1 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:08,633 [siren wailing] 2 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,388 Baby, I think we should buy a gun. 3 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,181 A gun? 4 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:19,102 Yeah, just-- just like to have around the house, 5 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,937 -so you can protect me. -Oh, interesting. 6 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,272 Alright, um... 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,984 do you think you'd, like, keep bullets in the gun 8 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,944 -at the ready, always? -Obviously, we would have 9 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,529 -bullets in the gun. -Okay. 10 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,198 You just shoot at the floor, and then it scares them. 11 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,825 -Alright. -And then they run away. 12 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,453 -Okay. -And then, you don't have to shoot anyone. 13 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:39,789 Yeah, I don't-- I'm not really a gun person. 14 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,042 Okay, fine, we can just get a Byrna. 15 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,878 What's-- what's a-- what's a Byrna? 16 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:48,965 Okay, so it's like a nonlethal pistol... 17 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,550 -Okay. -...and it fires pepper rounds. 18 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,968 But the cool thing about it is, like, 19 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,971 you need a security guard license to own one. 20 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:58,349 So, you get to do this, like, free Zoom security guard training 21 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,060 -when you get it. -Oh, that is cool. 22 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:01,978 Here, hold on, it's really cool. Let me show you. 23 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,980 -Alright. -Where's my fucking phone? 24 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,022 -Oh. -Oh, fuck. 25 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,817 Alright, that-- that's actually a perfect example 26 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,652 of why we should not have a gun in the house. 27 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,571 -Why? -If that was a gun, 28 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,032 it would have just, like, shot my dick off or something. 29 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,825 I'm not holding it like a gun. Like, if this was a gun, 30 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,161 -I wouldn't be like... Okay? -Alright, okay, I really hope not. 31 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,370 -Okay. -Well, now it's a gun. 32 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,663 -Now, it's a gun? -Now, it's a gun. 33 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:21,831 -Oh, shit. -Yeah. 34 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,166 Try to take it out of my hands now. 35 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,585 Come on, try to take the gun. Try to take the gun. 36 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:26,878 Oh, my God! 37 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,880 -[person] What the fuck?! -Oh, fuck. Sorry. 38 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,674 -Sorry. -My bad. 39 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,926 -It's my boyfriend's fault. -Yep. 40 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:36,387 Um, can I come down and grab that from you? 41 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:40,100 -Wait, what's he holding? -Wait, he's... 42 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:41,434 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 43 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,852 -Go, go, go, run. -[gunshot] 44 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:44,687 -[Maia] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -[gunshots continue] 45 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:46,106 -Fuck! -[Dylan] Fuck. 46 00:01:46,146 --> 00:01:47,607 -Do you think... -Oh, fuck. 47 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,025 ...we can still get the phone back, or probably not? 48 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,527 Don't-- don't worry about the phone right now! 49 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,402 [♪ electronic music playing] 50 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,322 ♪ Twist the knife ♪ 51 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,408 ♪ It's alright ♪ 52 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,702 It's a bummer for me, too. 53 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:00,870 Yeah. 54 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,289 Yeah, it-- I mean, 55 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:06,417 Kia is a really nostalgic car for Tallulah. 56 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,086 It was the first car she ever drove. 57 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,920 [whispering] I'm lying. She can't drive. 58 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,589 -[laughing] -Yeah, well, 59 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,134 maybe we knock off the grid post, 35k? 60 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:19,472 No, I know it's a bad deal. For Tallulah. 61 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,891 Yeah, Scott, you're fucking us on this. 62 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,393 You are. It's fine. 63 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:25,687 But don't say you're not fucking us when you clearly are. 64 00:02:26,603 --> 00:02:27,772 30k. 30k. 65 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,941 I would say you can do it for 20k. 66 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,110 Like, 20 is good. Grayson did it for 20. 67 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,112 No. 30k and a story post 68 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,613 is my final offer. 69 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,241 Amazing. 70 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,119 -Amazing. Okay. -Oh, my God. 71 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,745 Alright. [laughing] 72 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,329 Oh, have fun at the baby shower. 73 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:50,837 [both] Oh, my God! 74 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,298 [both exclaiming] 75 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,925 -Oh! Oh! -Yeah, girl! Yes, girl! 76 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,969 I am fucking addicted to deals! 77 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,513 -Shoot them deals, bitch, yeah! -Yes! Yes! 78 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,265 And then, the second time that I saw 79 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,600 the Hannah Montana movie, 80 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,476 the part where she, like, takes off her wig 81 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,604 and she's like, "I can't do this anymore." 82 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,981 -[laughing] -Why are you laughing? 83 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,025 -I'm sorry. -[both laughing] 84 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,153 No, go ahead, finish. 85 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,779 She's like, "I can't do this anymore. 86 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,948 I can't be Hannah." I have, like-- 87 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,700 I have, like, full body chills talking about it. 88 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,368 -No, I-- -It's actually like a lot for me. 89 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,536 I can tell. 90 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,622 -It was big for me, okay? -Yeah! 91 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,957 -[phone buzzing] -[Tessa] Mm, she's obsessed with you. 92 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,959 -You're obsessed with me. -[Tessa chuckles] 93 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,212 [Maia] [on phone] Hi, queen. I tried calling you, 94 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,796 but you didn't pick up. 95 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:37,634 So, just voice-noting you to say Kia wants to pay you 96 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,220 -30k for a story post. So sick. -[water running] 97 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,305 -Oh, my God-- -Also, I think I ate too much fiber, 98 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,641 and now the poop is, like, solid inside of me. 99 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:46,559 I'm so bloated. [sighs] 100 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,727 -Hi. -But 30k! 101 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:48,895 -Hey. -Call me back. 102 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,897 Making coffee. 