The race is going to go from here to here.
Now, the one who comes in last stays!
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys.
Okay. On your mark, get set,
go!
-Go, go! -Come on, Robot!
What are you barking at?
Well, how is that gonna help?
I bought you! How did I forget that that's all you do?
Way to go, Robot!
Good job, Alan.
-Hey, good race, you guys. -Yeah. See you later.
No. No, no, wait.
We didn't lose.
The rules clearly stated
that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser.
Well, our dog never crossed the finish line,
-so technically-- -They left.
For 30 years, Friends has affected us all.
I think the true magic of Friends
is that it can really reflect every journey of life
that you're on.
If it weren't for Friends,
I would still have a lot of growing up to do.
If it wasn't for Friends, I wouldn't have
all this merch in my house that my wife wishes I didn't.
Like this key chain with Chandler and Monica.
If it wasn't for Friends,
my life would 100 percent not be the same.
It's the reason I met my husband.
I cannot believe this is my last time on this set.
Our three winners...
...face off in our grand finale.
Go!
-Here it is. -Okay.
-...all racing... -Go, go, go!
...to become Fast Friends champions...
-Bring it on. -Could you be any more Phoebe?
-Correct! -Yeah!
...and take on the legendary
Geller Cup.
The butt on this thing is wild.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too
-Hello! -Hey!
Hi.
I cannot believe this is my last time on this set.
Don't even bother trying to take anything from the set.
They glued it all down.
This is so wild!
Give yourself some love for making it this far.
Welcome to the finale of Fast Friends.
You are the three teams that are our finalists.
We have a team of friends. We have a team of lovers,
and another team of friends.
How are y'all doing, Team Rachel?
-We're feeling good. -So excited, so excited.
Yeah? What did you learn about yourselves,
about each other in the last game that you won?
That we are awesome, amazing.
Just like we thought.
-Yes. -So we learned nothing.
So this confirmed your suspicion.
-Yeah. -All right, Team Lobster.
-Hi. -Y'all crushed it.
-Thank you. -How are you feeling?
Are you excited, are you nervous?
I think a little bit of everything.
Our first run-through was pretty hectic.
-Mm-hmm. -And smooth at the same time.
Like your boyfriend's chest at your mom's house?
You run a salon-- shouldn't that be happening in a salon?
I would say leave it to the professionals.
Well, she's a professional when it comes to Friends trivia.
You just nailed it.
All right, Team The Bamboozlers.
You're wearing overalls today, Zach,
-so you mean business. -I mean business.
Y'all won your episode. What did that feel like?
Surprising.
And then did you guys feel
like you had any kind of strengths, weaknesses?
Running was tough.
Getting in and out of the cab...
-Hard. -More difficult than it looked.
Okay. Well, tonight y'all and everybody watching at home
will be pushed to the limit as we test your Friends knowledge.
You're gonna face the toughest games yet
in pursuit of the Geller Cup!
I saw that thing on set earlier and I thought it was my baby.
I was like, "Oh, no."
We need to get my baby a hair appointment with you.
To win this game, you'll have to be as ruthless
as Phoebe driving to the airport.
You know the drill, we need to find out
who is going to dive into the Friends world first,
and it's time to play The One With the Pause.
Get to your buzzers. Let's get started.
All right. I'm gonna play a clip from the show.
When the clip pauses, be the fastest to buzz in
and complete the line.
Get it right, take a seat on the couch.
The first team with both players on the couch
will be first to race.
The second team seated will be the second.
You should know this by now, I'm so bored of saying this.
You get it, right? Can we just play?
All right, let's begin with our first clip.
Wait a minute.
I saw that on the Discovery Channel.
Yeah. About jellyfish and how if you--
Eew!
You peed on yourself?
-Eew! -Eew!
You can't say that! You don't know!
I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain.
Anyway, I-I tried,
but I-I couldn't bend that way.
So...
Eew!
