1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,169 - I have a gun! - Wait, now try to do it. 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:07,549 - I have a gun. - Can you put the child lock on? 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,052 - I did. - Clearly, you didn't. 4 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:11,845 - I have a-- - I have a gun. 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,224 OK, this is getting out of control. 6 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,891 I'm so excited. 7 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:19,853 I'm really excited about you guys coming to Kansas City. 8 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,898 It'll be a blast. We'll have a lot of fun. 9 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,357 Me and my mom are planning to 10 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,275 go to Kansas City to visit Sammi. 11 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,904 We kill two birds with one stone, sing happy birthday to 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:32,407 Mom, and plan out the wedding. - We could do that. 13 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,244 - What's going on? - Got an email, so that's good. 14 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,411 OK. 15 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,915 I work for the federal government, and I put in for 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,208 a temporary assignment. 17 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,584 - So... - One step closer. 18 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:46,338 Which would mean I would be back a week before her wedding. 19 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,465 Oh, Lord. 20 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:52,301 OK, so tomorrow, dress shopping. 21 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,262 Can you twerk in a dress? 22 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,804 Are you gonna be on the dance floor? 23 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:55,931 I don't know how to twerk. 24 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,890 - But I'm gonna learn. - You don't want to-- 25 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,725 oh, no, you're not gonna learn how to twerk. - Oh my gosh, Lynn! 26 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,644 There's less than four months left, 27 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,188 so we have to find a dress tomorrow. 28 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,568 - This is amazing. - This is a beautiful start. 29 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,778 We're looking at less than, I don't know, 30 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,697 100 days at this point. 31 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,574 It's Allen. 32 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,286 - Oh, girl. It's getting real. - Mm-hmm-- mm-hmm! 33 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:20,830 So there's no way that I'm gonna step on her spirits 34 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,792 with the news that her dad may not be around to help 35 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,962 his baby girl plan for the biggest day of her life. 36 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,646 Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. 37 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,607 - OK, are you ready to see? - Yes. 38 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,694 Ah! 39 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:52,946 Is that Allen? 40 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,989 Yeah, he just wants to know how dress shopping is going. 41 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,993 "I have a job update. Call me when you can." 42 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,495 Well, I'm not gonna call him right now. 43 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:06,292 We are here at Hayley Paige's dress shop studio looking for 44 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,629 the wedding dress of Baylen's dreams. 45 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:12,340 And now Allen sent me a text that he has an update about 46 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,800 his job, but I'm not gonna leave it this appointment 47 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,512 because it is, like, top-notch importance 48 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,013 to find the dress today. 49 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,642 At this point, if she doesn't find something soon, 50 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,644 she is not gonna get the dress of her dreams. 51 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:24,770 She's going to have to settle. 52 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,481 I'll just call when we get back to the hotel. 53 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,249 - Well, hello. - Oh. 54 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,251 - This is my favorite dress. - Hello. 55 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,921 I love the waistline. I love the sleeves. 56 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,132 - They're even detachable. - I love the sleeves. 57 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,218 Like, I feel like a bride. 58 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,386 Oh, you're-- you're a briding. 59 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,679 You're a briding. 60 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,515 As far as I'm concerned, like, this could be the one. 61 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:05,060 It just fit her so beautiful, and it matches the venue. 62 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,522 It looks kind of like that old-money elegance, 63 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:12,025 estately feel to it. And it also looks very bridal. 64 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,528 Goddamn! 65 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,738 JB does crystal meth with Joe Biden. 66 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,906 When you're dropping it, are you dropping it? 67 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,282 OK, we're dropping it. 68 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,744 Oh, and we're doing dance moves in the drop. 69 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:23,870 Can do it all. 70 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,083 - No. - No. 71 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,584 I'm gonna take dance lessons with this one, 72 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:32,379 and we're gonna be... 73 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:33,755 - On the floor. - Yeah. 74 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,925 We might drop it low or just drop to the floor. 75 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,217 Break a hip, blow a knee, 76 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,260 but we're gonna give it a whirl. 77 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,762 Oh, my bejesus, don't say that. 78 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,973 OK, I think we should try on the next one. 79 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:44,975 - Let's do it, ready? - Uh-huh. 80 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,560 I'm so happy she tried that on. 81 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:51,106 That was actually my favorite dress of all dresses 82 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,234 she's tried on thus far, not just today. 83 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,360 Oh, my goodness. 84 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,989 - This is a need. - Here we go. 85 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,867 Oh, my gosh! 86 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,504 It's got a slit in the front. 87 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,131 You look like a bowl of sherbet. 88 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,133 Oh. 89 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,095 I am thrilled to be in this dress. 90 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,431 I really feel like rainbow sherbet and cotton candy 91 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,475 threw up in the best way possible. 92 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,517 I love the layers. 93 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,436 I love how fun it is and how big it is. 94 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,105 - Mm-hmm. - I love how it fits you. 95 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,440 I've already asked for the pricing. 96 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,941 I love the rainbow dress. 97 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,693 It's definitely not walking-down-the-aisle dress, please. 98 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,155 Can we please not walk down the aisle in that dress? 99 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,658 I'll be wearing this at my rehearsal dinner. 100 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,495 - This would be a rehearsal... - Yes. 101 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,331 We did not come here for the rehearsal dress. 102 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:52,208 We didn't come here for the after-party dress. 103 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,460 We've gotta get the aisle dress. 104 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,546 But she's-- Bay's Bay. 105 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,132 And you wouldn't want it shorter? 106 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,008 - No. - You want all of it? 107 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,385 I want the whole fucking thing. 108 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,514 OK, I think we should try on the next one. 109 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,807 - Grab a rainbow. - Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. 110 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,142 - That's next level. - Taste the rainbow. 111 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,645 - Taste the rainbow. - Exactly. Exactly. 112 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,563 - That was fun. - That was such a fun dress. 113 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,232 That's the fun dress. 114 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:21,028 Oh, my God, this is me to a T. Oh, my goodness. 115 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,325 I can hear Bay giggling from here. 116 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,742 Bring it out here. 117 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,202 This is the best thing I've put on. 118 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,162 - Oh, my Lord. - This is the best thing. 