat, 1230 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,680 {\an2}but we put Screech from Saved By The Bell. 1231 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,960 {\an2}OK, so you got two out of three. Babatunde, Russell? 1232 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,720 {\an2}We got 'em all right, Fireman Sam, 1233 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,960 {\an2}Man like Postman Pat, and the Fat Controller. 1234 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,160 {\an2}Wow. Wow. 1235 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,400 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1236 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,880 {\an2}That was the right answer, yeah, OK. 1237 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,680 {\an2}We now come to our art round, 1238 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,440 {\an2}pictures of the Teletubbies' accessories. 1239 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,320 {\an2}Talk me through this. Daisy? 1240 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,760 {\an2}We've got Po with a scooter. 1241 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,080 {\an2}Oh, my God. Tinky-Winky with the bag. 1242 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,440 {\an2}With a... Yeah. Dipsy with the hat. 1243 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,720 {\an2}And then we did draw a cock for Laa-Laa. 1244 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,000 {\an2}And then we changed it to one of those. 1245 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,680 {\an2}One of those blowing fans. 1246 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,040 {\an2}You got, I can tell you, 1247 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,280 {\an2}you got three out of four right there. 1248 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,560 {\an2}What? Natasia, Jamie? 1249 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,480 {\an2}Well, surprising, I didn't watch Teletubbies, 1250 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:11,120 {\an2}but I knew it was sort of about positivity. 1251 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:15,520 {\an2}So I've got that Tinky-Winky held a banner that said, "Come on!" 1252 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,360 {\an2}And the green one said, "Let's do this." 1253 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,880 {\an2}And then I took the other two 1254 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,640 {\an2}and the yellow one has a gun and bullets. 1255 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,480 {\an2}It's a gun. Is that...? 1256 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,240 {\an2}That's a gun and bullets, is it? 1257 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,400 {\an2}That's a gun and there's the bullets. 1258 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,000 {\an2}That's for protection and, unfortunately, 1259 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,320 {\an2}his head keeps coming, so he's got a box of tissues. 1260 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,240 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1261 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,320 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1262 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,920 {\an2}Russell? 1263 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,280 {\an2}So, the purple lad's got, like, 1264 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:48,560 {\an2}a whip and he's got a Tesco Clubcard. Yeah. 1265 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,600 {\an2}And this lad's balancing a potato on his head. 1266 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,920 {\an2}And he's got a copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey. 1267 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,360 {\an1}Yeah. Yeah, so Laa-Laa, got a gun. NATASIA GASPS 1268 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,760 {\an2}Got a gun, yeah. 1269 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,320 {\an2}So we definitely got that one right. 1270 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,640 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1271 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,840 {\an2}Po has a microwave, you know what I'm saying? 1272 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,800 {\an2}All right, so, Po had a scooter. Yes! Laa-Laa had an orange ball. 1273 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,440 {\an2}Oh! Dipsy had a black and white top hat. 1274 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,680 {\an2}Tinky-Winky carries a red bag. 1275 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,560 {\an2}So, I mean, three out of four. 1276 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,080 {\an2}Well done, Daisy. Not bad, not bad. 1277 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,600 {\an2}OK, let's see what that's done to the scores. 1278 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,160 {\an1}PHONE RINGS 1279 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,720 {\an1}NATASIA CHUCKLES 1280 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,600 {\an1}RINGING CONTINUES 1281 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,880 {\an2}Hello? 1282 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,600 {\an2}It's the banker from Deal Or No Deal. 1283 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,280 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1284 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,000 {\an2}For you? Exactly! 1285 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,520 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1286 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,440 {\an2}The banker's offer is simple, OK? 1287 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,160 {\an2}He sent six boxes to the studio. 1288 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,400 {\an2}Under your desk, you've got boxes, grab them. 1289 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:53,960 {\an2}Some contain extra points, 1290 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,120 {\an2}some of them contain penalties. 1291 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,840 {\an2}You each get to pick one box as a team. 1292 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,880 {\an2}Whoever's got the most points gets to pick first. 1293 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,920 {\an2}You've all got to pick a box. 1294 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,680 {\an2}OK, so, 1295 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:07,560 {\an2}Judi, Daisy, you're in the lead, pick a box, 1296 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,640 {\an2}which box do you want to open? 1297 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,880 {\an2}Number... Let's get number one out the way. 1298 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,360 {\an2}OK, so this is what Daisy 1299 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,080 {\an2}and Judi have won from the banker. 1300 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,480 {\an1}DAISY GASPS 1301 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,280 {\an2}Double your points from the previous round. OK, so... 1302 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,360 {\an2}Yes! 1303 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,960 {\an2}Good. All right. 1304 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,080 {\an2}That's a huge win. 1305 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,160 {\an2}Russell, Babatunde, you get to pick a box. 1306 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,840 {\an2}Which box would you like to pick? 1307 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,840 {\an2}What do you fancy, pal? 1308 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,440 {\an2}We're gonna go with number three. 1309 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,280 {\an2}I would have gone with number one, if I were you, 1310 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,440 {\an2}but, yeah. Oh... OK, yeah, sure. 1311 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,720 {\an2}Oh, I love the idea of doing this. 1312 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,280 {\an2}OK. 1313 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:48,280 {\an2}Swap your points with the lowest scoring team. 1314 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,840 {\an2}Jamie and Natasia, you now have 13 points, 1315 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,920 {\an2}Russell and Babatunde, you now have 11 points. 1316 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,560 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1317 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,480 {\an1}PHONE RINGS 1318 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,680 {\an2}Oh. 1319 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,600 {\an2}Hi, who's this? 1320 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,080 {\an2}What do you mean, you've got a very particular set of skills? 1321 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,160 {\an2}I haven't got your daughter. 1322 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,120 {\an2}No, this is 5395. 1323 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,720 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1324 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,840 {\an2}Well, good luck, yeah. Fine, it happens. 1325 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:24,440 {\an2}OK. Jamie, Natasia, you get to pick a box. 1326 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,600 {\an2}What do you want? Number one, number one. 1327 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,120 {\an2}Can we do number one again? No, you can't do number one again, no. 1328 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,880 {\an2}Fi...five. 1329 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,040 {\an2}Five. Five. 1330 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,680 {\an2}JUDI GASPS Swap your points 1331 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,360 {\an2}with the highest scoring team. 1332 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,320 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1333 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,520 {\an2}Oh. Oh! 1334 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,280 {\an2}Wow. 1335 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,120 {\an2}Let's have a look 1336 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,320 {\an2}and see what that's done to the scores. I can tell you... 1337 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,080 {\an2}Oh! 1338 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,440 {\an2}In last place, Russell and Babatunde with 11. 