1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,427 [♪ rock music playing] 2 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:11,928 [Maia] Oh, my God, you guys. 3 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:14,597 It feels so good to be back in New York. 4 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,433 Like, shoot it into my fucking veins. 5 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,184 I feel alive and free. 6 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,519 [Tallulah] Oh, my God, I know. 7 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:22,313 This is so exciting. Like, the girls are... 8 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,815 -[both squealing] ...back! -I know. 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,608 Guys, New York is so romantic. 10 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,444 This is literally the street that my dad met my mom 11 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:28,945 when he was shooting Kings of Chinatown. 12 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,447 -[Maia and Tallulah] Aw! -That's so sweet. 13 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,323 I know! Wait, and that's the secret apartment 14 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,868 that he got her when he was divorcing his second wife. 15 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:37,162 -Aw. -They're gonna be so fucking surprised to see me. 16 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,873 -[sighs] I love love. -Disagree! 17 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,291 Love slows you down. 18 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,668 I'm honestly so psyched to not be in LA. 19 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,795 Like, the heat and the palm trees, 20 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,464 it's like fucking oppressive. 21 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,799 Maia! Like, wait up! 22 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,343 -No, please just let-- -What is she doing? 23 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,720 Just let her walk this off. 24 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,346 Walk what off? 25 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,724 She's obviously having a manic episode right now. 26 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,976 -[Tallulah] No, she's not, okay? -I'm really worried about her. 27 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:02,062 She always walks fast and talks loud. 28 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,980 She's just in boss mode right now. 29 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,399 'Kay. I don't think that's what's going on. 30 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,359 I mean, it's like Dylan was reading my mind 31 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,737 because I needed space. That's why he's so good for me. 32 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,906 I'm so good. I'm-- I'm perfect. 33 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,657 -See what I mean? -Girl, she's not good. 34 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,158 You're not reading her very well right now. 35 00:01:16,158 --> 00:01:18,661 -[Maia] Guys, I wanna try smoking. -Oh. 36 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,581 [♪ rock music continues, stops] 37 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,334 Oh, my God. I feel amazing. 38 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,211 -[Tallulah] Yeah. -I'm, like, buzzing. 39 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,754 Yeah. It's so gross. 40 00:01:27,795 --> 00:01:29,339 -Ah! -[Alani laughing] 41 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,216 Wait, I've decided I'm gonna get addicted to cigarettes. 42 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,009 And now that you don't have a job and you're single, 43 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,551 you have, like, way more time. 44 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,262 -I'm not single. [chuckles] -Oh. 45 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:38,890 -We're just, like, on a break. -No, to-- yeah, sorry. Totally. 46 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,683 -No, I meant like you can smoke-- -I'm just gonna text him. 47 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,185 Maia, don't text him. 48 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,896 You literally said seven days no contact. 49 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,731 We have other stuff to worry about. 50 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,025 Yeah, I know, but this is just, like, logistics. 51 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,860 And then, after I send it, we can focus 52 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,277 on your fitting with Antoine. 53 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,280 Okay, how about this? 54 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,241 "Hello, period. 55 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:59,410 "I just wanted to say the plane didn't crash, period. 56 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,080 "Telling you because we co-signed a lease, comma, 57 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,082 hope you're well, period." 58 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,792 -[text whooshing] -Okay, that was very adult of you. 59 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,877 I just like-- I feel so much better, 60 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,045 'cause now I'm not worried that, like, he's worried. 61 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,714 -Yeah. -You know, I just wouldn't want him 62 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,383 to be stressed, like, "Did the plane crash, like..." 63 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,093 -No, and he's not. Like, he knows now. -Yeah. 64 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,386 I'm not thinking about him at all. 65 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:18,054 -Me neither. -[phone dings] 66 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,098 Oh, my God! 67 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,308 Dylan just thumbs-upped my text. 68 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,352 Just thumbs-upped my text. What the fuck? 69 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,396 How 'bout another pack? 70 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,399 [♪ rock music resumes] 71 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,237 I'm sorry, but you send a thumbs-up 72 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,489 to a TaskRabbit, not your fucking girlfriend. 73 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,449 Okay, well, being polite is how guys like Dylan 74 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,994 -show they're powerful, so. -What do you mean? 75 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,913 Like, every time I come over, he's like, 76 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,582 "Can I get you a glass of water?" 77 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:48,459 Oh, because you have to show me you're a man? 78 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,962 Please. He's obviously having 79 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,423 a mental breakdown on the inside. 80 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,841 -You're so right. -It's embarrassing. 81 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,760 Ugh, it's so sad. I'm gonna text Charlie 82 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,637 -and have him check on Dylan. -Okay. 83 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,681 This is-- oh, oh. 84 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,142 Excuse you. Okay. 85 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,356 -[♪ dance music playing] -[people chattering] 86 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,858 [Antoine speaking French] 87 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,485 Oui. Oui, oui, oui. Oh, it is stunning. 88 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,987 -It is absolutely stunning, yes. -[Tallulah gasps] 89 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,281 Oh, my God, Maia. 90 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,866 This need to look like it have air, 91 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,202 -like it's clouds, okay? -Are you kidding me? 92 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,037 Is that an Erik Charlotte dress? 93 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,454 It's like Pagliacci, 94 00:03:25,454 --> 00:03:27,165 but make it cunt. I love that. 95 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,708 [Antoine muttering indistinctly] 96 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,376 -Hi! -[sighs] 97 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,879 [speaking French] My LA girls! 98 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,173 Tallulah, come to change. 99 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,803 Um... 100 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,640 -Mai? -Cigarette cheers? 101 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,475 I heard you can go kind of cheers 102 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,726 -with the cig. -Beautiful. 103 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,186 This is perfect. 104 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,313 Um, are we sure it's, like, exciting... 105 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,232 -Hm? -...though? 106 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,984 That you are invited to the Formé dinner is exciting. 