119 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,499 - This is the best thing I will own. - Oh, Bay! 120 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,209 Aw! 121 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,547 ♪ This is the moment ♪ 122 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:43,425 ♪ We face the formation ♪ 123 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,011 - Yep. - This is me. 124 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,595 - Oh, it's strapless. - Look-it. 125 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,721 - And pockets. - It has pockets! 126 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,057 - It's got pockets! - Whoo! 127 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,184 It's got pockets! 128 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,186 Perfect. 129 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,521 It could be the after-party dress. 130 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,105 - Yes! - Absolutely. 131 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,439 It could be anything. 132 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,067 I just love this. 133 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,696 Is it satisfying for you, or would it be triggering? 134 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,574 No, this is, like, I feel so comfortable. 135 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,950 I feel like me. I feel fun. 136 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,744 I love the noise. I love that it shimmies. 137 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,247 - Shimmy. - My gosh, you hear the noise all the way around the-- 138 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,957 I love it. 139 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,251 Baylen's definitely getting a little distracted. 140 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:21,297 Are your intentions to get all of these dresses? 141 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,299 No. A girl can only dream about 142 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,301 all of these dresses fitting into her budget. 143 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,386 You're dreaming. 144 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,889 You're dreaming. 145 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,056 How are we feeling? 146 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,893 - Oh, my gosh. - Overwhelmed with beauty. 147 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,226 So I feel like the point of today 148 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,477 is really for you to just be-- 149 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,397 - Suck dick. - Yes, and be in your element. 150 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,774 You know what I mean? And feel like yourself. 151 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,944 Just like every single one of them, I felt like felt like me. 152 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,904 Is that making it harder for you? 153 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,448 Yeah. 154 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,909 There's a lot of things that I liked visually from all 155 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,409 the different dresses, and I'm wondering if 156 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:54,414 we could kind of... mesh them together. 157 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:57,124 I'm picking up what you're putting down. 158 00:06:57,125 --> 00:07:00,252 I know that Hayley sometimes does custom designs, 159 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,755 and never in a million years did I think that I would 160 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,465 ask her for one. 161 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,301 But, I mean, six years ago, my parents were feeding me. 162 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,303 So I never really thought that this day would come 163 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,097 where I'm actually, like, getting out of 164 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:15,517 my parents' house, having a fiancé, getting married. 165 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:18,270 So now that I'm here, getting a dress of my dreams-- 166 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,440 it would just be, like, so special. 167 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,192 Usually when we do custom projects, we make it 168 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,443 about a year in advance. 169 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,653 - Oh, my gosh. - OK. 170 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,656 Four months is not a lot of time. 171 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,823 However, I like a good challenge. 172 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:30,824 I'm gonna come up with something. 173 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,785 - Yes! - And then we can reconvene. 174 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,829 - I love that idea. - But not, like, in a month. 175 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:36,957 But, like, the next couple days. 176 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,667 - Yes. - OK. 177 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,793 - Deal? - Deal. 178 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:46,466 As long as Baylen is responsive and we make some very decisive 179 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,468 decisions over the next few days, 180 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:53,515 this should be very possible, and I am totally up 181 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,848 for the challenge. 182 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:58,477 I don't know if you know this, but I have never felt 183 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,896 more beautiful. Thank you so much. 184 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,357 - Aw. - Thank you so much. 185 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,359 You deserve it. 186 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,322 - You deserve every bit of this. - Thank you so much. 187 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,323 I just want you to feel 188 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,492 exactly unapologetically yourself. 189 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,203 - That is what a great dress does. - Yeah. 190 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,871 I do feel beautiful today, 191 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:21,001 which I've never really felt, if I could just tell 192 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,003 and look back and be like, oh, little Baylen, 193 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,672 just to be like, you can do it, just keep going, 194 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,674 everything's OK. 195 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,386 Because when I was little, I didn't think that, 196 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,680 or when I was a teen, I didn't think that. 197 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,015 So... 198 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,225 yeah. 199 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,393 - Thank you so much. - This was so . 200 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,187 We'll talk soon. 201 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,857 It's a tad gut-wrenching to think that we're leaving here 202 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,651 today without a dress when that was our one goal, 203 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,238 but this is really in Baylen and Hayley's hands 204 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,739 at this point. 205 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,032 - Safe travels. - Thank you! 206 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,117 - My pleasure. - Thank you, Hayley! 207 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,745 Worst case, she wears a sheet to the wedding. 208 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,830 So there's that. 209 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,916 - Thanks, ladies. - Thank you, thank you. 210 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,710 ♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah ♪ 211 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,920 ♪ Oh, ah-ah-ah ♪ 212 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,631 ♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah ♪ 213 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,759 ♪ Oh ♪ 214 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,384 The appointment went really well. 215 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,927 Oh my gosh, it was great. 216 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:17,473 I just have to keep her on track of everything that I want. 217 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,726 You cannot have a lapse in communication with her. 218 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,477 No. No. 219 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,606 Because you're still gonna have to find time to have 220 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,941 a final fitting, so whatever she does and you guys are 221 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,442 going back and forth with, 222 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,069 you've got to, I don't know if... 223 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,905 - Ding-dong ditch that bitch. - ...something she's going to ship up to you. 224 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,240 Or how you guys are going to finagle that. 225 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:38,077 Like, just don't have a lapse of communication with her. 226 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,079 I know. 227 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,416 I know that I can be indecisive with a lot of other things, 228 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,294 but I know for a fact that my wedding dress 229 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,669 needs to get done. 230 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:52,591 So sending these things to Hayley needs to be like, ASAP. 231 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,635 Do you mind if I call your dad back 232 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,303 before we room service or whatever? 233 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:59,264 - OK. - Because he texted me and I never got back to him. 234 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,310 He's probably like, "Hello, it's been like three hours." 