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["C'est La Vie" by B*Witched plays]
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♪ Ah, ohh ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Ah, ohh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Ah, ohh ♪
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{\an8}♪ I said, hey, boy
Sittin' in your tree ♪
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{\an8}♪ Mummy always wants you
to come for tea ♪
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{\an8}♪ Don't by shy
Straighten up your tie ♪
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♪ Get down from your tree house
Sittin' in the sky... ♪
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[woman] Coco, Sophie, Mel, and I
met in middle school,
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and we were instantly best friends.
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Sophie was the sweetest girl
you've ever met.
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Hey, guys, I got us mixtapes.
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- [girl] You're kidding.
- Oh, my gosh.
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[squeals, giggles] Thank you so much.
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[woman] Coco was a total badass.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Hey, get back here! I'm gonna
stomp your fucking ass, bitch!
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♪ ...blow you away ♪
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♪ Say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't... ♪
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[woman] And Mel...
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Guys, look, I just stole a Mercedes.
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Mel was completely insane.
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Holy shit.
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- [honking]
- [Mel] Come on, get in.
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- [sustained honk]
- I'm not gonna stop
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until you get in.
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- Wanna go?
- Okay.
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- Can we go?
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- ♪ Say you'll do... ♪
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[woman] We stayed super close
over the years.
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{\an8}All through high school,
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{\an8}and our 20s
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and our 30s.
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We always had the best time together.
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But unfortunately,
our lives have gotten so busy
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with our kids
and our families and our jobs,
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we never really get to see
each other anymore.
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As for me,
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I've been buried in work
for the last six months.
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This court finds for the plaintiff
and awards him full restitution.
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- Case is adjourned.
- [gavel bangs]
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- Ah.
- Thank you for your great work.
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- Of course. Congratulations. [chuckles]
- Thank you.
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- I'll call you later. Okay.
- [client] Okay.
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Hey, great job today.
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Thanks. You too. You did great.
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Honestly, I'm glad you won.
My client is such an asshole.
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[laughs] I've had my share of those.
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So, I don't usually do this,
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but now that the case is over,
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can I take you to dinner?
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Oh. Are you looking for a job?
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[chuckling] What? No.
No, because I like you.
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
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Are you, uh--
are you asking me on a date?
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- I was trying to.
- [chuckles]
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Oh, yes. Okay. I would-- yes.
I would love that.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, I'm good at dating.
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- Great.
- Uh-huh.
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When's good for you?
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Okay. Um. Oh, let me look.
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Let's see here.
So, I can't do this weekend.
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And then my son has soccer playoffs.
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And my dad is getting his hip s-surgery.
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[sharp inhale] Back in trial again. Um...
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There-- July 19th?
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- You mean three months from now?
- Mm. [soft chuckle]
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The joys of being a single mom.
[chuckle]
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You know what? If something opens up,
why don't you give me a call?
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- Yes. Okay. I will do that.
- Nice to see you.
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All right.
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Bye.
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[sighs]
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- That was sad.
- [phone ringing]
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- [phone beeps]
- Hi.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm sorry. Okay.
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Okay. Yeah. Be right there.
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[man] Sophie!
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[Sophie] I'm coming!
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[mouthing]
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[man] Sophie!
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Where were you?
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I was at my son's recital,
like I mentioned.
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[stammers] You can't just
leave me like that.
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I needed lunch, and no one was here.
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I was scared.
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I know. I know. It's okay, Toby.
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I got you lunch on my way back.
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Oh, okay. Great. Well, just,
uh, do I get a choice?
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I've just got to eat whatever
you've decided?
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12-piece sashimi platter,
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pork gyoza, and seaweed salad.
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Fuck! That's exactly what I wanted!
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Yes, I know. Do you need a bib?
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No. I'm not a baby.
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No, of course not.
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No, you are the parking lot
king of California.
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Yes, I am. [chuckles]
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Okay. Do you need anything else?
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Yes. Yes, actually, I do.
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Um.
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Last night was a total disaster.
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A light bulb died
in my second beach house,
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and I had to change it myself.
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Oh, Toby, I am so sorry.
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I need you to stay on top of my needs.
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Anticipate. You know? Anticipate.
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- Absolutely.
- Okay.
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[mouthing]
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[car door opens, closes]
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I still don't understand why
we have to exchange the kids
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in, like, a neutral location.
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Because every time we exchange
the kids at my house,
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you break plates
and you make fun of my penis.
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Okay, I don't...
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Can I just have my kids, please?
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Okay, girls.
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- Have a good week.
- Hi!
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Oh, my God, I missed you so much!
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You look so cute. Look at those boots.
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- Mommy!
- Hi, bubba! Oh, my God!
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- Okay, here you go.
- Say bye to Daddy.
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Have fun. I love you. Good bye.
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Bye, Daddy. Bye, Margaret.
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Oh, Margaret's here. Amazing.
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That is awesome.
Put your seatbelts on.
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Why you letting that hoochie
around my kids?
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She's my girlfriend, Coco,
and she's great with the kids.
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How is it even possible that my husband
left me for an older woman?
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You're supposed to leave me
for, like, Gigi Hadid.
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Not Ina Garten.
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- She's not Ina Garten.
- No, truly,
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does she just, like, turn you on
with her Velcro sneakers?
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I'm not entertaining this.
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- Hey, bub!
- Hey, Mommy.
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We can hear everything
you're saying.
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Oh, you can? That's, um...
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That's not great.
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Mommy, why are you always so mad?
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That's a great question. I, um...
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I'm gonna say bye to Daddy, okay?
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- Did you put them up to this?
- I-- You know I didn't.
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This feels like
you put them up to this, Roger.
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Did she put them up to this?
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No, no, she did not put them up to this.
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Have you thought about...
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I don't know, maybe going to therapy?
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Oh, my God, with the therapy!
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You gotta shut the fuck up
about the therapy.
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Look, I just think a good therapist
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might be able to help you with your...
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with your anger issues.
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Are you calling me an angry Black woman?
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No, no, no. I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying-- I'm not--
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No one's calling...
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not calling her an angry Black woman.
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Let me tell you something.
I am mixed, motherfucker, okay?
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And my Black side is cool
as hell right now.
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Truly, she is wall-twerking
at the Essence Fest,
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living her best life in
a white outfit with no stains.
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But my white side? Ooh, baby!
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You just pissed my white side off.
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It's like you just asked me
to put shoes on at Walmart,
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and I ain't gonna do it.
You understand what I'm saying?
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I don't. I don't understand
what you're saying, Coco.
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Can we be done with this now, please?
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Okay.
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Goodbye, Margaret.
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Your hair looks nice today.
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She's not deaf.
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Whatever.
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Mama, you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, baby, I'm just, um...
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[sighs] Yeah, these are tears
of joy, you know?
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I'm just, like, really,
really happy to see you, so...
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Everything in my life
is going really well.
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It's going great.
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[dog yips]
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Sorry I'm late, you guys.
My day was crazy.
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- Oh, this is the best part.
- [gunshots on tv]
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Oh, what are you--
Are you watching Pulp Fiction?
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- No! No, no, no, no. Uh-uh.
- What are you doing?
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Travolta's about to get
shot in the bathroom.
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Hey, why don't you guys go
upstairs and get ready for bed,
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and I'll be up in a second,
okay? Because it's 11:30.
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I'm gonna say goodnight
to your uncle, okay?
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[chuckles feebly]
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Jesus, what did you do in here?
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I was teaching the kids how to cage fight.
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I won every round.
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Oh.
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Oh, by the way,
the dog took a dump on the rug.
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But don't worry, I put a napkin over it.
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Bye.
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[phone ringing]
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["Marie Kondo" by Rachel Chinouriri plays]
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[phone rings, beeps]
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- Hey, Dad. How you feeling?
- [indistinct chatter over phone]
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- Mm-hmm? [sighs]
- [chatter continues]
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- Oh, well...
- [chatter continues]
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Okay, you should probably
listen to your doctor,
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because he knows more
about medicine than the guy from YouTube.
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Right?
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- [chatter continues]
- Uh-huh?
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- [line beeping]
- No, but you... Hello? Hello?
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["Marie Kondo" continues]
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[sighs]
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♪ I'm getting rid of everything ♪
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♪ Starting with you ♪
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♪ Starting with you ♪
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♪ I'm learning
What a fool I've been ♪
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♪ For starting with you ♪
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- Oh. Hi.
- Hi!
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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All good.
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- [Sophie] Is Mel coming?
- No.
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I think she's in France.
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You want, like, a latte or something?
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No, no, no. I have exactly four minutes
before my boss needs me back,
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so can we just
jump right in and talk about
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what we're gonna do
for Jane's birthday?
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Let's do it. I can't wait. I'm so excited.
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All right. So I was thinking...
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Murder Mystery dinner party.
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Um...
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Girl, I worry about you sometimes.
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- [chuckles]
- All right, birthday girl.
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- What do you want to do?
- Uh.
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Honestly, I want to just lay down
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and have someone roll me up into a rug
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and just sleep.
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- That's it?
- Yeah.
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Okay. You want to sleep.
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Maybe, um, a spa weekend, you know?
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- Um, massages, champagne...
- [Jane] Oh, yeah.
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...big comfy robes, totally stress-free.
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Oh, my God. That sounds so nice.
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That does.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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The last time I had a massage
was, like, my last mammogram.
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Wow. Good for you.
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Get that mammogram,
you little dirty bitch.
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[giggles]
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Have you guys ever been
to the Solaris Eden Beach?
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00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,222
- Uh, no.
- I've been. It's amazing.
250
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,182
[Jane] That sounds really nice.
251
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:25,310
- So should I book it?
- Should you...? [laughs]
252
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:27,729
[Jane] What?
253
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,981
No. Oh, no. I ca-- I can't.
254
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,566
I thought we were just joking around.
255
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,445
Yeah. There's no way I can
go away for an entire weekend.
256
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,864
My schedule's crazy. It's...
257
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,325
This is why we need
a spa weekend, you guys, okay?
258
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,536
We never do anything
for ourselves anymore. We don't.
259
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,955
When is the last time
we had an adult hang?
260
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,749
Like, a real adult hang
with, like, a pillow fight,
261
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,000
and, oops, my tit fell out?
262
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,878
We don't have to get that
crazy, but maybe we do!
263
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,048
I don't know!
But we're not doing that shit.
264
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:58,426
We're doing birthday parties
at Skyzone and Chuck E Cheeses,
265
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,055
trying not to get the norovirus.
What the fuck?
266
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,099
Truly. I mean, when's the last time
267
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,476
- we had an adult hang?
- It's been a minute.
268
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,855
Hanging out with your friends
is essential to our survival.
269
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,233
Do you understand? So come on.
Let's fight for this.
270
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,776
- Yep.
- [Coco] Come on, birthday girl.
271
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,069
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- [Coco] What's up?
272
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,028
- [Coco] You want to do this?
- Mm-hmm!
273
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,405
- [Coco] Let's do this.
- Let's do this.
274
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,531
Sophie.
275
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,368
Okay. You know what? Screw it.
276
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,746
I am gonna ask my boss for a weekend off,
277
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,832
and I'll get my husband to watch the kids.
278
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:29,916
Yeah, girl!
279
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,711
I will call the expensive babysitter,
280
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,671
the one who doesn't fuck
her boyfriend in my bed.
281
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,714
Bitch, I know that's right.
282
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,507
I can't believe she did that.
That is so wild.
283
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,259
You should burn those sheets. But yes!
284
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,094
Come on! We're doing it.
285
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,470
Wait, wait, wait, though.
286
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,973
Uh... Do we need to invite Mel?
287
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,766
No. She's a lunatic.
288
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,935
We're going to a spa, not Vegas.
289
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,271
Well, you know what?
She's a part of our friend group,
290
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:55,025
so doesn't it feel kind of
mean to not invite her?
291
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,944
She's gonna find out that
we all went away without her.
292
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,906
Or perhaps we're just adults,
293
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,074
and we admit
that she's gonna ruin the vibe
294
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,701
because she's bat shit crazy.
295
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,456
Fine. We will not invite Mel.
296
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:13,668
Yes! Oh, my God. I am so excited!
297
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:14,878
[phone chimes]
298
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,088
- I just booked a room.
- What?
299
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,966
We're going on a spa weekend, bitches!
300
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,469
[cheering]
301
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,430
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Am I ready? ♪
302
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,224
♪ I'm ready to go... ♪
303
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,391
- [Jane cheers]
- ♪ Am I ready? ♪
304
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,478
- Oh, my God!
- Ready, girl?
305
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,396
- [Jane] Yes!
- Here we go!
306
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,689
[laughs]
307
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,149
- ♪ ...to be loved ♪
- ♪ To be loved ♪
308
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,776
♪ Am I ready? ♪
309
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,152
♪ You deserve it right now ♪
310
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,946
♪ 'Cause I want it ♪
311
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,614
♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪
312
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,949
♪ Am I ready? ♪
313
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,575
♪ You gon' figure it out ♪
314
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,202
- ♪ To be loved... ♪
- [thumps]
315
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,954
♪ To be loved ♪
316
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,666
♪ You found me
I was fed up with the fantasy ♪
317
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,668
♪ What you wanna do?
Think I'm ready, ooh ♪
318
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,295
♪ Think you like that
Think you like that ♪
319
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,714
♪ When I clap back like that ♪
320
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,007
♪ Let me know ♪
321
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,343
- ♪ Am I ready? ♪
- ♪ Yesterday ♪
322
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,471
♪ I would have run away ♪
323
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,348
♪ And I don't know why ♪
324
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,850
- [Sophie] So cool!
- Yeah!
325
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,894
- Look at this place!
- Come on.
326
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,105
Namaste and welcome
to Solaris Eden Beach.
327
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,940
Oh, namaste.
328
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,859
- You checking in today?
- Oh, fuck yes.
329
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,403
Thank you.
330
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,030
Excuse me. What?
331
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,032
- Hello.
- Oh, my God.
332
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,119
- [gasps]
- Fuck yes.
333
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,578
Oh, my God.
334
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,039
- Wow.
- Are you kidding me?
335
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,082
[Jane] It's gorgeous.
336
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,834
It's better than I remember it,
to be honest.
337
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,919
- It's beautiful.
- It's amazing.
338
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,588
- It was good! Yes.
- Here?
339
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,716
[women giggle]
340
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,675
[Jane] Hello.
341
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:48,138
Welcome, Ms. Walsh,
Ms. Bellinger, and Ms. McCloud.
342
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,097
[Jane] Hello.
343
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,224
Oh, wow. I love it
that you know all of our names,
344
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,059
but it's also kind of creepy.
345
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,686
My name is Ayurveda.
346
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,396
- Hmm!
- Oh.
347
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,690
May I offer you a hibiscus water
348
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,734
or a complimentary glass of champagne?
349
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,485
- [both] Champagne.
- Oh, hibiscus water.
350
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,071
- Cham-- Champagne.
- Mm-hmm.
351
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,531
Champagne makes me fart.
352
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,533
We didn't need to know that,
sis, but I love you.
353
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,035
- Ooh. Wow.
- [Coco] Yum.
354
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,911
- [Coco] Look at that.
- Thank you.
355
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,122
- So French.
- Ooh.
356
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,249
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
357
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,001
- [women giggle]
- I have you staying in
358
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,337
our serenity villa for the
next two nights. Are there any
359
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,339
spa appointments I could book
for you at this time?
360
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,548
- Yeah.
- Yes, all of them.
361
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:27,385
Oh, well, we do have
over 45 spa treatments.
362
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,763
Read them to me, Ayurveda.
363
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,515
- Deep tissue massage.
- Yes.
364
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,267
- Exfoliating facial.
- Yes.
365
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,852
- Mud bath.
- Yes.
366
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,812
- Goat yoga.
- What kind of goats?
367
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,231
- Nigerian dwarf.
- Then yes.
368
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,192
- Guided meditation.
- Ew, boring. No.
369
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,361
What? No, that could be good for us.
370
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,781
What is a guided meditation?
371
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:51,201
It's a one-hour mental cleanse
372
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,037
led by our guru-slash-general manager,
373
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,165
- [whispering] Shanti.
- Who's Shanti?
374
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,250
I am Shanti.
375
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,754
Oh, shit.
376
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,798
Wow, she looks like girl Jesus.
377
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,342
- I want to touch her hair.
- No.
378
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:12,263
I sense a great deal of stress
and anxiety in all of you.
379
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,682
Come to my guided meditation.
380
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,726
I will heal you.
381
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,354
I love you, Shanti.
382
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:21,940
[chuckles]
383
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,359
- Wow.
- Okay, ladies.
384
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,694
The bellman will now
escort you to your villa.
385
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,452
[Sophie] Wow, this place is gorgeous!
386
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,704
BELL[man] Thank you. It's lovely
having you ladies over here.
387
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,207
Are we celebrating anything at all or...?
388
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,127
- [Coco] Jane's birthday!
- BELL[man] Oh! Happy birthday, Jane!
389
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,670
- [Jane] Thank you!
- [Coco] Wow!
390
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,463
Okay, ladies, and on your right,
you're gonna see
391
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,799
our swimming pool
filled with alkaline water,
392
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,009
and over there is actually Aquarius,
393
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,972
the only poolside cafe in the world
to receive two Michelin stars.
394
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,640
- Delicious!
- Mm!
395
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,685
BELL[man] And here is one
of the outdoor yoga classes.
396
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,687
- Huh.
- Holy shit!