103 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,316 -30k? -Oh. 104 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,735 For one day of work? Is that normal? 105 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:59,489 Well, it kinda used to be, but that's like COVID money. 106 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,823 It's a car company. 107 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,492 -Yeah. -You know how to drive? 108 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,826 I mean, like, I've driven before, 109 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:05,995 but I don't, like, know how to drive. 110 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,830 [laughing] What the fuck does that mean? 111 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,666 -What? -You've driven, 112 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,167 but you don't know how to drive? 113 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,710 -Yeah, so I'll learn. -[Tessa] I got you. 114 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,170 -[Tallulah] What? -Hey. Morning. 115 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,380 -Hi! -Good morning. 116 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,757 -Hey, good morning. -Hey. Mm. 117 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,425 -Good morning, Garrett. -Morning. 118 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:21,219 -[Tallulah] Hi. -[Tessa] What's up? 119 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,845 -Hey. -Hey, do you wanna teach me how to drive today? 120 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,180 My God, yes, are you kidding me? 121 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,099 I've been driving, like, in LA my entire life. 122 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,517 That's my shit. That's like the one thing 123 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:28,726 I've, like, mastered, I feel like. 124 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,895 Garrett, you wanna stay for coffee? 125 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,272 Oh no, I'm okay, thank you. 126 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,773 I'm actually probably just gonna head out, yeah. 127 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,858 -Oh, okay. -Yeah, but, uh, yeah, text me. 128 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,068 -Yeah, we'll see you. -Yeah. 129 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,319 [Tallulah clearing throat] 130 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,698 -[door opens, closes] -[scoffs] What? 131 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,907 Uh, it's nothing. 132 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,742 We're, like, super casual, just having fun, 133 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,911 and he's whatever, so, like, don't mind him. 134 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,122 -[Garrett] Hey, sorry. -[Tallulah] Oh, my God, hello! 135 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,916 Sorry, I-- no, I forgot my bike lock key here. 136 00:04:51,957 --> 00:04:53,751 -Silly. [chuckles] -[Garrett] Take care. 137 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,421 -[Tallulah] Bye! -Bye. 138 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:57,630 [door closes] 139 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,300 [sighs] Yeah, he's so responsible. 140 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,218 [both chuckle] 141 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,137 [Maia] Mm! 142 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,888 -This is so good. -I know. 143 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:08,224 -Thank you so much. -Oh, my God, of course. 144 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,226 You have been locked in. 145 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,228 -Like, I am impressed. -Thank you so much. 146 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,439 It means a lot coming from you. 147 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,400 You know, your work ethic reminds me 148 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,901 of me when I was your age. 149 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:22,113 Which wasn't even that long ago. 150 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,325 -[both chuckle] -Okay, exciting news. 151 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:30,455 Just between us, Alyssa180 is being featured in Forbes. 152 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,623 They're sending a photographer up at the end of the month. 153 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,334 -That is amazing. -Mm. 154 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,586 That's so sick. 155 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:39,130 And so, it's gonna be, like, photos of you, 156 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,841 or like, you and the whole office, or-- 157 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,259 -[knocking] -[Courtney] Knock-a-doodle-doo! 158 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,762 Oh, hey, Maia. Sugarfish! 159 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,430 Fun! 160 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,599 Um, hey, Alyssa, did you get my vacation request? 161 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,101 -I'm just about to book it. -Remind me what it is again. 162 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,811 Oh, it's a biking trip up the coast 163 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,480 where I get to try every type of apple. 164 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,689 -Fun! -[Courtney] Yeah. 165 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,024 We won't even notice you're gone. 166 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,817 -'Kay. -Okay, bye, love you. 167 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,152 -Love you more. -Mm. 168 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,696 Oh, my God, poor Court. 169 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,449 Jesus, I just, like, really hope she finds someone. 170 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,702 We're so lucky we have such amazing partners. 171 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,829 -Yeah. -You know what's crazy? 172 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,373 I've never met Jeremy. 173 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:15,166 -What? That is crazy. -Yeah. 174 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,043 Because, like, he knows all about you. 175 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,669 -He does? -I mean, he's my partner 176 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,797 and he is my closest collaborator. 177 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,174 -I tell him everything. -Ugh, that must be so nice 178 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,885 to just never have to stop talking about work. 179 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,971 He's a music producer, and, like, 180 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,307 I always ask for his advice, 181 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,725 as long as it isn't song time. 182 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,061 Dylan's the same way. He'll do some music stuff, 183 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,979 and when he's thinking of a song, 184 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,190 he's just, like, off in his own world. 185 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,192 I'm like, "Hello? I have a tiny problem." 186 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,570 Wait, Dylan is a songwriter? 187 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,906 Wow, look at us! I didn't know that. 188 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,741 -We are both in power couples. -Yeah. 189 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:52,328 For Dylan, it's more 190 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,080 -a part of his teaching. -[gasps] 191 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,832 I just had the best idea. We need to have a double date. 192 00:06:56,832 --> 00:06:58,501 -Yes. -Like, I don't know why Jeremy 193 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,336 and I don't have couple friends. That's so weird. 