1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:12,125 --> 00:00:16,500 [Rapid piano keystrokes that swell and then ebb] 4 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:33,583 [Film reel whirrs] 5 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:42,583 [Bright, uplifting music] 6 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:55,250 [String quartet warms up, pages turn] 7 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,375 [Baton taps] 8 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:07,125 [Courtly classical string music] 9 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:16,750 [Animated chatter; music continues] 10 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:35,208 [Pencils scratch rapidly] 11 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:50,708 - Finished. - Finished. 12 00:01:52,541 --> 00:01:54,750 [Mixtures bubble; music continues] 13 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:01,833 Have you got a hairy fadge? 14 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:04,791 Why are you asking that? 15 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,000 We're just doing a survey. Have you got a hairy-- 16 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:08,958 No! 17 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:12,583 OK, cool. Thank you for your response. 18 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:34,833 [Girl sobs quietly] 19 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:37,291 What's wrong? 20 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:39,083 I think I'm not good at chemistry. 21 00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:42,708 I think I don't get to be a doctor. 22 00:02:43,583 --> 00:02:46,458 Oh, no. Sorry. 23 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,833 [Shower runs] 24 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:01,750 OK. 25 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:06,625 [Music continues] 26 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:11,166 [Animated sports chatter] 27 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:18,750 [Animated sports chatter] 28 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,916 [Toilet flushes] 29 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,208 GIRL: Here, I'm open! 30 00:03:26,416 --> 00:03:27,458 [Grunts] 31 00:03:29,916 --> 00:03:33,333 [Music continues] 32 00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:36,333 [Animated sports chatter] 33 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:41,083 [Cheers, referee's whistle blows] 34 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:42,291 Yes! 35 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,083 [Classical music fades] 36 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:56,166 [They pant] 37 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:59,000 GIRL ON LEFT: What'll happen if we don't get into Oxbridge? 38 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:02,666 [Spits] 39 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:06,125 Maybe we'll just die. 40 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:09,625 Our summer project's gotta be proper good this year. 41 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,708 - We're ageing. - I know. 42 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:16,250 No one gives a shit about you when you're an adult. 43 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:19,250 We've got about five terms left of people rooting for us 44 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,541 and then we won't matter again to anyone. 45 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:24,375 I know. I'm stressed about everything. 46 00:04:24,458 --> 00:04:26,791 I don't even know what any of it is yet. 47 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,833 Thank God we're here. 48 00:04:28,916 --> 00:04:31,875 Not off getting distracted by, like, drugs and boys 49 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:34,083 and part-time jobs and stuff. 50 00:04:34,916 --> 00:04:37,500 Do you think you'll ever do drugs? 51 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:39,250 I'll try every one once. 52 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:41,125 Just so I've tried it. 53 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:42,208 Same with boys. 54 00:04:42,291 --> 00:04:43,250 [Snorts] 55 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,541 - Kidding. - I know. 56 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,250 BOTH: Horrid. 57 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,083 We've just got to be prepared. 58 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:52,041 Otherwise we'll drop out of uni and end up destitute. 59 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,083 And whores. 60 00:04:54,166 --> 00:04:56,750 Yeah, destitute whores. 61 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:01,166 [Gentle tinkling music] 62 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:05,250 Stressed I'm gonna end up rubbish. 63 00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:09,333 You won't. We're not like other girls. 64 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:11,500 We wouldn't be at this school if we were. 65 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,416 Let's not wash our knees for as long as possible 66 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,500 so no one forgets how good we are. 67 00:05:18,541 --> 00:05:22,000 [They laugh] 68 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:26,166 [Gentle music swells] 69 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:28,791 [Music ebbs] 70 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,125 Oh. 71 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:35,166 [Classical string music] 72 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:38,166 [School bell rings] 73 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,166 PHOEBE: Well done in lacrosse, you were both amazing. 74 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:41,166 Thank you. 75 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:42,958 What are you gonna do for your summer project this year? 76 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:44,083 It's a secret. 77 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:46,333 - God, Phoebe. - And we haven't decided yet. 78 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:47,458 [Exasperated]: God. 79 00:05:47,541 --> 00:05:48,875 Can I do it too? 80 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:51,958 That's really hard to organise though, 'cause it's a secret. 81 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:54,291 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 82 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:56,208 Can I sit with you in Maths? 83 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:58,416 Do you think we should tell her she was a summer project too? 84 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,458 I don't know. Think she'd get upset. 85 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:02,791 We were too good at that one. Now she loves us. 86 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:03,916 Yeah. 87 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,083 Should we try and get a talent? 88 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:14,708 How'd you develop the same talent at the same time? 89 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,166 I don't know, actually. 90 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:19,000 Do you remember Georgia Pope 91 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:21,458 doing all that Irish dance in assembly? 92 00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:23,375 She was so well-rounded. 93 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:25,791 Natalie Novotny was always on that flute. 94 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:26,708 Yeah. 95 00:06:26,791 --> 00:06:29,166 What if you're accidentally more talented than me? 96 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,208 Then I'll wait for you. Obviously. 97 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,958 - Good. Thanks. - [Footsteps approach] 98 00:06:34,041 --> 00:06:35,916 TEACHER: Good afternoon, girls. 99 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:39,791 [Chalk scratches] 100 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:47,000 [Whispers]: Doing charity will make us, 101 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:49,208 like, worldly. 102 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:50,833 Concerned about the world. 103 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:53,875 You have the scholarship. You already look worldly. 104 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:55,000 Really? 105 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:57,083 Yeah. You're like amazing. 106 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,416 Deffo get five offers. I'm jealous. 107 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,750 I want to look worldly. 108 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,375 [Loudly]: Are you actually jealous of me? 109 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:04,500 TEACHER: Flic? 110 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,500 Sorry, Miss Delavigne. 111 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,750 My God, she hates me now. 112 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:16,000 It's only geography. Cambridge doesn't even do geography. 113 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:18,666 [Chalk continues to scratch] 114 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,708 [Pop music plays on tinny speakers] 115 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:22,958 We need to make money – that's worldly. 116 00:07:23,041 --> 00:07:24,375 How'd you make money? 117 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:28,250 Annabel Peters sells energy drinks. Could we do that? 118 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:30,333 Why don't you do the summer play with me? 119 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:31,583 Which one is it? 120 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,458 Midsummer Night's Dream. 121 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,500 Ugh. Is that the one with the donkey? 122 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:38,333 Well, they call it an "ass" in the play, actually, 123 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,041 but, yeah, he's called Bottom. 124 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:42,458 Aren't plays what sad girls do? 125 00:07:42,541 --> 00:07:43,958 - I am sad. - PHOEBE: OK. 126 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:45,500 Oh, no. Are you? 127 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:48,208 Not in, like, a bad way, like, you don't have to be worried. 128 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:50,541 Oh, OK. 129 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:54,500 A play might make us look well-rounded. 130 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:55,833 Do you think? 131 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:58,083 Yeah... maybe. 132 00:07:58,416 --> 00:08:01,250 HOUSEMISTRESS [Exasperated]: Lights out, girls. For God's sake. 133 00:08:03,541 --> 00:08:04,625 Flic. 134 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:10,041 You know, I think it's good to be a bit sad. 135 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:13,208 If you were happy, it'd probably mean you were thick. 136 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:15,958 [Chuckles] Good. 137 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:17,791 So I'm sad, too. 138 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:20,000 - Good. Thank God. - [They chuckle] 139 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,291 HOUSEMISTRESS: Bed. Now! 140 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:25,666 [They sing]: All things bright and beautiful 141 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,958 all creatures great and small 142 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:33,583 All things wise and wonderful 143 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:36,291 The Lord God made them all 144 00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:39,208 How did this young, ordinary man 145 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:42,833 with a modest upbringing in Stratford-Upon-Avon 146 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:46,666 become the famous William Shakespeare that we know today? 147 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,333 Four hun-- 148 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:51,041 BOY: Where art thou, proud Demetrius? 149 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:54,000 - [Girls chatter excitedly] - Here, villain, drawn and ready. 150 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:55,250 Where are thou? 151 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:59,666 Lysander, thou runaway, thou villain, art thou fled? 152 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:00,791 - [Girls laugh] - Speak! 153 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:03,541 TEACHER: Thou coward, art thou bragging to the stars? 154 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,458 - [Shrieks] - Come recreant! Come, thou child! 155 00:09:06,541 --> 00:09:09,083 LYSANDER: He goes before me and still dares me on. 156 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,000 When I come where he calls, then he is gone. 157 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,458 TEACHER: Ho, ho, ho, coward. 158 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:15,875 Why comest thou not? 159 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:18,750 DEMETRIUS: Thou runnest before me, shifting every place, 160 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:22,166 and darest not stand, nor look me in the face. 161 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,958 OK, all right, all right. That's enough. 162 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:26,625 - [They continue to chatter excitedly] - That is enough. 163 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:29,291 Girls! Quiet now! 164 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,333 BOY [Commanding]: Silence a while! 165 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:32,291 [The girls hush] 166 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:35,708 Silence. 167 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:42,625 Music call; and strike more dead. 168 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,791 - [Girl giggles] - GIRL [Hushed]: He's so fit. 169 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,833 [They applaud] 170 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:55,541 Our talented friends from St. Jude's are here to remind you about auditions 171 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:59,750 for A Midsummer Night's Dream, which take place on Wednesday. 172 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,291 Oh, my God. This year there's boys. 173 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,000 [Sighs] 174 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:06,875 God. 175 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,875 FLIC: I'm furious about this. 176 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:11,833 MINNA: I know. 177 00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:13,500 They can't just spring this on us. This is mad. 178 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:14,791 We're completely unprepared. 179 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,333 I know. 180 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,541 They've taken all the good parts. 