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Why, hello there, boys and girls.
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We'd like to introduce you
to a dying breed.
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{\an8}This is Joseph "KP" Simmons,
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{\an8}otherwise known as Joe.
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Joe was born in 1937 and is 89 years old.
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He is what one might call
an endangered Negro species.
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They certainly don't make them
like this anymore.
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As a matter of fact,
Joe was even once a pimp.
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Doesn't he look swell?
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Why a pimp, you ask?
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Well, Joe only received
a third-grade education,
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and with his extremely limited vocabulary,
he couldn't work at Amazon.
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For instance,
in what you're about to witness,
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he says the word "motherfucker,"
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or in his colloquial language,
"muthafucka,"
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approximately 76 times.
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He says the word "pussy"
approximately 24 times.
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He says the n-word approximately 74 times.
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And he throws in an occasional "bitch"
and "ho" at random, for good measure.
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So if you're sensitive
to these types of words,
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you may want to turn
to more wholesome programming,
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but you won't laugh as hard.
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Yes, boys and girls,
get ready to watch an old-school Negro.
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A man stuck in time
when women couldn't vote
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and were constantly objectified by men.
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A man who has no idea
that the world around him has changed.
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A man who says anything
that comes to his mind,
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and I do mean anything.
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Does this sound like someone you may know?
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Sit back, relax, and please
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brace yourselves
for the antics of a dying breed.
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- Hey, Steve and Brenda, how are you?
- Hi, Brian.
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- Good to see you.
- You too!
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- Karen, Chad, great to see you.
- How's it going?
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- Good to see you.
- Afternoon.
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{\an8}I've got a graduate
Gonna be an empty nester
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Come on.
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- B.J.?
- I mean… I know.
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B.J.! Hey, Todd, Stewart.
I didn't know you guys were here.
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- How are you?
- Hey, Dad.
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Hey, Mr. Simmons.
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- What are you guys huddling about?
- Ah…
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- Well…
- Nothing. Nothing, really.
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B.J. just got another offer
from another school.
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Oh, that's great!
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I wouldn't really call it a school.
It's more like crap.
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- It's Morehouse.
- Thank you.
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- Whoa, hold on.
- Thank you.
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Morehouse is a great school.
It's one of the finest HBCUs there is.
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- What are you talking about?
- Uh…
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HBCU, what is that?
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HBCU. Historically Black
college and university.
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Okay, Dad.
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Wait, hold on. What am I missing?
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Thanks, Dad, but no thanks.
Look, really, it's fine.
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No, what am I missing, really?
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Okay, it's kind of funny, actually,
because we were just talking about this.
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- Why is there a need for Black colleges?
- Yeah.
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I mean, really, what's the point?
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- I mean, it's kind of racist, right?
- Yeah.
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It's racist?
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Yeah, like a little bit against us.
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I mean, you don't look around and see
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historically white colleges
and universities, do you?
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Yeah, you do.
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Every university is a historically white--
What are you saying? What's happening?
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- Come on, Dad. Seriously…
- You guys are pranking me, seriously.
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Dad, don't tell me
you really subscribe to this stuff.
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- I mean--
- Hold on.
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Dr. Martin Luther King
went to Morehouse, huh?
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Okay, we will give you
the benefit of the doubt,
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but I'm sure that this type of institution
was important at some point.
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- Hm.
- Necessary, even.
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- But the world's changed now.
- Hm.
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- A lot's happened. We're all equal.
- Yeah.
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And all this baggage
about civil rights and slavery…
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- "Baggage"?
- Woe is me!
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I mean, you gotta let it go at some point.
Like, it was in the past.
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Exactly. Hey, you know,
aren't we all equal under the law?
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You know what?
When I was coming, I forgot to tell you.
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Your dad's calling you,
your mom's calling you.
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They want you home.
B.J., I need to talk to you.
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- I didn't get a call.
- That's weird.
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- No, I'm fine, Dad.
- B.J., I need to talk to you.
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Oh, no. No, there's no need to,
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because I've actually decided
to go to Pepperdine.
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Yeah, with my pals.
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And get this.
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They're gonna drive across country with me
to go do a campus visit next week.
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- Road trip! Let's go!
- Gonna be awesome! California!
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- Woo-hoo!
- Yes!
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- Let's go plan the charging stations now.
- You're right.
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- I didn't even think about that! Let's go!
- Yes!
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Yeah! We're going to California, boys!
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California!
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- We're going to California.
- Yeah! Woo! California dreamin'!
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Yeah! Woo!
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What the hell did I do? This is not good.
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{\an8}B.J., can we just…?
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{\an8}Hey, hey. Hey.
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{\an8}Hey, there, come on in here.
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{\an8}You want some cabbage? Come on in.
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Oh, is that what that smell is, huh?
No, I'm gonna pass on that. How you doing?
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{\an8}When I used to come home from work,
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{\an8}I didn't know if that was from cooking
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{\an8}or her up there trying to wash her--
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{\an8}Joe, shut the hell up.
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{\an8}What bring you by here? Look at you.
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{\an8}Oh, Madea, wow. You look-- You look nice.
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{\an8}You know damn well she don't look nice.
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{\an8}Come up here talking about she look…
Shut up. Shit.
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{\an8}I look good as hell all the time.
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{\an8}All the time, I look good as hell.
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{\an8}Shut the hell up. Thank you, Joe.
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{\an8}Hm.
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{\an8}All right, go on, tell me,
what the hell you kids do now.
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{\an8}Nothing. I just wanted to come over
and say hi to both of you.
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{\an8}No, they done something.
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{\an8}He only come over here
when them damn children do something.
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{\an8}Look, I'm too damn old
to be trying to pull things out of you.
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{\an8}Go on ahead and tell me, hell.
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{\an8}Fine. You know,
B.J.'s going off to college, and…
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{\an8}You know, I walked in on him having
the most interesting conversation.
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{\an8}He was sitting with
his little white friends, and they were…
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{\an8}That's the problem right there.
He got all them damn clear friends.
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{\an8}What are you talking about?
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{\an8}He mean "white."
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{\an8}Okay, all right, clear. I get it, okay.
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{\an8}But you know that
I did not raise him to see race.
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{\an8}Here this nigga go with this stupid shit.
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{\an8}You might not have raised him to see race,
but when the police look at him,
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{\an8}they gonna see a straight-up nigga.
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{\an8}Can I finish?
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{\an8}Do we have to let you finish?
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{\an8}Okay, so as I said, I walked in on them,
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{\an8}and they're having this conversation
about colleges, right?
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{\an8}And he was telling me he doesn't see
the need for a historically Black college.
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{\an8}Say what?
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{\an8}He wants to go to Pepperdine in Malibu.
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{\an8}Yeah. Then he went on to talk about
how Black people need to get over slavery.
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{\an8}Can you believe that?
He said, "Get over slavery."
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{\an8}And the Civil Rights Movement.
Then he said, "baggage."
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{\an8}I was like, "What is wrong with this kid?"
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{\an8}I don't even know what's wrong with him.
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{\an8}What? Why are you two so quiet?
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{\an8}Boy, you send that boy to all-clear,
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{\an8}all-white, all-damn-day school.
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In Georgia.
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He been the only damn Black face
up in there since he was a kindervagarber.
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And you wonder
why he think like that. Shit.
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All them clear people
done cleared out all his Black thoughts.
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All right, but all white people
don't think that way.
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Listen here, I told you not to send him
to that damn P-school.
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You know what "P"
in the private stand for?
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It ain't for "private."
It's for "pussy." Pussy school.
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Joe, hush that.
Don't be saying that word up in here.
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You got that boy walking around here
like he a big, huge, orange FUPA.
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He said, "FU…"
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He said, "FUPA." You know what that is?
That big, fat, upper…
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Never mind.
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Mabel know what a FUPA is.
Mabel got a dupa.
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And you done spent all that money
sending that boy to the private school,
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and they done took every book
about a Negro out of there.
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- Didn't they, Joe?
- You damn right.
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Took every--
Ain't a book about Sojourner The Truthers.
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They took out Moses, Mayola, everybody.
Not even Maya Angelou.
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Not even in the room.
They don't have Maya Angelou.
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She's not in there.
That's just wrong. Took all the books out.
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Ain't nothing wrong with a public school.
I graduated from a pub… Well…
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I ain't quite grad--
I went to a public school.
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And Joe went to a public school too.
Hell, look how we turn out.
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You damn right I went to public school.
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I went to public school all my life,
all the way through.
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I graduated all the way
from the third grade.
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B.J. wasn't the toughest kid.
He wasn't tough like you two, okay?
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I didn't want him to go to a public school
and be bullied.
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Oh, you didn't? Oh, well, congratulations.
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You kept him from being bullied.
That's-- Congratulations.
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You also kept the little motherfucker
from being Black. Congratulations.
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You a great Black dad.
Great Black dad keep his Black kids
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from being Black
so he don't know if he's Black or not.
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That's a good job, son. Good job.
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Okay, hold on. There's nothing wrong
with me not wanting my kid to be bullied
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or beat down, or "Meet me at 3 o'clock,"
like you guys used to do all the time.
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There's nothing wrong with that, okay?
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I just wanted him to go to a nice school,
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and didn't want him to feel like he was
at a disadvantage because he's Black.
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Nigga, he is at a disadvantage.
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- You know that, hell.
- Right.
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Whenever you see a Black man
with an even playing field?
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And if you say sports,
I'mma come up there and grab that pot
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and burn you with
whatever the hell she cooking.
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Don't threaten my cabbage.
I gotta finish this cabbage.
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Don't burn him with this damn cabbage.
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You know why she like to eat cabbage?
She wanna cover up what she smell like.
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Listen, I know that it's not fair
out there for some of us.
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Did he say, "Some of us"?
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He did. Brian, let me ask you something.
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Did you ever have "the talk" with him?
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No. No, no, no, I didn't.
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But hold on,
before you jump down my throat.
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It hurts to have to talk to your kid
about all we went through as Black people.
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So, so…
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I did not wanna tell him right away, okay?
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I just wanted to wait
a little while till he got older,
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and I didn't think
any of this would happen.
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Congratulations. You ain't said a thing.
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But what you have to understand
is you ain't got to tell him all at once.
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Tell him a little bit at a time.
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That should've started when he was young,
so he know who the hell he is.
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Right. Remember, he didn't want you
to go to that school and tell him,
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"Put them books back in."
He was embarrassed by it.
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I remember that.
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Only reason you let me go to that school
is it was the last resort
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when you called me over there.
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I went there to pick that boy up
from school that day you couldn't.
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You know what they was doing?
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They was out playing on the playground.
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They had took all the asphalt
up out the ground and put down carpet.
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There was green carpet.
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What kind of shit is that? I was playing
on bottles and broken mattresses--
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Them mattresses was so damn disgusting,
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but you'd bounce on them and get stuck,
whatever had you sticking to it.
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00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,479
But we played on them.
That's some real learning right there.
227
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,730
They…
228
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,316
They don't want the kids
to hurt themselves on asphalt,
229
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,525
so they put the carpet--
230
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,444
Joe, I'm getting ready to stab him.
231
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,447
I told you he's gonna be a little bitch.
232
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,157
Your boy is a little bitch.
233
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,910
Joe, I don't know what the hell
this generation is thinking.
234
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,120
That is just--
This generation lost their damn mind.
235
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:08,166
That's why children can't handle nothing.
You tell them anything, they cry.
236
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,835
- "I feel bullied." You tell them anything.
- That's right.
237
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,629
I'd feel sorry for him
if a woman show pussy.
238
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,923
Wouldn't know what to do.
He'd be, "God, that's a pussy!"
239
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,174
He wouldn't know what that is.
240
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:19,052
Listen, the birds and the bees
will come soon enough.
241
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,805
Let me ask you. I don't know
why people say birds and bees.
242
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,307
Have you ever seen
a bird try to fuck a bee?
243
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,726
- That don't make no sense.
- Joe, hush. That'd hurt.
244
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,520
What you mean a bird and a bee?
245
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,438
That's just stupid. It's fucking!
246
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:33,608
When I taught you about fucking,
it was early. You was 3 years old.
247
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:37,987
That was too early, Joe. Not 3.
You should've waited till he was about 7.
248
00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:40,699
How is that okay? I was 3 years old.
249
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,993
I did not want my son to grow up
the way that I did. I mean, he…
250
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,537
I'm sorry.
251
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,582
What wrong with the way you grew up?
At least you knew you was Black. Hellur.
252
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,168
Right. You knew you was a nigga,
didn't you? And maybe--
253
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:55,296
You know what else?
That little boy? He a virgin.
254
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,340
Least you got some pussy
by the time you was 9.
255
00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:00,343
That's nothing to be proud of.
That's illegal!
256
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,846
That ain't illegal. Hell, the girl was 9.
257
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,847
That little ho.
258
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:08,059
Yeah, she was. That little girl was 9.
A fast little ho. I mean, wasn't she?
259
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,352
You liked it, didn't you?
260
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,604
I remember you came home smiling,
sucking your thumb,
261
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:13,982
talking about, "Can I have
some more, Daddy?" You know?
262
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,526
That's what I'm talking about.
I don't know why I came here.
263
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:20,321
You were extreme in the way you raised me,
and maybe I was a little extreme
264
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,198
in the way that I raised my kid.
265
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:25,994
But you were way extreme,
what you did to me, okay?
266
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:29,456
I was just trying to find
some kind of balance, and I…
267
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,500
How the hell you gonna have a balance
with the way that boy talk back to you?
268
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,628
He talk back to you like a damn fool,
and you sit there and let him.
269
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,547
Right, like they're your damn equal.
270
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:41,301
Equal means you can equally pay
this mortgage or this rent, okay?
271
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,762
I have no damn equal
in my house if they're a child,
272
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,639
unless you're paying bills.
Then you can be equal as you want.
273
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,226
How equal is your dollars to these bills?
Can you handle this light bill?
274
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,228
That's what the hell I believe equal is.
275
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:56,275
You two ruled by fear, okay?
I was scared to death of both of you.
276
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,902
And what's wrong with ruling by fears?
277
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,030
Look, you better…
Your ass still better be scared of me.
278
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,867
I did not want to rule with fear, okay?
I didn't want my kids to be afraid of me.
279
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,827
"Dad's coming!" Like I was scared of you.
280
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,622
Nigga, your kids is supposed
to be scared of you.
281
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,500
Right, if they don't fear you,
you know who they ain't gonna fear?
282
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,585
The police! They better fear the police.
283
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,712
Madea, you don't fear the police.
284
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:21,508
Oh, he got you there.
You know you ain't scared of the po.
285
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:25,178
Hell, no, I don't fear the police.
Why would I? I fear my mama.
286
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:28,140
Let me tell you something.
Bertha didn't play. Ooh, Joe.
287
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,685
I shiver when I think about Bertha.
Baby, my mama, scared the hell--
288
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,021
I'm still scared of my mama,
and she been dead 92 years.
289
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,065
Shit, we still scared of Bertha.
290
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,609
There's a picture on the wall.
Every time you see it, you pass…
291
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,820
You gotta make the sign of the cross.
292
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,779
You know what?
293
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,824
Every time I try
to come to this family for advice,
294
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,991
I regret it.
295
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,201
Like now.
296
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,578
I regret it. You two can't help me.
297
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,831
You can't help me. Why am I here?
298
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,249
Huh. Then you know what?
299
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,416
Get the fuck out.
300
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,670
I know you ain't got damn attitude with us
when we trying to help your Black ass.
301
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,547
- Right.
- Wait. I said, "Black ass."
302
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,508
Like your son don't know
he got a Black ass.
303
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,801
Get your Black ass out.
304
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:08,054
Right. Nigga done raised Tanner Owen.
Now he come here and won't talk.
305
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,848
- Get your ass up out of here.
- You're right.
306
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,100
You are so right.
I don't know why I'm talking to you.
307
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,395
I have a neighbor who's actually
a psychologist who works with kids,
308
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,898
and she'll help me, okay?
Thank you, Daddy. Thank you, Aunt Madea.
309
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,943
I appreciate it,
but this was a waste of my time.
310
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:22,902
Thank you.
311
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:26,531
Let me ask you something
about your neighbor. Is she white?
312
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,825
Everybody in the damn neighborhood white.
313
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,660
Okay.
314
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,871
Thank you for your time. Appreciate it.
315
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,790
You a damn, disrespect us--
Get the hell on up out of my house.
316
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,751
You gonna pay a ton of money.
Ain't gonna learn nothing.
317
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:42,380
We tried to give you some wisdom
from Black people.
318
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:46,135
Go run over there to that white woman.
She ain't gonna be able to tell you shit.
319
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:53,308
Welcome to all our graduates
on this block. We are so excited!
320
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,727
Yeah.
321
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,895
That's really great,
322
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,439
but what I was trying to explain,
I mean, you're a psychologist.
323
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,734
He doesn't know anything
about his heritage or where he comes from.
324
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,362
And why is it so important
that he knows that?
325
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:11,492
I mean, Brian, children are changing
and developing their own personalities,
326
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:15,371
all while experimenting
and making up their own story.
327
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:19,834
If he chooses not to identify
with the struggles of the past,
328
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,962
then maybe you need to be okay with that.
329
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,589
How is that harmful?
330
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,092
- It's…
- Can we bill your credit card?
331
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,346
We're at a barbecue,
and you want to bill me for this?
332
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,515
- You're my neighbor.
- It's $1,600 for this session.
333
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,518
I'll have my office bill you.
334
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,772
- Okay! So, graduates…
- What the hell is happening?
335
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,899
You're all going off
to visit colleges this week.
336
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,442
I know you're so excited.
337
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,861
When you get back,
you're gonna come up here…
338
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,155
- Garrett.
- Fantastic party, huh, Bri-Bri?
339
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,073
Good job.
340
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:54,077
And then we're gonna do
a big college reveal.
341
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,453
Like a gender reveal.
342
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,331
I hope it doesn't go bad
like those gender reveals.
343
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,708
Did you see the one with the plane
that the wings came off?
344
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,877
Who thought of gender reveals?
It's so crazy.
345
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:07,632
Now, I wanna give
a very special award to Daniel.
346
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,591
Come on up.
347
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,803
Daniel.
348
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,554
And Ken.
349
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,014
I know you guys didn't get into…
350
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,307
College material.
351
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,684
They didn't get in anywhere.
352
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:22,271
…gonna get the same scholarship
because you are all worth it, right?
353
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,315
Right?
354
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,403
Listen, when I was in college,
you had to earn your awards.
355
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,905
Now we just hand them out?
What is happening with this world?
356
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:34,033
Well, these kids are all winners now.
357
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,369
No, no, no. B.J.'s a winner.
358
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,998
My son, 4.0 GPA. The entire time
he was in school. I'm so proud of him.
359
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:44,627
Well, he is around here, I guess.
Not really.
360
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,963
What does that mean?
361
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,339
Oh, well. You know…
362
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,967
Remember when B.J.
was having a little failure in school,
363
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,762
and the teacher started
giving him different tests?
364
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,056
Yes, and I went to the school
and I demanded
365
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,975
that he has the same as everybody else,
366
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,519
and that's what she started to do.
So, what are you saying?
367
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,398
Look, you know, B.J.'s
our only minority at the school,
368
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,900
and it was important for us
to keep him there
369
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:11,946
to maintain the diversity
and inclusion quota.