194 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,546 -So weird. -Yeah. 195 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,339 Okay, well, how's tomorrow night? 196 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,508 -We're in. -'Kay, we'll host. 197 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:08,678 You guys come starving. Jeremy loves to cook. 198 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:11,264 Ooh! What should we bring? 199 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,516 Anything. We're easy. 200 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,184 Okay, I'll grab some flowers and a-- 201 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,353 Mm, no flowers. We're not a flowers house. 202 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,522 -No, no, not flowers. -Okay. 203 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,774 [Alani] Oh, and people here get into an accident, 204 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,359 like, every six months, so when it happens to you, 205 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,569 -don't freak out. -[Tallulah laughing] 206 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,529 I don't want to get into an accident, Alani. 207 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:28,197 No, no, it's good. It means you're safe 208 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,116 for another six months. That's, like, I don't know, 209 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,368 when you see your babysitter get, like, struck by lightning, 210 00:07:32,409 --> 00:07:34,287 or-- or like adult twins. 211 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,372 -It doesn't make any sense. -Okay, we're gonna make this left, 212 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,541 'cause when it's red, it's your turn. 213 00:07:38,582 --> 00:07:39,959 Right now? 214 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,377 Ooh, shit. 215 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:42,879 [car horn honking] 216 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,464 I'm sorry, I'm new! 217 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,549 -[honking continues] -Sorry! 218 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,384 Fucking asshole. 219 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,387 -Is that Garrett? -No. 220 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,638 I don't even, like, care about that guy. 221 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,724 Okay, well, that's not true. 222 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,558 You like him, Alani, we know that. 223 00:07:56,558 --> 00:07:58,644 Okay, well, he's just, like, definitely a fuck boy. 224 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,480 Okay, I mean, like, he's a fuck boy now, 225 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:02,899 but you just have to make him, like, obsessed with you. 226 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,400 You're right. You're right, you're right. 227 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,235 You're right, I need to stand in my motherfucking power 228 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,570 and text him right now and tell him 229 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,405 -how much I care about him. -No, Alani! 230 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,949 Are you crazy? No. 231 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,743 Then, what do you want me to do? I don't understand. 232 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,912 You need to be mean and trick him. 233 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,164 Okay, well, Lula, we both know that I can't be mean. 234 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,959 Okay, you know what, just take out your phone, and-- 235 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,920 Actually, just let me see, let me do it. 236 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,755 -[driver] Swear to God, bitch, go! -Just let me do it. 237 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,757 -[horn honking] -Okay! 238 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,967 I don't wanna-- I don't wanna make a left. I wanna make a right. 239 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,636 -I wanna make a right. -Okay. Okay. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. 240 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,346 -It's fine, it's fine. -I don't wanna make a left anymore! 241 00:08:33,386 --> 00:08:34,764 -Let me-- -It's easier if I just do it. Let's just switch. 242 00:08:34,804 --> 00:08:36,015 -Okay. -Let's switch, let's switch. 243 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,643 Fuck. I mean, archive Westwood, bitch. 244 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:41,102 Like, are you kidding? I'm gagging! 245 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:44,941 Like, these bitches could never! 246 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:49,195 Um, I mean... it's gonna be epic! 247 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,322 [all exclaiming] 248 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,658 Right, it was a language thing. Yeah, you like it though, right? 249 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,201 -Yeah, it's good. -[friend] Yeah! Yo, Lukas. 250 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:58,162 -Hey, that thing's lit. -Man, I freaking love it. 251 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,665 -Thanks, thanks. -[laughing] 252 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,625 -[sighs] -So, what do you say? 253 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,002 You, me, the boys? 254 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,796 Vegas. 255 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,509 Yeah, I know you're probably seeing other people for this, 256 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,553 but I-- Lukas, I could-- I could kill it for you. 257 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:14,804 Yeah, it's just, you know, 258 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,389 we have a lot of options to weigh. 259 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:22,311 [all laughing] 260 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,813 -Psych! -What? 261 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,815 You should see your face, my dog. 262 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,692 What did-- did my face do? What? 263 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,860 It's you! It's been you for, like, 20 minutes! 264 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,320 -Shut up! -You're coming to Vegas! 265 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,905 You're bad, you're bad. 266 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,574 He's bad. Thank you. 267 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,409 -You guys got me. -Dude, you're gonna be so stoked. 268 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,994 We have two whole floors at the Luxor. 269 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,537 Dude, there's an esports lounge. 270 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,206 And all our rooms interconnect, so when any of us 271 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,083 need to check in with an accountability partner, 272 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,418 we can just knock on a door. 273 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,920 Yeah. Yeah. 274 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:51,591 Now, just what is-- what is an accountability... 275 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,509 -Accountability partner. -Yeah, what is that term? 276 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,220 -Yeah, um... -We help each other stay on track. 277 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,014 -Mm-hmm. -Spiritually and morally. 278 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,765 -Morally. -Really, any sins at all. 279 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,434 But mostly pornography addiction. 280 00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:03,185 -Yeah. -Pornography a-addiction. 281 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,687 Like right now, we got this thread going 282 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,606 where if we even think about going 283 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,025 to one of those bad websites, we just check in with each other. 284 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,694 And you just send other the websites, or... 285 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,571 you just say, "I've been thinking"? 