1 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,388 Baby, I think we should buy a gun. 2 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,140 A gun? 3 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:19,060 Yeah, just like to have around the house, 4 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,396 -so you can protect me. -Oh, interesting. Alright. 5 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,942 Do you think you'd, like, keep bullets in the gun 6 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,902 -at the ready, always? -Obviously, we would have 7 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,487 -bullets in the gun. -Okay. 8 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,156 You just shoot at the floor, and then it scares them. 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,783 -Alright. -And then they run away. 10 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,369 -Okay. -And then, you don't have to shoot anyone. 11 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:39,748 Yeah, I don't-- I'm not really a gun person. 12 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,042 Okay, fine, we can just get a Byrna. 13 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,836 What's a Byrna? 14 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:48,923 Okay, so it's like a nonlethal pistol 15 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,508 and it fires pepper rounds. 16 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,926 But the cool thing about it is, like, 17 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,888 you need a security guard license to own one. 18 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:58,308 So, you get to do this, like, free Zoom security guard training 19 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,018 -when you get it. -Oh, that is cool. 20 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:01,936 Here, hold on, it's really cool. Let me show you. 21 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,938 -Alright. -Where's my fucking phone? 22 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,022 -Oh. -Oh, fuck. 23 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,734 Alright, that's actually a perfect example 24 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,569 of why we should not have a gun in the house. 25 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,529 -Why? -If that was a gun, 26 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,990 it would have just, like, shot my dick off or something. 27 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,742 I'm not holding it like a gun. Like, if this was a gun, 28 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,078 -I wouldn't be like... Okay? -Alright, okay, I really hope not. 29 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,329 -Okay. -Well, now it's a gun. 30 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,622 -Now, it's a gun? -Now, it's a gun. 31 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:21,748 -Oh, shit. -Yeah. 32 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,124 Try to take it out of my hands now. 33 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,543 Come on, try to take the gun. Try to take the gun. 34 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:26,836 Oh, my God! 35 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,838 -What the fuck?! -Oh, fuck. Sorry. 36 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,591 -Sorry. -My bad. 37 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,884 -It's my boyfriend's fault. -Yep. 38 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:36,387 Can I come down and grab that from you? 39 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:40,058 -Wait, what's he holding? -Wait, he's... 40 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:41,392 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 41 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,769 Go, go, go, run. 42 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:44,604 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 43 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:46,064 -Fuck! -Fuck. 44 00:01:46,146 --> 00:01:47,565 -Do you think... -Oh, fuck. 45 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:48,942 ...we can still get the phone back, or probably not? 46 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,485 Don't worry about the phone right now! 47 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,619 It's a bummer for me, too. 48 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:00,787 Yeah. 49 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,248 Yeah, it-- I mean, 50 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:06,376 Kia is a really nostalgic car for Tallulah. 51 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,044 It was the first car she ever drove. 52 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,878 I'm lying. She can't drive. 53 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,548 Yeah, well, 54 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,050 maybe we knock off the grid post, 35k? 55 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:19,430 No, I know it's a bad deal. For Tallulah. 56 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,808 Yeah, Scott, you're fucking us on this. 57 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,351 You are. It's fine. 58 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:25,603 But don't say you're not fucking us when you clearly are. 59 00:02:26,603 --> 00:02:27,730 30k. 30k. 60 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,899 I would say you can do it for 20k. 61 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,067 Like, 20 is good. Grayson did it for 20. 62 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,530 No. 30k and a story post is my final offer. 63 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,241 Amazing. 64 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,077 -Amazing. Okay. -Oh, my God. 65 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,036 Alright. 66 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,247 Oh, have fun at the baby shower. 67 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:50,795 Oh, my God! 68 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,841 -Oh! Oh! -Yeah, girl! Yes, girl! 69 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,927 I am fucking addicted to deals! 70 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,471 -Shoot them deals, bitch, yeah! -Yes! Yes! 71 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,558 And then, the second time that I saw the Hannah Montana movie, 72 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,435 the part where she, like, takes off her wig 73 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,562 and she's like, "I can't do this anymore." 74 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:09,939 Why are you laughing? 75 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,025 I'm sorry. 76 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,111 No, go ahead, finish. 77 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,907 She's like, "I can't do this anymore. I can't be Hannah." I have, like-- 78 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,658 I have, like, full body chills talking about it. 79 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,327 -No, I-- -It's actually like a lot for me. 80 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,494 I can tell. 81 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,579 -It was big for me, okay? -Yeah! 82 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,916 Mm, she's obsessed with you. 83 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,918 You're obsessed with me. 84 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:33,755 Hi, queen. I tried calling you, but you didn't pick up. 85 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:37,591 So, just voice-noting you to say Kia wants to pay you 86 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,178 30k for a story post. So sick. 87 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,263 -Oh, my God-- -Also, I think I ate too much fiber, 88 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,599 and now the poop is, like, solid inside of me. 89 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:46,517 I'm so bloated. 