1339 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,640 {\an2}Judi and Daisy have 13. 1340 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,440 {\an2}Jamie and Natasia are in the lead, with 26 points. 1341 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,720 {\an2}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE No! 1342 00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,560 {\an2}Oh, my God! 1343 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,200 {\an2}Time for a quick break. 1344 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,600 {\an2}I've got to nip backstage and sort something out, 1345 00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,360 {\an2}because I do in fact have Liam Neeson's daughter. 1346 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,560 {\an2}See you in a bit. 1347 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,520 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1348 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,640 {\an2}Welcome back to the show, 1349 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,520 {\an2}where I ask questions about memorable moments caught on camera. 1350 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,520 {\an2}It's like a fun version of Crimewatch. 1351 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,760 {\an2}This next round is all about music on TV. 1352 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,600 {\an2}Pop Idol's first series was won by Will Young 1353 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,040 {\an2}and made Simon Cowell a massive TV face. 1354 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,560 {\an2}Well, that and all the plastic surgery. 1355 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,320 {\an2}I mean, come on. 1356 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,120 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1357 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,640 {\an2}Between 2005 and 2014, 1358 00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,560 {\an2}X Factor acts had seven Christmas number ones. 1359 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,000 {\an2}I remember thinking, "This needs to stop." 1360 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,480 {\an2}And then LadBaby came along and suddenly, I miss it. 1361 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,840 {\an2}Bob the Builder had a number one single with 1362 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,080 {\an2}Can We Fix It? 1363 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,120 {\an2}Bob the Builder was helped by his cheery friends, 1364 00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,600 {\an2}Lofty, Scoop and Roley. 1365 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,560 {\an2}Less was seen of Portalooey, 1366 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,480 {\an2}who Bob would sit on for hours on end, 1367 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,800 {\an2}doing the Daily Star crossword and shitting out his full English. 1368 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,680 {\an2}MTV launched in 1981 and broadcast The Real World, 1369 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,760 {\an2}which spawned a whole genre of reality TV. 1370 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,040 {\an2}Without The Real World, 1371 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,440 {\an2}we never would have seen George Galloway pretend to be 1372 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,560 {\an2}a cat, Kinga frig herself with a wine bottle, 1373 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,240 {\an2}or Matt Hancock eat an anus. 1374 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,360 {\an2}That, my friends, is called a legacy. 1375 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,400 {\an2}We have some questions about music on TV. Here's the first one, right. 1376 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,800 {\an2}I'm still pissed off. 1377 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,360 {\an2}You're still...? LAUGHTER 1378 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,760 {\an2}What are you pissed off about? 1379 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,720 {\an2}Well, I mean, we worked hard, yeah, cos he was like, 1380 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,120 {\an2}"Collect the points, bitches." 1381 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,080 {\an2}And these bitches collected the points, 1382 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,240 {\an2}right, and then these two came along, 1383 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,160 {\an2}not even writing down an answer, 1384 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,720 {\an2}then they doubled up and took our... 1385 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,240 {\an2}I mean, what the rasclaat? And then, in the break, 1386 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,960 {\an2}I accidentally walked in on her on the loo. She did walk in. 1387 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1388 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,800 {\an1}APPLAUSE 1389 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,680 {\an2}Nice. All right. All right. 1390 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,560 {\an2}First question on music on TV. 1391 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,840 {\an2}Taylor Swift blew the minds of her fans back in 2015 1392 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,600 {\an2}when she duetted with a well-known TV star on stage. 1393 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,240 {\an2}They performed one of TV's most iconic songs, 1394 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:20,720 {\an2}made famous by the TV star themselves. What was the song? 1395 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,800 {\an2}Jimmy, give me the dance that would go with the song. 1396 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,800 {\an2}Ah, I... Yes! 1397 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,760 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1398 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:33,440 {\an2}Yes. I think Russell's left the gas on. Panic. 1399 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,720 {\an2}All right, I'm gonna play you three TV theme tunes. 1400 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,560 {\an2}However, they're gonna be played backwards. 1401 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,680 {\an2}All I want to know is, what TV shows are they from? 1402 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,240 {\an2}OK, here's the first one. 1403 00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,480 {\an1}BACKWARDS UPBEAT SONG PLAYS 1404 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,880 {\an2}OK. The next one. 1405 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,920 {\an1}BACKWARDS BRASS BAND MELODY PLAYS 1406 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,160 {\an2}Yep, yep, yep, yep. 1407 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,120 {\an2}And the final one. 1408 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,680 {\an1}BACKWARDS DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS 1409 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,360 {\an2}Oh, oh, oh! 1410 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,280 {\an2}That was scary as shit. 1411 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,240 {\an2}Yeah, it was scary, wasn't it? Yeah, man. 1412 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,920 {\an2}Next up, we've got a question from 1413 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,760 {\an2}RuPaul's Drag Race winner The Vivienne. 1414 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,560 {\an2}Hello, Jimmy. Now, 1415 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:32,240 {\an2}I beat off all the competition to snatch the crown in 1416 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:35,120 {\an2}the first ever series of RuPaul's Drag Race UK. 1417 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,120 {\an2}However, Girls Aloud's Nadine Coyle 1418 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,200 {\an2}wasn't so lucky when she was booted off 1419 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,600 {\an2}Popstars Ireland back in 2001. 1420 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,440 {\an2}Now, I love the drama of it all, 1421 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,240 {\an2}but can your teams tell me why she was kicked off the show? 1422 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,160 {\an2}Why was Nadine Coyle kicked off Popstars Ireland? 1423 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,280 {\an2}All right, take a listen to this track by Sir Tom Jones. 1424 00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,760 {\an1}MUSIC: It's Not Unusual by Tom Jones 1425 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,120 {\an2}# It's not unusual to be loved by anyone 1426 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:10,720 {\an2}# It's not unusual to have fun with anyone... # 1427 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,920 {\an2}Tom Jones. 1428 01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,960 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1429 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,360 {\an2}A much-loved '90s TV character created 1430 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,840 {\an2}an iconic dance move to that song. Oh, yes! 1431 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,080 {\an2}All I want to know is, what was the dance move? 1432 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,080 {\an2}Do you want to help us out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do want? 1433 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,800 {\an2}What do you want? Jamie and Natasia, 1434 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,680 {\an2}you've already got all of their points, 1435 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,440 {\an2}stop messing with them. 1436 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,320 {\an2}Yeah, don't, don't rub salt into the wound. 