397
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,398
[Jane]
Is that guy even real?
398
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,067
My lady boner is thick.
399
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,194
- [Sophie] Jane, he's looking at you!
- [Jane] No.
400
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,529
Yes, he is.
401
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,865
Jane, he is checking you out.
402
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,701
Maybe he has a lazy eye.
403
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,497
Uh-huh.
404
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,167
Oh, would you ladies like to sign up
for an outdoor yoga class?
405
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,334
- Yes.
- Yes.
406
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,881
- [lock beeps]
- And welcome to your villa.
407
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,675
[women gasp]
408
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,135
[Coco] Whoa...
409
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,721
- No way.
- [Coco] Oh, my God.
410
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,640
- Yes!
- Can we afford this?
411
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,602
No. No, we cannot.
I got a huge discount through work.
412
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,270
Look at this view!
413
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:43,688
- [gasps]
- Oh, my God.
414
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,565
It's like the ocean in my mouth.
415
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,483
- [gasps]
- Oh, my God.
416
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,776
Everything is so new and so clean!
417
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,278
- Wait, wait, wait.
- [gasps]
418
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,196
Is this for us?
419
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,490
- I love free shit.
- Yes, me too.
420
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,909
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God.
421
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:56,868
[all gasping]
422
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,537
Oh, my God. They gave us bathrobes!
423
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,622
- Yes!
- Look at all of these
424
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,332
fancy lotions and oils!
425
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,792
[delighted gasps, giggles]
426
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,295
- [cheering]
- [Coco] Look at this couch!
427
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:10,381
I want to get titty fucked on this couch!
428
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,551
- Oh, my God! Yes! [whoops]
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
429
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,178
I want to get in too!
430
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,889
- Get over here, Soph!
- [giggling]
431
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,390
♪ The city
Never looked the same ♪
432
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,476
♪ 'Cause I'm wet, wet, wet
Wet, wet, w-wet ♪
433
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,478
♪ I'm wet, wet, wet and wild ♪
434
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,438
♪ I'm wet, wet, wet
Wet, wet, w-wet ♪
435
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,441
You guys, this chair
is perfect for twerking!
436
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,611
♪ Wild now, baby ♪
437
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,285
♪ She's wet, wet, wet
And wild ♪
438
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:44,874
[Jane] Oh...
439
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,752
- I'm so glad we came here.
- Yeah.
440
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,420
I never want to go home.
441
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,089
Oh, my God, home.
442
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,342
What the hell is home?
I don't know her. [chuckles]
443
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,594
- I miss my kids.
- What?
444
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,556
- No, I don't miss my kids.
- [laughs]
445
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,140
[all laughing]
446
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,476
Thank you for making
this happen, Coco.
447
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,437
This is the best birthday present
I could possibly imagine.
448
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,064
- It's perfect.
- Yeah. Of course.
449
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,191
It is perfect. We deserve this.
450
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,985
[sighs]
451
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,362
[Mel]
What's up, you fucking nerds?!
452
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,280
Ah, fuck.
453
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,073
[squeals]
454
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,158
[whooping]
455
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,077
[whooping]
456
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:25,290
Is that Mel? What the fuck
is she doing here?
457
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,376
Hey! This place is fancy!
458
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,713
I'll be back for you later, mate.
459
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,007
- I didn't invite her.
- I didn't invite her.
460
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,095
Okay, I'm so sorry.
I invited her super last minute.
461
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,889
I didn't think she would actually come.
Her Instagram said she was in France.
462
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,392
Sophie! I will literally never
forgive you for this shit.
463
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:47,312
Hey, what's up, you middle-aged sluts?
464
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,813
- Hi.
- Hey.
465
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,315
- [Mel] Hello.
- Hey.
466
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,151
- Happy birthday, Jane.
- Thank you.
467
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,111
Oh, I love that color on you.
468
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,446
Oh. It's white.
469
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,864
- Yeah, you still a lawyer?
- Uh-huh.
470
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,157
Good, I need some help with that.
471
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,534
- Hey, Mel.
- How are you?
472
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,828
- Great. So good to see you.
- Yeah!
473
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:07,248
Soph. Sophie. Aw...
474
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,791
Oh, I missed you.
475
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,084
Well, guys, guess what?
476
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,086
There wasn't a room, but no worries.
477
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,963
I'm gonna crash with y'all.
478
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,424
It's a slumber party, motherfuckers.
479
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:17,717
[nervous chuckling]
480
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,345
- Yay!
- Oh, good.
481
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,933
So... we thought you were in France.
482
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,311
Oh, yeah, because of my Insta? No. Pfft.
483
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:32,649
Je suis dans Paris avec mon
very hot, young boyfriend.
484
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,444
But then I got your invite, Soph,
and I flew over here on my jet.
485
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,488
- [all murmuring]
- [giggles]
486
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,366
Oh. I wouldn't have missed
Janey's birthday for anything.
487
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:45,953
So if you're flying private,
things must be going really well for you.
488
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,539
Uh, yeah, I totally have
my own online business,
489
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,333
and it's really not a pyramid scheme.
490
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,460
The way you just said that
makes it feel like it's,
491
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,087
uh, very much a pyramid scheme.
492
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,880
[Mel] Anyway, we're not here
to talk about business.
493
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,674
We are here to party.
494
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,717
And don't worry.
495
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,804
I brought my trusty margarita machine.
496
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,055
- [nervous chuckle]
- Wow.
497
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,641
Yeah. Oh, you know what I was
thinking about the other day?
498
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,268
You know how in every female friend group,
499
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,478
there's always one woman
500
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,773
that all the other women
secretly can't stand?
501
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:14,774
Uh...?
502
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,442
- Huh.
- Is that right?
503
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,945
How great that we aren't like that.
504
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,655
[forced laughter]
505
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,865
- I love you, sweetie! [giggles]
- It's pretty great.
506
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,118
I missed you, Soph!
507
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,244
Aw...
508
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,663
Well, um...
509
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,624
Why'd you bring so many dildos?
510
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,543
Oh, that's just my travel collection.
511
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,752
Y'all can borrow them.
512
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,796
- [Jane] Oh.
- Was I supposed to bring a dildo?
513
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:37,714
Oh!
514
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,592
Dudes, I forgot to say,
I got us all matching T-shirts
515
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,386
so we could wear them
all weekend together.
516
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,305
I didn't have time to get them
printed up, so I made them myself.
517
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,516
Yay. "Jane's birthday.
518
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,394
{\an8}- Chicks before dicks."
- Yeah?
519
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,062
Oh, that's nice. It rhymes.
520
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,398
- Right? Chicks before dicks.
- Okay.
521
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,275
- Oh, wow. That was...
- [mel whoops]
522
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,153
So what's our first spa treatment?
523
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:04,240
Um... Well, we were gonna do
a guided meditation.
524
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,244
Let's do it! Let's meditate
the fuck out of each other!
525
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,999
[sustained, droning tone]
526
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,003
Namaste, and welcome.
527
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,629
[gasps]
528
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,176
Please, join us
in the circle of abundance.
529
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,886
- Oh... okay.
- Thank you, Shanti.
530
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:30,308
The goal of this guided meditation is
to drive all of the fear out of our bodies
531
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:34,228
so that we may become our bravest,
wisest, most intentional self.
532
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:37,064
Shanti, is that dude gonna play
his bowls the whole time?
533
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,524
It sounds like a broken doorbell.
534
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,026
[clatters]
535
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,698
Music is a crucial part
of the restorative process.
536
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,033
- Got it, Shants.
- [sustained tone resumes]
537
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,368
[Shanti] Now, I've given each of you
a parchment.
538
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:52,330
On it, I want you
to write down your greatest fear.
539
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,332
I will then read your fears aloud,
540
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:58,711
and then burn them in this African
fire pot that Bono gave me.
541
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,004
Oh.
542
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,881
- Ooh.
- Please, begin.
543
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,385
Okay, wait, Shanti,
what if I've got two biggest fears?
544
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:09,180
Like, one, obviously,
biggest fear is bears.
545
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,016
Second biggest fear, Tom Hanks.
546
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,812
- You may write down either.
- Ah.
547
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:20,066
Now, please place your fears
into this bowl and pass it along.
548
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,822
I will now read your fears aloud
549
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:29,450
so that you may begin
to free yourselves from their toxic power.
550
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,996
"I am scared that no one
will ever find me attractive."
551
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,292
[gasps, chuckles]
That's gotta be that guy.
552
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:39,585
[whispering] That's that guy. Look at him.
553
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:41,170
- Ms. Wiggins.
- Uh, no, but I--
554
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:44,048
Just saying what everybody's thinking.
I mean, he looks like Super Mario. Right?
555
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:47,844
Ms. Wiggins, I will have to ask you
to leave the circle if you cannot zip--
556
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,847
A mamma mia, Shanti!
557
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:52,890
[Mel] Sorry.
558
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:56,811
That was cool.
559
00:23:57,228 --> 00:24:00,481
"I am scared that I will
never find love again."
560
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,278
Oh, I know I shouldn't talk.
But Jane, is that you?
561
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,279
[Shanti] Ms. Wiggins!
562
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:10,283
You don't need to think that.
You are so cute.
563
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,784
And you've got all your teeth.
564
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:13,327
- You will totally find love again.
- Okay, thank you.
565
00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,371
Thank you so much. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.
566
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,789
But can I just say also,
567
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:18,624
[Italian accent]
a-Mario might be a-vailable
568
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,293
if you're interested.
569
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,378
- Ms. Wiggins!
- [inhales sharply]
570
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,296
So sorry.
571
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:32,763
"I am scared
of how out of control I feel."
572
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,558
Oh, no, Coco, is that you?
573
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,685
The divorce really did a number on you.
574
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,604
Why are you so bad at this?
575
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,272
You need to leave the circle right now.
576
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,274
I want to leave the circle,
but don't worry.
577
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,110
I'm gonna just zip it.
There you go. Zip. Mm!
578
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,321
[mimics fire bowl]
579
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:52,158
If you say one more word, you're out.
580
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,581
"I am scared of...
581
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:00,791
...bears."
582
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,209
[sputters, wheezes]
583
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:04,545
[laughing] I couldn't spell Tom Hanks.
584
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,631
- [cackles]
- Oh, my God!
585
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,384
All right, well,
that's enough meditation for me.
586
00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:12,720
I hope you wackos get your shit together.
587
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:15,389
Oh, hey, Shanti,
can I take one of these crystals?
588
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,224
[gasps] Oh!
589
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:20,978
[gasps]
590
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:24,315
[gasps]
591
00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,694
[gasps, yelps]
592
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:29,654
Oh...
593
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,280
Namaste.
594
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,951
I am, uh... I'm so sorry.
595
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,203
She is the friend that we don't like.
596
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:41,082
{\an8}[Coco] Stop. She couldn't help herself.
597
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:44,210
You guys, she's totally
ruining our spa weekend.
598
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,504
I know. I am so sorry I invited her.
599
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:47,755
- Me, too.
- How do we fix it?
600
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,174
We could just talk to her. We can
talk to her. We can tell her to leave.
601
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,843
- No. We can't just throw her out.
- [Coco] Why not?
602
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:56,305
Because she used to be our best friend.
We have so much history together.
603
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,182
Oh, my God. I have history
with a lot of things.
604
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,892
I have history with drunk driving.
605
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,394
I have history with gambling addiction.
606
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,020
I have history with Chumbawumba.
607
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:06,107
I-I have history
with small backpacks, okay?
608
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,150
- [stammers] Sophie, people change.
- Yes.
609
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,652
- Okay?
- It will break her heart
610
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:10,820
- if we throw her out.
- Okay...
611
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,905
Oh, my God. You know, you--
Wait a minute, guys.
612
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,740
No, absolutely not, okay?
613
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,368
Like, we have to suffer
all weekend so she can be comfortable?
614
00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:18,744
No, this is... What about Jane?
615
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:21,205
This is her special birthday weekend.
616
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:22,957
And honestly,
why are we doing this to ourselves?
617
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,333
- You know why?
- Why?
618
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,751
Because we're women.
619
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,628
And from the second we're born,
620
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:31,215
we're told we have to be nice
to everyone, and it's bullshit.
621
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,718
That's bullshit. I hate that shit.
622
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:36,303
I... I like being nice to people.
623
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:38,514
- Oh, shut up, Sophie.
- Oh, my God. What a kink.
624
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,016
Here's what we're gonna do.
625
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,352
We're gonna have a reasonable
adult conversation with her,
626
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:46,313
and we're gonna say,
"Dial it down for the weekend."
627
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:48,107
- Yes. Absolutely.
- Okay?
628
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,359
I invited her. I will talk to her, okay?
629
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,486
We are-- We're gonna make this work.
630
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,406
- Done.
- [Mel] Hey, shitheads!
631
00:26:57,742 --> 00:26:58,576
[pops]
632
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:02,455
Yep. Can't wait to see her
dial that shit down.
633
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,081
Hey, Mel.
634
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,334
Hey, guys.
635
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:11,505
Hey. So you're, um... eating fast food
in a Michelin-star restaurant.
636
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:12,423
It's a choice.
637
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:15,176
Dude, I couldn't even read the menu.
It doesn't even make sense.
638
00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:18,679
So, Mel, we need to talk to you
about something important.
639
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:19,597
Mm-hmm.
640
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:21,140
Yeah, hit me up.
641
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,559
- We love your energy.
- Mm-hmm.
642
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,187
- [Mel] Yeah.
- But we came here to relax.
643
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:30,608
So if there's a way you could
just dial it down a little bit
644
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:34,153
and not make a scene
everywhere you go?
645
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:37,448
Yeah. Cool. No worries.
Of course. Happy to.
646
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,866
- [Sophie] Really?
- Mm! Yeah.
647
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,743
I'll be on my best behavior.
648
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,495
- Okay.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
649
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:43,454
Thank you.
650
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:46,373
Holy shit! Who's this dickripper?
651
00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:55,007
Oh. Hey, that's the hot yoga teacher
652
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,343
- that was checking you out from before.
- [Coco] Oh, of course.
653
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:59,178
Jane, he checked you out?
654
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,596
- No, he wasn't. No.
- What?
655
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,098
- No. He actually was.
- [Jane] No, he...
656
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,349
Hey. Big Dick!
657
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,476
- No.
- [screaming] Big Dick!
658
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:08,312
Hey! Get over here. Yeah, you.
659
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,438
Come over here.
660
00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:11,482
Hey, remember just a few
seconds ago when you said
661
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,109
you weren't gonna cause a scene?
Don't do that.
662
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,945
- Come here. Come here.
- Mel. Mel.
663
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,863
- [laughs] Come on, Magic Mike.
- [man] Uh...
664
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,115
- Let's see your big dong.
- [man chuckles]
665
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,951
Uh, yeah, I'd love to,
but I've gotta teach a yoga class, so...
666
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,327
Hey, you an Aussie?
667
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,162
Yeah. Yeah, I'm from Byron.
668
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,080
I'm from Wollongong.
669
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,581
Oh, cool. Cool.
670
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:29,583
I do need to get to the class, so...
671
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,336
Dude, relax.
No one gives a shit about yoga.
672
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,464
- Come on. Sit down.
- Okay.
673
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,217
[groans, chuckles] All right.
674
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,677
What is your name, Princess?
675
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,594
Uh, Kai.
676
00:28:40,678 --> 00:28:42,721
- Oh. That's such a stupid name.
- [chuckles]
677
00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:44,473
- That's so sad.
- Thank you.
678
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:45,933
This is Jane.
679
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,060
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
680
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,188
She's hot. She wants to party.
[clicks tongue]
681
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,274
No, please don't say things like that.
682
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:56,694
Obviously, she's on the older side,
but she's got a porno body.
683
00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:57,945
Stand up. Show your body.
684
00:28:58,028 --> 00:28:59,029
- [clicks, smooches]
- I'm not gonna stand up.
685
00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:00,614
- I'm not gonna do that.
- Show him who you--
686
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:01,991
- Show him your perfect tits.
- I'm not gonna do that.
687
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,118
Okay. And she's also into butt stuff.
688
00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:06,203
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, my God. Mel.
689
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,580
[whispering] What is butt stuff?
690
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,248
What do you think butt stuff is?
691
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,416
- I'll give you 100 bucks...
- Oh, wow.
692
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:11,709
...to fuck my friend.
693
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:13,377
Okay. Well, this is...
694
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,796
- Yeah, it's been batshit crazy,
- [laughs]
695
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,673
- but, uh, enjoy your stay.
- [Mel] She is.
696
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,799
It was nice to meet you, Jane.
697
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,176
- Yeah, you too.
- Nice to meet you.
698
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,260
- Bye.
- Bye.
699
00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:25,306
I think that went well.
700
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:35,149
Welcome to goat yoga.
701
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:36,942
[inhales deeply]
702
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,861
Do we get to eat the goat
after we're done?
703
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,487
Oh, my God. Uh.
704
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:43,908
No. No. No, we definitely
do not eat the goats, okay?
705
00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:47,703
Let's bring them in. [exhales]
706
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:49,622
[gasp] Aww.
707
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,873
- Hi!
- [soft bleating]
708
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,041
- Hello. Hello.
- [all welcoming]
709
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,876
- [soft bleating]
- Hi, goats!
710
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,336
Aw...
711
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:59,381
Okay, everyone. Let's start
by walking our hands forward
712
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:02,259
- into cat pose.
- [goat bleats]
713
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:03,552
- Oh. Oh!
- [instructor] Forward.
