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（靈感來自伊凡屠格涅夫
1850年短篇小說）

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《小酒館陌聲人》

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看我粉碎你這王八蛋的人生

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我想知道，你是否能幫幫我？

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我想留下來

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那玩意蠢死了

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帶我去河邊

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把我丟進水裡

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怎麼樣？老兄

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帶我去河邊

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把我丟進水裡

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有隻鴨子走進酒吧，跳上吧台

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牠看著酒保說：「有賣蝸牛嗎？」

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酒保說：「蝸牛？」

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「這間酒吧不供應蝸牛」

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他當時在巡邏，警察在路上掃地雷…

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那種東西現在叫IED了

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簡易爆炸裝置

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一次爆炸就讓我們失去了三名同伴

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他們開著偵察車，在我們前方半公里

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我親眼見到他媽的蘑菇雲
車門飛了出去

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別告訴我

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無人生還，全都瞬間氣化了

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我不懂

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我的朋友瑞克過世了

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帶我去河邊

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把我丟進水裡

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…回到吧台說：「有賣蝸牛嗎？」

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對方說：「你聽好了」

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你好嗎？兄弟

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我很好，謝謝

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「我們這裡不賣蝸牛」

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但他說：「我告訴你」

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「你要是再回來」

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「我就把你的鴨嘴釘在吧台上」

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1969年，我在伏擊中失去九位夥伴

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然後…

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所以

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酒保看著牠說：「沒有蝸牛」

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鴨子說：「沒有？那有釘子嗎？」

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酒保說：「沒有」
鴨子回：「那有蝸牛嗎？」

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要捐個一百美元
助人今天抵抗古柯鹼戒斷症狀嗎？

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不了

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好吧

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那來杯啤酒如何？

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-一週後，你他媽就成了禽獸
-不了

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還指望自己能變回那個正常年輕人

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祝你今晚愉快

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謝謝

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你不再覺得自己像人了

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而你只希望能找回當人的感覺

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老兄，我不想再聊這個話題了

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天啊

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你們好嗎？

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你再不滾的話，我們肯定比你好

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-告訴你，我有個好笑話
-一杯啤酒，一杯就好

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我看你是很想坐坐看
那種車頂會閃燈的小車

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這場雪怎麼樣？

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-下個不停，還是很冷
-是啊

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…搭直升機？

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下個沒完

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-機上總會有一個混蛋
-怎麼樣？你好嗎？

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都好嗎？

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我幫不了你

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-檢查結果出來了
-好吧

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我的血糖值和葡萄糖含量都超標了

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數值高得離譜

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酒保先生，能施捨我一杯啤酒嗎？

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我會付錢的

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我明天領薪水

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吃太多糖是主因

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這會讓人血糖值升高

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喝汽水會讓人血糖升高

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聽著，老兄，這裡隨時歡迎你

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但你必須停止騷擾我的顧客

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好啦，對不起

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我的狗今天死了

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車子拋錨，女友又給我戴綠帽

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幸好我有女朋友，我才能…

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還是我唱首歌給你聽？

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你怎會覺得我想聽你唱歌？

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不知道，我覺得自己挺會唱的

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讓這地方熱鬧一點

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這裡的氣氛有點悲傷，你知道嗎？

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看到那位老頭了嗎？

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戴著氧氣管那位？

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-對
-看見了

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他以前每個週五夜都會唱歌

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唱得超棒

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你覺得他會請我喝啤酒嗎？

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你要是唱得比他好，我請你喝一手

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好喔

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我能唱得比在場所有人都好

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這一點我可以保證

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要是你太太在場
她會聽到內褲都掉下來

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說不定你也一樣

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這樣好了

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你等一下

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我喜歡這間酒吧，真不錯
我明白你為何要來這裡了

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你看到那個人了嗎？

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知道他說什麼嗎？

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他說他唱得比你好

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或許可以吧

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老兄，我好想念你唱歌的日子

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是啊

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你好嗎？兄弟

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我很好，老大

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過一天是一天

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外面冷得要命

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怎麼樣？

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你能幫我挫挫他的銳氣嗎？

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-天啊
-告訴你

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此事在這世上可能只有我知道

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但如果你仔細看

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在那片一美元鈔票海中

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有一張百元鈔

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我有好幾次動了拿走它的念頭

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一百美元

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加上免費啤酒

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各位

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就這樣決定了

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免費啤酒和一百美元獎金