370
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,781
So there might've been
a little bit of help.
371
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,451
- That's all I'm saying, my man.
- No. No, Garrett.
372
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,286
Are you saying
my son is not a 4.0 student?
373
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,289
Let me tell you something.
The work he brings home, I look at it.
374
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,374
I don't even know the answers.
He's brilliant.
375
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,710
What are you saying to me?
376
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,545
It's like affirmative action.
377
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,839
You told me yourself
that's how you got into college.
378
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,051
No, what I said to you
was that my grades were incredible,
379
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,679
and if not been for affirmative action,
I wouldn't have gotten into that college.
380
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,516
Exactly. I'm sure that's
why B.J. is getting all those offers.
381
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,518
Because of the diversity mandates.
382
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,020
You know, Stewart only got one,
383
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,606
and me and his mom
had to make that happen.
384
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,067
Shh.
385
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,652
You know, he doesn't even play sports.
386
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:55,282
But this coach got him in,
and who do you think got him that meeting?
387
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,117
Totally unfair.
388
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,829
Garrett,
389
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:07,002
the reason that Stewart didn't get in
is because he's stupid. Like his dad.
390
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,213
You think so?
391
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,058
What the hell wrong with this?
392
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,310
Who is that?
393
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,896
- Ah, hell.
- Don't shoot. Can I come in?
394
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,233
I can't make no promises,
'cause my gun is always locked and loaded.
395
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,652
Do you understand? Trying to insult me.
396
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,322
Going to just insult my dignity.
All I was trying to do was help you.
397
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,950
That's just wrong.
And you ain't apologizing, nothing.
398
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,992
I got money.
399
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,163
Well, come on in the house here.
What you waiting on? Come on in here.
400
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,541
Give it to me.
401
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,836
Twenty dollars. Hoo.
Lord, what I-- 40 dollars.
402
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,672
This ain't gonna get you nothing
but a few minutes of my time.
403
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:53,965
What you want?
404
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,343
I screwed up, okay?
I screwed up with B.J. Um…
405
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,887
I was wrong. I was wrong. Okay?
406
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,305
In two days, he's getting in a car
407
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,808
with those same kids
who told him his heritage doesn't matter,
408
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,811
and they're taking him across the country
to see this college,
409
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,230
but they're gonna stop at Graceland.
410
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,649
Graceland? Elvis Presley's Graceland?
411
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,484
- Black people go to Graceland?
- Mm-hm.
412
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:17,071
Yeah, they want to show him
where rock and roll started.
413
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,657
What the hell you talking about,
where rock and roll originated?
414
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,827
- Little Richard started rock and roll.
- I know.
415
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,787
Little Richard started, "Wooo!"
416
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,122
- I know.
- What the hell?
417
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,916
Tell him he ain't going
with them children.
418
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,752
Mm, I… I can't do that.
419
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,172
What you mean you can't do it?
Didn't you buy the damn car?
420
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,632
If you bought the car,
you make the damn rules.
421
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:40,261
Yes, but our house doesn't work that way.
It's a little different in my house.
422
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,138
Brian, do me a favor.
423
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,016
Don't come to my damn house
asking for my advice and not taking it.
424
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,268
You're working on my damn nerves.
I'm too old for this.
425
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,271
All right. I'm sorry.
What should I do? Tell me and I'll do it.
426
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,564
Is you sure?
427
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,610
Yes, I'm desperate.
I'll take your advice. I'm really…
428
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,698
All right. First thing you do
is tell him he ain't going with them boys.
429
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,742
Madea, he can't go alone.
430
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,411
Look, I don't have time to drive him,
but he can't go by himself.
431
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:08,332
He'll get lost. He's never been
outta my sight for more than two days.
432
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:12,002
- Brian, he ain't gonna go by hisself.
- Oh, you gonna bring him?
433
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,670
Hell, no. I ain't taking him.
Joe gonna take him.
434
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,548
He ain't going by hisself.
Your daddy will take him. Go ask him.
435
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,134
You… You've got jokes to--
436
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,178
What? What?
437
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,679
Joe will take him on that road trip
438
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,765
and teach him
everything he need to know about life.
439
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,058
And being a pimp.
440
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,685
Ain't nothing wrong with being a pimp.
I had plenty pimps.
441
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:34,565
No, I can't let my son learn
all the things my daddy taught me.
442
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,235
No. No. No.
443
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,738
That boy is grown. Stop babying him.
You want him to have some balance?
444
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,741
- Let Joe give him balance.
- Yes, balance. Not be dead.
445
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,327
You done taught him one side.
Joe will teach him the other side.
446
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,579
Hopefully, he fall right
in the middle. Okay?
447
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,082
Or he'll land in jail.
And my daddy won't go for it anyway.
448
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,292
No. So it's-- No. No. No.
449
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,585
Let me tell you something.
450
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,879
All you gotta do
is give Joe a ho and a pork chop,
451
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,423
and he'll do anything you want.
Trust me. I know. Okay?
452
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,260
Secondly, your son,
you tell him how it's gonna be.
453
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,053
You don't be like,
"Would you please--" No!
454
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,639
That's your child.
You tell him what the hell he gonna to do.
455
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,683
Did you hear what you said?
A ho and pork chop.
456
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,602
Go on. That's all I got to say.
Get the hell outta my face.
457
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,604
Fine. Fine. Fine.
458
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,149
- I'll talk to him.
- Gotta get this sewing machine fixed.
459
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,818
I don't wanna do this.
460
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,904
Yeah. What's your name? Gypsy Rose.
461
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,824
Oh, shit. No. I gotta get off the phone.
462
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:25,992
- Hey.
- Yeah.
463
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,329
Hey, Daddy.
I wanted to come sit down and talk to you.
464
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,665
The hell you calling me "Daddy" for?
You don't see me on the phone?
465
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,875
I don't want them hos
thinking I'm your daddy.
466
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:38,838
- What impression will they get? You're 80?
- That I'm a motherfucking stallion.
467
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,675
- What you want?
- Okay, Madea came up with this crazy idea.
468
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,927
For some reason,
she thinks it would be a good idea--
469
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:49,140
I think this is comical, really.
for you to drive B.J. across country
470
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,977
and teach him about life,
and take him on his college road trip.
471
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,979
I just thought, "That is so ridiculous."
472
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,148
"That is so… Not my daddy.
He wouldn't do that."
473
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,568
I'm sorry.
Motherfucker, what you laughing at?
474
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,695
I mean, Daddy, come on.
You taught me lessons.
475
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,281
Surely, you'd get arrested
for some of those things today.
476
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:09,410
Nigga, tell me one thing
I did that was bad to your Black ass.
477
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,620
- You're not serious, right?
- No, nigga. Go on.
478
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:16,042
Fucking tell me, nigga.
Name one thing I did that was so bad.
479
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:20,212
Okay. What about the time that I told you
I was waiting for Santa by the chimney?
480
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,297
Remember what you did?
481
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,215
What you asking me about Santa Claus for?
482
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:25,426
Do you believe
in Santa Claus now, motherfucker?
483
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,012
There ain't no motherfucking Santa Claus!
I am Santa Claus!
484
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:31,515
I work day and night to make sure
you had the bullshit. You see these shoes?
485
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:35,144
You see this shoe? I bought this shit.
I bought both this shits.
486
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,605
- Say what?
- I'm stuck!
487
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,108
You're stuck? I'm holding you.
Your ass ain't stuck.
488
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,486
Ah, shit. You stuck.
489
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,823
Help! Let me out! Let me out!
490
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:48,741
Hey!
491
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,202
I don't know that little nigga.
492
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,787
I was stuck in that chimney
for three days.
493
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,205
How the hell a fat-ass white man
494
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,499
gonna get down the chimney
in a Black neighborhood?
495
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,001
I wanna know how the motherfucker
gonna get in the neighborhood
496
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,711
when nobody knows him, in a damn red suit.
497
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,339
Where we grew up,
that motherfucker would've been robbed.
498
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,800
Okay, what about the time
you taught me how to swim?
499
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,803
Swim camp? What is you thinking?
You gonna go to some damn swim camp?
500
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,514
You think you white?
I ain't got no money for swim camp.
501
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,518
Stop hanging around white children.
You ain't gonna-- Swim, motherfucker!
502
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,523
I don't care
if there are alligators. Swim!
503
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,777
There's alligators in the water!
They gonna get me!
504
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,113
Then swim fast, nigga.
505
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:30,282
Yeah, but when you came outta that water,
I bet you could swim.
506
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:32,827
Fear will make you do some shit
that you were…
507
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,413
You was almost Jesus
walking on that water, nigga.
508
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,165
You was scared.
Now you swim like a Michael-damn-Phelps.
509
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:41,168
- There were alligators in the water.
- But did you die?
510
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:45,506
Or what about the time when I came home,
innocent kid, just asked you,
511
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:48,050
"Daddy, where do babies come from?"
512
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,093
What'd you do?
513
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,971
You wanna know where babies come from?
Look, motherfucker! Look!
514
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,722
Don't turn your head. Look.
515
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,015
Get on your knees and look.
516
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:57,017
Look up that pussy. Look up that pussy!
517
00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:01,188
That's where
a motherfucking baby comes from.
518
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:03,650
Shut up and push, bitch.
I gotta get you back on the corner.
519
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,652
Little Brian, you see this shit?
520
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,029
That's where a baby come from.
521
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,740
Hurry up, bitch,
we gotta get back to Soul Train.
522
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:15,244
Now you know where babies come from.
Again, nigga, did you die?
523
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,204
Was you living? Did you die?
524
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:20,291
You know what? This is a bad idea.
This is a really bad idea.
525
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,709
Madea, this is a bad idea!
526
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:26,840
What the hell you still sittin' here for?
Take your ass over there, Donald Glover.
527
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:30,135
Okay.
528
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,262
Okay.
529
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:37,934
Get your ass…
530
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,525
Swing!
531
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,070
Lightning! Lightning! Lightning!
532
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,490
Fireball, fireball, lightning, fireball!
533
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,409
You can't do both at the same time!
534
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,579
- Yeah, uh…
- Who that? Answer it.
535
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,415
Oh, shit. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
536
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,584
Hey, Daddy, how you doin'?
537
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,419
Nigga, what you want? Shit!
538
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:07,338
Okay, I thought about it long and hard,
539
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:11,550
and I think that you should drive B.J.
across country on this college road trip.
540
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:14,136
Can you do that for me?
What do you say? For the family?
541
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:17,014
Hell no, I ain't be drivin' nowhere.
You done 'sulted me now.
542
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,432
I ain't gonna drive nowhere.
543
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:21,477
I know, you're "'sulted." Um…
544
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,394
I'll pay you.
545
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:26,524
That's all you had to say. Shit.
I'd drive him to hell for the right money.
546
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:30,819
Uh, but look, I'll tell you this one time.
I'm gonna do this my way, understand?
547
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,697
I hear you, I just don't want him
to get hurt. If there's a way--
548
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,534
Fuck if that fucker get--
I don't give a fuck that fucker get hurt!
549
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,954
We gonna do this my way.
Get off of my motherfucking phone!
550
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,625
He's gonna get hurt.
551
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,043
Joe, what he say?
552
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,045
I told him I'm gonna drive him over there.
553
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,046
You gonna drive?
554
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,715
I'm about to ruin that little bastard.
555
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:55,554
Joe, go easy on that boy.
He still play with StomBob SquarePan.
556
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,682
Ah, hell no. When he come back,
he gonna be scarred.
557
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,183
- Pull right up.
- Okay.
558
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:02,768
Come on, closer to the curb.
559
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:03,894
- You got it.
- You sure?
560
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,272
That's great, son. That's really great.
561
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,108
That's good. All right, park. We're good.
562
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,945
Dad, I really think this trip
will be much more pleasurable
563
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,780
with Stewart and Todd. I mean…
564
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,198
No. No, this is best.
565
00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:19,868
But why? You haven't said anything.
Did I do something wrong?
566
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:21,745
You never wanted me
to spend time with Grandpa.
567
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,831
Yeah, I know, but your Grandpa,
568
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,458
he really wanted this
and he really likes you.
569
00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:29,503
No, he doesn't.
He reminds me all the time.
570
00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:33,174
Okay, I didn't wanna tell you this,
but I think you're old enough to know.
571
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,385
- What?
- He's dying.
572
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,012
- Dying?
- Yeah.
573
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,223
What? That's so awful.
When did you find out?
574
00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:43,017
A few minutes ago.
575
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:46,353
And, listen, he really
wants to spend this time with you.
576
00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:49,690
So you two driving across country,
I think it'd be a fantastic thing
577
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,150
for the both of you, you know?
578
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,235
- Really?
- Yeah, this is his dying wish.
579
00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:54,737
He wants to spend the time with you.
580
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,531
And, listen, whatever you do,
do not tell him that I said that.
581
00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:59,533
He doesn't want anybody to know,
he's really hard.
582
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:01,035
- He's hard.
- Yeah, he is.
583
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,911
But here's the great thing.
584
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:07,916
You get to teach him in his last days
how to be more alive and aware,
585
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:10,502
and educate him on all the things
you teach me all the time.
586
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,338
It's a great thing you can do for him.
587
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,214
Yeah.
588
00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,593
- Hey, hey.
- Come on in.
589
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:18,428
Hi, Aunt Medea.
590
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,639
- How's it going?
- Hey, B.J.
591
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,141
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
That graduation was just loverly.
592
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,143
Yeah. Thanks. Thanks.
593
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,520
I actually finished
all my classes last semester,
594
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,523
so the whole thing
was a tad superfluous for me.
595
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:34,026
- My boy.
- Yeah. At least for my liking.
596
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,319
But the ceremony was nice
597
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,112
- For the families.
- Yeah, for the families.
598
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:40,074
Oh, so humble. Look at that. Um…
599
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:44,953
So they tell me you driving cross country
to look at a college up in California.
600
00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:46,705
- Yep.
- Go ahead, baby. Uh-huh.
601
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,457
All the way to Malibu, they tell me.
602
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:52,212
Listen. You go on with your grandpa,
y'all gonna have a good time. So much fun.
603
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,380
You sure he thinks so?
604
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,382
Of course he does. Why would you say that?
605
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:59,760
Because whenever he sees me,
he says, "Boy, get the hell away from me."
606
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,970
He's very aggressive. Every time.
607
00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:05,432
Come on. That's his love language.
Okay? It's all good. Hey, Daddy.
608
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,559
- Hey, Grandpa.
- Get the hell away from me, li'l nigga.
609
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,437
- See?
- Why you always push him away?
610
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:14,858
'Cause every time he talk to me,
he stick his butt out when he hug me.
611
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,277
Damn hands softer than a ladybug.
612
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:18,946
You ready for this trip, li'l nigga?
613
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,948
- What did he call me?
- No, no, no. Daddy.
614
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:25,202
Can we… can we dial the language back
a little bit, please?
615
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:30,249
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Motherfucking nigga in the nigga's house
616
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,001
With the niggas, nigga
617
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:35,045
- Shit.
- It's gonna be all right, Brian.
618
00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,797
I ain't gonna make it with this fucker.
619
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,048
Don't call him no fucker.
620
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,967
His mama was on that shit
when she was pregnant.
621
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,386
- My mom was what?
- Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
622
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:45,556
Speaking of allergies,
I have your EpiPen right here.
623
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,726
And I've got some extra snacks there.
Yeah. And, Dad, no nuts.
624
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,561
He cannot have any nuts.
No nuts for this kid.
625
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,690
- Right. I can tell he ain't got no nuts.
- What?
626
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,650
And in the front,
we've got extra gluten-free bars.
627
00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:58,068
So you'll be good on the road.
628
00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:59,903
What a "gluter." Who got a "gluter"?
629
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:04,366
Baby, you ain't gonna need all that.
I made hummus, pig feets, and tater salad.
630
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:05,826
- Little fried chicken.
- Pig's feet?
631
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,370
- Chicken legs. You'll enjoy it.
- I'm sorry, Aunt Medea.
632
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:12,249
You said pig's feet?
I'm sorry, I'm a vegan. I can't eat that.
633
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:16,503
Oh, that's okay. I got Vienna sausage.
You want some Vienna sausage?
634
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:17,838
"Vianna sausage." Uh…
635
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,132
- Did you explain to them what that means?
- It's okay.
636
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,843
Why don't you explain
to your grandpa what… your car?
637
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,094
- Tell him about your car.
- Oh!
638
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,429
- Okay, sure.
- Yeah.
639
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,264
- Yeah.
- What car?
640
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:30,434
Uh, right there. It's electric.
641
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,685
What the shit is that?
642
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:32,978
It's good for the environment.
643
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:36,315
And all information we'll need
for recharging is on this app. See?
644
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,232
You got an apple?
645
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:39,943
He say "apple"? I got some tangerines.
646
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:42,237
- Y'all want tangerines?
- I got pear and a plum.
647
00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:43,489
No, no, an app.
648
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,532
These are the places
we'll stop to recharge
649
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,075
so we can make it to California.
650
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,452
- What?
- It's gonna be really good.
651
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,205
I'm gonna app your ass.
You better hide-- Who the hell--
652
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,623
- Right.
- I'll app your ass.
653
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:53,708
Nigga, we can hear you.
654
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,126
- Oh, sorry.
- Get the hell away from me.
655
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,961
I'm just… Okay.
656
00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:00,589
You're okay. Pretty cool right, Dad?
657
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,633
Is it cool? You know what, son?
658
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,469
I failed with you.
I really, really failed.
659
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,386
What? Why?
660
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:07,888
I don't know what that is out there,
661
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:12,559
but I'm not going across the country
that God made in a Duracell, okay?
662
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,477
We going in my car.
663
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,521
- Your car?
- Yep! Come on.
664
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:16,605
- What?
- What? I…
665
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,649
- I'll show you a real car.
- Just go with it.
666
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,109
- I just charged it.
- It's okay. Don't worry about it.
667
00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,487
Come on. There she is.
668
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:24,988
Big Ruby.
669
00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:28,033
I ain't been in this garage
in a long time.
670
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,494
Ooh, it look good, Joe. It look real good.
671
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,745
What is…?
672
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:34,581
- It's… It's a classic. It'll be fine.
- A classic?
673
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:35,499
Yeah.
674
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,001
Dad, this car uses fossil fuels.
675
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,336
No. It run on gas.
676
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,587
What's the matter?
677
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:42,714
He's just environmentally conscious.
That's all.
678
00:30:42,715 --> 00:30:45,259
Oh, he's environmentally conscious.
679
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,344
- Yeah, push it hard.
- How do you even…
680
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,638
- Push it hard.
- Nigga, put some muscle in, motherfucker.
681
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:52,516
Put some muscle in your thumb.
You don't jack off?
682
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,851
There we go. There we go.
683
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,394
Ah, it's all rusted.
684
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,938
Classics usually have some corrosion,
but it's okay.
685
00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,273
What are these books?
686
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:02,693
Baby, them is called maps.
That's how we got around back in the day.
687
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,571
We opened up a map
and found out where we was going.
688
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,239
We didn't have all this PGS.
689
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,783
- And the squares?
- That is an eight-track tape.
690
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:11,743
This little nigga don't know nothing.
691
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:12,995
Is this real leather?
692
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,664
Grandpa, do you know how bad
this car is for the environment?
693
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:16,874
Environment? Hell, no.