107 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,569 That I am dressing you is exciting. 108 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,571 I think that is more than enough excitement. 109 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,491 Right. 110 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,660 Yeah, um, it's just like, 111 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,496 I saw this, like, major clown moment outside. 112 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:09,540 Obviously, we want me to stand out, too. 113 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,001 Maybe we do something with, like, a pop of color, 114 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:15,838 or like-- I mean, like, this green is amazing. 115 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,423 This is for a model. 116 00:04:17,464 --> 00:04:19,216 You're not a model. 117 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,178 You post your fun videos, you get drunk, you steal things. 118 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,223 That is who you are, and that is wonderful! 119 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,058 -Now, get changed. -Thank you. 120 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,935 -Thank you so much. -Of course. Ciao. 121 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,687 Fucking asshole. 122 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:35,024 And Dylan, like, keeps saying, like, he's busy too, 123 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,776 but it's like, he has some resolve. 124 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,278 So, it's like, I'm sorry. 125 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:41,030 Here, this is Dylan, my boyfriend. 126 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:43,574 So cute. And this is Clare. 127 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,201 [chuckles] 128 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:48,288 Visually, like, do these feel like two people that would fuck? 129 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,665 She does not seem like a sexual person. 130 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:54,877 -You're a sexual person. -Yes! Exactly. 131 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,462 Totally. Thank you. 132 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,548 I'm like, honestly, a real freak. 133 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,550 [chuckles] 134 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,093 You should enjoy your break, 135 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,762 like we were trying to enjoy ours. 136 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,514 [blowing] You're so right. 137 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,226 You are right. 138 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,938 -[phone clicking] -Hi, Ben. 139 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:18,318 What is a good place for three girls 140 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:19,736 to go out in-- 141 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,237 -Hey. -[text whooshing] 142 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,156 -Hey. -Come on, let's go, babe. 143 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,616 They seem really busy. Hi. 144 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,161 -You like your dress? -Yeah, I love it so much. 145 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,496 It's really chic, black, classic. 146 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:31,748 Easy! 147 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,751 [♪ hardcore punk music playing] 148 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,297 [♪ music continues faintly through headphones] 149 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,174 -[Charlie] Dylan. -Oh! Jesus Christ! 150 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,844 -Hi. -Charlie. Whoa. 151 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,013 I was knocking for like five minutes. 152 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,848 What-- what is this? What's going on? 153 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,267 Did you know that-- that after six months, 154 00:05:51,308 --> 00:05:53,853 -spices start to lose their flavor? -Mm-hmm. 155 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,188 -You knew that? -I didn't know that. 156 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:57,273 Let's take a break from the spices. 157 00:05:57,273 --> 00:06:00,318 Okay. Uh, well, you know, 158 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,487 I'm-- I'm sure you know Maia-- Maia's in New York. 159 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,113 And Dylan's in LA. What, I'm not allowed 160 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,784 to come over and see my best friend's boyfriend? 161 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,202 Yeah. Yeah. 162 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:10,661 Here, I brought you this, by the way. 163 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,955 Andrew left it in my fridge, like, forever ago. 164 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,791 It's like a pickle IPA. 165 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,459 I don't know, he liked all the straight guy beer. 166 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,294 -Andrew? Uh, okay. -[beer can opening] 167 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,879 Have you-- you guys been talking at all? 168 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,464 Uh, no. No, we're not talking. 169 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,799 -Mm. -Uh, how are... 170 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,134 you? 171 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,011 Um, it's, uh-- 172 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,679 I feel like I'm going a little bit crazy. 173 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,306 -Ah. -Like, you know, it-- 174 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,892 this whole seven-day rule thing, this was my idea, 175 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:35,144 but I-- it's absolutely hell. 176 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,522 I mean, she-- she sent me literally one text just saying 177 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,315 that she didn't die in a plane crash, and that's it, like... 178 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,983 What'd you say back? 179 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,902 I-- I thumbs'ed it up. 180 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,824 -Is that bad? -Thumbs-up? 181 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:48,991 -Yeah? -To Maia? 182 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,409 -Yeah. -Do you know this bitch? Like... 183 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:53,496 -Yeah. -Be real. It's like, she needs affirmation. 184 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,331 Constant affirmation. 185 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,500 You're right. Alright, I'm gonna text her. 186 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:01,796 -[sighs] Maia, sorry for the late-- -[liquid pouring] 187 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,090 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, no. 188 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,591 -What? -Delete, delete, delete. 189 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,552 Now, I'm understanding, maybe, the psychology. 190 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,178 She-- she could be trapping you. 191 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,222 -Exactly, right? -Yeah, it might be a trap. 192 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,057 That's what I thought. Like, if-- if I don't respond, 193 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,018 then-- then I don't care. And if I do respond, then it's-- 194 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,562 She'll think you're not taking the boundary seriously. 195 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,105 -Right. -I see the problem now. 196 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,357 Damn. Bitches be crazy. 197 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,860 It's like she just-- she put these landmines out everywhere. 198 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:26,028 -Land-Maias. -You know, and I-- I spent 199 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,614 so much time just trying to avoid all of her-- her triggers, 200 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,950 and that I ended up just-- I stopped. 201 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,077 I stopped sharing any real shit at all. 202 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,248 Like now, I-- I don't even know what I'm mad about anymore. 203 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,251 Well, I happen to be an expert 204 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,378 at making people realize why they're mad, 205 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,173 and then making them way madder. 206 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:50,219 -Mm! So, my new friend, Ayako... -Uh-huh? 207 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:52,805 ...who's a model, um, she and her boyfriend, 208 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,224 also a model, they actually hooked up 209 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:56,976 with other people when they were on a break, 210 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,436 so that when they got back together, 211 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,937 there was, like, no regrets. 