- I have a gun! - Wait, now try to do it.
- I have a gun. - Can you put the child lock on?
- I did. - Clearly, you didn't.
- I have a-- - I have a gun.
OK, this is getting out of control.
I'm so excited.
I'm really excited about you guys coming to Kansas City.
It'll be a blast. We'll have a lot of fun.
Me and my mom are planning to
go to Kansas City to visit Sammi.
We kill two birds with one stone, sing happy birthday to
Mom, and plan out the wedding. - We could do that.
- What's going on? - Got an email, so that's good.
OK.
I work for the federal government, and I put in for
a temporary assignment.
- So... - One step closer.
Which would mean I would be back a week before her wedding.
Oh, Lord.
OK, so tomorrow, dress shopping.
Can you twerk in a dress?
Are you gonna be on the dance floor?
I don't know how to twerk.
- But I'm gonna learn. - You don't want to--
oh, no, you're not gonna learn how to twerk. - Oh my gosh, Lynn!
There's less than four months left,
so we have to find a dress tomorrow.
- This is amazing. - This is a beautiful start.
We're looking at less than, I don't know,
100 days at this point.
It's Allen.
- Oh, girl. It's getting real. - Mm-hmm-- mm-hmm!
So there's no way that I'm gonna step on her spirits
with the news that her dad may not be around to help
his baby girl plan for the biggest day of her life.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
- OK, are you ready to see? - Yes.
Ah!
Is that Allen?
Yeah, he just wants to know how dress shopping is going.
"I have a job update. Call me when you can."
Well, I'm not gonna call him right now.
We are here at Hayley Paige's dress shop studio looking for
the wedding dress of Baylen's dreams.
And now Allen sent me a text that he has an update about
his job, but I'm not gonna leave it this appointment
because it is, like, top-notch importance
to find the dress today.
At this point, if she doesn't find something soon,
she is not gonna get the dress of her dreams.
She's going to have to settle.
I'll just call when we get back to the hotel.
- Well, hello. - Oh.
- This is my favorite dress. - Hello.
I love the waistline. I love the sleeves.
- They're even detachable. - I love the sleeves.
Like, I feel like a bride.
Oh, you're-- you're a briding.
You're a briding.
As far as I'm concerned, like, this could be the one.
It just fit her so beautiful, and it matches the venue.
It looks kind of like that old-money elegance,
estately feel to it. And it also looks very bridal.
Goddamn!
JB does crystal meth with Joe Biden.
When you're dropping it, are you dropping it?
OK, we're dropping it.
Oh, and we're doing dance moves in the drop.
Can do it all.
- No. - No.
I'm gonna take dance lessons with this one,
and we're gonna be...
- On the floor. - Yeah.
We might drop it low or just drop to the floor.
Break a hip, blow a knee,
but we're gonna give it a whirl.
Oh, my bejesus, don't say that.
OK, I think we should try on the next one.
- Let's do it, ready? - Uh-huh.
I'm so happy she tried that on.
That was actually my favorite dress of all dresses
she's tried on thus far, not just today.
Oh, my goodness.
- This is a need. - Here we go.
Oh, my gosh!
It's got a slit in the front.
You look like a bowl of sherbet.
Oh.
I am thrilled to be in this dress.
I really feel like rainbow sherbet and cotton candy
threw up in the best way possible.
I love the layers.
I love how fun it is and how big it is.
- Mm-hmm. - I love how it fits you.
I've already asked for the pricing.
I love the rainbow dress.
It's definitely not walking-down-the-aisle dress, please.
Can we please not walk down the aisle in that dress?
I'll be wearing this at my rehearsal dinner.
- This would be a rehearsal... - Yes.
We did not come here for the rehearsal dress.
We didn't come here for the after-party dress.
We've gotta get the aisle dress.
But she's-- Bay's Bay.
And you wouldn't want it shorter?
- No. - You want all of it?
I want the whole fucking thing.
OK, I think we should try on the next one.
- Grab a rainbow. - Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
- That's next level. - Taste the rainbow.
- Exactly. Exactly.
- That was fun. - That was such a fun dress.