-Brad. -"That's right. I stepped up!"
Let's see if that's correct.
That's right. I stepped up!
She's my friend, and she needed help.
If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
Okay.
Brad, that was correct!
If the other half of The Bamboozlers
gets this next one, you two will be first to run.
Let's go for the next clip, please.
Actually, I haven't even been home yet.
Do you mind if I check my messages?
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
Rach, I got a message from you.
Who's Michael?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Ross, no.
Hang up the phone. Gimme the phone.
Gimme the phone, gimme the phone, gimme the phone!
You're over me?
Oh, God.
-What-- you're, uh... -Oh, God.
-You're-you're over me? -Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
Oh, God.
When...
Zach.
When were you... under me?
Let's see if you're correct.
When were you...
under me?
Whoo! Bamboozlers.
You dorks will be racing first.
With a 30-second bonus
which means 30 seconds will be deducted
from your overall runtime.
Who will be joining you on the couch first?
Let's find out by rolling that next clip.
Do you guys have to go to the new house right away,
or do you have some time?
We got some time.
Okay. Should we get some coffee?
Sure.
Okay.
Suzanne?
"Where?"
Let's see if that's correct.
-Where? -Whoo!
Suzanne...
great call.
If Michelle gets this next one, she will join you
and y'all will be going second.
All right, let's see who's next. Let's play the clip.
-Oh, my God. -What?
Nothing. Nothing.
What? What's wrong?
I just...
I just have this really strong feeling that...
Michelle.
"This cat is my mother"?
That's weird. Let's see.
...this cat is my mother.
You mean the mom you met in Montauk?
She was a cat?
All right, Michelle, come on down.
Congratulations. The Rachel, you'll be running second
with a 15-second bonus for Lobster.
There has to be a third place. I'm afraid that you are it.
-That's okay. -Bamboozlers, please join me
in your starting position, let's go!
-I'm Brad. -I'm Zach.
We're The Bamboozlers.
And how the hell did we get to the finale?
We have kicked so much ass.
Yeah!
Making it to the finals was not easy,
and I feel like here we are in for a much tougher time.
I think a lot of what's gonna help us in this finale
is us being on the same wavelength.
-Vegas. -Team Lobster, Team Rachel,
-bring it on. -The claws, the hair, done.
Okay, Bamboozlers, your first stop will be Monica's apartment.
There is a Christmas card there for you.
The Little General is holding on to it.
It's not Joey's little general. We're a family show.
-Are you ready? -Ready.
Go!
I'll see you soon! Go, go, go!
Okay, Phoebes, you look in the kitchen.
-I will look in the back closet. -I can save you time.
I'm right here.
Yeah. Chandler, why don't you take a walk?
This doesn't concern you.
We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
What? That's terrible.
No, no. We do it every year.
Oh, well, that-that makes it not terrible.
Look.
"Happy holidays from your friends!
Enjoy our gifts!"
Oh, great. You found the card and you can read!
Good news. Okay, one of you get one of those gifts.
Bring it to the kitchen table. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Well, Team Red, because duh.
Okay, let's not get political.
Here are the rules. When you open the gift,
I'm gonna ask you a question about it.
Answer correctly and you'll move on.
Answer incorrectly, and you have to unwrap another gift
until you get it right.
If we can build a lead early and maintain the lead,
I think we're gonna win it.
Who's it from? Who's it to? Let's see what you got.
-Uh, "To Rachel from Ross." -Aw.
Aw!
Oh.
Okay. "Rachel refuses to accept this gift from Ross.
Who does he end up giving it to instead?"
-Oh. I have no idea. -Um...
-Uh... -Joey, uh...
-He had the most fun. -I think it's Joey.
-Joey. -Incorrect.
-It was Gunther. -Oh!
-You get it. -Okay, okay, all right.
-All right. -Come on, the clock is ticking.
Okay, okay, okay, go, go, go, go!