181 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:18,958 They've got all the good speeches. 182 00:10:19,041 --> 00:10:20,083 I know, I know. 183 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,791 They've wrecked the entire whole thing. 184 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,583 Don't even want to do it now. 185 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,000 - What? - What? 186 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,916 Are you kidding? We can't not do it now. 187 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,750 It's the only way we can get anyone's attention. 188 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,458 We saw everyone in assembly. 189 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,916 If we don't do it, we might as well be dead. 190 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,250 [Distant chatter] 191 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,750 FLIC: Is this supposed to be good? 192 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:49,208 Like, I don't want to be rude, but it's not well-written at all. 193 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,000 Damn, you're so much quicker than me. 194 00:10:56,666 --> 00:11:00,083 It's just love all the time. No actual things happen. 195 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:02,208 Not, like, murders or whatever. 196 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,708 I don't think we get to do any fight scenes. 197 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:13,333 Everyone's being completely insane. Is it supposed to be believable? 198 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,458 Maybe love, like, makes you insane. 199 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:18,500 Maybe that's the point of it. 200 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:21,333 Well, I hate it. I hate the point of it. 201 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,208 [Clanks rubbish bin] 202 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:30,041 MINNA: I like Hermia... but maybe that's obvious. 203 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,291 [Pages flip] 204 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,500 Do you like Helena? 205 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,708 They're all annoying me, to be honest. 206 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,083 You could be the donkey. 207 00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:44,458 He's funny. You could so play Bottom. 208 00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:45,416 Ugh. 209 00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:56,416 Do you think I'd be good at it? 210 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,166 What? 211 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,750 Love. 212 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:00,875 In the play? 213 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,500 I'm good at everything else. 214 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,500 Do you not think I would? 215 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,041 TEACHER [Angrily]: Flic! Minna! 216 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,625 Do you want your classmate to fall and break her neck? 217 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:10,750 BOTH: Sorry. 218 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:19,625 [Minna hums to herself] 219 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,500 [Continues to hum] 220 00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:24,583 Why are you being weird? 221 00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:26,416 What? I'm not. 222 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,291 Do you like the play or something? 223 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,416 No. 224 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,875 Do you really want to do that? Prance about like a big old slag. 225 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:33,041 [Scoffs] 226 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:33,833 Flic? 227 00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:35,333 It's what we'll look like. 228 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,500 - I sort of want to try it. - No, you don't. 229 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,791 - What? Don't you? - No. 230 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,083 Why not? It's worldly. 231 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,916 Yeah, but-- I dunno. Stresses me out. 232 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,208 Well, we have to try it at some point, else we'll be shit at it. 233 00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:51,333 And I don't want to be shit at anything. 234 00:12:51,916 --> 00:12:53,625 Are we still talking about the play? 235 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:58,375 [Flic tuts and sighs] 236 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,625 What? 237 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,708 Don't start being all... 238 00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,625 - What? - Distracted. 239 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:05,541 I'm not. 240 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,458 We're really lucky to be in the school, you know. 241 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,500 - Don't throw it away. - I'm not. 242 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,750 Don't go and... do it without me. 243 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,458 As if. 244 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,458 What if we make it our summer project? 245 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:22,166 What? 246 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,375 What if we try it together? 247 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,250 We, like, fall in love. 248 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,750 [Curious music] 249 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,541 What if that's our summer project? 250 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,291 That's actually worldly. 251 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,916 We fall in love. 252 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,125 Who? 253 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:41,750 We should make it random, like Titania and that idiot donkey. 254 00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:47,166 We go somewhere, close our eyes, 255 00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:50,291 and then we fall in love with the first person we see. 256 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:59,791 [Playful music] 257 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,875 [Din of chatter, clattering cutlery] 258 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,958 - MINNA: Don't look at anyone yet. - OK. 259 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,583 Act three, scene one. Got it? 260 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:18,708 Yep. 261 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:28,083 Bless thee, Bottom, bless thee. Thou art translated. 262 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:31,291 I will not stir from this place. I will walk up and down here 263 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,750 and I will sing that they shall hear: I am not afraid. 264 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:40,583 BOTH: The ousel cock, so black of hue with orange-tawny bill. 265 00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:44,791 The throstle with his note so true, the wren with little quill. 266 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,416 OK. 267 00:14:57,666 --> 00:15:00,083 What angel wakes me from my flowery bed? 268 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,333 I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again. 269 00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:04,958 Hello, Flic. Hello, Minna. 270 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,791 You can't just stand here, girls. Get your lunch! 271 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,458 [They laugh] 272 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,333 Is she even clever? 273 00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:21,875 She teaches here. 274 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,125 MINNA: But is she, like, an exceptional thinker? 275 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,000 Like, has she ever said anything amazing. 276 00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:32,416 I mean, she's mostly just saying geography, so... 277 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,250 Isn't she from, like, New Zealand? 278 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,416 Yeah, it's quite interesting. 279 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,750 But why is she here? 280 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:44,875 Doesn't she have friends or a husband or anyone? 281 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:49,583 She does seem a bit lonely, I've always thought. Sort of sad. 282 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:52,250 No, don't say that. Sad people are annoying. 283 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,125 Oh. Thought we were smart. 284 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,250 Is she good looking? 285 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,625 Is looking at her good? 286 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,375 This was your idea, not mine. 287 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,625 I didn't plan to get to love till I at least got me Master's. 288 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:07,208 [Chuckles gently] 289 00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:13,375 You know what? It's probably good that she's a bit shit. 290 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,833 - Yeah? - Yeah, 291 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:18,083 'cause love is supposed to be blind, so it just makes our love more impressive. 292 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,958 Yeah, you're so right. 293 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,125 So... love, then? 294 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,250 Yeah, love. 295 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:27,250 Like I want to be as good at love as I am at maths. 296 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:30,958 [Playful piano music] 297 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,833 - You're only allowed four. - We're both getting them. 298 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,250 Can't just take them away and not bring them back. 299 00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:58,250 Not everything in this school is your property to be taken away as you wish. 300 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,583 You just can't do that. 301 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:01,833 You can't. 302 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,250 You. 303 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,416 Can't. 304 00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,208 [Music crescendos and fades] 305 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,291 [The girls laugh] 306 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,458 [Owl hoots] 307 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,125 MINNA: Hmm. 308 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,000 MINNA: Hmm. 309 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,125 Oh my God. You just made a little... 310 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,375 What? 311 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,708 A little sound. A little sort of sound. 312 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,041 Oh, my God. I did. 313 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:44,000 Did you just, like, long? 314 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,833 - Let me see. - No. 315 00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,833 I want to see what made you long. I want to do it. 316 00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:51,333 No, it's mine. Get your own. 317 00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:01,500 [Pop music plays on tinny speaker] 318 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,750 [Gentle piano music] 319 00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:22,416 - FLIC: Will she like me? - MINNA: She'll like us. 320 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:24,833 Not too flat. 321 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,750 It's not so good when it's flat. 322 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,625 Oh, sorry. 323 00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:32,500 MINNA: I'm so nervous. I'm just so nervous. 324 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,750 I'm so nervous! 325 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,875 FLIC: I know. I feel like I'm thick. 326 00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:37,833 Like, everything's gone thick. 327 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,333 Everything's about to feel really good. 328 00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:42,875 In everything I read, it didn't seem like it felt that good. 329 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:44,666 No, it feels amazing. 330 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:45,833 Oh. 331 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,083 I thought it was more like really stressed... 332 00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:49,208 or something. 333 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,750 No, no, yeah, definitely that. 334 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,375 That sounds more realistic. 335 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:57,750 [Playful piano music] 336 00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:00,958 Can I sit here? 337 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:02,458 Yeah. 338 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,750 No, I mean, can I sit there, 339 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,291 she sits there and you sit somewhere else. 340 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,958 Oh, OK. 341 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,333 Are you guys doing your project? 342 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,916 Not now. Fuck's sake, Phoebe. 343 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,625 Sorry, I said "fuck's sake", Phoebe. 344 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:22,583 It's OK. I know how stressed you get in summer. 345 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:26,708 Have a fab lesson. Hope it's... fab. 346 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,708 Oh my God, you did that already? 347 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,875 Need to catch up. 348 00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:46,250 Oh my God, she's here. 349 00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:48,083 Oh my God. I can't breathe. 350 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,708 Oh my God. Me too. 351 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:54,416 OK, Geographers. How do we define a settlement? 