235 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,938 On the way back to the hotel, I did tell Baylen that Allen has 236 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,942 put in a temporary job request to Charleston. 237 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,944 It's news to me, but it's also not news to me that 238 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,988 the potential job transfer is going on. 239 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,157 There's a lot of things that come up being in 240 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,619 the government, but it's also disappointing that 241 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:23,330 he could possibly leave right before the wedding. 242 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:26,459 So I really hope that he tells us that it's not happening. 243 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,002 Yeah. 244 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,628 Let me throw him on speaker, and then I'm going to... 245 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,007 - I know. - I'm gonna get this sparkle out of your eye. 246 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,217 Can you turn a little bit? 247 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:36,969 Hey, Al. 248 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,220 Hey. 249 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,304 I got it. 250 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,516 Um, oh, nothing. 251 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:45,185 Mom's just digging for gold in my eyebrow. 252 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,356 I'm gonna climb up here with you, Bay-bay. 253 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,482 Come on over. 254 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,193 It was so much fun. 255 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,237 Super productive day, epic experience. 256 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,826 No, we won't tell you about the style or anything. 257 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,201 Nope. 258 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,912 All right, so tell me about-- you shot me that text when 259 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,207 we were in the middle... - Yeah, tell us about this job update. 260 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,833 - ...of dress shopping. - Let me prepare. 261 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,054 - OK. - Wait, so when would you go down there? 262 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,723 You still don't know? 263 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:29,688 That's really what the biggest concern is-- you getting home 264 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,023 two days before the wedding. 265 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,693 That's a little concerning, I would say. 266 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,238 I still ultimately want to move to Charleston, 267 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,908 but now the temporary assignment is not even in 268 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:45,621 Charleston, and the timeline is tricky, too, because he has 269 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,082 made commitments building up to the wedding to be part of 270 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,126 making the golf course. He is her hands. 271 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,589 There's absolutely concerns because I want this day like... 272 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:59,427 anybody else wants their kid to have the most precious day of 273 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,595 their life and their memory and share it with everyone 274 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:02,931 that they love. 275 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,600 And it's hard to do that when it's out of my control. 276 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:07,602 So... 277 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,148 All right. 278 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,069 We're gonna be leaving in the morning. 279 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,239 - Love you. - OK, love you. 280 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,074 - Bye. - OK, bye babe. 281 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,409 - Aye! - Oh, my Lord. 282 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,245 Well, that was interesting. 283 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,248 It's just, like, a big jumble of a mess. 284 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,920 My dad means everything to me, and it would be really 285 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,256 devastating if he wouldn't be there leading up to 286 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,839 the big days of the wedding. 287 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,675 Him and my mom are my best friends, 288 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,803 and I just don't want him to go. 289 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,269 Dude, I've never used a saw before. 290 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,980 - Ever? - No, I've never used a saw before. 291 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,106 I have this thing called Tourette's syndrome. 292 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,650 - How do you get out of school? - Like that? 293 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,985 - Yeah. - This is actually the stupidest thing I've ever seen 294 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,779 in my life. - God damn! 295 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,447 You're-- 296 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,366 Increase that dick, because I have a gun. 297 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,952 - Regarding... - Suck a dick. 298 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,286 Goddamn. 299 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,705 I don't think Baylen's ever done two trips 300 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,331 so close together. 301 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:14,460 So there's always a chance that her anxiety creeps back in. 302 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,014 Let me out. Let me out right now. 303 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,016 - Open the door. Goddamn. - Hey, Bay. 304 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,605 ♪ Never felt so good with you next to me ♪ 305 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:38,192 ♪ That look in your eyes is charming me ♪ 306 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,029 ♪ I could see myself through new sight ♪ 307 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,281 - Hey, babe. - Hey, babe. 308 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,951 - You have a good trip? - I did have a good trip. 309 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,953 It was really fun. 310 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,914 Got to try on a lot of different dresses. 311 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:57,085 - Did you find the dress? - No, I didn't find the dress. 312 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,755 Hayley is going to... 313 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,382 make me my dress. 314 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:05,595 I think it's pretty wild that she gets to have a custom-- 315 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,473 She gets to have a custom wedding dress. 316 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,934 I'm so blessed and so lucky and so grateful, 317 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,728 especially since I'm four months out from the wedding. 318 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,105 There you go. 319 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,648 And I really loved two other dresses, but I didn't get them. 320 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,568 I was just so happy the whole time, just like, that was me 321 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,570 the whole time I was there. 322 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,823 Everything fit, everything zipped up, so to be 323 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:30,327 able to try on dresses and feel confident and like, even just 324 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,913 call myself pretty was just... 325 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,252 Like, it was just all I honestly really wanted. 326 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,171 I've never really felt beautiful before. 327 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,634 Really haven't until going there, but, I know that 328 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,593 we have a budget, and I don't want to go over 329 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,970 the budget, so... 330 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,599 Hearing Baylen say that she found three dresses 331 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,476 and that she actually felt beautiful makes me happy, 332 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,521 because that's how I see her every day, and I'm very 333 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,148 glad that Baylen's keeping the budget in mind, 334 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,359 but at the end of the day, you just want to give 335 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,737 your future wife whatever she wants on her big day. 336 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,490 There's a lot of things that we still need to figure out 337 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,282 with the wedding, though. Like, I still have-- 338 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,160 Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. 339 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,663 I still-- I still have to get my tux. 340 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,497 Suck George Washington's dick. 341 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,833 - Are you-- - What color are you going for? 342 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,168 Well, I don't know. I got to figure out 343 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,128 if I want a tux or a suit. 344 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,213 - And then what color? - What's the difference? 345 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,424 I don't know. 346 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,219 This is the type of stuff they need to be teaching in 347 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,638 school instead of algebra. 