1 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:11,845 Oh, my God, you guys. 2 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:14,556 It feels so good to be back in New York. 3 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:18,143 Like, shoot it into my fucking veins. I feel alive and free. 4 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,477 Oh, my God, I know. 5 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:22,272 This is so exciting. Like, the girls are... 6 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,773 -...back! -I know. 7 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,525 Guys, New York is so romantic. 8 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,402 This is literally the street that my dad met my mom 9 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:28,862 when he was shooting Kings of Chinatown. 10 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,363 -Aw! -That's so sweet. 11 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,281 I know! Wait, and that's the secret apartment 12 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,826 that he got her when he was divorcing his second wife. 13 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:37,078 They're gonna be so fucking surprised to see me. 14 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,831 -I love love. -Disagree! 15 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,249 Love slows you down. 16 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,626 I'm honestly so psyched to not be in LA. 17 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,380 Like, the heat and the palm trees, it's like fucking oppressive. 18 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,799 Maia! Like, wait up! 19 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,302 -No, please just let-- -What is she doing? 20 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,678 Just let her walk this off. 21 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,305 Walk what off? 22 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,682 She's obviously having a manic episode right now. 23 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,893 -No, she's not, okay? -I'm really worried about her. 24 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:03,938 She always walks fast and talks loud. She's just in boss mode right now. 25 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,357 'Kay. I don't think that's what's going on. 26 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,318 I mean, it's like Dylan was reading my mind 27 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,444 because I needed space. 28 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:10,695 That's why he's so good for me. 29 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,864 I'm so good. I'm perfect. 30 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,574 -See what I mean? -Girl, she's not good. 31 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,076 You're not reading her very well right now. 32 00:01:16,158 --> 00:01:18,620 -Guys, I wanna try smoking. -Oh. 33 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,292 Oh, my God. I feel amazing. 34 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,169 -Yeah. -I'm, like, buzzing. 35 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,712 Yeah. It's so gross. 36 00:01:27,795 --> 00:01:29,255 Ah! 37 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,174 Wait, I've decided I'm gonna get addicted to cigarettes. 38 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,926 And now that you don't have a job and you're single, 39 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,511 you have, like, way more time. 40 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,221 -I'm not single. -Oh. 41 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:38,848 -We're just, like, on a break. -Yeah, sorry. Totally. 42 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,642 -No, I meant like you can smoke-- -I'm just gonna text him. 43 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,143 Maia, don't text him. 44 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:46,689 You literally said seven days no contact. We have other stuff to worry about. 45 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,942 Yeah, I know, but this is just, like, logistics. 46 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:52,237 And then, after I send it, we can focus on your fitting with Antoine. 47 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,239 Okay, how about this? 48 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,199 "Hello, period. 49 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:59,369 "I just wanted to say the plane didn't crash, period. 50 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,038 "Telling you because we co-signed a lease, comma, 51 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,040 hope you're well, period." 52 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,750 Okay, that was very adult of you. 53 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,794 I just like-- I feel so much better, 54 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,003 'cause now I'm not worried that, like, he's worried. 55 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,589 -Yeah. -You know, I just wouldn't want him 56 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,341 to be stressed, like, "Did the plane crash, like..." 57 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,051 -No, and he's not. Like, he knows now. -Yeah. 58 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,344 I'm not thinking about him at all. 59 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:17,554 Me neither. 60 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,056 Oh, my God! 61 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,641 Dylan just thumbs-upped my text. 62 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,269 Just thumbs-upped my text. What the fuck? 63 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,312 How 'bout another pack? 64 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,195 I'm sorry, but you send a thumbs-up 65 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,447 to a TaskRabbit, not your fucking girlfriend. 66 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,408 Okay, well, being polite is how guys like Dylan 67 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,994 -show they're powerful, so. -What do you mean? 68 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,540 Like, every time I come over, he's like, "Can I get you a glass of water?" 69 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:48,418 Oh, because you have to show me you're a man? 70 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:53,339 Please. He's obviously having a mental breakdown on the inside. 71 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,799 -You're so right. -It's embarrassing. 72 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,677 Ugh, it's so sad. I'm gonna text Charlie 73 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,596 -and have him check on Dylan. -Okay. 74 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,639 This is-- oh, oh. 75 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,142 Excuse you. Okay. 76 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,945 Oui. Oui, oui, oui. Oh, it is stunning. It is absolutely stunning, yes. 77 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,239 Oh, my God, Maia. 78 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,824 This need to look like it have air, 79 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,160 -like it's clouds, okay? -Are you kidding me? 80 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,995 Is that an Erik Charlotte dress? 81 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:27,123 It's like Pagliacci, but make it cunt. I love that. 82 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,709 Hi! 83 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:35,089 My LA girls! Tallulah, come to change. 84 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,598 -Mai? -Cigarette cheers? 85 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,391 I heard you can go kind of cheers 86 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,684 -with the cig. -Beautiful. 87 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,144 This is perfect. 88 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,271 Are we sure it's, like, exciting... 