1 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:04,960 [wind blowing] 2 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,080 [Lightning] Don't worry, cowboy. 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:13,360 IN TRIBUTE TO MORRIS AND GOSCINNY 4 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:14,760 I'll let you live. 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,440 -But it will be worse. -[metal clangs] 6 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:20,800 [rumbling faintly] 7 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,880 [wind blowing intensely] 8 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,160 It will be worse because I'll be all around you. 9 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,520 [panting] 10 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,920 Far into the desert. 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,160 In everything you hear... 12 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,240 [clanging] 13 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,320 ...my name will be there. 14 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,080 [breath trembling] 15 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:39,400 In everything you see... 16 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,480 [clanging] 17 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,160 ...my name will be there. 18 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,560 [high-pitched ringing] 19 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,480 In the whispering wind... 20 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,560 [exhales softly] 21 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:47,960 ...my name will be there. 22 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,400 Under each heavy footstep you take... 23 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,720 [breath trembling] 24 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,080 ...is my name 25 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,040 My name will be that wall you endlessly run into. 26 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,920 [ominous whistling echoes] 27 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,480 And you'll be afraid, cowboy. 28 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,240 Afraid even of your shadow. 29 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,000 [shuddering] 30 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,520 [ominous whistling continues] 31 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,640 -[♪ tense music playing] -[Young Luke breathing heavily] 32 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,560 [ricochets, gunshot echoes] 33 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,480 [squelching] 34 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,200 [♪ ominous music playing] 35 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,000 [breathing heavily] 36 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,440 [screaming] 37 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,040 [♪ western music playing] 38 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:13,080 CHAPTER VIII BACK TO THE ROOTS 39 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,200 [birds cawing] 40 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,480 ALBUQUERQUE 10 MILES AND DUST 41 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,560 [flies buzzing] 42 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,640 [birds chirping in distance] 43 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,600 [horse whinnies] 44 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,600 [birds continue chirping in distance] 45 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,600 [Charlie] Lincoln's convoy passed through here. 46 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,360 Not far from where we used to live. 47 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,400 [Louise] You okay? 48 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,160 I'm doing well. Why? 49 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,800 Well, we're gonna have to face the man who almost killed you. 50 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,120 It's more like he's gonna have to face us. [chuckles softly] 51 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,840 Okay, so here we are. 52 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,440 I'm being serious, and you're acting all tough. 53 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,280 Well, of course I am. Because we're three against one, 54 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,720 and together we're stronger. 55 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,920 [Louise] I'm so scared something will happen to you. 56 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,440 [birds shrieking in distance] 57 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,600 [horse brays] 58 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,120 [distant explosions echo] 59 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,200 [♪ tense music playing] 60 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,600 [distant explosions continue] 61 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,320 [♪ tense music continues] 62 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,120 [guns firing] 63 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,800 [people chattering indistinctly] 64 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,400 [Luke] It's the convoy. Looks like they're boxed in. 65 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,280 Look at the soldiers on the ground. 66 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,880 The bodies with the gray and red uniforms are Sentinels, 67 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,720 the President's personal guard. 68 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,200 They were obviously blindsided. 69 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,600 [gunshots continue, echoes] 70 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,280 [ominous whistling echoing] 71 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:05,320 [Lightning] In everything you hear, in everything you see, 72 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,880 my name will be there. 73 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,160 [Charlie] Yoo-hoo. 74 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,800 Hey... [snaps fingers] Analysis of the situation. 75 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:11,880 Okay. 76 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,000 Uphill, there are shooters hiding in the rocks. 77 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,920 And downhill, the wagons have been blown up. 78 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,480 But no cannon fire. 79 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:23,560 So either they're out of artillery, or they've been sabotaged like that one. 80 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,760 -[people screaming in distance] -[guns firing] 81 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,120 Did you hear that cracking? 82 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,680 It's a Sharps 59. It's coming from the wagons. 83 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,240 [Charlie] There's a sniper keeping the enemy in check. 84 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,880 With all the sentinels that have fallen, he won't hold that long. 85 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,840 In other words, we need to figure out how to cross a 300-yard open field 86 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,600 with a bunch of heavily armed, trigger-happy idiots watching us. 87 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,320 Yeah. [sighs] 88 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,400 We're gonna need a battle plan that's... 89 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,920 -Daring. -Imprudent. 90 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,400 Suicidal. 91 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,600 Stupid, then. 92 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,040 [both] Stupid. 93 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,440 [crows cawing] 94 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,520 [♪ whimsical western music playing] 95 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,800 -[man 1] Just give up. -[man 2] Freeze! 