1437 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,720 {\an2}Do you need the answers for any of the other ones? 1438 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,040 {\an2}No, we just need an answer for... What the fuck is going on here? 1439 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,640 {\an2}I'm talking to Judi. 1440 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,360 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1441 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,800 {\an2}You put us in a position where we've ruined them. 1442 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,800 {\an2}We didn't ask for that. 1443 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,240 {\an2}No. 1444 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,800 {\an2}So, do you want to give me a right answer or...? 1445 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,920 {\an2}I wish I knew the answer. That's the whole thing, 1446 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,520 {\an2}that's the thing, you don't know jack shit. 1447 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1448 01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,120 {\an2}OK, all right. Answers. 1449 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,120 {\an2}I asked you what song Taylor Swift performed 1450 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:06,240 {\an2}when she duetted onstage with one of TV's biggest stars. 1451 01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:07,640 {\an2}What did you all put? 1452 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,720 {\an2}I think it was Smelly Cat with Phoebe from Friends. 1453 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,480 {\an2}OK, and what did you put, Jamie and Natasia? 1454 01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,440 {\an2}We put Smelly Cat by Phoebe from Friends. 1455 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,720 {\an2}OK, and what did you go for, Daisy, Judi? 1456 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,800 {\an2}BOTH: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 1457 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,080 {\an2}What was that, then? What was that clue where I was...? 1458 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,280 {\an2}In West Philadelphia, born and raised, 1459 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,560 {\an2}in the playground... 1460 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,080 {\an2}Yes, Taylor Swift sang Smelly Cat with Lisa Kudrow, 1461 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,640 {\an2}aka Phoebe from Friends. 1462 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,200 {\an2}Well, let's take a look from the excited point of view of 1463 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,920 {\an2}a Taylor Swift fan losing their mind. 1464 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,880 {\an1}CHEERING 1465 01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,640 {\an2}BOTH: # Smelly cat, smelly cat 1466 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:47,880 {\an2}# What are they feeding you? 1467 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:51,760 {\an2}# Smelly cat, smelly cat 1468 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,680 {\an2}# It's not your fault... # 1469 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,760 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1470 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:02,280 {\an2}I played you three iconic TV tunes, but backwards, 1471 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,720 {\an2}in order to summon the devil. Did you know what they were? 1472 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,960 {\an2}Here's the first one. 1473 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,280 {\an1}BACKWARDS UPBEAT SONG PLAYS 1474 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,840 {\an2}Did we all get that? 1475 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,000 {\an2}Flintstones. Flintstones. It's the Flintstones. 1476 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,840 {\an2}# Have a yabba-dabba... BOTH: ..doo time, yeah. 1477 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,240 {\an2}Let's have a listen. 1478 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,120 {\an2}# Flintstones, meet the Flintstones... # Yes! Hey! Yes! 1479 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,200 {\an2}Have you got the Flintstones? Yes. 1480 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,120 {\an2}Judi, did you get it? Yeah, we got it. Yes, we got this one. 1481 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,200 {\an2}OK, here's the second one. 1482 01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,360 {\an1}BACKWARDS BRASS BAND MELODY PLAYS 1483 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,880 {\an2}Babatunde? 1484 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,480 {\an2}Coronation Street. 1485 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,760 {\an2}Let's have a listen. 1486 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,800 {\an2}MUSIC: Theme from Coronation Street Come on.Yes! 1487 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,320 {\an2}Come on. APPLAUSE 1488 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:43,440 {\an2}OK. So points, points. I don't know, did you write Corrie? 1489 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,680 {\an2}Yeah. Yes, we did write Coronation Street. 1490 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,800 {\an2}OK. 1491 01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,440 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1492 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,720 {\an8}It is there on number three and then you've got arrows. 1493 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,320 {\an2}Sure, sure. Sure. 1494 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,000 {\an2}The third one sounded like this. 1495 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,320 {\an1}BACKWARDS DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS 1496 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:03,840 {\an2}That is scary. Did you get what this was? Natasia, Jamie? 1497 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,840 {\an2}We put The Twilight Zone? 1498 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,880 {\an2}Yeah, it was scary, but, no. Judi? 1499 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,120 {\an2}We put EastEnders.EastEnders. LAUGHTER 1500 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,520 {\an2}OK, Babatunde, did you get this? 1501 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:14,960 {\an2}No, we got Stranger Things. 1502 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,720 {\an2}Oh. Oh. 1503 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,400 {\an2}Ah. I think you're all gonna kick yourselves. Let's have a listen. 1504 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,200 {\an1}MUSIC: Theme from Succession 1505 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,120 {\an2}ALL: Oh! Luther, is that Luther? 1506 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,400 {\an2}No, it's Succession. 1507 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,440 {\an2}Yeah. Oh. Oh. 1508 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:29,800 {\an2}The Vivienne asked why Girls Aloud's Nadine Coyle 1509 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,720 {\an2}was booted from Popstars Ireland. What did you put? 1510 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:33,800 {\an2}Cooking meth. 1511 01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,800 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1512 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,200 {\an2}Jamie and Natasia, what did you put? 1513 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,360 {\an2}She lied about her age. Yes. 1514 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:40,600 {\an2}Oh, she did, yeah. 1515 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,560 {\an2}Well, you should have written that, then, shouldn't you? 1516 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,200 {\an2}Daisy, did you get this? 1517 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:48,080 {\an2}Yes, we did. Lied about age, but on the sort of sideways. 1518 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:49,360 {\an2}Well, let's take a look at 1519 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:53,960 {\an2}the acting masterclass that is Nadine Coyle lying about her age. 1520 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,480 {\an2}Nadine Coyle, I'm from Lark Hill in Derry. 1521 01:03:56,520 --> 01:04:02,360 {\an2}Date of birth's 15/06/85, making me a Gemini. 1522 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:07,040 {\an2}And...what date of birth did I say now? 15th... 1523 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,240 {\an2}PRODUCER: We asked you yesterday your date of birth? 1524 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:11,880 {\an2}I gave you the wrong date of birth. Are you sure? 1525 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,960 {\an2}Aye. Definitely? What is your date of birth? 1526 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,960 {\an2}I gave 15/06/87 or something. 1527 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,600 {\an2}I said... No, you said '85. 1528 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,040 {\an2}WHISPERS: '85. 1529 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:23,160 {\an2}Which means that you wouldn't be 18. 1530 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,320 {\an2}I would be 16. Yeah. 1531 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,400 {\an2}No, I gave the wrong date of birth. 1532 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,280 {\an2}What's your date of birth? '83. 1533 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,040 {\an2}And that's what I says to them last night, I says, 1534 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,320 {\an2}"I think I gave her the wrong date of birth, I think." 1535 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:34,920 {\an2}Have you got your passport? 1536 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,000 {\an2}Mm-hm. With you? 1537 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:37,880 {\an2}Uh, no, oh, should have it with me. 1538 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,200 {\an2}NARRATOR: Nadine still seems confused about her date of birth. 