1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:04,254 The race is going to go from here to here. 2 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:07,465 Now, the one who comes in last stays! 3 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,801 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys. 4 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:12,554 Okay. On your mark, get set, 5 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:13,763 go! 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,849 -[Phoebe] Go, go! -[Joey] Come on, Robot! 7 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,851 [toy dog yipping] 8 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:20,228 What are you barking at? 9 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,653 Well, how is that gonna help? 10 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:32,782 I bought you! How did I forget that that's all you do? 11 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,285 Way to go, Robot! 12 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,037 Good job, Alan. 13 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,874 -Hey, good race, you guys. -Yeah. See you later. 14 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,043 No. No, no, wait. 15 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,711 We didn't lose. 16 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:46,713 The rules clearly stated 17 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:49,382 that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. 18 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,885 Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, 19 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:54,012 -so technically-- -They left. 20 00:00:57,265 --> 00:01:00,894 [host] For 30 years, Friends has affected us all. 21 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,479 I think the true magic of Friends 22 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,105 is that it can really reflect every journey of life 23 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,399 that you're on. 24 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,109 If it weren't for Friends, 25 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,278 I would still have a lot of growing up to do. 26 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,947 If it wasn't for Friends, I wouldn't have 27 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:17,410 all this merch in my house that my wife wishes I didn't. 28 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,788 Like this key chain with Chandler and Monica. 29 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,539 If it wasn't for Friends, 30 00:01:22,664 --> 00:01:26,002 my life would 100 percent not be the same. 31 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,295 It's the reason I met my husband. 32 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,548 [cheers and applause] 33 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:35,261 I cannot believe this is my last time on this set. 34 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,721 Our three winners... 35 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,771 ...face off in our grand finale. 36 00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:47,107 Go! 37 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,274 -Here it is. -Okay. 38 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,819 -...all racing... -Go, go, go! 39 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:54,030 ...to become Fast Friends champions... 40 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,157 -Bring it on. -Could you be any more Phoebe? 41 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,326 -Correct! -Yeah! 42 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:01,746 ...and take on the legendary 43 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:03,289 Geller Cup. 44 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,585 The butt on this thing is wild. 45 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,170 ["I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts playing] 46 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:17,721 ♪ So no one told you life was gonna be this way ♪ 47 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,931 ♪ Your job's a joke you're broke ♪ 48 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:23,018 ♪ Your love life's DOA ♪ 49 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:27,522 ♪ It's like you're always stuck in second gear ♪ 50 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,567 ♪ When it hasn't been your day your week, your month ♪ 51 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,278 ♪ Or even your year, but ♪ 52 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:36,364 ♪ I'll be there for you ♪ 53 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,451 ♪ 'Cause you're there for me too ♪ 54 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,454 [music fades] 55 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,666 [indistinct chatter] 56 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,126 [cheers and applause] 57 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:51,713 -Hello! -[woman] Hey! 58 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,132 Hi. 59 00:02:56,968 --> 00:03:00,388 I cannot believe this is my last time on this set. 60 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,099 Don't even bother trying to take anything from the set. 61 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,225 They glued it all down. 62 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,519 This is so wild! 63 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,814 Give yourself some love for making it this far. 64 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:13,735 Welcome to the finale of Fast Friends. 65 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:16,780 You are the three teams that are our finalists. 66 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,991 We have a team of friends. We have a team of lovers, 67 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,243 and another team of friends. 68 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,454 How are y'all doing, Team Rachel? 69 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,456 -We're feeling good. -So excited, so excited. 70 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,625 Yeah? What did you learn about yourselves, 71 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:31,628 about each other in the last game that you won? 72 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,463 That we are awesome, amazing. 73 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,548 -[laughter] -Just like we thought. 74 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,341 -Yes. -So we learned nothing. 75 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,096 So this confirmed your suspicion. 76 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,430 -Yeah. -All right, Team Lobster. 77 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,100 -[both] Hi. -Y'all crushed it. 78 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,810 -[Riordan] Thank you. -How are you feeling? 79 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,770 Are you excited, are you nervous? 80 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,939 I think a little bit of everything. 81 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:54,651 Our first run-through was pretty hectic. 82 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,195 -Mm-hmm. -And smooth at the same time. 83 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,197 Like your boyfriend's chest at your mom's house? 84 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,782 [laughter] 85 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:03,368 You run a salon-- shouldn't that be happening in a salon? 86 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,537 I would say leave it to the professionals. 87 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,790 Well, she's a professional when it comes to Friends trivia. 88 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:10,458 You just nailed it. 89 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:14,129 All right, Team The Bamboozlers. 90 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,839 You're wearing overalls today, Zach, 91 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,798 -so you mean business. -I mean business. 92 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:22,178 Y'all won your episode. What did that feel like? 93 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,555 Surprising. 94 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,266 And then did you guys feel 95 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:29,811 like you had any kind of strengths, weaknesses? 96 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,312 Running was tough. 97 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,399 Getting in and out of the cab... 98 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,317 -Hard. -More difficult than it looked. 99 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,863 Okay. Well, tonight y'all and everybody watching at home 100 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,158 will be pushed to the limit as we test your Friends knowledge. 101 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,909 You're gonna face the toughest games yet 102 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:49,247 in pursuit of the Geller Cup! 103 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:52,917 [cheers and applause] 104 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,879 I saw that thing on set earlier and I thought it was my baby. 105 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,922 I was like, "Oh, no." 106 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,884 We need to get my baby a hair appointment with you. 107 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,969 To win this game, you'll have to be as ruthless 108 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,763 as Phoebe driving to the airport. 