96 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,920 [men grunting] 97 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,240 [gun fires] 98 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,800 [♪ whimsical western music continues] 99 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,680 -[man 3] This is the one. -[man 4] Up there! 100 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,760 [sighs wearily] Stupid. 101 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,920 [gun firing] 102 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,480 [grunting] 103 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,520 [♪ intriguing music playing] 104 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,760 [gunshots ricochet] 105 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,520 [panting] 106 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,640 [grunting] 107 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,200 -[man yells indistinctly] -What? 108 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,600 It worked in The Odyssey. Ulysses hid under the sheep's belly. 109 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,520 The problem, bushes just don't walk! 110 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,800 -What was your idea? You drew a blank. -[guns firing] 111 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:48,800 -[cracks] -[Luke grunts] 112 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,080 [grunts softly, inhales] 113 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,400 [man screaming] Ceasefire! 114 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,880 I surrender! 115 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,440 No more lives. 116 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,600 Do you hear me? 117 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,800 I surrender! 118 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,360 But my Winchester doesn't! 119 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,240 -[♪ military flute music playing] -It's the President. 120 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,320 [grunts] 121 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,400 Move it! Hurry up! 122 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,080 [gunshots ricochet] 123 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,520 Hurry. 124 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:27,880 -[man groans] -Whoo! 125 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,520 Hell of a change from Congress. 126 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,560 [♪ battle song continues] 127 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,400 [Lincoln] They should leave us alone for a while. 128 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,480 Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the United States, ready to serve. 129 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:42,560 [laughs] 130 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,480 I'm so happy to see you, Luke. How long has it been? 131 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,120 -Almost three years, Mr. President. -[Lincoln] That's so funny. 132 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,920 I was thinking of old friends, how I should invite them to Washington, 133 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,360 and pow, here we are together under siege in New Mexico. 134 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,000 Talk about kismet. 135 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,880 We're not here by chance, Mr. President. 136 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:58,680 What do you mean? 137 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,160 [♪ intriguing music playing] 138 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,000 There's gonna be a coup? 139 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,360 Come on, we just won the election. 140 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:07,800 Really, these guys have no patience. 141 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,680 No, but they do have guns, Mr. President. 142 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,440 -So we're here to rescue you. -[gun fires] 143 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,240 Oh, is that why you brought your team? 144 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,320 Now I get it! 145 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:18,960 Between us, the lonesome cowboy who doesn't wash, talk, or smile. 146 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,160 A bit outdated and cliché, if you know what I mean? 147 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,280 -Does make me sad, though. -Are your defenses strong? 148 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,960 Yes, of course. 149 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,040 At least so far. 150 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,640 They attacked us by surprise, but my men fought tooth and nail. 151 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,680 I sent a fire team behind enemy lines to neutralize their cannons. 152 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:37,800 The mission must have been successful. Otherwise, they would have wiped us out. 153 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,880 But none of them came back alive. 154 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,760 Ever since then, we've held on. 155 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,880 -Did you try to escape? -[Lincoln] Of course. 156 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,640 But from above, they've got us surrounded on all three sides 157 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,840 And ever since they captured our wagon over there, 158 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,320 they've closed our rear flank. 159 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,440 Okay, we're surrounded. 160 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,520 However... Mmm. 161 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:58,200 Luckily, we have an excellent sniper to keep the enemy in check. 162 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,680 Me. 163 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,360 [♪ military flute music playing] 164 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,520 [man groans] 165 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,240 [gun fires in distance] 166 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,600 I've always been a Wild West man at heart. 167 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,480 I can feel it in my bones. It awakens something in me. 168 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,080 I feel so much more alive. 169 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,800 And if there's one thing that I've learned so far 170 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,440 is that the river rat needs to come home right now. 171 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:25,520 [echoing] 172 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,960 The river rat needs to come home right now! 173 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,640 [man] The river rat can't right now. 174 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,720 It's a code. 175 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,000 I sent him to retrieve the ammo off the bodies. 176 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,160 River Rat Bambini! 177 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,200 I mean, Corporal Bambini, come back right away! 178 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,200 -[gunshot ricochets] -[whimpers] Impossible. 179 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,240 What do you mean, impossible? What's wrong with you? 180 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,680 -[bullet ricochets] -[yelps] 181 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,360 What are you waiting for, Bambini? 182 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,560 -For Congress to pass a law against lazy-- -[gun fires] 183 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,680 -[Bambini] Mr. President. -Look over there. 