-"To Monica from Chandler." -Okay, let's go, let's go.
Oh, my goodness. Okay.
-What is this? -Do you not know what that is?
-I do. DVD. -I hate you.
"Chandler gives this mixtape to Monica for Valentine's Day,
but he didn't make it. Who did?"
-Janice! -Correct!
That's why I made you this tape. Happy birthday!
Love Janice. Muah!
No. You're the sweetest...
'Kay. Go ahead to Joey's apartment.
Find the missing remote.
Remote!
Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you,
I have read everything you've ever written. I mean it.
When I read Europhia at Midnight,
all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can.
You just start with half a dozen European cities,
throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia,
and, bam, you have got yourself a book.
My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
Okay, okay...
-Oh! I got it, I got it. -Oh, you got it?
You found the remote. Sit in your chairs.
It's time to start the next game.
It is time to play The One Where You Answer Like Chandler.
And for this one, we have a very special guest,
the legendary Morgan Fairchild.
You know her as Chandler's mom Nora Bing.
Hello, Fast Friends, and good luck.
-Thanks, Morgan. -Let's get right to it.
I'll say a quote from the show.
All you have to do is tell me which character said the line.
And you have to answer like Chandler.
So if I said "my sandwich," you'd say
"Could you be any more Ross?"
Here's your first quote.
This line is where one of the friends
realizes they may have overshared.
"You think I go around broadcasting it
like some kind of unstoppable moron?"
-Sure. -Can I be
any more Chandler?
-That's incorrect. -Oh!
-Oh, no! -It was Ross.
People are gonna be yelling at their TVs
that we did not get that right.
On to your second question.
-Okay, okay. -This was someone's answer
to a trivia question on a game show.
"Paper, snow... a ghost."
Could I be any more Joey?
-That's correct. -Nice!
-Ten-second bonus! -Ooh!
This is your last and final question.
This line is from a scene revolving around commitment.
"Am I ready to take my grade-A loins off the meat market?"
Chandler.
Could I be any more Chandler?
-That's incorrect. -Oh, my God!
-It was Phoebe. -How's that going?
-Is it getting serious? -I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, you know, I like him.
But, you know, am I ready to take my grade-A loins
off the meat market? I'm not quite sure.
-Oh... -Oh, no!
Wasn't our best game.
Hurry. Get to the most sacred place on the show.
Go to the Vegas Wedding Chapel and open the doors
and I'll be here hanging out with my new friend Morgan.
Okay. This is it!
We're gonna get married.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Well, hello, Mrs. Ross!
Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!
Whoo!
Wait-- okay.
-Okay. -Look what you found,
all of Ross and Rachel's exes.
We are gathered here in this sacred place
where Ross and Rachel finally had the wedding
every American dreams of,
drunk in the gambling capital of the world
with Sharpie all over your face.
In this game your job is to wade
through the romantic histories of Ross and Rachel,
put their partners in the correct chronological order
on these displays.
Earliest ex here, most recent ex here.
When you think you have it, you're gonna go back
to the chapel doors and ring the bell. All right...
Go.
Carol's first, obviously.
Um...
I wanna say Mona's last?
-I think, um... -Mona's what, season seven?
-Jesus. -I can't remember if Danny
-or Tag are next. -Chloe is before...
-This was the Eddie... -Emily's season four.
Emily's season four. Cheryl's throwing me off.
-I don't remember when... -No, I think--
Classic Cheryl.
Who the hell is Cheryl?
When did he date Cheryl?
-She was the dirty girl. -Name her the Dirty Girl then!
I think it's Emily... then Cheryl?
Go, go, go, go, go!
-What do you have? -Then Tag, Danny, Joshua.
-Okay, okay. -Ring the bell!
Let's see how you did.
Oh! Just a moment, just a moment.
-Get by the bell! -It's just the two.
-Come on back. -Okay, ring the bell!
Let's see how you did. You got it!
Back to Central Perk. Stop your timer!