348 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,350 So are you looking forward to your Kansas trip? 349 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,560 Mm-hmm. 350 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,355 Short turnaround, but yeah, I need to unpack and then 351 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,648 basically repack. 352 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,984 For the past two years, me and my mom have flown out to 353 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,821 Kansas to celebrate my mom's birthday with Sammi. 354 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,240 I'm really excited to go to Kansas, but travel can take 355 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,034 a lot out of me, and I've never 356 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,620 traveled back-to-back like this, ever. 357 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,832 I want to go to Sammi's in Kansas because I think that 358 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,376 it's really important with the fact that she's traveled 359 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,668 out here a lot. 360 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:05,006 I feel like it's just really important that I also make 361 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,048 an effort to let her know that 362 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,050 we can also come out and see her. 363 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,887 So we're gonna celebrate my mom's birthday 364 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,013 while we're in Kansas. 365 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,017 Sammi sucks a lot of dick. She hates when I say that. 366 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,562 But then we're also gonna plan my bridal shower. 367 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,897 All right. 368 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,440 Since everything that happened with the bachelor-bachelorette 369 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:27,861 trip with Sammi, I would say that I'm a little nervous to 370 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,029 meet with her. 371 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,865 While this is a trip to do bridal shower 372 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,700 and wedding planning, and also, of course, 373 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,202 because my mom's birthday, 374 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,746 it's also very important to me that... 375 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,541 I talk with my sister and we kind of get things 376 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,044 back to how they used to be. 377 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,258 Don't look at me while I do it. 378 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,264 ♪ Ooh, ooh, whee-ooh ♪ 379 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,099 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 380 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,560 ♪ Ooh-ooh, whee-ooh ♪ 381 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,062 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 382 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,732 ♪ Ooh-ooh, whee-ooh ♪ 383 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,566 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 384 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,069 All right, guys, let's go. 385 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,863 I'll bring these out so you guys can-- 386 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,949 Just put it up here with me. All right. 387 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:17,078 Me and my mom fly out to Kansas tomorrow, but I wanted to come 388 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,913 over to my parents' house for the day 389 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,290 to build a mini golf course for a cocktail hour 390 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,457 at our wedding. 391 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,752 Colin wishes that he could be here, 392 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,753 but he unfortunately has to work. 393 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,297 With my possible job relocation coming up, I want to 394 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,760 get as much done for this wedding as I possibly can. 395 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,636 - I love you so much. - I love you too. 396 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,263 If I look at you again, I'm gonna call you bald, 397 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,431 though, so I'm gonna look this way. 398 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,350 - Bald bitch. - That's all right. 399 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,477 What are we building? 400 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,979 Some mini golf course sets for the wedding. 401 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,690 We're gonna add the pond and the rock wall 402 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,442 and the sand pit and all that? 403 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,152 For what? What rock wall? 404 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,155 Yeah, the mini golf course, has to make it realistic. 405 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,949 - Yeah, so we're adding water. - Oh, I don't know. 406 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,992 - Trees, all the-- - Let's just start with a platform. 407 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,160 - The rainforest... - No. 408 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,290 No. No. 409 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:08,044 But I definitely have some couple ideas of what I want. 410 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,840 - OK, I like this one. - Yeah, we can do that one. 411 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:14,217 OK, let's make this one an L and put love. 412 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,845 And then, OK, we can do that. 413 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,347 Dad, have you ever built a mini golf course before? 414 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,390 - No, but... - He'll be fine. 415 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,017 He carved a nine-foot bear once. 416 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,020 You carved a nine-foot bear once. 417 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,355 - Today's the day. - It's gonna be fun. 418 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,817 I'm definitely looking forward to playing mini golf at the wedding. 419 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,028 I'd say my golf swing is good, but it's not as good as 420 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,740 my baseball swing because I'm, like, the best in the country 421 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,659 at baseball for my age. 422 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,370 Yeah, and for basketball and maybe gymnastics 423 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,538 and lacrosse and hockey. 424 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,333 I'm just naturally good at everything I do. 425 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,002 Get some glasses. 426 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,337 Uh-oh, Bay's cutting. 427 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,214 I mean, what the fuck did I sign up for? 428 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,715 Baylen, you're gonna be good. 429 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,718 - Dad-- - You can just watch on this side for a second, 430 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:59,679 if you want, OK? This is your guide. 431 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,348 The edge of this, follow the line. 432 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,016 - You start this back here. - Am I gonna come over next week 433 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,852 and use the chainsaw? Like, what the fuck are we doing? 434 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,228 Yeah, if you want. 435 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,605 You would want to know all this because you don't want to rely 436 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,566 on everybody else your whole life, right? 437 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,734 So I'm the one that's got to learn 438 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,486 how to use the fucking power saw. 439 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,780 I just don't really think that a power saw and Tourette's 440 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,366 really goes together. 441 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,244 You just don't like machines that can chop your fingers off. 442 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,373 Come here, Bay. This other saw won't be as scary. 443 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:29,085 I would never put any of my kids in harm's way. 444 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,920 I would never put Baylen in harm's way. 445 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,879 There's a guard across the blade on it. 446 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,674 I'm right next to her. We're pretty good. 447 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,886 - What the fuck is this one? - Hold that one up on the end. 448 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,388 This one's easier. 449 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,723 Dude, I've never used a saw before. 450 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,642 - Ever? - Just do this. 451 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,728 Yeah-- no, I've never used a saw before. 452 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,104 I have this thing called Tourette's syndrome. 453 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,856 How do you get out of school? Look, here. 454 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,942 OK. 455 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,569 - Thumb under. - Goddamn! 456 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,320 Thumb under-- now, with this, 457 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,822 I want you to lift that. - Is that Mom? 458 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,282 - No. - Baylen's here? You're here! 459 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,909 Mom, Dad's got me using saws and shit. 460 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,120 - Take this... - What are you doing? Oh, this is smart. 