714
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,012
Stretching out that spine.
715
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:08,015
Oh, wow! Look,
Jane's got a goat on her back.
716
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,476
- Oh, ah.
- Aw, that's so cute.
717
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,937
Keeping our hearts bright, everyone.
718
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,355
Hearts bright.
719
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:15,898
- [phone buzzes]
- [instructor inhales]
720
00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,568
- [whispering] Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah.
721
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:23,489
Yeah, my boss is just freaking out
because he ran out of Skittles.
722
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,408
- What? He's such an idiot.
- [sighs]
723
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:27,910
Dude, forget about him.
724
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,037
Hey, watch this.
725
00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:31,247
[bleats]
726
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:32,790
I'm fucking the goat.
727
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:35,584
- [both giggle]
- [goat bleats]
728
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:36,669
He likes it.
729
00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:39,463
- [Mel bleats]
- [chuckles]
730
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,798
- [Mel] I love you.
- [bleats]
731
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,633
Ow, fuck!
732
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,176
- [bleats]
- [Mel] Ugh.
733
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,303
Guys, I think I broke my fupa.
734
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,555
[instructor] Please stay calm. Stay calm.
The goats are getting spooked.
735
00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:50,933
Okay, you know what?
You're coming on very strong.
736
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,643
- [goats bleating]
- [women gasping]
737
00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:54,812
- I've got to get out of here. I'm sorry.
- [scattered screams]
738
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,772
[panicked screaming]
739
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,483
No, no, no. Don't open that door!
740
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,652
[aggressive bleating]
741
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:03,862
- [bleating]
- [woman yelps]
742
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:04,780
Oh!
743
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:08,075
- [bleating]
- [gasps, shrieks]
744
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:12,454
[growls]
745
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,956
- [bleating]
- [glass shattering]
746
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,835
[woman grunts, whimpers]
747
00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:19,962
I'm vegan.
748
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,630
- I'm vegan.
- [bleats]
749
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:22,548
[exhales]
750
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,471
[Coco] My God, this is insane.
Look at all this shit.
751
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,473
- I know, it's only getting worse.
- We--
752
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:33,350
We have-- Listen, we have
to get away from Mel.
753
00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:35,019
- We, like, have to do it.
- I know.
754
00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:36,562
[phone ringing]
755
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:40,190
Oh, my God, my boss
is calling me again.
756
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:41,108
No.
757
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:42,860
[phone beeps]
758
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,446
Brah, she is on vacation.
759
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:49,616
[screaming] Stop calling her!
760
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,828
- [phone beeps]
- You're welcome.
761
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:55,289
What did you just do?
762
00:31:56,165 --> 00:31:59,168
Dude, relax. Soph, this is a good thing.
763
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,378
You can't let people
walk all over you your whole life.
764
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,213
You have to stand up for yourself.
765
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:06,050
- He's gonna call back any second.
- [phone rings]
766
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:09,553
See? There he is, he's calling.
767
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,722
- [phone rings, beeps]
- Hello, Toby.
768
00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,766
[muffled shouting]
769
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,976
No, no, that was just my friend Mel.
770
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,728
[shouting continues]
771
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,356
But Toby, I've worked
for you for 10 years.
772
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:23,025
- [line beeps]
- Did you get a raise?
773
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,071
He just fired me.
774
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:30,240
- Oh, my God, Soph. What?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
775
00:32:30,324 --> 00:32:31,408
Mel.
776
00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:33,369
I really saw that going differently.
777
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:34,912
What did you think
was gonna happen?
778
00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:37,581
- I-I'm so sorry. I just--
- What is wrong with you?
779
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,500
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
780
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,668
- Coco?
- Roger?
781
00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:42,795
What are you doing here?
782
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,671
What? What am I doing--?
You tell me.
783
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,340
I got a text saying
that you were on your deathbed.
784
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:47,549
So I raced over here.
785
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:48,967
- What is going on?
- That's insane. What do you mean?
786
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:50,928
Who would even tell you that I am on my...
787
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,514
- Oh.
- ...deathbed?
788
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,934
Since your divorce,
you've completely lost your mind.
789
00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,727
You guys need to get your shit together.
790
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,562
Okay, so you want to tell me
791
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,481
that you invited my ex-husband
792
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:05,109
to our relaxing spa weekend?
793
00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:07,403
You thought that that shit
would be a good idea?
794
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,988
Uh, yeah. They say that talking
is the best medicine.
795
00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:12,116
Laughter. Laughter is the best medicine.
796
00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:13,951
Actually, penicillin
is the best medicine.
797
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:19,957
I am so sorry that this person
told you to come here.
798
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,126
You don't need to be here.
You can go home.
799
00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,336
I am okay. Okay?
800
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,630
Yep. Okay. Okay.
801
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:27,965
- Great.
- [Mel] Sorry, Rog.
802
00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:28,924
No, that's...
803
00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:32,803
He loves you. He looked pretty cute,
804
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:35,597
and he came down here
to your big gazoonkis
805
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,057
- and your gorgeous hair.
- Are you kidding me?
806
00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:39,309
- You're so beautiful.
- Are you fucking kidding me with this?
807
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:41,979
- Get the fuck off me, bitch!
- [yelps]
808
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,605
- Fuck you, Coco!
- [gasps]
809
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,357
- Oh!
- Human shield.
810
00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:46,817
- [overlapping shouts]
- [grunts]
811
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,736
- Oh, my God!
- Sophie! Are you okay?
812
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:52,739
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
813
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:54,366
[gasps, sniffles]
814
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:56,493
- Are you okay?
- [Sophie] Yeah, I just, um...
815
00:33:58,287 --> 00:33:59,371
I just...
816
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:03,500
Maybe we should spend
a little time apart. You know?
817
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,044
[waves crashing]
818
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:28,525
Hey, Lyla. Hey, how's your dad doing?
819
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:30,486
Oh, my God. So much better.
820
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:32,404
- Thanks for asking.
- Oh, I'm glad to hear it.
821
00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:34,573
You want me to check
if your dinner is ready?
822
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,034
- If that's not too much trouble.
- Yeah. Yeah. Be right back.
823
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,243
Thanks, Lyla.
824
00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:42,581
[Kai sighs]
825
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,210
[soft chuckle]
826
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,837
It's, um--
[clears throat] It's Jane, right?
827
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:50,756
Hi.
828
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:51,757
Hi.
829
00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:53,258
[inhales sharply]
830
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,260
I was hoping you wouldn't remember me.
831
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:59,431
Oh, no. I don't think I'm ever
gonna forget that conversation.
832
00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:01,683
- That's great. Great.
- [chuckles]
833
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,854
Your, uh-- your friend
seems like a real character.
834
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:11,318
Hmm. If by real character you mean
complete maniac, then, yeah. Yes.
835
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,445
Yeah, well, you gotta have
a few crazy friends, right?
836
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,905
They keep you on your toes.
837
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:16,198
- Maybe.
- Mm.
838
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:18,450
- Or not. Maybe not.
- Mm? Maybe not?
839
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:19,576
- Hmm.
- Speaking of which,
840
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,869
where are they? Your friends?
841
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,580
Um... We're just taking a little time out.
842
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,874
- We had a fistfight in the lobby.
- A fistfight?
843
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,209
You know what?
Can I just say something?
844
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,710
Okay. Yeah, I think you're about to.
845
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:31,129
This whole spa thing is such a scam.
846
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,215
You pay a zillion bucks to come here
847
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,510
and get a fucking back rub
and listen to space music
848
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:39,596
and do yoga,
which is stretching, by the way.
849
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,223
You know, I'm a yoga teacher.
Remember we met--
850
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,933
Between you and me-- [scoffs]
851
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,352
I mean-- [stammers]
It's stretching.
852
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,396
Mm-hmm, sure. It's how I get paid, so...
853
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:51,149
And then you're supposed to walk
out of here a completely new person,
854
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,569
all centered and grounded and chill.
855
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,571
- But do I look chill to you?
- Not really.
856
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,406
- I don't feel chill.
- No. You don't look it.
857
00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:01,034
No. And I think that spas don't work.
858
00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,537
And I think that this place is dumb.
859
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,454
- Oh, damn.
- Yeah.
860
00:36:04,538 --> 00:36:06,915
Well, I'm sorry
that you're not enjoying it, Jane.
861
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:08,625
- And another thing.
- Mm-hmm?
862
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,711
I know what you're up to.
863
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,547
I see through this whole charade.
864
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:14,756
[laughs]
865
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,426
Okay. What-- hold on.
What am I up to? What did I do?
866
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:21,930
I know this place hires
good-looking Australian guys
867
00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:24,016
to flirt with all the moms.
868
00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:25,142
- Uh-huh.
- Huh.
869
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,270
Frankly, I find it a little insulting.
870
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,397
Well, you shouldn't,
but it's not really true.
871
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,482
- Yeah. And I just want you to know...
- Right...
872
00:36:32,566 --> 00:36:37,070
...that it's not gonna work on me,
Crocodile Dundee.
873
00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:38,572
- [giggles]
- [snickers]
874
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,490
- How'd you know that reference?
- Here you go, Kai.
875
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:42,784
- Have a good night.
- Oh, thanks, Lyla.
876
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,494
Um... [smacks]
877
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,538
You know what? I actually--
878
00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:50,751
I think I'm gonna eat here at the bar
with my adorable friend Jane. Yeah.
879
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,879
Apparently she's having
a very hard time relaxing. I'm just...
880
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,257
I'm a bit worried she might start
breaking everything in here, honestly.
881
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,599
Hey, if you see
a bunch of hair in the sink,
882
00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,351
don't worry. It's just my pubes.
883
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,229
Oh, wow.
884
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:12,648
Wait, what are you working on?
885
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:15,859
Oh, I'm just looking for a new job.
886
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:16,943
Oh, wow.
887
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,403
Oh, right.
888
00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:21,573
Yeah. Sorry I got you fired.
889
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,410
You know, maybe it's for the best.
890
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:27,496
Yeah, you could always come
and work for me, you know.
891
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,580
I'm rich.
892
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,874
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
893
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:31,875
So...
894
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:36,213
What is it exactly that you do now?
895
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,674
I invest in reverse crypto.
896
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,092
Wow.
897
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,261
What is reverse crypto?
898
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:47,432
I don't know.
But I put all my money in it now.
899
00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:49,226
I'm just too embarrassed to ask.
900
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,435
[bottle sloshes]
901
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,773
- [laughter on television]
- Oh...
902
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,817
[giggles] I love this show.
903
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,944
Have you seen this show?
It's called Friends.
904
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,070
Are you serious?
905
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:01,405
[laughing] Oh, my God. Look at this.
906
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:04,533
That's like us. We used to be like that.
907
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:07,077
Aw...
908
00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:09,579
Thanks for inviting me
this weekend, Soph.
909
00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:11,331
It's been really nice to reconnect.
910
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:14,376
Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
911
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:17,212
I feel like we never
hang out anymore together.
912
00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:19,756
- How come?
- It's just...
913
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:24,219
I have so many things
in my life that I have to do.
914
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,222
My job, my family, the kids.
915
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:30,225
[stammers] And I don't
have to see my friends,
916
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,686
so they end up taking a back seat.
917
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,312
- It sucks.
- Yeah.
918
00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:37,107
I mean, your life sounds awful.
919
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,943
Well, I mean, it's not that bad.
920
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,696
Listen, I know my life looks amazing.
921
00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:46,158
I'm ginger, but I tan.
I've got hair extensions. I'm rich.
922
00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:48,410
My cholesterol's pretty good for my age.
923
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:49,953
But you know what?
924
00:38:50,871 --> 00:38:53,874
The most important thing to me,
my priority, is you guys.
925
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:58,336
If you need something, I mean,
anything you fucking need,
926
00:38:58,420 --> 00:38:59,671
I'm here for you.
927
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:03,425
Like, you want fucking
Chinese Ozempic, I'll get it for you.
928
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:06,344
You want to see a cock fight
between two roosters?
929
00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:07,471
I'll do it.
930
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,556
You want me to bleach your butthole?
931
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:11,266
I fucking got you, mate.
932
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:14,978
You and my crew, it's hos before bros.
933
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,691
I'm glad you came. I am.
934
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,486
I'm really glad I'm here, too.
935
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,987
Thanks, Soph.
936
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,324
Do you want to build a fort and wrestle?
937
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:29,576
- Okay.
- Yay!
938
00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:31,620
[waves crashing]
939
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,383
- You gotta be kidding me.
- [Roger chuckles]
940
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:47,385
- What are you still doing here?
- Uh...
941
00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:51,223
Their, uh, car charger is down,
so I gotta spend the night.
942
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:54,351
Oh, it explains the outfit.
943
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:56,019
- Oh, this old thing?
- Yeah.
944
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,522
Yeah. I mean, I did buy out the gift shop,
945
00:39:58,605 --> 00:39:59,439
- uh...
- Oh.
946
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:02,150
...and you would not believe
how much it costs to look this stupid.
947
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:05,320
Yeah, I thought you were going to go work
on a cruise ship or something. It's...
948
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,572
- [chuckles]
- It's something.
949
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:09,658
Can I get a hit?
950
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,992
- Yeah, sit down.
- [lighter flicks]
951
00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:14,704
[sighs]
952
00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:15,872
This is nice.
953
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,457
Yeah.
954
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:26,258
Why did you come here?
955
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:30,595
Because I still care about you, Coco.
956
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,681
Oh, God, give me a break.
957
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,391
You ain't getting none tonight, okay?
958
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:35,976
You're not getting it in, sir.
959
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:37,519
- Getting it in?
- Yes. You're not.
960
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:38,895
I'm not trying to get anything in.
961
00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:40,272
- I'm just...
- Okay, good.
962
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:43,066
- ...trying to tell you that I miss you.
- [scoffs]
963
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,945
- You miss me?
- Yeah.
964
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,154
Okay.
965
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:50,448
What, your, like, really old girlfriend,
like, fall and break her hip?
966
00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:51,908
Is that why you miss me?
967
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,913
Do you even know
why I started dating Margaret?
968
00:40:56,997 --> 00:40:59,249
Oh, wow.
969
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:02,377
We're just gonna go there. Okay.
970
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,045
It's because she's nice.
971
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,381
I am so fucking nice.
972
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,800
I have done so many
fucking nice things for you.
973
00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:11,511
Yeah, but you don't treat people
nicely, Coco. There's a difference.
974
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,263
[mocking]
“Oh, you don't treat people nicely.
975
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:14,472
There's a difference.”
976
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:16,308
Fuck.
977
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:21,771
Look, I know it's not easy.
978
00:41:22,564 --> 00:41:24,399
I just think that you could benefit from
979
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:28,904
you know, some professional
help for your anger.
980
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,907
Or maybe I am just angry
because my husband
981
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,158
- left me for Angela Merkel.
- Okay, Co--
982
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,951
Maybe that, okay?
Thank you so much.
983
00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,536
Coco, you were angry before the divorce.
984
00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:38,371
- Shut up.
- You've always been this angry.
985
00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:39,915
Oh, my God. Here we go again.
986
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,167
Why am I so angry then?
987
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:44,169
I don't know. Maybe it's...
988
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,130
because your parents weren't around
989
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:49,925
and you're mad that you never
got a chance to be a kid.
990
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:52,677
Or maybe it's because the world is
991
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,347
especially fucked up right now.
992
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,891
I just think...
993
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:00,977
that it's worth trying to figure out.
994
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,688
I-I don't like...
995
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,901
I don't want to be this angry
all the time. I don't.
996
00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:10,111
It doesn't feel good.
It's exhausting.
997
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:13,406
I-I want to... I want to forgive you.
998
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,118
I wish we could be, like,
one happy family again,
999
00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,704
but I'm not wired like that. I'm just not.
1000
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,210
Yeah, I know.
1001
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,304
- See you back in L.A.
- Yeah.
1002
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:39,099
See you back in L.A.
1003
00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:42,477
- Can you do me a favor, though?
- Sure.
1004
00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:44,604
Can you, um...
1005
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:47,148
Can you wear this outfit?
1006
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:48,400
[laughs]
1007
00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:51,778
What are you, like the oldest
ball boy at the U.S. Open?
1008
00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,613
I don't know what this is about.
1009
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,616
- I'll see you soon, Coco.
- All right.
1010
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:57,867
[chuckles]
1011
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,834
[Jane sighs]
1012
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,253
- Here we go.
- Thank you.
1013
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:10,755
All right.
1014
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:14,259
- So, you feeling a bit more chill?
- Mm-hmm?
1015
00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:16,177
- Hm? Yeah?
- Yes.
1016
00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:19,639
But that's because of the wine,
not because of this stupid spa.
1017
00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:21,433
Okay, look. [clears throat]
1018
00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:25,854
I don't usually do this, but...
1019
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:30,108
I can help you fully relax if you want.
1020
00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:33,278
- [gasps] You didn't just say that.
- What? Yeah, I did.
1021
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:36,531
- Does that line actually work on people?
- Oh, my...
1022
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,949
Just give me your hand. Here.
1023
00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:39,617
- What?
- Give me-- [laughs]
1024
00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:40,702
Give me your hand.
Come on.
1025
00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,245
- Give it here. All right.
- [Jane giggles]
1026
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:43,663
Do you know
what manotantric massage is?
1027
00:43:43,747 --> 00:43:45,081
- Uh, no.
- No?
1028
00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:47,000
And I'm okay not knowing.
1029
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:50,211
Well, manotantric massage
is the art of activating
1030
00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:52,839
- various pressure points on your hand...