90 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,685 -Hi. -But 30k! 91 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:48,853 -Hey. -Call me back. 92 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,855 Making coffee. 93 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,274 -30k? -Oh. 94 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,692 For one day of work? Is that normal? 95 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:59,447 Well, it kinda used to be, but that's like COVID money. 96 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,782 It's a car company. 97 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,408 -Yeah. -You know how to drive? 98 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:05,954 I mean, like, I've driven before, but I don't, like, know how to drive. 99 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,789 What the fuck does that mean? 100 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,624 -What? -You've driven, 101 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,084 but you don't know how to drive? 102 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,669 -Yeah, so I'll learn. -I got you. 103 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,128 -What? -Hey. Morning. 104 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,338 -Hi! -Good morning. 105 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,714 -Hey, good morning. -Hey. Mm. 106 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,716 -Good morning, Garrett. -Morning. 107 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:20,760 -Hi. -What's up? 108 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:21,844 -Hey. -Hey, do you wanna teach me 109 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:22,762 how to drive today? 110 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,138 My God, yes, are you kidding me? 111 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,057 I've been driving, like, in LA my entire life. 112 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,685 That's my shit. That's like the one thing I've, like, mastered, I feel like. 113 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,853 Garrett, you wanna stay for coffee? 114 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,230 Oh no, I'm okay, thank you. 115 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:34,065 I'm actually probably just gonna head out, yeah. 116 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:35,817 -Oh, okay. -Yeah, but-- Yeah, text me. 117 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,026 -Yeah, we'll see you. -Yeah. 118 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,865 What? It's nothing. 119 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,701 We're, like, super casual, just having fun, 120 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,869 and he's whatever, so, like, don't mind him. 121 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,080 -Hey, sorry. -Oh, my God, hello! 122 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,874 Sorry, no, I forgot my bike lock key here. 123 00:04:51,957 --> 00:04:53,126 Silly. 124 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,043 Take care. 125 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,546 -Bye! -Bye. 126 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,341 Yeah, he's so responsible. 127 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,095 Mm! 128 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,805 -This is so good. -I know. 129 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:08,182 -Thank you so much. -Oh, my God, of course. 130 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,184 You have been locked in. 131 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,186 -Like, I am impressed. -Thank you so much. 132 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,397 It means a lot coming from you. 133 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,818 You know, your work ethic reminds me of me when I was your age. 134 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:22,280 Which wasn't even that long ago. 135 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,283 Okay, exciting news. 136 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:30,413 Just between us, Alyssa180 is being featured in Forbes. 137 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,582 They're sending a photographer up at the end of the month. 138 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,709 -That is amazing. -Mm. 139 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,544 That's so sick. 140 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:39,088 And so, it's gonna be, like, photos of you, 141 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,799 or like, you and the whole office, or-- 142 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,678 Knock-a-doodle-doo! Oh, hey, Maia. Sugarfish! 143 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:46,721 Fun! 144 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,557 Hey, Alyssa, did you get my vacation request? 145 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,060 -I'm just about to book it. -Remind me what it is again. 146 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:55,438 Oh, it's a biking trip up the coast where I get to try every type of apple. 147 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,647 -Fun! -Yeah. 148 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,982 We won't even notice you're gone. 149 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,776 -'Kay. -Okay, bye, love you. 150 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,110 -Love you more. -Mm. 151 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,654 Oh, my God, poor Court. 152 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,407 Jesus, I just, like, really hope she finds someone. 153 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,660 We're so lucky we have such amazing partners. 154 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,788 -Yeah. -You know what's crazy? 155 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,331 I've never met Jeremy. 156 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:15,124 -What? That is crazy. -Yeah. 157 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,001 Because, like, he knows all about you. 158 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,628 -He does? -I mean, he's my partner 159 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,755 and he is my closest collaborator. 160 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,132 -I tell him everything. -Ugh, that must be so nice 161 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,843 to just never have to stop talking about work. 162 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:31,224 He's a music producer, and, like, I always ask for his advice, 163 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,683 as long as it isn't song time. 164 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,019 Dylan's the same way. He'll do some music stuff, 165 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:39,148 and when he's thinking of a song, he's just, like, off in his own world. 166 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,150 I'm like, "Hello? I have a tiny problem." 167 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,529 Wait, Dylan is a songwriter? 168 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,864 Wow, look at us! I didn't know that. 169 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,699 -We are both in power couples. -Yeah. 170 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:52,286 For Dylan, it's more 171 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,038 a part of his teaching. 