212 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,647 Okay, that makes sense, 'cause I feel like a bad thing 213 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,566 always has to happen before a good thing can happen. 214 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,651 -Like, Babe one was just okay. -Yeah. 215 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,154 But Babe 2: Pig in the City was fucking incredible, I'm sorry. 216 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,239 -True. -Yeah. Guys, I'm due. 217 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,949 It was like, boom, COVID. 218 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,619 Then, I moved to LA. Boom, I meet Dylan. 219 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,120 Boom, I'm basically fucking 30. 220 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,622 It's like, I missed out 221 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,582 on fucking shitty assholes in my 20s. 222 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,250 Just for one weekend, 223 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,294 -let me be a pig in the city. -[Alani] Thank you. 224 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,839 Let me play in the mud before I become Dylan's sugar mama. 225 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,257 -Okay. -Fair, like, oink-oink. 226 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,426 -Like, treat me bad. -So bad. 227 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,511 Right? Guys, I wish I wasn't surprising my parents tomorrow, 228 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,429 'cause I really wanted to get into something strange. 229 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:35,681 [Tallulah] Oh, my God. Like, 230 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:37,642 -that guy right there... -Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 231 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,477 [Tallulah] We would fuck up the hotel room so bad. 232 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,520 -[Alani squealing] -They would have to arrest me. 233 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:43,438 [Alani] Girl, I would-- I would go to that trial. Oh, my God, he's looking. 234 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,941 -[Maia] Oh, my God. That's Ben. -[Tallulah] Oh, my God, he's looking at me. 235 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,275 -[gasps] -Do I look okay? 236 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,528 -You look incredible. -So good. 237 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,363 -This is like the best timing ever, are you joking? -Maia, you look so hot. 238 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:51,656 [Alani] Wait, and he's wearing a wedding ring. 239 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:52,865 That's a good sign. 240 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,951 I'm glad Paul could get you in. Hi! 241 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,119 -Thanks so much for hooking it up. -Of course. 242 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:59,956 -Um, Ben, this is, uh... -Tallulah Stiel. 243 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:02,166 -Congrats on Formé. -Thank you. 244 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,460 How does it feel to now be the littlest fish in a very big pond? 245 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,006 [laughing] Um, it feels so good. 246 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,175 I love big ponds so much. 247 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,885 -[Ben] I bet. I bet. -Maia killed it. 248 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,387 -Yeah, she did. -[Alani] Mm-hmm. 249 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:15,805 Alyssa's lucky. 250 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:19,684 Um, yeah, I'm actually not at Alyssa180 anymore. 251 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,352 -Really? -I'm on my own now. 252 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:25,314 I'm sorry, hi. Hi, I'm Alani. 253 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:26,983 -[Ben] Hi, Alani. -Maia and her boyfriend 254 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,859 are on a break, so we're just stepping out to... 255 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,406 Yeah, um, so we were just like, fuck it, let's party. 256 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,241 -Nice. Yeah. -You know? Yeah. 257 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,329 -Do you wanna sit with us? -Oh, no, that's sweet of you. 258 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,999 I'm actually about to go out with my wife and some friends. 259 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,669 But I think my tab's open at the bar if you, you know, 260 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,422 guys want a little night out on the company. 261 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,174 Why, 'cause you're trying to poach Tallulah? [chuckles] 262 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,051 Maybe I'm trying to poach you. 263 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:00,349 You know, it was so forgetful of me to leave my card here. 264 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,436 If I could stop by the hotel tomorrow and come pick it up? 265 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,856 Yeah, sounds good. 266 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,774 -Okay, good. -Mm-hmm. 267 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,403 -Be safe tonight, guys. -Bye. 268 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,238 [singsong] Oh, my God! 269 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,365 -Oh, my God. -What just happened? 270 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,200 You guys, I am fucking Ben tomorrow. 271 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,786 -What?! -Um, that was so weird 272 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,539 that he said that about the little fish in the big pond. 273 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,583 -Like, why did he say that? -No, I think-- I think that's good. 274 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,460 Like, fish grow bigger in a bigger pond. 275 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,879 Like, more food, more room. That's why I'm so tall. 276 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,380 -[Tallulah] Uh-huh. -'Cause my house was so big. 277 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,382 Oh, can you guys believe he left his card here? 278 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,925 Thank God. I maxed mine out 279 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,219 -on the hotel rooms. -What? 280 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:38,929 Maia, I thought Formé was paying. 281 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,932 It's fine, it's fine. It's a business expense. 282 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,559 You're gonna make our money back. 283 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,144 -You're killing it, okay? -[Alani] That part. 284 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,562 -Mm-hmm. -[Alani] I'm so proud of you. 285 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,230 I'm so proud of both of you guys. 286 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,066 -[Tallulah sighs] -We deserve to celebrate. 287 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,817 -Let's get some shots. -Oh, my God, yes. 288 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,778 -Shots! Should we get fucked up? -[Alani] Let's celebrate. Yes! 289 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,154 -[Tallulah and Alani] Shots! -[Maia] Ready? Cheers, you guys. 290 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,906 -[Tallulah] I mean, shots! -[Alani] Cheers, guys. 291 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,783 -Cheers to us! [squealing] -To Maia's last week of being single. 292 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,412 So, when you were like, uh, describing this to me, 293 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,664 it sounded weird. 294 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,457 Um, but now that I'm actually looking at it, 295 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,917 it's-- it's much weirder. 296 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,294 Can you just accept the exercise for a second? 297 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,088 -Just pretend I'm Maia. -Mm-hmm. 298 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:15,591 And tell me one thing that you get frustrated by. 299 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,718 -Pff, okay. -Hey. 300 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,763 [imitating Maia] Dylan, seriously. 301 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,807 [chuckles] Okay, uh, 302 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:26,102 so I-- I don't like it when you-- you go jump 303 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,604 on your walking treadmill every time I try to talk to you. 304 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,356 -That's fair, that... -Right? 305 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,774 ...that sounds really fucking annoying. 306 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,109 -It is. -And frustrating. 