- Mm-hmm?
1031
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:55,717
...in order to trigger different emotions.
1032
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,386
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
1033
00:43:58,470 --> 00:43:59,971
[Jane chuckles]
1034
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:03,433
I mean, it feels nice. It does.
It feels good. It's, um...
1035
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:04,642
Oh.
1036
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,352
[INHALES SHARPLY] Okay.
1037
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:07,312
[gasps]
1038
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:09,105
That feels relaxing.
1039
00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:10,398
Wow.
1040
00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:14,069
Uh-- Oh, my God. Wow.
1041
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,446
I feel like I'm in a Sade video.
1042
00:44:16,529 --> 00:44:17,989
- [gasps]
- Mm-hmm.
1043
00:44:18,073 --> 00:44:19,199
Wow.
1044
00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:22,786
But it-- [stammers] It feels like,
you know, a hand massage.
1045
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,370
Like a, you know...
1046
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,248
Like you feel when you get a hand massage.
1047
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:29,125
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So...
1048
00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,752
- Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Uh-huh.
1049
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,588
Uh... Let me try a different spot.
1050
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:36,132
- [Jane] Mm.
- [Kai] Hmm.
1051
00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:38,218
And what is this supposed to...
1052
00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:40,428
Complete emotional release.
1053
00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:41,513
Uh-huh.
1054
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:44,808
Um...
1055
00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:45,892
[shuddering breath]
1056
00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,435
[sniffles] That's--
1057
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:48,645
[stammers] It's so weird.
1058
00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:51,106
That one, I don't feel a-at all.
1059
00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:52,816
[wincing]
1060
00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:55,401
[voice breaking]
Yeah, that one's not affecting me at all.
1061
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:57,487
[whimpers]
1062
00:44:57,570 --> 00:44:59,572
[sobs]
1063
00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:02,283
[whimpering] But maybe you should
stop doing that one.
1064
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,285
- Okay. I'll stop. I'll stop.
- [gasping]
1065
00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:06,704
[sighs]
1066
00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:09,457
Yeah, let me try... [grunts]
1067
00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:11,126
- ...something else.
- [gasps]
1068
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:13,086
Oh! [pants]
1069
00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:14,087
Hello.
1070
00:45:15,255 --> 00:45:17,966
[breathlessly] Wow. What's that one?
1071
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,843
Ah, I think we both know
1072
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,761
- what that one is, Jane.
- Uh-huh?
1073
00:45:22,846 --> 00:45:26,850
Actually, that just feels like normal...
[breathing heavily]
1074
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:29,227
everyday massage.
1075
00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,020
[gasping]
1076
00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:32,897
[exhales sharply]
1077
00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:34,983
[gasps] Fuck me.
1078
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:38,987
[panting] Whoa. Whoa.
1079
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:42,157
What? How are you doing this?
1080
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,492
- Well, the human hand has--
- Never mind.
1081
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:46,786
- Don't talk. Don't talk.
- Uh-huh.
1082
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:49,372
Just go to the left. To the left.
1083
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,916
To the left. Ooh...
1084
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,212
That is manotantric massage.
1085
00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:57,422
Uh-huh.
1086
00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:00,341
I'm very sorry that had no effect on you.
1087
00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:02,051
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm?
1088
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,847
Do you want to continue
the massage back at my place?
1089
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:07,307
- [breathless] Yes, okay.
- Yeah?
1090
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:08,391
Yeah.
1091
00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:15,481
[panting]
1092
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:21,070
- Oh... shit.
- [soft chuckle]
1093
00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:22,447
[Jane giggles softly]
1094
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,617
[soft moaning]
1095
00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:48,431
[soft snores]
1096
00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:53,686
- [snores]
- [clanging, clattering]
1097
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,940
Oh... Hey.
Just getting back from last--
1098
00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:58,816
No. [shushes]
1099
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,401
Hey, guys.
1100
00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:02,695
- Jane fucked last night.
- What?
1101
00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:05,365
Oh, you were wearing that
last night. You fucked someone?
1102
00:47:05,448 --> 00:47:06,449
[shushes] Wait. But I...
1103
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,160
Oh, my God.
She got fingered by a dick.
1104
00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:10,787
- [Jane] Okay, okay.
- You got fingered by a dick?
1105
00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:12,121
- [Jane] Huh?
- Who'd you have sex with?
1106
00:47:12,205 --> 00:47:14,499
Can we talk about this
maybe a little later?
1107
00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,000
I bet she fucked the yoga guy.
1108
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,543
[Jane] Just... It was...
1109
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,295
[Jane] Uh... What?
1110
00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:20,964
- Wait, how...
- She did.
1111
00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:24,425
She... Look how happy she is.
She had sex with the yoga guy.
1112
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,344
- Look at that.
- How was it?
1113
00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:28,680
Which time?
1114
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:31,391
[all cheering]
1115
00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:33,309
[roars]
1116
00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:35,186
- [Mel] Yeah!
- [laughs]
1117
00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:37,522
It was crazy.
1118
00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:39,565
And I don't know
what he did to me,
1119
00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:42,652
but my back feels better.
1120
00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:45,363
Ooh. I'm into it, girl.
My neck hurts.
1121
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:46,614
- Can I fuck him next?
- [Jane chuckles]
1122
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:50,034
Honestly, yes, you should.
You all should.
1123
00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:51,828
I feel like I'm 25 again.
1124
00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:54,289
No, wait. So you're not
gonna see him again?
1125
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,624
No. No, I'm not
1126
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:57,959
- going to see him again.
- [Mel] What?
1127
00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,419
- Why not?
- That's crazy.
1128
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:02,964
Because it's the guy that you
sleep with on your weekend away,
1129
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,508
not the-- the guy you bring
home to your kids. [chuckles]
1130
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:07,051
Yeah, but there's other weekends
1131
00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:10,305
that you could just hook up
with him and have fun.
1132
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,140
Anyway, we have to get ready.
1133
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,100
We're going to be late
for our massages.
1134
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,646
Um...
1135
00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:19,856
I think she really likes him.
1136
00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:21,607
- She totally likes him.
- She really likes him.
1137
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:23,026
- [chuckles]
- Wait, so we shouldn't
1138
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:24,193
try to fuck him?
1139
00:48:24,736 --> 00:48:26,612
- No, girl, don't do that.
- Please don't.
1140
00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:32,744
- [Mel sighs]
- Ooh, it smells so good in here.
1141
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,162
[Coco] Wow-wow wa-wa-wee-wow!
1142
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:35,413
Ooh!
1143
00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:36,831
- No, no, Mel.
- Oh.
1144
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:37,999
- Hello.
- Hi.
1145
00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,667
We're here for our massages.
1146
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:40,668
Um.
1147
00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:43,796
I'm sorry, but a-a client has
just paid with airline miles
1148
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,214
and this has crashed our system.
[stammers]
1149
00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:46,466
I don't know why
this keeps happening.
1150
00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:48,468
AdvantageMiles or SkyMiles?
1151
00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:50,803
Oh, uh... SkyMiles.
1152
00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:53,598
Oh. Yeah,
SkyMiles always glitch out
1153
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,975
if you use them for anything
other than air travel.
1154
00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:57,352
Um, m-may I?
1155
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:02,982
Um, yeah, sure.
Guess she's coming in. Okay.
1156
00:49:03,066 --> 00:49:05,651
Okay, so you just need
to convert them
1157
00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:07,445
- into BonusPlus miles...
- [keyboard clacking]
1158
00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:11,074
and then code them
as Amex Executive Points.
1159
00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:12,617
And...
1160
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,077
[keyboard clacking]
1161
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,412
- Okay. All right,
- [computer chimes]
1162
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:18,122
- you're back in business.
- [Mel whoops]
1163
00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:20,750
- Okay, girl. She did that.
- Boom. Drop the mic.
1164
00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:22,835
How did you do that?
1165
00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:25,338
Uh, my old boss traveled a lot,
1166
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:29,008
so I just completely nerded out
on all the rewards programs.
1167
00:49:29,092 --> 00:49:31,761
- Hey, hey, hey, can I say something?
- Wow. This took a turn.
1168
00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:33,513
- You should hire her.
- What?
1169
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:36,432
I know that blonde hair
makes her fucking so sexy
1170
00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:38,559
you can't believe that
she doesn't have a monkey brain.
1171
00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:39,685
But that bitch
1172
00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,437
is someone you need
to have working for you.
1173
00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:43,064
'Cause clearly
you're surrounded by morons.
1174
00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:44,899
I mean, that guy there
with an ice skating bun
1175
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,609
and two hairy testicles
on his chin,
1176
00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:49,320
I-I don't think he can be
handling the computer.
1177
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,323
[clears throat] Look, we're not
hiring here right now.
1178
00:49:52,407 --> 00:49:53,533
But, um, if you're interested
1179
00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:55,201
in working on
another Solaris property,
1180
00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:57,120
we're always looking
for amazing people like you.
1181
00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:58,162
Huh.
1182
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,748
- Wow.
- [whimpers]
1183
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,250
- Okay, what's happening?
- Oh, she's crying.
1184
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,335
- Oh, she's cry-- Oh, Jesus.
- [Sophie whimpers]
1185
00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:05,461
[shakily] I'm sorry.
1186
00:50:05,545 --> 00:50:09,465
It's just my old boss never
said anything nice to me ever.
1187
00:50:09,549 --> 00:50:13,386
Okay, Bubs. Just stop crying.
It's getting weird, okay?
1188
00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:15,513
[clears throat] Um.
1189
00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:19,267
Anyway, I do have a resume,
if you'd like to see it.
1190
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:20,309
Yeah.
1191
00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:22,770
You email it to me,
1192
00:50:22,854 --> 00:50:24,188
and I'll pass on
to corporate right away.
1193
00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:26,274
Thank you, Kent.
1194
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:29,819
Now, ladies,
who's ready for a massage?
1195
00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:31,070
["Primadonna Girl" by Marina
And The Diamonds plays]
1196
00:50:31,154 --> 00:50:32,363
♪ Primadonna girl ♪
1197
00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:33,281
♪ Yeah ♪
1198
00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:36,993
♪ All I ever wanted
Was the world ♪
1199
00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:40,788
♪ I can't help that I need
It all ♪
1200
00:50:40,872 --> 00:50:44,750
♪ The Primadonna life
The rise and fall ♪
1201
00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:48,379
♪ Got you wrapped around
My finger, babe ♪
1202
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:52,300
♪ You can count on me
To misbehave ♪
1203
00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,635
- ♪ Primadonna girl ♪
- ♪ Going up ♪
1204
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,846
♪ Going down, down, down ♪
1205
00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:59,474
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Anything for the crown ♪
1206
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,476
- ♪ Crown, crown... ♪
- [squealing]
1207
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:02,727
- ♪ When the lights dimming... ♪
- [laughing]
1208
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,187
[indistinct chatter]
1209
00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:06,647
♪ Down, down, down
I spin around ♪
1210
00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:09,442
♪ 'Cause I'm a Primadonna girl ♪
1211
00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:10,818
♪ Yeah ♪
1212
00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:14,363
♪ All I ever wanted
Was the world ♪
1213
00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:18,159
♪ I can't help that I need
It all ♪
1214
00:51:18,493 --> 00:51:21,996
♪ The Primadonna life
The rise and fall ♪
1215
00:51:22,455 --> 00:51:24,040
♪ You say that I'm kind of ♪
1216
00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:26,083
- ♪ Difficult... ♪
- [cackles]
1217
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:29,712
♪ But it's always
Someone else's fault ♪
1218
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:32,256
- ♪ Primadonna girl ♪
- [indistinct chatter]
1219
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:34,008
What's our next treatment?
1220
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,093
- Um, seaweed wraps...
- Mm.
1221
00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:37,720
and I think it's about
a three minute
1222
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:38,888
- walk away.
- Cool.
1223
00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:41,349
Wha-- Are you cra--
three minute walk?
1224
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,184
Guys, no way. We've got to
get an Uber or something.
1225
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,186
We can't walk that far.
We're not soldiers.
1226
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,646
- What?
- It's not that long.
1227
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:48,481
- It really isn't.
- Three minutes.
1228
00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,691
Whoa. I got a better idea.
[giggles]
1229
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,485
- [Jane] Uh, no, Mel. No. No, Mel.
- [Coco] No.
1230
00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:53,945
- Come on, Mel.
- No, Mel, you're not gonna
1231
00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:55,613
- steal a golf cart.
- Uh, mm-mm.
1232
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:57,448
- Guys, get in.
- [honks]
1233
00:51:57,532 --> 00:51:59,492
I'm not stopping
till you get in.
1234
00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:00,785
[sustained honk]
1235
00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:02,411
[harmonizes with horn]
1236
00:52:02,495 --> 00:52:04,121
[honks rhythmically]
1237
00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:05,289
Okay, let's do it.
1238
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:09,210
Oh, God, having white friends
is so hard.
1239
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:13,673
- [delighted yells]
- [Mel] Whee! [laughs]
1240
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:15,466
[whooping]
1241
00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:16,759
- [laughs]
- [squeals]
1242
00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,178
Hey, do you guys remember
that time we--
1243
00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,264
Whoa! [grunts]
1244
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:24,225
Oh, shit, you guys.
Sophie fell out.
1245
00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:27,436
Oh, shit! That was awesome.
1246
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,480
- We thought you were dead.
- I'm sorry I fell
1247
00:52:29,564 --> 00:52:30,731
- out of the car.
- Are you gonna have to
1248
00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:32,358
- go to the hospital?
- No, I'm--
1249
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:35,027
[siren wails]
1250
00:52:35,111 --> 00:52:37,697
Oh, we've got company!
[tires squeal]
1251
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,657
["Supersonic"
by Jacaranda plays]
1252
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,867
Why are you driving away?!
1253
00:52:41,951 --> 00:52:43,911
- Oh, relax. It's spa police.
- Stop it!
1254
00:52:43,995 --> 00:52:45,204
[screaming]
1255
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:51,627
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- [sirens approach]
1256
00:52:51,711 --> 00:52:53,921
[all screaming]
1257
00:52:54,005 --> 00:52:56,132
- [cart thuds]
- [screaming continues]
1258
00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:57,967
[siren wails]
1259
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,177
Sorry.
1260
00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:02,722
♪ Turn electric on a dime ♪
1261
00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:03,806
- [all screaming]
- ♪ And then I start ♪
1262
00:53:03,889 --> 00:53:06,726
- ♪ to lose control ♪
- [siren wails, tires squeal]
1263
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:09,895
- [all yelling]
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1264
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:12,106
- Oh, my god!
- ♪ Just let it go ♪
1265
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,984
- [Coco] Oh, wine tasting!
- [Jane screams]
1266
00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,861
- ♪ Supersonic ♪
- [screams, yelps]
1267
00:53:16,944 --> 00:53:18,487
- [thuds]
- ♪ Tonight, I want it ♪
1268
00:53:18,571 --> 00:53:20,489
- [screaming]
- ♪ So keep it coming ♪
1269
00:53:20,573 --> 00:53:22,533
- [delighted yell]
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1270
00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:24,410
♪ Supersonic ♪
1271
00:53:24,493 --> 00:53:26,078
♪ Tonight, I want it ♪
1272
00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:27,747
♪ So keep it coming ♪
1273
00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:30,124
Holy fuck, guys,
that was awesome!
1274
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,917
[siren wails]
1275
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:35,838
- Guys, my shoe's stuck.
- [both] What?
1276
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:37,548
Don't worry. I got this.
1277
00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:39,050
Look out! Look out!
1278
00:53:39,467 --> 00:53:40,885
- [all scream]
- [man grunts]
1279
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,763
- [tires squeal]
- I-I don't got this. I'm out.
1280
00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:46,057
- [women scream]
- [Mel grunts]
1281
00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:48,976
- What the fuck!
- [screams]
1282
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,478
[Coco] Oh, my God!
1283
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:51,646
[all grunting]
1284
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,816
[PANTS, GASPS]
1285
00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:59,403
[whines, creaks]
1286
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:01,822
[both gasp]
1287
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:14,043
[distant] Sorry!
1288
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:20,257
What is wrong with you people?
1289
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:22,301
Shanti, sorry. Can I just say,
1290
00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:24,428
I did lose one of my shoes
in the golf cart crash,
1291
00:54:24,512 --> 00:54:25,805
and I just wondered,
who do I speak to
1292
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:26,806
about getting reimbursed?
1293
00:54:27,390 --> 00:54:28,849
Do you think this is funny?
1294
00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,186
So obviously,
I'm kicking you out of my spa
1295
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:33,312
effective immediately.
1296
00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:34,522
- Oh, no.
- Well...
1297
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,190
Oh, my God. Why? No.
1298
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,067
It's her birthday weekend.
That's crazy.
1299
00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:40,403
Well, actually,
you can't kick us out.
1300
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:41,570
And why is that?
1301
00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:43,656
Pursuant to section 325[b]
1302
00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:46,075
of the California Tenants'
Bill of Rights,
1303
00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:48,244
you must file a written warning
1304
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:51,372
before evicting occupants
from their rooms.
1305
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,749
What a fuck ton of fun.
You're a lawyer.
1306
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,876
Well, I will issue
1307
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,254
a written warning and that
will be your last warning.
1308
00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,798
The next time
one of you dickheads
1309
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,425
is even remotely out of line
1310
00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,218
I am calling the police.
Do you understand?
1311
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,344
- Yes, Shanti.
- Yup.