461 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,621 - Is it on? - Yeah. 462 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,457 - No, it's not on, actually. - No, no, no, no, it's not-- 463 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,626 - Nice. - It's a good thing I came out. 464 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,836 It probably is. 465 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,922 I really don't want to come across as overprotective 466 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:19,175 or like a helicopter parent at all, but clearly she has 467 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:22,595 Tourette's, she has tics, and we have something that, 468 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,975 you know, could kill you. What are we doing? 469 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,769 Building a golf course. 470 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,522 It's important. I love arts and crafts. 471 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,191 - I don't like relying on people. - This is not arts and crafts. 472 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,235 These are power tools. 473 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,362 Well, Dad makes it seem like it's arts and crafts, so. 474 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,990 Like, maybe you could have to do this at some point 475 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,365 in your life? Look at me. 476 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,826 - Am I doing it? - Push down? 477 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,619 - Like that? - Yeah, and then slow. 478 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,455 This is actually the stupidest thing I've ever seen 479 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,456 in my life. - Is your hand out of the way? 480 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,168 Yeah, go ahead. 481 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,295 - A little slow. - I'm more worried about this hand. 482 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,005 I'm more worried about the auxiliary hand. 483 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,380 'Cause that's better than the other one. 484 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,507 Now you can say one of those boards, that I just built 485 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,177 a thing, like, "I cut one of those with a saw." 486 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,677 - Oh, my gosh. - I know, I'm pretty ex-- 487 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,305 - Hey! - I'm excited to say that I actually helped. 488 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,848 Get ready, because you're cutting one too. 489 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,640 - No. - I'm excited to say that I actually helped. 490 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,143 Chase you around with a saw. 491 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,645 Nice and slow, two hands on the drill. 492 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,772 Yep. 493 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,484 Goddamn. Fuck them kids. 494 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,194 Good. 495 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,197 What do you think the weather is in Kansas? 496 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,991 - Probably warmer than this. - No, I'm sure it's cold. 497 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,409 - It's gonna be cold. - I still have to pack. 498 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,369 Have you packed? 499 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,912 - No. - OK. 500 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,246 Do you think you'll be able to finish this 501 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,331 while we're in Kansas? 502 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,542 - Bald bitch-- . - I got this. 503 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,918 - You got this. - I got this. 504 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,504 I'm extremely proud of Baylen for heading out to see Sammi 505 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,714 and celebrating her mom's birthday. 506 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:44,052 Although I do feel a little hesitant going into this trip 507 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:47,014 because it is so quick of a turnaround 508 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,932 coming back from Florida. 509 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,851 I guess we're gonna see how it goes. 510 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,029 Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. 511 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,407 Good job. 512 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,200 For Narnia! 513 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:08,202 And, uh... 514 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,872 Looks really good. 515 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,415 Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. 516 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,791 There. 517 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,544 Little cocksucker. 518 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:20,129 You're only gonna have one little piece like this. 519 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,549 - Screw back on. - That works for me. 520 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,759 That's a good start. This is a lot. 521 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,927 - I love it. - Thank you. 522 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,303 Thank you guys for helping me. 523 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,056 This means a lot because I wanted, like, obviously, 524 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:34,269 like, you guys to help and be as involved as possible. 525 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:37,106 So I appreciate you guys out here and helping. 526 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,774 But on that note, 527 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,903 I have a wedding surprise for the boys. 528 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,114 - Ooh. - Um... 529 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:48,283 Baylen is sending the dogs up in pink cars, like, 530 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,785 up the aisle, and I am a little nervous 531 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,580 what she's gonna ask us, because it could literally be, 532 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,747 like, anything. 533 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,963 No parking. Where's Waldo, motherfucker? 534 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,592 Hardware dick. Eat a little weenie! 535 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,926 A little baby wiener! 536 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,804 If Bay's tics are this bad in the car, I'm a little bit 537 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,266 anxious for when she realizes where we're going. 538 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,101 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh! 539 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,687 I have to go to the bathroom. 540 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:28,032 I have a wedding surprise for the boys. 541 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,574 This means a lot to me. 542 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,868 I want you guys to be a part of my wedding day. 543 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,411 Oh, Lord. 544 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,873 She's had so many wacky wedding ideas. 545 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,832 We're like, wait, what now? 546 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,501 Bring it on. Tell us. 547 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,755 I would like you guys to be... 548 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,468 the ring security guards. 549 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,555 - Fuck yes! - What does that mean? 550 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,556 You guys basically-- 551 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:57,061 so I brought something that you guys would use. 552 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,395 Tasers, guns. 553 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:02,024 No, you guys, you guys will all be in like, black suits. 554 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,608 - Batons? - No, you guys will-- 555 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:04,693 Like actually black suits. 556 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:08,197 Black suits, you guys will have like the ear thing in. 557 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:09,573 - Yes. - Jeez. 558 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:12,408 And you guys get your own briefcase. 559 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,535 - Fuck yes. - Yeah. 560 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,246 I'm still working on ideas for how Tootsie and Fluffy are 561 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,582 gonna stay in the pink cars coming up the aisle. 562 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,418 But Pumpkin is the ring bearer. 563 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,963 There's no way he's staying in that car. 564 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,592 And he's gonna look so handsome in a tux. 565 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:29,760 Let me try on the sunglasses. 566 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,470 - You try on the earpiece. - The rings are this way. 567 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,056 You'd open it up, flip it over to Colin, 568 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,474 and he'd take the rings. - OK. 569 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,809 For Narnia! 570 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,938 Bay has a lot of colorful and different ideas for this 571 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:43,231 wedding, but we are going to look very cool 572 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,232 in all black suits. 573 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,776 You guys will look pretty badass. 574 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,071 Mm-hmm. 575 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:51,906 No, it's a queso fountain. 576 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,452 So you guys have to take this seriously. 577 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:59,456 Oh, my gosh. How can they take that serious? 578 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:02,126 There'll be music in the background that's playing. 