89 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,190 -Hm? -...though? 90 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,942 That you are invited to the Formé dinner is exciting. 91 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,527 That I am dressing you is exciting. 92 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,488 I think that is more than enough excitement. 93 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,450 Right. Yeah... 94 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:06,454 it's just like, I saw this, like, major clown moment outside. 95 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:09,499 Obviously, we want me to stand out, too. 96 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,960 Maybe we do something with, like, a pop of color, 97 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:15,797 or like-- I mean, like, this green is amazing. 98 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,382 This is for a model. 99 00:04:17,464 --> 00:04:19,175 You're not a model. 100 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,136 You post your fun videos, you get drunk, you steal things. 101 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,181 That is who you are, and that is wonderful! 102 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,016 -Now, get changed. -Thank you. 103 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,893 -Thank you so much. -Of course. Ciao. 104 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,603 Fucking asshole. 105 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,983 And Dylan, like, keeps saying, like, he's busy too, 106 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,734 but it's like, he has some resolve. 107 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,236 So, it's like, I'm sorry. 108 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:40,947 Here, this is Dylan, my boyfriend. 109 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:43,533 So cute. And this is Clare. 110 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:47,328 Visually, like, do these feel like two people that would fuck? 111 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,665 She does not seem like a sexual person. 112 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:54,836 -You're a sexual person. -Yes! Exactly. 113 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:58,506 Totally. Thank you. I'm like, honestly, a real freak. 114 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,051 You should enjoy your break, 115 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,721 like we were trying to enjoy ours. 116 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,514 You're so right. 117 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,143 You are right. 118 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,896 Hi, Ben. 119 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:19,694 What is a good place for three girls to go out in-- 120 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,195 Hey. 121 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,114 -Hey. -Come on, let's go, babe. 122 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,575 They seem really busy. Hi. 123 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,119 -You like your dress? -Yeah, I love it so much. 124 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,455 It's really chic, black, classic. 125 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:31,664 Easy! 126 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,090 -Dylan. -Oh! Jesus Christ! 127 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,802 -Hi. -Charlie. Whoa. 128 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,971 I was knocking for like five minutes. 129 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,806 What is this? What's going on? 130 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,225 Did you know that after six months, 131 00:05:51,308 --> 00:05:53,811 -spices start to lose their flavor? -Mm-hmm. 132 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,146 -You knew that? -I didn't know that. 133 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:58,066 -Let's take a break from the spices. -Okay. 134 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:02,445 Well, you know, I'm sure you know Maia's in New York. 135 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,072 And Dylan's in LA. What, I'm not allowed 136 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,700 to come over and see my best friend's boyfriend? 137 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,160 Yeah. Yeah. 138 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:10,620 Here, I brought you this, by the way. 139 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,914 Andrew left it in my fridge, like, forever ago. 140 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,707 It's like a pickle IPA. 141 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,417 I don't know, he liked all the straight guy beer. 142 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,837 Andrew? Okay. Have you guys been talking at all? 143 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,422 No. No, we're not talking. 144 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,799 How are... 145 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,051 you? 146 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:26,969 It's... 147 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,638 I feel like I'm going a little bit crazy. 148 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,223 -Ah. -Like, you know, it-- 149 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,850 this whole seven-day rule thing, this was my idea, 150 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:35,103 but I-- it's absolutely hell. 151 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,480 I mean, she sent me literally one text just saying 152 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,273 that she didn't die in a plane crash, and that's it, like... 153 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,942 What'd you say back? 154 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,819 I thumbs'ed it up. 155 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,740 -Is that bad? -Thumbs-up? 156 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:48,908 -Yeah? -To Maia? 157 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,368 -Yeah. -Do you know this bitch? Like... 158 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,120 -Yeah. -Be real. 159 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,248 It's like, she needs affirmation. Constant affirmation. 160 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,457 You're right. Alright, I'm gonna text her. 161 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:01,754 Maia, sorry for the late-- 162 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,048 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, no. 163 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,550 -What? -Delete, delete, delete. 164 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,510 Now, I'm understanding, maybe, the psychology. 165 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,137 She could be trapping you. 166 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,180 -Exactly, right? -Yeah, it might be a trap. 167 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,267 That's what I thought. Like, if I don't respond, then I don't care. 168 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,977 And if I do respond, then it's-- 169 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,520 She'll think you're not taking the boundary seriously. 170 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,063 -Right. -I see the problem now. 171 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,315 Damn. Bitches be crazy. 172 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,818 It's like she just-- she put these landmines out everywhere. 173 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,945 -Land-Maias. -You know, and I spent 174 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,573 so much time just trying to avoid all of her triggers, 175 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,908 and that I ended up just-- I stopped. 176 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,077 I stopped sharing any real shit at all. 177 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,206 Like now, I don't even know what I'm mad about anymore. 