694
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:20,211
You know what? People my age,
all in the Congress, like Mitch McConnell?
695
00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:27,801
They don't care about no environment.
Know why? They old as shit.
696
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:30,637
By the time the planet fall apart,
everybody be dead, won't give a shit.
697
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,306
Everybody gonna be dead.
698
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,391
He knows nothing about that.
I've been telling him…
699
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,642
Don't worry about it.
700
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,436
- He'll have a good time.
- …talk stuff.
701
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:40,814
Hey, it's all right. Okay?
It's all right. You're gonna be fine.
702
00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:41,940
- What is it?
- Father…
703
00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:43,442
- He'll be all right.
- Police.
704
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:44,651
- What is it?
- Call the police.
705
00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:47,279
- What is it?
- There's a gun. He's gonna kill me.
706
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,281
Yeah, I'm gonna take him. He all good.
707
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,033
- She won't allow it.
- There's a gun.
708
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,200
I see it. Yeah.
709
00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:53,785
Okay, I got it. I got it.
710
00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:56,079
There we go. I got it. I got it. I got it.
711
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:00,667
- Listen, this is your turn to educate him.
- I'm not gonna make it.
712
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,669
It's gonna be fine. You're gonna make it.
713
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:06,381
Dad, I got his EpiPen
and extra asthma medicine, just in case.
714
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:09,009
He got asthma medication.
Get this bullshit outta here.
715
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,678
- I can just walk to California.
- No, you're gonna drive.
716
00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:13,305
Get in the car.
717
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:16,433
This will be good for you, okay?
I got your bags right here.
718
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,685
You're gonna enjoy it, okay? Get in.
719
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:21,647
You're gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.
720
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:23,106
It's gonna be good.
721
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,192
Is this a prank? Where are the seat belts?
722
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,945
Your dad better tell you
what the hell he did that time.
723
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,614
- Why I ain't got no seat belt in my car.
- What?
724
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,825
When I was a kid, I cut them out.
He beat me with them. Just hold on.
725
00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:35,160
Father. Please.
726
00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,244
You're gonna be all right.
727
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:38,163
You're gonna be fine, son.
728
00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:39,373
Grandpa, wait.
729
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,791
Grandpa.
730
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:44,753
You're gonna be all right, nigga.
731
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:45,963
Y'all gonna be all right.
732
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,131
- Gonna be fine.
- Y'all gonna have a good time.
733
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,008
- Madea!
- Hey, Inez, how you doing?
734
00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:51,176
He's not gonna be fine.
735
00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:52,970
Yeah, Joe finna take him on the road.
736
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:56,139
- You gotta be kidding me.
- Yeah, I know he finna mess him up.
737
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,391
That poor baby.
738
00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,643
What did I do?
739
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,895
Come on here. I put on some cabbage.
740
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,316
Don't worry about all that smoke,
it'll burn off.
741
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,485
We'll be dead by then.
742
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,905
- Nobody gonna be dead, boy. Hush.
- Yes, we will.
743
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,032
- What?
- Hey.
744
00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:16,244
- What is that?
- Take that out and shake it.
745
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,579
- Papa was a rollin' stone
- Yes, he was…
746
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,415
- It's a photo?
- No, that's a picture.
747
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,125
We gonna take a lot of them on the road.
748
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:26,628
- You can take these on your phone now.
- I'm not gonna have all that on my phone.
749
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:30,132
That's how the government be getting
young people, looking at all your shit.
750
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,092
I mean, it's a waste of paper. I mean…
751
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:35,262
Waste of what? Reach down
that glove box and get me that water.
752
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,639
Thank you so much, I appreciate it.
753
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,724
You're drinking?
754
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,142
- Yeah.
- Why?
755
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:40,977
'Cause I'm driving.
756
00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:43,855
Where the hell else you drink?
757
00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:47,983
- Can we change the song?
- What's wrong with the song?
758
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:49,359
You don't hear the lyrics?
759
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,695
- What's wrong with them?
- He said she's 16.
760
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,946
That's illegal.
761
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:55,366
Hell, my wife was 13 when we got married.
762
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:56,867
Thirteen?
763
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,953
Yes, hell, I was 13.
764
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:02,956
That's disgusting.
What multiverse is this?
765
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,584
- What is you talking about, boy?
- Continue on to I-75 North.
766
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:06,543
What the hell is that?
767
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:09,212
Oh. Oh, that's the, uh, GPS.
768
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,256
I mapped out the entire trip,
so we won't get lost.
769
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:14,342
No, hell no, we ain't gonna need that.
Take that-- Turn--
770
00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:17,262
I thought damn Judy Jetson
in the trunk telling us where to go.
771
00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:21,392
Thought I locked one of my hos there.
Here, boy, there's a map. Read that map.
772
00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:27,731
Grandpa, you know the shortest distance
between two points is a straight line?
773
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:30,859
You have us going to all these places
that are way out of the way.
774
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,902
I mean, why?
775
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,570
Boy, you know you complain a lot.
776
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:36,114
Reach in that glove box
and get you one of them joints.
777
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,950
You need to smoke something, shit.
778
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:39,576
Marijuana?
779
00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,244
Yeah, kush.
780
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,537
Isn't that illegal?
781
00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:43,872
In some states.
782
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,791
As long as you don't get caught,
you all right.
783
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,210
Oh.
784
00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:51,254
- My gosh. You're gonna kill us.
- What you doing?
785
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,589
- Nothing.
- Texting your daddy?
786
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,674
- No.
- I believe you're texting your daddy.
787
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:56,843
What you saying to him? Lemme see.
788
00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:59,471
Personal space, Grandpa.
You can't look at people's messages.
789
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:00,972
- Really?
- Yes, that's rude.
790
00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:02,641
- You don't need that shit.
- Grandpa!
791
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:05,018
- What? You ain't gonna need that shit.
- Why did you do that?
792
00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:08,313
I am gonna need it.
I need it for directions and the Internet.
793
00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:09,648
I was gonna take pictures.
794
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:13,318
Now you gotta use the damn Polaroid.
Take that with you. Shit.
795
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:15,904
How am I supposed to contact my dad?
796
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:18,657
I don't think you need to talk
to him for another damn lifetime.
797
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,909
He done fucked you up enough.
Sit back, relax.
798
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,829
Let's fuck up the ozone in this Buick.
799
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:28,125
Young hearts run free…
800
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,042
Grandpa!
801
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:30,795
I'm trying to drive, shit.
802
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:35,632
- I'm trying to get over.
- You're doing a great job!
803
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:38,301
Hey, bitch. How we get to the interstate?
804
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:40,805
To yourself be true…
805
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,515
You ever see this country, boy?
806
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:47,185
Well, I mean,
I follow a few nature TikTokers.
807
00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:49,312
What the hell is a TickerTocker?
808
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:51,773
I could've shown you
if you hadn't thrown my phone out.
809
00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:54,943
Since you had that phone,
all you do is sit and look at it.
810
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,987
Them folks tricked y'all.
Got y'all looking at it.
811
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,322
Won't even look up
and see the whole damn world.
812
00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:03,577
What? Well, it's a supercomputer
that can process information in seconds.
813
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:06,204
I mean, that's my entire generation.
814
00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:08,498
Your generation has been fooled, son.
815
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:11,459
They tell y'all what to think,
how to think, what to look at.
816
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,171
They feed y'all that shit
and y'all don't even know the difference.
817
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:17,841
And y'all don't know how
to talk to nobody, greet nobody, nothing.
818
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:20,760
Well, if you ask me,
texting is much easier than talking.
819
00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:23,054
You don't wanna talk to me,
you wanna text me?
820
00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:24,890
You can't. I threw your damn phone out.
821
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,933
I use mine for studying.
822
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:29,978
You don't need that damn thing to study.
When I was running all my hos,
823
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:32,565
I had everything in my head.
Put it in your head.
824
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,942
I ain't gonna make it with this one.
825
00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:38,612
If I had a Tesla,
it'd take me right to my phone.
826
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:39,863
You say what?
827
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,990
It'd take us exactly
where you threw it out the car.
828
00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:44,868
- It can self drive too.
- A car that drives itself?
829
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,246
- Yeah.
- That's too passive. I don't want that.
830
00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:54,211
You and I, we on it
831
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,755
That thang
832
00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:57,965
Mm
833
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:04,596
See, you and I together
834
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:07,391
We the same…
835
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,226
- Grandpa.
- What?
836
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,936
Grandpa, wait! Hey!
837
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,063
- What?
- You passed Graceland!
838
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,272
I wanted to go there.
839
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:16,525
I wanted to see
the man that started it all.
840
00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:19,904
Nigga, who told you that
Elvis Presley started rock and roll?
841
00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:23,114
Austin Butler. Duh.
842
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:25,951
Can we please go?
We're not that far. We can make it still.
843
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:28,453
- They closed.
- What? My phone said it was open.
844
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:30,164
Well, check your phone,
see what it say now.
845
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,085
- I can't. No, I can't.
- You don't have that. Sit back and relax.
846
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,547
We're gonna go up here and stop
and eat and get a room for the night.
847
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,174
God.
848
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:49,642
How you doing?
Good to see you, boy. Come on.
849
00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:55,397
How you doing? Yeah, you sexy.
You better watch it, I'll take your bitch.
850
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:59,234
- Grandpa. You talk about people like that?
- These women like you talking about sex.
851
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:02,530
Look how sexy she is. All you gotta do
is say they sexy. Shut the fuck up, nigga!
852
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,533
Hey, Geraldine! Geraldine! Geraldine!
853
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,617
- Come here, baby.
- Hey!
854
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:10,829
- How you doing? Good to see you.
- I'm okay. How you doing?
855
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:13,123
I'm good. That my grandson right there.
856
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,292
- Hey, grandson. How you doing?
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
857
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,960
You hungry? Want something to eat?
858
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,546
Oh, yes, thank you.
Um, I'm not picky at all.
859
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:22,008
As long as it's vegan,
gluten-free, and responsibly farmed.
860
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:25,927
- What the fuck is he talking about?
- Uh, don't worry about it.
861
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:28,388
- Get him your some of your famous chicken.
- Chicken?
862
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,224
- You gonna like my chicken.
- She can fry that damn chicken.
863
00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:34,019
I'm sure I would,
but I can't eat that. No.
864
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,646
What's wrong with chicken?
And get him some Wild Turkey.
865
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:38,440
Would you like a Coca-Cola?
866
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,568
Uh, no, I can't even drink anything
with phosphoric acid.
867
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,528
I'll take a bottle of room-temp water.
868
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:46,614
Don't worry about him, Geraldine.
Go on. Get on that thing.
869
00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:49,117
Look at that ass. She looking good.
870
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,201
- Grandpa.
- What?
871
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:52,412
You can't do that. That's objectification.
872
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:55,332
That ain't no objectification.
Looking at her ass?
873
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,334
That's toxic masculinity.
You can't do that.
874
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,044
What is that? Toxic masculinity?
875
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:00,628
- Yes.
- Boy…
876
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:02,173
I'm about to blow my fucking brains out.
877
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,217
Boy, do you even like booty?
878
00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:06,886
Yes!
879
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,262
I appreciate the functionality
of the rectum.
880
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:12,057
- Don't have to say it like that.
- "The functionality of the rectum."
881
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:13,641
Son, let me just ask you this.
882
00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:16,644
Do you like girls?
883
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:20,273
I'm just saying, I think the gender binary
is a patriarchal construct
884
00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:24,027
made up to segregate and minimize
the contributions of humanity.
885
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,614
You about to end up on The First 48.
886
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,241
That's where motherfuckers
like you disappear.
887
00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:33,996
…please welcome back
to the stage our very own Miss Millie.
888
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,248
I had a man
889
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,751
He beat me every night…
890
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:42,629
That's some singing right there, boy.
That's real singing.
891
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,297
It's really loud in here.
892
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:45,507
Then shut the fuck up!
893
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:47,426
To make sure he got it right
894
00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:50,930
He killed my dog!
895
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,891
Said he bite too low
896
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:57,268
That's it there. That's it. All right.
897
00:39:57,269 --> 00:40:01,147
Put roller skates
On old Granny's crutches
898
00:40:01,148 --> 00:40:03,900
'Cause she was moving too slow
899
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,445
I've had hard knocks, hard rocks
900
00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,030
Hardships, it's been hard, you see…
901
00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:10,782
You just looking at that damn chicken,
902
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:11,866
but it smell good.
903
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,535
I've had hardware…
904
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,371
I'm sorry. I can't-- I can't eat this.
905
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:17,414
What you mean?
906
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,375
I can't. Do you know what they do
to these chickens when they harvest them?
907
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:21,709
They fry them motherfuckers.
908
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:25,880
Yes, but they pump them with hormones.
And this chick had a parent at one point.
909
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:28,258
I can't eat anything with parents.
I'm sorry.
910
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,551
Then whatever girl you get with
911
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,554
gonna be real disappointed
that you can't eat her.
912
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,682
- That's cannibalism. I can't do that.
- That's cunnilinger, nigga. Shit!
913
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,185
You don't know what the hell I'm…
Just eat the French fry or something.
914
00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:42,021
- I can't eat the fries.
- Why? What's wrong with French fries?
915
00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:44,399
- It's a potato, nigga!
- Because it's not gluten-free.
916
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,401
What is this glue you keep talking about?
917
00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,612
Why are all you motherfuckers
talking about glue?
918
00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:50,989
Elmer glue? They told you not to eat glue?
919
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:53,241
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- Gluten.
920
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,993
My dad won't let me have it.
921
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:57,162
- Why?
- He says it's bad for me.
922
00:40:57,163 --> 00:41:00,332
He say it's bad for you?
How do you know if you never had it?
923
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:05,463
Eat this motherfucking chicken.
924
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,548
Not bad, is it?
925
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,300
Chew it, motherfucker! Chew it!
926
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,426
I can't.
927
00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:14,345
There's bird muscles in my mouth.
928
00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:16,973
If you spit on me again,
I'll knock you in your teeth.
929
00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:20,059
You ain't gonna be able
to eat nothing but soup. Listen to me.
930
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,853
This is a long-ass trip.
931
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:24,355
You better eat this damn chicken
because you'll be hungry.
932
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:26,691
I threw all that shit out
your daddy put in the car.
933
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:27,984
What? Grandpa, why?
934
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,069
What do you mean?
You ain't gonna need all that shit.
935
00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:31,488
I do need it.
936
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,822
Your ass is gonna starve.
937
00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:34,824
…hard seats, heartbreaks and…
938
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:37,369
All right, here I go. Here I go.
Let me in. Let me in.
939
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:42,540
I've had hard lovin', hard hairs
940
00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:44,960
While havin' hardcore
941
00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:49,797
I've had hard heart, heartaches
942
00:41:49,798 --> 00:41:53,719
And right now I'm not doin' too fine
943
00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:58,681
'Cause the hardest thing
I'm getting right now
944
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,851
Is hard times
945
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,944
Go on and hold that door.
Go on in there. Here. Hey, there!
946
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:16,282
Hey, Joe. This must be your grandson
'cause he look just like you.
947
00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,325
- How are you?
- Good.
948
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:20,787
Your boy don't look like me.
I'm way taller than him. Man.
949
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:21,829
Everything ready?
950
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:24,499
Yeah, it is.
But you know you gotta be outta here…
951
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,709
- Early. I appreciate it.
- Early now. Okay.
952
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:28,670
- I appreciate you.
- Here's a key.
953
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:30,463
- Thank you.
- I know. You're welcome.
954
00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,215
- Come on.
- Are those caramel candies?
955
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,509
Boy, get your ass out here in the car
and get the bags!
956
00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:36,177
- I was trying to…
- What's wrong with you?
957
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:38,847
- Can you send those to our room?
- Get up out here.
958
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:59,326
This phone still has a cord?
959
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:01,704
A thick Bible.
960
00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:06,541
And who had room service already?
961
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,252
Grandpa, where do you have us?
962
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,844
Somebody's hat?
963
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,143
There's already
somebody's clothes in here.
964
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,896
This is way too small to be Grandpa's.
965
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:54,464
Oh.
966
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,757
Oh!
967
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,425
- Dad, how's it--
- Dad?
968
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:58,635
Hello?
969
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,219
B.J., yeah, I thought you were my dad.
970
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:04,098
No. He threw my phone out the window,
so I'm using his. Can you believe that?
971
00:44:04,099 --> 00:44:06,643
Wait, wait, wait.
He threw your phone out of the window?
972
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,936
Why are you on his phone?
He didn't have a password?
973
00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:10,938
No, he did. It was disgusting.
974
00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:14,359
How did you think
of a disgusting pa-- Never mind.
975
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,779
How's it going? You having a good time?
Yeah? Everything good? It's going great?
976
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,823
Oh, it's actually funny you ask that,
because it's going terrible.
977
00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:22,742
He's got me at this random motel
978
00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:25,078
with furniture that's been here
long before I was born.
979
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:28,581
Some random guy's clothes are hanging
in our closet with stuff all in the room.
980
00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:29,624
He force-fed me chicken,
981
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:31,627
and now the room's shaking
like a category 4.
982
00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:33,753
Slow down. All right?
983
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:36,172
As far as the chicken, it's okay.
984
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:39,342
You know, just one piece of chicken's
not gonna kill you.
985
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:43,137
So all you gotta do for the snoring
is just poke him a little bit.
986
00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:46,057
I'm not gonna do that
because he's farting and it's really bad.
987
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:48,101
Dad, I'm not gonna make it through this.
988
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:51,229
He's rude and belligerent
and he said we couldn't go to Graceland,
989
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,564
and I know it's not closed
because I looked it up,
990
00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,775
and he told me it was.
He said it was closed.
991
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:58,444
- He's lying to me.
- B.J. B.J. B.J. It's fine, okay?
992
00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,362
You're gonna make it.
993
00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:02,240
Listen, for what it's worth,
I'm so proud of you for what you're doing.
994
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,701
You're taking your grandpa
all across the country
995
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:07,078
and showing him and teaching him things,
996
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,622
and you're making me really proud.
I'm very proud of you.
997
00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:12,166
- So you want me to die with him?
- You won't die with him.
998
00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:13,459
You're gonna live.
999
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:17,004
- This will mean the world to him.
- Can you tell me what's wrong with him?
1000
00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:19,799
Besides everything you just said,
the gas, and being crazy and cranky?
1001
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,801
No, no, I know that. He's psychotic.
1002
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,804
But what's wrong with him?
I mean, what's wrong with his health?
1003
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,807
He's got-- He's got,
uh, high blood pressure.
1004
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,517
But every Black person
has high blood pressure.
1005
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:33,439
- Specifically in our family. We…
- No, okay. He… he has cancer.
1006
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,523
No!
1007
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:36,607
Oh, my!
1008
00:45:36,608 --> 00:45:38,151
- Colon cancer.
- What?
1009
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,236
Yeah. Hey, get back in there.
1010
00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:42,281
If his phone's missing,
he's gonna be really upset.
1011
00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:44,699
Hey, boy, where's my phone?
1012
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,659
- He's calling me. I gotta go.
- It'll be fine.
1013
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,580
No, he gets really violent
with that cane. I have to go now.
1014
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:54,041
- He's gonna disappear.
- You complaining about a mattress.
1015
00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:56,711
- Boy, what's wrong with you?
- It hurts. Look into memory foam.
1016
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:58,421
- You don't know.
- It's good for your back.