Go, go, go, go, go! My God.
Whoo!
Being back in Central Perk,
the adrenaline has rushed back into us.
We're ready to stand at our buzzer again
and show the other teams who's boss.
Great job, Bamboozlers.
Y'all nailed it. You worked really hard.
You knew a lot of the trivia.
We will reveal your times at the end of the show.
The Rachel, it's time to get going.
Y'all go sit down. You guys come on down.
-I'm Michelle. -I'm Suzanne.
And The Rachel is back.
-We made it. -Finale!
Last time we did really well. We were really proud.
But looking at our competition,
we know we've gotta bring it.
Aah!
Team Lobster is quiet.
They're a couple.
They're freaking me out a little bit.
I feel like they know a lot more than I think.
Though we may not be able to read 'em, we're gonna beat 'em.
Because it is the finale, there may be a few curveballs.
But we know the game. It's about being fast.
Tonight we're gonna smash that button.
We're here. We are ready to win it.
Okay, The Rachel, y'all have done this before.
It is your turn to run to Monica's apartment
to get your first clue.
-Are you ready? -We're ready.
Start your timer before you go to get that clock going.
Go.
Good job.
I couldn't find anything at Joey-- hey, wait--
Yeah, we found them
in the guest room closet behind some coats.
And you have nothing to worry about
'cause they're all crap.
Those are my gifts. I got those for you.
The nutcracker. Here it is, here it is.
-Okay. -"Happy holidays
from your friends! Enjoy your gifts!"
All right. Whoo, this is so exciting.
You get to open some iconic gifts from Friends
and then give them back immediately when you're done.
Sit down. One of you, grab one gift
and bring it back over to the kitchen table.
-Who's gonna get the gift? -Suzanne.
-Okay, let's go, Suzanne. -Go, go, go!
Oh, my gosh. Uh...
Go, go! Yes!
It does matter, but it also doesn't matter.
Who's it to, who's it from? Why do you hate nutcrackers?
"To Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey from Monica, Ross and Chandler."
-Okay, open it! -Oh, open it. Open it, open it.
Oh, gosh. Teamwork makes the dream work.
Are you one of those people that saves wrapping paper?
-Okay, what is it? -Okay, um, tickets
to Hootie & the Blowfish.
"Who got a hickey backstage at the Hootie show?"
-Monica! -Yeah!
Who gave you that hickey?
That would be the work of a blowfish.
Okay, head to Joey's apartment. Find the boys' remote control.
Go, go, go, go! Okay.
I guess I'm cleaning that up. I guess this is my problem now.
I mean, 'cause I have to do everything here. My God.
Could we be more white trash?
-Remote, remote, remote-- -Where-where--
Not there.
-Got it! -Okay, good.
You found the remote. Now sit in the chairs, please.
We're a little worried that the trivia's gonna get harder
and the games a little more difficult,
but we're feeling good.
It is time to play The One Where You Answer Like Chandler.
For this game, we have a special guest host,
the great Morgan Fairchild.
Hello, contestants.
You may know her as Chandler's mom Nora Bing.
Take it away, Mo-Mo!
Hi. I've taken time out from my latest book tour
to help you play your next game.
In this one, you get to be the funny one
because you get to answer like my baby boy...
...Chandler Bing.
Now, your first question.
This is a classic response to a dancing friend's entrance.
"Gloria Estefan was right.
Eventually, the rhythm is gonna get ya."
"Could you be any more Chandler?"
-That's correct. -Yes!
Ten-second bonus.
Let's move on to your second question.
Only one friend would have said this.
"Rules help control the fun."
"Could you be any more Monica?"
-That's correct. -Yes!
Ten-second bonus.
And here is your last and final question.
This is a line from a prank phone call.
"This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University.
We'd like you to come onboard with us full-time."
-Joey? -Okay.
"Could you be any more Joey?"
-Yeah! -Incorrect.
Oh!