178 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:42,336 Well, I happen to be an expert at making people realize why they're mad, 179 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,173 and then making them way madder. 180 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:50,136 -Mm! So, my new friend, Ayako... -Uh-huh? 181 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:52,763 ...who's a model, she and her boyfriend, 182 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,141 also a model, they actually hooked up 183 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:56,933 with other people when they were on a break, 184 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,896 so that when they got back together, there was, like, no regrets. 185 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,606 Okay, that makes sense, 'cause I feel like a bad thing 186 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,524 always has to happen before a good thing can happen. 187 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,610 -Like, Babe one was just okay. -Yeah. 188 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,112 But Babe 2: Pig in the City was fucking incredible, I'm sorry. 189 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,198 -True. -Yeah. Guys, I'm due. 190 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,908 It was like, boom, COVID. 191 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,535 Then, I moved to LA. Boom, I meet Dylan. 192 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,078 Boom, I'm basically fucking 30. 193 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,499 It's like, I missed out on fucking shitty assholes in my 20s. 194 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,209 Just for one weekend, 195 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,252 -let me be a pig in the city. -Thank you. 196 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,797 Let me play in the mud before I become Dylan's sugar mama. 197 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,216 -Okay. -Fair, like, oink-oink. 198 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,384 -Like, treat me bad. -So bad. 199 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,470 Right? Guys, I wish I wasn't surprising my parents tomorrow, 200 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,347 'cause I really wanted to get into something strange. 201 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:35,640 Oh, my God. Like, 202 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:37,600 -that guy right there... -Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 203 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:41,479 We would fuck up the hotel room so bad. They would have to arrest me. 204 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:43,397 Girl, I would go to that trial. Oh, my God, he's looking. 205 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,857 -Oh, my God. That's Ben. -Oh, my God, he's looking at me. 206 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:46,817 Do I look okay? 207 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,486 -You look incredible. This is like... -So good. 208 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,321 -...the best timing ever, are you joking? -Maia, you look so hot. 209 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:52,823 Wait, and he's wearing a wedding ring. That's a good sign. 210 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,867 I'm glad Paul could get you in. Hi! 211 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,078 -Thanks so much for hooking it up. -Of course. 212 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,914 -Ben, this is... -Tallulah Stiel. 213 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:02,124 -Congrats on Formé. -Thank you. 214 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,460 How does it feel to now be the littlest fish in a very big pond? 215 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:11,133 It feels so good. I love big ponds so much. 216 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,843 -I bet. I bet. -Maia killed it. 217 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,345 -Yeah, she did. -Mm-hmm. 218 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:15,763 Alyssa's lucky. 219 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,642 Yeah, I'm actually not at Alyssa180 anymore. 220 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,352 -Really? -I'm on my own now. 221 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:25,231 I'm sorry, hi. Hi, I'm Alani. 222 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:26,899 -Hi, Alani. -Maia and her boyfriend 223 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,859 are on a break, so we're just stepping out to... 224 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,364 Yeah, so we were just like, fuck it, let's party. 225 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,241 -Nice. Yeah. -You know? Yeah. 226 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,288 -Do you wanna sit with us? -Oh, no, that's sweet of you. 227 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,915 I'm actually about to go out with my wife and some friends. 228 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,627 But I think my tab's open at the bar if you, you know, 229 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,380 guys want a little night out on the company. 230 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,091 Why, 'cause you're trying to poach Tallulah? 231 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,051 Maybe I'm trying to poach you. 232 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:00,266 You know, it was so forgetful of me to leave my card here. 233 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,436 If I could stop by the hotel tomorrow and come pick it up? 234 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,814 Yeah, sounds good. 235 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,774 -Okay, good. -Mm-hmm. 236 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,361 -Be safe tonight, guys. -Bye. 237 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,196 Oh, my God! 238 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,324 -Oh, my God. -What just happened? 239 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,117 You guys, I am fucking Ben tomorrow. 240 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,160 What?! 241 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:23,497 That was so weird that he said that about the little fish in the big pond. 242 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,541 -Like, why did he say that? -No, I think that's good. 243 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,418 Like, fish grow bigger in a bigger pond. 244 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,837 Like, more food, more room. That's why I'm so tall. 245 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,297 -Uh-huh. -'Cause my house was so big. 246 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,299 Oh, can you guys believe he left his card here? 247 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,884 Thank God. I maxed mine out 248 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,178 -on the hotel rooms. -What? 249 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:38,888 Maia, I thought Formé was paying. 250 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,891 It's fine, it's fine. It's a business expense. 251 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,517 You're gonna make our money back. 252 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,102 -You're killing it, okay? -That part. 253 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,520 -Mm-hmm. -I'm so proud of you. 254 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,147 I'm so proud of both of you guys. 255 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,024 We deserve to celebrate. 256 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,776 -Let's get some shots. -Oh, my God, yes. 257 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,736 -Shots! Should we get fucked up? -Let's celebrate. Yes! 258 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,112 -Shots! -Ready? Cheers, you guys. 259 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,864 -I mean, shots! -Cheers, guys. 260 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,783 -Cheers to us! -To Maia's last week of being single. 261 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,622 So, when you were like describing this to me, it sounded weird. 