1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:04,379 [opening theme music playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:19,227 [heroic music playing] 5 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,062 [barbecue sizzling] 6 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,189 [sparks crackling] 7 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:30,780 [grunting] 8 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,574 Oof! Ah! 9 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:33,742 [roaring] 10 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,243 Haa... yaah! 11 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,619 [groaning] Good one. 12 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:40,290 [alert blaring] 13 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,042 Tony, what's up? 14 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,126 Hey, Black Widow. 15 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,669 Ah, not much. No big deal, 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,921 just someone trying to break into our secret vault. 17 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,024 Anyone wanna help me stop 'em? 18 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,632 Meet you there. 19 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,301 [alert blaring] 20 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,304 Greetings, Avengers! 21 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:57,223 - Loki? - You really should be more careful. 22 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,100 This not-so-secret vault 23 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,977 was quite easy to find and break into. 24 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,937 What have you stolen, Loki? 25 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,105 Hello, brother. 26 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,399 Stolen? You offend me. 27 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,318 With all the dangerous and rare items 28 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,819 you've locked away in here, 29 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:12,739 I should think it would be a bit more... secure. 30 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,491 I demand to know what you've taken! 31 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:17,327 Typical Thor, always rushing to judgment. 32 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,246 Honestly, I don't know how the rest of you Avengers put up with him. 33 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,457 [growling angrily] 34 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,459 Oof! 35 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,754 Whoa! 36 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,631 [crash] 37 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,549 [deflecting] 38 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,717 [grunting] 39 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,178 I told you, I have stolen nothing! 40 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,805 Loki! H'ah! 41 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:38,973 Ah! 42 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,100 You guys need help? 43 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,851 All good, got it covered. 44 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:42,936 [grunting] 45 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,396 Okay, then. 46 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,277 Let's check the inventory to see what he stole. 47 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:47,357 Sure you're good? 48 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,359 [Tony] All good! Oof! 49 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:50,777 [groaning] Got it... covered. 50 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,614 Whah! Ah! 51 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:55,657 Uh-oh. 52 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:56,950 Whoa! 53 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:58,159 Aah! 54 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,953 Are we having fun yet? 55 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,162 [Thor] Enough! 56 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,873 [sighing] 57 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,291 Not that I want to defend Loki, 58 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,293 but nothing's missing from the vault. 59 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:10,463 Impossible. What trickery is at hand, Loki? 60 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,465 Trickery? On the contrary, 61 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,300 I've been trying to tell you. 62 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:15,927 I'm here to help! 63 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,178 My friends, 64 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,264 I have seen the error of my ways. 65 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,683 I've looked deep down inside myself 66 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,477 at the good I'm capable of, and made a decision. 67 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,479 I shall be a hero. 68 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:30,108 I, Loki, shall be your newest Avenger! 69 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,651 Nope. No way. 70 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,029 Far be it from me to criticize, 71 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:37,449 but clearly you can use my help. 72 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:40,035 For instance, this primitive locking mechanism 73 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:42,245 that Tony built for your vault. 74 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:45,874 Look how quickly a devious mind can dispose of it. 75 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,542 Tony? Primitive? 76 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,919 - Wait just one... - Loki, let's go. 77 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,004 As you wish. 78 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,339 Now that we're finished here, 79 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,174 where do you keep your tailor? 80 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,592 We have a tailor? 81 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,724 Guys, Loki being here could mean real trouble. 82 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,435 Loki wanting to be an Avenger means real trouble. 83 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:08,188 Hey! He can't wear my uniform! 84 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,564 Cap's right. 85 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,025 That helmet does not go with that uniform. 86 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,568 If Loki really wants to be good, 87 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,321 why don't we keep him busy as an Avenger-in-training 88 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,715 while we determine what he's up to? 89 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:18,740 Train Loki? 90 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,367 I'm not sure he has what it takes 91 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,208 - to be an Avenger. - Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 92 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,204 Yeah, Tony, you can't be serious. 93 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:26,331 Loki can be like our... intern! 94 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,249 And maybe he'll make a good hero. Who knows? 95 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,936 - Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! - [Steve] Should we give SHIELD a heads up? 96 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,545 Loki hasn't done anything wrong yet, 97 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,065 and this way, we can keep an eye on him. 98 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:37,550 Besides, Nick Fury's a busy spy doing spy stuff. 99 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,972 [Fury] Have Engineering check rotor number four, 100 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,391 and make sure these Quinjets 101 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:46,059 are serviced and fueled ASAP, 102 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,310 and when you have a moment... 