184 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,840 [gun firing] 185 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:59,080 Ah, it must be one of the men I sent to sabotage the cannons over there. 186 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:06,120 [♪ gripping music playing] 187 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,200 [Lincoln] Come on, hurry up. 188 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,600 -[Bambini panting] -That's all? How many are there? 189 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,160 Thirty-seven. 190 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:17,560 Count them again. 191 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,800 -[exhales] -[shushes] It's fine. 192 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,440 I'd lost hope, Sergeant. 193 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,640 Pierce, Mr. President. 194 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,280 [gun fires in distance] 195 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,600 [inhales] I'm the only survivor. 196 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,080 It's as bad as Gettysburg. It's not a pretty sight. 197 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,160 [Pierce sighs] 198 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,080 Permission to resupply and go back and fight, 199 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,600 -Mr. President. -[gun fires in distance] 200 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:45,480 All their cannons are destroyed, but they still have shooters. 201 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,720 -[Lincoln] Nice work, Sergeant. -Breathe. Come on. 202 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:52,120 Hey, the other side of the lines, did you see where the enemy was hiding? 203 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,280 [softly] Yeah. Why? 204 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,760 Because we're gonna need you. 205 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,800 [eagles cawing] 206 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,480 [clinking, thuds] 207 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,520 Well, we don't have enough bullets to hold them off. 208 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,240 -Oh, Bambini can always go and find some. -Huh? 209 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,080 That won't help in the long run. 210 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,560 [whimpers softly] 211 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,680 [Luke] Mr. President, we have to attempt a breakout. 212 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,480 You want us to flee? Like Southerners? 213 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,320 I don't take sides, Mr. President. I take action. 214 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,520 [clinking, thuds] 215 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,640 This is the rallying point. 216 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,040 We are in the middle. 217 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,920 The enemy is here and here. 218 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,760 Because you already eliminated 23 of their men, 219 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,000 they will have to redeploy. 220 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,680 He's right. 221 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,040 Thanks to the President's sharpshooting on their left flank, 222 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,080 they all rallied here and found shelter on the higher ground. 223 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,840 Which means that... 224 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:45,520 by crossing both of their firing angles... 225 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,400 [Louise] Now there's a blind spot. 226 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,640 [Charlie] But the last ten yards 227 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,560 before the rallying point is exposed to rain. 228 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,960 Which means we'll die. 229 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,080 Unless, of course. 230 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,640 We could cover our entire bodies with metal plates. Look at these. 231 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,280 They put a bunch of these all over the wagons. 232 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,840 We'll slide these under our clothes to protect us. 233 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,680 We're gonna destroy 'em. 234 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,160 Mr. President, with all due respect to you, 235 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,200 -I honestly doubt-- -Well, if push comes to shove, it fails. 236 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,680 We run away, Zee wins, the system collapses, 237 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,840 she kills people and makes Bambini your toy. 238 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,160 Wait, what? Now, why would I become a toy? 239 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,400 And as for me, I'll fake my own death. 240 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,280 Then I'll come join your little team. 241 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:29,840 Then, altogether, we can go to the plains in South Dakota. 242 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,240 Just a bunch of outlaws hunting outlaws, 243 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,040 tracking men and rewards, the renegades. 244 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,120 Okay. Or we evacuate in two separate groups. 245 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,920 You three go with Pierce and Bambini to find reinforcements. 246 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,720 They've already crossed enemy lines, they'll be able to guide you. 247 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,600 The men and I will create a diversion to fool them. 248 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,520 They'll concentrate their gunfire on us so you can escape. 249 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,600 We'll hold them for as long as necessary. 250 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,680 [birds chirping] 251 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,720 Let's go. 252 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,480 [♪ solemn western music playing] 253 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,800 [Louise] You can't stay here. 254 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,800 I mean, we need you. With us. 255 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,120 Right now, they need my help here. 256 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,760 What if something goes wrong? 257 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,840 I've got things to tell you. 258 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,720 One more reason to save the country, and its freedom of speech. 259 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,800 Eh? 260 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:29,720 Don't worry. 261 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,800 [♪ solemn western music continues] 262 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,640 You'll take care of the girls? 263 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,680 Uh, I mean, all of them. 264 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,240 -Everyone. -[Pierce chuckles softly] 265 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,720 [gun fires in distance] 266 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,760 [wind blowing] 267 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,600 [guns firing in distance] 268 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,920 -Hey, you okay? -No. 269 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,240 For courage. 270 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,840 [sighs in relief] 271 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,920 Mr. President. 