262 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:07,833 But now that I'm actually looking at it, it's much weirder. 263 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,252 Can you just accept the exercise for a second? 264 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,046 -Just pretend I'm Maia. -Mm-hmm. 265 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:15,549 And tell me one thing that you get frustrated by. 266 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,718 -Pff, okay. -Hey. 267 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,680 Dylan, seriously. 268 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,014 Okay. 269 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:26,018 So I don't like it when you go jump 270 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,562 on your walking treadmill every time I try to talk to you. 271 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,314 -That's fair, that... -Right? 272 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,691 ...that sounds really fucking annoying. 273 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,025 -It is. -And frustrating. 274 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,860 -It's very frustrating. -Okay, go on. Go. 275 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,071 -What else? -You know, I think 276 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,783 there's kind of a general thing, which is that I don't feel that you 277 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,244 actually, like, take what I do seriously. 278 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,497 Like, I'm really proud to be a teacher, you know? 279 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,165 And I just don't think that you actually respect 280 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,584 -what I want in life. -I really do. 281 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,170 I do. 282 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,464 Then, why does it-- then why do I feel like you push me away 283 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,217 every time something more important comes up, you know? 284 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,885 You feel that way? 285 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,429 Yeah. 286 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,307 I don't know. I don't know, maybe... 287 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:11,272 because you, like, see me for who I am, 288 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:15,067 and like, this town has just like, I don't know, made me... 289 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:20,614 bad, or-- and hard. 290 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:25,619 And I don't know, I just feel like I'm scared 291 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:31,667 that I'm just gonna end up here eating Christmas dinner alone 292 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,127 while you're, like, off in New York 293 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,045 being the VP of a company 294 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,006 who makes curated playlists for restaurants, 295 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,674 but it's like, at the same time, like, I get it. 296 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,843 It's like they're sponsoring your visa, it's like... 297 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,516 If you miss Andrew, you should just call him, you know? 298 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,893 Yeah, maybe. 299 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,980 Did Maia send you to check on me? 300 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,732 Duh, bitch. 301 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,192 -Yeah? -Yeah. 302 00:12:56,275 --> 00:13:00,112 You know she, like, cares about you a lot. 303 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,158 Yeah. 304 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,452 But you can go. 305 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,579 You don't have to stay and babysit me, like, I'm fine. 306 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,456 I'm not babysitting you. 307 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,875 -I'm having fun, I'm ac-- -You're having fun? 308 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,418 -Yeah, are you not having fun? -Really? 309 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,753 I'm having fun, but like-- 310 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,505 Let's, like, do something. 311 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:22,885 You're here alone. Like, this is your week to be a free man. Like, let's go. 312 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,806 Okay, okay, I do have one fantasy. 313 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,934 Really? Okay, great. 314 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,603 Let's fucking-- lock up your daughters, Silverlake. 315 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,648 This man is about to murder their vaginas two at a time. 316 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,691 Charlie. My question is, 317 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,320 have you ever seen the Ken Burns Vietnam War doc? 318 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,620 Let's watch that. 319 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,247 Yes! Really? 320 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,706 -Yay. -Oh! 321 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,466 Mm. 322 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,470 Ugh, God. 323 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,555 Tallulah. 324 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,890 Tallulah. 325 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,684 Wake up, I think you got your period. 326 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,144 -Oh. -Ugh. 327 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,729 -Ow. -My phone is dead. 328 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,941 I don't feel good. I feel like I'm gonna throw up. 329 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,778 Oh, my God, my head hurts so bad. 330 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,490 -I'm so nauseous. -Wait, Tallulah. 331 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,908 What are you doing? What? 332 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,243 -Oh, my God! -What are you doing? 333 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,953 Go look at your fucking back in the mirror. 334 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,496 -Why? -Go, Tallulah. 335 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,789 You got a fucking tattoo. 336 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,415 Shut up, you're scaring me. 337 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,585 No, I can't believe you got a fucking tattoo! 338 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,503 -Stop! Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 339 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,047 -Why the fuck would you get a tattoo? -I didn't mean to! 340 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,632 You could have fucking Hep-C! 341 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,676 -Holy shit! -Oh, my God. 342 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,303 -Holy shit! -"Nightmare Before Business"? 343 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,346 -That makes no fucking sense! -It's really big. 344 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,681 What is the point of that? 345 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,516 I don't know, Maia! 346 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,560 Oh, my God! 347 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,979 It's Scotty from Dragon City Tattoos. 348 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,982 -Ow! -"I had to send you this legally 349 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,401 -because of how drunk you seemed." -Oh, my God, Maia. 350 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,528 -Bitch, you need to get a tattoo. -No! 351 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,323 -Please? Please? -Maia, I don't want one. 352 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,033 -Like, no. -Do it or I'll kill myself. 