1017
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,300
- You don't even understand where you at.
- Especially at your age.
1018
00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:06,346
Oof.
1019
00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,140
What you waiting on?
1020
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:10,016
What do I do?
1021
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,018
Here.
1022
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,312
- What do I do with this?
- This is the key, nigga.
1023
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:15,938
Put the key in there.
1024
00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:16,939
Put it in where?
1025
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:19,358
You don't know what to do
with the key or your dick, do you?
1026
00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:21,402
What does my penis have to do with a car?
1027
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:23,614
Bitch, put it in the little hole
and turn it!
1028
00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:29,285
I'm gonna punch you.
What is wrong with you?
1029
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,244
It scared me.
1030
00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,455
That's 'cause that's a motor.
1031
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,040
Driving around here in an electric car.
1032
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:36,627
You don't even know
what a motor is or a motorboat.
1033
00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:39,045
All right, now back up.
1034
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:42,340
- How do I do that? I don't see a camera.
- You see that handle right there?
1035
00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:45,135
You pull it to you,
pull it down, and put it in "R."
1036
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,262
Put it in "R."
1037
00:46:48,263 --> 00:46:49,764
Boy!
1038
00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:51,183
Hit the brake!
1039
00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:54,435
Boy, what is wrong with you?
1040
00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:57,313
Well, how am I supposed to back this up?
There's no camera, no beeping.
1041
00:46:57,314 --> 00:47:02,277
You put your hand on the headrest
beside you and you back up. Go on, do it.
1042
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,280
Don't you put your hand…
1043
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:07,782
Sorry. You mean my headrest?
1044
00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:09,325
- I will kill you.
- I thought it was…
1045
00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:12,954
You're so aggro. You're making me nervous.
I'm starting to sweat.
1046
00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:17,041
Put it in "D" and let's go on.
Huh. You found the "D" quick, didn't you?
1047
00:47:17,042 --> 00:47:21,421
Trumpet notes ringing
Saxophones swinging
1048
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:27,593
Ah, shit, look at the titties on her
up there on that billboard.
1049
00:47:27,594 --> 00:47:29,263
Look at that billboard, B.J.
1050
00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:32,223
Oh, shit, you don't…
1051
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,227
What is you taking all that medicine for?
You got chemotherapy?
1052
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:38,813
- No.
- What is it?
1053
00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:41,190
It's for my vitamins,
minerals, and antihistamines.
1054
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:42,108
Antihistamines?
1055
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:45,027
Yeah. There's a lot of pollen out here
and I have really bad allergies so…
1056
00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:47,363
You got allergies.
Must be allergic to titties too.
1057
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:50,993
When I showed you that billboard,
you didn't even look up there.
1058
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:55,079
Nigga, why is you putting your lips
all across, around that bottle like that?
1059
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,373
- Don't do that!
- Well, my dad taught me.
1060
00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:58,374
Taught you what?
1061
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:01,794
He said it keeps the air in the bottle,
and it prevents you from having gas.
1062
00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:03,254
Actually, you should try it.
1063
00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:06,090
Nigga, if you don't get that bottle
outta my face,
1064
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,593
I'mma do a recycling plant
in your esophagus.
1065
00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:11,220
Okay, you don't need
to resort to violence, okay?
1066
00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:14,266
I'm just gonna ask. I never been a nigga
to beat around the bush. I'm too old.
1067
00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:16,225
You got a girlfriend?
1068
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:17,644
Glad your goin' my way…
1069
00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:20,771
The hell is you laughing at?
1070
00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:22,231
- Grandpa.
- What?
1071
00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:26,360
- With all this new research on CH4 and…
- C to four?
1072
00:48:26,361 --> 00:48:28,070
- Manure emissions.
- Manure…
1073
00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:30,448
Nobody has time for a girlfriend, Grandpa.
1074
00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:32,950
Everybody make time for pussy.
If you want it.
1075
00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:35,453
- Look, I'm gonna confess something.
- Yeah?
1076
00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:36,954
I haven't told my dad, but…
1077
00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,497
Oh, boy, please don't come out to me.
1078
00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:41,751
Don't come out to me.
I'm not the one you wanna come out to.
1079
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:44,712
Go talk to the she-they-him people.
Don't come out to me.
1080
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:46,548
- No, it's not that. It's just…
- What?
1081
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:48,550
Girls don't really
1082
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:50,343
talk to me.
1083
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:51,844
- No.
- I know.
1084
00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:55,348
A girl don't talk to you?
As short as you are?
1085
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:57,308
I don't know why
they wouldn't talk to you.
1086
00:48:57,309 --> 00:49:00,144
You're all buttoned-up and shit.
You probably don't know what to say.
1087
00:49:00,145 --> 00:49:01,896
If you see a girl, what do you say to her?
1088
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,981
Well, you know,
I do what my dad taught me.
1089
00:49:03,982 --> 00:49:05,316
Show me your swag. What you do?
1090
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:06,817
- You just walk up.
- Yeah.
1091
00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:08,152
- Look in their eyes.
- Yeah.
1092
00:49:08,153 --> 00:49:10,613
And you tell them, "I appreciate you
1093
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,907
and what you've done for this country."
1094
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:15,409
Nigga, is you doing
a commercial for the Army?
1095
00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:17,870
That ain't how no woman
want to be talked to.
1096
00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:20,748
- That's what he told me.
- No. See, I was a pimp in the day.
1097
00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:23,918
This is how I get them.
I walk up to her and be like, "Bitch!"
1098
00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:25,836
"Get in the motherfucking car!"
1099
00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:26,963
- Grandpa!
- What?
1100
00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,464
You can't say that to a woman.
1101
00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:29,548
Why not?
1102
00:49:29,549 --> 00:49:31,051
That's toxic masculinity.
1103
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:33,052
That's what's wrong with you.
1104
00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:35,763
Y'all have got these tacos
and macaroni, made y'all soft.
1105
00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:37,264
I don't know what tacomacle is.
1106
00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:39,517
You see a girl you like,
what you supposed to say if not,
1107
00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:43,270
"Bitch, come in this bathroom.
You good? Come and give me that ass"?
1108
00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:44,188
Grandpa, no.
1109
00:49:44,189 --> 00:49:47,400
How the hell a girl is supposed to know
if you like her if you don't say that?
1110
00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:48,943
Intellectual compatibility.
1111
00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:52,572
Intellectual… Nigga, a dick
don't have no intellect. It's just stupid.
1112
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,576
B.J., let me ask you something.
You ever had a BJ?
1113
00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:59,663
- A peanut butter and jelly? Sans peanuts?
- What?
1114
00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:02,124
Well, I'm allergic to those too, so…
1115
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:06,795
Nah, you ain't had no BJ.
You look like you've been giving them.
1116
00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:11,675
Your daddy done fucked you up.
Fucked you up.
1117
00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:18,014
- I love it, I love it, I love it
- When we're cruisin' together
1118
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,724
I love it…
1119
00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:21,809
Grandpa, can we please get going?
1120
00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:24,103
We're already in Alabama
and I really wanna get to Texas.
1121
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,356
Boy, we getting to go get that.
Shut the hell up, hell.
1122
00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:30,818
I'm gonna want you to drive.
Go on over there and take a picture.
1123
00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:32,904
- What?
- Take a picture right there.
1124
00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:36,908
- Do we have to do this now?
- Just take a picture.
1125
00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:42,705
- There you go.
- All right. Let's go.
1126
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:44,999
- You gonna drive. I wanna drink some more.
- What?
1127
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,045
Get on in the car here, and be careful.
This is the South. You gotta take it easy.
1128
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,338
What is that supposed to mean?
I grew up in Georgia.
1129
00:50:51,339 --> 00:50:53,716
Nigga, you grew up in Atlanta.
This is the South.
1130
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,052
There's a big difference outside of 285.
1131
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,887
Shit.
1132
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,388
This is the real deal.
1133
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:00,973
Come on, start the damn car. Shit.
1134
00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:02,434
All right. All right.
1135
00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:05,561
Got my damn knees all the way up here.
1136
00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:07,521
Nigga, you got to be
this damn close? Shit.
1137
00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:10,066
- Got my nuts in a hammock.
- I'm sorry. I chafe.
1138
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:13,903
Just drive. Can't reach my damn beer.
Look how high my damn knees here.
1139
00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,322
- Okay, well, I'm sorry. I'm trying.
- Turn the fucking corner!
1140
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:18,074
- Which way?
- Turn the fucking corner!
1141
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,659
- I'm going.
- Drive!
1142
00:51:21,953 --> 00:51:24,414
{\an8}I got a thing, huh
1143
00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:28,126
{\an8}A thing called the wobble…
1144
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:32,213
Grandpa, what's all this white stuff?
1145
00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:33,839
Stop right here. Stop. Stop.
1146
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,218
- Put it in park. Put it in park.
- We're in the middle of the road.
1147
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:39,637
That's cotton, boy.
Try to pick one, see how sharp it is.
1148
00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:41,222
- I don't think I should.
- Pick it, boy!
1149
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,225
Pick it like they told you!
Or I'll beat you like the master.
1150
00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:45,684
Pick the motherfucking cotton!
1151
00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:48,562
Do you know how many bales of this shit
we had to pick for your ass?
1152
00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:50,856
- Come on before master come, nigga. Shit.
- What?
1153
00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:53,484
- Master coming. Get in the damn car.
- Is this legal?
1154
00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:56,821
Beautiful, beautiful Mississippi.
1155
00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:58,656
A lot of shit done happen here.
1156
00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:01,493
According to your map,
we are way, way out of the way.
1157
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,870
- What are we doing here?
- Come on, I want you to take a picture.
1158
00:52:04,871 --> 00:52:06,039
Boy, stand there.
1159
00:52:07,999 --> 00:52:09,334
Go on, get in the car.
1160
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:14,965
Lord.
1161
00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:20,719
Grandpa, can we go now?
1162
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,347
Hold on, boy. I'm coming.
1163
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,286
Grandpa.
1164
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:47,080
Do you…
1165
00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:51,376
Grandpa. Ca--
1166
00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:55,045
I gotta go.
1167
00:52:55,046 --> 00:52:57,381
Can you please wake up?
1168
00:52:57,382 --> 00:52:58,716
I have to pee.
1169
00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:00,468
I want to be a cowboy
1170
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:03,847
Going to be a cowboy
1171
00:53:05,932 --> 00:53:07,851
I'm going to be a cowboy
1172
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,396
Want to be a cowboy…
1173
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:14,732
I seriously needed
to use the bathroom, Grandpa!
1174
00:53:14,733 --> 00:53:15,817
I meant it!
1175
00:53:21,114 --> 00:53:22,866
Hello, everybody.
1176
00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:26,369
Nice night out, yeah?
You know when nature calls…
1177
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,039
Is it a meeting tonight or something?
1178
00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:39,090
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Where's your bathroom? I gotta go bad.
1179
00:53:40,508 --> 00:53:42,510
Oh. Actually, I found it. Never mind.
1180
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:46,348
Hi.
1181
00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:48,432
Excuse me.
1182
00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:50,769
When you got to go, you got to go.
1183
00:53:53,521 --> 00:53:54,356
Excuse me.
1184
00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,775
Oh!
1185
00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:58,652
Sorry.
1186
00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:00,819
That's a nice hat.
1187
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,323
I wonder if he went
to the Beyoncé concert.
1188
00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:14,042
What the? Where that boy at?
1189
00:54:16,711 --> 00:54:21,298
This motherfucker is stupid.
1190
00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:24,134
I know he didn't go his ass up in there.
1191
00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:25,637
Come out of there now!
1192
00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:27,430
One second.
1193
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:33,687
Woo! I was looking for the spray.
I left the seat down, but it's all yours.
1194
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,439
Nigger, do you know where you are?
1195
00:54:39,567 --> 00:54:40,819
What?
1196
00:54:41,903 --> 00:54:44,489
Shit! I don't know
the fuck you looking at.
1197
00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:50,578
Embarrassing. Do you guys
have paper towels by chance?
1198
00:54:52,872 --> 00:54:55,083
Okay. All right.
1199
00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:57,626
Oh. Oh!
1200
00:54:57,627 --> 00:54:58,628
Okay. What…
1201
00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:03,299
Look here. I don't want
no trouble from none of y'all.
1202
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:07,928
I'm just trying to find a little boy.
And all I want is a beer and some pussy.
1203
00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:10,140
And you motherfuckers
up in here with this shit.
1204
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:14,310
All I need to know is did you see
a little stupid motherfuck--
1205
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,688
A little intense
for some paper towels, right?
1206
00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:19,274
There's the stupid motherfucker.
1207
00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:22,860
- You the owner of this establishment?
- Come on. Y'all let him go.
1208
00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:25,279
What you doing? Bubba? Bubba.
1209
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,949
Is your name Bubba Jed?
Can you let him go so we can get of here?
1210
00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:30,659
Fuck you, nigger.
1211
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:31,619
Oh, you got attitude.
1212
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,330
Yeah. All right.
1213
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,957
I guess I got to give you motherfuckers
a Black history lesson.
1214
00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:41,086
I'mma teach you white folks
something today about a nigger that's…
1215
00:55:41,087 --> 00:55:42,088
Son of a bitch!
1216
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:44,882
Get me a drink…
1217
00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:46,967
You mother…
1218
00:55:46,968 --> 00:55:49,345
This can't be me…
1219
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:52,640
Tiger motherfucking Woods.
What the hell you…
1220
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:57,269
Oh! Nigga, you done made me damn fart.
1221
00:55:57,270 --> 00:55:58,772
Come out. You wanna square dance?
1222
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,774
Oh, oh…
1223
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:03,525
Ooh, that burns.
1224
00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:04,943
Here we go. Come on!
1225
00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:06,363
Son of a bitch!
1226
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:08,405
Get me a drink…
1227
00:56:08,406 --> 00:56:12,077
You know how many times
Hank Aaron slid into home?
1228
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:14,829
Satchel Paige, bitch.
1229
00:56:15,830 --> 00:56:19,416
If I can't get clean
I'm gonna drink my life away…
1230
00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:20,710
Kidney. Liver.
1231
00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:24,089
Kamikaze!
1232
00:56:27,675 --> 00:56:28,967
Ow.
1233
00:56:28,968 --> 00:56:32,013
I'm sorry. He always been real stupid.
Wrong with you!
1234
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:35,057
Heart. Spleen.
1235
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,600
Okay, let me tell you something.
1236
00:56:36,601 --> 00:56:39,062
You wanna know something else
a Black man invented?
1237
00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:41,980
The motherfucking folding chair.
1238
00:56:41,981 --> 00:56:45,401
Alabama brawl, bitches!
1239
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:46,778
Boom, bitches!
1240
00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:49,280
The swimming hook.
1241
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:53,033
Nigga, that's my colostomy bag.
1242
00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:53,910
Son of a bitch!
1243
00:56:54,911 --> 00:56:56,995
Get me a drink…
1244
00:56:56,996 --> 00:56:58,623
Get over here. Come on.
1245
00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:02,127
Yep, you're stupid. Dumbass.
1246
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:10,551
Do-si-do and round and round,
the stupid motherfucker.
1247
00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:12,469
I'm gonna drink my life away
1248
00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:14,097
Yeah, hey!
1249
00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:33,074
Oh, oh…
1250
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,954
B.J., let's roll up out this bitch.
1251
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:41,248
Oh, oh…
1252
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:43,543
As I said, "We're leaving."
Give me the damn…
1253
00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:46,462
- Take the fucking helmet off.
- Oh!
1254
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,379
Get on out there.
1255
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:48,631
Son of a bitch!
1256
00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:50,592
Get me a drink…
1257
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,760
Grandpa, start the car!
1258
00:57:53,761 --> 00:57:55,345
My broke ass needs a drink.
1259
00:57:55,346 --> 00:57:56,639
Son of a bitch…
1260
00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:02,311
I'm gonna drink my life away
1261
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,188
Yeah
1262
00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:06,565
- Son of a bitch!
- Oh, oh
1263
00:58:06,566 --> 00:58:08,859
- Get me a drink
- Oh, oh
1264
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,862
I'm gonna drink my life away!
1265
00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:16,493
Boy, I know you ain't sad and crying.
1266
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:21,038
Let me tell you something.
1267
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:23,457
And you better not never repeat
I said this shit to you,
1268
00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:26,293
'cause I don't want
nobody thinking I'm fucking soft.
1269
00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:30,798
But every Black man worth his salt
want his child to be better than he was.
1270
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:35,219
Shit, I had a third-grade education
coming out the country.
1271
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:38,805
Picking cotton and shit.
They never thought I was gonna be shit.
1272
00:58:38,806 --> 00:58:40,682
Then your daddy was born.
1273
00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:44,187
Went off to college and school.
Made me proud as hell.
1274
00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:47,440
I never told him that,
but I'm proud of him.
1275
00:58:48,566 --> 00:58:50,985
Then he had you. Now I'm proud of you too.
1276
00:58:51,819 --> 00:58:55,864
You so damn smart.
Way smarter than I've ever, ever been.
1277
00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:56,991
You hear me?
1278
00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:00,536
You're gonna be all right, son.
1279
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:04,540
We did all we could. We fought like hell.
Them motherfuckers trying to hold us down.
1280
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,667
Now it's y'all turn to fight.
1281
00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:07,751
But y'all missing it.
1282
00:59:07,752 --> 00:59:11,255
Letting them trick you on that
TickerTocker, Instagram and all that shit.
1283
00:59:11,256 --> 00:59:15,259
Try to trick you into thinking
that your heritage don't matter.
1284
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:16,802
Nigga, you better remember something.
1285
00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:20,222
People paid for you to be in this seat.
That's the problem with you young fuckers.
1286
00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,808
Y'all don't appreciate
the shit that we went through.
1287
00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:25,270
Got to look back and see
what the fuck we went through.
1288
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:29,106
Think just because,
"Oh, life is better for me."
1289
00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:31,858
No. No, nigga.
Somebody had to pay for that shit.
1290
00:59:31,859 --> 00:59:35,654
Them motherfucking crackers back there?
That's what they think of you.
1291
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:40,158
You dry your motherfucking eyes, man.
The world is tough. You get in that fight.
1292
00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:42,411
You don't feel like fighting,
get up and fight some more.
1293
00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:43,954
That's what it means to be a Black.
1294
00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:47,375
Be a motherfucking nigga.
You fight. Every day you fight.
1295
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:50,587
You gonna be all right.
1296
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:53,338
Shit, we done already did
the heavy lifting.
1297
00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:55,758
Every generation before me
did the heavy lifting.
1298
00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:59,177
All you young niggas
gotta do is live in it.
1299
00:59:59,178 --> 01:00:01,722
And look here.
You think what white folk do to us is bad?
1300
01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:05,309
Look at what niggas doin' to each other.
Shit, killing each other.
1301
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:07,394
Doing all kinds of crazy shit.
1302
01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:09,271
Ain't trying to help nobody no more.
1303
01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:11,440
I don't know
what the fuck wrong with y'all.
1304
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:13,985
I can't stand it.
I can't stand what's happening.
1305
01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:24,078
If you disrespect anybody
That you run into
1306
01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:29,208
How in the world do you think
1307
01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:32,003
Anybody's supposed to respect you?