272 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:16,720 Would you like some? 273 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,280 [gun fires in distance] 274 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,840 Just a second. Can I try? 275 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:27,920 [thuds] 276 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,240 I know that smell, and I know you 277 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,640 [sniffs] 278 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:35,760 It's chloroform. 279 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,440 It's chloro-what? 280 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,200 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 281 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,600 What the hell is going on, Pierce? 282 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,680 That's not Pierce. 283 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,520 He took the uniform off his dead body, 284 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,480 But he forgot this little detail. 285 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,720 The Red Badge of Courage. 286 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,400 It's for those who fought in Pittsburgh. 287 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,040 Except he couldn't have been there. 288 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,040 It happened on the same day as the worst battle he ever saw. 289 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,120 Gettysburg. 290 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,200 Almost 200 miles from Pittsburgh. 291 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,760 Sentinels. 292 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,840 [♪ tense music playing] 293 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,880 [guns firing in distance] 294 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,680 [thunder rumbling] 295 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,600 [♪ ominous music playing] 296 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,680 [thunder rumbling] 297 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,160 [thunder rumbling] 298 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,040 [whistling ominously] 299 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,480 [shudders] 300 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,160 [ominous whistling continues] 301 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,800 [♪ western music playing] 302 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,840 [♪ eerie chime music playing] 303 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,880 [thud reverberates] 304 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,000 [ominous whistling continues] 305 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,440 [clicks] 306 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,920 What are you doing? 307 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,440 What are you doing? 308 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,800 But the right question isn't that. 309 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,640 The right question is... 310 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,720 are all of your weapons pointed the right way? 311 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,840 -[shudders] -[gun clicks] 312 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,720 [♪ gripping music playing] 313 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,480 [♪ music ends] 314 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,960 [♪ solemn guitar music playing] 315 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,880 We've been waiting for your signal. 316 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,880 [horse clops] 317 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,440 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 318 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,240 DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE 319 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,040 OF THE STATE OF NEW MEXICO IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE 320 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,680 AND THE SELF-DETERMINATION OF THE POPULATION 321 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,040 [♪ suspenseful music continues] 322 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,480 [eagle screeching] 323 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,640 [inhales, sighs] 324 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,720 I put you all the way over here 325 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,080 so you could enjoy the scent of the pine trees. 326 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,240 It's impressive how smells can bring back memories. 327 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,840 As I recall, we're not far away. 328 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,640 It's like coming home. 329 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,000 You can smell gunpowder... 330 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,560 -Fear. -[shudders] 331 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,040 -Blood. -[muffled gun firing] 332 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,520 Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you. 333 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,000 Look at the one who spared your life 334 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,280 when he could have easily killed you instead? 335 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,960 -[spits] -[gasps] 336 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,640 [grunts softly] 337 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,200 [♪ slow, dramatic music playing] 338 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,600 Hmm. 339 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,960 [Zee] It's time for you to sign, Lincoln. 340 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,440 Eight letters, one period, and it's over. 341 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,920 You really think I'm gonna hand you over New Mexico? 342 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,040 Yes. And in all legality. 343 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,640 A first step in renewing the United States. 344 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,240 Or plunge it into chaos? 345 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,760 How dare you mention chaos when you've destroyed all our values? 346 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,400 You promised everything to the people, including freedom to all. 347 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,000 Freedom to speak, think, and own land. 348 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,240 That's not what the people need. 349 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,080 All they need is order and rules to follow. 350 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,520 To know where their place is. 351 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,120 So I'll make sure it all gets restored. 352 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,760 All empathy and progress. 353 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,240 Even your pathetic abolition. 354 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,320 -I'll dismantle everything. -Yeah, great fantasy you've got there. 355 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,200 How many men do you have left? Four. 356 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,440 Exact number of times I'll politely ask. 357 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,320 And I politely ask you to fuck off now. 358 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,880 [groans softly] 359 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,560 One down, and next will be your private, and I'll rip his eyes out. 360 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,040 -After that, your corporal. -Not her toy. 361 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,720 Not her toy. 362 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,600 [♪ tense music playing] 363 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,720 [gun cocks] 364 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,920 I'll sign. 365 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,840 I'll sign. 366 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,760 This is bad. 367 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,080 [Louise grunts softly] 368 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,760 [snaps] 369 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,720 [Charlie whispers] Why are you smiling? 