579 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,794 Like, you guys will get your own little moment. 580 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,422 - Like, it's gonna be-- - Is this a wedding or a movie? 581 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:10,217 - Actually, it's both. - I guess so. 582 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,762 There's so much, we can't keep up, but it's fun. 583 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:15,931 This is Bay. 584 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,187 - Don't fall. - She better not have anything crazy in mind. 585 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,522 Yeah, there better not be something. 586 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,774 For the two of us walking down the aisle. 587 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,943 We're gonna-- all we can do to get from here to, like, there. 588 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,780 That's the one area I don't want a surprise in. 589 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:34,198 Your father's already gonna have a hard time standing up 590 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,659 from all the tears. 591 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,619 - I love you guys. - Mm! 592 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,958 - I love you guys. - It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. 593 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,725 You excited to go, Fluff? 594 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,643 This morning, me and my mom are 595 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,064 on our way to Kansas to see Sammi. 596 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:11,361 - Look who it is. - The greeting party! 597 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,196 - Hey mom. - Hi, honey. 598 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:15,823 Even though the trip to Florida was easy, I'm gonna 599 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,368 bring Fluffy with me to help me through the airport. 600 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,660 It gives me something to do. 601 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,371 I have something to take care of, and it almost helps, 602 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,666 like, distract my brain, which helps lessen my tics. 603 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,211 Fluff. 604 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,753 Are you excited to go? 605 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,213 Yeah, I'm really excited to see her. 606 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,049 - I am, too. - I'm really excited to hang out and get 607 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,509 wedding planning and just... 608 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,011 be there. I'm a little nervous about flying today, though. 609 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,055 OK. 610 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,516 Just because the trip to Florida was smooth, 611 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,351 every experience is different. 612 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:46,355 So there's always a chance that her anxiety creeps back in, 613 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,566 especially today, because I don't think Baylen's ever done 614 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,236 two trips so close together. 615 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,444 Bye, everybody. 616 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,280 - I love you. - All right, let's do this. 617 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,324 Fucking bitch. 618 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,875 Goddamn! 619 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,585 Fuck you, scumbag. 620 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,089 Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. 621 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:14,967 Pedestrian dick. 622 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:17,803 Marco, polo. 623 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,597 As we get closer to the airport, my tics start to 624 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,727 build up, so it definitely could be a hard travel day. 625 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:26,895 Yeah. 626 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,232 Increase that dick, because I have a gun. 627 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,527 Security check point. 628 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,909 I'm just really nervous. It's OK, I got fluff. 629 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,245 - Got Fluff. - It's looking fine so far, Bay. 630 00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:48,624 Now that we are walking towards the terminal, I can see 631 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:52,753 that it's not crowded, and that is lovely for me. 632 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,425 So I checked my bag, and I'm gonna go through TSA 633 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,801 without disability assistance. 634 00:27:58,802 --> 00:27:59,803 Goddamn! 635 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,933 I have a gun. Pew, pew. 636 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,477 I'm good, how are you? 637 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:08,812 Good. Put your ID-- 638 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,023 Suck a dick.-- goddamn. 639 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:17,695 The TSA agent actually knew who I was from social media, 640 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,615 and he let other people know in the airport that 641 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,158 I have Tourette syndrome. 642 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:25,329 So it definitely-- I have Tourette syndrome, stupid-- 643 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,872 it definitely helped the experience, 644 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,957 to say the least, so. 645 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,294 Now that I'm on the plane, the hardest part of 646 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,544 the trip is over. 647 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,297 Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. 648 00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:00,155 I really want to push through this flight, but I'm sitting in 649 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,741 my seat, and now the engine won't work. 650 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,161 My anxiety is gonna put me through the roof. 651 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:08,038 Let me out. Let me out right now. 652 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:09,164 Open the door. 653 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:12,793 Goddamn. 654 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,975 Goddamn! 655 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,395 It makes me feel terrible to know that he can't start 656 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,772 the engine and that they're having engine difficulties, 657 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,234 and they hope that we can take off. 658 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,194 Yeah, I hope so too. I hope we make it. 659 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:47,159 Hopefully? Hopefully we can get on our way? 660 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,121 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 661 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,248 we have been cleared for departure. 662 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,957 Enjoy your flight. 663 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,960 The pilot started the plane. 664 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:57,462 Gold star. 665 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,839 - To Steve. - Oh my gosh. 666 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,967 I've named him. I've named the pilot Steve. 667 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:11,142 I almost never tell Sammi about any bumps in air travel. 668 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,019 So it definitely triggers her, 669 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,980 and it makes her mind race even more. 670 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,649 So we do not have to disclose 671 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,526 any of these little quips to Sammi. 672 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:26,783 ♪ Maybe this time won't be the same ♪ 673 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:31,955 Sammi, we're coming. We're coming. 674 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,373 We're coming. 675 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,545 Holy fuck. 676 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:42,799 Take a dick, bitch. 677 00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:47,553 - Let the cold begin. - Oh, my gosh. 678 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:50,515 Rideshare pickup is across the street. 679 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,019 I rented a house close to Sammi's apartment because Sammi 680 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:57,229 only has a two-bedroom, plus three women need plenty of 681 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,440 bathroom space to get ready. 682 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,111 ♪ I'm not even ♪ 683 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,577 Oh, you just give me so much love and comfort, Fluff. 684 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,164 She is the sweetest little traveler. 685 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,918 Sammi should be here, I think. She's super close, she said. 686 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:21,045 Oh-- there's a car in the middle of the road. 687 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,839 - So I'm just gonna-- - All right, well... 688 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:23,965 There's Sammi. 689 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,550 - Hi, Sammi. - Hey, Mom. 690 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,053 - Hey, Bay-bay. - I'm so glad to see you. 691 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,888 - OK. - Hurry up, we're cold! 692 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,348 I know, I'm freezing. 