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給今晚酒吧裡的歌王

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真棒

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奇異恩典

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我的老天爺

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何等甘甜

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我罪已得赦免

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唱得好

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唱得太棒了

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-接在他後面唱壓力真大
-你們去死吧

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你們唱得不會比我好

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不然試試看啊

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你們連個音都唱不準

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一群死腦筋的混蛋

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喂！能請你們閉上嘴嗎？

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這位朋友應該想參加

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不用了，謝謝，我不用

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-明智之舉
-我替你們感到難過

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他又來了

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你們都沒有膽

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全是膽小鬼

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-你也一樣，老頭
-是啊

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一隻腳都進棺材了
另一隻腳還踩在香蕉皮上

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你們就盡情笑吧

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老子我天不怕地不怕

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有聽見我說話嗎？

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我只聽見一大塊培根在說廢話

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說廢話的人是你
就算使用說明寫在靴底

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你也倒不出裡面的尿，懂嗎？

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站在那晨雨中

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我手握一美元

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心中痛苦難平

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口袋裡全是沙

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我離家鄉好遠

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惦記心愛之人

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你的嘴就像是長了牙的馬屁眼

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我敢說，你幫你老婆口交的時候

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連她子宮都一起切除了吧

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-暴牙佬
-喂，瑪芬

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在紐奧良

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有一棟房子

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人們稱它日昇之屋

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好，很好

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那是許多窮苦男孩

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邁向毀滅的開端

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天啊，我也是其中一人

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好啊！

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對賭徒而言

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唯一需要的家當

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只有手提箱和大皮箱

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而他這輩子

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唯一感到知足的時刻

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-就是爛醉如泥之時
-就是爛醉如泥之時

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幫我傳個話，告訴我的愛人和母親

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她們不知道我幹了什麼好事

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請你避開

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在紐奧良

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人們口中那棟日昇之屋

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人們口中那棟日昇之屋

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唱得好，兄弟

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這屋裡除了那老頭，沒有人會唱歌

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你們這群廢物乖乖回家吧

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說你瘋了

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失去理智

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如今你心愛的男人

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不停傷害你

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當你的種種

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變得不順心

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我也會心痛

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你們都聽到了嗎？

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真沒想到

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那混蛋挺會唱的

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你太愛他，應該少愛一些

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我會接在他後面

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收拾他留下的爛攤子

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當你的種種

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變得不順心

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我也會心痛

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好耶！

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你從厄爾巴索

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打電話給我

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說：「回來吧，情人」

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「我好需要你」

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當你的種種

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變得不順心

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我也會心痛

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天啊！

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-來吧，他的啤酒錢算我的
-天啊

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雖然說這種話會下地獄
但我認為是年輕人贏了

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沒想到我會這麼說
因為我很喜歡那個老傢伙

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這位年輕人我也喜歡
兩個我都喜歡，要怎麼…

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我會算他們平手

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請他們喝一杯
拍拍他們的背，說他們是最棒的

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我會這麼做

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唱歌就像是在述說一段故事…

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附近有不錯的巨乳酒吧嗎？

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當然有

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有貓頭鷹餐廳、帕洛米諾斯

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你想找個時間去嗎？

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喔，我的愛人

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我深愛的你

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我渴望

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你的撫摸

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在這段

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漫長孤獨的時光

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時間

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過得

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是如此緩慢

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時間

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足以改變一切

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你是否

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仍屬於我

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屬於我

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我需要

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你的愛

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我

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我需要

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你的愛

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祈求

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上天保佑，讓你的愛

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早日

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回到我身邊

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上台演戲吧

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儘管此刻心神狂亂

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不知自己在說什麼

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也不知自己在做什麼

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但非上台不可，我得逼…

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