353 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,410 Then we'll match. It's my company name. 354 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,079 My God. 355 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,665 Fuck. Oh, my God. 356 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,168 Oh, my God, fuck. Fuck! 357 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,086 Oh, my God! 358 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,796 -Okay. -Oh, it's bleeding. 359 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,132 -Fuck. I'm so sorry. -It's so big. 360 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,052 -It's okay. It's okay. -It's okay. 361 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,219 -Yeah. -I like it. 362 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,638 -Okay. -It's random. 363 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,932 -It's fine. We'll get them lasered off... -Yeah. 364 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,975 -...when we go back to LA. -Yeah, back to LA. It's fast. 365 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,437 And you said your dress tonight is, like, classic, elegant, right? 366 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,898 -Like, it goes all the way up... -Oh. 367 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,775 -...covers the back? -Y... 368 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:46,153 Okay, so like, manager Maia's not gonna be really happy. 369 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:52,076 But I have a surprise. That's my surprise. It's a new dress. 370 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,578 Wait, what happened? I thought your dress was black. 371 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,957 Antoine was saying that, like, my vibe is, like, messy, 372 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,959 and like, I couldn't pull off something model-y, 373 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,629 which is so fucking rude! Like, yes, I can. 374 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,589 So, I took this one instead. 375 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,716 To show him you're not messy, you stole a dress? 376 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,343 -No, Maia. -Tallulah! 377 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,886 It's the better dress. 378 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,347 The dress you stole is backless! 379 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:17,476 -It is so fucking backless, okay? -Ow! Ow! 380 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,107 Oh, fuck. 381 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,276 Dad? Mom? 382 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,492 Oh, my God. 383 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,203 Mama? 384 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,751 Surprise. 385 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,336 You're not my mom! 386 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,005 -Oh, my God. Alani, one second. -Who the fuck are you?! 387 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,674 -What are you doing in my parents' house? -Wait, Alani, Alani. 388 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,802 I am so sorry we're meeting this way. I did not think you were coming to town. 389 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,512 Who are you? 390 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,850 Alani, I'm your dad's girlfriend. 391 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,144 But my dad is married to my mom. 392 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,739 Hey. 393 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,365 Did we fuck last night? 394 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,284 -What? No. -Oh. 395 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,993 We watched a sobering indictment 396 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:20,414 -of imperial overreach. -Oh yeah, it's horrible 397 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,208 how we treated our boys when they got back from battle. 398 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:28,630 Mm-hmm. And you listened to me vent, like, a lot, so thank you. 399 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,676 I mean, I think I did a little bit of venting too. 400 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,386 Yes. 401 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,430 Not to be like a whole-ass fudge packer about it, 402 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,975 but, like, I don't know, I believe in you guys. 403 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,352 You're my favorite couple. 404 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,272 It's just so stupid, because I'm stressing 405 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,024 about not talking to her, but she's just probably going 406 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,650 through the exact same thing. 407 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,652 You know, we should just fucking talk, and that's it. 408 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,364 Okay, sign. 409 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,325 Look, bitch, she's literally calling me to, like... 410 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,951 -No. -...see how it went with you, yeah. 411 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,745 -You think so? -I know her. Yeah, duh. 412 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,121 You wanna listen in? 413 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,123 -Yeah, yeah. -Okay. 414 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,625 -Hey, sista. -Charlie? 415 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,210 What's on your mind? 416 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,795 The only fucking thing on my mind right now 417 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,880 is that we have a full fucking dress disaster, 418 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,215 and the dinner is tonight. 419 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,633 -Oh, Mai. -Like, okay. 420 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,134 -Sorry, give me one-- -So, Antoine fit Tallulah 421 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,511 -in a black dress, and it's just like... -Sorry. 422 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,638 ...not a moment, and it... 423 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:18,931 -That's my whole fucking point. -It's been-- ever since-- 424 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,141 It's my whole fucking point. I can't. Charlie, I can't, okay? 425 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,601 It's been-- it's-- are you list-- Charlie? 426 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,353 Sorry, what happened? 427 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,647 Quiet, Tallulah's puking in the bathroom. 428 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,398 Okay, you know this world better than I do. 429 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:34,738 Is Antoine, like, a vengeful person, or is he, like, chill about stealing? 430 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,616 I can put a jacket over it 431 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,118 -and it will cover it. -No. No. 432 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,619 -Maia, yes. -We have to return the green dress 433 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,454 and get yours back. Charlie said if you steal 434 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,164 from Antoine, that he'll blacklist you. 435 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,291 Being a model seems so bleak. 436 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,835 Like, I don't wanna get bullied all the time. 437 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,002 No, totally. 438 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,671 -Oh, my God. -What? 439 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,172 Ben just texted me. 440 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,466 "I wanna talk about a role for you at my company. 