1312
00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:06,595
Now go!
1313
00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:08,222
[Jane] Okay. Thank you, Shanti.
1314
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,810
I'm sorry we're dickheads.
1315
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,904
Hi. Are you still serving lunch?
1316
00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:25,948
- I'm sorry, no.
- Oh, no?
1317
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:27,575
But...
1318
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,702
- Hi.
- Hi.
1319
00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:30,745
Everything okay?
1320
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:33,247
I just, um... missed lunch.
1321
00:55:33,706 --> 00:55:35,541
Yeah, we can't have that.
Come on.
1322
00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:38,711
["Easy To Me"
by Samuel Jack plays]
1323
00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:42,673
- Here we go.
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1324
00:55:42,757 --> 00:55:44,759
- [indistinct chatter]
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1325
00:55:45,426 --> 00:55:46,635
♪ Whoa ♪
1326
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,053
[indistinct chatter]
1327
00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:49,638
Hey, Sammy, can I get a station?
1328
00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:51,932
Hey, yeah, sure. Use, uh, 16.
1329
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,601
- Thanks, mate.
- [Jane chuckles]
1330
00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:56,437
All right. Take a seat.
1331
00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,063
Okay.
1332
00:55:58,147 --> 00:56:00,191
- ♪ Another day with my baby... ♪
- [sighs]
1333
00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:02,109
- ♪ That's all I want... ♪
- [Jane chuckles]
1334
00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:05,654
♪ You're my
Sweet little darling ♪
1335
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:08,282
♪ Tell me
What we sleeping for? ♪
1336
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,034
- Aw, yes.
- ♪ Want your days ♪
1337
00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:11,577
- ♪ Want your nights... ♪
- [laughs]
1338
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,621
♪ And all that's in between ♪
1339
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:16,040
How do you know how to do this?
1340
00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:18,209
I've worked in a lot of kitchens
over the years.
1341
00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:21,337
- Mm-hmm.
- When I was younger,
1342
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:22,338
I always thought I'd
1343
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:23,964
open my own
little restaurant someday.
1344
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,550
Yeah? And then what happened?
1345
00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:27,802
Uh...
1346
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,179
I got into yoga.
I started working here,
1347
00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:34,058
and it's just such a cushy gig,
you know? So...
1348
00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,061
- You gave up on your dreams?
- Oh...
1349
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:38,896
- Ouch.
- [chuckles]
1350
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,190
- But you're not wrong, yeah.
- Mm.
1351
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:42,900
Mm!
1352
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:43,859
Too tight?
1353
00:56:44,777 --> 00:56:45,903
That's great.
1354
00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:50,407
- [Coco] Hi, hello.
- [concierge] Hello.
1355
00:56:50,491 --> 00:56:51,909
I'm here to check in
for my mud bath.
1356
00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:53,619
Last name is Bellinger.
1357
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:56,121
So your private room
is just down this hall.
1358
00:56:56,205 --> 00:56:57,623
Your name
is written on the door.
1359
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:01,001
Put it there. Look at us, bitch.
1360
00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:03,337
- You got this.
- Mud.
1361
00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:04,797
[squeals]
1362
00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:06,674
[chuckles]
1363
00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:08,425
[hums]
1364
00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:11,303
- [screams]
- Oh, sh-- [gasps]
1365
00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:13,097
Oh, my God.
1366
00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:15,349
Oh, my God.
Coco, what are you doing here?
1367
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,643
What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?
1368
00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,436
I booked this mud bath for me,
1369
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,896
and they brought me here
because...
1370
00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,109
...because we have
the same last name.
1371
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,610
Yeah, they double booked us.
1372
00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:29,446
- Um... [chuckles]
- Okay. Great. This is, um...
1373
00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:31,532
I'm gonna go see if they have
another room available
1374
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:35,035
for another Bellinger,
which is me.
1375
00:57:35,911 --> 00:57:37,538
Wait, wait, wait. Coco. Just...
1376
00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:40,875
Take the other side.
I mean, there's plenty of room.
1377
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:41,876
Um...
1378
00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:43,252
Okay.
1379
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:44,879
Wait, you got
a bathing suit on under there?
1380
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:45,921
Mm-hmm.
1381
00:57:46,005 --> 00:57:47,756
Cool. You just keep
your hands to yourself.
1382
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,674
Okay.
1383
00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:55,806
So what did you want to be
when you were little, hey?
1384
00:57:55,890 --> 00:57:58,142
Uh-- Well, I've always wanted
to be a lawyer.
1385
00:57:58,225 --> 00:57:59,727
Hmm. Do you still love your job?
1386
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,770
- I do. I do love it. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?
1387
00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:04,023
I love helping people and...
1388
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:09,612
I mean, sometimes, if my boss
is dumping too much work on me
1389
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,655
or my kids are sick
1390
00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:13,616
or my dad's being a nightmare,
I, um...
1391
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:16,410
I feel like
I'm being buried alive.
1392
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,330
But other than that, it's great.
1393
00:58:19,788 --> 00:58:21,123
Tell me, what's one thing
that you do
1394
00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:22,917
that's just totally
for yourself?
1395
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,210
One thing I do for... Okay.
1396
00:58:25,294 --> 00:58:26,587
- Mm-hmm.
- So that's easy.
1397
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:27,755
Um...
1398
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:30,174
Well, I... I--
1399
00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,134
- What? It's...
- Struggling?
1400
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,094
Um...
1401
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,306
Look, 99% of this
wellness stuff,
1402
00:58:37,389 --> 00:58:38,557
it's bullshit, right?
1403
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:42,811
But the self-care part of it
is real.
1404
00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:44,563
Sometimes...
1405
00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:47,775
Sometimes you just--
You have to put yourself first
1406
00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:49,109
and just do what you want to do.
1407
00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,694
- Hmm.
- 'Cause, Jane,
1408
00:58:50,778 --> 00:58:52,696
when people
just give and give and give,
1409
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:56,700
eventually there's nothing left
and they crash.
1410
00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:00,371
I'd hate to see that
happen to you.
1411
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:01,372
Yeah.
1412
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,835
You're gonna make me
really like you, aren't you?
1413
00:59:06,919 --> 00:59:09,338
- [plate clinks]
- Whatever do you mean?
1414
00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:18,097
- [fork clinks]
- Mm.
1415
00:59:18,806 --> 00:59:20,182
It needs more garlic.
1416
00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:21,934
No, it's perfect.
1417
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:27,147
Thank you.
1418
00:59:27,648 --> 00:59:28,774
You're welcome.
1419
00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:43,914
- Come on in.
- I mean...
1420
00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,960
Oh, this is, like, amazing.
1421
00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,628
- Yeah, it's good, right? Yeah.
- It feels good.
1422
00:59:49,712 --> 00:59:51,338
It's, like, healing.
It's got, like, um, like a...
1423
00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:52,840
- ...like a creamy texture.
- Like a creamy texture.
1424
00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:55,217
- Shut up. Stop.
- [chuckles]
1425
00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:58,429
So, um,
why aren't you in LA yet?
1426
00:59:58,721 --> 01:00:02,307
Margaret wasn't very happy
that I came out here to see you.
1427
01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:04,268
- Is that so?
- That is so.
1428
01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:07,771
Margaret's jealous of moi? Hmm.
1429
01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:12,234
You know, she knows that
I still have feelings for you
1430
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:15,237
and, um, can't be easy for her.
1431
01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:19,241
It's gotta be
really hard for her, like,
1432
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,994
harder than figuring out
what Wi-Fi is or...
1433
01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:22,911
Coco!
1434
01:00:22,995 --> 01:00:25,539
Does she always have, like,
hard candies for you?
1435
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:26,874
- You are-- You're the worst.
- What?
1436
01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:27,833
What? I just want to know.
1437
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,084
Does she like to go for...
1438
01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,005
long walks at the mall
because it's super flat?
1439
01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:34,214
What?
1440
01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:37,384
Rog, do not hit my hair, okay?
1441
01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:38,844
I have a perfect curl right now.
1442
01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:39,887
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
1443
01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,013
- I meant to do that.
- Yeah.
1444
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:45,184
Oh, you're gonna get it now, boy.
1445
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,561
Right-- [gasps]
1446
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:50,355
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Are you serious?
1447
01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:52,149
- No, no, no. Oh, my God.
- Damn, boy!
1448
01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:54,318
- I think...
- Oh, no. Oh, no. Are you okay?
1449
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:55,235
- Let me see your eye.
- It's okay.
1450
01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:56,153
Wait. Is that-- wait.
1451
01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:57,946
- It's like-- open your eye.
- Oh, no. It's a sneak attack.
1452
01:00:58,030 --> 01:00:59,698
Oh! [gasps]
1453
01:00:59,782 --> 01:01:03,160
- You are gonna fucking get it!
- No, no, no. I get to do that.
1454
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,661
Oh!
1455
01:01:05,454 --> 01:01:07,289
[both laughing]
1456
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,669
[Coco laughs]
1457
01:01:13,462 --> 01:01:14,463
[Roger chuckles]
1458
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,465
[both cackling]
1459
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:18,300
Hah!
1460
01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:19,885
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1461
01:01:20,469 --> 01:01:22,721
No, no, no, no.
Too deep. Too deep. Too deep.
1462
01:01:22,805 --> 01:01:24,556
[mud sloshes]
1463
01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,226
[both laughing]
1464
01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:28,852
[Roger chuckles]
1465
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,104
- [indistinct chatter]
- Mm.
1466
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:14,439
- It's so good.
- So good.
1467
01:02:15,107 --> 01:02:16,525
- Mm.
- Hmm.
1468
01:02:16,608 --> 01:02:17,943
Oh, hey, Coco.
1469
01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:19,695
- Hey.
- Hi.
1470
01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,655
- What's up?
- Oh, hi.
1471
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,031
- Oh, hey.
- [Mel] Uh-oh.
1472
01:02:23,115 --> 01:02:24,199
- [Jane] What...
- [Mel] Something's weird.
1473
01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:25,325
- [Jane] What?
- [Mel] What's happening?
1474
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,035
I fucked Roger.
1475
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:28,662
- What?
- No!
1476
01:02:28,996 --> 01:02:31,373
And I think I want to, like,
keep fucking Roger?
1477
01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,333
Yay! Are you guys
getting back together?
1478
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:36,086
I don't know. I don't-- maybe.
1479
01:02:36,170 --> 01:02:37,588
I have no idea.
1480
01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:39,882
I didn't know you can even,
like, fuck your ex.
1481
01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:40,883
I thought you guys just, like,
1482
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:43,552
had sex or something,
you know, sad.
1483
01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:44,761
But we fucked. He fucked me.
1484
01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:46,138
[both] Aw.
1485
01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:49,308
I feel like I want to, um, maybe
give him a second chance?
1486
01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:51,476
- That would be amazing. Yes.
- Amazing.
1487
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,478
- [phone rings]
- Oh, that's me.
1488
01:02:54,146 --> 01:02:55,772
Oh, my God. It's my old boss.
1489
01:02:55,856 --> 01:02:57,065
- [gasps] Pick it up.
- [ringing continues]
1490
01:02:57,149 --> 01:02:58,233
- Put that shit on speaker.
- [phone beeps]
1491
01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:00,652
- Toby.
- Sophie,
1492
01:03:00,736 --> 01:03:02,487
- you gotta help me.
- [dogs barking over phone]
1493
01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:04,865
- A-Are you running?
- Yes.
1494
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,909
I-I forgot the code
to my third ski house,
1495
01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:08,118
so I tried to break in.
1496
01:03:08,202 --> 01:03:10,120
And now I'm being attacked
by my own dogs.
1497
01:03:10,204 --> 01:03:11,246
Do you know my code?
1498
01:03:11,330 --> 01:03:12,414
- I do.
- Oh, great.
1499
01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:14,124
I do know your code,
1500
01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:15,167
but I...
1501
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:16,585
[dogs barking over phone]
1502
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:18,879
...don't work for you
anymore, remember?
1503
01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:20,589
- What?
- That's right, girl.
1504
01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,049
- [Coco] Yes!
- You fired me
1505
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,676
after I decided to spend
the weekend with my friends.
1506
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:25,719
- Yep.
- That's right.
1507
01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:26,762
I know, I know.
I should not have done that.
1508
01:03:27,054 --> 01:03:28,555
But if you come back
to work for me right now,
1509
01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:30,182
I-I will double your pay.
1510
01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:31,892
[dogs barking, snuffling]
1511
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,145
You should have thought
about that before you fired me.
1512
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,356
Anticipate, right?
1513
01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:38,607
Ooh!
1514
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:40,901
Are you really gonna let me
get eaten by a dog?
1515
01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:42,694
[dogs barking]
1516
01:03:42,778 --> 01:03:46,240
Never call me again,
you fucking prick.
1517
01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:48,617
- Bye!
- [all cheering]
1518
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:50,827
- Yes! Yes!
- Oh, my God!
1519
01:03:50,911 --> 01:03:51,745
[Mel] Amazing!
1520
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:54,581
I feel like I just drank
an entire soda.
1521
01:03:54,665 --> 01:03:55,749
[laughs]
1522
01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:57,084
- [phone chimes]
- Oh!
1523
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,503
- [Sophie] Oh, who's that now?
- Oh. Guys, guys.
1524
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,047
Jane's birthday present is here.
1525
01:04:02,381 --> 01:04:04,341
Come in. The door's open.
1526
01:04:04,967 --> 01:04:05,968
Do you know what this is?
1527
01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:06,885
["Return Of The Mack"
by Mark Morrison plays]
1528
01:04:06,969 --> 01:04:10,472
♪ Oh ♪
1529
01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,308
Who are these enormous men?
1530
01:04:13,392 --> 01:04:15,936
Oh, Mel brought strippers
to the spa.
1531
01:04:16,812 --> 01:04:18,563
- ♪ Well I tried to tell you so ♪
- [Coco] Goodness.
1532
01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:20,399
- No way!
- ♪ Yes, I did but I guess ♪
1533
01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:22,109
- ♪ You didn't know ♪
- [women cheer]
1534
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:23,944
♪ As the saddest story goes ♪
1535
01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:27,072
- ♪ Baby, now I got the flow ♪
- Wait, it's my t-shirts!
1536
01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:28,865
♪ 'Cause I knew it
From the start ♪
1537
01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:30,742
- Ooh.
- They are coordinated.
1538
01:04:30,826 --> 01:04:33,495
- Right?
- [women cheer]
1539
01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:35,163
- [scattered clapping]
- [Mel] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1540
01:04:35,247 --> 01:04:38,208
You can touch their dicks,
but it's five bucks extra.
1541
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:41,336
[Coco] Their dicks look like
a hot potato in a microwave.
1542
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:43,880
- [women cheering]
- ♪ You lied to me ♪
1543
01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:45,507
- ♪ Yes, I cried ♪
- [Coco] Oh, oh!
1544
01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,009
♪ Yes, I cried ♪
1545
01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:48,635
- ♪ Return of the Mack... ♪
- Okay, happy birthday!
1546
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:49,678
Aw!
1547
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:50,887
- Thank you.
- Aw...
1548
01:04:50,971 --> 01:04:53,682
I will cherish
this present forever.
1549
01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:55,892
- Oh, you're so welcome.
- Thank you.
1550
01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:58,520
- [women cheer]
- [Mel] Show us your dicks,
1551
01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:02,065
- you cowards. Come on!
- [all] Happy birthday!
1552
01:05:02,149 --> 01:05:04,026
[Sophie]
Who are all these people?
1553
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:06,153
I invited everyone
from the hotel.
1554
01:05:06,445 --> 01:05:08,113
So, listen, can we just, uh,
1555
01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:09,948
not let things
get out of control, all right?
1556
01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:12,159
Because Shanti
is going to murder us.
1557
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:14,328
Nothing is gonna get
out of control.
1558
01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,746
[Italian accent]
Oh, there's a-Mario.
1559
01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:17,831
I'm gonna have a-sex with him.
1560
01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,292
- No.
- [Mel chuckles]
1561
01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:22,127
[Coco] What is happening?
1562
01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:23,462
♪ You lied to me ♪
1563
01:05:23,545 --> 01:05:25,380
Oh, there's the birthday girl.
1564
01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:27,341
- Hi. Hi.
- [Kai] Hello.
1565
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:28,925
- [chuckles softly]
- Oh...
1566
01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:30,594
- ♪ Oh, little girl... ♪
- Hello.
1567
01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:33,513
Well, it seems I forgot my
little tiny gold shorts at home.
1568
01:05:34,014 --> 01:05:34,973
- [Jane] You did.
- So...
1569
01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:36,058
Would you like to dance?
1570
01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:37,059
Yes.
1571
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:39,561
[Jane giggles]
1572
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:42,606
["Return Of The Mack" continues]
1573
01:05:53,367 --> 01:05:54,868
[partygoers whooping]
1574
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,244
- [Jane chuckles]
- [groans]
1575
01:05:56,328 --> 01:05:59,122
I can't stop thinking
about your gnocchi.
1576
01:05:59,206 --> 01:06:00,165
[chuckles]
1577
01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:01,917
Well, you've, uh--
1578
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,627
you've inspired me
to think about
1579
01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:05,212
opening my own place again, actually.
1580
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,630
- Really?
- Yeah.
1581
01:06:07,339 --> 01:06:10,550
I don't think I've ever
inspired anyone before.
1582
01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:11,968
- Come on.
- No.
1583
01:06:12,052 --> 01:06:13,428
- Really?
- No.