103 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,062 - [weapon powering] - Huh? 104 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,815 Hey! Oof! 105 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:52,982 Nebula? 106 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,567 You're not from around here. 107 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,611 Like, off-planet "not from around here." 108 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,238 You've done your research. 109 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,198 Yeah, well, I know everything. 110 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,367 What do you want, Nebula? 111 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,743 That would be telling. 112 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,079 Let's just say this Helicarrier will do nicely 113 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,790 as my new base of operations. 114 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,421 Loki, take that off! 115 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,505 You're embarrassing me. 116 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,631 Embarrassing? 117 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,383 I think it's quite flattering on me. 118 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,968 I wonder if it comes in green? 119 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,219 [Tony] Only red and gold... 120 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,262 and sometimes silver. 121 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,471 Looking good, Loki, 122 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,432 but you're an Avenger-in-training. 123 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,766 No costume or armor 124 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,351 until you log some hours in the field. 125 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,812 My first day Avenging! Excellent! 126 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,939 What criminal empire shall we crush? 127 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,608 What super-villain shall feel my wrath? 128 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,360 What intergalactic threat 129 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,237 shall we laugh in the face of? 130 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,447 [passing traffic horns blare] 131 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,240 I have infinite cosmic knowledge, 132 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,867 a super strategic mind, 133 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,119 - vast power... - [cat meowing] 134 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,287 and you bring me here 135 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,289 to get a cat out of a tree? 136 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,207 - [cat meowing] - You can't be serious. 137 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,792 This is a perfect first mission 138 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:53,960 for an intern... 139 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,337 Uh... Avenger-tern? 140 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,629 Avenging Intern? 141 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,298 If you want to be an Avenger, 142 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,632 you must act like an Avenger. 143 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,010 No job is too big or too small. 144 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,304 Yes, yes, I get it. 145 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,348 Move aside, Earth child. 146 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,724 [meowing] 147 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,358 We shall pay for that! 148 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,526 [meowing] 149 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,320 Thank you, Iron Man! 150 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,571 [happy meowing] 151 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,490 No thanks for the intern? 152 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,658 You cannot just blast your way 153 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,827 through every challenge that presents itself. 154 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,497 This coming from Thor, son of Odin. 155 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,040 Mr. Lightning and Thunder, 156 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,042 bashing everything with your hammer 157 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,210 all of the time? 158 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:36,961 - [huffing] - He's got a point, Thor. 159 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,381 No, he doesn't. I wield this hammer 160 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,257 with the precision of a surgeon. 161 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,009 Listen, Loki, all Thor's trying to say 162 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,512 is that you need to be more careful. 163 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:46,763 Remember, we're here to help, 164 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,932 and we work better as a team. 165 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,400 Hey, Black Widow, looks like you're chasing bad guys. 166 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,901 - Do you need... - Bank robbery. 167 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,236 It's Crossbones, 168 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:02,880 and his crew's armed with some real high-tech stuff. 169 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,240 High-tech bank robbers? That's not good. 170 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,825 Not good? It's great! 171 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,369 This is so much better suited to my skill set! 172 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,287 Just look for the skull-faced madman 173 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,081 driving too fast. 174 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,374 Consider it done. 175 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,625 Loki, wait! 176 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,964 Ha! You think you can evade Loki? 177 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:27,387 Oh, sorry, wrong skull-faced driver. 178 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,596 [shifter clunking] 179 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:31,641 [tires squealing] 180 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:38,523 I demand you stop this vehicle immediately, vile criminal! 181 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,443 [tires squealing] 182 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,986 - [passing scream] - [man] Huh? 183 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,447 - Oof! - Hello, brother. 184 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:48,324 The Earth criminals really don't respect that I'm an Avenger. 185 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,535 That's because you are not an Avenger. 186 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,538 At best... [frustrated growl] 187 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,498 - [shots blasting] - [traffic honking] 188 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,590 No one bests Loki! 189 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,348 Uh-oh. 190 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,352 - [crowd screaming] - Everyone get back! 191 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,020 - [crowd screaming] - [distant thud] 192 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,063 Huh? 193 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,149 H'rah! [grunting] 194 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,650 [distant crash] 195 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,819 Thanks, Hulk! 196 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,196 Give me five. 197 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,948 - Oof! - [crashing] 198 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:29,991 [groaning] Thanks. 199 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,870 [Tony] Going somewhere? 