286 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,282 -I'm just trying to-- yeah. -[phones dinging and buzzing] 287 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,409 [sighs] 288 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,412 -Aw. -All good, brother. Give it. 289 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,414 -He was thinking. -Love you. 290 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,041 We love you, man. We love you. 291 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,375 -[whispering] The fuck? -Stay prayered up. 292 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,127 ♪ You won't get what you want from me ♪ 293 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,879 Do you have any nudes on your phone? 294 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,381 Yeah, they're in an album called "Nudes of my body, private." 295 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,551 Oh, my God. Alani! 296 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,721 -[chuckles] -This photo is insane. 297 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,556 -I know, right? -How did you even get the lighting like that? 298 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,642 -Like, this is crazy. -I wish I could take credit. 299 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,227 -That was my dad's old DP. -Oh, my God. 300 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:46,979 Yeah, Carl was actually so sweet. 301 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,481 It's, like, really not cool what happened to him. 302 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,232 -Everyone overreacted. -Okay. 303 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:52,485 I am sending this picture to Garrett. 304 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:55,655 -[chuckles] 'Kay. -And I'm gonna say... 305 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,574 "Oops, sorry, wrong person." 306 00:10:58,574 --> 00:10:59,909 -Okay. -[text whooshing] 307 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,913 -[text whooshing] -"Can I come over later?" 308 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,956 -Are you serious? -So easy. Yeah. 309 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,458 -You're lying. Okay, okay, say-- -No, no, he literally just-- 310 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,251 -Say, "Yes, I'm so down, baby." -No! 311 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,753 -Um, "Pull up around six--" -Oh, my God! 312 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,588 Alani, you are not getting the point. 313 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,132 No. "Sorry. Busy." 314 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,051 Okay, but Lula, I'm not busy. 315 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,179 -I'm free. -[text whooshing] 316 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,181 [Tallulah shushing] 317 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,432 [text whooshing] 318 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,852 I'm sorry, what does that say? [chuckles] 319 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,354 "Wine in my backyard tomorrow?" 320 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,106 -Boom, bitch, phase two! -Okay. Okay. 321 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,524 -Okay, okay, you're right. -Okay? 322 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,194 Hey, babe, you're making me nervous. 323 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,488 Well, sorry, I have to hit my steps, so. 324 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,989 It's just a lot of walking around the apartment. 325 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,117 -Here you go. -Thank you. 326 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,035 -What's this? -Mm! 327 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,620 -It's my big bag of wigs. -Oh. 328 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,163 -You've never seen my big bag of wigs? -I have not. 329 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,124 -Ooh. -I'm going to a wig party tonight. 330 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,501 -You guys can actually come. -Dylan, no. 331 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,294 A wig party would literally kill you. 332 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,214 Okay, we have to be fresh and ready for tomorrow night. 333 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,299 Right, we have to stay in tonight 334 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,968 because of a dinner we have tomorrow. 335 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,637 Okay, baby? Do not joke. 336 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,472 -I'm not joking. -Okay? Alyssa finally takes me 337 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,142 seriously as a peer, okay? And if Jeremy likes you, 338 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,560 then we're gonna be couple friends. 339 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,687 Next thing you know, we're going on dinner dates. 340 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,398 Me and Alyssa, we're texting each other TikToks at work. 341 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,984 She's laughing. We're going on couples' trips. 342 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,653 Then, bam, me and her next to each other 343 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,655 in Forbes fucking magazine. 344 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,198 -Okay, guys? -Great. 345 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,575 -That's the one. -[Dylan] Baby, really, 346 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:23,868 you don't have to worry about me. 347 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,162 The dads at school, they-- they love me. 348 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,538 You know, I just-- you say, like, 349 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,081 "Hey, you see the new season of Reacher?" 350 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,167 And then, they just go on and on, and it's great. 351 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,710 Okay, but Dyl? 352 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,254 Jeremy is not like the dads at your school, with love. 353 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,007 -He is a big music producer. -Okay. 354 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,842 So, you have to talk to him about that. 355 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,886 I told Alyssa that you're a songwriter, too. 356 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,512 -Mai, no, no, no. -What? 357 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,889 -Please, I-- [scoffs] -You are! 358 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,432 I wrote one song one time 359 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,892 for Miss Atwell's second graders. 360 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,144 ♪ Trash, trash, pick up your trash ♪ 361 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,854 -[Charlie] ♪ Trash, trash, pick up your trash ♪ -♪ Trash, trash, trash, trash ♪ 362 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,190 Yeah, it's amazing, it's a banger. And it worked. 363 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,858 -They pick up their trash, okay? -[Charlie] Yeah. 364 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,401 So, lean into that. 365 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,028 [Charlie] Okay, go slow again, go slow again. 366 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,448 -[partner moans] -Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast. 367 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,408 [moaning] Oh, fuck. Fuck, sorry. 368 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,535 I just like-- I did Molly, it might take me a second. 369 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,037 Babe, it's like 6 a.m. 370 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,705 Sorry. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Sorry. 371 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,749 -I can't get lockjaw. I have court later. -[phone buzzing] 372 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,751 -You have court? Sorry, wait. -I told you, I work for the D.A. 373 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,711 Fuck! This is my new boss. 374 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,714 He wants me to go work out with him and his friends. 375 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,633 [chuckles] Obviously, just say no. 376 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,384 No, no, no. Okay, no, babe, babe. 377 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,804 You can't say no to a pop star. Like, they turn on you fast. 378 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,222 -Mm. -Ooh! 379 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,557 I'm high. Okay. 380 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,893 I got this. You give great head. 381 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,812 -Remember that. -Call me. 382 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:36,398 [Charlie sighing, groaning] 383 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,443 What's up? 384 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,946 -[all] Charlie! -I'm so pumped you made it, man. 385 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,447 I've been up for hours, actually, yeah, 386 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,950 just doing errands, cleaning. 