370 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,280 [whispers] I dislocated my finger. 371 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,400 And that makes you smile? 372 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,280 Yeah, it's the right one. 373 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,480 [chuckles faintly] 374 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,640 [sighs in relief] 375 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,640 Thank you for such a presidential gesture. 376 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,160 And God bless America. 377 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,160 I doubt he'll bless your America. 378 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,440 Maybe you should ask him for me. 379 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,600 [♪ gripping music playing] 380 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,880 -[muffled gunshot, ringing] -[gasps] 381 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,000 [♪ tense music playing] 382 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,680 [thuds] 383 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,080 Long lived the state of New New Mexico. 384 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,600 [men cheering] 385 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,360 This is the start of a new era. 386 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,080 [men continue cheering] 387 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,040 Finally, we have obtained what we wanted. 388 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,960 -Go, go, go! -Louise! Louise! 389 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,720 The Declaration. 390 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,160 She stole my declaration! 391 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,960 [Lightning] Come on, guys, let's hunt her down. 392 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,560 -Come on, guys. -Piece of shit. 393 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,640 [men yelling indistinctly] 394 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,360 [♪ tense music continues] 395 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,320 Your daughter's got courage. 396 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,280 You didn't raise her so badly after all. 397 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,360 -It almost pains me to have to do this. -[clicks] 398 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,160 -[clicks] -[gasps] 399 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,720 Damn it. [groans] 400 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,240 [grunts] 401 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,920 You have to save our Louise. 402 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,360 [both grunting] 403 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,920 [Charlie grunts] 404 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,440 [panting] 405 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,520 [♪ tense music playing] 406 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,920 [both grunting] 407 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:11,960 [groans] 408 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000 [both grunting] 409 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,960 [groaning] 410 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,160 [Zee screams] 411 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,520 [both groaning] 412 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,800 [♪ tense music continues] 413 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,080 [grunting] 414 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 [grunting] 415 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,160 [both grunting] 416 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,440 -[screams] -[clangs] 417 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,520 [thuds] 418 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,000 [both grunting] 419 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,880 [Charlie breathing heavily] 420 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,040 [Lincoln groans] 421 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,680 [♪ valiant music playing] 422 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,160 [Charlie] Mr. President? 423 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,240 [exhales in relief] 424 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,960 [Lincoln] Wow. 425 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,000 -Now that's what you call protection. -[sighs in relief] 426 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,040 [groans] 427 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,000 [sputtering] 428 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,080 [growls] 429 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,720 -[thuds] -[winces] 430 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,400 [gun fires in distance] 431 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,240 [♪ tense music playing] 432 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,320 I'm gonna kill ya. 433 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,040 I'm gonna kill ya. 434 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,960 [both grunting] 435 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,640 -[man groans] -[gun clicks] 436 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,040 [Louise screams in distance] Help! No! 437 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,120 Let me go! 438 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,920 No, I don't wanna go! 439 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,040 Help! 440 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,480 -No! -[clicks] 441 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,040 [♪ dramatic western music playing] 442 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,200 [Lightning] No sudden moves. 443 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,120 Gun in your holster. 444 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,840 My trigger finger's twitchy. 445 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,320 Shoot! 446 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,480 [♪ dramatic western music continues] 447 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,720 [Lightning] Look at his hand. 448 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,120 He won't. He's afraid he'll miss. 449 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,400 He also knows I'm a quicker draw than him. 450 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,760 [gunshot reverberates] 451 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,200 In order not to tremble, you must have a heart of stone. 452 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,880 [breathing heavily] 453 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,400 But you decided to let them back into your life 454 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,480 Now you're paralyzed. 455 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,280 -You won't be able to save her. -Yes, you will! 456 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,640 Shoot! 457 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,520 [♪ dissonant music playing] 458 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,360 [shudders] 459 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,520 [thunder rumbling] 460 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,400 Do you hear it coming, Luke? 461 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,600 The miracle? 462 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,760 It's that special moment when lightning strikes the same place 463 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,760 where it did before. 