1584
01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:16,264
How-- That can't be true.
I mean,
1585
01:06:16,348 --> 01:06:18,767
you do the impossible every day.
1586
01:06:19,101 --> 01:06:21,603
- I find that so inspiring.
- Thank you.
1587
01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,107
I'd, uh...
1588
01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:28,110
I'd really like
to see you again, Jane.
1589
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:31,780
Oh.
1590
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:33,949
You don't have to do that.
1591
01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,784
- You don't have to-- [chuckles]
- Do what?
1592
01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:36,952
You don't have to do--
1593
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,746
pretend that you want
to see me again,
1594
01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:42,374
just so I can leave here
with my dignity intact.
1595
01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:44,793
No, no, no, that's--
That's not what I'm doing.
1596
01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:46,169
- [laughs]
- Okay?
1597
01:06:46,253 --> 01:06:49,881
Plus, why would you
want to see me again?
1598
01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:52,175
You're you,
1599
01:06:52,259 --> 01:06:54,219
and I'm some weird lady.
1600
01:06:54,302 --> 01:06:56,638
[laughs]
You're not a weird lady.
1601
01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:58,181
- [laughs]
- Don't say that.
1602
01:06:58,265 --> 01:07:03,353
[sighs] No, but let me just say
thank you for this weekend.
1603
01:07:03,437 --> 01:07:05,272
- It's been...
- I'm glad.
1604
01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:08,233
...truly the best--
I've had the best time.
1605
01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:09,192
- Jane...
- And...
1606
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:13,572
I genuinely like you, okay?
1607
01:07:15,282 --> 01:07:17,117
And I want to see you again.
1608
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:18,326
[Jane] Oh...
1609
01:07:18,410 --> 01:07:19,995
Are you serious?
1610
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:24,833
Uh, yes. Why is that so hard
to believe? Of course.
1611
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:31,381
Well, that would be--
I mean, I would love that.
1612
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,928
- But how?
- Um...
1613
01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:40,182
I could come down
to LA next week, yeah?
1614
01:07:40,265 --> 01:07:42,184
I don't think, um...
1615
01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:46,480
I'm not, um, free
until July 19th.
1616
01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:51,693
Three-- Three months from now?
Really?
1617
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:53,737
I have two kids. You know that.
1618
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,947
I have a sick dad and my--
1619
01:07:56,031 --> 01:07:58,700
I have a job that's, um--
1620
01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:03,413
I don't know
if I have room in my life
1621
01:08:03,497 --> 01:08:05,415
for a relationship right now.
1622
01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:07,959
[sighs]
1623
01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:09,336
Are--
1624
01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:11,796
[chuckles]
1625
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,757
Are you being serious?
1626
01:08:14,508 --> 01:08:18,762
Well, I just don't see how
it could work in the real world.
1627
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:20,764
I'm sorry.
1628
01:08:25,227 --> 01:08:26,520
All right, um...
1629
01:08:28,522 --> 01:08:31,149
Boy, I-- I feel stupid.
1630
01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:34,152
Um... I'm just gonna go, Jane.
1631
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:36,571
But wait. Did...
1632
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:38,990
Shit.
1633
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:42,410
- [sustained sniff]
- [all cheer]
1634
01:08:42,494 --> 01:08:45,580
["Gimme Your Love"
by Nevtronic plays]
1635
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,627
[lenses squeak]
1636
01:08:54,923 --> 01:08:58,760
♪ Give me your love
Give me your heart ♪
1637
01:08:58,969 --> 01:09:00,011
♪ Give me all your love ♪
1638
01:09:00,095 --> 01:09:02,055
- ♪ Give me your heart ♪
- [bleats]
1639
01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:06,351
♪ Give me your love
Give me your heart ♪
1640
01:09:10,397 --> 01:09:11,606
[chuckles softly]
1641
01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:12,691
[clears throat]
1642
01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:20,532
- Hey.
- Hey.
1643
01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:23,201
Hi, so, um,
we're actually having a party,
1644
01:09:23,285 --> 01:09:26,204
and I want to know
if you want to come with me
1645
01:09:26,288 --> 01:09:27,581
and, like,
come dance and hang out.
1646
01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:29,374
[woman]
Roger, who is it?
1647
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:30,584
- Who's that?
- Look...
1648
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:31,835
Who the hell is that, Roger?
1649
01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:33,169
Who the hell is that?
1650
01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:36,506
Roger, why is your very old
girlfriend sitting on your bed?
1651
01:09:36,590 --> 01:09:37,591
I'm 57.
1652
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,718
Bitch, don't tell people that.
You look old as fuck.
1653
01:09:39,801 --> 01:09:41,386
Coco, can you calm down, please?
1654
01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:43,305
No. No, I will not calm down.
1655
01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:45,056
You cannot get with me
in the afternoon
1656
01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:46,808
and then get with
Barbara Bush at night.
1657
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:47,934
Are you crazy?
1658
01:09:48,018 --> 01:09:49,436
Look, I told Margaret
1659
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,271
what happened between us
in the mud bath.
1660
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:55,066
Okay? And she drove
out here to talk it through.
1661
01:09:55,150 --> 01:09:57,027
Oh, please.
Why would she do that?
1662
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:57,944
Just listen.
1663
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,447
Margaret and I broke up.
1664
01:10:01,323 --> 01:10:02,157
Oh.
1665
01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:03,783
Well, why didn't you...
1666
01:10:04,451 --> 01:10:05,493
Why didn't you say that?
1667
01:10:05,577 --> 01:10:07,454
Way to bury the lede, babe.
Oh, my God.
1668
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:10,498
Hey, Margaret, um,
you can go home now.
1669
01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:11,916
- Actually, Coco--
- All the way home.
1670
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,543
- Tell her to go home, baby.
- No, it's-- it's-- it's just...
1671
01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:14,919
- Let her go.
- Okay, Coco.
1672
01:10:15,003 --> 01:10:16,338
Come to the party with me.
1673
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,380
I-- I...
1674
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,425
I don't think
I want to be with you either.
1675
01:10:21,593 --> 01:10:23,011
[sighs]
1676
01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:26,056
What?
1677
01:10:29,768 --> 01:10:31,686
Your anger is just-- It's...
1678
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:35,774
It's too much, and I just--
just can't do this anymore.
1679
01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:37,942
I don't-- I don't want
to be around it anymore.
1680
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,864
- I'm sorry.
- No. Get off me.
1681
01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:47,786
[Coco panting]
1682
01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:50,288
[stifles sobs]
1683
01:10:51,790 --> 01:10:52,624
[groans]
1684
01:10:54,709 --> 01:10:55,543
[sighs]
1685
01:10:56,336 --> 01:10:57,754
♪ I got moves
Like a body breaker ♪
1686
01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:59,714
♪ Come shake what you got
Come dance with me ♪
1687
01:10:59,798 --> 01:11:01,591
♪ Shake, shake
I'm a dancefloor terminator ♪
1688
01:11:01,675 --> 01:11:02,509
- Move!
- ♪ I'll be back ♪
1689
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:03,968
♪ Won't see you later
Shake, shake ♪
1690
01:11:04,052 --> 01:11:05,178
- ♪ I got moves like... ♪
- [Mel whoops]
1691
01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,471
- [laughs]
- Whoa--
1692
01:11:06,554 --> 01:11:07,764
♪ Dance with me
Shake, shake ♪
1693
01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:09,599
[Mel whoops, screams]
1694
01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:11,518
What is happening?
1695
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:13,603
Mel bet the stripper five bucks
1696
01:11:13,687 --> 01:11:14,979
that she would ride him
for 30 seconds.
1697
01:11:15,063 --> 01:11:16,481
Jane, you want to take a turn?
1698
01:11:16,564 --> 01:11:17,732
No!
1699
01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:20,026
Soph, do you want
to ride him next?
1700
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:22,987
No, thank you.
I don't ride people.
1701
01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:25,699
- [Mel whoops]
- [partygoers cheer]
1702
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:27,534
Giddyup! [screams]
1703
01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:29,244
[partygoers gasp, yelp]
1704
01:11:29,327 --> 01:11:30,578
[Mel] Whoa-- [laughs]
1705
01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:32,038
- Ow...
- Oh!
1706
01:11:32,122 --> 01:11:33,665
[groans] Oh...
1707
01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:35,083
♪ Shake it down
Down, down, down ♪
1708
01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:36,543
♪ Shake it down ♪
1709
01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:38,837
♪ I'm a dancefloor terminator ♪
1710
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:40,046
I love you.
1711
01:11:40,130 --> 01:11:41,548
- [siren whoops]
- [woman shushes]
1712
01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:44,384
All right, everyone.
Party's over.
1713
01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:45,510
[whoops]
1714
01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:47,262
Take off your clothes!
1715
01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:48,430
Uh, I think they're real.
1716
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:49,723
[indistinct chatter]
1717
01:11:59,733 --> 01:12:01,359
[women chattering]
1718
01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:02,694
[yells] Not again!
1719
01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:04,028
[siren whoops]
1720
01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:10,326
[flashbulbs pop]
1721
01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:22,797
[Coco sighs]
1722
01:12:22,881 --> 01:12:25,175
- Jesus Christ.
- Girls, like, I can't...
1723
01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:27,302
I cannot even believe
this is happening right now.
1724
01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:30,388
On the plus side, um, in prison,
there are three meals a day.
1725
01:12:30,472 --> 01:12:31,931
You can catch up on your shows.
1726
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,057
Shut the fuck up, Mel.
1727
01:12:33,141 --> 01:12:34,976
This is all your fault.
You know that?
1728
01:12:35,059 --> 01:12:37,645
I feel like it's Shanti's fault,
but not really my fault.
1729
01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:40,231
This is not Shanti's fault.
This is your fault.
1730
01:12:40,315 --> 01:12:42,609
Who called strippers
to our spa weekend?
1731
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:43,818
Who called my ex?
1732
01:12:43,902 --> 01:12:45,236
Who got Sophie fired
from her job?
1733
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:49,324
Who brought a-a crazy
Scarface amount of cocaine?
1734
01:12:49,616 --> 01:12:51,618
You! It's your fault!
1735
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:55,246
Okay, I feel like
you're just focusing on
1736
01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:57,165
the negative stuff that I did.
1737
01:12:58,625 --> 01:13:00,001
Nobody wanted you here
this weekend.
1738
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:01,294
How do you not get that?
1739
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,171
No, Coco.
1740
01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:06,299
The three of us wanted
to come here without you.
1741
01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:09,719
But Sophie felt bad and decided
to invite you last minute,
1742
01:13:09,803 --> 01:13:11,596
hoping that
you wouldn't show up.
1743
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:12,972
But somehow you showed up.
1744
01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:16,059
You know why? Because you,
you're like a fungus.
1745
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:18,812
You just go into places
where nobody wants you.
1746
01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:20,355
All right, maybe that's too far.
1747
01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:22,774
- You know?
- No! Fuck that, Jane.
1748
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:25,235
Why do we have to
constantly spare her feelings
1749
01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:26,986
while she ruins our lives?
1750
01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:28,696
We are in jail right now.
1751
01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,698
Let that sink in!
1752
01:13:32,951 --> 01:13:34,953
Wait, is that true, Soph?
1753
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:37,205
You didn't want me to come?
1754
01:13:39,707 --> 01:13:41,167
[gasps] Jane?
1755
01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:45,213
[breathes shakily]
1756
01:13:45,296 --> 01:13:48,258
You are the friend nobody likes.
1757
01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,009
Coco, stop.
1758
01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:07,026
[seagulls cry]
1759
01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:13,700
[distant police sirens wail]
1760
01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:18,121
[cell door unlocks, opens]
1761
01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:20,164
Good morning, morons.
1762
01:14:20,248 --> 01:14:21,457
- Hi, Shanti.
1763
01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:22,542
- Good morning, Shanti.
- Shanti.
1764
01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:25,587
Are these the women responsible
for destroying your spa?
1765
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,590
Yes. And I want to press
all of the charges.
1766
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:31,384
[Officer Byers]
Very well.
1767
01:14:33,595 --> 01:14:34,971
Come with me
and I'll take your statement.
1768
01:14:35,054 --> 01:14:35,889
[Mel] Wait!
1769
01:14:37,265 --> 01:14:38,892
This is my fault.
1770
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:42,061
I trashed the hotel room.
I stole the golf cart.
1771
01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:44,063
I took a shit in Shanti's purse.
1772
01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,356
Wait, what?
1773
01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:48,026
You can't charge these women.
1774
01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:51,696
They did not destroy your spa.
1775
01:14:51,779 --> 01:14:56,159
I did, and I take
full responsibility.
1776
01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:01,122
Whatever.
1777
01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:04,334
Charge the little red one
and let the others go.
1778
01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,377
You have 30 minutes
to pack your bags
1779
01:15:06,461 --> 01:15:08,129
and get off my property.
1780
01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:11,549
And if I ever see you
in my spa again,
1781
01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:14,427
I will tell my security team
to shoot to kill.
1782
01:15:15,637 --> 01:15:16,638
What?
1783
01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:17,722
Are we clear?
1784
01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:18,848
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1785
01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:35,531
["I Love You, I'm Sorry"
by Gracie Abrams plays]
1786
01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:36,824
♪ Two Augusts ago ♪
1787
01:15:36,908 --> 01:15:40,787
♪ I told the truth, oh,
But you didn't like it ♪
1788
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:42,580
♪ You went home ♪
1789
01:15:43,206 --> 01:15:46,918
♪ You're in your Benz
I'm by the gate ♪
1790
01:15:51,255 --> 01:15:53,341
♪ Now you go alone ♪
1791
01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:56,219
♪ Charm all the people
You train for ♪
1792
01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:58,554
♪ You mean well
But aim low ♪
1793
01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:03,559
♪ And I'll make it known
Like I'm getting paid ♪
1794
01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:09,983
♪ That's just the way
Life goes ♪
1795
01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:14,112
♪ I like to slam doors closed ♪
1796
01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:19,993
♪ Trust me I know
It's always about me ♪
1797
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:23,538
♪ I love you
I'm sorry ♪
1798
01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:26,207
♪ Two summers from now ♪
1799
01:16:26,749 --> 01:16:30,294
♪ We'll have been talking
But not all that often ♪
1800
01:16:30,378 --> 01:16:31,921
♪ We're cool now ♪
1801
01:16:32,547 --> 01:16:36,509
♪ I'll be on a boat
You're on a plane ♪
1802
01:16:38,886 --> 01:16:43,057
♪ 'Cause that's just the way
Life goes ♪
1803
01:16:43,141 --> 01:16:47,270
♪ I wanna speak in code ♪
1804
01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:53,151
♪ Hope that I don't
Won't make it about me ♪
1805
01:16:54,193 --> 01:16:57,030
♪ I love you
I'm sorry ♪
1806
01:17:02,577 --> 01:17:03,911
[sophie exhales sharply]
1807
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:07,790
You guys, I feel so bad for Mel.
1808
01:17:07,874 --> 01:17:08,958
- Me too.
- Don't.
1809
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:11,002
You guys,
do not feel bad for her.
1810
01:17:11,502 --> 01:17:13,421
She's loaded.
She's got so much money.
1811
01:17:13,504 --> 01:17:15,715
You know, she can
find herself a good lawyer
1812
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:19,010
and, and totally get out of this
and be fine. Okay?
1813
01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:21,679
[sighs]
1814
01:17:22,013 --> 01:17:24,640
[phone rings, beeps]
1815
01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:26,225
- Hey, Roger.
- [Roger] Hey.
1816
01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:28,603
Uh... What the hell happened
last night?
1817
01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:30,354
- [groans]
- What? Um--
1818
01:17:30,438 --> 01:17:32,690
Can you be a little bit
more specific with that?
1819
01:17:32,774 --> 01:17:33,983
Right, uh--
1820
01:17:34,067 --> 01:17:35,902
Look, I just got a call
from your friend Mel
1821
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,737
asking for bail money.
1822
01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,823
Wait, why would she call you
asking you for money?
1823
01:17:40,907 --> 01:17:42,575
- She's loaded.
- [Roger] Uh.
1824
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:44,285
No, she's broke.
1825
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:47,038
She lost her job and her house.
1826
01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:49,582
And now she's a part-time
lizard salesman
1827
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,042
who lives in Van Nuys.
1828
01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,085
- What?
- What?
1829
01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:55,254
[Coco] Wait, so why
would she call you?
1830
01:17:55,755 --> 01:17:57,799
Well, she said she didn't
have anybody else to call.
1831
01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:00,593
That makes no sense.
1832
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:01,844
Why wouldn't she call, like,
1833
01:18:01,928 --> 01:18:03,805
literally any
of her other friends?
1834
01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:05,515
Well, she said you guys
1835
01:18:05,598 --> 01:18:07,266
were the only real friends
she ever had.
1836
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:10,019
[sighs] Oh, my God.
1837
01:18:10,645 --> 01:18:12,772
[Roger] Anyway, look,
I paid the money for the bail.
1838
01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:14,982
And she's on her way back
to the spa to get her stuff.
1839
01:18:15,066 --> 01:18:17,485
I just thought
you might want to know.
1840
01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:19,487
All right, thanks for doing
all of that, Rog, okay?
1841
01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:20,905
- [Jane] Thank you.
- Thank you.
1842
01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,115
- Bye.
- [console beeps]
1843
01:18:23,116 --> 01:18:24,117
[Coco sighs]
1844
01:18:27,328 --> 01:18:28,830
We have to help Mel.