That's the fun dress.
Oh, my God, this is me to a T. Oh, my goodness.
I can hear Bay giggling from here.
Bring it out here.
This is the best thing I've put on.
- Oh, my Lord. - This is the best thing.
- This is the best thing I will own. - Oh, Bay!
Aw!
♪ This is the moment ♪
♪ We face the formation ♪
- Yep. - This is me.
- Oh, it's strapless. - Look-it.
- And pockets. - It has pockets!
- It's got pockets! - Whoo!
It's got pockets!
Perfect.
It could be the after-party dress.
- Yes! - Absolutely.
It could be anything.
I just love this.
Is it satisfying for you, or would it be triggering?
No, this is, like, I feel so comfortable.
I feel like me. I feel fun.
I love the noise. I love that it shimmies.
- Shimmy. - My gosh, you hear the noise all the way around the--
I love it.
Baylen's definitely getting a little distracted.
Are your intentions to get all of these dresses?
No. A girl can only dream about
all of these dresses fitting into her budget.
You're dreaming.
How are we feeling?
- Oh, my gosh. - Overwhelmed with beauty.
So I feel like the point of today
is really for you to just be--
- Suck dick. - Yes, and be in your element.
You know what I mean? And feel like yourself.
Just like every single one of them, I felt like felt like me.
Is that making it harder for you?
Yeah.
There's a lot of things that I liked visually from all
the different dresses, and I'm wondering if
we could kind of... mesh them together.
I'm picking up what you're putting down.
I know that Hayley sometimes does custom designs,
and never in a million years did I think that I would
ask her for one.
But, I mean, six years ago, my parents were feeding me.
So I never really thought that this day would come
where I'm actually, like, getting out of
my parents' house, having a fiancé, getting married.
So now that I'm here, getting a dress of my dreams--
it would just be, like, so special.
Usually when we do custom projects, we make it
about a year in advance.
- Oh, my gosh. - OK.
Four months is not a lot of time.
However, I like a good challenge.
I'm gonna come up with something.
- Yes! - And then we can reconvene.
- I love that idea. - But not, like, in a month.
But, like, the next couple days.
- Yes. - OK.
- Deal? - Deal.
As long as Baylen is responsive and we make some very decisive
decisions over the next few days,
this should be very possible, and I am totally up
for the challenge.
I don't know if you know this, but I have never felt
more beautiful. Thank you so much.
- Aw. - Thank you so much.
You deserve it.
- You deserve every bit of this. - Thank you so much.
I just want you to feel
exactly unapologetically yourself.
- That is what a great dress does. - Yeah.
I do feel beautiful today,
which I've never really felt, if I could just tell
and look back and be like, oh, little Baylen,
just to be like, you can do it, just keep going,
everything's OK.
Because when I was little, I didn't think that,
or when I was a teen, I didn't think that.
So...
yeah.
- Thank you so much. - This was so .
We'll talk soon.
It's a tad gut-wrenching to think that we're leaving here
today without a dress when that was our one goal,
but this is really in Baylen and Hayley's hands
at this point.
- Safe travels. - Thank you!
- My pleasure. - Thank you, Hayley!
Worst case, she wears a sheet to the wedding.
So there's that.
- Thanks, ladies. - Thank you, thank you.
♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Oh, ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Oh ♪
The appointment went really well.
Oh my gosh, it was great.
I just have to keep her on track of everything that I want.
You cannot have a lapse in communication with her.
No. No.
Because you're still gonna have to find time to have
a final fitting, so whatever she does and you guys are
going back and forth with,
you've got to, I don't know if...
- Ding-dong ditch that bitch. - ...something she's going to ship up to you.
Or how you guys are going to finagle that.
Like, just don't have a lapse of communication with her.
I know.
I know that I can be indecisive with a lot of other things,
but I know for a fact that my wedding dress
needs to get done.
So sending these things to Hayley needs to be like, ASAP.
Do you mind if I call your dad back
before we room service or whatever?
- OK. - Because he texted me and I never got back to him.
He's probably like, "Hello, it's been like three hours."