1308
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,965
Respect yourself
1309
01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:39,217
Da-da-da-da
1310
01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:40,969
Respect yourself
1311
01:00:40,970 --> 01:00:43,430
Dee-dee-dee-dee
1312
01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:45,849
Respect yourself
1313
01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:48,102
Da-da-da-da
1314
01:00:48,686 --> 01:00:51,855
If you don't respect yourself
1315
01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:55,901
Ain't nobody gonna give a good cahoot
1316
01:00:55,902 --> 01:00:57,486
Na-na-na-na, oh, whoa
1317
01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:59,989
Respect yourself
1318
01:01:02,283 --> 01:01:05,786
Come on in, boy. And close the door.
I don't want to get no pneumonia put in.
1319
01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:06,746
Hey, there.
1320
01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:09,456
Hi.
1321
01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,500
Grandpa?
1322
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:12,876
Is this the hotel?
1323
01:01:12,877 --> 01:01:15,004
It's the place where hos don't tell.
1324
01:01:16,881 --> 01:01:18,841
- Oh…
- Come on, sit down. Shit.
1325
01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:21,260
All right now, shit.
1326
01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:24,429
I'll be right with you, sugar.
1327
01:01:24,430 --> 01:01:25,681
Hey, you better hurry up,
1328
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,850
before I tell, uh, Gladys
you ain't out here on your job.
1329
01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:31,061
You know Gladys died nine years ago.
1330
01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:33,063
- Joe!
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hold on. Shit.
1331
01:01:33,064 --> 01:01:34,731
Slow the hell down, shit.
1332
01:01:34,732 --> 01:01:38,360
What? You used to scoop me up
in your arms when I was a little girl.
1333
01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:41,822
Operative word, little girl.
You ain't so little no more.
1334
01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:44,199
Well, go to hell.
More pushing for the cushion.
1335
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,659
And more stabbing for the grabbing.
1336
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:46,618
Yeah.
1337
01:01:46,619 --> 01:01:47,619
Good to see you.
1338
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,371
- Good to see you too.
- Oh, Pearl.
1339
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:51,873
I was so sorry to hear about your mama.
1340
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:54,460
Lord, that just broke my heart
to hear that she had died.
1341
01:01:55,044 --> 01:01:58,004
She died doing the 69 with two dudes,
and she swallowed one of them.
1342
01:01:58,005 --> 01:02:01,633
I told her to stop doing that shit
at the age of 86 years old.
1343
01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:03,343
- Yeah.
- Who the hell is this?
1344
01:02:03,344 --> 01:02:05,220
Oh, that's my grandson. Stand up.
1345
01:02:05,221 --> 01:02:07,306
Hi, I'm B.J. Nice to meet you.
1346
01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:13,895
Wait a damn minute! Now his name is B.J.
He don't want no damn BJ. Back up, hos!
1347
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:17,357
Always looking for something to suck.
Go suck the dust off the baseboard.
1348
01:02:17,358 --> 01:02:20,026
- Get off me! Get the hell off!
- Get off me! Get off!
1349
01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:21,027
Sit down, shit!
1350
01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:23,613
Boy, you don't even know
what's about to happen for you.
1351
01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:24,740
Dusty asses.
1352
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:28,910
They good. They came running.
I like it. They was ready to…
1353
01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:31,371
Yeah, they was
about to swallow both of y'all asses.
1354
01:02:31,372 --> 01:02:33,290
I'll take it. I'm gonna dig it later on.
1355
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:36,126
Listen, I need you to hook him up
with a room and a little something.
1356
01:02:36,127 --> 01:02:38,628
You know, a little light. Something light.
1357
01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:40,756
Okay. What about that?
1358
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,549
- What about her?
- Uh, no. No. Yeah, no.
1359
01:02:42,550 --> 01:02:45,677
She got too many miles on that pussy.
I think the factory date's expired.
1360
01:02:45,678 --> 01:02:48,805
I need something still under warranty.
About two, three years on it.
1361
01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:51,516
- Yeah, used but not tore up.
- Let me tell you this.
1362
01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:52,934
- I got this new girl.
- Yeah.
1363
01:02:52,935 --> 01:02:54,853
Ain't been working a lot.
Her name is Destiny.
1364
01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:56,229
Y'all hos go get Destiny!
1365
01:02:56,230 --> 01:02:59,399
- She my new girl. Ain't making much money.
- Go get Destiny. She new?
1366
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,485
And look, Joe.
Don't wait so long to visit.
1367
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,445
I'm thinking about
closing this damn place.
1368
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,697
You ain't talking about--
This is a historic landmark.
1369
01:03:05,698 --> 01:03:08,784
Your mama'd turn over in her grave.
They buried her on her stomach.
1370
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:11,036
Because her ass was wore out.
You can't do that.
1371
01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:12,662
She'd turn over on her ass again.
1372
01:03:12,663 --> 01:03:15,373
Let me tell you something.
Back in the day, hos wanted to work.
1373
01:03:15,374 --> 01:03:17,167
These new hos want breaks, okay?
1374
01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:19,252
Shut your…
What the fuck you talking about?
1375
01:03:19,253 --> 01:03:21,421
- A break?
- Yes. And they want water too.
1376
01:03:21,422 --> 01:03:22,547
A ho want water?
1377
01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:25,383
They don't want faucet water.
These bitches want bottled water.
1378
01:03:25,384 --> 01:03:27,594
And I can't stand these young-ass hos.
1379
01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:30,639
The one I'll hook your grandson up with
tried to start a fucking union.
1380
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,516
Have you ever heard of a union for hos?
1381
01:03:32,517 --> 01:03:35,727
What is wrong with young people.
Think they can get everything they want.
1382
01:03:35,728 --> 01:03:37,813
They can just damn unionize and shit.
1383
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:38,980
They got healthcare too,
1384
01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:41,358
and one of these hos
is insured by the state.
1385
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:44,402
- You giving them health care?
- They keep these hos COVID-free.
1386
01:03:44,403 --> 01:03:47,072
- These pussies got COVID?
- No, these pussies ain't got no COVID.
1387
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:48,657
- I was getting my mask.
- Grandpa.
1388
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:51,451
What is it? Shit, nigga, shit!
What the fuck wrong with you?
1389
01:03:51,452 --> 01:03:53,996
There's a woman in there.
She's being hurt by a man.
1390
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:59,459
You don't know what's happening there?
Didn't get your ass kicked enough tonight?
1391
01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:01,420
- Sit down. You can't help nobody.
- Boy, sit down.
1392
01:04:02,004 --> 01:04:03,840
- No pussy yet?
- He ain't never had none.
1393
01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:05,632
All right, you're done.
1394
01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:08,844
Make sure you pay Pearl on your way out,
and it's still full price.
1395
01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,888
Even though you was half hard,
done in half the time.
1396
01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:12,556
Half hard?
1397
01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:15,559
Pearl, I'm gonna need some hazard pay
for the gummy worms.
1398
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,228
Okay, shit. Let me get this money.
1399
01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:19,604
- Grandpa.
- What?
1400
01:04:19,605 --> 01:04:21,398
What is this place?
1401
01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,233
Heaven.
1402
01:04:23,234 --> 01:04:25,360
- Doesn't seem like it.
- What's up, baby?
1403
01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:26,903
- How you doing?
- Please don't leave.
1404
01:04:26,904 --> 01:04:28,530
Yeah, they coming for you.
1405
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,991
- Do they have a bathroom?
- I need you, you, and you.
1406
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:32,909
Sorry, back the hell up. And you.
1407
01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:36,538
I need you, and you, and you,
and you, and you. Come with me.
1408
01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:39,541
- Grandpa?
- Come on up here. Get out of the damn bed.
1409
01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:42,961
Yes!
1410
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:44,629
Yes! Yes! Oh!
1411
01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:45,464
Oh my God!
1412
01:04:46,757 --> 01:04:47,716
Please.
1413
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:49,427
Why is it so loud?
1414
01:04:56,475 --> 01:04:58,436
What is this place?
1415
01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:02,398
Is that alcohol?
1416
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:09,864
Oh, thank God. Are you room service? Or…
1417
01:05:10,448 --> 01:05:11,990
A maid. If so…
1418
01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:15,160
If so, do you have bottled water,
room temperature? I'll take that.
1419
01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:17,954
Ain't nothing room temperature on me.
1420
01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,998
Oh. Sounds like you might have a fever.
1421
01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:22,042
No, but I am sick.
1422
01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:22,959
Well, you know what?
1423
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,420
Hot water and honey.
That'll get it right out. Trust me.
1424
01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:29,466
Uh, no, I'm sick in bed.
But you can call me "honey."
1425
01:05:29,467 --> 01:05:30,801
- Oh.
- You think I'm hot?
1426
01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:33,262
Um, well…
1427
01:05:34,555 --> 01:05:36,640
You're on the warmer side, but…
1428
01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:37,516
Yeah, sure.
1429
01:05:38,142 --> 01:05:40,269
Is my grandpa coming in?
He's been out there a while.
1430
01:05:40,853 --> 01:05:43,229
Okay, that's kinky.
1431
01:05:43,230 --> 01:05:45,273
Do you wanna lay down?
I think you should, since…
1432
01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:47,400
That's a good idea.
You seem kind of tense.
1433
01:05:47,401 --> 01:05:50,655
Oh, well… Tell me about it. My grandpa.
1434
01:05:51,405 --> 01:05:52,322
Just saying.
1435
01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:54,532
- Let's loosen you up.
- Oh!
1436
01:05:54,533 --> 01:05:56,284
That's what I need. Like yoga.
1437
01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:59,204
Yeah, we can try some downward dog.
1438
01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:00,957
I like that.
1439
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,167
What is that smell?
1440
01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:06,461
Oh. I use all-natural deodorants.
1441
01:06:06,462 --> 01:06:08,798
They say it's really good
for your inner pores.
1442
01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:12,008
Uh…
1443
01:06:12,009 --> 01:06:13,885
Oh no.
1444
01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:15,387
No, no. No, no.
1445
01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:16,596
I'm sorry.
1446
01:06:16,597 --> 01:06:19,015
Here, dry your eyes.
1447
01:06:19,016 --> 01:06:22,186
No, boy, get that crunchy-ass towel away.
You know where that towel been?
1448
01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:24,146
Are you okay?
1449
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:28,900
I knew I couldn't do this.
They ain't gonna let me leave.
1450
01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:30,820
- Who won't?
- Never mind.
1451
01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:34,823
But I'm supposed to make you happy.
1452
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:40,371
If I don't, Pearl's gonna be pissed.
And she clearly knows your grandpa.
1453
01:06:41,455 --> 01:06:44,124
"Make me happy." How? We just met.
1454
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:46,042
You don't know what this place is?
1455
01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:49,963
Well, judging by the room
and the decor and all the old towels,
1456
01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:51,214
I thought a historic landmark.
1457
01:06:51,215 --> 01:06:53,425
Boy, stop touching that nasty towel.
1458
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:55,301
This is a whorehouse.
1459
01:06:55,302 --> 01:06:59,348
It's a what? Wait a minute.
That means you were trying to…
1460
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:01,516
With me?
1461
01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:03,977
Why? No, I'm sorry. I can't do that.
1462
01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:05,729
You got to.
1463
01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:09,065
If I don't go through with this,
I'm gonna be in big trouble.
1464
01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:11,609
Your grandpa already pays,
and I know they listening.
1465
01:07:11,610 --> 01:07:15,238
Can we, like, pretend or something?
We can make sex sounds.
1466
01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:17,115
Come on, sit down. Try it, please.
1467
01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:19,243
- Okay.
- Okay.
1468
01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:22,495
Now, that's it? It's fake?
1469
01:07:22,496 --> 01:07:23,372
Ah, oh, okay.
1470
01:07:24,206 --> 01:07:26,791
Ooh! You wanna be my daddy?
1471
01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:28,960
No, the patriarchy thing is…
1472
01:07:28,961 --> 01:07:31,796
Oh, I forgot. I'm sorry.
1473
01:07:31,797 --> 01:07:34,174
- Ooh! You're…
- Ooh!
1474
01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:38,178
Ah, you're really stimulating
those genitals of mine.
1475
01:07:38,179 --> 01:07:39,554
Uh… Oh!
1476
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:42,640
Your vaginal area is so pH balanced.
1477
01:07:42,641 --> 01:07:43,768
It's… it's perfect.
1478
01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:45,643
- Oh!
- Oh…
1479
01:07:45,644 --> 01:07:49,272
And your areolas,
they're so small and moisturized.
1480
01:07:49,273 --> 01:07:51,192
They're the perfect size. And…
1481
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:54,194
One little enema
can cure your constipation.
1482
01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:55,320
What are you doing?
1483
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:58,865
Playing into it.
My dad watches news with old people in it.
1484
01:07:58,866 --> 01:08:02,410
Uh-- You know what?
Don't worry about it. Just forget it.
1485
01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:04,245
- Sorry.
- Balls.
1486
01:08:04,246 --> 01:08:05,997
Do you know
if I don't go through with this
1487
01:08:05,998 --> 01:08:08,416
the man that brought me here
is gonna beat me?
1488
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,627
No, wait. What? Beat you?
1489
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:13,713
That's abusive and highly illegal.
1490
01:08:13,714 --> 01:08:14,923
You don't think I know that?
1491
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:18,260
You know what you need to do?
You need to e-mail OSHA.
1492
01:08:20,387 --> 01:08:22,556
I don't know how
I'm ever gonna get outta here.
1493
01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:24,850
Well…
1494
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:26,894
Unless…
1495
01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:37,195
Oh, you got the love
That every woman needs
1496
01:08:37,196 --> 01:08:39,989
Got the kind of love I want
1497
01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:42,408
I don't want you to set me free
1498
01:08:42,409 --> 01:08:44,870
Oh, no, baby, don't
1499
01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:47,330
You got the kind of love
1500
01:08:47,331 --> 01:08:49,582
I can get up in the morning time…
1501
01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:50,417
Oh shit!
1502
01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:53,461
Shit!
1503
01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:54,838
Come on, give me what's mine…
1504
01:08:54,839 --> 01:08:56,756
- Boy, what the hell happened?
- I'm sorry.
1505
01:08:56,757 --> 01:08:58,842
There was a chipmunk.
What was I supposed to do?
1506
01:08:58,843 --> 01:09:00,635
Run over that motherfucker!
1507
01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:02,262
I can't do that.
1508
01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:05,181
This is hell that happened to my car.
Get your ass out.
1509
01:09:05,182 --> 01:09:06,599
You lost your damn mind.
1510
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:10,103
You think I'm gonna let you wreck
my damn Buick I've had all these years?
1511
01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:11,896
- It's not that bad.
- I will fuck you up.
1512
01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:14,608
It was an accident. At least he got away.
1513
01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:17,527
Mention that motherfucker--
Your ass ain't gonna get away!
1514
01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:19,904
It's probably not that bad. Maybe, look…
1515
01:09:19,905 --> 01:09:22,866
It's a flat damn tire, boy.
Come on here and open the damn trunk.
1516
01:09:22,867 --> 01:09:24,159
Get the key!
1517
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,451
Oh. All right.
1518
01:09:25,452 --> 01:09:27,329
Got to get the jack.
1519
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:31,040
Okay. Well, do you have his number?
1520
01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:33,042
Fuck you mean, do I have his number?
1521
01:09:33,043 --> 01:09:34,335
This Jack guy.
1522
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,838
You said we need to get him.
I need to use your phone.
1523
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:39,340
You know what?
I think I'm gonna kill myself.
1524
01:09:39,341 --> 01:09:41,426
No, I'm gonna kill you.
No, I'll kill your daddy.
1525
01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:42,343
I'm gonna kill him.
1526
01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:45,930
He's responsible for this mutant ninja
motherfucker I'm looking at right now.
1527
01:09:45,931 --> 01:09:48,934
You don't know what a jack is, boy?
A jack to change the damn tire.
1528
01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:51,186
- Oh.
- Give me the damn key.
1529
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,062
Now, now, wait. Uh…
1530
01:09:53,063 --> 01:09:54,147
Um…
1531
01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:55,732
See, I put on double today.
1532
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:59,361
I think if we send out positive energy
that somebody will come out and help us.
1533
01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:02,447
Ow!
1534
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:05,575
- Is that positive enough for you?
- No! You assaulted me!
1535
01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:09,412
I slapped the dog shit out of you, nigga.
Give me the motherfucking key.
1536
01:10:09,413 --> 01:10:11,623
But I just think that
you should maybe wait a second.
1537
01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:13,416
I'm trying to teach
your Black ass something.
1538
01:10:13,417 --> 01:10:16,502
You a nigga. Ain't nobody ever coming
to help a fucking nigga but a nigga.
1539
01:10:16,503 --> 01:10:18,964
You got to be your own damn hero.
Do you understand, little boy?
1540
01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:21,966
No, no, no.
1541
01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:23,009
I'm fresh, I swear.
1542
01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:24,802
That ain't you.
1543
01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:26,429
That's fertility.
1544
01:10:26,430 --> 01:10:28,514
She three days into her period.
1545
01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:31,434
- Yep. And there's a sperm floating around.
- Oh…
1546
01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:33,270
Back up, sperm.
Don't do it. Back up, sperm.
1547
01:10:33,854 --> 01:10:35,313
Back up, sperm. Don't do it.
1548
01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:38,733
That damn chipmunk.
Maybe the chipmunk was a female.
1549
01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:41,736
No, no, that's pussy.
I know pussy when I smell pussy.
1550
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:43,821
- Shut up. Get the thing out the--
- Now, wait!
1551
01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:44,906
Ooh…
1552
01:10:44,907 --> 01:10:47,492
- What the…?
- Oops, this ain't my bed.
1553
01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:49,410
What the shit?
1554
01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:51,162
- I can explain.
- Get your ass out of there!
1555
01:10:51,163 --> 01:10:52,872
- Now, Grandpa. I…
- Shut the hell up!
1556
01:10:52,873 --> 01:10:54,749
- No, she's being trafficked.
- Shut the hell up!
1557
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:56,417
- I'm not sure what that means.
- Wait!
1558
01:10:56,418 --> 01:11:00,004
- Who are you calling? Don't call police.
- No, that's good he calls the police.
1559
01:11:00,005 --> 01:11:01,756
Then we can demand a full investigation.
1560
01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:03,800
No, I should've stayed where I was.
1561
01:11:03,801 --> 01:11:05,802
You'll get me in trouble.
They'll beat my ass.
1562
01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:10,724
What? No, it's gonna be okay.
Trust me. My grandpa's gonna handle it.
1563
01:11:11,308 --> 01:11:13,060
Is that the police?
1564
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:17,272
Go and fix the damn tire with the jack!
1565
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,523
Okay.
1566
01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:20,358
Hurry up, shit.
1567
01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,110
- He scares me.
- What's a jack?
1568
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:23,695
That big black thing right there.
1569
01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:25,864
She sure know what
a big Black thing is, don't she?
1570
01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:28,616
- I do.
- What?
1571
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:29,743
Use that one.
1572
01:11:45,801 --> 01:11:48,095
They got 30-cent wasabi nuts in there.
1573
01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:51,806
Don't say nothing, Joe.
Don't say nothing about that at all.
1574
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:54,600
So what'd she say?
I know you called Miss Pearl.
1575
01:11:54,601 --> 01:11:57,562
Yep. She told me
you were trafficked and left there.
1576
01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:59,647
And a pimp bought you there.
1577
01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:01,024
That's all right.
