1 00:00:02,874 --> 00:00:04,329 - Oh my God! - Whoo! 2 00:00:04,330 --> 00:00:06,674 Panthea: Previously on The Real Housewives of London... 3 00:00:06,675 --> 00:00:08,688 Amanda's found a husband tonight! 4 00:00:08,689 --> 00:00:09,770 - That's it. - That's it? 5 00:00:09,771 --> 00:00:12,142 - Where do we sign? - That's it! 6 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:15,910 - Your hands are always so clean. - Yeah, cause it's not my fight. 7 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,149 You stay on the fence. 8 00:00:17,349 --> 00:00:18,750 What the fuck, guys? 9 00:00:19,129 --> 00:00:20,549 What do you want from me? 10 00:00:20,809 --> 00:00:23,348 I love the fact that you are all doing this thing 11 00:00:23,349 --> 00:00:26,448 you love to do and speak up together and gang up. 12 00:00:26,449 --> 00:00:28,979 Let me tell you something., Nessie comes slowly. 13 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:30,808 - Hurry up! - I'm 70 in 13 years. 14 00:00:30,809 --> 00:00:31,809 We don't have time! (laughter) 15 00:00:32,429 --> 00:00:34,069 She thinks you've had a facelift. 16 00:00:34,070 --> 00:00:35,289 What have you done? I want to know. 17 00:00:35,809 --> 00:00:37,269 I have collagen every day. 18 00:00:37,690 --> 00:00:39,410 Panthea's like, right next to me like, 19 00:00:39,629 --> 00:00:41,650 "Is that a scar? Your face looks different." 20 00:00:41,949 --> 00:00:43,699 I actually didn't know that Panthea 21 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,350 had been to your clinic. Why is there a thing? 22 00:00:45,722 --> 00:00:46,973 Exactly. 23 00:00:47,490 --> 00:00:49,870 I do think that the dissolving that you pushed, 24 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,750 maybe I shouldn't have done it. 25 00:00:52,459 --> 00:00:53,727 (sighs) 26 00:00:53,728 --> 00:00:55,779 We can have the conversation, and yeah, 27 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:57,560 customer satisfaction is, you know, 28 00:00:57,660 --> 00:00:59,358 obviously at the top of what we do. 29 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:02,076 But we're gonna talk about that, privately. 30 00:01:02,077 --> 00:01:03,259 Not a problem. 31 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:05,307 (dramatic music) 32 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,920 I don't need a crown. 33 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,080 Everyone knows 34 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,700 I rule this town. 35 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,398 I may come from the Windy City, 36 00:01:13,399 --> 00:01:14,438 but my loyalty 37 00:01:14,439 --> 00:01:16,060 never changes direction. 38 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,840 I try to keep the peace, 39 00:01:19,039 --> 00:01:20,038 but sometimes 40 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,420 the truth is louder. 41 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,800 I've been waiting in the wings, 42 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,598 but now I'm taking 43 00:01:25,599 --> 00:01:26,879 centre stage. 44 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,360 Like a luxury yacht, 45 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,780 I can weather any storm. 46 00:01:33,119 --> 00:01:35,360 London is full of fake news, 47 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,660 but I deliver the facts. 48 00:01:41,217 --> 00:01:44,642 (vibrant music) 49 00:01:56,573 --> 00:01:57,827 (music fades out) 50 00:01:57,828 --> 00:01:59,454 (music resumes) 51 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:02,690 - Morning honey. - Gregor: How are you? 52 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:05,410 I love this island. We have to come back. 53 00:02:05,629 --> 00:02:08,649 Like, I wish I could just send for you guys. It's amazing. 54 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:14,369 We've had moments of relaxation and fun 55 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:19,490 in between some very intense conversations. 56 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:23,009 Trying to get through to Juliet Mayhew 57 00:02:23,530 --> 00:02:26,929 about investing in friendship and going deeper 58 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:29,150 than just thinking you're friends, you know. 59 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,829 I'm not a surface kind of friend, so... 60 00:02:32,190 --> 00:02:34,669 And Nessie, trying to break, I think all of us 61 00:02:34,670 --> 00:02:36,148 are trying to break through to her that, um... 62 00:02:36,149 --> 00:02:40,370 we need her more invested. 63 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:43,789 Um, and Amanda and I are skipping off into the sunset 64 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:45,622 every single night, holding hands. 65 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:47,008 (laughter) 66 00:02:47,009 --> 00:02:48,768 Oh, we're going on a superyacht today. 67 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:49,769 We're going on a boat. 68 00:02:50,829 --> 00:02:51,829 Karen's family 69 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:55,550 rented a 150 foot superyacht. 70 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:58,150 Hello, hello! (playful music) 71 00:02:58,909 --> 00:03:02,610 Oh! It's my, um, best friend. 72 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,250 Gregor! 73 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,920 Hi, gorgeous. 74 00:03:12,768 --> 00:03:14,479 (laughter) 75 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:20,107 (upbeat music) 76 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:21,289 This looks insane. 77 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,930 Nessie: Oh my God, it smells so good. 78 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:27,789 I'm sorry, but how insanely hot do you look? 79 00:03:28,569 --> 00:03:29,810 In shorts and a swimming costume? 80 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:31,669 Yeah, I mean like, look at that body. Look at your legs. 81 00:03:32,270 --> 00:03:33,270 You're one to talk. 82 00:03:33,410 --> 00:03:34,449 These little creatures 83 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:35,850 are so cute going back and forth. 84 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,049 I want to take a picture of a mongoose. 85 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,930 I know, they're so cute! Mongooses keep going across. 86 00:03:40,569 --> 00:03:41,770 I think they're quite friendly. 87 00:03:42,349 --> 00:03:44,689 Anything that eats a rattlesnake is not friendly. 88 00:03:46,170 --> 00:03:49,469 So, last night was pretty full on. 89 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,670 I feel actually liberated. 90 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:54,569 I took on board what everyone was saying, 91 00:03:54,570 --> 00:03:55,570 like, I appreciate it. 92 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:57,349 I don't agree with a lot of it, 93 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:59,329 but I was very happy to talk about it. 94 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:02,149 I was annoyed with Juliet Angus because she was telling me 95 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:03,489 that people were talking behind my back, 96 00:04:03,490 --> 00:04:04,810 but she wasn't telling me what it was. 97 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:06,718 And that was really frustrating for me. 98 00:04:06,719 --> 00:04:07,890 Be a straight shooter. 99 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:09,189 If you've got something to come and tell me about, 100 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:11,658 just tell me to my face and then give me the information. 101 00:04:11,659 --> 00:04:13,770 - Yeah. - But I just wanted to say, 102 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:15,670 I really do appreciate you 103 00:04:17,029 --> 00:04:18,250 having my back at the table yesterday. 104 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,148 Of course. But at the end of the day, Nessie, 105 00:04:20,149 --> 00:04:23,009 I don't like a pile on. I'm happy to fight for you. 106 00:04:23,509 --> 00:04:24,509 I want to be fought over. (laughter) 107 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:27,257 Don't you think I'm worth being fought over? 108 00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:28,830 - You're definitely worth it. - Okay. 109 00:04:28,831 --> 00:04:29,880 You definitely are. 110 00:04:29,881 --> 00:04:31,840 Um, how are you feeling? 111 00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:33,909 Um, I mean... 112 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:37,309 We're leaving the villa today, 113 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,949 and we're all being stuck on a boat 114 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:40,710 for three days with no getting off. 115 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:41,930 It's just a lot. 116 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:44,088 What's the likelihood that someone's 117 00:04:44,089 --> 00:04:45,129 just gonna want to jump off the boat? 118 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:49,252 Hm. I'm gonna push someone overboard, 119 00:04:49,253 --> 00:04:50,556 I can tell you that now. 120 00:04:51,297 --> 00:04:52,953 (laughter) 121 00:04:52,954 --> 00:04:56,972 (high tempo music) 122 00:04:57,149 --> 00:04:58,310 Where is my phone? 123 00:04:58,969 --> 00:05:01,749 I lost my phone again. What the hell? 124 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:02,750 I got it. Okay. 125 00:05:17,427 --> 00:05:19,490 (sighs) (music fades) 126 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:25,120 Chop-chop guys, it's time for us to go. 127 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,439 Jeremy has chartered a boat for me and the girls. 128 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,200 Get your stuff together. Everyone is waiting for us. 129 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,920 I'm so excited for this. 130 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,320 We're gonna cruise around the Caribbean, 131 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:35,860 make a couple of stops. 132 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,120 I love boat life. 133 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,119 - Simon, we'll be back. - Thank you, I hope so. 134 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,209 - Well, I'll be back. - Yeah, I hope so. 135 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:41,799 I don't know, with... 136 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,500 probably not with them, but with my family. 137 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,559 I mean my hubby just loves me. Can you imagine? 138 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,140 He chartered a boat for me and these girls. 