352 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,625 It's where people live or work. 353 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,750 Well, yes, but how do we define it? 354 00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:07,000 We can look at, erm, economic growth... [Voice fades out] 355 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:10,458 [Drug Store Romeos' "Wondrous Place" plays, a sensual, sultry song] 356 00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:14,541 ♪ I found a place full of charms 357 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:18,458 ♪ A magic world in my baby's arms 358 00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:21,708 ♪ A soft embrace like satin and lace 359 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,708 ♪ Wondrous place 360 00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:30,458 ♪ What a spot in a storm 361 00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:33,958 To cuddle up and stay nice and warm.. 362 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:38,541 ♪ Away from harm in my baby's arms 363 00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:41,041 ♪ Wondrous place... 364 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,958 Are we about to start feeling really stressed now? 365 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,625 - I hope so. - Me too. 366 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,083 ♪ When I'm anywhere else... 367 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,625 [Song ends abruptly] 368 00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:56,375 OK, erm, open your books. 369 00:20:56,833 --> 00:21:01,291 ♪ But I don't care 370 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,750 ♪ Everything's right when she holds me tight... [Song ends abruptly] 371 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,208 Oh, shit! 372 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,416 We can't eat. We're not supposed to be able to eat. 373 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,083 Do you love her yet? 374 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,000 I dunno. Do you? 375 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,541 I think so. 376 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,416 How do you know for sure? 377 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,291 We should probably dream about her. 378 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,541 Oh, yeah, definitely. 379 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,875 Let's do that. 380 00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:33,458 You know what? We should talk to Clare Deacon about all this. 381 00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:35,791 But she's in Year 11. 382 00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,250 Well, I have it on good authority she's a whore. 383 00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:41,250 We need tuition from a whore, not Jane Austen. 384 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,041 [Sighs exasperated] For fuck's sake. 385 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,666 You Year 10s always want advice. 386 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:47,875 Sorry. 387 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,708 [Birds chirp and call] 388 00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:51,958 What is it? 389 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,750 How do you know? 390 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,666 What the fuck are you asking me? 391 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:59,083 How do you know if you're like, properly in love? 392 00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:00,250 Who are you in love with? 393 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,833 - We're being hypothetical. - Who are you in love with? 394 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,541 [Sighs] 395 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,125 Do you think I should toss off my boyfriend? 396 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:20,750 He's topped me, 397 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:22,083 and fingered me, 398 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,291 and bum fingered me 399 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:25,166 and we've had dry sex. 400 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:29,041 - Definitely yes, then. - Yeah. Definitely. 401 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,166 Definitely, yes. 402 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,125 Great. Thanks. 403 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:35,250 Can I-- Can I just ask, where'd you get a boy from? 404 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,125 Does he go to the boys school? 405 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,291 You've just got to get them to love you. 406 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,166 And at least 10% more than you love them. 407 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,500 Otherwise it's not love, it's just something really sad. 408 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,833 - But what if... - So you definitely think I should toss off my boyfriend? 409 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:49,791 Great. 410 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:51,958 There's this cool bit on the canal 411 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,291 where you can look out to the surface of the water. 412 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,666 I'll sneak out over the wall and do it to him there. 413 00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:06,958 [Playful music] 414 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:10,041 So we just have to make her love us. That's the priority. 415 00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:11,166 Yeah. 416 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,083 We need to get her attention. 417 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:14,458 How though? 418 00:23:14,541 --> 00:23:16,833 I think we have to find out her real name 419 00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:19,291 and call her it without getting told off. 420 00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:21,708 Yeah. We can't call our lover "Miss Delavigne". 421 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:25,083 [Chuckles] Oh, my God. It's so weird hearing you say lover. 422 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,666 Oh! Sorry. 423 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,166 No, it's good. 424 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,625 We have to get her alone. 425 00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:33,458 We have to get her to invite us to her cabin or something. 426 00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,541 Yeah. 427 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,708 What do we like, do, though, in her cabin? 428 00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:40,291 I dunno. 429 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,000 Not geography. 430 00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:43,958 [Music fades] 431 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,625 Bum fingered? 432 00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,583 Come on. 433 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:53,541 [Classical string music] 434 00:23:55,041 --> 00:23:57,250 STUDENT: I jest to Oberon and make him smile. 435 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:59,958 When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile. 436 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,875 In very likeness of a roasted crab, 437 00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:06,458 and when she drinks, against her lips I bob. 438 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:17,250 [Wooden delivery]: O me. You juggler, 439 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,833 you cankerblossom, 440 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,041 you thief of love. 441 00:24:21,541 --> 00:24:23,541 What have you... come by-- 442 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:24,541 Have you come by night 443 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:27,166 and stolen my love's heart from him? 444 00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:29,375 Fine, i' faith. 445 00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:30,958 Have you no modesty? 446 00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:33,625 No maiden shame? No touch of bashfulness? 447 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:37,500 What, will ye tear impatient answers from my gentle tongue? 448 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:40,375 Fie, fie, you counterfeit, 449 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,833 you puppet, you! 450 00:24:49,708 --> 00:24:50,875 [Cough] 451 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:55,833 [Whispers]: Puppet. 452 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,041 Am I puppet? 453 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,291 - Why so? - Er... 454 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,458 Ay that way goes the-- 455 00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:13,041 [Wooden]: "Puppet"? Why so? 456 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,250 Ay, that way goes the game. 457 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,166 Now I perceive that she hath made compare 458 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,500 between our statures. 459 00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:36,541 You were actually so good. 460 00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:41,125 [Sobs from stall] 461 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:45,083 [Toilet flushes] 462 00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:58,875 - You're so good, too. - I'm shit. You're better. 463 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,291 It's impossible. We're exactly the same. 464 00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:03,333 It's a shit play. 465 00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:04,875 We don't have to do a shit play. 466 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:08,166 I'm sorry. 467 00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:10,958 I didn't know I was bad. 468 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,541 It's OK. 469 00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:14,500 What's the point of being good at something shit? 470 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:15,833 [Chuckles] 471 00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:20,000 Yeah... 472 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,166 It's fake anyway. 473 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,791 We're doing it for real. 474 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,833 [Playful piano music] 475 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:29,041 MINNA: They're not red, but they'll do. 476 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,666 FLIC: Are we even allowed to cut these? 477 00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:45,500 [Music ends abruptly] 478 00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:47,250 It's so sad, isn't it? 479 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,708 FLIC: Yeah. So sad. 480 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:54,958 I heard he killed her less than 200 yards away. 481 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:57,541 Yeah, I heard that. 482 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:59,166 It's so sad. 483 00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:05,166 I don't really know what to do when I think of all that. 484 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:17,500 [Tommy James & the Shondells' "Crimson and Clover" plays] 485 00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:19,583 Sorry little Evelyn Bush. 486 00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:22,500 ♪ Now I don't hardly know her 487 00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:27,916 ♪ But I think I could love her 488 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:33,958 ♪ Crimson and Clover... 489 00:27:34,041 --> 00:27:36,958 Wait, what are you doing? You can't just knock on the door. 490 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:39,500 What but so-- What am I allowed to do? 491 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:40,916 [Kettle whistles] 492 00:27:41,416 --> 00:27:44,791 [They giggle] 493 00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:51,541 What happens now? 494 00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:53,000 I dunno. How do you feel? 495 00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:55,666 I feel kind of sexy. And I'm scared. 496 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:56,958 Me too. 497 00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:58,208 [They pant] 498 00:27:58,291 --> 00:27:59,875 I think my heart's beating really fast. 499 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:00,958 Is it really fast? 500 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,041 I can just feel top. 501 00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,125 You're so funny. 502 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,541 When? 503 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:09,958 Thank you-- I didn't mean to be. 504 00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:13,000 But that's good, I guess. [Laughs awkwardly] 505 00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:15,500 Oh, you-- you look properly excited for the first time. 506 00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:17,666 Not-- not just scared, I mean. 507 00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:19,875 All right. Yeah. 508 00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:29,291 See? We're both good at this. 509 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,291 [They laugh] 510 00:28:32,916 --> 00:28:35,041 [Song fades out] 511 00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:38,625 [They laugh uproariously] 512 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:41,666 [School bell rings] 513 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:50,791 MINNA: What? 514 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:54,000 Sorry, that's awful. 515 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,458 I'm not even shit Helena. 516 00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:59,208 That's, like, not good at all. 517 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,916 I'm not even shit-ugly Helena. 518 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,250 That's not even really worth doing. 519 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:06,833 Should I go and talk to the teacher. 520 00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:08,166 I don't know if you can do that. 521 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,416 - Can you talk to the teacher? - Er... 522 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,333 I don't know. 523 00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:13,916 Oh my God. Oh my God. 524 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,708 This is shit for me! 525 00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:18,500 Oh my God. I'm in the play! 526 00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:21,125 I'm a tree. I'm a tree-slash-mound. 527 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:22,875 I'm a tree-slash-mound! 528 00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:27,041 [Loud thumping, mixer whirrs] 529 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:31,708 - I just... - What? 530 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:34,666 What? 531 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:38,208 I just don't think my audition was Titania-to-tree amount worse than yours. 