109 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,890 You know the drill, we need to find out 110 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,309 who is going to dive into the Friends world first, 111 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,062 and it's time to play The One With the Pause. 112 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,564 Get to your buzzers. Let's get started. 113 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:18,276 [cheers and applause] 114 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:21,571 All right. I'm gonna play a clip from the show. 115 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:25,450 When the clip pauses, be the fastest to buzz in 116 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,743 and complete the line. 117 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,578 Get it right, take a seat on the couch. 118 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,164 The first team with both players on the couch 119 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:33,041 will be first to race. 120 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,543 The second team seated will be the second. 121 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,046 You should know this by now, I'm so bored of saying this. 122 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,340 You get it, right? Can we just play? 123 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,134 All right, let's begin with our first clip. 124 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,136 Wait a minute. 125 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:47,806 I saw that on the Discovery Channel. 126 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,517 Yeah. About jellyfish and how if you-- 127 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,312 Eew! 128 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,648 You peed on yourself? 129 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,608 -Eew! -Eew! 130 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,903 You can't say that! You don't know! 131 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,781 I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. 132 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,242 Anyway, I-I tried, 133 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,328 but I-I couldn't bend that way. 134 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,332 So... 135 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,670 [all] Eew! 136 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,632 [ding] 137 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,260 -Brad. -"That's right. I stepped up!" 138 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,930 Let's see if that's correct. 139 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,392 That's right. I stepped up! 140 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,772 She's my friend, and she needed help. 141 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,192 If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you. 142 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:43,653 [Whitney] Okay. 143 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,364 Brad, that was correct! 144 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:49,576 If the other half of The Bamboozlers 145 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:53,204 gets this next one, you two will be first to run. 146 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:56,166 Let's go for the next clip, please. 147 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,710 Actually, I haven't even been home yet. 148 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,754 Do you mind if I check my messages? 149 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,213 Oh, yeah, go ahead. 150 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,636 Rach, I got a message from you. 151 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,642 Who's Michael? 152 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,228 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Ross, no. 153 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,646 Hang up the phone. Gimme the phone. 154 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,483 Gimme the phone, gimme the phone, gimme the phone! 155 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,325 You're over me? 156 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,911 Oh, God. 157 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,455 -What-- you're, uh... -Oh, God. 158 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,500 -You're-you're over me? -Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 159 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,670 Oh, God. 160 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,296 When... 161 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,090 -[ding] -Zach. 162 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,677 When were you... under me? 163 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,762 Let's see if you're correct. 164 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,766 When were you... 165 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:56,935 under me? 166 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:03,108 [Whitney] Whoo! Bamboozlers. 167 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,573 You dorks will be racing first. 168 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,076 -[laughter] -With a 30-second bonus 169 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,620 which means 30 seconds will be deducted 170 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,831 from your overall runtime. 171 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,874 Who will be joining you on the couch first? 172 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,960 Let's find out by rolling that next clip. 173 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,254 [sniffling] 174 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,423 Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, 175 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,883 or do you have some time? 176 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:32,929 We got some time. 177 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,222 Okay. Should we get some coffee? 178 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:36,975 Sure. 179 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,059 [Rachel sniffling] Okay. 180 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,730 -[ding] -Suzanne? 181 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:43,857 "Where?" 182 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,984 Let's see if that's correct. 183 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,196 -Where? -[Michelle] Whoo! 184 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,990 [Whitney] Suzanne... 185 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,992 great call. 186 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:57,162 If Michelle gets this next one, she will join you 187 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,997 and y'all will be going second. 188 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,834 All right, let's see who's next. Let's play the clip. 189 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,671 -Oh, my God. -[Rachel] What? 190 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,049 Nothing. Nothing. 191 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,550 What? What's wrong? 192 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,344 I just... 193 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,182 I just have this really strong feeling that... 194 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,391 [ding] 195 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,061 -Michelle. -[exhales sharply] 196 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,063 "This cat is my mother"? 197 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,523 That's weird. Let's see. 198 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,694 ...this cat is my mother. 199 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,364 You mean the mom you met in Montauk? 200 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,698 She was a cat? 201 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,369 All right, Michelle, come on down. 202 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:41,081 Congratulations. The Rachel, you'll be running second 203 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,250 with a 15-second bonus for Lobster. 204 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:47,253 There has to be a third place. I'm afraid that you are it. 205 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,589 -That's okay. -Bamboozlers, please join me 206 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,384 in your starting position, let's go! 207 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,428 -I'm Brad. -I'm Zach. 208 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,305 [both] We're The Bamboozlers. 209 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,557 And how the hell did we get to the finale? 210 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,851 We have kicked so much ass. 211 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,395 Yeah! [laughing] 212 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,814 [Brad] Making it to the finals was not easy, 213 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:10,151 and I feel like here we are in for a much tougher time. 214 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,613 I think a lot of what's gonna help us in this finale 215 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,657 is us being on the same wavelength. 216 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,992 -[both] Vegas. -Team Lobster, Team Rachel, 217 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:21,413 -bring it on. -The claws, the hair, done. 218 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:26,418 Okay, Bamboozlers, your first stop will be Monica's apartment. 