172 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,749 I just had the best idea. We need to have a double date. 173 00:06:56,832 --> 00:06:58,459 -Yes. -Like, I don't know why Jeremy 174 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,294 and I don't have couple friends. That's so weird. 175 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,504 -So weird. -Yeah. 176 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,297 Okay, well, how's tomorrow night? 177 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,466 -We're in. -'Kay, we'll host. 178 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:08,636 You guys come starving. Jeremy loves to cook. 179 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:11,222 Ooh! What should we bring? 180 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,474 Anything. We're easy. 181 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,101 Okay, I'll grab some flowers and a-- 182 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,311 Mm, no flowers. We're not a flowers house. 183 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,480 -No, no, not flowers. -Okay. 184 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,732 Oh, and people here get into an accident, 185 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,276 like, every six months, so when it happens to you, 186 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,527 don't freak out. 187 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,487 I don't want to get into an accident, Alani. 188 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:28,114 No, no, it's good. It means you're safe 189 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,074 for another six months. That's, like, I don't know, 190 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:33,034 when you see your babysitter get, like, struck by lightning, or... 191 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,245 or like adult twins. 192 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,330 -It doesn't make any sense. -Okay, we're gonna make this left, 193 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,748 'cause when it's red, it's your turn. 194 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:39,750 Right now? 195 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,169 Ooh, shit. 196 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,422 I'm sorry, I'm new! 197 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,507 Sorry! 198 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,301 Fucking asshole. 199 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,304 -Is that Garrett? -No. 200 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,597 I don't even, like, care about that guy. 201 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,682 Okay, well, that's not true. 202 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,476 You like him, Alani, we know that. 203 00:07:56,558 --> 00:07:58,603 Okay, well, he's just, like, definitely a fuck boy. 204 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,438 Okay, I mean, like, he's a fuck boy now, 205 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:02,815 but you just have to make him, like, obsessed with you. 206 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,358 You're right. You're right, you're right. 207 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,152 You're right, I need to stand in my motherfucking power 208 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,487 and text him right now and tell him 209 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,322 -how much I care about him. -No, Alani! 210 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,908 Are you crazy? No. 211 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,701 Then, what do you want me to do? I don't understand. 212 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,828 You need to be mean and trick him. 213 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,122 Okay, well, Lula, we both know that I can't be mean. 214 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,918 Okay, you know what, just take out your phone, and-- 215 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,836 Actually, just let me see, let me do it. 216 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,005 -Swear to God, bitch, go! -Just let me do it. 217 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:27,715 Okay! 218 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,926 I don't wanna make a left. I wanna make a right. 219 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,594 -I wanna make a right. -Okay. Okay. It's fine. It's fine. 220 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,304 -It's fine. It's fine, it's fine. -I don't wanna make a left anymore! 221 00:08:33,386 --> 00:08:34,722 It's easier if I just do it. Let's just switch. 222 00:08:34,804 --> 00:08:35,972 -Okay. -Let's switch, let's switch. 223 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,601 Fuck. I mean, archive Westwood, bitch. 224 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:41,062 Like, are you kidding? I'm gagging! 225 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:44,857 Like, these bitches could never! 226 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:49,153 I mean, it's gonna be epic! 227 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,616 Right, it was a language thing. Yeah, you like it though, right? 228 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,159 -Yeah, it's good. -Yeah! Yo, Lukas. 229 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:58,120 -Hey, that thing's lit. -Man, I freaking love it. 230 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,039 Thanks, thanks. 231 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,583 So, what do you say? 232 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,961 You, me, the boys? 233 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,796 Vegas. 234 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,467 Yeah, I know you're probably seeing other people for this, 235 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,511 but, Lukas, I could kill it for you. 236 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:16,389 Yeah, it's just, you know, we have a lot of options to weigh. 237 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,729 -Psych! -What? 238 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,731 You should see your face, my dog. 239 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,650 What did my face do? What? 240 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,819 It's you! It's been you for, like, 20 minutes! 241 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,279 -Shut up! -You're coming to Vegas! 242 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,863 You're bad, you're bad. 243 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,532 He's bad. Thank you. 244 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,367 -You guys got me. -Dude, you're gonna be so stoked. 245 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,952 We have two whole floors at the Luxor. 246 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,495 Dude, there's an esports lounge. 247 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,164 And all our rooms interconnect, so when any of us 248 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,040 need to check in with an accountability partner, 249 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,376 we can just knock on a door. 250 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,878 Yeah. Yeah. 251 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:51,549 Now, just what is-- what is an accountability... 252 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,426 -Accountability partner. -Yeah, what is that term? 253 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,178 -Yeah. -We help each other stay on track. 