532 00:29:38,291 --> 00:29:39,916 I just don't. I don't. 533 00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:44,916 Do things just sound better coming out of your mouth? 534 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:47,166 [Shouts]: Do I have a shit mouth? 535 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:49,041 [Mixer whirrs stops abruptly] 536 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:55,916 Are we actually gonna do it? 537 00:29:57,833 --> 00:30:00,958 It'll really impress Miss Delavigne seeing us up there. 538 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,416 I'm a mound, Minna. 539 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:06,958 I'm a shit, shit, shit, shit mound. 540 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,041 I'm disappointed too. 541 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,791 I'm not a lover either. I'm just Queen of the Fairies. 542 00:30:15,541 --> 00:30:17,250 I'm gonna kill myself. 543 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:20,500 [Sarcastic]: Sorry. 544 00:30:20,583 --> 00:30:22,666 HOUSEMISTRESS: Your light should be off! 545 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,833 Do I not get to do it just because you're not doing it? 546 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,583 I'm a bit offended you're OK to jeopardise 547 00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:40,333 my Oxbridge application just 'cause you're a mound. 548 00:30:44,916 --> 00:30:46,083 Sorry. 549 00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:50,083 Sorry. 550 00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:54,500 You'll be amazing at mound. 551 00:30:57,166 --> 00:30:58,625 [Sighs] 552 00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:06,208 [Chatter] 553 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:07,666 Are they in there? 554 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:10,041 - Have a look. - OK. 555 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:13,375 - Are you nervous? - What? No. 556 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:14,833 I just remembered that historically, 557 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,500 boys make my jaw lock. 558 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,541 Is that gonna be a problem? 559 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:18,666 Are you nervous? 560 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:19,875 No. 561 00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:21,958 Don't have lines to remember, do I? 562 00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,041 Is there a cat somewhere? 563 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,666 I've gone a bit cat. 564 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:26,666 Are you annoyed with me? 565 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:27,791 PHOEBE: What do we do if they look at us? 566 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:29,125 If they look at us, they look at us. 567 00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:30,583 They're gonna look at us. That's what boys do. 568 00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:32,791 You just have to ignore it. That's what we do. 569 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:34,000 [Flic sighs] 570 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:35,666 No, I'm fine. 571 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:37,375 I'm actually so fine. 572 00:31:37,458 --> 00:31:38,541 [Door opens] 573 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:40,916 OK, girls, in you come. 574 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:44,875 Minna. 575 00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:46,083 Flic. 576 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:47,125 Phoebe. 577 00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:48,208 Jessica. 578 00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:50,125 Emily. 579 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,333 Minna. 580 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:52,166 Flic. 581 00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:53,041 Phoebe. 582 00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:54,791 OK, OK. Can we please start actually 583 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,083 integrating the names we need to learn in there? 584 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,666 Hmm? 585 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,125 Minna. 586 00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:04,583 Oh, no, sorry. You're a girl. You're a girl. 587 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:10,708 [They clap twice] 588 00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:11,750 [Yelps] 589 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,083 [They clap twice] 590 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:14,125 [Miaows] 591 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,500 [They clap twice] 592 00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:18,541 [Roars under her breath] 593 00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:24,791 [The boys laugh] 594 00:32:25,916 --> 00:32:27,458 Can I change my face? 595 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,583 Do you think something's gonna, like... 596 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,833 like, happen? 597 00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:37,583 Are you insane? Minna's not thick. 598 00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:40,083 Things always happen between men and women. 599 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:42,333 We're not women. And they're definitely not men yet. 600 00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:45,208 They only get parts because they have loud voices. 601 00:32:45,291 --> 00:32:47,583 They turn up, they speak, they put their hands on their hips 602 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,125 and everyone goes nuts. 603 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:51,708 [Pheobe sniffles] 604 00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:55,166 There's definitely been a cat in here at some point. 605 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:58,000 Do you think I should have got a better part? 606 00:32:58,083 --> 00:33:00,291 Like, my audition was OK, wasn't it? 607 00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:02,708 Why'd I get a pretend part? 608 00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:05,916 I'm just happy I got in at all. 609 00:33:08,041 --> 00:33:09,916 'Cause I'm shit. 610 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 I'm the shittest in the whole year. 611 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,250 No, you're not. 612 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,791 I'm not. 613 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:18,916 I'm not shit so neither are you. 614 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,208 TEACHER: Actually, let's have you a bit closer. 615 00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:25,250 Closer together... 616 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,541 [Loudly]: OK. Can we have the mounds in, please? 617 00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:30,791 Trees and mounds in. 618 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:33,416 You were so good. 619 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,333 Oh, thanks. 620 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:37,875 Demetrius is quite bad at text, I thought, 621 00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:39,583 and Bottom isn't funny enough. 622 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:41,416 And Lysander literally sounds like 623 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,250 he's got peanut butter on the roof of his mouth. 624 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,333 Oh my God, yeah. Yeah. 625 00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:47,208 And Oberon just stands there like: 626 00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:49,916 [Minna chuckles] Oh God... 627 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,375 Well, he only got Oberon 'cause he looks like that. 628 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:53,583 Like what? 629 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,041 I don't know. 630 00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:57,375 You'd be a much better Oberon. 631 00:33:57,458 --> 00:33:58,500 Do you think? 632 00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,541 God, maybe I should learn his lines 633 00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:02,333 in case he, like, dies or something. 634 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:03,458 [Minna chuckles] 635 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:05,958 So annoying there's boys this year. 636 00:34:06,041 --> 00:34:07,500 Tree-slash-mound isn't gonna impress 637 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,416 any admissions officer. 638 00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:11,666 You're a scholarship girl, though, 639 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,833 so you're already impressive. 640 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,208 Erm, was I good? 641 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,125 Oh... Yeah. 642 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,583 You were literally so good. You were so good. 643 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:25,875 [Flic exhales] 644 00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:29,166 [Gentle music] 645 00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:38,083 So that's chapter 14 by Thursday, 646 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:40,500 we're thinking about the questions at the bottom of the page. 647 00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:41,666 That's it. 648 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:43,250 Thank you. 649 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:51,833 Erm, we're in the play, miss. 650 00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:54,000 Are you? 651 00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:56,125 Yeah... She's Titania. 652 00:34:57,666 --> 00:34:59,250 That's a good part. 653 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,541 Do you like Shakespeare? 654 00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:04,000 Yeah, do you have Shakespeare in New Zealand? 655 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:05,291 [Chuckles] 656 00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:08,291 Yes, Minna, we do have Shakespeare. 657 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:10,541 Will you come and see us in it? 658 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:15,625 Erm, yes, of course. It's the summer play. 659 00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:17,666 [Playful music] 660 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:19,833 So what about you, Flic? 661 00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:21,458 Who are you playing? 662 00:35:21,708 --> 00:35:23,625 Oh, no, I'm just a tree. 663 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:26,083 I wish Titania fell in love with a tree, not a donkey. 664 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,166 I can't even put it on me personal statement. 665 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:30,333 [Miss Delavigne laughs, then Flic laughs] 666 00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,000 Hey. 667 00:35:32,416 --> 00:35:35,041 Back home I was a... television in my school play. 668 00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:38,166 - So what are you-- C'mon-- - [Flic chuckles awkwardly] 669 00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:41,458 [They both laugh] 670 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:49,333 [Miss Delavigne carries on laughing] 671 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,625 I feel a bit weird now. Like, maybe I'm in the lead. 672 00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:55,291 When am I gonna get looked at? 673 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,708 Don't worry, I'll look at you. 674 00:35:57,791 --> 00:36:00,875 No, that's not the same. No, stop it. 675 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:02,125 That's weird. 676 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,541 Oh... 'kay. 677 00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:06,833 Sorry. 678 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:10,125 [Gentle din of chatter and cutlery clattering] 679 00:36:10,791 --> 00:36:13,875 We should learn every single thing about New Zealand next. 680 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:17,041 I've got a lot of lines to learn, too, remember? 681 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,958 Oh... yeah. 682 00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:23,666 I can always read and, like, tell you the important stuff. 683 00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:25,500 Yeah, you do the play and I'll do New Zealand. 684 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:26,625 Then we've got all bases covered. 685 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:29,333 You know, stuff's happening to me, too. 686 00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:32,291 It's not just you... 687 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:33,291 you know. 688 00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:44,583 How canst thou thus for shame, Titania, 689 00:36:44,666 --> 00:36:46,500 glance at my credit with Hippolyta, 690 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,791 knowing I know thy love to Theseus? 691 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:51,083 - Didst-- - Titania! Titania, sorry. 692 00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:53,083 You do need to actually glance at him 693 00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:55,583 if he's talking about you glancing at him. 694 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:57,333 Sorry. I'm sorry, miss. 695 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,916 I'm just looking at my lines, but I will. 696 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,041 Well, 697 00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:02,625 actually, miss, the text is 698 00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:04,083 "How canst thou glance at my credit?" 699 00:37:04,708 --> 00:37:06,333 It's not glance at me. 700 00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:07,958 He's not referring to her glancing at him. 701 00:37:08,041 --> 00:37:09,416 It's not literal. 702 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,708 [Boys snort quietly] 703 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,458 OK, fine. 704 00:37:15,541 --> 00:37:16,833 But she should be glancing 705 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:19,708 at her husband-slash-king of the fairies, 706 00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:21,000 from time to time. 707 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:22,000 OBERON: I don't know. 708 00:37:22,916 --> 00:37:24,875 Titania's sick of Oberon at this point. 709 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:27,291 I think what she's doing works. It's good. 710 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,125 She's making it hard for Oberon. 