1539 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,160 {\an2}I played you Tom Jones, It's Not Unusual, 1540 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:51,880 {\an2}and asked what iconic dance move from 1541 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,160 {\an2}the world of TV accompanied that song? 1542 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,240 {\an2}It was all that, wasn't it? Well, play the music, let's do the full... 1543 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,800 {\an2}Oh, yeah. 1544 01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,760 {\an1}MUSIC PLAYS, AUDIENCE CLAPS 1545 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,080 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah! 1546 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,480 {\an2}Yeah. 1547 01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,640 {\an2}Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's the thing, yeah. 1548 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,760 {\an2}Oi, should get the point for that. 1549 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,480 {\an2}Well, shall we treat ourselves to a look at 1550 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,600 {\an2}the iconic '90s hilarious dance? 1551 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,600 {\an2}It's pretty good. It still delivers. Have a look. 1552 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:18,840 {\an1}MUSIC: It's Not Unusual by Tom Jones 1553 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:22,800 {\an2}# It's not unusual to be loved by anyone 1554 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:29,320 {\an2}# It's not unusual to have fun with anyone 1555 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:33,840 {\an2}# But when I see you hanging about with anyone... # 1556 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:37,520 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1557 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:38,640 {\an2}And, yeah. 1558 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:43,000 {\an2}Points, points, points. No, no, we don't get points. 1559 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,960 {\an2}Why don't you get points? We pretty much put... 1560 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,160 {\an2}I need to be truthful and honest. We just put Carlton. 1561 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,680 {\an2}Yeah, that'll do. Will it do? Oh, great. Jamie, shut up. 1562 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:52,560 {\an2}Oh, no, no, because, no, 1563 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:56,680 {\an2}because at least we can leave here being seen as just sort of honest. 1564 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,560 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1565 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,480 {\an2}You just got full points, you're gonna win. 1566 01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:03,200 {\an2}But it doesn't feel right. 1567 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:09,400 {\an2}OK. It's time for another bonus question and to help me, 1568 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,360 {\an2}please welcome my very own Masked Singers. 1569 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,840 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1570 01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:21,520 {\an2}Oh! 1571 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:25,000 {\an2}These four are all former talent show contestants 1572 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,600 {\an2}who are wearing masks from TV shows. 1573 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,600 {\an2}All I want you to do is write down the character of the mask 1574 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,040 {\an2}and the person underneath. 1575 01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,520 {\an2}Oh, right. Character of the mask, person underneath. 1576 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,400 {\an2}No, no, no, no, no. 1577 01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:36,520 {\an2}Oh! 1578 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:41,600 {\an2}There's three TV characters, four Masked Singers. 1579 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,120 {\an2}OK, so have you all got characters? 1580 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,760 {\an2}Have you all got singers written down? Yes. Yes. 1581 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,880 {\an2}OK, so the first one, what did you put? 1582 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,520 {\an2}Trini from Power Rangers. 1583 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,040 {\an2}Trini, yeah. We would have accepted "the yellow one". 1584 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:54,360 {\an2}Did you get the yellow one? 1585 01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,960 {\an2}Yeah, we got the yellow one, Sabertooth. 1586 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,560 {\an2}Jimmy, we just put Power Rangers. 1587 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,280 {\an2}Yeah, that's fine. OK, Power Rangers. 1588 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,040 {\an2}Who do you think those masks are in the middle? 1589 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,200 {\an2}Squid Game/The Cube. 1590 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,480 {\an1}LAUGHTER 1591 01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,840 {\an2}OK, what did you put? 1592 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:09,120 {\an2}Squid Game. Squid Game. 1593 01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,480 {\an2}Squid Game. OK, Squid Game. 1594 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,280 {\an2}And this one, the one closest to me? 1595 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,640 {\an2}Doctor Who, Cyberman. 1596 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:16,600 {\an2}Cyberman, we put... Doctor Who. Yeah, we put that. 1597 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,280 {\an2}So it was the Cyberman from Doctor Who. 1598 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,880 {\an2}Who was underneath? Did you get this? 1599 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,720 {\an2}Yes, we did. Yes. Oh, who do you think? 1600 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,440 {\an2}I thought the yellow one could only be Honey G. 1601 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,120 {\an2}Honey G, who I get mistaken for a lot. 1602 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,080 {\an2}All right, and then, what, did the others get that? 1603 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:29,880 {\an2}Honey G, yeah. Honey G. 1604 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,400 {\an2}Yellow Power Ranger, take your mask off. 1605 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:37,520 {\an2}ALL: Take it off, take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Take off. 1606 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,480 {\an2}Hey! It's Honey G. 1607 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,720 {\an2}Honey G! Honey G, 1608 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,560 {\an2}who I believe Daisy May Cooper is keeping for parts. 1609 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,040 {\an2}OK. The middle ones, 1610 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,440 {\an2}I'd be surprised if you didn't get this. 1611 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,400 {\an2}It's The Cheeky Girls. # I'm the cheeky girls. # 1612 01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:53,040 {\an2}OK, so Squid Games, if you take off your masks now. 1613 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,760 {\an2}ALL: Take it off, take it off, take it off. 1614 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,400 {\an1}CHEERING 1615 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,520 {\an2}And then, who's this fine figure of a man? 1616 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,120 {\an2}Wagner. We went for Chico. 1617 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:04,800 {\an2}GASPING Of It's Chico Time. 1618 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,480 {\an2}RUSSELL: Oh, it is, it is. Chico Time! 1619 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,680 {\an2}What did you write down? We just put The Voice. 1620 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,120 {\an2}OK. 1621 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:14,320 {\an2}ALL: Take it off, take it off. Take it off. 1622 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,360 {\an1}CHEERING 1623 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:18,480 {\an2}Chico, everyone. 1624 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,520 {\an2}Very nice to have you all here. Thank you. 1625 01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:26,200 {\an2}Are you all still performing? Yeah. Yeah, still performing. 1626 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:28,320 {\an2}Can you rap for us, rap? 1627 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,400 {\an2}# H to the O... # Oh! 1628 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:31,120 {\an2}# To the N to the E, to the Y 1629 01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,000 {\an2}# To the G, it's Honey G 1630 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,560 {\an2}# H to the O, to the N 1631 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,400 {\an2}# To the E, to the Y, to the G 1632 01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:37,720 {\an2}# It's Honey G 1633 01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:40,360 {\an2}# When I say Honey, you say G 1634 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:41,600 {\an2}# Honey ALL: # G 1635 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:42,880 {\an2}# Honey ALL: # G... # 1636 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,320 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1637 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:48,080 {\an2}And Cheeky Girls, can you still dance and sing? 1638 01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:49,840 {\an2}We can still dance and sing, yes. 1639 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:51,280 {\an2}# I'm a cheeky girl... # 1640 01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:52,840 {\an2}Do you want to come here and do it? Yes. 1641 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,440 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1642 01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,640 {\an2}I've lost all control here. 1643 01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:04,360 {\an2}ALL: # We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls 1644 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:08,400 {\an2}# You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys 1645 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:11,600 {\an2}# Cheeky, cheeky Cheeky, cheeky... # 1646 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,800 {\an1}CHEERING 1647 01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:15,400 {\an2}I mean, sure, sure. 1648 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,000 {\an2}All right, at the end of that, 1649 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,360 {\an2}let's see what it's done to the scores. 