464 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,360 [Jane] Today's second lesson is, in the West, 465 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,000 If someone wears sleeves, it's not because they're cold, 466 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,360 it's to hide the cards. 467 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,560 [both grunting] 468 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,160 Do you see, Luke? He's a cheater. 469 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,240 That's what makes him quicker. 470 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,840 [♪ tense music playing] 471 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,800 [gunshot echoing] 472 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,800 [♪ tense music continues] 473 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:15,880 [scoffs] 474 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,320 [clanging] 475 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,240 [clanging. hissing] 476 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,960 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 477 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,160 [sighs] 478 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,680 -[grunts] -[screams] 479 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,520 [sighs] 480 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 [♪ pensive music playing] 481 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,080 [shudders softly] 482 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,120 [sighs in relief] 483 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,320 [♪ tense music playing] 484 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,440 [gun clicks] 485 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,080 -[gun fires] -[whimpers] 486 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,400 I told you I'd kill ya. 487 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,400 [thuds] 488 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,160 [♪ dramatic western music playing] 489 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,400 [Louise chuckles softly] 490 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,360 I wanted to know what it felt like to be the real Calamity. 491 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,480 [Lincoln] Legends are sometimes written in the present. 492 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,080 I myself had the privilege of witnessing it today. 493 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:13,240 And in this battle that took place, between darkness and democracy, 494 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,800 darkness almost won. 495 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,080 That was without counting on our saviors. 496 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,720 Those stars that show us the light and the darkness. 497 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,000 It's with deep emotion that I acknowledge today 498 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,320 the courage, the inner strength and selflessness 499 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,960 of one of our most remarkable figures, a true hero from the Wild West. 500 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:37,640 Someone who, I must admit, I've always been a fan of. 501 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,800 The one and only Calamity Jane. 502 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,600 [all applauding] 503 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,160 Mr. President, this is an honor. 504 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,240 Since you've read my book... 505 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,840 [Muybridge sighs] 506 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,520 Excuse me. Sorry, would you mind holding this for me, please? Thank you. 507 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,440 What are you doing here? 508 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,400 Oh, well, I'm here with Mrs. Jane for her book 509 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,920 -What do you mean? -She didn't mention it? 510 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,040 We're relaunching the franchise as a photo-novel. 511 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,000 Calamity Jane Volume 3. 512 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,440 Title's mine. Real feats caught in the act. 513 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,920 There's action and emotion, 100% authentic. 514 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,880 She told me the whole story. [sighs] 515 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,360 Like earlier in the forest, when she took on 32 desperadoes 516 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,800 before saving you all. 517 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,480 Thank goodness she was there. [chuckles softly] 518 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,560 -[sighs in relief] -Well, then, um... 519 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,120 Did she save us to save us or for her book, then? 520 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,880 [Jane] Muybridge, photograph. 521 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,480 [clears throat] Find your places, please. [chuckles softly] 522 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,160 Are you ready, Mr. President? 523 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,640 Stand still. 524 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,640 [camera flashing] 525 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,800 [horse brays] 526 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,880 [♪ solemn music playing] 527 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,440 [sighs wearily] 528 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,360 [Luke clears throat] 529 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,160 That was really super intense. 530 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,240 Hmm. 531 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,480 You said a lot of things. 532 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,600 And we avoided saying a lot of things. 533 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,920 This means you'll be leaving, am I right? 534 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,400 [chuckles softly] 535 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,200 [Jane] Come on, Muybridge. We're out of here. 536 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,480 -I've got work to do. -[Muybridge] Coming, coming. 537 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,560 Joe's on the run again. He robbed Marshall City. 538 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,400 You know him. While he was playing marshal protecting the bank, 539 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,120 he ended up robbing the bank. 540 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,720 [Muybridge groans] 541 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,800 Okay, I think I have everything. 542 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,240 No, hold on. I'm sorry. 543 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,640 Miss, over there. What's your name? 544 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,360 -Me? -[Muybridge] Yes, you. What's your name? 545 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,760 It's for the book. Your name is Louise... 546 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,280 -[♪ solemn music continues] -[inaudible] 547 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,040 Lucky. 548 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,440 Her name is Lucky Louise. 549 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,520 [♪ triumphant music playing] 550 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:12,240 On three. 551 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,760 One, two... 552 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,760 [camera flashing] 553 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,600 [animal howling] 554 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,680 [♪ slow, introspective western music playing] 555 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,480 END