200 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,872 [tires squealing] 201 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:42,545 [crowd cheering] 202 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:48,176 [sighing] And once again, no "thank you" for Loki. 203 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,136 I ask you, where is the gratitude? 204 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,138 Gratitude for being reckless? 205 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,890 For endangering these citizens? 206 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,809 Your selfishness will preclude you 207 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,520 from ever becoming an Avenger, Loki! 208 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,856 Whatever dark crevice of the universe you crawled out of, 209 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:05,193 return to it, and leave my friends and this planet be. 210 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,653 Easy, Thor. 211 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,072 Yeah, buddy. Bad guys busted, nobody hurt. 212 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,991 - We'll figure this out. - No more games, Loki. 213 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,033 I mean it. 214 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,040 Hmm, that was awkward. 215 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,918 He's always been like that, you know. That temper. 216 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,171 Even when I try to do good. Maybe Thor's right, 217 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,757 maybe I'm not cut out for this hero business. 218 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,970 [heroic music playing] 219 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,223 I should thank you, Nick Fury, for your hospitality. 220 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,225 This is quite perfect. 221 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,393 Don't mention it. 222 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,769 You gonna clue me in yet 223 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,688 on what you're using my Helicarrier for? 224 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:45,108 Since you are sealed safely in your containment box, 225 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,401 I guess it won't hurt. 226 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,486 This Helicarrier and everyone on it, 227 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,613 including you, are the bait. 228 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:54,534 We're the bait? Let me guess. For the Avengers? 229 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,077 [knocking] 230 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,412 You are clever. 231 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:01,041 The last thing we need is an angry and sullen Asgardian 232 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,250 wandering the city. 233 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,918 Are we talking Thor or Loki? 234 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,170 Loki! 235 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,421 Yeah, we've gotta find... 236 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,340 - [brakes screeching] - Found him. 237 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,466 [Clint groaning] 238 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,884 That was fast. 239 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,969 - We found Loki. - Copy that, Widow. 240 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,263 Hulk, Cap, and I will meet you there. 241 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,766 Hey there, Loki, what's going on? 242 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,976 I'm cheering myself up with Earth pastries. 243 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,645 Why did someone deliberately put a hole in its center? 244 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,689 We have no idea. 245 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,608 If this was an Asgardian delicacy, 246 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,068 it would be fully intact 247 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,695 with nothing removed from the middle. 248 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,447 There's our fearless intern. 249 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,615 Don't worry, Loki. 250 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,200 Thor will cool off. 251 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,452 At least, he usually cools off. 252 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:40,080 Besides, you guys are family, right? 253 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,164 [roaring] 254 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,083 Hey, Hulk. 255 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,543 You gonna eat all those yourself? 256 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,421 That was my plan. 257 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,590 [whirring overhead] 258 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:51,925 That's odd. 259 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,219 What's the Helicarrier doing up there? 260 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,221 Iron Man to Nick Fury, what's going on up there? 261 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,556 [Fury] Avengers, this is Fury. Can you hear me? Come in. 262 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,059 Our guidance system's experiencing power failures. 263 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,644 In need of urgent assistance. 264 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,146 Repeat, we are in need of your assistance. 265 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,942 Fury needs us. 266 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,360 Let's move! 267 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,153 Hang on, Loki. We need a plan. 268 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:15,573 Hawkeye, I need you to monitor the situation from Avengers Tower 269 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,201 - in case things escalate down here. - On it! 270 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,245 Loki, I need you here on the ground 271 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,622 - to make sure everyone's kept safe. - Ridiculous! 272 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,290 An out-of-control Helicarrier 273 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,418 suits my vast power splendidly. 274 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,004 Being an Avenger is about being a team player, 275 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,548 which means right now, we need you down here. 276 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,341 [jet approaching] 277 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,218 Just received a distress call from Nick Fury. 278 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,137 Way ahead of ya! 279 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,305 Team player, eh? 280 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,520 [Tony] Well, this looks like fun. 281 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,106 [grunting] Something tells me... Ouch! 282 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,775 These guys aren't working for SHIELD. Ooh! 283 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,283 A Chitauri... Oof! ...trap! Avengers! 284 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,493 Do not... Ah! ...assemble! 285 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,871 You hear that transmission from Tony? 286 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,581 - [Tony] Avengers... - [static crackling] 287 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,915 assemble! 288 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,792 I'm pretty sure he said "Avengers Assemble." 289 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,670 I really wish he'd stop stealing my line. 290 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,880 Hmm... 291 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,427 [impact slamming] 292 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,810 Glad you saved some of them for us, Iron Man. 293 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,999 Is it just me, or are you feeling a little unwelcome up here? 294 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,985 This is always how the Chitauri welcome us. 295 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,362 [roaring] 296 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,989 [Natasha grunting with effort] 297 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:40,866 [roaring] 298 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,628 Ah! They've trapped me 299 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,005 in some kind of box... 300 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,354 Ah! Oof! 301 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,855 Hi, Natasha. 