1650 01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:25,040 {\an2}OK, so, in last place, currently, Russell and Babatunde, 1651 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,080 {\an2}with 19 points. 1652 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,520 {\an2}Judi and Daisy have 22. 1653 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:30,840 {\an2}Out in the lead, Jaime and Natasia, with 37 points. 1654 01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:32,880 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1655 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,120 {\an2}Time for a break now. 1656 01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:35,960 {\an2}Please give it up for our special guests, Honey G, 1657 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,280 {\an2}The Cheeky Girls and Chico. What time is it, Chico? 1658 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,640 {\an2}# It's Chico time. # 1659 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,760 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1660 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:44,400 {\an2}Pop the kettle on, it's Chico time. We'll be back in five. 1661 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,080 {\an2}Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz of Telly. 1662 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,640 {\an2}If you're still with us, I can only assume it's not bedtime yet, 1663 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:02,960 {\an2}or the batteries in the remote have broken. 1664 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,880 {\an2}This next round is all about science on telly. 1665 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,680 {\an2}Television went from black-and-white to colour in 1967, 1666 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,480 {\an2}although looking at the presenters back then, 1667 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,320 {\an2}they did keep it mainly white. 1668 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,080 {\an2}In 2007, 1669 01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:18,280 {\an2}Channel 4 launched medical reality series Embarrassing Bodies, 1670 01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,440 {\an2}and the main takeaway from Embarrassing Bodies was that 1671 01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:24,400 {\an2}you definitely shouldn't watch it whilst eating your takeaway. 1672 01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:27,240 {\an2}Notable episodes of Embarrassing Bodies included 1673 01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,600 {\an2}Man Producing Breast Milk and Bloke With Micro Penis. 1674 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:35,080 {\an2}What can I say? I was young and I was excited to be on TV. 1675 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,800 {\an2}All right, time for some questions on science on TV. 1676 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:40,520 {\an2}Netflix '80s throwback Stranger Things 1677 01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:43,480 {\an2}sees the children of Hawkins pitted against evil monsters 1678 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,880 {\an2}from an alternative dimension, the Upside Down. 1679 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:48,400 {\an2}The three main monsters are based on characters from 1680 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:51,320 {\an2}Dungeons and Dragons. Can you name them? 1681 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:56,840 {\an2}The three main monsters from Stranger Things. 1682 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,800 {\an2}Back in 2009, Benedict Cumberbatch narrated 1683 01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:02,960 {\an2}a BBC Two Natural History documentary called South Pacific. 1684 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:07,400 {\an2}His voiceover attracted online ridicule, but can you remember why? 1685 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:11,080 {\an2}I don't think he's real. 1686 01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,000 {\an2}He was invented to trick Americans. 1687 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,680 {\an2}Yeah. Do you think? 1688 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:19,640 {\an2}Imagine going to school being called Benedict Cumberbatch. 1689 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,600 {\an2}Question three in this round, all about science. 1690 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:25,000 {\an2}What do Phil Mitchell's shooting, 1691 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,960 {\an2}the first Pop Idol final 1692 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,600 {\an2}and the 1990 World Cup semifinal all have in common? 1693 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:33,160 {\an2}They all fucking happened on a Sunday. 1694 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,720 {\an2}How were you in the lead at any point? 1695 01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,000 {\an2}OK. Final question in this round, 1696 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,560 {\an2}we go across to the one and only Mr Stephen Fry. 1697 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:56,920 {\an2}Hello, Jimmy. Looking good, aren't I? 1698 01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:01,520 {\an2}Now, I played C, the head of MI6 in Doctor Who, 1699 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:05,080 {\an2}so I know my Sonic Screwdriver from my Sisterhood of Karn, 1700 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:09,680 {\an2}but can your teams tell me what the Doctor's vehicle, 1701 01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:13,360 {\an2}TARDIS, stands for? 1702 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:16,880 {\an2}OK, so Stephen wants to know what Doctor Who's TARDIS stands for. 1703 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,000 {\an2}Right, time for some answers. 1704 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:21,760 {\an2}OK. So I asked you to name 1705 01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:24,000 {\an2}the three monsters from Stranger Things. 1706 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,920 {\an2}Judi, Daisy, I imagine you got this right. Super-easy, go on. 1707 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:28,880 {\an8}Vecna. Yep. Oh! 1708 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,600 {\an8}Question mark, Daffodil. 1709 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,840 {\an2}Vecna, question mark, daffodil. 1710 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,320 {\an8}OK, well, one of those is right. 1711 01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:42,840 {\an8}Jamie, Natasia? 1712 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,920 {\an8}Kevin. 1713 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:51,120 {\an8}And then two, Dirty Rainbows. And three, Demogorgon. 1714 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:52,400 {\an8}Demogorgon is right. 1715 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:56,320 {\an8}So, Vecna, Demogorgon. Russell, Babatunde? 1716 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,680 {\an8}Clare Balding. 1717 01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,200 {\an2}Which one do you think's Clare Balding? 1718 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,600 {\an2}The one in the middle, that's Clare Balding. 1719 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:04,000 {\an8}That's what she can summon. 1720 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:05,560 {\an8}That's not Clare Balding, 1721 01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,680 {\an8}but when Clare Balding is enraged, 1722 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:10,520 {\an8}like, if someone steals her parking space at Waitrose... Bang! 1723 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,520 {\an8}..she's trying to iron in, someone just goes in, 1724 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:14,640 {\an8}before you know it, shram! 1725 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,200 {\an2}The answer is actually the Mind Flayer, 1726 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,240 {\an2}but you're so close, yeah. Oh! Yeah, well, you know, 1727 01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:24,800 {\an2}you say potato, I say Clare Balding. 1728 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,000 {\an8}So it was Vecna, 1729 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:28,640 {\an8}the Mind Flayer and the third is Demogorgon. 1730 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:31,120 {\an2}I asked you why Benedict Cumberbatch's voiceover 1731 01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,600 {\an2}for a BBC documentary attracted online ridicule. 1732 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:34,880 {\an2}What did you all put? 1733 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:38,840 {\an8}We put that he looks like an otter. 1734 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:40,800 {\an8}Yeah, but it was a voiceover, so. 1735 01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,600 {\an8}All right, Daisy, Judi? 1736 01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:45,640 {\an8}He sounded like a seal. 1737 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:47,760 {\an8}Jaime, Natasia? Pengwongs. 1738 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,680 {\an8}He kept calling penguins pengwongs, 1739 01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:52,600 {\an8}like he had something up his nose. 1740 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:55,640 {\an8}It's exactly the right answer. RUSSELL: Oh, there you go. 1741 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,040 {\an2}Oh, my goodness. 1742 01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:00,200 {\an2}Well, let's take a listen, shall we? 1743 01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:04,960 {\an2}And the last thing you might expect to see here... 1744 01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:10,200 {\an2}is pengwings. 1745 01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:13,880 {\an2}These are Fjordland crested pengwings, 1746 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,480 {\an2}named after this corner of South New Zealand, 1747 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,160 {\an2}and their funky hairdo. 