387 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,202 Classic morning things, you know? 388 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,164 Um, what's the-- what's the plan today? 389 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,459 Well, we're helping to train Dom for his first half-marathon 390 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,253 -since his knee surgery. -Yeah. 391 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,088 -Yeah? -Pro tip, don't ride an ATV 392 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,589 in sunglasses if it's cloudy out. 393 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,925 [chuckles] A half-- half-marathon, you said? 394 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,010 Okay. You ready, boys? 395 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:07,096 -[all] Warm-up sprints? -Warm-up sprints. 396 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,267 [Charlie groaning] 397 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,187 -[vomit spattering] -[coughing] 398 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,940 Oh. [chuckles] Whoops! 399 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,108 It's all good. 400 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,777 I think I drank my water too fast, or... 401 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,529 [retching] 402 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,156 [grunting, chuckling] 403 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,623 Say it. Say it. Say it. 404 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,542 I was bullied my whole life, I can take it, just say it. 405 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,711 Like, "Oh, he's fucking gross, right? 406 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,505 A disgusting fucking gay guy can't run up a hill." 407 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,007 [chuckles] Just say it. 408 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,885 Like, "Fuck this guy, right? Fuck-- fuck Charlie. 409 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:49,179 -Fuck this fag." Come on, say it. Say it. -Hey, no, dude, dude, hey, hey. 410 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,850 Dude, we all have off days, okay? Right? 411 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,310 -[Dom] Yeah. -[Lukas] Yeah. 412 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,811 There's no shame in it, man. 413 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,396 Why don't y'all do a quick little lap? 414 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,481 I'll just hang out with Charlie till he's feeling better, okay? 415 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,317 -Sounds good. -Okay. 416 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,319 -How you feeling? -That was-- 417 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,487 -I hated that experience. -Yeah. 418 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,406 Like a lot, it was really embarrassing for me. 419 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,700 [chuckles] Bet you guys are gonna fucking 420 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,369 roast the fuck out of me in the group chat tonight. 421 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,623 Why would we do that? We're your friends, man. 422 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,585 I mean, yeah, that's what-- that's what friends do, right? 423 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,253 I mean, like, I love my crew, 424 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,339 but like, we do talk a lot of shit. 425 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,924 -Huh. -You know, and that keeps us 426 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,093 from all ever making any mistakes, ever. 427 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,887 That sounds kinda rough. 428 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,349 No. No. No, I think it's-- it's like-- 429 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,351 it's more in like the tone. It's the way we say it. 430 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,727 -It's like we're funny about it, of course. -Oh. 431 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,687 -[chuckles] Oh, okay. -Like for example, like, 432 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,064 -I got a nose ring. -Mm-hmm? 433 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,066 And they, like, bullied me... [chuckles] 434 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,402 until I no longer had the nose ring. 435 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,363 That's kind of a bummer, man. Like, you tried something new, 436 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,073 and they brought you down. 437 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,282 My friends... 438 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,911 they give me a sense of belonging and purpose. 439 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,955 Anyway, you rest up, brother. 440 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,040 I'd invite you to come ride ATVs with us later, 441 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,209 but you're precious cargo. 442 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,086 Random thought, you rule. 443 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,048 -Thank you. -[phone buzzing] 444 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,844 [chuckles] 445 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,888 [Dylan] What, uh-- baby, one more time, 446 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,598 what-- what does he do for a living again, Jeremy? 447 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,476 -Kidding. -Okay-- 448 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,311 -I'm kidding. I'm kidding. -Lock in. 449 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,563 -I'm locked in. -The only jokes you should be making tonight 450 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,607 -are music ones. -Music ones? 451 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,734 Yeah, like, "Oh, I wish pianos were lighter." 452 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,945 -[chuckles] Okay. -Something like that. 453 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,446 Oof, you smell so good. 454 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,948 -New perfume. -Mm. 455 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,574 -Okay, focus. -Mm-hmm, focus. 456 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,826 -What do you want? -[Dylan] Oh! 457 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,202 [Alyssa and Maia laughing] 458 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,247 -Just kidding. Hi! -[Maia and Dylan] Hey! 459 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,748 I hope you came hungry. Dylan? 460 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,915 -Yes. -Get in here. 461 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,167 -Okay, I'm coming. -Red! 462 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,585 -We are starving. -Yes. 463 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,920 -Like you said. -Mm. [chuckles] 464 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,672 [Dylan] It's a beautiful home. 465 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,674 [Jeremy] So, I'm, uh, working on my laptop 466 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,300 across from this beautiful woman. 467 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,802 -[Maia gasps] -And, uh, I'm trying 468 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,596 to figure out what to say, and I've got nothing. 469 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,849 [laughing] I'm doing the same. 470 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,726 So, I finally just blurt out... 471 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,437 "Can we ask them to turn this music down? 472 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,105 Whatever it is is so, so bad." 473 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,191 And I said, "It's Beck and, yeah, 474 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,152 "I asked him to go easy on the cello, 475 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,029 but, hey, I was just the producer." 