254 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,930 -Mm-hmm. -Spiritually and morally. 255 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,724 -Morally. -Really, any sins at all. 256 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,392 But mostly pornography addiction. 257 00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:03,144 -Yeah. -Pornography addiction. 258 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,604 Like right now, we got this thread going 259 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,564 where if we even think about going 260 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,941 to one of those bad websites, we just check in with each other. 261 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,652 And you just send other the websites, or... 262 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,822 you just say, "I've been thinking"? I'm just trying to-- yeah. 263 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,370 -Aw. -All good, brother. Give it. 264 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,372 -He was thinking. -Love you. 265 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,957 We love you, man. We love you. 266 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,292 -The fuck? -Stay prayered up. 267 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,837 Do you have any nudes on your phone? 268 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,381 Yeah, they're in an album called "Nudes of my body, private." 269 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,468 Oh, my God. Alani! 270 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,971 -This photo is insane. -I know, right? 271 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,473 How did you even get the lighting like that? 272 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,600 -Like, this is crazy. -I wish I could take credit. 273 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,144 -That was my dad's old DP. -Oh, my God. 274 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:46,937 Yeah, Carl was actually so sweet. 275 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,439 It's, like, really not cool what happened to him. 276 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,191 -Everyone overreacted. -Okay. 277 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:52,443 I am sending this picture to Garrett. 278 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:55,613 -'Kay. -And I'm gonna say... 279 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,491 "Oops, sorry, wrong person." 280 00:10:58,574 --> 00:10:59,909 Okay. 281 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,829 "Can I come over later?" 282 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,915 -Are you serious? -So easy. Yeah. 283 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,416 -You're lying. Okay, okay, say-- -No, no, he literally just-- 284 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,210 -Say, "Yes, I'm so down, baby." -No! 285 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,670 -"Pull up around six--" -Oh, my God! 286 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:15,091 Alani, you are not getting the point. No. "Sorry. Busy." 287 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,051 Okay, but Lula, I'm not busy. 288 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,137 I'm free. 289 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,811 I'm sorry, what does that say? 290 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,312 "Wine in my backyard tomorrow?" 291 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,022 -Boom, bitch, phase two! -Okay. Okay. 292 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,440 -Okay, okay, you're right. -Okay? 293 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,152 Hey, babe, you're making me nervous. 294 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,446 Well, sorry, I have to hit my steps, so. 295 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,948 It's just a lot of walking around the apartment. 296 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,075 -Here you go. -Thank you. 297 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,993 -What's this? -Mm! 298 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,578 -It's my big bag of wigs. -Oh. 299 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,122 -You've never seen my big bag of wigs? -I have not. 300 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,040 -Ooh. -I'm going to a wig party tonight. 301 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,459 -You guys can actually come. -Dylan, no. 302 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,211 A wig party would literally kill you. 303 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,172 Okay, we have to be fresh and ready for tomorrow night. 304 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,884 Right, we have to stay in tonight because of a dinner we have tomorrow. 305 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,595 Okay, baby? Do not joke. 306 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,431 -I'm not joking. -Okay? Alyssa finally takes me 307 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,100 seriously as a peer, okay? And if Jeremy likes you, 308 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,518 then we're gonna be couple friends. 309 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,645 Next thing you know, we're going on dinner dates. 310 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,356 Me and Alyssa, we're texting each other TikToks at work. 311 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,900 She's laughing. We're going on couples' trips. 312 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:19,572 Then, bam, me and her next to each other in Forbes fucking magazine. 313 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,157 -Okay, guys? -Great. 314 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,533 -That's the one. -Baby, really, 315 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:23,826 you don't have to worry about me. 316 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,078 The dads at school, they love me. 317 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,039 You know, you say, like, "Hey, you see the new season of Reacher?" 318 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,083 And then, they just go on and on, and it's great. 319 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,668 Okay, but Dyl? 320 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,212 Jeremy is not like the dads at your school, with love. 321 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,923 -He is a big music producer. -Okay. 322 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,759 So, you have to talk to him about that. 323 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,844 I told Alyssa that you're a songwriter, too. 324 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,471 -Mai, no, no, no. -What? 325 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,847 -Please, I-- -You are! 326 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,850 I wrote one song one time for Miss Atwell's second graders. 327 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,102 Trash, trash, pick up your trash 328 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,771 -Trash, trash, pick up your trash -Trash, trash, trash, trash 329 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,106 Yeah, it's amazing, it's a banger. And it worked. 330 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,816 -They pick up their trash, okay? -Yeah. 331 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,359 So, lean into that. 332 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,944 Okay, go slow again, go slow again. 333 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,406 Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast. 334 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,700 Oh, fuck. Fuck, sorry. 