1748 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:24,600 {\an2}So why are these woodlands so attractive to pengwings? 1749 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,840 {\an2}A freshwater steam through the forest 1750 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:30,040 {\an2}makes a handy highway for a parent pengwing heading home 1751 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,680 {\an2}from a fishing trip with a crop full of food. 1752 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,400 {\an2}He sounds so plausible, though, 1753 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:40,000 {\an2}you kind of wanna go with it. Yeah. 1754 01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,760 {\an2}Maybe I've been getting it wrong all these years. 1755 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:45,680 {\an8}Well, I think we can rest assured it's not pangwongs. 1756 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:50,560 {\an8}You almost want the penguin to go, "It's penguin, you dick." 1757 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,720 {\an2}OK. I asked you what Phil Mitchell's shooting, 1758 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:53,960 {\an2}the first Pop Idol final 1759 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,160 {\an2}and the 1990 World Cup semifinal have in common? Did you get this? 1760 01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:58,880 {\an8}Was it like that millions of tellies were on, 1761 01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:00,000 {\an8}because they were like, massive, 1762 01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:03,520 {\an8}it was watched and there were like kettles being boiled? 1763 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:05,120 {\an8}That is it. OK, what did you get? 1764 01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:06,200 {\an8}You rushed us and I just wrote 1765 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:10,240 {\an8}"the thing when Lineker did a poo on the pitch." 1766 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,120 {\an8}And you think that also happened when Phil Mitchell was shot. 1767 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:15,040 {\an8}I don't know, I don't know. And the first Pop Idol final, 1768 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,920 {\an8}we think Gary Lineker did a shit in it? 1769 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:21,000 {\an8}Well, they're all scary moments. 1770 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:22,160 {\an8}Judi, Daisy? 1771 01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,040 {\an8}All happened on a Sunday. 1772 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:29,520 {\an8}And you think they're the only three things 1773 01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,680 {\an8}that have ever happened on TV on a Sunday? 1774 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:33,640 {\an8}Well, I think they all happened on a Sunday 1775 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:38,520 {\an8}and it was quite a massive event. It had lots of, like, kettles on. 1776 01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,880 {\an8}On that particular Sunday. 1777 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:43,560 {\an8}Some bullshit going on. OK. 1778 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,960 {\an8}Each caused kettle power surges, known as TV pick up. 1779 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,920 {\an8}It's the moment during a popular TV event 1780 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,880 {\an8}when viewers unwittingly cause a huge surge of demand 1781 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,520 {\an8}for electricity on the National Grid 1782 01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:56,440 {\an8}by boiling the kettle at the same time. Points over there. 1783 01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,040 {\an8}Good. 1784 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:02,280 {\an8}Finally for this round, 1785 01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:05,000 {\an8}Stephen Fry asked you what TARDIS stands for. 1786 01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,240 {\an8}Did you all get this? 1787 01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:08,120 {\an8}Yes. OK, what have you got? 1788 01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:09,480 {\an8}Massive but small. 1789 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,600 {\an8}A grower, not a shower kind of thing? 1790 01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:15,720 {\an8}No, just, you go in, you think it's small, 1791 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:19,720 {\an8}you go in there, it's fucking massive. 1792 01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:21,200 {\an8}So, Jamie, Natasia? 1793 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:25,000 {\an8}Yeah, Teleportation And Really Dangerous Incredible Shed. 1794 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,000 {\an2}You'd make a sort of great Doctor Who, I think. 1795 01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:38,120 {\an8}RUSSELL: Oh, he would. Thank you. Yes. Oh, he would. 1796 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,840 {\an8}Don't you think you'd be amazing as Doctor Who? You'd be incredible. 1797 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,400 {\an8}That feels great. 1798 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:46,400 {\an8}Babatunde, Russell, what did you get? 1799 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:49,920 {\an8}Travelling Around Regularly Dropping Intrigue, Spectacular... 1800 01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:52,440 {\an8}It was the same mechanism, not as good. 1801 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:58,240 {\an8}It stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. 1802 01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:01,040 {\an8}Oh, lovely, yeah. 1803 01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,920 {\an2}OK, time now for a special bonus round. 1804 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:06,240 {\an2}Here are some classic TV moments which have been subtly improved. 1805 01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:08,240 {\an2}You probably won't notice the difference. 1806 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,040 {\an2}We're gonna play in the clip. All I want you to do is 1807 01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:12,960 {\an2}tell me what TV character I've replaced. 1808 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,440 {\an2}The character name is what we're looking for. 1809 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:15,800 {\an2}Here's the first one. 1810 01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,960 {\an8}When I'm an old man, I think I'll look like Pat Butcher. Oh! 1811 01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:44,240 {\an8}OK, what answers have we got? 1812 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,480 {\an8}Frank Butcher. 1813 01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:46,800 {\an8}Well, if you can speak like that, 1814 01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,840 {\an8}why don't you always speak like that? Did you like that? 1815 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:52,320 {\an8}Lovely. Jamie and Natasia? 1816 01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:53,760 {\an8}Frank Butcher. 1817 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:54,800 {\an8}OK. And? 1818 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,080 {\an8}All right, I was gonna write Butcher, 1819 01:17:57,120 --> 01:18:00,080 {\an8}but you guys stopped it when I made, like... 1820 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:04,520 {\an8}When I was supposed to finish it. So it looks like Frank Bu. 1821 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:06,600 {\an8}OK, Frank Butcher, OK, points, points, points. 1822 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:10,760 {\an2}It was me as Frank Butcher, seducing Pat Butcher in Eastenders. 1823 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,360 {\an2}Here's the original steamy moment. 1824 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,800 {\an2}That's me. 1825 01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:18,560 {\an2}Basically the same. My God, that's you in 20 years. 1826 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,760 {\an2}That's me now if I hadn't had the work done. 1827 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,960 {\an2}All right, let's go. Next one. 1828 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,400 {\an2}Officers of your rank normally appreciate politics 1829 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:31,800 {\an2}as much as policing. 1830 01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,680 {\an2}Yes. 1831 01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:36,160 {\an2}I'm interested in one thing and one thing only. 1832 01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:39,640 {\an2}And that's bent coppers. 1833 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:41,800 {\an2}OK, what's the character name? 1834 01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:44,920 {\an8}I don't know his name, but he does say "Mother of God" a lot. 1835 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:47,840 {\an8}So that's two, two points, please. 1836 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,680 {\an8}He goes, "Mother of God." 1837 01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:51,840 {\an2}Judi, Daisy? 1838 01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:53,520 {\an8}PC World. 1839 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,160 {\an8}It's not right, no. 1840 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:08,720 {\an8}No, it's Line of Duty, right? And he's PC World. 1841 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:11,120 {\an8}Oh, no, I got it, but it's not right. 1842 01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,320 {\an8}OK, did you get this, Natasia? 1843 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:15,520 {\an8}I said, H. Cos he's something H. 1844 01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:17,040 {\an7}SHE GASPS 1845 01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:20,000 {\an8}I can't remember the rest of it. 1846 01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:23,000 {\an8}Line of Duty. Line of Duty. H. 1847 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,680 {\an8}It was me as passionately determined cop 1848 01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:29,040 {\an8}Ted Hastings in full boss mode in Line of Duty. 1849 01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:32,560 {\an2}There's no difference on this one, look. There. 