1578
01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:04,110
She asked me to try to help you
get to wherever you want to go.
1579
01:12:04,111 --> 01:12:07,530
Really? I'm shocked.
Thank you for letting me ride with you.
1580
01:12:07,531 --> 01:12:09,365
No, shit, don't be thanking me.
1581
01:12:09,366 --> 01:12:11,576
You know what that mean.
They'll be after your ass.
1582
01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:13,244
You know I was a pimp.
1583
01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:16,247
And I know what a pimp is like
when he after one of his hos.
1584
01:12:16,248 --> 01:12:18,583
- You know they'll be looking for you?
- Yeah.
1585
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,794
- Yeah, I know.
- Where your family at anyway?
1586
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:22,587
They back in Texas.
1587
01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,547
But I sure as hell
ain't trying to go back there.
1588
01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:27,633
- Hm.
- I'll just go with y'all. Just…
1589
01:12:27,634 --> 01:12:29,552
Long as I'm far away from here.
1590
01:12:29,553 --> 01:12:33,056
Let's hurry up, then. They'll be after us.
Where that little nigga at?
1591
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:35,475
Oh, he went inside.
Said he had to freshen up.
1592
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:39,854
Freshen up? At a fucking truck stop?
That motherfucker's stupid.
1593
01:12:39,855 --> 01:12:42,440
No, he's actually really smart.
1594
01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:44,318
Kinda like a robot with skin.
1595
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,110
And you know what?
1596
01:12:46,111 --> 01:12:48,614
You a pussy with lips. Shut the fuck up!
1597
01:12:51,575 --> 01:12:54,202
Get in the damn car, bitch!
Get in the car, bitch!
1598
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,664
Get in the motherfucking car, bitch!
Get in the motherfucking car!
1599
01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:03,503
Hell to the naw
1600
01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:05,505
To the naw, naw, naw…
1601
01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:07,548
Nigga, what the hell is you doing in here?
1602
01:13:07,549 --> 01:13:11,052
Oh, sorry. I was just finishing up
my six-step skincare routine.
1603
01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,553
I'm a stickler for exfoliation.
1604
01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:14,639
Get your ass in the car
before I exfoliate your ass.
1605
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:17,642
Oh, actually, Grandpa.
You know what you need to try out?
1606
01:13:17,643 --> 01:13:18,768
The penis dryer.
1607
01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:20,353
- Penis dryer?
- Oh, yeah!
1608
01:13:20,354 --> 01:13:22,438
Nigga, the hair dryer behind you
is for your hands.
1609
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:24,399
- Get in the damn car.
- It's good stuff.
1610
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,318
The hell you talking about?
A damn penis dryer.
1611
01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:28,570
What the shit?
1612
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:30,321
Hell naw…
1613
01:13:30,322 --> 01:13:33,241
This motherfucker's stupid!
1614
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:34,992
Come on, come on
1615
01:13:34,993 --> 01:13:37,870
Hell to the naw, to the naw…
1616
01:13:37,871 --> 01:13:39,038
Nah.
1617
01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:43,127
Hell naw, naw
To the naw, naw, to the naw…
1618
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:46,337
Come here, penis dryer. Come here.
1619
01:13:46,338 --> 01:13:48,089
To the naw, naw…
1620
01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:49,800
You got a mustache and lipstick?
1621
01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:52,635
Motherfucker, you done lost
your damn mind.
1622
01:13:52,636 --> 01:13:54,554
Get your ass all away from there!
1623
01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:56,097
But wait.
1624
01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:57,306
That's some music there.
1625
01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:59,893
Ooh! Yeah! I like this.
1626
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,277
Hold on. What's that?
I thought that was Dr. Dre.
1627
01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:11,821
No, that's old-school shit.
Y'all don't know nothing about this.
1628
01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:13,614
All that shit y'all doing
been warmed over.
1629
01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:14,532
We created it.
1630
01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:16,284
So put us on it.
1631
01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:17,869
Put us on what?
1632
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:20,830
Some good music with some real lyrics.
1633
01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:22,540
What? You think these are real lyrics?
1634
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:24,792
These are criminally sexist
and misogynistic.
1635
01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:27,211
- It's disgusting.
- Boy, sit back. This love-making music.
1636
01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:29,088
Sit back, relax, and learn some shit.
1637
01:14:29,089 --> 01:14:34,260
I wanna do something freaky to you
1638
01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:36,804
Right now
1639
01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:38,807
Oh, baby
1640
01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:44,061
Your love is like a mountain
1641
01:14:44,062 --> 01:14:48,733
And I'd love to slide down
Into your canyon
1642
01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:50,819
- Slide down
- In the valley
1643
01:14:52,446 --> 01:14:54,656
Now let's take a look at the family
1644
01:14:55,699 --> 01:14:57,201
We have mothers
1645
01:14:58,076 --> 01:15:00,746
Who are the right arm of the father…
1646
01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:03,498
- I love this.
- I know.
1647
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:06,000
I can tell you love it
the way you tappin' your foot.
1648
01:15:06,001 --> 01:15:09,587
No, I'm not.
I don't like this. I'd rather turn it off.
1649
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:12,381
This music is so bad.
Do you hear the lyrics they're saying?
1650
01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:14,634
They're saying women
should be cooking and cleaning.
1651
01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:16,052
That's so misogynistic.
1652
01:15:16,053 --> 01:15:18,095
Miss who? That ain't Missy Elliott.
1653
01:15:18,096 --> 01:15:21,808
No, it's your entire generation of men
and how they treated women. It's horrible.
1654
01:15:22,392 --> 01:15:25,520
- It's really bad.
- My generation treated women like women.
1655
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:28,689
You motherfucking bitch boys
ain't treating them like they wanna be.
1656
01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:30,359
You gotta treat them like they hos.
1657
01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:33,611
This is what I'm talking about.
This is why you get canceled.
1658
01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:36,197
The fuck are you talking about?
Who got canceled?
1659
01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:37,323
Your entire generation.
1660
01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,283
It's when nobody wants
to deal with your actions.
1661
01:15:39,284 --> 01:15:41,869
This is what I was telling my dad.
You guys need to let it go.
1662
01:15:41,870 --> 01:15:45,331
Nigga, you are a confusing motherfucker.
You understand that? You don't know shit.
1663
01:15:45,332 --> 01:15:48,292
You don't know your history.
You just confusing the shit outta me.
1664
01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:49,335
I know history.
1665
01:15:49,336 --> 01:15:51,504
I know it was in the past
and we should just let it go.
1666
01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:53,923
- Move on. Black people need to move on.
- Mm. Mm.
1667
01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:55,675
- Black people need to move on, huh?
- Yeah.
1668
01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:57,635
After all we been through,
we need to move on?
1669
01:15:57,636 --> 01:16:00,429
Tell it to them white motherfuckers
ready to kill you the other night.
1670
01:16:00,430 --> 01:16:01,973
Ask them to move the fuck on.
1671
01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:03,891
Uh, I think we about to run outta gas.
1672
01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:07,520
- Wait. No, no, no. You're joking, right?
- Nigga, does a poke have porcupines?
1673
01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:09,897
No. They're not even the same animal.
1674
01:16:09,898 --> 01:16:11,774
- What you talking about?
- Pork in a porcupine?
1675
01:16:11,775 --> 01:16:14,610
- I didn't say "pork." I said "poke."
- You don't have to poke me.
1676
01:16:14,611 --> 01:16:18,739
You know what? Let me tell you something.
Fuck you. Cancel me. To your generation.
1677
01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:21,242
Give me a T-shirt
that says, "Fuck you. Cancel me."
1678
01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:24,161
All y'all confusing as shit.
Y'all young folks don't know shit.
1679
01:16:24,162 --> 01:16:27,582
Don't know if you wanna be a girl or boy.
I don't know what's wrong with y'all.
1680
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,458
- I don't wanna live with y'all.
- You know what?
1681
01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:32,795
Well, your entire generation bankrupted
the country and you jacked up our ozone.
1682
01:16:32,796 --> 01:16:34,213
You know what else we can do?
1683
01:16:34,214 --> 01:16:36,674
My generation know
how to turn off them damn satellites
1684
01:16:36,675 --> 01:16:39,010
so you motherfuckers
wouldn't be able to look at a phone.
1685
01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:42,430
Wouldn't know where the moon is,
the star, the sun. Right, left.
1686
01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:46,058
Nothing. You motherfuckers be lost.
Wouldn't know your ass from your elbow.
1687
01:16:46,059 --> 01:16:48,894
You know what?
You're so ignorant. You know that?
1688
01:16:48,895 --> 01:16:51,897
- Ignorant? Who the fuck is you…?
- Yeah. You're ignorant, Grandpa.
1689
01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:53,065
Ignorant? All right.
1690
01:16:53,066 --> 01:16:55,693
You didn't drop my dad off for school.
Who does that?
1691
01:16:55,694 --> 01:16:57,820
I didn't know
where that motherfucker went to school.
1692
01:16:57,821 --> 01:16:59,155
That doesn't make it any better.
1693
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:01,657
That's horrible!
You even abused him as a child.
1694
01:17:01,658 --> 01:17:05,036
He told me you hit him. All the time!
He said you almost killed him once.
1695
01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:10,124
You know why I almost killed him?
He was talking to me like your monkey-ass.
1696
01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:11,667
You getting ready to get killed.
1697
01:17:11,668 --> 01:17:13,336
- You driving real fast.
- Monkey-ass.
1698
01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:16,130
I'm tired of you. I don't know
how he dealt with you. You're horrible.
1699
01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:17,590
He about to go on hyper-speed.
1700
01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:19,592
- What the fuck you say?
- I don't care. Know what?
1701
01:17:19,593 --> 01:17:21,177
I'm gonna say. I'm tired of you.
1702
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,803
- I'm gonna stand my ground.
- Tired of me.
1703
01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:26,349
You have been unequivocally and
reprehensibly rude to me this entire trip.
1704
01:17:26,350 --> 01:17:28,059
You've done nothing but just be rude.
1705
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:29,727
You berated my father for years,
1706
01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:32,772
and you just proceed
to belittle this woman
1707
01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:34,148
who's done nothing to us.
1708
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:35,816
She a ho, nigga. She a ho.
1709
01:17:35,817 --> 01:17:37,068
Can you stop calling her that?
1710
01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:38,986
- You're not a… Sorry.
- Yeah, I am.
1711
01:17:38,987 --> 01:17:40,988
Was. Formerly.
1712
01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:42,657
Nigga, you know what? You know what?
1713
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:45,743
That old TacoTicker tryin'
to teach you in a minute and a half.
1714
01:17:45,744 --> 01:17:46,661
In 30 seconds.
1715
01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:49,413
Y'all get half the information
and think you know every damn thing.
1716
01:17:49,414 --> 01:17:52,124
You wanna hide something from a nigga?
Put it in a book.
1717
01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:53,918
Look at a book. You'll learn something.
1718
01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:56,379
I read. You know what else?
I'm smarter than you too.
1719
01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:58,214
- You smarter than me?
- Yeah, I am. Yeah!
1720
01:17:58,215 --> 01:17:59,757
You know what I'm gonna do?
1721
01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:00,592
- What?
- This!
1722
01:18:01,843 --> 01:18:02,843
Oh!
1723
01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:04,638
Now, did you know I was gonna do that?
1724
01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:06,639
Ow! Why did you do that?
1725
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,432
- No.
- And that!
1726
01:18:08,433 --> 01:18:10,810
How about that? How about that?
1727
01:18:10,811 --> 01:18:11,852
What is wrong with you?
1728
01:18:11,853 --> 01:18:13,145
- Get the fuck out.
- What?
1729
01:18:13,146 --> 01:18:14,355
I think we need to get out.
1730
01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:15,731
- You better get outta--
- No!
1731
01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:17,775
You better get outta my motherfucking car!
1732
01:18:17,776 --> 01:18:19,819
- Want him to do it again?
- No!
1733
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:22,822
- Get outta my motherfucking car!
- We need to get out of the car, B.J.
1734
01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:24,490
Get outta my motherfucking car!
1735
01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:26,742
- I'm getting out.
- Get outta my motherfucking car!
1736
01:18:26,743 --> 01:18:28,869
We're getting out,
but not because you told us to.
1737
01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:30,162
I'm sorry you're dying,
1738
01:18:30,163 --> 01:18:32,039
but it's no excuse
to treat people like this.
1739
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:33,958
Dying? Who the hell told you I was dying?
1740
01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,001
My dad. He wanted me to keep it a secret.
1741
01:18:36,002 --> 01:18:37,837
You have high blood pressure
and colon cancer.
1742
01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:40,924
Nigga, I ain't got no damn cancer.
Only cancer in my ass is you.
1743
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,801
Figure this shit out for yourself.
1744
01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:46,345
Wait, what? Grandpa! Grandpa!
1745
01:18:46,346 --> 01:18:48,097
- Fuck you.
- Fine!
1746
01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:50,599
Fuck you. Fuck you.
1747
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:51,935
Damn!
1748
01:18:53,019 --> 01:18:55,146
My feet hurt.
1749
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:56,773
Mine too.
1750
01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:03,779
Dang, your grandpa a real old-school pimp.
1751
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:06,615
"Dang, your grandpa's
a real old-school pimp." Stupid!
1752
01:19:06,616 --> 01:19:08,826
Just leaving us out here
in the middle of the road.
1753
01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:12,413
"Yeah, I'm a real cool pimp guy.
I love child abandonment."
1754
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:15,332
"Ooh, I'm a pimp! I'm a pimp!"
1755
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:18,295
- I don't know if that's how they walk.
- Can you please stop?
1756
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,256
I can't believe he left us.
1757
01:19:24,301 --> 01:19:26,051
Oh, can I use your phone?
1758
01:19:26,052 --> 01:19:27,804
I ain't got no service.
1759
01:19:30,223 --> 01:19:32,767
I saw a motel a few miles back.
1760
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,018
We could just go there.
1761
01:19:34,019 --> 01:19:35,479
Mm. Great.
1762
01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:37,981
So dumb.
1763
01:19:38,899 --> 01:19:40,150
Can't--
1764
01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:45,070
- What are you doing?
- Stupid!
1765
01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:46,739
I wanna forget this entire stupid trip.
1766
01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:50,202
I wanna forget my stupid grandpa,
these dumb photos, all of it.
1767
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,578
Oh, but I can't.
1768
01:19:52,579 --> 01:19:54,663
I don't wanna litter.
1769
01:19:54,664 --> 01:19:55,916
It's so pretty here.
1770
01:19:56,708 --> 01:19:58,709
Yeah, a pretty place to die.
1771
01:19:58,710 --> 01:20:01,087
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh…
1772
01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,424
I'm really sorry about this.
1773
01:20:05,425 --> 01:20:07,802
We have a better chance
of getting beamed up by aliens.
1774
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,888
- That wouldn't be so bad.
- Which wouldn't be that bad.
1775
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,891
Let me see. Ooh!
1776
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:16,185
- I got one bar.
- You do? Can I use it?
1777
01:20:16,186 --> 01:20:17,229
- Fine.
- Thank you.
1778
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,866
- Hello?
- Dad? Hi. Hey, it's me.
1779
01:20:30,867 --> 01:20:34,286
Grandpa just dropped us off on the road,
and I don't know where we are exactly.
1780
01:20:34,287 --> 01:20:36,038
- I think in New Mexico.
- Wait, slow down.
1781
01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:38,207
He put you out of the car? And who's we?
1782
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:39,750
It's me and my friend, Destiny.
1783
01:20:39,751 --> 01:20:44,588
Dad, you said that he had colon cancer.
You lied to me. Like, a lot.
1784
01:20:44,589 --> 01:20:47,174
- I'm so mad at you.
- B.J., slow down just a second, okay?
1785
01:20:47,175 --> 01:20:49,009
- Listen, I need-- Hello?
- Hello? Dad?
1786
01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:51,304
Hello? Dad?
1787
01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:53,431
What service do you have?
1788
01:20:54,391 --> 01:20:55,349
The call dropped.
1789
01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:56,434
Hello?
1790
01:20:57,811 --> 01:20:59,020
Lydia?
1791
01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:03,148
I'm sending you a number.
I want you to track it, okay?
1792
01:21:03,149 --> 01:21:04,108
I texted it to you.
1793
01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:07,027
Tell me exactly where they are
and who that number belongs to.
1794
01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:10,072
They ain't gonna talk that shit to me
and have me just sitting there.
1795
01:21:10,073 --> 01:21:13,158
And that my grandson. I was bringing him…
1796
01:21:13,159 --> 01:21:15,787
Hold on. This motherfucker's calling me.
1797
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:17,997
Hello, nigga.
1798
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:20,916
Daddy, did you leave B.J.
in the middle of nowhere?
1799
01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:24,086
Let me ask you something.
Did you tell him I was dying?
1800
01:21:24,087 --> 01:21:26,171
We all are gonna die one day.
Where'd you leave him?
1801
01:21:26,172 --> 01:21:28,674
You better be glad I didn't leave
that motherfucker in hell.
1802
01:21:28,675 --> 01:21:31,760
You know he tried to challenge me?
That little nigga tried to challenge me!
1803
01:21:31,761 --> 01:21:34,096
Excuse me, white lady.
I didn't mean to say "nigga."
1804
01:21:34,097 --> 01:21:38,350
That little nigga said that
I was a horrible father and grandfather.
1805
01:21:38,351 --> 01:21:39,935
Daddy, where is he?
1806
01:21:39,936 --> 01:21:41,395
Then he ask me about PTA.
1807
01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:43,898
How I'm gonna go to PTA
when I'm fucking your teachers?
1808
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,149
You talk about all that shit.
1809
01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:47,484
You know what that motherfucker said?
He'll cancel me.
1810
01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:48,527
You know what I said?
1811
01:21:48,528 --> 01:21:51,071
"Fuck you. Cancel me."
That's what I told him.
1812
01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:52,740
Trying to show off in front of Destiny.
1813
01:21:52,741 --> 01:21:55,451
A ho! How you gonna show off
in front of a ho?
1814
01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,995
Hold on. Who's Destiny?
Just tell me where he is.
1815
01:21:57,996 --> 01:21:59,663
I don't know where that motherfucker at.
1816
01:21:59,664 --> 01:22:02,291
Probably getting some sugar or head
or something from that gal.
1817
01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:03,709
Or using a penis dryer.
1818
01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:06,420
He didn't even know
a damn penis dryer was a glory hole.
1819
01:22:06,421 --> 01:22:08,756
What's a penis dryer?
What are you saying to me?
1820
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,215
Who is this Destiny person?
1821
01:22:10,216 --> 01:22:12,343
I don't know.
Some ho I hooked him up with.
1822
01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:14,386
Dad, please tell me
you gave my son condoms.
1823
01:22:14,387 --> 01:22:17,473
What they need a condom for?
I had him raw dog. Run up in it!
1824
01:22:17,474 --> 01:22:19,266
Ain't nothing wrong with a little herpes.
1825
01:22:19,267 --> 01:22:21,143
Tell me the girl's full name, please.
1826
01:22:21,144 --> 01:22:23,562
Her first name is Dess.
Last name is Tanee.
1827
01:22:23,563 --> 01:22:25,898
That's not a full name!
Tell me her full name!
1828
01:22:25,899 --> 01:22:28,609
Nigga, you ever asked a ho her legal name?