693 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:35,267 - OK, OK, OK, let's go inside. - OK. 694 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:38,687 I haven't seen my sister in a long time because her anxiety 695 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,399 and OCD when flying isn't really the best. 696 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,861 So it means everything being able to come and see Sammi 697 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:49,074 and prove to her that I can show up for her in hopes that 698 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,784 we rekindle our relationship. 699 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,413 - All right. - Fluffy, come on. 700 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:57,707 Come on, Fluffy, look. 701 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,210 - Oh, this place is so cute. - Come here! Come here! 702 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,295 - It is cute. - It is the perfect little size. 703 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,048 At some point, we do want to see your apartment, though. 704 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,758 Absolutely. Absolutely. 705 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,428 At least this will give us our own little space. 706 00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,137 Can we let Fluffy and Lucky meet? 707 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,265 The cousins meeting? This is big. 708 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,433 This is big. 709 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,267 Come on Fluff, are you excited, Fluffy? 710 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:17,893 Look, she's gonna spring out of here. 711 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:21,105 - Fluffy! - Oh, what the fuck is she wearing? 712 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,606 - She's in style. - In the airport? 713 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:24,276 - She's in style. - Bay. 714 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:26,736 Oh, my gosh. Fluffy looks so cute. 715 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:29,780 Oh, his tail's wagging. 716 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,157 I don't think she has two brain cells 717 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,117 to put together that she's wearing an outfit, 718 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,661 but she looks so cute. 719 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:36,913 How was the travel? 720 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,122 Travel went great. 721 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:41,126 I didn't get TSA support, and my tics were great. 722 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:42,751 - Good. Yeah. - Goddamn! 723 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,336 Yeah. 724 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:46,756 As someone who also has anxiety while they fly, 725 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:48,340 I'm super proud of Baylen 726 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:51,635 for coming here and that she had a good trip. 727 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,180 I'm really happy, and I'm really excited that she's here. 728 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:55,474 All right, guys. 729 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:57,600 You guys, you guys mingle. 730 00:32:57,601 --> 00:33:01,187 I have not talked to your dad since I landed, So I am 731 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,440 gonna go call your dad. - OK. 732 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,696 Fluff. 733 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,365 We can't be doing that, Fluffo. We have a long night, Fluff. 734 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:15,660 I'm excited that me and mom were able to come and see you. 735 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:18,537 I'm so excited for you guys to be here. 736 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:22,625 I know it takes-- I know I have anxiety, but I know that flying 737 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,211 is just as difficult for you in different ways. 738 00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:27,631 So I appreciate you guys all being able to come out here. 739 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:29,006 Of course. 740 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,217 I'm so excited to wedding plan and get some stuff done 741 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,970 and just have better communication 742 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,306 from the last time. - Yeah. 743 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,310 The bachelor-bachelorette party. 744 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,688 It's just sister things. I don't know. 745 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:49,527 We're two polar opposite people with both big personalities. 746 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,986 We also have, like, our little rough edges. 747 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:52,404 I think you're just nicer than I am, too. 748 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,698 Like, I'm just-- I'm just-- 749 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,241 We just-- well, we're different. 750 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,367 Yeah. 751 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,327 Obviously, I was really bummed to miss the bachelor 752 00:33:58,328 --> 00:33:59,371 and bachelorette party. 753 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:01,206 There was a lot of miscommunication 754 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,707 with Baylen, obviously. 755 00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:06,503 And also the last couple months, or really, the last year of 756 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:11,257 my life has just been kind of a mess with my anxiety 757 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:12,217 and my thoughts. 758 00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:16,179 And, you know, I went through a breakup. 759 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:19,390 I was in a relationship for about two and a half years 760 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,685 and breaking up with somebody, your life kind of just 761 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,187 flips upside down. 762 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,898 So I went through like, um, I think like a, 763 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:30,067 like a life crisis, but I feel like now 764 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,236 I'm in a much better place for sure. 765 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,030 Shit happens sometimes, I don't know. 766 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:36,199 Life happens. 767 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:38,867 So how is therapy going? 768 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:39,911 Therapy is good. 769 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,954 It's kind of just like as needed, maybe like, 770 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:44,206 once a month. - I'm very proud of you 771 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,209 and you've come really far, and... - You're so sweet. 772 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:50,254 you're amazing and you're a badass. - You're so sweet. 773 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:53,258 No, like you're a boss lady. Like you really fucking are. 774 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:55,093 - I love you guys. - But you deserve to hear it, 775 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,802 you do, you're amazing. 776 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,888 You're the only sister I have and you're my bestie 777 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:00,932 for the restie. 778 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,312 Sammi is my younger sister, but there's a lot of 779 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:07,813 different ways that I look up to her. 780 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,316 She's so strong and so independent, 781 00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:12,277 and, like, I could cry. 782 00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:13,736 Um... 783 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:14,738 I just... 784 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:16,740 she's grown so much. 785 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:23,788 I just love Sammi, and she doesn't take time to 786 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:26,708 realize how special she is. 787 00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:28,752 And I know... 788 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,005 that she has as all of these like feelings that she doesn't 789 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:36,593 talk about and seeing her in person, it's just... 790 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:40,096 a lot of emotions, because... 791 00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,474 I know she's going through a lot of emotions 792 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:46,478 and she doesn't show it. She shows it privately, so. 793 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,272 I'm thankful that... 794 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:52,484 you made the trip out here. I'm thankful that... 795 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:55,320 you're my sister, you're my best friend. 796 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,363 - Aw, I love you. - I love you too. 797 00:35:57,364 --> 00:36:00,450 - Can I have a huggy? - Yeah, you can have a huggy. 798 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,993 I love you. 799 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:04,203 My sister means everything to me. 800 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:07,332 She is the best sister in the entire world, and I'm not 801 00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:10,000 just saying that because she's the only one. 802 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:13,045 She is so selfless and caring. 803 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,339 She's just the best sister ever. 804 00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:15,674 I don't know how to explain it. 805 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,174 You wouldn't get it. You wouldn't understand. 806 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:20,177 You wouldn't understand. 807 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,638 So what are we doing tomorrow? 808 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:24,848 Tomorrow we're going to do something memorable. 