It was Rachel.
Hello, Ross, this is Dr. McNeely
from the Fake Accent University.
We'd like you to come onboard with us full-time.
Y'all need to go to Sin City.
Go to the Vegas Wedding Chapel set ASAP.
Go and open the doors. Go, go, go, go, go.
Your time is running.
I guess by the powers vested in me
by the state of New York
and the Internet guys...
...I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Oh, wait.
-Do you take each other? -I do.
-Yeah, you do.
Nice. You guys recognize this place?
-Yes. -Of course you do.
Just in case at home you don't remember,
it's the episode where Ross sees Rachel naked,
they go to Vegas, get drunk, and finally get married.
Anyway, this is about Monica and Chandler.
Your job is to sort through the string of relationships
Monica and Chandler went through
before they finally fell into each other's arms in London.
Put their past relationships in chronological order.
That's one of our favorite things about Friends,
all of the relationships.
-Ready? -Yep.
Go.
-This is the oldest. -Right.
And then, who we got there?
I think Paul the wine guy's next.
Do you think he's next?
Yes...
-I got-- -Take 'em all, take 'em all.
-That's a much better plan! -Okay.
Look at mine, tell me if I'm doing a good job.
-Look at mine, look at mine. -I got, uh...
Ginger. I got Kathy.
-Joanna. -Okay, let's check it out.
Go, go, go, you too! You too!
Okay. Time. Let's see how you did.
Okay...
You still have work to do. Go, go, go, go, go!
Okay, we got...
Fun Bobby?
That one's good, that one's good.
That one's fine. Yeah, go. Ring it, ring it.
Great! Go back to Central Perk now.
Stop your clock. Go, go, go, go!
I'm feeling extremely confident.
We are not going home without the Geller Cup.
Oh, my word. You know, when I first met you two ladies,
I thought you were kind of a Phoebe,
you were more of a Rachel.
After seeing you run that race, I feel like you're both Monicas.
All right. The Lobster, it is your turn.
Final team. Let's go.
Hi. I'm Halani, and this is my boyfriend Riordan,
and Team Lobster is back for the season finale
and we're so excited to be here.
Our first round we had some high highs,
getting through the rooms quickly.
Then we had some low lows, getting roasted by our host.
-But... -We're good sports, so...
The titles of episodes were a little hard to remember.
There are 263 of them.
-There's 236. -Oh. What did I say?
-63. -263.
-That's wrong again. -2-- 236!
There you go.
We came back from behind the last round.
We're so quick, we're gonna end up on top.
This is the best of the best,
so we're taking home that Geller Cup.
Well, Lobster, your turn to head to Monica's apartment
and start the game.
There's a little general there holding a Christmas card.
You're gonna open it.
Do not forget to hit the timer to start your clock.
Ready? Go.
Good job!
Rach. Those are for you.
Wiper blades.
I don't even have a car.
No. But with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Okay, Phoebes, your turn.
Oh!
Toilet seat covers!
Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
-Mm-hmm. -You guys!
"Happy holidays from your friends!
-Enjoy our gifts!" -Oh, nice.
There you are.
-Hi. -This game is all about
giving and receiving
and having and sharing.
Here is what we are gonna do.
Pick one of those gifts under the Christmas tree
bring it over to the kitchen table.
-Who's gonna get the gifts? -Me.
You? All right.
And go.
We're here to have fun, a lot of laughs,
but ultimately, we're here to win that trophy
and that's what we're gonna do.
Good choice. She thinks it's a Tiffany box.
Wow. Bougie. Who's it to, who's it from?
-We're timed. -"To Rachel from Paolo."
Whoo! Okay. All right.
"Rachel wears these shoes to Ross' grandmother's funeral
and gets mud on them, but Ross has a bigger accident
a few moments later when he falls into what?"
-Uh, the grave. -Yes!
Okay! Now go to Joey's.
Find the lost remote.
Good job.
-Hi... -Chandler.