711 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:32,083 It's how the scene's supposed to be. 712 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:34,875 [Phoebe chuckles] 713 00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:39,541 Fine. On you go. 714 00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:44,625 OBERON: Didst thou not lead him 715 00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:46,041 through the glimmering night from Perigouna... 716 00:37:46,125 --> 00:37:48,583 Oh my God. Boys are crazy. 717 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:50,083 OBERON: ...with fair Aegles break his faith, 718 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,041 with Ariadne and Antiopa? 719 00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:54,791 [Mixtures bubble softly] 720 00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:56,666 Boys are so rude. 721 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:58,833 They shouldn't be allowed in our school. 722 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:03,083 Why don't you imagine he's Miss Delavigne 723 00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:04,208 when you look at him? 724 00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:05,500 What? Why? 725 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,125 If you're finding it hard. 726 00:38:07,208 --> 00:38:08,916 Are you saying I'm really bad? 727 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:09,958 What? No, no-- 728 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:12,333 Acting's really hard, actually. 729 00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:14,166 I just meant you have to pretend to be in love 730 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,541 with a boy and then a donkey. 731 00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,125 And not just a donkey, but a shit donkey 732 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:18,166 who's actually a shit boy. 733 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,458 It's, like... 734 00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:21,708 literally the hardest thing in the entire world. 735 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:24,750 Right. Yeah. Thank you, it is hard. 736 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:29,333 Anyway, I'm doing the scene how it's supposed to be. 737 00:38:29,416 --> 00:38:31,041 Are you a fridge? 738 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:32,000 What? 739 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,666 We're just doing survey. Are you? 740 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:34,750 BOTH: No. 741 00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:38,875 What is a fridge, though? 742 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:41,958 It means you haven't got with a boy. 743 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,416 That's right. Right? 744 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,958 Yeah...? Yeah. Yeah. 745 00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:48,500 I'm not a fridge then. 746 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:50,166 No, you're not. I mean, you are. 747 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:51,875 No, you're not. I mean, you are. 748 00:38:51,958 --> 00:38:52,916 What? 749 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:56,750 I'm friends with boys now, in the play. 750 00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:57,875 That's something. 751 00:38:57,958 --> 00:38:59,916 No, it's not, is it? 752 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:03,791 [Exasperated]: Oh for God's sake, they're just boys. 753 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,041 Can everyone stop being so weird about it? 754 00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:08,166 BOTH [Whisper]: Fridge. 755 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,583 Are they, like, bullying us or something? 756 00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:12,458 No. 757 00:39:12,541 --> 00:39:14,541 [Loudly]: I'm fucking Titania. 758 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:22,958 [Solemn music] 759 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:36,666 [They chatter playfully; music continues] 760 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:57,250 [Music fades] 761 00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,416 [Footsteps approach] 762 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,583 Can I sit here? 763 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,541 OK, but I can't talk to you, Phoebe. 764 00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:04,375 I've got loads to worry about. 765 00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:15,750 Did you hear about Oberon's non-uniform jacket? 766 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:18,416 It's brown. We're all saying that-- 767 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:20,708 Sorry. [Chuckles] 768 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,833 Are we supposed to be doing New Zealand? 769 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:31,166 Did I miss something? 770 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,041 God, stop copying. 771 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:41,125 CLARE: You need to not try so hard. 772 00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:42,750 How do you not try hard? 773 00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:44,083 [Crows caw] 774 00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:45,208 If someone's not interested, 775 00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:47,708 you have to be more not interested. 776 00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:49,791 I got my boyf by going out with his friend. 777 00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,625 I got his friend by going out with his friend. 778 00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:53,833 And I got him by going out with his friend before that. 779 00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:54,958 Who was actually my boyf now. 780 00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,666 But that was before my boyf now got fit, so... 781 00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:58,791 It's all gone in a circle 782 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:00,333 and it's all worked out really well. 783 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,583 So... [Blows smoke] 784 00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:04,583 just tell Minna to start getting with the short one 785 00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:05,708 and then the tall one will want her. 786 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:07,625 What? 787 00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:10,250 That is what we're talking about, isn't it? 788 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,416 What? No, I was being hypothetical. 789 00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:14,333 Sure. 790 00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:18,083 Minna doesn't like Oberon. He makes her want to die. 791 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:23,250 Grafton girls are so dumb for people who are supposed to be 792 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,416 the smartest girls in the North or whatever. 793 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:25,875 Shut up. She doesn't. 794 00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:29,375 Oh my God. Do you like him or something? 795 00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:30,458 [Clare laughs] 796 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,083 No! No, I don't and she doesn't. 797 00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:35,750 Just cause you're a... fucking, fucking whore 798 00:41:35,833 --> 00:41:36,958 and want to get with everyone 799 00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:39,416 doesn't mean everyone else wants to ruin their education. 800 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:47,750 [Sombre music] 801 00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:07,375 [Music fades] 802 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:10,916 Hello, Flic. 803 00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:13,916 Hi. 804 00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:16,833 Erm... Why are you standing on your own? 805 00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,458 Shouldn't you be at... lunch? 806 00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:21,791 Sorry, miss. 807 00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:27,333 Hmm. 808 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:29,708 Did you know New Zealand 809 00:42:29,791 --> 00:42:32,416 has more flightless birds than anywhere in the world? 810 00:42:34,625 --> 00:42:36,083 - What? - Apparently it's 'cause 811 00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:39,000 there weren't mammal predators before humans came along. 812 00:42:39,666 --> 00:42:42,208 And so they could, like, hang out on the ground. 813 00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:43,958 And it was fine. 814 00:42:44,708 --> 00:42:46,166 I like New Zealand. 815 00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:49,125 I think I want to do the big settlements essay on it. 816 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:52,541 Oh, erm... 817 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:55,166 Sorry. Is that allowed or is it too far away? 818 00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:58,791 Is everything OK, Flic? 819 00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:08,958 I feel like a mound. 820 00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:14,083 [Sighs] Oh, Flic. 821 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:17,041 Sorry. Sorry. I'm fine. 822 00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:18,500 I know I'm really lucky to be here-- 823 00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:21,333 No, no, it's OK, Flic. 824 00:43:21,416 --> 00:43:23,291 You've every right to be here. 825 00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:26,541 Do you want to talk? 826 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:29,125 And the place names are mad. 827 00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:32,166 Brightness Gully, Desolation Creek. 828 00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:33,458 Actually, that one's a bit sad, 829 00:43:33,541 --> 00:43:35,208 but I still like it. 830 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:38,041 Sorry. You're not like from Desolation Creek, are you? 831 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:39,166 No. 832 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,166 Oh, 'kay. Sorry. 833 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:44,166 It just seems like the most amazing, coolest place ever. 834 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,958 Mhm. It's a fascinating country, Aotearoa. 835 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,083 Land of the long white cloud. 836 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:52,541 Couldn't even begin to cover it in a whole term with you. 837 00:43:52,625 --> 00:43:53,833 It's not all in the books, you know. 838 00:43:53,916 --> 00:43:56,458 What's happened there to the people... 839 00:43:56,541 --> 00:43:57,916 Oh right. 840 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,750 But we've talked about that in geography, haven't we? 841 00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:03,500 Studying the land is only the first part. 842 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:05,875 Then you bring the people into it. 843 00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:08,958 Do you have, like, a name from New Zealand, then? 844 00:44:09,041 --> 00:44:11,041 Oh, erm... 845 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:12,250 Rosalind. 846 00:44:13,208 --> 00:44:14,458 Rosalind. 847 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,416 Hmm. You've-- you've really lit up, Flic. 848 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,291 Really? 849 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:24,333 Yes. Have you thought about your A-level options? 850 00:44:24,416 --> 00:44:25,750 I mean, even university, 851 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:28,541 it's probably a bit early for that. 852 00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:30,625 Cambridge doesn't do geography. 853 00:44:32,666 --> 00:44:37,458 Well, er, I think you'd enjoy geography. And... 854 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,416 [Whispers]: Cambridge is probably miserable. 855 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:43,833 Oh, OK. I'll think about it. Thanks. 856 00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:44,958 [Pats Flic's arm] 857 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:48,833 [Intriguing music] 858 00:44:51,291 --> 00:44:53,708 Er, are you a fridge, Rosalind? 859 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,875 What's that? A fridge? 860 00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:01,666 Never mind. Sorry. I just thought you might be. 861 00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:05,041 [Chuckles] OK, then. 862 00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:14,083 [Music fades] 863 00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:17,875 - FLIC: Oh, God. - What? 864 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,666 - What? - I've got something 865 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:23,625 I have to tell you, but don't know how. 866 00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:24,666 What? What is it? 867 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,208 I think I've gotten ahead again. 868 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:29,250 What? 869 00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:31,625 She told me I'm really good at geography. 870 00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:33,500 That maybe I should do it at university. 871 00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:39,958 I just think you've maybe been a bit distracted. 872 00:45:41,416 --> 00:45:43,875 Oh. OK. 873 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,041 Anyway, I just wanted to tell you. 874 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:47,791 Sorry. 875 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:50,125 I feel so much better now I've told you. 876 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:54,416 She's called Rosalind, by the way. 877 00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:07,791 [Classical string music] 878 00:46:15,833 --> 00:46:17,125 [Music fades] 879 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,333 [Doors open and echo] 880 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,166 [Lively chatter and laughter] 881 00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:32,166 I don't know why everyone gets so excited about half term. 882 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,500 No. Must be annoying to have to go home 883 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:37,250 when all your stuff is here. And the library's here. 884 00:46:37,333 --> 00:46:39,458 - How do they even revise? - Yeah. 885 00:46:39,541 --> 00:46:41,583 Everyone always comes back so slow. 886 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:44,458 Takes them like a week to get back into the swing of school. 887 00:46:48,666 --> 00:46:50,708 No one comes to pick her up either. 888 00:46:50,791 --> 00:46:52,083 MINNA: Oh, yeah. 889 00:46:52,166 --> 00:46:54,958 [Car door closes, and drives away] 890 00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:57,583 Sorry your parents are in Munich. 