335 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,452 I just like-- I did Molly, it might take me a second. 336 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:07,953 Babe, it's like 6 a.m. 337 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,622 Sorry. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Sorry. 338 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,707 I can't get lockjaw. I have court later. 339 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,709 -You have court? Sorry, wait. -I told you, I work for the D.A. 340 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,669 Fuck! This is my new boss. 341 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,631 He wants me to go work out with him and his friends. 342 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,591 Obviously, just say no. 343 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,301 No, no, no. Okay, no, babe, babe. 344 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,762 You can't say no to a pop star. Like, they turn on you fast. 345 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,138 -Mm. -Ooh! 346 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,474 I'm high. Okay. 347 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,810 I got this. You give great head. 348 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,770 -Remember that. -Call me. 349 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,401 What's up? 350 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,904 -Charlie! -I'm so pumped you made it, man. 351 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,908 I've been up for hours, actually, yeah, just doing errands, cleaning. 352 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,202 Classic morning things, you know? 353 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,122 What's the plan today? 354 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,417 Well, we're helping to train Dom for his first half-marathon 355 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,169 -since his knee surgery. -Yeah. 356 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,046 -Yeah? -Pro tip, don't ride an ATV 357 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,548 in sunglasses if it's cloudy out. 358 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,969 -A half-marathon, you said? -Okay. You ready, boys? 359 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:07,096 -Warm-up sprints? -Warm-up sprints. 360 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,274 Oh. Whoops! 361 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,694 It's all good. I think I drank my water too fast, or... 362 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,540 Say it. Say it. Say it. 363 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,500 I was bullied my whole life, I can take it, just say it. 364 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,669 Like, "Oh, he's fucking gross, right? 365 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:42,047 A disgusting fucking gay guy can't run up a hill." 366 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:42,965 Just say it. 367 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,843 Like, "Fuck this guy, right? Fuck Charlie. 368 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:49,138 -Fuck this fag." Come on, say it. Say it. -Hey, no, dude, dude, hey, hey. 369 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,808 Dude, we all have off days, okay? Right? 370 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,226 -Yeah. -Yeah. 371 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,728 There's no shame in it, man. 372 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,354 Why don't y'all do a quick little lap? 373 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,440 I'll just hang out with Charlie till he's feeling better, okay? 374 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,275 -Sounds good. -Okay. 375 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,277 -How you feeling? -That was-- 376 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,446 -I hated that experience. -Yeah. 377 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,364 Like a lot, it was really embarrassing for me. 378 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,658 Bet you guys are gonna fucking 379 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,328 roast the fuck out of me in the group chat tonight. 380 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,539 Why would we do that? We're your friends, man. 381 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,543 I mean, yeah, that's what friends do, right? 382 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,297 I mean, like, I love my crew, but like, we do talk a lot of shit. 383 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,882 -Huh. -You know, and that keeps us 384 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,052 from all ever making any mistakes, ever. 385 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,845 That sounds kinda rough. 386 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,265 No. No. No, I think it's-- it's like-- 387 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,267 it's more in like the tone. It's the way we say it. 388 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,685 It's like we're funny about it, of course. 389 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,604 -Oh, okay. -Like for example, like, 390 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,022 -I got a nose ring. -Mm-hmm? 391 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:45,361 And they, like, bullied me until I no longer had the nose ring. 392 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,321 That's kind of a bummer, man. Like, you tried something new, 393 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,031 and they brought you down. 394 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,282 My friends... 395 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,869 they give me a sense of belonging and purpose. 396 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,913 Anyway, you rest up, brother. 397 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,957 I'd invite you to come ride ATVs with us later, 398 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,167 but you're precious cargo. 399 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,002 Random thought, you rule. 400 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,838 Thank you. 401 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,846 Baby, one more time, 402 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,515 what does he do for a living again, Jeremy? 403 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,434 -Kidding. -Okay-- 404 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,269 -I'm kidding. I'm kidding. -Lock in. 405 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,270 I'm locked in. 406 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,480 The only jokes you should be making tonight 407 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,565 -are music ones. -Music ones? 408 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,693 Yeah, like, "Oh, I wish pianos were lighter." 409 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,903 -Okay. -Something like that. 410 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,405 Oof, you smell so good. 411 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,906 -New perfume. -Mm. 412 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,533 -Okay, focus. -Mm-hmm, focus. 413 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,784 -What do you want? -Oh! 414 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,163 -Just kidding. Hi! -Hey! 415 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,707 I hope you came hungry. Dylan? 