219 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,962 There is a Christmas card there for you. 220 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,964 The Little General is holding on to it. 221 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,092 It's not Joey's little general. We're a family show. 222 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,219 -Are you ready? -Ready. 223 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,762 -Go! -[ding] 224 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,514 I'll see you soon! Go, go, go! 225 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,809 Okay, Phoebes, you look in the kitchen. 226 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,228 -I will look in the back closet. -I can save you time. 227 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,604 I'm right here. 228 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,400 Yeah. Chandler, why don't you take a walk? 229 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,360 This doesn't concern you. 230 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,905 We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica. 231 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,407 What? That's terrible. 232 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,242 No, no. We do it every year. 233 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,953 Oh, well, that-that makes it not terrible. 234 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,248 [cheers and applause] 235 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,958 Look. 236 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,004 "Happy holidays from your friends! 237 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,630 Enjoy our gifts!" 238 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,717 Oh, great. You found the card and you can read! 239 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,803 Good news. Okay, one of you get one of those gifts. 240 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,931 Bring it to the kitchen table. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 241 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,434 Well, Team Red, because duh. 242 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,311 Okay, let's not get political. 243 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,688 Here are the rules. When you open the gift, 244 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,648 I'm gonna ask you a question about it. 245 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,525 Answer correctly and you'll move on. 246 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,612 Answer incorrectly, and you have to unwrap another gift 247 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,614 until you get it right. 248 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,825 If we can build a lead early and maintain the lead, 249 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,285 I think we're gonna win it. 250 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,246 Who's it from? Who's it to? Let's see what you got. 251 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,415 -Uh, "To Rachel from Ross." -Aw. 252 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,668 Aw! 253 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,503 Oh. 254 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:56,091 Okay. "Rachel refuses to accept this gift from Ross. 255 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:59,219 Who does he end up giving it to instead?" 256 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,556 -Oh. I have no idea. -Um... 257 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,976 -Uh... -[murmuring] Joey, uh... 258 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,229 -He had the most fun. -I think it's Joey. 259 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,647 -[both] Joey. -Incorrect. 260 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,233 -It was Gunther. -Oh! 261 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,819 -You get it. -Okay, okay, all right. 262 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,904 -All right. -Come on, the clock is ticking. 263 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,448 Okay, okay, okay, go, go, go, go! 264 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:24,536 -"To Monica from Chandler." -Okay, let's go, let's go. 265 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,871 Oh, my goodness. Okay. 266 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,500 -What is this? -Do you not know what that is? 267 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,586 -I do. DVD. -I hate you. 268 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,506 "Chandler gives this mixtape to Monica for Valentine's Day, 269 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,966 but he didn't make it. Who did?" 270 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,592 -Janice! -Correct! 271 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:44,305 [Janice] That's why I made you this tape. Happy birthday! 272 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,225 Love Janice. Muah! 273 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,566 No. You're the sweetest... 274 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,069 'Kay. Go ahead to Joey's apartment. 275 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,738 Find the missing remote. 276 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,365 Remote! 277 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,825 Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, 278 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,828 I have read everything you've ever written. I mean it. 279 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,413 When I read Europhia at Midnight, 280 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,123 all I wanted to do was become a writer. 281 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,126 Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. 282 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,879 You just start with half a dozen European cities, 283 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,465 throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia, 284 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,759 and, bam, you have got yourself a book. 285 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,180 My mother, ladies and gentlemen. 286 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,475 [Zach] Okay, okay... 287 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,019 -[Brad] Oh! I got it, I got it. -Oh, you got it? 288 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,688 You found the remote. Sit in your chairs. 289 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,482 It's time to start the next game. 290 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:39,486 It is time to play The One Where You Answer Like Chandler. 291 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,364 And for this one, we have a very special guest, 292 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,699 the legendary Morgan Fairchild. 293 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,326 [cheers and applause] 294 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,996 You know her as Chandler's mom Nora Bing. 295 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,957 Hello, Fast Friends, and good luck. 296 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,835 -Thanks, Morgan. -Let's get right to it. 297 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,587 I'll say a quote from the show. 298 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:01,132 All you have to do is tell me which character said the line. 299 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,719 And you have to answer like Chandler. 300 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:08,848 So if I said "my sandwich," you'd say 301 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,601 -"Could you be any more Ross?" -[Zach mouthing along] 302 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,353 Here's your first quote. 303 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,690 This line is where one of the friends 304 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,651 realizes they may have overshared. 305 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,779 "You think I go around broadcasting it 306 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,532 like some kind of unstoppable moron?" 307 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,330 -Sure. -[both] Can I be 308 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,040 any more Chandler? 309 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,877 -That's incorrect. -[both] Oh! 310 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,671 -Oh, no! -It was Ross. 311 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,507 People are gonna be yelling at their TVs 312 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,843 that we did not get that right. 313 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,428 On to your second question. 314 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,805 -Okay, okay. -This was someone's answer 315 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,808 to a trivia question on a game show. 316 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,144 "Paper, snow... a ghost." 317 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,354 Could I be any more Joey? 318 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,317 -That's correct. -Nice! 319 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,319 -Ten-second bonus! -Ooh! 320 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,864 This is your last and final question. 321 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:10,035 This line is from a scene revolving around commitment. 322 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:15,415 "Am I ready to take my grade-A loins off the meat market?" 323 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,541 Chandler. 324 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,085 Could I be any more Chandler? 325 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,257 -That's incorrect. -Oh, my God! 326 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,343 -It was Phoebe. -How's that going? 