476 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,281 -Oh! -Oh, my God! 477 00:17:12,321 --> 00:17:15,534 -So, you-- it was-- that was your song that was playing. -Yeah, that was-- yeah. 478 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,785 -[Maia] That is crazy. -[Alyssa] Yeah. Yeah. 479 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,454 -My song. -I was so embarrassed, I-- 480 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,622 I bought him lunch, and then the rest is history. 481 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,290 -Aw. -[Jeremy] The rest is history. 482 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,791 -That's good. -Well, great story. 483 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,169 -Yeah, that's-- that's great. -Cheers to you guys. 484 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,627 -Yeah, cheers. -[Alyssa] Mm. 485 00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:28,797 Mm, Jeremy, I know you get to, like, work 486 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,799 with a bunch of very cool people and everything. 487 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,635 But I gotta ask you, have you ever met Rick Rubin? 488 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,845 -Oh! Yeah. -[Jeremy and Alyssa chuckle] 489 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,306 -Yeah? Wow, that's great. -Yeah, he is a-- 490 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,891 -[whispering] Who is that? -He is a character. 491 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,726 Have you-- have you read his book? 492 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,479 No, no, not yet. I'm, uh-- it's next in line. 493 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,148 I'm reading, uh, The Rise of the Third Reich right now. 494 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,484 It's going through kinda the political climate 495 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,818 -post-World War I. -Right. 496 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,487 And just kinda leading up to everything 497 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,197 -that really the whole-- -Dylan, we don't need to talk 498 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,532 about the Nazi book. [chuckles] 499 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,077 It's not the one that Hitler wrote, 500 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,079 by the way, JSYK. 501 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,539 -[Dylan] Yeah. -Um, it's like about Hitler 502 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:06,668 and how he is bad, and how to not, you know, 503 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:10,005 do all of that again. 504 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,800 So, uh... 505 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:18,597 Alyssa told me what you're working on with Tallulah. 506 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,391 Yeah! Um, it's been so nice 507 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,519 to just, like, dive right in and just, like, 508 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,020 book, book, book, book, book. [snapping] 509 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,189 It's like, get one job, bam! [clapping loudly] 510 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,857 Another job, bam! You know? [clapping loudly] 511 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,527 Yeah, I can hear her all the way from my office making deals. 512 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,071 -[Maia chuckles] -Killing it! [chuckles] 513 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,198 -Are you okay, my love? -Yeah, no, I'm-- yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 514 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,075 -Sweetie, tell me. -I'm just, um-- no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 515 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,370 Shh, shh, I'm just... okay. 516 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,580 I thought I felt a migraine coming on, but, um... 517 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,915 -Mm. -[Maia] Oh, no. 518 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,875 I'm good, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. 519 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,293 I'm sorry, I'm-- I'm Italian, 520 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,379 so talk loud, talk with my hands. 521 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,714 -Italian? -Yeah. 522 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,634 So, Jeremy, what are you working on producing now? 523 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,639 [Jeremy] [scoffs] I'm just, um... 524 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,144 I, uh, no longer can produce in studio 525 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,728 because, uh, I get headaches 526 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,981 from the-- the playback, so, um... 527 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,233 -Oh, sh-- shit. -[chuckles] It's complicated. 528 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,401 -That's tough. -[Jeremy] So... 529 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,819 -[Alyssa] Yeah. -[Dylan] Mm. 530 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,946 Like, I have to catch the microwave before it beeps. 531 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,908 Is, uh, someone wearing perfume? 532 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,743 [gasps] Yes! Thank you. 533 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,245 It's me. It's Byredo. 534 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,496 Oh, my God. 535 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,123 I'm sorry, babe. I have COVID. 536 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,791 -No, it's-- -I-- I couldn't-- I didn't know. 537 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,084 [Jeremy] That's okay. It's fine. 538 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,170 Maia, perfume is a-- is a trigger 539 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,588 for Jeremy's headaches. 540 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,256 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 541 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,592 [Jeremy] No, it's okay. You couldn't have known. 542 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:40,345 Uh, that said, I think I'm gonna have to, uh, remove myself. 543 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,264 -[Alyssa] No. -No, I'm just gonna go lay down. 544 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,808 -Oh, no. Honey. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 545 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,435 It's fine, it's fine, I'm just-- 546 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,812 -I'm sorry, everyone. -[Alyssa] I love you. 547 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,814 Where's Maia? 548 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,274 Are you guys, like, going out later? 549 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,485 Um, no, she and Dylan have a dinner at Alyssa's house. 550 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,279 It's actually a big deal for her, so. 551 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,697 She's, like, always fucking grinding. 552 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,116 -It's the weekend. -Alani! 553 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,784 -Just saying. -This is her career. 554 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,286 I mean, it means a lot to her. 555 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,371 I think it's inspiring. 556 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,207 Okay, I mean, I guess you're right. 557 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,125 Um, okay. For Garrett? 558 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,835 -Love. -Really? 559 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,545 Serious, it's so cute. You look sexy. 560 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,547 [squealing] I love you. Also, I was thinking, 561 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,090 'cause it's gonna be, like, a little chilly. 562 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,552 Oh. Sorry. 563 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,139 What do you think? 564 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,600 Hey, random thought. 565 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,520 -You rule. -I love you. 566 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,356 You're being so cute today. 567 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,691 -You're cute every day! -Stop! 568 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,401 Wait, oh my God. [sighs] 569 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,153 I'm excited 'cause Garrett's, like, amazing. 