139 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,040 I love him so much. 140 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:50,239 Not because he chartered a boat, 141 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,239 but he's just a good man. 142 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,788 Have a good rest of the trip. 143 00:05:53,789 --> 00:05:55,588 (upbeat music) 144 00:05:57,699 --> 00:06:00,250 Karen: And you know what? I like it around here. 145 00:06:00,251 --> 00:06:02,578 Here is more chill, and it's more island life. 146 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,439 No, here is like a community. 147 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,738 This is what I want, but then I just can't be bothered 148 00:06:06,739 --> 00:06:08,680 with locking up a property then leave. 149 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,745 I'd like to have someone living in it. 150 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,503 Then I know everything is okay. - I'll live in it for you. 151 00:06:12,504 --> 00:06:14,559 Buy it. I'll live in the villa, and I'll manage it. 152 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,359 You wouldn't manage it. You'd pay someone else to manage it. 153 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,379 Yeah, exactly! (laughter) 154 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,899 Do you remember when you posted a story 155 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,500 about your dad looking at your things, didn't you? 156 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:26,759 - Yeah. - Did he ever comment on that? 157 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:27,378 - No. - No? 158 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:29,300 What's he doing on Instagram anyway? 159 00:06:29,579 --> 00:06:30,740 Yeah, what's he doing on Instagram? 160 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,579 He's private on Instagram, and he started following me 161 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:36,340 on Facebook about ten years ago, 162 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,840 and I allowed him to follow me on Facebook. 163 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:38,939 Then he followed me on Instagram, 164 00:06:39,439 --> 00:06:40,939 and then he was liking, liking, liking. 165 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:43,000 It sounds like he does want to have a relationship. 166 00:06:43,339 --> 00:06:44,878 - Yeah. - I think he's scared, too. 167 00:06:44,879 --> 00:06:49,278 I think that that generation is so stubborn, and so like hard. 168 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:51,680 And they do not apologise. They're unapologetic. 169 00:06:52,199 --> 00:06:54,859 Sorry, he left and hasn't been in my life. 170 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:58,139 For a guy to be stalking me on Instagram, 171 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,480 to never wish me happy birthday, 172 00:06:59,659 --> 00:07:01,039 to never call, to never reach out. 173 00:07:01,219 --> 00:07:03,139 I haven't been to Iran since I was four years old. 174 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,859 Don't you want to be the bigger person 175 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:06,499 and maybe reach out and be like, "This is crazy." 176 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,538 Like, "What's wrong?" 177 00:07:07,539 --> 00:07:09,048 What I'm saying is if I write to him right now, 178 00:07:09,049 --> 00:07:10,462 what if I see it says 'read' 179 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:11,979 and he doesn't write back? 180 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:16,878 Don't you think the risk outweighs the unknowing? 181 00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:18,499 - Peace of mind. - The day will come 182 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,299 when she won't have that option to do that anymore. 183 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,600 Well, that's where I'm at with my dad. 184 00:07:23,919 --> 00:07:26,158 We didn't speak for five years, 185 00:07:26,159 --> 00:07:28,280 and I thought I would never speak to him. 186 00:07:28,419 --> 00:07:31,560 And then when he... what, like eight years ago 187 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:35,199 he went into the hospital with his first cancer scare. 188 00:07:35,419 --> 00:07:38,139 And then we were like, what have we been doing? 189 00:07:38,299 --> 00:07:40,138 - Yeah. - Like, let's fix this. 190 00:07:40,139 --> 00:07:42,839 I understand. You're protecting yourself from the unknown. 191 00:07:43,219 --> 00:07:46,120 - Yeah. - So you did go to Iran? 192 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,740 I left Iran when I was four because this guy, 193 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:50,479 Ayatollah Khomeini, had to come into power. 194 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,799 But when you're leaving Iran, you can't say that 195 00:07:53,019 --> 00:07:54,399 'cause you'll get arrested, right? 196 00:07:54,519 --> 00:07:56,299 Like you have to act like everything's still normal. 197 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,619 Yeah. Oh no, what did your big mouth do? 198 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:00,939 It was the last four, five flights left. 199 00:08:01,379 --> 00:08:02,498 So, apparently we were leaving and they said, 200 00:08:02,499 --> 00:08:04,339 "Oh, why are you leaving?" My mum goes, 201 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:05,400 "Oh, I'm going to the doctors," 202 00:08:05,539 --> 00:08:07,539 like we have to go for an operation or something. 203 00:08:07,799 --> 00:08:09,759 And I said, "They're lying." 204 00:08:09,939 --> 00:08:12,162 "We have to run away from the Ayatollah Khomeini." 205 00:08:12,163 --> 00:08:13,203 Oh my gosh... 206 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:15,839 You and your big mouth nearly got you all shot. 207 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,518 That's what my mum always says, at four years old! 208 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:21,299 Gee! And we were hiding gold bars in our knickers. 209 00:08:21,659 --> 00:08:23,487 She never fucking learned her lesson. 210 00:08:23,488 --> 00:08:25,851 (laughter) 211 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,198 (vibrant music) 212 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:35,918 Oh, look where we are, look! 213 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:38,210 - Sweet Caroline. - Oh, Sweet Caroline! 214 00:08:39,688 --> 00:08:42,769 This boat is gorgeous. I love that she's named after me. 215 00:08:43,409 --> 00:08:44,730 - Hi. - Hi. Good afternoon. 216 00:08:44,909 --> 00:08:48,044 Welcome aboard. Calum. - Hi Calum. Lovely to meet you. 217 00:08:48,045 --> 00:08:49,197 - Juliet. - Hi, lovely to meet you. 218 00:08:49,198 --> 00:08:53,148 You can have some really big, tacky influencer boats, 219 00:08:53,149 --> 00:08:56,149 or you can have something like Sweet Caroline, 220 00:08:56,409 --> 00:08:59,518 which is just a beautiful, private yacht. 221 00:08:59,519 --> 00:09:01,829 Juliet A: This is incredible! 222 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:03,610 We're definitely off to a good start. 223 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:07,850 Karen, I was expecting nothing less. Nothing less! 224 00:09:08,309 --> 00:09:09,909 The girls are super excited. 225 00:09:10,069 --> 00:09:12,490 Everyone is like, "Oh, my God, Karen!" 226 00:09:13,169 --> 00:09:15,590 And I'm like, for me this is just another vacation, 227 00:09:15,950 --> 00:09:17,408 another day, you know. 228 00:09:17,409 --> 00:09:19,929 What is that? What is that she's holding in her hand? 229 00:09:20,069 --> 00:09:21,458 - A little welcome surprise. - Oh! 230 00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:25,013 (girls whooping) Are you joking? 231 00:09:25,014 --> 00:09:27,408 It had to be DP! 232 00:09:27,549 --> 00:09:30,049 I love Dom Perignon. I just love it. 233 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,549 Pink is my favourite DP. But there's a recession, 234 00:09:32,809 --> 00:09:36,549 so at £500 a bottle, we'll stick to the £200 a bottle. 235 00:09:36,769 --> 00:09:38,750 I don't think Dom Perignon's my favourite. 236 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,889 Dom Perignon can be quite like yellow and heavy. 237 00:09:42,329 --> 00:09:44,969 Of course, if someone hands it to me, I will take it. 238 00:09:45,329 --> 00:09:46,396 So if you'll follow me. 239 00:09:46,397 --> 00:09:48,136 (vivacious music) 240 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,600 Calum: We're just going to go up now to the owner's deck. 241 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:55,561 This is gonna be Karen's lounge for the next few days. 242 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:56,676 Yeah, thank you! 243 00:09:56,677 --> 00:09:58,100 And then you'll see it's immediately adjacent 244 00:09:58,101 --> 00:09:59,402 to the master cabin. 245 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,869 Oh my God, the roof's got a mirror! 246 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:03,951 - On the roof. - Ah! 247 00:10:03,952 --> 00:10:06,628 (laughter, cheering) 248 00:10:06,629 --> 00:10:08,350 Wait a second, this is a good selfie. 249 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:10,430 Jeremy's on the way to the airport as we speak. 250 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:11,897 (laughter) 251 00:10:11,898 --> 00:10:13,629 Wait a second, this could be 252 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,569 a whole lot of other good things too! 253 00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:18,770 So next we're gonna move up to the sun deck. 254 00:10:18,889 --> 00:10:19,889 That's the top deck of the vessel. 255 00:10:20,889 --> 00:10:22,230 Karen: This is giving Ralph Lauren. 256 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:24,509 - It's beautiful. - Yeah, it is. 257 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:27,979 It's stunning. It's so gorgeous. - Karen: Oh my God! 258 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:28,908 We also have a jacuzzi here for you. 259 00:10:28,909 --> 00:10:29,969 - Yes. - We have a little sun pad. 260 00:10:29,970 --> 00:10:31,549 There's no helipad on this one, 261 00:10:31,889 --> 00:10:33,928 but that's okay, there is a hot tub. 262 00:10:33,929 --> 00:10:35,609 We have seabobs, we have jet skis. 263 00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:36,610 We've got a lot of toys. 264 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:40,448 I can enjoy a few days floating around on the water 265 00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:42,850 in this gin palace. I mean, hello? 266 00:10:43,429 --> 00:10:45,189 There's some sexy crew down there, Amanda. 267 00:10:46,069 --> 00:10:47,309 You're like, where's the owner? 268 00:10:47,552 --> 00:10:49,264 Don't sleep with the staff. 269 00:10:49,929 --> 00:10:52,059 (laughter) 270 00:10:52,199 --> 00:10:55,099 My first boyfriend when I was 21 had a 50 metre boat. 271 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:58,179 So I'm very familiar around this type of boat. 272 00:10:58,339 --> 00:11:01,179 - This is extra, Karen. - She's in her natural habitat. 273 00:11:01,959 --> 00:11:05,219 There's just something about being on the water. 274 00:11:05,439 --> 00:11:09,500 It's just deeply luxurious on another level. 275 00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:11,338 I think we're gonna get a lot of attention. 