On the way back to the hotel, I did tell Baylen that Allen has
put in a temporary job request to Charleston.
It's news to me, but it's also not news to me that
the potential job transfer is going on.
There's a lot of things that come up being in
the government, but it's also disappointing that
he could possibly leave right before the wedding.
So I really hope that he tells us that it's not happening.
Yeah.
Let me throw him on speaker, and then I'm going to...
- I know. - I'm gonna get this sparkle out of your eye.
Can you turn a little bit?
Hey, Al.
Hey.
I got it.
Um, oh, nothing.
Mom's just digging for gold in my eyebrow.
I'm gonna climb up here with you, Bay-bay.
Come on over.
It was so much fun.
Super productive day, epic experience.
No, we won't tell you about the style or anything.
Nope.
All right, so tell me about-- you shot me that text when
we were in the middle... - Yeah, tell us about this job update.
- ...of dress shopping. - Let me prepare.
- OK. - Wait, so when would you go down there?
You still don't know?
That's really what the biggest concern is-- you getting home
two days before the wedding.
That's a little concerning, I would say.
I still ultimately want to move to Charleston,
but now the temporary assignment is not even in
Charleston, and the timeline is tricky, too, because he has
made commitments building up to the wedding to be part of
making the golf course. He is her hands.
There's absolutely concerns because I want this day like...
anybody else wants their kid to have the most precious day of
their life and their memory and share it with everyone
that they love.
And it's hard to do that when it's out of my control.
So...
All right.
We're gonna be leaving in the morning.
- Love you. - OK, love you.
- Bye. - OK, bye babe.
- Aye! - Oh, my Lord.
Well, that was interesting.
It's just, like, a big jumble of a mess.
My dad means everything to me, and it would be really
devastating if he wouldn't be there leading up to
the big days of the wedding.
Him and my mom are my best friends,
and I just don't want him to go.
Dude, I've never used a saw before.
- Ever? - No, I've never used a saw before.
I have this thing called Tourette's syndrome.
- How do you get out of school? - Like that?
- Yeah. - This is actually the stupidest thing I've ever seen
in my life. - God damn!
You're--
Increase that dick, because I have a gun.
- Regarding... - Suck a dick.
Goddamn.
I don't think Baylen's ever done two trips
so close together.
So there's always a chance that her anxiety creeps back in.
Let me out. Let me out right now.
- Open the door. Goddamn. - Hey, Bay.
♪ Never felt so good with you next to me ♪
♪ That look in your eyes is charming me ♪
♪ I could see myself through new sight ♪
- Hey, babe. - Hey, babe.
- You have a good trip? - I did have a good trip.
It was really fun.
Got to try on a lot of different dresses.
- Did you find the dress? - No, I didn't find the dress.
Hayley is going to...
make me my dress.
I think it's pretty wild that she gets to have a custom--
She gets to have a custom wedding dress.
I'm so blessed and so lucky and so grateful,
especially since I'm four months out from the wedding.
There you go.
And I really loved two other dresses, but I didn't get them.
I was just so happy the whole time, just like, that was me
the whole time I was there.
Everything fit, everything zipped up, so to be
able to try on dresses and feel confident and like, even just
call myself pretty was just...
Like, it was just all I honestly really wanted.
I've never really felt beautiful before.
Really haven't until going there, but, I know that
we have a budget, and I don't want to go over
the budget, so...
Hearing Baylen say that she found three dresses
and that she actually felt beautiful makes me happy,
because that's how I see her every day, and I'm very
glad that Baylen's keeping the budget in mind,
but at the end of the day, you just want to give
your future wife whatever she wants on her big day.
There's a lot of things that we still need to figure out
with the wedding, though. Like, I still have--
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
I still-- I still have to get my tux.
Suck George Washington's dick.
- Are you-- - What color are you going for?
Well, I don't know. I got to figure out
if I want a tux or a suit.
- And then what color? - What's the difference?
I don't know.
This is the type of stuff they need to be teaching in
school instead of algebra.
So are you looking forward to your Kansas trip?
Mm-hmm.
Short turnaround, but yeah, I need to unpack and then
basically repack.
For the past two years, me and my mom have flown out to
Kansas to celebrate my mom's birthday with Sammi.
I'm really excited to go to Kansas, but travel can take
a lot out of me, and I've never
traveled back-to-back like this, ever.
I want to go to Sammi's in Kansas because I think that
it's really important with the fact that she's traveled
out here a lot.
I feel like it's just really important that I also make
an effort to let her know that
we can also come out and see her.
So we're gonna celebrate my mom's birthday
while we're in Kansas.
Sammi sucks a lot of dick. She hates when I say that.
But then we're also gonna plan my bridal shower.
All right.
Since everything that happened with the bachelor-bachelorette
trip with Sammi, I would say that I'm a little nervous to
meet with her.
While this is a trip to do bridal shower
and wedding planning, and also, of course,
because my mom's birthday,
it's also very important to me that...
I talk with my sister and we kind of get things
back to how they used to be.
Don't look at me while I do it.
♪ Ooh, ooh, whee-ooh ♪
♪ All eyes on me ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh, whee-ooh ♪
♪ All eyes on me ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh, whee-ooh ♪
♪ All eyes on me ♪
All right, guys, let's go.
I'll bring these out so you guys can--
Just put it up here with me. All right.
Me and my mom fly out to Kansas tomorrow, but I wanted to come
over to my parents' house for the day
to build a mini golf course for a cocktail hour
at our wedding.
Colin wishes that he could be here,
but he unfortunately has to work.
With my possible job relocation coming up, I want to
get as much done for this wedding as I possibly can.
- I love you so much. - I love you too.
If I look at you again, I'm gonna call you bald,
though, so I'm gonna look this way.
- Bald bitch. - That's all right.
What are we building?
Some mini golf course sets for the wedding.
We're gonna add the pond and the rock wall
and the sand pit and all that?
For what? What rock wall?
Yeah, the mini golf course, has to make it realistic.
- Yeah, so we're adding water. - Oh, I don't know.
- Trees, all the-- - Let's just start with a platform.
- The rainforest... - No.
No. No.
But I definitely have some couple ideas of what I want.
- OK, I like this one. - Yeah, we can do that one.
OK, let's make this one an L and put love.
And then, OK, we can do that.
Dad, have you ever built a mini golf course before?
- No, but... - He'll be fine.
He carved a nine-foot bear once.
You carved a nine-foot bear once.
- Today's the day. - It's gonna be fun.
I'm definitely looking forward to playing mini golf at the wedding.
I'd say my golf swing is good, but it's not as good as
my baseball swing because I'm, like, the best in the country
at baseball for my age.
Yeah, and for basketball and maybe gymnastics
and lacrosse and hockey.
I'm just naturally good at everything I do.
Get some glasses.
Uh-oh, Bay's cutting.
I mean, what the fuck did I sign up for?
Baylen, you're gonna be good.
- Dad-- - You can just watch on this side for a second,
if you want, OK? This is your guide.
The edge of this, follow the line.
- You start this back here. - Am I gonna come over next week
and use the chainsaw? Like, what the fuck are we doing?
Yeah, if you want.
You would want to know all this because you don't want to rely
on everybody else your whole life, right?
So I'm the one that's got to learn
how to use the fucking power saw.
I just don't really think that a power saw and Tourette's
really goes together.
You just don't like machines that can chop your fingers off.
Come here, Bay. This other saw won't be as scary.
I would never put any of my kids in harm's way.
I would never put Baylen in harm's way.
There's a guard across the blade on it.
I'm right next to her. We're pretty good.
- What the fuck is this one? - Hold that one up on the end.
This one's easier.
Dude, I've never used a saw before.
- Ever? - Just do this.
Yeah-- no, I've never used a saw before.
I have this thing called Tourette's syndrome.
How do you get out of school? Look, here.
OK.
- Thumb under. - Goddamn!
Thumb under-- now, with this,
I want you to lift that. - Is that Mom?
- No. - Baylen's here? You're here!
Mom, Dad's got me using saws and shit.
- Take this... - What are you doing? Oh, this is smart.
- Is it on? - Yeah.
- No, it's not on, actually. - No, no, no, no, it's not--
- Nice. - It's a good thing I came out.
It probably is.
I really don't want to come across as overprotective
or like a helicopter parent at all, but clearly she has
Tourette's, she has tics, and we have something that,
you know, could kill you. What are we doing?
Building a golf course.
It's important. I love arts and crafts.
- I don't like relying on people. - This is not arts and crafts.
These are power tools.
Well, Dad makes it seem like it's arts and crafts, so.
Like, maybe you could have to do this at some point
in your life? Look at me.
- Am I doing it? - Push down?
- Like that? - Yeah, and then slow.
This is actually the stupidest thing I've ever seen
in my life. - Is your hand out of the way?
Yeah, go ahead.
- A little slow. - I'm more worried about this hand.
I'm more worried about the auxiliary hand.
'Cause that's better than the other one.
Now you can say one of those boards, that I just built
a thing, like, "I cut one of those with a saw."
- Oh, my gosh. - I know, I'm pretty ex--
- Hey! - I'm excited to say that I actually helped.
Get ready, because you're cutting one too.
- No. - I'm excited to say that I actually helped.
Chase you around with a saw.
Nice and slow, two hands on the drill.
Yep.
Goddamn. Fuck them kids.
Good.
What do you think the weather is in Kansas?
- Probably warmer than this. - No, I'm sure it's cold.
- It's gonna be cold. - I still have to pack.
Have you packed?
- No. - OK.
Do you think you'll be able to finish this
while we're in Kansas?
- Bald bitch-- . - I got this.
- You got this. - I got this.
I'm extremely proud of Baylen for heading out to see Sammi
and celebrating her mom's birthday.
Although I do feel a little hesitant going into this trip
because it is so quick of a turnaround
coming back from Florida.
I guess we're gonna see how it goes.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Good job.
For Narnia!
And, uh...
Looks really good.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
There.
Little cocksucker.
You're only gonna have one little piece like this.
- Screw back on. - That works for me.
That's a good start. This is a lot.
- I love it. - Thank you.
Thank you guys for helping me.
This means a lot because I wanted, like, obviously,
like, you guys to help and be as involved as possible.
So I appreciate you guys out here and helping.
But on that note,
I have a wedding surprise for the boys.
- Ooh. - Um...
Baylen is sending the dogs up in pink cars, like,
up the aisle, and I am a little nervous
what she's gonna ask us, because it could literally be,
like, anything.
No parking. Where's Waldo, motherfucker?
Hardware dick. Eat a little weenie!
A little baby wiener!
If Bay's tics are this bad in the car, I'm a little bit
anxious for when she realizes where we're going.
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh!
I have to go to the bathroom.
I have a wedding surprise for the boys.
This means a lot to me.
I want you guys to be a part of my wedding day.
Oh, Lord.
She's had so many wacky wedding ideas.
We're like, wait, what now?
Bring it on. Tell us.
I would like you guys to be...
the ring security guards.
- Fuck yes! - What does that mean?
You guys basically--
so I brought something that you guys would use.
Tasers, guns.
No, you guys, you guys will all be in like, black suits.
- Batons? - No, you guys will--
Like actually black suits.
Black suits, you guys will have like the ear thing in.
- Yes. - Jeez.
And you guys get your own briefcase.
- Fuck yes. - Yeah.
I'm still working on ideas for how Tootsie and Fluffy are
gonna stay in the pink cars coming up the aisle.
But Pumpkin is the ring bearer.
There's no way he's staying in that car.
And he's gonna look so handsome in a tux.
Let me try on the sunglasses.
- You try on the earpiece. - The rings are this way.
You'd open it up, flip it over to Colin,
and he'd take the rings. - OK.
For Narnia!
Bay has a lot of colorful and different ideas for this
wedding, but we are going to look very cool
in all black suits.
You guys will look pretty badass.
Mm-hmm.
No, it's a queso fountain.
So you guys have to take this seriously.
Oh, my gosh. How can they take that serious?
There'll be music in the background that's playing.
Like, you guys will get your own little moment.
- Like, it's gonna be-- - Is this a wedding or a movie?
- Actually, it's both. - I guess so.
There's so much, we can't keep up, but it's fun.
This is Bay.
- Don't fall. - She better not have anything crazy in mind.
Yeah, there better not be something.
For the two of us walking down the aisle.
We're gonna-- all we can do to get from here to, like, there.
That's the one area I don't want a surprise in.
Your father's already gonna have a hard time standing up
from all the tears.
- I love you guys. - Mm!
- I love you guys. - It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.
You excited to go, Fluff?
This morning, me and my mom are
on our way to Kansas to see Sammi.
- Look who it is. - The greeting party!
- Hey mom. - Hi, honey.
Even though the trip to Florida was easy, I'm gonna
bring Fluffy with me to help me through the airport.
It gives me something to do.
I have something to take care of, and it almost helps,
like, distract my brain, which helps lessen my tics.
Fluff.
Are you excited to go?
Yeah, I'm really excited to see her.
- I am, too. - I'm really excited to hang out and get
wedding planning and just...
be there. I'm a little nervous about flying today, though.
OK.
Just because the trip to Florida was smooth,
every experience is different.
So there's always a chance that her anxiety creeps back in,
especially today, because I don't think Baylen's ever done
two trips so close together.
Bye, everybody.
- I love you. - All right, let's do this.
Fucking bitch.
Goddamn!
Fuck you, scumbag.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
Pedestrian dick.
Marco, polo.
As we get closer to the airport, my tics start to
build up, so it definitely could be a hard travel day.
Yeah.
Increase that dick, because I have a gun.
Security check point.
I'm just really nervous. It's OK, I got fluff.
- Got Fluff. - It's looking fine so far, Bay.
Now that we are walking towards the terminal, I can see
that it's not crowded, and that is lovely for me.
So I checked my bag, and I'm gonna go through TSA
without disability assistance.
Goddamn!
I have a gun. Pew, pew.
I'm good, how are you?
Good. Put your ID--
Suck a dick.-- goddamn.
The TSA agent actually knew who I was from social media,
and he let other people know in the airport that
I have Tourette syndrome.
So it definitely-- I have Tourette syndrome, stupid--
it definitely helped the experience,
to say the least, so.
Now that I'm on the plane, the hardest part of
the trip is over.
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
I really want to push through this flight, but I'm sitting in
my seat, and now the engine won't work.
My anxiety is gonna put me through the roof.
Let me out. Let me out right now.
Open the door.
Goddamn.
Goddamn!
It makes me feel terrible to know that he can't start
the engine and that they're having engine difficulties,
and they hope that we can take off.
Yeah, I hope so too. I hope we make it.
Hopefully? Hopefully we can get on our way?
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
we have been cleared for departure.
Enjoy your flight.
The pilot started the plane.
Gold star.
- To Steve. - Oh my gosh.
I've named him. I've named the pilot Steve.
I almost never tell Sammi about any bumps in air travel.
So it definitely triggers her,
and it makes her mind race even more.
So we do not have to disclose
any of these little quips to Sammi.
♪ Maybe this time won't be the same ♪
Sammi, we're coming. We're coming.
Holy fuck.
Take a dick, bitch.
- Let the cold begin. - Oh, my gosh.
Rideshare pickup is across the street.
I rented a house close to Sammi's apartment because Sammi
only has a two-bedroom, plus three women need plenty of
bathroom space to get ready.
♪ I'm not even ♪
Oh, you just give me so much love and comfort, Fluff.
She is the sweetest little traveler.
Sammi should be here, I think. She's super close, she said.
Oh-- there's a car in the middle of the road.
- So I'm just gonna-- - All right, well...
There's Sammi.
- Hi, Sammi. - Hey, Mom.
- Hey, Bay-bay. - I'm so glad to see you.
- OK. - Hurry up, we're cold!
I know, I'm freezing.
- OK, OK, OK, let's go inside. - OK.
I haven't seen my sister in a long time because her anxiety
and OCD when flying isn't really the best.
So it means everything being able to come and see Sammi
and prove to her that I can show up for her in hopes that
we rekindle our relationship.
- All right. - Fluffy, come on.
Come on, Fluffy, look.
- Oh, this place is so cute. - Come here! Come here!
- It is cute. - It is the perfect little size.
At some point, we do want to see your apartment, though.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
At least this will give us our own little space.
Can we let Fluffy and Lucky meet?
The cousins meeting? This is big.
Come on Fluff, are you excited, Fluffy?
Look, she's gonna spring out of here.
- Fluffy! - Oh, what the fuck is she wearing?
- She's in style. - In the airport?
- She's in style. - Bay.
Oh, my gosh. Fluffy looks so cute.
Oh, his tail's wagging.
I don't think she has two brain cells
to put together that she's wearing an outfit,
but she looks so cute.
How was the travel?
Travel went great.
I didn't get TSA support, and my tics were great.
- Good. Yeah. - Goddamn!
Yeah.
As someone who also has anxiety while they fly,
I'm super proud of Baylen
for coming here and that she had a good trip.
I'm really happy, and I'm really excited that she's here.
All right, guys.
You guys, you guys mingle.
I have not talked to your dad since I landed, So I am
gonna go call your dad. - OK.
Fluff.
We can't be doing that, Fluffo. We have a long night, Fluff.
I'm excited that me and mom were able to come and see you.
I'm so excited for you guys to be here.
I know it takes-- I know I have anxiety, but I know that flying
is just as difficult for you in different ways.
So I appreciate you guys all being able to come out here.
Of course.
I'm so excited to wedding plan and get some stuff done
and just have better communication
from the last time. - Yeah.
The bachelor-bachelorette party.
It's just sister things. I don't know.
We're two polar opposite people with both big personalities.
We also have, like, our little rough edges.
I think you're just nicer than I am, too.
Like, I'm just-- I'm just--
We just-- well, we're different.
Yeah.
Obviously, I was really bummed to miss the bachelor
and bachelorette party.
There was a lot of miscommunication
with Baylen, obviously.
And also the last couple months, or really, the last year of
my life has just been kind of a mess with my anxiety
and my thoughts.
And, you know, I went through a breakup.
I was in a relationship for about two and a half years
and breaking up with somebody, your life kind of just
flips upside down.
So I went through like, um, I think like a,
like a life crisis, but I feel like now
I'm in a much better place for sure.
Shit happens sometimes, I don't know.
Life happens.
So how is therapy going?
Therapy is good.
It's kind of just like as needed, maybe like,
once a month. - I'm very proud of you
and you've come really far, and... - You're so sweet.
you're amazing and you're a badass. - You're so sweet.
No, like you're a boss lady. Like you really fucking are.
- I love you guys. - But you deserve to hear it,
you do, you're amazing.
You're the only sister I have and you're my bestie
for the restie.
Sammi is my younger sister, but there's a lot of
different ways that I look up to her.
She's so strong and so independent,
and, like, I could cry.
Um...
I just...
she's grown so much.
I just love Sammi, and she doesn't take time to
realize how special she is.
And I know...
that she has as all of these like feelings that she doesn't
talk about and seeing her in person, it's just...
a lot of emotions, because...
I know she's going through a lot of emotions
and she doesn't show it. She shows it privately, so.
I'm thankful that...
you made the trip out here. I'm thankful that...
you're my sister, you're my best friend.
- Aw, I love you. - I love you too.
- Can I have a huggy? - Yeah, you can have a huggy.
I love you.
My sister means everything to me.
She is the best sister in the entire world, and I'm not
just saying that because she's the only one.
She is so selfless and caring.
She's just the best sister ever.
I don't know how to explain it.
You wouldn't get it. You wouldn't understand.
So what are we doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow we're going to do something memorable.
I have a surprise for Baylen and my mom tomorrow,
and Baylen has no idea what's coming to her.
Oh, yay, can't wait.
We're gonna do something
that'll leave just as much of an imprint as...
There's a lot of things that can be memorable.
- ...the Ferris wheel. - There's a lot.
Two years ago, we went on the KC wheel.
- We're all gonna die. - So lean into Meemaw.
I think I passed out for a total of all 20 minutes on
the Ferris wheel because I'm petrified of heights.
Shut up, bitch.
- I think you'll like it. I think you'll be excited. - See... see...
- I'm not excited to go to jail. - I think you'll be excited to go to--
No, it's not-- what? You're not gonna go to jail.
I'm very nervous not knowing what I'm stepping into.
There's a lot that takes place when you have tics,
and a lot of things that you like to know beforehand.
Are we leaving the country? What the fuck are we doing?
I need to be prepared. Do I need my medication?
Do I not need my medication? What are we doing?
You might leave in tears.
♪ Can't try to push it out, baby ♪
♪ Comes back stronger ♪
♪ Comes back screaming ♪
- Bay-bay! - Yeah?
Come down here. We gotta go.
I am so excited to have my mom and Baylen here with me
in Kansas City.
Last night we played some board games.
We each had a good time.
But the bed situation was fucking terrible.
It was hard as rock. I even did a test.
And it did not move. Not good.
- Are we ready? - We're going.
- OK. - We're going.
We're ready?
I brought you a water in case you pass out.
Sammi, stop.
Baylen and my mom have zero idea
where the surprise is today.
I brought you a water in case you pass out.
- What? - Wait, Bay.
- She's trying to induce fear. We're fine. - What?
It's really out of her comfort zone, so I'm really excited.
She's never done this.
OK, let's go.
Yeah!
I'm very anxious and I'm very nervous to know what Sammi
has in store. My stomach is in my ass.
- Yeah. - Don't be scared.
- Yeah, don't be scared. Don't be scared. - Don't be scared.
Meanwhile, Baylen needs a diaper.
Nerves affect my tics a lot, especially when I'm super,
super anxious. They make them really bad.
Goddamn! A little baby weenie.
It's a little baby weenie. A little baby weenie.
Little Joe. Big Joe.
Big dick.
Little dick. Little baby weenie.
I guess it's a little baby weenie.
Spotted. Alone in a safari.
An itchy baby weenie.
Goddamn!
I'm so excited!
- Are you though? - I'm not.
- Baylen is not. - Where's Waldo, motherfucker?
Hardware dick. Suck dick.
Colin sucks a lot of dick. Colin sucked Austin's dick.
Colin sucked George Washington's dick.
- Colin gave Tootsie gonorrhea. - Colin-- oh my gosh.
- Colin! - He's doing a lot of sexual things, and I'm not sure...
Colin is very sexual.
Yeah, there's a lot of inappropriate action happening.
Goddamn!
BMO-- bust my ass! Here for you and that dick.
Dick.
- I'll just put it on . - Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo-- no parking.
Eat a little weenie.
A little baby weenie. Spotted alone in a safari.
An itchy baby weenie.
If Bay's tics are this bad in the car, I'm a little bit
anxious for when she realizes where we're going.
You see where we are, ladies and gentlemen, or...?
- What? - No, I can't see shit, actually.
This is where we are.
- Oh my gosh-- . - Oh!
Are you kidding me, Sammi?
No way. No way, no way, no way.
It's our day, but it's, like, really her day.
Like, she just went wedding dress shopping.
She found three dresses that she absolutely loved,
and I just saw, like, how happy she was.
And you want to meet that for her.
Yeah, I don't want her to, like, have to give that up.
I don't understand why we're at a funeral home.
So I set up another little surprise, but there is a twist.
Are you sure you have this right?
- Are we walking into, like, a crime movie? - I don't know, but--
Where I'm at right now, like, with my tics,
isn't really where I want to be when we start having kids.
- Mm-hmm. - But there's way more than my tics behind the scenes.
Please don't show up in that style.
Going through the color palette and going through
the dresses is definitely stressful.
Not that yellow.
If I can't find a colored yellow dress that you like,
then why even choose yellow?
There's like millions of
yellow dresses out there.--- yeah.
I think you're gonna be fine.
It can't be butter, it can't be this, it can't be that.
I'm the one that's in charge of if you get to wear
that or not. - Bridezilla.