891 00:46:57,666 --> 00:46:59,708 I'm sorry your mum's in Harrogate. 892 00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:04,500 Do you want to cry? 893 00:47:04,583 --> 00:47:05,625 No. 894 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,500 [Car door closes] 895 00:47:11,791 --> 00:47:14,541 [Car drives away] 896 00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:24,208 We're the lucky ones, you know. 897 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:27,625 [Emotional]: Yeah. Yep. 898 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:38,125 [Sombre piano music] 899 00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:07,708 [Music turns more playful] 900 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,125 I think I dreamt about her. 901 00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:30,333 Me too. 902 00:48:31,833 --> 00:48:34,041 D'you think we'll get to talk to her today? 903 00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:35,208 Yeah. 904 00:48:40,041 --> 00:48:41,083 I... 905 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,208 I know this is bad, but... 906 00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:55,500 I don't even want to do the play sometimes. 907 00:48:58,250 --> 00:48:59,708 I just want to quit everything 908 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,791 and do lacrosse with you again. 909 00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:03,708 And win. 910 00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:06,125 I'd like to win again. 911 00:49:06,791 --> 00:49:09,250 Well, I don't even want to win. I just... 912 00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:12,291 Want to float. 913 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,291 Can we float? 914 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,875 It's OK. I know it's getting harder. 915 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,958 But remember, we've got each other. 916 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:26,750 Just remember we've got each other. 917 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,458 When we're at Oxbridge, we'll live like this. 918 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:40,750 Yeah. 919 00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:46,416 We just have to not get distracted or we'll wreck it. 920 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,000 I know. I know. 921 00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:51,208 I do know that. I do. 922 00:49:58,333 --> 00:50:00,666 [Belle and Sebastian's "Wrapped Up in Books" plays] 923 00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:01,833 [Upbeat, playful music] 924 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:04,250 [They laugh] 925 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:16,625 ♪ It was pretty bright up on the rainbow brace tonight 926 00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:22,791 ♪ I could see into your window Although you're far away... 927 00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:25,333 I think she's wearing makeup. 928 00:50:25,416 --> 00:50:27,041 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 929 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,583 Something's happening. 930 00:50:28,666 --> 00:50:29,916 Oh, my God. 931 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,791 [They chuckle] 932 00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:36,375 ♪ ...If he is up for What you have in mind 933 00:50:37,541 --> 00:50:42,375 ♪ If he is up for What you have in mind 934 00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:44,750 [Squelching snogging] 935 00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:50,750 ♪ Change is on the cards But this time it will be hard 936 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:53,916 ♪ I never want to leave you 937 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,833 ♪ We've never had a fight 938 00:50:58,666 --> 00:51:01,833 ♪ You should never split a pole 939 00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:04,666 ♪ You should never split at all 940 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:09,708 ♪ I wish I had two paths I could follow 941 00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:13,125 ♪ I'd write the ending 942 00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:16,416 ♪ Without any sorrow... ♪ 943 00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:21,958 [Song fades out] 944 00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,166 [Whispers loudly]: Minna! 945 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,375 MINNA: What is it? 946 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:28,708 She needs to come here. 947 00:51:28,791 --> 00:51:30,708 - Why? - Seen this in a book. 948 00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:32,541 Which one? 949 00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:34,250 Miss Delavigne? 950 00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:41,041 Yes, Flic? What have you found? 951 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,708 Oh, that's... 952 00:51:42,791 --> 00:51:44,416 It's "aba-lown", isn't it? 953 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,333 MISS DELAVIGNE: "Abalon-ee". 954 00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:49,166 - Yes, but we call it pāua. - FLIC: Pāua. 955 00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:51,791 It's made from shells from New Zealand. 956 00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:53,041 Yes. 957 00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:55,416 It's so pretty. 958 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,458 It's actually really precious and has lots 959 00:51:57,541 --> 00:51:58,916 of meanings for people. 960 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,541 European settlers didn't like the taste of what was inside. 961 00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:03,500 But they liked the shells so they took loads. 962 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:05,541 It doesn't say that there. I read that. 963 00:52:05,625 --> 00:52:07,291 Now they're endangered. 964 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,541 That's right, Flic. 965 00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:12,333 MISS DELAVIGNE: Hmm. [Chuckles] 966 00:52:13,791 --> 00:52:16,958 You know, my grandmother had pieces just like this. 967 00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:18,541 She loved it. 968 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:20,125 [Sighs] 969 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:23,458 I remember you'd hug her and it'd feel all... 970 00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:25,125 cold up your neck. 971 00:52:27,791 --> 00:52:30,416 Oh, she had a brooch just like that. 972 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:33,458 [Intriguing music] 973 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:37,458 Oh, she gave that brooch to me, didn't she? 974 00:52:38,916 --> 00:52:40,958 Could we see it, Miss Delavigne? 975 00:52:41,041 --> 00:52:44,041 [Inhales sharply] I don't know... 976 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:46,416 where it is. 977 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,000 Do you have pictures of her? 978 00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:50,416 Could we come to your cabin and see them? 979 00:52:50,916 --> 00:52:53,458 [Miss Delavigne sniffs] 980 00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:59,541 [She sobs] 981 00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:08,916 Sorry, I don't know-- It's so stupid... 982 00:53:12,458 --> 00:53:13,958 [She sobs] 983 00:53:16,916 --> 00:53:18,625 [She sniffles] 984 00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:28,458 [Music intensifies] 985 00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:30,125 [Miss Delavigne sniffs] 986 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:46,166 Can we come and see them, Rosalind? 987 00:53:49,458 --> 00:53:50,583 Erm... 988 00:53:53,041 --> 00:53:57,291 I-- I'll-- I'll, erm... bring them to geography. 989 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,458 That was amazing. 990 00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:11,916 Yeah... she's obsessed with us. 991 00:54:15,916 --> 00:54:18,416 [School bell rings] 992 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:22,625 [Sighs contentedly] 993 00:54:22,916 --> 00:54:26,958 They're amazing. I thought about them all half term. 994 00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:28,791 [Chatter] 995 00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:31,916 TEACHER: OK, all support cast now, please. 996 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:35,916 [They run lines] 997 00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:38,250 MINNA [Wooden]: Why art thou here? 998 00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:40,458 Come from the farthest steppe of India. 999 00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:42,583 But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon, 1000 00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:43,750 your bust mistress... 1001 00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:45,791 Who are you in love with? 1002 00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:47,166 What? No one. 1003 00:54:47,541 --> 00:54:48,583 Really? 1004 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,208 I'm in love with almost all of them. 1005 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,875 You sound really slutty when you say that. 1006 00:54:57,625 --> 00:54:59,750 [Scratching] 1007 00:55:01,958 --> 00:55:04,166 What are we gonna do now we've held her hand? 1008 00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:05,750 We have to do something. 1009 00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:08,125 We're, like, so close to getting invited to the cabin. 1010 00:55:09,166 --> 00:55:10,458 Minna. 1011 00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:13,083 Minna? 1012 00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:14,750 Minna. 1013 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:15,875 Can you think of it? 1014 00:55:15,958 --> 00:55:17,791 Sorry, I wasted so much time in half term, 1015 00:55:17,875 --> 00:55:19,791 and I don't even know my lines. 1016 00:55:19,875 --> 00:55:21,958 Don't forget Miss Delavigne now we're back. 1017 00:55:22,041 --> 00:55:24,333 We held her hand. What more do you want? 1018 00:55:24,416 --> 00:55:25,875 I mean, actually, I held her hand. 1019 00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:27,333 You only got to because I did. 1020 00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:29,083 Sure. Thanks. 1021 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,125 This was your idea. 1022 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,166 - No, it wasn't. - [Loudly]: Yes, it was. 1023 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:35,458 I didn't plan to fall in love until I was 25. 1024 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:37,666 Oh, my God. You're being loud. 1025 00:55:40,666 --> 00:55:43,458 Why are you being weird? I'm trying to help. 1026 00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:44,708 Like, I didn't want to say anything, 1027 00:55:44,791 --> 00:55:46,458 but Rosalind doesn't even like you that much. 1028 00:55:46,541 --> 00:55:49,041 I've been doing all the work. You've barely done anything. 1029 00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:50,708 She wouldn't have even wanted to hold our hand 1030 00:55:50,791 --> 00:55:52,291 if it wasn't for me. 1031 00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:54,375 And she touched me on the arm way before we held hands. 1032 00:55:54,458 --> 00:55:55,500 And I didn't even tell you that part-- 1033 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:57,166 Oh my God. Shut up. 1034 00:55:57,541 --> 00:55:58,375 But-- 1035 00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:00,916 You have to stop going on about Miss Delavigne. 1036 00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:05,500 I don't understand. 1037 00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:07,541 Don't you love her anymore? 1038 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:09,000 Of course I don't love her. 1039 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,625 [Low, tense music] 1040 00:56:10,708 --> 00:56:11,916 What...? 1041 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,833 Stop going on about her. 1042 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:15,958 [Harshly]: It's fucking weird. 1043 00:56:16,333 --> 00:56:18,250 This was just a game and we have to stop playing 1044 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:20,458 now that real things are happening. 1045 00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:22,208 No, no. 1046 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,875 But I don't like her. 1047 00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:27,708 She's weird and ugly and sad and all crying 1048 00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:30,250 about a fucking badge. 1049 00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:32,416 It's-- It's a brooch. 1050 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:33,541 So? 1051 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,541 She's been a complete waste of time. 1052 00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:40,166 No, I don't love her. I don't even like her. 1053 00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:42,333 I don't love her at all. 1054 00:56:49,208 --> 00:56:52,000 [Music intensifies] 1055 00:56:52,458 --> 00:56:53,333 [Loud, hard, thwack] 1056 00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:54,500 [Girls gasp] 1057 00:56:54,958 --> 00:56:56,375 [Tray clatters] 1058 00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:59,500 [Girls chatter and gossip] 1059 00:57:01,708 --> 00:57:04,583 [Sombre music] 1060 00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:32,625 [Shower runs] 1061 00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:39,541 [Sobs] 1062 00:58:13,083 --> 00:58:15,166 [Music fades] 1063 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:18,000 [Footsteps approach] 1064 00:58:20,541 --> 00:58:21,583 FLIC: Hi. 1065 00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:29,833 I'm really sorry. 1066 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,333 It's OK. You were right. 1067 00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,208 That was practise. 1068 00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:39,000 - What? - Let's do something real. 1069 00:58:41,125 --> 00:58:43,250 If we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it for real, 1070 00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:44,541 with boys. 1071 00:58:45,291 --> 00:58:47,208 We're gonna, like, find one and, like, sit him down 1072 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:48,875 and, like, get with him. 1073 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:50,125 But we... 1074 00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:52,250 But we hate them, don't we? 1075 00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:55,000 No. I'm sick of being a little kid. I'm not a kid. 1076 00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:57,666 I'm not a kid. I'm supposed to be a fucking genius. 1077 00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:02,291 So we're doing that, then? You want to do that? 1078 00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:04,791 Yeah. Together. 1079 00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:09,458 You're not gonna get, like, 1080 00:59:09,541 --> 00:59:12,208 scared or something if we do that? 1081 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:13,625 No. 1082 00:59:13,708 --> 00:59:14,833 We do it together. 