441 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,971 "Maybe I should come by your hotel room in an hour. 442 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,056 I need that card back." 443 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,933 -Maia? -I don't know. 444 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,519 Oh, my God, are you serious? 445 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,355 It's, like, you don't have to feel guilty. 446 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,692 You guys are on a break. You're allowed to fuck other people. 447 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,695 And I think that when Dylan sees how much money 448 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:18,323 you're making at Mercer, he's gonna forget what you guys were even mad about. 449 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,993 Yeah, I mean, that job would be so amazing, right? 450 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,245 Yeah, for both of us. 451 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,664 It's like a lot of pressure being your only client. 452 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,505 It's not here. 453 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,510 I found it. 454 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:43,140 It's just like, I wish it wasn't such a fucking boring dress. 455 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:47,144 Hey, you will make it the look, okay? 456 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,938 You're magnetic. You're gonna meet insane people. 457 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,774 It's gonna be an epic fucking night, okay? 458 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,985 -Mm-hmm. -So, wear the dress. 459 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,863 Okay. 460 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,541 -Hi. -Hi. 461 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,128 Do you wanna... 462 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,214 -I have your card. -Oh. 463 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,090 So, do you wanna come or I'll grab it for you. 464 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,551 -You can come in. -Yeah. 465 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,803 There is maybe 466 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,389 a tattoo place on there. 467 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:30,479 So, I am sorry if you got a big charge last night. 468 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,608 Yeah. I got a big charge last night. 469 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,256 You wanna fuck me? 470 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,966 -Yeah. -Yeah? 471 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,050 Mm-mm. 472 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,265 Touch yourself. 473 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,484 Oh, my God. 474 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,327 Yeah. You like that? 475 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,412 Uh-huh. 476 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,290 You gonna jerk off too? 477 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,001 Mm-mm. I'm just gonna watch you. 478 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,003 And then you're gonna fuck me? 479 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,754 No. 480 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,047 Not today. 481 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,301 -Okay. -Mm-hmm. 482 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:46,930 Well, just so you know, this is, like, this week is, like, my main... 483 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,267 window... 484 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,603 in terms of fucking, like, indefinitely. 485 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,230 So... 486 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,232 Oh, my God. 487 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,608 You gonna cum for me? 488 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,027 -I'm gonna cum. -Cum. 489 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,040 That was fun. 490 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,671 So, got some good news. 491 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,966 Mercer Digital has an opening. 492 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:28,388 One of our managers went on paternity leave, so he's fired. 493 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,307 I assume you're interested. 494 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,560 We have considerably more resources than Alyssa did. 495 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:40,984 $380,000. 496 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:44,363 Sorry, I know you wrote it on here so I wouldn't say it out loud. 497 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,824 It's just, like, a really big number. 498 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:52,788 Well, we'd share Tallulah together, so, you know, we'd spend a lot of time 499 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,541 implementing Mercer strategy, whatnot. 500 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,584 Yeah. 501 00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,461 Well... 502 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,131 I'll have to talk to Tallulah and... 503 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,342 think on it. 504 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,052 But I will-- 505 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,345 I will let you know. 506 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:12,391 You're adorable. You think you make these choices. 507 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,142 What? 508 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,728 You like to be told what to do. 509 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,188 -No, I don't. -Maia. 510 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:21,191 You quit your job, you broke up with your boyfriend, 511 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,236 and you came to New York when I called. 512 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:28,156 Imagine what I'll get you to do when you're working for me again. 513 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,367 Hm? 514 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,828 Shit. Fuck. 515 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,831 Oh, wow, is this Tallulah's look for tonight? 516 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,460 -Yeah. -God, Antoine is so smart, you know? 517 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:43,964 Show everyone your client cleans up nice, can sit at the big kids' table. 518 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,632 And next year, you swing for the fences. 519 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,967 I like it. 520 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,430 You better get dressed, too. 521 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,056 We can't have you showing up to the Formé dinner 522 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,641 looking like you just got fucked. 523 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,691 It's so stupid. 524 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,734 Like, all of the relationships that I've sabotaged 525 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,445 because they weren't my dad. 526 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,155 Being particular's okay, Alani. 527 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,699 I was just waiting for a guy that would divorce 528 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,451 the entire world for his soulmate. 529 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,829 And now, I find out he and my mom aren't even soulmates. 530 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:17,456 So, it's like all fucking bullshit? 531 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,000 Sorry, honey, I never meant to break up a marriage, 532 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:24,671 but when Leon and I met, everything made sense. 