307 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,944 -It's very frustrating. -Okay, go on. Go. 308 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,113 -What else? -You know, I-- I think 309 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,864 there's kind of a general thing, 310 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,825 uh, which is that I-- I don't feel that you 311 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,285 actually, like, take what I do seriously. 312 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,539 Like, I'm-- I'm really proud to be a teacher, you know? 313 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,207 And I-- I just don't think that you actually respect 314 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,584 -what I want in life. -I-- I really do. 315 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,212 I do. 316 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,506 Then, why does it-- then why do I feel like you push me away 317 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,300 every time something more important comes up, you know? 318 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,969 You feel-- you feel that way? 319 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,429 Yeah. 320 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,307 I don't know. I don't know, maybe... 321 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:11,313 because you, like, see me for who I am, 322 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:15,067 and like, this town has just like, I don't know, made me... 323 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:20,614 bad, or-- and hard. 324 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:25,661 And I don't know, I just feel like I'm scared 325 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:29,749 that I'm just gonna end up here 326 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,709 eating Christmas dinner alone 327 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,169 while you're, like, off in New York 328 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,087 being the VP of a company 329 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,047 who makes curated playlists for restaurants, 330 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,716 but it's like, at the same time, like, I get it. 331 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,843 It's like they're sponsoring your visa, it's like... 332 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,848 -[chuckles] -If you miss Andrew, 333 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,558 you should just call him, you know? 334 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,893 Yeah, maybe. 335 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,022 Did Maia send you to check on me? 336 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,774 Duh, bitch. 337 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,233 -Yeah? -Yeah. 338 00:12:56,275 --> 00:13:00,112 You know she, like, cares about you a lot. 339 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,158 Yeah. 340 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,535 But you can go. 341 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,621 You don't have to stay and babysit me, like, I'm fine. 342 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,539 [chuckles] I'm not babysitting you. 343 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,917 -I'm having fun, I'm ac-- -You're having fun? 344 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,460 -Yeah, are you not having fun? -Really? 345 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,795 I'm having fun, but like-- 346 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,546 Let's-- let's, like, do something. 347 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,216 You're here alone. Like, this is your week 348 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,927 to be a free man. Like, let's go. 349 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,806 O-Okay, okay, I-- I do have one fantasy. 350 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,975 Really? [laughing] Okay, great. 351 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,645 Let's fucking-- lock up your daughters, Silverlake. 352 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,731 This man is about to murder their vaginas two at a time. 353 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,733 Charlie. My question is, 354 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,320 have you ever seen the Ken Burns Vietnam War doc? 355 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,662 [softly] Uh, let's wa-- let's watch that. 356 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,288 Yes! Really? 357 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,706 -Yay. -Oh! 358 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,793 -[Maia sighing] -[Tallulah snoring] 359 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,466 Mm. 360 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,512 Ugh, God. 361 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,555 Tallulah. 362 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,932 -Tallulah. -[snorting] 363 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,684 Wake up, I think you got your period. 364 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,186 -Oh. -Ugh. 365 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,771 -Ow. -My phone is dead. 366 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,606 I don't feel good. 367 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,941 I feel like I'm gonna throw up. 368 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,862 Oh, my God, my head hurts so bad. 369 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,532 -I'm so nauseous. -Wait, Tallulah. 370 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,950 [Tallulah] What are you doing? What? 371 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,285 -Oh, my God! -What are you doing? 372 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,995 Go look at your fucking back in the mirror. 373 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,538 -Why? -Go, Tallulah. 374 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,831 You got a fucking tattoo. 375 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,457 Shut up, you're scaring me. 376 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,626 No, I can't believe you got a fucking tattoo! 377 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,545 -Stop! Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 378 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,131 -Why the fuck would you get a tattoo? -I didn't mean to! 379 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,674 You could have fucking Hep-C! 380 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,718 -[Tallulah screaming] Holy shit! -Oh, my God. 381 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,344 -Holy shit! -"Nightmare Before Business"? 382 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,388 -That makes no fucking sense! -It's really big. 383 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,723 -What is the point of that? -[phone dings] 384 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,558 I don't know, Maia! 385 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,643 [shrieking] Oh, my God! 386 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,021 It's Scotty from Dragon City Tattoos. 387 00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,024 -Ow! -"I had to send you this legally 388 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,484 -because of how drunk you seemed." -Oh, my God, Maia. 389 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,570 -[Maia] [on video] Bitch, you need to get a tattoo. -[Tallulah] No! 390 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,364 -Please? Please? -[Tallulah] Maia, I don't want one. 391 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,074 -[Tallulah] Like, no. -[Maia] Do it or I'll kill myself. 392 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,493 -[gasps] -[Maia] Then we'll match. It's my company name. 393 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:14,163 [sighs] My God. 394 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,707 -Fuck. Oh, my God. -[gasps] 395 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,209 Oh, my God, fuck. Fuck! 396 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,170 -[Tallulah gasps, exclaims] -Oh, my God! 397 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,838 -Okay. -[Tallulah] Oh, it's bleeding. 398 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,174 -Fuck. I'm so sorry. -It's so big. 399 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,842 -Um... -It's okay. 400 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,093 -It's okay. -It's okay. 401 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,261 -Yeah. -I like it. 402 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,721 -Okay. -It's random. 403 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,015 -It's fine. We'll get them lasered off... -Yeah. 404 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,017 -...when we go back to LA. -Yeah, back to LA. It's fast. 405 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,435 And you said your dress tonight 406 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,520 is, like, classic, elegant, right? 407 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,940 -Like, it goes all the way up... -Oh. 408 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,858 -...covers the back? -Y... 409 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:46,195 Okay, so like, manager Maia's not gonna be really happy. 410 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,281 But I have a surprise. That's my surprise. 411 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,117 It's-- it's a new dress. 412 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,620 Wait, what happened? I thought-- I thought your dress was black. 413 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:58,040 Antoine was saying that, like, my vibe is, like, messy, 414 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,042 and like, I couldn't pull off something model-y, 415 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,712 which is so fucking rude! Like, yes, I can. 416 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,631 So, I took this one instead. 417 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,758 To show him you're not messy, you stole a dress? 418 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,385 -No, Maia. -Tallulah! 419 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,928 It's the better dress. 420 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,389 The dress you stole is backless! 421 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:17,559 -It is so fucking backless, okay? -Ow! Ow! 422 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,561 [shower running faintly] 423 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,107 [whispering] Oh, fuck. 424 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,318 Dad? Mom? 425 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,362 [shower continues running] 426 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,492 Oh, my God. 427 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,286 -Mama? -[♪ music playing faintly] 428 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,793 [knocking] Surprise. [chuckles] 429 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,420 -[both shrieking] -You're not my mom! 430 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,088 -Oh, my God. Alani, one second. -Who the fuck are you?! 431 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,090 -What are you doing in my parents' house? -Wait, Alani, Alani. 432 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,426 [shushing] I am so sorry we're meeting this way. 433 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,844 I did not think you were coming to town. 434 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,512 Who are you? 435 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,933 Alani, I'm your dad's girlfriend. 436 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,227 But my dad is married to my mom. 437 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,980 [sighs] 438 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,108 [light snoring] 439 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,612 [groaning softly] 440 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,780 Hey. 441 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,449 Did we fuck last night? 442 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,325 -What? No. -Oh. 443 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,036 We watched a-- a sobering indictment 444 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:20,455 -of imperial overreach. -Oh yeah, it's-- it's horrible 445 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,291 how we treated our boys when they got back from battle. 446 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:26,502 Mm-hmm. And you listened to me vent, 447 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,672 like, a lot, so thank you. 448 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,718 I mean, I think I did a little bit of venting too. 449 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,470 -[chuckles] -Yes. 450 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,472 Not to be like a whole-ass fudge packer about it, 451 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:40,017 but, like, I don't know, I believe in you guys. 452 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,352 You're my favorite couple. [chuckles] 453 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,314 It's j-just so stupid, because I'm stressing 454 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,066 about not talking to her, but she's just probably going 455 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,692 through the exact same thing. 456 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,694 You know, we should just fucking talk, and that's it. 457 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,654 [phone ringing] 458 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,406 Uh, okay, sign. 459 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,366 Look, bitch, she's literally calling me to, like... 460 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,993 -No. -...see how it went with you, yeah. 461 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,828 -You think so? -I know her. Yeah, duh. 462 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,163 You wanna-- you wanna listen in? 463 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,165 -Yeah, yeah. -Okay. 464 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,666 -Hey, sista. -[Maia] Charlie? 465 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,251 What's on your mind? 466 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,836 The only fucking thing on my mind right now 467 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,922 is that we have a full fucking dress disaster, 468 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,256 and the dinner is tonight. 469 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,674 -Oh, Mai. -Like, okay. 470 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,176 -Sorry, give me one-- -So, Antoine fit Tallulah 471 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,552 -in a black dress, and it's just like... -Sorry. 472 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,679 ...not a moment, and it... 473 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,014 -That's my whole fucking point. It's my whole fucking point. -It's been-- ever since-- 474 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,183 I-- I can't. Charlie, I can't, okay? 475 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,684 It's been-- it's-- are you list-- Charlie? 476 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,394 -[door closes] -Sorry, what-- what happened? 477 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,688 Quiet, Tallulah's puking in the bathroom. 478 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,440 Okay, you know this world better than I do. 479 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,734 Is Antoine, like, a vengeful person, 480 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,738 or is he, like, chill about stealing? 481 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,699 I can put a jacket over it 482 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,201 -and it will cover it. -No. No. 483 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,702 -Maia, yes. -We have to return the green dress 484 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,538 and get yours back. Charlie said if you steal 485 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,206 from Antoine, that he'll blacklist you. 486 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,375 Being a model seems so bleak. 487 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,876 Like, I don't wanna get bullied all the time. 488 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,044 -[phone dings] -No, totally. 489 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,712 -[gasps] Oh, my God. -What? 490 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,214 -Ben just texted me. -[gasps] 491 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,550 "I wanna talk about a role for you at my company. 492 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,054 Maybe I should come by your hotel room in an hour." 493 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,098 -[gasps] -"I need that card back." 494 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,975 -Maia? -I don't know. 495 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,561 Oh, my God, are you serious? 496 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,397 It's-- like, you don't have to feel guilty. 497 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,898 You guys are on a break. 498 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,733 You're allowed to fuck other people. 499 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,736 And I think that when Dylan sees how much money 500 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,572 you're making at Mercer, he's gonna forget 501 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,407 what you guys were even mad about. 502 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,076 Yeah, I mean, that job would be so amazing, right? 503 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,287 Yeah, for both of us. 504 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,747 It's like a lot of pressure being your only client. [chuckles] 505 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,625 [sighs] 506 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,505 [Tallulah] It's not here. 507 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,594 I found it. 508 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:43,182 It's just like, I wish it wasn't such a fucking boring dress. 509 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:47,186 Hey, you will make it the look, okay? 510 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,980 You're magnetic. You're gonna meet insane people. 511 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,816 It's gonna be an epic fucking night, okay? 512 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,068 -Mm-hmm. -So, wear the dress. 513 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,863 Okay. 514 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,908 [sighs] 515 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,995 -[knocking] -[gasps] 516 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,625 -Hi. -Hi. 517 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,751 Um... 518 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,170 [chuckles] Do you wanna... 