276 00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:14,579 Don't worry about that. - For sure. Cheers to that. 277 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:17,159 It's a floating seven star hotel. 278 00:11:17,599 --> 00:11:19,301 Karen: Welcome to the boat, guys! 279 00:11:19,302 --> 00:11:21,904 Are you enjoying it? Welcome, welcome, welcome! 280 00:11:21,905 --> 00:11:23,724 (cheering, whooping) Wow, wow, wow. 281 00:11:23,819 --> 00:11:25,819 You look amazing. So, no facelift? 282 00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:27,725 - Why? Do I look that good? - Yeah. 283 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,098 No facelift? - Wow, thank you so much. 284 00:11:30,099 --> 00:11:31,660 You look that good. No facelift? 285 00:11:32,639 --> 00:11:33,639 Tell the truth. 286 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,049 (up tempo music) So, no facelift? 287 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,069 - Why, do I look that good? - Yeah. No facelift, eh? 288 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,468 Wow, thank you so much. 289 00:11:48,469 --> 00:11:51,009 You look that good, no facelift? Tell the truth. 290 00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:52,920 It's only taken you three months to notice. 291 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,449 - Woo! - I knew it! 292 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:57,509 No, I noticed three months ago. - Have you really? 293 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:00,790 Juliet A: I did see a little bit of a line scar. 294 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:03,810 But you can hide it until you can't. 295 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:07,110 I am not trying to hide anything from anyone. 296 00:12:07,730 --> 00:12:11,149 These girls that spend their life gossiping about me. 297 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:13,610 "Ooh, how did we miss out on this news?" 298 00:12:14,170 --> 00:12:15,170 Well, da-dah! 299 00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:18,210 I knew it! I said it after the fashion show. 300 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:20,009 I could tell all the way back 301 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,570 when we met for clay pigeon shooting. 302 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:24,128 No shit, Sherlock. Juliet's had surgery. 303 00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:25,909 That neck was sagging down there. 304 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,630 But now look at it, all tight and fitted. 305 00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:29,949 (ping) 306 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:30,950 It's so obvious. 307 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:35,530 - She just told you a truth. - Karen: I like that. 308 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,669 Okay guys, she's my new best friend 309 00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:39,190 'cause I need to know where she had her facelift done. 310 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,970 See how easy it is to tell the truth? 311 00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:42,809 Just tell the truth all the time 312 00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:44,390 and I'll love you all the time! 313 00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:46,437 I need to put my, uh, swimsuit on. 314 00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:48,596 - Yeah, we need to change. - Yeah, we need to change. 315 00:12:48,597 --> 00:12:50,447 Let's go change and then we'll find each other. 316 00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:53,051 (high tempo music) 317 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,364 This is perfect. Thank you. 318 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,594 (gasping) 319 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,840 - Hello ladies... - Panthea: Oh my God! 320 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,060 Is that a swimsuit or is that lingerie? 321 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,583 - It's a swimsuit. - Is that really a swimsuit? 322 00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:13,019 I thought it was lingerie. It could be both. 323 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,600 (ship horn blaring) Here we go, girls! 324 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,434 - And we're off. - And we're off. 325 00:13:16,435 --> 00:13:18,881 (party music) 326 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:22,158 It's Antigua, baby! 327 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:26,526 Antigua, whoooooooo! 328 00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:28,749 Antigua, baby! 329 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,849 Oh, I'm just so happy! I'm just so happy! 330 00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:32,129 I know you're happy, my darling. 331 00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:34,690 - I'm just so happy. - She's a cheap date. 332 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:36,770 It's just a 50 metre yacht, some Dom Perignon. 333 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:42,405 Panthea: Oh my God. She found a pole. 334 00:13:42,673 --> 00:13:45,047 (party music) 335 00:13:45,248 --> 00:13:47,455 Go Nessie, go Nessie! 336 00:13:48,358 --> 00:13:50,599 Ah-ah! Ah-ah! 337 00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:55,215 (party music continues) Whoo! Oh! 338 00:13:56,119 --> 00:13:58,020 Juliet A: That was great exercise. 339 00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,900 I could do it for, like, another hour. 340 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,098 I'm gonna call Kaspy and my daughter. 341 00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:03,258 (phone ringing) 342 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,759 - Hi, baby. Hi! - Hey. 343 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,180 I'm on a boat. 344 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,440 I really should have invited you? 345 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,120 I will take you next time, I promise. 346 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,139 I have been doing a lot of single parenting as of late. 347 00:14:17,259 --> 00:14:19,138 So I, you know, as much as I miss them, 348 00:14:19,139 --> 00:14:21,500 I'm so excited to be on this girls' trip. 349 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,100 What's amazing news now? 350 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,019 Well done! That is amazing news! 351 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:34,180 - Hi Zaza. - Hi. 352 00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:40,100 You got into cross country? Oh my God, I'm so proud of you! 353 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,379 - Congratulations! - Your aunties say well done. 354 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:46,538 Even though my parents are looking after them, 355 00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:48,659 I can't help but feeling a little bit homesick 356 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:50,320 that I'm not there, and neither is Rémy. 357 00:14:51,548 --> 00:14:53,219 Awww. 358 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:54,580 I miss you too. 359 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,019 I feel like there's a hole inside of me. 360 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,820 Like, I feel so empty without them. 361 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,059 Even when I wake them up or I put them to bed, 362 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,319 I just have to, you know, get as close to them as possible. 363 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,239 And I smell them, and I sniff their ears and like, you know, 364 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,380 you just want to be part of them all the time. 365 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,820 So, it's probably healthy for them that I'm not there. 366 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,279 Mwah! Love you. 367 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,160 - Thank you. - Bye darling! 368 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,139 Do we have any olives or anything like that? 369 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,840 - Bye! - Love you, miss you! 370 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,080 I know I'm your favourite! 371 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:26,700 - Karen: Panthea? - Yeah? 372 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,699 Now that you're, um, thinking about your dad 373 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,840 and what it would be like talking to him, 374 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,928 it would be great if you could DM him. 375 00:15:35,929 --> 00:15:36,953 (poignant music) 376 00:15:36,954 --> 00:15:37,879 Were you gonna send him a message? 377 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,080 Just reach out to him and say, "Hey, um, 378 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:43,539 I know we've never really spoken from that one time 379 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:44,820 that I was going through my divorce. 380 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,219 And if you don't want to reach back out to me, I understand. 381 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,940 And if you want to, I'm open and I'm here for it." 382 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,259 To me, my father was the perfect father 383 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,380 whilst I was growing up. 384 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,999 So it's more of a shock to my system 385 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,660 that he left and didn't want to stay in touch, 386 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,500 and didn't try to build the relationship. 387 00:16:02,899 --> 00:16:05,119 Okay, let's do it before I change my mind 388 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,120 after three glasses of champagne. 389 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,419 Amanda: Say what comes naturally. 390 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:11,380 Salam khoobi. I know this is, um, a bit weird 391 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,719 after so many decades of not speaking to you. 392 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,538 And I'm in a really good place right now. 393 00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,758 And I know that I'm your only child, 394 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:22,200 and I know that you see my stories on Instagram. 395 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,798 You press 'like' sometimes, 396 00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:25,779 but you haven't ever bothered to reach out to me. 397 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,360 Um, anyway, I don't know how you feel about it, 398 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:32,260 but no pressure, if you did ever want to call me, 399 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:36,018 and stay in touch, and see where we go from here, 400 00:16:36,019 --> 00:16:38,239 'cause life is so, so short, that would be great. 401 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,699 And if not, I understand. No big... 402 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,020 no, no pressure either. 403 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,860 Um, yeah. Take care. Bye. 404 00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:49,600 - Well done, Panthea. - Oh. You did it. 405 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,900 That's good. That's really good. 406 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,243 (uplifting music) She's crying, oh God. 407 00:16:54,244 --> 00:16:56,282 Oh. Oh... 408 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,843 (Panthea sobbing) 409 00:16:59,426 --> 00:17:00,849 Oh God... 410 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,490 Panthea, at the end of the day, you know you're loved 411 00:17:03,929 --> 00:17:07,108 and you have a secure husband and children around you. 412 00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:08,730 And nothing changes in that. 413 00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:10,410 And that's the most important thing. 414 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,910 No, don't think about it, Panthea. Don't think about it. 415 00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,490 You've your bit. As a good person, you've done your bit. 416 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,589 I have never seen the vulnerable side of Panthea. 417 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:23,130 And I had this absolute moment of deep compassion. 418 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:26,868 So much of maybe the way that she is 419 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:30,230 is out of the rejection of not having her daddy there. 420 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,990 Everybody's gonna support you, whatever happens. 421 00:17:33,089 --> 00:17:36,368 It's heartbreaking. (tearful) It just affects the kids 422 00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:38,148 so much, all this crap. Do you know what I mean? 423 00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:39,433 Get one for Nessie as well, please. 424 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,159 Juliet M: Nessie! Oh my God! 425 00:17:42,849 --> 00:17:45,449 My heart breaks for her because I want her 426 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,149 to have a relationship with her dad. 427 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,910 And I can see how it's really gotten to her, 428 00:17:50,009 --> 00:17:53,490 because she's now got the fear that he won't reply to her. 429 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,490 I swear I'm just emotional 'cause of the champagne. 430 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:56,890 I'm strong. It's fine. 431 00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:59,629 It feels a bit... - Yeah, it will do. It will do. 432 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:00,730 You've done it now. - Yeah. 433 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:03,490 You've done it. You've done it. What can you do? 434 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,850 (light music) You ladies still okay here? 435 00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:07,810 - Yeah. - I'm actually going in 436 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,230 'cause I've got to build my thingy. 437 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,710 Oh, thank you my love. 438 00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:14,309 I have arranged for us all to play dress up tonight 439 00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:17,119 at my British Icons dinner. 440 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,503 (up tempo music) 441 00:18:23,549 --> 00:18:27,409 I'm going to go as British Afternoon Tea. 442 00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:29,949 I think this is gonna be perfect! 443 00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:30,828 (laughter) 444 00:18:30,829 --> 00:18:32,750 It's gonna look ridiculous! 445 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,000 (laughter) You look so pretty! 446 00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:46,990 - Tell me. - Do we not know 447 00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,661 who the queen is? 448 00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:50,192 (up tempo music resumes) 449 00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:51,516 Nessie? 450 00:18:58,581 --> 00:19:00,077 (dramatic music) 451 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:14,624 (dramatic music) Oh my God! 452 00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:16,879 What happened, what happened, what happened? 453 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,780 - Oh my God! - What happened, what happened? 454 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:21,240 Oh my God, there's blood everywhere! 455 00:19:22,139 --> 00:19:25,796 My rings got stuck on the hinge of the door. 456 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,719 My body went, but my finger didn't, 457 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,960 so the rings ripped off my entire skin and fingers. 458 00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:34,878 Oh my God, that was so crazy painful! 459 00:19:34,879 --> 00:19:36,210 Don't look, don't look! Don't look at it. 460 00:19:36,211 --> 00:19:38,312 - It got hooked on the... - On the what? 461 00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:40,000 - Oh my God... - No, no, no, it's the shock. 462 00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:41,099 It's the shock. It's the shock. 463 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,139 This is bad. 464 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,804 And I'm thinking it might go on the carpet! 465 00:19:43,805 --> 00:19:46,358 Ice! Guys, guys, ice, ice! 466 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,919 I mean, this is an expensive boat, right? 467 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,079 - Oh my God! It hurts so bad! - Amanda: It's not that bad! 468 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,899 It's actually terrifying, 469 00:19:53,899 --> 00:19:57,000 and somewhat a bit funny, but terrifying at the same time. 470 00:19:58,139 --> 00:19:59,639 - Oh my God! - I'm getting ice. 471 00:19:59,759 --> 00:20:02,996 - Holy shit! It hurts so bad! - Oh my God, she's gonna faint. 472 00:20:02,997 --> 00:20:05,078 - It was the ring that pulled it. - Oh my God, it hurts so bad. 473 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,099 I thought I had a high, uh, pain threshold. 474 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,659 Juliet was hyperventilating. 475 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,778 - She's getting a paracetamol. - Oh my God! 476 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,779 She's like a little sparrow shaking. 477 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:16,479 Nessie: It's the shock. It's probably a nerve 478 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,040 that's going straight down and you looked at it. 479 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,423 - Panthea: You scraped it. - Nessie: Don't even... 480 00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:21,999 Okay, now it's hurting more. She's gonna faint, hang on. 481 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,179 I mean, at first I think she's just being dramatic. 482 00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:26,700 But then I have a look and I'm like, "Oh my goodness. 483 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,659 I totally get it." It looks quite bad. 484 00:20:30,099 --> 00:20:31,905 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. 485 00:20:31,906 --> 00:20:34,231 - Let me see. - Doctor: Okay, that's fine. 486 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,239 It's quite superficial. 487 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,899 You've just taken a bit of skin off the top there. 488 00:20:37,139 --> 00:20:38,319 So what we're gonna do is we're gonna get 489 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,539 some hydrogen peroxide. We're just gonna dab it. 490 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,878 So it's just gonna clean it up, then we're gonna bandage it up, 491 00:20:42,879 --> 00:20:43,980 and this will heal very quickly. 492 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,820 Luckily it's just very superficial. 493 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:50,000 I would rather shoot five babies out of my hoo-ha, 494 00:20:50,139 --> 00:20:52,940 not at the same time, but like, one after the other, 495 00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:56,460 than feel that pain ever again in my finger. 496 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,558 Do you want some more sugar water? 497 00:20:57,559 --> 00:20:59,219 I really thought we were gonna have to chop my finger off. 498 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,019 It will help with her blood sugar. 499 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,479 Amanda: It's like a, you know, like a very bad graze. 500 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,020 You know, like a scrape? 501 00:21:05,619 --> 00:21:06,619 No, she said champagne. 502 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,419 She said champagne. No more calories. Give me the calories. 503 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:11,759 Give me the calories. - You're spoonfeeding me. 504 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,200 Juliet M: I don't want you sitting on the floor! 505 00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:14,420 It's so comfortable. 506 00:21:14,559 --> 00:21:16,539 No. Oh my God you're... Am I losing you? 507 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,418 Stay with me. Stay with me! You're like, 508 00:21:18,419 --> 00:21:21,679 "Oh... the light." Stay with me! 509 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:26,895 (laughter) (Land of Hope and Glory plays) 510 00:21:30,109 --> 00:21:33,108 Obviously with my family heritage that goes back 511 00:21:33,109 --> 00:21:34,409 to King Edward I of England, 512 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,790 I will be playing a role as a queen, 513 00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:40,570 the classic, beautiful 17th century Queen Elizabeth. 514 00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:44,010 Oh my God, Save the queen! (music fades, Juliet laughs) 515 00:21:44,889 --> 00:21:45,889 Hail the queen! 516 00:21:46,669 --> 00:21:47,993 Lucky I'm a royal fan. 517 00:21:47,994 --> 00:21:49,902 (laughs) Oh my God! 518 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:52,230 I can't move, so I'm just gonna stay here... 519 00:21:52,909 --> 00:21:53,909 On my throne. 520 00:21:54,089 --> 00:21:56,591 - Do you know who I am? - Naomi Campbell. 521 00:21:56,592 --> 00:21:58,429 Eeeh! (laughs) 522 00:21:58,430 --> 00:21:59,809 I'm sitting next to the queen! (laughter) 523 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,340 I'm sorry. Naomi's got nothing on you, girl. 524 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,500 You should be her icon. 525 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:09,699 I used to do fashion shows, and walk exactly like her. 526 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:12,299 - Go girl! - Naomi Campbell is my icon. 527 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,619 She made me feel as a young girl in the Caribbean 528 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:19,019 who wasn't curvy that it's okay to be a model 529 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:21,160 and not being curvy, because in the Caribbean, 530 00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:23,700 curves are celebrated to be the perfect figure. 531 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:27,120 So when I saw Naomi Campbell walking on the stage, 532 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,179 that's what gave me the confidence as a model 533 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,159 to even walk in a swimsuit. 534 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,138 (laughter) 535 00:22:33,139 --> 00:22:34,187 (up tempo music) 536 00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:36,199 So predictable! Queen, queen! 537 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,559 So predictable! 538 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,980 No wonder you needed all that luggage. 539 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:46,400 I was gonna come as Joan Collins, 540 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,939 but then my outfits had too much shoulder pads, 541 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,099 they were too heavy, and I thought, 542 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,100 "Can I really be bothered?" 543 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,080 So, I just slapped on a wig. 544 00:22:53,319 --> 00:22:54,319 Girl power. 545 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:57,340 Oh my God, you are Naomi Campbell! 546 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,859 Naomi Campbell wishes to be you, Karen. 547 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:01,239 - That's what I said. - She wishes to be you! 548 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,240 It gets better! 549 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,287 Practically perfect in every single way. 550 00:23:05,288 --> 00:23:07,741 - Oh my God! - Oh my God! 551 00:23:07,742 --> 00:23:09,379 (cheering) 552 00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:13,739 - You are hilarious! I love it! - Oh my God! 553 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:16,900 As an American, I've always dreamed of being Mary Poppins. 554 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,920 So, tonight it's my night. 555 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:20,220 Whoo! 556 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,540 My costume is straight out of a bag, 557 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,740 just like Mary Poppins' lamp. 558 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,759 I remembered my like fabulous, flowy, gorgeous looks 559 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,880 for the Caribbean, but a fricking costume, I forgot. 560 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,480 And this is the fastest thing that could get to me. 561 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:38,619 Tell me what happened? 562 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:39,339 Oh, you don't know what happened? 563 00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:40,620 - No. - Blood was pouring. 564 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,199 - What?! - I got my finger caught... 565 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,499 my rings caught on one of the hooks of the door 566 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:49,080 while I was running into my... - Oh, God. 567 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,651 Then she went into a fit. She was shaking. 568 00:23:50,652 --> 00:23:51,934 Nothing champagne can't fix. But luckily, at one point... 569 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,639 - Yeah, champagne. - At one point I was wondering 570 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,060 if I'd have to be airlifted up. 571 00:23:56,580 --> 00:24:00,180 I'll put it on here. Okay. Ready. 572 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:04,220 I love making costumes! 573 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,500 One arm in here. One arm in here... 574 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,880 I've been making costumes for myself since I was this tall. 575 00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:12,838 (freakish whoosh) 576 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:15,080 - Hi! - What? 577 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,700 I think she's a British sponge cake! 578 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,610 - No way. That is so unique. - No way! Thank you so much. 579 00:24:20,611 --> 00:24:23,390 - She looks insane. Nessie... - Hi! 580 00:24:23,391 --> 00:24:27,807 - Ooooh! - Afternoon tea! 581 00:24:27,808 --> 00:24:32,048 - Ah, afternoon tea! Oh, Nessie! - Afternoon tea! 582 00:24:32,049 --> 00:24:35,009 I packed all the cardboard in my suitcase! 583 00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:37,469 - Panthea: You're lying. - You are so talented. 584 00:24:37,929 --> 00:24:40,509 I took separate luggage for the box and the materials, 585 00:24:40,709 --> 00:24:43,129 and I also took a beautiful couture, 586 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:47,209 one of a kind crystal teacup from Butler and Wilson, 587 00:24:47,449 --> 00:24:49,089 another British icon, by the way. 588 00:24:49,429 --> 00:24:51,509 - Ah! - Do you want some help? 589 00:24:52,189 --> 00:24:53,189 Ooh! 590 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:57,108 - Okay. - Take it off, yeah, leave it. 591 00:24:57,109 --> 00:24:59,109 Yes, that's it, that's it, she's got it, she's got it. 592 00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:02,466 This is great. Great! 593 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:04,229 (playful music) 594 00:25:04,230 --> 00:25:08,069 I think we've got it. This is it. This is it! 595 00:25:08,789 --> 00:25:10,029 I'm so comfortable. 596 00:25:11,290 --> 00:25:13,110 - You look so beautiful. - She looks so good. 597 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,929 Huge congratulations, Nessie. That is epic. 598 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,409 - I mean, iconic. - Oooooh! 599 00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:19,759 (flashy music) 600 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:22,120 - Wow. - What's this? 601 00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:25,259 - What was the theme? - British icon. 602 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,460 And she is Amanda Caroline, bitches. 603 00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:31,559 Seriously? 604 00:25:31,839 --> 00:25:34,819 It's so lame. "Oh, I'm just myself." 605 00:25:34,959 --> 00:25:37,078 "Oh, okay. Me too." Like, oh, like, uh... 606 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,839 It's a costume party. Like, did you get the memo? 607 00:25:41,099 --> 00:25:43,766 Delusional! Delusional! 608 00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,872 - Oh wow, you look nice. - She's come in the pink! 609 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:48,559 Panthea's costume, £12.99 from Amazon. 610 00:25:49,159 --> 00:25:54,019 Cheap, nasty, very low class. 611 00:25:54,399 --> 00:25:56,079 She just reminds me of Rod Stewart 612 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,199 with that stuck up ginger wig. 613 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:05,199 - Hi Chef, how are you? - Hello. What a handsome chef. 614 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,281 Where are you from? 615 00:26:06,282 --> 00:26:08,820 - She's Polish. - Where are you from? 616 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,479 I love it when you speak Polish. 617 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,479 Oh my gosh. 618 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,040 That's so cute. We can talk Polish. 619 00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:19,739 Bon appetit cause I'm starving, and it's getting cold. 620 00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:20,740 Bon appetit, guys. 621 00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:22,599 - Nessie: So yummy. - Panthea: So yummy. 622 00:26:22,738 --> 00:26:24,366 Juliet A: This is living the dream. 623 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:25,660 Panthea: Karen, it's amazing. 624 00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:28,199 It's such a dream to have a girls' trip on a yacht, 625 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,559 don't you think? - I think so too. 626 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,700 I learnt a lot about you. - Oh my gosh. 627 00:26:32,995 --> 00:26:35,465 - Spicy, spicy! - Yeah. 628 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,980 Tell me what you've learnt about me. 629 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,140 You are fun, fiery. 630 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:41,980 You go, "Brah!", and then you shut down. 631 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,099 And "Brah!" again. And I like it. 632 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,739 Do you like it? I was gonna say, do you like it, Karen? 633 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:47,980 - I like it. Yeah, I like it. - We love it. 634 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,433 Karen: And I learned that Panthea is very judgmental. 635 00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:53,449 (tense music) 636 00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:55,190 Nessie: You just learnt that now? 637 00:26:56,170 --> 00:27:00,490 I think if we were all honest, we're all judgmental. 638 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,230 Nessie: We all think it, and you say it. 639 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:03,409 Yes. 640 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:04,928 Would you say the way you go about, um, 641 00:27:04,929 --> 00:27:07,275 the lip thing with Amanda was right? 642 00:27:07,276 --> 00:27:10,171 (tense music continues) 643 00:27:10,368 --> 00:27:11,454 Oh shit. 644 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:14,009 I don't know if it's the right time or the right place, 645 00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:15,010 but I just want to know. 646 00:27:16,049 --> 00:27:17,609 Like, I just want to know. 647 00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:19,608 If you would've told me this time last year 648 00:27:19,609 --> 00:27:22,409 that I would've gone to Amanda's and had a treatment, 649 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,309 I would've been like, "Are you mad?" 650 00:27:25,530 --> 00:27:28,468 Not to her face maybe, but... 651 00:27:28,469 --> 00:27:31,770 I saw how amazing she looked after she had her lips. 652 00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:35,428 Although, you know, I obviously have heard things 653 00:27:35,429 --> 00:27:38,365 behind my back that... - Not behind your back. 654 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:40,568 Every time I see you I've been saying to you, 655 00:27:40,569 --> 00:27:41,779 "Don't you think my face looks weird? Don't you think...?" 656 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:44,928 I never say it behind your back. - I think you're beautiful. 657 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:45,969 Your smile looks amazing. 658 00:27:46,149 --> 00:27:47,730 - It does look amazing. - Well, these two don't think so. 659 00:27:48,030 --> 00:27:51,208 - Oh. - I said your lips look smaller 660 00:27:51,209 --> 00:27:53,548 than they did, and you said you wanted them bigger. 661 00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:55,349 - Yeah. Yes, exactly. - I said, "They look smaller." 662 00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:59,090 Panthea has a very, very slim top lip, and a gummy smile. 663 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,148 And she had three big blocks of filler under here, 664 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:04,909 like three big bricks. 665 00:28:05,049 --> 00:28:07,089 From the profile, it was like that. 666 00:28:07,449 --> 00:28:08,908 Can we see the before and after? 667 00:28:08,909 --> 00:28:09,909 Yeah. 668 00:28:10,509 --> 00:28:11,669 Oh, everybody's got it. 669 00:28:13,050 --> 00:28:15,268 - You do look different. - I do look different. 670 00:28:15,269 --> 00:28:16,869 But I think you wanted different, right? 671 00:28:16,870 --> 00:28:17,749 No, I didn't want different. 672 00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:19,669 I just wanted my lips to be slightly bigger. 673 00:28:20,189 --> 00:28:22,449 Amanda, you could do a bit more, right, if she wants more? 674 00:28:23,389 --> 00:28:25,529 She's had one and a half units of dissolve 675 00:28:26,029 --> 00:28:27,929 and two units of filler. 676 00:28:28,810 --> 00:28:29,850 That's a lot of product. 677 00:28:30,649 --> 00:28:32,290 We didn't make any money from your appointment. 678 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:34,750 Once we gave you a 750 Botox, 679 00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:36,508 once we paid for all the product. 680 00:28:36,509 --> 00:28:39,209 I mean, you know, we're at zero on that. 681 00:28:39,730 --> 00:28:41,569 £1,750 for these lips and you made nothing? 682 00:28:41,989 --> 00:28:42,509 Nothing! 683 00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:43,770 So you've got the longest legs in London. 684 00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:46,010 I've got the most expensive lips in London! 685 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:49,749 Any doctor that I have spoken to since 686 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:55,529 say £1,750 for a filler and a dissolve is unheard of! 687 00:28:55,929 --> 00:28:58,409 Six hours of work on you, minimum. 688 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,688 Truffle pizza? Margaritas? You're welcome. 689 00:29:00,689 --> 00:29:02,239 - Truffle pizza I paid for! - You're welcome. 690 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,068 You sent my bloody make-up artist and said... 691 00:29:04,069 --> 00:29:06,569 - Yes, I did. - "Go get me the truffle pizza!" 692 00:29:06,849 --> 00:29:08,389 Wait, what are you... why are you guys talking about pizza? 693 00:29:09,629 --> 00:29:12,268 If you can't afford to come to my clinic... 694 00:29:12,269 --> 00:29:12,928 Can't afford? 695 00:29:12,929 --> 00:29:15,649 I go to the best doctors in Harley Street. 696 00:29:15,949 --> 00:29:18,709 I have done her a favour by coming to her garage 697 00:29:18,710 --> 00:29:20,329 on the tracks of Victoria. 698 00:29:20,589 --> 00:29:21,730 Don't give me that, Amanda. 699 00:29:22,109 --> 00:29:23,649 Don't fucking give me that. Can't afford? 700 00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:26,329 Don't call it The Secret Door. Call it The Back Door, 701 00:29:26,469 --> 00:29:28,669 where you come and you get screwed from behind. 702 00:29:29,189 --> 00:29:32,529 My clinic is the most expensive clinic in the UK. 703 00:29:33,089 --> 00:29:34,166 Get over it! 704 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:37,242 (dramatic music) 705 00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:44,549 (sinister music) My clinic 706 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:46,930 is the most expensive clinic in the UK. 707 00:29:47,509 --> 00:29:48,549 Get over it! (dramatic music) 708 00:29:49,129 --> 00:29:52,729 Go back to your idiots that did that horrible work. 709 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:54,729 Get them to dissolve the work that we've done, 710 00:29:54,730 --> 00:29:56,648 and get it all put back in like it was before. 711 00:29:56,649 --> 00:29:57,609 Go and do that. 712 00:29:57,610 --> 00:29:59,330 My clinic is expensive. 713 00:29:59,470 --> 00:30:01,610 I charge £3k for a facial. 714 00:30:01,889 --> 00:30:03,789 It's very, very private. It's very VIP. 715 00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:05,950 It's a secret. If you know, you know. 716 00:30:06,290 --> 00:30:10,311 We had to take out the ugly, old, lumpy, heavy filler. 717 00:30:10,312 --> 00:30:11,422 I trusted you. 718 00:30:11,423 --> 00:30:12,790 - Thank you. - And she went... 719 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:15,259 Sorry about this. This is just normal conversation. 720 00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:17,628 No, no, no, no, no. You have to understand, 721 00:30:17,629 --> 00:30:21,388 if you come into The Secret Door, okay? 722 00:30:21,389 --> 00:30:26,190 I will give you the best treatment in the world! 723 00:30:26,279 --> 00:30:32,483 I rue the day that I ever let Panthea 724 00:30:32,484 --> 00:30:34,690 into the secret of The Secret Door. 725 00:30:35,090 --> 00:30:40,469 She's not the calibre of women that I want in the clinic. 726 00:30:40,470 --> 00:30:43,689 How many people didn't want to dissolve your lips 727 00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:45,990 or do anything with your lips? - Maybe they had a point, Amanda! 728 00:30:46,193 --> 00:30:47,863 Maybe they bloody well had a point! 729 00:30:47,864 --> 00:30:49,961 I knew that we were the best, and we are the best! 730 00:30:49,962 --> 00:30:51,566 Twelve years, I've been telling everybody... 731 00:30:51,567 --> 00:30:54,288 No! They didn't want to deal with you! 732 00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:59,870 I can't laugh. It looks fucking thin. Look. 733 00:31:00,070 --> 00:31:01,310 You've got a gummy smile. 734 00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:02,550 So why did you fucking dissolve?! 735 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,660 I told you I don't want it dissolved! 736 00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:04,810 Go to the dentist! 737 00:31:05,609 --> 00:31:07,389 Also, three weeks before that, 738 00:31:07,769 --> 00:31:10,309 I introduced to her a billionaire, okay? 739 00:31:10,430 --> 00:31:12,515 And he has paid £10,000 to take her... 740 00:31:12,516 --> 00:31:14,949 ...I was on a date weekend. ...to Miami. Madam whatever... 741 00:31:14,950 --> 00:31:16,669 - I went out of my way... - Goes out there to do that. 742 00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:18,769 Comes back, I want my lips done. 743 00:31:19,109 --> 00:31:21,710 She should think to herself, she's introduced me to the guy, 744 00:31:21,950 --> 00:31:23,470 he's given me a lovely 14 days... 745 00:31:23,471 --> 00:31:24,741 Okay, we've got to the bottom of it. 746 00:31:24,742 --> 00:31:26,166 - What? What's the problem? - We've just worked it out. 747 00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:27,408 - What? - It's a money thing. 748 00:31:27,409 --> 00:31:29,068 She owes you. - No, she doesn't owe me! 749 00:31:29,069 --> 00:31:33,430 You just said I've introduced you to the man, the £10,000. 750 00:31:33,609 --> 00:31:36,168 No! It's not about the fucking money. It's my face! 751 00:31:36,169 --> 00:31:37,050 You just said it was about the money! 752 00:31:37,051 --> 00:31:37,808 It's my face! 753 00:31:37,809 --> 00:31:39,589 Can you have a calm conversation, 754 00:31:39,730 --> 00:31:40,870 'cause you're going to ruin this friendship? 755 00:31:40,871 --> 00:31:43,162 Don't you want to... - No, no, no. 756 00:31:43,163 --> 00:31:45,088 - But just talk calmly. - Let me finish. 757 00:31:45,089 --> 00:31:51,393 Panthea and Amanda! Hello! (loud arguing) 758 00:31:51,394 --> 00:31:55,528 Off with their heads! Off with their heads! 759 00:31:55,529 --> 00:31:55,961 Karen is trying to talk! 760 00:31:55,962 --> 00:31:58,485 Hello! Hello! Hello! 761 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,840 This is not going anywhere! 762 00:32:01,759 --> 00:32:05,729 So, can we please enjoy the sea breeze and the snapper, please? 763 00:32:05,730 --> 00:32:07,697 (laughter) 764 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:09,800 Look at Juliet's lips. 765 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,515 Look, that's what you looked like before. 766 00:32:11,516 --> 00:32:13,239 (laughter) 767 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,427 These are au naturel. Give me a break. 768 00:32:15,428 --> 00:32:16,851 (laughter) 769 00:32:17,867 --> 00:32:20,952 (vibrant music) 770 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,273 Ah! Ah! Ah! 771 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:27,087 Juliet A: Relax, keep going! 772 00:32:31,695 --> 00:32:34,204 (laughter) 773 00:32:34,779 --> 00:32:38,079 - What are you doing? - I'm going down a rabbit hole. 774 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:40,778 - Stop it. - Oh my God, Angus, 775 00:32:40,779 --> 00:32:43,319 this is getting like... you look sad. 776 00:32:43,599 --> 00:32:45,158 The buzz is all around the TV show 777 00:32:45,159 --> 00:32:47,800 that she was in 11 years ago, and she was the OG. 778 00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:49,500 So right now people are tagging her. 779 00:32:49,879 --> 00:32:52,638 - Why are you obsessing? - Because I'm tagged 780 00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:54,899 and I have multiple people asking me what I think. 781 00:32:55,659 --> 00:32:56,658 And? 782 00:32:56,659 --> 00:33:00,319 It seems to me Juliet Angus's show, it was 11 years ago, 783 00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:01,999 she's hanging onto a bow of a ship 784 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,460 that has long since sailed. 785 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:06,819 - Are you gonna go back? - They have to want her first. 786 00:33:07,025 --> 00:33:09,049 (laughter) 787 00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:12,299 A contract is only good if both parties sign. 788 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,659 As far as I know, she didn't get the contract. 789 00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:16,299 Nessie's on a roll! 790 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:18,899 And she's wondering if she made the right decision. 791 00:33:19,659 --> 00:33:21,519 I'm sorry, I think the decision was made for you. 792 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,580 I had two contracts. 793 00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:26,960 I worked on it for fucking years. 794 00:33:28,279 --> 00:33:30,419 But I've decided to do this show. 795 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:32,679 This is the iconic franchise, 796 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:35,080 and I am happy with my decision. 797 00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:36,559 Stop it, though, Juliet! 798 00:33:36,759 --> 00:33:37,759 Everyone's tagging me. 799 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,898 I'm allowed to feel this way. - I know, okay. 800 00:33:39,899 --> 00:33:41,959 But you guys are being, you're being a fucking bitch to me! 801 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,420 You know what, now you're being a fucking bitch! 802 00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:45,980 Girl, you want to play this game? 803 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,759 Okay, cause I can be a bitch and spicy too. 804 00:33:48,879 --> 00:33:49,928 You wanna like, literally... 805 00:33:49,929 --> 00:33:50,968 Why are you so sensitive about it? 806 00:33:50,969 --> 00:33:51,969 No! You're being insensitive! 807 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,531 I'm getting tagged and everybody's like, oh, like... 808 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:58,239 You are being insensitive! You were snapped in Antigua! 809 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,319 You can be fucking sensitive to me that this is, 810 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,778 this has been my fucking part of me for ten years! 811 00:34:03,779 --> 00:34:05,139 It's not about you! It's about us! 812 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,920 It's not always about you! That's your fucking problem! 813 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:11,500 It's about how you can curate yourself and everything. 814 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:15,278 - Go fuck yourself, actually. - What is so... excuse me? 815 00:34:15,279 --> 00:34:18,900 Sorry, um, can I have... - Soft words, Juliet Angus! 816 00:34:19,018 --> 00:34:21,101 You're being a cunt. How about that for soft? 817 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,328 (dramatic crescendo) 818 00:34:25,650 --> 00:34:28,549 I've never used that word before. That's the first time. 819 00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:30,069 You've never used that word? 820 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,888 It rolled off your tongue very easily. 821 00:34:31,889 --> 00:34:34,109 I could take all the stuff before, you know. 822 00:34:34,110 --> 00:34:36,669 She was shouting over me, she was pointing at me, 823 00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:38,390 she says, "You're a fucking bitch," whatever... 824 00:34:38,391 --> 00:34:39,604 That's disgraceful. 825 00:34:39,605 --> 00:34:41,099 'Cause look at yourself in the mirror right now. 826 00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,749 You are disgraceful, Juliet Angus. 827 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:45,449 But when she walks away and then she calls me 828 00:34:46,270 --> 00:34:47,389 a C U Next Tuesday, 829 00:34:47,570 --> 00:34:49,669 I think that's really distasteful. 830 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:52,369 And actually, I think she's taking it one step too far. 831 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:56,289 Oh my God! Everyone's on a fucking roll tonight. 832 00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:58,450 If you're gonna sit and wallow and go down a rabbit hole, 833 00:34:58,670 --> 00:34:59,758 go and do it in your bedroom. 834 00:34:59,759 --> 00:35:02,374 Don't sit here in front of all of us... 835 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:03,855 I agree. I called it out before. 836 00:35:03,856 --> 00:35:05,922 And moan about it. 837 00:35:06,025 --> 00:35:07,334 (door slams) 838 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:17,286 (upbeat music) 839 00:35:22,210 --> 00:35:24,549 Oh, thank you. I'm dead without this. 840 00:35:33,650 --> 00:35:35,948 It's beautiful, baby, the boat. It's, it's a lot... 841 00:35:35,949 --> 00:35:37,010 I'm so glad you're having fun. 842 00:35:37,230 --> 00:35:39,650 We're having fun. It's so like home in Australia. 843 00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:40,948 So tropical. 844 00:35:40,949 --> 00:35:44,690 Are we all getting on, Amanda? Not really. 845 00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:48,809 Oh, wonderful. That sun is amazing. 846 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:57,089 Last night I slept like a log and a lazy cat all in one. 847 00:35:57,090 --> 00:35:58,090 A lazy cat on a log. 848 00:35:58,269 --> 00:36:00,509 Oh my gosh, the sheets are so beautiful. 849 00:36:00,789 --> 00:36:02,769 Yeah. I slept on silk sheets last night. 850 00:36:02,770 --> 00:36:04,579 Yeah. It's so good. I, honestly had... 851 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:05,589 It was so nice. - ...such a good night's sleep. 852 00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:07,068 How are you feeling though, Amanda, 853 00:36:07,069 --> 00:36:08,012 after last night? 854 00:36:08,013 --> 00:36:09,324 (tense music) 855 00:36:10,049 --> 00:36:12,049 At the end of the day, she's jealous of my lips 856 00:36:12,401 --> 00:36:14,295 That's how I see it. - I think Panthea... 857 00:36:14,296 --> 00:36:19,429 Panthea has very slim lips, she had a gummy smile, okay, 858 00:36:19,430 --> 00:36:21,088 all of her life. And then she went 859 00:36:21,089 --> 00:36:23,448 and had some terrible filler on her upper lip, 860 00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:25,309 and she's lived with that. 861 00:36:25,489 --> 00:36:26,489 I was a model. 862 00:36:26,869 --> 00:36:29,268 And one of the reasons that I was a model 863 00:36:29,269 --> 00:36:31,409 was because of the way I looked. 864 00:36:31,549 --> 00:36:33,469 I was booked a lot because I had these beautiful, 865 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:35,009 full, natural lips. 866 00:36:35,849 --> 00:36:38,849 Panthea will never have lips like I have. 867 00:36:39,089 --> 00:36:40,148 I think she's a little upset 868 00:36:40,149 --> 00:36:41,669 that she didn't get my lips exactly. 869 00:36:42,189 --> 00:36:45,510 Because we can only work within your own... 870 00:36:47,390 --> 00:36:49,930 anatomical boundaries. 871 00:36:51,069 --> 00:36:53,929 That was Panthea when she was presented. 872 00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,890 No pink of the lip. None. 873 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,559 I see it. You've showed me five times. 874 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,980 Right. She had no philtrum columns, 875 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,380 no Cupid's bow, and no vermillion border. 876 00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:07,479 Guys, I'm being honest, I don't even know 877 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,320 the name of these things 'cause I was born like this. 878 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,720 And I was born like this. 879 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,719 She made out like I was some ugly girl. 880 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:14,779 And I'm listening to this going... 881 00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:16,099 You guys got nasty with each other. 882 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,180 That was like one of the meanest things ever. 883 00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:20,419 When she throws digs, they're, they're tough. 884 00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:23,059 And she lied! I'm sitting there going, "What the hell?" 885 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:27,400 She's taking it like you're throwing her under the bus. 886 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,960 Panthea calls me complaining about her lips all the time. 887 00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:33,539 So I've been trying to like de-escalate this situation. 888 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,660 She dismissed you and the way that you were feeling. 889 00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:38,440 And maybe that's the biggest problem. 890 00:37:38,539 --> 00:37:42,139 When you mix friends with work, things can get catastrophic. 891 00:37:42,599 --> 00:37:44,660 Right now I feel like somebody's gonna go overboard. 892 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,019 And that's what I'm trying to make sure that doesn't happen. 893 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,579 Lip-gate has taken on a whole nother level. 894 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,762 I was scared to tell my mum who did my lips. 895 00:37:51,763 --> 00:37:53,316 For three months I didn't... - Well, I think your mum 896 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,439 may have something to do with this too. 897 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,940 I think your mum says you look awful and you look terrible. 898 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,940 It takes you back to that childhood thing. 899 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,099 I think she went to see Shala Joon, 900 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,226 Shala Joon was mean and bitter and twisted... 901 00:38:07,227 --> 00:38:08,566 That's her mum, right? - ...on that day. 902 00:38:08,567 --> 00:38:10,845 And I think Shala Joon... - Her mum? 903 00:38:10,846 --> 00:38:12,856 ...disrespected her, and told her 904 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,366 that the lips weren't any good. 905 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:18,200 It was her mother that just planted that negative seed. 906 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,780 Something about a camel's arsehole. 907 00:38:20,780 --> 00:38:22,671 - What's happened to your face? - What? 908 00:38:22,672 --> 00:38:26,125 Like a camel arse. Sorry. 909 00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:29,459 When someone has had to work to build a business, 910 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:33,180 had to build it strong. - It's not just work! 911 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,240 I own my business 100%! 912 00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:40,420 And have worked for free for six years! 913 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,200 I don't draw a salary! 914 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:45,299 It's the illusion that you are so rich 915 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,659 and you are so wonderful, and I've got so much big... 916 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,518 Rich, rich, rich. No, you're not fucking rich 917 00:38:49,519 --> 00:38:51,819 if you are scamming your friends. 