570 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,197 And, you're gonna eat this up. 571 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,032 He sent me this pic. 572 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,660 -Oh. [chuckles] -He's so fucking cute. 573 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,746 Alani, I don't think he would appreciate me seeing that. 574 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,498 So, I think for your eyes only. 575 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,583 But it's so sweet of you to show me. 576 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,085 -I'm really happy for you. -Thank you. 577 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,337 You're being so mature. I love you. 578 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,005 -Wait, hold on, I need to... -Love you. 579 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,674 ...see one more thing. 580 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,717 [♪ light electronic music playing] 581 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,846 [emojis popping] 582 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,057 [chuckles softly] 583 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,396 Aw. 584 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,898 [exhales sharply] 585 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,402 A few years ago, Jer took a tumble 586 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,112 skiing at Big Bear. 587 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,282 He'd had an amazing day. 588 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,075 And then, on his last run, 589 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,078 he took his helmet off to look cool. 590 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,371 He hit a tree. 591 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,123 -Oh, my God. -Oh, wow. 592 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:34,042 -That's terrible. -Sometimes these migraines 593 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,877 put him in bed for days. 594 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:39,172 Yeah. [sighs] 595 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,052 Oh, uh, I-- I just thought of something. 596 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:47,264 I could actually go get the grill going. 597 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,391 -Yeah, if you want. -At least get something going, you know? 598 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,642 Yeah. 599 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,060 -That would be amazing, baby. -Yeah? Okay. 600 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,062 -That is so sweet. -Yeah, alright. 601 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,314 -I'm on it. -You don't have to. 602 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,441 No, no, I'm happy to-- the grill, uh, it's... 603 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,276 -You'll find it, it's... -I'll-- I'll find it. 604 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,902 -It's a grill. -He's got it. 605 00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:03,238 He seems-- he's nice. 606 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,073 He's the best, and he loves to. 607 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,952 [grunting] More wine? 608 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:12,247 Yeah. That must be so hard for you. 609 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,499 Ugh. When I met Jeremy, 610 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,376 he was like a rocket. 611 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,629 Do you know how many times 612 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,965 I could have fucked Jon Hamm at Speranza? 613 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,093 -Uh, a lot, probably. -But I didn't, 614 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,928 because I was all in on Jeremy. 615 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,264 And now... [sighs] 616 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,974 I leave the house, he's in pajamas. 617 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,601 I come home, he's in the same pajamas. 618 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,436 Like, that wasn't on my vision board. 619 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,146 Yeah. It's not on my vision board. 620 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,191 It's like, you know, pajamas are for night. 621 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,942 Clothes are for day, like... 622 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:44,154 But honestly, you're killing it. 623 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,323 -[sighs] -You are, Alyssa! 624 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,826 Like, not a lot of people can say that they're a badass CEO 625 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,204 -and an amazing wife. -[clicking tongue] 626 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:55,123 -I, like, really admire that. -Thank you. 627 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:57,542 -Yeah. -[sighs] Partner, not wife. 628 00:22:57,584 --> 00:23:00,003 -Totally. -My choice. 629 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,214 Okay, I'm gonna pee, and then I'm gonna go 630 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,633 get started on the salad. 631 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,178 The bathroom is down the stairs. 632 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,888 -And there's no toilet spray. -Okay. 633 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,973 -Because of Jeremy. -Got it. 634 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,975 [toilet flushing] 635 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:15,394 [sighs] 636 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:26,154 [whispering] What the fuck? 637 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,243 [moaning on TV] 638 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,577 [Maia gasps] 639 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,329 Oh... [mouthing] my God. 640 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:39,459 Oh, my God. Ew! 641 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:42,879 -[chuckles] -I mean, I don't know. 642 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,381 -What do we do? -I don't know. 643 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,508 I mean, I can-- I can go down there and help him finish, 644 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,884 and then that way, he comes back up here-- 645 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,511 -Dylan. Dylan. Dylan. -Alright. Okay. 646 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,054 -It's okay. -[Alyssa] Mai? 647 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,389 This salad is giving me life. 648 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,516 -[gasps] Yay! -Yay. 649 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,184 So glad. I can't wait for you 650 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:58,228 to try Dylan's steak. 651 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,398 [sighs] Such a bummer that Jeremy is sleeping. 652 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,233 I-- I really wanted him to tell you the story 653 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,694 of when Sia threw up on him at the studio. 654 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:08,280 -[chuckles] Oh, my God, well, next time. -Oh. 655 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,449 -He-- rest is so important. -Yeah. Yeah. 656 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:15,120 The doctors say that he cannot be disturbed during his naps. 657 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,038 Like, his inner ear is so sensitive, 658 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:20,083 that, like, even if the WiFi goes out during one of his naps, 659 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,877 he senses it, he freaks out. 660 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,379 He, like, wakes up, texts me, like, "What's going on?" 661 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,089 -[both] Yeah. -The nap. 662 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,466 -Yeah. -Wow. 663 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,926 So rare. 664 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,139 It's like you just showed the cow a photo of a flame. 665 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,765 -[Maia chuckles] -I'm kidding. 