533 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,591 For the both of us. 534 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,843 Does my mom know? 535 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,386 Not yet. He's going to tell her. 536 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,597 He just didn't wanna ruin their anniversary. 537 00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,266 Hey. 538 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:39,895 Your father's not a bad man, Alani, okay? 539 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,191 Fuck. Fuck. I think that's them. 540 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,651 Okay, it's okay. Don't worry. Hey, hey, hey. 541 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,403 It's time to just rip off the Band-Aid. 542 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,071 Yeah? 543 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,909 -I need a vacation from that vacation. -It was great anyway. 544 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,243 -Hey! -Alani! 545 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,412 -What are you doing here, honey? -Hi, Mom. 546 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,414 -This is a great surprise. -Dad. 547 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,125 Well, who's your friend? 548 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,127 My friend? Is that how we're gonna play this? 549 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,671 -What? -Hey, Leon. I've missed you. 550 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:08,965 Who the fuck are you? 551 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,051 -I'm Denise Howard. -Oh, shit. 552 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:13,386 We're connected by the star Polaris, 553 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,515 and I'm here to finally give you a message. 554 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:20,977 -Oh, shit! Fuck! -Remember me! 555 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,147 -Oh, fuck! -What the actual fuck?! 556 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,691 -What is going on? -What the fuck?! 557 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,652 -Goddammit! -Oh, my God! My God! 558 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,445 -Alani, call the police! -Call the police! 559 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,947 -What the-- -Wait, wait, so are you 560 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,698 or are you not having an affair with Denise? 561 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,034 What?! Of course not! 562 00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:38,703 That lunatic's been following me for 15 years. 563 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,914 -I thought she was in jail. -Oh, my God. 564 00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,666 -She used to send me bullets every week. -Oh. 565 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,125 -Oh, fuck! -That Denise. 566 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,169 -Don't squeeze it! -I know Denise. I'm sorry. 567 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,921 I knew you guys were soulmates. 568 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,548 I love you, Dad. 569 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:15,991 Sorry, sorry, I'm here. Mimi's jet had a female pilot. 570 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,909 -Charlie! -Hi, how are you? 571 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,161 I didn't think you were gonna make it. 572 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,454 Is that it? 573 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,249 Maybe. 574 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:26,293 I cannot believe you pulled this off. 575 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,587 What are you talking about? When have I ever not pulled something off? 576 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,338 Can I give you credit for a second? 577 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:34,718 You were right. Your instinct was right. The black dress was not it. 578 00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:36,303 -Like, what is this? -No. Right? 579 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:39,180 Like, what's the fucking point of Formé if it's, like, not even a moment? 580 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,765 -Like... -No, it's not a moment. 581 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,392 You're sure Antoine won't be pissed though, right? 582 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:47,272 No, I mean, if she looks fabulous, which she will, 583 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:50,025 he'll take credit for it, and, you know, all will be good. 584 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,694 Charlie, I'm so grateful for you. 585 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,571 I know. I know, love. 586 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:57,198 -I really am that girl. -You are. 587 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:58,825 How are you? 588 00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:00,827 -You fuck Ben? -Ugh. 589 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:04,039 No, he was just, like, a little mean and he watched me jerk off. 590 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,833 -Classic. -It's just, I don't wanna work for him. 591 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,169 Why? Why not? 592 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:13,381 Because the sex was like a sneak preview of what the job would be. 593 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,926 It's like, I say what I want, he laughs, he does what he wants. 594 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,429 It's like, "Ooh, what if Alyssa was a misogynist?" 595 00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:22,515 It's like, okay, cool, my ideas get buried again, 596 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,601 and now I have to look at dick pics on Microsoft Teams. 597 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,146 Okay, then fuck it. Like, don't work for him. 598 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:33,068 I know but, like, Tallulah really wanted me to take the job. 599 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,570 What am I gonna say? Like, I turned down 400 grand 600 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,030 because Ben was a dick? 601 00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:38,615 Four-hundred grand? 602 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:41,576 That-- you should take-- you've always wanted 400 grand. 603 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,911 -Like, maybe take the-- -Charlie. 604 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,329 Okay, okay, okay. Here's what you do. 605 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:47,374 Just like, tell Tallulah it was all bullshit. 606 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,752 There is no job, there was never a job, he was just trying to fuck you. 607 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,253 Like, lie? 608 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,923 "Like, lie?" Yeah. 609 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,175 You could lie. What, are you three? 610 00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:58,760 Yeah, it's like, she's your client. 