416 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,874 -Yes. -Get in here. 417 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,126 -Okay, I'm coming. -Red! 418 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,502 -We are starving. -Yes. 419 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,878 -Like you said. -Mm. 420 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,630 It's a beautiful home. 421 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:50,259 So, I'm working on my laptop across from this beautiful woman. 422 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,760 And I'm trying 423 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,555 to figure out what to say, and I've got nothing. 424 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,726 I'm doing the same. So, I finally just blurt out... 425 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,063 "Can we ask them to turn this music down? Whatever it is is so, so bad." 426 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:08,109 And I said, "It's Beck and, yeah, I asked him to go easy on the cello, 427 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,987 but, hey, I was just the producer." 428 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,239 -Oh! -Oh, my God! 429 00:17:12,321 --> 00:17:14,700 So, you-- it was-- that was your song that was playing. 430 00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:15,659 Yeah, that was-- yeah. 431 00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:16,743 -That is crazy. -Yeah. Yeah. 432 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,369 -My song. -I was so embarrassed, I-- 433 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,580 I bought him lunch, and then the rest is history. 434 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,207 -Aw. -The rest is history. 435 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,751 -That's good. -Well, great story. 436 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,127 -Yeah, that's great. -Cheers to you guys. 437 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,545 -Yeah, cheers. -Mm. 438 00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:28,756 Mm, Jeremy, I know you get to, like, work 439 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,716 with a bunch of very cool people and everything. 440 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,552 But I gotta ask you, have you ever met Rick Rubin? 441 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,803 Oh! Yeah. 442 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,264 -Yeah? Wow, that's great. -Yeah, he is a-- 443 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,849 -Who is that? -He is a character. 444 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,684 Have you read his book? 445 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,395 No, no, not yet. It's next in line. 446 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,106 I'm reading The Rise of the Third Reich right now. 447 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,400 It's going through kinda the political climate 448 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,777 -post-World War I. -Right. 449 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,403 And just kinda leading up to everything 450 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,155 -that really the whole-- -Dylan, we don't need to talk 451 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,491 about the Nazi book. 452 00:17:55,574 --> 00:18:00,037 It's not the one that Hitler wrote, by the way, JSYK. 453 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,498 -Yeah. -It's like about Hitler 454 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:06,627 and how he is bad, and how to not, you know, 455 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,922 do all of that again. 456 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,466 So... 457 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:18,555 Alyssa told me what you're working on with Tallulah. 458 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,350 Yeah! It's been so nice 459 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,435 to just, like, dive right in and just, like, 460 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,937 book, book, book, book, book. 461 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,816 It's like, get one job, bam! Another job, bam! You know? 462 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,652 Yeah, I can hear her all the way from my office making deals. 463 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,153 Killing it! 464 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,115 -Are you okay, my love? -Yeah, no, I'm-- yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 465 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,617 -Sweetie, tell me. -I'm just, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 466 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,035 Shh, shh, I'm just... 467 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,539 Okay. I thought I felt a migraine coming on, but... 468 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,873 -Mm. -Oh, no. 469 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,834 I'm good, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. 470 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,295 I'm sorry, I'm Italian, so talk loud, talk with my hands. 471 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,631 -Italian? -Yeah. 472 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,634 So, Jeremy, what are you working on producing now? 473 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,556 I'm just... 474 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:06,645 I no longer can produce in studio because I get headaches 475 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,939 from the playback, so... 476 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,150 -Oh, shit. -It's complicated. 477 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,401 -That's tough. -So... 478 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,777 -Yeah. -Mm. 479 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,904 Like, I have to catch the microwave before it beeps. 480 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,825 Is someone wearing perfume? 481 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:23,203 Yes! Thank you. It's me. It's Byredo. 482 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,454 Oh, my God. 483 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,081 I'm sorry, babe. I have COVID. 484 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,749 -No, it's-- -I couldn't-- I didn't know. 485 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,042 That's okay. It's fine. 486 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,504 Maia, perfume is a trigger for Jeremy's headaches. 487 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,173 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 488 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,508 No, it's okay. You couldn't have known. 489 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,304 That said, I think I'm gonna have to remove myself. 490 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,181 -No. -No, I'm just gonna go lay down. 491 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,183 -Oh, no. Honey. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 492 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,351 no, no, no, no, no. It's fine, it's fine, I'm just-- 493 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,812 -I'm sorry, everyone. -I love you. 494 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,772 Where's Maia? 495 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,191 Are you guys, like, going out later? 496 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,444 No, she and Dylan have a dinner at Alyssa's house. 497 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,196 It's actually a big deal for her, so. 498 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,655 She's, like, always fucking grinding. 499 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,033 -It's the weekend. -Alani! 