...mom.
Thanks for wearing... something.
Oh, honey, this is so exciting!
I thought we'd screwed you up so bad this day would never come.
The remote is on the table.
Oh. Okay.
Great. You found the remote
and told your girlfriend what to do
without being rude about it.
For this game, we have a very special guest host.
I'm just gonna say it. It's the great Morgan Fairchild.
-Hello, darlings. -You know her as Chandler's mom,
Nora Bing. She is gonna take it from here.
In this game, you get to pretend
to be my favorite friend, Chandler Bing.
I'll say a quote from the show.
All you have to do is tell me which character said the line.
Here's your first quote.
This line had one too many words in it.
"Mmm. Noodle soup."
-Joey, right? -Could it be any more Joey?
That's correct.
Ten-second bonus.
Let's move on to your second question.
Now, one of the friends didn't want to accept change
and said, "You don't wanna live in Westchester.
That's like the worst of the Chesters."
Could you be any more Phoebe?
Correct.
This is your last and final question.
Now, this line is all pros and no cons.
"My wallet's too small for my 50s
and my diamond shoes are too tight."
Is that Chandler I feel like?
Or Monica. Diamond shoes? She wanted diamond shoes.
Okay. Monica.
Could you be any more Monica?
-Oh! -Oh, no.
That's incorrect. It was Chandler.
My wallet's too small for my 50s
and my diamond shoes are too tight.
-Dang. -Okay, we gotta move.
Head to the Vegas chapel downstairs.
-Make sure to open the doors. -Okay.
And Morgan Fairchild, what an honor.
Thank you so much. Can you even hear me?
Goodbye, Whitney.
You can see me?
So, Ross and Rachel got married.
Monica and Chandler almost got married.
You think you and I should hook up?
Oh, we do. But not just yet.
Really? Well, when?
Okay, um... well,
first Chandler and Monica will get married
and be filthy rich, by the way.
-But, um, it won't work out. -Wow.
I know.
Then I'm gonna marry Chandler for the money,
and you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
Great.
But then we ditch those two, and that's when we get married.
We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids,
and getting custody will be easy
because of Rachel's drinking problem.
Oh, oh, what about Ross?
I don't wanna go into the whole thing but, um,
we have words, and I kill him.
Okey-dokey.
Here we are in a wedding chapel,
a place you go when you marry somebody.
Marrying is something you do after a couple years.
You've lived together for four years, not married,
whatever, just content. But this game is not about that.
This is about Joey and Phoebe and their romantic histories.
Halani's good at remembering what happened and when
and I'm good at remembering who said what and where.
-Go. -Okay.
-Let's do... -Let's do Joey first.
So the dry cleaner's wife,
Felicity... okay, this is, uh, in London, Felicity.
-That's later. -Tick-tick-tick-tock-tock-tock.
Kate is season one. Put that there.
Okay, Felicity... This is in London.
This looks like Kathy's next.
Kathy there. Chandler loves her.
-Go, go, go, go! -Now Felicity...
You guys have to do everything together?
-I think, um... -Yeah...
What is this, co-dependent...
-Okay, Rob. -All right, um...
Roger, season one. Season one.
I have Rob, Sergei, and Jake.
Sergei or Sergei?
-He's much later. -Yeah, this is like over here.
-I think it's Rob... -Jake is later on too.
-I'm gonna put Rob here. -Go!
Ring the bell.
Okay. Let's see how you did.
More work to do. Go, go, go, go, go!
These are right, so I'll swap these.
Go ring the bell! Let's go! Let's see.
Yes! Go, go! Go to Central Perk and hit the clock.
Get your timer stopped.
Are they gonna make it?
Okay, Team Lobster, you made it!
We have one more game to play.
It's time for our end game, The One Where You Know The One.
For the last time, everybody,
head to your buzzers.
Go, go, go.