918 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:53,980 The way she was like, "I've given you a discount. 919 00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:55,559 It was meant to be a three grand thing." 920 00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:57,059 Three grand for lips? It's not an operation. 921 00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:59,460 That's not a mate's rate. That's a mug rate. 922 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,540 You feel you've been ripped off. 923 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,359 Yeah. It's all about money, money, money. 924 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,519 - You shouldn't pay for it. - I know. 925 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,789 If you want more, they should put more in 926 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:07,790 and make you happy. 927 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,840 You're just a vessel of gossip. 928 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,120 That's the reason people invite you on their yachts. 929 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,260 That's the reason people invite you on your jet. 930 00:39:14,539 --> 00:39:16,630 That's the reason why people want to sit 931 00:39:16,631 --> 00:39:17,819 drinking Dom Perignon on their trips, 932 00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:19,340 'cause you're a fucking court jester! 933 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,480 Panthea doesn't have the same level of resources. 934 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,579 Panthea's got a couple of very, very wealthy friends, 935 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,739 and I do think she leans heavily into them 936 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:30,500 to sponsor her vacations. 937 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,180 It's not that we have a different lifestyle, 938 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,740 because I do think she lives a very nice lifestyle 939 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:39,099 on other people's, um, money. 940 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,240 She's duplicitous. She's untrustworthy. 941 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,953 She sways with the wind. She's an unreliable friend. 942 00:39:46,954 --> 00:39:50,518 She took this as an opportunity to try and drag me 943 00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:53,539 in front of my friends last night at dinner on this yacht. 944 00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:55,099 Piece of shit! 945 00:39:55,642 --> 00:39:57,473 (slurping) 946 00:39:57,474 --> 00:40:00,665 (sultry music) 947 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:19,839 - Hey you. How are you? - Good. 948 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:21,879 - Oh, God. - Sun's out. 949 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,259 - I can see that. - Beautiful. 950 00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:26,440 - And the water is so beautiful. - So nice. 951 00:40:26,759 --> 00:40:28,319 I've just been kind of mulling it over, 952 00:40:28,539 --> 00:40:29,818 like, you know what happened last night. 953 00:40:29,819 --> 00:40:31,679 You know what, I've just never, ever in my life 954 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,179 been spoken to like that before, 955 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:35,818 where someone has literally stood up 956 00:40:35,819 --> 00:40:40,060 and screamed such offensive language at me before. 957 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,619 - If it was me... - Yes. 958 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:44,720 It would've been a whole entire different story. 959 00:40:45,159 --> 00:40:47,318 Because I said to her, "Shut up." 960 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:50,118 And she took a big offence towards it, 961 00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:52,299 and listen to what she called you, her friend. 962 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,118 - Deep conversation? - Very deep. 963 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,379 - Just talking. - "Deep conversation!" 964 00:40:55,699 --> 00:40:57,039 Don't leave me out the gossip. What's going on? 965 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,180 I was just saying about last night. 966 00:40:59,299 --> 00:41:00,299 You were at the table. 967 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,560 Yeah? 968 00:41:02,219 --> 00:41:05,539 Do you think what Juliet said to me was acceptable? 969 00:41:06,539 --> 00:41:07,718 Be honest. - No, absolutely not. 970 00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,679 I said, you shouldn't have used that word. It was disgusting. 971 00:41:10,419 --> 00:41:12,599 One should never use such words. 972 00:41:12,839 --> 00:41:14,899 It is classless. It's awful. 973 00:41:15,419 --> 00:41:16,960 It's just a no-no. 974 00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:19,500 So, I get where Nessie's coming from. 975 00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,199 I'm sorry, but we cannot keep excusing that. 976 00:41:22,799 --> 00:41:24,839 This is definitely not an isolated incident. 977 00:41:25,139 --> 00:41:28,158 We've all witnessed Juliet Angus, you know, 978 00:41:28,159 --> 00:41:30,018 getting irate over the smallest things. 979 00:41:30,019 --> 00:41:33,839 But even so, that was really out of line. That was so rude. 980 00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:36,159 It was actually disgraceful and disgusting. 981 00:41:36,679 --> 00:41:38,359 I just overheard you being like, 982 00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:40,598 Oh, that's the worst thing you've ever heard in your life. 983 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,299 Don't make a mountain into a molehill. 984 00:41:42,439 --> 00:41:44,839 You had a lot to drink last night, you were being a bitch. 985 00:41:45,519 --> 00:41:48,000 You were being mean. You wouldn't stop. 986 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:51,338 "Move on. That was ten years ago. Like, get a life." 987 00:41:51,339 --> 00:41:52,659 Are you having an episode right now? 988 00:41:52,859 --> 00:41:54,558 No! But I just hear you talking about it, saying 989 00:41:54,559 --> 00:41:57,659 it's like the worst thing that's ever happened here. 990 00:41:57,879 --> 00:41:58,878 Get over it. 991 00:41:58,879 --> 00:42:00,339 We've got to get Nessie out of the house more 992 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,539 if she's so offended about being called a C U Next Tuesday 993 00:42:03,739 --> 00:42:07,559 like once, late night, you know, after a few drinks. 994 00:42:07,679 --> 00:42:11,558 Like, "Oh, Nessie, like, let me show you the world." 995 00:42:11,559 --> 00:42:14,459 From what open university did you learn the word 'class' 996 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:16,359 if you think that was acceptable behaviour? 997 00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:17,599 You were really mean. 998 00:42:17,819 --> 00:42:20,580 And yes, I was raised well, and I'm raising a lady. 999 00:42:20,779 --> 00:42:22,960 And I don't think anyone should ever use that word. 1000 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,740 - So, that's good. - Apologies. 1001 00:42:24,879 --> 00:42:26,619 - Yeah, so... yeah, good. - Yeah, but I, I wasn't... 1002 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,378 She hasn't apologised to me for saying 1003 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,460 all the terrible things she said. 1004 00:42:30,779 --> 00:42:32,579 (tense music) You were sat opposite the host 1005 00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:34,318 of this incredible experience, 1006 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:36,778 and this incredible boat, and all you could do 1007 00:42:36,779 --> 00:42:40,099 is have the most sour face because you didn't get your way 1008 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,700 on something, and you had major regret. 1009 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:43,399 I said to you, if you... - What? I have no regrets. 1010 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,869 Don't put words into my mouth. - If you have... 1011 00:42:45,870 --> 00:42:46,870 I never said I have regret. 1012 00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:48,819 She thought you didn't like our group, 1013 00:42:49,059 --> 00:42:50,099 you miss your old group. 1014 00:42:50,419 --> 00:42:53,518 She thinks you'd rather be with all those people and not us. 1015 00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:54,519 And it hurt her feelings. 1016 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,039 Is that the worst thing that anyone's 1017 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,480 ever said to you in your life? - Yeah. 1018 00:42:58,980 --> 00:42:59,980 It's a pretty bad word. 1019 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,419 You've had a pretty unexposed life. 1020 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,459 Can you imagine if your daughter came to you 1021 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,180 and said that someone had called her that? 1022 00:43:06,439 --> 00:43:08,799 I have been called that, many times in my life. 1023 00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:12,158 Nessie said she's never been called 1024 00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:13,679 a C U Next Tuesday before. 1025 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,319 I find that quite difficult to believe. 1026 00:43:16,799 --> 00:43:19,399 I mean, hello. You know, you grew up in Acton. 1027 00:43:20,419 --> 00:43:21,419 I'm not buying that. Uh-uh. I'm not. 1028 00:43:23,319 --> 00:43:27,259 She needed to get through that particular day 1029 00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:29,379 and be able to have her feelings. 1030 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,299 Just for that day. 1031 00:43:32,439 --> 00:43:37,279 I just think that you're both going in different directions. 1032 00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:39,358 Like, she meant one thing. You meant another thing. 1033 00:43:39,359 --> 00:43:40,960 We do not need to agree on this. 1034 00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:43,319 Fine, but can I just ask you, 1035 00:43:43,539 --> 00:43:46,480 she apologised for using such a disgusting word, 1036 00:43:46,819 --> 00:43:49,319 because she felt how she felt and she's just told you. 1037 00:43:49,639 --> 00:43:51,059 Why don't you just say sorry? 1038 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,610 Why should I apologise, Panthea?! 1039 00:43:53,611 --> 00:43:56,221 (dramatic music) 1040 00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,980 Everyone I have spoken to has said I have done nothing wrong! 1041 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,860 Like, I mean, fuck me sideways. 1042 00:44:06,579 --> 00:44:07,579 Is that a thing? 1043 00:44:08,886 --> 00:44:10,499 (dramatic music fades out)