1083 00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:16,291 At the same time. 1084 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:20,208 Go to that cool bit of the canal and we do it there. 1085 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:22,375 Right. 1086 00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:24,291 Great. 1087 00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:26,875 Great, great. 1088 00:59:27,291 --> 00:59:28,291 Great. 1089 00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:37,791 LYSANDER [In distance]: Thy threats have no more strength 1090 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,583 than her weak... 1091 00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:43,375 [Gentle piano music] 1092 01:00:43,541 --> 01:00:46,166 [Music fades] 1093 01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:49,166 [Boys chatter] 1094 01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:51,375 Oh my God, they're just there. 1095 01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:56,458 Hello. 1096 01:00:57,541 --> 01:00:59,875 [Sleazy]: Hello ladies. 1097 01:01:00,916 --> 01:01:02,500 Can you help us down? 1098 01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:06,083 [Birds chirp] 1099 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:11,666 [Other boys chatter under their breath] 1100 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:17,333 - OBERON: Ah, there you go. - MINNA: Thanks. 1101 01:01:20,625 --> 01:01:22,250 MINNA: Can one of you help Flic? 1102 01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:23,416 [Boys hum and haw] 1103 01:01:24,583 --> 01:01:25,625 MINNA: Oh. 1104 01:01:27,708 --> 01:01:29,958 OBERON: Come on, let's go. 1105 01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:34,166 FLIC: Minna... 1106 01:01:34,833 --> 01:01:36,500 - Will Clare Deacon be there? - No. 1107 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:38,750 FLIC: What? That's where she does her stuff. 1108 01:01:38,833 --> 01:01:39,750 [Minna shushes her] 1109 01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:42,291 OBERON: Come on lovers, hath no fear. 1110 01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:45,166 [Water burbles, crows caw] 1111 01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:49,000 MINNA: Oh, thanks. 1112 01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:58,125 - OBERON: Don't fall. - BOY: Oh, my God. 1113 01:01:58,208 --> 01:02:00,375 - Don't fall, don't fall! - He's going, he's going! 1114 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:02,958 - [The boys laugh] - OBERON: Ohhhhh! 1115 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:04,541 Don't fall! Don't fall! Don't fall! 1116 01:02:04,625 --> 01:02:06,041 No, no, no, drat, drat, drat! 1117 01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:07,666 - No, drat, drat, no! - [Flic screams] 1118 01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:09,625 Fuck, fuck, stop screaming! 1119 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:11,041 - FLIC: Minna! - Stop screaming! 1120 01:02:11,125 --> 01:02:12,541 [The boys laugh] 1121 01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:17,458 [They chuckle] 1122 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:21,416 - BOY: Trot along, mate. - BOTTOM: Oh, God. [Groans] 1123 01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:23,791 OBERON: Come on, mate. One at a time. 1124 01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:25,833 LYSANDER: Steady. [Chuckles] 1125 01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:27,125 OBERON: Come on, man. 1126 01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:30,375 [The boys laugh] 1127 01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,291 [Mimicking]: Drat, drat, oh drat! 1128 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,416 [They laugh] 1129 01:02:34,791 --> 01:02:36,083 You're a bellend. 1130 01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:37,333 OBERON: You're a little bitch! 1131 01:02:37,416 --> 01:02:38,833 Fuck off J-- J-Jeb. 1132 01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:42,708 All right, all right. Calm down. We have guests. 1133 01:02:44,333 --> 01:02:47,208 [Water burbles, crows caw] 1134 01:02:47,291 --> 01:02:49,833 [Sheep bleat] 1135 01:02:57,375 --> 01:03:01,000 S-- so, if you had a crazy golf course, 1136 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:03,708 what would you do to make it crazy? 1137 01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:09,458 - What? - [Boys snigger] 1138 01:03:09,541 --> 01:03:12,416 Sorry, I thought that was a good question... 1139 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:13,833 for the group. 1140 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:15,958 [Sarcastic]: Well! 1141 01:03:16,041 --> 01:03:17,666 This is fun. 1142 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,291 [Sheep bleat] 1143 01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:25,875 MINNA: So you're like a proper actor, then? 1144 01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:27,375 OBERON: I mean, that's the plan, I guess. 1145 01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:28,583 If the universe will have me. 1146 01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:30,208 - [Minna giggles] - When I did Prospero, 1147 01:03:30,291 --> 01:03:32,416 our teacher gave us some really insightful notes. 1148 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,541 Really? 1149 01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:36,833 I guess your school doesn't do a lot of proper productions? 1150 01:03:36,916 --> 01:03:38,875 MINNA: No, not really, no. 1151 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:41,500 Sometimes I don't think your teacher's that good on text. 1152 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:42,625 [Minna giggles] 1153 01:03:42,708 --> 01:03:44,583 [Loudly]: Do you think you're good at acting? 1154 01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:47,250 We're playing the main part. 1155 01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:48,541 Do you think you deserve them? 1156 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:50,250 What part are you playing again? 1157 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:56,708 I'm gonna get better stones. 1158 01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:58,416 Who wants to come with me? 1159 01:03:59,416 --> 01:04:02,375 [Crows caw, sheep bleat] 1160 01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:04,250 OBERON: Come on. 1161 01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:05,958 Someone go with her. 1162 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,541 For God's sake. 1163 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,458 [Water burbles] 1164 01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:13,333 [Sheep bleats] 1165 01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:20,750 I'll go. 1166 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:23,666 OBERON: There we go. How lovely. 1167 01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:25,583 Thank God. 1168 01:04:25,666 --> 01:04:28,166 LYSANDER: Ooh. Is the donkey gonna get off with a mound? 1169 01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:29,250 [The boys snigger] 1170 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,750 OBERON: She always like that? 1171 01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:33,833 MINNA: Yeah. No. Sort of. I don't know. 1172 01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,458 OBERON: Go on, get that mound. 1173 01:04:35,541 --> 01:04:37,083 Aren't you gonna, like, hold out your hand? 1174 01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:39,041 LYSANDER [Sings]: Donkey and the mound sitting in a tree... 1175 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,875 OBERON: F, U, C, K, I, N, G! 1176 01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:44,458 [They all laugh] 1177 01:04:44,541 --> 01:04:46,458 MINNA: That was mean. [Chuckles] 1178 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:48,750 OBERON: Go on my son! 1179 01:04:48,833 --> 01:04:50,208 LYSANDER: Watch out, he's gonna pounce! 1180 01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:51,708 Why aren't you doing anything? 1181 01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:56,333 Have you even ever got with anyone? 1182 01:04:56,791 --> 01:04:57,875 Yes. 1183 01:04:58,875 --> 01:04:59,708 Have you? 1184 01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:01,666 Yes. 1185 01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:03,875 You guys having fun over there? 1186 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:05,541 FLIC: No. 1187 01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:09,375 You're a fridge, aren't you? 1188 01:05:18,416 --> 01:05:19,458 No. 1189 01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:22,250 You're the mound, remember? 1190 01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:24,750 Why would anyone want to go with you? 1191 01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:29,083 [Deep rumbling] 1192 01:05:29,791 --> 01:05:31,041 - Alright? - BOTTOM: Yeah. 1193 01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:33,166 LYSANDER: Oh, come on, then. Come on. 1194 01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:34,375 [They laugh] 1195 01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:35,500 Have that! 1196 01:05:36,125 --> 01:05:38,291 - I hit you on that one. - Come on, man. 1197 01:05:38,375 --> 01:05:39,875 - [They grunt] - All right. Woah! 1198 01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:41,333 OBERON: Missed me that time. 1199 01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:42,875 BOTTOM: I hit you then. Come on, admit it. 1200 01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:44,833 OBERON: Come on, Flic, are you going to join in? 1201 01:05:44,916 --> 01:05:47,166 Come on. You're on his side. Come on. 1202 01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:48,416 - BOTTOM: You bellend. - Woah! 1203 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:50,000 BOTTOM: That's cheating! 1204 01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:52,708 [They continue slagging each other off] 1205 01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:54,208 Come on, man. Come on. 1206 01:05:54,291 --> 01:05:55,125 BOTTOM: Oh, yeah? 1207 01:05:56,166 --> 01:05:57,500 [Heavy thud, splash] 1208 01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:00,166 BOTTOM [In pain]: Ahhhh! 1209 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:03,083 - [Voices fade; gentle piano notes] - Oh, fuck! 1210 01:06:03,166 --> 01:06:04,541 OBERON: Are you all right? 1211 01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:05,750 Mate, what the fuck are you doing? 1212 01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:08,166 - BOTTOM: Can someone call my mum? - OBERON: Come on. 1213 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:10,125 Do you want me to come down and help? 1214 01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:12,916 [Sniggering] 1215 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,125 BOY: How romantic! 1216 01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:16,708 TEACHER: Right, I know this is all a bit unexpected, 1217 01:06:16,791 --> 01:06:19,291 but can we please be adults about it? 1218 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:25,583 Minna, you do actually have to be looking at each other. 1219 01:06:25,666 --> 01:06:27,583 [Boys snigger] 1220 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,708 This is love at first sight. There has to be sight. 1221 01:06:32,083 --> 01:06:34,833 So, look at Bottom. 1222 01:06:35,958 --> 01:06:38,083 And Titania says... 1223 01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:41,000 [Emotionless]: Oh, how I love thee. How I dote on thee. 1224 01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:51,416 PHOEBE: Do I have to choose? 1225 01:06:52,041 --> 01:06:54,916 No, you have to stay with me. We're the mounds. 1226 01:06:56,791 --> 01:06:58,916 You're not a mound anymore. 1227 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,333 Yeah, I am. Just don't tell anyone. 1228 01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:04,708 PHOEBE: You're a way better Bottom. 1229 01:07:04,791 --> 01:07:06,666 I'm so glad he broke his leg. 1230 01:07:08,041 --> 01:07:10,041 Like, maybe he was a bit of a twat. 1231 01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:15,791 Oh, my God. Is that so mean that I just said that? 1232 01:07:15,875 --> 01:07:17,416 Hang on. I think I'm going mad or something. 1233 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,000 Am I thick or something? Am I really, really bad? 1234 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,583 I just hate them. I just hate them. 1235 01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:30,333 You know, I probably shouldn't say this, but... 1236 01:07:30,958 --> 01:07:33,083 I'd rather be like you than her. 1237 01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:42,833 You're the best girl in the whole school. 1238 01:07:43,458 --> 01:07:45,958 [Sombre string music] 1239 01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:55,375 [Music turns upbeat and determined] 1240 01:07:56,625 --> 01:07:58,500 CLASSMATE: We're just doing a survey. Have you ever-- 1241 01:07:58,583 --> 01:07:59,625 No. 1242 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:06,666 Miss Delavigne? 1243 01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,416 Yes, Flic? 1244 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,416 FLIC: I really enjoyed doing that essay. 1245 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:15,083 I can tell it was very well researched. 1246 01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:17,041 A little more than I... expected. 1247 01:08:17,125 --> 01:08:18,916 Very good, Flic. 1248 01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:20,875 FLIC: Thanks so much. 1249 01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:28,750 [Upbeat, determined music continues] 1250 01:08:59,416 --> 01:09:01,875 How useful is a source? 1251 01:09:02,291 --> 01:09:05,708 And what can a source 1252 01:09:05,958 --> 01:09:07,250 tell us? 1253 01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:11,833 And how can we verify its accuracy? 1254 01:09:13,708 --> 01:09:15,458 [Music fades] 1255 01:09:15,541 --> 01:09:17,958 [School bell rings] 1256 01:09:22,541 --> 01:09:25,541 Miss Delavigne, have you got a minute? 1257 01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:26,666 Yes, Flic? 1258 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:29,666 Do you have those pictures of your grandmother, then? 1259 01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:30,833 Sorry? 1260 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:33,250 And maybe pictures of where you grew up? 1261 01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:35,291 Oh, erm... 1262 01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:37,333 Yes. In my... cabin. 1263 01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:39,250 Can I come and see them, then? 1264 01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:42,083 Maybe I could come for tea and we could look at it. 1265 01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,708 We could do some extra geography 1266 01:09:43,791 --> 01:09:46,250 and look at all your photos and keep, like, 1267 01:09:46,333 --> 01:09:48,250 talking about New Zealand. 1268 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:51,750 Well, erm, OK, then. 1269 01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:52,875 [Chuckles] 1270 01:09:53,333 --> 01:09:56,375 It's lovely you've taken 1271 01:09:56,458 --> 01:09:59,083 such an active interest in geography. 