Okay. This is the last time you will be in Central Perk
because at the end of the game, one of you teams
will be crowned the ultimate Fast Friends champions
and take home the incredible Geller Cup.
Okay, the butt on this thing is wild, by the way.
I don't think we can even show it on TV.
It's like a episode of Euphoria over here.
Anyway. I will be reading a description of an episode.
Buzz in as soon as you think you know
the name of the episode I'm describing.
Each correct answer will give you a 30-second bonus.
If you get it wrong, you're frozen out
until the next question.
There's three questions,
so there's 90 seconds up for grabs.
All right? Friends, enemies,
frenemies,
it's time to see who'll take home
the Geller Cup.
-Are you ready? -Ready.
-Yeah. -Question number one.
"In this episode from season four,
Chandler is extremely repentant
for kissing Joey's girlfriend--"
The One With Chandler in a Box?
The One With Chandler in a Box is correct.
Yep. You just earned yourself a 30-second bonus.
Chandler spends a good part of this episode in a box
to prove how good a friend he is,
but can we get back to the subplot
of Monica kissing Richard's son because-- ehh.
I'm sorry, honey. I think it's twisted.
-Yeah. -What's twisted?
Ugh. Me going out with Richard's son.
Eew!
Eew, eew, eew.
Sounds like a really bad idea to me.
Number two.
"In this season two episode, Monica gets a job
with Mockolate, a synthetic substance
Phoebe says is what evil must taste like.
Ross is trying to decide between Rachel and Julie and--"
-Suzanne. -The One With the List.
-Correct. -Yeah!
Ross learned the hard way to never leave a paper trail.
He's gonna get my coat! Oh, my God, you guys!
I can't believe this! This is unbelievable!
-What's that? -What? Nothing.
-I saw my name. What is it? -No, no, see? See?
Hey, it's printing.
Hey, it's printing!
Okay. The last question.
"In this season three episode,
Chandler and Janice break up
and she goes back to her ex-husband.
Phoebe is convinced someone she knows is dead
because she went to the dentist,
so when Joey notices that ugly naked guy is unusually--"
Brad.
The One With the Giant Poking Device?
-Brad, you're correct. -Yeah!
-We all got one. -We all got one!
That is probably the best way to poke an ugly naked guy--
from afar.
We're approaching the window.
Thread the needle. Thread the needle.
He's alive. He's alive!
Good job. You each got one? That was crazy.
-It was. -Yes!
Your Friends knowledge is undeniable,
but one team is about to be declared
the ultimate Friends superfans
and take home this Geller Cup.
The moment has come.
Here are your run times.
Bamboozlers.
Your unadjusted run time is...
5 minutes and 34 seconds.
Okay.
-Okay. Okay. -Yeah.
Team The Rachel.
Your unadjusted run time is...
5 minutes and 15 seconds.
Wow.
Finally, Team Lobster,
your unadjusted run time is...
5 minutes and 41 seconds.
Now, this race is amazingly close.
There is less than 30 seconds separating our three teams,
so it all comes down to the penalties and the bonuses
to get your official run times.
In third place with an adjusted run time
of 5 minutes and 1 second is...
Team Lobster.
That means it's down to The Bamboozlers
and The Rachel.
With an adjusted time of 4 minutes and 20 seconds,
today's winning team...
is...
The Rachel.
If anyone ever challenges your Friends knowledge
as long as you live, just show them
this two by four with a troll attached to it.
Bamboozlers, your adjusted time
was 4 minutes and 44 seconds.
-Respect. -Let's go, let's go.
That was amazing.
But our champions, The Rachel, have earned this.
But thank God you own a hair salon.
Can you fix this?
Oh, my gosh.
That's it for Fast Friends.
For all of you at home, you're my lobster.
And that's a big deal, because I'm allergic to shellfish.
Thanks for tuning in.
Thank you.
Okay!
Oh, my God!
Hide the butt. Hide the butt.
Good job!
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day your week, your month
Or even your year, but