302 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,897 Got you too, huh? 303 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,568 [roaring] 304 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,364 [roaring] 305 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,786 [weapon powering up] 306 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,746 You know who you're messing with, right? 307 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,336 [grunting and growling] 308 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,214 [Steve] Ugh! Can't get a shot! 309 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,632 There's too many of 'em! 310 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,638 Going down! 311 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,643 I've had worse landings. 312 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,813 [struggling] 313 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,982 [grumbling] 314 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,818 [roaring] 315 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,863 - Hey, big guy. - Hey, Cap. 316 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,407 Where were you even keeping that? 317 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,972 You're not going to believe this, but we're actually here to rescue you. 318 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,039 [sighing in frustration] 319 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,042 Silence! You will all show respect. 320 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,460 Respect? For who? 321 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,171 Why, my father, of course. 322 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,925 [all] Thanos? 323 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,053 The one and only. 324 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,680 What brings you to our fine planet? 325 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,931 Uh, cute robo-Thanos thing 326 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,391 you got goin' on there, by the way. 327 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,559 [Thanos chuckling] 328 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,062 The ever-charming Iron Man, 329 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:35,732 even when defeated and stuck in a tiny little box. 330 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,652 Loki has stolen my Mech-finity Gauntlet, 331 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,821 and I want it back. 332 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,575 I'll tear apart this entire solar system to find it, 333 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,453 starting here with your precious city. 334 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,247 The Chitauri have yet to find the two Asgardians, Father. 335 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,583 Set course for Avengers Tower, 336 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,418 and find them! 337 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,087 Oh, no. 338 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,130 [Mjolnir whooshing] 339 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,177 Hello, brother. Still mad? 340 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,597 [sighing] If you are to stay here, 341 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,724 you must learn to be a team player. 342 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,643 I cannot allow you to endanger my friends 343 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,936 and this planet. 344 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,938 Yes. About that. 345 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,773 We need to rescue your friends, 346 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,608 and also the angry guy with the eyepatch. 347 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,653 - Then we need to save all the people of this planet. - Wait! What? 348 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,321 Rescue them from whom? 349 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,073 - Thanos. - Thanos?! 350 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,158 Why in the ten realms is he on Earth? 351 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,704 I may have stolen the Infinity Gauntlet 352 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,122 he built for his Mech. 353 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,249 He calls it his Mech-finity Gauntlet, 354 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,418 which personally, I think is a little on the no... 355 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,504 You stole the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos? 356 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:43,049 Technically the "Mech-finity Gauntlet," but yes. 357 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,385 And you hid it in our vault, didn't you? 358 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,053 Why did you not tell me this? 359 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,931 I couldn't allow Thanos to wield that power. 360 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,308 It would mean great peril for the entire universe. 361 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,520 Wait... You didn't want it for yourself? 362 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,606 You, Loki, were trying to protect the universe? 363 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,776 Shocking. Yes, I know. Listen, brother, 364 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,903 I thought if anyone could help me, 365 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,656 it was you and the Avengers. 366 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:07,949 You thought right. 367 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,701 First, we rescue the others. 368 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,995 Then we destroy the Mech-finity Gauntlet, 369 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,621 and rid this world of Thanos, 370 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,749 but we must work together, 371 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,043 - understood? - Understood. 372 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:26,343 I'm certain I'll find my Mech-finity Gauntlet here, 373 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,762 as well as the Asgardian thief 374 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,681 - hiding like a coward. - You will crush him, 375 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:35,101 the Avengers, and whoever stands in your way, Father. 376 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,228 Yes, I will. 377 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:43,860 [clearing throat] Why are the prisoners still here? 378 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,655 The prisoners are to be released from containment 379 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,157 and moved to the Helicarrier Brig! 380 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,161 - [muttering nervously] - Open the containment cages... 381 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,203 now! 382 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:58,124 [beeping release] 383 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,627 Uh... thanks, Nebula. 384 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:03,213 Don't mention it. 385 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,215 What is this? 386 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,884 On Earth, we call it a jail break. 387 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,386 Definitely looks like a jail break. 388 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,762 Stop them! 389 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,891 [roaring] 390 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,059 Quickly, we must go. 391 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,602 Thanos is en route to your vault! 