1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:04,295 The race is going to go from here to here. 2 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:07,507 Now, the one who comes in last stays! 3 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,843 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys. 4 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:12,595 Okay. On your mark, get set, 5 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:13,805 go! 6 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,890 -Go, go! -Come on, Robot! 7 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,228 What are you barking at? 8 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,611 Well, how is that gonna help? 9 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:32,824 I bought you! How did I forget that that's all you do? 10 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:35,326 Way to go, Robot! 11 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,037 Good job, Alan. 12 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:40,915 -Hey, good race, you guys. -Yeah. See you later. 13 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,084 No. No, no, wait. 14 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,711 We didn't lose. 15 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:46,755 The rules clearly stated 16 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:49,424 that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. 17 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,926 Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, 18 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,012 -so technically-- -They left. 19 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:00,935 For 30 years, Friends has affected us all. 20 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,520 I think the true magic of Friends 21 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:05,147 is that it can really reflect every journey of life 22 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:06,483 that you're on. 23 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,151 If it weren't for Friends, 24 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,362 I would still have a lot of growing up to do. 25 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,989 If it wasn't for Friends, I wouldn't have 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:17,452 all this merch in my house that my wife wishes I didn't. 27 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,829 Like this key chain with Chandler and Monica. 28 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,582 If it wasn't for Friends, 29 00:01:22,664 --> 00:01:26,044 my life would 100 percent not be the same. 30 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,338 It's the reason I met my husband. 31 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:35,303 I cannot believe this is my last time on this set. 32 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:36,721 Our three winners... 33 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:45,814 ...face off in our grand finale. 34 00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:47,148 Go! 35 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,316 -Here it is. -Okay. 36 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,902 -...all racing... -Go, go, go! 37 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:54,072 ...to become Fast Friends champions... 38 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,199 -Bring it on. -Could you be any more Phoebe? 39 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,368 -Correct! -Yeah! 40 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:01,788 ...and take on the legendary 41 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,289 Geller Cup. 42 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:07,627 The butt on this thing is wild. 43 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:17,679 So no one told you life was gonna be this way 44 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,931 Your job's a joke you're broke 45 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,976 Your love life's DOA 46 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:27,480 It's like you're always stuck in second gear 47 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,525 When it hasn't been your day your week, your month 48 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,236 Or even your year, but 49 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:36,322 I'll be there for you 50 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:39,451 'Cause you're there for me too 51 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:51,713 -Hello! -Hey! 52 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,132 Hi. 53 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,388 I cannot believe this is my last time on this set. 54 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,141 Don't even bother trying to take anything from the set. 55 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,225 They glued it all down. 56 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,561 This is so wild! 57 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:09,898 Give yourself some love for making it this far. 58 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:13,777 Welcome to the finale of Fast Friends. 59 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,821 You are the three teams that are our finalists. 60 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:20,033 We have a team of friends. We have a team of lovers, 61 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,285 and another team of friends. 62 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,496 How are y'all doing, Team Rachel? 63 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,498 -We're feeling good. -So excited, so excited. 64 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,667 Yeah? What did you learn about yourselves, 65 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,670 about each other in the last game that you won? 66 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,505 That we are awesome, amazing. 67 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:35,590 Just like we thought. 68 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,341 -Yes. -So we learned nothing. 69 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,137 So this confirmed your suspicion. 70 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,473 -Yeah. -All right, Team Lobster. 71 00:03:43,555 --> 00:03:45,141 -Hi. -Y'all crushed it. 72 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,851 -Thank you. -How are you feeling? 73 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,812 Are you excited, are you nervous? 74 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,980 I think a little bit of everything. 75 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,692 Our first run-through was pretty hectic. 76 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,237 -Mm-hmm. -And smooth at the same time. 77 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,239 Like your boyfriend's chest at your mom's house? 78 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,410 You run a salon-- shouldn't that be happening in a salon? 79 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,620 I would say leave it to the professionals. 80 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,832 Well, she's a professional when it comes to Friends trivia. 81 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,500 You just nailed it. 82 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:14,170 All right, Team The Bamboozlers. 83 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,880 You're wearing overalls today, Zach, 84 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,841 -so you mean business. -I mean business. 85 00:04:17,923 --> 00:04:22,220 Y'all won your episode. What did that feel like? 86 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,513 Surprising. 87 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,307 And then did you guys feel 88 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,853 like you had any kind of strengths, weaknesses? 89 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,312 Running was tough. 90 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,441 Getting in and out of the cab... 91 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,317 -Hard. -More difficult than it looked. 92 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,946 Okay. Well, tonight y'all and everybody watching at home 93 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:43,199 will be pushed to the limit as we test your Friends knowledge. 94 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,952 You're gonna face the toughest games yet 95 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:49,289 in pursuit of the Geller Cup! 96 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,920 I saw that thing on set earlier and I thought it was my baby. 97 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,964 I was like, "Oh, no." 98 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,925 We need to get my baby a hair appointment with you. 99 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,011 To win this game, you'll have to be as ruthless 100 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,804 as Phoebe driving to the airport. 101 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,973 You know the drill, we need to find out 102 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,351 who is going to dive into the Friends world first, 103 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,103 and it's time to play The One With the Pause. 104 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,606 Get to your buzzers. Let's get started. 105 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:21,613 All right. I'm gonna play a clip from the show. 106 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:25,492 When the clip pauses, be the fastest to buzz in 107 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,785 and complete the line. 108 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,620 Get it right, take a seat on the couch. 109 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,206 The first team with both players on the couch 110 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,082 will be first to race. 111 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,585 The second team seated will be the second. 112 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,088 You should know this by now, I'm so bored of saying this. 113 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,382 You get it, right? Can we just play? 114 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,093 All right, let's begin with our first clip. 115 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,178 Wait a minute. 116 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:47,847 I saw that on the Discovery Channel. 117 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,517 Yeah. About jellyfish and how if you-- 118 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,312 Eew! 119 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,648 You peed on yourself? 120 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,650 -Eew! -Eew! 121 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,903 You can't say that! You don't know! 122 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,823 I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. 123 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,242 Anyway, I-I tried, 124 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:10,286 but I-I couldn't bend that way. 125 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,332 So... 126 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,670 Eew! 127 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:25,260 -Brad. -"That's right. I stepped up!" 128 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,930 Let's see if that's correct. 129 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,392 That's right. I stepped up! 130 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,772 She's my friend, and she needed help. 131 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,192 If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you. 132 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,695 Okay. 133 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,406 Brad, that was correct! 134 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:49,617 If the other half of The Bamboozlers 135 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:53,288 gets this next one, you two will be first to run. 136 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,166 Let's go for the next clip, please. 137 00:06:56,957 --> 00:06:58,752 Actually, I haven't even been home yet. 138 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,795 Do you mind if I check my messages? 139 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,213 Oh, yeah, go ahead. 140 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,636 Rach, I got a message from you. 141 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,684 Who's Michael? 142 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,270 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Ross, no. 143 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,688 Hang up the phone. Gimme the phone. 144 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,483 Gimme the phone, gimme the phone, gimme the phone! 145 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,325 You're over me? 146 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,952 Oh, God. 147 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,497 -What-- you're, uh... -Oh, God. 148 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,500 -You're-you're over me? -Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 149 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,711 Oh, God. 150 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,338 When... 151 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,090 Zach. 152 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,718 When were you... under me? 153 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,720 Let's see if you're correct. 154 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,724 When were you... 155 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:56,893 under me? 156 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:03,108 Whoo! Bamboozlers. 157 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,615 You dorks will be racing first. 158 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,118 With a 30-second bonus 159 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,662 which means 30 seconds will be deducted 160 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,872 from your overall runtime. 161 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,916 Who will be joining you on the couch first? 162 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,960 Let's find out by rolling that next clip. 163 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,464 Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, 164 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,883 or do you have some time? 165 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:32,929 We got some time. 166 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,222 Okay. Should we get some coffee? 167 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,975 Sure. 168 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,102 Okay. 169 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,730 Suzanne? 170 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:43,898 "Where?" 171 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,942 Let's see if that's correct. 172 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:50,238 -Where? -Whoo! 173 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,032 Suzanne... 174 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,034 great call. 175 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:57,203 If Michelle gets this next one, she will join you 176 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,955 and y'all will be going second. 177 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,834 All right, let's see who's next. Let's play the clip. 178 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,671 -Oh, my God. -What? 179 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,090 Nothing. Nothing. 180 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,550 What? What's wrong? 181 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:12,344 I just... 182 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,223 I just have this really strong feeling that... 183 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,893 Michelle. 184 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,104 "This cat is my mother"? 185 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,482 That's weird. Let's see. 186 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,736 ...this cat is my mother. 187 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,405 You mean the mom you met in Montauk? 188 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,656 She was a cat? 189 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,410 All right, Michelle, come on down. 190 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:41,122 Congratulations. The Rachel, you'll be running second 191 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:44,292 with a 15-second bonus for Lobster. 192 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:47,295 There has to be a third place. I'm afraid that you are it. 193 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,631 -That's okay. -Bamboozlers, please join me 194 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,342 in your starting position, let's go! 195 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,512 -I'm Brad. -I'm Zach. 196 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,347 We're The Bamboozlers. 197 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,599 And how the hell did we get to the finale? 198 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,893 We have kicked so much ass. 199 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,436 Yeah! 200 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,855 Making it to the finals was not easy, 201 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:10,193 and I feel like here we are in for a much tougher time. 202 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,655 I think a lot of what's gonna help us in this finale 203 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,699 is us being on the same wavelength. 204 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,034 -Vegas. -Team Lobster, Team Rachel, 205 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,454 -bring it on. -The claws, the hair, done. 206 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,459 Okay, Bamboozlers, your first stop will be Monica's apartment. 207 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,004 There is a Christmas card there for you. 208 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,006 The Little General is holding on to it. 209 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:34,050 It's not Joey's little general. We're a family show. 210 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,261 -Are you ready? -Ready. 211 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,804 Go! 212 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,514 I'll see you soon! Go, go, go! 213 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,851 Okay, Phoebes, you look in the kitchen. 214 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,270 -I will look in the back closet. -I can save you time. 215 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,604 I'm right here. 216 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,442 Yeah. Chandler, why don't you take a walk? 217 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,360 This doesn't concern you. 218 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,947 We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica. 219 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,449 What? That's terrible. 220 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,284 No, no. We do it every year. 221 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,953 Oh, well, that-that makes it not terrible. 222 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,916 Look. 223 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:11,046 "Happy holidays from your friends! 224 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,672 Enjoy our gifts!" 225 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,759 Oh, great. You found the card and you can read! 226 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,845 Good news. Okay, one of you get one of those gifts. 227 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,973 Bring it to the kitchen table. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 228 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,476 Well, Team Red, because duh. 229 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,353 Okay, let's not get political. 230 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,730 Here are the rules. When you open the gift, 231 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,690 I'm gonna ask you a question about it. 232 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,567 Answer correctly and you'll move on. 233 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,653 Answer incorrectly, and you have to unwrap another gift 234 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,655 until you get it right. 235 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,867 If we can build a lead early and maintain the lead, 236 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,327 I think we're gonna win it. 237 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,288 Who's it from? Who's it to? Let's see what you got. 238 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,458 -Uh, "To Rachel from Ross." -Aw. 239 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,709 Aw! 240 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,544 Oh. 241 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:56,132 Okay. "Rachel refuses to accept this gift from Ross. 242 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,219 Who does he end up giving it to instead?" 243 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,598 -Oh. I have no idea. -Um... 244 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:07,018 -Uh... -Joey, uh... 245 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,270 -He had the most fun. -I think it's Joey. 246 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,689 -Joey. -Incorrect. 247 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,274 -It was Gunther. -Oh! 248 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,860 -You get it. -Okay, okay, all right. 249 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,946 -All right. -Come on, the clock is ticking. 250 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,490 Okay, okay, okay, go, go, go, go! 251 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:24,536 -"To Monica from Chandler." -Okay, let's go, let's go. 252 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,913 Oh, my goodness. Okay. 253 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,542 -What is this? -Do you not know what that is? 254 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,628 -I do. DVD. -I hate you. 255 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,548 "Chandler gives this mixtape to Monica for Valentine's Day, 256 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,008 but he didn't make it. Who did?" 257 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,676 -Janice! -Correct! 258 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:44,347 That's why I made you this tape. Happy birthday! 259 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,183 Love Janice. Muah! 260 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,524 No. You're the sweetest... 261 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,111 'Kay. Go ahead to Joey's apartment. 262 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,696 Find the missing remote. 263 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,407 Remote! 264 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,867 Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, 265 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,870 I have read everything you've ever written. I mean it. 266 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,496 When I read Europhia at Midnight, 267 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,165 all I wanted to do was become a writer. 268 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,168 Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. 269 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,920 You just start with half a dozen European cities, 270 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,506 throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia, 271 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,759 and, bam, you have got yourself a book. 272 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,180 My mother, ladies and gentlemen. 273 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,516 Okay, okay... 274 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,061 -Oh! I got it, I got it. -Oh, you got it? 275 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,730 You found the remote. Sit in your chairs. 276 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,523 It's time to start the next game. 277 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:39,527 It is time to play The One Where You Answer Like Chandler. 278 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,405 And for this one, we have a very special guest, 279 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,741 the legendary Morgan Fairchild. 280 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:50,038 You know her as Chandler's mom Nora Bing. 281 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,999 Hello, Fast Friends, and good luck. 282 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,877 -Thanks, Morgan. -Let's get right to it. 283 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,629 I'll say a quote from the show. 284 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:01,174 All you have to do is tell me which character said the line. 285 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,761 And you have to answer like Chandler. 286 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,890 So if I said "my sandwich," you'd say 287 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,643 "Could you be any more Ross?" 288 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,353 Here's your first quote. 289 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,731 This line is where one of the friends 290 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,609 realizes they may have overshared. 291 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,821 "You think I go around broadcasting it 292 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,532 like some kind of unstoppable moron?" 293 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,372 -Sure. -Can I be 294 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,040 any more Chandler? 295 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,919 -That's incorrect. -Oh! 296 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,713 -Oh, no! -It was Ross. 297 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,549 People are gonna be yelling at their TVs 298 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,884 that we did not get that right. 299 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,469 On to your second question. 300 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,847 -Okay, okay. -This was someone's answer 301 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,850 to a trivia question on a game show. 302 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,185 "Paper, snow... a ghost." 303 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,312 Could I be any more Joey? 304 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,359 -That's correct. -Nice! 305 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,361 -Ten-second bonus! -Ooh! 306 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,905 This is your last and final question. 307 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:10,035 This line is from a scene revolving around commitment. 308 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:15,457 "Am I ready to take my grade-A loins off the meat market?" 309 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,583 Chandler. 310 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,085 Could I be any more Chandler? 311 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,299 -That's incorrect. -Oh, my God! 312 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,384 -It was Phoebe. -How's that going? 313 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,721 -Is it getting serious? -I don't know, I don't know. 314 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,639 I mean, you know, I like him. 315 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,017 But, you know, am I ready to take my grade-A loins 316 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,186 off the meat market? I'm not quite sure. 317 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,646 -Oh... -Oh, no! 318 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,273 Wasn't our best game. 319 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,400 Hurry. Get to the most sacred place on the show. 320 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:45,945 Go to the Vegas Wedding Chapel and open the doors 321 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:49,074 and I'll be here hanging out with my new friend Morgan. 322 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,332 Okay. This is it! 323 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,292 We're gonna get married. 324 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,127 Are you sure you wanna do this? 325 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,135 Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! 326 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,846 Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! 327 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,807 Whoo! 328 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,517 Wait-- okay. 329 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,067 -Okay. -Look what you found, 330 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,277 all of Ross and Rachel's exes. 331 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,446 We are gathered here in this sacred place 332 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,990 where Ross and Rachel finally had the wedding 333 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,492 every American dreams of, 334 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,369 drunk in the gambling capital of the world 335 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,870 with Sharpie all over your face. 336 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,707 In this game your job is to wade 337 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,209 through the romantic histories of Ross and Rachel, 338 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:44,337 put their partners in the correct chronological order 339 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,630 on these displays. 340 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,842 Earliest ex here, most recent ex here. 341 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,677 When you think you have it, you're gonna go back 342 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,305 to the chapel doors and ring the bell. All right... 343 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,306 Go. 344 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,810 Carol's first, obviously. 345 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,270 Um... 346 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,063 I wanna say Mona's last? 347 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:05,400 -I think, um... -Mona's what, season seven? 348 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,318 -Jesus. -I can't remember if Danny 349 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,738 -or Tag are next. -Chloe is before... 350 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,948 -This was the Eddie... -Emily's season four. 351 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,325 Emily's season four. Cheryl's throwing me off. 352 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,368 -I don't remember when... -No, I think-- 353 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,787 Classic Cheryl. 354 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,580 Who the hell is Cheryl? 355 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,790 When did he date Cheryl? 356 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,462 -She was the dirty girl. -Name her the Dirty Girl then! 357 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,174 I think it's Emily... then Cheryl? 358 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,550 Go, go, go, go, go! 359 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,928 -What do you have? -Then Tag, Danny, Joshua. 360 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,514 -Okay, okay. -Ring the bell! 361 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,933 Let's see how you did. 362 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,731 Oh! Just a moment, just a moment. 363 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,025 -Get by the bell! -It's just the two. 364 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,652 -Come on back. -Okay, ring the bell! 365 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,654 Let's see how you did. You got it! 366 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,573 Back to Central Perk. Stop your timer! 367 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,409 Go, go, go, go, go! My God. 368 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,794 Whoo! 369 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,338 Being back in Central Perk, 370 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,757 the adrenaline has rushed back into us. 371 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,134 We're ready to stand at our buzzer again 372 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,637 and show the other teams who's boss. 373 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:20,100 Great job, Bamboozlers. 374 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,310 Y'all nailed it. You worked really hard. 375 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,062 You knew a lot of the trivia. 376 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,273 We will reveal your times at the end of the show. 377 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,484 The Rachel, it's time to get going. 378 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,946 Y'all go sit down. You guys come on down. 379 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,906 -I'm Michelle. -I'm Suzanne. 380 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,575 And The Rachel is back. 381 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,953 -We made it. -Finale! 382 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,455 Last time we did really well. We were really proud. 383 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,666 But looking at our competition, 384 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,835 we know we've gotta bring it. 385 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,794 Aah! 386 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,212 Team Lobster is quiet. 387 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,714 They're a couple. 388 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,924 They're freaking me out a little bit. 389 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,968 I feel like they know a lot more than I think. 390 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,471 Though we may not be able to read 'em, we're gonna beat 'em. 391 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,391 Because it is the finale, there may be a few curveballs. 392 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,102 But we know the game. It's about being fast. 393 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,479 Tonight we're gonna smash that button. 394 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,065 We're here. We are ready to win it. 395 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,402 Okay, The Rachel, y'all have done this before. 396 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,571 It is your turn to run to Monica's apartment 397 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,322 to get your first clue. 398 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,241 -Are you ready? -We're ready. 399 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:22,287 Start your timer before you go to get that clock going. 400 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,872 Go. 401 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,248 Good job. 402 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,170 I couldn't find anything at Joey-- hey, wait-- 403 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,463 Yeah, we found them 404 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,923 in the guest room closet behind some coats. 405 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,425 And you have nothing to worry about 406 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,135 'cause they're all crap. 407 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,973 Those are my gifts. I got those for you. 408 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,520 The nutcracker. Here it is, here it is. 409 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,606 -Okay. -"Happy holidays 410 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,692 from your friends! Enjoy your gifts!" 411 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,111 All right. Whoo, this is so exciting. 412 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,322 You get to open some iconic gifts from Friends 413 00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,033 and then give them back immediately when you're done. 414 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,535 Sit down. One of you, grab one gift 415 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,121 and bring it back over to the kitchen table. 416 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,248 -Who's gonna get the gift? -Suzanne. 417 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,209 -Okay, let's go, Suzanne. -Go, go, go! 418 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,920 Oh, my gosh. Uh... 419 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,130 Go, go! Yes! 420 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,424 It does matter, but it also doesn't matter. 421 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,760 Who's it to, who's it from? Why do you hate nutcrackers? 422 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,554 "To Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey from Monica, Ross and Chandler." 423 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,973 -Okay, open it! -Oh, open it. Open it, open it. 424 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,103 Oh, gosh. Teamwork makes the dream work. 425 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,897 Are you one of those people that saves wrapping paper? 426 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,692 -Okay, what is it? -Okay, um, tickets 427 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,402 to Hootie & the Blowfish. 428 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,570 "Who got a hickey backstage at the Hootie show?" 429 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,989 -Monica! -Yeah! 430 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,491 Who gave you that hickey? 431 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,744 That would be the work of a blowfish. 432 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:48,373 Okay, head to Joey's apartment. Find the boys' remote control. 433 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,208 Go, go, go, go! Okay. 434 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,294 I guess I'm cleaning that up. I guess this is my problem now. 435 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,923 I mean, 'cause I have to do everything here. My God. 436 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,474 Could we be more white trash? 437 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,812 -Remote, remote, remote-- -Where-where-- 438 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,067 Not there. 439 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,445 -Got it! -Okay, good. 440 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,531 You found the remote. Now sit in the chairs, please. 441 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,868 We're a little worried that the trivia's gonna get harder 442 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,162 and the games a little more difficult, 443 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,913 but we're feeling good. 444 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:32,459 It is time to play The One Where You Answer Like Chandler. 445 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,795 For this game, we have a special guest host, 446 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,422 the great Morgan Fairchild. 447 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,673 Hello, contestants. 448 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:43,136 You may know her as Chandler's mom Nora Bing. 449 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,764 Take it away, Mo-Mo! 450 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,350 Hi. I've taken time out from my latest book tour 451 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,602 to help you play your next game. 452 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:54,272 In this one, you get to be the funny one 453 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,650 because you get to answer like my baby boy... 454 00:21:58,777 --> 00:21:59,778 ...Chandler Bing. 455 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,738 Now, your first question. 456 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:07,410 This is a classic response to a dancing friend's entrance. 457 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,537 "Gloria Estefan was right. 458 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,999 Eventually, the rhythm is gonna get ya." 459 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,212 "Could you be any more Chandler?" 460 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,633 -That's correct. -Yes! 461 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,760 Ten-second bonus. 462 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,429 Let's move on to your second question. 463 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,724 Only one friend would have said this. 464 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,143 "Rules help control the fun." 465 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:36,356 "Could you be any more Monica?" 466 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,694 -That's correct. -Yes! 467 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,028 Ten-second bonus. 468 00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:45,198 And here is your last and final question. 469 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,742 This is a line from a prank phone call. 470 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,872 "This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University. 471 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:56,334 We'd like you to come onboard with us full-time." 472 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,424 -Joey? -Okay. 473 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,592 "Could you be any more Joey?" 474 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,596 -Yeah! -Incorrect. 475 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,015 Oh! 476 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,433 It was Rachel. 477 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,143 Hello, Ross, this is Dr. McNeely 478 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:16,062 from the Fake Accent University. 479 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,815 We'd like you to come onboard with us full-time. 480 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,693 Y'all need to go to Sin City. 481 00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:24,612 Go to the Vegas Wedding Chapel set ASAP. 482 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,323 Go and open the doors. Go, go, go, go, go. 483 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,575 Your time is running. 484 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,994 I guess by the powers vested in me 485 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,038 by the state of New York 486 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:34,956 and the Internet guys... 487 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:41,671 ...I now pronounce you husband and wife. 488 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:43,256 Oh, wait. 489 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,634 -Do you take each other? -I do. 490 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,887 -I do. -Yeah, you do. 491 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:57,812 Nice. You guys recognize this place? 492 00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:59,773 -Yes. -Of course you do. 493 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,816 Just in case at home you don't remember, 494 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,860 it's the episode where Ross sees Rachel naked, 495 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,863 they go to Vegas, get drunk, and finally get married. 496 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,948 Anyway, this is about Monica and Chandler. 497 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,951 Your job is to sort through the string of relationships 498 00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,703 Monica and Chandler went through 499 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:16,873 before they finally fell into each other's arms in London. 500 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,877 Put their past relationships in chronological order. 501 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,338 That's one of our favorite things about Friends, 502 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,173 all of the relationships. 503 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:26,549 -Ready? -Yep. 504 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,550 Go. 505 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,723 -This is the oldest. -Right. 506 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,266 And then, who we got there? 507 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,352 I think Paul the wine guy's next. 508 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,104 Do you think he's next? 509 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:40,980 Yes... 510 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,233 -I got-- -Take 'em all, take 'em all. 511 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:46,361 -That's a much better plan! -Okay. 512 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,947 Look at mine, tell me if I'm doing a good job. 513 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:51,658 -Look at mine, look at mine. -I got, uh... 514 00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,993 Ginger. I got Kathy. 515 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,663 -Joanna. -Okay, let's check it out. 516 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,873 Go, go, go, you too! You too! 517 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,459 Okay. Time. Let's see how you did. 518 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:06,798 Okay... 519 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:10,552 You still have work to do. Go, go, go, go, go! 520 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:13,179 Okay, we got... 521 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,472 Fun Bobby? 522 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,017 That one's good, that one's good. 523 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,728 That one's fine. Yeah, go. Ring it, ring it. 524 00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,857 Great! Go back to Central Perk now. 525 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,484 Stop your clock. Go, go, go, go! 526 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,583 I'm feeling extremely confident. 527 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:44,002 We are not going home without the Geller Cup. 528 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:47,339 Oh, my word. You know, when I first met you two ladies, 529 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:48,882 I thought you were kind of a Phoebe, 530 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,508 you were more of a Rachel. 531 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:53,887 After seeing you run that race, I feel like you're both Monicas. 532 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:59,851 All right. The Lobster, it is your turn. 533 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,728 Final team. Let's go. 534 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:04,105 Hi. I'm Halani, and this is my boyfriend Riordan, 535 00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:07,108 and Team Lobster is back for the season finale 536 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,735 and we're so excited to be here. 537 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:12,113 Our first round we had some high highs, 538 00:26:12,197 --> 00:26:13,782 getting through the rooms quickly. 539 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:16,993 Then we had some low lows, getting roasted by our host. 540 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:18,745 -But... -We're good sports, so... 541 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:21,414 The titles of episodes were a little hard to remember. 542 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,541 There are 263 of them. 543 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,835 -There's 236. -Oh. What did I say? 544 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:28,254 -63. -263. 545 00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:30,882 -That's wrong again. -2-- 236! 546 00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,092 There you go. 547 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:34,219 We came back from behind the last round. 548 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,680 We're so quick, we're gonna end up on top. 549 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,348 This is the best of the best, 550 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:40,308 so we're taking home that Geller Cup. 551 00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:43,561 Well, Lobster, your turn to head to Monica's apartment 552 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,105 and start the game. 553 00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:47,315 There's a little general there holding a Christmas card. 554 00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:48,942 You're gonna open it. 555 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:51,403 Do not forget to hit the timer to start your clock. 556 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,238 Ready? Go. 557 00:26:54,197 --> 00:26:55,657 Good job! 558 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:59,035 Rach. Those are for you. 559 00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:01,371 Wiper blades. 560 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,998 I don't even have a car. 561 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:08,336 No. But with this new car smell, you'll think you do. 562 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:13,133 Okay, Phoebes, your turn. 563 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,137 Oh! 564 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,055 Toilet seat covers! 565 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,310 Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas? 566 00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:26,730 -Mm-hmm. -You guys! 567 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,863 "Happy holidays from your friends! 568 00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:37,365 -Enjoy our gifts!" -Oh, nice. 569 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:38,867 There you are. 570 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:41,077 -Hi. -This game is all about 571 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:42,662 giving and receiving 572 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:45,206 and having and sharing. 573 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:47,208 Here is what we are gonna do. 574 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:49,711 Pick one of those gifts under the Christmas tree 575 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,463 bring it over to the kitchen table. 576 00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:53,548 -Who's gonna get the gifts? -Me. 577 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:54,883 You? All right. 578 00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:56,426 And go. 579 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,803 We're here to have fun, a lot of laughs, 580 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:01,639 but ultimately, we're here to win that trophy 581 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,516 and that's what we're gonna do. 582 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,560 Good choice. She thinks it's a Tiffany box. 583 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:08,438 Wow. Bougie. Who's it to, who's it from? 584 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:11,399 -We're timed. -"To Rachel from Paolo." 585 00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:14,235 Whoo! Okay. All right. 586 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,947 "Rachel wears these shoes to Ross' grandmother's funeral 587 00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:20,825 and gets mud on them, but Ross has a bigger accident 588 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,203 a few moments later when he falls into what?" 589 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:25,288 -Uh, the grave. -Yes! 590 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,998 Okay! Now go to Joey's. 591 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,958 Find the lost remote. 592 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:30,669 Good job. 593 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:33,838 -Hi... -Chandler. 594 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:35,340 ...mom. 595 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,592 Thanks for wearing... something. 596 00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:42,305 Oh, honey, this is so exciting! 597 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:45,266 I thought we'd screwed you up so bad this day would never come. 598 00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:49,521 The remote is on the table. 599 00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:51,231 Oh. Okay. 600 00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:53,483 Great. You found the remote 601 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:54,984 and told your girlfriend what to do 602 00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:56,486 without being rude about it. 603 00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:59,239 For this game, we have a very special guest host. 604 00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:02,659 I'm just gonna say it. It's the great Morgan Fairchild. 605 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:05,120 -Hello, darlings. -You know her as Chandler's mom, 606 00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:08,748 Nora Bing. She is gonna take it from here. 607 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,834 In this game, you get to pretend 608 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:14,379 to be my favorite friend, Chandler Bing. 609 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,214 I'll say a quote from the show. 610 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:19,634 All you have to do is tell me which character said the line. 611 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:21,636 Here's your first quote. 612 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,848 This line had one too many words in it. 613 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:27,058 "Mmm. Noodle soup." 614 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,980 -Joey, right? -Could it be any more Joey? 615 00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,066 That's correct. 616 00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:37,110 Ten-second bonus. 617 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,154 Let's move on to your second question. 618 00:29:39,237 --> 00:29:42,365 Now, one of the friends didn't want to accept change 619 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:45,785 and said, "You don't wanna live in Westchester. 620 00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:47,912 That's like the worst of the Chesters." 621 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:49,706 Could you be any more Phoebe? 622 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,461 Correct. 623 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:56,338 This is your last and final question. 624 00:29:57,088 --> 00:30:00,383 Now, this line is all pros and no cons. 625 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,094 "My wallet's too small for my 50s 626 00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:05,764 and my diamond shoes are too tight." 627 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:08,350 Is that Chandler I feel like? 628 00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:11,186 Or Monica. Diamond shoes? She wanted diamond shoes. 629 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:12,812 Okay. Monica. 630 00:30:12,896 --> 00:30:15,106 Could you be any more Monica? 631 00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:18,610 -Oh! -Oh, no. 632 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:21,071 That's incorrect. It was Chandler. 633 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,822 My wallet's too small for my 50s 634 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:24,574 and my diamond shoes are too tight. 635 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,410 -Dang. -Okay, we gotta move. 636 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,412 Head to the Vegas chapel downstairs. 637 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:31,873 -Make sure to open the doors. -Okay. 638 00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:33,333 And Morgan Fairchild, what an honor. 639 00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:36,086 Thank you so much. Can you even hear me? 640 00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:37,837 Goodbye, Whitney. 641 00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:39,422 You can see me? 642 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,508 So, Ross and Rachel got married. 643 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,761 Monica and Chandler almost got married. 644 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,846 You think you and I should hook up? 645 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:51,893 Oh, we do. But not just yet. 646 00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:55,355 Really? Well, when? 647 00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:59,359 Okay, um... well, 648 00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:01,569 first Chandler and Monica will get married 649 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,947 and be filthy rich, by the way. 650 00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:06,032 -But, um, it won't work out. -Wow. 651 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:06,991 I know. 652 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:11,538 Then I'm gonna marry Chandler for the money, 653 00:31:11,621 --> 00:31:15,000 and you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. 654 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,042 Great. 655 00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:19,713 But then we ditch those two, and that's when we get married. 656 00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:22,924 We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids, 657 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,634 and getting custody will be easy 658 00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,428 because of Rachel's drinking problem. 659 00:31:27,512 --> 00:31:29,556 Oh, oh, what about Ross? 660 00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:32,100 I don't wanna go into the whole thing but, um, 661 00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:33,560 we have words, and I kill him. 662 00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:39,399 Okey-dokey. 663 00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:43,361 Here we are in a wedding chapel, 664 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:46,197 a place you go when you marry somebody. 665 00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:49,576 Marrying is something you do after a couple years. 666 00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:52,078 You've lived together for four years, not married, 667 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,497 whatever, just content. But this game is not about that. 668 00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:58,001 This is about Joey and Phoebe and their romantic histories. 669 00:31:58,084 --> 00:32:01,546 Halani's good at remembering what happened and when 670 00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:04,632 and I'm good at remembering who said what and where. 671 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,426 -Go. -Okay. 672 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:08,303 -Let's do... -Let's do Joey first. 673 00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:10,430 So the dry cleaner's wife, 674 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:13,600 Felicity... okay, this is, uh, in London, Felicity. 675 00:32:13,683 --> 00:32:16,436 -That's later. -Tick-tick-tick-tock-tock-tock. 676 00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:19,147 Kate is season one. Put that there. 677 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:22,108 Okay, Felicity... This is in London. 678 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:23,985 This looks like Kathy's next. 679 00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:26,029 Kathy there. Chandler loves her. 680 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,530 -Go, go, go, go! -Now Felicity... 681 00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,407 You guys have to do everything together? 682 00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:31,534 -I think, um... -Yeah... 683 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,411 What is this, co-dependent... 684 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:35,580 -Okay, Rob. -All right, um... 685 00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:38,208 Roger, season one. Season one. 686 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,460 I have Rob, Sergei, and Jake. 687 00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,420 Sergei or Sergei? 688 00:32:42,504 --> 00:32:46,132 -He's much later. -Yeah, this is like over here. 689 00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:50,095 -I think it's Rob... -Jake is later on too. 690 00:32:50,178 --> 00:32:53,181 -I'm gonna put Rob here. -Go! 691 00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:54,265 Ring the bell. 692 00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:00,438 Okay. Let's see how you did. 693 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,483 More work to do. Go, go, go, go, go! 694 00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:05,568 These are right, so I'll swap these. 695 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:09,489 Go ring the bell! Let's go! Let's see. 696 00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:13,493 Yes! Go, go! Go to Central Perk and hit the clock. 697 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:14,703 Get your timer stopped. 698 00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:18,665 Are they gonna make it? 699 00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:32,971 Okay, Team Lobster, you made it! 700 00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:34,931 We have one more game to play. 701 00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:38,059 It's time for our end game, The One Where You Know The One. 702 00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:40,520 For the last time, everybody, 703 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,272 head to your buzzers. 704 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,108 Go, go, go. 705 00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:53,366 Okay. This is the last time you will be in Central Perk 706 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:56,536 because at the end of the game, one of you teams 707 00:33:56,619 --> 00:34:00,582 will be crowned the ultimate Fast Friends champions 708 00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:04,419 and take home the incredible Geller Cup. 709 00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:12,135 Okay, the butt on this thing is wild, by the way. 710 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:14,262 I don't think we can even show it on TV. 711 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,973 It's like a episode of Euphoria over here. 712 00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:21,226 Anyway. I will be reading a description of an episode. 713 00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:23,438 Buzz in as soon as you think you know 714 00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:26,399 the name of the episode I'm describing. 715 00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:28,693 Each correct answer will give you a 30-second bonus. 716 00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:30,612 If you get it wrong, you're frozen out 717 00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:32,112 until the next question. 718 00:34:32,197 --> 00:34:33,572 There's three questions, 719 00:34:33,656 --> 00:34:36,159 so there's 90 seconds up for grabs. 720 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:39,411 All right? Friends, enemies, 721 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:40,705 frenemies, 722 00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:42,623 it's time to see who'll take home 723 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,042 the Geller Cup. 724 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,793 -Are you ready? -Ready. 725 00:34:45,877 --> 00:34:48,254 -Yeah. -Question number one. 726 00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:50,924 "In this episode from season four, 727 00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:53,467 Chandler is extremely repentant 728 00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:55,219 for kissing Joey's girlfriend--" 729 00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:58,807 The One With Chandler in a Box? 730 00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:03,520 The One With Chandler in a Box is correct. 731 00:35:04,813 --> 00:35:09,943 Yep. You just earned yourself a 30-second bonus. 732 00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:13,405 Chandler spends a good part of this episode in a box 733 00:35:13,488 --> 00:35:15,240 to prove how good a friend he is, 734 00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:17,450 but can we get back to the subplot 735 00:35:17,534 --> 00:35:20,995 of Monica kissing Richard's son because-- ehh. 736 00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:23,248 I'm sorry, honey. I think it's twisted. 737 00:35:23,331 --> 00:35:25,125 -Yeah. -What's twisted? 738 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,335 Ugh. Me going out with Richard's son. 739 00:35:27,419 --> 00:35:29,045 Eew! 740 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,007 Eew, eew, eew. 741 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:35,343 Sounds like a really bad idea to me. 742 00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:40,640 Number two. 743 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:44,019 "In this season two episode, Monica gets a job 744 00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:46,688 with Mockolate, a synthetic substance 745 00:35:46,771 --> 00:35:50,608 Phoebe says is what evil must taste like. 746 00:35:50,692 --> 00:35:54,237 Ross is trying to decide between Rachel and Julie and--" 747 00:35:55,697 --> 00:35:57,866 -Suzanne. -The One With the List. 748 00:35:59,534 --> 00:36:01,327 -Correct. -Yeah! 749 00:36:03,246 --> 00:36:06,416 Ross learned the hard way to never leave a paper trail. 750 00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:09,419 He's gonna get my coat! Oh, my God, you guys! 751 00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:12,547 I can't believe this! This is unbelievable! 752 00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:14,883 -What's that? -What? Nothing. 753 00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:20,805 -I saw my name. What is it? -No, no, see? See? 754 00:36:20,889 --> 00:36:22,432 Hey, it's printing. 755 00:36:23,058 --> 00:36:24,726 Hey, it's printing! 756 00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:29,189 Okay. The last question. 757 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:32,650 "In this season three episode, 758 00:36:32,734 --> 00:36:34,694 Chandler and Janice break up 759 00:36:34,778 --> 00:36:37,989 and she goes back to her ex-husband. 760 00:36:38,073 --> 00:36:40,784 Phoebe is convinced someone she knows is dead 761 00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:42,660 because she went to the dentist, 762 00:36:42,744 --> 00:36:47,040 so when Joey notices that ugly naked guy is unusually--" 763 00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:49,668 Brad. 764 00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:52,754 The One With the Giant Poking Device? 765 00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:56,466 -Brad, you're correct. -Yeah! 766 00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:02,097 -We all got one. -We all got one! 767 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:05,141 That is probably the best way to poke an ugly naked guy-- 768 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:06,351 from afar. 769 00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:07,977 We're approaching the window. 770 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:14,192 Thread the needle. Thread the needle. 771 00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:22,409 He's alive. He's alive! 772 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,454 Good job. You each got one? That was crazy. 773 00:37:26,538 --> 00:37:27,914 -It was. -Yes! 774 00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:29,749 Your Friends knowledge is undeniable, 775 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,835 but one team is about to be declared 776 00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:34,629 the ultimate Friends superfans 777 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:37,382 and take home this Geller Cup. 778 00:37:37,465 --> 00:37:40,760 The moment has come. 779 00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:43,388 Here are your run times. 780 00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:45,682 Bamboozlers. 781 00:37:45,765 --> 00:37:49,269 Your unadjusted run time is... 782 00:37:49,352 --> 00:37:51,730 5 minutes and 34 seconds. 783 00:37:52,605 --> 00:37:54,065 Okay. 784 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,110 -Okay. Okay. -Yeah. 785 00:37:57,193 --> 00:37:58,820 Team The Rachel. 786 00:37:59,904 --> 00:38:02,782 Your unadjusted run time is... 787 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:05,535 5 minutes and 15 seconds. 788 00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:06,911 Wow. 789 00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:12,792 Finally, Team Lobster, 790 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:16,546 your unadjusted run time is... 791 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,798 5 minutes and 41 seconds. 792 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,721 Now, this race is amazingly close. 793 00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:28,016 There is less than 30 seconds separating our three teams, 794 00:38:28,099 --> 00:38:31,436 so it all comes down to the penalties and the bonuses 795 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:33,229 to get your official run times. 796 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:38,109 In third place with an adjusted run time 797 00:38:38,193 --> 00:38:41,863 of 5 minutes and 1 second is... 798 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:49,371 Team Lobster. 799 00:38:56,002 --> 00:38:58,338 That means it's down to The Bamboozlers 800 00:38:58,421 --> 00:38:59,923 and The Rachel. 801 00:39:01,966 --> 00:39:07,263 With an adjusted time of 4 minutes and 20 seconds, 802 00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,140 today's winning team... 803 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,145 is... 804 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:19,693 The Rachel. 805 00:39:25,782 --> 00:39:27,992 If anyone ever challenges your Friends knowledge 806 00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:29,577 as long as you live, just show them 807 00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:31,788 this two by four with a troll attached to it. 808 00:39:31,830 --> 00:39:34,040 Bamboozlers, your adjusted time 809 00:39:34,124 --> 00:39:37,210 was 4 minutes and 44 seconds. 810 00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:39,587 -Respect. -Let's go, let's go. 811 00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:41,840 That was amazing. 812 00:39:41,923 --> 00:39:45,051 But our champions, The Rachel, have earned this. 813 00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:47,303 But thank God you own a hair salon. 814 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:48,722 Can you fix this? 815 00:39:49,514 --> 00:39:50,765 Oh, my gosh. 816 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:52,517 That's it for Fast Friends. 817 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,603 For all of you at home, you're my lobster. 818 00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:58,565 And that's a big deal, because I'm allergic to shellfish. 819 00:39:58,648 --> 00:40:00,650 Thanks for tuning in. 820 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:02,527 Thank you. 821 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:03,945 Okay! 822 00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:07,490 Oh, my God! 823 00:40:10,201 --> 00:40:11,911 Hide the butt. Hide the butt. 824 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:15,290 Good job! 825 00:40:26,468 --> 00:40:31,681 So no one told you life was gonna be this way 826 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:33,641 Your job's a joke you're broke 827 00:40:33,725 --> 00:40:36,895 Your love life's DOA 828 00:40:36,978 --> 00:40:41,066 It's like you're always stuck in second gear 829 00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:44,402 When it hasn't been your day your week, your month 830 00:40:44,486 --> 00:40:46,905 Or even your year, but 831 00:40:46,988 --> 00:40:50,283 I'll be there for you 832 00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:52,994 'Cause you're there for me too 833 00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:59,209 So no one told you life was gonna be this way 834 00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:01,628 Your job's a joke you're broke 835 00:41:01,711 --> 00:41:04,506 Your love life's DOA 836 00:41:04,589 --> 00:41:08,968 It's like you're always stuck in second gear 837 00:41:09,052 --> 00:41:12,514 When it hasn't been your day your week, your month 838 00:41:12,597 --> 00:41:14,557 Or even your year, but