611 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,137 Sometimes you're gonna have to lie to her to protect her. 612 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:05,100 -But this lie feels bigger. -Okay. 613 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:08,645 Well, it means you're leveling up, kid. 614 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:11,439 That's good. It's good for you. 615 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:23,660 Alright. Now, tell that dumb fucking cunt to get down here and get her dress on, 616 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,329 'cause that bitch be late. Don't be late. 617 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,039 -No, we will not be late. -Promise me you won't be late. 618 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,708 -I'm gonna make her hustle. -You're gonna kill it. 619 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,209 -You both are gonna kill it. -We will not be. 620 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,169 I'm very proud. I'm very proud right now. 621 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,754 -Thank you, I love you. -Love you. 622 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,340 Wait, oh, my God. What did Dylan say? 623 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:41,094 Like, how did he seem? I feel so crazy not talking to him. 624 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:45,765 He misses you. Yeah, a lot. 625 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,854 I'm gonna call him. Like, fuck seven days. 626 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,564 -I love you. -I love you. 627 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,023 -I'm proud of you. -I love you so much. 628 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,608 I'll see you. Mwah. 629 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,925 Do you need to get that? 630 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:25,972 No, it was probably just a misdial anyway, so. 631 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,853 Yeah, I should probably get going. 632 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:33,354 I mean, I'm sure you got, like, a bunch of work 633 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,106 -to get done today, so. -No. 634 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,151 Why? It's Saturday. 635 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:41,070 Maybe we can go see a movie or something. 636 00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,365 Go for a walk. 637 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:46,367 Mm. 638 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:48,828 Yeah. 639 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:03,384 Oh, my God. 640 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,428 Maia. This is amazing. 641 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:06,846 Ben is a fucking idiot. 642 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,933 Like, I cannot believe he didn't offer you a fucking job. 643 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,434 That's crazy. 644 00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:13,978 I mean, he did, but only if I dropped you as a client, 645 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,396 and I was like, "Fuck, no." 646 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,023 -You did not. -Yes, I did. 647 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,817 You're my fucking family. 648 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:21,986 Maia360, here we come. 649 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,613 Yeah. 650 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,867 Okay, breathe all of the air out of your body. 651 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,912 -Oh, my God, Maia! -Sorry. 652 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,960 -Hey. -Hey. 653 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:40,004 I was surprised when you texted. 654 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:45,718 I brought you something. It might be cold. Flew with it. 655 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,266 -Din Tai Fung? -Mm-hmm. 656 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,060 -You bitch. -You know, I could be basic too. 657 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:56,271 I have that capability. 658 00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:59,607 You here with Mimi? How long do I have you for? 659 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,486 I have nowhere else to be. 660 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,698 Oh, okay, that's Maia at Tessa's restaurant. 661 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,867 Tessa's Tallulah's new girlfriend. 662 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,326 Maia got a haircut, huh? 663 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,954 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah, it's cute. 664 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,248 -It's good for her face. -That's what I said. 665 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,875 It's literally what I said. 666 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,130 People seem stressed. 667 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,216 -Oh. -Oh, sorry. 668 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,428 -You've been ten away for an hour! -Excuse me. 669 00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:31,431 We're gonna miss the fucking dinner if you don't find a way through. 670 00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:34,183 Oh, my God. Are we gonna be late to the dinner? 671 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,769 I don't know, I texted our driver, but he said he can't get through. 672 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,776 Thank you. 673 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:47,322 What the fuck is going on? 674 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:48,740 What? 675 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:49,949 Fuck. 676 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,869 Hey, do you need a light? 677 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:54,329 Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. 678 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,623 Think I have one. 679 00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:57,957 Mm, thank you. 680 00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,584 What's going on with all this traffic? 681 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:02,253 Some crazy stabber lady tried to kill an actor, 682 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:03,838 -or director, or something. -What?! 683 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,048 Yeah, police spotted her in the area. 684 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:06,591 -Yeah. -Oh, my God. 685 00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:09,636 Okay. 686 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,597 So, the streets are, like, completely blocked off. 687 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,641 We're not gonna make the dinner. That's it. 688 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:18,227 Yeah. 689 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,146 If we take a car. 690 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,441 Okay. 691 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:27,487 -Excuse us! -Excuse us. Sorry. 692 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,031 Oh! Sorry! 693 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:32,742 We're going very fast. 694 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:40,708 Okay. Okay. 695 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:44,671 We got it. 696 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,923 Excuse us. 697 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:49,133 We're going to the ball! 698 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,820 Thanks so much for covering my ride. 699 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,613 The hotel rooms really tapped me out. 700 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,533 Yeah, obviously. That was fucking stupid. 701 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:17,036 I got you. Besides, we're gonna be really rich soon. 702 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,748 Oh, we're so close to tunnels between our mansions. 703 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,041 Maia. 704 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,668 I love you. 705 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,253 Love you. 706 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:31,134 Excuse me. I think you two ladies look beautiful. 707 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:33,177 Aw! Thank you. 708 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,305 But my rat thinks you look like sluts. 709 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:38,850 Okay. 710 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,436 Unnecessary. 711 00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:45,231 God, I miss LA.