327 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,679 -Is it getting serious? -I don't know, I don't know. 328 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,598 I mean, you know, I like him. 329 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,975 But, you know, am I ready to take my grade-A loins 330 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,144 off the meat market? I'm not quite sure. 331 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,605 -[both] Oh... -Oh, no! 332 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,231 Wasn't our best game. 333 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,359 Hurry. Get to the most sacred place on the show. 334 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,904 Go to the Vegas Wedding Chapel and open the doors 335 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:49,032 and I'll be here hanging out with my new friend Morgan. 336 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,825 [cheers and applause] 337 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,829 ["The Wedding March" begins playing] 338 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,290 Okay. This is it! 339 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,250 We're gonna get married. 340 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,127 Are you sure you wanna do this? 341 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:05,632 [laughing] 342 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,094 Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! 343 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,805 Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! 344 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,765 Whoo! 345 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,475 [Rachel] Wait-- okay. 346 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,977 [Ross whimpering] 347 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,898 [cheers and applause] 348 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,025 -Okay. -[Whitney] Look what you found, 349 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,236 all of Ross and Rachel's exes. 350 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,405 We are gathered here in this sacred place 351 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,949 where Ross and Rachel finally had the wedding 352 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,450 every American dreams of, 353 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,285 drunk in the gambling capital of the world 354 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,829 with Sharpie all over your face. 355 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,665 In this game your job is to wade 356 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,167 through the romantic histories of Ross and Rachel, 357 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,295 put their partners in the correct chronological order 358 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,588 on these displays. 359 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,800 Earliest ex here, most recent ex here. 360 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,635 When you think you have it, you're gonna go back 361 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,264 to the chapel doors and ring the bell. All right... 362 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,306 Go. 363 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,768 [Brad] Carol's first, obviously. 364 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,228 Um... 365 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,022 I wanna say Mona's last? 366 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,358 -I think, um... -Mona's what, season seven? 367 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,277 -Jesus. -I can't remember if Danny 368 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,695 -or Tag are next. -Chloe is before... 369 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,906 -This was the Eddie... -Emily's season four. 370 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,284 Emily's season four. Cheryl's throwing me off. 371 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,327 -I don't remember when... -No, I think-- 372 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,704 [Whitney] Classic Cheryl. 373 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,539 Who the hell is Cheryl? 374 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,750 When did he date Cheryl? 375 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:25,420 -She was the dirty girl. -Name her the Dirty Girl then! 376 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,838 [laughing] 377 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,132 I think it's Emily... then Cheryl? 378 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,508 Go, go, go, go, go! 379 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,887 -What do you have? -Then Tag, Danny, Joshua. 380 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,473 -Okay, okay. -Ring the bell! 381 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,933 Let's see how you did. 382 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,689 Oh! Just a moment, just a moment. 383 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,983 -Get by the bell! -[Zach] It's just the two. 384 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,611 -Come on back. -Okay, ring the bell! 385 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,613 Let's see how you did. You got it! 386 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,531 Back to Central Perk. Stop your timer! 387 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,409 Go, go, go, go, go! My God. 388 00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,205 [bells chiming] 389 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,375 [cheers and applause] 390 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,711 -[ding] -Whoo! 391 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,296 [Brad] Being back in Central Perk, 392 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,715 the adrenaline has rushed back into us. 393 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,093 We're ready to stand at our buzzer again 394 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,637 and show the other teams who's boss. 395 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:20,058 Great job, Bamboozlers. 396 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,268 Y'all nailed it. You worked really hard. 397 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,020 You knew a lot of the trivia. 398 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:27,232 We will reveal your times at the end of the show. 399 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,442 The Rachel, it's time to get going. 400 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,904 Y'all go sit down. You guys come on down. 401 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,864 -I'm Michelle. -I'm Suzanne. 402 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,534 And The Rachel is back. 403 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,911 -We made it. -Finale! 404 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,414 Last time we did really well. We were really proud. 405 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,624 [Suzanne] But looking at our competition, 406 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,793 we know we've gotta bring it. 407 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,752 Aah! 408 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,170 Team Lobster is quiet. 409 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,672 They're a couple. 410 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,882 They're freaking me out a little bit. 411 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,926 I feel like they know a lot more than I think. 412 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,430 Though we may not be able to read 'em, we're gonna beat 'em. 413 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,349 Because it is the finale, there may be a few curveballs. 414 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:04,060 But we know the game. It's about being fast. 415 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,438 Tonight we're gonna smash that button. 416 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,107 We're here. We are ready to win it. 417 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,360 Okay, The Rachel, y'all have done this before. 418 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,529 It is your turn to run to Monica's apartment 419 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,281 to get your first clue. 420 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,199 -Are you ready? -We're ready. 421 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:22,203 Start your timer before you go to get that clock going. 422 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,830 -Go. -[ding] 423 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,290 Good job. 424 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,128 I couldn't find anything at Joey-- hey, wait-- 425 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,421 Yeah, we found them 426 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,882 in the guest room closet behind some coats. 427 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,383 And you have nothing to worry about 428 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,135 'cause they're all crap. 429 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,973 Those are my gifts. I got those for you. 430 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,435 [cheers and applause] 431 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,479 The nutcracker. Here it is, here it is. 432 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,564 -[Suzanne] Okay. -"Happy holidays 433 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,692 from your friends! Enjoy your gifts!" 434 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,028 All right. Whoo, this is so exciting. 