500 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,743 -Just saying. -This is her career. 501 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,244 I mean, it means a lot to her. 502 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,330 I think it's inspiring. 503 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:10,083 Okay, I mean, I guess you're right. Okay. For Garrett? 504 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,793 -Love. -Really? 505 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,503 Serious, it's so cute. You look sexy. 506 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,505 I love you. Also, I was thinking, 507 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,007 'cause it's gonna be, like, a little chilly. 508 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,552 Oh. Sorry. 509 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,139 What do you think? 510 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,600 Hey, random thought. 511 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,061 You rule. 512 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,314 I love you. You're being so cute today. 513 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,650 -You're cute every day! -Stop! 514 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,776 Wait, oh my God. 515 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,111 I'm excited 'cause Garrett's, like, amazing. 516 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,155 And, you're gonna eat this up. 517 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,949 He sent me this pic. 518 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,576 -Oh. -He's so fucking cute. 519 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,704 Alani, I don't think he would appreciate me seeing that. 520 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,456 So, I think for your eyes only. 521 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,541 But it's so sweet of you to show me. 522 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,043 -I'm really happy for you. -Thank you. 523 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,295 You're being so mature. I love you. 524 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,964 -Wait, hold on, I need to... -Love you. 525 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,632 ...see one more thing. 526 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,396 Aw. 527 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:20,112 A few years ago, Jer took a tumble skiing at Big Bear. 528 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,240 He'd had an amazing day. 529 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:28,036 And then, on his last run, he took his helmet off to look cool. 530 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,329 He hit a tree. 531 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,081 -Oh, my God. -Oh, wow. 532 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,959 -That's terrible. -Sometimes these migraines 533 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,794 put him in bed for days. 534 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,296 Yeah. 535 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:47,222 Oh, I just thought of something. I could actually go get the grill going. 536 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,349 -Yeah, if you want. -At least get something going, you know? 537 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,600 Yeah. 538 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,019 -That would be amazing, baby. -Yeah? Okay. 539 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,979 -That is so sweet. -Yeah, alright. 540 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,272 -I'm on it. -You don't have to. 541 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,399 No, no, I'm happy to-- the grill, it's... 542 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,234 -You'll find it, it's... -I'll find it. 543 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,861 -It's a grill. -He's got it. 544 00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:03,155 He seems-- he's nice. 545 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,073 He's the best, and he loves to. 546 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,161 More wine? 547 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,205 Yeah. That must be so hard for you. 548 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:16,376 Ugh. When I met Jeremy, he was like a rocket. 549 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:21,923 Do you know how many times I could have fucked Jon Hamm at Speranza? 550 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,052 -A lot, probably. -But I didn't, 551 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,845 because I was all in on Jeremy. 552 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,013 And now... 553 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:32,517 I leave the house, he's in pajamas. I come home, he's in the same pajamas. 554 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,353 Like, that wasn't on my vision board. 555 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,104 Yeah. It's not on my vision board. 556 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,149 It's like, you know, pajamas are for night. 557 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,859 Clothes are for day, like... 558 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:44,946 But honestly, you're killing it. 559 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,281 You are, Alyssa! 560 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,785 Like, not a lot of people can say that they're a badass CEO 561 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,162 and an amazing wife. 562 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:55,040 -I, like, really admire that. -Thank you. 563 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:57,501 -Yeah. -Partner, not wife. 564 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,961 -Totally. -My choice. 565 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:04,633 Okay, I'm gonna pee, and then I'm gonna go get started on the salad. 566 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,136 The bathroom is down the stairs. 567 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,846 -And there's no toilet spray. -Okay. 568 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,932 -Because of Jeremy. -Got it. 569 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:26,154 What the fuck? 570 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,246 Oh, my God. 571 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:39,459 Oh, my God. Ew! 572 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:42,838 I mean, I don't know. 573 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,339 -What do we do? -I don't know. 574 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,425 I mean, I can go down there and help him finish, 575 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,843 and then that way, he comes back up here-- 576 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,428 -Dylan. Dylan. Dylan. -Alright. Okay. 577 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,012 -It's okay. -Mai? 578 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,347 This salad is giving me life. 579 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,433 -Yay! -Yay. 580 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:58,186 So glad. I can't wait for you to try Dylan's steak. 581 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,356 Such a bummer that Jeremy is sleeping. 582 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,652 I really wanted him to tell you the story of when Sia threw up on him at the studio. 