519 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,297 -Uh, I have your card. -Oh. 520 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,132 So, do you wanna come-- or I'll grab it for you. 521 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,635 -You can come in. Um... -Yeah. 522 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,845 -There is maybe... -[door closes] 523 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,473 ...a tattoo place on there. 524 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,725 So, um, I am sorry 525 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:30,520 if you got a big charge last night. 526 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,691 Yeah. I got a big charge last night. 527 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,199 [♪ electronic music playing] 528 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,707 [gasping] 529 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,339 You wanna fuck me? 530 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,007 -Yeah. -Yeah? 531 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,133 Mm-mm. 532 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,846 [spitting] 533 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,348 Touch yourself. 534 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,941 [moaning] 535 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,484 Oh, my God. 536 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,571 [moaning] 537 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,369 Yeah. You like that? 538 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,412 Uh-huh. 539 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,373 You gonna jerk off too? 540 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,042 Mm-mm. I'm just gonna watch you. 541 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,044 And then you're gonna fuck me? 542 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,796 No. 543 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,131 Not today. 544 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,384 -Okay. -Mm-hmm. 545 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,553 Well, just so you know, this is, like-- 546 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,014 this week is, like, my main... 547 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,309 window... 548 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,645 in terms of fucking, like, indefinitely. 549 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,272 So... 550 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,274 Oh, my God. [moaning loudly] 551 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,650 You gonna cum for me? 552 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,068 -I'm gonna cum. -Cum. 553 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,446 [moaning loudly] 554 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,407 [moaning climaxes] 555 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,409 [breathing heavily] 556 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,123 That was fun. 557 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,671 So, got some good news. 558 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,008 Mercer Digital has an opening. 559 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,177 One of our managers went on paternity leave, 560 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:28,430 so he's fired. 561 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,349 I, uh, assume you're interested. 562 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,560 We have considerably more resources than Alyssa did. 563 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,026 $380,000. 564 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,778 Sorry, I know you wrote it on here 565 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,446 so I wouldn't say it out loud. 566 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,866 It's just, like, uh, a really big number. [chuckles] 567 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,327 Well, we'd share Tallulah together, so, 568 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,829 you know, we'd spend a lot of time 569 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,625 implementing Mercer strategy, whatnot. 570 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,044 Yeah. Um, well... 571 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,131 I'll have to talk to Tallulah and... 572 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,384 think on it. 573 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,135 -[chuckles] -Um, but I will-- 574 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,387 I will let you know. 575 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,639 You're adorable. 576 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,474 You think you make these choices. 577 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,226 What? 578 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,812 You like to be told what to do. 579 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,230 -No, I don't. -Maia. 580 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:21,233 You quit your job, you broke up with your boyfriend, 581 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,319 and you came to New York when I called. 582 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:28,240 Imagine what I'll get you to do when you're working for me again. 583 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,450 Hm? 584 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,828 Shit. Fuck. 585 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,872 Oh, wow, is this Tallulah's look for tonight? 586 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,999 Um, yeah. 587 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,502 God, Antoine is so smart, you know? 588 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,421 Show everyone your client cleans up nice, 589 00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:44,005 can sit at the big kids' table. 590 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,674 And next year, you swing for the fences. 591 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,967 I like it. 592 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,513 You better get dressed, too. 593 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,098 We can't have you showing up to the Formé dinner 594 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,683 looking like you just got fucked. [chuckles] 595 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,101 [chuckles softly] 596 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,479 [door opens, closes] 597 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,732 [Alani] It's so stupid. 598 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,776 Like, all of the relationships that I've sabotaged 599 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,528 because they weren't my dad. 600 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,196 Being particular's okay, Alani. 601 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,740 I was just waiting for a guy that would divorce 602 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,534 the entire world for his soulmate. 603 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,536 And now, I find out he and my mom 604 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:15,871 aren't even soulmates. 605 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:17,539 So, it's like all fucking bullshit? 606 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,041 Sorry, honey, I never meant to break up a marriage, 607 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:24,671 but when Leon and I met, everything made sense. 608 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,632 For the both of us. 609 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,885 [sighs] D-Does my mom know? 610 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,428 Not yet. He's going to tell her. 611 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,597 He just didn't wanna ruin their anniversary. 612 00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,308 Hey. 613 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:39,936 Your father's not a bad man, Alani, okay? 614 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,063 -[keys jingling] -[door opens] 615 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,232 Fuck. Fuck. Um, I think that's them. 616 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,735 Okay, it's okay. Don't worry. Hey, hey, hey. 617 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,445 -[speaking faintly] -It's time to just rip off the Band-Aid. 618 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,113 -Yeah? -[Leon laughing] 619 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,990 I need a vacation from that vacation. 620 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,950 -[both laughing] -[Ruth] It was great anyway. 621 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,285 -Hey! -Alani! 622 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,454 -What are you doing here, honey? -Hi, Mom. 623 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,498 -This is a great surprise. [chuckles] -Dad. 624 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,167 Well, who's your friend? 625 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,169 My friend? Is that how we're gonna play this? 626 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,671 -What? -Hey, Leon. I've missed you. 627 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,007 Who the fuck are you? 628 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,092 -I'm Denise Howard. -Oh, shit. 629 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:13,428 We're connected by the star Polaris, 630 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,515 and I'm here to finally give you a message. 