809 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:28,019 I have a surprise for Baylen and my mom tomorrow, 810 00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:30,855 and Baylen has no idea what's coming to her. 811 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,356 Oh, yay, can't wait. 812 00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:33,399 We're gonna do something 813 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,818 that'll leave just as much of an imprint as... 814 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,569 There's a lot of things that can be memorable. 815 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,823 - ...the Ferris wheel. - There's a lot. 816 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:43,076 Two years ago, we went on the KC wheel. 817 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,579 - We're all gonna die. - So lean into Meemaw. 818 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,500 I think I passed out for a total of all 20 minutes on 819 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:54,212 the Ferris wheel because I'm petrified of heights. 820 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:56,214 Shut up, bitch. 821 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,341 - I think you'll like it. I think you'll be excited. - See... see... 822 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,219 - I'm not excited to go to jail. - I think you'll be excited to go to-- 823 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:04,013 No, it's not-- what? You're not gonna go to jail. 824 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:10,895 I'm very nervous not knowing what I'm stepping into. 825 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,690 There's a lot that takes place when you have tics, 826 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:16,735 and a lot of things that you like to know beforehand. 827 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:20,279 Are we leaving the country? What the fuck are we doing? 828 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,781 I need to be prepared. Do I need my medication? 829 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:26,035 Do I not need my medication? What are we doing? 830 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:28,496 You might leave in tears. 831 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,798 ♪ Can't try to push it out, baby ♪ 832 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,925 ♪ Comes back stronger ♪ 833 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,303 ♪ Comes back screaming ♪ 834 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,263 - Bay-bay! - Yeah? 835 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,432 Come down here. We gotta go. 836 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:51,310 I am so excited to have my mom and Baylen here with me 837 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:52,479 in Kansas City. 838 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,772 Last night we played some board games. 839 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:55,815 We each had a good time. 840 00:37:55,940 --> 00:38:00,110 But the bed situation was fucking terrible. 841 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,280 It was hard as rock. I even did a test. 842 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:08,285 And it did not move. Not good. 843 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,953 - Are we ready? - We're going. 844 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,164 - OK. - We're going. 845 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,289 We're ready? 846 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,374 I brought you a water in case you pass out. 847 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:15,501 Sammi, stop. 848 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:18,003 Baylen and my mom have zero idea 849 00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:19,798 where the surprise is today. 850 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:21,840 I brought you a water in case you pass out. 851 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,133 - What? - Wait, Bay. 852 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,135 - She's trying to induce fear. We're fine. - What? 853 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,348 It's really out of her comfort zone, so I'm really excited. 854 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,848 She's never done this. 855 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:30,849 OK, let's go. 856 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,226 Yeah! 857 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:35,188 I'm very anxious and I'm very nervous to know what Sammi 858 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,816 has in store. My stomach is in my ass. 859 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,485 - Yeah. - Don't be scared. 860 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,654 - Yeah, don't be scared. Don't be scared. - Don't be scared. 861 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:45,364 Meanwhile, Baylen needs a diaper. 862 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:48,158 Nerves affect my tics a lot, especially when I'm super, 863 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,953 super anxious. They make them really bad. 864 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:53,997 Goddamn! A little baby weenie. 865 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,501 It's a little baby weenie. A little baby weenie. 866 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:58,336 Little Joe. Big Joe. 867 00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,879 Big dick. 868 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,714 Little dick. Little baby weenie. 869 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,091 I guess it's a little baby weenie. 870 00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,344 Spotted. Alone in a safari. 871 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,679 An itchy baby weenie. 872 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,349 Goddamn! 873 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,392 I'm so excited! 874 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:15,018 - Are you though? - I'm not. 875 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:18,565 - Baylen is not. - Where's Waldo, motherfucker? 876 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,607 Hardware dick. Suck dick. 877 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,069 Colin sucks a lot of dick. Colin sucked Austin's dick. 878 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,444 Colin sucked George Washington's dick. 879 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,738 - Colin gave Tootsie gonorrhea. - Colin-- oh my gosh. 880 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:29,200 - Colin! - He's doing a lot of sexual things, and I'm not sure... 881 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:30,617 Colin is very sexual. 882 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,329 Yeah, there's a lot of inappropriate action happening. 883 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:36,541 Goddamn! 884 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:40,587 BMO-- bust my ass! Here for you and that dick. 885 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:43,047 Dick. 886 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:45,090 - I'll just put it on . - Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, 887 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:46,759 whoo-hoo-- no parking. 888 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,052 Eat a little weenie. 889 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:51,138 A little baby weenie. Spotted alone in a safari. 890 00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,141 An itchy baby weenie. 891 00:39:54,267 --> 00:39:57,937 If Bay's tics are this bad in the car, I'm a little bit 892 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,565 anxious for when she realizes where we're going. 893 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:07,614 You see where we are, ladies and gentlemen, or...? 894 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,948 - What? - No, I can't see shit, actually. 895 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,617 This is where we are. 896 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:14,453 - Oh my gosh-- . - Oh! 897 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:16,289 Are you kidding me, Sammi? 898 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,458 No way. No way, no way, no way. 899 00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:25,088 It's our day, but it's, like, really her day. 900 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,425 Like, she just went wedding dress shopping. 901 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:30,260 She found three dresses that she absolutely loved, 902 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:33,139 and I just saw, like, how happy she was. 903 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,598 And you want to meet that for her. 904 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,935 Yeah, I don't want her to, like, have to give that up. 905 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,022 I don't understand why we're at a funeral home. 906 00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:46,819 So I set up another little surprise, but there is a twist. 907 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,779 Are you sure you have this right? 908 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,074 - Are we walking into, like, a crime movie? - I don't know, but-- 909 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:55,369 Where I'm at right now, like, with my tics, 910 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:58,623 isn't really where I want to be when we start having kids. 911 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:02,627 - Mm-hmm. - But there's way more than my tics behind the scenes. 912 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,302 Please don't show up in that style. 913 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,054 Going through the color palette and going through 914 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:16,014 the dresses is definitely stressful. 915 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,224 Not that yellow. 916 00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:20,353 If I can't find a colored yellow dress that you like, 917 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:21,980 then why even choose yellow? 918 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,481 There's like millions of 919 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:24,856 yellow dresses out there.--- yeah. 920 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,359 I think you're gonna be fine. 921 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,695 It can't be butter, it can't be this, it can't be that. 922 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,655 I'm the one that's in charge of if you get to wear 923 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,115 that or not. - Bridezilla.