You don't ask no ho--
1829
01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:29,860
Ma'am, what's your legal name?
1830
01:22:29,861 --> 01:22:31,862
See, they don't even tell you.
You don't ask that.
1831
01:22:31,863 --> 01:22:33,155
Don't call me no more.
1832
01:22:33,156 --> 01:22:34,699
- Get off my fucking phone.
- Listen, I--
1833
01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:37,159
Sorry about that.
1834
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,453
Daddy. Shit.
1835
01:22:39,454 --> 01:22:42,289
That call is from New Mexico.
We're getting the exact location now.
1836
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:44,083
The number belongs to a Danita Hodges.
1837
01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:47,211
Goes by Destiny. 20 years old.
Parents said she was a runaway.
1838
01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:49,880
Records show she reported
being trafficked by a gang.
1839
01:22:49,881 --> 01:22:52,257
Get me a plane ticket
to wherever that call was from, okay?
1840
01:22:52,258 --> 01:22:53,551
- Okay.
- Shit.
1841
01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:58,806
Way to go, Brian.
Way to go. Dad of the year.
1842
01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:01,433
This is a crazy… hotel.
1843
01:23:01,434 --> 01:23:03,143
Your grandpa don't like you?
1844
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:06,480
I know, he doesn't.
Can you believe the nerve of that man?
1845
01:23:06,481 --> 01:23:09,650
We don't even know where we are.
And he's gonna drop us off like that?
1846
01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:11,819
- Feet hurt.
- I should call CPS.
1847
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:14,781
Oh, excuse me.
Um, we're actually looking for a room.
1848
01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:19,076
But I don't have any money.
1849
01:23:19,077 --> 01:23:21,161
Don't worry, boo. I got you.
1850
01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:22,747
Thank you so much.
1851
01:23:26,209 --> 01:23:27,127
Is this enough?
1852
01:23:27,877 --> 01:23:30,295
Thank you. Do we have any reception yet?
1853
01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:31,630
No.
1854
01:23:31,631 --> 01:23:34,258
Just get the key.
We'll go to the room, call your daddy.
1855
01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:37,220
Right. Can I have that, please? Thank you.
1856
01:23:38,263 --> 01:23:39,179
Bye. Thanks.
1857
01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:40,681
I can't believe this.
1858
01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:43,184
That's your grandpa. That's crazy.
1859
01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:45,894
…in the late 1700s?
1860
01:23:45,895 --> 01:23:46,937
The French Revolution.
1861
01:23:46,938 --> 01:23:48,772
- Come on, Dad.
- The French Revolution.
1862
01:23:48,773 --> 01:23:50,607
- Yes!
- Just-- Can you please pick up?
1863
01:23:50,608 --> 01:23:52,151
…to 518 AD?
1864
01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:54,611
The Roman-Leonid Dynasty?
1865
01:23:54,612 --> 01:23:55,988
The Roman-Leonid Dynasty.
1866
01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:56,905
Okay.
1867
01:23:56,906 --> 01:24:01,452
This is so frustrating.
I'm sorry you had to go through all this.
1868
01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:04,246
With my grandpa.
And I know you didn't expect this.
1869
01:24:04,247 --> 01:24:07,708
I don't know why you apologizing.
I ain't been treated this good in years.
1870
01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:10,461
Good treatment? This is good treatment?
1871
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:13,881
Vending machine food
and TVs playing game show reruns all day.
1872
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:17,176
I'm pretty sure a roach bit me in there.
1873
01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:18,802
Compared to what I've been through…
1874
01:24:18,803 --> 01:24:21,638
Nobody like to think
of themself as a dumbass bitch.
1875
01:24:21,639 --> 01:24:22,474
But…
1876
01:24:23,224 --> 01:24:24,850
there I was
1877
01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:27,311
in this stupid little chat room.
1878
01:24:27,312 --> 01:24:32,483
Till this cute little message
popped up from this nice, sweet guy
1879
01:24:32,484 --> 01:24:34,152
promising me the world.
1880
01:24:35,528 --> 01:24:37,905
But I ain't need the world.
1881
01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:40,574
I did need to get the hell outta Texas.
1882
01:24:40,575 --> 01:24:44,244
So when he pulled up
in his tacky-ass sports car
1883
01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:46,498
one day after school, I hopped in.
1884
01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:51,419
You know how they say,
you live and you learn?
1885
01:24:52,253 --> 01:24:55,839
It's just been live and get burned for me.
1886
01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,842
Until you showed up.
1887
01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:01,471
Guess that kinda makes you my hero.
1888
01:25:03,723 --> 01:25:04,682
Wow.
1889
01:25:05,975 --> 01:25:07,477
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
1890
01:25:14,275 --> 01:25:15,735
Wait a minute, can you stop?
1891
01:25:16,736 --> 01:25:19,321
- I didn't ask for permission.
- I kissed you, boy.
1892
01:25:19,322 --> 01:25:22,616
Oh. Well, then maybe you were supposed
to ask me for permission.
1893
01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:24,618
Do I have your permission to kiss you?
1894
01:25:24,619 --> 01:25:28,540
Well, yes, 'cause I wanted you to kiss me,
but I just didn't say it yet, so. Yes--
1895
01:25:30,583 --> 01:25:31,626
Mm-hm…
1896
01:25:36,172 --> 01:25:38,716
Do I have permission
to do whatever I want, B.J.?
1897
01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:41,010
Yes. Yes, please.
If it feels that good, yes.
1898
01:25:44,013 --> 01:25:45,890
- Where are you going?
- Say "yes" to me again.
1899
01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:47,892
Yes.
1900
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,060
Hoo!
1901
01:25:50,061 --> 01:25:51,896
Sweet hungry hippos.
1902
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,481
Hoo-ooh!
1903
01:25:54,482 --> 01:25:56,942
This is so much better
than the penis dryer.
1904
01:25:56,943 --> 01:25:58,694
Grab my hair.
1905
01:25:58,695 --> 01:26:00,904
You want me to mess up your hair?
1906
01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:02,281
Okay.
1907
01:26:02,282 --> 01:26:04,366
Put your fist in my head.
1908
01:26:04,367 --> 01:26:05,535
Why?
1909
01:26:06,369 --> 01:26:08,663
Oh. That's what you mean.
1910
01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:13,584
Yeah, so that was when I was in the Navy.
1911
01:26:13,585 --> 01:26:17,921
Then I was in the Marines.
Yeah, I was a six-star general.
1912
01:26:17,922 --> 01:26:18,756
Hey.
1913
01:26:23,052 --> 01:26:24,304
You seen her?
1914
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:28,599
No. Can't say that I have. One of yours?
1915
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:31,769
Yeah. They're always trying to leave.
1916
01:26:32,353 --> 01:26:35,815
I'm told she left
with a young Black kid in an old car.
1917
01:26:36,983 --> 01:26:38,651
- Huh?
- Haven't been around here.
1918
01:26:50,705 --> 01:26:51,955
Hey, Pearl, you all right?
1919
01:26:51,956 --> 01:26:53,832
Yeah, I'm okay.
They came here looking for her.
1920
01:26:53,833 --> 01:26:55,417
And they mad as hell.
1921
01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:58,045
Yeah, I know. Where's she at?
What her phone number?
1922
01:26:58,046 --> 01:26:59,296
Yeah, I'll text it to you.
1923
01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:01,173
On that old-ass phone on the desk?
1924
01:27:01,174 --> 01:27:03,008
No, nigga, my fucking cell phone.
1925
01:27:03,009 --> 01:27:04,510
All right, text me the number.
1926
01:27:26,115 --> 01:27:28,618
- Hey.
- Morning, sunshine.
1927
01:27:29,202 --> 01:27:31,663
Oh. So it wasn't a dream.
1928
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:36,793
What are you doing?
I thought you threw those out.
1929
01:27:37,377 --> 01:27:40,963
I was, but you really
went to all these places?
1930
01:27:40,964 --> 01:27:44,299
Yeah, my grandpa made me take
all these pictures at these random,
1931
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:46,385
no-name places for no reason.
1932
01:27:46,386 --> 01:27:48,972
You might as well just throw those away.
They're pointless.
1933
01:27:49,722 --> 01:27:51,848
Wait, random?
1934
01:27:51,849 --> 01:27:52,766
Pointless?
1935
01:27:52,767 --> 01:27:55,311
You trying to say
our history is pointless?
1936
01:27:55,979 --> 01:27:57,271
What do you mean "our history"?
1937
01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:59,440
B.J., you don't know
these are all historic places?
1938
01:28:00,191 --> 01:28:03,236
- Historic? What do you mean?
- Like this one right here.
1939
01:28:04,237 --> 01:28:05,237
This creek?
1940
01:28:05,238 --> 01:28:08,408
Money, Mississippi.
That's where Emmett Till died.
1941
01:28:10,910 --> 01:28:16,164
Emmett Till was this 14-year-old Black kid
killed by some racist white men
1942
01:28:16,165 --> 01:28:18,835
because some white lady lied
and said he whistled at her.
1943
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:22,088
And they dumped his body
in that creek you standing in front of.
1944
01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:24,715
Oh, my God.
1945
01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:26,883
And I recognize this building right here.
1946
01:28:26,884 --> 01:28:28,093
That's in Birmingham.
1947
01:28:28,094 --> 01:28:30,388
They had sit-ins there
during the Civil Rights Movement.
1948
01:28:32,432 --> 01:28:34,934
You should see what they did
with dogs and fire hoses to us.
1949
01:28:37,645 --> 01:28:39,647
Oh. I know you know this one.
1950
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:41,231
Well…
1951
01:28:41,232 --> 01:28:44,109
It's the Greenwood District
in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
1952
01:28:44,110 --> 01:28:46,987
You don't know the story?
You never heard of the Tulsa race riots?
1953
01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:49,323
When they tried to kill
everybody that was Black?
1954
01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:50,532
What did we do?
1955
01:28:50,533 --> 01:28:51,868
Be Black, nigga.
1956
01:28:55,121 --> 01:29:00,084
This right here gotta be Jasper, Texas.
Where James Byrd Jr. died.
1957
01:29:00,835 --> 01:29:03,503
You know, Obama made a law in his name.
1958
01:29:03,504 --> 01:29:08,634
Him and, um, Matthew Shepard.
The gay man that was killed in Wyoming?
1959
01:29:10,261 --> 01:29:11,470
Are you serious right now?
1960
01:29:11,471 --> 01:29:13,222
- What, is it a roach?
- You gotta be…
1961
01:29:14,557 --> 01:29:17,392
- Don't tell me y'all stayed in this room.
- Yes, we did.
1962
01:29:17,393 --> 01:29:20,103
How-- How did y'all stay in this room?
1963
01:29:20,104 --> 01:29:23,857
This is the Lorraine Motel,
where Dr. King was assassinated.
1964
01:29:23,858 --> 01:29:25,817
How the hell did y'all stay in this room?
1965
01:29:25,818 --> 01:29:26,735
Well, I don't know.
1966
01:29:26,736 --> 01:29:29,279
My grandpa knew the lady
at the front desk. I just…
1967
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,282
Nobody ever taught you this?
1968
01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:34,951
My dad didn't show me all this stuff, but…
1969
01:29:34,952 --> 01:29:37,621
I guess I was so focused on the future
1970
01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:39,998
and didn't really care
to look at the past.
1971
01:29:39,999 --> 01:29:42,292
But if you don't know
what happened in the past,
1972
01:29:42,293 --> 01:29:44,337
how you know it's not happening again?
1973
01:29:45,129 --> 01:29:48,173
I mean, humans gonna do the same thing
1974
01:29:48,174 --> 01:29:54,263
over and over and over again
until somebody stands up and says, "Stop!"
1975
01:29:55,306 --> 01:29:58,308
How can you stop something
if you don't know where it start?
1976
01:29:58,309 --> 01:30:02,438
Come on. I can get you to the library
and teach you about yourself.
1977
01:30:03,106 --> 01:30:04,899
Get dressed.
1978
01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:09,653
- Hello, shit.
- Daddy, I have been calling you all night.
1979
01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:12,739
I couldn't get a flight last night.
There's one in an hour. I'm on my way.
1980
01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:15,242
- Why didn't you answer the phone?
- Ain't no reception out here.
1981
01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:18,161
- I was gonna call--
- No, hold on, okay? He is in trouble.
1982
01:30:18,162 --> 01:30:19,996
The girl he with
was trafficked by gangsters.
1983
01:30:19,997 --> 01:30:22,207
- They are looking for them.
- Yeah, nigga, I know.
1984
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:25,669
We're tracking her phone.
They're at the Pickens County Library.
1985
01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:26,670
I need you to get him.
1986
01:30:26,671 --> 01:30:29,172
How the hell that nigga
gonna take a ho to the library? Shit.
1987
01:30:29,173 --> 01:30:31,466
- Can you just go get him now, please?
- Okay.
1988
01:30:31,467 --> 01:30:33,219
- Hello?
- Shit.
1989
01:30:35,346 --> 01:30:38,599
Lydia, get me to the airport right now.
Is the car ready?
1990
01:30:52,613 --> 01:30:54,157
How can people be so cruel?
1991
01:30:56,784 --> 01:30:59,661
- Excuse me here.
- And use such horrible language.
1992
01:30:59,662 --> 01:31:00,579
You little mother…
1993
01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:03,623
Excuse me, sir.
1994
01:31:03,624 --> 01:31:04,916
This is a library.
1995
01:31:04,917 --> 01:31:07,335
It's a library? It's a library?
1996
01:31:07,336 --> 01:31:09,546
I don't give a damn if it's a library!
1997
01:31:09,547 --> 01:31:13,300
Why the hell would y'all build a library
out here in the middle of nowhere?
1998
01:31:13,301 --> 01:31:15,635
Boy, what is wrong with you?
Get yourself in the car.
1999
01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:17,846
I've been looking
for you all night long. Let's go.
2000
01:31:17,847 --> 01:31:19,931
- You left us.
- On purpose. Ready to leave you again.
2001
01:31:19,932 --> 01:31:22,476
You better get in the car.
They looking for her. Let's go.
2002
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:23,393
Right now. Let's go.
2003
01:31:23,394 --> 01:31:24,853
- Who is?
- Stay here, find out.
2004
01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:28,065
- Come on! Let's go now!
- Really?
2005
01:31:28,649 --> 01:31:29,900
- Come on.
- Okay.
2006
01:31:29,901 --> 01:31:32,569
Please forgive him, he's dying.
Who's looking for her?
2007
01:31:32,570 --> 01:31:35,239
{\an8}Don't worry about it.
Just get-- Get in the car.
2008
01:31:36,282 --> 01:31:37,532
{\an8}Should I go--
2009
01:31:37,533 --> 01:31:39,285
{\an8}Get in the damn car, boy.
2010
01:31:47,752 --> 01:31:49,377
Hey, shake it…
2011
01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:51,046
Why are we turning this way?
2012
01:31:51,047 --> 01:31:52,756
We need to get on the main road.
2013
01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:54,674
I'm so sorry, y'all. I really am.
2014
01:31:54,675 --> 01:31:57,385
It's all right, Destiny.
Don't even worry about it. I got it.
2015
01:31:57,386 --> 01:31:58,553
Oh!
2016
01:31:58,554 --> 01:32:00,096
- What?
- Grandpa!
2017
01:32:00,097 --> 01:32:01,474
Oh, shit.
2018
01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:04,936
- What?
- Nigga, you got some pussy, didn't you?
2019
01:32:07,146 --> 01:32:09,606
He can't even look at me.
You got some pussy, didn't you?
2020
01:32:09,607 --> 01:32:11,608
How was it? How was it?
2021
01:32:11,609 --> 01:32:14,194
- Can we not talk about it in front of her?
- What's wrong with her?
2022
01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:17,239
Her ears heard a lot of things
worse than words. Shit.
2023
01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:18,490
Oh.
2024
01:32:18,491 --> 01:32:21,451
Now you're gonna protect her,
you Mighty Motherfucking Power Ranger?
2025
01:32:21,452 --> 01:32:24,287
- I thought we had to get her to safety.
- Fine. Fine. Let's go.
2026
01:32:24,288 --> 01:32:25,205
Thank you.
2027
01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:28,458
Oh, you gonna protect me, Big Daddy B.J.?
2028
01:32:28,459 --> 01:32:29,501
Big Daddy B.J.
2029
01:32:29,502 --> 01:32:33,255
He's so sweet and sensitive.
No, he cried last night.
2030
01:32:33,256 --> 01:32:35,423
- Destiny!
- What?
2031
01:32:35,424 --> 01:32:37,217
It was his first time.
He didn't know better.
2032
01:32:37,218 --> 01:32:38,760
He didn't know how good it'd be.
2033
01:32:38,761 --> 01:32:40,178
I had to teach him a few things.
2034
01:32:40,179 --> 01:32:41,471
- You taught him things?
- Uh-huh.
2035
01:32:41,472 --> 01:32:43,932
I hope you taught that motherfucker
to buy some deodorant.
2036
01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:45,433
We got some Old Spice.
2037
01:32:45,434 --> 01:32:49,688
No, my nigga, we got that Old Spice.
That's some good Old Spice right there.
2038
01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:52,315
Don't tease him too much.
You know he never had none.
2039
01:32:52,316 --> 01:32:54,651
He made up
for all the years he ain't do it.
2040
01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:57,946
- We did it like 19 times.
- Damn, boy. You fucking like a rabbit.
2041
01:32:57,947 --> 01:32:59,406
A light switch?
2042
01:32:59,407 --> 01:33:01,658
- On, off.
- On, off.
2043
01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:03,827
It's okay, baby.
I'll teach you to get some stamina.
2044
01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,370
Yeah, I'll show you what to do.
2045
01:33:05,371 --> 01:33:08,456
No, can we just talk about oversharing?
2046
01:33:08,457 --> 01:33:11,585
Hey, let me ask you something.
Do you believe in gender now?
2047
01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:13,921
- Shit.
- Ha, ha. All right, I get it.
2048
01:33:17,341 --> 01:33:19,719
I see what you did, Grandpa,
by taking me to all those places.
2049
01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:21,845
Teach me about my history.
2050
01:33:21,846 --> 01:33:24,764
- Nigga, don't say thank you.
- But there's things I need to tell you.
2051
01:33:24,765 --> 01:33:27,601
Did you know the Black woman
contributed to making the GPS?
2052
01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:28,893
She damn sure did.
2053
01:33:28,894 --> 01:33:30,854
- Yeah.
- I know that. That was Gladys.
2054
01:33:30,855 --> 01:33:32,022
You know Gladys Mae West?
2055
01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,232
Don't worry about it. Shit.
2056
01:33:34,233 --> 01:33:35,692
Well, she was a mathematician,
2057
01:33:35,693 --> 01:33:38,820
and there's so many other things
we did as Black men and women.
2058
01:33:38,821 --> 01:33:40,530
Why didn't you tell me about that stuff?
2059
01:33:40,531 --> 01:33:43,241
I mean, that's a lot of good things.
You only focused on the pain.
2060
01:33:43,242 --> 01:33:46,286
I know that. If you don't get to the pain,
you can't get to the future.
2061
01:33:46,287 --> 01:33:49,080
You gotta learn the pain first.
Your ass don't wanna learn nothing.
2062
01:33:49,081 --> 01:33:50,498
Well, you could teach me both.