631 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:19,309 -Oh, shit! Fuck! -[screaming] 632 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,645 -Remember me! -[screaming continues] 633 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,189 -Oh, fuck! -What the actual fuck?! 634 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,775 -What is going on? -[Leon] What the fuck?! 635 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,693 -Goddammit! -[Ruth] Oh, my God! My God! 636 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,487 -Alani, call the police! -Call the police! 637 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,988 -What the-- -Wait, wait, so are you 638 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,782 or are you not having an affair with Denise? 639 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,117 What?! Of course not! 640 00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:38,787 -Oh! -That lunatic's been following me for 15 years. 641 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,956 -I thought she was in jail. -Oh, my God. 642 00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,707 -She used to send me bullets every week. -[Ruth] Oh. 643 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,167 -[Leon] Oh, fuck! -That Denise. 644 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,211 -[Leon] Don't squeeze it! -I know Denise. I'm sorry. 645 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,963 I knew you guys were soulmates. 646 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,548 I love you, Dad. 647 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:56,179 [Maia sighs] 648 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:03,061 [♪ soft music playing] 649 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,525 [sighs] 650 00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:11,903 [knocking] 651 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,405 [Charlie] Sorry, sorry, I'm here. 652 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:16,032 Mimi's jet had a female pilot. 653 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,993 -Charlie! -Hi, how are you? 654 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,869 I didn't think you were gonna make it. 655 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:21,454 [gasps] Is that it? 656 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,332 Maybe. 657 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:26,334 -[chuckles] -I cannot believe you pulled this off. 658 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,670 What are you talking about? When have I ever not pulled something off? 659 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,380 Can I give you credit for a second? 660 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,340 You were right. Your instinct was right. 661 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,759 This-- the black dress was not it. 662 00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:36,344 -Like, what is this? -No. Right? 663 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,762 Like, what's the fucking point of Formé 664 00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,222 if it's, like, not even a moment? 665 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,849 -Like... -No, it's not a moment. 666 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,434 You're sure Antoine won't be pissed though, right? 667 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:44,436 No, I mean, if she looks fabulous, 668 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:48,356 which she will, he'll take credit for it, 669 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:50,066 and, you know, all will be good. 670 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,736 [sighs] Charlie, I'm so grateful for you. 671 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,613 I know. I know, love. 672 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:57,032 -I really am that girl. -You are. 673 00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:58,867 [chuckles] How are you? 674 00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:00,869 -You fuck Ben? -Ugh. 675 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,537 No, he was just, like, a little mean 676 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,080 and he watched me jerk off. 677 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,916 -Classic. -It's just, I don't wanna work for him. 678 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,210 Why? Why not? 679 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:11,588 Because the sex was like a sneak preview 680 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,423 of what the job would be. 681 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,258 It's like, I say what I want, 682 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,968 he laughs, he does what he wants. 683 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,471 It's like, "Ooh, what if Alyssa was a misogynist?" 684 00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:22,557 It's like, okay, cool, my ideas get buried again, 685 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,726 and now I have to look at dick pics on Microsoft Teams. 686 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,146 Okay, then fuck it. Like, don't work for him. 687 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:31,441 I know but, like, Tallulah really wanted me 688 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,109 to take the job. 689 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,612 What am I gonna say? Like, I turned down 400 grand 690 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,072 because Ben was a dick? 691 00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:38,657 Four-hundred grand? 692 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:41,618 That-- you-- you should take-- you've always wanted 400 grand. 693 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,952 -Like, maybe take the-- -Charlie. 694 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,412 Okay, okay, okay. Here's what you do. 695 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:47,415 Just like, tell Tallulah it was all bullshit. 696 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,125 There is no job, there was never a job, 697 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,794 he was just trying to fuck you. 698 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,295 Like, lie? 699 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,964 "Like, lie?" Yeah. 700 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,258 -You could lie. What, are you three? -[laughing] 701 00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:58,802 Yeah, it's like, she's your client. 702 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,179 Sometimes you're gonna have to lie to her to protect her. 703 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:05,141 -But this lie feels bigger. -Okay. 704 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:08,728 Well, it means you're leveling up, kid. 705 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:11,523 That's good. It's good for you. 706 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,735 [Charlie sighs] 707 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:19,989 [Charlie groaning] 708 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,117 [grunting] Alright. Now, tell that dumb fucking cunt 709 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,702 to get down here and get her dress on, 710 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,371 'cause that bitch be late. Don't be late. 711 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,123 -No, we will not be late. -Promise me you won't be late. 712 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,791 -I'm gonna make her hustle. -You're gonna kill it. 713 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,292 -You both are gonna kill it. -We will not be. 714 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,211 I'm very proud. I'm very proud right now. 715 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,796 -Thank you, I love you. -Love you. 716 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,382 Wait, oh, my God. What did Dylan say? 717 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:41,177 Like, how did he seem? I feel so crazy not talking to him. 718 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,180 He misses you. 719 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,849 Yeah, a lot. 720 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,895 I'm gonna call him. Like, fuck seven days. 721 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,647 -I love you. -I love you. 722 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,065 -I'm proud of you. -I love you so much. 723 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,608 I'll see you. Mwah. 724 00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:00,780 [door closes] 725 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,409 [phone ringing] 726 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,009 Do you need to get that? 727 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:24,012 Um, no, it was-- it was probably just a-- 728 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,972 a misdial anyway, so. 729 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,895 Yeah, um, I sh-- I should probably get going. 730 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:33,396 I mean, I'm sure you got, like, a bunch of work 731 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,190 -to get done today, so. -No. 732 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,193 Why? It's Saturday. 