1850 01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:33,600 {\an2}Wow. 1851 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:37,560 {\an8}All right, now, this next one, it's highly erotic, 1852 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:39,800 {\an8}is all I'm gonna say. Good luck. 1853 01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:41,840 {\an8}You're a pretty lad. 1854 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:44,800 {\an2}Girls would claw each other's eyes out to get naked with you. 1855 01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:48,840 {\an2}Walk. 1856 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,360 {\an2}I could teach you how to do it. 1857 01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:54,840 {\an2}I know how to do it. 1858 01:19:58,480 --> 01:20:01,000 {\an2}You know nothing, Jon Snow. 1859 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,120 {\an2}OK, so did you all get that? What was the character called? 1860 01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:11,320 {\an8}She was either called Yvette, Ingrid, 1861 01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:15,160 {\an8}or to be safe, we had Jon Snow's girlfriend. 1862 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,120 {\an8}Er, Ygritte. 1863 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:18,480 {\an8}Ygritte, there you go. Yeah. 1864 01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:19,600 {\an8}Did you get it, Jamie and Natasia? 1865 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:22,520 {\an8}I went for, she married Kit Harington and she has red hair. 1866 01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:26,800 {\an8}Wilding Rose, question mark. 1867 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,560 {\an8}Judi, Daisy, what did you put? 1868 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:29,960 {\an8}I put Game of Thrones, 1869 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:33,640 {\an8}one of the sisters that shagged her brother, or cousins, or the king. 1870 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:37,720 {\an8}It was me as Ygritte, 1871 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:40,120 {\an8}seducing Jon Snow in Game of Thrones. 1872 01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:42,480 {\an2}Very tense moment. Let's have a look. 1873 01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:43,760 {\an2}I think I wore it better. 1874 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:46,640 {\an2}All right, let's check in on the scores. 1875 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:49,360 {\an8}OK. Russell, Babatunde, you've got 24. 1876 01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:52,520 {\an8}Judi, Daisy, you've got 24. Jamie and Natasia, 1877 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,920 {\an8}you've got 40 points, in the lead. 1878 01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,360 {\an2}Why? Why? 1879 01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:58,840 {\an2}What happened there? 1880 01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:01,240 {\an2}That's it for this part. See you after the break for the show that, 1881 01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,840 {\an2}like a fart on a treadmill, just keeps lingering on. 1882 01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:05,080 {\an2}See you in five. 1883 01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:17,240 {\an2}Welcome back to the final part of The Big Fat Quiz of Telly - 1884 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:19,880 {\an2}the Water Cooler Round. It's like Doctor Who, isn't it? 1885 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,320 {\an2}We just keep coming back. 1886 01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:24,840 {\an2}In 1982, Channel 4 launched with an episode of Countdown. 1887 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:28,000 {\an2}Despite being over four decades old, Channel 4 still fulfils 1888 01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:31,680 {\an2}and incredibly important role in today's broadcasting landscape - 1889 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,600 {\an2}paying my mortgage. 1890 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:37,320 {\an2}Netflix launched a streaming service in 2007. 1891 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,840 {\an2}It's incredible. Personally, I can't believe they offer 1892 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:42,800 {\an2}all those TV shows, films and comedy specials and all for the low, 1893 01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:46,160 {\an2}low price of knowing the maiden name of your next door neighbour. 1894 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:51,000 {\an2}Sitcom Only Fools And Horses started in 1981. 1895 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:53,200 {\an2}Del Boy wanted to be a social climber. 1896 01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:56,000 {\an2}But, for him, going upmarket meant going up the market. 1897 01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:00,840 {\an2}Only Fools And Horses was the first-ever British TV show 1898 01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:03,680 {\an2}to come with a Trigger warning. 1899 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:06,040 {\an8}That's all right. That's all right. 1900 01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:09,480 {\an2}But it was just to warn viewers that Trigger was in it. 1901 01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:13,000 {\an2}'90s sitcom Friends was about, well, friends living in New York. 1902 01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:16,040 {\an2}The cast were such good friends in real life that after it finished 1903 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:19,840 {\an2}in 2004, it only took 17 years and two million dollars each 1904 01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,840 {\an2}to get them back in a room together. 1905 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:23,800 {\an2}Basically, inseparable. 1906 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,880 {\an2}All right, final round of questions. 1907 01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:29,080 {\an2}What do Flowery Twats, 1908 01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:33,000 {\an2}Farty Towels and Fatty Owls all have in common? 1909 01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:40,080 {\an8}Flowery Twats, Farty Towels, Fatty Owls. 1910 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,600 {\an2}OK? Second question in the final round. 1911 01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:45,440 {\an2}TOWIE burst onto our TV screens in 2010, 1912 01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:49,400 {\an2}blessing the UK with new words such as "reem" and "vajazzle". 1913 01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:52,400 {\an2}But can you fill in the blanks of this TOWIE mantra? 1914 01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:55,280 {\an2}No what before what? 1915 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:07,320 {\an2}OK, next up, we've got a question from everyone's favourite TV chef, 1916 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:09,200 {\an2}Ainsley Harriott. 1917 01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:12,520 {\an2}Hello, Jimmy. Well, I've been cooking on TV for the best part of 1918 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:15,000 {\an2}30 years and, over that time, 1919 01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:17,600 {\an2}I've pretty much seen and heard it all. 1920 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:20,320 {\an2}But, back in 2020, 1921 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:24,040 {\an2}Nigella Lawson managed to surprise everyone. 1922 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:27,160 {\an2}She was making mashed potato over on BBC Two 1923 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,760 {\an2}and did something that was described 1924 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,760 {\an2}as one of the defining moments of the year, 1925 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:35,080 {\an2}had viewers in stitches, and Nigella explained herself, 1926 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:38,080 {\an2}it's a camp joke that became a habit. 1927 01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:40,360 {\an2}What did she do? 1928 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:44,040 {\an8}OK. So Ainsley wants to know what Nigella Lawson did in 2020 1929 01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:45,480 {\an8}that had viewers howling with laughter 1930 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:49,000 {\an8}and was described as one of the defining moments of the year. 1931 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:50,920 {\an8}Final question in this round. 1932 01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:53,920 {\an8}What do James Van Der Beek from Dawson's Creek, 1933 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,760 {\an8}Ian Beale from Eastenders, 1934 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:59,440 {\an8}Rylan Clark and Kim Kardashian have in common? 1935 01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:03,200 {\an8}They love barging holidays. 1936 01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:05,160 {\an8}All right, everyone finished? Let's have some answers. 1937 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,120 {\an2}I asked you what Flowery Twats, 1938 01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:11,160 {\an2}Farty Towels and Fatty Owls all have in common? Did you get this? 1939 01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,680 {\an2}Yes. OK, Jamie, Natasia? 1940 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:16,480 {\an8}Fawlty Towers sign. They could never get it right. 1941 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,680 {\an2}He's only gone and bloody got it right. 1942 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:22,440 {\an8}And then, Judi, Daisy, you got Fawlty Towers? 1943 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:24,320 {\an8}Yes. OK. Yeah, yeah. Fawlty Towers. 1944 01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:25,520 {\an8}Fawlty Towers, let's have a look. 1945 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,560 {\an8}This is the classic inventive running gag. 1946 01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:31,920 {\an2}All right, I asked you to fill in the blanks 1947 01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:35,520 {\an2}of the iconic TOWIE mantra, no what before what? 1948 01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:38,560 {\an8}No GCSEs before coke. 1949 01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:42,360 {\an2}No. 1950 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:44,480 {\an8}Carbs before Marbs. 