1272 01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:03,541 [McAlmont & Butler's "Falling" plays, an upbeat rock song] 1273 01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:23,625 ♪ Feeling lost and I don't wanna be here 1274 01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:31,125 ♪ Burning up inside the atmosphere 1275 01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:39,041 ♪ If I should spread my wings I could fly away 1276 01:10:39,583 --> 01:10:46,000 ♪ But I don't wanna stay up here all night 1277 01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:53,541 ♪ And if you take my hand 1278 01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:57,041 ♪ You could take command 1279 01:10:58,041 --> 01:11:03,666 ♪ Can't you hear me calling I'm falling 1280 01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:09,250 ♪ Won't you take my hand? 1281 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,583 ♪ Won't you understand... ♪ 1282 01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:16,166 [Song fades out] 1283 01:11:20,166 --> 01:11:21,416 MINNA: What are you doing, Flic? 1284 01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:23,083 The project. Obvs. 1285 01:11:23,166 --> 01:11:24,875 Are you going in the cabin? 1286 01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,041 Yeah. 1287 01:11:26,666 --> 01:11:28,875 Are you seriously going in the cabin? 1288 01:11:28,958 --> 01:11:31,291 Yes. In the cabin. I got invited to the cabin. 1289 01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:34,583 Am I coming? 1290 01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:37,750 Only it was sort of my idea. 1291 01:11:37,833 --> 01:11:40,916 And it's a bit crap of you to go off and do it without me. 1292 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:44,250 - Well, you got distracted. - Well, I'm here now. 1293 01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:45,791 You were slagging about all over that lot. 1294 01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:47,208 I'm here now. 1295 01:11:58,291 --> 01:12:01,041 If you're gonna come, you have to give me your scrunchie. 1296 01:12:01,916 --> 01:12:04,750 [Intriguing music] 1297 01:12:14,125 --> 01:12:16,541 What are we gonna do when we're in there? 1298 01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:19,416 I don't know. Not geography. 1299 01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:35,166 [Music fades and echoes] 1300 01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:41,625 [Slow string music] 1301 01:12:52,833 --> 01:12:54,208 Are you nervous? 1302 01:12:55,583 --> 01:12:56,833 [Door unlocks] 1303 01:12:58,458 --> 01:12:59,958 Oh, Minna? 1304 01:13:00,041 --> 01:13:02,791 - Minna came. - I wanted to see, too. 1305 01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:05,375 I love geography, too. 1306 01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:09,791 Oh... Yes, that's great. Lovely. 1307 01:13:09,875 --> 01:13:12,250 Erm, come in, come in. 1308 01:13:15,291 --> 01:13:17,833 Sh-- shoes off. That's OK. 1309 01:13:19,291 --> 01:13:23,458 [Kettle whistles] 1310 01:13:26,250 --> 01:13:28,208 [To herself]: Let's just get this all... 1311 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:30,333 Ready. 1312 01:13:30,416 --> 01:13:31,833 [Kettle stops whistling] 1313 01:13:33,458 --> 01:13:34,791 And, erm... 1314 01:13:36,916 --> 01:13:39,375 It's lovely to have someone take an interest. 1315 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:41,500 You can see the, erm... 1316 01:13:42,375 --> 01:13:44,875 jewellery's all over her, can't you? 1317 01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:46,583 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1318 01:13:46,666 --> 01:13:48,041 She looks like ya. 1319 01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:49,500 Oh, you think so? 1320 01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:51,875 That's good. 1321 01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:56,416 She's beautiful. 1322 01:13:57,416 --> 01:13:58,458 [Contented sigh] 1323 01:13:59,708 --> 01:14:01,208 Did you know her? 1324 01:14:01,958 --> 01:14:03,041 Er... 1325 01:14:04,666 --> 01:14:06,791 Not really. [Chuckles] 1326 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:09,625 I thought, erm, she was a bit scary. 1327 01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:10,750 [Chuckles] 1328 01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:12,166 I guess I'm a bit disappointed 1329 01:14:12,250 --> 01:14:14,291 in myself for that now. 1330 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:16,083 Did she ever visit you here? 1331 01:14:16,375 --> 01:14:20,250 Oh, erm, no. God knows she wouldn't ever come here. 1332 01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:24,500 - So who's-- - What about your grandad? 1333 01:14:24,583 --> 01:14:25,625 No. 1334 01:14:26,041 --> 01:14:27,708 No, erm... 1335 01:14:27,791 --> 01:14:31,041 I don't think they had a very 1336 01:14:31,125 --> 01:14:34,083 - happy sort of marriage-- - I hate boys. 1337 01:14:43,916 --> 01:14:45,291 Where are you in these? 1338 01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:48,083 Oh... 1339 01:14:48,916 --> 01:14:51,541 Well, these are... 1340 01:14:51,625 --> 01:14:54,875 mostly of my fam-- family, but... 1341 01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:56,000 Oh, well... [Chuckles] 1342 01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:58,833 if you see a little shrub on legs... 1343 01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:03,333 erm, next to her brother, that's a little, er... 1344 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:05,916 me. 1345 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,791 - There she is. - Little shrub. 1346 01:15:09,291 --> 01:15:10,708 So sweet. 1347 01:15:13,625 --> 01:15:14,750 Hmm. 1348 01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:19,916 It's fine if we call you Rosalind, isn't it? 1349 01:15:22,458 --> 01:15:24,208 That's your name, isn't it? 1350 01:15:25,541 --> 01:15:26,916 Rosalind? 1351 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:30,875 [Exhales sharply] 1352 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:34,375 What is it, you two? 1353 01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:39,958 What is it you want? 1354 01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:52,291 [Gentle, intriguing music slowly swells] 1355 01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:21,041 [Shrilly]: Gracious! 1356 01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:23,500 [Stunned]: Gracious... Gracious. 1357 01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:25,041 Gracious, oh... 1358 01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:27,916 Oh, Minna you have to go. Now. 1359 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,500 Flic, you go too. 1360 01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:30,583 Now. 1361 01:16:30,666 --> 01:16:31,708 Get out! 1362 01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:38,666 [Music ebbs] 1363 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:41,333 Minna, was it fantastic? 1364 01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:44,708 Minna? Was it? 1365 01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:47,375 Tell me. 1366 01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:48,666 Minna? 1367 01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:51,333 Minna! 1368 01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:56,916 [Music swells] 1369 01:17:01,041 --> 01:17:03,416 LYSANDER: O most courageous day! 1370 01:17:04,083 --> 01:17:06,500 O most happy hour! 1371 01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:09,375 Let us hear, sweet Bottom. 1372 01:17:10,916 --> 01:17:12,750 [Music fades] 1373 01:17:13,916 --> 01:17:16,375 Let us hear, sweet Bottom. 1374 01:17:37,958 --> 01:17:39,958 [Emphasised]: Let us hear, sweet Bottom! 1375 01:17:43,208 --> 01:17:44,708 I have... 1376 01:17:45,291 --> 01:17:47,625 I've had a most rare vision. 1377 01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:49,541 Methought I was... 1378 01:17:55,041 --> 01:17:57,083 There is no man can tell what. 1379 01:18:00,291 --> 01:18:02,208 [Intriguing music swells] 1380 01:18:04,166 --> 01:18:06,250 OBERON: Be as thou wast want to be. 1381 01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:08,916 And see as thou wast want to see. 1382 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:16,750 My Oberon! What visions I have seen. 1383 01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:18,708 Methought I was enamoured of an ass. 1384 01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:19,833 [Crowd laughs] 1385 01:18:19,916 --> 01:18:22,666 How mine eyes do loathe his visage now... 1386 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:24,583 [All laugh] 1387 01:18:26,791 --> 01:18:29,500 - Come, my lord. - OBERON: Come, my queen. 1388 01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:31,833 Take hands with me and rock the ground 1389 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:33,958 whereon these sleepers be. 1390 01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:38,333 [Crowd applauds and cheers] 1391 01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:44,166 [Sombre flourish] 1392 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:46,583 [Pop music plays from speakers] 1393 01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:51,250 [They chatter and laugh] 1394 01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:07,166 [Song continues in distance] 1395 01:19:10,958 --> 01:19:12,000 DEMETRIUS: Flic. 1396 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:18,625 Are you OK? 1397 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:25,250 You were really good. 1398 01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:28,250 No, I wasn't. 1399 01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:29,833 Why are you talking to me? 1400 01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:39,708 Will you go out with me? 1401 01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:44,666 No, I don't have time. 1402 01:19:46,375 --> 01:19:47,875 OK, fine. 1403 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,416 Sorry. 1404 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:01,291 You can kiss me, though. We can get that out the way. 1405 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,416 Can I tell people? 1406 01:20:34,916 --> 01:20:35,958 [Cup scrunches] 1407 01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:40,625 [Soft string music] 1408 01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:46,583 Rosalind! 1409 01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:50,166 [She sobs quietly] 1410 01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:56,000 It was me, wasn't it? Wasn't it me? 1411 01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:57,583 [Music cuts out] 1412 01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:20,416 [Soft, sombre music] 1413 01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:36,166 [Music fades] 1414 01:21:40,291 --> 01:21:43,125 [Gentle tinkling music] 1415 01:22:02,958 --> 01:22:05,125 [Crows caw in distance] 1416 01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:10,416 PHOEBE: Apparently, our new geography teacher's a man. 1417 01:22:10,500 --> 01:22:12,000 Isn't that crazy? 1418 01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:14,625 [Music continues] 1419 01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:18,791 It's sad, isn't it? 1420 01:22:20,291 --> 01:22:22,458 She's quitting lacrosse this year. 1421 01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:24,625 Did you know? 1422 01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:30,333 GIRLS [Sing]: All things bright and beautiful 1423 01:22:30,416 --> 01:22:34,250 All creatures great and small 1424 01:22:34,791 --> 01:22:38,250 All things wise and wonderful 1425 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:41,791 The Lord God made them all 1426 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:46,041 Each little flow'r that opens 1427 01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:49,791 Each little bird that sings 1428 01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:54,500 He made their glowing colours 1429 01:22:54,583 --> 01:22:58,458 He made their tiny wings 1430 01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:02,250 All things bright and beautiful 1431 01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:05,541 All creatures great and small 1432 01:23:06,791 --> 01:23:10,041 All things wise and wonderful 1433 01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:14,625 [They call and shout] 1434 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,250 MINNA: Hi. 1435 01:23:33,333 --> 01:23:34,375 Hi. 1436 01:23:37,333 --> 01:23:38,958 How was summer? 1437 01:23:39,041 --> 01:23:40,833 We went to Lanzarote. 1438 01:23:41,541 --> 01:23:42,958 That's amazing. 1439 01:23:43,041 --> 01:23:45,250 It was. It was crazy. 1440 01:23:46,416 --> 01:23:47,625 You? 1441 01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:50,583 I'm really sorry. 1442 01:23:50,958 --> 01:23:52,291 What? Why? 1443 01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:53,791 The project. 1444 01:23:54,583 --> 01:23:56,375 Everything went wrong. I'm sorry. 1445 01:23:56,458 --> 01:23:57,875 That doesn't matter. 1446 01:23:58,625 --> 01:23:59,958 It was your idea anyway. 1447 01:24:03,750 --> 01:24:05,208 That was all so sad. 1448 01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:11,750 Are you-- 1449 01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:14,708 Are-- are you going out with Oberon, then? 1450 01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:16,458 Oberon? 1451 01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:20,708 Oh my God. No. No. 1452 01:24:21,250 --> 01:24:22,791 I hate boys. 1453 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,625 I hated doing that play. 1454 01:24:24,708 --> 01:24:25,833 I hated them. 1455 01:24:26,875 --> 01:24:27,916 Oh. 1456 01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:30,583 Adam's in sixth form. 1457 01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:35,333 What about exams? 1458 01:24:36,791 --> 01:24:38,208 Oh my God, Flic. 1459 01:24:39,125 --> 01:24:40,833 You're so funny. 1460 01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:42,333 Forgot how funny you are. 1461 01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:49,666 I'm really sorry, 1462 01:24:49,750 --> 01:24:52,583 and I know it's weird maybe to do this now in September 1463 01:24:52,666 --> 01:24:55,250 'cause there's not a natural term break or anything, but... 1464 01:24:55,333 --> 01:24:57,916 just checking you know we're not best friends now. 1465 01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:01,375 Oh. 1466 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:07,583 [Softly]: I would have done anything in the whole world for... 1467 01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:09,000 Erm, you know... 1468 01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:10,125 you. 1469 01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:23,166 It's exam year, and I'm a prefect now, and... 1470 01:25:23,250 --> 01:25:25,083 you're kind of distracting. 1471 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,208 So... 1472 01:25:27,041 --> 01:25:28,458 Yeah, so... 1473 01:25:34,416 --> 01:25:35,458 I mean... 1474 01:25:41,083 --> 01:25:42,541 I mean, OK. 1475 01:25:44,791 --> 01:25:46,000 I don't mind. 1476 01:26:01,791 --> 01:26:03,458 OK. Thank you. 1477 01:26:18,458 --> 01:26:22,958 [Soft, melancholic piano music] 1478 01:26:51,250 --> 01:26:57,166 [Music swells and turns more sentimental] 1479 01:27:54,375 --> 01:27:57,916 [The Magnetic Fields' "The Book of Love" plays, a slow, nostalgic song]