733 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:41,070 Maybe we can go see a movie or something. 734 00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,365 Go for a walk. 735 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:46,367 Mm. 736 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:48,828 Yeah. 737 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:58,379 [♪ uplifting music playing] 738 00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:01,049 [both gasp] 739 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:03,426 [both] Oh, my God. 740 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,470 [laughing] Maia. This is amazing. 741 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,972 Ben is a fucking idiot. Like, I cannot believe 742 00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,974 he didn't offer you a fucking job. 743 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,476 That's crazy. 744 00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:14,062 I mean, he did, but only if I dropped you as a client, 745 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,438 and I was like, "Fuck, no." 746 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,065 -You did not. -Yes, I did. 747 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,900 You're my fucking family. 748 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:22,070 Maia360, here we come. 749 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,613 -Yeah. -[squealing softly] 750 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,909 Okay, breathe all of the air out of your body. 751 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,244 -[Tallulah exhaling slowly] -[laces zipping] 752 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,954 -[gasps] Oh, my God, Maia! -Sorry. 753 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,413 [elevator dings] 754 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,960 -Hey. -Hey. 755 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:40,088 I was surprised when you texted. 756 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,800 Uh... [chuckles] I brought you something. 757 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,718 It might be cold. Flew with it. 758 00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:49,597 [people chattering] 759 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,307 -Din Tai Fung? -Mm-hmm. 760 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,102 -You bitch. -You know, I could be basic too. 761 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:57,355 I have that capability. 762 00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:59,607 You here with Mimi? How long do I have you for? 763 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,528 I have nowhere else to be. 764 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,781 -Oh, okay, that's Maia at Tessa's restaurant. -Oh. 765 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,950 Tessa's Tallulah's new girlfriend. 766 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,368 Maia got a haircut, huh? 767 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,996 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah, it's cute. 768 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,290 -It's good for her face. -That's what I said. 769 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,958 It's literally what I said. 770 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,960 [indistinct chatter] 771 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,130 People seem stressed. 772 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:26,342 -Oh. -Oh, sorry. 773 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,469 -[guest] You've been ten away for an hour! -Excuse me. 774 00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:29,971 We're gonna miss the fucking dinner 775 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:31,472 -if you don't find a way through. -[Tallulah gasps] 776 00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:32,849 Oh, my God. 777 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,225 Are we gonna be late to the dinner? 778 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,476 I don't know, I texted our driver, 779 00:31:35,518 --> 00:31:36,811 but he said he can't get through. 780 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,147 [chatter continues] 781 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:41,190 [sirens wailing] 782 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,776 Thank you. 783 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:47,363 What the fuck is going on? 784 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,324 -What? -[bellman] Fuck. 785 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,159 [lighter clicking] 786 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,911 Uh, hey, do you need a light? 787 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:54,370 Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. 788 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,664 Think I have one. 789 00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:57,999 Mm, thank you. 790 00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,667 What's going on with all this traffic? 791 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:02,337 Some crazy stabber lady tried to kill an actor, 792 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:03,880 -or director, or something. -What?! 793 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,089 Yeah, police spotted her in the area. 794 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:06,591 -Yeah. -Oh, my God. 795 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,510 -[sirens continue] -Okay. 796 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,680 So, the streets are, like, completely blocked off. 797 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,641 We're not gonna make the dinner. That's it. 798 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:18,269 Yeah. 799 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,188 If we take a car. 800 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,856 [♪ "Dreams" by The Cranberries playing] 801 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,441 Okay. 802 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:27,487 -Excuse us! -[Maia] Excuse us. Sorry. 803 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,073 Oh! Sorry! 804 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,742 [Tallulah] [shrieks] We're going very fast. 805 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,750 -♪ Oh, my life ♪ -[panting] Okay. Okay. 806 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,586 ♪ It's changing every day ♪ 807 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:44,754 We got it. 808 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,965 Excuse us. 809 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:49,133 We're going to the ball! 810 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:55,431 ♪ Oh, my dreams ♪ 811 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:59,227 ♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪ 812 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,689 ♪ Never quite as it seems ♪ 813 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,736 Thanks so much for covering my ride. 814 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:10,655 The hotel rooms really tapped me out. 815 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,282 Yeah, obviously. That was fucking stupid. 816 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,410 -[chuckles] -I got you. 817 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,078 Besides, we're gonna be really rich soon. 818 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,790 Oh, we're so close to tunnels between our mansions. 819 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,083 Maia. 820 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,751 I love you. 821 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,336 Love you. 822 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,007 Um, excuse me. 823 00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:31,175 I think you two ladies look beautiful. 824 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,844 [both] Aw! Thank you. 825 00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:36,389 Uh, but my rat thinks you look like sluts. 826 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:38,850 Okay. 827 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,436 Unnecessary. 828 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,231 [sighs] God, I miss LA. 829 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:50,111 ♪ Then I open up and see ♪ 830 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:53,740 ♪ The person falling here is me ♪ 831 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,618 ♪ A different way to be ♪ 832 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,291 ♪ Aah ♪ 833 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,960 ♪ La-da ♪ 834 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,505 ♪ La-da-da ♪ 835 00:34:10,797 --> 00:34:13,384 ♪ La-da ♪ 836 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:17,138 ♪ La ♪ 837 00:34:17,179 --> 00:34:20,850 ♪ I want more ♪ 838 00:34:20,891 --> 00:34:24,353 ♪ Impossible to ignore ♪ 839 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:27,815 ♪ Impossible to ignore ♪ 840 00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:35,656 ♪ They'll come true ♪ 841 00:34:35,697 --> 00:34:39,368 ♪ Impossible not to do ♪ 842 00:34:39,409 --> 00:34:42,455 ♪ Impossible not to do ♪ 843 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:49,504 ♪ And now I tell you openly ♪ 844 00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:53,925 ♪ You have my heart, so don't hurt me ♪ 845 00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:56,928 ♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