1845
01:18:30,957 --> 01:18:32,750
- Yeah, we do.
- Yeah.
1846
01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:36,337
[tires squeal, engine revs]
1847
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:37,839
Okay, okay,
what are we gonna do?
1848
01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:38,756
Okay, so,
1849
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,299
- we have to find Shanti...
- Mm-hmm.
1850
01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:41,592
- Mm-hmm.
- ...and we have to get her
1851
01:18:41,676 --> 01:18:42,927
to drop the charges against Mel.
1852
01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:44,470
- Yes, yes, yes.
- How? How?
1853
01:18:44,554 --> 01:18:46,806
We're not even allowed back
on the spa grounds.
1854
01:18:47,098 --> 01:18:48,266
Yeah, that's a problem.
1855
01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:50,518
But you know what? Fuck it.
1856
01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:52,812
- Let's go!
- [all screaming]
1857
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:54,355
[screams echo and fade]
1858
01:18:55,648 --> 01:18:57,191
- [reader beeps]
- [gate rattles]
1859
01:18:58,276 --> 01:18:59,277
[reader beeps]
1860
01:18:59,819 --> 01:19:02,029
- The key doesn't work.
- It doesn't work?
1861
01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:03,823
- The key doesn't work. Um--
- No!
1862
01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:06,367
Well, if we can't get through
the wall we gotta get over it.
1863
01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:07,451
[Jane] Give me a boost.
1864
01:19:07,535 --> 01:19:08,411
- Okay.
- Right there.
1865
01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:09,912
Oh, your feet are really--
1866
01:19:09,996 --> 01:19:11,205
- Goddamn.
- You got it!
1867
01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:12,790
- Be careful.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
1868
01:19:12,874 --> 01:19:14,834
[Jane]
Okay. I'm close. [grunts]
1869
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,878
- Sophie, are we doing it?
- [Sophie] Yeah, uh...
1870
01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:18,880
Yes! Okay, push.
1871
01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:20,798
[Jane wincing]
1872
01:19:20,882 --> 01:19:23,843
Okay. I've got it.
I got it, I got it. [grunts]
1873
01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:25,636
- Oh, shit.
- [gasps]
1874
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:27,305
[Jane grunts softly]
1875
01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:29,473
Hey, you guys.
1876
01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:31,601
Okay.
1877
01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:33,644
Just forgot my key.
1878
01:19:33,728 --> 01:19:35,062
She forgot her key.
1879
01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:37,315
We're not doing anything
weird or illegal. [chuckles]
1880
01:19:41,319 --> 01:19:43,821
Jane, how are we
gonna get into this spa
1881
01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:45,531
- if our keys don't work?
- Wait here.
1882
01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:01,881
Oh, shi--
1883
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:03,382
- Hey!
- [Jane yelps]
1884
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:06,010
- Run for your fucking life!
- Oh! Go!
1885
01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:09,180
- [Coco] Why are they so fast?
- [all screaming]
1886
01:20:11,599 --> 01:20:12,934
- [Coco] Oh...
- [reader beeps]
1887
01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:19,273
- Why are they so fast?
- [panicked babbling]
1888
01:20:19,357 --> 01:20:21,317
[frantic panting]
1889
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,486
Aye-- Whoa...
1890
01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:28,282
[panting] Whoa!
1891
01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,952
Stop chasing us!
1892
01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:32,078
[scoffs]
1893
01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:33,162
She's not gonna shoot us.
1894
01:20:35,248 --> 01:20:37,833
[guards groaning, coughing]
1895
01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:39,710
What the fuck? [coughs]
1896
01:20:39,794 --> 01:20:42,630
- [Coco and Jane yell]
- [yelps]
1897
01:20:42,713 --> 01:20:44,590
- I'm so-- I'm sorry.
- [guards coughing]
1898
01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,218
You're gonna get
your eyesight back
1899
01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:48,719
in, like, three days.
1900
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,773
[women panting]
1901
01:21:02,483 --> 01:21:04,485
Hey, Mel, where's Shanti?
1902
01:21:05,987 --> 01:21:07,238
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, God.
1903
01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:08,531
- Oh, good.
- [Jane] Oh, jeez.
1904
01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:10,116
The dipshits are back.
1905
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,910
[pants] Listen, Shanti.
1906
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,289
You have to drop the charges
against Mel.
1907
01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:17,665
[Shanti] And why would I do that?
1908
01:21:18,124 --> 01:21:19,292
She's a disaster.
1909
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,710
[Jane] Okay, yes.
1910
01:21:21,961 --> 01:21:23,838
Obviously that is true.
1911
01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:25,840
Yeah, there's definitely
something wrong with her brain.
1912
01:21:25,923 --> 01:21:28,050
I-I still can't believe
she's allowed to vote.
1913
01:21:28,676 --> 01:21:30,344
[Jane] But let me
ask you something.
1914
01:21:30,928 --> 01:21:32,638
In your group of friends,
1915
01:21:33,764 --> 01:21:37,184
is there one person
who nobody really likes?
1916
01:21:37,977 --> 01:21:41,314
- Of course, Lauren Diplodocus.
- Oh.
1917
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:44,233
And do you ever wonder
why you still hang out with her?
1918
01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:47,111
Actually, yes. All the time.
1919
01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:48,321
Well, I'll tell you why.
1920
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:49,613
You hang out with her
1921
01:21:49,697 --> 01:21:53,743
because without her,
life is a little bit boring.
1922
01:21:54,285 --> 01:21:56,829
Also because we love
talking shit about her.
1923
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:59,040
- [Jane] That too.
- That's not nice, Shanti.
1924
01:21:59,749 --> 01:22:04,295
But my point is if you get rid
of everyone in your life
1925
01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:06,797
who rubs you the wrong way
or who disagrees with you,
1926
01:22:06,881 --> 01:22:08,591
or who is a hot mess,
1927
01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:11,260
then life gets pretty dull
pretty fast, right?
1928
01:22:11,344 --> 01:22:12,845
I mean, you need
the trainwrecks.
1929
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,639
You need the shit shows.
You need the human clown cars.
1930
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:20,394
You need them
because they stir things up
1931
01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:22,355
and they make life
a little better.
1932
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:25,524
- Do they?
- [Jane] Yes.
1933
01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:28,319
I had the best sex of my life
this weekend
1934
01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:32,907
all because Mel forced me
to talk to this really cute guy
1935
01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:36,619
who I would have
never talked to,
1936
01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:40,331
and none of that
would have happened without Mel.
1937
01:22:40,414 --> 01:22:41,957
- [Coco] Yeah.
- It's the same for me.
1938
01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:44,877
Mel got me out of a job
that I hated,
1939
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,880
and now I feel like
Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.
1940
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,382
Yeah, Mel even tried
1941
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,842
to hook me and my ex-husband
back up together
1942
01:22:51,926 --> 01:22:54,220
and it was a disaster,
it did not work at all.
1943
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:56,055
But you know,
she tried to help me.
1944
01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:57,807
And I really appreciate that.
1945
01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:01,644
So when you say
Mel is a disaster...
1946
01:23:02,561 --> 01:23:05,606
my response is "obviously."
1947
01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:08,901
I mean, she is the worst,
we get it.
1948
01:23:09,235 --> 01:23:13,989
But she's our disaster
and she's our friend,
1949
01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:17,326
and she makes things
better for us.
1950
01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:21,414
And none of this works
without her. None of it.
1951
01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:25,709
I just want to say,
I love being your disaster.
1952
01:23:26,293 --> 01:23:29,505
Please don't take Mel
away from us, Shanti.
1953
01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:31,048
We need her.
1954
01:23:31,132 --> 01:23:32,925
We do, we really do.
1955
01:23:35,970 --> 01:23:37,388
What do you say, Shanti?
1956
01:23:38,305 --> 01:23:39,140
Please?
1957
01:23:41,058 --> 01:23:42,017
Fine.
1958
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:43,811
I will call the police,
1959
01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:45,229
and tell them
to drop the charges.
1960
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:48,899
Just anything so that
you shut the fuck up!
1961
01:23:49,316 --> 01:23:50,151
Thank you.
1962
01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,903
And I will be sending you
a massive bill.
1963
01:23:52,987 --> 01:23:54,530
- [Jane] Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, my--
1964
01:23:54,613 --> 01:23:57,616
Oh, I can't believe that worked.
I can't believe that worked!
1965
01:23:57,992 --> 01:23:59,618
Oh, get in here, you lunatic.
1966
01:23:59,702 --> 01:24:03,164
Oh, my God. I love you guys.
I love you.
1967
01:24:03,247 --> 01:24:06,083
- We love you too, Mel.
- Oh...
1968
01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:11,964
♪ Sweet escape ♪
1969
01:24:12,465 --> 01:24:13,757
- Ooh.
- [laughs]
1970
01:24:13,841 --> 01:24:17,970
- ♪ Sunlight on the water... ♪
- [all laughing]
1971
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,222
- You guys okay?
- Hey, Roger.
1972
01:24:20,931 --> 01:24:23,350
Yeah, we're okay.
Thank you for your help.
1973
01:24:23,434 --> 01:24:24,351
That's okay.
1974
01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:26,020
How are you doing?
1975
01:24:26,103 --> 01:24:27,813
- How am I doing? Um...
- Yeah.
1976
01:24:29,940 --> 01:24:32,902
I-I want to say, um, sorry.
1977
01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:35,237
Like, sor--
I am sorry for everything.
1978
01:24:35,321 --> 01:24:37,990
Oh, it's-- Coco,
it's one weekend. It's fine.
1979
01:24:38,491 --> 01:24:40,409
I'm not just talking about
the weekend, Roger.
1980
01:24:40,493 --> 01:24:43,162
Like, I'm talking about,
like, everything.
1981
01:24:44,246 --> 01:24:45,789
Oh, okay.
1982
01:24:46,624 --> 01:24:47,791
I, um...
1983
01:24:48,876 --> 01:24:51,128
I even made an appointment
with a doctor, a therapist.
1984
01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:53,297
Oh, my God. Like,
I don't even know their name.
1985
01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:55,758
Dr. Heeber Geeber
or some shit. I don't know.
1986
01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:57,593
- Heeber Geeber? [laughs]
- Yep, that's
1987
01:24:57,676 --> 01:24:58,969
a very professional name.
1988
01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:01,931
And I don't even think being
a therapist is a real doctor,
1989
01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:03,641
but it is what it is,
and they have degrees
1990
01:25:03,724 --> 01:25:05,392
and hopefully
they can give me drugs and...
1991
01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:07,895
I'm just gonna try, you know?
1992
01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:09,605
Coco, that's huge.
1993
01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:11,148
[Coco] Yeah.
1994
01:25:11,232 --> 01:25:12,858
I'm really happy for you.
1995
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:14,944
I, uh...
1996
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:17,821
I really need some help.
1997
01:25:17,905 --> 01:25:20,407
I know. Babe, we all do.
1998
01:25:22,493 --> 01:25:24,787
Yeah. We do.
1999
01:25:24,870 --> 01:25:27,081
So, um, I'll see you
next Saturday
2000
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:29,375
in the parking lot, 2 p.m.
2001
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:31,126
- I will be there. Yeah.
- Great.
2002
01:25:31,210 --> 01:25:32,795
- Mm-hmm.
- Um...
2003
01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:34,797
Maybe we could grab
a coffee sometime.
2004
01:25:35,673 --> 01:25:37,258
Yeah, in a neutral location.
2005
01:25:37,341 --> 01:25:38,300
Yeah, I'd love that.
2006
01:25:38,384 --> 01:25:39,802
- Okay.
- Awesome.
2007
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:43,264
- See you later.
- Bye, Coco.
2008
01:25:43,347 --> 01:25:45,516
- Bye. Get home safe.
- You too.
2009
01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:49,562
- Stop looking at me like that.
- I can't, I can't.
2010
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,397
- Bye.
- Bye.
2011
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:52,982
- Hey.
- All right, bitches,
2012
01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:54,358
- let's go. Are we ready to go?
- Ooh!
2013
01:25:54,441 --> 01:25:56,151
- Yes, yes.
- Wait, wait, wait.
2014
01:25:56,235 --> 01:25:57,695
- Do we have everything?
- Yeah.
2015
01:25:57,778 --> 01:26:00,239
Wait. You're gonna leave
your yoga boyfriend behind?
2016
01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:02,992
- Mel.
- Come on, she's our friend,
2017
01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:06,120
and it's our job to tell her
when she's being an idiot.
2018
01:26:06,203 --> 01:26:07,538
And you are being an idiot.
2019
01:26:07,621 --> 01:26:10,207
Oh, I hate that she's making me
do this, but Mel is right.
2020
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:12,751
- Wait, what?
- I know. Don't get used to it.
2021
01:26:12,835 --> 01:26:15,754
I can't remember the last time
I've seen you as happy
2022
01:26:15,838 --> 01:26:16,964
as when you were with Kai.
2023
01:26:17,047 --> 01:26:20,175
I know, I know, but I think
I screwed it up last night.
2024
01:26:20,259 --> 01:26:21,844
- [Sophie] Oh, no...
- No, you can unscrew it.
2025
01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,887
- You think?
- [all] Yes.
2026
01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:27,474
I mean,
he did make me really happy.
2027
01:26:27,558 --> 01:26:30,060
- He's nice. And he cooks.
- Yeah. Yeah.
2028
01:26:30,144 --> 01:26:31,854
And you smile from ear to ear.
2029
01:26:31,937 --> 01:26:33,397
Yeah, he's got a dick.
2030
01:26:33,939 --> 01:26:36,066
- Should I go?
- [all] Yes!
2031
01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:38,027
Okay. Really?
2032
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,570
- [all] Yes!
- Okay. [giggles]
2033
01:26:39,653 --> 01:26:40,779
["I Want You Back"
by HAIM plays]
2034
01:26:40,863 --> 01:26:41,780
♪ I want you back ♪
2035
01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:43,240
♪ Mm ♪
2036
01:26:43,324 --> 01:26:45,909
♪ Just know that
I want you back ♪
2037
01:26:46,493 --> 01:26:47,536
♪ Uh-huh ♪
2038
01:26:47,620 --> 01:26:49,204
♪ Just know that
I want you ♪
2039
01:26:49,288 --> 01:26:50,789
♪ I'll take the fall
And the fault in us ♪
2040
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:52,374
- ♪ I'll give you all the love ♪
- Step one foot back.
2041
01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:54,376
♪ I never gave
Before I left you ♪
2042
01:26:55,794 --> 01:26:56,837
Hey.
2043
01:26:58,505 --> 01:26:59,340
Hey.
2044
01:26:59,423 --> 01:27:01,508
Oh, shit.
Something's going down.
2045
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:03,719
- She's really cute. I hate her.
- I know.
2046
01:27:04,845 --> 01:27:06,055
Can we talk?
2047
01:27:06,138 --> 01:27:08,724
Hey, uh,
I'm in the middle of class.
2048
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:11,685
I'm really sorry
about last night.
2049
01:27:11,769 --> 01:27:14,188
I could have handled that
so much better.
2050
01:27:15,272 --> 01:27:16,565
[stammers] The truth is that
2051
01:27:16,649 --> 01:27:18,776
I would love
to make it work with you.
2052
01:27:19,985 --> 01:27:20,944
Really?
2053
01:27:21,028 --> 01:27:24,531
Yes. Let's just go to dinner
and figure it out.
2054
01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:26,408
When?
2055
01:27:27,451 --> 01:27:28,786
July 19th?
2056
01:27:29,953 --> 01:27:31,789
Is-- Is it Bastille Day or?
2057
01:27:32,081 --> 01:27:33,374
Let's go this Friday.
2058
01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:34,750
[scoffs]
2059
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,794
What about everything
you said last night?
2060
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:41,632
With your family and your job
and kids and everything, Jane?
2061
01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:43,008
You know what?
2062
01:27:43,092 --> 01:27:45,928
They're just gonna have to
take care of themselves for a few hours
2063
01:27:46,011 --> 01:27:49,807
because this is what I want.
You're what I want.
2064
01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:53,477
And sometimes, just sometimes,
2065
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,063
I get to do
what I fucking want to do.
2066
01:27:57,481 --> 01:28:00,275
Oh, my God,
I am totally on her side now.
2067
01:28:00,359 --> 01:28:02,486
Oh, me too.
I hope they get married.
2068
01:28:02,569 --> 01:28:06,907
I'm not sure I fully believe
what I just said right now.
2069
01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,826
Plus you work at a spa
2070
01:28:08,909 --> 01:28:10,828
and you live
100 miles away from me
2071
01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:12,454
- and you sleep in a hammock.
- [chuckles]
2072
01:28:12,538 --> 01:28:13,831
And there's probably
zero chance
2073
01:28:13,914 --> 01:28:15,249
that this is ever
going to work out.
2074
01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:18,419
But you said to put myself first
every now and again
2075
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,587
and I'm trying really hard
to do that right now.
2076
01:28:20,671 --> 01:28:23,090
So if you'll just have
dinner with me?
2077
01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:25,092
He just said put yourself first.
2078
01:28:25,175 --> 01:28:26,051
- I know, I know.
- When do we
2079
01:28:26,135 --> 01:28:27,803
ever put ourselves first?
2080
01:28:29,763 --> 01:28:33,350
Say yes before
I screw this whole thing up.
2081
01:28:34,852 --> 01:28:36,812
For you, Jane,
I'm free any night.
2082
01:28:37,438 --> 01:28:38,564
Aw...
2083
01:28:39,148 --> 01:28:40,190
Okay.
2084
01:28:40,274 --> 01:28:41,483
[sighs, chuckles]
2085
01:28:42,568 --> 01:28:44,611
- Tongue, tongue, I saw tongue.
- Whoa. [chuckles]
2086
01:28:53,203 --> 01:28:55,622
["Best Life" by Littie, Kali J,
And Beginners plays]
2087
01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:12,806
Bonjour and welcome
to Solaris Monte Carlo.
2088
01:29:13,474 --> 01:29:16,351
- Ooh.
- [chuckles deviously]
2089
01:29:16,435 --> 01:29:19,104
- [gasps] Oh my gosh.
- Wow.
2090
01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:21,356
I can't believe it's your job
to evaluate
2091
01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:23,275
every Solaris spa
in the world.
2092
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,401
I know.
2093
01:29:24,485 --> 01:29:27,196
And remember, we have to try
every spa treatment...
2094
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:28,614
- No.
- ...every entree...
2095
01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:30,157
- What?
- ...every cocktail, everything.
2096
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,618
Oh my God, this is so much
better than your last job.
2097
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:34,578
This is so much better
than any job.
2098
01:29:34,661 --> 01:29:35,662
Oh, wait, where's Mel?
2099
01:29:35,746 --> 01:29:37,748
- [yelps, grunts]
- [fabric tears]
2100
01:29:37,831 --> 01:29:38,832
[all yell]
2101
01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:40,626
- Wow!
- [Mel yelps, grunts]
2102
01:29:41,627 --> 01:29:42,461
Whew!
2103
01:29:42,753 --> 01:29:44,379
- Okay.
- You good?
2104
01:29:45,756 --> 01:29:46,632
How do I look?
2105
01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:48,050
- Great.
- Insane.
2106
01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:50,302
- Okay, I-- remember, um...
- Yeah.
2107
01:29:50,969 --> 01:29:53,138
...we cannot get too crazy
this weekend though,
2108
01:29:53,222 --> 01:29:54,056
- okay?
- Okay.
2109
01:29:54,139 --> 01:29:56,350
Absolutely, I'm going to be
on my best behavior.
2110
01:29:56,433 --> 01:29:57,851
["Best Life" continues]
2111
01:29:57,935 --> 01:29:59,269
♪ Look at us livin'
Our best life ♪
2112
01:29:59,353 --> 01:30:00,729
♪ Just giving ourselves right ♪
2113
01:30:00,813 --> 01:30:02,731
♪ Look at us
Living our best life ♪
2114
01:30:02,815 --> 01:30:03,857
[camera shutter clicks]
2115
01:30:05,484 --> 01:30:07,945
♪ Five, six
Five, six ♪
2116
01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:09,071
- [beep]
- ♪ Seven, eight ♪
2117
01:30:09,154 --> 01:30:10,364
["Hot To Go!"
by Chappell Roan plays]
2118
01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:12,741
[flashbulb popping]
2119
01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:15,410
[all] Whoa!
2120
01:30:19,248 --> 01:30:20,541
Holy shit.
2121
01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:23,252
But it feels like that goat
knows what it's doing.
2122
01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:25,629
- Oh, I love you, Daddy.
- ♪ ...Your new addiction ♪
2123
01:30:25,712 --> 01:30:27,840
♪ It's all in my head
But I want non-fiction... ♪
2124
01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:30,467
{\an8}- [chimes]
- Oh, what's that?
2125
01:30:30,551 --> 01:30:31,844
{\an8}It's a phone.
2126
01:30:32,052 --> 01:30:34,721
{\an8}[both laugh]
2127
01:30:34,805 --> 01:30:35,889
[laughs, speaks indistinctly]
2128
01:30:35,973 --> 01:30:39,017
♪ Baby, do you like this beat? ♪
2129
01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,812
♪ I made it
So you'd dance with me ♪
2130
01:30:41,895 --> 01:30:43,564
{\an8}[laughter]
2131
01:30:43,647 --> 01:30:46,441
{\an8}It's like I've never
jumped before. Whoa!
2132
01:30:46,525 --> 01:30:47,651
{\an8}[laughs]
2133
01:30:47,734 --> 01:30:49,695
{\an8}- Oh!
- Oh, shit!
2134
01:30:49,778 --> 01:30:51,071
{\an8}Sophie!
2135
01:30:51,488 --> 01:30:54,074
{\an8}Sophie, you got fucked up!
Are you okay?
2136
01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:56,368
{\an8}[sobbing]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
2137
01:30:56,743 --> 01:30:58,453
{\an8}No!
2138
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:00,956
No! [sobs]
2139
01:31:01,039 --> 01:31:02,708
{\an8}- [beep]
- What would you do for a job?
2140
01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:03,709
{\an8}- [beep]
- Would you be willing
2141
01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:04,626
{\an8}- to show your tits?
- [beep]
2142
01:31:04,710 --> 01:31:06,795
Would you be willing
to go to Japan and escort?
2143
01:31:06,879 --> 01:31:07,880
{\an8}- [beep]
- Would you be willing
2144
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,882
{\an8}to give hand jobs
at an old people's home?
2145
01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:13,093
I've done it. You wear a glove.
[wheezing laugh]
2146
01:31:13,176 --> 01:31:14,052
- [beep]
- [Mel chuckling]
2147
01:31:14,136 --> 01:31:16,471
{\an8}You're all demented.
2148
01:31:17,472 --> 01:31:21,059
- ♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪
- We're demented.
2149
01:31:21,143 --> 01:31:24,146
{\an8}♪ You can take me
Hot to go ♪
2150
01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:27,691
{\an8}♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O ♪
2151
01:31:27,774 --> 01:31:29,484
{\an8}♪ You can take me ♪
2152
01:31:29,568 --> 01:31:31,153
- ♪ Hot to go... ♪
- [beep]
2153
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:32,738
I'll take a happy ending.
2154
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,197
- [man] Cut.
- [laughter]
2155
01:31:34,531 --> 01:31:36,033
{\an8}- That's nice. Ah--
- Oh...
2156
01:31:36,116 --> 01:31:37,659
{\an8}- [beep]
- Oh! Oh...
2157
01:31:37,743 --> 01:31:39,161
- [beep]
- Catch! [grunts]
2158
01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:41,121
{\an8}- [gasps]
- [thuds]
2159
01:31:41,914 --> 01:31:43,415
{\an8}- [Coco] Are you okay, Jane?
- [giggles]
2160
01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:44,458
[laughs]
2161
01:31:44,541 --> 01:31:47,878
♪ It's like a hundred
Ninety-nine degrees ♪
2162
01:31:47,961 --> 01:31:49,630
- [beep]
- Can I just say actually
2163
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:51,798
one of the goats fucked me.
2164
01:31:51,882 --> 01:31:54,051
And today
I felt really nauseous.
2165
01:31:54,134 --> 01:31:55,636
I feel like I'm glowing,
2166
01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:57,888
and, honestly,
I could be pregnant.
2167
01:31:57,971 --> 01:32:00,432
I want to know the goat's
gonna pay for our child.
2168
01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,851
- I'm not raising this kid alone.
- [Coco giggles]
2169
01:32:02,935 --> 01:32:05,145
[laughing]
I want a hands-on dad.
2170
01:32:05,228 --> 01:32:08,523
- [Coco giggles]
- ♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪
2171
01:32:08,607 --> 01:32:09,483
- [beep]
- You're supposed to leave me
2172
01:32:09,566 --> 01:32:11,443
for like some pretty hot thing.
2173
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:12,778
- Not Kathy Lee Gifford.
- [beep]
2174
01:32:12,861 --> 01:32:14,446
- [beeping]
- Ina Garten. Angela Merkel.
2175
01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:15,989
- [beeping]
- Joy Behar. Okay, Betty White.
2176
01:32:16,073 --> 01:32:17,407
- [beep]
- Dame Judi Dench.
2177
01:32:17,491 --> 01:32:18,784
- [laughs]
- That's so rude, by the way.
2178
01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:19,743
You're beautiful.
2179
01:32:20,077 --> 01:32:21,203
This is so fucked up.
2180
01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:25,332
- I am so sorry I'm late.
- [beep]
2181
01:32:25,415 --> 01:32:26,500
My parrot is sick.
2182
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:28,251
- [beep]
- I fell off my scooter again.
2183
01:32:28,335 --> 01:32:29,211
- [beep]
- I got attacked
2184
01:32:29,294 --> 01:32:30,921
by a swarm of bees.
2185
01:32:31,004 --> 01:32:33,006
[all laugh]
2186
01:32:33,090 --> 01:32:36,677
- ♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪
- [beep]
2187
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,261
Okay, you can have
all three of them.
2188
01:32:39,137 --> 01:32:41,682
- All of my daughters. [laughs]
- [all laughing]
2189
01:32:42,933 --> 01:32:44,351
- [beep]
- [wails]
2190
01:32:44,434 --> 01:32:46,061
[laughs]
2191
01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:47,688
- [beep]
- [overlapping chatter]
2192
01:32:47,771 --> 01:32:49,648
- Oh, yes.
- ♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O... ♪
2193
01:32:49,731 --> 01:32:50,899
- [whispering] I love you.
- [Coco giggles]
2194
01:32:50,983 --> 01:32:52,401
♪ Take me hot to go ♪
2195
01:32:52,484 --> 01:32:55,696
Isla, stop grabbing my ass
and pack your shit.
2196
01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:58,532
- I'm joking!
- [both laughing]
2197
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,162
{\an8}["Good, Good day"
by Lady Bri plays]
2198
01:33:04,538 --> 01:33:05,414
{\an8}♪ Whoo! ♪
2199
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:08,542
♪ It's a great, great day ♪
2200
01:33:09,376 --> 01:33:10,544
♪ It's a good day ♪
2201
01:33:12,546 --> 01:33:16,008
- ♪ Get up, woo! ♪
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
2202
01:33:16,425 --> 01:33:18,010
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, yeah ♪
2203
01:33:18,093 --> 01:33:19,553
♪ Can't you see
The sun shining? ♪
2204
01:33:19,636 --> 01:33:21,722
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
- ♪ Get up! ♪
2205
01:33:21,805 --> 01:33:23,849
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, yeah ♪
2206
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:26,351
♪ I woke up
And I rolled outta bed ♪
2207
01:33:26,643 --> 01:33:29,021
♪ Got dressed
And I left at ten ♪
2208
01:33:29,354 --> 01:33:31,398
♪ Checked my nails
lookin' good ♪
2209
01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:34,192
♪ It's a beautiful day
In the neighborhood ♪
2210
01:33:34,276 --> 01:33:35,736
- ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪
- ♪ I know ♪
2211
01:33:35,819 --> 01:33:37,904
- ♪ This'll be the day ♪
- ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪
2212
01:33:37,988 --> 01:33:40,866
- ♪ Everything will be okay ♪
- ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪
2213
01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:43,326
- ♪ I kiss my cares all the way ♪
- ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪
2214
01:33:43,952 --> 01:33:45,996
♪ It's gonna be
A good, good day ♪
2215
01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:47,998
♪ It's gonna be
A good, good day ♪
2216
01:33:48,081 --> 01:33:49,583
♪ Good, good day ♪
2217
01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:51,001
- ♪ Good, good day ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
2218
01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:52,544
♪ I think it's finally all ♪
2219
01:33:52,627 --> 01:33:56,173
- ♪ Gonna go my way ♪
- ♪ Go my way ♪
2220
01:33:56,798 --> 01:33:59,259
♪ Rain or shine
No, I don't mind ♪
2221
01:33:59,342 --> 01:34:01,053
♪ This day is mine ♪
2222
01:34:01,136 --> 01:34:04,890
♪ I'm gonna chase all those
Gray clouds away ♪
2223
01:34:05,724 --> 01:34:07,768
♪ It's gonna be
A good day ♪
2224
01:34:07,851 --> 01:34:09,978
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah ♪
2225
01:34:10,062 --> 01:34:11,354
♪ Nah, nah
Nah, nah ♪
2226
01:34:11,438 --> 01:34:13,023
♪ It's gonna be
A good day ♪
2227
01:34:13,106 --> 01:34:15,400
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah ♪
2228
01:34:15,776 --> 01:34:17,986
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, yeah ♪
2229
01:34:18,070 --> 01:34:20,238
♪ No more crying
Myself to sleep ♪
2230
01:34:20,322 --> 01:34:22,824
♪ And thinking better days
Are a far-off dream ♪
2231
01:34:22,908 --> 01:34:25,410
♪ Get up
And I move my feet ♪
2232
01:34:25,494 --> 01:34:28,288
♪ 'Cause I hear music
Playing on these streets ♪
2233
01:34:28,371 --> 01:34:30,082
- ♪ Ah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Ain't nobody ♪
2234
01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:32,000
- ♪ Gonna cry today ♪
- ♪ Ah, yeah ♪
2235
01:34:32,084 --> 01:34:33,251
♪ Ain't nobody gonna ♪
2236
01:34:33,335 --> 01:34:34,586
- ♪ Die today ♪
- ♪ Ah, yeah ♪
2237
01:34:34,669 --> 01:34:35,670
♪ I kiss
My cares ♪
2238
01:34:35,754 --> 01:34:37,881
- ♪ All the way ♪
- ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪
2239
01:34:37,964 --> 01:34:39,925
♪ It's gonna be
A good, good day ♪
2240
01:34:40,008 --> 01:34:42,010
♪ It's gonna be
A good, good day ♪
2241
01:34:42,094 --> 01:34:43,428
♪ Good, good day ♪
2242
01:34:43,512 --> 01:34:45,472
♪ Gonna be
A good, good day ♪
2243
01:34:45,555 --> 01:34:46,556
♪ I think it's finally all ♪
2244
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:49,392
- ♪ Gonna go my way ♪
- ♪ Go my way ♪
2245
01:34:49,476 --> 01:34:50,811
♪ Go my way ♪
2246
01:34:50,894 --> 01:34:53,230
♪ Rain or shine
No I don't mind ♪
2247
01:34:53,313 --> 01:34:55,065
♪ This day is mine ♪
2248
01:34:55,148 --> 01:34:56,566
♪ I'm gonna chase
All those ♪
2249
01:34:56,650 --> 01:34:58,944
♪ Gray clouds away ♪
2250
01:34:59,820 --> 01:35:01,613
♪ It's gonna be
A good day ♪
2251
01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:03,031
♪ Nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah ♪
2252
01:35:03,115 --> 01:35:04,407
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah ♪
- ♪ It's beautiful ♪
2253
01:35:04,491 --> 01:35:05,826
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
- ♪ It's gonna be ♪
2254
01:35:05,909 --> 01:35:06,993
♪ A good day ♪
2255
01:35:07,077 --> 01:35:09,246
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
2256
01:35:09,329 --> 01:35:10,372
♪ Nah, nah, nah ♪
2257
01:35:10,455 --> 01:35:11,998
♪ It's gonna be
A good, good day ♪
2258
01:35:12,082 --> 01:35:14,167
♪ No more crying
Myself to sleep ♪
2259
01:35:14,251 --> 01:35:17,087
♪ And thinking better days
Are a far-off dream ♪
2260
01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:19,464
♪ Get up
And I move my feet ♪
2261
01:35:19,548 --> 01:35:21,007
♪ 'Cause I hear
Music playing ♪
2262
01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:23,051
♪ It's gonna be
A good, good day ♪
2263
01:35:23,135 --> 01:35:25,220
♪ It's gonna be
A good, good day ♪
2264
01:35:25,303 --> 01:35:26,805
♪ Good
Good day ♪
2265
01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:28,306
♪ It's a good, good day ♪
2266
01:35:28,390 --> 01:35:29,724
♪ I think it's finally all ♪
2267
01:35:29,808 --> 01:35:33,353
- ♪ Gonna go my way ♪
- ♪ Go my way ♪
2268
01:35:34,062 --> 01:35:35,063
♪ Rain
Or shine ♪
2269
01:35:35,147 --> 01:35:36,356
♪ No
I don't mind ♪
2270
01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:37,983
♪ This day is mine ♪
2271
01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:39,651
♪ I'm gonna chase
All those ♪
2272
01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:42,028
♪ Gray clouds
Away ♪
2273
01:35:43,029 --> 01:35:44,489
♪ It's gonna be
A good day ♪
2274
01:35:44,573 --> 01:35:45,448
♪ Nah, nah,
Nah ♪
2275
01:35:45,532 --> 01:35:46,408
♪ Nah, nah,
Nah, nah ♪
2276
01:35:46,491 --> 01:35:47,325
♪ Nah, nah ♪
2277
01:35:47,409 --> 01:35:48,243
♪ Nah, nah,
Nah ♪
2278
01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:49,161
♪ Nah, nah,
Nah, nah ♪
2279
01:35:49,244 --> 01:35:50,120
♪ It's gonna be
A good day ♪
2280
01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:51,037
♪ Nah, nah,
Nah ♪
2281
01:35:51,121 --> 01:35:51,955
♪ Nah, nah,
Nah, nah ♪
2282
01:35:52,038 --> 01:35:52,873
♪ Nah, nah ♪
2283
01:35:52,956 --> 01:35:53,790
♪ Nah, nah,
Nah ♪
2284
01:35:53,874 --> 01:35:54,708
♪ Nah, nah,
Nah, nah ♪
2285
01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:55,917
♪ It's gonna be
A good day ♪
2286
01:37:01,858 --> 01:37:02,984
[goat bleats]