435 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,280 You get to open some iconic gifts from Friends 436 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,991 and then give them back immediately when you're done. 437 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,494 Sit down. One of you, grab one gift 438 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,038 and bring it back over to the kitchen table. 439 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,207 -Who's gonna get the gift? -Suzanne. 440 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,167 -Okay, let's go, Suzanne. -Go, go, go! 441 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,878 Oh, my gosh. Uh... 442 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,089 Go, go! Yes! 443 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,383 It does matter, but it also doesn't matter. 444 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,718 Who's it to, who's it from? Why do you hate nutcrackers? 445 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,513 "To Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey from Monica, Ross and Chandler." 446 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,015 -Okay, open it! -Oh, open it. Open it, open it. 447 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,061 Oh, gosh. Teamwork makes the dream work. 448 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,855 Are you one of those people that saves wrapping paper? 449 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,650 -Okay, what is it? -Okay, um, tickets 450 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,360 to Hootie & the Blowfish. 451 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,529 "Who got a hickey backstage at the Hootie show?" 452 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,948 -Monica! -Yeah! 453 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,533 Who gave you that hickey? 454 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,703 That would be the work of a blowfish. 455 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:48,331 Okay, head to Joey's apartment. Find the boys' remote control. 456 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,166 Go, go, go, go! Okay. 457 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,253 I guess I'm cleaning that up. I guess this is my problem now. 458 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:56,923 I mean, 'cause I have to do everything here. My God. 459 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,677 -[peeping] -[quack] 460 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,596 [peeping and quacking] 461 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,474 Could we be more white trash? 462 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,812 -Remote, remote, remote-- -Where-where-- 463 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,067 Not there. 464 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,403 -Got it! -Okay, good. 465 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,489 You found the remote. Now sit in the chairs, please. 466 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:24,826 We're a little worried that the trivia's gonna get harder 467 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,120 and the games a little more difficult, 468 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,872 but we're feeling good. 469 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,417 It is time to play The One Where You Answer Like Chandler. 470 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,754 For this game, we have a special guest host, 471 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,380 the great Morgan Fairchild. 472 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,631 Hello, contestants. 473 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:43,094 You may know her as Chandler's mom Nora Bing. 474 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,722 Take it away, Mo-Mo! 475 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,308 Hi. I've taken time out from my latest book tour 476 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,478 to help you play your next game. 477 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:54,230 In this one, you get to be the funny one 478 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,609 because you get to answer like my baby boy... 479 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,736 -[chuckles] -...Chandler Bing. 480 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,696 Now, your first question. 481 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:07,369 This is a classic response to a dancing friend's entrance. 482 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,496 "Gloria Estefan was right. 483 00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:12,999 Eventually, the rhythm is gonna get ya." 484 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,212 [in unison] "Could you be any more Chandler?" 485 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,633 -That's correct. -Yes! 486 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,718 Ten-second bonus. 487 00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,429 Let's move on to your second question. 488 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,683 Only one friend would have said this. 489 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:32,143 "Rules help control the fun." 490 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:36,356 [in unison] "Could you be any more Monica?" 491 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,652 -That's correct. -Yes! 492 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:41,986 Ten-second bonus. 493 00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:45,156 And here is your last and final question. 494 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,742 This is a line from a prank phone call. 495 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:52,831 "This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University. 496 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:56,292 We'd like you to come onboard with us full-time." 497 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,878 [suspenseful music plays] 498 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,382 -Joey? -Okay. 499 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,592 [in unison] "Could you be any more Joey?" 500 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,555 -Yeah! -[Morgan] Incorrect. 501 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,973 Oh! 502 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,391 It was Rachel. 503 00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:13,101 Hello, Ross, this is Dr. McNeely 504 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:16,021 [Irish accent] from the Fake Accent University. 505 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,857 We'd like you to come onboard with us full-time. 506 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,651 Y'all need to go to Sin City. 507 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,571 Go to the Vegas Wedding Chapel set ASAP. 508 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:27,282 Go and open the doors. Go, go, go, go, go. 509 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:28,533 Your time is running. 510 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,952 I guess by the powers vested in me 511 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,954 by the state of New York 512 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,956 and the Internet guys... 513 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:41,713 ...I now pronounce you husband and wife. 514 00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:43,965 Oh, wait. [sighs] 515 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:46,593 -Do you take each other? -I do. 516 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,887 -I do. -Yeah, you do. 517 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:57,771 [Whitney] Nice. You guys recognize this place? 518 00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,731 -Yes. -Of course you do. 519 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,775 Just in case at home you don't remember, 520 00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:03,818 it's the episode where Ross sees Rachel naked, 521 00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:06,821 they go to Vegas, get drunk, and finally get married. 522 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,907 Anyway, this is about Monica and Chandler. 523 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,910 Your job is to sort through the string of relationships 524 00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,661 Monica and Chandler went through 525 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:16,831 before they finally fell into each other's arms in London. 526 00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:20,794 Put their past relationships in chronological order. 527 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:23,296 That's one of our favorite things about Friends, 528 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,131 all of the relationships. 529 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,508 -Ready? -Yep. 530 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,927 -Go. -[cheers and applause] 531 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,682 -This is the oldest. -Right. 532 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,225 And then, who we got there? 533 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,310 I think Paul the wine guy's next. 534 00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:39,104 Do you think he's next? 535 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:40,939 Yes... 536 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,191 -I got-- -Take 'em all, take 'em all. 537 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:46,319 -That's a much better plan! -Okay. 538 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,905 Look at mine, tell me if I'm doing a good job. 539 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,616 -Look at mine, look at mine. -I got, uh... 540 00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,952 Ginger. I got Kathy. 