583 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,238 Oh, my God, well, next time. 584 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,407 -Rest is so important. -Yeah. Yeah. 585 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:15,078 The doctors say that he cannot be disturbed during his naps. 586 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,955 Like, his inner ear is so sensitive, 587 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:20,041 that, like, even if the WiFi goes out during one of his naps, 588 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,793 he senses it, he freaks out. 589 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,296 He, like, wakes up, texts me, like, "What's going on?" 590 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,047 -Yeah. -The nap. 591 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,466 -Yeah. -Wow. 592 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,926 So rare. 593 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,264 It's like you just showed the cow a photo of a flame. 594 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:35,724 I'm kidding. 595 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,935 Yeah, it's a leaner cut, and you kind of don't... 596 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,481 -But you know, it is pretty rare. -It's a little-- 597 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:43,857 -It's a little bloody, I think, yeah. -It's-- let me-- 598 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,234 -I'll throw it back on for just a minute. -No, not just for me. 599 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,028 No, no, no, I like it that way, too. 600 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,571 -Yeah, she likes it like that. -Done, done, done, done, done. 601 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,739 -You do? -Yeah. Yeah. 602 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,491 -Oh, my God, twinsies. -Twinsies. 603 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,244 Ugh. 604 00:24:56,328 --> 00:25:00,123 I wish that Jeremy was here cooking the steak. 605 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,210 Dylan is really sweet for trying, though. 606 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,128 I mean... 607 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,339 they can't all be Jeremys. 608 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,382 There are other Jeremys out there. 609 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,259 It's not like you guys own a house together. 610 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,012 And you're both so young. 611 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,600 We can always do better. Right? 612 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,310 -I'm just saying. -Yeah. 613 00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:21,811 I call it like I see it. 614 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:22,896 No... 615 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,859 And I-- it means a lot to me 616 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,987 that you see the best in me, and you want the best for me. 617 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,948 I do. 618 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,199 -You're welcome. -Thank you. 619 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:35,700 Okay. Alright. 620 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,911 -That was quick, but. -Thank you, Dyl. 621 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,622 -They are cooked. -Mm! 622 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:45,835 Dyl, don't you think that your hot girlfriend 623 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,587 should be in the Forbes photo with me? 624 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,090 -I would love to. -Yeah. 625 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,592 -Great! Done deal! -Done deal. 626 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,886 Yes, and we need to all get dinner again together, 627 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,179 when Jeremy's feeling better. 628 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,515 -Yes. Yes. -Whenever he's up for it, yeah. 629 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,141 I wanna hang with him. 630 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,103 Yeah. Wish he was here. 631 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:08,608 I just can't fucking get over it. Like, who jerks off standing up? Do you? 632 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:10,527 I mean, I, like, have. 633 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,153 -Yeah. -But not at a dinner party 634 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,738 with people in my house. Like, that's... 635 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,283 Yeah, a dinner party with no food. 636 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,952 -No food. -She was like, "Come starving." 637 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,203 -You cooked dinner. -I know. 638 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,830 And the steak? Delicious, by the way. 639 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,665 -No, yeah, well, you know-- -Thank you so much. 640 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,917 You're welcome, at least it wasn't in the fucking fridge 641 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,795 -where Jeremy left it. -I honestly feel so bad for Alyssa. 642 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:33,508 She talks up Jeremy like he's this cool guy and he's so successful. 643 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:37,637 She acts like they're this power couple, but he's a fucking loser. 644 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,556 I can't even stand the term "power couple." 645 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:40,890 You know, it just annoys the shit out of me. 646 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,476 Well, I mean, they're not, you know? 647 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,979 Yeah, but I mean, regardless, like, we work to live. 648 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:47,230 They live to work. 649 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,481 You know what I mean? It's like pathetic. 650 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,192 Those kind of people that just like-- they have this, like, endless ambition. 651 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,652 Like, it's never gonna be enough, you know. 652 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,655 They want success, and money, and like, a nice house, 653 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,532 and all these things, and it's just like, no. 654 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,035 Yeah, I mean, it's good to want some things, you know? 655 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,661 I mean, I want things, but like-- 656 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:04,164 To have, like, goals and stuff. But there's a limit-- 657 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,832 -They're unhappy people. -Yeah. 658 00:27:05,915 --> 00:27:08,335 And that's because their level of ambition is just unattainable. 659 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,211 I bet all they do is talk about work, you know? 660 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,088 Totally. 661 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,299 -Yeah. -Yeah. 662 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,719 -Alright, I'm gonna call it. -Okay. 663 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,387 -Alright. -I'm right behind you. 664 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,472 Okay. 665 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,653 Breaking news, Lukas Landry found dead at 23... 666 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,696 -Oh, my God. -...from a tragic ATV accident. 667 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,198 -His breakout song... -No!