392 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,145 And why should we trust you, Loki? 393 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,398 We know you stole the Mech-finity Gauntlet. 394 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,649 [Loki] You needn't trust me, 395 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,526 but you do trust Thor, 396 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,027 and right now, he's at the vault 397 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,071 about to face Thanos on his own! 398 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,241 Tony, you and Cap go! We'll clean up around here. 399 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,119 - [grunting] - Hey, Cap, time to go! 400 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,418 [smashing] 401 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,296 [Thanos] I see you're not a coward 402 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,965 like your brother. 403 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,883 You'll find that no son of Odin 404 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,176 is afraid of a fight. 405 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,720 Especially me. 406 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:52,804 [evil chuckle] 407 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,435 [straining] 408 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,772 [grunting] 409 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,607 You'll have to do better than that. 410 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,278 Oh, I will. [grunting] 411 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,261 Didn't see that coming, did you? 412 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,662 [roaring in frustration] 413 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,414 [grunting] 414 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,586 - [grunting] - [crackling] 415 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:34,179 - Oh! - A valiant effort, Asgardian, 416 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,889 but you have lost. 417 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:36,930 [bow stretching] 418 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:43,896 Aah! 419 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,066 [grunts] 420 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,573 [blasting] 421 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:57,118 I told Tony he needed a better lock on this door. 422 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,871 Ah, yes. The thief. 423 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,456 I'll enjoy crushing you 424 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,626 as I reclaim what is rightfully mine. 425 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,670 Do you really believe 426 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,923 you can defeat me on your own, coward? 427 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:14,803 And why should I have to face you on my own? 428 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,846 - Sorry, we're late. - [Tony] Yeah, thought 429 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,768 we'd put on something a little more appropriate. 430 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,726 You're already too late. 431 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,441 Not on my watch. 432 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,654 [growling, roaring angrily] 433 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:33,697 [grunts] 434 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,199 [grunting] 435 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,409 Yaah! 436 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,709 [beeping] 437 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,504 [blasting] 438 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:51,964 [distant screaming] 439 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,096 Hey, Hulk, now that Fury has everything under control, 440 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,848 better get down to the vault. 441 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:02,892 [raging in frustration] 442 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,398 Get back here! 443 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,154 [growling] 444 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,657 [grunts] 445 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,578 [grunting] 446 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,456 [growling] 447 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,425 [grunting] 448 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,304 - [growling] - My fellow Avengers, 449 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,849 if you're planning on helping me defeat Thanos, now is the... [yelping] 450 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,102 Ah! Oh! 451 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,898 [straining] 452 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,776 Yaah! Huh! 453 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,821 Yaah! [grunts] 454 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,536 [evil cackle] Finally! 455 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:05,246 [all] No! 456 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:09,167 Yes! Suffer my wrath! 457 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,128 [power surging] 458 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,133 - [shorting out] - What? 459 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,510 What is this? 460 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,762 Oh... Thanos, yes, 461 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,597 I forgot to mention. 462 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,266 While I did indeed hide your gauntlet here, 463 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:28,019 I took all of the Infinity Stones out of it 464 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,522 and hid them elsewhere in the universe. 465 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,483 Those stones are, as they say, 466 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,527 "costume jewelry." They're worthless. 467 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,903 No cosmic power. 468 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,280 Not even that pretty to look at, really. 469 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,117 [gasping] This can't be! 470 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,412 [roaring] 471 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,996 - Unh! - Oof! 472 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:54,295 Congrats, team! We did it! 473 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:55,797 You stole the Infinity Stones 474 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,632 and purposely led Thanos here 475 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:58,967 so we'd battle him for you? 476 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,802 That's deceitful even for you, Loki. 477 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,138 Tony, Natasha, Bruce... 478 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,599 together as a team we have just defeated Thanos 479 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:07,976 and saved the universe! 480 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,812 Not bad for an Avenger in training, I'd say! 481 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:14,774 And where, dear brother, have you hidden the real Infinity Stones? 482 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,902 I assure you, somewhere much more secure 483 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,321 than this supposedly secret vault. 484 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,323 [exasperated roar] 485 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,869 I've given it much consideration, and I've decided 486 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,204 I'm not good at this hero thing. 487 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:32,584 I'll leave it to you, Avengers. You are the real heroes. 488 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,170 Until we meet again. 489 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,131 That's family for you. 490 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,884 [roaring] Loki! 491 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:43,553 [closing theme music playing]