541 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,621 -Joanna. -Okay, let's check it out. 542 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,832 Go, go, go, you too! You too! 543 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,459 Okay. Time. Let's see how you did. 544 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:06,798 Okay... 545 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:10,510 You still have work to do. Go, go, go, go, go! 546 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:13,138 Okay, we got... 547 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,472 Fun Bobby? 548 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:16,975 That one's good, that one's good. 549 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,728 That one's fine. Yeah, go. Ring it, ring it. 550 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,815 Great! Go back to Central Perk now. 551 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,484 Stop your clock. Go, go, go, go! 552 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:31,031 [bells chiming] 553 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:36,036 [cheers and applause] 554 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,541 [Suzanne] I'm feeling extremely confident. 555 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,960 We are not going home without the Geller Cup. 556 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:47,297 Oh, my word. You know, when I first met you two ladies, 557 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:48,840 I thought you were kind of a Phoebe, 558 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,467 you were more of a Rachel. 559 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:53,845 After seeing you run that race, I feel like you're both Monicas. 560 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,847 [laughter] 561 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:59,809 All right. The Lobster, it is your turn. 562 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:01,686 Final team. Let's go. 563 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:04,064 Hi. I'm Halani, and this is my boyfriend Riordan, 564 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:07,067 and Team Lobster is back for the season finale 565 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,693 and we're so excited to be here. 566 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:12,072 [Riordan] Our first round we had some high highs, 567 00:26:12,197 --> 00:26:13,740 getting through the rooms quickly. 568 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:16,951 Then we had some low lows, getting roasted by our host. 569 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,703 -But... -We're good sports, so... 570 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:21,373 The titles of episodes were a little hard to remember. 571 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,500 There are 263 of them. 572 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,794 -There's 236. -Oh. What did I say? 573 00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:28,213 -63. -263. 574 00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:30,840 -That's wrong again. -2-- 236! 575 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:32,050 There you go. 576 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:34,177 We came back from behind the last round. 577 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,638 We're so quick, we're gonna end up on top. 578 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,306 This is the best of the best, 579 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,308 so we're taking home that Geller Cup. 580 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:43,520 Well, Lobster, your turn to head to Monica's apartment 581 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:45,063 and start the game. 582 00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:47,273 There's a little general there holding a Christmas card. 583 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:48,900 You're gonna open it. 584 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:51,361 Do not forget to hit the timer to start your clock. 585 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:53,196 Ready? Go. 586 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,657 -[ding] -Good job! 587 00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,077 Rach. Those are for you. 588 00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:01,329 Wiper blades. 589 00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:03,957 I don't even have a car. 590 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,336 No. But with this new car smell, you'll think you do. 591 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:13,133 Okay, Phoebes, your turn. 592 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,095 Oh! 593 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,097 Toilet seat covers! 594 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,269 Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas? 595 00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:26,771 -Mm-hmm. -You guys! 596 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:32,027 [cheers and applause] 597 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,821 "Happy holidays from your friends! 598 00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:37,365 -Enjoy our gifts!" -Oh, nice. 599 00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:38,825 There you are. 600 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:41,036 -Hi. -This game is all about 601 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,579 giving and receiving 602 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:45,165 and having and sharing. 603 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:47,208 Here is what we are gonna do. 604 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:49,669 Pick one of those gifts under the Christmas tree 605 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,421 bring it over to the kitchen table. 606 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,506 -Who's gonna get the gifts? -Me. 607 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:54,841 You? All right. 608 00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:56,384 And go. 609 00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:58,762 We're here to have fun, a lot of laughs, 610 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,598 but ultimately, we're here to win that trophy 611 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,475 and that's what we're gonna do. 612 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,518 Good choice. She thinks it's a Tiffany box. 613 00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:08,396 Wow. Bougie. Who's it to, who's it from? 614 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,358 -We're timed. -"To Rachel from Paolo." 615 00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:14,235 Whoo! Okay. All right. 616 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,906 "Rachel wears these shoes to Ross' grandmother's funeral 617 00:28:17,989 --> 00:28:20,784 and gets mud on them, but Ross has a bigger accident 618 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:23,161 a few moments later when he falls into what?" 619 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:25,246 -Uh, the grave. -Yes! 620 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,956 Okay! Now go to Joey's. 621 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,000 Find the lost remote. 622 00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:30,669 Good job. 623 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,797 -Hi... -Chandler. 624 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,298 -...mom. -[chuckles] 625 00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:37,592 Thanks for wearing... something. 626 00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:42,263 Oh, honey, this is so exciting! 627 00:28:42,347 --> 00:28:45,266 I thought we'd screwed you up so bad this day would never come. 628 00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:49,479 The remote is on the table. 629 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,189 Oh. Okay. 630 00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:53,441 Great. You found the remote 631 00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:54,943 and told your girlfriend what to do 632 00:28:55,026 --> 00:28:56,444 without being rude about it. 633 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:59,197 For this game, we have a very special guest host. 634 00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:02,617 I'm just gonna say it. It's the great Morgan Fairchild. 635 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:05,078 -Hello, darlings. -You know her as Chandler's mom, 636 00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:08,707 Nora Bing. She is gonna take it from here. 637 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,792 In this game, you get to pretend 638 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:14,337 to be my favorite friend, Chandler Bing. 639 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:16,172 I'll say a quote from the show. 640 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:19,592 All you have to do is tell me which character said the line. 641 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:21,594 Here's your first quote. 642 00:29:21,678 --> 00:29:24,806 This line had one too many words in it. 643 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:27,058 "Mmm. Noodle soup." 644 00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:31,980 -Joey, right? -Could it be any more Joey? 645 00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,066 That's correct. 646 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,068 Ten-second bonus. 647 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,112 Let's move on to your second question. 648 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:42,323 Now, one of the friends didn't want to accept change 649 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:45,744 and said, "You don't wanna live in Westchester. 650 00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:47,829 That's like the worst of the Chesters." 651 00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:50,498 -Could you be any more Phoebe? -[chuckles] 652 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:54,419 -Correct. -[both whoop] 653 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:56,338 This is your last and final question. 654 00:29:57,088 --> 00:30:00,342 Now, this line is all pros and no cons. 655 00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:03,053 "My wallet's too small for my 50s 656 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:05,764 and my diamond shoes are too tight." 657 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:08,308 Is that Chandler I feel like? 658 00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:11,186 Or Monica. Diamond shoes? She wanted diamond shoes. 659 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:12,771 Okay. Monica. 660 00:30:12,896 --> 00:30:15,106 [in unison] Could you be any more Monica? 661 00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:18,568 -Oh! -[Whitney] Oh, no. 662 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:21,029 That's incorrect. It was Chandler. 663 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,781 My wallet's too small for my 50s 664 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:24,616 and my diamond shoes are too tight. 665 00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:27,369 -Dang. -Okay, we gotta move. 666 00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:29,329 Head to the Vegas chapel downstairs. 667 00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:31,831 -Make sure to open the doors. -Okay. 668 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,291 And Morgan Fairchild, what an honor. 669 00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:36,044 Thank you so much. Can you even hear me? 670 00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:37,796 Goodbye, Whitney. 671 00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:39,381 You can see me? 672 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:41,508 So, Ross and Rachel got married. 673 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,719 Monica and Chandler almost got married. 674 00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:46,846 You think you and I should hook up? 675 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,893 Oh, we do. But not just yet. 676 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:55,355 Really? Well, when? 677 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:59,317 Okay, um [clears throat] well, 678 00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:01,528 first Chandler and Monica will get married 679 00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:03,905 and be filthy rich, by the way. 680 00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:05,990 -But, um, it won't work out. -Wow. 681 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:06,991 I know. 682 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:11,454 Then I'm gonna marry Chandler for the money, 683 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:14,958 and you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. 684 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,042 Great. 685 00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:19,713 But then we ditch those two, and that's when we get married. 686 00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:22,882 We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids, 687 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,592 and getting custody will be easy 688 00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:26,428 because of Rachel's drinking problem. 689 00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:29,514 Oh, oh, what about Ross? 690 00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:32,058 I don't wanna go into the whole thing but, um, 691 00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:33,560 we have words, and I kill him. 692 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:37,647 [cheers and applause] 693 00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:39,357 [Whitney] Okey-dokey. 694 00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:43,319 Here we are in a wedding chapel, 695 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:46,156 a place you go when you marry somebody. 696 00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:49,534 Marrying is something you do after a couple years. 697 00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:51,995 You've lived together for four years, not married, 698 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:54,456 whatever, just content. But this game is not about that. 699 00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:57,959 This is about Joey and Phoebe and their romantic histories. 700 00:31:58,043 --> 00:32:01,504 Halani's good at remembering what happened and when 701 00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:04,591 and I'm good at remembering who said what and where. 702 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,384 -Go. -Okay. 703 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:08,261 -Let's do... -Let's do Joey first. 704 00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:10,388 So the dry cleaner's wife, 705 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:13,558 Felicity... okay, this is, uh, in London, Felicity. 706 00:32:13,683 --> 00:32:16,394 -That's later. -Tick-tick-tick-tock-tock-tock. 707 00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:19,105 Kate is season one. Put that there. 708 00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:22,067 Okay, Felicity... This is in London. 709 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:23,943 [Halani] This looks like Kathy's next. 710 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:25,987 [Riordan] Kathy there. Chandler loves her. 711 00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:27,489 -Go, go, go, go! -Now Felicity... 712 00:32:27,572 --> 00:32:29,366 You guys have to do everything together? 713 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:31,493 -I think, um... -Yeah... 714 00:32:31,576 --> 00:32:33,370 What is this, co-dependent... 715 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:35,538 -Okay, Rob. -All right, um... 716 00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:38,166 Roger, season one. Season one. 717 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:40,418 I have Rob, Sergei, and Jake. 718 00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,379 Sergei or Sergei? 719 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:46,091 -He's much later. -Yeah, this is like over here. 720 00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:50,053 -[Halani] I think it's Rob... -Jake is later on too. 721 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:53,139 -I'm gonna put Rob here. -Go! 722 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:54,265 Ring the bell. 723 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:00,438 Okay. Let's see how you did. 724 00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:03,441 More work to do. Go, go, go, go, go! 725 00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:05,527 These are right, so I'll swap these. 726 00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:09,489 Go ring the bell! Let's go! Let's see. 727 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:13,451 Yes! Go, go! Go to Central Perk and hit the clock. 728 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:14,703 Get your timer stopped. 729 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:18,665 Are they gonna make it? 730 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:22,669 [bells chiming] 731 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:29,092 [cheers and applause] 732 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:32,929 Okay, Team Lobster, you made it! 733 00:33:33,013 --> 00:33:34,889 We have one more game to play. 734 00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:38,018 It's time for our end game, The One Where You Know The One. 735 00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:40,478 For the last time, everybody, 736 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,313 head to your buzzers. 737 00:33:43,648 --> 00:33:45,150 Go, go, go. 738 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:53,324 Okay. This is the last time you will be in Central Perk 739 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:56,494 because at the end of the game, one of you teams 740 00:33:56,619 --> 00:34:00,540 will be crowned the ultimate Fast Friends champions 741 00:34:00,623 --> 00:34:04,419 and take home the incredible Geller Cup. 742 00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:12,092 Okay, the butt on this thing is wild, by the way. 743 00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:14,179 I don't think we can even show it on TV. 744 00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:16,931 It's like a episode of Euphoria over here. 745 00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:21,186 Anyway. I will be reading a description of an episode. 746 00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:23,396 Buzz in as soon as you think you know 747 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,358 the name of the episode I'm describing. 748 00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:28,650 Each correct answer will give you a 30-second bonus. 749 00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:30,570 If you get it wrong, you're frozen out 750 00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:32,072 until the next question. 751 00:34:32,155 --> 00:34:33,531 There's three questions, 752 00:34:33,656 --> 00:34:36,117 so there's 90 seconds up for grabs. 753 00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:39,371 All right? Friends, enemies, 754 00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:40,663 frenemies, 755 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,581 it's time to see who'll take home 756 00:34:42,665 --> 00:34:44,000 the Geller Cup. 757 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,752 -Are you ready? -Ready. 758 00:34:45,877 --> 00:34:48,213 -Yeah. -Question number one. 759 00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:50,882 "In this episode from season four, 760 00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:53,426 Chandler is extremely repentant 761 00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:55,219 for kissing Joey's girlfriend--" 762 00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:58,807 The One With Chandler in a Box? 763 00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:03,561 The One With Chandler in a Box is correct. 764 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:09,901 Yep. You just earned yourself a 30-second bonus. 765 00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:13,363 Chandler spends a good part of this episode in a box 766 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,198 to prove how good a friend he is, 767 00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:17,409 but can we get back to the subplot 768 00:35:17,534 --> 00:35:20,954 of Monica kissing Richard's son because-- ehh. 769 00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:23,206 I'm sorry, honey. I think it's twisted. 770 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,083 -Yeah. -What's twisted? 771 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,293 Ugh. Me going out with Richard's son. 772 00:35:27,419 --> 00:35:29,087 Eew! 773 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,007 Eew, eew, eew. 774 00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:35,343 [Chandler] Sounds like a really bad idea to me. 775 00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:40,598 [Whitney] Number two. 776 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:43,977 "In this season two episode, Monica gets a job 777 00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:46,646 with Mockolate, a synthetic substance 778 00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:50,567 Phoebe says is what evil must taste like. 779 00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:54,279 Ross is trying to decide between Rachel and Julie and--" 780 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:57,866 -Suzanne. -The One With the List. 781 00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:01,327 -Correct. -Yeah! 782 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:06,374 Ross learned the hard way to never leave a paper trail. 783 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:09,377 He's gonna get my coat! Oh, my God, you guys! 784 00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:12,505 I can't believe this! This is unbelievable! 785 00:36:12,589 --> 00:36:14,883 -What's that? -What? Nothing. 786 00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:20,764 -I saw my name. What is it? -No, no, see? See? 787 00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:22,474 Hey, it's printing. 788 00:36:23,016 --> 00:36:24,726 Hey, it's printing! 789 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:29,147 [Whitney] Okay. The last question. 790 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:32,609 "In this season three episode, 791 00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:34,652 Chandler and Janice break up 792 00:36:34,778 --> 00:36:37,947 and she goes back to her ex-husband. 793 00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:40,742 Phoebe is convinced someone she knows is dead 794 00:36:40,825 --> 00:36:42,619 because she went to the dentist, 795 00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:47,040 so when Joey notices that ugly naked guy is unusually--" 796 00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:49,626 Brad. 797 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:52,754 The One With the Giant Poking Device? 798 00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:56,508 -Brad, you're correct. -Yeah! 799 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:02,055 -We all got one. -We all got one! 800 00:37:02,138 --> 00:37:05,100 That is probably the best way to poke an ugly naked guy-- 801 00:37:05,183 --> 00:37:06,309 from afar. 802 00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,019 We're approaching the window. 803 00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:14,192 Thread the needle. Thread the needle. 804 00:37:19,906 --> 00:37:22,409 He's alive. He's alive! 805 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,371 Good job. You each got one? That was crazy. 806 00:37:26,496 --> 00:37:27,831 -It was. -Yes! 807 00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:29,708 Your Friends knowledge is undeniable, 808 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,751 but one team is about to be declared 809 00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:34,587 the ultimate Friends superfans 810 00:37:34,671 --> 00:37:37,340 and take home this Geller Cup. 811 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:40,719 The moment has come. 812 00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:43,388 Here are your run times. 813 00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:45,640 Bamboozlers. 814 00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:49,227 Your unadjusted run time is... 815 00:37:49,352 --> 00:37:51,730 5 minutes and 34 seconds. 816 00:37:52,564 --> 00:37:55,191 -Okay. -[indistinct chatter] 817 00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:57,068 -Okay. Okay. -Yeah. 818 00:37:57,193 --> 00:37:58,820 Team The Rachel. 819 00:37:59,904 --> 00:38:02,782 Your unadjusted run time is... 820 00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:05,493 5 minutes and 15 seconds. 821 00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:06,911 [Halani] Wow. 822 00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:12,751 Finally, Team Lobster, 823 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:16,546 your unadjusted run time is... 824 00:38:17,088 --> 00:38:18,798 5 minutes and 41 seconds. 825 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,679 Now, this race is amazingly close. 826 00:38:24,763 --> 00:38:27,974 There is less than 30 seconds separating our three teams, 827 00:38:28,058 --> 00:38:31,394 so it all comes down to the penalties and the bonuses 828 00:38:31,478 --> 00:38:33,271 to get your official run times. 829 00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:38,068 In third place with an adjusted run time 830 00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:41,821 of 5 minutes and 1 second is... 831 00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:45,617 [suspenseful music plays] 832 00:38:48,286 --> 00:38:49,329 Team Lobster. 833 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,296 That means it's down to The Bamboozlers 834 00:38:58,421 --> 00:38:59,964 and The Rachel. 835 00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:07,222 With an adjusted time of 4 minutes and 20 seconds, 836 00:39:07,305 --> 00:39:09,140 today's winning team... 837 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:14,145 is... 838 00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:19,693 The Rachel. 839 00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:27,951 If anyone ever challenges your Friends knowledge 840 00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:29,536 as long as you live, just show them 841 00:39:29,619 --> 00:39:31,705 this two by four with a troll attached to it. 842 00:39:31,830 --> 00:39:33,998 Bamboozlers, your adjusted time 843 00:39:34,124 --> 00:39:37,168 was 4 minutes and 44 seconds. 844 00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:39,546 -Respect. -Let's go, let's go. 845 00:39:39,629 --> 00:39:41,798 [Whitney] That was amazing. 846 00:39:41,881 --> 00:39:45,010 But our champions, The Rachel, have earned this. 847 00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:47,262 But thank God you own a hair salon. 848 00:39:47,345 --> 00:39:48,722 Can you fix this? 849 00:39:49,514 --> 00:39:50,724 Oh, my gosh. 850 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:52,475 That's it for Fast Friends. 851 00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:55,562 For all of you at home, you're my lobster. 852 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:58,523 And that's a big deal, because I'm allergic to shellfish. 853 00:39:58,648 --> 00:40:00,608 Thanks for tuning in. 854 00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:02,485 Thank you. 855 00:40:02,569 --> 00:40:03,945 Okay! 856 00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:07,532 Oh, my God! 857 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,911 Hide the butt. Hide the butt. 858 00:40:13,872 --> 00:40:15,290 Good job! 859 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:26,384 ["I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts playing] 860 00:40:26,509 --> 00:40:31,723 ♪ So no one told you life was gonna be this way ♪ 861 00:40:31,806 --> 00:40:33,683 ♪ Your job's a joke you're broke ♪ 862 00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:36,895 ♪ Your love life's DOA ♪ 863 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:41,066 ♪ It's like you're always stuck in second gear ♪ 864 00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:44,402 ♪ When it hasn't been your day your week, your month ♪ 865 00:40:44,527 --> 00:40:46,905 ♪ Or even your year, but ♪ 866 00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:50,325 ♪ I'll be there for you ♪ 867 00:40:50,408 --> 00:40:52,994 ♪ 'Cause you're there for me too ♪ 868 00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:59,250 ♪ So no one told you life was gonna be this way ♪ 869 00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:01,670 ♪ Your job's a joke you're broke ♪ 870 00:41:01,753 --> 00:41:04,547 ♪ Your love life's DOA ♪ 871 00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:09,010 ♪ It's like you're always stuck in second gear ♪ 872 00:41:09,094 --> 00:41:12,555 ♪ When it hasn't been your day your week, your month ♪ 873 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:14,516 ♪ Or even your year, but ♪ 874 00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:17,852 [Whitney dictates]