1951 01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,000 {\an8}OK, Natasia, Jamie? 1952 01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:49,040 {\an8}Carbs, Marbs. 1953 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:51,360 {\an8}Carbs and Marbs. Adorable. 1954 01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:53,920 {\an8}All right. Yeah, no carbs before Marbs. 1955 01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:55,040 {\an8}Yes. Good. 1956 01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:00,440 {\an2}Ainsley Harriott asked you what Nigella Lawson did 1957 01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:02,840 {\an2}that was described as a defining moment of 2020 1958 01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,120 {\an2}and had viewers howling in laughter. What did you all put? 1959 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:08,280 {\an8}Is that when she pronounced micrawivey, is it that one? 1960 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,320 {\an8}Jamie, Natasia? 1961 01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:11,600 {\an8}Meecro-wavay. 1962 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,640 {\an8}Meecro-wavay. Daisy, Judi? 1963 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,520 {\an8}We just put nip slip. 1964 01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:20,760 {\an2}Let's have a look and see if it's a nip slip. 1965 01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:25,160 {\an2}Now I'm aiming for quite a solid mash at this stage, 1966 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:28,400 {\an2}but I still need a bit of milk, full fat, 1967 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:32,240 {\an8}which I've warmed in the meecro-wavay. 1968 01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:35,720 {\an8}Yes, it was when she pronounced microwave as meecro-wavay. 1969 01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:37,680 {\an8}OK. I asked you what James Van Der Beek 1970 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,120 {\an2}from Dawson's Creek, Eastenders' Ian Beale, 1971 01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:41,960 {\an2}Rylan Clark and Kim Kardashian all have in common? 1972 01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:45,880 {\an8}They run a dog fighting syndicate. 1973 01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:48,240 {\an8}Correct answer. 1974 01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:50,280 {\an8}Yeah, they're all involved in dog fighting. 1975 01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:51,880 {\an8}All right, Daisy? 1976 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:56,240 {\an8}We put, they all lived in motorhomes at one point. 1977 01:25:56,280 --> 01:26:00,560 {\an8}Natasia, Jaime? We... Jaime said they're all humans. 1978 01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:08,160 {\an8}Then I thought, maybe they were all on Dani Minogue's team for XFactor. 1979 01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:11,560 {\an8}You thought Kim Kardashian was on Dani Minogue's team? 1980 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:13,560 {\an8}She gets about. 1981 01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:17,680 {\an8}I can tell you, their TV crying faces all became memes. 1982 01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:19,800 {\an8}Oh! Ah! 1983 01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:22,160 {\an8}Oh, look at that. 1984 01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:25,120 {\an8}Kim Kardashian's iconic sad meme face there. 1985 01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:28,240 {\an2}James Van Der Beek giving an acting masterclass there. 1986 01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:32,360 {\an2}I don't know what he's upset about. Presumably, his crying face. 1987 01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:34,560 {\an2}All right, let's check in on the scores. 1988 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,680 {\an8}Russell, Babatunde, you've got 26. 1989 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,120 {\an8}Judi, Daisy, you've got 26. 1990 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:40,520 {\an8}Jaime and Natasia, you're in the lead with 43. 1991 01:26:40,560 --> 01:26:43,720 {\an2}It's all to play for as we go into the final round. 1992 01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:46,080 {\an2}It is ten points per correct answer. 1993 01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:47,400 {\an2}Oh, hello. 1994 01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:50,640 {\an2}Join us as we play Catchphrase with TV catchphrases. 1995 01:26:53,480 --> 01:26:55,000 {\an2}Proper telly, this. OK. 1996 01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:56,960 {\an2}I'm gonna show you three catchphrases 1997 01:26:57,000 --> 01:27:01,600 {\an2}from the world of telly, with the help of TV legend, Mr Chips. 1998 01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:03,720 {\an2}AUDIENCE: Whoo! 1999 01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:05,600 {\an2}That's the correct response. OK. 2000 01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:07,680 {\an8}If you think you know the TV catchphrase, 2001 01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:10,800 {\an8}buzz in and answer. OK, fingers on buzzers. 2002 01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:14,160 {\an8}Here's your first Catchphrase of TV catchphrases. 2003 01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:20,880 {\an1}BUZZER 2004 01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:23,160 {\an8}Eat my shorts. 2005 01:27:25,320 --> 01:27:26,480 {\an2}Yes! 2006 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,560 {\an2}Yeah. OK. 2007 01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:33,160 {\an2}You're up to 36 points. 2008 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,760 {\an2}AUDIENCE: Whoo! 2009 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:36,960 {\an2}OK, all right, next one. Buzz in if you think you know the answer. 2010 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,840 {\an2}TV catchphrase, here we go. 2011 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:40,920 {\an2}What's Mr Chips dressed as? 2012 01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:45,040 {\an8}He's only got one what? 2013 01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:47,040 {\an8}Say what you see. 2014 01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:48,080 {\an8}Yeah? 2015 01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:49,800 {\an8}He's a one-eyed yellow man. 2016 01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:54,520 {\an8}One eye is good, yeah, but, yeah, let's go again. 2017 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:56,000 {\an8}One o'clock. 2018 01:27:57,360 --> 01:27:59,440 {\an2}Terrible answer. OK, let's go again. 2019 01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:01,160 {\an2}Look what's going on, OK. 2020 01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:05,720 {\an2}What's the job? 2021 01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:09,800 {\an7}BUZZER One-eyed maid? One-eyed maid. 2022 01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:11,520 {\an8}One-eyed maid on the clock. 2023 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:15,160 {\an8}What's her TV catchphrase? 2024 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:18,240 {\an8}One-eyed maid and serving... Buzz in. 2025 01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:20,360 {\an8}One-eye maid... One-eyed maiden. 2026 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:23,240 {\an8}What's a famous thing people say on telly. One-eye maid...? 2027 01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:25,240 {\an8}Oh, yeah! One I made earlier! 2028 01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:28,320 {\an8}One I made earlier! One I made earlier. 2029 01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:30,160 {\an2}I buzzed already. 2030 01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:32,320 {\an8}Jimmy, I buzzed first. He said it first. I said it. 2031 01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:33,680 {\an8}He did. Jimmy, I buzzed first. 2032 01:28:33,720 --> 01:28:34,920 {\an8}I think Russell and Babatunde. 2033 01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:36,520 {\an8}No, they did not. 2034 01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:42,360 {\an2}OK, you've got 36, 2035 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:45,200 {\an2}you've got 36, you've got 43. It's all on this. 2036 01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:47,600 {\an8}OK. Whoever gets this wins the game. 2037 01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:49,480 {\an2}Here you go. RUSSELL EXHALES HEAVILY 2038 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:56,160 {\an1}BUZZER 2039 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,480 {\an8}Soggy bottom? 2040 01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:00,240 {\an8}Is the right answer. 2041 01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:02,840 {\an7}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2042 01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:06,280 {\an8}O-o-o-oh, my God! 2043 01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:09,320 {\an2}Well, that's it. Let's check in, 2044 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,920 {\an2}and the final scores are... 2045 01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:15,320 {\an2}36, 36, the winners, with 53, Jamie and Natasia Demetriou. 2046 01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:16,920 {\an2}You've won. 2047 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:18,600 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2048 01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:22,080 {\an2}Thank you. Congratulations. 2049 01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:24,840 {\an2}That's it. A big thank you to our brilliant panel of special guests, 2050 01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:25,960 {\an2}and thank you for watching. 2051 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,760 {\an2}I'm Jimmy Carr. This has been The Big Fat Quiz of Telly. 2052 01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:30,400 {\an2}Goodnight. 2053 01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:59,480 {\an8}Subtitles by Red Bee Media