666 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,978 Yeah, it's-- it's a leaner cut, and you kind of don't, um... 667 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,897 But you know, it is pretty rare. 668 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,899 -It's a little-- it's a little bloody, I think, yeah. -It's-- let me-- 669 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,276 -I'll throw it back on for just a minute. -No, not just for me. 670 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,069 No, no, no, I like it that way, too. 671 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,613 -Yeah, she likes it like that. -Done, done, done, done, done. 672 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,780 -You do? -Yeah. Yeah. 673 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,574 -Oh, my God, twinsies. -Twinsies. 674 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,576 [both chuckle] 675 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,286 -Ugh. -[door closes] 676 00:24:56,328 --> 00:25:00,123 I wish that Jeremy was here cooking the steak. 677 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,251 Dylan is really sweet for trying, though. 678 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,170 I mean... 679 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,422 they can't all be Jeremys. [chuckles] 680 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,424 There are other Jeremys out there. 681 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,301 It's not like you guys own a house together. 682 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,012 And you're both so young. 683 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,642 We can always do better. Right? 684 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,352 -I'm just saying. -Yeah. 685 00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:21,853 I call it like I see it. 686 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:22,896 No... 687 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,943 And I-- it means a lot to me 688 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,029 that you see the best in me, and you want the best for me. 689 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,989 -I do. -[door opens] 690 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,282 -You're welcome. -Thank you. 691 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:35,784 -[both chuckle] -[Dylan] Okay. Alright. 692 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,953 -That was quick, but. -Thank you, Dyl. 693 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,622 -They are cooked. -[Alyssa] Mm! 694 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:45,877 Dyl, don't you think that your hot girlfriend 695 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,629 should be in the Forbes photo with me? 696 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,131 -I would love to. -Yeah. [chuckles] 697 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,634 -Great! Done deal! -Done deal. 698 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,970 Yes, and we need to all get dinner again together, 699 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,221 when Jeremy's feeling better. 700 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,557 -Yes. Yes. -Whenever he's up for it, yeah. 701 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,183 I wanna hang with him. 702 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,144 -[crunching loudly] -[Dylan] Yeah. Wish he was here. 703 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:05,313 I just can't fucking get over it. 704 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,650 Like, who jerks off standing up? Do you? 705 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,569 Uh, I mean, I, like, have. 706 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,195 -Yeah. -But not at a dinner party 707 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,822 with people in my house. Like, that's... 708 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,324 Yeah, a dinner party with no food. 709 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,994 -No food. -She was like, "Come starving." 710 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,245 -You cooked dinner. -I know. 711 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,913 And the steak? Delicious, by the way. 712 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,707 -No, yeah, well, you know-- -Thank you so much. 713 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,001 You're welcome, at least it wasn't in the fucking fridge 714 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,837 -where Jeremy left it. -I honestly feel so bad for Alyssa. 715 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:31,840 She talks up Jeremy like he's this cool guy 716 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,550 and he's so successful. 717 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,844 She-- she acts like they're this power couple, 718 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,679 but he's a fucking loser. 719 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,598 I can't even stand the term "power couple." 720 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:40,932 You know, it just annoys the shit out of me. 721 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,518 Well, I mean, they're not, you know? 722 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,021 Yeah, but I mean, regardless, like, we-- we work to live. 723 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:47,272 They live to work. 724 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,523 You know what I mean? It's like pathetic. 725 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:49,941 Those kind of people that just like-- 726 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,234 they have this, like, endless ambition. 727 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,694 Like, it's never gonna be enough, you know. 728 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,195 They just want-- they want success, 729 00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:55,697 and money, and like, a nice house, 730 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,574 and all these things, and it's just like, no. 731 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,076 Yeah, I mean, it's good to want some things, you know? 732 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,703 I mean, I want things, but like-- 733 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:04,205 To have, like, goals and stuff. But there's a limit-- 734 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,874 -They're unhappy people. -Yeah. 735 00:27:05,915 --> 00:27:08,376 And that's because their level of ambition is just unattainable. 736 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,253 I bet all they do is talk about work, you know? 737 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,297 Totally. 738 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,341 -Yeah. -Yeah. 739 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,761 -Alright, I'm gonna call it. -Okay. 740 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,429 -Alright. -I'm right behind you. 741 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,472 Okay. 742 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,267 [door opens, closes] 743 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,396 [♪ music playing lightly on phone] 744 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:31,566 ♪ I'm going down to the railway station ♪ 745 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,736 [reporter] Breaking news, Lukas Landry found dead at 23... 746 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,738 -Oh, my God. -...from a tragic ATV accident. 747 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,239 -His breakout song... -No! 748 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:41,201 [♪ "Help I'm Alive" by Metric playing] 749 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:46,414 ♪ I tremble, I tremble ♪ 750 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:50,293 ♪ I tremble, I tremble ♪ 751 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,129 ♪ They're gonna eat me alive ♪ 752 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,762 ♪ If I stumble ♪ 753 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,145 ♪ They're gonna eat me alive ♪ 754 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:20,365 ♪ Can you hear my heart beating like a hammer ♪ 755 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:24,619 ♪ Beating like a hammer ♪ 756 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:28,123 ♪ Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating ♪ 757 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,916 ♪ Like a hammer ♪ 758 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:37,006 ♪ Hard to be soft, tough to be tender ♪ 759 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,344 ♪ Come take my pulse ♪ 760 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,639 ♪ The pace is on a runaway train ♪ 761 00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:50,854 ♪ Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating ♪ 762 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:54,149 ♪ Like a hammer ♪ 763 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,151 ♪ Beating like a hammer ♪