2063
01:33:50,499 --> 01:33:53,085
I wanna be proud of something
and fight for something.
2064
01:33:54,295 --> 01:33:57,088
All we need is love
2065
01:33:57,089 --> 01:33:59,133
- That's all we need
- Love is all we need
2066
01:33:59,717 --> 01:34:01,719
All we need is love
2067
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:04,679
Oh, shit.
2068
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:06,473
What?
2069
01:34:06,474 --> 01:34:09,142
- That's them. That's them.
- Why are they stopping?
2070
01:34:09,143 --> 01:34:10,894
- Did they see me?
- Get down.
2071
01:34:10,895 --> 01:34:12,438
Get back down.
2072
01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:15,148
Come on, Ruby. You can do it.
2073
01:34:15,149 --> 01:34:17,609
If this was a Tesla,
this would be so much better.
2074
01:34:17,610 --> 01:34:19,611
Say one more damn thing
about a damn Tesla.
2075
01:34:19,612 --> 01:34:21,821
{\an8}- It is a lot faster than this.
- See? Tell him.
2076
01:34:21,822 --> 01:34:23,740
Reach up under that seat and get my gun.
2077
01:34:23,741 --> 01:34:24,699
Oh!
2078
01:34:24,700 --> 01:34:26,201
What you mean, "Oh"?
2079
01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:28,411
See, my dad and I took the gun out.
2080
01:34:28,412 --> 01:34:30,497
What the hell you mean
y'all took the gun out?
2081
01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:33,625
- We took it out! Guns hurt people.
- I know you and your daddy took them out.
2082
01:34:33,626 --> 01:34:35,710
That's why I got plenty of them,
plenty of guns.
2083
01:34:35,711 --> 01:34:36,920
- What?
- Plenty of them.
2084
01:34:36,921 --> 01:34:39,506
Have you seen the stats
on gun violence in this country?
2085
01:34:39,507 --> 01:34:42,884
Let me pull over and you tell them why
you wanna talk to them about gun violence.
2086
01:34:42,885 --> 01:34:45,679
- Just let me out. I'm sorry.
- What are we gonna do?
2087
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:47,597
I'll pull over and try to figure out
2088
01:34:47,598 --> 01:34:49,474
how to kill these fuckers
with my good looks.
2089
01:34:49,475 --> 01:34:51,727
Come on, Ruby. You can do it.
2090
01:34:53,604 --> 01:34:56,106
- Reach under the seat and get my big gun.
- There's more?
2091
01:34:56,107 --> 01:34:59,234
You fucking right there's more.
You think I'm gonna let them kill us?
2092
01:34:59,235 --> 01:35:00,778
Hell no!
2093
01:35:23,968 --> 01:35:25,803
Get down! Shit.
2094
01:35:28,472 --> 01:35:30,056
Shit! Oh, shit!
2095
01:35:30,057 --> 01:35:32,017
Hold on. Whoa, shit.
2096
01:35:32,977 --> 01:35:35,813
Come on. All I want is my girl.
2097
01:35:38,649 --> 01:35:41,860
Just give me my property,
then y'all can go.
2098
01:35:41,861 --> 01:35:44,822
- What did he just say?
- That's what we call our hos. "Property."
2099
01:35:45,406 --> 01:35:46,489
Like a slave?
2100
01:35:46,490 --> 01:35:48,117
No, shit. You getting offended?
2101
01:35:49,034 --> 01:35:50,411
They're walking up.
2102
01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:59,502
So you want to play hardball, huh?
Now you're all going to have to die.
2103
01:35:59,503 --> 01:36:00,920
Grandpa, give me a gun.
2104
01:36:00,921 --> 01:36:02,172
Oh, now you want a gun.
2105
01:36:02,173 --> 01:36:04,842
Grandpa, give me the fucking gun!
2106
01:36:05,426 --> 01:36:09,387
Look at you. Shit.
Okay. Here, go ahead. Take it. Take it.
2107
01:36:09,388 --> 01:36:10,305
Thank you.
2108
01:36:10,306 --> 01:36:11,806
- What the hell you doing?
- Sorry.
2109
01:36:11,807 --> 01:36:13,349
Don't point the damn gun at me. Shit.
2110
01:36:13,350 --> 01:36:14,559
Sorry. What do I do?
2111
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:16,936
First thing,
don't point the motherfucker at me.
2112
01:36:16,937 --> 01:36:18,939
Point it at them.
Put it over your head and do this.
2113
01:36:19,857 --> 01:36:21,858
Wait, nigga.
Take the safety off the motherfucker.
2114
01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:23,985
- Oh!
- This is a safety.
2115
01:36:23,986 --> 01:36:25,988
Then you pull that back
and cock it like this.
2116
01:36:26,572 --> 01:36:29,200
Count of three. One, two, three. Shoot.
2117
01:36:32,244 --> 01:36:34,580
I'm sick of these white motherfuckers.
2118
01:36:35,164 --> 01:36:37,290
He was reading a lot of Malcolm
at the library.
2119
01:36:37,291 --> 01:36:39,167
Nigga, these motherfuckers Iranian.
2120
01:36:39,168 --> 01:36:40,628
Shoot!
2121
01:36:44,298 --> 01:36:45,882
- I'll just go with them.
- No.
2122
01:36:45,883 --> 01:36:48,718
Nigga, you will get more pussy.
Let her go. Let her go.
2123
01:36:48,719 --> 01:36:50,637
I promise there's better pussy out there.
2124
01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:53,473
Fresh pussy. Not used pussy
with 500,000 miles on it.
2125
01:36:53,474 --> 01:36:56,100
- It ain't got that many miles on it.
- Okay, 78,000 miles.
2126
01:36:56,101 --> 01:36:58,478
I'm only going to say this one more time.
2127
01:36:58,479 --> 01:37:00,022
Destiny, you're not going anywhere.
2128
01:37:02,525 --> 01:37:04,693
- Nigga, what is you doing?
- I'm gonna talk to them.
2129
01:37:05,277 --> 01:37:07,904
- No!
- What you mean you gonna talk to them?
2130
01:37:07,905 --> 01:37:10,490
I know a good piece of pussy
will make you feel bulletproof.
2131
01:37:10,491 --> 01:37:11,992
But you ain't bulletproof.
2132
01:37:14,745 --> 01:37:16,246
Stop!
2133
01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:17,456
Everybody just stop!
2134
01:37:18,457 --> 01:37:23,754
Destiny is not going with you or anybody
because people don't own people.
2135
01:37:24,672 --> 01:37:26,673
It's wrong.
2136
01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:30,009
We can't keep doing the same things
over and over and over again.
2137
01:37:30,010 --> 01:37:32,179
Is this motherfucker crazy
or is he Gandhi?
2138
01:37:32,763 --> 01:37:35,056
We have to stop this bad cycle.
2139
01:37:35,057 --> 01:37:37,476
Now do you guys wanna be
on the wrong side of history?
2140
01:37:38,060 --> 01:37:40,312
Or do you guys want to be good guys?
2141
01:37:40,896 --> 01:37:42,815
Do you understand me?
2142
01:37:49,697 --> 01:37:51,532
- Yeah.
- What happened?
2143
01:37:52,449 --> 01:37:53,616
They left.
2144
01:37:53,617 --> 01:37:57,036
- The hell you mean they left?
- They're gone. You can come up now.
2145
01:37:57,037 --> 01:37:59,247
Now, hold on. Shit. Just like that?
2146
01:37:59,248 --> 01:38:01,625
Yeah. I pimp slapped them with the truth.
2147
01:38:08,382 --> 01:38:09,549
Hold up.
2148
01:38:09,550 --> 01:38:11,010
- What?
- That wasn't you.
2149
01:38:21,437 --> 01:38:23,730
Hands where we can see them!
2150
01:38:23,731 --> 01:38:25,566
In the air, now!
2151
01:38:38,245 --> 01:38:39,079
Guns down.
2152
01:38:40,623 --> 01:38:41,623
What up, Pop?
2153
01:38:41,624 --> 01:38:44,042
Nigga, I never been so glad
to see you in all my life.
2154
01:38:44,043 --> 01:38:45,585
Everybody all right?
2155
01:38:45,586 --> 01:38:46,503
Yeah.
2156
01:38:47,087 --> 01:38:48,796
I think I'll finish the trip with Grandpa.
2157
01:38:48,797 --> 01:38:51,008
- What? Really?
- We're not done yet.
2158
01:38:51,675 --> 01:38:53,385
A few more things
Grandpa needs to show me.
2159
01:38:55,095 --> 01:38:56,679
Man, shit.
2160
01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:59,182
- He showed me things you didn't get to.
- I wanted to--
2161
01:38:59,183 --> 01:39:02,602
It's okay, and I understand.
Better late than never.
2162
01:39:02,603 --> 01:39:03,937
I showed him a few things too.
2163
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:06,439
Yeah, we ain't hit Vegas yet.
Shit, that's my spot.
2164
01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:08,483
How about this?
I'll fly out in a few days.
2165
01:39:08,484 --> 01:39:11,069
You guys go on to Vegas.
I'll fly out and meet you at Pepperdine.
2166
01:39:11,070 --> 01:39:13,237
- Okay?
- Actually…
2167
01:39:13,238 --> 01:39:15,032
I'm gonna go to Morehouse.
2168
01:39:15,616 --> 01:39:17,575
- Really?
- Yeah.
2169
01:39:17,576 --> 01:39:20,078
He gonna go to the House.
2170
01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:24,458
- You are? What made you change your mind?
- Me, nigga. Shit, what you think?
2171
01:39:25,584 --> 01:39:28,169
Different generations
thinking very differently
2172
01:39:28,170 --> 01:39:29,712
on a lot of things.
2173
01:39:29,713 --> 01:39:30,547
But,
2174
01:39:31,215 --> 01:39:32,715
I realized that I…
2175
01:39:32,716 --> 01:39:35,718
I've been a privileged Black man
this entire time,
2176
01:39:35,719 --> 01:39:38,554
and I've had my feet
in both worlds and didn't know it.
2177
01:39:38,555 --> 01:39:42,767
It's better to know everybody's truth
so you can't be confused about your own.
2178
01:39:42,768 --> 01:39:44,937
I know why you didn't want me
to know all of it.
2179
01:39:45,604 --> 01:39:48,398
It's hard to imagine anybody
could be so cruel to somebody
2180
01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:50,858
just off the color of their skin.
2181
01:39:50,859 --> 01:39:53,195
And I thank you for not making me
feel different, but…
2182
01:39:53,988 --> 01:39:56,739
the truth is, I am different.
2183
01:39:56,740 --> 01:39:58,574
I mean, we're all different.
2184
01:39:58,575 --> 01:40:01,285
And those differences
shouldn't be swept under the rug,
2185
01:40:01,286 --> 01:40:03,788
but they should be celebrated
and talked about.
2186
01:40:03,789 --> 01:40:07,376
And we shouldn't be scared of the past,
but we should learn from it.
2187
01:40:08,043 --> 01:40:10,921
Not so we can make somebody feel bad, but
2188
01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:13,215
so that we don't repeat it.
2189
01:40:15,551 --> 01:40:18,220
I am so proud of you, son.
You have really grown up.
2190
01:40:18,804 --> 01:40:20,263
Thanks.
2191
01:40:20,264 --> 01:40:21,931
Oh, and, Dad,
2192
01:40:21,932 --> 01:40:24,183
one day when I have my own son,
2193
01:40:24,184 --> 01:40:26,019
I wanna be able
to share all the information
2194
01:40:26,020 --> 01:40:29,106
I was given by
these amazing generations of Black men.
2195
01:40:30,149 --> 01:40:32,066
But…
2196
01:40:32,067 --> 01:40:34,277
I think we gotta get back on this road.
2197
01:40:34,278 --> 01:40:37,447
Oh, no, no, no. Let me get you home.
2198
01:40:37,448 --> 01:40:38,531
Daddy, thank you for this.
2199
01:40:38,532 --> 01:40:40,491
I'll make sure somebody
takes you to the airport.
2200
01:40:40,492 --> 01:40:42,702
- Come on, B.J.
- Uh, no need to.
2201
01:40:42,703 --> 01:40:46,790
Niggas trying to take my bitch,
but, you know, I handled that shit.
2202
01:40:48,959 --> 01:40:51,335
I'm his bitch. Destiny.
2203
01:40:51,336 --> 01:40:52,337
Yeah.
2204
01:40:52,921 --> 01:40:54,172
But I ain't no ho.
2205
01:40:54,173 --> 01:40:57,884
She ain't no ho no more.
She was a ho until about 15 minutes ago.
2206
01:40:57,885 --> 01:40:59,177
Now she on retirement.
2207
01:40:59,178 --> 01:41:01,763
I got a good man that respects me.
2208
01:41:01,764 --> 01:41:03,347
Yeah, she reformed.
2209
01:41:03,348 --> 01:41:05,433
Okay, Daddy, what'd you do to my son?
2210
01:41:05,434 --> 01:41:07,477
It's all Gucci, Dad. Shit.
2211
01:41:07,478 --> 01:41:08,436
No, no, no.
2212
01:41:08,437 --> 01:41:11,898
I'll get you home and to a psychologist.
We're gonna go home.
2213
01:41:11,899 --> 01:41:14,901
Dad, these men
will take you to the airport.
2214
01:41:14,902 --> 01:41:17,445
- Come on, son. We're gonna--
- No, it's okay, Dad.
2215
01:41:17,446 --> 01:41:19,490
It's still not my Tesla, but it's okay.
2216
01:41:20,074 --> 01:41:21,491
Bye, Daddy-in-law!
2217
01:41:21,492 --> 01:41:23,576
I may be poor.
2218
01:41:23,577 --> 01:41:25,369
I may be Black.
2219
01:41:25,370 --> 01:41:27,288
I may be ugly.
2220
01:41:27,289 --> 01:41:31,627
But, dear God, us is here. Bye, Ms. Celie.
2221
01:41:33,253 --> 01:41:35,296
What just happened?
2222
01:41:35,297 --> 01:41:36,256
What just…
2223
01:41:42,346 --> 01:41:43,347
Wow.
2224
01:41:44,264 --> 01:41:45,516
Bye, nigga!
2225
01:42:12,918 --> 01:42:17,171
I'm gonna need someone to help me
2226
01:42:17,172 --> 01:42:21,384
I'm gonna need somebody's hand
2227
01:42:21,385 --> 01:42:25,930
I'm gonna need someone to hold me down
2228
01:42:25,931 --> 01:42:29,143
I'm gonna need someone to care
2229
01:42:30,227 --> 01:42:33,689
I'm gonna writhe and shake my body
2230
01:42:34,523 --> 01:42:37,985
I'll start pulling out my hair
2231
01:42:38,902 --> 01:42:43,406
I'm gonna cover myself
With the ashes of you
2232
01:42:43,407 --> 01:42:46,326
And nobody's gonna give a damn
2233
01:42:47,703 --> 01:42:48,912
Son of a bitch!
2234
01:42:49,913 --> 01:42:51,248
Give me a drink
2235
01:42:52,082 --> 01:42:54,041
One more night
2236
01:42:54,042 --> 01:42:55,586
This can't be me
2237
01:42:56,378 --> 01:42:57,588
Son of a bitch!
2238
01:42:58,297 --> 01:43:00,132
If I can't get clean
2239
01:43:00,883 --> 01:43:02,759
I'm gonna drink my life away
2240
01:43:05,762 --> 01:43:10,099
Oh, oh
2241
01:43:10,100 --> 01:43:13,270
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
2242
01:43:14,396 --> 01:43:18,900
Oh, oh
2243
01:43:18,901 --> 01:43:22,403
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
2244
01:43:22,404 --> 01:43:27,533
Now for 17 years
I've been throwing them back
2245
01:43:27,534 --> 01:43:30,746
Seventeen more will bury me
2246
01:43:31,705 --> 01:43:35,833
Can somebody please just tie me down?
2247
01:43:35,834 --> 01:43:38,337
Or somebody give me a goddamn drink
2248
01:43:40,130 --> 01:43:41,423
Son of a bitch!
2249
01:43:42,382 --> 01:43:43,842
Give me a drink
2250
01:43:44,509 --> 01:43:45,844
One more night
2251
01:43:46,511 --> 01:43:48,013
This can't be me
2252
01:43:48,847 --> 01:43:50,224
Son of a bitch!
2253
01:43:50,766 --> 01:43:52,351
If I can't get clean
2254
01:43:53,227 --> 01:43:55,270
I'm gonna drink my life away
2255
01:43:56,021 --> 01:43:58,272
Yeah, yeah
2256
01:43:58,273 --> 01:44:02,443
Mm-mm
2257
01:44:02,444 --> 01:44:05,739
Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm
2258
01:44:06,823 --> 01:44:10,993
Mm-mm
2259
01:44:10,994 --> 01:44:14,248
Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm
2260
01:44:15,249 --> 01:44:17,792
My heart was breaking
2261
01:44:17,793 --> 01:44:20,002
Hands are shaking
2262
01:44:20,003 --> 01:44:22,256
Bugs are crawling all over me
2263
01:44:24,007 --> 01:44:26,592
My heart was breaking
2264
01:44:26,593 --> 01:44:28,719
Hands are shaking
2265
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:30,931
Bugs are crawling all over me
2266
01:44:32,641 --> 01:44:35,226
My heart was breaking
2267
01:44:35,227 --> 01:44:37,478
Hands are shaking
2268
01:44:37,479 --> 01:44:39,564
Bugs are crawling all over me
2269
01:44:41,358 --> 01:44:43,985
My heart was aching
2270
01:44:43,986 --> 01:44:46,195
Hands are shaking
2271
01:44:46,196 --> 01:44:48,365
Bugs are crawling all over me
2272
01:44:49,950 --> 01:44:51,285
Son of a bitch!
2273
01:44:52,202 --> 01:44:53,537
Give me a drink
2274
01:44:54,371 --> 01:44:55,789
One more night
2275
01:44:56,373 --> 01:44:57,791
This can't be me
2276
01:44:58,667 --> 01:44:59,960
Son of a bitch!
2277
01:45:00,585 --> 01:45:02,004
If I can't get clean
2278
01:45:03,046 --> 01:45:05,423
I'm gonna drink my life away
2279
01:45:05,424 --> 01:45:06,425
Yeah, hey
2280
01:45:07,467 --> 01:45:08,719
Son of a bitch!
2281
01:45:09,636 --> 01:45:10,929
Give me a drink
2282
01:45:11,805 --> 01:45:13,015
Son of a bitch!
2283
01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:15,267
This can't be me
2284
01:45:16,184 --> 01:45:17,519
Son of a bitch!
2285
01:45:18,061 --> 01:45:19,563
If I can't get clean
2286
01:45:20,439 --> 01:45:22,399
I'm gonna drink my life away
2287
01:45:23,859 --> 01:45:25,526
Yeah
2288
01:45:25,527 --> 01:45:27,069
Oh, oh
2289
01:45:27,070 --> 01:45:27,987
Uh-huh!
2290
01:45:27,988 --> 01:45:29,822
Oh, oh
2291
01:45:29,823 --> 01:45:33,076
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
2292
01:45:34,202 --> 01:45:38,539
Oh, oh
2293
01:45:38,540 --> 01:45:41,668
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
2294
01:45:42,961 --> 01:45:47,214
Oh, oh
2295
01:45:47,215 --> 01:45:50,469
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh