1 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,866 ("Longview" by Green Day playing) 2 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,169 (indistinct chatter) 3 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:55,723 ♪ I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on* 4 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:01,729 ♪ I change the channels for an hour or two ♪ 5 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:07,034 ♪ Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit ♪ 6 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:10,371 ♪ I'm sick of all the same old shit ♪ 7 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:13,341 ♪ In a house with unlocked doors ♪ 8 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:16,577 - ♪ And I'm fucking lazy ♪ - (bell ringing) 9 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:20,080 ♪ Bite my lip and close my eyes ♪ 10 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:23,351 ♪ Take me away to paradise ♪ 11 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,520 ♪ I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind ♪ 12 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,690 ♪ And I smell like shit ♪ 13 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,259 ...a-squared. 14 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,895 The square root of a-squared is "a." 15 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:37,398 So if that number was three or nine... 16 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:40,067 ♪ Peel me off this Velcro seat ♪ 17 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:43,304 ♪ And get me moving ♪ 18 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:48,142 ♪ I sure as hell can't do it by myself ♪ 19 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:53,647 ♪ I'm feeling like a dog in heat ♪ 20 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:57,084 ♪ Barred indoors from the summer street ♪ 21 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,753 ♪ I locked the door to my own cell ♪ 22 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,923 ♪ And I lost the key ♪ 23 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,627 ♪ Bite my lip and close my eyes ♪ 24 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:09,563 ♪ Take me away to paradise ♪ 25 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,700 ♪ I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind ♪ 26 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,602 ♪ And I smell like shit ♪ 27 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:15,803 OFFICER: Hey! 28 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,172 ♪ I got no motivation ♪ 29 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:19,840 You got a pass? 30 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,975 - ♪ Where is my motivation? ♪ - Tommy. Tommy! 31 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,012 - ♪ No time for the motivation ♪ - Hey. 32 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,847 FRED: Oh, fuck. (laughing) 33 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:30,083 ♪ Smoking my inspiration... ♪ 34 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,019 FRED: Hey, merry Christmas! 35 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,121 - TOMMY: Merry Christmas. - (Fred groaning) 36 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,590 - (officer grunting) - Hey, man. 37 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,091 OFFICER: Tommy! 38 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,495 - Moron! You guys got a pass? - Ah, it's Paul Blart. 39 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,264 - (officer jabbering) - I think he's getting faster. 40 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,865 FRED: Dude, I figured out 41 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,834 how we're gonna sneak into the Green Day concert. 42 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,935 TOMMY: Uh, how? 43 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,437 We're gonna carry in ladders. 44 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:50,938 Oh, so they think we work there. 45 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,206 Yeah. 46 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,475 That's actually smart, but... 47 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,877 Wait, no, I don't think people are that dumb anymore. 48 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,846 - Yeah, they are. - You think? 49 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,982 Well, then we'll get the, um, 50 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,218 the buffer thing that janitors use. 51 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,719 The little, like, mini Zamboni. 52 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,355 WAYNE: Come on, Santa. What the fuck? 53 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,189 Dude, check out Wayne getting off with Santa. 54 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,991 FRED: Hey, is that consensual? 55 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,960 WAYNE: Tommy, Mom said you got to help me with this shit. 56 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,329 - Come up here. - TOMMY: Dude, you're doing fine without me. 57 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:16,864 Hey, why is there a cab in your driveway? 58 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,332 - WAYNE: Shit. - Oh, get this. 59 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:19,733 He got it for an Uber business. 60 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,869 - Fuck! - (Tommy and Fred laughing) 61 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,305 - WAYNE: Goddamn it! - Hey, uh, Wayne. 62 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,340 How would you sneak into a Green Day concert? 63 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,408 How? 64 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:29,310 Blow a roadie. 65 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,479 That works? 66 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,046 Tommy, come on, man. Get the fuck up here. 67 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,582 Goddamn it. You got to help me with this shit. 68 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,350 TOMMY: All right. I'll help you. 69 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:38,686 - What the fuck! - (laughter) 70 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,020 Does that help? 71 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,989 Put the ladder back up, asshole. 72 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,591 You're gonna regret this, Tommy! 73 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,659 - JODI: No. - WAYNE: Put that ladder back up right now! 74 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,495 JODI: There's no reason why he would've been excused early. 75 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,763 No. Oh, he just walked in. 76 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,332 (whispering): Tommy, what the hell? 77 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,100 - Who is it? - Yeah, mystery solved. 78 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,035 Principal Steele. You can't just walk out of school. 79 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,604 - Let me talk to him. - No. What... 80 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,372 Give me the phone. Get out of here. 81 00:03:58,539 --> 00:03:59,907 What? No, sir. Yeah, no, I am. 82 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,775 I'm gonna have a chat with him. 83 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,944 And you have a very merry Christmas. 84 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:05,579 Okay, bye. 85 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,615 Oh, that guy's a creep. I can't have him calling me. 86 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,383 You got to stay in school. 87 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,251 We just don't fit in over there, Mom. 88 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,587 You don't fit in over there? 89 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,889 It's-it's school. It's-it's not about... 90 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,257 Okay, you know what? 91 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,059 I can't have this conversation right now. 92 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:20,461 Dinner's in the fridge. 93 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,730 Oh, I see you found the pie. That's great. 94 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,765 Fred, if you're gonna stay here again, 95 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,700 do not masturbate in my bathroom. 96 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,101 - (Tommy laughing) - FRED: It was one time. 97 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,937 And, Tommy, make yourself useful. 98 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,572 Go help your brother on the roof. 99 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,541 We already tried. He wouldn't let us. 100 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,543 Jodi, have you ever snuck into a concert? 101 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,077 JODI: Uh, yeah. 102 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:39,713 Actually, that's a, that's a really fun memory. 103 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,815 - How'd you do it? - Um... 104 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,151 We-- You know what? I'm rushing. 105 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:45,886 Oh, you blew a roadie. 106 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,555 What? No. 107 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,391 - (laughing) - We put on reflective vests 108 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,226 and we pretended like we were picking up trash. 109 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:54,628 Oh. 110 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,430 Blew a roadie? 111 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,432 - That's what Wayne said. - Have you seen a roadie? 112 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,133 That's what Wayne said. 113 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,669 Use a fork. 114 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,337 ♪ All brawn and no brains, yeah ♪ 115 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,172 ♪ And all those nice things, yeah ♪ 116 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,775 ♪ You finally got what you want ♪ 117 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:11,645 ♪ Someone to look good with and light your cigarette ♪ 118 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,282 ♪ Is this what you really want? ♪ 119 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:18,419 ♪ I figured out what you're all about ♪ 120 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,954 ♪ And I don't think I like what I see ♪ 121 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:27,160 ♪ So I hope I won't be there in the end when you come around ♪ 122 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,129 ♪ ♪ 123 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:32,833 ♪ How long will he last before he's a creep in the past ♪ 124 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,036 ♪ And you're alone once again? ♪ 125 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,972 ♪ Will you pop up again and be my special friend ♪ 126 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:42,009 ♪ Till the end, and when will that be? ♪ 127 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,513 ♪ I figured out what you're all about ♪ 128 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,281 ♪ And I don't think I like what I see ♪ 129 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,118 ♪ So I hope I won't be there ♪ 130 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,855 ♪ In the end when you come around ♪ 131 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:05,232 ♪ Around, around ♪ 132 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:10,037 ♪ Around, around, around ♪ 133 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,306 ♪ Around, around... ♪ 134 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,409 - (music fading) - (Tommy grunts) 135 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,545 WAYNE: Oh, my God. Is that Santa? 136 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,480 Oh, no, it's just my delinquent little brother. 137 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,381 Fuck, Wayne. Okay, look, I'm... 138 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,851 I'm not in the mood right now. Please just go. 139 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,419 It's Christmas, dipshit. 140 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,655 Go out there. You know how Mom gets on Christmas. 141 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,256 - You go out there. - I can't. 142 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,324 - I got to drive a lady to Topeka. - (groans) 143 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,761 Do you want Mom to be alone? Come on. Go. 144 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,429 I am! 145 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,764 She needs you. 146 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,099 - Fucking get up. - Okay, I am, I am. 147 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,602 (sighs) 148 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:49,843 TOMMY: Oh, no way. 149 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,512 - Was this Dad's? - Yeah. 150 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,046 I found a box in the basement. 151 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,549 Oh, my God, we can record our demos. 152 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,785 There's a bunch of his old mixtapes in there, too. 153 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,521 Oh, shut up. 154 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,422 (chuckles) 155 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:06,059 All right, I also found this. 156 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:11,932 Belonged to your dad. 157 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,234 ♪ ♪ 158 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:26,079 Oh, my God. 159 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,950 You look just like him. 160 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,288 (sniffles) 161 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,590 Should I open mine? 162 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,259 - Hmm? - Should I open mine? 163 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,829 Uh, y-yeah, yeah, um... 164 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,664 There. 165 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,838 Oh. 166 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,172 Oven mitts. 167 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,776 (chuckling): Wow, well, that's a nice surprise. 168 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,411 - I agree. - (laughs): Aw. 169 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,447 Come here. 170 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,683 - Thank you, sweetie. - (pats back) 171 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,685 Aw. (sighs) 172 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,119 Uh, you want some egg casserole? 173 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:07,454 Uh, sure. 174 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,489 - I can use my new oven mitts. - (chuckles) 175 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:15,663 Uh, hey, Mom, do you remember, uh, that Christmas 176 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,031 where you and Dad were, uh, arguing about money? 177 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,467 We always argued about money. 178 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,169 Yeah, but this is when he bought that 179 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,537 purple expensive bike. 180 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,205 My God. 181 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,373 Tommy, you remember that? 182 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,975 You were, like, five. 183 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,977 I remember the song he put on. 184 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,845 What? What song? 185 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:46,293 ♪ The warmth of your love's like the warmth of the sun ♪ 186 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,528 ♪ And this will be our year ♪ 187 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,865 ♪ Took a long time to come ♪ 188 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,601 ♪ Don't let go of my hand ♪ 189 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,637 ♪ Now darkness has gone ♪ 190 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,438 ♪ This will be our year ♪ 191 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,974 ♪ Took a long time to come ♪ 192 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,911 ♪ And I won't forget the way you helped me up ♪ 193 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,579 ♪ When I was down ♪ 194 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,215 ♪ And I won't forget the way you said ♪ 195 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,919 ♪ "Darling, I love you, you gave me faith to go on" ♪ 196 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,822 (fading): * Now we're there and we've only just begun... ♪ 197 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,057 - (playing "Longview") - (pounding on door) 198 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,592 Hi, guys. 199 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,161 - FRED: 15 minutes early? - TOMMY: Leave him out there. 200 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,896 Guys, it's me. It's Chad. 201 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,765 Guys, please. I will get Jodi. 202 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,834 Let him in. 203 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,770 Dude, why does he always bring your mom into this? 204 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,939 A fucking narc. 205 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,274 See, Chad, killing me. 206 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,109 - What's up, Chadsky? - Thank God. 207 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,778 Okay, Chad, we've talked about this. 208 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,747 Okay, if you want to be a punk rock drummer, 209 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,715 you got to be late, you know, fuck shit up. 210 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,250 You're too reliable. 211 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,517 Why the fuck are you wearing a Christmas sweater? 212 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:45,886 - Untuck your shirt, man. - Yeah. 213 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,587 My mom got this for me. 214 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,089 Hey, remember, break every rule you've ever been taught. 215 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,624 - Cool? - Okay. 216 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,225 All right, did you bring that old camcorder? 217 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,894 It's right here. Are you sure you want it, though? 218 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,629 I mean, this thing shoots really grainy-ass video. 219 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,464 Yeah, it's analog. 220 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,200 What the hell is this? 221 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:03,536 Dude, it's his dad's old 4-track so we can make a demo. 222 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,072 On that? 223 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,907 I don't... Why don't we just, like, record our demo 224 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,776 on a computer like normal musicians? 225 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,211 Because it's analog and we're the Analog Dogs. 226 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,613 It's, like, our thing. 227 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:17,918 Okay, well, by that logic, we should also be dogs. 228 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,252 Woof? 229 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,888 Tommy, he's hurting my head again. 230 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,423 - Please tune your drums. - Okay. I'm sorry, guys. 231 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,158 Oh, guess what I got for Christmas. 232 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,493 TOMMY: What? 233 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,761 I got tickets to Green Day. 234 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,262 - What? - Yeah. 235 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,798 - Shut the fuck up. - No, I'm serious. 236 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,733 I got three tickets, and my parents were like, 237 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,301 "You know, you can bring whoever you want." 238 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,004 So I was like, "Who really wants to see Green Day?" 239 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,772 - (laughing excitedly) - Ah, Chadsky! 240 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,140 No way. Are you fucking serious? 241 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,441 My parents. 242 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,143 Isn't that cool? 243 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,279 Of all people, my parents want to see Green Day with me. 244 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,948 You're a dick. 245 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,450 Oh, you thought I meant you guys. 246 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,686 Are you fucking serious? We've never seen them. 247 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,121 Well, neither have my parents, 248 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,655 and I don't want to let them down. 249 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,924 Man, let them down. 250 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,458 Okay, that's punk rock. Take us. 251 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,827 Guys, it's not a big deal. 252 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,494 You can, like, go meet them if you want. 253 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,097 Why the fuck do we want to meet your par...? 254 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,699 I know your parents. 255 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,101 No, Green Day. 256 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,670 They just announced an in-store at the record store. 257 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,172 Noon tomorrow. 258 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,540 (drum beats twice) 259 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,475 Merry Christmas, guys. 260 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:18,278 Dude, we can give them our demo, Tommy. 261 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,513 (drums play rock beat) 262 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,716 (guitar and bass join in) 263 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,390 ♪ Bored at school and I'm bored at home ♪ 264 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,794 ♪ When I get to my room, I wanna kick in the door ♪ 265 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:38,165 ♪ But I'm sleeping all day, and it hurts my eyes ♪ 266 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:42,035 ♪ Just to stare at my guitar while I play in my mind ♪ 267 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,839 ♪ An early night ♪ 268 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:50,010 ♪ Gone as I bat an eye ♪ 269 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,346 ♪ It's all right ♪ 270 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,984 ♪ Stuck here behind the door ♪ 271 00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:02,555 ♪ And I can't stop feeling, I can't stop feeling alone. ♪ 272 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,724 ♪ ♪ 273 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,927 (music fades) 274 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,163 ("When I Come Around" by Green Day playing over speakers) 275 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,168 This blows. We should've got here earlier. 276 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,904 - MANAGER: Attention, everyone! - What happened? 277 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,672 I'm really sorry to do this, but we've run out of time! 278 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,441 So, everyone from here back, 279 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,410 I'm sorry, but you're not gonna get to meet Green Day. 280 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,511 I'm really sorry. 281 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,879 Wait. I-I-I'm sorry. 282 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,614 Like, like here back or-or there back? 283 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:28,715 No, no, yeah. 284 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,350 Here back. 285 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,920 I'm sorry, but you all have to leave. 286 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,754 Are you fucking kidding me? 287 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:38,058 (upset crowd chatter) 288 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,559 Dude, where are we going? 289 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,561 MAN: Hey, asshole, get to the back of the line! 290 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,463 - TOMMY: Excuse me. Excuse me. - MAN 2: Fuck these guys. 291 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,098 WOMAN: Are you kidding me? 292 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,766 - Excuse me. Sorry. - WOMAN: Not cool, dipshits. 293 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,035 The manager out there asked us to come to the front 294 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,436 - of the line, so... - Why? 295 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,138 Uh, we got to give Green Day our demo. 296 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,606 But we've been waiting to meet them since 7:00 a.m. 297 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,142 Okay, listen, lady, you'll still meet them, 298 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,643 just four seconds later than you would have. 299 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,879 "Lady"? I'm, like, your age. 300 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,113 Don't you guys go to Hamilton? 301 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,714 Yeah, yeah. We used to. Quit. 302 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,051 Yeah, we're going on tour. Europe. It's a country. 303 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,153 Oh, wait, I remember you guys. 304 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,588 Your band got booed off stage at the talent show, right? 305 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,057 Oh, that's right. 306 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,825 Uh, yeah, we actually take pride in that moment. 307 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,127 - Who's next? - Uh, we are. 308 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,662 BOY: Wait. W-W-Wait, they cut. 309 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,966 ("Walking Contradiction" by Green Day playing) 310 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,905 ♪ Do as I say, not as I do ♪ 311 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:28,808 ♪ Because the shit's so deep, you can't run away ♪ 312 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:33,146 ♪ I beg to differ on the contrary, agree with ♪ 313 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,949 (slows, distorts): ♪ Every word that you say... ♪ 314 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,919 ("When I Come Around" continues playing) 315 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,620 - FRED: Hi. - What's up? 316 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,788 TOMMY: Oh, yeah, we just wanted to give you this. 317 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,456 Um, that-that's our-our demo. 318 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,158 - It's a dem-- Hmm. - FRED: Yeah, yeah. 319 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,526 - Um... - It's... it's just one song. 320 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,827 Yeah, but it's a good song. 321 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:48,929 Yeah, we got more songs, too, but... 322 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,363 "Anal OG Dogs"? 323 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,165 No, it's, uh, it's Analog Dogs. 324 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,501 - Hey, is that your phone number on there? - TOMMY: Yeah. 325 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,869 Not assuming you're gonna like the song, but you might. 326 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,037 - Yeah. - (phone ringing) 327 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,105 BILLIE JOE: I might, I might. 328 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,107 Hey, answer your phone. 329 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,442 - (ringing continues) - Uh... 330 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,812 Hello? 331 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,214 Is this the Anal Dogs? 332 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,316 (laughing) 333 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,717 That's fucking so funny. 334 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,952 (laughing nervously) 335 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,487 BILLIE JOE: Ooh, time's up. 336 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,489 Keep playing shows, anywhere and everywhere. 337 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,892 - Yeah. - Of course. - All right. 338 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,460 ("When I Come Around" ends) 339 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,229 I can't let you hide those here, Keith. 340 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,497 I promised my mom no more drugs in the house. 341 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,666 What? Mushrooms aren't drugs, man. They're food. 342 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:27,901 Fucking hide them at your place, then. 343 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,169 I can't. My dog will eat them. 344 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,171 Wayne! Keith! 345 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,705 Yo! Yee! (yodels happily) 346 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,741 WAYNE: Keith, it's your favorite boy band, 347 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,143 Analog Dicks. 348 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,478 Dude, we just met Green Day. 349 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,213 - Bullshit. - Dude, Tré Cool called his phone. 350 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,814 Look. 351 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,151 It says "no caller I.D.," dumbass. 352 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,518 Yeah, but it-it's Tré. 353 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:46,686 Fucking liars. 354 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,421 (overlapping shouting) 355 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,822 Oh, yeah, I can't hear you, prick. 356 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,324 Fuck you, Wayne. 357 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,260 What the fuck? You just dented my office. 358 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,494 (overlapping arguing) 359 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,829 JODI: Hey. Hey, hey! Cut it out! 360 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,898 Someone come help me with this tree. 361 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,733 - FRED: Hi, Jodi. - TOMMY: Hi, Mom. 362 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,369 - We just met Green Day. - Yeah, uh, we gave them 363 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,204 that demo that we recorded with that 4-track. 364 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,438 - JODI: Aw. - I love your makeup today, Jodi. 365 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,074 - JODI: Okay, Keith. - Nice touch. 366 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,541 FRED: Oh, we put Tommy's phone number on it. 367 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,377 JODI: Aw, I'm so happy for you guys. 368 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,945 FRED: Yeah, we, uh, put Tommy's name on the demo, too. 369 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,081 Dude. Check this out. 370 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,116 It's time to pay the fiddler. 371 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,951 Yeah. 372 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,852 What fiddler? 373 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,021 The fiddler on the roof. 374 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,090 They-they left me on the roof. 375 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,558 (chuckling): Oh. Yeah, okay. 376 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,859 Wait, you play the fiddle? 377 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,261 Come on, man. 378 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,363 They pranked me, they left me on the roof, 379 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,733 so now we got to get them back with the ultimate prank. 380 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,469 We're gonna tell them they're opening up 381 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,905 for Green Day on New Year's fucking Eve. 382 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,474 ("Dilemma" by Green Day playing) 383 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,876 (laughing) 384 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,780 Pay up, son! 385 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,449 TOMMY: Hey, remember, we're here to pick up trash. 386 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,650 - (Fred jabbering) - No, act natural. 387 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:51,951 Act like we're supposed to be here. 388 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,286 I am supposed to be here. 389 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,155 - Then act like it. - I am. 390 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,990 - Wait, what are we doing? - My mom told us this is 391 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,658 how it's gonna go-- we just walk in... 392 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,793 - Into the venue? - Trash boys, and we're in. 393 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,663 - Easy, easy. - Yeah, trash boys. Cool. 394 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,400 Hey, we're here to pick up some trash. 395 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,270 STAFF: Get out and don't come back. 396 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,439 - (sighs) - Looks like you're gonna have to blow a roadie. 397 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:13,806 What about that guy? 398 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,743 Uh, I like Green Day, but... no. 399 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,446 (phone ringing) 400 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,950 - Hello? - Who is that? Is that Chad? 401 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,086 (over phone): Hey, it's, uh, Tré Cool from Green Day. 402 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,487 What? 403 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,090 It's Tré Cool from, uh, Green Day. 404 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,794 Uh, uh, hi, hi, M-M-Mr. Cool. 405 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,863 Um... It's Tré fucking Cool. 406 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,831 Listen, I just wanted to tell you, your demo 407 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,300 kicks some serious ass. 408 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,668 (Tommy laughing excitedly) 409 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,203 TOMMY: Uh, that's, uh... 410 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,504 Uh, th-th-thanks? 411 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,273 Yeah, we can't stop listening to it. 412 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,841 Why don't you come out to Los Angeles next weekend 413 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,610 and open up for us at the Palladium? 414 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,479 - (laughing excitedly) - Dude, no way. 415 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,846 Uh, are you serious? 416 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,282 Yeah, dead serious, kid. 417 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,649 We play New Year's Eve. 418 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,618 - Get your ass out West. - Uh, yeah, um... 419 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,020 Yeah, um... Uh, b-b-by, by the way, Mr. Cool, 420 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,290 we're outside the venue right now, so we could play now. 421 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,226 Totally, that sounds-- No. No, that doesn't work for us. 422 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,161 Uh, we'd rather have you out in L.A., 423 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,097 so, uh, you know, come on out. 424 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,764 Okay, bye. See you soon. 425 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,666 (shouting excitedly) 426 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,069 (laughing, screaming happily) 427 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,737 TOMMY: Holy shit. 428 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,374 ♪ I've been waiting a long time ♪ 429 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,911 ♪ For this moment to come, I'm ♪ 430 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:30,683 ♪ Destined for anything at all ♪ 431 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,352 (scatting) 432 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,421 - ("Waiting" by Green Day plays) - ♪ Downtown ♪ 433 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,722 - ♪ Lights will be shining ♪ - (crowd continues singing) 434 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,326 ♪ On me, like a new diamond... ♪ 435 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,328 - No, Tommy. - Come on. 436 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,297 There is no way I can drive you to Los Angeles. 437 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,666 - I have to work. - Jodi, please. 438 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,068 - Are you sure you heard him right? - Yes. 439 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,070 Okay, he said Los Angeles on New Year's Eve. 440 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,605 Isn't that right, Fred? 441 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,773 Yeah, he loved our demo. 442 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,308 - Can I take your car? - No. 443 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,009 Because you don't have a license. 444 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,778 I've been telling you to take that driver's ed course, 445 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,247 but you don't want to. 446 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,014 Mom, please, we told Tré Cool we'd be there. 447 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,783 - JODI: Well, I'm sure he'll call back. - (laughing) 448 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,018 And when he does, you just explain the situation to him. 449 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,054 - I mean, maybe they have a show in St. Louis. - (phone ringing) 450 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,489 I could drive you there. 451 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,858 - Mom, please? - I got to, I got to take this. 452 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,793 - Oh, come on! - JODI: Hi. 453 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,562 This is total bullshit. 454 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:16,929 WAYNE: What wrong with you guys? 455 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,298 TOMMY: Oh, my God, Wayne. 456 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,367 You're not gonna believe this, okay? 457 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,768 Tré Cool called me. 458 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,203 - What? - He fucking called us, 459 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,871 - and he loves our demo. - Oh, my God. 460 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,406 Keith, are you hearing this? Tré Cool called them. 461 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,275 No shit? On your phone, dude? 462 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,643 Yeah, he invited us to L.A. to open for them on New Year's. 463 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,445 - Ha! - Well, you guys got to go. 464 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,013 - Right? - Are you kidding? 465 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,316 Yeah, it's like a once- in-a-lifetime opportunity. 466 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,251 My little brother's gonna be a rock star. 467 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,586 - Thanks, Wayne. - Fuck yeah. 468 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,288 Can you, uh, can you drive us? 469 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,923 - (Keith chortles) - Oh, Tommy, man. 470 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,158 Me drive you? Really? 471 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,459 I'm not a chauffeur. 472 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,060 You work for fucking Uber. 473 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,563 Yeah, well, sorry, I can't. I got plans. 474 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,332 - What plans? - WAYNE: Get this shit. 475 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,101 I got to take down the goddamn Christmas decorations. 476 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,237 I mean, maybe if you were to have helped me last week 477 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,772 and not stranded me on the roof, giving me fucking frostbite, 478 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,508 I'd be more open to helping you. 479 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,075 Come on, this is about Green Day. 480 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,278 You shouldn't have left me on the roof, dummy. Sorry. 481 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,514 Damn. Sucks. 482 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,116 - Lick my balls. - This is total fucking bullshit. 483 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:13,286 - (door opens) - (laughing) 484 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,921 - That worked perfectly. - (door closes) 485 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,823 Fucking I told him a storm was coming, didn't I? 486 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,425 - Holy shit. - I said, "Watch your back, bitch." 487 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,660 ♪ Yo, it's time to pay the fiddler ♪ 488 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,795 - ♪ Time to pay the fiddler ♪ - (laughing): Exactly. 489 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,797 ♪ The fiddler getting paid ♪ 490 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,433 ♪ It's a fiddler payday. ♪ 491 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,768 What? Okay. 492 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,839 I'll never forget the day that we almost opened for Green Day. 493 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,609 "Almost opened"? 494 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,211 Man, we're not almost opening. 495 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,213 (exhales) 496 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,015 FRED: Well, how are we getting there? Walking? 497 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,518 - Dude, I'm not walking to Los-- - Wait. 498 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,019 I know. 499 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,821 I'm not jogging, either. I have flat feet. 500 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,323 No, it's not jogging, okay? 501 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,393 Call Chad and tell him my mom's gonna take us. 502 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,127 All right, we're taking Wayne's car. 503 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,063 FRED (laughing): It's sick. 504 00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,966 (horn honking) 505 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,234 Chadskys! 506 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,470 - (horn honking) - CHAD: What? 507 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,004 - You ready to go to L.A.? - Dude, you're on 508 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,906 - the wrong side of the street. - TOMMY: Come on, man. 509 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,175 - Get in. - Your parents like the concert? 510 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,311 - Yeah. - How was it? They bring earplugs? 511 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,045 No, they said it was a little too loud. 512 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,482 - Oh, that's a shame. - But they... 513 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,849 - they didn't like the fire part. - (trunk opens) 514 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,651 - But they loved the bunny. - (trunk shuts) 515 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,219 FRED: Hello, Chadskys. 516 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,254 You got Apple Pay, right? 517 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,055 Apple Pay? No. 518 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,758 Dude, my mom shut it off after you ordered all those dildos. 519 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,527 - (laughs) That was good. - That was good. 520 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,696 It's not funny. It was embarrassing. 521 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,664 - All right, y'all ready? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 522 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,766 I thought you said your mom was driving. 523 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,067 No. No, I just said that 524 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,369 'cause you wouldn't have come otherwise. 525 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,070 That's not cool, man. 526 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,706 Th-This is a bad idea. 527 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,441 Okay, listen, all right, I'm hearing Mama's Boy Chad. 528 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,443 I need to hear Punk Rock Chad, okay? 529 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,345 Yeah, the Chad that don't give a shit. 530 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,847 The Chad who don't give a shit. Okay, say it with me, boys. 531 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,716 "I don't give a shit." 532 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,385 ALL: I don't give a shit! 533 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,853 - There we go. - FRED: Okay. 534 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,555 - (horn honks) - I give a shit! 535 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,857 Yo! Get that jabroni! 536 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,426 Yeah! 537 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,860 - Get him, Tommy! - CHAD: Wait, wait. 538 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,962 - Do you have a license? - TOMMY: No. 539 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,965 ("Geek Stink Breath" by Green Day playing) 540 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,939 ♪ I'm on a mission, I made my decision ♪ 541 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,376 ♪ Lead a path of self-destruction ♪ 542 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,913 ♪ A slow progression killing my complexion ♪ 543 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,984 ♪ And it's rotting out my teeth ♪ 544 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,486 ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ 545 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,321 ♪ No self-control ♪ 546 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:31,223 ♪ I'm blowing off steam with methamphetamine ♪ 547 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,659 ♪ Well, don't know... ♪ 548 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,894 CHAD: Guys? My mom's texted me, like, 549 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,330 - 17 times in the last minute. - TOMMY: Turn that shit off. 550 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,399 CHAD: Yeah, but I don't know what to say to her. 551 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,000 TOMMY: Tell her that, uh... 552 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,902 my mom is driving and that we're safe and sound. 553 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,937 FRED: Yeah, and tell her to suck on deez nuts. 554 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,774 CHAD: To what? I'm not telling her that, Fred. 555 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,277 - Tommy. - Yeah. 556 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:55,314 My dad said that we have to sign a contract before we play. 557 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,683 And if we don't sign a contract, 558 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:57,917 - we don't play. - (Tommy scoffs) 559 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,352 It's not about contracts, man. 560 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,153 - Not about the money. - Yeah. 561 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,856 It's about all the babes, all the time, all over us. 562 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,925 CHAD: Yeah, but it's also about creating a career opportunity. 563 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,594 TOMMY: Okay, man, calm down. All right? 564 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,195 - Seriously, we're good. All right? - FRED: Shotgun! 565 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,430 - Lick a fart! - TOMMY: Get in the back, Fred. 566 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:11,864 Tommy, I'm just saying that 567 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,265 Green Day's selling tickets for this event, 568 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,601 and we're part of the entertainment, 569 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,503 so we should share in that profit. 570 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,204 Okay, but it's not about money, man. 571 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,840 I mean, Green Day's advice was to play any show anywhere. 572 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,675 All right, we're paying our dues, man. This isn't a job. 573 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,210 Oh, ow! Ow! What's happening? Ow! 574 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,178 Guys, guys, guys, guys. (laughing): "Hey!" 575 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,381 - Oh, God, not the puppet. - "It's Gravy time." 576 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,849 - What's up, Gravy? - "Hey, hey, Chad. 577 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,318 "Uh, why-why don't cannibals eat clowns? 578 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,486 'Cause they taste funny." 579 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,522 - (Tommy laughs) - "Oh, hey, Tommy. 580 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,157 "Where do ducks poop from? Their butt quack." 581 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,159 - "Hey, Gravy. Shut the fuck up, bitch." - (laughs) 582 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:41,994 - "Oh, I love it when you talk dirty to me." - All right. 583 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,696 - That's enough. Thanks, Gravy. - "I love it 584 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:44,864 - when you talk dirty to me." - Ah! - (starts engine) 585 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,634 ("Geek Stink Breath" playing) 586 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,905 ♪ Geek ♪ 587 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,373 ♪ Stink ♪ 588 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:55,675 ♪ Breath. ♪ 589 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,510 CHAD: Seriously, I mean, wh... 590 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,245 what do we do about the phone? I mean, 591 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:01,380 we can try to look for it. Maybe it's in the car. 592 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,849 It's not in the car. We searched the car. 593 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,150 While you were taking a 30-minute dump. 594 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,685 Could be anywhere. 595 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,186 I say we keep going. 596 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,888 Not enough time. Cool? 597 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,328 Here's what we do. 598 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,064 We continue on this road through Arizona, 599 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,866 - through this coffee stain in Nevada-- - FRED: Oh, dude. 600 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,834 Arizona. My uncle lives there. 601 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,736 Really? Can we, like, stay with him? 602 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,337 You fine with staying in a federal prison? 603 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,540 Wait, wait, wait. Guys. 604 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,109 How are we paying for all of this? 605 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,744 Do you guys have any money? 606 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,846 Yeah, that's actually a really good question. Um... 607 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,549 Pool your money together, see how much we have. 608 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,786 Okay. Uh, 20, five, a one, and a one. 609 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,588 That's... 610 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,090 27. 611 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,225 Yeah, 27. Yeah. Okay, how much do you have, Fred? 612 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:50,196 I have... 613 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,865 ...that. 614 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,801 CHAD: 16 cents and a guitar pick. 615 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,536 That's all you got? 616 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:59,238 Actually, you owe me five. 617 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:01,240 So... 618 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,609 there's an extra five. 619 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:04,611 It's not an extra five. 620 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,278 It's the same five. 621 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,214 - You just dragged it across the thing. - Okay, well, 622 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,982 maybe you should go to my second grade math classes 623 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,818 - and learn that adding an extra five to-- - Okay, Chad, 624 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,052 - how much do you-- Chad! - It's the same-- - It's not! 625 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:14,453 - Do math! - How much do you have? 626 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,558 I have 87, guys. 627 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,794 Fucking hell. Give it up for Chad. 628 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,229 - Dude, we're freaking golden! - (laughs) 629 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,831 - We're golden? - Yeah. 630 00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:26,899 Guys, we're screwed. 631 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,636 I know math is hard for you guys, 632 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,338 but we have to drive all the way there 633 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,306 and all the way back. 634 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,175 And we don't have even enough to get there. 635 00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:37,810 TOMMY: Sorry, what's that? 636 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,447 - No, no, no! G-- No! - Get that shit! Get it! Get it! 637 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,650 - It's for emergencies only! - Get it! - This is an emergency. 638 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,618 - Uh, hi. Excuse me, miss. Hi. - Stay! 639 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:46,786 Uh, can I get three cheeseburgers 640 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,354 and three milkshakes? 641 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:50,022 - Because he has a credit card. - FRED: Thanks, Chad. 642 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,524 - (kisses) - Oh, gross. 643 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:54,527 ("Bab's Uvula Who?" by Green Day playing) 644 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,131 Taxi! 645 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,668 Taxi! 646 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,002 (grunts) 647 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,004 Airport, please. 648 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,708 ♪ ♪ 649 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:14,180 FRED: Uh... 'kay. 650 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,482 All right. Well, then who was the original drummer 651 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:17,850 for the Violent Femmes? 652 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,052 - I don't actually know. Who? - (rattling) 653 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:21,721 FRED: I don't know, either. 654 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,556 Wait, do you guys hear that noise? 655 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,191 (rattling continues) 656 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,626 What is that? 657 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,699 - Holy fuck. These are mushrooms. - (Fred chuckling) 658 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:33,900 - Dude, are those your brother's? - (phone buzzing) 659 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,736 Oh, shit, guys. My mom's calling me. 660 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,004 What do I do? 661 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,139 Uh, don't answer. 662 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,508 Okay. I won't. 663 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,511 (buzzing continues) 664 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,147 I'm so sorry, guys. 665 00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:49,582 I have to. I'm sorry. 666 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,483 She's gonna, like, call the FBI or something. 667 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,154 Hi, Mommy! 668 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:56,589 DEB (over phone): Hi, snookums. How's the drive? 669 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:57,824 Are you wearing your seat belt? 670 00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,692 - Yeah, it's fastened. - Oh, good. 671 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:00,993 (whispers): Tommy's mom is a good driver. 672 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,929 Uh... 673 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:05,031 Tommy's mom is a good driver. 674 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:08,200 Oh, good. Put her on the phone for me. 675 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,603 CHAD: Um... 676 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:11,704 Uh... 677 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,606 Uh, uh, hi, Mrs. Sweeney. 678 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,374 - It's Tommy. - Oh, hi, Tommy. 679 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:17,443 Put your mom on the phone. 680 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,411 Um, I unfortunately can't right now. 681 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,580 She's inside getting us some nutritious lunch. 682 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:22,915 Oh. 683 00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:26,218 She knows Chad is allergic to tree nuts? 684 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,187 I'm not, Mom. I'm not allergic. 685 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:29,956 Yes, you are, mister. 686 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,291 The last time you had a teensy bit of a walnut, 687 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,293 - your anus blew up. - Mom! 688 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:35,762 Remember we had to put that 689 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,363 - special cream on your anus? - Mom, stop! 690 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:38,731 - (laughing) - Mom! 691 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,800 - (loud clack) - What the fuck, Fred? 692 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,068 Boys, what's going on? 693 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:43,402 - I didn't do anything. - N-Nothing. 694 00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:44,971 - We're just driving. - Driving? 695 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:46,438 TOMMY: Hey, it's fucking smoking. Pull over. 696 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,040 - No, it's-it's not. - Guys, shut up. 697 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,475 Uh, Mom, I'll call you back. I love you, okay? 698 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:50,910 - TOMMY: Pull over. - FRED: I am. 699 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,611 Calm down. I can see! 700 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,647 I have eyes. Did you ever think that I can fucking see? 701 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,282 CHAD: Okay, Fred, just pull over and pop it. 702 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,483 FRED: It's not my fault, though. 703 00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:59,385 CHAD: Pop it. 704 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:05,424 You kids are crazy! 705 00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:07,126 Hey, you owe us 50 bucks! 706 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,095 - No, I don't! - CHAD: Oh, shit. 707 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,930 - It's not that bad. - Yes, it is. 708 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,164 It's really bad. 709 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,900 No, all we need is those, uh, bouncy, 710 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,435 uh, things, those, um... 711 00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:17,970 - Jumper cables? - Yeah, those. 712 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,806 You need another car for that to work. 713 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,340 - I don't think so. - Yes, you do. 714 00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:23,676 You need another power source. 715 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:24,677 Oh! Dude! 716 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,012 The car has a car lighter. 717 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:27,313 - Oh. - (chuckles) 718 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,681 Fucking dumbasses. 719 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,917 - (horn honking) - (vehicle approaching) 720 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,185 (horn honking) 721 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,256 CHAD: Maybe he can help us. 722 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:40,192 (door opens) 723 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,995 Which one of you goons gassed up at my station back there? 724 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,163 - Gaggle of numbnuts here. - Um... 725 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,264 I gave you the credit card. 726 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,332 - Me? - Yeah. 727 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,834 I think so. 728 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,169 - Hi. I'm the goon. - Son. 729 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,939 All my years of owning a gas station, 730 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,674 I have never met anybody as stupid as you. 731 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,677 You don't even know what you did, did you? 732 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,112 - No. - Yeah. 733 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,548 You filled your vehicle up with diesel! 734 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:03,850 CHAD: Oh, Jesus. 735 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,217 Is that why it's not running? 736 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,286 Oh, look, Bobby Brady grew a brain cell. 737 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:09,021 - Way to go, dumbass. - Hey, hey, hey. 738 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,123 That's not even the dumbest thing this shit stain did. 739 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:14,626 - Shit. - What else did I do? 740 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,463 You drove away with this in your vehicle! 741 00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:18,697 - God. - Is that bad? 742 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,299 Yeah, it is! 743 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:24,470 You never, ever, ever come to my gas station again. 744 00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:25,704 Capisce?! 745 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:26,906 Never, ever, ever! 746 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:28,407 Wait. (stammering) 747 00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:30,176 Sir, please! Can you hold on a minute? 748 00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,344 - No! - No, no. We're a band! We're opening for Green Day! 749 00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:33,645 Please, we need to make it to L.A.! 750 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,247 Yeah, nobody gives a shit! 751 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,649 Sir, I'm begging you! I'm so sorry for my friend! 752 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,018 That has nothing to do with me! 753 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,988 Please, please, please, please, please! 754 00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,522 Fuck! 755 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,994 I'm sorry, Tommy. 756 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,062 - I don't want to hear anything. - I'm sorry, okay? 757 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,663 I used the green one! 758 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,432 Yeah, the green one is fucking diesel, Fred. 759 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:54,934 And I don't know what that is, Chad! 760 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,568 It means you're a dumbass, okay?! 761 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,204 And-and-and my brother's gonna kill me! 762 00:28:58,370 --> 00:28:59,571 Yeah, and we're stranded now. 763 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,874 Oh, everybody's always like, "Go green." 764 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:02,942 So that's what I did! 765 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,676 - CHAD: Yeah. - I went green! 766 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,112 CHAD: And now we're not fucking going anywhere. 767 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,513 TOMMY: Way to go, Fred. 768 00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:09,949 (sighs) 769 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,450 You calling a tow truck? 770 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:14,053 No, I'm calling my mom. 771 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,788 Why-why are you calling your mom? 772 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,790 Because he probably needs some more cream for in his butt! 773 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,059 It wasn't in my butt, okay? 774 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,760 It was around the rim. 775 00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:24,430 I'm done, guys. I'm done. 776 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,633 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. We-we can't go home. 777 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,401 Dude, this is silly. 778 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,770 (stammers) Tré Cool called 779 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,105 and said we should open for them? 780 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,540 It doesn't make sense. 781 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,308 Yeah, you didn't fucking talk to him. 782 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,210 Okay. It's fair. 783 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:41,213 But did you think maybe he was just joking? 784 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,149 (Tommy scoffs) 785 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:44,917 (stammers) 786 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,752 - Joking? - Yeah. 787 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,089 He was just messing with us. 788 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,263 You think he was joking? 789 00:29:58,164 --> 00:29:59,765 I don't know. 790 00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,503 Okay. (sniffles) 791 00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,772 It's possible that he was joking. 792 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,341 But what if he wasn't? 793 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,676 That's also possible. 794 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,144 FRED: I mean, yeah, dude. 795 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,279 Like, it happened for the Linda Lindas, 796 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:14,146 and they're younger than we are. 797 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,747 See? It could happen! 798 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,583 Okay, so we're not going home. 799 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:20,920 Okay, we're gonna push the car down to those lights over there. 800 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:22,121 Let's go. 801 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:24,490 ("Panic Song" by Green Day playing) 802 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,525 - (hood shuts) - Let's go, Chad. 803 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,096 CHAD: What lights? 804 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:32,598 Come on, Chad. 805 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:33,765 I'm going! 806 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:34,766 Hurry up! 807 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:37,036 ♪ ♪ 808 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:43,475 - TOMMY: Fucking ass. - (airplane passing overhead) 809 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:44,810 Please fuck off. 810 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:45,978 FRED: Hey! You see that? 811 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,213 A-An airplane? 812 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,814 We should be on a fucking airplane, 813 00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:51,150 not pushing this car, Tommy. 814 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,555 (song fades) 815 00:30:58,124 --> 00:31:01,027 ♪ Do you have the time ♪ 816 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,862 ♪ To listen to me whine ♪ 817 00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:08,834 ♪ About nothing and everything all at... ♪ 818 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,669 Hmm? 819 00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,171 No. Wait. No. 820 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,740 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 821 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,375 No, no! 822 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:17,977 Wayne! 823 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,012 - What's going on, man? - Where's the fucking cab?! 824 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,347 - What? The cab's-- - Where... 825 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,382 Where's the fucking cab?! (pants) 826 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:24,816 - Where's the fucking cab?! - Oh, no. 827 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,718 - Not today. - Dude, where the fuck is it?! 828 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,587 Not today. Not today! 829 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,856 (panting) Is it there? Do you see it? 830 00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:32,191 (panting) 831 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:35,594 - Mushrooms. - That little son of a bitch. 832 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:38,864 - (whooping) - Ah! 833 00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:41,433 WAYNE: I'm gonna kill this fucking kid. 834 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:45,704 (grunting) 835 00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:47,173 Turn in here. 836 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:49,675 - MAN: Hey, brother. - MAN 2: Hey, dude. Hey. 837 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:50,776 (Tommy groans) 838 00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:53,079 (indistinct chatter) 839 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,582 All right. 840 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,521 (sighs) Okay, let's, uh... 841 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,423 Let's see if someone in here can help us. 842 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:05,791 Are you sure? 843 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,893 I mean, that doesn't seem like a safe... 844 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,397 Good evening, sirs. 845 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,401 Um, I'm not leaving my bass in the car. 846 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,803 Yeah, good point. Can you get mine? 847 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:20,406 (band playing "Most Messed Up" by Old 97's) 848 00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,608 (lively chatter) 849 00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:31,917 (glasses clinking) 850 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:34,653 ♪ Yeah, I need a little, need a little, need a little ♪ 851 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,922 ♪ Need a little sympathy ♪ 852 00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:39,291 ♪ Yeah, I need a little, need a little, need a little ♪ 853 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,893 ♪ Need a little sympathy ♪ 854 00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:42,894 Yeah! 855 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,496 WILMA: Hey! We got time 856 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:45,931 for one more band. 857 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:48,234 - $500 cash prize. - TOMMY: Wait. 858 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,568 Wait, 500 bucks? 859 00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,137 I'm sorry, ma'am. We're not here for that. 860 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,504 W-We actually need help. 861 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,173 Um, no, no, actually, we'd like to sign up. 862 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,974 - All right. - Hey, what the hell are you doing? 863 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,244 Do you want to keep on pulling out your credit card? 864 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,646 Guys, we don't know any country songs. 865 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:01,980 Yeah, we do. 866 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:03,482 Ain't that right, Fred? 867 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,584 - Yeah, we do. - CHAD: What song? 868 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:07,319 - What song is that? - Sign us up! 869 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,488 - Hey, go get your shit. - Wh-- No! 870 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:10,789 Guys, no, we will get jumped! 871 00:33:10,956 --> 00:33:12,658 We can't do that here. Fred, stop! 872 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,360 - Seriously. - Aah! We're playing this shit! 873 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:16,828 - Stop. - Get your ass on that stage, boy. 874 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,364 (cheering, applause) 875 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:19,465 Here we go! 876 00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:21,100 All right, hey, hey! 877 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:22,634 Everyone settle the fuck down! 878 00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,970 We have one more band. Get up here, guys! 879 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:26,172 Come on. 880 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,207 Come on up here. 881 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:33,011 These guys are from... 882 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:35,314 I don't know where they're from, actually. 883 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:39,485 This is your name? Serious-Seriously? 884 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,621 Give it up for Anal Dogs! 885 00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:43,822 (laughter) 886 00:33:43,989 --> 00:33:47,393 - What the fuck, Fred? - (jeering) 887 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,995 We're actually called Analog Dogs. 888 00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:52,131 MAN: Who let the dogs out?! 889 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:54,233 CROWD: Who, who, who, who, who?! 890 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,234 (booing) 891 00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:57,203 Go buy a fucking razor. 892 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,140 Okay, this is for all you lovers out there. 893 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:02,574 Ready? 894 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:05,311 (playing Green Day's "Dominated Love Slave") 895 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:10,816 ♪ I want to be your dominated love slave ♪ 896 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,253 ♪ I want to be the one who takes the pain ♪ 897 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,054 - FRED: Take my pain. - ♪ You can smack me ♪ 898 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,857 ♪ When I do not behave ♪ 899 00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:21,560 ♪ Mack me in the forehead with a chain ♪ 900 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:26,064 ♪ 'Cause I love feeling dirty ♪ 901 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,534 ♪ And I love feeling cheap ♪ 902 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,035 So cheap. 903 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:33,572 ♪ And I love it when you hurt me ♪ 904 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,841 ♪ So drive them staples deep ♪ 905 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,409 Hit that shit, Chad! 906 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:40,579 ♪ You can slap me and call me naughty ♪ 907 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:43,415 ♪ Put a belt sander against my skin ♪ 908 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,083 FRED: Woo-hoo! 909 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,519 ♪ I want to feel pain all over my body ♪ 910 00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:50,689 ♪ I can't wait to be punished for my sins ♪ 911 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,124 FRED: Come on, y'all! 912 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:55,026 ♪ I love feeling dirty ♪ 913 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:58,096 ♪ And I love feeling cheap ♪ 914 00:34:58,264 --> 00:34:59,598 Like your mom! 915 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:02,901 ♪ And I love it when you hurt me ♪ 916 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:05,171 ♪ So drive them staples deep ♪ 917 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:06,938 Lose your fucking mind! 918 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,407 ♪ ♪ 919 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,942 (cheering) 920 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:24,890 (crowd singing along): ♪ 'Cause I love feeling dirty ♪ 921 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,959 ♪ And I love feeling cheap ♪ 922 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,461 So cheap! 923 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,997 ♪ And I love it when you hurt me ♪ 924 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:35,801 ♪ So drive... ♪ 925 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,936 Them staples! 926 00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:41,273 - (song ends) - (cheering, applause) 927 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:46,011 - (whooping) - MAN: Anal Dogs! 928 00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:48,247 (Wilma hollering) 929 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,117 (shouting excitedly) 930 00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:53,285 Yeah! 931 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:54,520 All right! 932 00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:57,523 We got ourselves a winner! 933 00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,591 Here you go, guys. 934 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:01,860 (cheering, applause) 935 00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:04,095 Whoo! 936 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:08,200 See, Chad? High school does pay off! 937 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,236 Wait, I'm sorr-- high school? 938 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:11,803 How old are you boys? 939 00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,640 - 17. - Aw, shit. 940 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,308 You got to give it back. 941 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:17,476 - Come on. - (booing) 942 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:18,577 No, hey! Shut up! 943 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,579 No, there are rules! 944 00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:22,180 You have to be 21 to enter. 945 00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:23,482 - It says it on the form. - (booing) 946 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:24,983 TOMMY: Okay, um, do any of you 947 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:26,985 - know how to fix a car? - WILMA: Oh. 948 00:36:27,152 --> 00:36:28,987 Colby. He's the best mechanic around. 949 00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:31,490 Colby? You back there? Colber? 950 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:33,792 (crickets chirping) 951 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,770 I can fix it. 952 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,840 I just need a wrench 953 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:52,010 and a Crescent wrench and-and hammer. 954 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,645 Two hammers and a wrench. 955 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,180 Goddamn it, Colby. These boys are stranded, 956 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,649 - and you're drunk. - I'm not drunk. 957 00:36:57,816 --> 00:37:00,919 I can fix it. I just need a whole bunch of oil... 958 00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:04,022 and a hammer to unscrew the driveshafts 959 00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:07,225 and, um, a f-- what do you c-- uh, the fan thing. 960 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:08,494 I can fix it. 961 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:09,728 Colby, you couldn't fix 962 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,229 a goddamn gin and tonic right now. 963 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:12,764 Oh, I would like a gin and tonic, actually. 964 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,766 Oh, yeah, I bet you would. 965 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:15,934 I'm gonna go have one. 966 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,869 And, um... 967 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:21,106 maybe a rum and Coke and a margarita. 968 00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,942 Dude, we're opening for Green Day, 969 00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,445 and we need to be to L.A. by New Year's. 970 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:27,779 Sorry, boys. 971 00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:29,515 That's not happening. 972 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,451 Come on, man. 973 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,120 Fuck. 974 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:38,424 (quietly): Fuck, fuck. 975 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,191 - Now what? - (sighs) 976 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,428 Um... 977 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:46,097 I mean, I have an idea. 978 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,535 What if we just cut off the left side of the car? 979 00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:51,236 Why would we do that? 980 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:54,072 Well, 'cause then everything would be all right. 981 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,907 Look, I'm really not in the mood 982 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:57,709 for your dumb fucking jokes right now. 983 00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,379 (sighs) All right, guys. 984 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:01,880 I'm out. 985 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:03,615 What do you mean you're out? 986 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:04,950 I'm done. 987 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:06,952 Later, bitches. 988 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,887 Whoa, dude. What about us? 989 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,990 There is no us. 990 00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:13,592 Uh... 991 00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,160 Right, Fred? 992 00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:18,229 What's he talking about? You want out, too? 993 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:21,333 Uh, uh, not really, 994 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,169 but wh-what other choice do we have, man? 995 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:25,937 We're fucking teenagers. 996 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,239 We have nothing but choices. 997 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:36,147 You know, I get it. 998 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,916 All right, you're scared. 999 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:40,419 All right? I-I'm fucking scared, too. 1000 00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:42,087 Okay, the Palladium? All those fucking people? 1001 00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,289 I'm terrified. 1002 00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:46,625 All right? But, you know what, I-I bet Keith Moon freaked out 1003 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:48,093 a time or two. 1004 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:49,861 But did he ever fucking quit? 1005 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,197 (sighs) 1006 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:53,599 And you always talk about Dee Dee Ramone 1007 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,033 and how that guy has nothing to lose. 1008 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,602 You've got less than him. 1009 00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:59,337 I mean, come on! 1010 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,172 (sighs) 1011 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,176 You know what? I'm drawing a line. 1012 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,645 Okay? 1013 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,981 Last year or next year? Because I'm not going back. 1014 00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:12,851 I know what's back there. It's all the bullshit. 1015 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,520 Okay? So... 1016 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,522 I drew a line. 1017 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,825 You can't really see it, but it's there. 1018 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,960 I can see it. 1019 00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:23,629 (sighs) 1020 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:27,065 Then what are you gonna choose? 1021 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:30,068 Last year or next year? 1022 00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:33,639 Uh... 1023 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:35,073 Next year, dude. 1024 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,808 Come on, Chad. 1025 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:38,176 I mean, that-- 1026 00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:40,178 that was fucking awesome! 1027 00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:42,481 I mean, don't you want to feel like that again? 1028 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,850 It's... 1029 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:49,488 Guys, I'm not even sure I'm gonna be in the band next year. 1030 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,558 What-what are you talking about? 1031 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,562 My parents say I got to, like, 1032 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,564 start focusing on college now. 1033 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,398 FRED: College? 1034 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,769 What about Keith Moon, man? 1035 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,270 WILMA: Hey, boys! 1036 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:09,675 Is it true you're opening for Green Day on New Year's Eve? 1037 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:10,776 Yeah. 1038 00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,110 Shit. 1039 00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:13,612 You got to get your butts out of here. 1040 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,847 We don't have a car. 1041 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,216 What about that thing? 1042 00:40:18,383 --> 00:40:20,051 I had a customer leave it here, like, a year ago 1043 00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:21,553 'cause he couldn't pay his bar tab. 1044 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,855 I think he lived in it for a little bit. 1045 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,891 - Well, does it run? - WILMA: For sure. 1046 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,058 Colby fixed it. 1047 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:29,260 - I'm a mechanic. - Sometimes. 1048 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,130 Yeah! We're going to L.A., Chadsky! 1049 00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:34,533 - Go. - I-I-I don't know how to thank you. 1050 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,767 You don't need to thank me. 1051 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:37,102 Just go give 'em hell. 1052 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,771 (chuckles softly) Thank you. 1053 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,039 (cheering) 1054 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,875 ("Haushinka" by Green Day playing) 1055 00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:48,079 (engine starts) 1056 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:05,564 ♪ Haushinka is a girl with a peculiar name ♪ 1057 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:10,736 ♪ I met her on the eve of my birthday ♪ 1058 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:12,337 - ♪ Did she know? ♪ - ♪ Did she know? ♪ 1059 00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:15,173 ♪ Did she know before she went away? ♪ 1060 00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:17,509 - ♪ Does she know? ♪ - ♪ Does she know? ♪ 1061 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:18,744 ♪ Does she know? ♪ 1062 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:21,246 ♪ But it's too damn late ♪ 1063 00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:24,449 ♪ This girl has gone far away ♪ 1064 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:26,918 ♪ Now she's gone ♪ 1065 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:29,988 ♪ This girl has gone far away ♪ 1066 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:31,690 ♪ Now she's gone ♪ 1067 00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:36,027 ♪ Now she's gone, now she's all gone. ♪ 1068 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:37,863 - (banging) - CASSIDY: Hello? 1069 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:38,964 (banging) 1070 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,366 Hey, hey! Excuse me? Hello? 1071 00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:43,101 Anyone-- Oh. 1072 00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,303 (groans) What's up? 1073 00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:46,672 Uh, could I get a sundae? 1074 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,707 - A what? - A sundae. 1075 00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:51,009 Like an ice cream sundae. 1076 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,845 Oh. Oh, no, we don't have ice cream. 1077 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,346 Seriously? 1078 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,448 I mean, dude, you're driving an ice cream truck. 1079 00:41:58,383 --> 00:42:00,719 Yeah. But it's not, like-like, o-ours. 1080 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:01,787 Oh. 1081 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,622 Man, that's not cool. 1082 00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:05,156 Uh, I don't know about you, Cassidy, 1083 00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,025 but my heart's a little broken. 1084 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:09,227 - CASSIDY: Yeah. Me, too. - You should be ashamed of yourself. 1085 00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:11,462 (chuckles softly) Um... 1086 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,498 Uh, yeah, sorry. Um... 1087 00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:15,333 W-We're just a band. 1088 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,902 We borrowed this. We're driving to L.A. 1089 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:18,336 You're a band? 1090 00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:19,404 Yeah. 1091 00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:20,672 What kind of music? 1092 00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:21,840 Good music. 1093 00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:23,842 (chuckles) Really? 1094 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,011 Good music. 1095 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:28,479 Interesting. 1096 00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:31,650 Yeah. Interesting. 1097 00:42:31,817 --> 00:42:33,484 Uh, uh, uh, hey, uh, 1098 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:35,386 wh-what do you mean, "interesting"? 1099 00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:41,259 (entry bell chiming) 1100 00:42:41,426 --> 00:42:43,561 ♪ ♪ 1101 00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:56,441 (video game sound effects playing) 1102 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:05,583 You looking for me? 1103 00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:06,952 Sorry? 1104 00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:10,588 Oh, no, I was looking for, um, these. 1105 00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,592 (stammers) Downy Fabric Softener? 1106 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,562 Yeah, I need some Downy Fa... uh, whatever you just said. 1107 00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:20,298 (chuckles): Yeah, you doing much laundry? 1108 00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:23,935 Oh, is that what these are for? 1109 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:27,405 Okay, um... 1110 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:28,974 maybe I was looking for you. 1111 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,643 Mm, cool. I was looking for you. 1112 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,444 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1113 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,280 There is a party I wanted to tell you about. 1114 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,816 Cool. I like parties. 1115 00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:39,317 (laughs): Yeah? 1116 00:43:39,484 --> 00:43:40,986 Why were you looking for me? 1117 00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,888 'Cause I was wondering if you were gonna tell me 1118 00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:45,090 - about any parties. - (laughs) 1119 00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:48,459 Yeah, well, then, you are in luck. 1120 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,329 There is one at this place called The Hole in Amarillo. 1121 00:43:51,496 --> 00:43:52,964 It's only, like, 30 minutes from here, 1122 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,399 but there's a little map. 1123 00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:56,134 Shit, um... 1124 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,303 I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it. 1125 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:00,505 We have to get to L.A. by New Year's. 1126 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,641 You think you're making it to L.A. in that thing? 1127 00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:06,077 - (laughs softly) - CHAD: Tommy. 1128 00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:07,478 You have the credit card? 1129 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,480 Yeah, yeah. 1130 00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:14,820 Oh, and, um, uh, go get yourself some ice cream. 1131 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,654 CASSIDY: Thank you. 1132 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,256 That is very generous. 1133 00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,191 - Oh, I'm not paying for it. - (laughs) 1134 00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:23,194 ("Bobby Sox" by Green Day playing) 1135 00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:24,996 Hey. Let me fill you up. 1136 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:26,865 (laughing) 1137 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:34,172 ♪ Do you wanna be my girlfriend? ♪ 1138 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:38,609 ♪ I'll take you to a movie that we've already seen ♪ 1139 00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:43,815 ♪ Or sit at home and watch reruns ♪ 1140 00:44:43,982 --> 00:44:45,817 ♪ There's no other place I wanna be ♪ 1141 00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:49,654 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1142 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,292 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1143 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,662 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1144 00:44:57,829 --> 00:45:00,231 ♪ Do you wanna be my girlfriend? ♪ 1145 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:02,667 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1146 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,870 ♪ Do you wanna be my girlfriend? ♪ 1147 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,671 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1148 00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:10,141 ♪ Do you wanna be my boyfriend? ♪ 1149 00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:14,712 ♪ We'll walk the cemetery, and I'll kiss you again ♪ 1150 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:19,350 ♪ And make our dead friends blush, oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪ 1151 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:23,021 ♪ We'll be getting married right there on the scene... ♪ 1152 00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:25,223 All right, boys, we're taking a detour. 1153 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,925 Wait, what? 1154 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:30,728 FRED: Aw, dude, Tommy's in love. 1155 00:45:30,896 --> 00:45:32,230 I scream! You scream! 1156 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:34,933 She's gonna scream for your cream! 1157 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:38,103 ♪ And I'll bore you to death, oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪ 1158 00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:40,505 ♪ Doesn't matter when we are in love ♪ 1159 00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:42,774 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1160 00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:46,444 (fading): * Do you wanna be my boyfriend? ♪ 1161 00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:49,280 How the fuck is everybody doing today?! 1162 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:51,449 (loud cheering) 1163 00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:53,684 We are The Paradox. Happy to be out here. 1164 00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:55,220 Fucking shit up for y'all in The Hole. 1165 00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:56,855 This is a song called "Ms. Lauren" 1166 00:45:57,022 --> 00:45:58,423 about a really hot teacher. Hope y'all like it. 1167 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,691 - (guitar playing rock intro) - (cheering loudly) 1168 00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:03,862 (drums join in) 1169 00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:07,799 Get the fuck up! 1170 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:10,101 ♪ ♪ 1171 00:46:11,569 --> 00:46:13,704 (shouting, cheering) 1172 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,976 ♪ I keep on failing, I can't pass a test ♪ 1173 00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:19,610 ♪ And I stay up all night ♪ 1174 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,746 ♪ Don't get sleep, don't get rest ♪ 1175 00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:25,550 ♪ 'Cause I'm thinking about you, you know what I mean ♪ 1176 00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:27,285 ♪ And my bedsheets got stains ♪ 1177 00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:29,821 ♪ 'Cause you're stuck in my dreams, oh, well ♪ 1178 00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:31,890 ♪ 'Cause when your blonde hair's tied up ♪ 1179 00:46:32,057 --> 00:46:33,925 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 1180 00:46:34,092 --> 00:46:37,829 ♪ We got to find a way to stop me from falling for you ♪ 1181 00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:39,764 ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ 1182 00:46:42,233 --> 00:46:44,302 CHAD: Where are we going? 1183 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,938 FRED: Where the hell are we? 1184 00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:52,243 CHAD: This is The Hole? 1185 00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:54,812 (laughter, indistinct chatter) 1186 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,182 FRED: Dude. Girls. 1187 00:46:57,348 --> 00:46:59,084 CHAD: And they actually have teeth, Fred. 1188 00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:01,920 (crowd chatter) 1189 00:47:02,087 --> 00:47:03,421 (rock band playing in distance) 1190 00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:05,823 OLIVIA: ♪ I just get down ♪ 1191 00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:10,595 ♪ Staying in, losing friends and breaking out ♪ 1192 00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:15,433 ♪ Try to keep it out of my mind, but there's no doubt ♪ 1193 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,635 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1194 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:20,105 ♪ It's all I ever think about ♪ 1195 00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:22,507 ♪ I care and I'm so kind ♪ 1196 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,675 ♪ Tiptoe the finest line ♪ 1197 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:28,646 ♪ It's been growing all my life, oh-oh ♪ 1198 00:47:28,813 --> 00:47:31,216 ♪ The pressure on my spine ♪ 1199 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:33,818 ♪ To win love like it's a prize ♪ 1200 00:47:33,985 --> 00:47:37,555 ♪ I say it all the time, but really it's so fine ♪ 1201 00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:39,790 ♪ Didn't wanna talk about it ♪ 1202 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:42,027 ♪ I don't wanna cry ♪ 1203 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,029 ♪ Didn't wanna think about it ♪ 1204 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,531 ♪ I don't have the time ♪ 1205 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,499 ♪ Didn't wanna talk about it ♪ 1206 00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,668 ♪ I don't wanna cry ♪ 1207 00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:52,904 ♪ Didn't wanna think about it ♪ 1208 00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,140 ♪ I don't have the time. ♪ 1209 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:56,841 - Hey, Chad. - Yeah? 1210 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:58,576 You want to eat Wayne's mushrooms? 1211 00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:00,378 Dude, what? No, of course not. 1212 00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:02,513 Have you met me? (scoffs) 1213 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,815 (music continues playing in distance) 1214 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,823 - (horn honking) - (tires squealing) 1215 00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:14,525 Whoa! 1216 00:48:14,692 --> 00:48:16,494 - Eat a bag of dicks, asshole! - Whoa, Keith. 1217 00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:18,029 (horn honking) 1218 00:48:18,196 --> 00:48:19,197 (tires squealing) 1219 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:20,365 They didn't have any onion rings, 1220 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:21,899 so I got you celery sticks. 1221 00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:24,269 Celery... Why-why not fries? 1222 00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:25,937 I thought you wanted a vegetable. 1223 00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:27,538 Isn't that why you ordered an onion? 1224 00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:29,874 Onion rings is not a fucking vegetable, Keith. 1225 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,176 But they are, dawg. 1226 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:32,510 Did you not learn your food groups? 1227 00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:33,611 Who fucking dropped you? 1228 00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:35,280 - (phone ringing) - It's my mom. 1229 00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:36,747 - Just be quiet, please. - All right. She's hot, though. 1230 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,183 - Say hi. - Shut the fuck... 1231 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:39,550 What's up, Jodi?! 1232 00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:41,452 Hey, Mom, sorry. Keith. Um... 1233 00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:43,955 JODI (over phone): Wayne, Wayne, where's Tommy? 1234 00:48:44,122 --> 00:48:45,957 He's not answering his phone. 1235 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:47,692 - What? - He's missing. 1236 00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:49,894 I'm afraid he went to Los Angeles on his own. 1237 00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:51,963 Missing? No, he... Tom... No, he's not missing. 1238 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:54,465 Tommy's with me. I mean, I'm with him. We're together. 1239 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,101 Oh, you're with him? 1240 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,402 Yeah, yeah, I'm with him. 1241 00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:58,803 I decided to take him to L.A. 1242 00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:00,938 He should've told you. Did he not tell you? 1243 00:49:02,707 --> 00:49:04,875 TOMMY: Yo, you guys were fucking awesome. 1244 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:07,312 (laughs) Thanks. 1245 00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:09,080 What happened to going to L.A.? 1246 00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:10,881 Um, you know what? 1247 00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:13,084 It was the fabric softener. 1248 00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:14,752 You know, I was driving along and I thought to myself, 1249 00:49:14,919 --> 00:49:16,754 "I really should've bought that fabric softener." 1250 00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:18,889 Mm. Yeah, no, you're gonna regret that. 1251 00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:20,325 Oh, I know. I really fucked up. 1252 00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:22,227 - (yelling) - (laughter) 1253 00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:25,396 Guy's in a hurry. 1254 00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:27,598 (laughs nervously) 1255 00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:31,469 What are you gonna do now? 1256 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:34,439 Oh, well, my plan was to go to this party 1257 00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:36,074 and ask that girl from the store... 1258 00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:37,308 Ask her what? 1259 00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:39,344 For her number. 1260 00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:42,847 Hold this. 1261 00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:44,649 Wha... 1262 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,117 What are you writing? 1263 00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:49,354 I highly recommend you don't wash this shirt. 1264 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:53,291 Okay. What about your name? 1265 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:55,926 (Tommy chuckles) 1266 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,298 Olivia? 1267 00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:01,866 - Mm-hmm. - Olivia. 1268 00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:03,434 I like the way you say it. 1269 00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:04,702 (deep voice): Olivia. 1270 00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:06,137 (normal voice): I'm sorry. I... 1271 00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:07,672 (grunts, laughs) 1272 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,340 Um... 1273 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,008 - Oh, God. - Tommy, right? 1274 00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:12,810 Yeah, yeah. 1275 00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:14,212 Thanks for coming, Tommy. 1276 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:15,980 Uh, thanks for inviting me. 1277 00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:19,150 Hey, guys, these skaters are so lit. 1278 00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:22,853 (clicks tongue) He's a work in progress. 1279 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,391 (Fred screaming) 1280 00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:28,993 Oh, my God. 1281 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,796 I don't have hands. 1282 00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:33,198 Tommy? 1283 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:36,033 ♪ ♪ 1284 00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:40,238 Hey, um... can you see me? 1285 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,074 Do you guys hear a voice? 1286 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:45,476 (laughs): Oh, my God, there's a ghost. 1287 00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:48,079 ♪ ♪ 1288 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,183 What the hell? Have I heard of you guys? 1289 00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:53,684 No, definitely not. 1290 00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:56,254 Then how... how are you opening for Green Day? 1291 00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:58,523 - Honestly, I don't know. - CASSIDY: Hey, guys. 1292 00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,991 Th-There's something's wrong with your friend. 1293 00:51:03,027 --> 00:51:04,262 - TOMMY: Fred! - (Fred screaming in distance) 1294 00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:06,164 OLIVIA: Fred? 1295 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:08,699 FRED (in distance): Oh, my God... 1296 00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:10,568 Fred, where you at, bud? 1297 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:11,836 Fred! 1298 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,271 FRED: Stop talking to me! 1299 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,072 Fucking invisible, man. 1300 00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,275 What's up? 1301 00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:19,277 I just want to be seen, man. 1302 00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,045 I just want to be seen. 1303 00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:22,680 - (sighs) - I've been so lonely, dude. 1304 00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:25,082 (whispering): I, um, I think he took mushrooms. 1305 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:26,617 - (Fred continues indistinctly) - Oh. 1306 00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:27,952 FRED: This just fucking sucks, man. 1307 00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:29,887 I just want to be seen. 1308 00:51:30,054 --> 00:51:31,756 It's all I want to be. 1309 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,124 (groans): Oh, my God. 1310 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:35,226 Let me try and talk to him. 1311 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:36,894 FRED: Oh, it's so fucking bad, dude. 1312 00:51:37,061 --> 00:51:39,430 It's so fucking bad, 'cause I'm fucking invisible. 1313 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:43,368 I'm never gonna make it, 'cause I have a fucking ghost penis. 1314 00:51:46,237 --> 00:51:48,038 Fred! 1315 00:51:48,206 --> 00:51:50,441 Where are you, man? I can't see you. 1316 00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:54,412 If-if you're... (sighs) 1317 00:51:54,579 --> 00:51:56,547 If you're around here, you can take my hand 1318 00:51:56,714 --> 00:51:58,816 so that I know where you are. 1319 00:51:58,983 --> 00:52:00,251 Oh. 1320 00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:02,487 Shoot, there you are, man. 1321 00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:05,556 (sighs) 1322 00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:09,794 Mm, good news: I can feel you. 1323 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,397 Uh, and I can hear you. 1324 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:18,269 How about we just sit here and breathe for a minute? 1325 00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:23,341 Look, Fred, 1326 00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:27,345 it totally, totally sucks that you're invisible right now. 1327 00:52:27,512 --> 00:52:28,913 But, you know, I am sure 1328 00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:31,649 that this whole invisible thing will wear off soon. 1329 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,684 I-If you kind of think about it, 1330 00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:35,453 this is actually kind of cool. 1331 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:38,523 I personally have never met an invisible person before. 1332 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:39,757 Have you? 1333 00:52:39,924 --> 00:52:42,159 I've never met anybody invisible. 1334 00:52:42,327 --> 00:52:44,262 Yeah. Dude, you're, like, the first invisible person 1335 00:52:44,429 --> 00:52:46,030 to ever exist. 1336 00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,865 That's pretty fucking cool, man. 1337 00:52:48,032 --> 00:52:50,134 - OLIVIA: Whoa. - (Fred and Olivia laughing) 1338 00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:51,436 Actually, you know what we should do? 1339 00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:53,170 Is we should get your band onstage, 1340 00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:54,972 - and that way you can, like, play a show... - TOMMY: Mm. 1341 00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:57,542 ...while you're still invisible, yeah? 1342 00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,544 It's a pretty cool idea, dude. 1343 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:02,680 Well, I guess that means... 1344 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,449 it's showtime, dude. 1345 00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:06,050 TOMMY: That's the spirit. 1346 00:53:06,217 --> 00:53:07,818 (Fred panting) 1347 00:53:07,985 --> 00:53:10,120 (grunting) 1348 00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:11,789 Bye, man. 1349 00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:15,526 How did you do that? 1350 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,362 Um... 1351 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:21,232 my sister used to have panic attacks, so... 1352 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,834 You're incredible. 1353 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:25,035 (both laugh softly) 1354 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,871 (thunder rumbling) 1355 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,707 (lively crowd chatter) 1356 00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:33,478 - We're playing "Freaking Out." - Yeah? 1357 00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:35,246 Is it gonna rain? 1358 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,214 D-Don't worry about it. 1359 00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,752 Stand there. 1360 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:43,554 TOMMY: Yo! 1361 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,155 We're Analog Dogs! 1362 00:53:45,323 --> 00:53:47,692 (whooping and cheering) 1363 00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:49,894 Hit that shit, Fred. 1364 00:53:52,363 --> 00:53:54,231 (playing rock intro) 1365 00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:56,734 (crowd cheering) 1366 00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:58,102 ♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪ 1367 00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:00,104 ♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1368 00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:01,839 ♪ Everybody's freaking me, freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1369 00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:03,173 ♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪ 1370 00:54:03,341 --> 00:54:04,442 ♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1371 00:54:04,609 --> 00:54:05,776 ♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪ 1372 00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:07,111 ♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1373 00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,514 ♪ Guns and ammunition ♪ 1374 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,449 ♪ Hide under the desk ♪ 1375 00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:14,519 ♪ I got no sense of direction ♪ 1376 00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:16,621 ♪ I'm just scared to death ♪ 1377 00:54:16,787 --> 00:54:19,690 - ♪ Too much noise in my head ♪ - (thunder rumbling) 1378 00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:21,459 ♪ Everybody's freaking me, freaking me ♪ 1379 00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:23,294 ♪ Freaking out, everybody's freaking me ♪ 1380 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:24,629 ♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1381 00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:25,963 ♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪ 1382 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:27,264 ♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1383 00:54:27,432 --> 00:54:28,599 ♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪ 1384 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,200 ♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1385 00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:31,469 ♪ There is no such thing as youth ♪ 1386 00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:34,472 ♪ And I don't give a shit ♪ 1387 00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:36,807 ♪ Got my back against the wall ♪ 1388 00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:39,444 ♪ Handcuffs on my wrists ♪ 1389 00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:41,946 ♪ I'm surrounded with assholes ♪ 1390 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,914 ♪ Everybody's freaking me, freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1391 00:54:44,081 --> 00:54:45,249 ♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪ 1392 00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:46,551 ♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1393 00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:47,885 ♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪ 1394 00:54:48,052 --> 00:54:49,887 ♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪ 1395 00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:51,489 ♪ Everybody's freaking me, freaking me, freaking out. ♪ 1396 00:54:51,656 --> 00:54:54,224 - (song ends) - (cheering wildly) 1397 00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,564 (cheering continues) 1398 00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:02,299 ♪ ♪ 1399 00:55:08,473 --> 00:55:09,840 Fucking fell into the pit, and all the people, 1400 00:55:10,007 --> 00:55:11,141 they picked you up. 1401 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,142 - Is your face good? - I didn't fall. 1402 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,611 I did not enjoy that. 1403 00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:15,245 I'm all dirty. 1404 00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:16,581 WILMA: Hey. 1405 00:55:16,747 --> 00:55:18,649 What do you want with that car? 1406 00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,017 Uh, this is actually mine. 1407 00:55:20,184 --> 00:55:21,285 Is my little brother inside? 1408 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:22,687 - Tommy? - Yeah. 1409 00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:23,954 No, they left. 1410 00:55:24,121 --> 00:55:25,623 - Where'd they go? - California. 1411 00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:26,824 They're opening for Green Day. 1412 00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:27,992 They're not, though. 1413 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:29,827 I-I played a prank on them. 1414 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,662 Wow. 1415 00:55:32,763 --> 00:55:34,298 That's a dick move. 1416 00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:35,666 Yeah, I know. 1417 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,036 - WILMA: What an asshole. - (phone buzzing) 1418 00:55:39,203 --> 00:55:40,671 WAYNE: Oh, shit, it's my mom. 1419 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,172 KEITH: Don't answer it. 1420 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,608 Hey, Mom. 1421 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:45,209 JODI (over phone): Where the hell is Tommy? 1422 00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:47,177 Where's Tommy? 1423 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,646 Oh, he's right here. 1424 00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:50,948 Oh. Thank God. Put him on the phone. 1425 00:55:51,115 --> 00:55:53,350 Okay, sure. Yeah, uh, one second. 1426 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:56,020 Can you do Tommy? 1427 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,656 (laughing): Can I do Tommy, bro? 1428 00:55:58,823 --> 00:56:00,691 Are you kidding? Give me that. 1429 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,493 Give me that. 1430 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:06,997 Uh, hi, Mom. 1431 00:56:07,164 --> 00:56:08,699 Tommy? 1432 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:09,900 Yeah. Hi, Mommy. 1433 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:12,136 We're having a great time. What's up? 1434 00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:14,371 Is this Keith? 1435 00:56:14,539 --> 00:56:16,741 What? I wish. 1436 00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:18,476 Nah, I'm just Tommy. 1437 00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:20,010 Shut up, Keith. 1438 00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:21,912 - Put Wayne back on. - For sure, Jodi. 1439 00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,347 Uh, I can't do Tommy. 1440 00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:24,915 - I can only do celebrities. - Shut up, man. 1441 00:56:25,082 --> 00:56:26,350 Well, he's not famous, bro. 1442 00:56:26,517 --> 00:56:28,352 - He's not even verified. - Hey, Mom. 1443 00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,220 What the hell is going on there, Wayne? 1444 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,389 Tommy told Chad that I was driving the boys 1445 00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:33,758 to Los Angeles. 1446 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,426 W-Well, why would he say that? 1447 00:56:35,593 --> 00:56:37,562 - I'm driving him. He's lying. - (door handle rattling) 1448 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,765 Well, uh, Chad's mom just came into the restaurant. 1449 00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:43,167 She's obviously a little shocked. 1450 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,670 I don't... I mean, what the hell? 1451 00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,237 Where is Tommy? 1452 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,106 I-I don't know. 1453 00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:50,541 Wayne. 1454 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,777 Wayne, listen to me. 1455 00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:55,012 I've already lost a husband, Wayne. 1456 00:56:55,179 --> 00:56:57,915 I can't handle losing a son. 1457 00:56:58,082 --> 00:56:59,216 Yeah, I know, Mom. 1458 00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:01,018 I'm sorry. 1459 00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:02,920 You really don't have to keep on doing this. 1460 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:04,121 It's fine. 1461 00:57:04,288 --> 00:57:06,056 I want to. 1462 00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:07,224 Ew. 1463 00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:08,859 Never mind. Now I don't. 1464 00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:10,795 You know, um... 1465 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,899 I was thinking. 1466 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:16,534 Mm-hmm. 1467 00:57:16,701 --> 00:57:19,970 What are you, um, what are you doing for New Year's? 1468 00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:24,141 'Cause you should, um... you should come to L.A. with us. 1469 00:57:25,075 --> 00:57:26,276 If you want. 1470 00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:30,214 Yeah, um... 1471 00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:32,483 Nah, it's all good. 1472 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:34,652 - Forget I said anything... - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1473 00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:37,988 Stop. I do. I-I really want to, um... 1474 00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:40,758 - It's just... - Boyfriend? 1475 00:57:41,726 --> 00:57:43,628 You got a boyfriend? She... She's got a boyfriend. 1476 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,163 (laughing): No, I don't have a boyfriend. 1477 00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:47,397 Girlfriend? 1478 00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:48,666 (snorts) No. 1479 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:49,800 - She's got a girlfriend. - (laughing) 1480 00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:51,736 I don't-- no, nothing like that. 1481 00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:54,138 Um, it's just, my parents are out of town. 1482 00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,640 I have to watch my little sister. 1483 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,508 - Cassidy? - Mm-hmm. 1484 00:57:57,675 --> 00:57:59,143 She'll be fine. I mean... 1485 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:01,011 look at her. 1486 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,814 Or we could just take her with us. 1487 00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:06,416 (scoffs): No, not... 1488 00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:09,987 No, I can't do that, Tommy. My parents would kill me. 1489 00:58:12,456 --> 00:58:13,624 Hmm. 1490 00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:18,596 But you're not gonna stay out there, right? 1491 00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:23,167 I don't know. Maybe. 1492 00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:27,037 All right, so then you'll come back through? 1493 00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,674 Maybe. 1494 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,308 CASSIDY: Are you guys gonna kiss? 1495 00:58:31,475 --> 00:58:32,476 'Cause, I mean... 1496 00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:33,844 (Tommy laughs) 1497 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:37,882 I don't know, are we? 1498 00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:40,651 Mm... 1499 00:58:41,986 --> 00:58:43,353 Maybe. 1500 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,822 (Tommy chuckles) 1501 00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:47,157 If you come back. 1502 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:50,360 Well, then, I'm definitely coming back. 1503 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,697 ("Last Night on Earth" by Green Day playing) 1504 00:58:59,804 --> 00:59:04,174 ♪ I text a postcard sent to you ♪ 1505 00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:07,745 ♪ Did it go through? ♪ 1506 00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:13,651 ♪ Sendin' all my love to you ♪ 1507 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:20,691 ♪ You are the moonlight of my life ♪ 1508 00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:24,561 ♪ Every night ♪ 1509 00:59:24,729 --> 00:59:29,499 ♪ Givin' all my love to you ♪ 1510 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:37,608 ♪ My beatin' heart belongs to you ♪ 1511 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:45,683 ♪ I walked for miles till I found you ♪ 1512 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:51,689 - ♪ I'm here to honor you ♪ - CHAD: Sorry, guys. 1513 00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:56,694 ♪ If I lose everything in the fire ♪ 1514 00:59:56,861 --> 01:00:01,298 ♪ I'm sendin' all my love to you. ♪ 1515 01:00:05,870 --> 01:00:08,372 (sign buzzing) 1516 01:00:18,716 --> 01:00:21,752 - (sighs) - (night bird hooting) 1517 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:27,725 Yo, I need you guys to get up. I need your help. 1518 01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:29,559 Huh? What happened? 1519 01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:31,495 I-I don't know, I think I made a wrong turn. 1520 01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:33,130 Come on, get up. 1521 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:35,099 Chad, come on. 1522 01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:37,101 Where the hell is Chad? 1523 01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:39,403 - Where the hell is Chad? - Huh? 1524 01:00:39,569 --> 01:00:41,105 Where the hell is Chad? He's, like, gone. 1525 01:00:41,271 --> 01:00:44,308 Oh, dude, he's just in the front seat, probably. 1526 01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,410 No, he, like, disappeared. 1527 01:00:47,277 --> 01:00:48,846 - Fuck. - (door closes) 1528 01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:52,349 What? 1529 01:00:56,253 --> 01:00:57,621 He quit. 1530 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:00,958 He fucking quit. 1531 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,162 Man, after everything I did for him. 1532 01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:06,764 You know, he was this close to becoming 1533 01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:08,465 such a great rock and roll drummer. 1534 01:01:08,632 --> 01:01:12,669 Now he's just gonna be another... another douchebag. 1535 01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:14,939 FRED: Okay, it's just, he's not desperate, 1536 01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:16,807 Tommy, he's just not like us. 1537 01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:18,108 No, I know, Fred, it's just, 1538 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,344 I never thought he'd actually quit. 1539 01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:25,382 I mean, I'm actually hurt, man. 1540 01:01:25,549 --> 01:01:26,784 (sighs) 1541 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,962 What are we gonna do now? 1542 01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:40,998 What can we do? 1543 01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:42,833 We'll just find a new drummer. 1544 01:01:43,868 --> 01:01:46,570 We can't find a new drummer. The show is in two days. 1545 01:01:47,637 --> 01:01:48,806 (sighs) 1546 01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:51,041 We'll put up really good flyers, man. 1547 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,410 (smacks lips) Hey, give me a break. 1548 01:01:53,577 --> 01:01:55,045 (sighs) 1549 01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:01,418 Where are you going? 1550 01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:03,387 To use the phone. 1551 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:06,590 To make a flyer? 1552 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,592 Wait up. 1553 01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:10,360 Tommy. 1554 01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:15,900 Uh... hello? 1555 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,935 Is anyone there? 1556 01:02:19,669 --> 01:02:21,205 There's a bell. 1557 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:25,042 (rings) 1558 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,578 What's that smell? 1559 01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,580 MAN (softly): Think I'm gonna fuck with these kids. 1560 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:32,016 (normal volume): Can I help you guys? 1561 01:02:32,182 --> 01:02:33,517 (door opens) 1562 01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,720 What can I do for you guys? 1563 01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:37,788 Uh, w-we're lost. 1564 01:02:37,955 --> 01:02:39,456 Can we use your phone? 1565 01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:40,590 My phone? 1566 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,526 You guys don't have phones? 1567 01:02:42,692 --> 01:02:43,928 W-We lost ours. 1568 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:45,729 Mm-hmm. 1569 01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:52,937 Where are you guys from? 1570 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:57,207 - Kansas City. - Kansas City. 1571 01:02:58,075 --> 01:02:59,910 I don't know it. 1572 01:03:00,077 --> 01:03:01,111 Are you serious? 1573 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:02,813 It's in Kansas, the state. 1574 01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:04,281 Yeah, I'm serious. 1575 01:03:04,448 --> 01:03:06,050 I don't know it. 1576 01:03:06,216 --> 01:03:08,919 I know some cities. I know Fresno. 1577 01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:10,087 I know Mesquite. 1578 01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:12,089 I know Rancho Cucamonga. 1579 01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:14,058 That's three. 1580 01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:15,993 Yeah, um, cool. 1581 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,394 We're gonna go. Thank you. 1582 01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:19,429 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1583 01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:21,231 It's not safe out there. 1584 01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,632 It gets very dark at night, 1585 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,468 and strange things happen in the dark. 1586 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:27,471 If I were you, I'd just shack up for the night, 1587 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:29,506 get a nice, restful sleep, 1588 01:03:29,673 --> 01:03:32,776 wake up fresh in the morning, brand-new start. 1589 01:03:32,943 --> 01:03:35,512 Yeah, well, we can't afford it, man. 1590 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:38,682 You can't afford $35? 1591 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,985 We don't have $35. 1592 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,487 Do you have $25? 1593 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:44,821 No, um... 1594 01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:47,992 Actually... we do. 1595 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,960 I stole Chad's card. 1596 01:03:50,127 --> 01:03:52,596 - Here you go. - No, I didn't hear that. 1597 01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:54,965 All right, we doing $25 or $35? 1598 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,667 Tw... 1599 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,005 - $35. - All right. 1600 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,107 - Here we go. - (scanner beeps) 1601 01:04:03,273 --> 01:04:05,342 Here's your card. 1602 01:04:07,811 --> 01:04:10,380 Welcome to the Lincoln Motel. 1603 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,988 Just follow me. 1604 01:04:22,826 --> 01:04:24,962 Here we go. 1605 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:31,001 You know, this motel was built near three insane asylums. 1606 01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:32,169 (chuckles) 1607 01:04:32,336 --> 01:04:34,471 All within a few miles. 1608 01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:37,307 (chuckles) The guards are the worst. 1609 01:04:37,474 --> 01:04:39,709 They just let everyone escape. 1610 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:44,181 There's one particularly dangerous patient... 1611 01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:48,518 ...who no one can seem to find or see. 1612 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:50,820 I think he likes it here. (chuckles) 1613 01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:52,722 In fact, I know he does. 1614 01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:58,195 I know he likes it... right here. 1615 01:04:58,362 --> 01:05:00,597 203. All right. 1616 01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:02,699 Here we go. 1617 01:05:02,866 --> 01:05:04,268 Come on in. 1618 01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:10,407 So this is your room that you're gonna be staying in. 1619 01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:13,077 Don't go walking around the grounds or anything like that. 1620 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,411 That's the TV. 1621 01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:16,180 If you need to use it, come and get me. 1622 01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:18,715 I will turn it on. Okay? 1623 01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:21,418 Uh, bed. 1624 01:05:22,386 --> 01:05:25,555 Um... bathroom. 1625 01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:28,858 Uh, the shower doesn't work exactly right, 1626 01:05:29,026 --> 01:05:30,227 so if you need to use the shower, 1627 01:05:30,394 --> 01:05:31,728 it's the same as the TV. 1628 01:05:31,895 --> 01:05:33,863 Just come and get me, and I'll turn it on for you. 1629 01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:36,600 Uh... light. 1630 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:39,236 (sighs) You know. 1631 01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,905 And, uh... 1632 01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:44,241 this closet is not part of the room. 1633 01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:46,276 This is my property. 1634 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,045 All right? I keep my things in here. 1635 01:05:48,212 --> 01:05:49,579 Do not open it. 1636 01:05:49,746 --> 01:05:50,747 Do you understand? 1637 01:05:50,914 --> 01:05:52,382 Okay? This is my closet. 1638 01:05:52,549 --> 01:05:53,817 You're renting the rest of this. 1639 01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:56,653 That's you, this is me. 1640 01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:58,155 Don't even attempt it. 1641 01:05:58,322 --> 01:06:00,290 Excuse me. 1642 01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,826 I'm gonna leave your key here. 1643 01:06:02,993 --> 01:06:04,394 And, uh, get some sleep. 1644 01:06:04,561 --> 01:06:06,596 TOMMY: Yeah, um, sorry, I just have one question. 1645 01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:08,999 Does that phone work? 1646 01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:10,800 No. 1647 01:06:12,236 --> 01:06:14,338 Don't wake up Sleepy. 1648 01:06:21,578 --> 01:06:23,813 Who's Sleepy? 1649 01:06:28,918 --> 01:06:30,754 (bed creaks) 1650 01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:36,460 So what's the plan? 1651 01:06:39,796 --> 01:06:42,366 We still gonna go to L.A.? 1652 01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:57,881 What the fuck?! 1653 01:06:58,048 --> 01:06:59,516 What? I'm talking to you. 1654 01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,318 I mean, can you not see me again? 1655 01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:03,387 We don't have a fucking drummer, Fred. 1656 01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:05,789 So we just gonna give up? 1657 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,693 Why is it up to me? 1658 01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:12,129 You just always know what to do. 1659 01:07:12,296 --> 01:07:16,633 Yeah, well... I don't, so, yeah, I guess we're giving up. 1660 01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:22,806 But... but what about all that stuff 1661 01:07:22,972 --> 01:07:25,575 that you said about Dee Dee Ramone? 1662 01:07:25,742 --> 01:07:27,344 No, you said all that stuff. 1663 01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,745 You gave me a big pep talk 1664 01:07:28,912 --> 01:07:30,214 because you said... he was a legend, 1665 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,515 you said that he was brave 1666 01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:34,050 because he-he believed in himself 1667 01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:36,720 and that, mainly, he didn't give up, man. 1668 01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:39,589 I didn't say any of that. 1669 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,492 Well, that's what I got from it. 1670 01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:44,060 (exhales) 1671 01:07:44,228 --> 01:07:46,196 I was bullshitting, man. 1672 01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:47,931 All right, it's like when I was a kid. 1673 01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:51,868 My dad-- he used to, he used to hype us up, 1674 01:07:52,035 --> 01:07:53,570 you know, tell me about the dreams he had for us 1675 01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:57,174 and moving to a new school, to a new neighborhood and... 1676 01:07:57,341 --> 01:07:59,576 all that hopeful shit. 1677 01:08:01,678 --> 01:08:03,113 Okay, those were pipe dreams. 1678 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,550 Man, he died on a cot in our living room. 1679 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,956 Dude, take it easy. 1680 01:08:17,761 --> 01:08:19,196 Okay. 1681 01:08:19,363 --> 01:08:20,430 All right. 1682 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:22,299 If we're gonna throw a pity party, 1683 01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:24,734 I'm gonna bring a fucking clown. 1684 01:08:25,702 --> 01:08:26,803 Not the fucking puppet, please. 1685 01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:28,872 Yeah, the puppet, please. 1686 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,040 "Uh, hey, uh, what's the difference 1687 01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:34,711 "between, uh, Tommy's attitude and a bucket of shit? 1688 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:36,045 The bucket." 1689 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:38,348 "Hey, uh, knock knock." 1690 01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:40,417 I said, "Knock knock." Do you know how these jokes work? 1691 01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:41,918 Stop with the fucking kid shit, man! 1692 01:08:42,085 --> 01:08:43,287 Hey, you're like a little kid. 1693 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:45,322 "Tommy, when's this? Tommy, when's that?" 1694 01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:47,924 Screw you, man, all right? 1695 01:08:48,091 --> 01:08:49,493 You're fucking selfish. 1696 01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:50,927 Worst friend I've ever had. 1697 01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:52,929 Yeah, I'm the only friend you've ever had. 1698 01:08:53,096 --> 01:08:55,031 I wish you never taught me how to play bass. 1699 01:08:55,199 --> 01:08:57,000 I wish we never started a band. 1700 01:08:57,167 --> 01:09:00,570 Well, that's really good for you because I fucking quit the band. 1701 01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:03,240 - Oh, yeah? You quit? - Yeah! Yeah, I do! 1702 01:09:03,407 --> 01:09:04,641 I fucking quit, all right?! 1703 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:06,810 So, um, say bye to Gravy 1704 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:08,478 'cause you're never talking to him again, 1705 01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:11,448 and tell me where my fucking sunglasses are, Tommy. 1706 01:09:12,516 --> 01:09:13,617 ("Brain Stew" by Green Day playing) 1707 01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:14,918 What the fuck is this?! 1708 01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:17,020 What the fuck? Is that someone's head? 1709 01:09:17,187 --> 01:09:19,423 (knocking on door) 1710 01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,791 (song pauses) 1711 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:24,093 (knocking continues) 1712 01:09:32,469 --> 01:09:34,704 - I said don't wake up Sleepy! - (Tommy and Fred screaming) 1713 01:09:34,871 --> 01:09:36,540 FRED: Go, go, go, go, he's a serial killer. 1714 01:09:36,706 --> 01:09:39,142 Oh, God! It was a head, it was a head, it was a head, 1715 01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:40,910 it was a fucking-- it was a head, it was a head. 1716 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,147 - Go, go, go, go, drive! - Hey, I'm going! 1717 01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:48,718 ♪ My mind is set on overdrive... ♪ 1718 01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:52,589 Thank you for visiting the Lincoln Motel. 1719 01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:54,991 ♪ In my face ♪ 1720 01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:59,062 ♪ A crooked spine ♪ 1721 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:03,233 ♪ My senses dulled ♪ 1722 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:07,637 ♪ Past the point of delirium ♪ 1723 01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:10,006 ♪ On my own, here we go. ♪ 1724 01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,184 WAITRESS: Anything for you? 1725 01:10:21,351 --> 01:10:23,587 TOMMY: Uh, no, thank you. I'll just eat his. 1726 01:10:23,753 --> 01:10:25,822 FRED: No, you won't. 1727 01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:27,257 (laughs softly) 1728 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,327 Can I have a piece of bacon? 1729 01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:32,529 Okay. 1730 01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:34,097 I'm all out. 1731 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,335 Okay, look, I'm sorry. 1732 01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:41,638 I was tired, I was frustrated. 1733 01:10:43,673 --> 01:10:44,874 I'm sorry. 1734 01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:58,322 "What did the leper say to the prostitute? 1735 01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:00,424 Keep the tip." 1736 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,693 (sighs) 1737 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:05,695 "I went to the doctor to get an exam. 1738 01:11:05,862 --> 01:11:08,298 "He told me I need to stop masturbating. 1739 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:09,799 "I said, 'Why, Doc?' 1740 01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:12,436 He said, ''Cause I'm trying to examine you.'" 1741 01:11:13,303 --> 01:11:15,639 You laughed, bitch. 1742 01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:24,481 I'm not a little kid, man. 1743 01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:26,316 All right? I was just asking 1744 01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:28,918 because I thought we were a team. 1745 01:11:29,085 --> 01:11:30,420 We are a team. 1746 01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:33,156 Well, teammates ask each other questions, okay, 1747 01:11:33,323 --> 01:11:35,392 like what's the plan, teammate? 1748 01:11:35,559 --> 01:11:36,993 Where are we going now, teammate? 1749 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:40,397 Yeah, oh, who is our drummer, teammate? 1750 01:11:40,564 --> 01:11:42,231 I'm sorry. 1751 01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:43,967 Now, what do you need? 1752 01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:47,971 I need you to take back that stuff 1753 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,305 about me being a little kid. 1754 01:11:49,473 --> 01:11:51,240 You know I'm sensitive about that. 1755 01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:52,742 I know. 1756 01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:55,278 And I take it back. 1757 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:56,780 What else? 1758 01:11:56,946 --> 01:11:58,482 I need us to go to L.A. like we talked about. 1759 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,149 Deal. 1760 01:12:01,284 --> 01:12:02,486 Anything else? 1761 01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,821 I need to dine and dash. 1762 01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,790 (snickers) Why? 1763 01:12:06,956 --> 01:12:10,159 Because I've never done it, you've never done it. 1764 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,595 We're in a punk band 1765 01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,663 and we're opening up for fucking Green Day. 1766 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,732 All right. 1767 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:18,034 But don't, like, dash. 1768 01:12:18,201 --> 01:12:19,869 You know, be normal. 1769 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,674 (Fred giggling) 1770 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,377 "Eat my shorts!" (giggling) 1771 01:12:29,446 --> 01:12:31,214 It's actually surprisingly easy. 1772 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:35,084 - (electronic chirping sound) - (both laughing) 1773 01:12:36,219 --> 01:12:37,621 (sighs) 1774 01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:40,356 What's that noise? 1775 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,025 Oh, it's crickets. 1776 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:43,359 Whatever. 1777 01:12:43,527 --> 01:12:46,029 (engine not turning over) 1778 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,164 What the fuck? It's not starting. 1779 01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:51,000 (panting) 1780 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:52,669 (chirping sound continues) 1781 01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:54,003 What the fuck? 1782 01:12:54,170 --> 01:12:55,639 Did you put diesel in it again? 1783 01:12:55,805 --> 01:12:57,173 No. 1784 01:12:57,340 --> 01:12:58,742 Okay, at the gas station, what'd you put in it? 1785 01:12:58,908 --> 01:13:00,209 No, I didn't go near the pump. 1786 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,045 Then what'd you put in it? 1787 01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:05,482 Nothing. I didn't know what to put in there, so I put nothing. 1788 01:13:05,649 --> 01:13:07,517 So we have no fucking gas? 1789 01:13:07,684 --> 01:13:10,319 (horn honking) 1790 01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:14,524 Yo, is that Chad's mom? 1791 01:13:14,691 --> 01:13:17,260 DEB: Yes, I knew I'd find you! 1792 01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:18,795 Ha ha! 1793 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:23,399 I knew I'd find you! Yes! 1794 01:13:23,567 --> 01:13:25,168 (whooping) 1795 01:13:25,334 --> 01:13:26,436 Yes! 1796 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:27,671 Mom of the year. 1797 01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:30,106 Yes, I knew I'd find you! 1798 01:13:30,273 --> 01:13:32,175 Match point for Debs. 1799 01:13:32,341 --> 01:13:33,910 - Chad's mom is fucking crazy. - Match point for Debs. 1800 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,679 - Yeah. - AirTag, baby. 1801 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:38,682 I snuck an AirTag in Chad's drum kit. 1802 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,283 - Ha ha. - (pounds on hood) 1803 01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:43,252 Chad, get out here! 1804 01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:47,591 Okay, baby, it's time. 1805 01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,759 Read them your statement. 1806 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,797 FRED: Yeah, baby, read us your statement. 1807 01:13:56,299 --> 01:13:57,567 I, um... 1808 01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:01,638 I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget. 1809 01:14:01,805 --> 01:14:03,540 (clears throat) 1810 01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:07,977 Yo, bitches, it's me, Chad. 1811 01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:11,247 Guys, I'm resigning from the band 1812 01:14:11,414 --> 01:14:13,683 and I'm really sorry. 1813 01:14:13,850 --> 01:14:16,452 The truth is, as much as I want to be, 1814 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:18,588 I'm not punk rock like you guys. 1815 01:14:18,755 --> 01:14:20,557 I constantly overthink things 1816 01:14:20,724 --> 01:14:22,492 and I don't know how to be impulsive. 1817 01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:24,728 - Hey, what the fuck is that? - Wait, hold on, there's more. 1818 01:14:24,894 --> 01:14:25,962 No, we're not done. 1819 01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:27,797 What are you talking about? 1820 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:28,898 I mean, we can still do this. 1821 01:14:29,065 --> 01:14:31,467 DEB: Okay. 1822 01:14:31,635 --> 01:14:33,402 I want a photo. 1823 01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:36,906 Need some photographic evidence for... 1824 01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:40,143 for Jodi and Fred's mom. 1825 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:41,811 - (camera clicks) - TOMMY: Wait, Mrs. Sweeney, 1826 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:44,247 can you please take us to L.A.? 1827 01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:46,750 Please. 1828 01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:48,484 - What? Get up. - Mrs. Sweeney, I'm begging you. 1829 01:14:48,652 --> 01:14:50,153 - This is all that I ask. - Tommy, get up right now. 1830 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:51,821 Deborah, please. 1831 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:53,456 - Don't call me Deborah, Fred. - Please, Deb... - Please. 1832 01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:54,958 - Mrs. Debbie. - Mrs. Sweeney, we're so close. 1833 01:14:55,124 --> 01:14:56,092 - This is ridiculous. - Mom... - Debbie... 1834 01:14:56,259 --> 01:14:57,961 Chad, get up right now! 1835 01:15:01,264 --> 01:15:03,867 (Deb sighing sharply) 1836 01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:06,502 It was cute for a second. 1837 01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:08,872 It's not cute now, okay? 1838 01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:10,206 It's over. 1839 01:15:10,373 --> 01:15:11,841 We're going home. 1840 01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:14,510 ("Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day playing) 1841 01:15:20,283 --> 01:15:25,121 ♪ Summer has come and passed ♪ 1842 01:15:25,288 --> 01:15:29,959 ♪ The innocent can never last ♪ 1843 01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:36,733 ♪ Wake me up when September ends ♪ 1844 01:15:39,135 --> 01:15:43,807 ♪ Like my father's come to pass ♪ 1845 01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:47,577 ♪ Seven years has gone so fast ♪ 1846 01:15:47,744 --> 01:15:50,413 ♪ Wake me up ♪ 1847 01:15:50,580 --> 01:15:54,818 ♪ When September ends ♪ 1848 01:15:57,253 --> 01:16:01,825 ♪ Here comes the rain again ♪ 1849 01:16:01,991 --> 01:16:05,762 ♪ Falling from the stars ♪ 1850 01:16:06,730 --> 01:16:10,600 ♪ Drenched in my pain again ♪ 1851 01:16:10,767 --> 01:16:15,038 ♪ Becoming who we are ♪ 1852 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:19,776 ♪ As my memory rests ♪ 1853 01:16:19,943 --> 01:16:24,681 ♪ But never forgets what I lost ♪ 1854 01:16:24,848 --> 01:16:26,916 ♪ Wake me up ♪ 1855 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:31,387 ♪ When September ends ♪ 1856 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:51,708 ♪ Summer has come and passed ♪ 1857 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:56,646 ♪ The innocent can never last ♪ 1858 01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:58,414 ♪ Wake me up ♪ 1859 01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:03,619 ♪ When September ends ♪ 1860 01:17:06,055 --> 01:17:10,827 ♪ Here comes the rain again ♪ 1861 01:17:10,994 --> 01:17:14,297 ♪ Falling from the stars ♪ 1862 01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:18,968 ♪ Drenched in my pain again ♪ 1863 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:23,506 ♪ Becoming who we are ♪ 1864 01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:28,311 ♪ As my memory rests ♪ 1865 01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:33,316 ♪ But never forgets what I lost ♪ 1866 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:39,488 ♪ Wake me up when September ends ♪ 1867 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:47,964 ♪ ♪ 1868 01:18:06,382 --> 01:18:08,517 ♪ ♪ 1869 01:18:16,659 --> 01:18:21,130 ♪ Summer has come and passed ♪ 1870 01:18:21,297 --> 01:18:25,869 ♪ The innocent can never last ♪ 1871 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:28,204 ♪ Wake me up ♪ 1872 01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:33,409 ♪ When September ends. ♪ 1873 01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:40,750 SECURITY GUARD: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1874 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,651 Hey, roll your window down. 1875 01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:44,653 You can't park here. 1876 01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:46,856 - We're Analog Dogs. - Yeah, we're the opening band. 1877 01:18:47,023 --> 01:18:48,224 What? 1878 01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:49,692 What, you're an air-conditioning company? 1879 01:18:49,859 --> 01:18:51,260 No, we're Analog Dogs. 1880 01:18:51,427 --> 01:18:53,229 Okay, look, this is a concert, it's not a dog show. 1881 01:18:53,396 --> 01:18:54,530 Yeah, we're not a dog show. 1882 01:18:54,697 --> 01:18:55,999 Yeah, music, dude. 1883 01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:57,333 - Like... (imitates drumbeat) - Okay, hey, hey, 1884 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:58,534 I don't know what you're talking about. 1885 01:18:58,701 --> 01:18:59,735 Park right here. 1886 01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:01,004 Go over to the other side. 1887 01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:02,772 Talk to Otis. 1888 01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:04,373 FRED: Sick. 1889 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:07,243 ("Walking Contradiction" by Green Day playing) 1890 01:19:09,678 --> 01:19:11,881 ♪ Do as I say, not as I do ♪ 1891 01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:14,884 ♪ Because the shit's so deep, you can't run away ♪ 1892 01:19:15,051 --> 01:19:18,788 ♪ I beg to differ on the contrary ♪ 1893 01:19:18,955 --> 01:19:21,858 ♪ Agree with every word that you say ♪ 1894 01:19:22,025 --> 01:19:24,560 ♪ Talk is cheap and lies are expensive ♪ 1895 01:19:24,727 --> 01:19:25,895 ♪ My wallet... ♪ 1896 01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:27,296 Whoa-whoa-whoa- whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. 1897 01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:29,398 This entrance is for artists only, boys. 1898 01:19:29,565 --> 01:19:31,300 Okay, are you Otis? 1899 01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:32,635 The guy over there said to talk to you. 1900 01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:33,903 Who are you? 1901 01:19:34,070 --> 01:19:35,471 We're Analog Dogs. 1902 01:19:35,638 --> 01:19:37,640 I'm sorry, you're who? 1903 01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:38,975 FRED: Analog Dogs. 1904 01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:40,376 We're the opening band. 1905 01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:42,445 Um, what the fuck are you talking about? 1906 01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:44,280 Okay, look, I don't know if anyone told you, 1907 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:46,282 but Tré Cool asked us to come here and open for them tonight. 1908 01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:48,084 - He listened to our demo and loved it. - FRED: Yeah, 1909 01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:51,154 we're on the list under Analog Dogs, man, D-O-G-S. 1910 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,555 Oh, here it is, it's under... 1911 01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:55,124 Do you think I was born yesterday? 1912 01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,560 No, you look older than that. 1913 01:19:58,494 --> 01:20:00,296 Tré Cool did not call you guys. 1914 01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:01,564 Yeah, he did. 1915 01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:02,765 (mocking): "Yeah, he did." 1916 01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:04,133 Puberty is so hard. 1917 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,501 Okay, look, I know what the problem is. 1918 01:20:05,668 --> 01:20:06,903 Okay, we're probably under Anal Dogs. 1919 01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:08,304 Are you listening to me? 1920 01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:10,006 Are you listening to us? 1921 01:20:10,173 --> 01:20:12,241 Okay, we need to do sound check. 1922 01:20:12,408 --> 01:20:15,011 - Okay, fuck this. Move. - Hold on a minute. Okay. 1923 01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:16,980 Tré Cool is in there. Tell him we're out there. 1924 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:18,982 - He knows we're coming. - Get out of here, man! 1925 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:20,749 - FRED: Fucking horseshit! - Next! 1926 01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:22,852 CHAD: I'm sorry, man. I-I really don't want to say it, 1927 01:20:23,019 --> 01:20:24,854 - but I told you so. - Shut up. Shut up. It's okay. It's... 1928 01:20:25,021 --> 01:20:26,455 It's a misunderstanding. We'll figure it out. 1929 01:20:26,622 --> 01:20:28,124 Hey. I'm, uh, here to drop this off for Green Day. 1930 01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:30,093 - Oh, did the blood come out? - Yeah. 1931 01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:32,428 Okay, you got to go to the other backstage entrance. 1932 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:34,430 It's on the other side. Just hug the wall, brah. 1933 01:20:34,597 --> 01:20:35,965 - Thanks. - Okay. 1934 01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:37,600 Okay. 1935 01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:40,669 I got an idea. 1936 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,941 Where are you going? 1937 01:20:45,108 --> 01:20:47,043 Tommy. 1938 01:20:47,210 --> 01:20:48,878 Uh, excuse me. Is this the bunny suit? 1939 01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:50,679 - Uh, yeah, yeah. - Oh, okay. Is the blood out? 1940 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,515 - Yeah. - Amazing. Okay, we'll take that. 1941 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:53,983 - Oh. Hey, he actually... - Thank you so much. 1942 01:20:54,150 --> 01:20:55,684 - He told me to take it back-- - Oh, that guy? 1943 01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,520 He doesn't know anything. Yeah, no, uh, we need it 1944 01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,288 for something over here, so you did a great job. 1945 01:20:59,455 --> 01:21:01,624 Thank you so much. I appreciate it. 1946 01:21:01,790 --> 01:21:02,992 Fred, put this on. 1947 01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:04,894 And, you, put on that bunny suit. 1948 01:21:05,061 --> 01:21:06,362 Aah! Chadsky! 1949 01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:08,731 ("Corvette Summer" by Green Day playing) 1950 01:21:13,336 --> 01:21:14,737 ♪ Get around ♪ 1951 01:21:14,904 --> 01:21:16,339 ♪ I can get around ♪ 1952 01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:19,308 ♪ Fuck it up on my rock and roll ♪ 1953 01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:20,843 ♪ Here we go now ♪ 1954 01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:22,345 ♪ Get around ♪ 1955 01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:24,147 ♪ I can get around ♪ 1956 01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,182 ♪ Drop a bomb on my rock and-- ♪ 1957 01:21:26,349 --> 01:21:27,716 WOMAN: Bunny. 1958 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,052 Bunny. Hey. Bunny. 1959 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,153 - Bunny. - Chad. 1960 01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:31,820 - Chad. - Bunny. 1961 01:21:31,988 --> 01:21:33,589 Here are the tickets for the giveaway. 1962 01:21:33,756 --> 01:21:35,324 Let's find someone who doesn't have tickets 1963 01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:37,226 and make their day. 1964 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:39,095 CHAD: Tommy, tickets. 1965 01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:40,696 - Very funny. (chuckles) - (chuckles) 1966 01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:42,898 Someone outside. 1967 01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:44,100 Aw, come on. 1968 01:21:44,267 --> 01:21:45,568 CHAD: Wait, where are we doing? 1969 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:46,669 - Good luck, Chad. - Tommy, help! - Later. 1970 01:21:46,835 --> 01:21:48,104 Okay, um... 1971 01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:49,705 Let's find Tré Cool. 1972 01:21:49,872 --> 01:21:51,674 Yeah. Tré Cool. 1973 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:53,409 ♪ ♪ 1974 01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:54,577 That's fucking Blue. 1975 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:55,711 TOMMY: Hey. 1976 01:21:55,878 --> 01:21:57,280 - Fred. - Dude. 1977 01:21:57,446 --> 01:21:59,915 Fucking Blue. 1978 01:22:00,083 --> 01:22:01,517 (sighs) 1979 01:22:04,787 --> 01:22:06,922 (indistinct chatter) 1980 01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:34,550 (knocking) 1981 01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:37,987 Uh... (stammers) Tré Cool? 1982 01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:48,231 - CHAD: Oh, hi. - All right, bunny coming through! 1983 01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:49,632 - (fans cheering) - CHAD: Hi. 1984 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,900 - 'Scuse us. Thank you. - (excited chatter) 1985 01:22:52,068 --> 01:22:53,436 - Thank you. Yes. - CHAD: This is fun. 1986 01:22:53,602 --> 01:22:55,404 - Hi, everybody. Hey. - (cheering) 1987 01:22:55,571 --> 01:22:57,006 High five. 1988 01:22:57,173 --> 01:22:59,442 Out of our way, please. Thank you. 1989 01:22:59,608 --> 01:23:00,609 (playing guitar) 1990 01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:02,245 Hey. What are you doing? 1991 01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:03,779 Give me that. 1992 01:23:03,946 --> 01:23:05,514 (stammers) I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. 1993 01:23:05,681 --> 01:23:07,416 - Get out of here. - Yeah. 1994 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:11,754 (cheering, whooping) 1995 01:23:18,461 --> 01:23:20,096 OTIS: 'Sup, Tony? 1996 01:23:20,263 --> 01:23:21,330 Hey! 1997 01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:24,100 Okay. Look, um, I swear I'm just-- 1998 01:23:24,267 --> 01:23:26,001 - Come here! (muttering) - (groans) 1999 01:23:26,169 --> 01:23:27,636 Take this hat off, man! 2000 01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:29,672 Okay, look, I'm so sorry. I was just looking 2001 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:31,507 - for Tré Cool-- - What'd I tell you, man?! 2002 01:23:39,382 --> 01:23:40,883 (lively chatter) 2003 01:23:41,050 --> 01:23:42,551 - Yo, where do I put this? - Just put it there. 2004 01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:44,453 No one's gonna take that shit. 2005 01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:49,558 See Tommy? 2006 01:23:49,725 --> 01:23:51,860 No, but these California people are weirding me out, dude. 2007 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,462 Okay, whatever, man. We need to find Tommy. 2008 01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:54,663 Tommy boy! 2009 01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:56,232 - Tommy! - Come here, boy! 2010 01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:58,234 Let's see that sign. Hold it up nice and big. 2011 01:23:58,401 --> 01:24:00,369 Flip it around. Upside down. 2012 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,505 Awesome. Do a little hop-- dance. 2013 01:24:02,671 --> 01:24:04,006 Perfect. Who needs tickets? 2014 01:24:04,173 --> 01:24:05,408 - Who? - KEITH: No way, no way. 2015 01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:06,742 - What? No way. - Tickets, tickets. 2016 01:24:06,909 --> 01:24:08,544 - Yeah, we do, we do. - Free tickets. 2017 01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:10,313 - It's your lucky day. - What? 2018 01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:11,647 - Fucking oh, shit. - Congratulations. 2019 01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:13,416 You're going to see Green Day tonight. 2020 01:24:13,582 --> 01:24:14,817 - Enjoy the show. - No way! 2021 01:24:14,983 --> 01:24:16,485 There's no way we got tickets to Green Day. 2022 01:24:16,652 --> 01:24:18,821 Yo-- wait, wait. Wh-What about Tommy? 2023 01:24:18,987 --> 01:24:20,356 Hey, screw that. Let's get in line. 2024 01:24:20,523 --> 01:24:22,057 What are you talking about? 2025 01:24:22,225 --> 01:24:23,892 These are on the floor! 2026 01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:25,694 - What'd I say? - All right, chill out. 2027 01:24:25,861 --> 01:24:27,996 The next time I catch you, I'm gonna put you in a kimura. 2028 01:24:28,164 --> 01:24:29,398 - Huh? - What the fuck is that? 2029 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:31,934 Brazilian jiujitsu, man. 2030 01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:35,338 Get this punk bastard out. Get out of here, man! 2031 01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:37,373 - (grunts) - Give me that jacket. 2032 01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:39,675 Give me that jacket. Give me that jacket. 2033 01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:41,210 I want it. 2034 01:24:41,377 --> 01:24:42,545 (panting) 2035 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:44,447 Don't come back. Hey. 2036 01:24:44,613 --> 01:24:46,715 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 2037 01:24:46,882 --> 01:24:48,617 Okay, you got to let me in there. My band's in there. 2038 01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:50,853 Nope. No ticket, you can't get inside. 2039 01:24:51,019 --> 01:24:52,921 ♪ Sharif don't like it ♪ 2040 01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,723 ("Rock the Casbah" by The Clash playing) 2041 01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:57,193 ♪ Rocking the Casbah... ♪ 2042 01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,761 I have the bunny. We're coming right now. 2043 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:00,062 CHAD: Ooh. Ooh. 2044 01:25:00,229 --> 01:25:02,030 They're about to start. Come on. 2045 01:25:02,198 --> 01:25:03,632 CHAD: (stammers) What? 2046 01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:05,634 Oh, Tré Cool. 2047 01:25:06,535 --> 01:25:07,570 (shouts) 2048 01:25:07,736 --> 01:25:09,138 Dude, where have you been? 2049 01:25:09,305 --> 01:25:10,773 - It's about to start. - Yeah, I fucking know, man. 2050 01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:12,275 We got in the wrong goddamn line. 2051 01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:13,809 This shit's moving so slow. 2052 01:25:13,976 --> 01:25:15,911 I'm gonna freak out if we miss any of the show. 2053 01:25:16,078 --> 01:25:17,280 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 2054 01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:18,914 Dude, dude, dude, I think that's Tommy. 2055 01:25:19,081 --> 01:25:20,949 (laughing): Yo. He looks so upset. 2056 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,085 - I bet he's crying. - Fuck you, Keith. 2057 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:24,553 - What? - That's my little brother. 2058 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,088 Wait, so he's not the fiddler? 2059 01:25:26,255 --> 01:25:27,623 Where you going, dude? We're almost to the front! 2060 01:25:27,790 --> 01:25:29,325 Just-- yo, get my shrooms! 2061 01:25:29,492 --> 01:25:30,893 I'll see you in there! 2062 01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:33,929 ("Rock the Casbah" continues) 2063 01:25:35,598 --> 01:25:37,099 Green Day! Green Day! 2064 01:25:37,266 --> 01:25:39,001 AUDIENCE (chanting): Green Day! Green Day! 2065 01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:41,069 - Green Day! Green Day! - (song ends) 2066 01:25:41,237 --> 01:25:42,905 Green Day! Green Day! 2067 01:25:43,071 --> 01:25:45,941 ("Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett playing) 2068 01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:50,078 Go. Go, go, go. You're on! You're on! 2069 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,848 (cheering, applause) 2070 01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:55,351 ♪ I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation ♪ 2071 01:25:56,619 --> 01:25:59,788 ♪ Living in the past, it's a new generation ♪ 2072 01:26:01,023 --> 01:26:03,626 ♪ A girl can do what she wants to do ♪ 2073 01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:06,128 ♪ And that's what I'm gonna do ♪ 2074 01:26:06,295 --> 01:26:09,031 ♪ And I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation... ♪ 2075 01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:11,300 I don't have the ability to get you inside. 2076 01:26:11,467 --> 01:26:12,835 - Please, just... - Tommy. 2077 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:15,170 Wayne, what are you... 2078 01:26:15,338 --> 01:26:17,005 I'm not in the mood right now. Give me a second. 2079 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:19,007 - Okay, please, come on. - You're not opening for Green Day. 2080 01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:21,677 - I-I-I, I am, it's just... - No, you're not, 2081 01:26:21,844 --> 01:26:23,111 Tommy, I... 2082 01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:25,113 I was messing with you, man. 2083 01:26:26,982 --> 01:26:27,883 What? 2084 01:26:28,050 --> 01:26:29,352 ♪ ♪ 2085 01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:32,955 ♪ Not me, not me ♪ 2086 01:26:35,391 --> 01:26:36,859 ♪ Not me. ♪ 2087 01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:39,127 (cheering, applause) 2088 01:26:44,066 --> 01:26:46,702 Yes! Oh, my God, it's Green Day! Yes! 2089 01:26:46,869 --> 01:26:48,837 (cheering, applause) 2090 01:26:58,481 --> 01:27:00,416 Billie Joe! Billie Joe! 2091 01:27:01,984 --> 01:27:04,653 (playing "American Idiot") 2092 01:27:06,389 --> 01:27:08,524 (cheering, applause) 2093 01:27:14,997 --> 01:27:17,533 ♪ Don't wanna be an American idiot ♪ 2094 01:27:19,935 --> 01:27:22,705 ♪ Don't want a nation under the new media ♪ 2095 01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:27,443 ♪ And can you hear the sound of hysteria? ♪ 2096 01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:32,948 ♪ The subliminal mindfuck America ♪ 2097 01:27:34,917 --> 01:27:37,586 ♪ Welcome to a new kind of tension ♪ 2098 01:27:37,753 --> 01:27:40,088 ♪ All across the alienation ♪ 2099 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:44,126 ♪ Where everything isn't meant to be okay ♪ 2100 01:27:45,428 --> 01:27:47,796 ♪ In television dreams of tomorrow ♪ 2101 01:27:47,963 --> 01:27:50,466 ♪ We're not the ones who're meant to follow ♪ 2102 01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:54,236 ♪ For that's enough to argue... ♪ 2103 01:27:56,705 --> 01:27:59,141 You're saying Tré Cool didn't call me? 2104 01:27:59,308 --> 01:28:00,976 No, that was Keith. 2105 01:28:01,143 --> 01:28:02,878 It was a joke. I'm sorry. 2106 01:28:03,045 --> 01:28:04,480 It was a joke? 2107 01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:09,251 - Fuck you, man. - Tommy, wait. 2108 01:28:09,418 --> 01:28:11,554 Come on, man. Where you going? Hey. 2109 01:28:14,056 --> 01:28:16,392 Look, I'm-I'm sorry. I... 2110 01:28:16,559 --> 01:28:19,127 What-what do you want? You want to hit me? 2111 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:21,830 You know what, Wayne? 2112 01:28:23,466 --> 01:28:26,134 At Dad's funeral, they said, 2113 01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:28,971 "Stand up if you're gonna take care of Tommy. 2114 01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:32,608 Stand up if you're gonna help Tommy." 2115 01:28:32,775 --> 01:28:34,677 Do you know who stood up? 2116 01:28:34,843 --> 01:28:36,278 You did. 2117 01:28:37,346 --> 01:28:39,515 Yeah, I know I did, and I meant it. 2118 01:28:39,682 --> 01:28:40,949 Really? 2119 01:28:41,116 --> 01:28:43,018 I'm not a dad, okay? 2120 01:28:43,185 --> 01:28:44,920 No shit. Okay? 2121 01:28:45,087 --> 01:28:47,623 'Cause all I ever get from you is, "Shut the fuck up, Tommy. 2122 01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:49,024 Get the fuck out, Tommy." 2123 01:28:49,191 --> 01:28:52,294 Never, "How are you?" or, "How are you doing?" 2124 01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:56,665 Okay, I hear you. I do. 2125 01:28:58,501 --> 01:29:00,302 But you know what, man? 2126 01:29:00,469 --> 01:29:02,170 My dad died, too. 2127 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:05,474 Nobody asked, "Who's gonna look after Wayne?" 2128 01:29:05,641 --> 01:29:07,510 Everybody was worried about you. 2129 01:29:08,877 --> 01:29:10,212 What about me, man? 2130 01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:15,150 I was just a couple years older than you are now. 2131 01:29:16,785 --> 01:29:18,120 You ever think about that? 2132 01:29:19,555 --> 01:29:21,123 (sniffles) 2133 01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:23,959 I guess I don't. 2134 01:29:24,126 --> 01:29:25,661 Nobody does, man. 2135 01:29:25,828 --> 01:29:28,296 ♪ ♪ 2136 01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:39,842 Look, I'm sorry, Wayne. That sucks. 2137 01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:42,511 Whatever, man. 2138 01:29:42,678 --> 01:29:44,513 Death is fucking messy. 2139 01:29:49,351 --> 01:29:51,019 Look... 2140 01:29:51,186 --> 01:29:53,989 I never thought you were gonna drive across the country. 2141 01:29:54,156 --> 01:29:56,492 I mean, what the fuck, dude? I thought you'd get it. 2142 01:29:56,659 --> 01:29:58,494 It's goddamn Keith. 2143 01:29:58,661 --> 01:30:00,829 Yeah, I mean, I really thought it was Tré Cool. 2144 01:30:00,996 --> 01:30:04,600 Then again, I don't really know what Tré Cool sounds like, so... 2145 01:30:05,501 --> 01:30:07,202 So, are we good? 2146 01:30:09,337 --> 01:30:10,939 Yeah, we're good. 2147 01:30:14,843 --> 01:30:17,913 This bunny gave me a ticket earlier. Uh... 2148 01:30:18,781 --> 01:30:20,549 You should have it. 2149 01:30:20,716 --> 01:30:22,851 You should go see the show, man. 2150 01:30:23,018 --> 01:30:24,119 Wait, really? 2151 01:30:24,286 --> 01:30:25,888 Yeah. Go for it. 2152 01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:28,123 (laughs softly) 2153 01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:30,726 Thanks. 2154 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:33,896 Okay. Um... 2155 01:30:34,062 --> 01:30:36,231 Oh, and, uh, please don't forget 2156 01:30:36,398 --> 01:30:38,534 how sorry you are when you find out about your car. 2157 01:30:38,701 --> 01:30:40,536 I-I know about the car. 2158 01:30:40,703 --> 01:30:41,737 You do? 2159 01:30:41,904 --> 01:30:44,640 Yeah, um, just get in there. 2160 01:30:48,811 --> 01:30:51,279 (Green Day playing "Know Your Enemy") 2161 01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:53,649 (cheering, applause) 2162 01:30:53,816 --> 01:30:57,252 Do you know your enemy? 2163 01:30:57,419 --> 01:30:59,555 ♪ ♪ 2164 01:31:01,990 --> 01:31:04,159 ♪ I say hey ♪ 2165 01:31:04,326 --> 01:31:06,428 ♪ Oh... ♪ Let's go! 2166 01:31:06,595 --> 01:31:09,498 AUDIENCE: ♪ Hey, oh ♪ 2167 01:31:09,665 --> 01:31:11,600 ♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪ 2168 01:31:11,767 --> 01:31:13,268 ♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪ 2169 01:31:13,435 --> 01:31:16,905 ♪ Well, gotta know the enemy, rah-eh ♪ 2170 01:31:17,072 --> 01:31:18,941 ♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪ 2171 01:31:19,107 --> 01:31:20,609 ♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪ 2172 01:31:20,776 --> 01:31:24,079 ♪ Well, gotta know the enemy, rah-eh ♪ 2173 01:31:24,246 --> 01:31:26,114 ♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪ 2174 01:31:26,281 --> 01:31:27,783 ♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪ 2175 01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:31,119 ♪ Well, gotta know the enemy, rah-eh ♪ 2176 01:31:31,286 --> 01:31:33,488 ♪ Well, violence is an energy ♪ 2177 01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:35,624 ♪ Against the enemy, well, violence ♪ 2178 01:31:35,791 --> 01:31:38,126 ♪ Is an energy, rah-eh ♪ 2179 01:31:38,293 --> 01:31:40,796 ♪ Bringin' on the fury ♪ 2180 01:31:40,963 --> 01:31:43,699 ♪ The choir infantry, revolt against the honor to obey ♪ 2181 01:31:43,866 --> 01:31:45,868 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪ 2182 01:31:46,034 --> 01:31:47,703 ♪ Overthrow the effigy ♪ 2183 01:31:47,870 --> 01:31:49,471 ♪ The vast majority ♪ 2184 01:31:49,638 --> 01:31:51,506 ♪ Well, burnin' down the foreman of control ♪ 2185 01:31:51,674 --> 01:31:52,808 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪ 2186 01:31:52,975 --> 01:31:54,843 ♪ Silence is the enemy ♪ 2187 01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:56,444 ♪ Against your urgency ♪ 2188 01:31:56,612 --> 01:31:58,346 ♪ So rally up the demons of your soul ♪ 2189 01:31:58,513 --> 01:31:59,682 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪ 2190 01:31:59,848 --> 01:32:01,850 ♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪ 2191 01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:03,518 ♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪ 2192 01:32:03,686 --> 01:32:07,122 ♪ Well, gotta know the enemy, rah-eh ♪ 2193 01:32:07,289 --> 01:32:09,124 ♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪ 2194 01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,026 ♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪ 2195 01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:13,829 ♪ Well, gotta know the enemy, rah-eh ♪ 2196 01:32:13,996 --> 01:32:17,399 ♪ The insurgency will rise ♪ 2197 01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:20,836 ♪ When the blood's been sacrificed ♪ 2198 01:32:21,003 --> 01:32:24,539 ♪ Don't be blinded by the lies ♪ 2199 01:32:24,707 --> 01:32:26,875 ♪ In your eyes ♪ Jump! Jump! 2200 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,877 Jump, jump, let's go! 2201 01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:31,747 (guitar solo) 2202 01:32:32,681 --> 01:32:34,416 Holy fuck! 2203 01:32:34,583 --> 01:32:36,251 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪ 2204 01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:43,558 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh... ♪ 2205 01:32:50,498 --> 01:32:53,501 Whoo! 2206 01:33:12,855 --> 01:33:14,456 Come on! 2207 01:33:14,623 --> 01:33:17,225 ♪ I say hey ♪ 2208 01:33:17,392 --> 01:33:18,861 ♪ Oh... ♪ Let's go! 2209 01:33:19,027 --> 01:33:21,363 AUDIENCE: ♪ Hey, oh! ♪ 2210 01:33:21,529 --> 01:33:24,099 All right, who knows how to play the guitar? 2211 01:33:24,266 --> 01:33:26,001 Who knows how to play? 2212 01:33:28,470 --> 01:33:31,039 Who knows how to play? I'm dead serious. 2213 01:33:31,974 --> 01:33:35,443 You know how to play? You know how to play? 2214 01:33:36,478 --> 01:33:39,247 All right, you. You. Do you know how to play? 2215 01:33:39,414 --> 01:33:40,916 You swear to God? 2216 01:33:42,885 --> 01:33:45,053 All right, get your ass up here right now. 2217 01:33:45,220 --> 01:33:48,123 (cheering, applause) 2218 01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:50,759 Get your hands up in the air! 2219 01:33:52,227 --> 01:33:53,896 Oh, oh. 2220 01:33:54,062 --> 01:33:55,831 (whooping) 2221 01:34:01,069 --> 01:34:03,806 What the fuck? Yeah! 2222 01:34:04,907 --> 01:34:06,842 ♪ Well, violence is an energy ♪ 2223 01:34:07,009 --> 01:34:08,310 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪ 2224 01:34:08,476 --> 01:34:10,278 ♪ Well, from here to eternity ♪ 2225 01:34:10,445 --> 01:34:12,080 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪ 2226 01:34:12,247 --> 01:34:14,416 - ♪ Well, violence is an energy ♪ - (whooping) 2227 01:34:14,582 --> 01:34:15,684 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪ 2228 01:34:15,851 --> 01:34:17,452 ♪ Silence is the enemy ♪ 2229 01:34:17,619 --> 01:34:20,088 ♪ So gimme, gimme revolution ♪ 2230 01:34:20,255 --> 01:34:22,024 (cheering, applause) 2231 01:34:22,190 --> 01:34:25,593 Let's go, Fred! Whoo! 2232 01:34:27,195 --> 01:34:29,497 When I say, "One, two, three, four," 2233 01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:32,500 I want to see everybody jumping, all right? 2234 01:34:33,635 --> 01:34:35,470 ♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪ 2235 01:34:35,637 --> 01:34:37,039 ♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪ 2236 01:34:37,205 --> 01:34:38,506 ♪ Well, one, two ♪ 2237 01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:40,976 ♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪ 2238 01:34:41,143 --> 01:34:42,644 ♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪ 2239 01:34:42,811 --> 01:34:44,312 ♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪ 2240 01:34:44,479 --> 01:34:47,950 ♪ Well, gotta know the enemy, rah-eh ♪ 2241 01:34:48,116 --> 01:34:50,018 ♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪ 2242 01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:51,686 ♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪ 2243 01:34:51,854 --> 01:34:55,223 ♪ Well, gotta know the enemy, rah-eh ♪ 2244 01:34:55,390 --> 01:34:57,125 ♪ Overthrow the effigy ♪ 2245 01:34:57,292 --> 01:34:58,827 ♪ The vast majority ♪ 2246 01:34:58,994 --> 01:35:01,163 ♪ Well, burnin' down the foreman of control ♪ 2247 01:35:01,329 --> 01:35:02,464 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪ 2248 01:35:02,630 --> 01:35:04,499 ♪ Silence is the enemy ♪ 2249 01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:06,068 ♪ Against your urgency ♪ 2250 01:35:06,234 --> 01:35:08,203 ♪ So rally up the demons of your soul ♪ 2251 01:35:08,370 --> 01:35:10,005 ♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh. ♪ 2252 01:35:13,308 --> 01:35:15,878 Happy New Year! 2253 01:35:21,917 --> 01:35:23,351 Whoo! 2254 01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:28,156 - (song ends) - (cheering, applause) 2255 01:35:33,028 --> 01:35:34,763 You-you can have the guitar. You can keep it. 2256 01:35:34,930 --> 01:35:37,065 (cheering, applause) 2257 01:35:41,403 --> 01:35:43,371 Now practice! 2258 01:35:44,506 --> 01:35:46,374 - JODI (over phone): Wayne. - Hey, Mom. 2259 01:35:46,541 --> 01:35:47,709 Uh... (chuckles) 2260 01:35:47,876 --> 01:35:49,778 - I found Tommy. - You did? 2261 01:35:49,945 --> 01:35:51,746 Yeah, no, he's-he's okay, Mom. 2262 01:35:51,914 --> 01:35:53,048 Uh, we're both okay. 2263 01:35:53,215 --> 01:35:54,917 Oh, thank God. 2264 01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:57,252 Everyone, hands up. 2265 01:35:57,419 --> 01:35:59,855 The countdown is about to begin. 2266 01:36:01,089 --> 01:36:03,591 Here's my toast for the New Year. 2267 01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:07,695 I got champagne for my real friends 2268 01:36:07,863 --> 01:36:11,199 and real pain for my sham friends. 2269 01:36:11,366 --> 01:36:14,803 - (cheering, applause) - Hey. All right, ten... 2270 01:36:14,970 --> 01:36:17,705 ALL: ...nine, eight, seven, 2271 01:36:17,873 --> 01:36:21,109 six, five, four, 2272 01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:24,079 three, two, one. 2273 01:36:24,246 --> 01:36:26,381 (cheering, applause) 2274 01:36:38,593 --> 01:36:40,728 (playing "Auld Lang Syne") 2275 01:37:09,024 --> 01:37:11,493 - (song ends) - Happy fucking New Year! 2276 01:37:11,659 --> 01:37:13,495 (cheering, applause) 2277 01:37:13,661 --> 01:37:16,198 Happy New Year! 2278 01:37:19,634 --> 01:37:21,336 - (laughter) - (whooping) 2279 01:37:21,503 --> 01:37:22,770 Oh, hey, yo. 2280 01:37:22,938 --> 01:37:24,006 Wayne! 2281 01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:25,340 Jesus, what the fuck's going on? 2282 01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:27,175 Dude, this guy was the fucking bunny, bro. 2283 01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:28,310 I was the bunny. 2284 01:37:28,476 --> 01:37:29,544 - You gave us the tickets? - Yeah! 2285 01:37:29,711 --> 01:37:30,845 - Bro, what the fuck? - That was me. 2286 01:37:31,013 --> 01:37:32,180 - Wait, that was... - That was me. 2287 01:37:32,347 --> 01:37:34,016 I didn't even realize that, dawg. 2288 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:35,650 I got a shirt, and I got most of it on my camcorder, too. 2289 01:37:35,817 --> 01:37:37,652 - Oh, hell yeah. Okay. - Yes! Yes! Yes! 2290 01:37:37,819 --> 01:37:39,154 - Yo! - Dude! 2291 01:37:39,321 --> 01:37:41,023 - Billie Joe! - Fucking rocked! 2292 01:37:41,189 --> 01:37:43,491 - Billie Joe gave it to me. - Bro, he played onstage. 2293 01:37:43,658 --> 01:37:45,727 Look, it's not the sneaking in I object to. 2294 01:37:45,894 --> 01:37:47,195 It's the lying. 2295 01:37:47,362 --> 01:37:48,796 Kid, you don't know Green Day. 2296 01:37:48,964 --> 01:37:50,532 I'm not lying. I do. Can I go? 2297 01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:52,367 Oh, you do? Well, here's your chance. 2298 01:37:52,534 --> 01:37:55,503 Hey, Billie Joe. You know this kid? 2299 01:37:57,739 --> 01:37:58,840 Yeah. 2300 01:37:59,007 --> 01:38:00,142 Analog Dogs. 2301 01:38:00,308 --> 01:38:01,843 Yeah. 2302 01:38:02,010 --> 01:38:03,645 Yeah, I heard your tape. You got that song... 2303 01:38:03,811 --> 01:38:05,047 What's it-- "Bored." 2304 01:38:05,213 --> 01:38:06,648 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 2305 01:38:06,814 --> 01:38:08,350 - It was good. Really good. Yeah. - Really? 2306 01:38:08,516 --> 01:38:10,518 - Thank you. - I don't know, maybe we can 2307 01:38:10,685 --> 01:38:12,154 hook up, like, produce or, 2308 01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:13,721 you know, play a gig or something like that? 2309 01:38:13,888 --> 01:38:15,157 I play the keys. 2310 01:38:16,658 --> 01:38:18,426 Experimental jazz. 2311 01:38:18,593 --> 01:38:20,562 - Oh. Good for you. - Yeah. 2312 01:38:20,728 --> 01:38:23,565 All right, uh, Tré's got your number, so... 2313 01:38:23,731 --> 01:38:25,400 - All right. - Otis. 2314 01:38:25,567 --> 01:38:27,569 - Wong. - All right, take it easy, guys. 2315 01:38:27,735 --> 01:38:29,537 - They call me "The Wong." - See you later, Billie Joe. 2316 01:38:29,704 --> 01:38:32,507 Oh, man. Bad, bad, bad, bad. 2317 01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:34,909 (exhales) 2318 01:38:35,077 --> 01:38:36,344 Told you. 2319 01:38:36,511 --> 01:38:38,513 Yeah, you did. Yeah. 2320 01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:40,215 Keys, huh? 2321 01:38:40,382 --> 01:38:42,850 - WAYNE: Dude, what? - (Fred screams) 2322 01:38:43,018 --> 01:38:44,886 Tommy! Tommy, did you see? 2323 01:38:45,053 --> 01:38:47,522 - Dude, dude, dude, dude. - It was insane! 2324 01:38:47,689 --> 01:38:49,191 - I told you. - I don't even know, bro. 2325 01:38:49,357 --> 01:38:50,558 - I just... - (fireworks exploding) 2326 01:38:50,725 --> 01:38:52,627 This guy was the fucking bunny, bro! 2327 01:38:52,794 --> 01:38:53,728 Whoa. 2328 01:38:53,895 --> 01:38:56,464 (laughs): Oh! 2329 01:38:56,631 --> 01:38:59,867 ("Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by Green Day playing) 2330 01:39:07,075 --> 01:39:11,946 ♪ Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road ♪ 2331 01:39:12,114 --> 01:39:16,118 ♪ Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go ♪ 2332 01:39:16,284 --> 01:39:19,287 ♪ So make the best of this test ♪ 2333 01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:21,623 ♪ And don't ask why ♪ 2334 01:39:21,789 --> 01:39:25,893 ♪ It's not a question but a lesson learned in time ♪ 2335 01:39:26,061 --> 01:39:28,930 ♪ It's something unpredictable ♪ 2336 01:39:29,097 --> 01:39:30,798 ♪ But in the end is right ♪ 2337 01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:34,936 ♪ I hope you had the time of your life ♪ 2338 01:39:44,279 --> 01:39:48,950 ♪ So take the photographs and still frames in your mind ♪ 2339 01:39:49,117 --> 01:39:53,621 ♪ Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time ♪ 2340 01:39:53,788 --> 01:39:59,194 ♪ Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial ♪ 2341 01:39:59,361 --> 01:40:03,798 ♪ For what it's worth, it was worth all the while ♪ 2342 01:40:03,965 --> 01:40:06,534 ♪ It's something unpredictable ♪ 2343 01:40:06,701 --> 01:40:08,002 ♪ But in the end is right ♪ 2344 01:40:08,170 --> 01:40:09,471 - Blue. - WAYNE: Sky blue? 2345 01:40:09,637 --> 01:40:12,707 ♪ I hope you had the time of your life ♪ 2346 01:40:12,874 --> 01:40:15,009 Here they come! 2347 01:40:22,016 --> 01:40:24,152 ♪ ♪ 2348 01:40:42,337 --> 01:40:44,839 ♪ It's something unpredictable ♪ 2349 01:40:45,006 --> 01:40:46,641 ♪ But in the end is right ♪ 2350 01:40:46,808 --> 01:40:51,179 ♪ I hope you had the time of your life ♪ 2351 01:40:55,183 --> 01:40:57,385 ♪ ♪ 2352 01:40:59,654 --> 01:41:02,857 ♪ It's something unpredictable ♪ 2353 01:41:03,024 --> 01:41:04,926 ♪ But in the end is right ♪ 2354 01:41:05,093 --> 01:41:09,897 ♪ I hope you had the time of your life. ♪ 2355 01:41:20,842 --> 01:41:23,611 (song ends) 2356 01:41:26,013 --> 01:41:29,184 ♪ Well, it's too late for you to save my soul ♪ 2357 01:41:29,351 --> 01:41:31,719 ♪ Gonna drive my car around a telephone pole ♪ 2358 01:41:31,886 --> 01:41:34,422 ♪ It's now or never, gonna do or die ♪ 2359 01:41:34,589 --> 01:41:37,091 ♪ I'm gonna start a fire in the afterlife ♪ 2360 01:41:37,259 --> 01:41:39,594 ♪ Well, I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2361 01:41:39,761 --> 01:41:42,096 ♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2362 01:41:42,264 --> 01:41:44,699 ♪ I'm not going down in history ♪ 2363 01:41:44,866 --> 01:41:47,269 ♪ 'Cause I ain't ever gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2364 01:41:47,435 --> 01:41:49,737 ♪ Staring at the reaper dead in the eye ♪ 2365 01:41:49,904 --> 01:41:52,274 ♪ You're never gonna take me dead or alive ♪ 2366 01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:55,243 ♪ Don't call me a priest, you can save the last rites ♪ 2367 01:41:55,410 --> 01:41:57,979 ♪ I'm dead on arrival from the party last night ♪ 2368 01:41:58,146 --> 01:42:00,582 ♪ Well, I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2369 01:42:00,748 --> 01:42:03,084 ♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2370 01:42:03,251 --> 01:42:05,653 ♪ I'm not going down in history ♪ 2371 01:42:05,820 --> 01:42:08,323 ♪ 'Cause I ain't ever gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2372 01:42:08,490 --> 01:42:10,825 ♪ I'm a tightrope walker with my hair on fire ♪ 2373 01:42:10,992 --> 01:42:13,428 ♪ Dodging a bullet in the line of fire ♪ 2374 01:42:13,595 --> 01:42:15,997 ♪ Shaking my stick like a rattlesnake ♪ 2375 01:42:16,164 --> 01:42:18,933 ♪ I'm dancing with the devil at the pearly gates ♪ 2376 01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:21,436 ♪ Well, I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2377 01:42:21,603 --> 01:42:23,938 ♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2378 01:42:24,105 --> 01:42:26,508 ♪ I'm not going down in history ♪ 2379 01:42:26,674 --> 01:42:29,177 ♪ 'Cause I ain't ever gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2380 01:42:29,344 --> 01:42:31,679 ♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2381 01:42:31,846 --> 01:42:34,282 ♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2382 01:42:34,449 --> 01:42:36,984 ♪ I'm not going down in history ♪ 2383 01:42:37,151 --> 01:42:39,654 ♪ 'Cause I ain't ever gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2384 01:42:39,821 --> 01:42:42,190 ♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2385 01:42:42,357 --> 01:42:44,759 ♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2386 01:42:44,926 --> 01:42:47,362 ♪ I'm not going down in history ♪ 2387 01:42:47,529 --> 01:42:49,631 ♪ 'Cause I ain't ever gonna R.I.P. ♪ 2388 01:42:49,797 --> 01:42:51,032 (song ends) 2389 01:42:51,199 --> 01:42:52,700 ♪ Here we go again ♪ 2390 01:42:52,867 --> 01:42:55,270 ♪ Infatuation touches me ♪ 2391 01:42:55,437 --> 01:42:59,006 ♪ Just when I thought that it would end ♪ 2392 01:43:01,175 --> 01:43:04,779 ♪ Oh, but then again, it seems much more than that ♪ 2393 01:43:04,946 --> 01:43:08,816 ♪ But I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking ♪ 2394 01:43:09,851 --> 01:43:11,819 ♪ Well, I toss and turn all night ♪ 2395 01:43:11,986 --> 01:43:15,189 ♪ Thinking of your ways of affection ♪ 2396 01:43:15,357 --> 01:43:19,060 ♪ But to find that it's not different at all ♪ 2397 01:43:20,362 --> 01:43:23,064 ♪ Well, I throw away my past mistakes ♪ 2398 01:43:23,231 --> 01:43:25,967 ♪ And contemplate my future ♪ 2399 01:43:26,133 --> 01:43:29,003 ♪ That's when I say, "What the hey?" ♪ 2400 01:43:29,170 --> 01:43:34,476 ♪ Would it last forever, you and I together? ♪ 2401 01:43:34,642 --> 01:43:38,045 ♪ Hand in hand, we run away ♪ 2402 01:43:38,212 --> 01:43:39,547 ♪ Far away ♪ 2403 01:43:39,714 --> 01:43:42,917 ♪ I'm in for nasty weather ♪ 2404 01:43:43,084 --> 01:43:45,987 ♪ But I'll take whatever you can give ♪ 2405 01:43:46,153 --> 01:43:48,690 ♪ That comes my way, yeah ♪ 2406 01:43:48,856 --> 01:43:50,558 ♪ Far away ♪ 2407 01:43:56,163 --> 01:43:57,832 ♪ Here we go again ♪ 2408 01:43:57,999 --> 01:44:00,067 ♪ Infatuation touches me ♪ 2409 01:44:00,234 --> 01:44:03,671 ♪ Just when I thought that it would end ♪ 2410 01:44:11,613 --> 01:44:14,949 ♪ Oh, but then again, it seems much more than that ♪ 2411 01:44:15,116 --> 01:44:19,621 ♪ But I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking ♪ 2412 01:44:19,787 --> 01:44:22,357 ♪ Well, I toss and turn all night ♪ 2413 01:44:22,524 --> 01:44:25,960 ♪ Thinking of your ways of affection ♪ 2414 01:44:26,127 --> 01:44:29,697 ♪ But to find that it's not different at all ♪ 2415 01:44:30,898 --> 01:44:33,968 ♪ Well, I throw away my past mistakes ♪ 2416 01:44:34,135 --> 01:44:36,070 ♪ And contemplate my future ♪ 2417 01:44:36,237 --> 01:44:39,607 ♪ That's when I say, "What the hey?" ♪ 2418 01:44:40,575 --> 01:44:44,979 ♪ Would it last forever, you and I together? ♪ 2419 01:44:45,146 --> 01:44:48,650 ♪ Hand in hand, we run away ♪ 2420 01:44:48,816 --> 01:44:49,951 ♪ Far away ♪ 2421 01:44:50,117 --> 01:44:53,621 ♪ I'm in for nasty weather ♪ 2422 01:44:53,788 --> 01:44:56,290 ♪ But I'll take whatever you can give ♪ 2423 01:44:56,458 --> 01:44:58,626 ♪ That comes my way, yeah ♪ 2424 01:44:58,793 --> 01:45:00,728 ♪ Far away ♪ 2425 01:45:02,397 --> 01:45:05,667 (shouting indistinctly) 2426 01:45:05,833 --> 01:45:07,969 (cheering) 2427 01:45:25,286 --> 01:45:27,021 ♪ Well, I toss and turn all night ♪ 2428 01:45:27,188 --> 01:45:29,991 ♪ Thinking of your ways of affection ♪ 2429 01:45:30,157 --> 01:45:34,161 ♪ But to find that it's not different at all ♪ 2430 01:45:35,697 --> 01:45:38,800 ♪ Well, I throw away my past mistakes ♪ 2431 01:45:38,966 --> 01:45:40,935 ♪ And contemplate my future ♪ 2432 01:45:41,102 --> 01:45:44,372 ♪ That's when I say, "What the hey?" ♪ 2433 01:45:45,339 --> 01:45:49,811 ♪ Would it last forever, you and I together? ♪ 2434 01:45:49,977 --> 01:45:53,548 ♪ Hand in hand, we run away ♪ 2435 01:45:53,715 --> 01:45:55,049 ♪ Far away ♪ 2436 01:45:55,216 --> 01:45:58,352 ♪ I'm in for nasty weather ♪ 2437 01:45:58,520 --> 01:46:01,355 ♪ But I'll take whatever you can give ♪ 2438 01:46:01,523 --> 01:46:04,158 ♪ That comes my way, yeah ♪ 2439 01:46:04,325 --> 01:46:06,127 ♪ Far away ♪ 2440 01:46:07,128 --> 01:46:09,063 ♪ Far away. ♪ 2441 01:46:10,031 --> 01:46:11,733 Let's go far away! 2442 01:46:33,087 --> 01:46:36,090 - (song ends) - (cheering and applause)